The episode blends financial wellness, entertainment, and personal storytelling. It promotes Chime as a fee-free banking alternative with features like cash back and overdraft protection, appealing to users tired of high banking fees. The hosts clarify that their Nashville home is a temporary vacation spot, not a permanent move, reaffirming their commitment to their pets and lifestyle. A major portion of the show features humorous, real-life vacation stories—such as drinking too much champagne in Alaska, pooping in a golf hole, or having a passionate shower encounter in Mexico—highlighting the unpredictable and often embarrassing side of travel. These anecdotes are shared with humor and vulnerability, reinforcing the show’s theme of authenticity. The episode also promotes Shopify as an easy entry point for launching an online store, with tips for avoiding last-minute stress. Throughout, the tone remains light and relatable, combining financial advice, personal anecdotes, and internet culture to create an engaging, conversational experience. The segment on vacation stories in particular showcases how shared experiences can spark connection, laughter, and deeper understanding among listeners.
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Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chimed.com/disclosures for details. Hello friends, welcome to another Ask Tell Comfess. The way you chomp is wild. I know. It's so loud. It's like my teeth are wooden. You would think I had like a wooden tooth, right? That's crazy. Speaking of wooden way, have you guys seen the trailer for the new movie Wicker? No, you haven't. It's like Wicker. I have that fucking hate Wicker furniture. It pisses me off. Well, not furniture. It's this lady that like wants a man so bad and she has a guy like create her a man from Wicker. In the UK trailer, they literally show his dick. I thought, like, it's not bad. Everyone's like, bring it up. Bring it up. I want to see the trailer. Dude, I can't fucking stand Wicker furniture. The comments are crazy. Everyone's like, I mean, do I find this on YouTube or? Yeah. Yeah. They got the dong on the tube. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. On a trailer only now. UK. But the comments on this are wild. Is the dong big? What's the comments? It's clearly. It's a little popular. It's not bad. It's from far away. You can see it, but of course everyone. The busher, no bus. Is it a circumcised? No bus. Is it a circumcised? Is it a circumcised? Do we have an anator? Is it an anator? But you can like, there's this one part where he's laying down and you hear like, you hear it like stretching whatever and everyone's like, you know what that is, right? Getting a boner. Yeah. Oh, my God. I fucking hate Wicker. It pisses me off. I had to grow up with Wicker furniture. I love a good one. I like Wicker. You would. Not the ads. Is this it? Yep. That's her friend. Oh, it's definitely not washed. I love him. Oh, it's our guy. Yeah. Is it his dong? Oh, no. Oh. He creates him. I was kind of looking forward to it if it was us. Definitely an original movie. God, looking at it pisses me off. I don't like this. It's the part. Okay, it might be right here. There. Oh. Yep. Listen. Okay. Turn it off. Okay. Okay. Oh, hey. Not her bang in the Wicker weener, dude. Yeah. Are you kidding? What the fuck? And if we get flagged, if we cuss on YouTube, like go back hell. Right, bro. All right. Imagine getting like one of the, you know, sometimes Wicker breaks. It's probably going to be a fucking, imagine getting a splinter. I know. I just got a visual, like a delayed visual, dude. And this is probably going to be a fucking box office. Yeah. Oh, for sure, bro. Yeah. Fucking only Haley would know about this shit. This is your FYP. This is my FWIP. This is your FWIP for sure. This is my FWIP. All right. Well, we are back. We are recovering. We have been in Nashville just chilling. And you know, we got to clear something up. Yeah. Let's clear some hair up, guys. We got to clear something up. Because the internet isn't an uproar. Because they think that I'm leaving Crunchy and Smoor. Oh, dear. I would never. I have spent every day with Crunchy and Smoor since I've been home. Crunchy is so spoiled now that he literally tried to attack me yesterday because he didn't want me to leave. But I need you guys to understand something. The Kali home is a vacation home. Yeah. We're not moving. If I need to do a fucking podcast run out there, we have it. But Nashville will always be home. This is my piece. This is like where I come to Zen out and just heal. And yeah, I could never, ever, ever leave my animals, ever. I saw some girl made a video the other day and she's like, what about Crunch? Like, dude, when I'm gone, they love our new farmhand wit so much that they Smoor goes up to him and like Smoor goes with him. Smoor will not even Smoor go with me. Like they have their wheel taken care of. And do you guys know how many people have animals that travel? Like, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna bring them on the plane. Stop putting so much pressure on your girl. I'm just trying to live my life. Yeah, but like, you know, you guys just let your girl fucking live a little. Yeah, you're, you know, just having fun right now. So this is your fun vacation home when the weather gets. Because honestly, you guys, it's rained every day. This entire summer in Nashville. And when it snows out here, like I like a break from the snow. I would like to go for fucking sunshine in the middle of December when my depression hits, you know. I've just always wanted a West Coast house. And you have so many friends out there too. It's nice to be able to just go and get a break. So many friends. But till it's a baby. Yeah. And she said no, no. All right. So anyways, yeah, I'm glad we cleared that up guys. No, um, no moving. No leaving. No leaving the crunchy and no leaving the smorkel. Nova and Dawn. You've also worked so hard on your new home. I don't think people realize this has been like a long journey. This will always be home. But actually that's like where our heart is. That house is customized to me. And it's still being fucking decorated. And I'm living in a construction zone right now. Everyday. It's good. I'm getting through it. Yeah. Fucking just this year has been interesting to say the least. But I've learned so much about myself this year. I am so fucking patient now. Like you really are. You like sometimes you have to check my pulse because I'm so relaxed about things. You're kicked back about everything. Nothing gets you in a tizzy. Patience has been a virtue for me this year. And I kind of dig it. Yeah. I'm just like whatever. Go with the flow. And everything always works out. Everything always works out. I've learned that when you don't chase you attract and it is so real. That's so true. It's so real. Like there's nothing in the world that you can't have as long as you don't chase it. When you chase it, you're kind of like gripping it with like closed fizz. But when you just hold shit like this. It just like flies into your hand like little butterflies. Little butterflies. Oh, I was on the back half of the property the other day. And there was three little butterflies. And it was a black and blue one and two blonde. Yeah. Literally. She's in a picture of your house. Yeah. She's literally three of us together. And they were just all flying around each other. No, you don't ever capture a butterfly. We can make a little house for them. No. They have to be free. Maybe we're free butterflies ourselves. What would we do? How do we act when we get captured? Yeah, we're happens when you're a kid. You did lock down. Yeah. How do we do? Hi. I'm Dr. Mary Claire Haver, board certified OBGYN and Menopause Specialist. My podcast, Unpost, is the place for bold, unfiltered conversations about what it really takes for women to thrive in the second half of life. Every week, I sit down with medical experts and leading voices to talk about the health issues that matter most. Because Unpost isn't just about the years you live, but how well you live them. Listen and follow Unpost with me, Dr. Mary Claire Haver, wherever you get your podcasts. I know. But we can have pets out in nature. We should grow butterflies. Can we grow butterflies when we get back? That would be awesome. Olivia, did that one year? It was so much fun. They're all monarchs. Yes. Let them off in the backyard and he hung around for two days and then took off. Oh. It was just so beautiful. Mortaring the kit. Okay. Let's do it. What's the fucking barn going to be built? Is what I want to know. Yeah. The permitting is. Need horses ASAP. Let's go. Let's go. I can't wait. I cannot wait for the horses to be in the backyard. But we did get a new home for our chickens and they're living their best little life right now. Did you see her post them? No. Yeah. They're living their best little life out at Marissa's house right now. Is she the one that took the pigs to? No. Oh, no. No, no. Marissa's, uh, what's. Charlie's. Oh, these are some writers. Yeah. They ended up taking them and they, she keeps sending me like screenshots from their farm group chat and they're like, we named this one. Um, Sally. Ally Jessie Raphael. Yeah. That's one of the chickens' names. I love that. That is so fucking funny. She goes, this one's so friendly. I was like, I know. It's a sweet little baby. Yeah. They're in good hands. They literally are. I'm so excited. We're not bringing them. Fucking hate them. That was a one stipulation when they, I was like, listen, man, if we're gonna cohabitate together, you can't be the crazy bird lady. I was like, I cannot fucking handle bird shit everywhere. 4.30 this morning. Jimmy C started. It was rough. Yeah. No. Are you not getting rid of the roosters? We are. They're going to different families. We had so many roosters. They couldn't all go to one farm because they already had roosters. So like, these roosters are going to them.
and these roosters are going to them, yeah. - All right. - Can I bring my turkey? - Just one fucking turkey on the property of that. - He's in the back. - Is it gonna be lonely though? Like, I ain't gonna be lonely, long. - I know, it is lonely now. Um, maybe I just put it in the back. - I feel like we need a girlfriend for him or something, dude. - I don't know, he's attached to people. He's not attached to other birds 'cause he's been alone after we lost Roseanne. So he just kinda hangs out. - All right, yeah. - He loves cows, he loves donkeys. - I'm down for a tour. - Loan tour. - Yeah, I'm gonna have to figure it out. Honey, you try to mount someone the other day. - What? - She's a girl though. - Yeah, and she's little. - She's tiny, she's a lomp-donkey. - It's literally you, you're Ms. Honey. - Look at how big you are. - That's crazy, that's a learned behavior. - I don't know. - No idea where it came from. - Where'd she learn that from? - No, no, no. - Yeah, you guys fucking in the woods and shit. - I got neighbors, I can't. - Oh, you just fucking our woods. - There's no neighbor's back there. - Did he come on a tree? - Came in me. - Wowza. - Are we trying for another baby? - Fuck no, that factory is shut down, girl. - No, my baby fever's gonna come out with you. - Oh fuck, my little nugget. - Oh my goodness. All right, so let's talk about what did we pick today for the subject? 'Cause we have been, you guys listen, I don't know if it's like, ask how confess is just picking up or whatever on YouTube, but so many people have sent in stories and it's crazy. We might have to do a part two 'cause there's so many of them, but we were talking about vacation homes 'cause we're so excited about our vacation home in L.A., and we figured we wanna hear your craziest vacations. - Craziest vacation? I got worst vacations, so. - Oh, I love it, I can't wait. I got some pretty gnarly vacation stories. - I think any of mine were good. - I mean, who wants to hear about a good vacation? - Yeah. - Your body, I don't. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Execlation. - Like, who cares if you had a good fucking vacation? - Get off. - I want to kick this, you kick it off. - Oh, fuck, put me on the spot right there. All right, hold on. To me. Let me get my bath vocals. - Hold on, let me get my bath vocals on. Paige Van Zant, the fighter. I love her to death, fucking so hot. You guys go check out her only fans. She's fucking amazing. She wrote in and she said, went to Alaska on Christmas Eve, drank too much champagne in the hot tub, woke up alone on the couch with a broken foot and shit on the table. Not sure who's, but I was alone downstairs. So went the rest of the trip and Alaska on crutches in the snow eight shit like 10 times. I waited about six months before I told my family about the table shit. I spent all day Christmas day in the ER getting a cast put on. - Bro, what? - Why do people shit on things when they get drunk? I've never done that. - Me either. - I wish I could have been black out. - Bro, I wish I could have shit that easy. I have to like concentrate, you know, and like wiggle around to get stuff out. There's probably get that checked. I just did when we didn't have the most beautiful butthole ever. - You look great. - Yeah, on the inside my butthole is great. Yeah, so shout out Paige. Everybody's shitting when they're fucking drunk. I just don't, I don't get it, dude. - Was it the coffee table, do you think? Or were like that? - She said a pool table, right? She said on the pool table. - If it's a pool, you can't scrub that out. That's going to be the very second. - That is in the fabric. - But here's the thing, this is going to be so graphic but you can't poop without peeing. - Oh, it's wet. - Do you think if it was a pool table, do you think she did it? Try to get it in the hole? - That's a really hard. (laughing) - Yeah, I just thought of this. - Believe it or not. - Believe this name, Jason. (beep) Said when we accidentally left him. (beep) He pooped in the hole of one of the golf courses on the way back because he had a shit so bad he was such a long walk. (laughing) (laughing) (clapping) - I didn't know that. - I didn't know that. - I didn't tell them that earlier. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - He did it. - This is my strip. - That's crazy. - Just told me this. - I didn't know. - I didn't know. - I'm fucking saying something to him when I see him. - That is so cool. - He's asking about pooping. - Hold on, how do you. Those holes are small. - Yeah, how do you be really good at him? - Bro, he hovered. - He stopped. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - He even hovered. - He's funny. - He hovered. - Dude, do you think he was holding onto the pole? - Stop. - You have to take the pole out. - You gotta take the pole out. - I think, to go in. - And that's like what he used as a crutch? - Okay, but he holds on. Think about the person who hits a ball in one of those (laughing) - Just sticks. - You gotta reach for the ball and there's literally just a log right there. - I wasn't that long ago either. - And he eats pretty healthy. So there's definitely corn or broccoli in there too. - Yeah. - He took us a nice color. - Yeah, I got some weight. - Oh my God, dude. - He told me and Jason the story, so I know it's true. - That's fucking funny. - Yeah, that is so fucking funny, dude. - Please put me in a plurma. - I love that people get so comfortable with us that they just divulge information. - I love it. I love to get people very vulnerable and let them just tell me the wildest shit is made. - And then air it out. - And then air it out, yeah. (laughing) - We don't even blackmail people because we don't care to blackmail them. We just want the information to share with all of you guys at home. - Oh, 100%. Someone the other day was like, I can't tell you that piece of information because I feel like you, Haley and Bunny, we'll talk about it on the podcast. - Yeah, I literally never knew. - And I was like, go ahead and tell them. - Already texted us in the group chat. - Guys, we got info. - Don't ever come to us and tell one of us to keep a secret 'cause of the whole fucking cover nose. - Yeah. - There's no way. - It is in the group chat immediately. - Absolutely. - We share all photos, we share. - Yeah. - All men are scared. - The blackmail each other with the photos last night. - Oh no, we don't blackmail it. Oh, that. (laughing) - She's about to say no. - We make it each other's contact fucking pictures. - So long. - Let me share this voice note from Bunny last night. - Oh, fuck. - Because I never heard you laugh this fucking hard, bro. - We were crying. - This was my favorite. Let me just tell you, I blackmailed her and I ended up with. (laughing) - I fucking hate you. - Dude, I said something about. - Yeah, she sent me this cute, right from that. - Oh, he's so hot. - He sent that. - I was like, yeah, I was like, no, be sweet to him. - Oh, like from other. - And then she was like, yes. - So I sent another. - Yeah, I was like, no, be sweet to him. And she was like, boom, just fucking poked my eye out. I was like, bro, it was so fucking funny. - Also like my kids are like in the bed and I'm like holding my phone like this. (laughing) - You're gonna text you. - So all I know is, I got a video this week that is, she said, I fell out of my bed. - I mean, okay, it was one of those videos where you literally press play. - Don't know what to expect. And then it happens and you're just like, like it literally tickles away though. - Breath away, like it was. - How do you look away from that? - Yeah, I didn't, I didn't look away. I measured every inch with my eyeballs. Okay, it was, yeah. - The tremble in your voice right now. - Bro, I'm scared. Like that. - I did show Jaime. - Yeah, it's like all the dish network remote. Not like the new ones where they're like, - That's crazy. (laughing) - That's crazy. - Bro, I don't even know what I did. I don't know, I don't know. - When (beep) - All at yesterday? - Oh God. - She's a (beep) - Yeah, you showed me (beep) - Oh yeah, I have a wrap. - What did she say? - Just believe her name. I have her cracking up all the fucking time, dude. She is literally like, it's the funniest thing I've never been. - She said, I've never been blessed with one of those. One of those has never found me. I was like me, there's sister until like a two years ago. - That was so funny. - No, it was crazy. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, so anyways, you got a story for us? - Yeah. - Yeah. - We're all hot and bothered over here. - Yeah, I know, it's a little, why is it so hot and hearing? - I'm glad I watched Twitter. I'm glad I watched Twitter. - Ah. - Yeah, we ruined everyone's algorithm with that. - Yeah. - This one's short and sweet and said, this person got married in Turkey randomly and I don't even know where my marriage certificate is. I need more information on this. How do you just go to Turkey and marry someone? - And also, is that illegal? - Don't you have to go through like customs and get a green card and all that shit? - Yeah, I would like to know about that. - Yeah, I need to know too. - I don't believe that. - I feel like there was a lot of planning that went into that. - Imagine getting married. You know, wasn't there like a movie about that where they get like married on a vacation? - There's a couple, there's what happens in Vegas with Ash and Couture and Cameron Diaz. Then there's. - That's like that guy turning in all of him. - Is what happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz or with Brittany Murphy? - Yeah, I thought it was Brittany Murphy. - It was Brittany Murphy 'cause I met them whenever they were on doing the tour for that movie. - That is. - This is insane. - Pretty sure. Do you take them as selfie in the middle of the. - Yeah, in the middle of the podcast. - No, she'll be in a whole photo shoot. - Listen, I'm busy guys. I got a whole other life to worry about it. - You clearly do. - Crazy. - Yeah, no. - I think it's the ones that make me work all the time. - Let's put these selfies in the podcast.
Jason, okay, so I want you as it's happening, the laughs, the selfies onto the screen. - That's amazing. - At a random sound effect that you just wanted to. Yeah, that would be great. Just a little montage. Like, caching, caching, caching. - Do you guys like when corn dogs are crispy or soft? - Crispy. You can't have a fucking sock of corn dog. - Who has a fucking sock of corn dog? - Half soggy dog. - I feel like Haley would like that. - You like soft? - They're good. - I do like when they're a little crispy and not too hard. - I like that. - Sonics are great. - Show me how you eat the, the butt nugget of the corn dog off the stick. - I try to see how far you can get the stick. - The butt nugget? - Like, you know the little hard part at the end of a corn dog? - Oh. - How do you get, I show me how you eat it. - I bring it up. - I bring it up on the stick. - That's exactly what I would assume. - Like a little chima. - Just shaving your teeth on that wooden stick. - Oh. - Okay, I love that. - That hits my stimulation so hard. I don't like. - Oh yeah. - That wooden stick. - Imagine running your teeth over that. - I don't know. - Bro, I'll fuck a barf. I hate that too whenever you do popsicles. - Popsicles. - Popsicles. (laughing) - Bitch. You all right today? (laughing) - No. - I just made my insides hurt. - Damn, between you and Matt, I can't handle it. You guys are gonna make me fucking puke. - I don't like that. - I had to send him a cute little selfie. It's cute, right? - I'm blind. - I can't see. - I like it. - How are you good? (sighs) - Listen, they should have never let me in the streets. I fucking love it here. - Mm-hmm. - I love it. - Love it. - Welcome. - I'm trying to catch up with her. - You've been trying to get me in the streets forever, sister. And now we had so much fun together and fucking Callie, dude. - Bro. - Girl. - I'm still recovering. - Ooh. - I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to go. - Okay, nothing terrible. But when my dad and I were in the Bahamas, he was in the shower and I was in the other room and I heard him have a massive orgasm. - Oh, he, hold on. He doesn't know I heard it, but it was pretty scary. - That's fucking disgusting. - First off, why? - Secondly, why? - It's the fact that it started off with nothing terrible, but that's really terrible. - Why? - Was he whacking off or was he fucking somebody? - If he's in the shower, he's probably alone. - Why are you coming out loud in the shower by yourself? - Ooh. - Keep going. - Why are you doing that? - I probably thought he was alone. She probably came back to like, get a sandwich. - Simply pass away. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I can never look at my dad again. - No, I would call you out on it. - What the fuck are you doing in there and why are you doing it with me? - I don't know how to talk to him. - Stop. - I'm not just breaking up on the wall, just pissed off. You better fucking knock it off. - What the fuck are you doing? - Like this voice, I like that voice. I mean, so fucking, that's cool. - Dude, that's a line that you don't cross. - No, no one wants to hear. - Why are you doing it? - They're fucking dad doing weird shit. - Ew. - Triggering. - Ew. - Read my book. (laughing) - Read my book and you'll understand why. - God, Jaime, you got one? - I do actually. - Everyone really liked you on camera, Jaime. - Yeah, they did. - Yeah, they loved you. - You got good one liners. - Thanks. - I don't know if I'm still high from last night. - You could. - What did I do today? - You guys smile for a picture. - You do the same thing. - I did middle finger. I assumed it was to him. - Which one? (laughing) - Yeah. - I would have done peace sign if it was the other one. - I'm just kidding. - Cute. - Nice. - Well, I thought it was for Facebook. (laughing) - Okay, go ahead, Jaime. - All righty. So, gave my man, sorry, gave my man head, drunk in the shower in Mexico. - Oh. - Passionate. - You'd read that one? - Yep, go ahead. - Passionate as hell with the water running. That's how she wrote it, running. - Running. - Must have swallowed some water. And the next day had the runs for the rest of the trip. - That's the worst. - Mexico water will fuck you up. See, I've been to Mexico a few times and I never had a problem with the water and I've never had a problem with the ice. But, I literally went out there one time and I had a rash that started right here that went down my chest and it was so itchy. I looked like elephant skin. I had to have a fucking doctor come and give me a shot in Mexico of like a steroid shot to make the swelling go down and disappear. - What? - Did it work? Did it work though? - Oh, like that. - Back to Mexican drugs. - Mexican drugs are where we go. - I was about to say, I learned when we were in Europe. - Meal spray. - I straight up had a fucking fever. I haven't had a fever and God knows how long. A hundred and something degree fever. I mean, my worst fucking fear came about while we were abroad and I have never had antibiotics, Tylenol and whatever else they fucking prescribed me. Literally, it was like within 24 hours. - I was in 24 hours. - Well, we all were sick, but we all were better than next day. - Yeah. - I think mine was a little longer. - For the throat spray and she nasal shot it. - Bro, I forgot about that. - The nasal shot was supposed to go down her throat. She was like, why am I numb? - I said it's burning. - Yeah. - And did the other notes. - No, it was bad. - That was so funny, dude. - I did. - No one's gonna read it. - No, we were all taken shit that wasn't in English. - Yeah. - We were googling. - On French. - Yeah, we were googling parsimidal or something like that was Tylenol and then I needed a Z-pack and they're like, oh, it's a Z-pack and I'm like, I don't know antibiotics. Like I needed something and I had, oh, dude, it was crazy. But yeah, any sort of medication that is outside of the US, top tier. - Yeah, 100%. You can go up to May. - I actually wanted you to get a better street corner. - Yeah. - And get whatever the hell you want. - Yeah. - Viagra. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. I actually went to Tijuana one time. - Here we go. - There we go. - I actually went to Tijuana one time. I was so drunk. I was at this place called Cheyancellun in Las Vegas where they do like, it's a place where like bands go and they just have like battled with the bands and stuff like that. This is back in my Xanax day, so I was quite wild. And we were in the parking lot and I'm like, let's go to fucking Tijuana and see the donkey show. And so I literally bullied my friends. I was like, you fucking bitch. You don't want to go to Tijuana. I like just so fucked up, right? Made my carful of friends drive nine hours to Tijuana, right? Nine fucking hours from Vegas to Tijuana. - It's not even fun on hour three. - Oh. - I woke up sober and hungover in Tijuana and was so mad that they brought me to fucking Tijuana that I made them, I went to the pharmacy, bought a whole bunch of fucking blue volumes and some other pills from there. 'Cause this is like back in the day when you could get like hydrocodone. You can literally go to Mexico, walk into a freaking pharmacy by all the pills you could possibly want and leave. We were there for 30 minutes and I made everybody leave and go home and drive me back home. Terrible. Terrible. - That's the wildest. - What? Terrible. - That's the worst vacation story ever. - Terrible. - Terrible. Terrible human I was. Yes. I mean, I was strung out on fucking pills and how dare you take me to Tijuana? - How dare you bring me to Tijuana after I bullied you to bringing me to fucking Tijuana. You know? - It's crazy. - God, I could never imagine being like that now. I think God, I'm freaking sober. But man, back then, pills were how to hold of me. So you're not completely different human. - It did. I liked the pills after the surgery, we just had a lot. - I couldn't take them. I took them for like the day of because I was in so much pain and then after that, I was just like- - I was just like every single one of 'em. - Ah. - She think I was fucking eating the chill. - Said you're a month out. You're not even a month out. - Yeah. (laughing) - That was fucking funny. - I know. - We went on like a crazy pillbender and then like win and drink 10 days straight with you guys and I came home and I was like, "Oh, that's crazy." Relapse on THC, it's a whole thing. - What? - Yeah, to get a both of those things. - Nice. - Did you see us, we both said? - Yeah, what? - Won't be me. - Yeah. - All right. - Like you haven't fucking eaten an edible or something. - I will never. - Never, never. - When she had her ego death. - That was crazy. - Yeah. - On a plane. - No. Not only did Haley fucking have an ego death, she had to travel and work in between that ego death. And it was like important shit. So we were like landed, had a drive to fucking. - Don't talk. - Don't remember doing your makeup. Don't remember anything. - Oh, dude. - She was literally in the corner of an airplane just like fucking shriveled. - He did it off. She made me never want to fucking try to read again, dude. - Oh yeah, no. It was a good time again. - No, I was really happy last time. - All right guys, we're gonna do a part two because we didn't get to tell too many of you guys's stories. So next week, we will do a lot more vacation stories. Love you guys. See you guys next week. (upbeat music) We use Shopify for our storefront at bunnyxo.com. And one thing I've learned from running an online store is that you definitely don't have to be an e-commerce expert to get started. I think a lot of people get intimidated by the website side of starting a business. But Shopify makes that part so much easier. One of my favorite things is having everything in one place when you're running a business. You already have a million things going on. So the last thing you want is for managing your storefront to be one more thing to stress about. Shopify makes it easy to get your store launched, manage it, and actually focus on selling. They also have pre-built themes and an AI site builder that can help you create a professional looking storefront without having to build a website from scratch. And if a friend asks me about starting a store before the holidays, I tell them, don't wait until Black Friday. Get it launched.
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Chime offers a fee-free banking experience with no overdraft, monthly, or minimum balance fees and provides 5% cash back on chosen categories.
The show highlights Chime’s user-friendly model, emphasizing transparency and financial empowerment through no hidden costs.
A segment discusses the viral trailer for the movie *Wicker*, focusing on its controversial content and the online reaction, including strong viewer reactions and humor.
The hosts clarify that their vacation home in Nashville is a temporary retreat, not a permanent move, and emphasize their deep connection to their pets and animals.
Guests share humorous and candid vacation stories, such as drunk incidents, pooping in golf holes, and marrying in Turkey, illustrating the unpredictability of travel.
A personal story about a father’s shower orgasm and the emotional impact of hearing it is shared, followed by a more lighthearted tale of a passionate shower encounter in Mexico.
The podcast promotes Shopify as a simple, accessible platform for launching an online store, emphasizing ease of use and pre-built tools.
A recurring theme is the value of vulnerability and authenticity, with guests sharing personal, sometimes embarrassing, experiences for audience connection.
Summary:
The episode blends financial wellness, entertainment, and personal storytelling. It promotes Chime as a fee-free banking alternative with features like cash back and overdraft protection, appealing to users tired of high banking fees. The hosts clarify that their Nashville home is a temporary vacation spot, not a permanent move, reaffirming their commitment to their pets and lifestyle.
A major portion of the show features humorous, real-life vacation stories—such as drinking too much champagne in Alaska, pooping in a golf hole, or having a passionate shower encounter in Mexico—highlighting the unpredictable and often embarrassing side of travel. These anecdotes are shared with humor and vulnerability, reinforcing the show’s theme of authenticity. The episode also promotes Shopify as an easy entry point for launching an online store, with tips for avoiding last-minute stress.
Throughout, the tone remains light and relatable, combining financial advice, personal anecdotes, and internet culture to create an engaging, conversational experience. The segment on vacation stories in particular showcases how shared experiences can spark connection, laughter, and deeper understanding among listeners.
FAQs
Chime has no overdraft fees, monthly fees, or minimum balance fees. It also offers 5% cash back on selected spending categories like gas or groceries, and allows free overdrafts up to $200 in emergencies.
Chime is a FinTech company, not a traditional bank. Its banking services are provided by Chime's bank partners.
You can sign up for Chime by visiting chimed.com/bunny. The process takes only a few minutes and requires qualifying direct deposits.
No, Chime does not require a credit check to open an account. You can build credit through everyday spending with no credit check required.
The transcription includes humorous and candid vacation stories, such as drinking in Alaska, pooping in a golf hole, and getting married in Turkey, highlighting real-life mishaps and adventures.
The recommendation promotes Shopify as a user-friendly platform for launching an online store, emphasizing ease of use, pre-built themes, and AI tools that help non-experts create a professional storefront.
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