ASU Frame Mogger Driving Bens Lamborghini, Upsetting Bikers in Sturgis, & Our New Dating Show

i'm more proud of ken's boat than he is so this weekend you texted us and i quote driving around in this cheeto truck is so we're just jamming up both lanes and these bikers were pissed behind us and i'm just sitting here like what is this guy doing and i was like holy shit the frame monger is driving my whole land you think you can step it up for mike today no i can't do that well evan's over here flooding the kitchen last night okay i actually do have something i want i want to talk about last night oh perfect okay go ahead am i okay to talk guys we're on the podcast no no i know people get mad when we like talk i know i don't want to talk too much on this yeah so you got to like kind of ask permission you better watch it yeah it's cool with me okay cool yeah i'm cool that well thanks i'll allow it all right anyway so last night i'm out here i don't have a house right now in the house i'm staying in it doesn't have much room so i have my xbox set up in my office so i'm doing a little late night that's wondering why you were up here so late were you on the mic or no maybe yeah i was on the mic i was playing with uh my buddy cole from the golf course remember him yeah i thought you're on a conference call no so we're tearing it up on call duty he's not 12 he's 16 oh oh yeah he's a mature 16 he's a cool kid he's a nice kid he's a cool kid and anyways it's fun talking when it was fun we we tear it up on call anyways it's about nine o'clock i'm like i maybe 9 30 i'm like i gotta go home like get to bed you know we gotta get up early get to work tomorrow so i'm walking down i'm like i almost walked out the first door and i go i should probably just say bye to the guys i'm assuming you know you're probably chilling on the couch or maybe playing pool adult and we've been on big pool kick so i go to walk in there to say bye to everyone i don't hear i don't see anyone that's weird but i hear running oh is the sliding glass door open like do they are they hot tubbing because i hear this like trickling water it sounds like you know you know it would be impossible the hot tub right now well that's a conversation yeah we'll get to that well we can't then i think to myself well the hot tub is frozen into a solid block of ice so like there's no way then i look over and i just see soap coming out of the sink i i hear the water i grab my phone i start in mid sprint over i turn it off there's this much water on the ground it's just flooding over the one time evan decides to do dishes yeah i mean it was all it was gnarly in the sink so i was like normally i would just like soap up the dishes but i'm like this actually needs some soapy water and it was gonna take a second and i had some laundry so i like turn the water on go get the laundry you might have a couple beers before oh yeah turn on the tv or whatever and then you know pull out the phone and i know it i got cj going let me get this okay yeah sorry side here but my side is i then i go to go get evan and like he's kind of got his door partially locked so i like kind of flip it like i managed either locked or not you i jerry rigged the lock i picked the lock it was as locked as it's good the door is locked so i flip i lock i unlock it because i can kind of like slip it the lock i pick the lock and i slide it open and evan like kind of like wakes up and he looks at me like this is it morning already yeah like what the you doing i mean i did think that you had your hands up what are you doing rightfully so rightfully so and i go did you leave the sink running and you're like god damn it you get up you're throwing your fucking pants on and shit and anyways it was it was just funny how long do you think went between turning the sink on to not quite a while oh 15 to 20 okay it takes probably what five minutes for the sink to fill up so it was it was a good sturdy overflow two or three minutes is all i really needed just you know a good little layer it was going long enough for the water pressure to be damn near obsolete it was just trickling out of the thing into it well that's good all the hot water yeah well i'm just so glad that i walked in there because what would have it would have been probably five six in the morning until you would have noticed no no no no i i would have gotten up probably for within the next half hour oh really well yeah probably i'd take a pee or it would have made it to the drain by it seemed like in at least we don't have like a basement or hardwood floors or anything gnarly carpet would be bad that's what i'm saying if that was like if you made that mistake in a house it would be it'd be bad it'd be catastrophic do kitchen sinks have overflows you know like the bathtub and bathroom sinks i don't most don't yeah what the hell that's like the only one you leave on like why would you ever leave your bathroom unless you have like the split sink i don't think they do yeah that's what we're saying it would flow over into the other one but yeah cj at the beginning you said that uh evan is only done his dishes once yeah he's done it twice and he's done his dishes twice and the the first time that he did his dishes he very early in his career dish soap into the dishwasher like you know like the little dispenser where you just put like the dishwasher pods you put don dish soap in there started it and then it pretty much did the same thing that's actually what i thought at first glance when i saw it and there was soap and water all over the floor i was like oh maybe this is what it is i've actually been running the dishwasher lately really like last night it was thank you yeah that's what i once in a while when we started talking about this i did not want to give you too much shit because four years ago you did the dishes on like your fifth night here and you fucked it up and we made fun of you and then you never touched another dish well for the five years so i don't want to burn that bridge again but i usually do clean my one solo dish i just like avoid the dishwasher yeah the mess of other people's dishes well i feel you there after the last podcast you know with the whole dish incident when you know ken let you know ryan about your slip up evan didn't want to be caught hey that was a that was a tag team with evan evan's the one that brought it to my attention tag team but okay so i wasn't mad about i thought it was pretty funny and i mean it couldn't be any more convenient i mean we got concrete floors and you literally just grab the squeegee and there's a drain the kitchen needed to clean anyway it kind of got the floors a little cleaner yeah it it definitely is cleaner the sink the dishes and the floor than it was before my little mishap got a little triple we used to have like cleaning nights here we would all just drink six eight beer and like clean everything we take the whole shop out and like get everything all spick and span but one we just don't clean it as much but two there's so many people that like i clean the wash bay or dalton cleans the wash bay and then someone pulls in a muddy truck and then it gets dirty and like it just everything around here is messed up and i feel like there's so much more just random stuff everywhere everywhere including your stuff out of jack's office for yeah i gotta i gotta pick that i gotta clean micah's micah's makeshift bedroom out and turn that in my office but um does he know that no but i mean mike doesn't stay here anyways so he doesn't anymore he's in there when was the last time mike stayed here he stays in fargo yeah are you talking about at the farm or here at the farm i think he stays there more than you would think it's probably been a couple months since i've showed up at the farm like nine ten o'clock and mike never stays there for some context we have like four different offices over at our farm shop and one of them just got converted into like so there's two bunk beds in it or there's one bunk bed two beds in it i thought he stayed there he used to a lot more but since the wedding not not much anymore he's gotta go the old dog's gotta go home yeah yeah that'd be a good spot for you though ken that's where i'm planning on i just gotta take the afternoon and clean all my shit out why don't you just leave the twin size bed in there for mike because there's there's no space for a desk what if you sat on the bed and put the desk there you could work from bed oh yeah don't they have those little lap deals just just lay what if you just prop the pillows up sit on the bed i then my core is a bed you have an office it'd be perfect that that just doesn't seem very productive but i could dude i went home we got home from uh our little tour that we were doing yesterday and then got home at like 4 30 had some ads to write and stuff like that i was like i'm just gonna go home and get it done man i worked from the couch it's kind of nice that work from home shit it is pretty nice like the one time that i've ever like taken a meeting at home yeah you're like oh it's kind of a nice vibe or when something's going on i'm like oh i just have like some computer stuff and then i go home the thing about it though is like it's hard to be in like the working state of mind when you're at home you try to separate it yeah when you're here like you're here for a purpose that's when you're at home your body kind of just is goes into that chill mode i don't feel like your brain ever goes into chill mode no it doesn't based on the text i try and separate it a little bit a little bit about 11 30 rolls around no that is fired up yeah my oh it's been bad lately actually like what's been going going through your brain just video ideas or what oh yeah i've just been like not able to fall asleep until like 1 1 30 because i feel like as soon as i get into bed i close my eyes my brain is just like sweet on oh time to think and then it's like oh shit i gotta write that down or then i gotta look this up or you need like a notebook instead of pulling out your phone and writing it down you need like a notebook a little diary that's a great idea actually i was thinking that the other day it'd be kind of nice to have just like a little pen and paper notebook like something that you can fit in your pocket your pocket whip it out say that again i finally like stopped bringing my phone like just laying in bed and then just doom scrolling and i fall asleep way faster now yeah i know i would too but the second that i would do that like if i left my phone in in the bathroom or in the kitchen you just can't i would just get into bed and then i'd be like oh this is a good idea and then i'd get out of bed and i'd go and get it it's even worse yeah then it would be like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god it would mess everything up even worse, I feel like. what you said ken as well but i have something that even helps you fall asleep faster lay on the floor while you're watching tv not even the couch so like i'll just lay on the floor i'll have like a pillow and i'm watching tv and by the time you go to bed it just feels so much nicer you're just like you just and you just fall right asleep that's an interesting way to go making yourself uncomfortable no it's not that uncomfortable on the floor but like when you get into the bed then you're just feels even better than the couch that makes sense actually and also you don't watch tv as long because the floor is less comfortable than the couch yeah i don't i love sleeping on the couch i don't know that's just like something i've been doing lately not necessarily purposely just because it's kind of cold in the house so i sit there by the fireplace and i'm just on the floor and then by the time i go to bed i'm just like out you know what i did start doing ever since we talked about on the podcast a while ago is is doing like the send later text oh yeah so you can schedule your text to send at a certain time because i am trying to be i guess just a little more aware of other people's you don't got to do it to us but then there's like other people out there i feel like when you do it to other people that i feel like when you do that it's more relevant because they see it come through at a time where it's like oh ben sent me a text at 2 a.m and there's 15 other text messages on top of that like you send that at nine or ten o'clock when somebody's actually going to be able to like look at that it's way more productive i think do you write it for future tents like i just wrote one last night i was talking with sydney because she's doing the interior design and i didn't want to start bothering her at midnight or 12 30 about even though her and mike are probably just getting up for the day at that point uh but but i did send later so i'm like good morning and then whatever it's kind of it's kind of weird you're like writing ahead for the future yeah it feels like kind of corporate yeah it does it is strange but i think that uh i think it's more respectful i guess of other people's sleep schedules and i think you probably get a better response yeah you probably do because like kent said it's the it's the daytime yeah have you guys been like thinking about your weddings or your girls handling that because both of you guys are in what six months till ryan you're gonna get me in some trouble here yeah obviously i've been thinking about my wedding a lot you were calling me last weekend about your uh your honeymoon trip i was i wanted to come with i wanted ken to schedule it and book it and do all the planning for it and get my hotels booked and book my flight and know exactly which flight is most optimal of like oh yeah you're flying to this location so you're gonna arrive at this time well you're gonna want to really do this out of atlanta because you're going to be more optimal once you get there to be able to get a dinner as you know he knows that shit yeah he knows that shit i have honestly just been like um i've been coddled because of my relationship with ken like he handles it yeah so you don't have to worry about it which is nice it is it is it's great ken i i really appreciate that you've handled that for all of our travel but now that i'm you know growing up and have to do it like i feel like i'm leaving the house i'm an 18 year old that has to learn how to do like the dishes or laundry for the first time and dishes are hard dishes are hard yeah still figuring that out i'm still leaning on ken i'm calling him up it does seem a little weird because i did it did cross my mind to see if you could just do it for me like just book it for me you scratch my back i scratch yours kind of deal i don't know what that looks like i don't know what that looks like i don't know what that looks like i guess what's your credit card i can book it it can be your your wedding gift to them is your travel agent services but i'm talking like all inclusive ken like your agency is like book the travel arrange the the hotels the pickup from the airport get the dinner reservations what if ken flew ahead and like or he drove the sprinter van ahead of you so that way he could pick you up from the airport and kind of ken was there get this on for you it's gonna be in europe so that might be perfect i don't want to impede on you your guys's like special moment you won't even know that you're there you'll just be lurking in the shadows is like ben greta and then ken in the background like or ken is on the trip and we're like yo ken you're like you're here like you should just hang out with us and he's like oh no i uh oh there's a casino you're going to europe yeah that's france south france that'd be sick yeah i do want to say people at home are going to go how does ben not know how to book a flight it's not booking a flight it's booking the best flight with the best connections arriving at the airport at the best time knowing exactly what restaurant to eat on to make your connections showing up and getting the perfect rental car that fits everything you need for the lowest price like that's the shit that ken's good at right like it is fully fucking dialed and he goes well we're going to be going here and here and here so i'm going to pick an airbnb that's centrally located that's got the best bedroom and a garage for evan and it's pretty impressive like you can't really look at and go oh he's booking a flight like ken's fucking dialed he is and the thing about it though ryan is ken has also figured out the point system and how to get oh yeah the best for the cheapest and that's what i'm trying like i'm you know all this shit is expensive like going to europe is not cheap so i'm like trying to save every dollar i can i'm gonna call the guy that is like running master yeah he's running the point system to the absolute limits ken's like oh yeah i'll transfer these over from this account into that and double check that you can use it or i'll double check that you can use it on greta's account too if you use greta's credit card that's a gold you get 15 delta card and if you don't have that then you can save this and that i'm like he saved me a ton of money exactly so like the other thing when we went to europe last fall i used chat gpt for restaurant recommendations and it it didn't fail like don't look at tripadvisor just look at chat gpt kind of showing your cards right now it was it was amazing like said hey i'm looking i'm in this area i'm looking for a dinner reservation at this time for this many people what's the best spot to go to and it just yeah i told you three different options and they were all fire even chat's gonna steal ken's job to answer your question though ryan how wedding planning is going yeah it's going really well for me i haven't had to do much which is great preta's like taken all of it and just handled all of it but i was like so out of the loop because she was just like doing it all herself and she wasn't asking me like what do you think about these flowers or this color combo or like things like that and then but i had i had to check in and see like where where are we at here on all these things that you've been planning budget wise oh that's true and that's where i think she's trying to just give me the information that i need to just get by where she can get me the information that i need to get me the information that i need still just keep on tracking yeah exactly you know like she just gives me little tidbits in hopes that i don't get in in the way of her vision well she's got this shit dialed well she could have spent this much on something but she only spent this much exactly so you're they're basically paying you to do that you're saving so much money and then i'll come in and be like how could it be this expensive or like where is this money even going and she's like well this is just what things cost and i start looking into it it is expensive yeah weddings are an absolute robbery like the prices that these vendors charge because it's a wedding is astronomical i will agree there it is hard because she's like i'm trying to like shave where i can of of like saving money but like weddings are just expensive yeah i mean one thing i will say too uh it's kind of like when you're doing a house remodel like the more people you have involved you're like hey do you like this carpet and they're like i don't know what else do we have for carpets you know like the less opinions or people who are like i don't know what else do we have for carpets you know like cooks in the kitchen less cooks in the kitchen the faster and better it can get done and at the end of the day it's all gonna be okay so that's how i work with alondra she's the chef i'm the sous chef whatever whatever you ever you need i'll be in the background for it but like yeah she'll she'll steer the ship on it because otherwise i'm just gonna get in the way and the one thing that i'm like fuck yeah i really like this then she'll be like hmm are you sure on that god damn it so i just let her make decisions and then it's gonna look fucking great the thing i am excited for is she's actually told me that she's like do you want to know this or do you want to be surprised oh and i'm like she's surprising you i'm like oh i want to be surprised and so i i'm like i'm looking forward to i'm looking forward to the wedding just as much as like any of the guests of like i don't know what the hell is gonna be going on you know i think i'm getting married the rough itinerary of it but uh i may be very surprised on a lot of the details are you guys gonna helicopter in i did mention that to her and then she was like all concerned about like her hair uh makes sense what if she also came in on the helicopter and then they you know they powered on the rotors and then she walks out well can we are getting married i think she would be there with me well no it's not like just one person arrives and then the other person's already there i know what you're saying yeah like if you just sat in the chopper until the blades were completely done spinning they come in super dramatic you land and then everyone waits 10 minutes or 15 minutes however long it takes for the blades might be a it's like you have everything set up and looking nice and then you come in and you just blow all the chairs up everyone gets dusty everyone's hairs get messed up but think about how sick that entrance would be oh it'd be dope also it'd be a great vehicle for evan and gavin to hop in later and fuck around it that is that is also true are you gonna like leave a little like a little playroom for them to keep them like entertained just like i'm gonna just leave this in it over here kind of yeah i've been thinking a lot about it actually because you guys are doing the stunt show so you can't yeah i have ramps being put in are you doing the uh like gavin jumping through the the fire yeah it's two rings two flaming rings like just married and then it's gavin going through them yeah they got the carb dialed on that three-wheeler like it's running like a top it's running like a top and it's not gonna by any means bog at the top of the ramp like he's gonna get maximum air yeah i've been thinking about it for you ev you know i don't want you to get bored i want you to obviously have some excitement i know ken's not gonna let me use his lincoln continental no my uh my loaner vehicles are uh off limits this year ken has been burned one too many times my vehicles are no longer loaner cars they are strictly off limits after after evan and evan and gavin mainly evan though you twice actually so yeah i can't my continental and my bronco now oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so worth it yeah i gotta just figure out what that looks like maybe um you know ryan's got a ryan's got a bright orange corvette you can just leave the keys in it let him play sure you can have at it that thing it's it's built right it's it's a fucking chevy it'll take it i don't know what the uh venue looks like but maybe just leave a chevy in the back 40 well it's a ski hill oh imagine trying to do a ski hill in a corvette i'm just thinking about going up a ski hill in a chevy but corvette would be sick that's a chevy yeah yeah yeah oh yeah nice silver rudy through the woods there hitting the mountain bike trails in the truck i want to do a firework show and so maybe it could be like the fireworks are going and then you just see the chev like going up the hill bouncing its way up spare tires and bouncing in the back there's some kind of explosion at the top where you hit the explosion it sets it off and it's like the grand finale i like that and then cj's is at a golf course that's perfect yeah it's not a golf course what are you talking about isn't there a golf course nearby oh yeah nearby the wedding's not on the golf course though okay sorry sorry but yeah we'll definitely be going golfing before that's for sure but that'll be just the boys i've already been making some calls have you yeah of course you got so much stuff to plan between the two of you all these secrets between because you're each other's best man well i don't think it's a secret i mean i've been asking much secret i don't know if there's oh i didn't know if there was a surprise element involved we're planning out ben's batch party for may i think i got a lead on a pretty sick suite so i think i do dude i got a bunch of people working i mean we got ken we got spenny using his connects in vegas i got matilda i mean i'm trying to reach out to people like you know just trying to get some dope shit going yeah i'm fired it's gonna be so well it's so excited so cj we're getting ben's batch party dialed in what do uh what do you want to do for yours well that's the thing is like we're like so close together and i kind of want to go to vegas too but i mean if there's a better spot than vegas or not necessarily better but just like a another good cool spot i'd be down for that i think we got a time in between yeah let the dust settle and then hit it again we could hit mine in like the fall yeah can i see your harley is on the uh i said i didn't even notice that damn yeah you like that the new good decorations here i figured we'd spruce it up a little bit we never really use that tv back there we have this tv up front and i was like yeah a little stuff and it's supposed to be hung on the wall but it's kind of hard to hang it in the corner so it really makes a nice decoration it really does so you can take it down if you need to ride it ken just please put it back up it looks smaller than i remember it like that's very that's a very small motorcycle it's a wall ornament it looks like a toy dude it does not look like it would actually the fact that ken sat on that thing is impressive it does look a lot smaller when you have it elevated like that we should motor swap it so ken can actually drive it on the street we need a suspension swap more than motor swap it there's some springs in the seat yeah you see like the bicycle seat springs just make a little taller you swap the springs in the seat for more heavy duty springs it's a little smaller than the original one but it's a little bigger than the original one yeah it's a little bigger than the original one yeah it's a little bigger than the original one is that what it was where you had the pocket rocket that he would like drive through the store i think so or you take it to work every day i think so i just remember seeing that and be like what that's the craziest thing i've ever seen there's a little kid crotch rocket they had little gas motors in them right well i guess they there's no electric back i mean basically just like that yeah it's like faster and i think what did we we had one for something didn't we we had two oh we did the amazon one yeah that's right and it just was like way slower but i think it'd be pretty sweet if we like built a fast one but yeah we should we should get like three four of those and just make a little gp course over at the farm or make them go faster first what if we did pocket rockets to sturgis oh and then we wrote them around sturgis what depends where we where we start if we're going to sturgis from here bad idea if we go to sturgis from the gas station down the street yes asturgis city limits maybe like deadwood to sturgis totally possible even still it's at least downhill that actually would be insane you'd probably burn the brakes right off 100 gonna pile that thing up dude those things are hard to ride the little tires are hard i actually love this idea from deadwood to sturgis if i had to actually drive that on the street i don't think i could because like how long my legs are basically limits how much that steering wheel turns you don't have a pocket rocket it's all about leaning on them yeah you're basically leaning yeah but you don't need to do on a motorcycle you don't turn turn a little bit a little bit not at all not really riding a motorcycle is making a lot more sense after hearing that i can't believe you made it this long you guys remember when we were in sturgis and ben was leading the pack and for some reason he was going so goddamn slow it was holding everything back because ben never wants to speed ben does not break the speed limit i think that's the last confirmed memory of mike's papio really that was mike's papio like was it it had a different because it had on it yeah so like sprocket so like the speedometer wasn't accurate and ben was going legitimately probably 15 to 20 miles per hour slower than this holy fuck and there's this huge backup and we're all in the right lane and ben's just sitting in the left lane like all of us are in the right lane wonder why ben's going so slow thinking like oh maybe he's just waiting for the camera or whatever and ben's staying in the left lane so we're just jamming up both lanes and these bikers were fucking pissed behind us and i'm just sitting here like what is this guy doing and then you finally move over and those guys were yelling at us like get off the road yeah that was tough it's bad little bikes last thing you want to do is piss off a bunch of bikers in sturgis not the place well i was i was saying that you know you think you get bad looks or bullied riding a crotch rocket in sturgis well imagine riding pocket rockets in sturgis and holding up traffic that'd be the biggest i think you might go so far that people actually think it's funny you know like there's there's like the middle lame version that like people really hate but if you try so hard to be lame then it's actually kind of funny we get little harleys like they i think they make those like i'm looking at no like a little bit bigger with like a fairing on it though i've seen like kind of looks like a street glide i've seen like choppers with like briggs and stratton in it yeah i think we just have to make them fast enough so you could like keep up but issue is with those is they are so sketchy yeah it's terrifying you you go 20 and it's sketchy so imagine going 55 yeah exactly down those roads and they're i mean there's like potholes and shit too you know oh yeah i didn't even think of that isn't that wood disturgis like 40 the whole way and it's downhill there's a couple like 50 sections but it's like with all the twisty it's like it's pretty slow the great migration from deadwood to sturgis well ev you seem to be excited about sturgis being that you didn't shut it down immediately you are coming around it was a bad look cheeto fest uh speaking of cheetos how's your truck ev just as hideous as the day i got it back so you don't like your cheeto wrap i mean it's just a little extreme honestly i thought that's what you're all about extreme so this weekend you texted us and i quote driving around in this cheeto truck is fucked so you won't be keeping it no i think i'm gonna uh i think i'm gonna rewrap it really what color are you gonna wrap it i kind of want to do something different but i'm having a hard time not just going back to red i think you got if you're gonna rewrap it i think you gotta do something other than red but i would try to do as close as i can get to the lambo i think that would be a sick combo which they already were pretty relatively close that is a good two-car solution i think even if you just put that same red on there with it being brand new no sun fading no nothing i think it would closer well for sure you could wrap your lambo cheeto you know that's a great idea we could do it for you nah you really get you really shouldn't you really don't need to but how sick would that be you having two cheetos rigs uh maybe sick for you to look at so so what happened when you went home are you having any good reactions like yeah yeah i mean i guess everyone just thinks it's funny like your friends or what yeah or anybody that's driving down the road just take pictures like i'm sitting at an intersection and i can look across and like the two people there's three lanes and two of them have their phone up and i'm just like oh my god just wait till the video well now the video is probably live just like pulling into the gas station you just look and like everyone's like kind of peek in like look at this moron what you need to do is get a collared shirt and have it say cheetos and then like a bunch of cheetos like in the back and then people just think you're working you're wearing a hat frito-lay hat is that who owns cheetos i think do you think that anyone actually thinks that you are a moron driving that i don't think they think that they're probably they don't see that and go moron no like that i mean i think i think there are i think don't you ever see like i guess it was kind of more of a donk thing but people would theme stuff like all the time mountain dew spongebob batman like i don't know there's like hellcats out there that are like batman it's always like it's kind of a sick car but like why the fuck do you have a cartoon on it i feel like that's kind of my fast and furious tokyo drift that that thing's sick that thing was sick so i just feel like i'm making an attempt at it people would look at that if they don't know which is most people the average person is this gonna go what the fuck is he doing maybe i would say if it was like a toyota corolla or like a camry or like one of those kind of cars and then they got like the freaking big wing on it and they like got red pinstriping and all that stupid shit like they're trying to make it something it's just not that's when when you're kind of like fucking moron but like the cheeto truck it really was done it really was done right well it's kind of like you know oscar meyer has the uh the hot dog mobile and cheetos now has the the cheeto raptor it's part of the brand we should get you a giant fucking chester cheeto to sit in the passenger seat i thought about when when mike was designing the wrap having like a chester cheeto figure in like the back like that you could put on the glass so it's like half his body he's like waving at people yeah you know like you put it on the window so it looks like he's riding in the back i was look at this was before the truck just when the cheeto bike came around but it's about like 500 bucks for like a cheeto mascot costume you drive around in it drive around in the costume might be a good idea isn't it you hop out at the gas station then and walk in then people are going to be thinking more on or furry buy out all the cheetos isn't it insane what has like transpired from the whole cheetos thing like it started with you referring to if that's cheeto that's not a good thing like dude that thing's that's fucking cheeto now it's like wrapped on your dirt bike like this brand that you're and like people are sending you like cheeto merch like you're associated so lots of pictures of cheetos semi or delivery trucks yeah an absurd amount of those i get a lot of them wrapped cheeto like now it's like cheetos is like a part of your brand do you think that they think of it as a bad thing or do they just think he loves cheetos at all i really don't know dude i think it depends the context that people use it in nobody thinks of like evan as cheeto but when they they still use it in the context of talking about dalton's truck so it's like it's got two meanings in the use of cheeto i think we really missed an opportunity not wrapping evan's truck the exact same as dalton's truck that would have been hilarious what would you have hated more that really that yeah you would have ripped it off even quicker yeah you know it was funny because dalton didn't know like the plan and uh was he tripping yeah we're like going and he sees the wheels in the back and he goes i already know what you're doing you wrapped it like mine and you're you're putting the wheels on it's you got the same wheels like oh my gosh dude like he's like sitting there and he's kind of like he was fully crashed out in that he thought like for sure and then i'm just kind of chuckling because i'm like man you saw those wheels in the back and you thought that it was your truck but uh yeah it was just funny because i was like damn it we should have done that we should have done that we should have done that we should have done that done that so that one that one would have been coming off faster though yeah but i don't i don't think the cheetos has too much more life and how long you think you'll run it basically until i can get my truck rewrapped so i don't really want to pull it off i'd rather just have them do the whole thing yeah that's the way to do it so what i'm hearing is driving around in a cheeto wrap truck is better than driving around in a silver raptor i got you there if if if if you mix in the paint in the ass like i don't want to pull the wrap off disassemble all the paint in the ass so it's that's like it's pretty close silver versus cheetos but then the labor tilts the scale to i guess i'm going to drive around in a cheeto truck no i do agree with that when we peeled the wrap off of our first chevy because that thing was on there for i don't know probably about similar time to your raptor maybe even less it comes off in sections like this brutal they just wrapped over evan's red wrap so yeah it might pull it off with the cheetos which could be good no i think the red wrap staying the cheeto wrap would come off and then they'd have to you'd essentially have to unwrap it twice but but the cheeto wrap should come off pretty quick either way i don't really want to do it just run it dude it's legendary you're gonna look back at it and be like ah that was cool it's like just like your subaru yeah i was gonna say it's like my subaru when they wrap my how long did you leave that a month okay well i'm already over a month i'm going on two weeks so that's what i figured too i figured you leave it for like a month that's that's what ben did i would say that ben's wrap was worse than the cheetos wrap because but he had eyelashes yeah like the things that was on it nothing cool like if someone saw ben they maybe would think like wow this guy thinks this looks cool or he's driving like it's just terrible taste and how is that not the exact thing that people would think when they look they might think you're just a worker like no they might think that it's just a company cheetos truck like what one's advertising i don't think any of the people that saw it think oh there's an employee 2014 raptors that's kind of cool yeah you're giving cheetos definitely some street cred in the it's just like such a brand like everyone knows what cheetos is i don't know i think i'll leave it on if cheetos sends me a paycheck tell them hit them up yeah you could do the thing it was really big when gas prices were really high like you could put big stickers on your car and then advertise in like for however many miles you drove they'd pay you it was a big thing in fargo i was gonna do it it's fucking dog shit money you drive like a thousand miles and they'll give you when were you know a hundred bucks in uh in college what yeah that's that's why like all the taxis around town are wrapped in like old advertisements because it was like a service that was doing that you could put a thing on the top of your car like you know like a pizza delivery thing yeah i mean it's like in vegas you see cars driving around with a that's a pretty good idea like it's very cheap cheap advertising yeah exactly because you just people but what if someone's in your vehicle like doing some dumb shit with your advertising yeah i'm sure that's why it didn't work until one of these dummies his does like a hit and run yeah and then dominoes has their their advertisement up top and they're like i just saw a dominoes delivery car yeah true hit somebody parked and drive off i think what it was is like it would have been one of those dominoes delivery things but it would have said like kroll's diner on the top of it so i mean same thing you could think it was someone from kroll's what's a place that doesn't drive around um it doesn't drive around yeah that like doesn't have a delivery jc penny there you go that's perfectly laying yeah yeah i don't think they're doing deliveries did you guys see that video of the snowmobiler that got stuck on the iceberg and drifted out in michigan underneath the mackinac mackinac straight the british really yeah that's what they call that gap right there right yeah drifted like 10 miles out how did a snowmobiler stranded on an iceberg shit like that happens on lake superior most of the time well it's not with snowmobiles because they usually it's so thin they just walk out yep but yeah that shit happens all the time with fishermen didn't happen with your buddies they were out on the ice no he was good he was good but other people weren't yeah what so what happened they were they got to take boats and retrieve them and they make you leave your shit right they won't take your like you can't bring your vexlar with and whatever because i remember someone was like that actually makes sense i don't actually know so these guys this is this is a barge that i want to say just breaks up ice that's a pretty small chunk of ice bro yeah it's a crazy holy shit like water skipping and then just stopped on that so that's what i i haven't found the context of how this guy initially got stranded out there if he was fishing and it broke off maybe he just pulled up for a kodak moment on like the very edge of the ice yep could have been that and then it breaks off but they went in they rescued the guy he ended up being okay and then they also rescued the snowmobile which was nice dude they were oh yeah there it is that was busting up that seems like one of those things that like his wife at home was like honey don't go snowmobiling on the lake today it's not safe he goes it's fine i gotta get to the fucking mosquito inn and have a drink yeah and this guy gets stranded out there oh he's driving an old arty cat so should have let it go down yeah the coast guard who rescued him like got the call they go in and rescue the dude but no context of how he ended up out there yeah how did he end up he could have been like riding across as it was kind of melting and then he got to a spot it broke off where he remember when we put the motor on the we cut ourself our a boat out of ice and we put the motor down yeah the guy could have just put his track in the water maybe and then just somehow push it back to shore it would be scary i mean it looks like it was a blizzard you might be in the middle of the freaking what is that michigan lake michigan yeah it was like michigan and it was like no visibility is it like they didn't see the iceberg until they were like on a hundred isn't like that straight like notoriously windy too oh i'm sure so they weren't looking for him that boat was out breaking up ice and they just came across them they they got notified okay and they tracked him down we need to buy a boat that can break ice for sure we'll start summer a little earlier yeah we got to do the lakes of service around here whatever kind of like front they need what do they have for that like just like steel fronts i think it's just steel like a steel v essentially i mean i'm not i mean honestly all you need is just a plastic break it all up a plastic uh see-do spark now that's worked for us before you just gotta not care about the vehicle you're driving and anything can be an icebreaker you know we could take the boat from you motors i'm sure they'd love that yeah in case you know somebody wants to buy this boat but they're not sure if they can get it the use that they want out of it well it's multi-use you can extend your season exactly it'd probably be fun start the season early yeah no we we couldn't do that to that thing we busted up a little bit of ice in the mastercraft a few years ago it was hardly saying busting up ice it was just like a little thin oh when we went surfing when it was snowing yeah yeah that was in november yeah we had to like kind of bust through a little like slushy ice but it wasn't ice that's frozen and then now is breaking up is worse because it's thicker it's a little bit different hitting stuff with fiberglass yeah true it's gonna break i was impressed with how those sparks i think i think they're strong enough to tell they're not it's probably a good point and then they shatter but we still haven't broke a single one how many of you guys plastic yeah like six they're pretty damn tough dude and we were hitting ramps with mine remember that time when we cut the track in the ice and yep oh yeah i mean the thing's tough and you'd miss a turn you just hit the ice smash right up mike had jumped it freaking 15 feet downwards yeah he jumped it out of the pool into the pond dude i still we got so lucky on that one like the way that he landed and fell off without hitting his face on the bars c2 sparks are they're tough so tough and one thing i will circle back on aeronautique that we got from u motors that's for sale actually right now at u motors so if anyone wants our boat from last year it's only got like 70 hours on it but there is nothing even close to as cool as that i mean just the the nardo gray with the red interior and it's just the best boat g25 g25 25 feet it's a big boat and we have not went iceberging no that thing's in perfect condition add some you know just to clarify in case people were wondering i mean if no one buys it i'd be super happy to be able to just run that again for sure this year yeah it's a that's a sweet boat like it doesn't get any cooler it really doesn't like if we had to build another one how would you build a cooler boat than that like you'd maybe just you'd be the same boat but you'd maybe just change the colors around wrap it in cheetos we could do orange cheeto wrap and then orange interior the whole thing's just orange but then would you want to ride in that f maybe once or twice you'd be like i'm not hopping so embarrassing people are taking pictures you motors would be like do you actually do you hate us are you trying to make the most unsellable boat possible we hop in it we're doing the cruiser on the lake and people are running out on the dock we think they're gonna be like give thumbs up and they're just like moron and then evan's like i told you i told you they do that they might not yell at us but they they probably would be saying it behind our back what i would do if i would do but i would do a no can do spec all around the outside now we're talking well that's essentially my boat we could ken you could sponsor my boat you could ken you need a boat i do need a boat let's put the houseboat at your place with next to the mom chaser i mean you have the mom chaser don't forget about that no why not you hate the mom chaser no i'm not putting the houseboat out in front of my house you won't put the mom chaser out there either though no of course not what why that's my house i don't want that at my house well it's also your boat i don't want to advertise that it is your boat i don't want to advertise that it is your boat i don't want to advertise that it is your boat ken let's keep it at your house if you like it so much you can keep it in my house i'd love to that sounds great no ben you told me you could keep it at my house i want the mom chaser at my house you have the wrong boat for the lake you're on i think uh sorry what i'm more proud of pontoon but i'm not not quite ready to take that step but i'm more proud of ken's boat than he is dude it's awesome it's an awesome boat it is it's it's a 101 i would say everyone thinks it's fucking awesome i would say it's awesome in the same terms as evan's rap is awesome everyone says it's cool but it's like i don't like that necessarily i mean i i think i agree with ken really well i mean i can see his point well ken you can park it up with the world's smallest pontoon you think people say that it's awesome to your face but don't mean it behind your back ken you had girls crawling all over it so extensively that it almost sank and then with all the other girls surrounded then you had a girl kiss you i'm just throwing it out there i don't think that's happened to evan and she wasn't even a mom it's not happening at the local casey's i mean that did kind of get just brushed over of how legendary of a moment that was yeah but it's kind of like it's my house i'm not gonna necessarily be told like i oh you have to keep this here because it's mine it's not we're telling you we're just surprised literally they're saying oh you have to keep that there was there any half twos in this we'll have to rerun the tape back i just thought you would want it there yes we're just proud of the boat and figure that you would want want it to use it and show it off well it's like it's not very useful if i'm trying to take more than just me out like i'm i'm getting my own pontoon it's just gonna be a little bit a little bit bigger than a one seat out front of their house are you gonna just put it over at your uh nude beach sure it can stay at the at that beach i wouldn't call it a nude beach no that would just get trashed then yeah evan evan and don are gonna just be using it why we i'm not hanging out at ken's nude beach with which one's ken's nude beach are you talking about the one on the track yeah the private yeah the his private it would be trashed that pontoon would be trashed in two months oh i wouldn't give it that long i i would put the houseboat on dl as long as yeah yeah fuck it let's put it out i could live there and then we could take it to all the bars it would be so fun i would love that i'm down honestly the the houseboat pretty damn hard to to beat in terms of level of fun awesome you can't get that anywhere i might put a new motor on it if we're gonna actually start using it i maybe would put a new motor on the back i'll invest i'll invest my own coin into a good time and put a new motor on it just because i don't want one of those situations where it stops working yeah we crash into something you want to launder you living on it you want to take a cruise around the lake it breaks out in the middle wind picks up ryan's taking out all his neighbors talks oh man this thing is so heavy and big dude it's like a kite girl all the walls there's a guy who has one but not nearly as cool as ours i don't know how legal that is or if he has a permit or or what but that houseboat has just sat out in front of the beach for years as long as i can remember so i did some research on that when we were building ours because i thought it would be a great idea you could rent houseboats and anchor them on detroit lake and then people could come and rent it and they would have a houseboat and you'd be all the stuff so i was looking into it it's a little side investing thing it is legal as long as it isn't a permanent structure so you can't tie it to your dock with the intention of it never moving and it can't block navigable waters like that's where i don't get that must be within the marina so he can anchor it there like you can't just anchor them out wherever you want permanently because it's blocking the navigable waters so you would have to but you can tie up a big boat with the intentions of it leaving so as long as it's mobile you're good it is a pretty good idea because it's like lake homes are getting more and more expensive and unattainable just build yourself a houseboat and now you got your boat and your house you're on the lake you can just park at some public parking spot and anchor that thing if it's windy on your side of the shore you just go to the other houseboats man i'm getting some big anchors for sure the last thing you want to do is have that thing coast away but when you're sleeping you need a nice little dinghy that's why like ken's mom chaser pontoon would be that is a little for a houseboat it's the perfect one for that thing so if you wanted to put the houseboat out in front of your house and then use the dinghy to be shuttling no you could probably walk straight from your boathouse onto your houseboat you parked it yeah you could boat-ception boathouse-ception yeah you could probably you get a little like gangway kind of i think we should put out in front of your place i can't your your house might be might not be done in time for for summer but yeah no that's what i'm saying i want to live on it and i want to put on dl and then you guys can all come over and we'll all come and hang out and have bonfires and when you think your house will be done right oh june i'm hoping yeah that's not far at all so something that we want to do this summer on our new property is build a tiny house i'm so excited for this and we want to do it in some kind of way that it's a seaboys tiny house where maybe it's got like five levels to it but it's like the size of this area right here and it's like apartments on top of each other what's what's the show that they had on what was it tlc where they extreme home make thank you were they extreme home makeover where they build it in seven days it's gonna be our ty bennett well i mean i could maybe do that job but as long as he doesn't build it huh how are you gonna build it oh is he the he's just the host yeah well then he goes i could probably yell that if we have buses yeah we have buses if we pre-fabricated it and made it out of shipping containers how tall is it i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know how tall do you think we could stack those things four or five tall well what if we just took a 40 foot shipping container and put it up right then it's like eight by eight and they eight by eight no that's small isn't that how small we're going though i think we gotta go a little bigger bigger more of like a rectangle than a i'm thinking like just stack like three or four high of like 20 foot shipping containers and like somehow bolt them together i'm imagining the plumbing in this scenario if you take a shit on the top floor and like every every bit is just into the main pipe so it just comes down with velocities it's just like a porta potty evan and spenny are living in it or evan and gav and uh gav's downstairs eating his cereal for breakfast which gavin and it's just boom which gavin three wheeler gav or wrench well wrench was uh pretty excited about the idea of it because he was like i need somewhere to live uh in the meantime and i was like well you might have some other roommates that might also feel the same way he's like that's fine i'm like this dude know who'd be living in an eight by eight cell with so it's a cell i'll swing by i know that you would that's what i'm wondering if he's thought out the uh airflow especially wherever the rooms are if they're stacked on top of each other it's tough you'd want to be down low for convenience and also the air conditioning would be cooler down there but then everybody's got to come through your space it would be it's be interesting i'm excited yeah if you're a contractor or an electrician or a plumber you're going to want to be down low for convenience and also the air conditioning would be cooler down there but then everybody's got to come through your space it would be interesting i'm excited yeah if you're a contractor or an electrician or a plumber and or anything else that it would take to build a house hit us up if you want to be a part of this project because i think if we do a seven day extreme home makeover tiny house edition that's the move you ever hear about the kid that got the morehead one ended up being a bit of a child perv what yeah really man he's in jail wait what the kid oh i don't know but this was an actual episode of yeah extreme home my dad worked on it it's a really really really nice house in morehead in i can look it up extreme home makeover was working on a house in morehead not far from here and uh they had like wrapped it up and then like the whole community was coming together to like help on the project and uh they like brought our class there to like fucking rake the leaves and shit really yeah so we were working on the leaves and uh then i got tabletopped and sprained my wrist yeah like sprained it really bad i do gotta go to old-fashioned tabletop that's common in the i mean we still do it today ken loves a good tabletop i think you love giving them i hate them i like to be the ground guy because i don't feel as guilty as the the pusher yeah it's you and dalton are always the ones that are like i'm never pushing ken's a tabletop dream man just tall and unstable i almost dragged dalton down last time didn't i i think it was ben you teabagged him you said well you know i learned my lesson i'm done with the tabletops after that one just kidding seven years of supervisor released so it was actually him yeah yeah he uh he had a little child stuff yeah it was bad three counts but his family is actually really great they had to have a lot so it was the kid like they built the kid the family and they built the house for the kid and what and the whole family what did the kid have spina bifida but his family is great they like run a charity and shit so you feel kind of bad but i wonder what the percentage of families that have this extreme home makeover for their home keep it versus sell it they talk about that a lot because one it blows up your tax bill because it's a way nicer house and then two sometimes you have a bedroom that's like themed fucking star wars and you're like you know you they grow out of it you know because they would do these extreme rooms right yeah or you build this crazy expensive house in a neighborhood that's not really worth it suiting for it so income bracket and then it's also like an expensive house so then the people that can afford it are like i don't really there's a little bit more of a rougher neighborhood and wasn't there also some kind of deal where they would get stuck with like some crazy construction bills at the end of it too really like i i think it wasn't like fully completely covered like it wasn't just you get a new house for for no cost it was they had to put some money into it there's a whole documentary on it so i can um i'll watch it but kind of like pimp my ride yeah dude people would get fucked they already they had a car that kind of ran and then they get it back and now it's a car that still kind of runs but it's got a fish tank in the fucking trunk you're like dude what am i gonna do with this then i guess like a lot of the like crazy audio systems and stuff oh or they they keep it they like trick it all off for the show and then they know they take yeah yeah that show there's a lot of stuff on uh on youtube you can watch it or they like just kind of that's sad i mean a lot of of those shows are like that dude i actually watched a documentary not too long ago on uh i think it was netflix but it was about the biggest loser no yeah that one's good that was jared right no no subway guy that was another thing where he said he lost a bunch of weight and he ended up being kind of a guy that yeah yeah he was a bit of a child can't be doing that at all but uh it's a show about getting these people to lose weight and healthiness but they were doing it at such an unhealthy way like ozempic because they're just trying to if ozempic was out they would have definitely been on that but uh like they're just trying to more so get the show they cared about the entertainment factor not actually like helping the people well i think most of them gained it right back yeah and they gained it right back and that's because uh the way that that they lost it was in such an unhealthy way like not eating and things like that you can just watch and they would go back into like their normal life routine and then they just fall right back into their old ways how long were what were they doing these challenges was it week after week after week yeah week after week after week and they'd have to lose a certain amount of weight and like you know how long it takes to lose is it 90 days is what the normal i don't remember yeah but the doctor said it was like so he the doctor was like dude i could have made them lose just as much weight without calling them fat slobs on a treadmill but it made good tv have you guys seen that show it's a it's like a love show about it's with different age people so like some of the people are past it 20 i don't know what the name is uh love of attraction age of attraction no it's not that so anyways i was thinking we could put gavin on this not love on the spectrum but on the age the age show what's it called again sorry uh age of attraction age of attraction so basically yeah shred 80 and the three-wheeler guy because the reason why he would fit on it is there's different ages there's like a six-year-old man there's a 21 year old girl a bunch of variety of ages but it's very hard to tell they purposely pick people that you're like i don't if you had to guess their age it's very hard and like alex is watching she's like guess how old this woman is and i'm like 28 she's 47 and i'm like holy crap that's actually kind of crazy so they purposely pick these people and then they're basically matching up people of very different ages and they don't know until they tell that but gavin would fit well then they're i don't know the show keeps going on they're in love gavin would fit well because as we've said many times before he looks like he's kind of like 40 you'd assume like oh he's probably like upper 30s maybe 40 and like he's into the 80s stuff so it makes sense you're like well that's probably one of his favorite times he's been alive and then gavin's 40 i don't think he's that he doesn't look that old i think they think he's older than he is oh for sure that yeah so like he would fit that show because he's got a great personality he's got a like 55 year old woman she'd be like oh perfect like i found a guy my age this that and the other like they don't build them like this anymore you know it turns out he's 25 dude i'm just picturing gavin on that show and knowing the entertainer he is he would be a producer's dream yeah he would be he'd be the main character hold him like clay he would he'd be the main character he'd steal this show and they'd be like holy shit this guy is so entertaining they could start a whole new series based on him weight of attraction one time we were a bunch of people they put him on just in fat suits and like gavin has to fall in love with them and like of differing weights it's like you got to take weight out of it gav i can't they tell gavin i have something to come come clean about i weigh only 125 pounds no don't tell me that i thought that we had a connection though i didn't think this was all physical you gotta get you up to at least 280 well it's okay baby we can change that do you have a history of obesity in your family one time gavin and i were at this bar and there was like this older kind of haggard bar rat woman and she she likes to hang out at the bar she's older and uh gavin's being gavin and i just remember she like said this line like they don't make them like you anymore something like that she was really into him holy fuck though could you imagine being like a 50 year old guy and a woman says that to you that would be nice they don't make them like you they don't build them like you anymore do they no they don't stop it but uh yeah anyways that'd be great to get him on a show like that speaking of reality shows greta asked me yesterday if if i would ever want to be on a reality tv show because she's been super into uh the secret lives of mormon wives oh yeah and i'll be honest i have watched a couple episodes with her and i've watched a couple and you love mormons so i do love mormons i do love mormons some of the greatest people i know i've said that on this podcast many times but these people are clinically insane 100 oh it's unbelievable who makes for good tv and so like i she'll turn it on and i'm i'm sitting there watching it like this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen i almost can't stop watching because i want to know what what stupid shit they do next maybe some girlfriends of seaboys fans think the seaboys video they're like oh what the fuck are they doing jumping a trx like that or what whatever hell we're doing that week right but in this i'm just watching it like this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen but it's good tv right it is but it's like it's so crazy how like personal they get with like they really do their relationships are willing to just blow out their spot they blow it out and i think people forget like this is like real life yeah they're real marriages they're real kids like how real is that and how much of that is the producers scripting it because if you Look at the credits. They're scripted. People still do it. Obviously, it's still scripted. It's a reality TV show. We know how stupid that shit is. But they're sitting there and they're talking like, yeah, my husband doesn't satisfy me anymore. Like, that's crazy fucking shit to put on TV. Crazy. It's insane. No matter how much money it's for. It's a tough pill to swallow. That's a tough one. It just depends how bad you want to be on TV, bro. I know. And that's what I resort to. They just want it. They can say that shit about us. We just total out a fucking $68,000 TRX, you know? We're not sound, logical individuals. No, and I get it. I get it. I know where they're coming from and I know why they're motivated to do what they do. It's just such a different level of their personal lives. I guess online footprint is a little different. We got a hell of an online footprint, too. I mean, the shit we talked about on this podcast is insane. It's insane. There's no going back. Some of the things that we have said is crazy. But, yeah, I don't know. I still watch that and I'm just, I can't believe it. Yeah, I don't know. Dude, so the other day I was scrolling Instagram. Okay, this is going to be like the most Gen X thing I've probably ever said. Ken, do you know where you were when Klav got frame-mogged by the ASU frat leader? No. It's like the world stopped turning for a minute. Can you say full words? I knew you would. I didn't have any idea what that meant. I've heard about this, but I don't know what we're talking about. You're talking Klavicular? Right. Okay, so there's a streamer. His name's Klavicular. He is all about looks maxing, so he'll do things like hit his jaw with a hammer to get a better jawline. He reminds me a lot of Dalton. Yeah, he was just hanging out with Pepino the other day. That was hilarious, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he micro-doses meth, I think, to stay lean. Dude, this guy is insane. All right, so Klav's on the right. He's a streamer that's blowing up right now. He's doing a great job of getting clicks, but his whole thing is like looks maxing. So what's a frame-mog? He basically, he's got a crazier frame. Oh, like his shoulders. His stature. And so he frame-mogged Klav when Klav pulled up to an ASU frat party or some shit. Meaning that his shoulders were wider. Like I said, he looks bigger. I'm just going to say, it doesn't look that good. It looks kind of whack. It's like too wide. His face looks a little fucking weird. Which one? He's been hitting himself with a hammer, Ken. Which one? The dude on the right or left? The dude on the right. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's Klavicle. It looks like he's taking some kind of like injection in his face. He probably is. He is. He's doing everything and anything. He's looks maxing in every way possible. Like plastic surgery. He's doing a full like facial reconstruction. He takes a hammer, I guess, and like hits himself in the face. To like build up like some kind of like jawline thing. I don't know. What do you think about that, Dolph? I mean, to each their own. I wouldn't do it, but. You wouldn't hit yourself in the face with a hammer? I would get a nose job. You'd get a nose job? It's big. I don't know. Bro. Your nose is not that big. You don't need a fucking nose job. I don't know. I mean, realistically, probably wouldn't do it, but. But you said you'd do a nose job. I mean, if I had to pick the perfect facial structure, I would go a smaller nose. Okay. Kind of a girl thing to do, dude. Like I said, I'm not going to do it. Unless you have nasal breathing issues. Checks out. So, going somewhere with this. I didn't just bring this up. This ASU frat guy that framed Mod Klav popped up on my feed, and he was talking shit to Andrew Tate. What? Now he's just in the picture. I was like, what the fuck is going on right now? And then I look at the video, and I go, looks like my old Lamborghini. And I zoom in on the interior. I'm like, okay, red Alcantara, and it's white. It's the same wing that I had. This ASU guy already has a Lamborghini? And then I'm like scrolling through this guy's page trying to find other videos, and he had the same wheels as me. It's your car. It was my car. What? It was my old Lamborghini. And I was like, holy shit, the frame monger is driving my old Lambo. What the fuck? Yeah, I was like, this is a simulation. At least his wing was installed by a professional. Yeah, we know that. Let me see it, Ryan. Let me see it. Dude, I've been seeing his TikToks. He's been promoting this debloat stuff for your face, the frame monger guy has been. I'm assuming he makes bank off of it, because he keeps doing it, and it gets crazy views. He's got to be making some kind of money if he's buying a Lamborghini. It's a quick come up. Whoa. What the fuck? But I was like, dude, the other day I was thinking, I wonder where that car ever ended up, and then that video popped up a couple days later. Yeah, dude, look at this. Is it the same wheels? Yes. It's my old car, bro. He's got some kind of, do you have lighting in there? I miss that car. That was a great car. What? Yeah, you think you're- Are you sure? Look your VIN up on VIN wiki, see if they can track it down. Thinking about it. I don't know. That's, well, I guess I don't know if it is, but it's cool to know that your car is out there somewhere. It is out there. You got to see it live on. I could only dream of my GTR being driven by a guy like this. By the ASU frat leader. Your car is so lucky to get frame mogged every day. You weren't looks maxing in it, and that was just unfortunate. You weren't doing it justice. I wasn't. Yeah, it needed a new owner. What do you guys think about that looks maxing thing? You know, I think it's just shown the insecurity, I feel like, of that generation, trying to go to the absolute extremes of hitting your face with a hammer. And I get, like, there's something about, like, personal health and getting in better shape and, like, doing everything you can to, like, I don't know, feel better, look better. But, like, I don't know, when Dalton's saying getting a nose surgery, like, who are you trying to impress? If it's Clav's, like, whole thing of, like, looking better. But Dalton's already a good-looking kid. He's a good-looking kid. Chill. I'd agree, though. He's a good-looking kid, and he doesn't need, like, to, like, change anything. Same with, like, that Clav dude. Like, no homo. But, like, he's a good-looking kid. Like, he's a pretty, obviously a good-looking guy. You're already better looking than 99% of the people. The fact that you think you got to fucking get a jaw reconstruction surgery and all this other bullshit, you clearly have some body dysmorphia going on or something. But, like, in my day, that'd be pretty gay to do. The kids, like, you know, like, in our generation, like, doing that kind of stuff is just, like, it's not. But at this point, continuing to do it is why he's. Famous. Famous. No, for sure. So, like. Yeah, I think it's just, like, the example that he says. For sure. For example. That's for kids. And, you know, I think he's doing, obviously, a lot of good of, like, telling kids to get in the gym and, like, do all these. Yeah. Do all these things for, like. No, for sure, that kind of stuff. I don't know. Actually looking better. And if you get more or help you with chicks or confidence or whatever, like, to each their own there. But, I guess, to have to, like, go under the knife. But, I mean, honestly, women have been doing it for. Yeah. Ever. And that's where I need to clarify when I say it's kind of gay to do. That's probably not the right word. I mean it as caring that much about your looks is kind of a. Feminine thing. Like, if you care that much about your looks, like, it's kind of a feminine thing to do. Mm-hmm. In my opinion. It is interesting, though. I mean, obviously, like, chicks have been getting plastic surgery for. But I think that's kind of more the social norm for chicks. Whereas, like, guys, you're not going to go to a plastic surgery office. Like, the norm isn't go to a plastic surgery office and get a nose job, get jaw filler, get all this other stuff. I think it is other places. I think it's definitely less talked about. But maybe. It's probably done, but guys don't admit it. Ryan, would you get a nose job and some jaw surgery and all that shit? No, I'd probably need both, but no, I'm good. I'd maybe take. I was thinking about taking, like, peptides or something to get a little more jacked. I think that'd be fun. Dalton's shaking his head because he's probably done the research on it. I've done no research. I have no idea what the fuck. But, like, I don't know. That's the thing. Like you say, it's a social norm now. You look at everybody on Instagram is fucking shredded. And you're like, oh, that'd be pretty sick to do that. I mean, I could understand getting on, like, testosterone or peptides. Or shit like that. That's way different than getting face reconstruction surgery. Yeah, I don't know. That's maybe something I'd look into. But I'd be honest about it. Doing steroids, though. You're looking at it like steroids aren't good for you. But you want to look better, feel better about yourself. That's why I wouldn't do steroids. Bro, I would 100% get on steroids before I did a face reconstruction surgery. Would you? Over face reconstruction surgery? I don't know. It's two different ways to look at it. Because, like. Steroids could mess up your, like, fertility. Yeah, but I feel like. Face reconstruction surgery is permanent. You can hop on steroids, run them for a few years, or run them for even six months. I feel like you get on, like, testosterone, that is way less risky and way more, like, beneficial to your health than you getting, like, plastic surgery to have a different nose or jaw or something like that. Hopping on tests can be good for you, like, especially as you age. Because your testosterone as a male naturally declines. Yeah, not before, though. Yeah, not before. Like, if you're 16, you shouldn't be hopping on tests. Right. Yeah, I guess I was just thinking as far as, like, the risk factor of it, but. That makes sense. I mean, it's also, like, you're going. You're doing any kind of surgery, there is inherent risk in that. Like, you could. They could fuck up the anesthesia, and you'd have some other kind of complication from that. Well, I got fucked up from my last surgery, and the rest of my life's fucked up. You're still dealing with it, what, two years later? Yeah, scar tissue in my stomach. They figured out what it is. Dude, I've seen so many doctors. Yeah. I've done every single test, and nobody has a solid answer for me besides for scar tissue after the appendix surgery. Wow. And the only way to. to remove scar tissue is more surgery is more surgery which could lead to more complications more scar tissue jesus yeah if you can avoid surgery avoid surgery at all costs what do you think of that's why i don't go to the doctor you can't get any bad news from the doc if you never go well no news is good you need to go to the chiropractor after your last jump the jump hurt around the world 20 28 million views total on short form content yeah we posted it on on instagram youtube shorts and it got 14 million views in like a couple days and then we posted it again with the inside camera angle and the jump and it's got 15.5 million views in a day and a half did bram ever comment back on it they liked it they liked it they liked the post okay well that's a good start they probably can't get too too behind it being they should send us a fleet they should send us a new trx that'd be like a couple trxs couple hellcats we got about 10 million views for them on long form and another 50 million on short form to get ryan another srt by next week if they've sent us one i mean really i think us doing that jump just showcases how tough those trucks really are we broke it yeah we broke it but the suspension the suspension is still fine you know the frame flexed a little bit and kinked the cab there's less broken than i would have would have expected i'm so impressed with how flat it jumped which obviously yeah it really did jump but uh really couldn't have landed any better i was explaining that i was i went to the bars this weekend dt fargo and some guy was asking me he's like how did you get that trx jump so flat did you wait the bed did you do the suspension i go well no you see if the jump is longer than the wheelbase of the truck i i sounded like i could work for fucking massive like he was like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't like oh wow that makes so much sense i go you learn that when you jump a few things with short wheelbases and then they launch but versus like being nose heavy and boom boom like that's how you i'm sure they've been way more damaged you know like the bumpers and all that shit is just fine what is broken on it um so we we just ended up bringing it to a dealership because it was it was pretty bad so obviously the front differential is broken off from the frame so we had to get a front differential broke it broke and fucked up and probably you're driving that was probably some of the noises that we were hearing uh was the drive shaft going from the transfer case to the differential that was getting all fucked up so basically we're taking a gamble that the transfer case is okay because that's like a seven thousand dollar fix leave it yeah that's what i don't need i said we'll hook it up and if the transfer case is fucked we'll we'll go from there you know we'll put it in rear wheel drive and we'll go but uh it it should be fine they're replacing all the parts they're on order so hopefully the price of a new chevy or a new old chevy we'll be back on the proper show a proper show damn dude we're gonna be into this thing a hundred racks no no no it'll be i think i think they said like five grand oh well that's good still they'll probably double it they'll probably double it on us yeah but so it's uh it's it's getting fixed oh i'm excited to get that thing back do you know what i been seeing pulling major views on instagram tiktok is those uh indian fellas with the wheel and they they put it on like uh there's like a spinny wheel i'll pull up a video of it here they like launch this wheel into fucking space it's like a motor that has a solid wooden wheel on it that spins right next to the motor and then they put like a tire on it and then the tire gets spinning really fast and they pull the tire off with like a stick like they push it off and then the tire catches speed and it flings into like either a person that they have set up out there or like a a real person and it yeah damn getting hit by a tire at high speed hurt and i really want big wrench to build us one of these and he said he wouldn't do it because we're gonna lose a hand but they just get this sucker ripping oh dude this is sketchy and then watch it watch it watch it boom what this one was actually pretty mid like it rips but yeah we would definitely pick something up that we were not trying to fuck up indian space program that's what that's an interesting thing to look up that's what people uh people always comment on it is like this is the indian space program because they normally they go higher so they're like sending these tires to space indian air defense speaking of wheels do you think we could host or like have our own cheese wheel race down a hill we have a hill they just did one in valley city on uh saint patrick's day really that's insane i would love to have seen that do you know what that is he has a hill yeah there's a bunch of hills over there named after a hill technically too i suppose you know i didn't think of that where's that based out of scotland when they do the they roll the cheese wheel down the hill and everyone's running after and they just tumble do you guys know how much a cheese wheel costs thousands it's like 1200 bucks well we could get an artificial cheese wheel if that's the issue yeah oh sorry i forgot i think it would be fun to do it at at the ski hill when there's still like some snow it might make the impact we could do it at ben's wedding oh my god can you imagine everyone in their nice oh my god chasing a cheese rod down the hill oh my how many people get like paralyzed injured i think it's one of those things that's so stupid that people magically don't get hurt i would have like 17 broken bones if i did no fucking way kenny i don't even think you're allowed to roll the cheese it's too dangerous but yeah it just seems like one of those things that they do for the last couple hundred years and no one ever gets hurt i wonder if frankie lapenna has done it because frankie lapenna has taken some of the serious most serious falls frankie lapenna has done some gnarly shit he does gnarly shit every single week week after week for short form content you see him at uh swamp swamp fest i wanted to call it skank fest but yeah i mean this i mean this shit's crazy he he takes like nine good slams in this i mean that one was water yeah dude the dern bros were here too i honestly would really like to see him do really yeah i think it'd be really fun scare you like it like there's beer cans flying it's definitely it's definitely chaotic and could be scary um i mean i'm not gonna be fucking trying to grind a rail in a shopping cart but it'd be fun to just be there and be a part of it i feel like it'd be like a step up from rednecks with paychecks that's true these people are out of their mind man but uh yeah it's really fun i just watched a video thrasher made on it last night do you watch that ev i actually didn't it's good but uh it's crazy i mean theirs is more pg but yeah anyways frankie lapenna just scroll through his page dude he's taking a hard fall every single week we talk about gavin doing that frankie's done it does it every single week there he is crashing different fashions whether he's getting punched in the face by an mma fighter or he's just lucky his hinders so big you can kind of take it it's like a pillow yeah take some of that impact off of them oh dude this one is insane like dude he has all this time to just look at this snow pile knowing that he's about it yeah he's like all right i gotta just eat this fall but how many dude that's a ton of likes we should bring him to town and uh run the zorba swamp he was actually i forgot to text him back he was texting me not too long ago he wanted to come back up here you get a couple motors do what take a fall i we didn't really have a plan you just was like yo we should we should hang again i totally texted back i'm sorry frankie go to the corvette one something tells me this one just oh oh my god i thought i thought that i didn't process that was a dummy quick enough 1.2 million likes on that that's a sweet corvette yeah he's definitely mastered the art of going viral he's got the rizzler dude i love the rizzler he's the funniest little kid i think he's a very famous kid but i think he lives also a rather normal life like like a normal kid like i think he goes to school he lives in like a pretty normal neighborhood and like i don't know i love that kid though he's so funny you ever see his bike the rizzler bike stunts show evan you'd be so impressed imagine saying you live next i don't believe you why why you don't think he's got the build for it or what i've actually seen this i know you guys like wanted me to do the one with the helmet i i can't so i mean i have two more tricks okay now i will do the first two tricks but those will be at the first trick i'm gonna do is the no hander the no hander i mean one hand the one hander one hand all right this isn't the one i was thinking but it's still funny i guess it's just him bmx and flip flops bad idea any oh it's okay you're so cute though i don't care oh shit the part one's really funny okay i'm gonna do i'm running with you go i'm gonna do one i can actually do three okay i'm gonna do one back pedaling look i'm back pedaling it only goes hard yeah i'm i'm impressed i'm impressed yeah he's just funny i think all of his videos are funny he's a cute little kid the foley clover and he was in the wwe dude god the rizzler did you not see that shit no i'm dead serious he had a stint in the wwe no he was in t i think it was tna but yeah right here he gets fucking slammed down dude can you believe this he's in the wwe fucking he's out there aew and then look at this big justice comes in no way big justice comes oh shit boom takes him down dude that's lit god i gotta get back into watching five big booms i never really got into it i try to avoid that it's kind of funny in aew uh dude i gotta get back into watching wwe we were watching some of the uh highlights on our way to the racetrack yesterday in the sprinter me and evan shit was so funny maybe that's something we could do for your bachelor party is go to a real wwe show yes that'd be fun but the only issue with that is i'm i'm not in tune with like all the storylines and stuff going on and there was like this era when it was just like pretty vulgar in like the early 2000s and that's when i was kind of watching it it's just more pg nowadays like there was just a lot a lot better storylines going on back then it was insane especially when you're in the fifth grade you know and it felt like real life i thought it was real life so it wasn't still on tv yeah it was on tv it'd play on uh well monday night raw that was on usa network eight to ten thursday night was ecw and then friday night was smackdown what's different about it now because i i basically watched logan paul's clips like i'm not even really i don't know if it's well it's just like pg it's just like more of the storylines aren't as uh they aren't as insane they don't vince mcmahon isn't cheating on his wife in front of her getting pills they don't use like props anymore right like like chairs and stuff i mean there's probably still some props like there's some there's some insane athleticism like jumping off the ropes and like slams and shit but uh no like there's just crazy storylines like there was this one storyline where vince mcmahon the ceo was like drugging his wife and then he was having an affair with one of the fucking divas it was just no it's it's it's not even like it was just like a storyline that was on tv and then they're like pushing around his actual wife in this wheelchair and she's like pretending like she's like sedated it was so wild holy shit it was wild man it was just like there's so many crazy things it was fun i feel like there's glory days of everything like that was the glory days of that there's glory days of youtube you know where like people could just get away with more crazy shit like when you're watching og danny duncan pranking people in stores like that shit was legendary now kind of lost its lustre because so many people do it but i mean you know like there was glory days where you're like dude i can't believe they were able to do that the wwe in that era to me was the best era because that's like when i was at that time in my life whereas i'm sure there's kids watching today that think this is the best era or whatever and then you know when they grow up they're gonna be like ah like back then like you always look back on the past and almost like glorify you glorify the past you think of it better than it actually was i will say as far as like automotive group youtubers go right now i think i think we're at a glory day like there's a lot of fucking good youtubers out there right now like you can log on and get some pretty dang good videos yeah youtubers which is pretty cool i think yeah i agree yeah definitely like i don't want to be like oh us i agree but like it's us it depends how you look at it because i saw a video the other day comparing like 2016 to 2026 so like 10 years and like 2016 was like the first year of like the automotive youtube kind of spread and people you know getting like their first cars and doing like the first builds and it was like the first time that people had like seen certain things on the internet you take a lamborghini in the snow and it's wild yeah that's that's uh like a super viral idea and now it's like the complete opposite like if you do that you're just like everyone else so yeah you're like forced to think outside the box more and that's what i mean i think like you're getting people that they're not like oh i'm just gonna go take my sterato around in the snow they're like i'm gonna jump my strato 60 feet and like be you know like people do more extreme matt armstrong is rebuilding a bugatti yeah not just a normal car the level has definitely been raised yeah that's for sure all right boys well good pod yeah good stuff boys i think we covered a lot there no plugs from ken today no free plugs unless we get some unless we get some ads oh we do have ads we got to read those not even to hit us a subscribe yeah ken send us out thank you for watching uh don't forget to like and subscribe to our channel and we'll see you next time bye bye and we'll see you next week we post every tuesday peace later mike a bowl cut at a million