Ask, Tell, Confess: I Bought a Roll-Royce...Then a House in LA

[MUSIC] And on tonight's news. Breaking news from LA. You guys, hello, France. Hilly. Chill. Chill, bro. I literally didn't. I saw you. Silt your mic towards you. Yeah, there you go. All right. What's up, guys? We're in LA. We just got done doing a podcast. Of course, Mimi has me working on our vacation. But it's okay. We needed a break. We needed some normalcy, right? You know, we did. It feels like home. Yeah. Bro, should we talk about our week that we've been having in LA? We're allowed to. Why the fuck aren't we? We can bleep whatever. Yeah. The whole podcast? The whole BPP. The whole BPP. Okay, so I named my back. I named my back. I didn't mean like that. I meant like, let's talk about we fucking added a new addition to the family. We did. No motherfuckin white baby. It's made every headline in America. Okay. I just need to let you guys know. Your girl came to LA for the past 10 days and I needed a vacation. We have been having a blast. But the car has been in the works for a year. Yeah, this wasn't just this trip. Yeah, so I literally have been planning on buying a Rolls-Royce call-in-in since last year. It was going to be my IVF present to myself because of all the shit I had to go through. And it just so happens that it landed at this time in my life. Okay, it has nothing to do with anything having to do with that part of my life. It literally was a present to myself for getting through the IVF and just kind of like a celebratory gift that I wanted to do. So, would you deserve it? Yeah. So that's why we have her and we named her Snow White. And I just-- Just slush. She is slush. She purrs like a freaking kid. She's smooth. Yeah, it's very, very smooth. Yeah. Like it. Milk was a car. Oh, yeah. Creme. What are they called? Creme. Creme. Creme. Creme. Creme. Creme. Creme. Creme. Yeah, no, it's so good and I'm just so thankful that I am in a position to be able to afford that vehicle, but it has been my dream car. And now I don't ever have to buy any other car. I have an all the cars that I could possibly want. Yeah, they're all so pretty. We've been out here just. What else have we been doing, dude? Just living life. We have been having-- Me and the Generate. Yeah, like I haven't drink this much. It's the same. It's true. Yeah, you remember that time like a couple of weeks ago when I said I would never drink again? Yeah, I remember that. And here we are. And here we would be here. We're going home to Nashville just to get better. Like, we have like-- Yeah, we're all going back home for a week though and then we're back in L.A. because why. Got a house, guys. We bought an L.A. house for you. We got an L.A. compound. L.A. compound. I'm so excited. You guys know it. I've been wanting a West Coast house forever. I had one in Vegas. And it just Vegas, I don't know. This isn't me anymore. So I've been trying to slowly make my way to Cali. And here we are, baby. So we found the dopest little crib. It's not perfect. So yeah. We found the dopest crib out here in a really good part of town. And so we are going to be West Coast and maybe a lot. So we're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're going to look at us. Look at us. Yeah, I'm so happy though. This week's been really awesome. It's just been like-- as much as it's been like us fucking going, going, going. And just like doing everything that we've ever dreamed of, it's still been like a recharge for the soul. Now it's been fun. Our little crew we have too. Like just making like desserts at 2 a.m., being stuff and like trying to cook. Yeah, the cookie saga. The cookie saga was like a 48 hour adventure of trying to figure out how to make cookie bowls. Yeah, you know, at the end guys, it really did work out. Yeah, it really did. It did. It was fun. We had movie nights. It's like, yeah, it's been fun. It was very healing. I had a moment the other day. We were all out on the back porch. And it was like, everyone was laid out in the sun together. And we were looking over LA. And I just like, we were all laughing and having a really good time. I got a little teary out. It's so beautiful. Go be gay. Go be gay. Go be gay. It's just been such a special time. You know, because I feel like I'm living more now in the moment than I ever have. I don't even post half this. I don't post anything. No, no, no, no one knows what we're doing. Nobody knows what we're doing. And I fucking love it here. Quiet on the creek. Quiet. Yeah. I'm just so, it's been, it's been awesome. Yeah, we stayed very quiet, even in our stories. Yeah, like normally we all live in our stories. Yeah, this has been so much. Just like, like, matcha. Selfie. Yeah, five percent of what's like outfit check. That's it. Yeah, it's really cool to, we're not living in our phones. We're living in the moment and I really enjoy it. It's a beautiful, it's been a beautiful time. And I love living like this. And I think that I would not want to spend it with anybody else but you guys. Oh my gosh. She's going to fucking cry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to start with you. Hold on. The theme of today's episode is also inspired by our trip. It is. Oh my gosh. Should we talk about it? All right, so the other night we went to this honky-tonk that's out here in L.A. that we had a fucking blast at. Should we shout him out? What is it called? Well, I don't want people going in. Never mind. Never mind. I went back to our safe space. But we went to this bar that we are going to leave unnamed because we don't want people to take it over and because we'll probably always be there. But it reminded us of home and we had so much fun. It was a blast. And as we were leaving, we passed, Haley went off on a side quest. Her next quest. Her next side quest is she goes to fucking for a grilled cheese at 3 a.m. All right. It's the grilled cheese. It's so hard to believe it. Okay. Okay. It's grilled cheese is so far. Like she has to have a fucking grilled cheese every night. And so we were driving by and it was so funny because Motley Cruz, girls, girls, girls was playing the day before and he talks about the seventh veil in girls, girls, girls. And I looked at somebody. I can't remember who it was. And I was like, a seventh veil even opened still. And the person was like, no, it's been closed down. And I was just like, oh, okay. We literally drive, it's two o'clock in the morning. We drive by seventh veil. And I'm like, seventh veil is open. And I'm like, dude, let's go in there and make it rain on somebody, right? It's nice. Me, me, me. Hi, me. And a couple of other people go into seventh veil and we walk in there. Nobody's in there. Not one fucking person. Nobody, guys. It's just us. But as soon as I walk in, I see this hottie who's this blonde chick and she's so bangin' dude, so pretty. So pretty. So beautiful. And we're sorry, you. Okay. Yeah. So Haley wasn't with us, but just listened to the story. So anyways, the theme of this trip somehow became Frank Sinatra's New York New York. And I won't go any further than that. It's out of the rocks. And so we wanted this girl to dance for two songs and we were gonna bless her with a thousand bucks to just go on stage and dance two songs for us. So I picked Young Dolph Major and then New York New York by Frank Sinatra and this girl gets up there. She dances. And I'm telling you, I have never thought that Frank Sinatra's song could be so sexy. And she was like shaking her ass to New York New York. And it was so hot. It was magical. We were literally just makin' it rain. I almost saw it in slow motion. Yeah. She's upside down on the pole and her ass cheeks are clapping on the pole and we're makin' it rain on top of her to New York New York. And it's just, these dollar bills are just falling so slowly. I know. She's just clicking her heels. Okay. Love a good heel click. I miss her. It was hot. We gotta go back and see her. No. Can we? Please? Cause I was saying. I think her name was Cinnamon. She was so hot. Gorgeous, beautiful. Well anyways, we got home and we told Haley about it cause she was on our side quest. And of course, Haley was upset and Megan was mad that we had gone without her. So the other night we were at home just having like a game night and like eating and just like, I don't know. We had a really good time. Just having a blast. And we, I'm like, dude, let's take Haley to, we're gonna kidnap her and take her to seventh veil. She goes, what? Blindfold Haley. I think somebody else came up with the blindfold. I skip all the sayingy names. Fuck outta me. Yeah. What's happening right now? Yeah. So we all hop in, fuckin' snow white and we had down to seventh veil. Haley has no idea where we're going but we, as we turn in, we park in the back parking lot. We walk up and she's like, I fucking knew it. And of course, security knows us there now so they were all sweet to us. So sweet. Love that. And so we walk in and the girl that wasn't there, that girl that was there the first night wasn't there. But go ahead Haley, take over from here. We picked out another girl who's cute and go to the DJ booth and I gave him two songs which were. Uh, Busson by Money Bag Yo and, uh, what's the other one? Rich, rich, rich. R&B by Dolph. Of course. Because I miss major. Yeah. And yeah, then we sat down and waited for her, um, little awkward at first. Not gonna lie. I didn't know what to do. I just kind of sat there. You look like knowing what to do. Oh man. No, no, no, no. Let's talk about the fact that you, she was on the stage for 2.5 seconds and the blue half the water. I didn't know what else to do. You're panic. Because I was. She goes awkward. Haley, too. There's two songs. I said, hey, do I just sit there? wad. I'll give it my wad. I'm asking everyone is like giving your wad, giving your wad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because like you just know, awkward just sitting there and not just staring at them. Yeah. It's like the, the, the Swig and Berries. Yeah. What do you call a woman's parts? That's me. She had me. What? I thought she was looking at me saying, what do you call a woman's parts? No, what do you call a woman's part? The Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon dude. The little canyon. She was hot though. She was. Yeah. She was so hot. Yeah. She was sweet. She was really nice. Yeah. Yeah, but we did it again. So we made it rain and then we left. We literally go in for two songs. We were all in sweats. I was in Uggs. Yeah. Yeah. Uggs. Yeah. Yeah. We just were slippers. I don't know. LA's just been so fucking magical for us dude. It's been a rebirth and I am thrilled. He goes, should I change my shoes and you have the playboy slippers on? No, I wore my slippers to the red light district and answered. Yeah. And you should at least wear yours. He wouldn't do it. Oh, I'm scared. No, they're a little loose. I don't want to lose one in there. Yeah. I'm walking down the street with one. It's my slipper. I get scared if the bottoms are thin. Yeah, you know, you know, you step on something. I never know. Exactly what you said. You're like, where's my shoes? I'm like, just go as you said, no, I might step on something. I said, I might step on a hypothermic needle. This is LA. You never know. You never know. It's been a while. Amber saw someone shit on the sidewalk. I also saw. I saw a human shit on the sidewalk. Oh, man. Oh, we walked by. I saved her. We walked by. It was us. I wasn't even there the first time. If you would have slipped in someone's human shit in your platforms, I would have lost it. I would have just put me in the coffin right there. No, I'll fucking throw out. I like, there's so much land. Why do you have to pick the sign? There's so much real estate that you could drop a doucin' and you're just fucking trying to shit on a fucking sidewalk. No, we were at rodeo drive the other day and this woman was spread ego. I looked over. She sitting on the steps. Did anyone else see her? Just spread ego on the steps? I did. On the right. On the right. I did. I said, look at that lady. What was I? You got to get all that louder. I mean, yeah, it was there. You were there. She was spreading ego on those steps. Yeah, straight spread. I must have, like, naked? No, she was there. It was like her lunch break. Like, like clam chowder? Yep. Is that what we should call it? Clam chowda. Instead of taking the clam berries? Her little clam chowda was hanging out. Not the chowda. I know a guy. I know a guy. That being said, we're LA hose now, baby. Oh, what? I was just gonna say we're gonna ask you guys about what your favorite stripper story was. Yes. Oh, sorry. I'm excited. Excited. This isn't my set. Turn it down. Is that people over? Yes. So somebody came up with the idea yesterday. Hey, Liam. Yeah. Best or worst strip club story. And you guys, of course, delivered Instagram. You can just DM us. We always ask in our stories what you guys are going to be a part of ask to confess. We just always put ATC in front of it. And hopefully your story went red. We got some good ones. That's because I wait. I may as a stripper sort. He would like to share with everyone. I do. I'll kick us off. Okay. Where was I? Oh, shout out mobile mobile Alabama. Oh, this is a good one. Yep. Was out there. It was after a show. Somebody's idea didn't know who it was. Went out there. And it seemed fun. But I think the girl trying to hit on me may have been her first day. Oh, no. Now what indicates that to me is that I definitely saw a large manager looking dude, like with sprinter her and pointing at me. And she just seemed very shy. She kind of just came up with her arms kind of cross. And she's like, Hey, and I'm like, Hey. And I'm like, what's up? She's like, how are you? Good. And after like two minutes, I think she kind of got weird and then kind of walked away. But I thought it was you. It was. It may have been me. But hey, man, don't you don't get very like stripper. That wasn't giving like, come sit on my lap. Yeah. It wasn't giving like, I'm about to check off my whole fucking car. It's fine on you. Yeah. And I think I gave her the $40 I had. And just was like, here you go. Without her dancing. Yeah. No wonder. It was her first day. Oh, it was your first day. It was one of those where no one was in there. We were the only ones in there. And you can tell she just maybe got off the lunch or I don't know what was going on. She's not like, she's not nice. She just made me would have an awkward out so I get. Yeah, sure. But she's sweet. And yeah, all right. Well, I don't know. This one's a little bit raunchier and it has to do with me. I didn't remember it. I don't know. It's very personal. So I don't know if we're going to air. Okay. But um, so one of my exes wrote in. And they were like, uh, when you fucked me on the floor of OGs literally in the middle of the club, that story will live forever. How, how am I ever supposed to forget that shit? I remember you stood up and might come, went everywhere. You're a monster. And then I said, wait, I go tell me the whole story so I can tell it. So let's hear what it says. Uh, yeah, you probably don't remember. You called me in a club. I came in a club, sat me in the middle of the floor of OGs on the big floor in the middle like smack center at one of those round tables with the two chairs. And you came over and you straddled me and you just like where we were sitting there talking and it turned me on. And you fucking fucked me in front of everybody. You've rode me in front of everybody. It was honestly a lot of fun. He said I kind of liked it. We might have to just chop that up a little bit. Okay. Can we just store his voice so it sounds like somebody else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's like one of those like FBI. Can we please do that? Okay. Yeah. Just do that. So yeah, your girl has a couple. I have quite a few strip of stories I can tell, but I just figured I would kick it off with that one. That's beautiful. All right. I want to read mine. I told you I like sex in public. I've told you guys that. You do. This one says I used to work as a dancer. When I was 18 to us 21, I will never forget one of the girls was giving a man a lap dance. She was grinding on him so hard and we all knew that she was going to get paid. She was on the couch next to me halfway through the song. She started to scream bloody, curdling murder. Yeah. Her clip piercing got stuck in the guy's zipper. Oh. And ambulance was called lights went on and there they were in their finest moment. The man grabbed her outfit to cover his face while the paramedics removed her piercing for free from his zipper. Oh my god. That is rough, dude. I've never seen a strip clip with the lights on. I feel like everyone scatters like cockroaches. I come on. Imagine being stuck there and you can't move. It's like what's that one movie we watched with Cameron Diaz? Oh, something on Mary and it stuck in the back. Oh, no, that's the sweetest thing. The sweetest thing. Yeah. Oh, my god, that's rough, dude. That made me hurt thinking about that. I can't do it. I'm clenching. Can't do it. Can't do it. What? Can't do it. Captain. You can pierce your clip. That's a genuine question. Yeah. You know what's crazy though. Like some people had it the other night. Really? Yeah. Well, they like pierce the hood almost. It's not so much like. But yeah, if you do it wrong and you go to it like I'm not as experienced person, you can lose all feeling in it. Or it can overstimulate it and you're constantly stimulated. Oh. Yeah. You can just sit there and organize where you're anyway. I like that. They can do this. Yeah. She was making an appointment. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Alright. I have a short one. Short and sweet. Short. I fell asleep at a strip club in Vegas. My head rested on the stage. Woke up to a dancer aggressively clapping her heels over my head screaming. I'm going to come. That's it. Okay. It's giving him highway. But clapping heels. No, you would fall asleep on the stage. Yeah. He'd be like, I kind of don't want to be here. Yeah. I take a nap here. I would. Yeah. Like how are you going to come to someone that's just sleeping? I mean, I think she might have been acting or jazzing it up for the. It woke him up. Maybe that's why she did it. Yeah. I get it. So wake him up. That last night, the girl didn't click her heels. I was waiting for it. I don't know what time she didn't even get on a pole. She barely got naked, guys. You know, the one before that, though, was like upside down. Yeah, I wish her would probably because I threw half my load on her. That's it. Half my stack off your load on her. Mm hmm. Anyway, who's next? This one got me one of the worst strip club stories. I've personally witnessed a girl that was clearly on drugs and didn't have the best hygiene sat next to me and three other dancers in the locker room and bragged that she found a hundred dollars. She must have made the other night in a private room. She found it lodged inside her vagina found it three days later. She said she must have not realized the customer shoved it in her. She told me the story seven years ago and I'm still so traumatized. I do not feel that. I mean, you know, well, they can get pretty small when you crumple them. Crumple them up. I mean, if a girl had a frog in her place, she didn't know and, you know, I don't know. I feel a tampon. I would rage if I found fucking good. Imagine in my vagina. with her nails while they're trying to grab something I can't I can't she'd probably make us grab it no she wouldn't happen yeah wouldn't happen you would make me look in there yeah you would I would be holding the flashlight like I did for my dad earlier she walking out of the room she just looks at me and she goes is it you want to fuck drops the towel she's like I've been waiting I thought you never ask I'm in my prime right now it was it's all be relating right now she has to be it was pretty stimulating yeah I'm gonna take a little dark turn here I know sorry guys I actually know this person they said I have one for you I took a friend to the platinum plus it's legendary in Memphis for his 21st birthday the dancer he chose gave her gave him a lap dance and she died in his lap from an overdose she actually happened did he get to keep them stop should we have a moment yes for her let's have a moment as I listen yeah man that's rath r-i-p the stripper rip rip all of that okay um my new husband and I didn't get a bachelor at party or bachelor party so we rounded up some friends I went to the strip club we were trying to buy a dance from a sweet girl that just got off stage and the ginger bedazzled bush girl on stage told her to leave the stage while her pussy is dancing she got fired for being in cunt and the carpet matches the drapes that's intense the ginger be dazzled pussy had me at ginger bedazzled pussy I listened it was a great visual I don't totally amused it bush ginger bedazzled bush okay hard oh I like something in it okay let me see ginger bedazzled bush sorry how did he be going I you know like when you have senior eye yeah it's happening all right I got a good one right here I don't know I got some really good ones yeah I got another banger coming up I can't wait let's see if it tops this one okay I feel like we got a lot of the same ones yeah yeah I had that one yeah only only right into one of us it would have to be the guy one of my worst strip club stories is it would have to be a guy that used to come in and ask for bloody tampons to put in his vodka shot good all Columbia South Carolina hole in the wall just like a little vampire just don't like that dunking it like an Oreo cookie yep that's why the strings there stop yeah I pulled body chills right now I don't like that same yeah I'm gonna throw up vodka look good it's not what a brand new you know yeah vodka crayon but I don't like that it would look the same color don't like it wonder if he added a lime I wonder if he yep yep a little little just a splash of wine I do have a question that what's like the common attire for a strip club we win breakers for men really they would always come in with either thin slacks or win breakers because they can feel everything you know many men come in their pants as you're giving them a lot yeah I'm sure that guy the other night yeah yeah he walked out kind of a little way I watch the night that you got your dance yeah there was a dude in the corner I don't know if you guys noticed him no I didn't look at any yeah no I was scared there for the women yeah all right this one says about seven fail was on a work because on a works night out ended up in a strip club co-worker bought me a private dance turned out to be my current girlfriend at the time and I didn't know she was working as a stripper oh wow that's kind of hot though and I told her I wasn't actually going out that night okay in the morning things were interesting yeah that's not a damn yeah who noticed who first I mean but who's mad at who she didn't tell them that you guys are both just fuck it out in the club and talk about it later roleplay that's what I would have done I'd have been like you know what this scenario's hot so never gonna happen again let's fuck it out we'll deal with it when we get home I mean there's an easy fix yeah okay my friend went to the strip club and decided to get a private dance from one of the dancers she danced two songs he said vibes were perfect and he was rock hard when she got up he had blood all over his lap turns out the girls on her period he hasn't been strip clubs and that happened to me it might have been an accident I was you rubbed blood on someone I didn't do it on purpose so it was the first time I ever wore a white G string too the first time I ever wore a white G string I'm dancing for this person and I'm like I'm not turned on why do I feel like this you know like down there because it was like slippery and I was like what the hell is going on I stand up and my entire white G string from like top to bottom is just covered in blood there's blood on the guy's pants and he wanted me to keep dancing he didn't care yeah what I thought the night when I get his I'll tell you something about men they're not very hard to please mm-hmm what's the fact because for me I wouldn't have really cared yeah I mean like yeah washing machine yeah okay this one is from our boy Charlie classic oh we after this to you guys Josh out of Myers wanted to be on the show and said to FaceTime him he has a story okay one time we had a dancer named Sapphire and she was on stage when her boyfriend busted through the front door screaming he was going to kill her because she ate the last hot pocket at their place stop I get it he was not joking being held back by three security guards while screaming you knew I love the pepperoni ones you hot pocket eating ho he hot pocket eating ho she's done it before I kind of feel like I should be my nickname he was pulled out of the club screaming and losing his mind while Sapphire the dancer yelled across the club from the stage please stop I love him and I'm not kidding Sapphire came up to me and said I deserve to die because I knew it was his and I ate it anyway some people don't play about hot pockets that's what a vagina should be called hot pocket yeah yeah there we go a little beefy hot pocket yeah yeah yeah which one do you think I like I like a good I like if you don't say ham and cheese I don't know why we're friends I think you would feel like the ham and cheese yeah but like only in breakfast I don't like it you can have it any time of the day yeah I don't want to whatever dude we're calling Josh okay fine we beefing over fucking hot pockets yeah I get why you I would be upset you could cut the engine with a knife yeah meatball one is pretty good I don't know if I like the meatball me ball one so much Joshua Adam Meyer we got to see him all we're here guys not was really cool I love him so much Josh my ears is one of the best humans in the world we got to see everybody we have to see highlight we got to see everybody we got to see highlight and do be like we got to see all the homies here it's been really cold it's been a really good great great sure yeah so my Josh's new music is fire guys yeah the one about implant my new theme song yeah all right guys we're heading back on to Nashville for a week and then we'll be back in LA so who knows you might see us back here again if you did you didn't do you do you do if you don't you don't yeah all right see you guys next week love you bye