As A Man w/ Joe Santagato - Episode 256

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You know what I'm saying? And nobody coming over there just to eat beans and shit. No, no, no. Let's talk about the intro to Last Pie. You niggas is not real. You niggas is not feel. You niggas is not chill. I went and looked at Last Pie and I was like, what the fuck is this? We didn't. We didn't probably earn a new subscriber from the last. If somebody looked at our YouTube and clicked on it, I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? I think the funny part was that I went to the bathroom. So this was Gene and Pat's, I guess, way of wasting time before I came back. It was more of just like to get ourselves amped up because I'm running off four hours of sleep in Boston. I got a fucking Boston Red Sox hat on. I'm so fucking. They didn't give me the attitude. They didn't fucking knock. I'm like, I'm like into it. So I'm in a bad mood. So I'm like Gene threw on some music. So I'm like, oh, shit, let me get myself hyped. And then next thing you know, I see a top comment is like, J. Cole this. This nigga think you J. Cole. I'm like, wait, what the fuck are they talking about? Nigga said stick to podcasting. Yeah. I mean, that technically was podcasting and you watched it, little bitch. I'm just saying niggas just be talking, though. I had a nigga DM you, so you stop rapping. It's just like, nigga, I never started. What are you talking about? I just I can't say I can't try to freestyle for three lines. Am I not human? As a man, though. Yeah. No, as a man, you should know how to at least freestyle. No, not at all. Yes. What the hell? It's weird. I lose respect for niggas. No, no, no. You don't lose the respect for somebody that doesn't know how to rhyme. Bro, listen. That at least tries. Thank you. You at least got to have. I don't care. Some people are not good with words. Like me, it takes me a while to build up words. I'm really good at punchlines, and I feel like I'm good at melodies. But as far as rapping and longevity, I struggle to find the words and stuff. You got to have one or the other. Obviously, everybody can't rap, but you should at least be able to be like, I would say to. Okay, he caught the beat. That's what he would say. If he could rap, he good. But if nigga ain't got no melody, no rhymes, stay the fuck away from me, nigga. How would you even know this as a grown man, like in a group of your friends? How would you know? Bro, you can tell, bro. You never heard me rap. But I heard you try to rap your favorite song. And you're actually good at it. So I gave you your respect. It's a song that you stole and you used to rap when you was younger. So it's just like, I heard you rap that before. I heard you rap some UK drill rap where I'm like, if he had to, he could do it. It's just like a level of respect. But it's just like some people I know, and they black, just to be honest, or they minority, and they can't put it together. I just like, that shit, it's something else underneath there, too. You probably want to go to a KKK meeting, too. That's what's next. Man, the reach on this episode. It's whatever, bro. All right. Let's get to the Joe episode. No, wait, wait. Go ahead. Fuck you, Clay. Happy international. I'm sorry, Clay. I had to, brother. I got to stay with a good side, brother. You fucked up. He'll understand. He got to understand, though. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Come on, bro. You know I had to, man. Anyway, let's get to the Joe episode. Yo, yo. That's not what we're doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. I'll drive, man. Okay, then. Welcome to Crash Somebody's Podcast. I'm almost positive older white men go to the airport just to call. And, like, after seeing that tweet, I want to get your perspective on it. Like, what do you see the most in the airport? Because, like, this is the most I've ever traveled in my life. Yeah. Like, being on tour, I've been in, like, 10 different cities in the last 13 days. And I'm starting to see a pattern of the same people. But I want to get y'all's first before I go into mine. Like, what's a person that you've seen every single time? Like, a type of person at the airport? For me, I think that people who have really large luggage are usually the most annoying people in the airport. They, like, don't even know how it works. You know, like, they think everyone in there works for them kind of thing. And then they always got to go to the counter. They have questions. We're trying to board. And then they got more questions. They're trying to upgrade at the gate while we're already boarding. Like, the bigger the luggage, though. Like, and maybe that's just because, I don't know. Like, people who don't travel that much, they have a lot of questions and whatnot. But it's like, yeah, we're all here. We're all getting on this thing. The older men coughing at the fucking airport, they do eat coffee. They always have, like, a little cough. Or clear their throat. I think for me, I think it's a lot of a team. And I like to analyze the leader of the group. Who's the captain? Yeah. Because you see that person, there's obviously the chaperone, whoever's chaperoning the team. But it's also seeing how organized they can be. Because there was that one lady, I forgot where we were at. But she was a, you're, you know what I'm talking about. No, you're doing that. Don't do that. Yes. You're doing that. You're trying to say she wasn't a stud. No, you said she was. She was not a stud. She's not past the test. She had a wedding ring on. And I saw, you were confused. Studs can't be married? But listen. Yeah, what do you mean? It's 2026. What the fuck? No, trust me. Trust me after I say this. You got, you didn't see the cut of her pants. Like, she had on Adidas track pants. Okay. She had the ankle and she had some ankle jewelry on. That's somebody's woman. That's a, trust me. She wasn't a stud. I don't know. But she, she had. And, and, and this is how I know. That African guy came up and asked her for directions and she said she doesn't know. Studs know all directions. I've never known a stud that didn't know where something was at. Like, she didn't know that. But no, the, the thing that I hate the most is like, I realize people are so used to getting away with shit. And like, you don't realize that until someone's trying to do it right in front of you. But we got somebody in this room. Uh, his name's Gene. Uh, he always tries to get away with shit. And it's just so funny. Cause it works for them sometimes. They'll go up to, um, like this lady that was in front of me, she had four bags. All four bags were over 52 pounds. And she asked, and she asked surprise every single time she put it on the thing. And they were like, yeah, this one's 53 pounds. She's like, what? Put it on the thing. This one's 56 pounds. She's like, what? 56 is crazy. She put one on a thing. She could barely fucking pick it up. It was 71 pounds. I'll rest this woman. No one should be traveling with that much weight. And she was acting surprised. And I'm like, Oh, she's about to get cooked. And then this dude was like, Hmm. Okay. I'll give you these three, but this one, you're going to have to pay for it. And I'm like, that's why she keeps fucking doing it, bro. Because of you got to send her home. Yes. That's it. You're not traveling. She should have maced her like right away. Speaker 1: I don't know where you're going with all that luggage. You got 300 pounds of luggage. Like where are you going? Speaker 2: And it's true too, especially domestic too. We're not even in, in, in, where could you possibly be going? Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know where the fuck she was going, but I try not to harp on too many people. I accidentally smuggled drugs to another country on accident. People make mistakes. We don't judge. That's crazy. Which kind of drugs was it? How much was it? Speaker 1: To another country is crazy. Cause you probably had to go to the kiosk and be like, I have nothing to declare. And you got just drugs in your, I, I, it was a squished up joint. Yes. Come on now. I literally just fucked up too. It was fucked up. We were staying. Where were we at in London? I forgot. Like we're, we're in a part of London that even if they smell some, we you're probably going to jail. Right? Like I forgot the hotel was at the Ritz in London or something like that. Um, or the Kimpton or whatever. And I dug in my pocket when we were at a bar and I was just like, damn, the, all this dust. Like, damn, all this dust in my pocket. And I like yank it out. Like how did dust get in my pocket and just weed particles going everywhere while I'm in this bar. And I'm just like, man, only thing I can do is hurry up and grab a plate of beans. Act normal. Quick, get the beans. I did have beans on toast in Scotland. I was like, yo, Loki, this is pretty good. You fucked with it? I kind of did. In the morning? Beans just don't seem like a morning food to me. It's not. It's not. And London, too. I just don't like the way they did their bacon. It's like not fried to me. It's like they put it on the pan for like two seconds, and I'm like, alright. I don't like they have the mushy peas. That shit is nasty. And then there's something else. Like blood sausage or something. I'm like, I'm good. No, that's crazy. There's only one blood sausage around here. That's one time a month. Oh my god. Alright. No, but we should, honestly, there should be no more beans, though. Beans should be just the nickname of like your fat friend. That's what I'm going to nickname. You don't fuck with beans at all? No. I fuck with beans. Like barbecue beans? No, not anymore. Like, once I saw how much sugar was in those barbecue beans, it kind of tricked me. Yeah. I mean, I'm definitely health conscious, though. You just ate a bag of Doritos. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. At the green room. At the green room? Yeah. Come on, now. You love hot dogs, apparently. Hot dogs? Green room? I don't like hot dogs. I break up my hot dogs, too, into nine pieces. Nine? Yeah. Then I fry them again so they're not hot dogs anymore. Now they're worse for you. Let's deep fry these a little bit. Hey, welcome to Crash the Reese Podcast. We got Joel with us today. I appreciate you guys having me on, man. Thank you. I appreciate you coming through. The guy you know more than us on our own podcast. Yes, we just introduced him. I feel like we got to introduce ourselves. I'm Pat. I'm Pat. Oh, shit. Hope y'all here. Oh, this is totally left field, but I was putting on my boxers today, right? Crazy start. Crazy start. Right after the hot dog conversation. How do you put on your boxers? Are you left to right? So I put on my boxers and I did the little spandex little flip. Like, I was wondering if anybody else pulls on their spandex and they snap against you. No, I'm not putting on pantyhose. I'm putting on boxers. I stopped that when I grew a dick. That's when I stopped that. I did on accident today. I was like, wait. You put them on and then you were just like, ah. I put them on. I kind of went to the. I actually recorded the noise because I thought it was actually interesting. Joe, do your noise again. Like with your thumbs out? No, I recorded the sound. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, listen, listen. Bro, chill. You know this? You need to size up. Is that not a foreplay video or some shit? Someone's ass got smacked in that. That wasn't a underwear. No, that was all the spandex in my waist. You need to size up because that sounds like it was way too tight. Like it was slapping you, dude. That was crazy. So nobody else does that? Knowing somebody needs to size up off audio is so fucking crazy. Yeah, that sounds like. That didn't sound like. I feel very weird hearing that. Why? Because you had to be in your bathroom, in your room? No, no, no. I wasn't in the room. I did it the first time without obviously recording it. I was like, oh, this is going to be actually funny to bring up. And I wanted to actually record it so I had a reference. That's the word you came up with? Yeah, I just wanted a reference. Okay, so on this video. I don't want to see the video. Are you in the video? No. He's filming the ceiling. I'll show you the video. You're like those OnlyFans girls. After you pay and shit, you find out it's all audio. This could be mac and cheese for all I know. What? Just the ground. No, why are you showing me this? Bro, why are you that weirded out, bro? It literally looks like something you accidentally clicked. And the angle's like this, too. There's guys that'll pay for that video, though, Mike. Hey, man. Money's money, right? That's what they say. I saw the picture of my feet once. Really? Yeah, just for fun. Just to see. Just to say I was a sex worker for a day. Like, as Joe Basement Yard? Mm-hmm. Really? Mad long ago. I love telling this story, though. But I was telling you guys, I do another podcast called Other People's Lives, and we talked to someone who had, like, a foot fetish. So my buddy Greg, who I do the show with, he's like, yo, should we just, like, send pictures to this dude? Because he's asking for them. And I was like, no. Like, no. And he's like, no, we should do it. And I was like, he's like, yo, we get to say we're sex workers. And I was like, okay. Fine. So I took a picture of my foot, and then he sent it to the guy, and then I retired right there. What type of picture was it? Like, was it, like, the way you had your foot right now? Nah, it was, like, the bottom of my foot, like this. The bottom of your foot? I feel like you're supposed to, like, wait for that. What? I'm supposed to what? I don't know. I feel like. The top of the foot? I'm not in a foot game, but I feel like you're not supposed to. I feel like you're not supposed to reveal, like, your bottom. That's like. Yeah, but I was getting paid. How much did you get paid? That's a good question. I don't know. Probably less than you think. Less than $100, you think? It was probably around there, like $75, $100. $75, $100. That'll be like. He didn't know it was your foot? It was a bucket list, huh? Yeah. He did. So he still has that? He must. Unless he threw it away, and then I'd be offended, honestly. I think he still has that. No, he definitely has that. Because you weren't. Was the podcast as big as it is now? No, it wasn't. So it's worth a lot more. I feel like that times 100 by now. I mean, yeah, I think. I mean. The price went up. Yesterday's price is not today's price, for sure. Nigga's gonna tell your shit to NFT. The price has gone up. But I was just like. I don't know. It was just like a funny thing. And I was like. Then afterwards, I was like, what's going on with this picture, though? Like, what is it being used for and shit? Was it one photo you took? Like, did you take the first. It was like one and done? Or did you take multiple takes? Like, oh, this one don't look right. Hold on. Turn the light on. Get a lamp over here. No, I didn't do all that. Did you go running and do it? No. Let me guess. Let me get a little athlete foot first. Well, we also talked to another woman who, like, sells her underwear online. And she says that she gets a lot of requests where it's like, wear the same pair and work out with them for, like, five days. Then send it to me. Wow. Yeah. I've heard it all. It's. Yeah. I've seen, like, the clothes thing. I mean, we had a woman on who, like, she dated a guy and he wanted her to work 72 hours a day straight without a shower. Oh, yeah. He liked her musties. And then come straight home and then he would do it to her armpits. Propel Fitness Water with Gatorade Electrolytes, zero sugar, and vitamins. Propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self. What propels you? I get so many headaches every month. It could be chronic migraine, 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting four hours or more. Botox, autobotulinum toxin A, prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine. It's not for those who have 14 or fewer headache days a month. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis, or Lambert-Eaton syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Why wait? Ask your doctor. Visit BotoxChronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more. Now when you say do it to it. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly what you think. Yeah. Yeah. I think Mike asked him, like, does it come out of the back of the armpit or does it just. He's got to be behind her, right? Oh, that's a good question. Or in front of, like. I think for leverage reasons. It has to be behind, right? It has to be behind. Yeah. Because you have to grab here. Because it would be awkward, I guess. That's a lot of info. Four-pit position. Four-pit position? Gene just said there's four. Like in real life? Is this real? This real info? What is the four? This way? Back? Back? Yeah. Side? Oh, they make an armbar? Oh. Kind of like a. Okay. Wait. So somebody could. So. That's crazy. So there's guys getting off their dick being in a headlock. Got it. Come on, bully my dick. It's a pit lock, yeah. Give it a noogie. I mean, there's people out there that like to be stoned. Stepped on and kicked. We had somebody, too, on the podcast that liked to get. She was getting paid to kick people in the ball. She got fired, though. She probably kicked too hard. Or she wasn't kicking hard enough, probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, like, all those people aren't in it for the love of the game. I feel like some people use it as a gateway. Like, hey, if I can pay this woman or whoever I'm paying to do this certain act, if I'm consistent, eventually I could be like, hey, show me your calf muscle. Then next thing you know, show me your knee. You know? the leg. Yeah. Yeah. i mean i don't know i in i don't want to say in my experience in the conversations that i've had the the guys who are into getting like kicked or stepped on or whatever like they are hyper focused on that like it's like wear a stiletto especially eventually because those people are the people they're looking for are very niche yeah so it's like you won't be able to find them so yeah so you gotta when you have a crazy kink it's like your dating pool is very small yeah i don't think i don't think it's as small as you think it is i think those people actually find their people a lot quicker they have like meetups yeah because like i feel like the attraction when you have a kink the attraction has to go down you have to like start like if you like a specific thing like if you like uh clowns yeah yes if you like clowns like you know like where you're going you know you got to find someone who's down to clown which is not i mean a lot of the people that we've talked to there's like online forums and things like that but i don't think it's like a lot of the people that we've talked to forums or conventions or whatever depending on what it is like it's one of the more like sexual things are not like conventions because they're not gonna have like a convention center where people are doing this but uh the the very niche things they will find people that are into it like online somewhere and then they'll meet up in person but a lot of them that we talk to they have very specific things have a partner that are like into it and know and they're just that's like the most locked-in relationship too i was gonna say when you want to talk about love and also probably like yeah they're just having better sex than everybody i think yeah if you if you have something so specific and then you find someone who's like i'm into that too that must be like you know no one else is gonna do it for you yeah yeah that's true that's why you see a lot of stepdads out there it's a lot of single moms eating ass hey the game is game let's see we can play a game really quick should we do that really quick okay all right i got this from from uh like multiple places on the internet a lot of people are playing like as a grown man there's a podcast in atlanta that does it like sandbox sandbox yes i like them and they do it like a lot and that's kind of like their thing but it's been taken over the internet so i wanted to give it a try okay um no this is from earlier okay mike did this earlier i did it yeah yeah oh my god it says as a grown man you shouldn't ask another man if he's tired okay oh because i asked genie if he was tired he looked tired that's crazy though like why because like why are you worried about if he sleep like what are you going to do like what are you going to do if he says oh i just because then it makes sense in my head why he's laying on the couch with his hat over like what do you expect him to say like my girl usually rubs my back at this time i just want a simple answer oh you think asking another man if they're tired is a gateway drug to tucking them in yeah yeah it's like okay why do you want to know like are you trying to help them or are you trying to help them i don't know i don't know i don't know me go to sleep i'll just that one's a reach that one's a reach that's a reach yeah yeah rock me to bed yeah girl usually uh so if you saw gene sleeping and he was like sleeping he looked cold you wouldn't put the blanket over him hell no really if you saw him shivering no i'd be mad as fuck i'd be like you dumb fuck take the blanket put it up yeah now he think i'm about to put the blanket over him and start smother him grown man grown man don't shiver wow that's toxic okay next one next one as a grown man you shouldn't have a group chat name no that's that we have group chat name no no no no no we don't have group chat don't say that don't say that yes we do we have one with editing we have one yes that's work you have to name them because we're in like jeans and five different group chats with us so if i go and type both yo there's a there's a chat between all us three and it says cdp chat cdp chat we don't always have a work in there yes i do oh you don't you just no creative names you you have some don't you name them yeah bro look at me white people this is what we do what's the craziest dog instagrams like this is this is what we do kiss our dog on the mouth i don't actually do that but but what type of group chat do you have then other than work one like friends do y'all name it yeah we want to know i don't i don't come up with the names but there are names so when you have a group chat it's just numbers just people i know with their names usually yeah but like if it's like again work related but how do you know which chat is what you might have more friends than us maybe that's the other thing but like yeah for like work ones like i'll have those like depending on like so i know how to like get to it yeah but i mean yeah i'm only really in like three chats 30 three three oh 30 is crazy fucking talk to the president yeah tiger woods so but you don't have like a group chat with like five other people hell no no how many are in a group chat like four at the most yeah and it's like got to be work related there's no like i don't i'm not going i'm not gonna lie like you for like special occasions like i go out with this many people like four and let's say you add a couple that's fine like a special occasion but if we lived in the same city and we hung out consistently i would challenge you to break your friend group apart if i'm going to be a part of it okay yo who you invite nah nah just just tom and jerry you got too many people that's fair i have one because i i grew up with a lot of kids um in queens so we had a group chat at one point there was like 15 people in it and like that's out of control and like that no longer exists but that was like my introduction to group chats was like there's 15 people at one time talking and a lot of it's like dead but like you'll sometimes when the chat is going i mean there's 15 people oh i was in a group chat okay but this is back this is like maybe like five years ago it's a snapchat group chat with random with random michaels and we're no group chat name was coochie wizards it was random michaels i've never met before like everybody only reason it was in there because they were named michael yes and i got added by michael you must have been like yeah james the one who put me in the group how many people i never really i never said anything in there but they were like post like it's almost like posting their little w's in the chat and it was like good shit michael grand rising michaels grand rising some shit like that yeah so i'm like oh i got a promotion at work today exactly and i guess there was one dude named trevor that got into the group and they went crazy on like get this get the who invited they were mad they kicked the person that invited trevor out the group chat not to the coochie wizards bro that's fire a guy that is named trevor would try to get into michael like what a bitch can i get in with you michaels no no because usually trevor's suck you know what i mean like there's no group like trevor's they can't even get together trevor wallace seems like a decent dude trevor wallace yeah yeah but name another good trevor uh trevor lawrence you think trevor wallace and trevor ariza would match up what them on a podcast together yeah yeah trevor and trevor if i saw that i'd be like this is the most random i feel like a fever dream yeah like duo i've ever seen trevor ariza too yeah i just i feel like that's how i feel about lamar odom and any other human being out there if they did a podcast i just want to see lamar odom with anybody first of all lamar odom he's alive right yes but you know the reason why i asked that is because first of all no no no because i mean yeah hold on let me explain why i said that because he's alive the reason why i say that because the the documentary on netflix is like the birth and death of lamar odom or something like that that was confusing yeah i was like he didn't die did he die did i miss that and then he's like he's alive if i was him i'd be like bro take this out of the title like you're making people was that what it's called the birth and death it's called something like that but like i'm pretty sure death is in the title and that's why i was like there's no way he's dead all i got from the documentary is that i just watched a couple clips yeah i just the death and life of lamar odom he did die though he did he flatlined yeah yeah he technically died then he went to rehab and then like while chloe had him at her house he was like sneaking and doing crack again like right after he got out of rehab it's crazy that's crazy that's so crazy he's but no i definitely we like we almost had him on the pile one time though that would be a good episode that'd been a no really you almost had lamar odom on the podcast i we're like this close i'm telling you that would have it was just too late at night he's probably already in party mode by then um okay this is for gene again um as a grown man you shouldn't have a ride waiting outside that that's that's so true go wait for your uber on the street like a man yeah like why is your ride waiting for you no i think you're trying to talk to other people i guess you know what i agree with that one that's so funny i think you're trying to funny that's a good one isn't that weird like you're talking to a guy you're just like yo bro when you leaving and he's just like all my rides already outside just like what the fuck bro why aren't you in the car also why are you not waiting outside is it too cold bro go be a man i'm definitely waiting inside no that's crazy that's so funny okay we'll do a couple more i also have anxiety about an uber pulling up and then like leaving yeah i'd be so mad if that happened ubers in new york are crazy wait like a rival like i've never like usually especially milwaukee it's like you probably wait like five six ten minutes here's like your uber's arrived your uber's arrived your uber's arrived i'm like wait i'm still upstairs i've arrived question mark i'm like bro give me a second like i'm walking towards the car i just appreciate them they're like it's almost like they're grateful for the work yeah you know what i mean they're like yes let's get the work let me help you with your bags let's go because like in milwaukee like they act like you're hitching a ride or something like that you know i'm paying for this shit right well the the airport thing which i i i forget where i was just in calgary but there the uber's like when you call an uber here and you're at the airport they always get out and they help you with your bags which i feel like is like they don't need to do that like but it's it's nice whatever but they do not do that there like you call and they're just like all right your shit's in the back okay and i'm like yeah like you know that's fine but it's just funny to see that like i don't know if that's a requirement or something in new york where the ubers have to get to the uber and they're like yeah that's fine but it's just funny to see that like i don't know if that's a requirement or something in new york where the ubers have to get to the uber and they're like get out and then help you with your bags and whatever sometimes i want to help but the guy's like oh yeah all right yeah some don't even let you they're like i want to slap my hand i was like hey no that's crazy i got it no slapping your hand it's crazy okay this is for mike right now everybody look at him camera him as a grown man you shouldn't hold your phone with two hands bro i do it no it's not it's a posture how do you hold your phone like this because like i used to go to a chiropractor like every week in college and he was telling me about my posture so i started practicing holding like my phone i love oh so that you're not like this yes i hold my phone i love all you went every week yeah i went every week hey what the hell happened to you that seems a little excessive really every week every week like did you play a sport yeah football okay was he hitting you up like what are you doing you sound stiff over the phone you sound stiff over the phone i guess if you're playing what position did you play oh receiver okay that's where we met we met in college okay so maybe maybe you're getting fucked up over the middle chiropractor like bring your boy in bring the whole receiving core in okay last one um okay let's see oh i like this i do i'm doing this like this last one because i'm guilty of it and i got caught out on it by these two um for both things as a grown man you shouldn't run across the street and you shouldn't run to the elevator when it's closing no i give i give it a little throt like a which one fake one yeah the elevator or to the to both elevator to what or like okay i i'm walking and it says stop and you know the light oh yeah it's like a car yeah no i'm running across the street a little bit it depends on i got really good you ran no i give a little burst and then i try to like cool it out like i'm never finishing running yeah you can't you can't finish yeah you might as well just no finish line finish literally might as well just bend over when you cross you ran over here yeah i'm not running across but i'll like move my arms so it appears like i'm yeah yeah i just want the driver to be like i'll make it some sort of yeah you know but just walking like just not caring it is annoying as a driver when you see somebody like walking across the street very nonchalant and it's like they're not supposed to be crossing it's like okay you don't even care i should run your ass over but i do give a little burst like you said and i'm also too insecure to run for an elevator or like a bus or something like if i'm missing something i missed it i found out i was like so my hat it was windy as fucking milwaukee one day i had this uh this hat on it was pretty pricey hat yeah it blew off my head and i was like i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it and it started blowing down the street and i'm like okay this is that's what do i do do i chase this yeah so i started giving a little a little you know a little run like my arms fast like you said yeah then it started blowing further and further so i'm like okay i have to give a little speed yeah now because i have to catch this hat because it's just gonna be a it's either good i get it now and and the embarrassment is over with or or i keep running try to be cool and run slow you by yourself i was by myself that helps because if you if i was with someone and that happened i'd be like fuck that but if i'm by myself like i'm probably gonna go out i got lucky it blew under a car and it stopped i was like thank god no so then you had to slide i'm glad it stopped though but at least i was like on the behind the car so it wasn't like facing the street it was like on the curse i can yeah you're underneath the car so i was like what are you doing i'm checking the um and it was one of those things where the curb is pretty high so i had to like really like i was like down like this that'd be so crazy if you died like that that'd be the dumbest death after what happened to him chasing his hat it's like a cartoon chase my hat right into traffic that reminded me of our our friend probably had like the worst uh hat moment in college um we were driving down this highway the driver accidentally rolled down the backseat window and our friend's hat and then when you're in the car there's nothing you can do but look at your shit like tumbleweed oh my god because you can't tell it to stop it's gone bro one time i was in an uber and i was sitting behind the driver and he rolled down his window and he spit out the window and i felt some shit hit my face and i was like i literally and you know i don't like i don't like that i'm not not that like like obviously everyone hates germs and shit but it's like another level for me i'm not like a super germaphobe but someone spitting on me like i literally was like yo i have to but i'm also not the type of person to like confrontational i'm i'm i'm like i can be confrontational but i don't want to make this person feel bad it was clearly an accident so what am i going to get out of that by being like yo like freaking out and this guy's in control of my life so i was like i'm not gonna mention it and then i'd like tweeted about it it's like as a joke yeah and then uber refunded the whole trip oh dang and then i was like damn i hope i didn't get this guy fired like because i feel bad now my reaction would have been loud enough so he knew he did something if it hit my lip i would have lost it i would i would have flipped the car myself but it hit me like right here and i was like yo oh no i'm literally i'm literally taking a shit in your back seat i'm literally pulling down my pants and and soiling myself in your back well i'm about to get even back here he has a what's that spit story you told to uh uh with the d-ray yeah it was at the a dude was at the airport and uh he was we're we're at the stalls peeing and all i hear is all i hear is he's like fuck i spit on my dick this is a white guy yeah come on now i know i knew from the beginning bro what'd you say yeah if you go i didn't he wasn't like talking to me he was like talking to himself but we're only like once in a while i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm just all apart yeah so it's like okay you're basically saying that to me yeah like what are we doing here you didn't even have to announce that no damn it was just like it was like a surprise the body was like what the fuck no i'm surprised he didn't check in on you like yo bro did you hear me yeah let me repeat it like okay last tweet a week before we gotta get to callers um okay oh yeah my favorite one jean sent me this he said move somebody said what if i cut it both my arms off and went to the sperm bank first of all cut it is crazy um there's got to be something there's got to be an answer to that but also can they just be like you don't think they'll accept this sperm or a machine huh who goes there a machine a machine who he cut both his arms off how how are they going to get his sperm oh a machine of some sort no that'd be fucked up they just had some like big buff dude like he had what if i tell him to use this what was that like a meme it was like a meme that you saw that's a tweet it's a real tweet what if i could both okay last one oh my god i gave a homeless man this last taco and he talking about where the green sauce man that's good i see that a lot a lot more now homeless people are getting more selective with the shit that goes into their body and rightfully so like i literally tried to give uh i thought like i was trying to do a good thing i saw a homeless guy he asked for money before i went in and i'm just like you know what i'm gonna buy food because i don't know what he's using the money for and i bought him like a bunch of double cheeseburgers and i handed it to him he was like bro i don't eat this shit i was like damn really yeah he was like straight up told me he's like i don't eat mcdonald's it's like you should start i feel like you could be picky i mean i mean what i i guess you know you can't tell me yeah more health conscious it's 2026 probably got a gym membership some of them do though no that's true that's like the that's what you gotta do yeah that's a good shower you can get it you know you can be healthy or whatever but that's mad funny camera still talk to women yeah i live around the area you know i worked for a company that um it was called the late daily here in manhattan and there was a homeless guy who had a sign that we would walk by all the time he was like on our corner and then he always looked like kind of well-dressed and then one of our one of the guys that worked there was like i'm gonna go interview that guy and see like what the deal is and then we did this whole series on him i think it's called like homeless joe but it was a guy who like there was like an interview thing they like walked around with him and he would go to like cvs and he would just like use something there like in the aisle to like do his hair and whatever and then he would go to bars and he would like hit on women and then go home with them and stay with them and it was like this whole propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self what propels you propel with gatorade electrolytes chronic migraine is 15 or more headache days a month each lasting four hours or more botox on a botulinum toxin a prevents 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including botulinum toxins as these may increase the risk of serious side effects why wait ask your doctor visit botox chronic migraine.com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more thing and it went like crazy viral but that was like the thing he's like sometimes i would get a gym membership to like take a shower or whatever and then i go to cvs and i use this stuff he has a bunch of outfits so he doesn't like you know quote unquote look homeless yeah but he is sitting there and he's like panhandling but then he'll try to go out to bars and present as like not homeless and just be like oh i'll just come stay at your place oh and like that's kind of what he was doing this was a while ago that has to be like the like best riz of all time like i don't have anywhere to sleep riz is crazy he was a very smooth talker like for sure but it was very like interesting like crazy he became like an internet sensation i've never what do you know his name homeless joe i mean that's the only name that i he's still around i don't think so this was a while ago so you don't think he's homeless anymore no i think he's chilling do you gotta figure it out now he must have moved out of manhattan found the right one find the right one married got two houses countryside house somebody for everybody no that is very true all right let's get through some callers yo yo what's going on i don't know chilling telling telling he's smoking or something yeah no that's true that's true welcome to crash on this podcast it's me pat and my friend joe here all right nice to be back nice to be back oh you repeat caller yes sir yes sir i got a problem that shit oh what's your hot take of the week all right it's not even for the week this is like life but not showering after sex is top tier what why is it because like for me i just like that nice sex coochie smell like and then a couple days like you feel me you'd be marinating i get to scratch my nuts little scratch and sniff you smell me sex sex coochie smell you said a couple of days yeah maybe like one or two but shit maybe three you know how i'm feeling interesting oh do you take showers yourself or does yeah it's a mutual thing like nobody takes a shower or you get to take a shower and she doesn't no no no she still do her normal thing like just after we had sex for a couple days like i'm just not gonna shower a couple days like where do you work like where do you work at uh wally world oh what type of what type of like walmart yeah okay okay i've never heard somebody call it wally world sounds like a lifetime employee to me no no no you don't think that that smelled this like what does your apartment smell like i mean it smelled good like to you my my nuts just that's it your nuts thing but you got like candles going or something like that i mean yeah like you feel me it's just me you you literally walk past soap every fucking day like like you i know like what do you what do you do at walmart i'll be stocking of course we knew you have to be in the back there's no way this man is on the floor so like is it just with the girl you're with or just any girl that you have sex with the girl i'm with right now like in the past you feel me like i'm gonna take that i'm gonna take that without that shower does she know you're doing that does she like it nobody gonna know i'm doing it okay man um it's like you in too deep brother yeah no no no like when is the last time what is the last time you had a shower are you talking to a stinky or have you just no i i had a shower um just yesterday i had a time is it he said i had a shower like it's like an event did you leave the line nah i don't got work till tonight oh that nigga he smelled like weed and smoking weed stinking up your girl i know you stink i've been taking my showers though i ain't had no bunion in a minute oh so you literally only do it when you have sex yeah yeah so like you wait until you do the stinkiest thing almost like they're probably the second stinkiest thing a human can do and then you don't shower what type of girls you messing with bro your girl literally stinks bro if you know she does yes she does if you stink she stinks there's nothing they don't work that's not even that's not how that works it is after the sex it's not but you're like you're like sweaty and shit though like you just said your balls smell so if your balls smell there's more chance that she smells as well no that's not true my girlfriend smell like like no your your girlfriend's stinky of proximity if you stink your fucking girlfriend stinks because you don't want to allow it so she's miss stinky will you will you shower before you have sex after this this time or were you just like will you double up i'll i'll always shower before the sex okay okay at least there's that so how do you know you're about to have sex if you're walking around stinky and then your girl come in like oh babe i want to have sex you like hold on let me go hop in the shower that's the thing like if i'm not gonna be stinky i'm not stinky most of the time it's just after the sex like for them for them one or two days after sex like i'm gonna be still scratching sniffing my nuts so you're only having sex so you don't have sex consistently that's what you're saying because you're saying one or two days so you have to wait one or two days i mean yeah not not too consistent you're trying to make the smell last yeah like really let it marinate like but it's not like i'm not having sex on purpose like yeah yeah i sound like but you're just trying to make it last like you you want the the funk to yeah like like you ain't never like had sex in the car like hot box like a little bit yeah i do what you're saying but yeah but i roll the windows down yeah no i ain't rolling no windows down trying to sweat i'm trapping it hot box hot box and coochie is different you know it all right bro you have a good one yeah how's it guys hello okay you're the one got it yeah yeah welcome to crabs and his podcast thank you thanks for having me happy international women's century to you too oh hey i didn't even know that girl it's like i feel like where's woman alive where's woman alive guys who you are yeah hell yes no you're okay where are you from south africa okay okay oh okay i got a question for you uh what's the strangest thing you've ever spent money on that would have to be the fucking ps5 that i bought my lame ass ex when he very clearly did not like me not an inch why why are you saying that he didn't like you oh man he used to call me a lot of names what would he call you dead ass he'd be like you're a fucking slut i'm like dude i'm only sleeping with you what are you talking about why was he uh why was what happened with the slut allegations i don't know man like why was he saying that angry um i think it's just because um i don't have a lot of guy friends but like the ones that i do have like i'm close to do you feel me okay close in what way um i just like i would be there for them do you feel me like if they were like one of them was going through a hell of a bad break up like all his friends abandoned him shit like that and i was like there for him you know oh okay this is that's pretty easy uh i know sorry it's pretty easy hang uh did he think those guys were lying or like he just didn't like you hanging out with those guys i think he just didn't like any male attention that i got like the whole thing was just weird how long did you date him oh you guys are gonna tune the fuck out of me but uh on and off for four years i think i went back to him like 10 times 10 times god damn what was the first like what were the reasons you left him yeah the first nine that 10th time like what year did you buy this xbox uh the ps5 good second um two years ago i think oh two years ago oh are you guys like done because you said on and off so are you actually off hell yes i'm off the most single girl you will ever meet we gotta get you on a dating show you deserve love fuck that dude wherever he at hope he hope he burning hell if you're uh single you know you who both of you whenever you finish that semester at hogwarts we could uh all right appreciate you coming on no we know we appreciate you and we maybe we'll get you thanks thanks for having me maybe we'll get you on a dating show to help you find love because you don't deserve yes please do you don't deserve whatever that dude is doing to you fuck him everybody agree yes yes oh thanks all right you have a good one hello hello hi hello welcome to crash on this podcast hi it's me pat and our friend joe here hi guys and only one of us has on an international woman shirt it's me oh my god no you don't dang all right i did uh international women's right here appreciate you um i gotta i gotta uh prompt for you so start it uh like this as a grown man or woman you shouldn't go ahead niggas should not be wearing all white but down to the shoes just an all-white outfit yeah like wearing all white tee and then going and buying white jeans is crazy because where do you find white what is it going to michael rubin's house i mean the all-white party you got money then sure oh so if you have money you can wear all white to each his own you're throwing the party yeah yeah okay what about like a like a european linen collection i think europeans look at americans when they wear all linen crazy probably if you go to europe are you are you allowed to wear all white or is it just like you said man and woman or just man no men grown men what about how do you feel about men wearing a full white suit on their wedding day uh to each his own but i guess if that's what he wants to do i mean his wedding day that's how we want to be remembered that's how we want to be what what is this what was your husband or your my man yeah it was if it was your man no your husband my husband no it wouldn't i wouldn't buy that would not buy on his day oh wait wait this is hypothetical they know no dead ass like no you would walk down the aisle put your foot in the ground and turn the other way no he would not be able to make that suit period no he's not making that shoe always how would you know he had it though don't you guys like hide the men men don't hide their suits the first look yeah it's the woman's day not the men's day are we are we talking about a hypothetical relationship though is she in a relationship oh no i'm actually in a relationship oh okay so he doesn't wear all white no he does not what is it about the all white that you don't like i don't know it gives high school it gives childish i feel it what is like let's talk about your husband though i met your boyfriend right my boyfriend what about him uh how long y'all been dating like four some years four some years how old are you yeah i'm 29 y'all been dating since y'all about 25 nope y'all y'all engaged better be this year he probably said that last year no no no i'm dead ass this year this year is like my year i'm like i'm turning 30 if not i'm gonna go find me one oh wow so you're ready to leave if you don't get engaged too yeah what i'm foreign i need to be four down my ass about this you're foreign oh you're nigerian aren't you i'm arab got it got it got it got it what's your name that's not nigerian for some reason it is nigerian but it's in arabic it's pronounced okay yeah because y'all can't say it no no you're good i probably i just knew it was not nigerian name yeah you're about right yeah no yeah it is it is a nigerian name but mine's just spelled way different so what if your boyfriend told you i'll propose to you but i want to be able to wear all white for the rest of our lives i'm gonna be in private or if he or if he he gets down on a knee and he's wearing an all white outfit are you like i want to say yes he's not going to wear all white my man he's very particular how he dresses oh you know everything he's gonna do huh yeah well i don't know everything yeah exactly a little little thing all right all right well hit us back when you engage see you oh i will hopefully the podcast still going hopefully we got a long late night by then yeah hopefully i am or i might be married by then be like my new co-host my son my 18 year old son here uh all right you have a good one you too bye yo god damn hello hey yo who we call the right brothers turn that point i'm in the semi truck i know i'm sorry guys okay i definitely heard the serious uh radio um i got a question for you um oh finish this prompt as a grown man you shouldn't you shouldn't be vlogging every day as a grown man no get ready with me what's that said no get ready with me um no that's all right but if you got like your grandmother and she's the only one that watches video then no just just stop well that's how that's how you got to start though oh yeah that's true don't get me wrong but like if you do it for like years and you still got one view and just your family watching your cousins watching is he canadian or something no hey no no no i get that a lot even more i'm from minnesota oh that makes a lot of sense so you are canadian yeah yeah that's canadian adjacent it sounds like uh like it might be actually happening in your life like who's vlogging right now that you want to stop you can shout them out right now i don't know anybody man so that's an appropriate amount of days in a row that you could vlog that is acceptable but then you said after a certain amount of time you're like all right pack it in well i mean i've seen some people on instagram reels and they usually get like 10 12 likes on their videos and all but like they've been doing it for years and they just they just haven't gained anything okay i got a thing for you okay you drive a truck right yes sir okay you're driving a truck let's say you you long distance um regional so sometimes i'm out of the home just give me just give me an average um average time that you drive from place to place um about well you get 11 hours of driving okay let's say in 11 hours 13 people hunk at you and say man that's some good fucking driving would you feel good about yourself not gonna lie you got me blushing over here you know how to drive that yeah i appreciate it you got me feeling good over here like a lot but that's how those people feel with those 12 likes that shit that's a lot of likes people don't have to like your shit when the last time you got a cop when the last time you got a compliment on your driving uh i would say one time when i was driving through a blizzard and i never put that thing in the ditch and i've seen some other guys put themselves in the ditch so oh you gotta didn't say that's good you gotta you didn't die compliment yeah but i just want to say thank you guys for putting me on here you know i've been watching since like the first episode of the show i've been watching since like the first episode of the show i ever watched was the day that you guys put uh the old guy that was holding or ordering a white castle i don't know you guys remember that no we don't an old guy that was ordering white castle i don't know it's some old head he was he rides a motorcycle that's all i know okay that detail that detail made it a thousand times worse for my memory he just added a fucking motorcycle to something i already didn't know i mean i usually call him sometimes he's on the motorcycle and the first time i ever heard this guy he was ordering white castle and you guys were talking about what would he do on his last day on earth and i think it's something about he was getting a four-some with some girls or something Oh, yeah, I do remember right now. He's my OG. Oh, man, you should put him on again. We haven't heard from him in years. That's actually a real friend. That's like a real friend. He got a real motorcycle team, so be careful what you say. They might pull up on you. Nah, I just about show up. All right, you have a good one. All right, you too. Thanks. Hello? Can you guys hear me? Yeah, we're going to get right into it. How's it going? Good. Slow down, Mike. Oh, my God. What's your hot take of the week? My hot take is that the United States has way too many states in it. Too many states? Yeah, way too many. We're going to give you an opportunity right now. Which one should we get rid of? Do it. Probably one of the useless ones, like Wyoming. Wyoming? Okay, what else? Down to 49. What is that one getting sucked into? It can become its own thing. Do you just want to rename Wyoming? No, they'll be on its own. They're all around. Okay, okay. We're just throwing it out. So how many states do you want to get it down to? Let's say like 40, 35. Okay. 40, 35? You're trying to get rid of 10, 15? Give us five more states you think should go then. Yeah, let's work it. We could absorb a couple states. There's no need for two Carolina states. There's no need for two Dakota, West Virginia, or whatever. So you could absorb those. I mean, I'm super down for North and South Dakota to be one thing. That way you can avoid the whole thing. Oh, fuck. We fuck with the Dakota thing. Where the fuck do you want Wyoming to go, though? I mean, useless. I mean, who lives there? Okay. Kanye. Name one person. Kanye was there for a bit. There's 1,800 people that you just pissed off in the state of Wyoming right now. I mean, I'm from Canada. We only have like 10 provinces. You're from Canada? Yeah. And you want to get rid of states? Yeah. There's no need. We have a bigger country. Oh, you're trying to. Trust me. You don't want to. Come on now. We're big bro for a reason. No, you're not. We're big bro. No, no, no. You guys need to cook bacon all the way through. We're big bro. What? All right. You have a good one. Yeah. Yo. Yo. What's up, Pat? Okay. That's not Pat. This is Pat. Oh, oh. Pat. That's Mike. Mike. Mike. Yeah. All right. Where's he from, though? Where are you from? Zambia. Zambia. Okay. Shout out to my Zambians. Finish this prompt, or just say the prompt. As a grown man, you shouldn't. Yeah, so actually, I was going for as a grown man. Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that was like a dramatic. Yeah. Go ahead. I think as a grown man, you're not supposed to know unnecessary things about your boys. You feel me? Like unnecessary things like what? Like, like knowing your boy's birthday and favorite colors and shit. Birthday is very common. Birthday is okay. Favorite color is hilarious. No, he's right. No, he's cooking. Birthday is like. Do you know his favorite color? Yeah. What is it? Pink. Do you know my favorite color? I think it gotta be brown, I feel like. Nah, it's purple, but I would say brown now. I feel like my favorite color changes with my clothing. Yeah, I feel like I knew the purple thing, because you were that all purple. So this is exactly what you're talking about, right? Like this conversation you think is. Exactly. What do you mean, you know, your friend's favorite color? No, that's right. No, you're right, because it's like, why the fuck are you telling me that we're celebrating your birthday? I should just go out on a random night out and be like, yo, bro, why are you drinking so much? You can know your friend's birthday. What else? What else, though? To me, I think might as well you. Might as well we just fuck each other. For birthdays? To know your birthday? Holy shit. He's like, yeah, if you're gonna text me a 1201 happy birthday, we're in a relationship. But I hate people that don't stand on business, so you don't know any other guy's birthday. You don't know anybody's birthday. No, even my close friends, they just tell me, like, yo, today's my birthday. He closes his ears. Don't tell me that. I don't want to know that. He's like, I don't want to talk about it. We're gonna have to fuck if I find out. So if someone tells you it's your birthday, is it okay to be like, oh, shit, it's your birthday? Happy birthday. Or you can't say happy birthday to your boys? No, I feel like it's cringe. Okay, a girl can like. You're saying if it's my birthday? Yeah, yeah. Well, no, if it's one of your friend's birthdays and you go out and then they're like, oh, it's my birthday. And you're like, oh, shit, happy birthday. Is that cool that you could wish your boy happy birthday? Nah, nah, nah. Nah, he's smiling. Give me one more example about birthdays. Like, you know, like, it can be a birthday and we can go out and have some drinks and shit, but not like telling me that this is the birthday, like, this is the birthday going on. So you can't know the birthday, but you can go out and get intoxicated with another man on purpose. Yeah. Thank you, thank you. Okay. You're not the birthday, bro. But give me another example, though, of things that are unnecessary things. Like, even knowing your friend's type. Like, type of a girl. Like, oh, that's your type. That's the kind of girl you like? That's valid. No, I should not know your type. I should not know your type, bro. If you know my type, then when you see my type out, you can be like, hey, there's this girl out here. But that would be knowing the type. That would be knowing the type. That's all right. No. No, you're right, bro. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Can I say something right now? Go ahead. I didn't expect you guys, like, to call me. So, like, I'm a bit nervous right now. And I've been a big fan of your podcast for a while now. I appreciate it. And, you know, you know what I'm saying? Hey, tell, hey. As a man, you shouldn't be telling people that you're nervous either. As a man, you tell me you're nervous? You shouldn't know your boy's podcast that they like. Yeah. Oh, come on. I just got to be real. Listen, I just have to be real on this one. It's like, okay, from where I'm from, it's like, I feel like I'm the only one that, like, fucks your pod. You feel me? Like, most of my friends don't, like, hop in pods and shit. Like, I've never seen any of my friends, like, talking about, no, this podcast. But you guys are like. It's a little like you don't see your friends talk about shit. How the fuck would you know about podcasts? You don't even know their damn birthday. You can't even ask their questions. Fuck. Now, Pat, you, Pat, you're on the bullshit, bro. I know you, man. What you know about me? Now, you talk some bullshit, bro. It's like, I know you. And actually, I fuck with you because you got that. I don't know. Like, your jokes, they just get me. Like, I understand them very well. Getting another man is crazy. No, no, you got it. No, I appreciate you, bro. You should audition for a Lion King. Oh, my gosh. I don't even know how to do that. I got you, bro. DM me. All right, all right, all right. Is Gene there? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he here. Shout out, Gene, bro. All right, good? Yeah. He said shout out to you, Gene. He said shout out, Gene. From Zambia. He said, fuck you. Oh, fuck. Yeah, he don't fuck with people from Zambia, bro. He said, oh. All right, bro. All right, bro. You have a good one. No, I fuck with you, bro. Hey, put them boys on. I know y'all don't talk much, but put them on. Can you give your friends suggestions as a man? Yep. Huh? Fuck no, bro. All right, bro. You have a good one. All right. Fuck no. Are you just giving me a suggestion? Shut up, fuck. Fuck no. What's next? You want my ass? Oh, man. Joe, appreciate you coming on the pod, bro. Yeah, no problem, man. That was mad fun. 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