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As The World CERNS

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As The World CERNS

The podcast features a satirical and conspiratorial exploration of high-profile figures like Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, and Bill Clinton, proposing that they are connected through time travel or hidden knowledge. The host argues that Epstein's image on the $20 bill symbolizes his influence over powerful systems, while stories like "Baron Trump" suggest time-traveling elites who foresee future events. These theories are extended to include Nikola Tesla and even the sun or particle colliders as potential energy sources for time travel. A central claim is that those with foresight would act aggressively to prevent future events, such as through political manipulation or censorship. The discussion also touches on generational trauma, where personal fears—like being violated or witnessing abuse—lead to anxiety around gay people or strangers. The episode uses Bill Clinton’s deposition as a case study, highlighting inconsistencies in his testimony and suggesting a pattern of denial among powerful individuals. The host critiques conspiracy theories as tools of social control, arguing that white people may dismiss such narratives due to systemic bias. The conversation blends absurdity with serious themes, using humor and exaggeration to examine power, memory, and hidden knowledge, ultimately suggesting that the elite are aware of future events and work to maintain control. While not grounded in factual evidence, the episode serves as a satirical commentary on how conspiracy theories reflect societal fears and power dynamics.

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Yep, Charlemagne the guy is your show we ought to bring it is podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotess I have the Kyle Walker. What's up my book. How are you, man? Yo, I heard you I heard you got some some real theories, man I heard you I got a lot of what you got bro. What you got? I heard you coming in hot, bro What did I I'm all in on the Jeffrey Epstein Donald Trump or time travelers thing? Yeah, well explain this one to me I've heard a bunch of theories, bro I'm gonna tell you the good one that I heard man. Hold on. Let me look it up I wrote this one. That's a few about the time travel. So Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump are both time travelers, bro That's the idea bro. I want to read you this if I can find it bro somebody DMV this and I was like man I am all in on this That's all it takes. Well first of all first of all you got a $20 bill on you say again. Who got a $20 bill on them? I got you pull it out. Got you. That's how flex. That's how we got a $20 bill not how flex. Yeah, whoever got a $20 bill Pull it out bro. Okay. All right Right now. Right now I bill look at the front of the $20 bill. Who's going to front of the $20 bill? Andrew Jackson look a little closer Jeffrey Epstein. Holy fucking Epstein on the $20 bill. Holy look look man. Pay a fucking thing holy shit When you're asking yourselves, why does this man know everybody? How is he connected to everybody all of the most powerful people in the world? How could this happen just some finance guy? Boom there you have it. That's Jeffrey Epstein on the $20 bill. Now Donald Trump. I heard I know y'all know about this. Epstein on another to do with anything 20 Damn, I'm just saying maybe he was a punishment for him. I got another theory about that, but I'm gonna keep that one to myself. Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't come through with crazy conspiracy theories and I share have you heard about the book barren Trump's Marvellous underground journey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you heard about that one. Wait a hold on, which is which is one is this The children's family fantasy novel about a wealthy boy named Baron Trump who travels to a hidden world beneath their Service and got encountering strange creatures written by patients and a character named Don. Yeah, but written by guys are a William bar No, this is by an ingress old lockwood came out in 1893. Yeah It came out in 1893. Yeah, yeah, come on man. What you trying to say? I'm trying to say that their time travel is bro. So you're wondering why two individuals can be connected to hold on so this whole time We thought that Baron Trump was making money on polymarket Because his dad was telling him what he was gonna do, but in reality he's a time travel. He knew the whole time No, no, no, no. Don is the time travel and don and Jeffery at a time travel Did you other hear the other story about how it was like somebody in Donald Trump's family that was connected to who was the genius name you know, I'm talking about Tesla Nikola Tesla was connected to somebody in Nikola Tesla's family and had time Traveling capabilities and came to tell Don everything that was going happen to some shit like that. Mm-hmm Look all of this stuff up guys. I'm not I'm not here to explain all of this shit in detail I'm just shooting at the hipland. You know the stories that are out there speaking of shooting There is a reason why he knew to turn to that whiteboard in that moment If you are traveling through time you might be privy to certain events that are gonna happen I got to turn to my whiteboard now. This is the good one. You want the good one? I like that wig catching up to the white people conspiracies, cuz you know, I love You know there's a whole bro. There's a whole missing. Yeah, we leaving the You and I love a boy bro, listen This is the second step to just becoming white the first one is gay jokes and the second one is deep conspiracies. Oh Black israelites Yeah, they're talking about telling to be Jews convenient invented conspiracy theories Are you serious, bro? Wait. No. Why? Because we really had to spare these happening to us. They were Conspiracies. They were real. That's why this is well, nobody believed them all of this stuff was But you guys knew all the conspiracy theories telling weren't yeah, but you guys knew they were really happening Yes, and now all the conspiracy theorists are like see we told the reason why white people didn't believe you is because we believe in conspiracy The reason white people didn't believe it is because they were behind them Potato potato Potato potato this is a good one. All right, get me hit me hit me hit me hit me. I need it my thing This is one of them once when the comments are the comments are like I need it on them. He got no He says and he's even asked me what I think about time traveling. He just knew he came in hot He said you think with them time traveling that if they saw the future in they won They would be scrambling every day like this if they know our history more than us and know what is coming that they would be desperate Taking rights engaging ice DEI wars another run of COVID poisoning food supplies spraying the skies removing history books digging up giants Etc You think they would be doing all that if they knew they were victorious their time is up plain and simple They cannot escape it. It is written God will not be number two to any man. Okay, first of all Fire that's one of those perfect example. It's like you are on fire until you say digging up giants like I am a hundred percent on Board with every whatever you're saying digging up giants brings into a realm that I don't like to plan. Mm-hmm I don't know if I believe in the digging up giants. Uh, everything's on the table, bro Stopping everything's on the table after what we've seen the last couple of years leaving Donna source. Yes Everything's on the table. I've seen a big listen before now, but oh Yeah, we haven't seen you know die with it. Well actually, honestly, honestly Dinosaur's a bit overrated, bro. We talked about like shit. They used to exist bro. They're shit now That's a lot more fired than dinosaurs for example whales Why the fuck don't y'all appreciate whales? I think you should his tongue wait tons and float Elegantly, they like the Charles walk me to see they're a Zion bull. I just I think you're just a little more impressed by swimming I think for us it's just like all right there in the ocean The what the hell's you know, I've been sitting in Mexico like sitting in Kabul Yeah, you just saw your shit one of them whales just jump up in the air Yeah, just go back in the water like it's nothing me water's boats and shit around them But they're not even trying to use their size. They're being respectful of the ocean They're not bumping into people like fuck y'all We just stop for dinosaurs, bro. If it like I don't I just don't like you talking about Mexican women like that It's just for me that her plenty of slid beautiful amazing body in Mexico. I love Mexican women Yo, Mexican women are beautiful the the most Outside of our wives. Yes, no, I'm well. No, but but no, I think my women are very beautiful But I mean if I'm breaking it. I use outside of our wives. Yeah This is a mother women. I think I'm a beautiful I'm the man honest Back to women are beautiful Who's your number one what do you mean? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, you got it. You have to go black Got it got it got it. No, it would be black for me. I yeah I mean come on. No, obviously. I think it's then it's poppy You know what I mean? Oh, but you like Caribbean Latinas. You're not into Mexican Latinas They I mean Mexican women are pretty bad, but I'm but if I'm ranking. I'm ranking. Who's your who's your number outside of black women? Obviously black woman. Oh easy call go Nigerian He just said outside. It's it's what's interesting is that what's I'm talking black American women Okay, the Nigerian women when you say black women. That's like black America. Oh, okay You don't consider black people that aren't in America black. I mean, I consider us all black I just thought we were just being you know specific. No, oh, okay. Oh, well Black women Puerto Ricans That's fucking though. I never really thought about it past that bro And what about Asian what about Brazilian? What about India? I don't know if it really looks like I Don't be Russian. I don't know where I do know some Russian women. I don't know what they look I don't know what all of them look like though, but I do know some Russian women right now I've met a couple of Russian women in my life No, that's a Russian woman. Yeah, it's back to you with salute all the Mexican. We appreciate your sponsor Telling it today. Tell us in a move. Wow. Tell us in a move or something. What's going on? Oh, you missed that Tell me what's happened This is your first period back Who's that crazy that why is that crazy? What did you say? What did he say? I had the first period back from having a kid? No, no, no, that's a normal. That's a normal thing. She been back She the baby is nine months, bro if you're breastfeeding. You don't get a period But if your breastfeed you don't get your period right man. Tell them being gave up that breastfeed Damn, you didn't know oh, yo, yo, you allowed to throw shit in a position All out to pick shit up and toss it on your breath. You didn't breath me long tail. It didn't you right did it? Why why even Yeah, but let her say it It's not sensitive to me who wants to speak natural. I'm not one of those women that was like I'm like I don't care. What about I think you get upset about can I He said it last week, and that was crazy Live conversation about what about the women what about the women don't breastfeed because they trying to hold the city size Please that's a thing See you later. - I work out. - I give out to people, women that don't want to breastfeed and women that do breastfeed, like I don't, for me, I just, I want to try it, cool, and. - You see how you already feel better? You're not going to be that bad mood today. That's not gonna happen. We're going to charm your ass up. That was just gonna happen. You're a mom now. You don't get to be in bad moods. - Sure. - I'm telling you, you're a mom. - I know. - Don't think your mom stops when you leave the house. You gotta be a mom over here too. - Oh, I know. - Her son called me the other day. What do you say? - His son called me this morning, he was like. - What are you talking about? - Stop. - What are you saying? - His son called me this morning, 'cause he knew it was Wednesday, and he was like, don't have her out all day to day. She need to be fucking home. She was like, I know y'all do the part on Wednesday. - Yeah, don't be stretching that shit up. He was like, I'm home by myself. - What? - You know what I mean? So don't have her out all month of fucking day. - Home by himself, bitch. - What you mean? - What? - Who's watching it? - I don't need anybody to watch them. That's a grown ass man. The problem. You can let another person watch a grown ass man. - I don't like kids that aren't learning responsibility. - Facts. - Okay. - Watch yourself. - He's the self. - Nine months. - How's he gonna feed? He's seven months. How's he gonna feed? - Tommy from Rugrats was killing shit. - And Tommy was one years old. - All right. He wasn't always one. So your baby's nine months. He's the only one. - He wasn't always one at the start of the show. - No, but he didn't spawn at one. I'm saying he was seven running shit. You ain't even letting me get the opportunity. - You should be in your defensive phase right now. - The beat of boss. You want a boss baby and not Taylor. - That's a fact. - You don't want a little damn das. You got shit. - I'm sorry. - You want a boss baby. - Peeking of. - Beat of boss baby. - Beat of boss. - You need a boss baby. - Yeah. What's going on with James? - What is happening? - What did he do? - What did he do? - Now what did he do? - What did he do? - What did he do? - What did he do? - What did he do man? He flirting with me again. - Not done. - What did he do? - Wait. - Look at the show I see. - That is a funny ass. - That's what it says. Charlemagne's gay. (laughing) Press play tail. This is a good theory. I like this. - Legally Charlemagne's gay. And he's a gay man person. (laughing) - What? - He said you hit one. - He asked you gay. I mean, I went and called him gay. He was crazy. He wasn't bothered. And the thing is, I think what they're doing is making people that are gay look heterosexual. So another heterosexual person might think that that's a heterosexual point of view and do what he's doing. So my problem is if he's pretending he's something he's not. And he has other people influenced by what he's doing. It's not fair. You should be honest. You know, it's like a trick. So like, for example, and again, you know, it's hard to talk about people that I know. But like, pause, you know, puff, rubber negative is not on his chest. - Okay, stop. - You know what I'm saying? - You can start. That, me and puff don't need to be in the same place. (laughing) - Like, come on, guys. Like, soon you start talking like, come on, like, stop. - Now, what's funny about this is like, it seems like Dame doesn't know that being gay is okay. Like, he keeps calling it to you as if it's a bad thing. - Bad thing. - So it's what? - Yeah. - It doesn't mean. But I think he's flirting, bro. - Oh, you think it's like a repressed homosexual. - I see here's the thing, man. I feel this is another great, I don't think there's a conspiracy there, just you could write this one down. I think that when a man wants to know if another man is gay or is implying another man is gay. - He calls it gay. - It's wishful thinking. - Keep going. - I think it's wishful thinking. - Keep going. - 'Cause he wants me to be gay, right? - Oh yeah. - It's like when you see a fine girl, right? And you like, man, I know she got a boyfriend, yo. - Oh. - Oh. - She got a man, yo. You think she got a man? - You think she got a man? - He's not the job. - I think you keep bringing it up. You keep bringing it up, bringing it up. 'Cause you wishful thinking, and you're hoping, you're hoping somebody verifies, yo, he is gay. Something you can try, man. - I really think so. - Oh. - What do you do to me every week on this podcast? - Stay to obvious. - Yeah. He's thinking obvious. That's the difference. - Oh no, man. - I'm dating the obvious. - Oh, no, man. I think all three, I'll need to work this out. - I know. I think he's trying. I don't know if he'll pick something like that, figure out sexuality, man. - Look today, man. I told him, "My paper is therapy." I really would pay. I would pay for Dane Dash's therapy. - Really? - Yes. - That's a nice gesture. - It seems like you're trolling him a little. It seems like you're trolling him a little. - I would though. - But you are, you're being serious about his mental health. - I would absolutely pay for his therapy. - 100. - I think that's a kind gesture. - 100%. - But I am flatter. I am flattered that he keeps flirting with me, bro. Because we got my dick on his brain. - Tony? - I don't know. - When his dick was on his brain, he wants to know what his dick, B. He got a theory of what his dick goes. When you got a theory about another man's dick, when you got a theory about where another man's dick goes, it's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What else we got? What else we got? What else we got? Tell a gang, gang, gang. What did we get? - You're saying that he spends an in-ordered amount of time thinking about what you're doing? - I need people to think about this. When you're thinking, you got another man's dick on your brain. You can't even pause that and you're, and you got theories about where it goes. - The weight of that. - You mean you smoke a blunt and you like that. - I think he's gay. - So that means you're thinking about my dick and another man's butt. You got to constantly pause your thoughts. So you got gay thoughts. - Gay, you got gay on the brain. - A bare minimum, gay is on the brain. - Oh man. - A bare minimum. My dick is on your brain. You got to think about that. Why is my cock on your brain? - Oh my god. - That's crazy. - You know the crazy thing is that you've made us all imagine that while you say it. - I have no problem with my dick being on people's brains. - Yeah. - Let me tell you something about this. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Protect it, like process, profess their ex. I'll get in here. You'll be like wondering why is he always in here, okay? Why is he always in here? Why can I not stop thinking about him, reason back me to wear the helmet, guys. - Okay. - That's why doomsday needs to herb and come out because you all forgot your X-Men lore. Okay. - My dick is right here. - This is so stupid. Okay. - Yeah. - All right. - What else we got? - Hell of a game. - Hell of a game. - Speaking of a game. - Hell of a game. - More game. - We got some more game. - You know, give me my, oh, that's my, give me my guy. - My guy, the fucking goat of all goat. - Yeah, shout out, shout out. - He shout out, voicemail. He sent you. - They sent you? - Man, I was looking for them shit the other day. - I'll, I'll let you hear that. - Yeah. - Yo. - I, I've been seeing this from shot. - I know. He sold it. - I used to send me shit like this all the time. - Yeah. - Well, I told you all the story. I'm walking out the radio station. Oh, God. God runs by. The guy comes running back to me full speed. - Yeah. - It's shy. And he's talking to me. And he's showing me mad love. And we exchanged numbers. And I've been new. He was a black Israelite way before the world did. He used to send me the crazy, I, he was the conspiracy theory king. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my God. I wish I had some of them shit, man. - Deep in it. - Deep in it. - Let's hear it. - But I'll be honest with you, big gay people are scary to me. - What do you mean? - When I'm like standing by myself and three gay dudes are next to me touching my leg, I get scared. - Mm-hmm. - I'm sorry. - If that's homophobic, then I, then I'm that. - Yeah. - Does that happen a lot? - No, it just happened one time. - Recently. - Well, that's why I'm, got arrested. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - So you were sort of being groped and surrounded. - I'm not going to say that because my lawyer said, oh, dude. - It's okay. It's okay. But here, I am wrong for touching anyone ever, and that's the end of my statement on this whole shit. Sounds good. - Cool. - Moving back to, like, what kind of things would set off that Napoleon complex? - Being challenged. I'm masculinity being challenged. Let me touch my girls, touch my kid, or, you know, I'm good with gay. Be gay over there though. Don't be gay in my lap. - So you feel like when things that you feel that you possess in a way are challenged like your girl, your kid, if someone gets in the way of what they want to do. - Yeah. If somebody, yeah, there's personal space type stuff, you know, which gets weird in mind. It's Mardi Gras. That's why I was drunk and it's Mardi Gras. So all of the thing, everything I'm saying is nonsense. It's Mardi Gras, you know, but it sounds like this complex is maybe something that you noticed for a long time. - I mean, maybe, bro. I mean, my dad was by his cousin, so he was in my ear all the time. I don't know. Maybe, maybe I am. Who the fuck knows, bro? I'm open to whatever somebody wants to say. It didn't feel like that when I, look, and this is the worst thing to say, and I'm not going to say it. I never had no problem with gay people. Never. I remember paying for people's like transition surgery when I was around the internet heavy. I've never been an adversarial towards it, you know what I mean? - Yeah. You don't seem like a homophobic guy. - Yeah. But, I don't know. I'm open to whatever. If somebody's got more information on the subject, then, you know, let me know. I know I'm in deep off into the Bible. I know what the Bible says about homosexuality. - What does it say? - No. Yeah, it wasn't that written a really long time ago, bro. You could do whatever you want with a text It's not my business. You know, I'm a traditional Catholic. That's okay Oh, what's the difference between a traditional Catholic and let's say a more progressive Christian? I really I really for the Bible But this is a man. It's been a long time since I've seen an interview I wanted to be the interviewer yo That shit don't even feel real bro. It's like he was in a deep comedic character and that shit is a Larry yeah, his poor dad Yeah, I didn't even consider that his poor dad. What if his dad never got reaped? Oh, what if his dad didn't want the world to know that can you imagine a family group chat after that? Yeah, like you told him about John, you know, I just you know, I guess his dad said that told you know He didn't say I guess his dad had to tell him right? Yeah, my dad used to get raped by his cousin I have questions who the hell is your cousin, you know, I'm saying Yeah, I want to know who the hell your cousin is. Yeah, how are things giving how were family reunions did y'all fuck them up? Did somebody kill him like what the fuck happened? Yeah, and how old was your dad when this was happening? We might need a shy love buff breakfast club interview, bro Ben shy is hilarious and I and I would love to get shy in a room with E.J. He said he had a big dream. Why are you going to try to you? All right, Tyra Banks, right? I'm going to do that. E.J. walks in Magic Johnson's son. Can you imagine? Oh, I thought you did work at the radio show Johnson. Yes. Can you imagine a man like be on him like that? I want to see Because that's a different level. He that was the type of homophobia that I always used to Define in my mind when I was younger, right because they always say You know homophobia is when you is the fear of something. Yeah, so it's like, you know, you're acting for you are afraid of spiders He was specific. He said I'm gonna. I'm scared when it's a big gay, too Surrounding him though, but that's why I wouldn't be I wouldn't even be thinking of the gay of three big gay dudes around him Because I wouldn't be thinking about yeah, I'm like, yo, why these dudes around him? Yeah, you'd be like why these dudes dick saying that me Yeah, that's different. Okay, you know, I'm saying like if you could have three guys around you with dicks out Then you know what song? Yeah, you know, I mean, but if this three dudes around you in the street I'm like, yeah, what's the fuck? How about the jump me us up? You know, it's interesting is that like We have way more tolerance for when women are afraid of men Like if a woman is walking out the street and there's like a guy near and she wants to cross the street or whatever We're like, hey, it's totally fine that you have a fear in this situation because we hear these horrific stories every woman as a friend or even happen to them And we don't immediately put a phobia on them. Yeah, but with Shia He might feel that same way that he could get violated and why would he not feel that way if his dad got violated That's a very reasonable way to have the fear. So it's like generational trauma. It's trauma Yeah, it's down. That could be a thing for real like if your dad got, you know, right by a guy You might be thinking that can happen to you on it. Why would you think it wouldn't if your dad's saying to you He's in your ear saying, hey, this is this could happen. This is what people do. So Shia would choose the bear basically What? You don't know the trending conversation I would choose the bear you never heard the conversation. Yeah, they'd be like Woman was in the woods. They would choose them and if it was a man or a bear who would you choose? Oh, they choose the bear they choose the bear why It's this theory about you know what the bear is going to do to you so you can put any Woman in your life like in the scenario because you can even ask a man like if it was your daughter who is in the woods Yeah, would you want her alone in the woods with a bear or with a man? Yeah, and what do women say always they will pick the bear Always my algorithm might know me, but I have not seen one of the TikToks where someone picks the man a bear is a fat gay guy, right? Isn't that like a that's a term for like a burly gay guy, right? It is like a fat hairy gay guy is like there. Yeah, obviously women would choose the gay guy over the man I think it's almost real bad. He's like both men. Oh over the straight guys Not a real bear imagine softie Santana tap shy on the shoulder. Oh, no Big saucy like high shy. Oh What is funny you just said you just made the point that he might have trauma. I think you're a trauma. That's reasonable trauma Yeah, I mean listen, man. It's the man We might need to be sure I'm not saying we shouldn't I'm just saying it was molested He's telling you about it every day. You're not gonna be afraid of that shit I'm just saying I'm not mature enough to have this conversation Chris I'm not involved in how many times that you're relative to tell you about the Holocaust That's different. Don't do that. That's different. That's different. No, that's different. Like why do we do that? That's what it's all I'm the yes, it's different, but it's still trauma being passed down But you went to the extreme bro. What are you waiting to do 10? I'm going to attend. I don't know how many inches the guy was man I don't even want to get into that. You got dick on my brain again, dude That just dig up my brain. I'm tired of having dick on my brain here I'm just trying to have a historical conversation with Chris who might have trauma passed out to him For an horrific situation. No, I do believe in generational trauma I've done enough studies on generational trauma to know that it can be passed down genetically So maybe there is something to that. That is actually a brilliant. It's passed down orally, and I don't mean that as a joke Literally passed down through story if I told if I was a father and something so horrendous like that happened to me I would constantly tell my child is one of those things that you would tell your child to look out for You know what I mean my Scott is family. They tell stories for generations about what the English did to them Well, he was walking around and then fucking kilts looking all his ass legs out, you know me? I was asking Are you trying to say some rotty rotty pipeers? You trying to say it right just because we're dressed like this Yeah, what we all wear what would old guys? I'm Scott. I mean wearing it and through How are we supposed to fuck the sheep if we can't chase them damn you can't with your jeans around your ankles You can't chase that that's a fucking smart. That's genius. Yeah, we're smart people. We invented the television at golf You just flip it up and then the television of course, how? We're smart. I don't believe it look at who invented the television look that up The Scottish people who invented the television. I don't believe it and the cell phone Jeffrey Epstein invented the television, bro Jeffrey Epstein went back in time and fucking gave Steve job the patent, bro Okay, like that. No, I fuck all that look it up. Look it up. Look it up. Who invented the TV, bro? bang bang Fonds were Bentley. It's crazy. They wouldn't yeah. He's got it. He's got it. He's got a shinventor Yeah, how do you do that who invented the cell phone? I'm just saying. Is it you tell it was not cell phone tell me again. God, it's not your phone. No, telephone was Alexander Graham Bell Oh, oops I was gonna Okay, well last you will invented the car ID and how did it come to existence? What was the inspiration for the invention? I don't know. That's where be that let us know. Oh, shout out. Beat that overall. I missed that episode. It's good to be that go subscribe to the audience No, maybe you didn't either podcast on the podcast network What else we got tell the game we warming up, baby. I see more Charlotte More Charlotte. I mean, Charlotte bus. No, that was enough. We got a good. We got enough shy. I got enough shy, bro I got enough shy. What else we got man? You want to go right to bill? Yeah, you want to go to bill? Oh Yeah, Bill Bill, Joe Biden mind me at the same thing. They're the same people. I mean, they're both old That mean cut it out and Bill is much younger than Joe Biden. Yeah, look at that. This was so crazy Bill Clinton in the deposition looking at the Epstein file photos. They're showing him so happy In the hot tub with girls and him getting massages with girls. The attorney had to snatch the paper. I didn't look at if he grabbed it He grabbed it back started smiling Because he started getting that feeling again. He's like man, you know, I'm getting an erection. I was that dude. I mean, you got that Bro, he was looking at that shit like he was looking at highlights and him dropping dirt. No, for real Yeah, like it was a penthouse like a king magazine Look at him grab it. Yeah I was a wild boy. I was oh he's like this and then put it on the paper bro Wild boy, man slick billies what they call them What did you think of the deposition? I just saw clips. I thought it was kind of wild, bro Like just him going like yeah, they told me to go in a pool. So I got in a pool. And that's all I did I just went swimming in the pool. It's like you were the president bro. No one tells you to get nothing I thought I think you decide what the fuck you do I thought when Nancy hit him with the line of questioning about young women that shit was hilarious What did Nancy say? Let's listen to this. Let's listen to the this is Bill Clinton getting asked about the viral hot tub photo during the Jeffrey F.D. Deposition. Let's listen For those who can't see it, it's a photo of you in a hot tub. There's a person next to you here Do you remember where it was taken? Do you where it wasn't taken? I'm almost sure that this pick and I think there's an adjacent photo photograph, which you probably have, that if people saw it, they would feel that someone was trying to calm them, show them his picture. But anyway, this picture was taken in Brunei. Just for the record, there's another picture that also shows this as part of the larger pool area. Do you all have that so that he can refresh his recollection with respect to that? I don't think there's anybody in the hot tub, I don't even, I didn't forget that there was anybody in the hot tub, but it was big but it was about, well there's a, there's a, there's a girl over here or there's someone, yeah, I don't know who that is. He's also asking in the pool area, whether or not it is, I don't know who that is. Okay, so you don't know, no, and then there were other people in the pool. Okay, so do you remember who, were they under 18, which now, now? Who are they part of your traveling party? He's asking me. Yes, they were I think. I think everybody there was part of our party, it was late at night and I, I'm late, I also believe that there was a secret service agent there to the other end of the pool. Okay, and was this in public? Yeah, the thing, put on that one day after my under 18 women, Bill and clearly Neville could lie, right? Because even back in the day when he didn't have sexual relations with that woman, he just wasn't a good liar. But this really, like, he just really either doesn't give a fuck because he's so old, or he's just not a good liar, like, because you can't say you don't know who the woman is, but then when they ask you if the woman was under 18, you say no, you don't even know who she is. Yeah, so how the fuck do you know if she was 18 and that's all so he remembers too many detail. And then he said they were part of the party. From the night. Yeah, then he said they were part of his party. Y'all was having a party, all right? Yeah, damn it. Y'all was having a party. But like, when you remember vivid details from a random day decades ago, you're lying. You're lying. Like, you ever see people, like, they get, you know, indicted for some shit and they ask him what happened on the night of it? And when people go, honestly, I don't even remember, they're usually innocent because why would you remember what happened a random day where you didn't kill nobody? Well, yes, and especially if somebody is old as him. But you know what's so great is like, you know, they used to fly to exotic places we never heard of to have a good time. I never heard of Boonai. Y'all heard of Boonai or whatever? Boonai. You heard of that before? Yeah, yeah. I heard of Boonai. That's the dude that Michael Jackson used to stay with that thought. Really? He used to be spending all that money, yeah. Yeah, and they said it's a really rich country. I think it was a place where people in the Middle East could go party. This is like before Dubai and some other places got a little bit more liberalized. So I think I believe if I'm not mistaken. So Boonai was this like tiny little kingdom and it was a little bit more loose so you could go have some fun. Pull up with Nancy. This is when Nancy put him in the figure for a leg like this one. Think so. This was crazy. Witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said, you quote, like them young. Why would Epstein say that about you? Are you asking his opinion? Are you asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something about him? Why would Epstein say that about him? She's asking if we've tried to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. First of all, first of all, that's not true. What's not true? That I have any interest in underage, I didn't say underage I said, as a young, but it's still not true. Is it an intern, young? Yes. God. God. He would rehearse the underage thing. He was expecting that, but he just didn't say underage thing, no, no, no, no, no. That's what that was, man. That's what that was, the intern, young. Monica Lewinsky was what, 22 and Bill was like, 49. It's a tough question, because you know the allegations are about underage, but you're asking a man if he likes younger women, and the honest answer, he should say is like, yeah, like I'm around 25, that's nice. You see in all the movies and the porno's and those are really hot, but he can't say that. So he just goes, I don't like him young. It's like, okay, sure. You like banging Hillary, okay, I just don't understand why I'm doing that. Why is Bill not at the fucking face? You're old, bro, everybody is, I'm not gonna say everybody, but majority of people are aware of all your heinous acts, bro, like, like, you want him to give the arch heli answer. Yeah. What do you mean by teenage? He did. Now, arch heli gave me the honest answer, he said, what do you mean by teen age girls? When you say teenage, how are we talking? Girls who are teenagers, right, like, he was like 18, 19, like, yeah, he gave you, he was too stupid a lot, whereas Bill is probably feels the same way, but he's like, he's sitting there and breaking up on the table, looking at paper, looking at, looking at all war footage. They raised his cortisol and then they asked him a question, you got no blood in his brain. My man had four heart attacks already, there's no way he could think and have four heart attacks. You didn't notice? Pull up. Pull up when they asked him if Trump should have to testify. The way he punted on this question was so, so ridiculous, bro, like so, so ridiculous. This right here proves, in the words of George Carlin, there's one big club and we ain't in it, bro. Yep. This is two people wearing the same jersey, all right, and they, they looking out for each other. That's all of them. That's it. That's what I think this whole thing exposes, it's all of them. They're all aware of it. They're all in cahoots. They all know what's going on. They know the game and they all get away with it and the rest of us, you know, I deal with the repercussions there. I agree with you, but I do have a heart attack, but yeah, heart surgery, but never had a heart attack. Oh, but he had multiple heart surgeries, he had like, yeah, like bypass, why don't you do that to avoid a heart attack? Sorry about that. Why don't you just don't give former president the Tony Starks, bro, I don't think they want him around. Low key. Yeah, they got. I don't think they're trying to keep him around. Take this vault with you, man. You know too much. Low key. Like, if America had its way after you were president, you would just die. That's because you know all the shit and we're like, you know, we can have you know all this shit walking around at a deposition. That's right. Now, I'm not saying that should happen, but if the powers that be, we're happy, the second you out of office, somebody's right now, somebody in Trump's speech right now, they know it right now. Yeah. Let's look at that. His name is Marco Rubio or JD Dance. Press play tail again. I was wondering if you also agree that that president Trump should answer questions of this committee. Just for you to decide, but he didn't know him well, and I once had a brief discussion with him about it. Thank you. Thanks for the answer. With that, I'm going to have to put him into a walking shop and we'll go down and see his questions. I hate this, but because I don't believe I should inject anything, but I do not want to leave the impression since there was no follow-up question. I mean, the president, this is funny something years ago, never said anything to me, to make me think he was involved with anything in profit with the guard to have seen it or he just didn't. That's the truth, I would, you know, as I said earlier. Good boy, Bill. That's what Trump's saying right now, good boy. The only conversation I have with President Trump about this was in the early 2000s. And I have no information that he did anything wrong. I just wanted all out there. I want everybody to get it all out there and let everybody see where we are. I hate this. Now, I pull up when they asked Hillary. You say good boy. You say good boy. He's saying what? Good boy. Yeah. Like he's doing what he's supposed to do because you also saw Trump saying that shit where he was like, I have no problem with Bill Clinton. I think it's a nice guy. And then Bill Clinton goes on the stand and he's like, I don't think Trump anything to do with it. He's totally clean. So clearly, there's some sort of conversation between them. I mean, they had a relationship of animosity up until this moment where they're like, oh no, they're totally good. Yeah. It's kind of, it's kind of great. The timing is crazy, yeah. You saw when they asked Trump about Clinton, he's like, he's always been nice to me. You know, I've been nice to me. He's like, he actually said, I don't think that he should even be bored and have a definition. Yeah. Absolutely. You know, I was a lawyer and as a lawyer, you would look for pattern and practice. If you were deposing a witness in a case that you were trying, if you were in court, what did you know about this person? What you knew could influence how you question that person, how you tried the case. Donald Trump has been held civilly libel for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. Nine members of a jury found him libel in the sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll. That is behavior. That fits a pattern if one were looking for a pattern. He has also been convicted on 34 felony counts for attempting to hide his relationship with a escort and then to commit business fraud to prevent it from becoming public in the 2016 campaign which was ultimately election interference. So if I were running the committee or I were involved in this investigation, I would be looking for people who maybe had some prior conduct that might be relevant to either money or crimes. And yes, I think that it would be in keeping with the scope of the investigation of this committee to set up a deposition with President Trump. I know he's been deposed many, many, many times. He's taken the Fifth Amendment many, many hundreds of times. So I'm not saying you're going to get a lot of information but given what's in the files and given past and prior conduct, he would be on my witness list. Simple. That's how you answer the fucking question. If you don't have no dirt, if you got your own dirt that you're trying to keep under the rug, then you say, hey, it's probably fun. If he told me, I'd never seen him doing anything. But that's how you answer the question. Especially if you came in hot, right? Bill sat down, came in hot. Y'all bought my wife in here for no goddamn reason. Oh, Bill says that? Yeah, that's how he started it off. He's like, first off, fuck the bitch in the click you claim. You bought my wife in here for no motherfucking reason. She had no business there. She don't even know the motherfuck. You know what I mean? That's how you answered the question. But what Hillary did, that wasn't no party shit. That's just common sense, I used to be an attorney. If y'all are looking for more information, why wouldn't you have somebody in it? We were in the file so much. We believe that Hillary didn't know who Jeffrey Epstein was. I don't know. She doesn't know the guy. She probably didn't lie out. I was going to let her husband just flying on. I don't know. That's not far from you. Y'all got wives. We never been the president of United States of America. Yeah, but this is a personal private jet. This isn't your flying Delta. You're going on some guy's plane. You don't ask your husband, hey, you're flying around the world to ran destinations. No. And you're raising money for our foundation. I believe it is. They're both foundation. You're not going to ask who the guy, the idea that she wasn't aware of this guy that literally every other successful, powerful person on the planet is aware of? Well, I don't think it's a little hard for me to believe. Yeah, I don't think she said she didn't know him. She just said she never knew. No, you said Bill said that he doesn't even know. Yeah, Bill says he doesn't know him. And I'm like, why are we playing this game where every other famous person on, not famous, every other successful, powerful person of the planet knows of accept Hillary? No. I'm not saying she didn't. The lame acts as well as at their kids wedding as a plus one or whatever. But yeah, she has no clue who Jeffrey Epstein is. She was a plus one. That's what she said. She was like, uh, she was just there as a plus one. Who knows plus ones? Yeah. Yeah, he's like, I know plus ones in my wedding. I was aware that they have no plus ones. Yeah, plus ones. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know nobody at your wedding. I don't fucking know. But that's that's that's a perfect example. You know most people in my wedding. No, I didn't. If somebody came to sat down and she and said, who all the Andrews wedding? You know this person is Andrew. And I'll be like, Oh, for real, nice to meet you. I bet you can name 10 people at my wedding right now. Joe Rogan Whitney Cummings. Taylor Alex. Great. Who? WeZie. WeZie was in. WeZie was at the wet. Yes. I swear to God. I remember. As a prop. I do not remember weZie. I don't remember. I didn't see weZie that weZie. Yes. Mark. Dov. Mark. Um. Shifty. Didn't even know Shifty was there, bro. No. I don't remember seeing my house at the wedding. Yes. I don't remember seeing No WeZie at the wedding. Yes. Are you serious? I am serious. He was sitting on the same table. He was at it. Literally. I wanted to tell him what he is. That's great. See? I wanted to jump. You know what I said? I was lying in the position. But I do not remember. This is the number WeZie being there at all. This is the proper thing. Example. You know, I love WeZie. That's my niece. I love her. I do not remember. When you don't do something illegal that day, you don't remember what happened. When you do something illegal that day, you remember way too many details about what happened. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't do anything illegal that day. You don't have no picture. Me and we don't have no picture. Yes, you don't do. We actually all have a picture. You guys all saw me. Yes. I swear to God, they showed me. I do not. And I'm sitting here thinking like WeZie. There's not too many times I've been around WeZie and me and WeZie haven't had something happen. That's how diverse my wedding is. You forgot even the black people there. Look at that. Yeah. Look at that right there. You don't even remember the black people at the wedding. Wasn't the wedding diverse? Let me think about it. For Santa Barbara, it was the fucking ET award. It was the diversity of thoughts. I don't remember. Of course, Santa Barbara. People were like, what the hell is this Snoop Dogg performing? You know what's so great? You know, I don't even do wedding. I just remember it was in one day. Yeah. It was a day of love. I don't remember what I felt that day. You know what I'm saying? I don't remember. You're not on the stand, bro. You cannot remember WeZie being there. It's all good, man. Everything's fine. We're going to be just fine. I remember Rogan saying, let's get on a plane and go somewhere. Go to Vegas. Yeah, they went to Vegas. The Whitney had a show with some shit. Yeah. He was like, we coming right back. Like, what? Yeah. He's like, no, we're going to fly there. We're going to watch Whitney. And we're going to come right back. And I'm like. Yeah. That is sound, right? That is sound. You're like, come on with us. I'm like, that's the whole sound, right, bro. Wow, boy. That's sound. You got to show me the picture, Taylor. You know the Clintons I gave Bill Donkey of the day. And they responded. What did they say? Yeah. Fox News reached out to them for comment. And they responded to what I said during Donkey of the day. Hold on. Let me pull this. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's just crazy. It's Donkey of the day. I thought we had a hot sauce moment. I thought we connected. What did he say? What did they say? What did they say? What did they say? What did they say? What did they say? Oh, you know, you got to go to the bottom. Oh, yeah. A Clinton spokesperson disputed Charlemagne's argument. We're reached by Fox News digital. Perhaps Charlemagne, the God didn't watch the entire deposition. But President Clinton did. In fact, make specific recommendations. Fox News digital also reached out to the White House, which stressed President Trump has been cleared of any wrong going related to Epstein. This is President Trump has said he's been totally exonerated on anything relating to Epstein, White House spokesman Abigail Jackson said, and by releasing thousands of pages of documents cooperating with the House Oversight Committee's subpoena request, signing the Epstein Files Transparency, acting calling for more investigations than the Epstein's Democrat friends. President Trump has done more for Epstein victims than anyone before him. Honestly, man, if you are, let me see, if you are, if you're a Republican, you should absolutely, positively want somebody to depole. Are there any white people in my wedding? Yeah. Like, low key. Did I invite white people in my wedding, you know? Right there. I gotta make sure. What the hell? That's not fucking way that's Andrew's white. Oh, shit. Hit. Hit. Oh, that didn't work. You know, I do. When I, I've seen that picture and never seen we. I promise you. I see that picture and never seen we. Easy, yo. That's fucking crazy. See? I'd have been fucked up in the deposition. They'd be like, you was at Andrew's wedding with Weezy. I'm like, Weezy wasn't even fucking there. Anderson. Then they pull up the goddamn picture and I'm like, oh, shit. And you probably have a picture together. I'm sure we do. I'm sure we do. But the moral of the story is, man, um, Bill Clinton answered that horribly. And Hillary's answer was the right answer. And you don't talk like that and say things like that unless you're trying to cover your own ass. Yeah. That's it. Obviously. Simple and plain. Simple and plain. Hillary's sharp. Still sharp. Hillary's sharp. Yeah. How much younger is Hillary to Clinton? I'm in Brooklyn. Look it up. Never thought about it. She does present much younger than Bill does now. Yeah. But I also think Bill was acting slow in that deposition for a reason. Oh, you think he was playing games? Yeah. Yeah, man. Kaiser Sosa? Yeah, man. How old is Hillary? Oh. Don't be a year. Wow. What, 79, 78? Yeah. Yeah, but she never been president, bro. That puts years on you. Very true. And if you've been president and you out there getting a lot of side pussy? Lots of it. Lots of it. I mean, a mountain. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. No sexual. Well, the number you think we talking, bro. Oh, this is. Wilt. Gotta be right. Wilt. Because when I think of you got head from the intern. That's just what we know who you think put up more numbers him or JFK JFK JDK more numbers JFK bill is now JFK JFK you don't know for sure. No bill. You know not be as JFK I think did it at the time where they protected presidents. I'm gonna tell you why I think bill all right better transportation Better transportation bro What I access the better private jet. Oh, I thought you were making a joke. Yeah. No, man That's not true. That's crazy. I'm the thick fucking No, I was like no, you know JFK No getting ahead is very different You can't be making jokes about that. That's not something we know about bill had better transportation Yeah, better jets and shit. They can travel all around the world When you're the president, you're not traveling to get pussy. It's as should as being brought to you I mean, yeah, but when you can travel is when you really putting up numbers That's what a ball players put up so much numbers, but I think that's why JFK was putting up numbers because this is a time where the media Protected the president like we didn't even know FDR couldn't walk. Yeah, but yeah, that's more NFL Bill was more NBA world wide global, you know them say after we're saying after but after it doesn't matter because we can't compare JFK For after right because he didn't have an after after JFK would have went it would have been you know I think during bro. He got ahead from an intern. You don't think JFK was getting slapped Yeah, they was stories about that was a conspiracy used to walk it used to bring him to the White House, right Chris? Didn't Maryland come out of the cake wasn't he president when I haven't? Yeah, saying that shit in front of his wife. Yeah, dial ball race dial ball front of his wife, front of his wife, president Let a legend be a legend. No I can't imagine Read having arguments over old stuff at that age that they're in now. You don't think Harry and me you think Bill's listening to her Stop I don't think he'd listen to her in 50 years like she just talked in and he's just like all right Whatever meant you like He's in his own world built in his own world. He don't know where he is That ass. I don't think he knows or he's just give it up Bro, they showed him one picture with a girl in his lap and he grabbed it out of the lawyer I need that. Yeah, he went he did the old guys flipping through the newspaper He admitted about the back room the crazy thing about the bill shit is you don't know if he Either remembers that night because it was such a good night or His he might not have the type of roster that we think So he just remembers those moments. He was a wild boy. Maybe he was very selective He got it. He got it wasn't right Low-key Monica Lewinsky Daddy You got to bring up Monica now back in the day. We had a different view something I think TVs were more like morphed or something now She's beautiful Remember our TVs used to be more round in the front It was the next island now look at her now. Are you guess Megan Fox? That's Megan Fox. You can't tell me That's Megan Fox bro, don't do that. That's trauma for her man. All I'm saying, but what do you mean Trump for her? I'm saying she's beautiful. It's like What so the one with them She was a intern she was like zoom into that that's not the intern. She was interned like right here Yes, she looks very much older than she's working in the white house. This is not look 22 at all Boy, I mean, that's a different era to it. Oh, that was the 90s, right? Yeah, we got to admit that all ages look different Don't don't don't even go down this it's true. Oh, I know, but don't it's not even worth going Trump was 37 I'm set off this he was when he had this He was in his 30s when he did Sam and his son Look it up look off how old red Fox was when they was filming Sam and his son Yeah, Lamont was supposed to mom was like in his 20s I think but can we acknowledge that like beautiful woman? She's okay. Okay After everything she bent through I don't know the whole the whole thing like how do you even get out that her in? Well, I was 49 You said what red fox was 49. I'm 47 right now Red fox was 49 when he was doing fucking Sanford and Sunbrough. Yeah, shit changes Like a shit changes bro like when Jerry Epstein goes into the future. He's gonna be so confused What do you think he's gonna see? It's something that he is because everybody looks younger the older you get So 20 somethings are going to look like teenagers. Well, it's not a good thing. Yeah, he's gonna be happy No, that's not what he wants And I'm gonna tell y'all something else and y'all now I'm gonna tell y'all something else. This is another part of - Don't say it. - No, no, no, no, no. - Don't tell us something. - No, listen to me. - You know how, no, man, you know how I want back to the future. They needed a certain fuel to time travel. - Don't do it. - No, I'm telling you, that's why I think the day thing comes in, bro. - What is it? - What's the way? - Dead serious. - That's their fuel to time. - I'm telling you, there's something to it, bro. They have, it's deeper than we even thinking about. There's something to it. The whole eating the babies and drinking the baby blood and all that shit. There's something to it that allows them to do something. - That's the power source. - We don't know. I'm telling you, yo, there's something that, there's something to it that allows them to do something that we can't even fathom. Like we can't even wrap our mind around why they're just out here being these nasty ass pedophile freaky motherfuckers. If you, I'm telling you it's some type of power source or something that they're using the channel, something. Like I'm seeing all these stories about portals and time travel and you heard about that machine. What's that machine called the, um, the sin machine? - Hot tub time machine. - No, man. Look at that type of C-E-N machine, Taylor. I think it's sin machine. - Oh, you gotta turn YouTube off a little bit. - Why, the sun? - The sun. - It's the best to set up a bitch. - The sun? - The sun. - Yeah, yeah, the sun. - The sun machine. - The Switzerland. - Yeah, there you go. - Particle collider. - Look up this, no, sorry, look up the sun. - C-E-R-N. - Look up the sun. - Particle collider. - Radical. - They said this shit. - Hard tickle. - Oh, particle. - They said this shit opened up some type of portal, bro. - There it is, down, you had it. - Tell us about sun. - So the large Hadron particle collider in Switzerland is this large circle where they're basically trying to create anti-matter. They're trying to harness the god particle. There's a huge statue of Shiva the Destroyer outside of the center, and there have been some incredibly dark things witnessed at this space. There have been some people that have caught footage of them doing something that at a minimum looks like a reenactment of a human sacrifice. I don't know why you would do such a thing. Like this all took place right in front of the Shiva the Destroyer statue. There have been many people that have come forward that basically said when this particle collider is turned on, it actually hears the fibers of our space time. And it's created kind of these parallel fractures in our timeline. There are also people that really believe that what they're trying to do is create a portal to unleash the demons, the spirits of the Nephilim, to basically let them come out of the gates of hell. They're using technology, something that we would perceive physically to actually allow a portal for something multi-dimensional. That's all on the road to something that we won't be able to come back from if we're not careful. The Large Hadron Collider CERN is the world's largest most powerful particle accelerator, 27 kilometer underground ring near Geneva used to study fundamental physics by smashing protons or ions at near light speed. It replicates conditions just after the big bang, famously discovering the Higgs boson in 2012 and investigating dark matter. Yeah, where's that guy doing anything? We're on budget tail, you bro. I mean, isn't that the ultimate time travel? Here's the theory surrounding the CERN particle accelerator, specifically the Large Hadron Collider, often alleged that the facility is creating dangerous black holes, opening portals to other dimensions, are summoning a coat into these, these often sensationalized theories are largely dismissed by the scientific community, which focuses on exploring fundamental particle physics. All right, a 2016 ritual Higgs video showed people in robes at CERN fueling, unfounded rumors that the LHC was designed to open a portal to hell or another dimension. You read shit like that and then you hear this shit about how in the Epstein files, it talks about it. Uh, you know, with it, yeah, I think it was the Epstein files or something was saying how UFOs are demons. Or some shit like that. Charlie, you scared me, bro. His guy is on a deep, it's a deep bed, right? I'm able to listen to this patient and not believe it. I'm just saying it's always been. He's always been. This is actually getting closer to reality. He was believing it goes to a sky squad. - Oh, I definitely believe it goes. - Oh, I know that, but I'm saying now you just believe in the pedophiles which we know are real and just rule the world. But this is a good, we got a dig deeper. We're just saying that they're pedophiles. And we're just like, oh, they're nasty, they're freaky. Like, no, there's something else to it. I believe that they are trying to harness some type of energy and they're either in their mind are they really are using these young underage kids with some type of energy source, bro. It's like ritual going on, bro. Like, what are we talking about? Like, it's clearly obvious. - It's clearly. - It's clearly. I'm not allowed to know about all right. Okay. Well five years from now, I guess we got it. We need some other files to come out to y'all to believe it. Five years from now, y'all will be like damn damn damn. But you're just talking about like the rich people though. There's regular average people that are pedified. Yeah, but they just nasty. I'm talking. I'm just nasty ass fucked up by the fuck. Yes, I am talking about. So you say they just do it for the love of the game. These people are doing it because they're nasty and they have some sort of like lust for power. Yes, but there's something they're using. I don't, by the way, I don't even know if the power is real. They're just saying they're clearly participating in some type of the first time that the elites have participated in satanic rituals and the hopes of having, you know, some sort of superpowers. I think the Nazis did experiments like this. Like they were like playing with the occult and like doing research on the occult. Maybe you could look that up Chris. No, this is I think you're right. I know you're right. Oh, yes. No, hold on. Where the fuck was it at? Yes, the D not the demonic UFO, but there was something there was some type of fire that came out that said UFOs are physical spacecraft from another from other planets. But they're really demonic manifestations. People at the Pentagon who say it's demons tell tell them that story. Tell them about the demons. Yeah, it's Halloween. Yes, in the film, one of the senior tells officials named J Stratton. He was the director of air and space warfare at the defense intelligence agency. And then he ran the US government's UAP task force. He tells a story about how he was trying to run this issue up the flagpole, bring attention to it at the Pentagon. In a serious office space and his superiors told him that they thought these things were demons and that he was doing the devil's work by looking into it. And on camera in the film, he says, I can't believe these words were coming out of their mouth. He's like, I'm briefing them on an advanced aerospace vehicle. It's absolutely there. It's been spotted by train observers like our Navy fighter pilots in their 80 million dollar airplanes that we trust them with, right? It's been spotted on data collection systems like satellite and radar. And this guy is telling me it's a demon. It's insane. And he's like, my mind was blowing and this is something I'm dealing with inside of the government. I'm just telling you this shit is spooky. I know the expires music should be playing right about now, but everything's on the table. Isn't expires coming back with, I'm cool, bro. That's perfect time and everything's on the table, but can he really make something that is sick as the shit we're hearing now? So that's a great question. It's like the bar has been pushed so far with reality that once you get into sci-fi, how much further do you need to push it for it to be science fiction? Or do you just operate in the realm of reality? And now you're no longer a sci-fi show. You're like, this is actually what happens and you just, you're at the end of the spectrum, which I think could be kind of cool. Like some of those episodes from Black Mirror are just today happening. Yeah. Oh, here goes. Documents, certain researchers in the coordinator report, some military officials have theorized that UFOs are fallen angels are demonic beings. Proponents of this view mentioned the Collins elite, a rumored group of US intelligence officials. They believe these entities are not from other planets, but are spiritual beings. The viewpoint often stems from a Bible believing crypto world view where UAP behavior is interpreted as spiritual deception. Everybody ain't making this shit up, bro. That's all I'm saying. You want to pay some bills? Let's do it. Let's pay some bills. Joe, you got church announcements have the Kyle Walker. Yes. Show shout out Nashville, man. Thank you so much for selling out the shows. We'll see you in a few weeks. I'm excited to be back. White Atlanta, baby. White Atlanta. I love that. You call it. White Atlanta more shows at the Andrew Shultz dot com. I didn't even mean it like that. Why do people? What happened? One of my homies from Uganda, man. One of my homies from Uganda hit me up and was telling me that they were watching an episode of breakfast club on Netflix. And I said, Oh, I said, Oh, you're able to see it in Uganda. And they said, yes, of course, we have internet. I didn't mean it like that. That's not that's not how I've been because it's on Netflix. Yes. And you don't know if it was syndicated out there because no, I'm yeah. And I know I know that they put us in a hundred and seven countries. Only countries were not in as Vietnam and a real hoodie down. So it's not covering me. I know the only countries we weren't in were Vietnam and Korea. Oh wow. But I also don't know if you sit here hoodie up a little bit. I also don't know if they was just, if they just, I mean, they can tell us that. You don't know till you know, right? Yeah, I think he's projecting a little bit. He thinks that, you know, that's what Americans think of Africa. This is actually a woman, but yes, you're absolutely right. Listen to change, man, salute to my guy to change his book. The voice in my head is God is out right now. Let's put the picture up right here because I forgot to bring it with me. But his new book. It is a fantastic read, man. It literally talks about instincts and intuition. And I personally believe that is something that we don't tap into enough or at least we don't give enough credit. We don't just think in intuition. I think in a lot of times we talk about setting goals and we set these goals and we just work towards these goals. But what made you set the goal to begin with? What was that voice in your head that said, man, I want to be a comedian. I want to be a radio personality. I want to be gay and open up with studio for podcast. Like what? He was that voice. He didn't choose to be gay. He was talking about easy. God, everybody thought of flirting at once. You heard that? God damn. But listen, the voice in my head is God is out right now, man. Go get it. Go get it. It's a great read. So everybody that came out to Barnes and Noble's Union Square this week, we had a a book signing that Barnes and Noble Union Square was sold out. Yes, you can sell out a bookstore. You sell out a bookstore, especially Barnes and Noble's Union Square when I think it's what three at that capacity. So I think 300 is capacity. You can't have more than 300. So, you know, we had to turn people away. But thank you to people who when I turn away with, you know, you had to do a turn style. Get them in, get them out. But thank you to everybody who came out, man. Go get two chains. Book the voice in my head is available everywhere. You buy books now. Yes, and make sure you watch the breakfast club on Netflix. Yes, allegedly are apparently when you promote that your show is on a platform. That means you're struggling. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. Who said that? Even though everybody on YouTube starts their videos off by saying like and subscribe my content. Well, who said that? It doesn't even matter. But, you know, why are you looking at me like that? Tell us. Stop. I'm not looking at you. I'm actually looking at the screen. I'm just saying that apparently when you tell people to go watch your content somewhere, when you do what you call promotion and marketing, it means you're struggling. So go watch a breakfast club. Why make something and put it out publicly and then not tell people to watch it makes no sense. Like if you don't care if people watch it, then just don't put it out publicly. That's the whole point. Like, especially if, you know, a show out of it, then you should share it as much as you possibly could. Right. Nothing wrong with that. And a show like ours that was historically on YouTube as far as the visual is concerned. If we're just putting clips on YouTube now, why wouldn't we tell people where to go find the full video. And I also want to say I would want to know that if I enjoyed a clip. Yes. And I also want to say when you do these think pieces with no thought. And you say that the breakfast club is losing viewership because we're no longer on YouTube. Let's have honest. Just have intellectually honest conversation. If you say, because you know, everybody started a clip of just hilarious this week, if you say that, you know, people are upset, we're no longer on YouTube. That's very accurate. They are people that are upset that we're no longer on YouTube. Yeah, they have to go through one more thing to watch the show. There's an inconvenience to it. It's hard for people. I get it. So there are people who are upset. They're like engaging in the comments section. They're like feeling like their conversation for sure. When you say things like breakfast club is you losing viewership, you cannot have how they know that you can't have that conversation if you don't know what our viewership on Netflix is. I need I need people to be smarter. That's why I salute to my guy art. You know, I was I was talking to art and I saw art do a video. But it's like I told art the same thing. It's like when these people have these conversations about breakfast club, losing viewership, you got to say, well, what are they doing on Netflix? What are the numbers on Netflix? Let me ask you a question. Do you think a video that was made from a YouTube creator, a TikTok creator that said, hey, we don't know if the right for scub is losing viewers or not because they're on Netflix. Do you think that would get any views? I don't know. You're you're right. What do you think gets more views? This is the latest shit saying breakfast club is losing viewers. The negatives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what we're drawn to. We're drawn to negativity. is human beings? I get it. Here's the reality of the situation. You should want podcasts to win on Netflix, guys. The reason you should want podcasts to win on Netflix is because, and I don't even call them podcasts. There's a great article that came out of the New York Times this week about what exactly Netflix is doing, especially with their originals. I'm quoted in the article a couple of times, and I've said it, you know, I think that, you know, that's the podcast business in order for it to be a podcast that has to have the audio component, but that needs to hit note that. What I'm simply saying is, if you are a podcaster who's doing this right now, right? You're watching this video on YouTube. You should be happy that it's more revenue screens opening. You should be happy that it's more people who may want to license your content. You should be happy about that. You should be happiest another revenue screen. Yeah, you have miserable people to be happy. And you know too much about mental health to understand that that's why I'm trying to give them a reason to be happy. They got to be happy inside first. Because you got it. It's going to come a time like you might be doing all of these numbers on YouTube, but you might be tired of having a platform that is demonetizing your content when they want to might be tired of being on a platform that's suppressing your content when they want to. So you might want to say, you know what? I want to take this great content that I'm creating and do a deal with one of these screen was, you know, get some guarantee money in my pocket for a couple of years, get introduced to a whole different audience on a whole different algorithm. Hopefully people would have fuck with me, you know, come over and watch it here as well. And boom, all is right with the world. That's what I mean, that's what I would do. I would think if I was more people, listen, the more people that are competing for you, the higher your price goes. And the more companies that are competing for your attention, the lower their price goes. So it always benefits the creator and the consumer if there are more opportunities. If there's one place only, like I remember this even happened with standard specials, but there were times where there was just one place and they could pay you whatever the fuck they wanted. What would you say? There was, I'm just stand up special. There was one place it was Comedy Central or there's HBO, right? So one now you have limited amounts and they don't have to compete with prices. They just go great. This is what it is. If you have, if you have 10 different platforms that are all trying to get you and your viewers to come watch on their platform, which is what it's really about, that price is a bidding war. That is a great example. What's your worth? Isn't real until somebody else offers something? That's right. That's right. Because Netflix got into the game of stand up specials, who lose in the game of stand up specials? Who are you getting? Amazon puts up stand up specials. Who are you getting into the game of Netflix specials? Bumps every day. Yes, sorry. That's it. Yeah. Bumps everybody else's prices up significant. Because it's not like Netflix doesn't want to pay you. They're going to pay. They got money. They were going to buy some wasn't one of those for billions of dollars. But they don't have to pay you more than someone else is willing to offer. Right? Yes. So it's leverage. So if who lose going, hey, we're going to give you this. Then Netflix got to go, all right. Well, we'll match that or we got to beat that. And that's the same thing with TV shows. That's the same thing with movies. Yeah. You want to be able to shop your shit to as many different people as possible because it's just advantageous to you. Yeah. And it's weird, right? Like I hear people talk. This is the other crazy thing to me. Like Netflix is the number one screamer in the world, right? Number two. No, number one. No, YouTube. I don't think YouTube is considered a screamer though. I'm not considered a screamer like Disney and Amazon. Oh, it's not like a paid streamer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Netflix is the number one screamer that you ask subscribers. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. So they got 300 million plus subscribers. I think it's like 700 plus million global views a day. Yes. It's you know, it's just a smooth Netflix. And the crazy thing that's funny, the funny thing to me is like people will be like, I'm not watching breakfast club on Netflix. But then you constantly tweeting about the America's next top model doc. You know, you constantly tweeting about strange thing. You constantly tweeting about the diddy dog. Whatever the fuck it is. Like I said, though, it's like it's, you know, change is always going to be tricky and people are going to be frustrated with change and eventually they'll adjust to it. And a lot of it is just narrative, Andrew. People go somebody, somebody will get online, create a narrative, put something in somebody's head. No. And then everybody will run away. No way. Yeah. When that happened ever, I didn't fathom that even exists. I'm just saying it happened. So now everybody's like, yeah, I agree. But no, I just want everybody to ask one simple question to themselves. What are the viewership numbers on Netflix? And it's not just for breakfast club. This is for Joe and Jada. This is for Chelsea Handler. This is for, you know, anybody, anybody that's over there, Bill Simmons. They're not going to tell you. Now, when you get the numbers on Netflix, then we can have an honest conversation on whether this is working or not. And by the way, if it don't work, I will be the first to tell you. Yeah. Because I want, I want us to win. If we, if sometimes we got to be the first over the hill to see what's over there. Cool. But I'll be the first to tell you if it don't work. Trust me. Trust me. Okay. And I will be. Yes. Also, did anybody ever watch the whole breakfast club on YouTube or were the interviews chopped up? Exactly. It was never the full show. Right. It was always segments like so. And even now when you go to breakfast club on YouTube, we, we do put up clips, you know, we put up clips on so nothing is changed on social media. That's no, I would organize breakfast club on Netflix. I would have, I would have like, I would have it piecemeal. Well, don't get a day is piece. Well, but for me, what I would do is is like, you click on Netflix and it's just like, click on breakfast club and it's just like, you know, how it has episodes and seasons. But it doesn't have that. But what I would break it up is like, okay, donkey today. And then there's all your donkey days. Okay, interviews. And then there's all the interviews. And then there's full episodes where you could just watch the full episode. But that way, if you just want the donkey today, you're running that. If you want an interview from three years ago, there was fire and you just want to watch it again, you get that. Oh, no, but it's no back catalog on it. That's what people don't realize. Like when you go like every day daily. That's crazy. I would have bought the back catalog if I was now. You can't, how do you buy back catalogs? It's too, it's all over the place. It's 15 years all over YouTube. You can't do it. And that's your car. Come on. Back catalog breakfast club would be too crazy. Yeah, but you're not getting more money for it now. Yes, you are. I mean, you're getting like YouTube views. Exactly. Yeah, you're still monetizing on YouTube. But when you go there daily on Netflix, what you see is the breakfast club full show, then you see donkey day, then you see the full interview. So it holds it at three. I love it. Because they organize it like how to podcast. I wouldn't just license it like they do Seinfeld or friends or whatever. I would be like, yeah, give us your whole back catalog and we're going to give you a licensing fee for the length of the contract here. And it can also be on YouTube. But I just want you guys to get into the flow of always coming to Netflix to watch your breakfast club stuff. Well, that's what I wanted. I don't want to say too much because I have ideas. And the last time I had an idea, which I knew was going to happen. Like I knew YouTube was going, I knew it. And I said, there's a brand that is ever so I was like, you know what? I'm not going to say this because I don't want to give them no ideas. I knew they were going to suppress the content that went over to Netflix. It's just, it's just makes sense. What do you mean? They're suppressed the content like the content that's still who we still put clips up on YouTube. Oh, but they're not, they're not letting out at all. No. And why would, why would you? But there must be some sort of like what is the government body that regulates content on the airwaves FTC. I mean, get the fuck the FCC. Who do they don't give a fuck? But there should be some FCC. Like if you're unfairly throttling content like that. But they've been doing that. They can do that anyway. By the way, they're not regulated by the FCC. What are we talking about? YouTube's never been regulated by the FCC. They must have some. No, that's always been a question. I think that's not in television. Not for streamers. FTC for radio and fucking TV. There wouldn't be a brilliant idea if they were. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But yes, man, go watch the breakfast club on Netflix. You know, listen, guys, we're doing, we're doing great. That's all I can tell you. And stay tuned for, you know, more announcements considering breakfast club on Netflix because you know my ultimate goal is baby. And just let you know that's right around the corner. What's your ultimate goal? To, no, man, I don't want to say you just said we know it. I've told y'all off here. I don't need to show my hands here. Yeah, I'll tell y'all what happens. But it's going to be great. Okay, it'll be great. Guys, major announcement. I got a brand new show. It's called AM morning to the live calling show. We talk about everything politics, culture, sports, everything in between. I want to hear from you guys at home. So just head over to AM mornings on YouTube. That's every Sunday at 11 a.m. And then also I'm throwing another comedy show, Canceled Comedy X. That's the brand we're throwing a show on March 16th at Barloom here in New York City, Flat Iron. So if you're available, if you want to come have laughed at the crazy lineup, some familiar faces. And yeah, I'll see you there. Canceled Comedy X dot com. Tell us what we got. Tell again. I thought this was funny. What? More Asian hate. It's how you do. Don't you do it? Why? Leave my guy Chris alone because he like she liked to do that shit. You know, she shot at Chris twice last week for no fucking reason. Chris don't bother. Nobody. Yeah. Okay. It is. What do you mean twice? You did. Oh, no, it was you and Andrew. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. And I don't shoot at Chris. Yes, you did. He's Jewish. Chris, can I ask you what did the Taiwanese community think about AOC's remarks about America defending Taiwan? I didn't see those remarks what you say? She got a lot of criticism for it. Some unfair, but like she didn't really We have a question. concrete answer, you know, she's like we would do everything we could diplomatically to make sure that that didn't happen, but I don't think she explicitly said America would defend Taiwan and I'm just wondering how your your people feel about it. She was kind of fenced in. You want to hear it? Look like Chris here, look Chris here. Wood and should the US actually commit US troops to defend Taiwan if China were to move? You know I think that this is such a you know I think that this is a this is of course a very long-standing policy of the United States and I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that point and we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic research and our global positions to avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise it's not the strongest statement I've ever heard but listen I mean I'm well you guys have now have me convince some Taiwanese so I'll keep going on with that thought but your your wife's fan your wife is Taiwanese I have I have I have a vested interest you frequent Taiwan a lot of frequent visitor Taiwan I have a lot tied up in Taiwan the idea of Taiwan being overtaken by mainland China would be painful for me for sure I think I was talking to Charlemagne this weekend about it I would also be a hypocrite the same way that you see Iranian Americans all of a sudden essentially let's say progressive Iranian Americans who are here because of democracy and are here because of freedom suddenly jumping in bed with Trump and cheering what he's doing I would very much be the same sort of hypocrite where if you know a Republican conservative you know type suddenly was the last defender of Taiwan suddenly they they there's a saying politics make strange bedfellows right this would this would be an example of that having said all that I don't think there's gonna be a ton of support for Taiwan if that situation takes place I don't I mean there's not a ton of support it's a there you can't compare it to what's happening in Iran in terms of the U.S. is relationship to the two countries but I think the one message you're hearing throughout this from both sides pretty loud and clear is we don't want this country getting involved in this stuff right we we got problems here let me do a dress that would vote very poor but I will say this the same way I think unfortunately we might learn going into a country like Iran which is filled with mountains and 92 million people it's not going to be Venezuela no not at all you're not going in to Taiwan is not going to be Venezuela for China in this case oh whoa this is a take I haven't heard I'm gonna be I wait wait hold on hold on what do you mean it's a meaning this idea that like China I mean Taiwan is hypothetical wars when is the real one going on I'm so say it's almost it's almost more calming to do it I'm saying Taiwan's a small country comparatively to China right China has all the advantage in terms of military and arms and what have you with all that being said if they invade Taiwan it is going to be brutal street fighting block by block inch I you think the Taiwanese people will defend it to the day my wife's cousin is a very successful you know executive on an international level has everything to lose he's very matter of factly told me like oh if they invade I will be out in the street with a fucking stick if I have to like we're gonna get killed out there we're not gonna lay down and you know how Iranians feel about it it's probably a little more split Taiwan's fairly split too interesting right I mean because you got to remember there's a significant portion of the population from Taiwan who's a generation ago they did immigrate from China right in 1940 they were the nationalists who got chased out none of the opposite I'm sorry the male opposition Chen Kai-shek they were chased out by mal right so to those people the idea of being part of China might not be the worst thing in the world they see themselves as Chinese right so people like my wife's family who have been in Taiwan for four or five hundred years oh that's interesting right oh that's very people want a history of Taiwan you can skip ahead if you're not into the ship will market but Taiwan is an island is inhabited by people who are essentially that's that's that's that's my that's my ignorance I assume that it was inhabited by the the mal opposition I didn't realize that it was a country that existed with his own indigenous population and then the mal is opposition came no that's not what happened there's an indigenous population maybe not some Owens but Pacific Islanders yeah yeah around the 17th century Chinese pirates start using the coast of Taiwan as a base to raid mainland China then people start setting up sugar cane plantations on Taiwan and you have a wave of immigrants from mainland southern China who come to Taiwan and they slowly begin to populate it but they live essentially in peace with the indigenous population this is for about 400 years it's a period when the Portuguese kind of take over but for the most part the mainland Chinese are in control alongside an indigenous population of Japanese coming in about 1850 no 1880 maybe they kind of leave the Chinese population alone but they target the indigenous population they dry Taiwan has a huge mountain range which runs the spine of the country it's it's very dense it's very difficult to traverse they chase the indigenous into the mountains and slowly kind of hump them down and always wipe them off the island this is you know it turn of the last century so now you have essentially a Chinese and ethnically Chinese population that's controlled by a colonial Japanese force until 1948 when the Japanese lose war or two have to evacuate Taiwan and now you have the nationals who've been fighting Mao in mainland China they're driven they escape they flee to Taiwan and they claim that's China which obviously it's not and now you have a divided ethnically Chinese population where there's people my sister is married to a Taiwanese American guy also his parents immigrated from China in 1948 we called them Taiwanese they see themselves as Chinese right because they're ethnically Chinese everyone's ethnically Chinese it's just except your wife's family which is ethnically Taiwanese but ethnically Taiwanese is still ethnically Chinese but you said that there was an indigenous population that was chasing to the mountains right and there's some inner marriage like she's partially indigenous but right the example be like we all came from let's say Britain to an extent right yeah yeah the people who came at one period and then there's another wave who got 300 years later they all have the same common cultural roots yeah they don't see each other as the same interesting so now you have a country that split between two parties and part of those people see themselves as Taiwanese and feel they have nothing to do whatever with mainland China part of them see themselves as Chinese and they're fine with Chris you're never disinduced about Jewish conversations we can talk dude never given us has he ever given us any breakdown like this about Israel now ever ever that was amazing I'm not like that I didn't know any of that and I'm also thinking to myself and I hate to say it I feel like Chinese going in the Taiwan is inevitable because of the state of the world when you look at Russia with things are happening that you've never thought you'd see before right Russia going into Ukraine America going after Iran why wouldn't China go in the Taiwan they're they're not a great army historically okay okay I mean you know knock on wood they really would prefer to strangle you economically then invade that's kind of their mo yeah they're not a expansionists well they do I mean they've expanded throughout Vietnam and all throughout Southeast Asia and all these places but they do it by sending waves of immigrants who populate and take over the government yeah they don't love to send in armies their armies don't fight so well Taiwan is I think the most densely populated country in the world could be like so is that the only way for them to take over Taiwan well they tried to take it over ironically the Komi tongue which is the group that fled Mal after World War II is now the pro mainland China party in Taiwan they've lost power but the sense was as long as they had power they would slowly reintegrate themselves yes it's sort of similar to what you've seen in Taiwan I'm not Taiwan in Hong Kong yeah where they've just kind of taken over Hong Kong and now Hong Kong is no longer an independent country the problem is you've had generations even if you see yourself as connected to mainland China culturally you've had several generations who are free in terms of democracy and free free in terms of expression economic opportunity in a way that you don't get in mainland China and are those are they willing to sacrifice that and that's the big question yeah how bad I think that was great we got to save that for when China be someone because when it happens now the same way all of a sudden now we're all Iranian experts But no, you're you're you're different Chris. You right you're man. Oh there I won't like you. Yes, like you go there all there every year. I would listen to you before I listen to anybody Not anybody would most hopefully my services will not be required exactly. How bad is Iran gonna get? I think very bad me to unless they just unless they just back up I think America thought this was gonna be the usual tip for that You know, we hit you you hit us back. Okay cool. We come back to the table blah blah blah Not this time not this time and it feels like Iran is gonna let America punch yourself out basically. Did you see this? I said to some of the other day This might be the greatest rope of dope of all time damn explain Chris because you'll you'll do it better I mean did you see the theory about how the US could run low on weapons with assault on Iran because it just cost us more Yeah, this is that this is Afghanistan with the Russians again, right Mm-hmm. They punch themselves out. Mm-hmm. So like in in when so I somebody told me that like Afghanistan was the Russians Vietnam You see that right? So basically the Russians are like sending these like, you know military helicopters To go fight a war with people who are like Literally hiding in caves and then I think the Americans were arming them with rocket launchers that could take out these helicopters And each helicopter cost fucking $20 million and each rocket launcher cost, you know, $10,000 So if you just do the math eventually, you're like, okay, this is no longer worth it And I think that's the situation where people are presenting for Iran Which is like if it costs a million bucks every time we shoot down one of these drones is 20,000 bucks Yeah, you do the math as long as they can keep making drones or keep launching them It's just gonna be too costly will we run out of missiles? I don't know, but we're ain't even got to do good shit, bro So they say the question is do have we limited their capacity to launch it? I thought we did that last summer. Oh Yeah, but We did that last summer. So when the war starts the first casualty is the truth. God So this you can't believe anything you see I What what okay, there's so many things that you can point to to say that pisses you off about this situation, right shows you were a big anti-war guy huge, right? My biggest issue I'm like I'll say biggest, but the problem I have is I don't want American government and American elected officials be holding to anybody but the American people I don't care if it's Putin in Russia. Mm-hmm. I don't care if it's BB in Israel I don't want us doing the bidding of anybody except for the I don't want the American government doing the bidding of anybody except for the American people And I think that's a that's the thing here that the American people are trying to understand. They're like how is this beneficial to us? Right, like and you hear the people trying to put out the the propaganda, which is they said oh, they've chanted death to America And it's just like yeah, I don't want no country should be chanted death to America, but okay, we don't want that We're not pro that right, but like oh, they're gonna have nuclear weapons The reality is is like you could tell me all these these statistics in facts But if the American people themselves if we do not have an existential threat from the country of Iran It's gonna be very hard to get get a support for a war against them And I don't know if the average of the American is walking around afraid of Iran. Do you guys think that that exists here? And I think they reboot us for a war, but you are only not not not in a like Conventional army sense. I mean, I'm afraid of any country or anybody that could unleash Individual terrorists against the country of course, but I think Americans are afraid that they're not gonna be able to afford health care I think Americans are afraid they're not gonna be able to buy a house I think Americans are afraid that they're not going to be able to continue working at their jobs is going to be replaced by AI So if you want to hear about a government spending hundreds of billions of dollars You would hope that those hundreds of billions of dollars are going to work on those fears that America have not this Existential threat that you still low low on our list. Yes. Well, let's let's address the elephant in the room Yeah, very high on somebody else's list Absolutely, right. Yeah, so Bull say the person's name the great nation of Israel and you know, like I think it's very we're at a very dangerous moment especially for Jews in America because Chris say that you're Jewish just for people who just for those who don't know I am a Jew Jewish Support in America or I should say America support for Israel has always just been like a given right for the last 50 years Like it's just been sort of accepted. We're always going to they are going to be our closest ally in the region You know arguably of one of our closest allies across the world period I don't know if it's ever fully been under a microscope, right? It is under a fucking microscope right now and You know, I think I said I'm gonna say to you like I think they're out over their skis at the moment and You know, I want to be very careful in the phrasing, you know, this isn't about Jews specifically in America It's not even necessarily about the state of Israel It is very specifically about the Netanyahu government which is a very aggressive government which is a great wing Government that's been corrupted and was frankly on its way out before October 7th with the possibility that he would have wound up in jail There's nobody talk about that. It's a very real situation. I'm like why nobody talking but I knew that already and you got to get that You got a dangerous situation where in my opinion you have two leaders with nothing to lose who might Potentially be facing jail or some sort of repercussion for how they're moving and That's a dangerous combo They're gonna make moves that I don't think a whole lot of other people Would have made and you don't know what to believe because the story was last summer. I think it was Hey, we bombed their shit. That was crazy at the moment. We've sent a critical hunger We obliterated their nuclear capabilities. It's over. Can we talk about that for a moment because there was an interesting thing that That happens back then. We obliterated their nuclear capabilities supposedly which they were very Easily got them back up and running within weeks and now they're weeks away from an on nuclear bomb Okay, whatever they did a retaliatory attack. Do you guys remember that? Yeah, they attacked a base where was it and Somewhere in the middle. It was like appropriately like it for that, but but what was interesting is after that There was no further retaliation. That's what they thought this was going to be I really believed well Well, I'm curious your your thoughts on it then because what I thought about that moment was I Feel it basically the U.S. Let them save face right there like yeah, we're gonna take out your nuclear capabilities, right? You're saying death to America. We're worried about you nuke us who knows if that's even real Maybe it's Israel's worried about them nuke them and we're doing it for them But they go to attack us. They let us know before the attack happens and then we let them save face and then it's just and I looked at that and I go Oh, wow Maybe we don't want to go to war with Iran Maybe that maybe we are gonna prioritize not having boots on the ground in a foreign country and trying to bomb them into regime Changes has never happened in the history of the world, right? maybe And then this happens and it's like all right They don't even make no sense. I mean like what I know thing I hate the most is our Americans get screwed. I mean number one. Of course, you know Can I say one thing real quick because I hear all these people saying Justifications for it online. They're like both the the you know What's it called? Iran State sponsored Tara has killed a thousand Americans over the last whatever years Iran State sponsored Tara tried to kill a president Trump And a president the people and the president but like what what I don't understand is all these things happened Before when we struck the nuclear facility, right what has changed between then and now I can tell you what changed Well, but do you understand what I'm saying? It's like all all the sudden this propaganda is coming out where like we had to do this because of what they've Done well. I will say there have been a lot of people who have always been speaking out for the people of Iran and have actually been screaming and Banging for American and intervening let's be very clear and get rid of the leadership and I don't think there's Again, I can't speak for Americans, but I doubt there's anybody in America that doesn't want the people Iran to be liberated from an incredibly oppressive regime the question is is it worth Thousands and thousands of American lives and hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars to do it Yeah, and I just think it's why when I think it's why when I hear people who say Who are in support of Iranian people and they say I want them to get a taste of the democracy that we've experienced here in America Sure, but can we also acknowledge that our democracy here in America is looking very shaky right? You don't want this version Well, there's a better version and it's like the better than what you got now You're cheering to go do it is literally threatening our democracy, but I guess here what I what I said is I wouldn't be critical of a person who is Persian right who like wants to see their family liberated like my criticism. I'm not of you I completely get that I understand that the question then is like I also don't begrudge any American that's like Why the fuck are we doing this when I can't even afford to buy a house bro? How do we all the sudden have hundreds of billions of dollars for this war that I don't even understand how it benefits us at all And I don't feel any existential threat from this country. That's the basic thing right? The basic thing is like a toolbox that they got money for World of Can't Feed the Pope and you got the fact that there was no plan Like there wasn't even no plan for the Iranian people We're gonna get these leaders out and then you know the people will take over What does that even mean? Number one number two? What about all of these people stuck in all of these countries? That's how you know it wasn't no plan. That's how you know none of this was really truly premeditated system So Spurn a moment sick is why wouldn't they get so what are people out of Israel and Dubai because look so real quick So what is so then what is change right because this is the this is the stuff that I hear people that are supportive of this saying right They're like they tried to kill Trump right, which you should never try to attempt to To assassinate a leader of the United States of America any foreign country like example of how to again This is I'm going off of like what they're there. I don't want to call it propaganda, but let's just whatever Let's that there were probably so all the things that they're saying existed before we took out the nuclear facility What is changed from then so now that we need to do this on the table But is it a fair is it a fair question that I'm asking like what's it was so this is the this is the most like The brightest version I can paint of it. Yeah, I ran is that a historically weak moment in that it's Remember there's Shiite Muslims. They're not Sunni Muslims. Yeah, they're the minorities in the Muslim world So they're essentially only have but so many allies to start with but Syria was a very close major ally Iran supports Hamas, right, hezbollah. Yeah, no, there's no those guys are all who's here. Yeah Syria is over Hamas is essentially destroyed Hezbollah is like barely there this Was the moment where if you were a country that saw Iran as an existential threat This is the moment to make your move. They're never probably going to be this week again The problem is the country who sees that is Israel. So what has happened between the relationship with Israel and America that suddenly We felt a Blodged to move with them because essentially we're their sponsor. We give them their military budget We pour billions of dollars into them. We should be calling the shot in every situation. There's a famous Moment, I think it was with Clinton like when he was talking to Netanyahu and You know like I think Netanyahu. Oh no, it was for own But one of the one of the presents, you know, it was like trying to boss him out He's like who's the fucking superpower here? Yeah, where are the superpower? Right? We're calling the shots We don't seem to be calling the shots at the moment and The problem is I would even welcome some bullshit messaging where they make a case Anything they didn't even try with this one. They didn't even try with the propaganda What's going through the whole yellow, oh, my God? They don't they go Venezuela got oil. We're taking it Greenland got rarers. We're taking it and now with Iran They don't even have a thing that we're taking Right like they don't even say We don't even get a trail or bro. I don't know. I don't know what that is. I think it just dropped the movie It's like this the ghost me bro. Yeah, the day of Warm us up a little warm us up a little To the king England came here in hot dogs, right? Like they had some probably had to find a way to get American support into shit And I think now with the way that like information is disseminated. It's like democratized so like people can say stuff So you don't have every single news program just spouting the same fucking bullshit right now. They can't exactly lie us in Right, they made Colin Powell go explain his case. Yep in front of the UN, right? Yeah, and he had to he had to go Yeah, they sold it up. I think I read a statistic that said 70% of all people During that time literally believed I rack had weapons of mass 30% I think I'm I think I'm pretty I don't know if these are exact number, but it's around the range 30% thought it was some complete bullshit Right now. I saw a number that says the complete opposite. Oh, yeah, 30% are like Believe it and say percent are like what the fuck is this bullshit and also let's not be in frivolous with American lives four Americans have died Right for Americans that we know of that but that we know I have no reason to believe that that number is only four people Fair, I think that they whatever doesn't matter. I wouldn't Think it might be up to six or maybe it's six up to okay, but my point is like Zero-American lives should be taken if you don't have an excuse for us to even go do this Like not a single American should be dead if you're not even willing to give us a reason why we should be going to do this And if the and if the whole world how disrespectful is that to Americans the people that are not only put in the bill for this But also risking their lives for us that you don't even give us the dignity of an excuse But it was so sad is when the whole all y'all got to get out of here was that is when the whole world and Americans are looking at the situation and we know the reason because You'll be holding the BB Netanyahu. We don't know why we don't know if it's because you've been paid allegedly We don't know if you're we just know you're compromised in some way and I'll say it again I don't want any American a pilot elected official Being beholden to anybody but the American people like I don't go fuck who it is You know what I think I ran tick away the excuse that the U.S. was going to use because during the protest Oh, sorry during the protest in December and January Trump was talking like hey if you don't stop killing protesters We are going to come and like defend them like we are going to get involved and we already started sending a lot of those The the boats what are the military boats? We started There during that time and then I ran all of a sudden just stopped killing protesters So it took away the excuse we were probably going to use to attack. I don't know if that's true They killed thousands of protesters. No, but he said that was like no, no, no, I'm talking with this was during while they were killing Oh, it happened in December and January and then they stopped killing protesters I don't know if they stopped doing it because Trump said it or they stopped it because they killed enough that it afforded the protest That's what I think. Oh, I think the protest was still going on and people people were requesting that America come and Liberate them right. Let's let's play this and then go to asking to be a man. This is um This is Jeffrey Sacks the American economist listen to this has never been about nuclear weapons This has been about Israel's regional hegemony in the Middle East Israel wants to topple the Iranian regime Period, it has said so. This is not a mystery. This is not my claim. This is Israeli policy Repeated year in year out the whole idea that Trump is negotiating to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear weapon Go that was negotiated Trump ripped it up the Iranians have come back every year to say we don't want a nuclear weapon We want negotiations the United States does not accept yes for an answer because it works for the government of Israel This is the point. Why does it work for the government of Israel? It's a little hard to understand maybe because it's a Mike Huckabee's parishioners because of the people who read the Bible and say okay That's our foreign policy. That's possible It may be because of what's in the Epstein files that haven't been released It may be blackmail it may be corruption it may be many other things, but it is not about America's interests We have no interest whatsoever in going to a war with Iran Right now if there is such a war, it's a war because Israel has told the United States what to do and that raises a question Why has the United States done what Israel has told the United States to do for 30 years? And I don't just mean about Iran. I mean across the Middle East Cliring minds want to know guys. So I said this like jokingly but kind of serious on flagrant America should annex Israel the same way like we want to take over our Greenland and Just take all of them as well as resources like if they had to start paying taxes and we got What's the I agree on crazy? I don't think you should punish the whole state of Israel because of having a bad man in charge Well, why would that be punishing to be part of I don't even know what annex means It sounds like he wants to do to Greenland it's a punishment because it would go against what the desire for having your own nation state is That's what they would see it. Well, it would it would also keep us Literally physically vested in like the most volatile place in the earth, and I mean it already but we don't need to and ask you all quite like that's a thing We're gonna do it. We're gonna be serious. We would get some out of you may ask us to assume is Israel need regime change Chris? Oh, yeah, hundred percent. Okay. Yeah, Nettianu is is taking them to the brink right now and I don't know they they probably see it differently I understand if if you lived in Israel my cousin lives in Israel his family lives in Israel I'm sure they are legitimately afraid of the threat of Iran. I get all that. That's also reasonable It's not I'm gonna be afraid it's not unreasonable, but You know, even like what sacks was saying like the diplomatic attempt to solve this This is when when Trump hires or assigns Qualified people to important jobs just because they're yes, man We're seeing the results of that right now. Who were the special envoys? Steve Whitkoff? Jarrah Kushner. Yeah, but right now you're bailing out from kind of it's like I know, but I'm just ultimately I don't think so. I but my point is these are real estate guys. Yes, I know I know I guess what I'm saying is like ultimately he's the responsible party for the decision. Oh, I'm just showing you how incompetent he is because he doesn't care about putting the best people. I'm not saying a season 50 year veteran of these conversations might have landed us in a different place, but when you literally send in your real estate buddies into the most volatile place of the world and American lives are at stake with American like six Americans died, but like this is what I think we've hit peg Seth. He's a fucking Fox News guy, man. He shouldn't be the secretary of war. Why isn't this shit working? Guys, I think we've we've become desensitized to the amount of deaths in war, right? Like we hear these staggering numbers coming out of Gaza, staggering numbers coming out of Ukraine, Russia. It's like, we're think about the girls in Iran. I would say 151 girls got killed. 167 girls. 167 girls. Like we just like, just think about that. You got daughters. We got kids there. It's good to think about that. So this is the argument that people make why you can't bomb people into regime change. Bombing people is going to actually unite them against the party. They're bombing them. Yeah, by the way, they're going to rally. Yeah. Oh, by the way, for generation. Not just for the generation. It's up. Murdering versus 50 cent. Yeah. It's up for generations, bro. Yeah. Let's do some asking it. It's Taylor gang. Taylor gang gang got to get home to low P. Low P called me this morning. Nine months old already using the phone. Like, yo, make sure mommy get home at a reasonable time. He said before 730. He told me that he said that this morning. Now he did. He was like, yo, it's all over here. I said, what's wrong, man? I'm over here, teaming. I said, damn, that's crazy. Then you tried to put some liquor on his guns last night. He wasn't having it. Is that true? What? What you mean? What you mean? What you mean? So, buddy, how about you just tune you out? All right, asking it. It's, man. Brian underscore rolia 17 best stereotype that you believe are can prove that is real on any race. Oh, I mean, it's so many. I always say it's not a stereotype if it's true. I actually don't go out of my way to look for stereotypes, but when I see them, I understand, you know what I mean? I told y'all the other day, I was, I went off the, I was going down the, I got off the highway. I was going down the one way. You know, you, you know, you get off the highway and it's like the yield sign is you're going off the one way. There was a car coming to the other direction. I had to like slow down a little bit and the car was going to the other direction. And then the car backed up in the middle of the median to drive back out on the road. Woman. What else? Asian. Not a stereotype if it's true. That's literally what I think in my mind. I think that I thought in my mind soon as I thought I said it's not a stereotype if it's true. You know, Chris. I want you to know now. Chris can't say today. I mean, I'm just telling you. I told you all this story already. Anybody anybody here been to Asia? Yeah. No, I've never been there. We've been in Asia. I've been to Singapore, I've been to Malaysia. I've been Singapore. The driving is impeccable. But it's self-driving cars. Aren't the cars driving themselves? No, it's they, I don't know. I kind of think Asians are like pluralists like they communicate. This is so stupid. All in one brain. So like when they're just with each other, they drive perfectly kind of what I was going for. Yeah. It's like America brings out bad driving. Yes. When you're in your home country and there's understood set of rules and everyone's on the same page as driving. When you're in the Middle East, it's insane the driving. Or even when I was in Africa, Egypt, insane the driving. They don't even abide by the street lanes. It's everybody's honking whatever, but it's this beautiful chaos and it kind of works. Yeah. Right? Maybe that's what makes them the best drivers. That's what they come here and it's over, right? So maybe they get the experience. That's like the division one SEC school that you're going to learn how to be a football player. Collinization is another stereotype. What's that? Collinization. Like white people? Yeah. That we like to do that? Oh, yeah. Why? Oh, it's been going down the last couple of years. White people colonizing? Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. I feel like it's more non-white people moving into America. No, no, no. I'm talking about going to take that price. Right? Isn't it? Isn't it? If you go on the internet, people kind of think we're being colonized. Every culture colonizes. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you broke and whack. What? I'm just saying, like if you if your history, if your culture hadn't colonized at all at a point in time, you were just bombs or good people. No, ain't no good. That's a fucking idea. Fuck out of you. I tell you, you went through a list. There's from what I can tell unscientificly only one group of people who've never colonized another. Oh, who's that Chris? This is good. I would call them Eskimos. I think there's another name you're supposed to use now. I don't know. No, I'm serious. I think it's environmental. You got to keep it real simple when you're living in the order. You don't have the ability to find everybody else is a colonizer. Eskimos, they're not guilty. I've never met an Eskimo Yo. Neither of you. Neither of you. Get the fuck out of here. Where? I was in Alaska. Really? How are they? It's all Mexican. Really? Yeah. I don't know why I thought they were short. Not at all. Did they really do the Eskimo kiss shit? Yeah. Really? Yeah. You guys are a talker. In you it. That's the word. In you it. In you it. Why are you calling them that, bro? You did not have the call in the end word, Chris. That's crazy. See? Serial type. That's true. Using the word. Using the end word. Say Quay Merk underscore. What's something you did that was ridiculous, but it bought you a lot of joy. This fucker. Yeah. Every week, we risk it all. A hundred percent. Every week with 13 years. That's crazy. But it brings so much joy. Now, but isn't that crazy? For 13 years, we come here. We just, we say shit. It is way too wild for how known we are and how much we have to lose. If we get we recorded, if we get we on video, it's too much. Why do we do this to ourselves? It's awesome. But we are. It's like. It's too much. Yeah. It's too much. It's actually ridiculous. My week don't go the same. I know. I gotta come in and just dump. I get it. That's it. Let me just dump. Let me just put it out. I don't want to dump. Let me put it out there, guys. Let me put it out. And we're still on YouTube, so you can leave comments and talk shit. Where the ones that should actually go to Netflix. We should actually go to Netflix. We all can shut the fuck up. We're not going to do that. That's part of it. That's also what makes it ridiculous. We come here every week, risk it all, and then let these people have an opinion on it. We're doing too much. How much do we do on it? Too much. Too much. Too much. It's crazy. Major.Catrice says, "What is something or someone you have seen that does not get enough credit?" Oh, so many. I mean, what do you begin? Like, you gotta give me industry. You gotta break it down, like, man, there's a lot of people I think don't get enough credit. One of the most recent, I think, Reverend Jesse Jackson is the president who didn't get enough credit. I think that people had a perception. Especially a lot of black people had a perception of him that, I don't think was true or fair. That's why I've liked a lot of the audio that has come out from the Ottoman Minister Louis Firecon, where he's just basically telling you, "Watch your mouth about Jesse Jackson." You know what I'm saying? They had their differences, but they were brothers, but he's like, "You'll watch your mouth about Jesse Jackson because you simply have not done as much as him when it comes to the advancement of black people. Like, watch your fuck." And he literally, like, he's literally like, I mean, of course, he don't say, "Watch your fuck." But that's what he's essentially saying, "Watch your mouth." But I think he's somebody that doesn't get enough credit. Another person that I don't think get enough credit told y'all last week, "Shek Luch, god damn it." Y'all shout out "Shek." Okay. "Shek Luch" don't get enough credit. Give them his flowers. "Shek Luch" has had some of the most classic verses on some of the most classic records. I was hate. I was hate. I was hate. I was hate. I was hate. I was hate. Big hate. And I, man, I'll stand on this. You can go back to listening to some of them old locks-free styles. You know, like you'll see with the locks and biggie, go listen to the locks over cream. You know, "Shek was smoking shit." Smoking shit. So shout out to Shek. What about you? What's something of someone you have seen that does not get enough credit? Those hookers that handled Steven Hawking on Epstein's Island. I don't believe that. I don't believe it. So my so many pictures, I'll believe that. There's a pic. I don't believe it. I don't believe those pictures are real. The fuck were they doing to Steven Hawking? You believe all those conspiracies, but you don't believe that. Nah, bro. Nah. - Nah, 'cause there's too many questions that need to be answered, bro. - Yeah. - The Steven, the Steve, he's alive, right? - No. - Oh, he died. - Did his dick work? - Yeah. - How do we know? - They know, there was two of them. I need to talk to them, you know where, you know, he (beep) right? What? - He (beep) - God, I love his black holes. (laughing) - He's a guy, man. (laughing) - You should get paid to do this, bro. - This guy, man, this guy, man. (laughing) - Oh, Oscar, be savage on 'em. (laughing) - That's not the one you're right, man. That was ridiculous. - That's all, listen to the podcast. You think we're smart, you think we're brilliant, you think we're, oh, long man, hold on, hold on. (laughing) - You're so slow, man. - Come on, come on. - As always, bro, we're outside. - We're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple of idiots, and don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the "Burying Nidios" podcast. Thank you for listening. (laughing) (upbeat music)

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The host proposes a conspiracy theory linking Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump to time travel, citing Epstein’s image on the $20 bill as evidence of hidden influence.
  2. The discussion references fictional stories like *Baron Trump’s underground journey* to suggest time-traveling connections between powerful figures.
  3. Tesla and other historical figures are included in a broader narrative of time-traveling elites who foresee future events and manipulate outcomes.
  4. A key argument is that individuals with advanced knowledge of future events would act aggressively to prevent them, such as by influencing policy, DEI, or education.
  5. The host critiques the portrayal of white people as conspiracy theorists, suggesting it reflects a deeper societal bias rather than reality.
  6. A segment focuses on generational trauma, where personal experiences like childhood abuse are passed down and manifest in fear of gay individuals or strangers.
  7. The conversation includes a satirical take on time travel being powered by extreme energy sources like the sun or particle colliders.
  8. Bill Clinton’s deposition is used as a case study to highlight contradictions in memory and denial, suggesting a pattern of cover-up among powerful figures.

Summary:

The podcast features a satirical and conspiratorial exploration of high-profile figures like Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, and Bill Clinton, proposing that they are connected through time travel or hidden knowledge. The host argues that Epstein's image on the $20 bill symbolizes his influence over powerful systems, while stories like "Baron Trump" suggest time-traveling elites who foresee future events. These theories are extended to include Nikola Tesla and even the sun or particle colliders as potential energy sources for time travel.

A central claim is that those with foresight would act aggressively to prevent future events, such as through political manipulation or censorship. The discussion also touches on generational trauma, where personal fears—like being violated or witnessing abuse—lead to anxiety around gay people or strangers. The episode uses Bill Clinton’s deposition as a case study, highlighting inconsistencies in his testimony and suggesting a pattern of denial among powerful individuals.

The host critiques conspiracy theories as tools of social control, arguing that white people may dismiss such narratives due to systemic bias. The conversation blends absurdity with serious themes, using humor and exaggeration to examine power, memory, and hidden knowledge, ultimately suggesting that the elite are aware of future events and work to maintain control. While not grounded in factual evidence, the episode serves as a satirical commentary on how conspiracy theories reflect societal fears and power dynamics.

FAQs

Jeffrey Epstein's name appears on the $20 bill due to Andrew Jackson, who is the main historical figure featured. This has led to conspiracy theories suggesting a connection between Epstein and powerful figures, though it is not a factual or official representation.

The podcast presents a theory that both Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein are time travelers, based on coincidences and conspiracy narratives, but this idea is not supported by evidence and is considered speculative.

The podcast references a 19th-century children's book about a wealthy boy named Baron Trump who travels to a hidden world beneath the Earth, suggesting it may be a metaphor for time travel, though it is not a factual claim.

The podcast argues that Bill Clinton's detailed memory of events during a deposition, such as being in a hot tub with others, suggests he may have been lying or fabricating details, especially regarding underage involvement.

The podcast suggests that the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland, often called a 'sun machine' or 'particle collider,' may have opened a portal for time travel, with some claiming it serves as a hidden power source for time travel.

Yes, the podcast suggests that Trump and Clinton may have known each other's private information, citing their contrasting statements during depositions and the timing of their responses as evidence of a deeper connection or collusion.

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