Ask, Tell, Confess: Worst Psychic Reading I've Ever Had!

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Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chimed.com/disclosures for details. Ask until confirmed. Hello friends! Welcome back to part 2 of continuation of the last week's episode of these crazy wild vacation stories, we had so many of our own last week that we didn't really get to get into all of the ones that we got. So, I think we're going to just keep it moving on this week's episode. There was a lot of really good submissions. A lot of really good submissions. So, who wants to kick off this week? Also, if you guys want to be a part of Ask Tell Confess, I think you guys have all figured it out now. Just go to all four of our Instagrams and try to limit it to one person because sometimes we get multiple stories. So, if you guys could just hit one of us and, you know, leave the story eventually it'll be seen. Just put ATC in front of it and we will, you know, that's how you can participate and we'll read it live on the air, baby. Or send a voice note. We love voice notes. We love voice notes. Yeah, we love a good voice note because I like to hear the inflection in people's, you know, voices. So, yeah. You always have a word for something. I mean, crazy. That's wild. All right. This one was a work trip. So, it wasn't exactly a vacation but it was a work trip, which I feel like nothing good happens on a work trip. We had a town for work doing construction. Construction guys are the worst. Are you the one that was telling me about the dudes on, what is it, what's the gay app on Grindr? Or are you the one that, I don't know, some dude was telling me that like when construction workers travel, that's the after you get on to hook up. That would not surprise me. Crazy. Anyways, went out of work for construction. We just happened to be about three hours from my ex-wife. My boss and I made a bet for $1,000 that if I called her, she would come to our hotel. So, I called her. He paid for her gas to come out and gave me $1,000. She brought a girl we used to occasionally hook up with. He tried to hook up with both of them and ended up getting neither of them. My ex-wife, loser, what a fucking loser. I said my ex-wife and I ended up fucking the girl together and we filmed it. Then my boss paid me another grand for the video. Damn, boss is a big old trick. Yeah. Trick daddy. Trick daddy. Trick mother fucking daddy. Well, he sounded like one. He fit the bill. If the shoe fits, lays that bitch up and wear it, you know? Okay. Shit. Oh, yeah. By the way, let's talk about our tattoos. Oh, my goodness. Do we have a guy to talk about the tattoos? So I'm cast to spell on you. So you won't forgive me. I'm going to put Vaseline up. Everybody keeps asking. They're like, shouldn't it say casts? And it's like, no, it's time cast a spell on you. Those are the original lyrics that Stevie Nicks had written. And this is just a special song. I love it. It doesn't mean anything for anything that's going on in any part of my life. No. We all got it together. Not at all TikTok. Yeah. Well, we wanted it before. We loved that song. And then we saw it and we were like, you know what this is our sign. That was the title. We wanted for sure. We were listening. It was like one of those moments where it's just you listening to the song and then you're like, we should get that tattooed and everyone goes, yeah, we should. And then it just happened. Yeah. The coolest tattoo artist ever. Which I feel like that was meant to be too. Yeah. Also made me look under a blood moon. Didn't know that. Yeah. We got tattooed under a blood moon. Wait, I took a photo of it. The moon. Yeah. I took a photo of this. This. Dude. Wow. That night. It was meant to be too little Jeremy. I love Jeremy. He was sweet. And Jeremy is best friends with Viking Barbie. Yes. Which is crazy, which is one of my best friends. So it was like all just serendipitous. In ten months prior. He had seen us in Rome. In Rome. Yes. Why passed him on scooters? Yeah. It wasn't me. It was just a-- Did you even call him Michael Andrew? I was not on the scooter. I was like-- I couldn't even get here and find a scooter as well. No, you know what? You're lucky. You didn't go on it because I fucking-- Remember, I fell off the scooter. Yes. I fucking ripped something in my arm and for six months my fucking arm hurt so bad. I tried with her. That ties I tried everything. I think I like fractured my elbow. My elbow. Yes. Something happened. It was that rat. Do you remember the fucking big ass? It was rat. Do you remember the rat? It was huge. I was about person. That rat was mafy. Like that dude was fucking-- No. Like he was big, dude. Oh my God. That fucking rat, dude. I hated him. He was like a speed bump. He was. No, he ran over him. No, he ran over him. He ran in front of me. And like I went-- I went like this to miss it because I thought it was a cat. And it was a fucking rat. Dude, it was crazy. Where it's in Rome or a different story. No. It was wild. We got to go back and redo that joke. No, it was wild. We got to go back and redo that trip, but all of us. We even haven't so much fun, you guys. Like I can't even tell you how much fun we've had. Yeah, traveling with you guys is a lot of fun. It's been wild. Yeah, it's been really cool. It's been really cool. But it was not wild like how you guys would think. Like we're just like-- I don't know. I think everybody thinks we're out here doing host shit. And it's really like we're doing fucking best matches. We're playing Garden of Humanity. Yeah. We're having like game nights. We're making-- We're making the nights and cookie balls. Cookie balls. I'm making a vlog about that right now. I got 29 seconds in and I was crying because I was laughing so hard at your commentary. There's a part where Haley-- Hi, I'm Dr. Mary Claire Haver, board certified OBGYN and Menopause Specialist. My podcast, Unpost, is the place for bold, unfiltered conversations about what it really takes for women to thrive in the second half of life. Every week, I sit down with medical experts and leading voices to talk about the health issues that matter most. Because Unpost isn't just about the years you live, but how well you live them. Listen and follow Unpost with me, Dr. Mary Claire Haver, wherever you get your podcasts. Someone said, "I'm gonna call FEMA. That looks like a natural disaster." He goes, "What's FEMA?" She goes, "It's like PETA, but for the world." [laughter] It was the most beautiful conversation I've ever experienced. When is this vlog gonna be done? We need to see it. I'll work on it and post it tonight, guys. Seth reminded me, he was like, "Hey man, where's my cookie vlog?" I said, "I forgot about that, honestly." You gotta post it, though. I will. I was making it last night. It was so funny. All right, it was next. My grandma submitted. So I feel like I have to read me any of these. When I was little, my brother-in-law convinced me to smoke a cigar, and I threw up all over the white sands of Florida. Oh, I can't use cigars. No. You know, it's funny, though, because my grandpa always smokes cigars now. Really? There's nothing worse than a nicotine sickness. If you smoke a cigarette, or if you vape too much, or you've never smoked a cigarette, just a straight marble red to the cow. Or a camel crush. Oh, it's crushed. The blue ones? God. I really loved the pink and black camels back in the day. I love the new parts. I love the new parts of my jam. I was from the hood, so yeah. No, I get it. To my trash. A good marble red. Fuck me. Fuck a marble red. That shit. Dude, you might as well just inhale dirt. The smell of it? Like, it's bad. Oh, god. They're fucking brutal. Like, you feel like you're dying. When you fucking inhale a marble red, it's like, you need a fucking pulse oxometer and an oxygen mask. I made it. I made it. We were joking. We made a South Park image of me earlier, and my chat put a pack of marble red next to me. I swear. It was a wild shit. Your chat knows you. Product placement. Yeah. I'm someone's, you know, a drunk uncle. This one is from our homegirl DEMPS. Oh, gosh. Okay. We know she's a mess. We love, we love DEMPSY so much. And I, you guys might remember this, because I remember this. Oh. I met this guy. He was my jet ski instructor. I met him down in the keys. He had no fucking money the day I got there. Somebody died. I do remember. Do you remember? Somebody died on the boat. It was during lobster fishing season. I was supposed to stay with him and his friends, but I felt uncomfortable so I booked my own hotel. He had no fucking money. The whole vacation I paid for the next Airbnb. I paid for all the food, drinks, and groceries. I think the only thing he bought me was a Wendy's double junior bacon cheeseburger at the end of the trip. I missed my flight and had to drive four hours to Miami with him, only for him to not help me get out of the car with my suitcase, and he drove off. Fuck that guy, bunny. I remember this car and I just liked vlogged the whole thing, he did 100% of it on the boat with him vlogging. Yeah. Yeah. Just miserable. - That's what I do remember that saga. That's crazy, I bet you still up. If you guys wanna scroll back on Dempsey's profile. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - Dude, poor Dempsey. - She gets in some crazy situations, man. - Dempsey does it to her fucking self. - I mean. - And she knows I'll tell her that. I'll bet Dempsey, what are you doing? - Yeah. - Like, why are we here? - Why are we barking up this tree? - Yeah. - Yeah. - She always thought, but you know what? She's a good fucking time. - She is such a good time. - One thing about Dempsey is she will fucking make you laugh from the minute she enters your life to the minute and she fucking walks out the door to go home. And she will go home abruptly. - Oh, she's almost worse than Jaime. - Yeah. She will Irish goodbye you so fast. - She's like my dog's in the hotel, I gotta go. - As if there's a fucking energy tank as low. She's gotta go. - She's gone, yeah. - I love it. - I love that so much. I love people who will Irish goodbye, even though it pisses me off. - I think 'cause I'm like the opposite. - Oh, Hayley, you're side quest Sally. - Yeah, like yeah. - I literally, I saw a TikTok that was literally me the other night and it's like, what is it like to leave the bar before the lights come on? - Yeah. - And I was like, hmm, I watched the face time. - You were so drunk the other night. - Yeah. - Your face timed me and I go, why is it so bright in the bar and you're like, the lights are on. I was so funny, I was like, go home, my friends. - I've seen Hayley get the security light and escort people out. - Yeah. - That's the night time. - No, that's my favorite thing you do. - She's the type of girl who will not go home. Like you have to beg her to go home and then finally you're just like, I know what, I'm going and meet me at home. Find your, find a, - That's how she has a safe companion. - And then, yeah. - Send her with a friend. - Yes. - And then you'll see her later that night. - Yes. - For sure. - Maybe. - Yeah, no. - No, I always check your location, make sure you make it back safe. - Yeah. - Yeah, you're like my, hold on though. - When we came in the other night, when Mimi was sleeping and me and you were in the bathroom. (laughing) - There's somebody that's being in there. - No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna tell that from my point of view. - We had a different point of view, 'cause it is. - Everyone sit down. I was not feeling well. (laughing) - I did not want to go out. - I tripped over my suitcase and it was like my 13th reason why, 'cause I had like my knee hurt. And I said, you know what? That was my, that was it. I'm not going out. I'm going to bed. I'm gonna go to bed. - It was like our last night after. - Literally. - In day. - 10 days of just departure. - 10 days, I said, I'm not mentally well. My knee hurts, I'm going to bed. She gave me some like sticky patch to put on my knee. So I like put it up and everything. I get woken up to the door. I don't know if they fucking kicked it in with their foot or what, it slams open. And they, into the bathroom and then slam the bathroom door shut. And all I hear is this one. That, you guys heard that noise right there. I imagine it for fucking 10 minutes straight. And it doesn't stop. And just said, (humming) I'm in all I hear funny is she's gonna get mad at us. (laughing) I don't remember that. And then she starts laughing again. And then she said, we have to be quiet. And then they just started laughing. - I thought we were so good. - This was, went on for so long. And so I'm awake at this point. And I hear the door start slowly opening. And I'm just like on my phone. And she said, we're so sorry. (laughing) I thought you were awake since you were on your phone. I was like, perfect. So then Haley proceeds to then fall on top of me and buckle my knee out. - Don't remember this. - And get up and fall back on me again. And I just looked at her. - And then so, and then so we separate. I go to my room and Haley's in her room. (laughing) And I'm in bed with somebody next to me. And Haley's in bed with somebody next to her. And a fuckin' word texting. And it was the funniest conversation ever. - It is the funniest fuckin' conversation. And I said something to where we both fucking lost it to where I had to sit up in the bed because I was laughing so hard holding the laugh in. - No, I was shaking the bed. - That I was shaking the fucking bed that the person goes, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, I'm sorry. I love Haley a message. I said, dude, I'm in trouble. I gotta go to bed. - I was in a voice text and I read it and I fucking lost it. - Mind you, this is a spring bed so the whole bed is doing this. (laughing) - We cookin' hoffers. - We cookin' hoffers. - It was so hard. - I call them Brad Cuckinhoffers. (laughing) - Wait, we haven't showed you the-- - No! - It's so funny. - I get to do money matter to bunny calling me to apologize. - Yeah. - 'Cause she said, I think I pissed off me. - Yeah. - She calls me and she goes, hey, she's downstairs, I'm upstairs. What are you doing? I was like, we're getting ready to go. She goes, I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry for last night, buddy. - I was blacked out. - No, it was funny. It was a good times. Good times. - That last night was a good night. - That was good. We always have fun. - Hey, you guys got a wild psychic reading. - Oh fuck. - Big. - Yeah. (laughing) - I don't even want to talk about it, because it was so bad. I have never had a worse experience in my life with a psychic than I did with this lady. I have always had great psychic, always. - Always, great psychic readings never had a problem with them. This lady, what in the fuck? Like, she said every one of you on the phone call after 10 seconds. - Yeah. - No. - It was red flag everywhere. - But the thing is that she read all of us the same way. She said the same thing. - Yes, she said the same question she, yeah. - Yeah, it was crazy. - I like Jaime's interpretation of what a psychic is. - All in the video. - No, that's the best video. - Yeah. - It's insert that video. - No, no. - Insert the video. - You will have a long and filled life, but starting in two months. So for two months, it will be kind of rough. But after that, wait. Yeah, after those two months, you will be not fulfilled, but you will be happy on the right path, okay? Now, if you feel this pressure point, would you feel it? - Yeah. - Guess what? - Let's call the long and happy filled life. That's what you got right now. - I can't. - Next. - But she was like, do you want a new car? I said, yeah, she's like, well, you're gonna get it. I said, okay. It was just the most like basic thing. She'll be like, I see you as a lover and you want to settle down and get married. I said, no. She was like, mm-hmm. She had a-- - Yeah. - She had like a re-scribble. - Reminds. - Yeah, no, she's the same thing to me. She's like, she's like, you're looking for love. I said, no, I'm not. - But fuck, I'm not. - She's like, you have bad luck in love. I was like, technically, no. - I was like, I actually have a really good love life, but I just don't want to be in love. Like, I'm having fun. Like, she was like trying to force things. - She's like, you want to be a mother? I said, no. - So, she got someone mixed up. That was not Hayley training for sure. - No, it was crazy. - All right, who's next? Vacation stories. We keep getting off track. - I know, we all just keep like talking. - Oh, this one was great. Getting drunk on Forloco with my Scottish ex on Spring Break just to find him fucking his best friend in an alley on River Street. His best friend is a guy. - I was just about to ask. - And then, when I woke up the next day and asked him about it, he spent 24 hours telling me that it was just a drunk hallucination. Until someone actually told me they had video. Root is Spring Break of my life. Never had Forloco again. That's insane. - Like, I'm never going to work any labor was it, though? Was it the gold ones? - No, no. I don't know anything about forloco. - I don't know nothing about Forloco. - Oh, that was my sh-- - I never saw this. Like, we're never going to yuck anybody's yum, but dude. - It's the hallucination that pisses me off. - Yeah, don't gaslight. If you're going to be, if you're going to be duge shit and be gay, be gay, you gotta claim it. - Yeah, just like, don't hurt people. You know, like don't hurt a woman who obviously was invested in you. - Yeah. - That you fucking scarred her for life to the point that she's literally telling us the story on Astonalk and Fest, you know? - Poor baby. - Yeah, I'm a sweet girl. - You've got a Scottish man that I hooked up with. - Damn, they all like it in the poker? - I don't know. - Did you put it your finger in his butt? - Might not have been him. - I don't do it to anyone. - You don't? - Oh, you can't. - Imagine that thing going inside you. - No, but also, ew. Where you shit? - I've one time got my stilettos too sharp and I sliced my vagina open. - I believe it. I've done that before too. - Yeah. - If you washed too fast, I did. I literally cut hurts. - Not fucking bad. That's why I'm such a basic bitch now. - Yeah, you did to get basic on us. - Yeah, I feel like I tried to do the basic bitch thing and just couldn't do it anymore. - I can't have the skin in the hair, in the outfits. Like I gotta be toned down somewhere. - Not me. I'm gonna wear makeup for the rest of my life. - I tried it with a no lashes thing. No. - I tried it with my dad. - Yeah, I've tried it all too. I just, this is me, take it or leave it. - My name already said, you ever gonna do something fun? I said, no. (laughing) - It's the time. I'm over it. I'm over it. - Okay, this one said I went on a trip with my boyfriend at the time's family to the lake. I mean, the whole family. Anne's uncle's cousins. Anyway, we snuck off and we were trying to get it in a little area in the lake that was secluded. Tell me why they all showed up. And I'm on a floaty with no top trying to get railed. I would like to know how the hell you did that on a floaty. - Getting railed on a floaty? - Yeah, how, where is the floaty? - Let me be that big one. Give me the big one that doesn't have the hole in it, you know? So it's like, it's a raft. - Have you ever tried a fuck on a floaty? on an air mattress. It's the same thing. There's no leverage there. I've made it work. It could be like waste high water. I've made a bugger work, baby. It's like a water bed too. I've ever had sex on a water bed. No. It's the motion of the ocean, baby. I don't know about that. I feel like they're, you can't, you can never get a good grip. It's rhythm. It's rhythm. I'm about to stand and get rid of it. It's rhythm. You literally have to balance yourself and then find a rhythm. I feel like I'm the spring bed. I don't know. It's possible. I've done it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't like imagine, I don't like sex and water. That scares me. Because what if there's like a fucking parasite in there and it just swims up in here? That's probably how she got the frog in the vagina. Why are you fucking in a dirty ass river too? That's gross. No, water like that. You don't know what's it? You can't even see. Those rivers are built on top of old towns anyway. Oh, okay. Do you come to take it there? That's my favorite. Do you compose bodies? What? They don't drown the lakes with the people in them. Crazy. Oh, here's what they do. Oh, let me see. You guys want to hear what he has to say? I know you got a lot going on right now and I hope everything is going great today. Just know I'm thinking about you and hope you're having the absolute best day. You deserve the best. He's so sweet. Wait, is this the guy from the show? A while ago? Yes, I remember reading him. Yeah, that one. Him. That's what I showed you earlier. Yeah. Or just a good job. Yeah. He popped up on my snap and I was like, hey, like a miss you. And then I was like, hey, he said pause. Let me know to find my girl. I'm a friend. I immediately texted you. I was like, I got someone. It's like Dennis Rodman just passing at the bunny. I'm like, I'll listen. I am the all-star player right now. That one. That one. That was a nice little alley up there. Yeah. Yeah, we all enjoyed that. And it's a we show everyone. I hope you know that we even showed really to her Brad. Yeah, we should. What do you say? He was he couldn't believe it. Nobody can believe it. It's a it's a it's a it's a I wonder of the world. I stood up when she showed me. You showed it to me. I said Jason cut this out. Yeah, that's crazy comparison. But damn. Damn. Hayley that was in it. We're not playing words of humanity right now. Words of humanity. God. I went on vacation back when I was 18 and I met this guy at the hotel. We got a talk in and we ended up kissing. He sees my mom and said, that looks like my aunt. I go, ha ha, bunny. That's my mom. His dad came up and saw me and was white in the face. Turns out that was my cousin. I never knew about him because my mom and her brother haven't talked in years. Get out of here. Honest mistake. Kissing cousins. Honest mistake. I may. Well, they wasn't like a family reunion. They were just there or wait. Why were they at the same hotel? Thank you. Family vacation. Well, this in Florida. Probably or no, probably Arkansas. Alabama. Crazy. Yeah. They went from Alabama to Florida, probably. Yeah. Makes sense. Well, figures they were from Alabama. Just kidding, guys. Don't get mad. Don't get mad. It's an old joke. It's an old joke as old as time, baby. All right. I got one too. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia. First of all, why the fuck would you go to Virginia for vacation with my friend and her family for a baby shower? During that time, her and her boyfriend broke up and she went on Tinder and matched with this guy. You guys good? You good? You guys good? You okay? What's happening? Let the classroom in on the joke. You fucking idiots. They look like SpongeBob and Patrick laughing at you. Yeah. Insert visual. Oh, go ahead. Enjoy. All right. I'm going to fucking read this again. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia with my friend and her family for a baby shower. They started Facetime each other a lot at night. One night, I was half awake and started hearing moaning and planting. Oh, moaning and panting. And realized they were masturbating on the Facetime with each other. Mind you, we shared a room. That sounds like a great thing. I wouldn't be upset if somebody did that. I'd be in the background for them to run it on. That's crazy. I feel like don't you guys masturbate in the same room, but like you'll go in the shower and then you'll go in the bed. I think like real friends masturbate around each other. We're just comfortable. We're done except for when she leaves me out in the fucking cold. That was crazy. She forgot to tell me she was done. I'm freezing outside because I didn't just go hang out. And then she like an hour later was like, okay, I'm done. I was like, damn, she must have taken a long time for her to find her story or her fucking porn that she likes to watch. Nope. She just forgot to text me. I don't know. Real friends don't care about shit like that. I guess. I don't think it's natural. Everybody fucking rubs one out. You know, why not? And if your girls, if I can go through a breakup and somebody's distracting her, more fucking power to her. Yeah, I remember that one time you did it in the bathroom in Europe. Yep, I remember that. On Facetime. I mean, when you finished, she said, welcome to Chili's. Fuck that guy. Well, you did virtually, bleep this. Oh, that dude. Yep. Yeah, we got about him. Yeah, the other ones on my shit list too. Yeah, tell him I'm telling the world right now. You're on my shit list. All right, guys, we have so much to do. We've got to get out of here. We got to go, babies. I love you. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. We use Shopify for our storefront at BunnyXO.com. And one thing I've learned from running an online store is that you definitely don't have to be an e-commerce expert to get started. 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