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Ang episode na ito ng Dog Show Divas ay puno ng chika at tawanan. Una, ina-update nila ang mga tagapakinig na wala pa silang official theme song at logo, kaya nag-iisip sila ng audition para sa lyrics. Nagkaroon din ng usapan tungkol sa "victory meal" pagkatapos ng sex, kung saan ang crispy pata at fried chicken ang itinuturing na best reward. Tinalakay nila ang iba't ibang "center of the universe" tulad ng Araneta Center Kubaw Station, New York, at Singapore Changi Airport. Ang main topic ay ang Christmas party—isang stressful pero exciting event sa Pilipinas. Binanggit nila na ang HR ay parang gossip girl ng opisina, at ang ideal na petsa ng party ay second week of December para malinis ang kasalanan bago ang Simbang Gabi. Nag-share sila ng mga sikat na costume themes tulad ng The Greatest Showman at icons, at may mga kumpanyang nagbibigay ng malaking premyo para sa best costume. Sa pagkain, coffee jelly, beef stroganoff, at creme brulee ang dapat daw nasa menu; kung walang creme brulee, hindi raw Fortune 500 ang kumpanya. Nagkaroon din ng side discussion tungkol sa gym, kung saan napag-usapan ang mga "bro" na mahilig mag-crypto at ang tamang paggamit ng equipment. Sa kabuuan, ang episode ay isang masayang pag-uusap tungkol sa kultura ng Pilipinas, mula sa office dynamics hanggang sa mga personal na hilig.

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All of Bells, thank you for listening to Dog Show Divas. Wala pa kami ng OBB. Makakaron si Guru pag meron na kami brands. Charot! Korek kasi ng atiba ang ibig sa gihin ng OBB eye Only better with brands. Anyway, enjoy the. Through the episode. Of Dog Show Divas, the official podcast. So tayo po ay nagbabalik sa Dog Show Divas? Yes, welcome back to Dog Show Divas. Wala pa reng kamiing theme song. So actually, dahil mo lang pa tayo ang theme song. At dahil gusto magmaron ng audience natin, da sa'yun, wilan nagmaron ng sila sa logo natin. tayo na siguro magsagest. No. Oh, feeling ko, aonomag papal, aonom kami magpropos kami ng audition please para sa lyrics ng Dog Show Divas. Correct. Pero, meron ng hong na isip, Jan, rhythm. Anong rhythm. Dog Show Divas. Dog Show Divas. Ar-arf. Ah, so. Kayo na po ang bahala. Posa nandaan ang musical taste namin i-makoy ha. Paginawa ang ang. De ba? Ako I-M into Mozart, Beethoven. Oh, ikaw. Ano yung taste mo. Ako I-more of Symphony No. 16. Okay. And also, don't forget a V-Gee. A-w-Libato. Para ang kip. Para ang V-Gee na kasi ang bagong bit-hoven ang ating ano. Henera sho. Correct. Kasi nga sa mga illegitimate wives sila ang kabit-hoven. Anyway. Kabit-she. Kabit-she. Kabit-she. Kabit-she. Kanamong ganan ng term na. Kasi datas shubat, de ba? Correct. Mag-ayon. Kabit-she. Kabit-she. Or. Kabit-hoven. Kabit-she. And Kabit-hoven. Oh, my God. So, put it in an o-karn ng friend. M'o. Back it. Late o mo yung asawa mo. Last night. Anong isa-asagot mo. Kasi meron shang. Kabit-she. At nagcheck-in sila sa Guadalupe. Oh, my God. Nagcheck-in sila sa ayo hong maksabi ng mga motel. Kasi ang dipatay ba yung. Oh, oh. Ay, pero ala-actually. So, pag-nagkaron kaya tayo ng sponsor na motel. Do we want that? I guess it's the question. Me personally, I want that. I want that. Mga motel. Mga motel. But hopefully, it's a line to our kabaklaan also. Correct. Kasi guru-bahayong concept ng photo shoot. Howak natin yung mga. Papaburiit ng putay sa mga motel. Tulan ng. Banset. Oh, oh. Crispy pata. Crispy pata with fried chicken. Oh, yeah. Actually, grab me. Anong yung meron sa combo ng crispy pata. And fried chicken. Naparang yung ang victory meal after mong mag-release. Correct. Correct. Alang mga napapa isip din ako. Pag pinrito ni lang yung fried chicken. Okay, yung crispy pata. Tapos yung gina-med mong mantika. Is yung anoko-lesterol. Correct. Para ang redundant napo. Correct. Para ang wala putay yung winner to date. Oh, but ala mo. Thank you for opening that topic. Nabakit nga ba. Crispy pata. Ah, I'm checking. Ang victory meal. Ang victory meal. Oh. De ba? Ang ganda ng victory meal, no? Nga nalokad ka. Kasi natawid mo e. Oh, oh. Ipasok mo letterali. Na ilabas moden. So you deserve a trophy for that. Correct. Deserve mo na ma-busog. Correct. Oh, oh. Na-busog ka na sa lang yung sa lupa. Ma-busog ka. Nibak. Oh mo. Pero crispy pata talaga. No, ba? Like, ba? Hindi caviar. Or let's say, ba? Kito alang peachy peachy. Nibak. Or ba? Kito alang turon. Turon. Ang sarap ng turon na. I love turon. Parang turon after sex. It's giving round two in 10 minutes. Correct. Meron kang tamang balan sa yung tamis. And also potasum. Correct, de ba? Emphasis on potasum. Yes. Okay, mamaya, pupuntatayo ginsam hotel. Kasi gusto ko magkaron tayo ng gangyang ang gagement. Pupuntatayo, don't ask a discussion. Or pupuntatayo, don, physical meaning. Pupuntatayo, don, sa discussion. Okay, okay. Kasi alam mo nakakabasa ako ng mga DM sa akin. Oh. Unapusailahat makigiggan pukaminibawa. Correct. Parang shinisip nila tayo. Parang bakit po. Correct. Okay. Just go like the things that we know about each other. Dibaa. Like. Mama. Dibaa. Wag nyo napong pangarapin. Correct. Correct. But in terms of pangarap ng arting mga audience. Yes. Because we are recording this on the same week of our premiere episode drop. There are people that. Mejyo and their feelings about the erasure of a certain kubaw station. Oh, yes, yes. So, actually, I'm in our YouTube channel. Correct. We are still reading this station's MRT. We are not reading it. So, are you comfortable to open? I mean, are you comfortable to talk about it? Yes, I'm very quickly. Because it's still a very sensitive topic. I'm still trying to recover from it. (Laughter) But I'm still reading this topic. Let's quickly discuss about the Araneta Center Kubaw Station. And people are calling it the center of the universe. We are sure that we will be able to see the title of the center of the universe. What are the other different centers of the universe? Of course, I know that the center would be the one that would be the one that would be the center. And I think also the center for pop is considered any branch of center for pop. Is considered the center of the universe. Can you see it? The center of the universe is different. If it's the universe, we have to go to other countries. People say that New York City is a center of the world. Maybe the center of Southeast Asia may be the park for me. Correct. Or maybe the jewel of Singapore Changi Airport. It's very center-like. Also, let's not forget the center of Asia, which is Hong Kong. Correct. And also the center of the heart in the QC, the heart center. (Laughter) Heart center, you know what the Philippine government is? You know what the Philippine government is? Heart center, children's hospital. So why do I feel the center of the universe? I actually don't know. I don't know, but I feel like I'm in the center of the universe. Because there are some realms. What are the realms? The North, the North, the North. But there are some realms. The world is different. And it is, I think, a very defined way to separate things. If you're a world, you are a world girl. You are about danger. You are a dangerous woman. Are you a grand-day person? You've got the look. It's like you're a Vedaka. You have to be careful when you're in the same pool. Correct. It's very exclusive. But if you're a God, you're a woman. You're a Vedaka. We have a lot of love in our life. And we talked about Kubau. It's true. It's true. We are sure that we will do something. We will do something. But our topic today, one of the topics we will try to talk about, is related to the year ending. That is Christmas parties. It's a very sad and sad topic. You will see and feel and hear traffic everywhere, not just in Metro Manila but also in the suburbs. Christmas parties are a universal thing in the Philippines. It's also a very stressful thing in the Philippines. Very stressful for the newbies. Correct. Even more stressful for the HRs, if you are watching that night, you will be able to follow the day. Correct. You know the HRs? We will see that. We will see that. You know that if you are a welder, you will be able to get the SSS. You know that the heat. If you are not a boss, you know the HRs. I am feeling that the HRs are the number one cheese mosa and cheese mosa. It's a company. Oh, oh, oh. It's like a family. Silinkko sila yung mahilig mag push ng botons na kipong ay baka kailangan kung pagsabungin ang dalawang to para may isang magresain. Korrek, kailangan. Kakaal mo may deer, ang HR yan ang iiwasan mo makatabe sa elevator. Korrek, dahil pagkatabimo ang HR sa elevator. Kailangan mo shang smoltokin. At nung ea ng mga pagmog usapan yung isa lang naman ang gusto mo itan ang lagis sa HR, kailangan ang bakit ang nakina-kala sa weldo ko. Bakit, paganiyit ng failed health contribution ko. Korrek, maga-appli-puwakwan ng vise sa Japan M, bakit ang tagal niya po ii baga yung certificate. Korrek, siya ka alam mo ang mga HR people ang galing nilang magdikit-dikit ng mga theory. Korrek, o, o, kasi, pag nakasabing mian sa elevator ko nware. Kahit mo lang ka naman ka relashondo on sa itinig yung gagawang ka ng isu. Kailangan ka nang ka nang kaya kung nga rei. Kama sa kaya ni James? Ah, mam, ano po ii na is lang pungiayo laptop ko kasi na wala ng poong LAN? Or Lan? Oh my god. Okay, yung mga HR na. Tatano ng inna. Oh, ano? Hapi ka ba sa bosmo? Lagis na nang nang nyan. Hapi ka. Hapi ka. Naparang, there is no right answer because whatever it is you give to HR, mama. She is going to give that scoop to gossip girl. Korrek, siya ang gossip girl talaga. Kong magasap post, have you watched post in Disney Plus? Siya si mother-electra. Korrek, oh my god. Hindi kaya siya si Volta. Charo. Pero grabi ang power ng HR no? Grabi ang power ng HR si layong nagde-desight kung siinoh ang mag-paper for. Korrek, siinoh ang pahihirapan natin this year sa Christmas party. Korrek. At bilang nabang kit mo rin lang naman ang Christmas party, let's latch onto it na. The Christmas party, what's the ideal bermund to you to celebrate Christmas party? It's a great question because as a Christmas party host, I would get inquiries as early as the second week of November. Korrek, mayi mga taong kating katin ng either mag-gostrum, kating katin ng makitang mag kalat ng office meets nila. Pero ako for me, the second week of December is parang that perfect week of "we are celebrating the you will tie glee". But also, dapakasi ang Christmas party after loo hindi nina kaya papasok after a. Pero ngayon mga taong nagpumapasok pa din, da day after. Mokang ano yay talagang ano reno, grabi ang mag-trabaho yung mga empleado natin. Yes. Tapos baba-hing kayo mamagyata reno. Anyway, bau, since you've mentioned the second week of December is the sweet spot, I feel like second week of December is the sweet spot, It's because, gusto siguro na mga kumpangya na bhago magsimbang gabe. Agapat, nakapag party na tayo, kasi makakala tayo. Oragom magsimbang gabe. So might as well, pagsimbang gabe malinis ng ating mga kasalanan. Tamaa! Pero grabita laga ang industry and the cosmic event, that is the annual Christmas party. Anung mga-anung mga kinos tumo back in the day. Back in the day, siya'n pre ang walaang kamatay ang the greatas show man. Amayarong iran ang Christmas party, pre-pandemic na. Shed, puro tayo, greatas show man na tapos yung parang leader ng kumpangya, kakata ng this is me. This is me, yung maypina ka malakingsweldo. Pero, aside from the costumes, madalas din kasay yung theme. Correct. 80s is always a theme, de ba? What's your favorite theme? Ang favorite theme ko, is I think icons. It's always so parang it is intriguing, but it is subject to interpretation. Some of the icons that I have done in the past. I wanna hear it mama. I came as Lady Gaga, VMA midress. How wow. Nagi na wana ng tata ko? During that time, niyapafuli accepted na badi ng kumparod, but the time par sa pera ilalaban natin. Nagi Lady Gaga VMA midress ako noon. Nung ang theme, sa campaigns and grief, nung ako aina sa ahin, siya 'I under the sea, ako ay pumunta as a can of League of Sardines. Shed, I'm not a pop Christmas light. I put it in my garage in the screen. I was just wondering what it was. But I was just a Christmas party. First year of working, I came in as a Joel Cruz billboard. Again, I put it in my pocket. I was just a little bit scared. Grab it. Grab it with your effort. When I'm costume party, I'm costume party. Because it's a guest, right? And then you see the company and the host, the best dress of the night. And then the premium, 3K for the top price. Right? It's like a dream. You can put the best in costume. We're gonna do a minimum of 10. Oh, okay. This is a glory on call for all the companies in the Philippines. Correct. We're gonna do 10,000 minimum. Correct. Meaning third place palang. Oh man. So you know first place, you're gonna do 50,000. 20, 50 quit. You're gonna do 20,000 minimum. Debbie. Debbie. I don't know how to pronounce Debbie. Oh, oh. We already have an age or another call from Olga. What is this? What is this? Oh my gosh! What is this? What is this? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I want to mention, the company has another call from Olga. What is that? What is that called? What is that called? Olga. It's called long jump. It's called "Hambu". It's called "Flatz". It's called "When's the Adam?" It's called "Atolotus". It's called "Atolotus". It's called "Atolotus" It's called "Atolotus" It's called "Atolotus" Oh my gosh. It's called "Atolotus" It's called "Atolotus" It's called "Atolotus" It's called "Atolotus" It's called "Atolotus" It's not related to work. I just go. When it's given signatory, it's given to a person who is only a child. Just in case, question him, if he's still a glavish of his lifestyle, or a Salvation in Olga, I want to see a lip sync show down between those two icons. And then, what do you think about your life? Of course, nothing else but stupid love by Sal Bhakuta. Stupid love by Sal Bhakuta, or it's not that good. Life goes on by Lee and Ryan. Correct. Or, "Kababay Tutsi Guevara". Oh, oh. We'll see if we can get a chance to see our religion. Then, we'll see if we can get a chance to see our religion. Okay. Now, Christmas party. There's an era of Christmas party, aside from the great Shaman. There's also Frozen. Correct. There's also the characters of the characters. But, you know, the favorite of them. The parents, the great gods, the great gods. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're so good. Guys, you're the great gods. The great gods. The great gods. The tired gods. Be patient. Oh, oh. When you're tired, you're the one who's sick. You're the one who's sick. Because, because, because, the great gods. It's a good thing. You can. The food when Christmas party. Oh, my God. Let's get a coffee jelly. Please. Correct. Beef strogano. Let's get a beef strogano. The deconstructed lumpiang toge. We know that it's just a little bit. When you're tired of deconstructing, we know you guys were trying to save on costs. Correct. And of course, the only irritable thing you do with Goolaman. Go with Goolaman. Oh, for me, it's a dessert. It's a deal. Correct. It's a deal. And we're going to get a deal. Let's have fun. Let's have fun. Let's have fun. No. Oh, stay. I'm not going to eat that. It can go. It can go also. It can go. It can go. It's the same vibe of the coffee jelly. Wait. It's like you're the director of Ano's company. Is that right? What? It's like you're going to get a coffee. You know what? Oh. You know that bonus that year, when you're desserting, you'll get a coffee jelly. Oh. I'm going to get a deal. I'm going to get a bonus. Wait. But when you're desserting, you know what the company is. I'm sure there are more desserts. I'm sure there are more. Red Velvet ki. Kag top tax payer ang kumpangay ang yung It means, malakay ang revenue, de ba? Correct. So billyo ng binayarang buwis. Correct. Krem Brulei. Krem Brulei. Pagwala kay yung Krem Brulei sa Christmas party. Your company is not even in the Fortune 500. Correct. Magresa in Nkayo. Magresa in kaya yung di matutupada mga pangalap. Mga pangalap yung pagwala ang krem Brulei. Sakain di magandaan benefits ng kumpangay, pagwala ang krem Brulei. Correct. Kapan ang prutinyo sa Christmas party ay hindi porkayata. Belayan. Oh my god, ya. Well, now for the, for the, for the carbs. For the carbs. Mayang mga pastas sa Christmas party nakailangan ang umale. Correct. Sorry, Carbonara but mama. This is not my tita's birthday party. You must go already. So, I'm not promise as in again, Carbonara naman. Correct, de ba? What's up now? It's up now now. Iba pa yun sub-discussion pa ang tamang kulain ang carbonara. De ba? Now, so carbs, temperate, Carbonara, am kayangan mawala. Correct. What do you think about the white rice? You know the white rice is really a very personal, cultural, existential, national conversation. De ba? On the one hand, it will complement almost any prutin. There is. But also, we know that when you put your hands on it, you want to do the management. You want to do it right? Correct. You know what? In your company, in the business of Christmas parties, you can also use the catering. Correct. You can also use two cups of rice, then you can also use beef or fish fillet. The chicken fingers, please. Please, you can also use fish fillet. Then, you can also use 1000 dressing. Oh, just cool. You can also use the same. Correct. Oh, okay. The fish fillet, sorry, cream, dori, wrap, if you have olive oil, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. How about the fruits? What do you think about the rest? The fruits are the same. What do you think, guys? Guys, what do you think? You don't think about it. It's good. It's good. It's good. But when you put the fruits, Oh my God. Oh my God. If you know, if I put my fingers on the bar, if you have the fruits, I'll put it on the Christmas party. I know. I know that the word "Mangustino" is the word. When you put the fruits, the "Account Manager" is the dessert. "Akram Brele" "Mangustino" Wow, "Mangustino" But also, don't forget "Can" Can'taloupe, it's giving a fruit that sings. Can'taloupe. It's can'taloupe, right? It's called "Onlupa" It's called "Onlupa" because it's called "Can'taloupe". But this is what it says. There are fruits or vegetables in my house that are just like the Korean food. Right? It's like a potato. It's like, how are you going to say potato without sounding like a total proud homosexual? It's like a potato. It's like a potato. It's like potato. Then, if you want to eat something, you have to eat a corn dog. If you eat a corn dog, you have to eat a fruit leader. Oh, oh, oh. Acapsicum. What do you think about the word "capsicum"? The "capsicum" it's giving a jingle of a barangay captain running for office. The "capsicum" is the "capsicum". "capsicum". How about you? What's the imagery in your head when you hear the word "capsicum"? When I hear the word "capsicum" it emanates divinity. Divinity. It's like the peppers, types of peppers, it's like the dragon race winner. For me, it's like a cat. I see the visual. I see it. It's like the peppers are the same because they are different. They are different, but the "capsicum" is the queen of all peppers. If you want to eat the "capsicum" it's the "fm". "fm". It's the "lugging" in the "af". Correct. Which stands for anytime. Friendship. Correct. There are other types of friendship in the "obnanjim". I want to ask. Because they are like "jim buddies". "Jim bros". How are you going to talk about life when you are literally lifting 40% of your body weight? Correct. I don't know. I don't know how to do jim but I never know how to do jim buddy. Correct. Or you can do jim because you are like it's personal time. There are people who say "Jim, they would rival the extroversion of a team. Oh my god, butterfly is so good. Bro, how are you doing bro? I was like "Oh, it's a lot of bosses". I'll trust you bro again. Bro, Alex out today. I'm really happy because I have a lot of things to do. I have a lot of things to do with jim. Somewhere in the posh neighborhood. Correct. So, I mean, of course, as an introvert, I have a lot of time. I think I can do something. I can do something. I can do something. So, what you can do is, I can do introvert anyway. There are certain group of people there. Bro, what are we doing bro? I'm so happy. I'm so happy. And they always talk about if it's not what their program for the day is, it's always about crypto. Oh my god, that's what crypto is. The bro's stuff to talk about crypto. It's practically their drag race. I know that I don't have a lot of money in crypto. Right? Oh, it's cryptic to me. But anyway, now, there's a gas inside the gym. Correct. That's why you're using your attitude. Oh, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. I mean, we were talking about AF a couple of years ago in an AF branch in Makati. I think I'm just like that. Okay. Of course, we were talking about earphones, right? And then after I started using my equipment, it seems like you're using a smirk. But why are you using it? You're using a gas that's really good in gym. You think? It's like asking why is the sun bright? Oh, right. It's like asking. I don't know how to say that. Because it's just like that. But that's it. So when you're in gym, and you're using a gym, and you have this voice on trust, we will talk about you in the pod. Yeah, yeah. We will talk about crypto. Correct. We will talk about. There are students who are using gym. Correct. They're using their baguettes. They're like, "Because I'm using a metabolism, and I'm using a metabolism, and I'm using a metabolism, right?" They're using a crop top. They're using a crop top. What do you mean? Go live your life. Go live your life. This is a democratic country. Correct. If you want to work out, and drag Asara Diskaya to just like shock the people, go do it girl. So we'll talk about it. Correct. So when you're using a power, right? But we're just back to our part. Because we're just like we're just back to our part. We're just back to our part. Because we're just back to our part. This is dog show divas. Correct. We don't have a topic. Correct. In Christmas parties, there are many year end awards. There are many employees. The year, business unit of the year, that is expected. I think it's time we create new awards for the office. That's true. Because the typical is the. 10 year award. It's already 5 years. It's already 3 years. So it's just 14 years. It's already 10 years. Oh, okay. And you know, you have a lot of employees. They're just like the 8th year. Because when you're 10, you'll receive a cash. Correct. Right? Usually, you'll receive 10 years because of your company. Hello. Hello. Right? Or you'll receive your benefit from the company. But here are some of the proposals. That's right. You'll receive the money in the awards. I think that we have the best invocation leave. Yes. The ones who are so busy with their company that they're just getting a long week. That's usually the ones who are interested and they're just cheese with their age. Because they're leaving the company. They're just getting a kiss. They're just saying that they're leaving the company. So if they're cheese with their. They're saying that they're going to eat sale. They're just going to eat sale. They're just saying that they're going to eat sale. Yes. And then, you know, this employee is just like that. She's just like that. Correct. Oh, that's right. So, we're just like that. We're just like that. The ones who are just like that. They're just like that. But aside from the best invocation leave, I think they're just like that. No, no, no. Work from home hero. I work from home hero. Correct. kailangan, meron kayong work from home hero. Uh-huh. O yung mga tipo ng kait work from home ang toto o wala nasa gym sila. Nasa gym. Nasa sharkawa. Nasa japan. (Rin) Atatoha yan na. Actually work from home ako ngayon eh, pero nasa talk yos sa. Award. Pede. Pede pa la yung kore ba. Filigoren ang sigurang pinaka exciting na award na iby-bigay natin sa isang kumpanya ay ang best in Tumblr award. (Rin) Kasig mga impliyado ngayon, meron mga impliyado na hindi nila kayaan bitawa yung Tumblr nila every time nasa meeting nga sa kual haawak nila lagi yung Tumblr. Alam mo naging personality ng pagdadalin ng Tumblr sa of the news. Are you a Tumblr gay? Let us know in the comments. Tumblr sa kanan, laptop sa kalewang kamay. Oh, oh, diba. Manang hey guys, wanna launch. Diba naging character. Oh my god, you guys wanna get much later. Tapos isa lang sila ng shade ng lipstick. Which is nude. Pataw, makingan. It's a straight and kind of young person, right? Mucha, Tumblr, laptop. Tapos ka pag-outi ng kahudi sila nganon kisitayon. Nolonging wanna be a little quirky. Naka-outi, kasi ala mag-nanong anong aircon sa of the news. Kasi ngasi-janin nila lang lang lang ang aircon para umuwinaig mga tapo. Para mag kapul mo ngasi salvation. Oh, siyata naging nga kayaoidito. Okay, so you have the work from home hero. You have the best Tumblr. Best in Tumblr and best in vacation. Okay, I think another one and last award. Nakay lang ang natin ibigay sa mga employees natin Is the best in coffee. Oh my god. Nageing, ano en? Nageing addict sa kapay mga tao eh. Correct. I am guilty of that. Persona-a-reti ko nga yon. I'm a cold brew gay. Libak. Kailangan make cold brew. Oh, you're a cold brew gay. I'm a cold brew gay. That seems to be. I didn't know that you're a cold brew gay. My god. Parang na ofhen ka don. Are we not friends anymore? No more friends. But really, I thought you're a Spanish latte kind of gay. No, I am not about the unnecessary. Because same, I'm not that unnecessary. I know what you're saying. I'm just saying Spanish latte ice. If not Spanish latte, um. Karaman maki ato. De ba? So cold brew. I'm a cold brew gay. But, and I might get dragged for this. Nothing says I'm your everyday kind of gal. If you are somebody who orders. A Java chip frappuccino. Mama, the people who always order Java chip frappuccino. They are always the one who like make you wait in line. Because, oh, what's your name? Oh my god, girl. We know Java chip frappuccino. You know what I mean? You know, the character of the Java chip frappuccino. Oh, right. It seems like the other people who are in the office. The one who is a little bit shy. Yes, me, yes. The Java chip frappuccino person is the HR. What is the toxicity? But, it's. HR energy is equivalent to Java chip frappuccino energy. And the word "Java Kula". Java Kula. Wow. First of all, it sounds so erotic. What's your order? Java Kula. It's like, "Had, it's in the back of my head." That means, here's Seattle's best kind of girl. Here's Seattle's best. There's the era of Jamba Drew. Oh my god. We're the same era. We're the same era. Okay, so first of all, I like the protein berry workouts. This is not paid. This is not paid. Yes, okay. This is an opera. Yes, an opera. It's an opera. Yes, a Jamba Juice. A Jamba Juice. It's just like. A drink that had the word California date or something. But, we have the drink that we drink. We have the drink that we drink in the Jamba Juice. It's like, "You're still eating." It's like, "If you're eating cheese. Cheese seeds." Or, "If you're eating spirulina." Oh my god. You've made it. If you are a spirulina girl, if you are about that life, you really take your gut health seriously. Correct. You are really concerned about the clorella growth factor. Because you've got what it takes. It seems like you're still eating 5 pm. And then, you know what you're doing. And then, one of your office mates would invite you ang anyigyo energy on base by your office has made, Along, CzyASH dialeenth is excellent as well. And a one of your office meets is sincere collaboration route. "Bouse, can you go to Jampaju's enterprise?" Dibaa, zampaju sa enterprise? company It's awesome. Your your business. You're giving speak easy that time everybody knows. On its own. But one invite you to boss The one with office meets time Because, why don't you. What do you think? It's just a joke. I'm a Duncan girl. You're a Duncan girl. And again, I only avoided that question because this is gonna sound like a pain thing when it's not. I fucking love Duncan donuts. We were shooting two weeks ago in Noted with Thicks. I made Duncan donuts. I mean, I am at the point where in Love, I love every scene of strawberry field. Love, I love Choco Butter. But right now, The Amats, the Amats with Marble Frost. Choco Butter is a bit different from us. But there's a place where you can see it. Oh my God. It is giving Soot Rose glucose realness. The GLP1. The Shaking. The In-Bosem Peak. The Dibaa. I love Marble Frost. That's so much. It's the Boston Cream. The Boston Cream. The Boston Cream. Sorry, it's not a pain. It's not a Duncan donut. But also this is a hint too. Again, it's a Duncan donut. I mean, why do I have to say that? The endorsors are not that good. Charine. The Boston Cream. It's a bit sugar. Dear. You're making it. You're making it. You're making it. You're making it. You're making it. The filling. The filling is in the middle. Correct. It's like we're not making an advertisement. It's not a pain. It's not a pain. It's not a pain. Thank you, Giri. Dibaa. Duncan donut. This is what you're saying. You can say that you're making a billboard. Correct. I'm like a billboard. Do you see yourself having a billboard? I see myself having a billboard. I see myself having everything I want in this world. Because I think it is my God given right to dream. The biggest dream possible. And to go for it. Because I am entitled to a happy life. That's right. It's like a forest company. Dibaa. It's giving chinkitan motivation. (Laughter) You're like a perra-kangayon. Chinkitan. Dibaa. It's like a tradition. I mean, I think sorry. I'm going to talk about a manifestation. When I'm a manifestation now, somebody told me that when I'm a manifestation, I'm just specific. Okay, I want to get ex-amount. Maybe in the past year or two, the energy that I'm going to manifest. I want the energy of abundance in this particular project. I'm going to do it. I don't want to earn this much from this project. It's just like the energy of my life. Which is good. Which is good. It's just good. Because when energy is good, the flow will be there. And it's like more energy. It's more happy. It's more fun. It's more fun. It's not paid yet. It's not paid yet. Do you not take supplements? I take my multivitamines, my fish, my ashwaganda. Ashwaganda. Ashwaganda. I take my melatonin. Oh, damay. And I take a lot of delulu. Okay, first of all, since we've mentioned supplements here, it's all about vitamins and minerals. Let's talk about very quickly the names. Very scientific, but it's very clear. Correct. First of all, let's start byutin. Again, for us, it's called byutin as a jim bro. It's really. It's like byutin. It's asking for that kabadangan in lower jaw byutin. Oh, but byutin. But you know, byutin is good for hair, nails and skin. Correct. Byutin is a part of that. I don't know, but there is something about the drug name, Pharmaton. It is giving al tabadin. It's giving. It's giving. It's giving. Carey sports. Carey sports. Because it's called. Correct, right? Si farmaton meron Gin Sengyan, eh. Correct, de ba? How about when you hear the vitamin magnesium? Magnesium. Magnesium for me, it's giving hot daddy. You see it right? Magnesium. I know that's a Porsche. It's like a gun on a sheet. Tapos meager like silver. Tapos. Magdetek sa yun na parang sabihina. Sabihin mo lang, what time kumpatatapos magwork sa doing kita. It's giving that, that is the energy. I'm getting that from magnesium. Yung zinc na manfor mi para siyang toing correct. If you're a twing, you need zinc or or. Correct. And last but not the least, let's talk about a scorbic acid. A scorbic acid. It's so general, it's vitamin C. First of all, vitamin C and a scorbic acid, para magkala yung sila. Oh oh, it's bad. It's like who thought of that? It's like the vitamin C, the origin and chlorophyll. It's not going to the plant. Correct. From the process of photosynthesis. Oh, you're the ones who are the same. Photosynthesis, sepsis and leptospirosis. So together they are the Skyler Sisters. Skyler Sisters. We're not the Skyler Sisters. They're like, what are you saying? Let the Spirosis and sepsis. The Skyler Sisters. Oh, it's all genetic. Collagen production. Correct. They're good for the skin. Good for immunity. Correct. They're supplements. They're supplements. So again, I love this conversation. Me too. I'm loving this conversation. And you know what? I heard now some of our audiences though, are you guys talking about the community? The community? Correct. So I hope, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. There are a lot of comments by the way that I'm not sure if this is a first of all, that's a U-problem. That's not a problem. That's a U-problem. It's like you're just like a therapy. Correct. It's a chart. But it's not that bad. I don't know if it's a chart, but I'm still talking again. That's a U-problem. That's a U-problem. That's a U-problem. That's a U-problem. Or left to Spirosis. You might need to have a check, mama. Okay. You need to have a check. Correct. Check the label. What brand is it? Nido. It's not bad. What brand is it? The brand managers are doing it. Nido. What brand is it? Nido. What's your name? What's your name? Nido. Promail. Wow. Gifted. Well end out. Gifted. Gifted child. But when Nido comes, I'll take the bat. Oh, oh. The bat is just a little bit different from the school. Correct. We don't have Nido here. Correct. Because we have a lot of improvs. Nestle Philippine. So, how do you. How do you my dear? Nido. Nido. It's like you're just a bat. So, first of all, you're just a bat. Because you're just a bat. It's giving. Pick me girl. Right. It's giving. Pick me girl. Bonakid is giving. Like valedictorian. But if you're a Nido, you're like. Pick me, mama. For me, Bonakid seems like. I'm just a little bit different from the school. Bonakid. Let's make a picture. When you show down on one. Foundation day, Bonakid gay, and Nido gay. What do you think of your dreams? I think. What do you think of Bonakid gay? Correct. Because it's a very good thing. Correct. And Bonakid gay, I think of it as a personality. It's like. I like that. It's like. Happy that you're like. You're like a baby. Correct. But this is Bonakid. And it's like. It's like a breadwinner. Correct. No. It's giving vice-ganda energy. Oh, breadwinner. Correct. How about the S26? Because it's like S26. I'm like. Oh my god. S26. Yes, it's like a parent's. It's like S26. Oh, I'm like. It's like a child's check. FD8, It's like a formulation of S26. Because if we're like S26 and we end up like this, I think science needs to be revisited. Yeah. It's like the Eureka Incarnation Einstein to check the DNA and the formulation of S26. It's like that. But S26 is a kid. S26 is a kid. Really? But I guess, if you know this conversation, what are the thoughts and feelings of one of the "Lakhtong Gay"? "Lakhtong Gay"? The "Lakhtong" is a word for a time. When the three of you are. The video is about "Lakhtong Gay" The "Panatag Moms" is "Judian Santos" The "Lakhtong Kid" is about the feelings of the kids that are just like that, but they're just like that. They're like that in the beginning. Oh, correct. The "Lakhtong Kid" is about the people who are not happy with their Chinese language. Oh, okay. They're about the "Lakhtong Gay" and "Jakston". Or "Bang Suck Gay". They are busy trying to build the future Facebook. Get? The "Lakhtong Gay" is like Mark Zuckerberg's effect. I think Mark Zuckerberg's "Lakhtong Gay" is like that. Because he's the "Lakhtong" who is the "Lakhtong". How about the "M"? The "M"? The "Rice" The "Rice Essence". The "Rice Milk". The "Rice Milk" is like that. It's like that. But. It's like that. So, I'm not an "Am Girl", but I'm an "Am Boy". "Am Boy Am. But. There's "Amway". Oh my God. The networking. Oh my God. Let's talk about networking. Okay. Let's talk about "Paramidding Skilion". Or "Paramidding Skilion". I know that. Because I know that I'm an "client" in advertising. I know that. He's not only the networking, but also the "Paramid" scheme. Because I think that's the "Stigma". And I believe that like direct-selling, multi-level marketing, if done properly, is actually like a really stable, legitimate source of income. But anyway, I wanted to bring it up, because I'm sure that you invite someone who is just going to start working. There's a "Batchmate" from high school, all of a sudden, I'll just catch up with you, have coffee with you, and I would ask why. And I'll just reveal why. But what do you think? I've been experiencing this for the first job. So I'm just going to file a half-day leave, because one of my friends invited me to a event. And then I'm just going to say, "Oh, networking is all this." Because you're just going to start a product. Oh, oh, you're just going to die. You're just going to die. The awards, triple diamond, triple diamond, triple diamond, sapphire, and a button, ruby, correct. Why don't you just put the Opal on it? It's not like the gemstones are on the top of the envelope. Correct. Like we don't want this Opal, because you always hear Garnet, Amethyst. Correct. It's not like that. It's not like that. Sapphire, right? Ruby, diamond, not only three diamonds, so it's called Opal. Quarts, you don't need to put the Quarts. And you're just a pair of Quarts. Oh, oh. Quarts is a pair. We've already spent the time with Quarts, so you don't need to put it on a networking group. Correct. How dare you. But anyway, talking about the networking. You know, it's a very good networking group. You're just going to be able to do a lot of things. But you know, I just want to share also, in the car community, the boys, you have that. If you're going to have a Ford Mustang, you have that. That's what you're going to do. You're going to have that. You're going to have a triple ruby, the distributor of the year. You're going to have a triple diamond. Because you're going to have a triple diamond. That's the incentive. Oh. Try to get a mini Cooper. I am very, and I know this is part of your career. But because you are in that motoring, I'm just going to call it Planet right now, because it does feel like a planet away from what I know. Okay, if we are going to give it a planet, what is the solar system? Uranus. Ganda. Ganda. What is Uranus? It's so, it's like because everybody has an anus. It's like a car scene. Correct. It's a lot, I think. [laughs] So what do you want to know? Like, how do you want to know? Like, and I genuinely mean that. Like, they talk about like, like, steering wheel and clutch. I don't know. That's fine. Okay, man. Like, water oil. I don't know. I don't know. Bearing. We'll be wearing. Like, what do you think? And I think I believe you because you really love cars. But for me, I just, the thought of like that many straight guys in a room very passionate. I'm just going to say, what if I'm not that good at it? Look, they're just eating. Because the cars are like sobbing by the book. and also kabisadunilalahat. So, pagkaka saama mo sila, may jamawubus ka ng kontek. Kabisadunilal ang engine code, the. engine code!. da, may ganan ka sae. You know what, you've opened a topic or a multiverse. or related to motoring. I wanna know, ka ilang kandang start mag drive. Oh, ita sa great question. I started driving when I was 16. The car was a. um. Kia carans. It's giving mom mobile. It's giving. I'm gonna pick up my kids to work. Ha! Oh my god, no kia carans. Man, na nina na na naga jam. Rek, kia carans. Ikaw ano unang mong din drive. Honda Civic. Oh, oh, oh. Yaw nyo, unang kong car. Actually, you know what? Educate me, because you are talking about motoring things. Okay, oh. You know me. I am an Aries. Alpha. Creative. You know me. I'm just always in your face. Um. What is the car for me, mama? Mazda. CX60. Why? Baghi sa yung. Nalaga. Oh, o, kasi ang ganda ng Mazda CX60. Okay. Baghi sa sayo. I have no idea how that car looks like. See? I don't. I don't. Like, I don't know. You know what? When you're driving, you don't know what you're doing. You're driving me crazy. Because you're a US car. You know what? You're just a kid. You're just a kid. And then. Because I don't know if you're driving time. So you're just a kid. And then I think your car. It's a. It's an American car. For Toros. For Toros. Samia. Kaya mark, what's a for Toros? And of course you knew how it looked like. Yeah. My god, look at you. You know how things look like. Yeah. So you understand? I know you're looking for things. But anyway, let's not delve into automobiles anymore. Anyway, let's talk about Disney princesses and Disney movies. Okay, the Disney princesses and Disney movies. What is Disney movie? What is the name of the movie? The year was 1998. There are two movies. I think 1998-1999. That I really attribute to this. Sam. And you know Mulan. Hindi marau. Mulan. Mulan and Hercules. First of all Mulan. As like gender, bending, blurring, gender roles and all about strength and honor and drag. Was the one for me, but also Hercules. The soundtrack of that thing. The gospelie motowni. It is just, it fuels the homosexuality that beats through my seven-shot crust. So I think I'm going to start with Mulan and Hercules. It's like a lion together. Because Mulan is the main character. Of course, it's a lion. But of course, I think Hercules will die because of his death. I think one would think that's the reason. But I think it's the story of like, See Hercules really finding or living up to the purpose of having a role in the world and then realizing, wait, it's like a different story. It's like a different story. It's like a Disney movie. What do you think? Finding Nemo. Sorry, I'm just saying. Finding Nemo is the one that encapsulates my life. It's a heartbreaking movie. It's a heartbreaking movie, but it's also inspiring. One of the things that we can tell in story and movie is that it's a story. It's like a crazy movie. It's giving Princess a banyera. It's like a drama. It's like a movie. But anyway, I like finding Nemo because the character of Dory, I'm doing a hook on the character. It's like a limo. Yes, that she is the one that paved the way for the story to be correct. Marlene, scene, and in fact, Dory paved the way for the formulation of Nemo plus gold. She's right. And Dory ran the paved way for me to make it a green Dory. Correct. And Dory ran the inspiration of the Dory's story. Dory's story. If you're listening to it, you'll be able to see the whole story. Correct. We're very happy. But the hard breaking for me is the finding Nemo. Because this whole idea of, you're not going to have a home. And then you're like, what if you never come home again? It's so hard breaking. Because Dory is a character. Dory is a finding Nemo. She has a braces. Oh, yes, she's a dentist. Oh, my God. She's a dentist. So, it seems like she knows it. I don't know. But for me, the villain, the character is the villain. That's right. It's like Princess Poon Salan. Princess Poon Salan, but also Jinger-Sia. Jinger-Sia. I haven't seen Contrabeda. That's so hard about Contrabeda. I haven't seen it yet because I've been so busy. But the concept is so budding. Oh, Contrabeda. Yes. One of the things that we can't see is Contrabeda. We're going to art. We're going to art, but we're going to art. We're going to art workshops. We're going to art. Contrabeda. Contrabeda. What's your subject? I want to talk about the eye. The eye contact. And the magic of eye acting. Because for me, Contrabeda is not all about the voice. It's not just a human being. It's just a human being. That's right. Which makes me think, I think, we'll try to be a person of Contrabeda. Okay, that's right. So, we have a lot of wigs. Then we'll do Contrabeda. Okay. So, we're going to do a wig. And we're going to roleplay. I'll do a character name and description. And then, yes and go on by assigning his character name. So, what do I do? I'm going to do a Salvation Torres. That's the origin of an orphanage in Manila. And you're one of the people who's been assigned to you. And you're one of the leaders of this movie. If I'm here, you're one of the leaders who doesn't want to be the one who's being killed and you're too much to eat. And many of you are saying that you're the one who's being killed. But you don't know who you are. And you're the one who's being killed. Three, two, one. Hi, I'm Olga. You're the one who's being killed. You're not the one who's being killed. You're not the one who's killed. I'm the one who's being killed. So you're the one who's being killed. So the character of Salvation Torres. You can see that he's very anal-dignified. He's very anal-dignified. All got to the Hulling Hania. And that is it for our episode. Don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Spotify YouTube. We're also on reddit. We're actually everywhere, which is great. And we will see you on the next episode. Yes, see you on the next episode. Thank you very much for staying. Thank you as well to Lord Ramos. Oh my God. You're the one who posted on Dr. Divas. You're the one who posted on our behalf. kaya sa amag ischut sa yose Patrick de Marshall ye. Omigaw. Sumalangit na wasipatig de Marshall. Binu ko ikun na man. Binu ko ikun na man. Mark Nick Dao gusto. Mark Nick Dao na lang sa gikdao. O sigi Mark Nick Dao. Okay. Ikaw na man. Not a- Volk, but it's gonna be smart parenting. Okay. I'm a mom. Smart parenting, pero daring, kaya kaya. Uga in natin silo. Sinong magphoto sa yo. Of course, sinapabah ako hindi ang great image. Ganda. So yeah, thank you very much, Lord Ramo. It's for making us beautiful. And thank you to Joan Boner, Charms and Crystals. Charms and Crystals by Joy Lim. And thank you, Waffle Time. And also Tamayas Ketiring and Boyz of La Carmela de Boracay. Thank you very much. And also, let's not forget, de ba? Sekosana, garek. Oh, babay na! -Babaay!

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. Ang Dog Show Divas podcast ay nagbabalik at naghahanap pa ng theme song at logo; may proposal sila para sa audition ng lyrics.
  2. Pinag-uusapan nila ang konsepto ng "victory meal" pagkatapos ng sex, kung saan ang crispy pata at fried chicken ang paborito.
  3. Tinalakay ang mga "center of the universe" tulad ng Araneta Center Kubaw Station, New York, at Singapore Changi Airport.
  4. Ang Christmas party ay isang stressful pero importanteng event sa Pilipinas, lalo na para sa HR na parang "gossip girl" sa opisina.
  5. Ideal na petsa ng Christmas party ay second week of December, bago ang Simbang Gabi.
  6. Mga sikat na tema ng costume
  7. Pagkain sa Christmas party

Summary:

Ang episode na ito ng Dog Show Divas ay puno ng chika at tawanan. Una, ina-update nila ang mga tagapakinig na wala pa silang official theme song at logo, kaya nag-iisip sila ng audition para sa lyrics. Nagkaroon din ng usapan tungkol sa "victory meal" pagkatapos ng sex, kung saan ang crispy pata at fried chicken ang itinuturing na best reward.

Tinalakay nila ang iba't ibang "center of the universe" tulad ng Araneta Center Kubaw Station, New York, at Singapore Changi Airport. Ang main topic ay ang Christmas party—isang stressful pero exciting event sa Pilipinas. Binanggit nila na ang HR ay parang gossip girl ng opisina, at ang ideal na petsa ng party ay second week of December para malinis ang kasalanan bago ang Simbang Gabi.

Nag-share sila ng mga sikat na costume themes tulad ng The Greatest Showman at icons, at may mga kumpanyang nagbibigay ng malaking premyo para sa best costume. Sa pagkain, coffee jelly, beef stroganoff, at creme brulee ang dapat daw nasa menu; kung walang creme brulee, hindi raw Fortune 500 ang kumpanya. Nagkaroon din ng side discussion tungkol sa gym, kung saan napag-usapan ang mga "bro" na mahilig mag-crypto at ang tamang paggamit ng equipment.

Sa kabuuan, ang episode ay isang masayang pag-uusap tungkol sa kultura ng Pilipinas, mula sa office dynamics hanggang sa mga personal na hilig.

FAQs

Ang OBB ay 'Opening Billboard' o theme song ng podcast. Ang meaning ay 'Only Better with Brands' kasi magkakaroon daw ng theme song kapag may sponsors na.

Kasi wala pa silang theme song at gusto ng audience na magkaroon. Nag-propose sila ng audition para sa lyrics, pero may naiisip na rhythm na 'Ar-arf'.

Ito ay term na ginawa nila para sa mga 'illegitimate wives' o kabit. Parang wordplay sa 'Beethoven' at 'kabit', kaya 'Kabit-hoven' o 'Kabit-she'.

Kasi ito ang perfect combo para sa 'victory meal' pagkatapos mong mag-release. Sabi nila, parang trophy na deserve mo ma-busog after mong natawid ang isang bagay.

Ang second week of December ang sweet spot para sa Christmas party. Kasi bago mag-simbang gabi, nakapag-party na sila at malinis na ang mga kasalanan.

Dapat may coffee jelly, beef stroganoff, at lalo na ang creme brulee. Kapag walang creme brulee, parang hindi Fortune 500 ang company at dapat mag-resign ka na.

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