Arguing On Live - Episode 277

Jeannie sat in trance like Jean got to be like the first non bisexual nigga to like wear some of the shit Like the spike shit out of it like like it's funny because I met Jean at a time when he was He goes to regular hair phases sometimes, so you would never think I met him at the time He was brushing his hair and throwing on a wave cap Yeah, so I like that was my assumption of the nigga I'm like, oh here nigga. I care about his ways and the nigga just threw me off one day and came in that bitch bald I didn't never knew I was gonna be friends like this close friends with Jean cuz this nigga had like big ass gauge Earrings Nope, no booty hole for ever Like if your booty hole got open like that before bed. Come on. It's just like gauges though Y'all said if the nigga had gauges you always know, okay, you think I had gauges. That shit open Oh, yeah, we shouldn't start off the pilot like this. Yeah, I see the red dot. Okay. Um, let's not start just in case somebody listen in for the first time Let's not show them how freaky of a pilot is before Okay, let's our tweet a week just to like calm and down ease and then before the intro. Okay, some do You gonna start getting fine But we have to just go easy then bro. Okay, all right. I'm gonna say something and you're not gonna like what I got to say I literally got a pie in that same outfit that you got on really this I like like I'm saying we got the same so I put a clip man who wore it better. We're it's gonna be carried come on All right, ready it says a do put on this story throwing a party tonight He said ladies free, but I'm cracking Yeah, a little crazy. He said guys getting shot in the face at the door He said they them a mix of the two Which one you want to be Man, that's too crazy, but I just it take me back to the days of of house parties and Like how I like you would literally walk into somebody's house and you were an invite of an invite Oh, I hate it And then you would just pray that the main person who party it is because it was always like a moment of where you know who thrown a party And you know who house it is and eventually you got to interact with them and their interaction is like that That determines your whole night because they could literally look at you and be like, who the fuck is this? One is last time you've been to a House party. I was like 17 and I left at 12 and somebody got shot at 12 30. Oh man. Like I feel like house parties aren't really a thing for The 20 I want to say 28 year old and up type of crowd. No Yes, house war means yes, because there's no way like you're this old and you don't know everybody that's in your house The aid isn't right for like a mansion party. Is that like the elevation from a house? If you got money, you can throw parties anytime you want. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but I've been to three housewarming parties and I've shit in in their bathroom three times Because that's what a house one. Yes, that's what a housewarming party is this one works. I don't use toilet The water pressure Hey, but so half my tear went down. Let me tell you it's a plumbing over the arrow 35 The thing about Kerry is she can't separate podcasts from real life because like I say something on the pie and she'd be like Oh, don't shit in my bathroom be like bro, that's what the pie Ain't you nosy as hell, too. No, you know, you're nosy. You're nosy. I can't be But you know what it is. I would just think about this on the way here because I don't be kicking it Which I don't know how y'all really are outside of here I don't know like your character Okay, there we go. Let's read it. Let's read up the text mark. Come on now. She might think we about to expose her bad We got you. We knew he was gonna get you. I'm not sweating. I Said we just had an event in Milwaukee called the night market, right? We were at the night market me and Pat decided last minute because last time we made a last minute decision and we went to a place And we you said how can we invite you? I was like oh, we decided it last minute. Yeah, so here comes another last minute event that we're going to Last minute. I say Pat Oh, let's invite Carrie. I said come to the night market. This isn't invite. What time is that this was at 747? Got it Okay, it's a good time. It's a good time. Okay. She says oh my god. I'm so honored y'all but it's over at nine Oh, well, you think we had 747. What? Yes, you were already there. How long had y'all been there before you thought to We're walking. We're walking, but y'all were together prior to, right? Yes, we got it a little bit We shot the park. We shot some columns. Oh, okay, for sure And so 747 and then patent it. Yes, and then Jean said yeah, it used to be till 10 So our knowledge is always 10 o'clock again, though you could have still came you broke the news to us at a That is when I know yeah, but don't you think that that now means that oh yeah, it makes no sense for Carrie to come No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to be a part of my I'm with Mike all the way up to that point because I don't make sense what? With Mike arguing what I don't like her reaction to it, though. What does it make sense though? I don't I get what you're trying to do like that's your beef with her because you feel like she should show it up. Yes Right. I don't believe you should show it up. You got a chance. I don't like you show it on me. I don't I don't want somewhere else. I don't think you could have, but I don't think you should like your reaction to it, though. What you mean you start attacking like right away You ain't you ain't say damn y'all thanks for the invite it was why you do it is why you aren't doing that literally said OMG I'm so honored. No, that's a that's a sarcasm like come on now. It was a little sarcasm You don't know me, and I don't know them outside of these seats. Oh my gosh. We see you very hard to read us together We have margarita yesterday. Yes When she don't even know about God remember it. I wasn't even I was there left right away. I let early because I have to go. No, but you don't know you didn't you didn't show it you turned down the first invite When we walk it out. We invited you. We said we going over there. You're trying to get a drink. You said no You left and then you popped in like oh No, that's not what happened. Y'all were gonna go to a whole new spot and then I was like oh, yeah I'll come whatever y'all like kind of invited me not really and they all ended up going to a brand news. OMG OMG, I'm so honored. I'm so honored to have this conversation. Oh anyway, I just want to say this is how like dudes relationships are like Oh shit. I'm over here, but I like pull up like I tried to say that last part and everybody looked at me crazy Contact like the dynamic and the dynamic everybody was like, oh, why are you saying it like that pat? But it's y'all are cool. You know y'all are y'all are cool. What the fuck is that What you doing we cool? No, I think y'all are looking at it like oh, she's a guy. She'll get it Yeah, girls are always super last minute. If it's I want to play that role. No, you just look Mike. Why are you looking at me? Like you told 47 the events done at nine mind you. I'm at my house. I don't even get dressed. I have to Get in the car. I have to drive over there find some parking which by then it's probably what eight but you had no 40 that was even your thought process and it was a Wednesday night. Yeah, I get up at four to do what to go to the gym Oh, okay, so we never Hit you up on a weekday. You talking to Mike though. That's not my beef. My beef is your reaction. OMG is crazy Are you know, you don't like the OMG. I've never heard you say oh my god in real life. So what? Who says do you ever heard me say LOL real life? I heard you laugh a lot of real life. Oh my god I say oh my god. Y'all I say oh my gosh And look at you saying an a negative thing in a negative way. You never said oh my god in a positive way I never said. Oh my gosh. I never said that. Yeah, it's fun. You said it all the time But also switching you tell me oh, I'm just a girl. You can't do that because when we be on a pod you'd be like Oh, people don't like that. I'm male center and then you switch back and forth. It's like that mean where to uh Where to do getting a fight with a stunt and then she showed up to court and address Two things can exist that one. That's scary, man. Like you can't do that, bro [Laughter] And this picture of the rock inch on a pot. Oh, yeah Oh, whoa that's not what you're doing. Hello Hey, the radio is for people who are driving Oh it's my favorite one. I think this guy. I'll drive him. I'm off at the crash of these podcast Anyway, welcome to the Crash Lamy's podcast episode 277, I'm Mike, we've got Pat here, Carrie here, Jean here, I kind of want to lose the exact order. Are you sure you guys go to Crash Lamy's live.com for the live shows? By the time this one is out, we have a show in Dallas. I'm not sure there's going to be tickets left, but this should be Houston is on Friday. Okay, quick break everyone. We have to cancel our Miami Orlando and Tampa shows, our whole Florida run. We're going to move those dates to next year. Unfortunately, we ran to some circumstances that just made it really impossible to make it out there. The venues will handle refunds, so be sure to look up for emails about that. Again, we're sorry. We're going to make it up to y'all next year. We promise. Thank you. Oh, England, London. You guys are killing it, bro. No, London, killing it. We might end up doing a second show in London. Y'all keep fucking around. No. We're ever hand pick it up a little bit, but come on now. Come on now. You want to love from across the sea, probably the pond, yes, across the pond. It's a seedle. They're trying to be weird and shit. There's a meme that I saw, and it said me thinking if I should buy a product after reading two bad reviews and ignoring the 1500 good ones. That is true. Because when I look at products, especially hotels, it depends on what that negative review is. I changed my opinion on it because I might be on this one person side. Yeah. What? Ladies first. Ladies, ladies. I like to go to, if it's out of five stars, I go to the threes, so they have positive and negatives. You know, have some nuance. Yeah. Because I do. I dare some one star reviews that I'll read them. I was like, okay, this is Bumble shit. They just complain about random customer service or a random like, I don't know, like their room didn't have cold water and it's something very random. But it is. Some reviews that get in your head. Yeah. It can be 4.9 stars and a man could be like, yeah, I found a camera in my mirror. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. We can't ignore this shit. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. And he pushed you to bottom of the algorithm. Like bad bugs. Bad bugs would be one that like, I'll be itching. I'm like, I'm good. I want bad bugs though. Huh? That's free. That's crazy. That's free. That's free hotels. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. They got different things. That's shit for life. Oh, come on. If one hotel has one night free for every bad bug, but it might look like Michael B. Jordan from Black Panther. I feel like they don't be working no more. No, that shit work. Without the bad bug stuff. No, you got it. Come on. If the company got bad bugs, especially they know you got a little emotional social media. They're like, oh shit. Oh, she might juice us up. Every time I see juice stuff, I always think about you doing this. Yeah. That was the point. Ah, juice stuff. Juice stuff and I think boom. Man, shut up. You probably got a beard, but man, no, that's, no, that's real though. Some people would be planting the bad bugs in their room just to get a free hotel. You can buy bugs. You can buy. We talked about it on here, right? A little bit. You can buy any bug for real and put it in somebody shirt. You can buy it. People would be buying roaches and putting in people's houses. All of the collars did that. Oh, yeah. I always feel like you're crazy, like you have to, something's wrong with you. Of course. If you buy a bug, yes. Yeah. But there's, there's other things that people are buying on the internet as we learn on this podcast all the time. Sounding rods. We're learning. Is that, is it called sounding rods? Yeah. Damn. That shit crazy. What's the sounding rods? You can see that clip, the candy cane clip. We're not going to bring that up. We probably should not, sorry for that. But that wasn't supposed to make the episode. We were just tired and we just put the shit out. That was supposed to be on Patreon for sure. There was a thing that people put up there, their penis holes. The p-hole. Oh, yeah. Neither one of y'all was here. No, no. Okay. Okay. Should I even explain that? Not probably. It was, the reason it was called that is because during the call, the girl was a dominatrix and somebody asked her to do it and then when the guy finished, candy cane was the thing that she's described it as. Oh. Hi, I looked when it came out. Oh. There you go. Now she got it. Okay. I knew, I knew I was the one cut. Well. What? Sometimes you don't got to let your intrusive thoughts win. I've never seen that video, by the way. That's how I know you're not truly an evil person because I feel like you say you're intrusive thoughts. And like it could be way worse. Like some of your shit is crazy, but it's like, it could be way worse. My intrusive thoughts won't be your window. No, they don't. I like all my shit is filtered. Like a thousand percent. I got something that since you guys were everybody seared now because last time episode, we couldn't really talk about. Cause I was at once and he wasn't really officially dating them like that part of the game. Yeah. That's like, you're seeing like, what's like you're seeing like, if you go to the safari, you see like a cheetah chasing one of the little cantalopes, right? What? I said cantalopes. Did anybody react to play it a little bit? No one reacted to it. I feel like Kerry says something, but he got somebody sorry for the cantalope, but you can't interfere. Oh, I said it twice. Yes. I thought he said it once being with nature. You had to let it happen. Yeah. That's what happened. That's what I'm like talking about topics. Confidence and hate. Confidence and hate. Because we should be. That's what got me, I'm like, there's no way this nigga fucked up because it's like the way you say cantalope, you said that shit like he was a, uh, ET to hip hop preacher. No, that was funny, cantalope is hilarious. Okay. I need to come up with shirts. Okay, Kerry, this somebody made a made a meme for the ladies to respond to. Is this true about some of your friends? It says, if she say I got a lot going on, her baby daddy won't move out. It could be possible, yes. Have you ever, so do women sometimes date, even though they got a man in the house? Yes. Like, and they don't think they cheating. No, as long as they're, no, cause are they together? No, they not together. Right. So how was that cheating? To me, that's together. If you're still living with them? Yes. Yeah. I don't think that y'all are dating, it just means that you're in a time and a place where it's like, okay, I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah. But when you think you can have a serious relationship by still living with your, well, you said dating. Okay. Okay, okay, dating to like lead to something. You think like before you take that next step, that first has to move out. Yes. But if you're just dating, like you, let's say y'all, baby daddy situation, y'all are together. Now you're not together, but you still live together and you are with other people, the dating phase is fine. Okay. They still live there. My thing is, but you can't bring them home. Is he there? Oh. But that's what I'm saying. That's a dangerous game. And then the other dangerous game y'all playing, you know, I'm saying you tell, I'm on a date with a girl. She telling me, oh, I still live with my ex. We ain't together. But I looked up her house on Zillow, and it's a two bed one bath. So y'all crossing paths naked every day. It's only one bathroom in that motherfucker. Okay. And where do he stay? Huh? And where do guys stay? Would you stay alone? Who? They can person they're dating. Man, what are the next meme? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's too many questions about the ladies. You know, all you try to flip shit. Have to. Um, I asked it, somebody said, I asked this old dude how he doing today, and it's to say creamy. So that's the last time I've asked him to, oh, nigga, anything ever. And that's, um, that's my granddad for sure. Creamy? Like my granddad just say like, he's the first person that I had to say Paul's to, like, that's where everybody be like, well, you'd be sitting Paul so much. Just like, 'cause my granddad, I'm like, I was trying to teach him the game. Like they're pausing anything these days. So I think as an old man, I'm definitely going to get paused a lot. Oh, yeah, for sure. And I'm be mad. It's hell about it. He's one of them OG's like, man, we don't, we ain't do that shit back in the day. They're going to invent some new shit about it. Yeah. It's going to be annoying. So it's going to be probably a lot of resumes. A mask. I think anything going on in the future, they can be like, astring, astring. It's going to be a lot of reason. No real shit. Paul's not even going to exist on everybody going to be fluid around his bitch. Oh, man, yo, let's take a quick break from today's podcast. I think the sponsor earn it. Your paycheck date could soon become the most irrelevant number in your life. Earn is a non-bank finance app, five million people in growing. The concept is almost annoyingly simple. You earn money, you access it. Getting paid twice a month doesn't mean money is scarce. It just feels that way. 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I do kind of see it from some people's perspective is that usually if I'm someone that just came out with my first collection, so have a fashion show for it, like a runway show for it, is kind of a lot because I feel like you don't really give the clothing, you know, a chance to kind of live within the, you know, be presented a different way. I think when you present it with the runway show, it kind of is kind of presented as more like high fashion and it's a lot of pressure but I think he just did like a normal drop. I think it might have been a little, a little different. I think that was his intention though. I think he wanted to be like a luxury brand. So premiering it like that day, viewing it during fashion week, I think it worked in his favor. The only thing that I'm seeing of criticism mostly is people saying that it didn't sell out. Oh yeah, I think it was made to sell out. Right. Exactly. He made, I think he doing the fashion show for his demographic, you know what I'm saying, was, I mean, he streams, you know what I'm saying, he does these live events all the time. So it was smart move. And then he made a lot of different price tiers for accessibility, which is like a definitely, definitely owed to like Virgil and what he's taught, you know, people as far as like looking at something that you can like look forward to paying more money for, you know, like actually. People were comparing it to the Kanye drop, like the Yeezy's, the old Yeezy drops. But I feel like a lot of things starting to look very similar, regardless. But I like the way I like the stuff that he dropped. Yeah, I think like all the other products in the sell out, some of them did. And then he can get back to a drawing board like this sold out, click his hell. Now we can make either different color ways of this shit or this is the stuff that leads it because everything like Virgil, you know, who's like people feel like is the greatest or one of the greatest. Everything didn't hit that he made. But like the pieces that hit, then he took those like, you know, like how many times he tried to change a sneaker before he came across off-white. And then now off-white hit and now I can make this stuff come out like selectively over the years and make his sell out. That could be his thing. So we don't even know what this thing is yet because he put in all these products. Who knows what it be? I saw that streamer backpack going crazy. So that shit is fire. Like the boots are guys too. I really like the boots. Yeah, yeah. There was only be a lot of pressure when you're like famous already and then you kind of jump into another field. Yeah, especially when you're kind of like the face of it and people like, people don't know Kai for fashion. He wasn't somebody that was like known for fashion. And that thing that's like the disconnect that somebody something you might be having. Obviously he did his due diligence. He I heard he was going to like in Europe studying fabrics and research and stuff like that. It was mad as hell and I had that nobody. They was hating. I just have so much respect though because yeah, the first one is always going to be tough because it's that people's first impression of what you're doing. But just imagine like his fourth drop or his fifth drop in what where he'll be five, 10 years from now. And he's young too. I think sometimes sometimes people say with the book thing and the hoodie that says like performative. And I think people always think things are performative when it's like they're just being themselves. And he's a young kid who's changing. He's not the same person. So yeah, at that age, you can't be the same person that you are two years ago. Even me as a 30 year old, 33 year old, right? Five years ago, I feel like I was a completely different person. Two years ago, I felt like I was a completely different person every time. If you're actually growing in life, you're going to think your past self was a low corny. There's something you're doing now that you think is dope and you think it's helping your life five years from now. You can be like, why the fuck was I doing that? So it's just all in that. And he still hasn't got the steamy yet. The the athlete, the model steamy, like whatever, there's going to be a piece that sold out that we're going to see later on. Like maybe that was going to be my last point. It's like that sold out is just this is marketing. Yeah, really ever sold out. No, no, no, no, never sold out, especially for us being in clothing. It's like, you know, when brands like all this sold out to create like false Heidi, every everything, bro, if I'm not going to lie, I'm going to put y'all along. Like, I hate to even say this because we exposing ourselves a little bit. If somebody posts that something that's almost sold out, it's either sometimes it's like a warning to fans, but most of the time, it's to help set them selling. Yeah, we've never done that though. No, no, but I think that's us trying to be more honest towards the game. I don't really count us because there's been times that we probably should have did it. There's been times like we've been 20 tickets from selling out and all our dumbasses had to do is put it on the story. But like, we like, no, we got too much pride. We like, if you want to come up to the show, you didn't come to the show. But like, I feel like a lot of people do that. And a lot of people do that. Like, they'll cut down their product also. So they'll have like a hundred available. And then they'll see like, oh, it's kind of selling out, but I really want to sell out. So they'll bump it down. It's only 50 available. Sell out. Take that. And that'll just like, and then be like, restart available now. Yeah. That should be working out two weeks. I'm telling you, I'm not going lie. Like, when we be like close to selling out, we'll like sell out sometimes like in different cities, like two nights before or the night before. If we sell out, like what would you, which we did, like Boston, DC, there's been a couple cities where we sold out in this like three weeks to the show. The amount of people that reach out between that time is crazy. And I don't think any of them would have bought a ticket. But now they want to buy a ticket because it's gone. And they don't have that choice anymore. So that's, you know, it's going to be packed out. Yeah. That should mean something. I'd be like, we'd be hearing all type of soft stories. We'd be like, uh, there was this, it was, I'm not going to say what it is. Boy, girl, but it was this person that would reach out to us. It was like, Hey, y'all, I was just wondering, do y'all have an extra ticket? Because I'm trying to do something for my best friend. He don't want to actually put me on y'all. And I'm trying to do something for his birthday. I did not know what's going to sell out. And me and me and Mike looking at it like, wait, how the fuck do you got your ticket before your best set? I was just a good guy. If you would just be coming up with all type of excuses like, man, but that's a lot of shit work though. Christ on me's live.com. We're almost sold out every city. Every city. I swear, fuck what I said at the beginning of the episode. Oh, that is very true. You just say something. Somebody said, does Brian still do child support cases? Now he go, lie. He go, uh, he did a child support case. He's going to have a woman out here giving her a whole check to a man. And he ain't going to have a kid. It's like, man, you got the kid six days a week. And you owe him $10,000. God damn price still. Um, my girl sent me this. Um, this meme says, told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch. And he said, was it at self check out? No, no, nobody want to get on trouble. That's why they're not laughing. That's why you're not laughing because you don't want to get in trouble. No. Come on, man. What do you think it was funny? What you got in the cup? You didn't think that was funny? That was okay. Okay. He hated y'all. That's some hydration. What is it? I'm not sure. Make sure you're not drinking on a job. No, yeah, I just put it in this cup because it looks better than when the last time you had a drink. Probably last week, maybe. We'll show go to drink. I like the spicy margaritas or I think I heard it. She said that before. I don't remember that. We'd have been said that you might suffer. No, we went to that place across the street. We got spicy margaritas and you said they're like, Oh, what you like these two? Oh, I thought you were just like, here's some people be doing that. I'm like a person. If somebody drinking some bourbon and I don't feel like thinking about my order, I'm just like, I just have what you have. So I thought that's what you did. No, I really like spicy margaritas. Oh, you got to have you got to have our our drink. What's it called again? For God. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, at the Bryant. Oh, the bone pressure. Oh, we should go to Bryant. So yeah, yeah, that'd be a good one. That'd be a good one. It's good. Now, it was during the summer. During the summer, it'd be hot in there and it's a lot of way people so it's hot. Or a lemon drop, by the way. Shout out lemon drops. Lemon drop. Okay. Yeah. We're not doing all lemon drops. Okay. As a man, as a man, why are you doing story time? Hey, guys, it's story time. Hey, man, you're doing story time. Men are supposed to carry secrets. Not everything is content. You, you feel the need to share every chapter of your life. on the internet to string jazz. We know how inside your house look like. We know your street. - So do you think as men, we should be having story times? - It depends on what it is. - I say yes. - Yeah, right? You got a serious lifestyle a little bit sometimes. - Yeah, it depends on what it is. You just can't say story time. (laughing) - All right guys, story time. - Yeah, you can say that. - No, it's over. - It's on a story, ain't it, usually? - It's like a post. - All right, so it'd be like, all right guys, I have my whole bracelet fell off. - It don't matter, it don't matter how expensive your jury is. If your shit fall off, you'd be like, (laughing) (laughing) - It don't matter what. (laughing) - Oh yeah, he was mad, it don't matter. - It don't matter. - His piece probably cost $100,000. If that shit fall off, but boy, I tell you, we went to a jewelry store and I have to change the subject. - We know you good. - We went to my boy, big, my jewelry store in New York. - Yeah, and why is he luxury? - My Lord. (laughing) My Lord, my Lord, my God. (laughing) - Fuck the chains, like chains are chains, like there's different ways you can make your chains to make it look how you want, whatever. The watches, my God. - I was holding a $300,000 watch. - Did you buy it? - Come on now. - What you think, what you think we make? - I really don't know. (laughing) - I'm watching you. - I'm making millions. - Not also. - It was funny to like, put you all on one of the websites that got you on net worth on it. I'm gonna look out on one day. - That'll be so wrong. - They're gonna be so wrong. They either, no, they either gonna undersell it or oversell it. There's nobody that's ever gonna get it right. - So that was, when those shopping? - Oh, 100%. - I wouldn't even say when those shopping. - This is not through. - But he's a, no, I don't know my Instagram firm. We kind of be like, homies on the internet, so I told him I was gonna pull up this shop, so he's kind of like pulled up. - He might have been, he might have been, he might have been fucking with us since like, like before we even had a million followers. Like way before that. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah. - I like it. I liked your comment that you made, too. You said something about how heavy the chain was. - Yeah. - Or you said felt like a slave. - Yeah. - Wait, what are you doing? - What did you say? - What did you put the chain on? - Why is that the comment you liked? - But wait, wait, wait, what was it? Did you post that? - Yeah, yeah. - I never, I never knew you posted that. - When he put the chain on both of us. - Oh, shit. You guys see me in that video? I didn't know I said that. - Oh, shit. Yeah. (laughing) - It's like right here in this one. - Yeah. No, it was good, though. It was like a, it was inspiring, too, because like a lot of the jewelry in there was like $65,000. - Geez. - $200,000 or so, 100. And I'm like, I probably would never buy jewelry that expensive. - Yeah. - I don't know, how y'all feel about that? Like, even if y'all made it, right? You got millions and millions of dollars. Do you feel like you would use your money to purchase items like that? - It depends. - Yeah. - It depends on what I already have. Like, what's like, is everybody life easier? Could I see myself buying like a $250,000 watch? And like, somebody that is close to me and my family doesn't have a car, you know? I can't do it until like all those boxes are checked. 'Cause I can't look them in AI's and be like, oh, I ain't got no money 'cause I got this big as, like, watch on where I got this crazy-ass car, where I got five cars. Like, it's just like-- - Before like $250 like watch, you got to be in a very different like tax bracket. That doesn't really like hurt your pockets. - Yeah, hurt your pockets. - I would say that you damn don't got to make that in a quarter. - Yeah, I would say it depends on like, like if I got a big payment, I'm like, oh shit, like, you know, I did this gig and I got a tape and that, all that stuff. - That's it. - I appreciate you doing my taxes. And here's a $200,000 ticket. (laughing) - Like, you know like wedding gigs and shit though? - I was like making, I was making $2 million a year, right? - I could do my best. - I was with wedding nursing. $290,000 for a watch is still very expensive. - Well, I would be, I have to be a billionaire. - Well, I was watching Drake's stream of FOMO and he was like showing all the jewelry and everybody thought he was in a fucking jewelry store. - It was crazy. - It was crazy. - It was at his house? - Yes, it was his house. It was a room full of jewelry and the person actually working the, like this shit was crazy. But you get to that point, that shit came in nothing here. I don't believe that. - And also, I think like for me, like big chains probably would never be like my thing. I think I just like a lot more like a-- - We'll see though. - No, but I think, as long as you think of, switch up. - No, because I feel like big chains kind of goes with like the persona you have too. Like if you're a rapper, you're NFL player or basketball player. If I'm just mic the podcaster and I have a big ass crash dummy's chain, it's like, what am I, where am I going that I think this big chain? Showing my hangin' around. - Show a nigga, shut the fuck up what I'm talking about. - I'm mic the podcast. - Anywho, would you rather, would you? (laughing) I feel like we about to do listen to callers, start doin' a Muddy's friendship. - Y'all should get some crash dummy chains. - I would never, I've never been that type of person either. - It's like a collective. - Yeah, I don't know. - We can get you a crash dummy chain. - Every pink. - I'm gonna do it. - A pink chain. - Okay. - Do the full PF me. Every time you say something pause worthy, take your chain off. - No. - You ain't saying that I'm crazy, but you call me out for one. So I see you, you see you, you know, you've been watchin' film. - Yo, yo, yo, yo, welcome to the crash dummy's podcast. - I'm doin' all right, how y'all doin'? - We did not ask you how you doin'. We said, welcome back. - No, you know, I asked y'all how y'all was doin', y'all was figuring out the mics. - No, well. - Oh, he's snitch. All right, bro. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm doin' all right. - I had a question for you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just got back from the gym. - Shit, don't care. - Shit. - Got a question for you, bro. What you work on, bro? What you work on at the gym, though, before we start? - I was putting up shots at first. - Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care. Don't care. - You tripping, you tripping. - I got a question for you. If you could talk to the world for 30 seconds and everybody had to listen, what would you say? - I'd say, not everybody needs an exciting life, man. Like, you don't gotta be in influence. There's some people just destined to flip burgers. Somebody got to work at that McDonald's. - Okay. - That's facts. - No, that's facts. Everybody got their role in life. - What'd you do for that? - No, I was there. - What do I do? I work at a little pain store, but I was trying to play overseas for a while. - That's the awful ball. - Basketball. - Oh, so you wanna crush everybody else's dreams because your dreams got crushed. - Nah, yeah, for real, I ain't gonna lie. I'm a little bitter. - Let it all, bro. - Why do you think you didn't make it overseas? - I was like a whole thing, bro. Like, I ended up bumping his with teammates, coaching staffs, then like that. I don't like how people talk to me sometimes. And when I see something, I say something. So a whole bunch of politics in it, I don't like. - I'll tell you. - Unculturable ass nigga. - No, I mean, I guess it could be that. Like, I'm a little stubborn, I guess. - How tall are you? - I'm 62. - Oh yeah, you're not tall enough to have an attitude. - Yeah, yeah, would you play point? - Yeah, I'm a point right. - Like, it was the Philippines though, nobody told. - Oh, okay. - No, I ain't niggas in a pulse in a Philippines. (laughing) - No, no, I'm a point right. They got tall, like, me, any people, right? - That nigga's how I run the floor, I control the pace. - And it goes a power forward in a Philippine. That's 62. (laughing) - Niggas playing like Jason Max Hill. - No, I was dirt for fake nowhere, everybody. - No, that's great. Yeah, a little dirt. (laughing) - Yes, another question. It's a witch fictional character or actor. Do you have beef with because of what they did on TV? - Man, hooked the rock, bro. I fucking hate that dude. - Like, the rest of, like, what are you, what are you? What do you hate about the rock, like, which part? You know what I'm saying? Like, which movie is it a specific role? 'Cause the rock is-- - The last movie I watched was when he was, like, turning to the tooth fairy or some bullshit. Like, he played football. - Oh, yeah. - And he had that little daughter. That was the last movie. Maybe I watched Jumanji. But then I was like, man, I almost left Jumanji halfway through. - Because the rock? - Yeah, what's the message to the rock, bro? - Man, stick to the gym, bro. Get back in the WWE-E, like, everybody coming back. - Oh, no, bro. - Go back. - They all broke a Logan Paul, like, 30-some rate. He and up there. They just trying to do it for a little bit. - Logan Paul V30 and the rock being 50-something, or, like, late 40s. - Listen, how would you-- I mean, the only person I really perform at that age is LeBron. - Yeah, John Cena just retired. I fucking don't seem to know. - The rock is 54. - Come on now. You want to keep jumping off the tear buckle? - Come on, bro. - Let it go. - Bro, they can attach them to some lines or something. - Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. How are you going to tell the rock to not retire from WWE? And you are retired from basketball. How are you? - Oh, I am retired, man. I'm just not playing overseas, no more. - You're retired, dude. I don't think you understand that. - I'm still a denial, bro. I'm a denial. - Okay. How are you going? And how are you? - I'm 25. - This nigga retired at half the age. You're retired. And you want the rock to be-- - That's why I'm mad, bro. - What if he tell you to go back to the Philippines or something? - I'll try if I could, I would. - Exactly. If you could-- - I got a half a hit picture now, though. - Now you got hurt, too? - Yeah. - 6-2-8. - That's like half the reason. - 6-2 point guard with no hips. This nigga was dead. - I got one hit. - I got one bad hit, and I got one good hit. - And uncultured. - I'm unculturable. - nigga can't turn the corner. or read the playbook. It isn't a good body. No, they never had to worry about the plays from me. Yeah. All right, bro. You have a good one. All right. Y'all be safe. Hi, peace. Hello. Yo. You're a rope. Yo, it's a word, bro. The question was, what? Is that a question again? We didn't even say, we didn't see it. Look at the cast of the podcast, bro. Now, I'm saying, I seen the question on the page. Yeah, yeah. That's why we picked to call you. And then we're going to ask you the question on the page. All right. I asked the question. Damn, nigga. All right. We got the producer on the line, Jean. Just the nigga taking your job. He just told us what to do. Y'all need to go ahead and hire me in with you. Okay. Yeah. He said hire him. Nah, nah. I'm just being funny, bro. I'm just being funny. Shit. What do you need? No. Oh shit. Let's laugh, everybody. You're trying to be funny to all of that. Oh, shit. You should have told us, nigga. All right. We got a question for you. All right. What's the question? That's me. I'm three. Fuck my ear drums up. The question is, if you-- Steve Pat, you're fucking up. If you could speak to the world for 30 seconds, and everybody had to listen, what would you say? Stop believing Donald Trump. Hands down. Okay. Especially what's going on in society right now, nigga, time by after Republicans, when majority of the house, he would give us $5,000 a piece. Do you think he's lying? Look, I'm-- That nigga is lying. I'm a black African-American. I'm going to tell you right now, majority of black people is for the vote for Republicans, and they think, take over the house. All right. That's what we're going to get. Like, where are you? Not a damn thing. Okay. Where are you getting your political information from? Let's stay some sources here. Look, look, look. I'm young. I ain't, okay. I'm 22, but I'll be licking it to that shit. Okay. A lot of these. A lot of these. All the folks. No, no, no, no, no. When you say, when you're looking into things, where are you looking for this information? Because you just said most black people are going to vote for Republicans. So that's like a-- That's a very hard statement you just made. So like, where are you going? All right. Let me, let me ask you. Let me ask you the same question. Why do you get your information from? The end of it, right? Nigga, I didn't make a statement, though. I'm just asking-- Where do you get this information from? Because people believe in you, because it's the people listening right now. I just never heard the thing-- Look, look, look. And I guarantee you not 60. I'm going to say 40% of them people are going to believe me. 40%. No. Bro, it's out on the internet. Look at what he did years ago. We were supposed to bid and promise money. Nigga ain't give us no money. They just-- I'm on board with you. No, we go with you. We on board with something. We just want you to sound better. So like, you know, people-- I personally haven't heard the most black people are going to vote for a Republican point that you made. Nigga, nobody-- Look, look. I'm going to say this. Look, I'm going to say this. Me coming from the hood. Like poor property. Majority of poor property people is going to vote for this dude just to get the money, bro. I'm telling you that right now. OK, poor property. Just use one of them. [LAUGHTER] They vote the same thing. They vote the same thing. Like a totology. We're just like, you use the same word. That's the one where I learned it. It's like a double negative. Hey, look. I'm only 22. I ain't going to college in the-- I don't know. I know what totology means. No, I was just-- I was like-- So like, how are we supposed to believe-- Like, you coming out with these numbers? You talking about 40%. Most black people voting for a Republican, which I don't think is true. Look, look. Think about it when he puts the first stimulus out. How many people in race-wise voting for him? Black people, bro. We dumb as fuck. We just want money. I'm going to speak as a person. OK, so like, let's-- You don't think we learned our lesson? No, the fuck we did not. Along with that, they can say $5,000 this time. $9,012,000. He said $5,000. How much you think it should be? How much you got to pay you to get your vote? What? Nick, I ain't going to care, bro. I'm not no money as having a nigga. The nigga need to get out of office in order to get my vote. OK. Nick, I'll soon, bro. I ain't even feeling a vote for the next nigga. Because the nigga on the same sheet is strong. Fuck no, fuck, vote for the niggas. But if you don't vote, then somebody that you don't like is going to be in office. So you got to vote. Well, guess what? And I've been living like this since I turned 18. Fuck the government. OK. Yeah. I don't do shit for us. Black people anyway. Fuck. Yeah. Black, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Like, they don't do that for us. Black people. Like, we're the most hated people in the United States. Yes. I agree. So, so what makes you think this nigga going on in your way? Oh, bro. We're on your side. Yeah. We're just trying to make sure that. Nah. Listen to this. I just got to prove a point. Look, guess what? Y'all not listening to me. The view was listening to me. You said people had a chance to listen to me for 30 seconds. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's my time, right? Yeah. You got another 30. There you go. Look, think about it. When the nigga said he was going to give us $1,000 or $12,000 for stimulus. Who I voted for. Black people. Right wrong. I would say there was a lot of black people that voted for him. Yeah. Especially. Exactly. Look, I'm young. I was like 17, 18 years old. So now you can do that. I was really able to vote. Shit happened before you got there. You were to shut that shit down. It's that guy. I would have had. I would have had the vote for the other nigga, but he was still on the same shit. We're like. Who's that? I'mma just speak. Wasn't it. Kamala. Kamila. She wasn't going to do shit first anyway. No, no, no, no. First time I'm women. I'm not. To my women. I'm not sure. But look, I'm. But listen, listen. The reason we trying to stop you from saying certain stuff because like part of your message, we agree with. But the other parts you throwing in there, it kind of like what it dilutes your other part, the other part of your messaging. Because you say and shit that you don't exist or is not true. So we trying to keep you away from that and just keep it on your strong opinion. Because you'll paint just stay up like don't try to paint. What are you doing to change everything? Like, what's your plan to help change? I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm going to be real with you. I am from the. Who it is. Port of you. Texas. What the fuck can I do? You could do a lot, bro. Don't let me know the fuck I can't. I ain't even. Don't let the way you're from the limit where you think you can do for society. Let me. Let me say this. Let me say this. Is. Is that going to play for my. My. Call it a plan. No, no. I'm just saying it's too. I personally grew up in section eight housing in Chicago. Niko, why can't you pay for it? Because that's what I dropped out of school in a 10th grade. How the fuck can I go back to school at 22 years old? You. G.D. programming. College programming. You can definitely find some programs for free too for the free ski. Not too many people listed to people with a G.D. They want to go with them. Well, that's how school the. But I'm. You got to start somewhere. I've never been asked for my high school diploma because I can't even produce one if they asked me for them to be honest. I'm good. So there's still hope, bro. If anybody. So we. We all in the same boat. If anybody listen to this podcast right now has any resources for this guy to, you know, get his G.D. Community college. Yeah. Reach out to us. And we get y'all connected. So we get out of poor poverty. Come on, bro. Hey, look, do that. And I take it 100%. No, we got you, bro. You badly. I'm only 22. I turned 22 this year like. Oh, man. I got a mind to why I would like to learn more stuff. Like I look at child because really a lot of the viewers, they be having a right point of view. So I really like take up to what the viewers saying, yeah, I'll say some right stuff too. So like, if y'all was to help me, I will 100% take the help. The thing is, like, I can tell, like, your brain is like, you just need books and you just need information because I can tell you ready to get out here and explode. Yeah. Really? I want to help my black people, bro. Like, as a young man himself, like, I want to help my black people because we are getting led the wrong way. You got the wrong people. That's right. Even I'm saying it's not like I have a really good head on your shoulders, bro. I would say just do something like before, like, as you try to go get your G.D., like, before you get this information sent, I think you would do, it would do you great service to watch certain people, like how they talk, some people that share your opinions so you can see how they put it out there and how they say it, articulate it, you know, articulate it. Look, look, I see, I see why y'all stop to me from certain stuff that I'm saying because I've got public PR. I don't have it. I'm just a who in nigga. No, but, you know, I'm saying we grew up in the hood too. As a person, there's from property, there's going to speak day mind on how they feel like certain stuff look. Nigga, where do you think we from? Well, you think we just grew up podcast and reception. I'm a big fan. I've been watching you out when y'all first thought it's our podcast. Like real life, right? I've been watching y'all first thought of y'all podcast. And I was like three years ago, right? I've been watching every scene. It's like. About a year or so. So it's actually. I'm a big fan. This is my second time on the call. Like, my first time, I was drunk as fuck. I was chilling with a bitch. I was drunk. Look, I never thought I'd never get another call. Yeah, it's my first time. Honestly, believe that you can be centered every one day, but you got a lock in right now, bro. You can really. Now for show, bro, look. Now we're going. I'm 22, bro. Like, yeah, we, you set that like five. Oh, look, because I'm telling you, bro, like, I got a lot of life ahead of me, bro. Like, I did a lot of stuff. I can't do it like, bro, like, and I'm going to take it from y'all. Like, y'all feel like I can, I can speak truth and mind into the people. Why not just taking from some people that I've been looking up to? No, you, you, you, you, you, you know, now you're right, bro. But now for sure, again, if anybody has any resources for this guy, I got a recommendation. Well, it's a bug. It's called how to hustle and win. You should check it out. Hey, look, let me tell you this. I've been in the streets since I was 12 or 13 years old. Just think about how long ago that was. Okay, 10 years ago. I have a baby that's five years old. That's why I stopped dealing in the streets and put myself into like my books real life, bro. I can really tell you on the way, bro. I can really tell. Like, no, no, for real, bro, I got, I got a child, bro, ain't trying to be no young nigga no more. Like, I was a young nigga. Like, the young nigga's y'all seeing now. I was doing that that three, four years to go. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just we going to stop it right there. Yeah, go get that book, man. He's talking about how to be a hustle. Hey, I know how to go on the streets. Everything you need. You got the title of a book. We starting right now. There's a title of a book he was trying to recommend to you to get. He say how to be a hustle. No, how to hustle and win. That's a title of the book. How to hustle and win. I write that look. I'm gonna look into that book and I'm gonna text the podcast. What's the book called? I'm gonna just text y'all a paragraph and see if y'all know where it comes from. Since y'all give me a suggestion. Okay. That's cool. Why are you giving us an answer, sir, bro? Okay. Hey, look, the producer's suggested it. That mean y'all should be in it. Y'all ready to high school, man. It's a bro. That's not a challenge. You need to. Bro, look. No, you on the right track. Don't go. Don't go. Don't don't look at it as a challenge, bro. Like, y'all on some shit. I look up to y'all. Like, y'all be having some good outcomes with y'all podcasts. Like when y'all post certain videos, like if you haven't read, like real life shit. I'm telling y'all, like, y'all want to help me. I'm gonna show y'all that I'm willing to take the help. Okay. Okay, man. For sure. Like real life is a lot of young niggas too. Like, y'all probably tried to out for the hill, but they didn't take it. I'm gonna take the help. Like, you a young nigga? Bro, I'm 22. I'm a young nigga. I appreciate you being on the pop, bro. No, for sure. Y'all boys have a good night. You two, Brody. Well, he definitely got like a bright future. You could tell he wants to like learn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in there somewhere. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely in there somewhere. It's just like these to like a little more like guidance. Yes. That'd be dope if we could be the people to steer with the right direction. Yeah. Like, it's definitely in there. Yeah. That's fine. He knows he knows something wrong with the fucking country. Yeah. It's just a feeling. Yeah. Yeah. He got the feel for it. He don't know what's going on with the country, but the shit don't feel all right. He like, didn't make a Trump. I don't know what the fuck he doing behind fucking with it. Yeah. You right, bro. You right. Hello, y'all. Hello, yo. Hello. How are y'all doing? Pretty good yourself. Good. How you doing? I'm doing great. Actually, I'm doing great. What, like, what's making you doing great? Um, I'm doing homework for the weekend. So that's great. Yeah. Where are you from? She trying to gas them off. I'm from Houston by living Dallas. Oh, you coming to any of the shows? Yeah, I have to buy a ticket soon. You know, broke college student. We're working on budgets. You know what? We love to hear when people broke because we're giving you free tickets. You gotta take it to show. Okay. Thanks. Yeah. That one more side. Under one condition though. We do karaoke every show. You're trying to do karaoke. Oh, for sure. I can do karaoke. I have to do karaoke or because because the karaoke is halfway through the show. So we see you don't participate in the karaoke. We're actually going to remove you from. You gotta ask her to go out like that. We're literally stopping the whole show. We'd like, y'all, before we start karaoke, we gave somebody in here a free fucking ticket. And she not on stage right now. So security, please remove the girl in the third row. Get her to fuck out of here. Everybody pull out your phone and boo her. No, no, no, no, I can't get boo. I can't get boo. I can't get boo. After the call, make sure you DM us your full name. So we can add you to a list. Okay. So the Houston right part of the dollar show, which one? Yeah, at least. Okay. It's actually an Irving Irving. Yeah, same thing. I got y'all. She might got to know she might not be allowed in Irving. She might got some beef. I got a question for you. Girls ready and knock her damn head off in Irving. I have no beef out here. Nobody knows me. Oh, which feature which fictional character or actor do you have beef with just because of what they did on TV? Okay. So I have major beef with Ariel from the little mermaid. Okay. Okay. I don't know if sounds crazy. But I have beef for her. Well, it's a beef. Okay. My whole thing was she gave up her voice for a man that she didn't even know. And it's a white man at that. Okay. Was there anything for a white man now to be fair. Ariel is white. Okay. Yeah. She's a shoot. No, she's not white. But it's still a white man. Ariel wasn't white. She's a fucking fish. Yeah, I was going to say. What are you talking about? No, but she's a white fish either or she was a silent fish. Megan Nasty is hell. He nasty. She nasty. Disney portray her as a white woman. So she's white in my eyes. Did they ever make her happy? Yeah, with a black with a no, but what are the big houses? Holly. Oh, okay. You can tell me that the little mermaid dance stink a little bit. Like going back and forth from the water and changing with skills and then that's true. How long have you had this beef for Ariel though? Like you feel like. Oh, I've had this beef forever. Since I was like not going to license, I was like eight because when I first watched the movie, I was like, damn, she gave her her voice for those white man. So she doesn't even know what he sound like really. I never watched the live action one. Was it the was it still a white man? That was portrayed as it. Yeah. Yeah, and it was trash too. I think I just hate the little mermaid in general just because I don't stand behind the ideals of you're giving up stuff for this man. You don't even know this man. You gave up a royal life to be a commoner basically for a long time until you get your voice back. No. No, he must have been. He must have been being a shit doll. That's disgusting, y'all. That's disgusting. He probably was begging her not to change like, damn, what did come on? I don't bring a fan's back. That's probably skills. If anything, I'm not going to lie. I feel like Ursula looks better than Ariel. Okay. Yeah. Ursula has a swag though. She did. She did. You know, she did stir arrows voice. I feel like she would have made a much better like white. Wait, what did you say, G? He said that octopus. He was probably good. That's crazy allegations. Gee. She crazed. They go blame it on me. I didn't think it was disgusting. Anyway, we'll see you at the Dallas show. Okay. I'll see you all there. All right. I'm trying to make Ursula ink. Okay. Bye, y'all. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yo. Hi, Mike. Hi, Pat. How's the word? We rarely get like a high, like a genuine high. Usually people should say how y'all doing just a sound clue. That's on genuine. Yeah. Hear about you guys. I got finished the sentence as a man. As a man, I feel like you should not be screaming in a haunted house. Like there's no reason why you should be screaming louder than me in a haunted house. Okay. Is this screaming louder than you or screaming in general? Screamin' in general. Like, you know, I can understand a little, oh shit here and there, you know, but like for you to give a high pitch scream in the middle of a haunted house, I just feel like that's insane. Well, I agree. What if it was actually scary, though? I mean, but if you put it in a state, like if we in the trenches for real and it's that's really scary and you're going to sit here and scream at the top of your lungs instead of for like, you know, handle in the business there. What if it was like a more of a a tenor type of screen, like a, ah. - No. - What if he don't scream? Listen, what if he don't scream, but he jumped into your arms and wrap his hands around your neck? (laughing) - No. - But he's not screaming though. - He's just scared. - You know what's crazy? I feel like that's happened before and it wasn't like a jump in my arms up a thing. It's like, why are you grabbing on me with the characters that I've ever wrote? You're seeing your grabbing on me? - Yeah, you catching this? - I feel like I gotta get us through this. - Are you tough? You're a tough cookie. Do you scream during the hunt house? Are you loud? - Yeah. I do. - I don't like scary stuff. - Well, if the guy doesn't like scary stuff either though. - Then why the fuck would you take me to a haunted house? - Wait, why are you making up hypotheticals? Is this happening for real? - It has happened to me. It's happened to me before. And I'm just like, why would you take me to a haunted house if you were gonna say it'd be more scary than me? - That's true though. - Okay. - We're about to move you. - Yeah, yeah. - Like what'd it be like grabs your thigh really like? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - It'd be grabs your thigh at the movies? - No, I heard that little smirk. I asked if she was loud and you gave me a little smirk. Like I was actually trying to tell you. - I think he just put it in there. - It's really funny, it's freaking it's awesome. - It's freaking bad, it's freaking bad. - It's freaking about loud. - And then she say, "freaky pet." - Yeah, hang on. (laughing) - You can stand in the fan. - Might talk about grabbing the thigh during the movie. - I'm saying like, is there a movie in this a scary scene that goes, "Dad, this thing "you got super horny out of nowhere." - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's not it. (laughing) - Like, I can. - I can recall it now. - I don't know. - But it's like the thing with like, if you see a spider or something, like, you should be able to, you should be screaming at the spider, like, scared. - No, no, no. - You should be able to kill the spider. - Let's not skip over. Let's make Mike finish this in her, y'all. I wanna know where it was going. - I just saying, like, the same thing that she was just talking about though. - Okay, let's hear it. - That was it. - No, let's hear it. - She explained it. - Let's it from the top. - The same way that if some of you are watching a scary movie and the guy, like, squeezes your thigh really hard because of a scary moment in the movie. - But that's different because if you're, that's completely different than actually being and walking through the haunted house. - Okay. - Like the movies, everybody knows if you go to the movies, you're trying to fuck. - Wait. (all laughing) - I told you, I told you that she was freaking. She is freaking too. (all laughing) - Wait. - I told you that she was left for you. - Thank you. - I tried to tell you. I tried to warn you. - Do you think that one was, do you think? - That is true. Like, if you take somebody to the movie, like, you're trying to cop a killer or something. - Thank you. - This is like for me, for me, for all this shit. - And it's freaky. - It depends with the movie you go see. - But why does it show scenario? - 'Cause you grabbed the thigh? - Yeah. - Why is your hands on the thigh already? - Of a girl that you went at a movie? You never did that? You never put your hand on your girl's thigh? - All right, what about, I got another scenario. Well, I got another scenario. - You never know. (all laughing) - Hi, Jane. - What are you doing? Now, what if he was on a roller coaster and then he started like freaking out? - Yeah, you know. - I don't know, 'cause I feel like you still can't scream louder than me, like, you supposed to be like, oh, I got you, you know, it's not that scary. You don't look. You are, are you scared? (all laughing) - Hey, someone said, someone been like when men are loud. That's why I heard on Twitter. - Well, here's here you go, man. (all laughing) - There you go again. (all laughing) - That's what I heard on Twitter, that's what they said. - Oh, it's so weak. - Okay, you have a great one. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, I wanted to tell you guys, I met you guys at the DC show and I was so nervous, but it was really nice to meet y'all. It felt kind of pure social, but it was really nice to meet y'all. - Which one were you? - I was in a yellow shirt. I was the first person to take a picture with y'all. - Did you buy merch? - I didn't mean to look at profile. - I did buy merch. - Yes, I remember. - Of course. - Of course. 'Cause one of them girls farted, so I gotta see it for you. (all laughing) - So yeah, sorry for the wait. Blame Damon Wayne's though. - I know, I saw him outside the show, and I was like, oh my gosh, his Damon Wayne's, but I was scared to approach him. He looked like he didn't want to be fucked with. - No, he didn't. He didn't. I took a picture with him. I shoulda was quick as hell. He's all right, little nigga. (all laughing) He thought I was cleaning in my fuck up. He's saying, my roommate, that dirty. I said, no, I just want a picture. (all laughing) - I'm so weak. - Okay, all right, y'all have a good one. - Thanks for coming to this show. - No problem. - All right, peace. - Okay, my payback. - What's the word? - Shit, chillin. - Where do you at? - I'm actually at work. I just got done with a client. - Oh shit. What kind of work you do? - I do nails, I call it before. - Oh shit. Where are you, where are you based now? I'm trying to get, uh. - I'm in New Orleans. - Okay. (all laughing) - I'm nervous. (all laughing) - We ain't got no show lined up there, that's what I'm just saying. - All right, I got. - I know, what's up with this? - Shout out to the 500 and follow, my fault. We'll be there soon. - Oh. - We're gonna try making next year. - I'm follow. Oh my God, I'm gonna beat that for real. - All right, we got you. Well, I got a question for you though. - What's up? - All right, what's the smallest thing that's giving you the egg? - Okay, so I'm back dating again, and I went out for drinks with this guy. - And I came down nine. By the end of the night, the nigga had nine whole drinks, and he was acting so normal. - Oh, you're afraid of that? - Like, not the slightest bit of tipsy. Yes, I'm scared. - That was crazy. - What, why was that? Why is that something to be afraid of though? He might just be able to handle his liquor pretty good. - Nine drinks? - Well, type of drinks though. They might have been skimping on the alcohol. Did you have a drink? - Not at all. The nigga had long islands. - Oh, shit. - Whiskey showers. - Whiskey showers. - And like, we had like three rounds of shots. So I'm like, everything's fine. - Oh, how many drinks you had? - Well, I only had three. - So you, I would have had four, but he took one of my drinks and finished it. - Oh, shit. - I didn't even got it. What was he like? - He got it for sure. - So he wasn't slurring his words. He wasn't talking. - Not at all. - Who drove home? - I drove my own car. - He got into his car and drove? - What? - Well, he left his car, like we met up at a police. And so I drove my car back to his car. I don't know what happened after that. - Didn't watch him get in the car and-- - I did not. - He probably couldn't reverse out that much. (laughing) - That's crazy. So this is just like a, you didn't like the day, obviously, if you just dropped them back at your car, and was there a second date? - No, that was the first one only. We got into it after that. So I was like, yeah. - Which I'll get into it about. - So you remember that flash flood that happened in the pause? - I was watching a video when he was on FaceTime about it. And I just was like destroyed knowing that I watched at least 1,000 people died. And he was like, yeah, all of them people had to do was pray. They would've got out the situation. I was like, what? Why would you say that? And so I was like, did you pray today? - No, that is-- - And I was like, if that's some scummy shit, right? So I was like, nah, I doubt it. Like I prayed a lot and things had still happened to me. He was like, yeah, you don't got face like me. I come from a friend family. Like I can't have no woman like you. Oh. - So he started coming for my face and basically saying, I didn't have any face. - Yeah. Telling ain't got it all, you know? So it's-- - You may hear, he dodged your bullet. - Yeah, that's good for you. - I did. - Yeah. - But this one had money to me. - This one. - So I was confused. - He dodged an expensive bullet. (laughs) - Uh-huh. - So how's it? - She said, what was this date? - You want me to find love? - Like three weeks ago. - What you mean? You want me to find love? - I do want to find love. But like I want to find love with money. - Got it. So if you wouldn't, if you wouldn't have stopped talking to you after he made those comments, you still be talking to him. - Right. If he didn't make those comments, like we could get past the drink. - And I don't think, I think if you would just apologize for the comment, or didn't say nothing, or didn't say I couldn't be with a woman like that. That was definitely the final straw. But if he said-- - That's what it was. - The pray thing didn't turn you off. Him saying you couldn't be his woman as well as got you off of him. - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, so yeah, I knew he had to have money. Autumn drinks, he didn't. (laughing) - Yes, and all of them was on him. He kept going over and over. - Oh, yeah. - He was, he had all the, all the plans. - He drinking and playing. - And that's why I was scared. - He had church. - I was trying to do him. - He had church with his own bottle of wine. Like, oh my. - He'd take a shot. - He would take a chameleon. - He'd take a shot. - He had a chameleon in his shit. (laughing) - Oh. (laughing) - He kept catching a holy ghost. This is the ghost drunk. (laughing) - Oh man. - Oh my God. - All right, you have a good one. - You too, thank you. - All right. - If you-- - Yo. - Yo, we're good. - What's the word? Welcome to "Crashing Me". spot. Yes. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Yes, sir. I got a question for you, bro. What's the smallest thing that's ever given you the ache? Well, when I found out my best friend had had a best friend. So I was just like, I'm gonna give you a hold right now. I don't, I really a little floater, but okay. I didn't hear any of that, but okay, before we even go further, your best friend as a guy or a girl. Guy. Okay. I think we read somebody else like the definition of of ache. But it's a sudden feeling or disgust or cringe that instantly kills your romantic attraction to someone you previously liked. Oh, damn. Yeah. Which is okay. Yeah, mom. I just want to know what type of situation we're dealing with here. Oh, no, no, no, it was more so, it was more so not particularly him, but when I found out about his best, like his best friend. This is best friend a guy? Yeah. Okay. All right. I can continue. Yeah. I just want to know the definition, but you can continue as like, you know, whatever. Oh, got you, got you. But we was just chillin' and we came to a little spot. We were chillin' and you know, his friend is also blind. So he came like 20 minutes late. And then once he came up, he started jacking everybody up. I'm like, in my head, I'm like, who's this name? But I'm not coming on all aggressive, so I'm dappin' up obviously. And then we get to catch him up. And then this thing get to talk about shit that they was doing. And in my head, I'm like, nigga, I was only gone for like a year. Y'all doing all this shit without me, like, I get no invite, no nothing. And so, what really was like, giving me an egg about his negative, like, he started making everybody laugh. And I'm like, I end up typing negative make like, I end up typing making it mad at everything, but it's like, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. When he made everybody laugh, did you laugh too? Yeah, but I was like, I would love you like fake laugh. And I was like, but I'm like, yeah, fuck you nigga in the back of my head. Because it's like, who the fuck is this nigga? Like, I was gone for like a year, you are your place, me like, what's up with this? And so they get to talking about shit. And these niggas went out the country. I was like, damn, nigga, I ain't getting no invite. But like, I said, I can't get to myself obviously. And then these niggas get to talk like, they get to the point where these niggas talking between them two, then the nigga, I came to see me. And I'm like, I got a lot of monkey like, I really want to say, I feel like, what's going on here? I'm confused. Like, how long has this been your best friend? I was saying sophomore year high school. So it's been about seven years. Okay. Okay. And it's like, what's your relationship now? We, we, we, we definitely keep in touch. But like, since like me moving, it's, I was going down a bit. Do you know about this best friend before you guys met up? Nah, not my knowledge. He just popped up. That's why I was like, that's what I like. All right. I'm cool with him, but I don't notice that I can't hang out with you, nigga. Not with your friend. Wait, wait. So did they take the trip? Did they take the trip by themselves? They're just them too. Yeah, it was a duo trip. Okay. What, like, what else do you know that they did together? That was the main thing that stuck with me because I was like, damn, I'm monkey feeling like, but trade too, because it's like, damn, I'm, I was going to go for like a year. Yeah, they might got like, they might replace me like that. They might got a different relationship than what you and your best friend got. What do you mean by that? Like, it's weird. I'm just saying it might be, it just might be different. Good. I'm just saying different. I'm not trying to accuse nobody and nothing. I'm just saying it's different. Obviously, if he's taking trips, what don't mean? Has he ever offered to take you on a trip? Fuck no. That's what I was doing. That's not crazy, but like, I'm just saying. No, he's like, he might do something together or like, put that idea out. It was never that. Okay. Slow down a little bit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't know if you, while in or not, we're just what we're trying to figure out. I feel like you think you were trolling. We're not trying to troll. No, we're actually trying to get information because it like it, it don't make sense that he would just do all this stuff with a person he just met. And like, he never did anything with you. And that's the only thing that you got knowledge of what I'm doing is going on a trip. No other memories or anything they did. Well, they've been like, when they thought they, it sounds like they've been hanging out like way more in relationships. One is, one is engaged. Which one is engaged? My best, the one, like, my best friend. Okay. Okay. So let's talk about the wedding. Are they having a wedding? Yeah. Well, are you as he actually, as he picked up? Yeah. Has it been already? No, but he told me I'm going to be in it like, like, he let me know before. Okay. Are you going to be in it? Are you the best man? I mean, I also. All right. What's your message to the best friend? What's your message to your best friend's best friend? I don't know. Like, fuck you. Give my best friend back. I don't know. Like a scared, bro. You scared. Can't you must can't be his ass or something? No, I could for so be his ass. What makes you think that? Well, I play football. I could definitely put much standing in the dirt. Okay. So he can play no sports? Now, the martial arts, again, I don't know him. You don't need to talk to him. Like, you ever hear the no, no, okay. He like five, 10 maybe around like one, 170, 180. That's pretty solid. Yeah. Yeah. Your best your best friend. Love that. But you mean? Thank you. This is like a fuzz ass nigga. All right, bro. What? I brought you to go. I'll see a Sydney, sweetie. Good. No. Oh my God. I guess Sydney, sweetie reference today in the last two out of three episodes. Really? What was the first one about? Wait, no, Imani. You mentioned Sydney, sweetie. I never said that. You said something about Sydney. No, you guys thought I said that. I never mentioned it. No, okay. Somebody said a name. No, I didn't. What about her? No, I could care less about the ad, to be honest. Um, I think it was the outrage because I honestly, I saw the outrage of the ad before I even saw the the ad itself. Wait, what actually do? She did a sports betting ad. No big no big or something like that. And um, basically she was just like, this is sports. This is sports. And then, and her, her boobs are showing. And then I saw, um, I mostly saw people on Instagram like Sydney, sweetie. This is like me. This is what women sports look like. And I feel like, and obviously that's the converse ad, this kind of going viral now, too. And I think when people get outraged by I think it gives it way more steam, more steam, because like it was a lot of women bashing the ad. And it's a sports betting. So you already know like where the target audience is, sports betting and, and boobs. Like, you know, you know, this, I mean, when I first saw it, I rolled my eyes a little bit. Only because it's like, isn't this our second one I've seen where she's been real controversial in an ad? Yeah, the first one was the team. But that's, but that's what they aiming for. They in a meeting room, like, how can we piss carry off? Right. Exactly. And I feel like, because like, again, the way I saw new about the ad was through people being angry at it. I'd never even, that never came across it. It would have never got to us. Yeah. That's they double made it get to us. They know that it's always horny niggas around. Like they get no horny people. And then they don't get the people that's mad at it. And then they don't get the people that got a bunch of thing pieces on it. And now they got the holy trifecta. You do that with any product. You good. Yeah. No, 100%. But I thought she did cook when she posted the pictures of the other women in all the ESPN body issue. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? Her response was like, she started posting the ESPN, the body issues. Remember, they kind of, they're basically naked, but obviously covering their body. Yes. Force and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And they're very like creative way. Oh, so she started posting just random ones on her story. Well, that was her influence. Cause that is the thing. She was the same. Why are you outraged at me doing it when the actual sports women players do it? Because you're doing it under a gambling ad. And they're doing it under body positivity ads. And it's like a whole article written around their shit. But go off. She's not a athlete. I can't stop. That's not the thing. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know what she was doing. You think she could catch a football if I threw a really hard between her. Oh, that was crazy. That was what? Well, it's crazy. But there's the other ads now to the converse ad. Yes. What's your thoughts about that? Honestly, I didn't see it at first. Where's the converse ad? This? Yes. It's kind of. Have you seen this before? No, what is it? Okay. So it's kind of be interesting to kind of get your perspective on it. So this ad on the left is the one that's getting the flag right now. What do you think is wrong? Oh, shit. It look like it like a KKK hood right? Yeah. You see anything else? It's a star at the bottom. Uh-huh. What about the shoes? Did the shoes look like anything? The ones bought a hood area? Do the shoes look like anything? Mm-hmm. No, what they were saying that it resembled a lynching next to the KKK hood. Oh, the upper shoes. Yes. What the hood is crazy. They're saying like the shoes are danger. What's that hood you know? What is it? It's a girl. No, it's a star projecting down. Uh-huh. And also I think I don't know if this is a part of the Rick Owens Club, but he does that extended star on his stuff. The dark shadow. Got it. Um, yeah, I just feel like just like if these brands like, bro, these brands have so much fucking money. Yeah. You don't tell me you could literally pay $50,000 a year and go hire a black dude and put him in your meet room and say, Heda, that's racist person. You know, I'm saying he don't do shit the whole meeting. And everybody like, okay, we wrapped up the whole meeting. When they meet the I know, uh-huh. They'd be. Yeah, I love you. I love you. I know. I have that shirt. That's a big mess of shirt. I love you. They are really. They need that shit is so done. Like, bro, this a because kind of look like because I get it though, because like, is it kind of a reach maybe? Because when I first saw I didn't really see it. But now like, when people start to say it, then I start to see like, oh shit, but still there's still a point that should be somewhere there. They'd be like, Hey, this can look away. I know you might not, I don't know what y'all intentions are, but this kind of look away. And like, I saw it immediately. But not the lynching part, but definitely the hood. Yeah. The hood. I honestly weird. I saw the lynching thing before the hood part. The point on the outfit isn't even the length of the shoe. I mean, the length of the regular regular conversation star. So that's why I'm like, okay, y'all trying to be funny. But if it is part of some collab, y'all set with. I'm not sure. Well, like, so that's a lit up version. Where is it? This one? It's like a lit up version. That's supposed to show. So that's a version that came out or the darker version that came out. The dark version looks to has more contrast personally. I think it looks better as an ad. Is that the ad right there? Yeah, that was either way you see that that hood there. Like that was, but that one is a little bit more lit though. Yeah, I think people are brightening the contrast is like supposed to like, you know, but she's pretty sure she looks like the top of the star, basically. Yeah, or look like a mini clansman. Yeah. Yes. It let me go. Oh, that's the mouse. I'm going to say I don't know. But I think criticize, criticize, criticize. But it goes back to like us giving like this energy. I saw Deantek how us put that on his page and he was he refused to say the name of the ad he was talking about because he was saying this is exactly what they want is for everyone to get enraged because we're going to be upset about it. But now people who don't care about us, they're going to be like, Oh, I'm going to go purchase this shoe because they feel the same way that I do about, you know, not caring or respective like people, whatever. But I don't know. I just kind of get upset that we keep having these same conversations about racist companies, but nothing really comes from it. Like they apologize and then what? And niggas right niggas right back in target by a milk and shit. Like, why are you getting milk in target? I haven't gone to target. I haven't been inside target. Maybe a little pick up order here. Oh my god. Some famous snacks from there. I don't fucking put somebody in. No, boycott target. Double for me. Somebody pick it up. No, but it's the same thing with the the Ed sharing thing, right? People are supposed to quote unquote boycott his concert. Well, yeah, he's getting people that are boycotting the concert. But that just mean the tickets are opening up for people that usually don't have an opportunity to buy tickets. His concerts are still packed. It's just people all here that don't give a fuck. You know, it's just like certain topics where like they don't give a fuck and it's like, I'm not, I'm not going to stand on business about this, like this certain thing. But yeah, he lost all his open acts. I was trying to explain this, everybody. Um, he got new ones now. Yeah, of course. Yeah, he's going to be people that take that opportunity. I post Malone or something. No, I forgot who they were, but he, he's like perform with them. He announced it at the beginning of this is his, his concert. He gave like a whole speech and saying that this and that blah, blah, blah. Look at air sharing. I'm going to be like, no, here's kid. Run. Yeah. But he like, he mentioned like the October 7th of the Israel, that happened in Israel. And then he also mentioned like the, the genocide that's going on and it's like, it's weird because he's trying to play both sides. And it's really, there's really no like both sides in it. Like, you can't play, you can't, you can't, you can't play both sides when there's somebody that's getting killed. Yeah. You know, I'm saying it's just like, you, you just can't, because obviously there's depth involved. You can't play both sides of people that are dying are going to be offended that you not all the way on the side. It actually says every act on that assurance toward quit. Yes. He's in all these, okay, okay. He does have whatever he performed yesterday. But for people that don't know, he doesn't perform with a band. Yeah. So it's like, I think when the people like he lost his band, there's a band that he always goes around with and they come in during his set, but he performs by himself though. Yeah. A lot of his performances by himself. Yeah. But like, even that one, when they came on stage, they perform, they started performing together because he's like, they had to learn this many songs and stuff like that. I just don't know why he won't save free Palestine. I don't know why Malcolm or I had to be removed in the first place, because he wouldn't be with the reform. But the most annoying part to me with his is that as sharing like, it's almost like he doesn't realize his own power. It's like, if he says kick Malcolm or all right, and if they're really friends, right? And it's for a reason where you actually believe that, yes, kids are dying in Palestine, right? Why not why not say, no, I'm going to take a stand. You guys can't do that. You think the the venue's going to be like, okay, then you can't perform there. You think the venue's going to be like, oh, we, we, we stopped Ed sharing from performing here. Like, no, they're not going to do that. And I think that he, he could have showed more. He's called their blood. Yes. Yeah. Definitely called their blood or cancel one or like, there's, there's all their blood because I'm saying if he goes up there, because he went up there pretty much didn't exactly save free Palestine, but went in a very round about way of saying it. It's like, you just did the exact same thing. He basically talked about them as separate things. Yeah. And that's, that's what people do when they like play sides. They talk about it, but like, okay, I'm going to talk about anti-7ism and how that's not right and how it's not right to put what these people do on to other people around the world and make it seem like they're doing that. And then I'm going to talk about this other thing over here. And then I'm going to just, you know, start playing like a car. It's like, now fuck me. Put the strings down. There's almost like, when they, uh, people talk about police brutality. And it's like, when it's like all the cops do that, but like, all look at Chicago, like, how many people are killing each other in Chicago? You know how many cops die because they're both important, but this is not the issue that we're discussing right now. Yeah. I know. I feel about Colin. Who Colin Kaepernick. Yeah. I think, uh, that's tough for me. I always have like, um, a probably like, people be like, Oh, he sold out or he took money for such and such. And he explained it. Yeah. He explained it. Just did one with Deontic Kyle. Yeah. He's been on a run on his book, the perilous fight. Yeah. What was his explanation? He said the settlement money pretty much was money he was owed already from being like black bald. So it wasn't like new month or anything like that. That's what the settlement was. People took that and ran with it, thought that he signed, um, in the non disparaging agreement, which he didn't. He signed an NDA, which was different, but he could still disparage whatever he wanted to. But the money had nothing to do with like, oh, me and the NFL settled on a deal or something. I guess it felt like when he did get the money, just some people probably felt like when he got the money, we didn't hear anything else about his, the cause that he was fighting for. And I think that's where some people kind of get it. Because like, that's why some people might have thought it was like the NDA thing because I know that the non disparaging in the NDA, but I also, I don't know if I can be wrong. I haven't heard him say anything negative about the NFL. Oh, he's still okay. Okay. I haven't heard it. He never stopped going at the NFL. I know he still wanted to be a part of it, which I still understand. I think the NFL just did a good job of taking away his voice. And I don't think people understand how big the NFL is. The NFL is basically his own government. The NFL is helping people, they can help people still evidence. They can get investigations moved. They're a big entity. So it was like, they quieted one person down. It's not that hard for them to do. Well, yeah. They had a very strategic way that they did it, which is where Jay Z comes into the conversation for some folks. But I don't know. I feel like people are going real hard on calling. I don't like that. I feel like he did his job, though. It's like only so much one person can do, right? You got a person that was neat. Like, you know how popular it was kneeling during the national anthem? Like that shit brought out so many discussions. It got fucking, it got NFL or owners put and stop hating the fucking ends on. They got the back of the helmets. These niggas were so racist that they say, hey, after every touchdown, remember in racism, I'm not gonna love it. You got they got white people like, yeah, fuck these. Oh, man. My favorite team's going to say in racing today, let me think about this shit a little bit longer. You know, I'm saying it before I drop it. And what happened today? Was that for George Boy? No, I think we're just I don't it just went away. No, it's still it's still painted on feels I was just watching the Patriots game the other day which like Robert Kraft is involved in the air sharing story and I was Why he was like one of the main people that stepped up and said that he not performing and I just watched a Patriots game and got in racism in the end Oh, it's still there. No, yeah, they got stop hating theirs. I don't know if they got in A proper crap is a horny ass dude. Oh, he's too horny, bro massage parlors. Come on now allegedly I gotta look into that. No, you didn't see it. No, I remember the time. I just don't remember if he was found guilty or Come on. It's the case disappear. You got little Tuggy Tuggy All right, this is a perfect a game then um, we're actually we have in this conversation. It was a A real we saw so me and Pat Care you can judge which one is most toxic, but toxic ways to win an argument with your girl What we're gonna we're gonna have to say toxic ways to win an argument with with your girl. Okay, so I'll go first Pat So my my toxic way not not me not me personally as Michael a ceoboo just a toxic version I would say that um, what did I write down? I guess I can't do anything right Oh my gosh That's that's good. No, it's not but it's good. No, no, it's bad But it's good for all the way because judging off like what's the most toxic and we will get you the most mad Okay, that's up there. That's a good job. That's up there. Okay, that's very much up there what's yours? My yeah, so we in the middle of the argument and I'm just like When is the last time you saw your therapist I'm hurt when we started dating you saw your period your therapist once a month and now that we've been dating I haven't seen you go to therapy. So maybe this is the cause of this argument I'm going to take a break I'm actually going to take away because I just talked to my therapist and he said we shouldn't be doing this You getting kicked out It's supposed to be toxic. He's still he's still mine. I was gonna say once last time I see my therapist It's supposed to be toxic is the most evil thing go ahead you got another one. Um, okay, another one to be like You're in the argument right boom then she says one thing wrong That don't make sense and then you hit them with the exactly. This is what I'm talking about That's up there. Yeah, first one was worse. Okay. Okay. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. Mm-hmm. What you got back Okay, she's yelling at me. Okay Do you get this from your the yelling part from the dash out of your family? I know you don't know your dad, but when I met your mom and sister they didn't seem like the woman that yeah Those are fighting words You don't need to break up Okay, I'm trying to get out of the relationship another one another one. Go ahead Mike. Um, what else that right? You got at least had three. Okay Jean, you don't have one. I'm thinking I've been losing arguments. Yeah, obviously. Oh, okay. I don't lose. Okay I'm floating in this bitch It's this you hit them with the oh not like that. It's kind of like but this kind of like oh, yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy I know what you meant though You made like being a loser Uh, but sore loser. I lose you least four Okay, what'd you what else you got um Mm-hmm I think bringing in a third party is another thing. So maybe I would be like a Maybe go ask your friend how they feel about this relationship terrible hey I thought he was on something low key. Right. What did you think because I don't think he hit it Cuz I was like cuz I would have like low key try to re uh, reset my point while she's on the phone with like her mom Mm-hmm That's toxic Or in the middle of your argument that okay, this is my toxic one we arguing And in the middle of the argument she getting blown up by her friends And she need to check her phone. I said go ahead check your phone and it's her group chat going crazy like You know, he got your own IG live right now hahaha You know The capture say tell me if she wrote A pole and there was a ball on the line It's why man can't open up anymore. It's just the conversation over See I told y'all that this is shit. I got to deal with every day. Now look she would have run She tried to run to the room Let's go open the door. Oh, take the cover off. This is who you? That is okay to do a story time the next day Look at her drive it off y'all look scared of confrontation Yeah, let's turn around. Hit do you turn? Come on now. What are you going hit me? Are you your dad? Daddy's girl Not with trigger here right now I'm so bad, but it's not us though. We're talking about y'all, but this is in general me. It can be so bad Sassy but it's so fast But it's nice to know like like like for our girls to like know like this is what we could have there What's that? No, I'm just I don't like that, David Because because we have the jokes in our head that we know you can kind of be toxic with I'm very sure you're free on say he there's some shit that he knows he can say that would piss you off That's toxic, but he doesn't say out of respect for you. He can be quick with it exactly. That's that's the that's the good one Oh, I got another one. I got another one. My last one. Don't even you don't need one here. No, okay. Okay Oh shit, okay, let's say we argue all right, and I'll cut you off and I go are you adopted? You know your real parents name I gotta see if you and my ex got the same parents because y'all twins Absolutely You're doing the same shit she do you telling me y'all my sisters or something That means you got it tight So really the jokes on you that I got a tight. Yeah, if you say that like You have a preference for toxic women and this to shit. I'll be talking I'm not on IG like this take talk live is just like thanks for the galaxy and this is shit I forgot just like start cleaning and shit No, the real toxic thing I used to do I was sometimes I will I would I used to put on headphones That is incredible. I think that's good in the house. Yes. No, I already read headphones in the house So that's kind of a normal thing, but I like we'll just put on half in the middle of a argument if I know it's like oh for my I don't do this anymore, but if it's a point of no return I just put on my head to my day That's a sign. That's like a year the most toxic thing I do is have fucking fun Like the person not even there, but I make sure I don't leave that person. You don't wash your shit Like I'm about to I'm about to because you know most people like most dudes Even though they you know they trying to be mature. I'm not gonna leave my girl. I'm not gonna take off owner And I'mma just go around. We're just gonna give each other. You know you see the memes where we give me each other the silent treatment But we still taking care of each other. Yeah, I'm about to pretend nothing happened. I'm on the phone with my dad I put my phone through it. What did you say? What? Yeah, y'all can come over One in the background that is just like I know I know That's it. They don't want to see you have fun after I'm with me like that They want you to sleep on a college, but as soon as you start watching the movie out there Yeah, I never get the sale this late. I love y'all niggas man Nah, man. It's it's definitely um life is much easier when you're not It's easier. It's tough at the moment because you got to swallow your pride And it's like you got to say sorry you got of um Sometimes like the conversation over you already know what you did wrong as a man and you already apologized But you got to let your woman come back and give you another lesson about it because it ain't out of her system yet Like you already talked about it like yeah, I'm sorry. I did such and such and she like okay And then she might come back two minutes later and it's like why would you do that? She at re-ass you all the questions She already asked you and you got to answer it the same exact way, but The get back is so much better. You know I'm saying like you can breathe, but when you let shit live Linger for a week. It might bounce to the next argument. Now you arguing about the last shit. You aren't like man That's the word. Now she drunk and shit. She got a gun Man, you either pull out you either pull out dicks guns The conversation to okay, you either mention that's good. I mean that's crazy At the beginning of the pot simple out digs crazy. No, as you pull it out the digs though. Nice ain't not about dig bro That's crazy Some girl some girl posted a picture on her close friends. It was knees up But she put a heart over her face. She really just went to show the outfit. She had on some like Daisy Duke shorts with a jean jacket That's not the pose. That was what the photo of was. Yeah, if you have it. Yeah, it's right here Like she just took a photo, but you can't see you can't like it's from the thigh up. Yeah, you got it And but she put a heart over her face She just went to short outfit and I do comment it and say why are you hiding the best part? She said because no makeup and I look tired She was like you put makeup on your feet Okay Make her make a lot of money selling feet big. That's crazy. It's a lot of horny do's out here I was gonna say my homie bought a car of herself You're a homie like a male a male. Yes. He was on his feet. Picks. Yeah Bro, they buy anything. He didn't tell me till he had to whip. He was like, bro, like And she was lady on Snapchat. Is he act? Oh, he's acting like they're like man feet There are pictures of his feet. Yeah, I'm saying something will act like they're women feet like they'll paint I was a woman. That was probably interesting. I was a woman was fam weekly like I really don't hear too many like What's talking about they like feet that much? She's they don't she was getting it for her husband No, no, no, he got a he know that though. You got a car. No, doesn't change the fact where like who's like Yeah, but it doesn't matter. You're not like in the room with them. No, I know a girl that sell her panties Uh-huh as soon as she like she put on her IG live story is like coming me to ship off a pair of panties and some dude paid her life Why is that your algorithm five minutes? No, I know the person. I ain't gonna say her name. She's pretty popular So I'm gonna say her name but the way the economy's going, you know, I'm for everything You shouldn't say I don't think that's your line Please don't say that because like First of all, I'm saying I'm not judging anybody. How they making a money day? Yeah, yeah, because it's crazy out here Okay, definitely for the man on the podcast y'all can call her Carrie Noni Y'all not allowed to use juice no more cuz I don't know what these niggas doing it for like I'm telling you Cuz that's literally what people call me. I know, but these niggas not doing it around all your juice Just like I could be played football like your sports name No, she got the but you got the juice you got the juice though Yeah, but they call me juice. I do think you the only person I know that got like they use that nickname Really, yeah, I've never heard anybody call you juice. You're never around me. Oh my gosh That's a lie, so you wouldn't know. I really never what you doing after this Nothing okay Yeah, I got my son I need to know how I felt about that high rocks lady. Oh That was crazy. So what like so explain the event that she was going so high rocks. It is a fitness competition Mm-hmm. It's hell all over the world. It's extremely intense. Yeah, I think it's like you got to do like a thousand A thousand meters But what event cuz like what happened to her cuz a lot of people don't know she had diarrhea She felt ill randomly and just had diarrhea and she didn't stop in the competition She kept going and the diarrhea went all down her legs all over her body She's get on my on the equipment that other people have to use and she won. Oh Shia. Yeah, she thought that a tough mother It was nasty And high rocks kind of came out was like they they were wiping things down But realistically if somebody's shot and it has shit on the roar I don't care how much you just I don't care how much you wiped me down Disinfected. I just saw their shit on there Yeah, and it's like that's how she won because if I have to go behind her I'm not Touching on it, but she was already good. No, she was a pretty good athlete So she probably was gonna win anyway, but they should have they should have stopped it No, no shit. There has to be a limit to what she was like right there She's the world record holder got it, but she's like this right here, right? There's a thing I've heard doing burpees. That's like the the one. She wasn't going that got her No, she wasn't doing burpees she's doing farties. But isn't It's burpee broad jump though, but it's like they wiped down the machine But how do you wipe down turf if you're doing it? But you don't wipe down shit though That thing you wipe down sweat. Yeah, shit not shit. You like you fucking the whole you hold shit down You don't wipe shit The thing is I'm sitting on public bathrooms now you telling me like Somebody's like I'd have to sit my same ass on a roar of a shit Imagine being in third place and smelling that shit like what the fuck did I do the dessert? I'm a smelling is sitting in it Whatever plays because like obviously if you've been to like a high-rocks event like everybody's kind of like running their own race because even It's like somebody's in front. There's different age groups So it's like if this person's in front of me. I'm not might not being the same age group of them or if you know So I could still come in first place, but not looking like that, but you're running around people that are just doing it for fun and everything It's just like bruh, and they they came out with apology for Not stopping her She gave her she gave it like it should already have they said they put it in the rules now that if that does happen again That's gonna have to move because they said they had it there if any like spit or any like nasal And you would have been out and now they've added because I've seen that in like Merit since so marathon runners that happens to them a lot too But at least like a marathon like when you're running or like any type of racer running You don't really have to be super close to people and you step in and shit people stepping shit every day I just up in shit three days ago. It's like people stepping shit every day. Yeah, it's some dog shit At my old apartment that we're making people do you have to give them your dog samples So they know the DNA of the dog that shit it Yeah I was like that's so easy to like fake though. You can just give somebody else like a random Or they can just carry out right they own shit and then every time they dogs should they thought they should on top of it Don't run out my turn Yeah, yeah, yeah, just in case they catch us Like sir, we have you in our system too. We're gonna need you to come to the office This is a Instagram theme about a real about fantasy football. This is actually for a guy that opened for us And I'm a football fan, but the NFL really got to do something about all these domestic violence and all-fill problems because this is killing my fantasy football teams Like don't get me wrong. I feel I feel for their families, but now they're probably starting to come into my house. I'm like how How am I supposed to win my fantasy leaves if they can't stay out of trouble because guys know it used to be Simple a few years ago. You would look up player stats from last season off season trades Not got a big deeper. I got to find out if they marry or guide Kids on the side of warrants in different states like I'm looking at my draft, but I'm like I want to take this run a bag, but he comes from a broken home Like let me take this Christian quarter bed. And that is true though with fantasy these years Because you do got to look into a lot now as a as a lion's fan And like this is my first time like where as a grown man I'm following other grown man because of like what they do. Yeah, I'm more You know, I feel like I'm a little bit more appreciative of my life of like you know the lions make me happy So I started falling some of the lion's players and I followed James and Williams who's like their star receiver Yeah, he bought like he got his big contract this summer and he bought like five cars I've been saying I'm like this nigga's not gonna have a good start to the year Well, I'm not gonna say you gonna have a bad year, but he's not gonna have a good start to be because he bought cards and he'd been playing terrible You on me and just like It makes sense like sometimes like you really got to do a background check on what's like as we people Living real lives no matter how much money they got like off-season stuff that kind of happens that You got to like kind of take it to a factor. Yeah, I'm seeing Lamar Jackson eating shrimp at some random ass restaurant today's before the game I'm starting somebody else You know, but I'm starting to somebody else Anyway, that's been the pod of make sure you guys follow us on all social platforms come to the live pod Yeah, the live show pod whatever Make sure you guys follow brain squeeze Carrie's been killing it on Instagram. I've been killing that shit Yes, make sure I follow brain squeeze pie. That's it. I almost asked for a shout-out you in so I ain't gonna lie you It could happen Yeah, it's like a very good possibility. If you get more popular than us, I'm gonna be one bagging ass and then I'm like, yo, Carrie, Carrie, where can we hang out? - Carrie, I see you have Michelle Obama on the show. What you think about the seventh episode of Crash Rummy's over the juice that. No, I know we did one last week. I don't think they looked at it right. We gonna do something different. We gonna try something different this time. - As long as I stay good, we good. - Okay, we good, yeah, we good. - Don't be doing no crazy stuff. 'Cause I was thinking about in our interview and towards the end of it, make sure I check that out too. That was a really good interview with them. And you said something, you just gotta promise me, if you get bigger, just make sure we can come on the show anytime. And I'm like, oh yeah, for sure, in a time. - A lot to do. - But then I went home and I thought about it and I said, what if you end up being like a crazed person 20 years from now? - And I'm a kid. - Would I still want him on the pot? - And if you don't let me on the pot, every pot I got going to be about you and it's gonna start with that clip. - Broken promises, that's all niggas this is about. - You gotta stay on the straightening, bro. - That's what we got all those random clips of you saying stuff that we cut out. - Perfect. - We got some crazy stuff. - I know one person you ain't gonna have on your pot if you don't fuck with us. - Who? (beep) - I definitely would. - That was the clip we got. - That was a funny show. - That was crazy. - I rocked lead. - We just named him. - We can't send me that clip, don't we? (laughing) - We just named him, please. - Welcome to Hollywood, Carrie. Thanks for the blackmail. (laughing) - Whatever. - Anyway, I just got my insurance clip. And it'd be like, you heard juiced up hit a million dollars. (laughing) - Yes, that's the best. - Amen. - What the fuck, she got a new TV show. Okay, let me go ahead and see it. Let me go ahead and send her agent this clip. We have a $100,000 bottom bar on a TMZ. (laughing) - Oh man, anyway, just been the part, appreciate you all. (upbeat music) - I was trying to sell, there you go. Oh, no, I'm just joking. That wouldn't drive, bro. - Hey, Mr. Juiced up. - No, that's it.