Arman Tsarukyan Threatens To Slap Matan After Being Disrespected

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Arman Sarukian, please come in. And for today's co-host, we have Mike via a flooring Mike, Mike, radio man. Thanks for coming, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. So if you could just pull the mic close to you and then for anybody who might not know you, please introduce yourself and all that one. Arman Sarukian, you see fighter, number one ring, that's it. Do you have any fight coming up, anything like that? No, I don't have a coming up fight, but I'm a wrestler in the rough next month and then the next month, so probably my next fight is going to be in June, July, or we'll see. But you don't have an opponent yet? No, no, no, I'm here for the back-ups. If someone pulls out, I'll fight, you know. There is a fight next weekend, peri versus gaigi. And there is a Oliver versus Max Holloway. So if someone pulls out from the fight, I'll jump in as well. So since you don't have a fight, why don't you fight a retarded guy or a cripple? It's almost guaranteed that you'll win the fight then. Who? Since you don't have an opponent, why don't you do your next fight against a retarded guy or a cripple? Who's a retarded guy? No, just pick a retarded guy, just a random guy. Like with autism or something, or a guy without arms or stuff. No, no, in our division, there is not like that in top 15, we don't have like this. No, but it doesn't matter if he's in the top, it'll be such an easy win. You could do like three in the same night. I wish if they give me our fighting. You'll do it? Yeah, just be like this. I don't know if they do it in the UFC, but I think they do it in the Russian leagues. They'll have like three retarded women versus like a Russian monster. No, I've never seen that. You haven't seen it like the huge Russian guys fight the three women? No, it's in Polish, I guess. Yeah, would you do that? No, no, no, I don't want to fight with girls. But it could be funny because you're going to be able to win pretty easily. No, no, I want to fight versus man's, you know? What maybe when you're older, if you're like, you're a little less athletic, that's something you would do? No, when I'm going a little bit older, I'll, I'll, I'll retire from the fighting, enjoying the life. Yeah, but you know, it's not really even fighting because you could probably just give them a singular punch and the fight would be over. I don't need my money too much. Hmm. Yeah, the big brain issue is something wrong with his brain. He's the co-host for today. I mean, usually it's somebody else, but when he does this thing, what does it mean? I think he's trying to communicate to you. Maybe he's trying to ask for like a piece of food or a piece of bread or something. I wasn't scared from the interest, but today is my first time when I'm scared a little bit from you. He's scaring you? A little bit. Yeah. Is it because of his face? Yeah, but he's just a, he can talk, we're just doing the purpose, this shit for sure. I don't think it's on purpose. He's never talked to me, even off camera. I'm telling him. How did you find this guy? I found him on the street. I said, my co-host is in here today. He wasn't able to make it. Do you want to put on his clothes and pretend to be him? No, he, he's not look like homeless. Are you sure about that? Yeah. I would beg to differ. I would, I would disagree. I think he looks very homeless. Really? I think so. I mean, I gave him nice clothes. He gave him my, my usual guy's clothes. I can help him too. You can help him? Yeah. He would be a good, a guy to fight in that holy shriek. Mike, Mike. Mike, Mike. Mike, wish. So he has like funny tricks. He would be perfect for the Russian people to fight against. This guy. No, he's too weak, bro. That's why they usually just get very weak guys. No, no, no. Did you be interested in doing a prank with me where we find a homeless man with a dog and you put him to sleep and then I'll take his dog and let it out on the freeway? No, no, no, no. I don't do that shit. It's like for an Instagram video. No, no, I don't need that hype. It'll be good. It'll be good promo. No, no, no, I, I don't need that. But don't you hype. If I wanted to get the hype, I would beat, beat your ass right now on the camera. No, but I, I mean, it's like, get the, get the, get the lot of views. No, but I just like, you know, maybe I know how to fight with a homeless guy. It's less, I don't know how to fight, but wouldn't it be funny? No, no, no. If I want to, if I want to have a hype, I would beat your ass and you're right now. So I can get a lot of views. But I don't have a dog. There's no dog to land out on the freeway. There's no problem, bro. No dog. Without dogs. When you first arrived in New Vegas, did you immediately kill Benny or did you meet with Mr. House? I have no idea who's Benny and Mr. House. Benny's the guy who shot you in the beginning of the game. He's the guy with the checkered suit, and then Mr. House is the guy that corpse. He's laughing. No, he's making noises. He's trying to communicate with you. Yeah, brother. Oh, good, oh, good. Listen, I don't know who's Benny and, uh, don't know Benny and see who's, who's that? Mr. House. Mr. House, brother. Well, I said, move on. Move on. Yeah. Okay. Did you end up siding with the NCR, Mr. House, the Yes, man? Who's that, guys? Well, it's just the different characters you can siding with. The Yes, man is that robot that's been reprogrammed to say yes to everything. So he can help you take over New Vegas or you could end up just siding with Mr. House or the New California Republic. No, no, robot. I would like to have Robert. Okay. And did you reprogram Prem Slim to become the mayor of Prem? I have no idea what he's talking about. Okay. I can, that's something with it. Maybe it was him. I can communicate. No. I don't know. I didn't. You didn't understand what I just asked you. No, no brother. What are you talking about? That robot that you know, I just know about robot. What else? I'm saying the robot. His name is Prem Slim. And if you reprogram him, you can make him the mayor of the town, but you have to have a high intelligence level. And it's in the beginning of the game. So a lot of people don't have that intelligence level yet. So they're more, no, no, we don't, and we don't need the Meyer and Terminator Meyer. Okay, okay. Next one. Where's Armenia? Is it close to Glendale? Yes. Next to the Glendale. Is it close by? Yes. There is a Glendale. Mount is, after the Mount is Armenia. Okay. And would you ever consider moving from where you live now in Armenia? No. Russian. Would you ever consider moving to Glendale? Is that one of your top options? If I would move here. To Glendale. I mean, it's like kind of, they call it little Armenia. Yeah, yeah. I would love to live there. If someone gives me a house, I'll stay there. If somebody gives you a house? Yeah. I mean, why would somebody give you a house? I feel like that's it. I mean, you have to like win the lottery or something, no? Yeah, yeah. But in our culture, if you're a good father, they always give you a house. So I got the house in Russia. I got the house in Armenia. Somebody just gifted you a house. Yeah. That's pretty impressive. Maybe the prices are lower in Russia, though. They don't like the unless. No, no, no. In Moscow, maybe more expensive than-- Is it a big house? Yes, big house. Wow. Not like this one. You're saying it's smaller than this? Is this a little more professional? No, no. This is Bush's house. Okay. Well, it's beautiful because-- I'd say his house. Well, this is way better than whatever he has. But look, we have lights coming out of the ceiling. He's in that kind of impressive. Do you guys have that in Russia? Yeah. Okay. I didn't know if you guys had lights. We have lights and Wi-Fi, too. Yeah. We got Wi-Fi as well. Yeah. I would have thought so. But the lights, you know, the lights were invented recently by that guy, Edison. Have you been to Russia? I haven't. I haven't been to Russia. You got to come. It's a nice place. I'm scared that people will attack me. I've heard that the people there are a little bit-- they might think I'm insulting them. No, no, no. If you shave your beard, they think you're-- No, but I couldn't grow a beard like that. I'm only have small hair. They're shaved and they don't think you're a man or a girl. You have a lot of hair. So they may be-- they're going to think you're a girl. They're not going to touch you. So it might be easy. Maybe I should-- I heard the people in Russia, Muslims, maybe I should put on that thing. Like 15 or 10% of Muslims just-- Most of the Christians? Yeah. 90% of the Christians. Should I like put my hair in a thing and put lipstick on? No, no, no, just shave your head and like be like a man. Okay. And take out these things, too. Here's-- I thought I was supposed to look like a woman. No, no, no. It was better to look like a man. Okay. In Armenia, are the blacks and women allowed to vote yet or no? What is that? In Armenia, are blacks and women allowed to-- What is a black son? Blacks. And, you know, like the black people? Yeah, of course a lot. We have a lot of-- We have a lot of votes. We have a lot of black people in Armenia, too. Really? Are you guys not scared that they might vote for the wrong things? No, no, no. They're good. What about the women? You guys let them vote? Yes, we do. And do you support that? I do support them. This guy is driving for a ride or what? No. My manager, viral flooring who couldn't be here today, has a lot of money. So he likes dressing like that because he thinks it makes him look very cool. This guy is a-- do you give him food or no? I just met him like 45 minutes ago, but I'll give him something to eat like I have a bag of chips over there I can give him. He needs to gain weight. He's skinny? Too skinny. But maybe that makes him look more intimidating because people wonder how he's so able to survive. No. Why don't you find out where your opponent is staying the night before a fight and make a ruckus so they can't sleep? Who? You. I cannot sleep. No, before a fight, why don't you find out where your opponent is staying like what hotel and then bang on their door so they can't sleep? They'll be exhausted during the fight. No, we don't do that. We find out who's the best in the cage, not like that. I know, but it will be worse in the cage because They don't have any energy yeah, but you can send them if you think like that you can send someone and they can like a break his Well, yeah, but then they're gonna pull out of the fight because they're injured. Maybe he can't fight was a we can maybe he can fight with a broken hand Yeah, but that that could be a good idea Would you ever think about maybe having somebody in fill trade your opponents camp and then hitting them really hard in the knuckles to break their hand? No, no, no, it's not good. It's not honorable No, no, no, okay. We got to have same same same health level. Yep But why wouldn't I just Because it'd be so helpful in MMA. There is a technique. You know who is the better the guy is gonna win Doesn't matter like so you don't just care about if I'm not gonna sleep all night and like someone was like knocked my door all night and Still like can beat him Well, I'm saying I mean using this anybody right now. They could beat you in your division Nobody like let's say you fall illegal to pour you ten times. How many times do you think you would win? I love it out of ten That's I don't know. I you don't think he's a great fighter He's a great person. So I'm saying if you if he's a great fighter You're gonna diminish him if you make him stay awake the whole night. No, it's not gonna help. Okay. Just fight You know, why would you do if her dean slapped you in the middle of your fight? Slapped him back. No, he's the referee. He could disqualify you. He was a fuck But then you'll lose the match disqualify you her and the fight Maybe I'll wait after the fight and just Be here he'll try to find him in the back. Yeah, and beat his ass But what if he said he's he only did it because his friend told him if he did it he would give him 40 bucks Who gives a fuck? Well, he was he wasn't doing it like to disrespect you He just needed the money to buy a car If he needed the money he can he can tell me, but he didn't know he didn't know you. Do you know her Dean? I know how well for some reason he tried he thought he needed the 40 bucks And he's like really a polygenic. He's like, I'm really sorry. I I had to do it. Nobody can slip me If someone slept me, I got to slap him back 20 times more If this if you slapped you one time how many slabs does he earned at that point one or two or what is it? As much as I want But where do you draw the line and what point is it fair? 20 at least 20 times one times with a lot of power You're just going like no came out. You're gonna knock him out if he slapped you, but he's telling you He said, please I need to buy food. I need to buy a car. I don't give a fuck he said if I if I didn't get the $40 They were gonna evict me they were gonna take my car my car got told yesterday So you wouldn't have any compassion for him no, no, okay You have a lot of notes, huh? Yeah, so I remember the questions because I have a bad memory really Yeah, how you became an interview because I write it all down. Well actually, I'm not writing it because I'm not really able to write Because I don't know how to do it. So I have somebody write it for me Really, yeah, I didn't go to school. I went to like fourth grade But then I realized that I would make more money if I dropped out and tried becoming a businessman So I would go to like a you know what a swap meet is yeah, I would go to swap meets and try to steal small items And then after a couple of weeks, I opened my own stand and I would sell other people's items back to them Okay, hey guys start with an option after let's you know that today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online whether you're just starting out or you're trying to scale your business so you can be as successful as I am one day Squarespace is the way to do it as they give you a place to claim your domain showcase your offering grow your brand Have a professional website and get paid one of the reasons I love Squarespace is because they make it simple and Effective by also helping you with their analytics tool which helps you review website traffic Revenue and where to focus more in the future Squarespace also makes it super simple and allows you to get paid and offer your products all in the same place another great thing about Squarespace is the cutting edge design they allow you to choose from a library of professionally designed and award-winning website templates To make sure that your website starts looking good if you want to make as much money as me one day Which is typically over 147 bucks go to squarespace dot com slash maton to get 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain That's squarespace dot com slash maton and code maton M-a-t-a-n to get 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain Thank you to squarespace for sponsoring today's episode Why would you do if a nuclear bomb went off inside your house and then the world exploded? Who's that guy? No, what do you mean who's that guy nuclear bomb? Oh, brother nuclear bomb. I always fucking do you're gonna look it up? Yeah, I don't think you're gonna get the answer you're expecting. I don't think you're gonna find a guy nuclear bomb Say nuclear bomb See maybe you guys actually don't have Wi-Fi in Russia. It's not loading He isn't working Show me what is it like an explosion a bomb. Yeah, what is that the bomb? What is it like a bomb like you know a gun? Yeah, oh explosion got it. You know like when America bombed Japan. Yeah, it did the big explosion. It's called a nuclear Okay, so a nuclear bomb explodes inside your house. Yeah, the world explodes. What do you do? All right, but what do you do after that that I'll be in paradise? No, but the world is exploded your house, you know, do you start rebuilding your house? No, I'm gonna be in my house And I'm gonna die. Yeah, cuz of the nuclear bomb, but what do you do? Do you start rebuilding it because the world is probably well I'm gonna be in paradise. Well, maybe you survived. Maybe you just have like radiation poisoning or something Impossible to survive Maybe you could maybe if you put yourself in a refrigerator They actually did that in that game that I was referencing with mr. House Okay, next one next one. Okay If a crazy guy handed you a piece of his leg and said if you ate it, you'll become a wizard would you eat it? No more time if a crazy guy handed you a piece of his leg and said if you ate it you'd become a wizard would you eat it? Yo, what are you saying? You don't get it? No, you don't like a crazy guy. Yeah crazy. Yeah, okay, you know a leg Yeah, he gives you a piece of his leg. Yeah, there's a piece of his leg. He says if you eat it. Yeah, you'll become a wizard Who is a wizard? It's like a like a magic person. You know magic. Yeah, like he cast spells and stuff No, no, I wouldn't need it, but then you can shoot fire out of your hands No problem, but you don't know if he's lying or not. That's the risk you're taking. You have to eat a piece of his leg No, I wouldn't need do you I would eat it. I mean because what's the loss? You eat a little piece of a guy's leg If he's right, you'll end up becoming a wizard you could freeze people Yeah, next one. Okay, next one. You have some good questions or no? You don't like these questions? I don't understand them You got to write something simple Yeah, some simple questions. Okay, let's see. Who is the better wrestler? You or the undertaker? Who's undertaker? Is the guy that special move the choke slam the music goes off and then he appears? No me me I'm the better. He's one of the greatest of all time wrestler. I'm sure So you think he would beat him. He's a little bit older now, but I'm saying when he was young when he was Oh beat everybody. He's much bigger than you though. He's like six eight No problem two hundred fifty three hundred pounds I'm 200 pounds. It's okay, but he's huge. He's like he's a huge guy No, no, I got better take technique because of technique I can beat everybody. What about you versus him and his brother versus who? The undertaker and his brother. I don't know him. He's big too. Yeah, his brother Kane He's the guy with the bald head. He also comes out of the floor. Okay, do you think you could beat both of them? I can beat everybody brother You seem bored by the questions. It seems like you don't really understand them. You think they're stupid Could I try to make them? No, but I don't know these guys. That's why yeah undertaker. You don't know nuclear bomb or the undertaker I don't know anybody. Okay, let's see. Let's see. Maybe I can ask you something better then Maybe this guy can answer. He's not even able to speak. He's an idiot. No, no, it's not a video Talk Do you think if you didn't headbutt that fan you might have had a title shot by no finally normal question. Yeah, let's go Okay, now we talk do you think you would have had the title shot by now? I know really why why not It didn't it doesn't like help me. Well, I'm saying you didn't you get a suspension? No, no headbutt Headbutt is just excuses Why excuse for what? That I'm not getting the title fed. So what's the real reason you got us done a right? Well, I think he said I think he said if you didn't headbutt I think he said it made it worse your situation. That's why partly he didn't give it to you. So Probably yeah, what did that guy say to you when you were running and you headbutted him? What did he say nothing? He just didn't you just wanted to hit him. Yep. I want to hit you too Right now, okay, but with me. I understand it's like I'm asking you stupid questions, but that guy maybe is just an idiot No, no that guy wants it to Scared me but he scared you. Yeah, he scared me. That's why what did he do? I was protecting myself. I don't know self defense Huh it was self defense. Mm-hmm. Did he have like a weapon or something? Yeah, he had the weapons two weapons What were the weapons you had guns hands? Yeah, but he's not a fighter. He's just a random guy. Oh the fan. Who do you think I'm talking about? That's fan. No, no, he showed me the He showed me the middle finger. Oh, so you had about him, but then they didn't give you the title fun No, no, no, I had about the Dan Hooker. Yeah, yeah, you punch this guy No, no, no, I had about Dan Hooker. Yeah, and I punched Fan but I didn't punch him. Everybody think I missed. I missed. Yeah. So maybe actually that could be something that you're appointing No, no, I didn't. I just striking isn't that close. I was just wanted to make him scared You know, he was too far away from me. Did he try suing you? No, he didn't do anything. No, he was good guy Okay, have you talked with him since? No, so maybe he's not a good guy. How do you know? Maybe he's a bad guy? He didn't see me. That's why he's a good guy. Okay, maybe he tried but the lawyer threw his case out almost a Lot of people speculated that you pulled out of the fight against Islam market chef because you couldn't make weight. Is that true? That's not true. That's what people say. So what's the real reason? Back injured, but you were I saw the video of you the day before you were rolling around on your head You were doing the crazy moves. Yeah, maybe that's why I heard my back after that. You think that's what hurt it? Probably is. So maybe that's not a good idea before the fight then to do those moves. Yeah And you think that might be part of the reason why he hasn't given you the title shot yet because you pulled out of that Yes, and how many more fights do you think you have to do before he gives you the fight? I don't know. I hope the next one is going to be for the title. Didn't you say you you're going to fight the winner of Pimpler versus Gachi? Yeah, but no, no, no, they didn't say me I thought you're checking in. No, we're going to back up. I guess I'm like a backup. Yeah, no official backup. Okay So you're not official. So you're just making weight for no reason. Oh, I'm not going to make, I'm not going to make weight I'm not going to make weight because I'm not official backup. When you're official backup, you got to make weight. So you're not the backup You're just going to go to the fight and watch it. Yeah, but I'll be ready just in case Just in case, but I mean, you're going to be weight. You're 200 pounds. You said right now. I mean, they're not going to let you in there I can cut one to 155 Well, that's not what they say. They say you have an issue cutting weight. So maybe that's not true That's not true. I have no problem with the weight cuts I'm just asking you know, that's just the speculation. That's just the roots. Yeah Now you started Better question that I can understand right? What's his name? Mike Mike Mike You like Ferrari You like Ferrari, no He needs to call on Colonie smells bad What the smells bad He's he is smelly. He's fucking Glad that You feel it? How he does these things? I'm telling you he had a brain injury. He fell off of a bicycle. What happened with this? He's neck What happened? Show me your hand. Boy neck neck See what what is here probably when he fell off the bike, he was like You still think I'm lying about it. Yeah Why do Russian people get so upset when they are called the chicken? Russian yeah I saw like Khabib got really upset when he was called the chicken Who called him chicken? I believe McGregor, but no it was opposite Habib called McGregor chicken. No, and then the other guy called Khabib a chicken, so he slapped him I forget the guy's name. He's suing McGregor now. Oh Habib slapped him Habib slapped the guy because he called him a chicken. I'm saying why I mean in the US. That's not really a big insult It's maybe something like a little kid would say to somebody. Why is is that more meaningful in Russia? Chicken the same You don't care. It wouldn't be insulting. No, no, but chicken Like it's it means like you're dumb dumbass. No, I know, but I'm saying like There's different ways to call somebody a dumbass. You know what I mean? There's like dumb dumbass chicken in the US Chicken is like the lowest least offensive. Yeah in Russia a little bit different It's more so offensive. Yeah, so for any like let's say I was outside and I had said that to you What would be the consequence and we're in Russia, by the way, not the US Nothing you wouldn't attack me. Yeah, because you're so weak and you know, it's not a fair fight. Yeah, it's not fair fight. You're you and you're not look like a serious guy that You know, we can like discuss, you know, you're you look like a teenager look like a teenager, you know Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, but if I thought you like a million times how many you think I could win at least a couple of them No, like you're gonna at least one of those times you're gonna walk in and like you never been in the gym even I know But at least one of the times you're gonna walk in and you're gonna like break your leg tripping or something. You're gonna fall down It's impossible. You don't think so. I mean one of the times I gotta get lucky. Maybe I'll land like okay one one time Okay, one so we can agree on that You brought you you good? Like you're bored. No, no, you got coffee. You're not We have really old cereal with mold on it. No, no from I have no idea. What is that? But can you translate that for him? It is not everything is dangerous if I get the your coffee I can be like this guy or like you yeah because this studio it has bugs in the ceiling Yeah, so scared to be here first time I hope last time. Okay, well, I was trying to make it beautiful. I wanted to make it nice for you Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I guess you don't like it. Thank you for inviting. Okay So He's done a wide the owner of the UFC because he was able to beat up all of the fighters He he sold his uh, he sold you see he is just I think like a face of you Somebody be in a fight then. No, nobody nobody beat him. So how did he lose the UFC? He must have lost it in a match, right? No, he lost for a couple of billion dollars He made a couple billion dollars from you see what it was like a half of the person was if you win the fight and he lost it So he lost a couple billion. No, he sold the UFC for a couple of millions But don't you own the UFC it's whoever's the winner versus him. So somebody must have beat him in a fight No, no, nobody can fight was done what so then how so then how did the guy on the UFC? He must have beat him He bought a UFC and then he made the UCB And then he sold you see So when he got it, it was much smaller. He must have beat like a low-level fighter You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm not you. What are you saying? He's in the owner of the UFC just determined by whoever beats up Dana White or whoever beats up the current owner No, no, no, not like that. Okay, different. So he's not willing to fight anybody. No, no, no, okay Do you think you could defeat Michael Jackson in a match if all the points were from dancing? No, for dancing You have seen match, but you only get points for dancing. No, I would lose him and if you punch him you get disqualified. Yeah, I would lose him Why I thought you were like an athletic guy. No, I'm bad dancer Bad dancer, so maybe you need a good good in case they change the rules I got I got a long how to dance Maybe you should talk to Michael Jackson Okay, I'll talk to him in 60 years. Why 60 years? Why do you have to wait so long? Okay, I'll talk to him now But he died like a second when I died. I talked to him. You're planning on like taking your own life in 60 years I don't know why 60 years. Maybe hope for something because I want to live 60 more years only 60 Yeah, it's 60 you're gonna shoot yourself. Uh-huh. Why is that? What's up brother? When you want to die? Maybe in like a couple couple months or something Couple I think a couple hours but a couple hours. Yeah What will you do to prevent immigration control from removing you? I need the notes. You need to read it. I need the subtitles It's this one right here So save on time. What will you do to prevent immigration control from removing you? From where? From the United States. I'm uh Why they want to remove me from here. So you don't overstay your visa? I don't have a visa. So you're here illegally. Yeah. Why did you come on like a boat? No, it was a jet ski. Did you ever hear of that guy from like I don't know where it was maybe like Kenya? He thought he could get to the US. He hit himself inside of the wheel of the plane Really? Yeah, so when the plane went off he just exploded. He turned into just paste. Never heard that But probably like a small piece of his finger ended up making it to the US so he kind of was successful in a weird way Kind of yes, but his brain exploded immediately Yeah, is that something you would try in the future if you needed to get into another country? No, I got visa You just said you didn't have a visa no different country. I have a visa in different. What country do you have a visa for all of them? Besides the United States. Yeah, that says I'm an immigrant. I thought you lived in Glendale Yeah, but in Glendale leaves like half like 50% of illegally You're saying the Armenians are here illegally. Yeah, are you telling you want them to go back to Armenia? No, no they should stay here. Would you invest all of your money into a crazy person who has no financial experience and is high on hard drugs? Never. But he has a really good business idea. You were talking about you, huh? Yeah, well I had this idea I was thinking because I know that your father has a lot of money and maybe you had some money I kind of had to. Okay, let me know your idea. To resell cows. Cows. Yeah, you know, like the animal? Yeah. So you buy a cow for $20 and then you sell it for like $21. How? What do you mean how? You find like a farmer and you buy the cow and then you sell it to a customer. Okay, how much you want? I think we could do it with like three or four million because we got to get a lot of cows if we're trying to make the big money. Okay, deal. You don't want to do one cow at a time. Okay, deal. We have a deal on that. Doesn't seem like a deal if you want to shake my hand, you're giving me your elbow. That doesn't seem like a real deal. But that just in case I need to be clean. From what? I don't look clean. No, you're hairline. No, no, no. I put dirt in it before the interview to make myself look like I'm a construction worker. But now you got to go take a shower. But my water doesn't turn on. I come to my place. That would be nice because the guy took off. Take this guy, but buy it for him shoes too. I don't know this guy. I don't know. I want to get rid of him after the show. You have a US, you have a US password, no. I don't think he has any sort of identification. No, he's probably sure he has a US password. I can take his password, put my, put my, uh, for face on it. Yeah. And then I think you would just get arrested immediately. I mean, they would just how they're going to know because they're going to scan the code on it. And they're going to see either it's going to be you that says no, no entry, or they're going to see him and they're going to think you're doing identity theft, but they're going to put you in jail. Okay. I won't do that. Listen really, I thought, well, start our idea. Okay. What do you think about this thing to me? Bush it or okay. Mike, thank you. Mike, Mike. What do you think so far? Do you have you been enjoying it? Oh my God. You're the best interior in my life. This is the best one. Oh, yeah. Especially smelling. Smelling good? Well, yeah. It smells great. Smells like a shed, you dirty place ever I've been in my life. You've got at least like, what's the, this carpet ball? When I did the vacuum cleaner, he went, and he doesn't work anymore. Next time text me. Well, you have more resources than me. I mean, yeah, just tell me, I'm giving you a free house. I can't even get my water to turn on the guy that my landlord or my whatever the guy's name is. He thought I was stealing his water. No way. Yeah, because what I do, I was stealing his water. I would like, I made a little hole to my neighbor's bathroom and taking it from there. Yeah, I put a little tube to their sink. So actually, he was right. I was stealing water. But it doesn't matter. It's like everybody should have water. For sure. For free, right? Yeah. Well, water, I think it's kind of a liberal thing to say, but I'll say, yeah, water is fine to give people for free. Yeah. How did your parents come up with your name? It was my name. Yeah. I don't know. My mom called me, the arm and my dad when he wanted arm and yeah, it's like huge difference, which one is it? I don't even know. Armand. So your mother won? My mom. My mother won. All arm. No, no, no, no. I supposed to be arm maybe gave or something like that. No, no, no, no, you look like give or I look like give or what about the Armenian? I look Armenian. Yeah. I guess I'll take that as a compliment if you're saying it. I'm sure you mean it with good intentions. Maybe you might I kind of sound like it. No, no, no, like like her, but uh, but not with the hair, but this is more like a Russian beard. This is like a dagostani beard. Yours? Yours. I don't have a beard. No, mine is Armenian. Dagostani without masters. Why don't you cut off your mustache and then look like a dagostani. So people might think you're like, you could wrestle like the dagostani fighters. No, no, I want to look like Armenian fighters, but you live in Russia, actually, so you could kind of pass us both. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, maybe one day, maybe shave off half of your mustache. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. If I go to Dagostani, I share it. If I stay in Armenia, leaving. Yeah. Good idea. And it's the final question because I think it's about time to wrap up. Really? Yeah. Because I have to film with my, my body long now. It's not really my body. I'm so enjoying here. Maybe can you make another one or I'll ask another one before the final one. Let me see if I can find something. Why don't fighters ever consider threatening the judges before to make sure they win? No, one time. Do you understand? No, I'm asking one more time because I didn't understand. I said one time. I didn't really understand. But why don't fighters ever consider threatening the judges to make sure they win? So you go to the judges. Talk to them and say, I'll, I don't talk to them. Say if you don't let me win, I'm going to have a plane fly into your house. I do that. I do that sometimes. You do that? I have to work. Have you ever went to decision? Yeah. A couple times. Did you lose by decision? No, no. I won all this. I pay money to judges and then I'll win the fights. What about maybe you throw a fight one day? You put money on the other guy, you bet, and then you lose the fight on purpose. Yeah. That's a good idea. Would you consider doing that? Yes. I could, I mean, if you can tell me before you do that, so I know and I could put some money on it, that would actually be really helpful. Yeah. For sure. I'll call you and tell you. Let me know. I won't report it to the government. We can, we can go to, to Instagram live and I'll, I'll, I'll let you know that thing. You'll let me know on Instagram live. But then everybody will know I'm saying, keep it. It's okay. Everybody's going to make money, bro. You're selfish. Because then they're going to arrest you. I mean, they're going to put you in jail for fraud. No, I'll fly to Armenia. Stay there. Exordite you. Actually, I don't know if Armenia does extraditing. Did they have airplanes in Armenia? No. So we drive by, by, by, by, you know, the train. You take a train over the ocean? Yeah. It's a new train. A train from Armenia to the United States. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know about that. Because you're too young. Yeah. Have you ever been on the plane? I don't know. Couple times I've been, I haven't been to Armenia, but I've been to Europe. I went to the UK a couple times. Yeah. Yeah, but it's a lot of Indians over there. It's like, you don't like Indians. Well, it's just like a lot of them. If I wanted to see Indians and, you know, I would go to India, it's like, imagine you went back to Armenia, but it's like, every four people is Armenian, but three of them are Indian. Yeah. And they're trying to sell you a power brick that doesn't work. Well. You know what a power brick is? Yeah. But when they have charged the phone, that's correct. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what doesn't work means? No. So it doesn't work. It doesn't. You plug it in and it doesn't charge the phone. It's broken. Oh. So there's traveling you a power brick, but it doesn't work. And what do you do? You don't buy it, but you, I mean, that's what they're doing. You need to buy a power brick, but they're all broken. Just buy it. You know, you have a lot of money. It doesn't work. That's how they get you. That's how they end up taking over the country. That's why I think maybe Armenia should consider banning Indians from coming. A lot of Indians in Armenia too. A lot of Indians in Armenia. Oh, no. Yeah. Do you have connections with the Armenian government? You know some people over there? No, we like when the Indians come into our country. Why? Because they are hard workers. I don't know about that. The Armenian people, they don't want to work and the Indians is coming in the-- The Armenians are lazier, saying? Yes, mostly. They want to be a boss, you know, everywhere, but it's not good, you know. Not everybody can be a boss. So you're saying it's better to let the Indians, because they can do like the lower level shit work. No, they can do every works. We've got-- No, but not being the boss, you know, like the boss is Armenian. And the guy like-- No, they have their own business as well. They have Indian bosses over there? Yeah. No, get sent them back. Why would you let that happen? They bring money to our country. No, they don't. That's what they want you to think. Really? Yes. Well, anyways, it's the final question. I always ask this to my guests, but none of them have been able to help. My next guest, Lognec, is coming in in about five minutes. Could you choke him out? Who's Lognec? He's this fucking piece of shit devil guy, and I need to get rid of him, because he keeps trying to schedule it, and then he cancels, and you re-schedules. He's wasting my time. But I don't want to hurt him and go to jail. He's like this little-- he's like 60 pounds. And he's like-- But he has a long, long-- Yeah, he has a long neck. That's why they call him that. But I don't want to hurt him, because I don't want to go to jail, but you already said you could just fly to Armenia. Yeah, just show me money. I don't know-- you know, money is made out of paper. I could give you a bunch of paper. This paper, you can go to the toilet by the-- give me money. Well, I don't have any money for-- I could give you-- and then you could paint it green and say $100,000. Can I pay you that to do it? No. I got jail. You can send me mine down the zone. I could send you like $35. Will that work? $35,000 works. If I give you $35,000, you can s--- me on his s---. You're him and you and him as well. - I'm not gonna pay you 35,000 online. - I'm just saying no. I'll slam everybody for 35,000. Okay, but just this guy if I'm paying you. Okay deal if you deal I'll be happy but you have to shake my hand these time no elbow. Let's try on you and then I'll do on him No, but I'm paying you. What if you do it to me? No, no I want to do how to do that technique or show on him. You can try it on him. I don't care about it No, no, you show him. I'm not even strong enough to pick him up. He's probably like a hundred Pounds. No, no, he's like a 60-50 pounds. I don't think he's 50 pounds. I think well, you know long neck is so maybe but He's a little skinnier than long neck. You have a family here in Los Angeles? No, I live by myself. How? Just seemed like an apartment building, but I'm getting evicted. You know what's evicted? No. They're removing me from the up They're kicking me out. I would kick your ass too. No, they're not gonna kick my ass in a fight. They're kicking me out of the building. Yeah, because I didn't pay the rent No money, right? No money, but you know actually one of the months I had the money, but I thought I would if I put it all I tried playing blackjack So I could pay next month's rent, but then I lost all of the money how much you lost it was only like seventeen hundred dollars But I mean then I went into debt. It's like I didn't just lose the money. I I lost I lost more money than I even had No way Could you help me could you give me like a couple thousand dollars? Yeah, but you got to work on me What does that mean work on you? I got to work for you. Yeah, you got a fork for me. You got to work for me. What what could I do? I don't have that many skills. Maybe I could like dance. I Could dress up like a clown Yeah, you look like a clown too. I really have the hair for it's all just yeah Dress up my hair and then I could be like a funny guy. Yeah, that would work. Yep. If you pay me all do it I'll do anything how much you want a couple thousand a couple thousand works What are you gonna do with this guy? I just get rid of him right him over wrote talk something. I want to hear something from you Can you talk something? So why you brought this guy and sitting next to because he's the co-host of the show, but he's not talking Do do some crazy things he's trying to communicate do you understand what he's saying maybe he's speaking an Armenian or something I don't know. Can you type on the phone if I give you a phone. Can you type something? No, I think he's speaking Armenian this guy. Yeah Yeah, for sure Yeah, he's trying to tell you that he's turning the mic off. Oh, mic off. Yeah Look he's plugging it in Yeah So it was nice to meet you. It was nice to meet you to see you shake my hand when we don't have a deal But I said I'll give you 35,000 if you long neck, but if you don't want to do it, it's fine. It's okay So I get your shoes. Okay, go to I have a good barber go to barber barber will help. Yeah And then I won't look like a construction worker the people are gonna think I'm lazy. No, no You're gonna look good, but do I look like a hard worker like I'm like a construction or you know construction? No, you look like a clown. So you you you got a Have a good hairstyle. Okay, you change your shoes because it's too dirty and Then I'll find for you a girlfriend. Sure, but not a hoax. No, no, no, no. I'll find you know what a hoax is, right? Yeah, okay I fight with hooker last fight. You fought a hoax. No, not Dan hooker like I'm saying like a hoax like One of those women that you sleep with but you have to give them money Then you end up having horrible burning all over your body. Okay. I'll get you the good girl. They're kind of like wizards I'll get you the good girl. Okay, and then Do I have to pay you like or the pay the girls father like four cows or something or no? No, no It'll be for free. You're gonna change your style and you're gonna be looking good guy and your young Like 14 golden coins No, no, nothing just okay a couple a couple a couple of flowers No, to the woman's father. I'm saying no, no, no, no, no, no, don't communicate with father. Why? Not necessarily it's truly okay fine. Yeah, all right. Well, thanks for coming on. I appreciate it Thank you. That way if you see long neck outside do me a favor and take him out for me. You see he's strong Can I beg you?