Ask, Tell, Confess: Who Rubs One Out at Work??

*Music* Hello friends, how was everybody doing? What just happened to us? Bro, we just drove through a fucking tornado. Like, hail, people swarving all over the road, wind blowing the trees and the cars to the side. We hit something, we don't know what it was. Yeah, I don't have any of it looked to see what the damage is done to my car. Like, I got it on video, we literally hit something. Yeah. No, it was the eye of the tiger. Like, it was, I swear. I drove through a portion of it. Yeah, no, we were on, what is it, 840? Uh-huh, about 20 minutes. Dude, cars pulled over on the side of the road, pulled over under passes. At one point, we're under the overpass, like with like four other cars, five other cars, and people were just stopping traffic. Yeah, I was like, I'm not sitting here. I'm not going to be a fucking sitting duck. Let me just get home, took off. That's how I handle everything in life. You just fucking trudge, just face it head on, and get at the fuck over with. And we came out on the other side, look at us. We came out on the other side. Yeah. Would you look at us? You made it. Yeah. We got to our exit, and it was like bright and sunny, and beautiful. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's how life is. You got to go through the storm to get to the freaking bright, sunny, beautiful side. Yeah. You know, like somewhere over the rainbow. Somewhere over the rainbow. We are high. Don't give me all so quiet. Well, it's gone with us. Well, it's been a hell of a week. We just left my plastic surgeon's office. If you see any fucking additional add-ons to me, no, you didn't. That's all I'm going to say about it. Add-ons is wild. Listen, home improvements. That's all we're going to call it, baby. We're improving the home improvements. I get it. Yeah. It's like, "I don't know if any of just making myself feel good." That's what we're going to do. So if I do get home improvements, it's going to happen next Tuesday. My first surgeon, we can do it next Tuesday. She said, "I was like, that's our moving date at the new property." I was like, what the hell? But listen, new add-ons, new locations, new everything. New, new. New phone. Who does? That's coming next. Yeah. Oh, that's coming. I have to. I need to. Bro, this announcement has brought all the weirdos out. I have a people texting, I don't even, it's crazy. Like, just random people are, it's nuts. It's starting up conversations. Yeah. It's nuts. This has brought all the craziness out. Oh, and then us doing a podcast on the DMs last week. Just blit a fire under everybody's ass to go into my DMs. Oh, really? Did it get better? You get better or worse. I don't know because, you know, it's like-- Do you have any? The glass can. I'm sure. I'm sure. Please. New one or two for the class. No, no. We'll do a whole episode on it. But I might have somebody that I think is cute, so I don't know. We'll see. A new one. A new one. I can't. Do I know? Yes. You guys know. Oh. No, wait. We know. Pretty little baby. That's the only hands I'll give you. Okay. It's like writing a bicycle. It's like writing a bicycle, but you got a dick inside of you. He's-- oh, that one. He's pretty to look at. So, I don't know. We'll see. And he's West Coast. So I love-- Love, love, love me, a West Coast boy. Is he tall? He's too be decided. But you don't know his height. I mean, we do. Do we? Do we? I don't know. We might have to give it a goog. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. But nothing, you know, I think it's okay to think somebody's hot. That's different than-- Oh, okay, wait. Okay, yeah. Cut this. Oh, on how? Just bleep this. Okay. We know how tall-- Oh! We will look right now. Look right now. Okay, we'll figure out how tall he is by this. He wants to come out here and see me, but I don't know. Is he born and raised West Coast? Yeah. Okay. Listen, I don't want a country boy. Everybody's like-- He looks a little tall. Okay. Oh. Oh. Then he's probably-- He's at least six. Six, two, six, three. And he's tall and skinny. Oh, he's got a baby arm. He's got a baby arm. Oh, so. Anyways. Okay. Anyways. Okay. And listen, I'm just looking to, you know, I'm mom is getting her spark back. Like we've been talking about. Yeah. And I think it's okay to have a little baby crush on people. So. Anyways. Moving on. All right. That's all I need is the fucking internet trying to figure out who we're talking about. No. They won't figure it out though. Fuck no. We'll cut this up so good. Yeah, yeah. No. Chippity chopped to this up, Jason, so that people are very confused. Yes. We could possibly be talking about. But yeah. All right. So anyways, we are doing some ASTAL confesses. A lot of people have been messaging us. Keep doing it because all you have to do is just put ATC, DMs on Instagram. That way that you can get your story in. We should just make an email for people to ask to confess because there's a lot of people. Do we have one? Oh shit. What is it? Oh, we'll put it in there. All right. Well, I don't even know that we had a phone number. Did we check it on Bob to see how Bob's doing? Oh my god. I didn't hold on. Let me text Bob. Should we call him? Just give him a call. Are we calling Bob? Yeah. We haven't heard from Bob and like, what? Is he not left a voicemail for us in a minute? No. We hope Bob arenos doing good, man. So anyways, he texted me. And for what we call Bob, for Ask How Confessed today, we're doing something with the workplace, right? Crazy stories in the workplace. Yeah. So I decided this week I was going to ask you guys, what was the craziest thing that you ever saw happen at work and boy, did they deliver? Oh. The work ones are always gross. It makes me never want to eat out. Why are so many people fucking at work because you spend eight hours a day with that person seven days a week. You're going to develop porn. Have you ever fucked someone at work? I worked at Mac. It was all girls. Did you ever fuck someone at work? I did not. Did you share that? Please. It wasn't at work, but it was from someone that I worked with when I was a host at Logan's. Oh. Was it a waiter or a bartender? He was a waiter. Oh, it was after a shift one time. So we were technically still in our uniform. Damn. I was kind of hot. I know. I'll sweaty. Work affairs start all the time because people are together so much. They call them work husbands or work wives or something like that. You heard them? I could never date a dude in an office because I would not fucking even trust them. Come home and tell me you got a work wife. Okay. Cool, buddy. Go fucking live with her. Let her put up with your shit. We're calling Bob. Hey, Bob. We miss you. We just wanted to call the check on you. Love you, Bob. Aren't you? I love you, babe. How have you been? I've been as good as ever. Oh, I'm so happy to hear that. How's the weather over there? Good. When are we getting together? Oh, man. West Coast soon. Yeah. We got to come over there to see you. Yeah. Yes, you do. Yeah. We just wanted to call and check on you. You're on the podcast right now. Can you say hi to everyone? Hi, everybody. Yeah. Hey, would you like to come and help me do a birthday? A birthday. Would you birthday, Bob? Next. Next. This one. Well, in September. September. September. What? 25. I love it. Him and Mo. Yeah. So the same sign. I love it. I love that so much. We're going to have to send you a birthday present, Bob. Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to get back to our podcast. Can you give us a Bob out? Bob out. Bob out. Bob out. Bob out. Bob out. Oh my God. Oh my God. See. The waterfalls and stuff. White light. Yeah. That'd be so gorgeous. Yeah. Can we stay at the twilight house? Yeah. As long as it's away from Portland where they smoke fentanyl for out in the open and shit. Like I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Mm-hmm. What would we have to fly into? I think it is port. I guess it is. If we fly private, we could fly into any airport, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Let's do that. That would be fun. Is that where twilight was filmed? Okay. Cool. All right. Let's get into these stories. We're going to a twilight show. You know her credit card is twilight, right? Right? And we were at the bar the other day. She pulled it out. I said, Edward. You're like one of those Disney adults. - Oh, okay. - No, no. I feel like, probably the Harry Potter. - With Harry Potter and Toilet, yes. I'm not a Disney adult. - Ooh. - Do we, how do we feel about Disney adults? We're gonna insult some people. - Cut this out. - No, put it in. - No, leave it in. - I've seen him around. - I mean, I had fun at Disney. - There's a 50/50. - I cried during the fireworks. - That was beautiful. - I did cry during the fireworks. - I think, if you make it your entire personality, I think if you make anything your entire personality apart, then if it's who defines you as a person, let's find a new hobby. - Yeah. - Maybe more than just one. - Yeah. - What's the appropriate amount to go to Disneyland if you aren't adult with no kids? - Once? - Twice? - But once a month or once a week. - Oh, like, once a year. - Go through all of that. - That's what gets you into walking. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. They go like once a week at least. - What? - So it's a week? - I've heard this. - I feel like, like, again, if anything you do that's overkill, where you are, it's your entire personality, then that's, you know, it's an obsession. And you can't-- - Yes, that part. - It doesn't just have to be Disney. - Yeah, it doesn't just have to be Disney, like-- - Yeah, that's mean of Twilight. - I have a certain-- - Yeah. - All right, let's get to these work things. - All right, this one's short and sweet. This customer that is in his seventies likes to come into our store in the mornings, and he only wears athletic shorts, and they are so short that his nuts hang out of the bottom. - Oh, the Twig and Barry. - The old Twig and Barry Trick, my neighbor. - My neighbor that I grew up with used to do that. It didn't make it in the book, but we called them Red Balls, because literally, in the backyard, he would sit with his Clark barn balls hanging out of his short ass shorts, and he knew we were looking at him, dude. - When we were watching your old editor. - Yeah, when we were watching your old home videos, you were like, "Look, there's the guy who's short, "and his balls were always hanging out." I was watching her home videos, and it was her little swimming pool and her chickens, and then her dad pans over, and she's like, "That's the house with the old dude that's balls hanging out." - Yeah, the hell happened. - A lot of them, a lot of them. - They didn't make it into the book. - Yeah, there was a lot that didn't make it into the book, but yeah, so Red Balls, I can't believe he was walking around with his Twig and Barry's out, and you know they can feel that, that's a draft. - I was gonna say, how do you not know that it's like, does it just lay on the chair when you're sitting there? How do you not know? - And then I can imagine my vagina just, but their ball sweat, literally, their ball sweat, so when they get up, it's like velcro. Like if it sticks onto your fucking leather, when the dog's balls get stuck to the floor porch, and he's gotta get it off with the spatula. - Yeah, no, all right, I'll go next. - Not in this heat, this heat sucks. - Your ball's away. - Oh, this heat is disgusting. - This heat is disgusting. - If I had started this heat, I'd be very mad. All right, I watched a woman get scalped by an assembly line. She was underneath it, cleaning, when somebody started up the line, her hair got caught up in a roller and pulled off a four-inch chunk off of her scalp. So much blood. - I just made my stomach hurt. - The thought of her. (humming) - Oh my gosh. - Like Instagram Reels. - Yeah. - That's what's all mine. - Yeah, you never. - What are you watching? - Oh, late night, I see cranes. - Oh my gosh, I ain't saying Reels are. - I need to fucking update my FYP. It's all fucking corny shit now. I'm like, can we move on? (laughing) - What's all the hot dudes on the street? - I don't need any more fucking inspiration. I'm already over it, let's go. - Oh, no, I couldn't imagine ripping hair straight off the scalp. - No. - No, no. - The heat's also chunk. - So you guys ever ripped girls hair off when you're like fighting? Is that hard to do? - I thought, yeah, but not from the scalp. Like you have to rip somebody's scalp off their head. You have to, it's the scourge in the power that has to come off, it's crazy. There was a girl who, when I was growing up in Vegas, jumped in Lake Mead and her hair got wrapped around a propeller. (gasps) Yeah. - Scalped her? - It killed her. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's why you always gotta be really careful with boats. Like never jump off the back. - Oh, scour me. - Never jump off the back if the propeller's going 'cause you can literally die, especially if you have long hair. - That gave me, that just, yeah. - That's insane, dude. - No. - I did witness a fight one time in a Denny's Park and not at 2am. And when I went out there, there was just hair everywhere. - Yeah. - Well, Denny's Park and not at 2am, and what part of the country? The West Coast? - Fairfield, California. - Yeah, oh baby. - Yeah, we went out there and there was a huge dent inside of our car where they had tussled out of their car. - Yeah. - Our car? - Yeah. - How do you start fighting with somebody on the same car? - Yeah, so they were in the back seat and they were fighting. You see the car doing this and the dudes yelling outside and then they kicked their door open. Hits our car. - Is it two girls? - Yeah. - Oh. - Then it's inside of our car and then they tumbled out of the back of the car and just ripped each other's hair out all over the parking lot. - Mmm. - Mmm. - Yeah, I wouldn't expect any less from a Denny's. - No. - I love Denny's. - No, that's like waffle house at 2am. - Yeah, moons over by Hamie. - You never know. - I love Denny's. - Denny's you soon. - You know what I used to love? Blueberry Hill. I don't know if you guys ever had those. Oh my god, it's like a mixture of eye hop and Denny's but it's in Vegas and it's Blueberry Hill. - Yeah. - So good. - The biscuits and grubby. - Do you get your tap blackberry diner? - Blackberry diner? - Yeah. - I love blackberry diner's walkers. - Yeah. - Yeah, we had those in Vegas. - I worked at a liquor store, gas station, Delhi combined. One night, the store is empty and a woman came in to just use the restroom, totally fine. But 20 minutes goes by and my coworker says, hey, she hasn't come out of there yet. Five more minutes go by and she does emerge from the bathroom. But she's walking out of the store smelling her hands like just double fifties to the face and deep whiffing those bad boys and loving it. My heart dropped, that bitch went in and closed the toilet lid and sat on the upper deck, not open as well and blasted diarrhea down the whole toilet. It looked like she clawed through her shit and then flung it into the sink and didn't wash her hands. Then she flushed her flag-sized undies down the toilet and broke the pipes. I drew a fucking picture of her and hung it up that said, wanted the cereal pooper. I'm just wondering what goes through people's minds before they do weird shit. 'Cause I know that when I do premeditated stuff, I think I can edit it as well, I think it out. I really think it out. So this woman, you don't just do that on a whim. How do you know to even lift a fucking toilet seat like that and shit in the back? - No, it was closed. - She shit on the wall. - Shit on the toilet. - Oh, I thought she took the thing off the top. - You need to sit down there and shit down it. - It's made it even worse. - Yeah, like I thought she had some genius. - You can't be sober. - Yeah, there's no. - You can be sober, no. - For sure, cannot be sober. - I would love to see the picture he drew. - I would like to see the picture too. - You remind me to remember when they drew that leprechaun. It's a great bug. - It's such a great meme. - God, I love that. - That's how I felt during the colonoscopy the other day though. - How was it? - Yeah, you guys, me and I went and got colonoscopies on Friday. I have to just tell you, I have showed everybody. I have a video of it. If you guys want to see it, I'll show you, but I have really the prettiest butthole ever. Like, on the inside. On the outside might be questionable. On the inside. (laughing) - On the inside. - Oh my God. - It is so pretty. - It looks like it's like a little rose and it's just perfect and like the color and just clean. - My kids found mine and said, the fuck is that? (laughing) That was my insights. - Oh, yeah, but man, I had fun. I love getting put to sleep. It's my new thing. I used to be so scared of anesthesia and now I'm like, give it to me. - That was nice. I'm such a good rest. - Yeah, I actually, that was the first time I've ever felt rested from anesthesia. - Yeah, you were good. - Yeah. - We did it as a family guys. There was four of us that rolled in there. Deep. - Yeah. - It was really deep. - Yeah. - We got proofs just. - Everything's good though. Everything's good, we're all good, so. - Yep. - Yeah. - You guys got to get your colonoscopies. There's going to start moving the colonoscopies up to 40 years old, so. - It used to be 45, now you got to go in your 40. - Well, it hasn't changed yet, but they're going to move it up. - Yeah. - But it's because so many young people are getting colon cancer, so. - I was about to say, what's the earliest you could go to? - Well, it's complications. So if you have like pre-cancerous cells or if you're like having blood or any of those signs, you need to go get a colonoscopies. - 100%. - Yeah. - My signs came early on. I ignored them until I was pregnant with cash, and they were like, this is really serious. You should really take care of this. And so then I went through with it, 'cause I was like, oh, I have a reason to live, my kids, and shit, so I went and got it done, and that's when they found it. Yeah. So you can go as early as, how was it? - If you're having symptoms, go get a colonoscopy. There are breeze, there are your in and in an hour. - And you know what, the prep wasn't that bad. - It was not, it was not bad. - The first prep I did was horrific. This prep-- - Mine didn't work. - You didn't do the full prep. - That's no, but that stuff doesn't work on me either. - I took full relaxatives. - Yeah, but I also drink an entire container of Miralax. - Well, I did buy a thing of magnesium glycinate. - Cytrate. - Cytrate. - Was it cytrate? - I don't know what I bought, but I was scared. 'Cause I was like, oh, you should. I was watching TikToks and someone was like, "You're gonna need at least two to three days." I said, "Two to three business days." And only doing this for them. 'Cause the first, Mo and I took it one day just for fun. We filmed it, I think we made a TikTok. The first day didn't even bother me and I didn't think it was the second day. Did you lose weight though? - I mean, you never really lose weight when you lose weight for that next day and then it comes back like waterway. So it's-- - All right, so it's not anymore. - No, you never want to laxative. The laxative diet does not work. - No. - You can fuck up your electrolyte. You get electrolyte imbalances and then you gain back double the water. So it's not even worth it. - Waited myself morning of completely empty and it was a pound heavier. - Oh, it's cool. - Yeah. - This one says that they worked at a veterinary's office and she would have a coworker who would refuse to work loves when they would express dogs in Oklahomaans. - Oh, come on. Even that made Cha-ching uncomfortable. Like, he's getting-- - What's he doing? - Cha-chi said I'm not getting the fuck out of her. - He went into that at all, dude. That's disgusting. - This is why you don't shake people's hands. - No. - This is exactly why I will never shake people's hands. - There was multiple of those. I even got one where people were trimming their toenails in their office and then going into the break room and touching stuff and then they said they did catch one guy jacking off in his office and later that day was cutting cake for people and serving it. - Hold on. Hold on. - They caught this man jerking off in his office and let him stay there long enough to cut cake for somebody else. - I got so many DMs of people who found their co-workers jacking off in their offices. - Okay, but does nobody get reprimanded or is it just as fucking bad for all now? - Yeah. I mean, why aren't we doing it in the bathroom? - In the bathroom. You really got a road one out? Go to the bathroom. - It might be a little office fetish, you know? - It could be. - Yeah. - You know, it definitely could be. But my thing is, is do people not get fired for that? - I'm guessing. - Back in my day. - If you fucking off in your office, you're going to get fucking fired. - I'm wondering if it's like a, they're just not snitching on their co-worker. They did to you. I'm not firing them. - I don't, I don't know if I believe that. - I don't know. - It might've been the person who was jacking off that wrote that in. - Ooh. - And if I was like, yeah, and then I was cutting cake later. Like, you know, just some weird fucking fetish, too. - Touching the end of the cake. - I never see the one of them opening onto the plate. - All right. I work in a pretty safe, affluent town. And my co-worker let a homeless man use our bathroom after we closed. He proceeded to be in there for 30 minutes and blew up the bathroom as much as you can possibly blow up a bathroom. Like, sprayed shit on the walls. Had to, we had to scream at him to get out as he walked out and tried sitting in a booth. My co-worker and I had to stuff tissues up our noses and wear garbage bags, aprons and long rubber gloves. The most disgusting thing I've ever seen or had to clean up felt dirty for two days after that. I also went to wipe a booth seat one time and wiped up what I thought was chocolate. - Ha! - Thought of with, it was not chocolate. - Take your couch. - Okay. - That's crazy. - Listen, you couldn't fucking pay me enough. - No. - If somebody sent me in to clean up a bathroom like that, absolutely the fire me. - I'm walking out. Fire me. - No, brother. - I'm not doing that. - What if you breathe it in and like, and I can't do it, dude. Really little, rather drag my labia across asphalt than do that. - I'd rather light my labia on fire. Okay, there's no fucking way. I'd rather nail it to a wall. - Please. - I'm not doing, I am not cleaning up anybody shit. I, we had to use a porta-potty when we went horseback riding and it was, - That was, you guys are not a porta-potty. - That was a full on bathroom. - It was a fucking porta-potty. - That was a portable bathroom that just happened to look like a real bathroom. I hovered, I literally-- - I hovered on the street. - Just stood over it and peed because I was not about to put my ass on there. - No, there's no way. It was definitely a porta-potty. - No, that was a portable building that they placed right there. - I don't know what anybody says. - The stench and porta-potty is just, you'll never forget that. - Bro, Dustin was telling me the other day 'cause he was mowing the lawn and I was like, man, you're covered in shit. He's like, talk about covered in shit. He was like, we used to work, 'cause he works for like septic and water and stuff like that. And they used to have to get down into septic, like chest deep. - Yeah. - I don't know how Amy would suck them off after that. - How do you, like, I know that you're like, chest deep. - How do you not fucking puke? - That's what I'm saying. - I can't, I have such a sensitive stomach. There's no fucking way. - The thought of it makes me gag. I worked at a hotel a years ago. We had jacuzzi sweets with the typical jacuzzi tub in the room. After a couple checked out, the entire tub was coated in a brown film. We have no idea if they had added something to the water if it was biological. The room had to be put out of order for a few days for cleaning. - God, could you imagine those jets? - Hmm. - Imagine what's inside. If that was running. - I would remember. - What do we have? - We have jacuzzi sweets. - Yeah, well, they have those in Vegas. I have a lot of those. I will never, never, never, never, never, never. There's no, I already can't take baths because if I sit in the water too long, my legs start itching only at my ankles though. It's the, it's just so bad. And like, I don't know what it is. - I've seen this before. - It's a condition that people have that if you sit in baths, your ankles are part part of your skin starts itching. Oh my God, it's horrific. - Does that happen here the other day? We were washing out her hair and you had to take a bath 'cause I had an anxiety attack or something like that. When she got out, her ankles were literally, it looked like she had the bites around her ankle. - And it stings like, it's like, it's the craziest thing. I don't know if anybody else has ever had that, but I can't take baths because of it. - I take baths all the time. I love baths. - I love a good bath. - I mean, I do too. But I can't, my ankles should ever take a bath. I wouldn't though. - Yeah, no, it's terrible. - No, it's terrible. - It's done that to me since I was a kid though, like I've always had it. It's almost like my skin gets too hot, it just reacts. I don't know, it's weird. - It's crazy. - Yeah. All right, this one is about toenail clippings, like you were talking about earlier. I had a man in his mid-70s, dining alone. He clips his toenails at the table. He left the clippings and a pile on the table. Second worst was when the town drunk had his not prescribed to him pills hit at the same time as his second beer. He regurgitated his beer into his glass without realizing and kept drinking. Then proceeded to shit puke all over the bathroom. He was immediately banned. I'm crying. Bro, anybody cussed their toenails, I fucking hate that. I mean, cut 'em at home, of course, but in a public place, an old man, toenails man, those are bad. - What was it tough? - What makes you think? You know what? It's a good time right now to cut my toenails. - So I have a story. I was doing cocktails, and we'll have to block out the performer's name because I don't want to get sued. This is a real story though. I was doing cocktails at, this is when I was a cocktail which was at the Hilton and was performing there. She had like a residence there. This was back in the day. I mean, it had been like 20-something years old, and I went to go wait on her. And this bitch had her feet up on, I'm talking barefoot, up on the table that she was sitting at in this restaurant just digging in her toenails, cleaning out underneath her toenails, dude. It was the grossest shit I had ever seen in my life. So she cleaned him out with, it just looked like a little like Q-tip type thing underneath her toenails. - Absolutely not. - No, it was, and people were around her eating, and yeah, it was bad. - Ew. - And I just wanted to think it's the human. - I remember just thinking to myself, like, who does this? It was just, and she was so rude. I was waiting on her. She was so fucking rude. Yeah. It was bad. - Yeah, it was bad. - It was bad. - It was bad. It was bad. - You know, old lady feet, it was bad, but she was old. I mean, she wasn't young. She's got to be like, fuck, how old is she now? Let's see. I don't even know if she's still alive. - That's disgusting. I don't, I'm touching feet in public as one thing, you know. - I don't even know what song she sings. - Ew. - I just remember she thought she was so cool. Yeah, she's 67 now, so she probably had to have been 40, 40-ish. - Just digging underneath her toenails. What songs does she sing? - I thought she was going to say with like a fork or something. - Yeah, that's what I wanted to say. - Never heard of any of the songs she's ever sang. So, yeah. Anyways. - I got to work when I just remembered. - Let's go, buddy. - Give it to me. - All right. - Give it to me, baby. - I used to work at a pizza spot, not too long ago, actually. It was when I moved here. I was in college, worked at a pizza spot. I was waiting on this couple and they ordered like a pepperoni pizza, some wings. Pretty standard. They look like a normal couple. Go back, come back out. And it wasn't even me who noticed that I think another coworker noticed, "Hey, who has table?" So and so on. I'm like, "Me." They're like, "I think she's getting fingered." And I'm like, "Excuse me." - At the dinner table? - Yeah. - Yeah. And like in a booth where it's like in the corner, open concept, by the way. There's no corners in this restaurant. You could see everything. And it was like a Wednesday. right? I go out there and like I see the man and the girl like this and I see him like this like kind of covering but his hands down there. Tell the manager and he flips. He's like ew what he's like a gay guy. He's pretty awesome. BFF but yeah he went out there and said excuse me you can't do that here and just started spraying like disinfectant on them. On them? Yeah. Not even the grossest part. I didn't see them get up to wash her like wash any hands. So they probably went to the salad bar. They went to they went like pizza hands in on your couch. Yeah. So I'm good. I'm not into that. You need to wash your hands and fucking get up. This one wants to get it in public. That's crazy. Yeah. Talk about it. Let's talk about it. Haley. Haley. We can't. We can't. My bad. I'm so sorry. Listen dude. I'm all I'm down for some freaky shit but doing that at a freaking restaurant was awesome. I like. Yeah. Yeah. That one's off limits. No. I don't believe it because then like what if you touch salt in the pepper. But what if there's kids there? Like I don't that's usually catch a charge for that. That's not worth. That's fucking weird. There's a thin line between hot and weird. If someone did that in front of my kids I would fight them. Yeah. No. That's fucked. Apps of fucking loot later. Like I'm so quick to be really protective of my children and if they were ever to do some fuck shit in public. I'm sure. Because I will whoop your ass. Yeah. I remember the whole the whole OF era where girls were doing like and probably shit and blood like there was a concert not too long ago where we watched that girl jack him off. What? What? What? You the only one there? Were you the one jacking him off? What's happening? Mimi? You and Jason. We were side stage and we look and we were standing on side stage and those years ago and one of the security guards was like yo she's jacking him off and we were like no the fuck she's not and we turn around we were like she's right there just go away. Who does that to that kind of music? I'm just saying that was not a concert. I felt like deserved that kind of energy. Yeah. Nothing's like saying about that. No. I wouldn't even I wouldn't even be turned on at all. I don't know. I think there's a time and a place to be sexual outside but not in public. Not like I mean no. No, no like with people I'm standing next to her you know like we're going to a kid right in front of them. Right right right that but I feel like you know it's just you guys have to like it's I get like the rush of like getting caught like that's what some people are addicted to but at the same time it's like at what cost? Where do you hear me? public but no that's I'm my anxiety is too high. I would start thinking about like everything. Are you the are you the type of person who only sleeps and who only has sex in the bedroom? Yeah I think so yeah actually I am. Wow. Yeah I mean about you know hotel room will you know catch some aggression from me but like you know it's not like the headboard never saw it coming. I think it's more of like a a female desire because like there's something that itches that itch for a guy I'm I think at least for me I'm too scared because if I was going to say I haven't met a man who did not there I know somebody else who's just like you who only likes to have sex in the bedroom and yeah it's scary. Well it's like I just think about all of it I'm like what a big picture what if a cop you're over thinking it I'm going to jail you're over thinking it like my dicks out even in a car you won't have sex in a car yeah what about a car's good cars yeah yeah I'll do you need to be covered in the Subaru you need to be covered you don't want the cheeks outside I don't think I've done it in the Subaru yet me and Brooke got a that is utility that is you to car that needs to happen so load of the ground SUV don't think you're in the Subaru tonight I'm going to park in the driveway I'm gonna have to tent the windows for a bigger than the Subaru yeah water bottle what the fuck in a fish bowl yeah yeah who's getting banged in the Subaru the Subaru's rocking don't come knocking don't come knocking baby all right and on that note go bang your wife in the Subaru tonight or husband or significant other girlfriend boyfriend whatever anyways see you guys next week bye