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Go to Chime.com slash disclosures for details. and the beat chases my blues away and I'll be okay well I'm not big hello guys how are you I flared my not chotch you got one of the shoot buddy hey you were mad at me earlier yeah you got one in the shoot honey you got one he said you were fluffy on me I'm fluffing on you all right who's ready to kick it off okay I got one um this is from Ari it's a confession and an ask me and my soon-to-be husband we went separated before committing at the end of last year I may or may not have seen an ex in that time but I'm now pregnant I've only let my man come close to the possibility the timing is so scary but I'm positive it's my now fiancee is just a scary thought how do you tell your future husband when you weren't together you were with someone else around conception that's rough that's not something I would ever sit him down yeah I feel like you're first off you need to do that now yeah let's not wait till any closer that's rough you're gonna have to get a comment I don't have anything nice to say so I'm not gonna say anything at all and I'm not judging I just feel like when it comes to babies and like being pregnant you don't ever lead somebody on because that is fucking one it's life-changing to be able to have a baby yes and two to make somebody believe that a child is not theirs I think is probably one of the scummiest things you could do to somebody yeah so if she's really asking for help it's a she right yes okay so if she's really asking for help then you're not gonna you need to come clean and be honest now like yeah do not wait another second I mean it's still gonna break his heart whoever the daddy isn't it's still gonna break his heart but I would I would sit him down talk to him and then definitely get a paternity test yeah sure and you never know it could be his but at least the truth is out and you don't want that to happen later on you're gonna have that guilt with you forever I just wish women like what if men did that to women like you know like in a just a fake world what if men could have children and were leading women on to believe that babies were theirs like that's just fucked up and I'm listen I'm girl power all the way but that is just a fucked up situation with all this new like DNA testing and stuff the amount of families I've personally witnessed be ripped apart because of it and it's like yeah I mean you don't want that baby being born into chaos too you're just literally passing around generational trauma to your child when you could break it before they're even well also like health problems like later on down the line he could think you know like I'm fine and healthy if this guy's healthy but it's not really his dad so like you know yeah exactly that's so like the parents that wait until fucking kids get DNA tests on like my ancestors ancestry and they find out that the parents aren't there to a friend of mine she found out that her two older sisters are her mom and dads and apparently the mom cheated later on so she's the baby of the family yeah not even she's not I wasn't her dad and she didn't find out till we were in our late 20s so wrong my dad didn't think I was his he made me do fucking ancestry.com he's the one who made me get on it no Carter came to fucking Nashville and made me get on and made me do a DNA testing with him not know this yes and not know this yeah yeah oh my god I didn't tell you guys that's when he found out like all his history too right yeah okay so he made me and I think he made my little sister do it too I'm not positive but he for sure made me do it yeah how can you deny that you were literally your father oh I know you and your mom like when I was finally able to like you know spend time with you and your mom together and then you and your dad together it's crazy to me how DNA actually works there are things because it's like you don't spend a lot of time like you're not super close with your parents at the time and like they are you know coming into your life and you're like you haven't been in your mom's life yeah and you do things that are so similar just like her yeah all right oh I have a few I worked in the food industry for 12 years at a restaurant in Texas in 2007 ish I walked in on my boss banging multiple different servers sometimes at the same time he was called the server slayer he was our boss but his mommy and daddy owned the place no I never went near that I was also 15 or 7 15 through 17 I worked as the hostess but I also worked at Burger King in 2011 and I walked in on a manager's banging one of the cooks her the manager's nudes later got leaked through the whole team and she was given an unfortunate nickname having to do with Arby's I have witnessed cooks doing lines off the counters then wiping it down with a wet rag and then cooking on it I could keep going but I'll end it there what about fast food makes people so horny everybody's fucking horny crazy right I don't get it yeah the amount of sex that happens in restaurants is baffling to me probably because you're just stuck working at a restaurant and you're like I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I'm working together with these people all night long and everybody just gets a little fucking horn dog it's like they're slapping meats in every different direction man I mean it's kind of hot I don't mind the sex stories like I think that's hot it's the fucking like drugs and the fucking with people's food that I'm like bro this is fucking weird even down to the scissor sisters in the freezer the last episode like rub it out get one in you know what I'm saying but don't fuck with people's food dude I mean I guess I would probably take sexual acts over like my food being spit in you know a fly or yeah the fly story was crazy yeah or heroin yeah the scabs bro and then cooks doing lines on the counter and wiping it off bro nowadays and I guess that was an older story but like imagine nowadays like with a little with fentanyl it takes to that could I feel like there's so many cameras nowadays though that maybe this has gotten better I don't know maybe because a lot of these stories aren't recent yeah that's true you know okay so I got one that's not so recent okay today's episode is brought to you by vented y'all know how it goes you open your closet and have a million things hanging up but somehow still feel like you have nothing to wear that's me and let's be real half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space you might as well make a little money off of them if you haven't used it yet vented is a second hand marketplace app that makes it so simple to sell the quality clothes you no longer wear and discover unique pieces at great prices and the best part you don't have to make a whole project out of selling your clothes listing your clothes on vented is quick and simple and once something sells vented creates the 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sanders wherever you get your podcast so um many years ago when i was a teenager going through nursing school to supplement my income i worked at waffle house the big dub um i really love waffle house guys i don't it's so dirty i would expect shit to go down at waffle house you know there was a lot of things out of this story i expected this wasn't one of them oh lord so while she was working at waffle house at nights and on weekends during my training an old lady that had long curved fingernails and was a smoker when you could smoke inside of the waffle houses do you guys remember that no oh okay so when we first came here they would ask you if you wanted smoking or not smoking but it's the same building so it's either you're sitting by the smokers or on the other side it was crazy that was the biggest trip when i moved to tennessee was whether you want if you sit on the other side like the smoke doesn't travel exactly if we would walk in there like you want smoking or non-smoking and you're like i guess non-smoking but it's just a haze dude i grew up in vegas and casinos yeah everybody used to smoke in the casinos they still do yeah i hate it uh so she had these long curved fingernails and she was a smoker when you could smoke inside of the waffle house and she was like she was a smoker when you could smoke inside waffle house still while smoking a cigarette hanging while smoking had she had a cigarette hanging out of her mouth with ashes a mile long it would and during that time she was teaching me how to stir the orange juice with her arm when you couldn't find a clean spoon i i need an example she said she'd just stick her hand down in the orange juice and stir when there were no clean spoons available oh you're just raw dogging these nasty nails and cigarette she said she used to wait for the ashes to drop into the food yeah that she was preparing bro i'm not i'm kind of not surprised though waffle house is like they don't have a reputation for being clean i mean you go to waffle house when you want some sloppy fucking dirty food yeah i climbed on the counter in waffle house that's you did you did nobody recently too that wasn't very long ago nobody cared but imagine the gunk under fingernails and you're just sticking your hand down and mixing up the og i stopped getting my nails done because when i would pet the cows i would get so much dirt under my nails and i it drove me crazy even now with my natural nails i've got a little scrubber by my sink and i scrub under my fingernails because i'm so scared of like going and touching stuff later i couldn't believe what i just fucking read so we are going to kick it off with a tell this is from meredith she said one time i was on vacation with my boyfriend we were 19 at the time we were all drinking and partying at his dad and stepmom's house it got late so i went to go to our room where we were staying in and i was laying in bed butt ass naked waiting for him to come in the room he was helping his stepmom get to her bed but when it was 45 minutes later i walked down the hall to her room and found him fucking her doggy style on the floor she wasn't even a hot stepmom she was in like her 60s with missing teeth his dad was at work i was in north carolina and i lived in kentucky this is in map quest days before iphones drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me what the fuck it's definitely not the first time no oh this is a standing relationship for sure you got a hot ass fucking bitch in your bed and you're banging fucking ruthless toothless like come on dude what are you what are you doing that dude had a fetish that's a fetish oh my god didn't she say she was 19 he was 19 and the fucking stepmom was 60 you guys remember back in the day the craigslist like confessions my favorite i read one of them similar to this one and it was like how they lusted for each other and they communicated through craigslist oh my gosh i know you're gonna read this and like last night was so much fun and it was all about being the stepmom and the dude bring back the fucking craigslist confessions we are the craigslist confessions yeah yeah no no craigslist got shut down misconnections and like all of that stuff was the best thing on the internet so you guys remember that one craigslist story that went viral it was fucking some dude who was in the loaf bread loaf aisle and some girl farted when she walked by him no and he's like you farted in the aisle next to the bread and i can't get you out of my mind and like it went yeah i'm looking for you if you were at this store at this time like do you remember were you not old enough for this no i don't think so in my space it's so crazy because you guys are so close in age wait did you say you've never been to a craigslist store she didn't have a myspace how you guys are only two years apart right three years apart three years apart what the well if you think about it like if i was 13 she would have been 10 so i'm already like a like when you think about that age range younger it's different i feel like three years yeah monica's three years younger than me and we know all the same shit yeah no it's like a split between millennial and gen z like yeah we're right we're two different like she likes justin bieber like she grew up with him i do gotta say justin bieber's new song daisies i love it fire i'm over there like yeah she did let me listen to daisies it is good but i was never i'm not a justin i was like jonas brother she was like in sync yeah yeah we're two different kids on the block yeah yeah very different generation i had a face i got a facebook when i was 13 oh that was it but also like i grew up in like the country so like there's like no internet that's why you're obsessed with the online world i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm like amish could be we had a lot of men tonight around us but we had like one computer at my grandma's house and like we really only the community computer what the fuck yeah oh my god so crunch started humping shit and he would like mount chairs and like he was in love with this one chair he would not this one chair he would walk up to it and like rub his head on it and lick it and rub his head on it and then he'd fucking put both paws up and just get it dude right and was just humping this chair and i mean he would shoot loads across the pergola excuse me oh yeah no clam would come out yeah it got really bad his little crab meat would hang out it was bad oh it's disgusting and uh so dr pack was like we have to castrate him and i'm like okay cool you can come put knock him out saw his balls off and let's go he goes no he's like he's a full-grown bull he's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i have to bind his balls and when ball fall yeah they have to fall off naturally and i was like oh my god okay he's like so it should probably take a month at least and i'm like okay that sounds fucking terrible but fine well it's been two and his balls have not fallen off they literally fucking shriveled up like a leather satchel and just fucking just stiff just hanging in the back back there right so i text dr pack and i'm like dude what do we do like his shit's not falling off he's like i don't know it's been a long time he's like you need to go give it a yank and i was like fuck no i'm like there's no fucking way that i can fucking yank these balls off that cow first of all i love him secondly i don't want to hurt him thirdly i will barf i fucking haven't even been able to eat meat since i've fucking had to deal with this yesterday right i can literally see her out there just going to grab it and just being like oh no i can't i'll throw up so anyways fucking i'm like i text mo and scott and i'm like i text him a text message from dr pack i'm like somebody's got to rip his balls off monica's like i'll do it i'm like you fucking weirdo so she goes out there and dr pack tells her to twist the balls right so she goes out there we have this all on film she hasn't posted it yet so she fucking twists the balls as much as she can they still don't pop off right so she took text dr pack and she goes what do i have to do and he goes just give it a little yank so she fucking tugs on it and they fucking come off dude and literally she brings them to the door and she's like do you want to see your son's balls and like she's holding balls in her hand and i'm just like i can't deal with it it was a lot i that's this is how having a farm is going for me okay i'm having a whole bunch of firsts and it's been insane you still have the balls where are the balls no i no she threw him in the fucking forest i'm like why so a fucking animal can get a taste of crunch and go look for him kind of what a taste of crunch what if a fucking coyote is like delicious and it's like and goes and fucking seeks out fucking crunch what if you just see like a hawk flying by literally like those truckers to have the balls on the back of their thing yeah like bro i'm just like why would you do that why would you not throw it away she's like we'll get maggots i'm like i'd rather that than fucking a pack of wolves come looking for my cow this is a confess from megan Confession, last night I was awake and needed to hit my inhaler i have severe asthma while doing so i have my windows open because it's nice at night and fresh air helps with sleep my neighbor's window in the bathroom is wide open lights on both naked and they were having sex on the toilet i saw everything pancake ass and micro penis i would kind of hit in the dark because sex on the toilet while someone is using it was just too weird and absolutely disturbing i could not stop watching and it's going to haunt me for a while excuse me i don't think they were using it i think they were i think they were just sitting on yeah i think they were just caught up in the heat of the moment and you know sitting on the toilet having sex yeah i hope they probably just left the toilet open these days yeah because i mean if you sit on a toilet when it's closed it like kind of slides yeah probably was like no i'm gonna get more anchorage yeah with it could have been shitting the dude yeah they could have had a thing god pancake ass and micro penis what the division no why can't i ever get blessed to have some visual like that she's she's so creepy she'd just be like i'd be like i'd be like i'd be rooting them on and shit she'd be like yeah yeah yeah reach around the back yeah that reminds me of the time that i was in new york were you with us when we were in new york and the fucking people were banging next to me in the room next to me and it was like non-stop i couldn't sleep because they were literally fucking all night long and i was like oh my god was that the one where i could see into the people's apartment across from me no there was another one i don't know if you guys were on that fucking run with us but man we were in new york doing no i was yeah oh my gosh that was yes we were in new york and we were at like the end of a hallway yes and those people next to you literally banged it out all night they were on drugs you could hear i'm fucking snorting rails but i couldn't see anything so it wasn't fun no i had to just listen to it you know like god at least leave a door open at this point i feel like i remember that yeah i mean they were fucking they were on a bender and they were fucking all night i mean i literally had to catch i held the phone up and recorded it and she's just getting railed against a wall in a shower fucking on the bed like and i'm talking like from like 10 o'clock at night until nine o'clock the next morning yeah and we don't do early flights and that happened to be the one we needed an early flight for and like we i went up to go like grab her out of her room and she was like son of a bitch i was so mad i was like bro i am all four fucking i would fucking call the front desk tell him to shut up i didn't want to fucking ruin a good time you know someone called in and would like our help okay 12 celebrities one don and cold hard cash from the producers of traitors comes the mob a new hulu original series now streaming on hulu and hulu on disney plus and this unique new reality competition show hosted by the iconic parker posey what up girl 12 celebrity contestants are about to be on the show become members of a powerful family for two weeks in a lavish italian villa they'll shake down and hustle to win a share of up to 250 000 and every good mob needs a don whoever they choose to lead them will have absolute power deciding who stays and who gets taken out who makes money and who walks away with nothing in a game of power where loyalty and trust are the currency will the most powerful reality contestant in tv history be able to keep the family happy and if they're overthrown and become the new don let the games begin watch the mob now streaming on hulu and hulu on disney plus for bundle subscribers terms apply i'll be tuning in hello girls i have i guess a question on what to do uh there is um my boss i work with basically he's older like 50 and i've caught him jacking off in our bathroom at work it's bad enough he does not help and leave everything to me i work in a restaurant but what do i do about this guy like i get guys have needs but this man literally watches girls across the street at the bank and he'll disappear in the bathroom for 10 to 15 minutes while i'm getting swamped with orders myself so i'm not trying to make anybody lose their job like there's either any of you guys have any advice on what to do about this situation thanks love you girls have a great day someone is for sure eating cock meat sandwiches wherever they're working for sure keep it together right now okay there's so many things that are wrong with this i don't like it it's a food place i could understand if it was like a library or something but any , anywhere listen i get it you know people rub them out in some weird places and some people have that kink cool if there's food there should not be cum ever that's disgusting i'm not washing his hands that is disgusting the fucking hairballs who what if he has gonorrhea oh somebody's getting gonorrhea of the throat chlamydia of the eye okay so he's watching the bank girls oh god i'm just going and whacking it on shift i'm sorry why is it just the eye did he have his did he have his leg up on the sink like how is he doing this sitting on the toilet where is he finishing why is the door unlocked where is it going napkin and that's a public and i doubt it hand that's a public bathroom so it's probably go touch the fries season the fries that's the that's the special sauce yeah i can't sick dude bunch of fucking sickos whack off everywhere but fucking food restaurants okay and not anywhere where there's children other than that do what you gotta do man i get it that's some sick shit i'm gonna alley-oop that over to you hayley go ahead all right hayley we're giving you the it's funny because the first start of this says okay this has nothing to do with food okay but when i used to bartend my co-worker was hooking up with the guy um she wanted to feel fresh down there but didn't have a douche so she used a plastic coke bottle made a vinegar water douche in it used it but the suction from the bottle made it get stuck in her vagina uh she yells it's stuck over and over and finally i'm like what the fuck is going on i go in the bathroom he's laying on the floor spread eagle laughing and crying with a coke bottle sticking straight out of her so to get it out i had to use a knife poke a hole in the bottle oh and then it came out and she had a great date oh all right listen i have done a lot of weird shit with my cookie okay but douching with a fucking coke bottle and like bitches your pussy made a teflon what is fucking happening if i did that to myself i would have a raging yeasty beastie there is no fucking way in hell i'm fucking squash squash and straight up vinegar in my vagina out of a coke bottle dude okay and then how did it it just went up the hole that easy it just yeah was it like a they should say like a two liter or damn i didn't even think about it that was my first question i was like i didn't even think about that or was it a 16 ounce which there's the middle ones now too ladies please please please do not do this at home ever if you're listening to this fucking episode don't do that that is so rough have your friend go to the freaking store and get a freaking douche or people might come for me if i tell you this but my mom taught me when i was growing up she's like you know sometimes if you don't feel fresh she's like you know the the betadine that you get at the store you put like two drops of that in really hot water two drops girls nothing fucking major you shake it up and then you you can douche with that your vagina smells amazing like it it like some i i told a lady a long time ago that i had used something like that and she's like that's straight up fucking iodine in your hootenanny but i used it like off and on my whole life if i ever had like an infection or anything like that and it fucking works dude aren't you not supposed to put anything up there because it offs your ph no my ph is perfect this girl bought a thousand live crickets and let them go in her ex's house after she found out that he cheated a thousand you can't find those motherfuckers i know i tried i know and they fucking just sit there with their violins and shit just fucking going off tiny feet violins bro no no i fucking want to but crickets are good luck i would have put roaches oh yeah not crickets crickets are good luck yeah a lot of money makes me want to punch people hearing crickets yeah they're not unless they're outside yeah if it's a beautiful night you're late like sitting out but if you're trying to go to sleep and they're in the corner just fucking having a banjo time no thank you makes me literally so angry i i got these new chickens um and they're miniature roosters so when they crow they sound like kazoos and they start at 5 a.m and they don't stop till 7 i mean that's your fucking fault it is you did that to yourself sister it is they're cool looking but fuck that i'd find them a little further away from the house i would be fucking throwing shoes out the window there's no fucking way dude yeah we have four of them oh and they all four go off so they have like competitions with the bigger ones oh no so it's like the they one of them will kazoo and then the the large roosters will happen you say kazoo what does it sound like play it sounds like a real kazoo like i don't have it on my phone but like find one on youtube because i've only like no like a kazoo is like like that right like that noise you did pretty good that was yeah that was good way more spot on that was great i watched a lot of cartoons so we have the hell that sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard i hate that oh why is it getting higher pitched no fucking way fuck that your neighbors probably hate you my neighbors actually love all my animals they tell you that fuck that if my neighbors had fucking shit fuck that if my neighbors had fucking shit no there's no way i can't do it we live in the country though i feel like it's expected you have neighbors where's your closest neighbor literally they're old they can't hear oh if i had hearing aids it's the same one that offered me cow come cow come yeah he's got a garage full of it cow come yep yeah i've never heard this story oh continue yeah our neighbor came to meet us and he said no i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it he said hey i got a bunch of cow sperm in my um garage is your cow fixed i said it's a steer and he said darn i've got a bunch of cow come that i got from a friend i would like to know how the friend and i want to know what the cows look like i'm just not going to inseminate my cow with your fucking cow no i wasn't i need to see the parents imagine it's his own i wasn't he just really wants to see a cow human on that note we're leaving see you guys next week goodbye we use shopify for our storefront at bunnyxo.com and one thing i've learned from running an online store is that you definitely don't have to be an e-commerce expert to get started i think a lot of people get intimidated by the way i shop website side of starting a business but shopify makes that part so much easier one of my favorite things is having everything in one place when you're running a business you already have a million things going on so the last thing you want is for managing your storefront to be one more thing to stress about shopify makes it easy to get your store launched manage it and actually focus on selling they also have pre-built themes and an ai site builder that can help you create a professional looking storefront without having 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