AreYouGarbage? | Son of a Boy Dad #441

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I was like, how is the movie about the guy catching pedophiles? Yeah, I don't know if it would happen with that whole thing. I thought he was like a good guy, like a hero. Yes. I thought so too. Well, I think the way he did it, it was mainly to think the avenue was like, it was, he knew what he was doing. They weren't going to get arrested and stuff like that. By the way, he was doing it and it just pushed him into a star. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of similar to the pedophile catching now that they're going to be playing. Are they just beat those guys up in Walmart? Yeah. That's why I missed dog debouting Hunter for the fucking level. I had the idea yesterday. If I had any motivation about like social media and comedy anymore, I would, I would do Scott Hansen's to catch a predator from NFL Red Zone. Oh, okay. We're going to go to the quad box. We've got four different predators in the kitchen right now. That's good. What are you all doing here? Red Zone in. I like it. They tried to do that with live PD. They tried to make a live PD sucked. They wanted to be cops. Yeah. They wanted to be red zone cops. Yeah. They never really worked out. Just do cops. Yeah, that was awesome. And I don't know if you just can't film people anymore or they won't act up as much anymore. I don't know. I'm a first 48 guy. The best. The best. The first 48 in a hotel room, it's so fucking hard. It's all Netflix now, too. I'm just crushing them at the house when it goes to bed. That's so nice. Yeah, you just really get lost in it. Always New Orleans or Memphis. Yeah. So there's a lot of Memphis. It's a lot of like Oklahoma City Tulsa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Just you can't get away with that. It's so nothing like the movies. Those cops are so undramatic and whatever and they just get you. They're machines. They get you. And what are they doing until somebody calls? You know what I mean? Like are they just set on the hotline? I think they're working a lot of cases. Yeah. Yeah. And so what are you just ditching another case? I think so. I think it's just like we got a shelf, you know, Terry or whatever and move on to the next one. You don't think cameras are here. They're doing a lot of like the kind of investigating you like, you know, like in seven or something like that. Oh, yeah. Weird. It's all cameras now. It's all cameras. They go, Hey, where are you shot? And they ring cams. Yeah. You know, they get you in like a couple of couple of hours. I got you. Oh, yeah. I mean, now they get you in 10 minutes. Uh-huh. They'll find you. You start. Alrighty. Cool. We can conclude some of that already. Welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast. Today, it is Monday, September 28th. And we are here with joined by the hosts of our you garbage. Hey guys. Thanks for having me. We weren't started before that. That was great. That was first 48th. Oh, great. Oh, great. Oh, great. Oh, great. Great. That shit sucks. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great to be here. We've never been upstairs before. Oh, yeah. Welcome. Yeah. Much. Are you guys like, is it everything you dreamed of? Pretty cool. It is. I can shut it down in like a month. That's right. Really? Yeah. I mean, what you guys are out? They're shipping us all out. Chicago? No. That's right. First 48 cases. Cracked old cold cases. Wait, you guys are closing this office? No. I mean, there's talks of it. Huh. But I don't think you follow heavy. Oh, yeah. I'm big on Twitter. But I'll do my whole. My whole Twitter is I'm like walking through seeing like producers. Oh, my God. That's what you're in the burners. Like shut the New York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's mostly at all my fencedos. Wait, sorry. Are you guys gonna be doing this kind of like Sass's apartment in a couple of weeks? And we did that for a bit. No shit. Yeah. All right. It was great. Yeah. I liked it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. You guys do have a studio. Are you guys in the same studio? You always were. No. No. I'm great. I'm great. Yeah. We got a big. We got a really big kind of probably too big. Are you still in the one that's pretty close to here? Yeah. I've been to that one. Yeah. Yeah. I think pushing like 2,500 square feet. It's big. That one's huge. Two studios offices storage. Yeah. Two bathrooms. I got my own bathroom. Which one? Have you guys ever slept there? Has there ever been one of those? Like a full night? If we're bringing that up. Run. Yeah. We had a we had a staunch no sleep in their rule. But, uh, you know, who implemented that? I know. What did you know? Where's my camera? Yeah. There's a staunch no sleep in their rule that kind of got over the past. 3,000. 3,000. 3,000. Yeah. I got a bad home life. Yeah. I got a crash into the studio a couple of times. It's not like it was fun. My place is definitely haunted. And you're fucking creaking and cracking all night. I don't know my CPAT machine. There's an Asian church next door that starts early too. And they're in there all hours of the night. Just hearing a Korean woman howling at the whole night. Dude. It's fucking brutal. When you slept there, did you wake up and were there people like at the office? No. No. No. No. No. No. It's not like an all-state awful thing. Like I heard the copy machine. So it's just clocking. Hello. Are you garbage? No. No. I would make sure I got to brush my teeth and show you. I only have it a couple of times. Of course. I just moved in with Ian Fightance. I live in his basement. He's going well. Um. But I was like, I couldn't like accept it for a little bit. So I stayed there one night. When I was supposed to like the first night I was supposed to stay there. I stayed there one night. And then I got a hotel for a week and then finally accepted it. Yeah. And then moved there. And it's been awesome. That's great. Isn't that where Ian does his pod? Isn't the bass there on the set, baby? A lot of that. I'm in the room next door. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Close the show business. You can possibly. Jake Salt writes. This is Blake around there from the middle of the night. It's great. It's so funny. I don't want to sound like a pussy. But every fucking neighborhood in New York, you can fall in love with it. You really can. Sure. Like his neighbor got on the surface. You know, I lived in a story. A story is very aesthetically nice. Manhattan and buildings, all that stuff. His area is not really. It has a little bit of a Ukrainian kind of. Like you could. You could imagine a couple of drones and like a big 29. Yeah. What neighborhood is he in? He's in. He's on the end of Williamsburg. Oh, okay. It's really nice. And yeah. Once you like. Get used to it. Or like, you know, like once you like. See it clearly. It's it's always awesome. Yeah. There's some parts around there. So what? Parks. Yeah, yeah. I remember. I did. I'm. I'm. they do physical activity. I'll tell you what, they got a fucking, they got a baseball field right there. And I went down there one day on a Saturday. And it's like high school girl softball. And these girls are throwing heat. And it's all, it's all Dominican Puerto Rican. And they have these teams. They take it very seriously. All the parents are there. They got fucking, they got the grill going and shit like that. Awesome. Have you ever been to the parks? Sorry to cut you off in Brooklyn, where they play. It's always like under like five foot three, like central American guys. And they play volleyball, but like you catch the ball. Dude, they love that. Can they play it on the, they played them Riverside Park, which is crazy. It's like you catch it. It's new cold. You catch the ball and you just throw it over. So there's no like bump set spike. It's just what's the, how do you mess up or what's the, I think it's just like you try to throw it past. I think part of it is they drink a bunch as well. At least the ones in my neighborhood. They're pretty sourced up after a couple of Corona's. I think you end up dropping it. I've seen it by the Bronx Zoo and they had, they used to do it in, uh, is that my, is that my good? That's crazy. It's under my armpit. Can you hear? I love how there's also like nine producers and seven professional broadcasters. I don't know what to think about. I just have it under my armpit like a continental soldier. That looks like that drink. Why don't you and I switch? I think this is, it's fine. As long as he can hear me, he's got headphones on. You guys are cool. It's like a billion dollar cup. I gotta, he's doing his homework. There's even work here. I got a fun game for you. If you go to one of those, uh, you know, women's, or like high school softball games again. Okay. You'll be in the bleachers and some, some dads going to be like, so which one's yours? And you should say, I haven't made up my mind yet. That's good. That's good. I did ask, I did ask your dad what was going on. And he just explained, I don't kind of have that vibe come across. I tell you what, I don't think I could hit off one of those girls. I'll tell you that. They're really throwing like that. Yeah. They're throwing underhand. The underhand. Heat throwing heat. I feel like you're like underhand. It's just how fast? Yeah. I'm going out of the park. You think? No, dude, we went to the batting cages together and to a high school girl throwing underhand. I'm sending it. I'm sending it to Manhattan. You know, from the Williamsburg. He's sending it to a neighborhood he'd want to live. No, I don't play sports. No, you know, I played some sports. Do you generally think he's going to go to hell now? Yeah. I would miss baseball. He was claiming the other, not that long ago that he could get in the, he could do 80 in the batting cage. That I can. It's not, I'm not pregnant about it. I can hit 80. Dude, dude. So you think you could hit 80 out of the batting cage, but you couldn't. But there's like no one in high school girls. I'm talking like a straight 80 speed. Oh, they're throwing curves and shit. Yeah, they're fucking. I got action. I got action. I got action. Yeah, I can hit 80 in a fucking batting cage. Really? No, he failed doing it. Two out of five right now. Yeah, that's not true at all. Yeah, you were having trouble at 60. Yes, that was that's exactly. No, I wasn't. You weren't even fucking there. You know, you went watching them walk over to the fucking golf thing as I was about to go into cage. We were at the five K for Bert and Tom. They had a batting cage set up, which did not throw 80. It's about 60, 65. And it was working. It was raining too. I don't want to say that. You give me 10 fries. I can, I can connect with a couple. I believe that's 10 straight 80. You think no curve, no junk. I'm not talking about splitters and slides. No, no, of course not. Yeah, nothing. I don't know why need to bring the post post batting cage snack into it, but I don't think I'm hitting 40. No, no, no. I just like, I mean, I could barely even hit off the kids when I was like, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, I sucked it eight. That team, they were throwing that stinky cheese. I could get my stationery thrown 25. Did you get a lot of hits when you were in, uh, in that, like baseball, were you know, softball, your baseball league that they're dresherly. Oh, well, that was softball. But I mean, I got a hit pretty much every time I was at bat, but that's because that's slow pitch, that's slow pitch, underhand coach pitch. Yeah. And I still couldn't get it out of like the diamond. I don't think I got on base once the whole season. Dude, did you know what I learned about Derek Drescher recently? That he's a crazy person. That he is the nephew of Fran Drescher. What? Really? The nanny? I don't know who Fran Drescher is. Fran Drescher? I don't know what's a crazier fact. He's both wild facts. He's Fran Drescher. She's one of the most probably famous comedic actor, actresses ever. Never seen that, bro. I don't ever. She was in the nanny. She's a very grating voice. She's very, very hot and like, uh, the lady is really nice. And that's Derek's aunt? No, I made that up. Yeah. That would be, that would bring us to a good little opening. Do you know who are through Fonzarelli is? You know the Fonz is? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know the Fonz. How do you know the Fonz? You don't know the nanny. That was like 20 years before that. Do you know who the 18 is? I mean, I've never made the 18. No, you don't know who the 18 is to show. No, no idea. What about Knight Rider? That sounds familiar. Damn. Dude, dude, dude, dude, his world, his world is folding in on itself right now. Thanks. We need to do that. Harry Potter and shit like that when you were. Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, I didn't read it. I watched your twice as age. You're 25. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Whoa. I could be your dad. Yeah. Like I am. I hope you like sweeping in the end's basement. Get over it. Yeah. Get over it. How old's your dad? Older than 50. Yeah. Well, legend. Yeah, that's tough. Well, that's, I mean, you're a young man. You just never watched those shows. 18 is 18 is rock rock solid rock song. I don't even think of it. Yeah, but I mean, you were born of one 2001. Yeah, but I've watched like Casablanca and fucking. Yeah, the longest day. It's the classics. You have to edify. I think he's not a classic. I mean, you're insulting every episode. I don't know. I mean, there was a couple when Dwight Schultz left classic theme song for sure. Classic. And it's Mr. T. Mr. T. And that's when he was fucking Nancy Reagan. Well, what is that you're even on? Yeah. Mr. T was banging Nancy Reagan. I'm pretty sure this confirmed Tyler. Can we get to the bottom of this? I think that she was she was she was sucking him. Oh, yeah, well, she was like she's grown up or something. Nancy Reagan, Ronald Reagan's wife. Yeah. Yeah. She was blowing everybody. That's like that. That was like her thing. What? No, that was her thing. What do they call it? Super hot or something. Look, she's kissing him on the forehead. He's dressed up as Santa. She's sitting on his lap. He's rock hard. What was her name? Her name was like, they called it like, they had an egg. They had an egg for the throat. No, but not packed in. I think that's what they called her. No, they had like an actual name. There was an actual nickname for a while. He might have been a throat goat. I don't know. Maybe it was like right before. I'm sure she overlapped him. Good for her. Good for him. Good for him. I would say what Mr. T. So much of a gentleman. I bet you wouldn't come out and say nothing. Yeah. Exactly. It came from her side. I wonder who she leaked it to. Yeah. Gals. Yeah. President Lady. Fucking weak. Probably Ron. That's crazy. No one that he had dementia. Just saying shit to him. I blew Mr. T. Just to check up the dementia's real. Just 40 years later. Damn. You ever Mr. T? To see if the dementia took off. She's like flopping his pillow. Just don't really fucking piss them off. Who is nightriders? That Hasselhoff? Hasselhoff dog. Hasselhoff. She probably sucked off Hasselhoff too. And the car. And the car. Hasselhoff did all right. See in the 80s, a lot they would do would incorporate like a car or a helicopter and like make that like a thing. So they could merchandise it. Like the 18 van was very specific. Nightrider, air wolf. Oh, blue thunder. Classics. Yeah. When you stay with me this weekend, I'll tell you all about. Yeah, I'm going to go over and check out those. You can check the watch the 18. I'm sure the court of courted supervisors are going to love watch the 18. How way how old are your dad? He's in his 50s. He's 50s. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. My dies in his 70s. Maybe late 70s. Oh yeah, I guess my mind is in it. We don't speak. But I was still in the 70s. That's why I'm so old. Cheers, cheers. Yeah, before it all flow out. That's like, I mean, you're also too. I mean, you're I think you're mine. You're going to be an older dad. I'm an older dad. Yeah. But my dad wasn't even older dad. He was like, fucking 40 when he had me. I'm already 40 and I just have my and I have no children. So you'll be the oldest. You're going to have. I want children more than anything. Yeah. Well, it would be a great dad dude. Did you rather order something that you seem down? I have the blues. This subject in particular, Hans. What children? Yeah, make time. Yeah. What you're telling me you're good looking guy. You got cash. Well, why are you bringing up all this good stuff? Yeah, rubbing it in. I traded all. I traded all for some children. Really? You could do that though. Maybe not all of it because then the children would be really expensive. How much does a kid cost if you were to buy one? My, oh, what? I don't know. I don't know. If you were to adopt, I mean, you got to go to the pound. Yeah, they're, yeah, they're, they're giving them way at the pound. They're all X for a kid. Yeah, you could be like a sperm donor. You can have a thousand. Well, what would be the use of that? I don't know. It'd be cool to have a bunch of frances, but I wouldn't know them. But you know, if you know, you know, you saw one. Yeah, they've just sore thumbs. And now do you as you walked by? I've seen that. I've seen that out before. That would probably fuck with you. It's called me or at Whole Foods. Are you want to mind? I'd be related to me. You could just knock up a stripper or something like that and just have the kid. Yeah. No, you want to do like the one one of those. He wants an Olympian. Yeah, he wants to see that human. So you got to pair up with somebody. Yes, another perfect specimen. Yes, huh. That exists out there. No, no, listen, I'm only, well, it is my focus is that I really do want to become a father quite soon. What do you want him to do? Like what? Oh, I don't need it to be a boy. In fact, I'd rather have Harris. I kind of, I was kind of leaning girl. I wanted a girl a little bit, not a, but, uh, why? 'Cause all like the first borns in my family were boys, so I just kind of know that. And I was just like, oh, it would be the different energy to have a, like, to have the girl. Yeah. I thought I was a girl until I came out. Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it was. 'Cause sometimes, isn't that a thing? I remember Freaks and Geeks where the girls born with a dick and a, guys watched Freaks and Geeks, but hasn't seen, well, that's a, that's a, that's a one-off class. Wait, there was in her mat for dinner, Freaks and Geeks? Yeah. The, the, the, she plays the, the French horn. No kidding. I believe so, yeah. Huh. There was one on Nip Tuck as well. Really? He, like, banged someone. He's like, he, he, like, takes his dick out, pissed off. It was like, you used to be a man. You used to be a surgeon. Yeah. Exactly. He was like, he could tell by the inside. That's brutal. Yeah. That perceptive of a penis. Whoa. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. That's, how many pumps does it take to find out? You're right. You kind of know right away. Then you're lying to yourself for like 34 pumps, like, nah, it's probably just like, you know, pubes or something. Either way, I'm marvelous. I'm like, I'm fucking a church. Well, Freaks, I'm sorry. I mean, I, I mean, I don't think so. I don't think so. Don't be at all. I mean, he needs the exposure therapy. Are you dating anybody? Are you seeing anybody? I, you know, who knows? I, I don't want to get into that. I gotcha. Yeah. But nobody that you want to. Uh, no, I'm not, I'm not ready to have children with them. Is there anyone I know right now? Is there anyone that, if they were like, is there any, I'm going to go with professional athletes. I know that's kind of what you go or if there was like a, like a, I don't know who to say, but some, some very well put together professional athlete came to you and said, I want to have a child this week. Um, that, I don't think so. No, you can't say Mr. T. But you can blow up. Would I like to do a pool host or something like that? If Albert Poole wanted to put my sperm in his sperm and some kind of a, one of those things you just said, yeah, Dr. Doom mixed it up in a magic bullet. We won't even know. Do you want to have like a champion, there's the latest teasing me about that. You just want to say that's a hundred. No, that's 100. I want to have a division. I mean, that's, that's in, dude, that is an all division. My family's kind of currently doing this with their generation of kids. Everybody's like that. It's crazy. There's, they're going like look raw, like girls across, like number one recruit in the country, like in my other cousin is just made the national team for the, he's the US soccer team. He's 16. That's like fucking, they like, they're like breeding these kids to be international superstars. There's no way I would get in college today. No way. Yeah. Well, they do that everybody into some level of college, but it is bullshit that everybody has like four letters, multiple extracurriculars. Yeah. I never would have done anything. Have you written an essay like for, like to get into school, do you write an essay? I think you have. Yeah. I think that's like the one requirement. I think I wrote a hundred. It's all a theme. Yeah. Yeah. Like a, like a, like a theme, like the paper, a theme. Oh, I think it'll do a theme like school. It's pretty vain, right? Right. What are you talking about? A note book. No, like a prompt. A theme paper. Like a theme paper. A theme paper. Yeah. That's not a theme. Yeah. That's because I'm a medial English. Like I have a, I have a, I have a theme, though. Do you like drawing a story or something like that? Can we get that? Are you sure you're not thinking of a thesis? A thesis. No, you've never written a thesis. No. Theme paper sounds familiar to me. That would be like right on clowns or something. A college. Oh, no. I'm imagining like an essay. Clear court. No. Just right. Just do theme paper without the rest of the room. We have them at high school. We have these themes. Don't give them all that help. Theme paper. Theme paper. That's paper theme. It's just templates and designs depending on the platform you're using. Is that, that's, are you referring to Shopify e-commerce or a Shopify company yourself? So I think we might be as well. Also good for brick and mortar. The 20 stores located the one single. All right. Forget it. So you had to write a thesis or you had to write an essay? We, yeah. We for college applications. It was always like a personal statement. They, they, they'd have you right. Huh. Bro, did you? Why don't you go Rutgers? I went to Penn State. I think I probably wrote some like some bullshit like that. I probably thought it was like way better than it was. Huh. I mean, I, I did mine. I think it was like, it had to be, I'm making what like 500 work like, had it just be something. Yeah. Which is nothing, something, nothing. It's like something you have to overcome something, you know, this, another 18, it's like. Yeah. You don't, you're just right. You're just right. I'm like, oh, my parents got divorced. What happened instead of what? Shout out to Temple University dog. I'd be done. Like my, my brother takes my nephew and my niece. We have like club things on the weekends and this, that fucking, it's a lot. There's a lot of like eight, you got to be in, you got to, you can't even just take regular classes either. You got to take all the APs. Never. What was yours, Frances? What did you write about in your, in your theme paper? Uh, I wrote about an experience I had, I used to go to this soccer camp with in France. Whoa. I was a kid because my mom was a French teacher. Oh, very cool. So I just would go over there and I was the only American and one time they had, uh, um, Earmuffs area. They had the Palestinian national team under, he's, um, so coach Matt, I was like the under 19 Palestinian national team and, uh, we, they selected like 14 kids from the soccer camp to play against them. And we played in a game and like, I wrote about how I was like the only American playing with a bunch of French kids from all these like former French colony countries against the Palestinian team and afterwards, we like, I'll take a picture together and were they cool? Yeah. Everyone got on really well, which was like the point of it, I guess it was like a very cool international. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. Who won? I think we tied two two. Very nice. Yeah. No tie breaker. I had a overtime. There was, I was playing defense and there was a, there was a shot on goal where it was like a looping ball and the goalie was, uh, down. He'd fallen on the ground and I was on the line and I headed it away. So I prevent it. Save it all. Save it all. Love that. Save the day. Exactly. And I wasn't going to say it but I'm glad someone did it. Yeah. You know, kept my foot on Palestine. You heard they never bounce back. That was the goal. Yeah. So you used to go there every summer with your mom? Yeah. Well, I did it. I did it for like three years or something like that. Yeah. Um, but I was like, it was in seventh grade. So I was really young. Um, and the first year I went, there was a hurricane while I was there and a tree fell on our dorm into the room that I was sleeping in. It was like bunk beds and all of a sudden the tree you came crashing through and there was rain just pouring down into our room. So each of us had to grab our little shitty cot, you know, mattress and go into someone else's room and sleep on the floor for the rest of camp. That's been the essay. Yeah. I think I included it. I think I included that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the way you told it. It was like a ghost story. Yeah. Yeah. That must have been a pretty shocking experience, mid sleep, tree coming through the room. You know, I distinctly remember that we didn't sleep that much because like the boys would, we would all just be talking and that was how I got to, that's how I got pretty handy at French was that like you just lie awake, listening to everyone just conversing. And you guys wouldn't sneak out and look for chicks and stuff like that. We were like 12 in the middle of nowhere. Gotcha. Hey, just say you were a loser. Yeah. You're a gay loser. It's like fine. Also, that's a very classy. That's how I got pretty handy with friends. Yeah. That's a very fun. And it's a unique way to look at the look at the world. The first year that I went to this, the bathrooms had the shitters had no doors on them. I hate that. And there were no toilet seats on the toilet. French style. And I was so put off by this that I held it in and didn't shit for four days of playing soccer. And it got finally to a point where it was so bad and so uncomfortable that I went into the woods. What? Over the toilet? Yeah. That should have been the essay. Yeah. Poor guy. That's so bad. It was so brutal. It was really bad. That was one of the things I just think you remember. I've only shit outside of once, but they're not. Yeah. Mine was also it. Yeah. It's horrible. What was the occasion? I was fucking landscaping and this old man wouldn't let me in his house to use the bathroom. And I just went into the woods and made a do-do what you wipe with leaves are just a couple of leaves. But I remember not that well as the end of the day. It's so vile. That water does a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I got food poisoning while I was at sleep away camp like the day I got there. And I shit my pants in the middle of the night. I woke up in the middle of the night running to the toilet, like I woke up mid-run and there was shit coming out of my ass. That's my nightmare. Did the kids other kids see it? No, because there's the middle of the night. Nice. And then I took my underwear and I threw it away in the bathroom. That's nice. It was a communal bathroom. And then I had to run back to my room as naked. No shit. Yeah. And then the next morning we had, I was golfing and this was like it was like a golf sleep way. - It was like a golf game. - That's the goal. - Next morning, tea time. - Yeah, tea time for right and early. - Well, they probably wanted to know whose underwear it was. They probably like pinned it up or like raised it up the flag. - No, I buried it in the trash. They never found it. I hope they didn't find it. That would've been a terrible thing to find. - With the name written on it. - Yeah, phone number. (laughing) And then the next day, I was golfing and I shit my pants on the third hole in the woods. And I had to wipe with a scorecard. (laughing) - It's like wiping your mouth with a McDonald's bag. - Yeah, it was terrible. - It was the type of, that's the moment where you hope your scorecard's in your back pocket and all sweaty, 'cause otherwise it's crisp. - Yeah, it was crisp. It was crispy. - It was crispy. It was like wiping your ass like a menu at a diner. (laughing) - You have to be laminated. - It's like a piece of your ass. (laughing) - That's bad. - That's golf I ever played in my life. - So I wasn't thinking about golf at all. - There's a thing. - There's a lot of, yeah. - There's a flow state. - Yeah, shit your face. - The guys on my team were like, they were like, you're playing unboleable. - What is it? - What is it? - I can just shit in the woods. (laughing) - You see the zone, man. - After you shit, did you get worse? - No, 'cause I had food poisoning. I immediately had to shit again. - Oh really? - Yeah. - Do you think it was camp food? - No, we went to like a movie theater and I got, like, I went to a bowling alley and I got chicken fingers and I think that's what did it. - Sure. - Yeah. - 'Cause it was pretty much right after that. - When you go to college, everybody obviously shits from the food that you get right there. But then there's almost the rumors. I don't know if you guys had this at Temple. There's laxatives in the eggs and type shit. - Never got those. - I don't remember that. Our food was awesome. It was cool. - Was it? - Yeah. - Really? - It was awesome. - Really? - The food that we had, I mean, I went to school for like six months, but the food that we had was-- - Where'd you go? - The Paul in Chicago. - Oh yeah, wow. - The food was so unbelievably bad. Like I would like take photos of it and like send it to my friends and be like, this is like unbelievable. - ours is pretty brutal too. - Like the eggs were, it was just one egg. - Francis, you want to be like the way of the day. - Yeah, Francis's food appeared on his table. - ours was good. - Do you have a cafeteria? Cafeteria? - Yeah, cafeteria. ours was good when we called them dining halls. - Yeah. - ours was good, but I wouldn't say-- - I picture like an owl flying back to the pool. - That's amazing. - I don't know that I would say that it was any better than anywhere, like another college. I don't know, Bowden, for example. Bowden college. - Ah, yes, Bowden. - 15 minutes from where I grew up was noted for having the best food of any college in America. And it was like, it would source vegetables from local farmers markets and shit like that. We didn't have that. We had like frozen-- - Yeah, that's all you need to somebody back there to do with care. - Yeah, yeah. But like I remember eating boiled chicken breasts. - Yeah, that's what it was everybody. - It was boiled chicken breasts. - Boiled chicken breasts. - It was so bad. - Yeah. - It was literally like eating a napkin. - That was amazing. - You paid all that money for boiled chicken? - I was thinking you're 18, like it should have mattered. - It didn't matter. - You're just bucking neat, neat some food. - And also we, I was so hungry all the time. Because we were exercising so much. - Sure. - I mean, truly we had lifting conditioning in the morning and then practicing the afternoon. - Yeah. - So that by dinner I was operating at a huge caloric deficit. - I just like lining up all the glasses. You know, they only gave you like the small glasses. Get like fucking 15-gainner aids. - Yeah. - All lined up. - Dude, the skater aids out of the fountain was-- - Oh. - Dude, that hung over hits at a different level. - Yeah. - Where'd you go? - I went to a school called Widener University. So it was in three school in South East and P.A. - Chester. - Yeah. - Beautiful horrific school. - Great school. - I played football on the cross. - Yeah, that's what I thought. - Man, yeah. - I Penn State, they had like bags of milk in these like metal containers with a big lever. - Yeah, a lever and like a little rubber. - Yeah. - Did they still have a collar when you were there? - No. - Those things, you'll never get a better glass of milk that they have-- - Did they have screaming cold? - They had chocolate too. - Yeah, I went to Rutgers of Cross Camp and that was the first time I ever saw one of those. - Oh shit. - I almost stole it and brought it on. - Fuck you, the whole bag. - It's a real stainless steel for you kids out there. - Yeah, that was a vault of milk. - It's awesome. - But was that powder milk or do you think that that - I thought that was real. - That was real. - That's it. - Just came, most milk comes in a bag. - That makes sense. - Like, you know, smaller milk producers, it's in a bag. - Canada's all-bagged milk. - Canada's all- yeah. - Yeah. - Nothing but bags. - Was that to you, huh? - Comies. - I don't actually know. I wonder what that would mean about them. - You know what that means. - Square boxes. - They're not square boxes. - They have no cardboard. - Remember, cartons of milk that you would open like, I remember. - Me? - No, you do. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - What does that mean? - It's like 10 years old. - Oh, I see what you're saying. - No, we still had cartons when I was growing up. - Did you have a landline in your house? - Yeah, of course. - Did it ever get you? - It's not from the future. (all laughing) - For what it's worth. - What am I thinking right now? It goes. (all laughing) - Who wins the Super Bowl this year? - They still have cartons of milk. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - A cardboard's not complete, guys. - It's actually people moving back to cartons as well. - All of the layers just. - Yeah. - I remember when they had the cartony and twist off on the side. - That shit sucks. - It's everyone's juice. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, they have cartons of milk like if you're gonna get it like creamer, that's always good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, like even in school, we had the trumel. - Trumel, sorry. - Oh yeah, trumel. - Stuff. - And a little carton. And they had a little joke on the back. - Uh-huh. - We drank all of his hockers. - Oh, cursed. - Oh, cursed dude. - Sounds like another Ivy League school. - Sounds like an investment in front. - Oh, cursed. - Money safe here with hockers. - It's a city area of Raytheon. - Oh, cursed. - Oh yeah. - Oh, it's all right. - We were a Rosenbergs. - Rosenberger or Rosenbergs? Was the, we've definitely-- - Yeah, Rosenbergs. - Rosenberger's. - Rosenberger's milk. - Yeah. - Great. - There it is. - Yeah, good job. - Hey, melon. - My father called it something else, but it was still good milk. - That's due milk. - I don't know. - No, you don't. - No, no, no, we're okay with that. (laughing) - What's the one that you drop, is a drive through? - Oh, dude, I'm there in Long Island. - Do you wanna talk about-- - I've been talking about, like, Swiss farms, some of the farms. - I've threw milk. - That can't be a thing. - Yeah, it's a drive through and you get milk. - People don't need milk that bad anymore. - With the airy barn. - No, this is a good one. - We're gonna draw with the Google. - Yeah, the airy barn I remember. (laughing) - There's another one that, something farms, I don't fucking know, but it was surreal, 'cause all you, I mean, you could, I guess you could get, like, backwards there, something to a game cigar. - Get a little milk in a couple of games? - Yeah, a little white out. - White out, white out. - Yeah, get a white out. - When grape white out's hit, I was up the all-time dirt bag-ness of my life. - Get a grape white out and-- - Couple of Russian creams and a gallon, a DJ, who couldn't escape and called the fucking day. Got on the back of a Bonaville, do a blunt cruise. - I have one in Hivertown. I have one in that that we were drawing through. - Is that where you were from Hivertown? - I was from, like, Radner. - Radner. - Radner. - Close to Hivertown. - Yeah, yeah. - Where's that at in Pennsylvania? 'Cause he always tells us, he's like, "I'm from the city city." - It's like, that's it really? - Yeah, yeah, that's it. - Oh, he says it. - He's on the main line. - Oh, in the main line? - He told me he grew up in Kensington. (laughing) - That's not true. - That's not true. - I always say Philly suburbs. - That's good. - Yeah. - It's classy. - I like the suburbs better. - Yeah, that's a big thing. - Oh, then the inner city of Philadelphia in that way. - I mean, North Philly has its purposes, obviously. I should have to felt in the street. - Shout out to both the boxing gym up there that they turn into a mattress store. - Where? - In North Philly. - Oh, I don't know. - I lived in North Philly for four years, five years. - You know what I was gonna say earlier when you were talking about Manhattan about you can fall in love with anywhere in the city. - Yeah, I lived in Hell's Kitchen. - That's so crazy. - You do like that? - When I moved out of my place with my wife, that's where they put me. They put me in Hell's Kitchen because I never really spent a lot of time there and I fucking loved it. - Oh, really? I was one place I could not fall in love with. - What? - I lived there for a year. - That's where I'm gonna get in the pub. - Me as a rebel. - I'm gonna get in the apartment over there. - You're gonna just get it. - I'm gonna wait. - Nice. - Yeah, that's better. - I'd like that. - Between 42nd and 42nd. - Nice. - It's banging. - I was right next to Times Square. I was right off Times Square walking next to Cookie Monster every morning. - No, that's crazy. - Hell. Yeah, that's bad. - But if you're further off of Times Square, it's good. - Yeah, of course. When I like Times Square, really. - It doesn't. Here's the thing. I thought about this and realized that when I was a kid, the movies that I would watch like Tootsie Ghostbusters, it was always that opening shot of Times Square of people like, you know, the seas of people going to work. And then when I was like in it walking through it and stuff like that, I'm like, yeah, I do like this. - Yeah, that is nice. - Yeah, I can deal with it. I don't hate that. - Yeah. I've never heard like such. - I understand what you're saying. - I get to what I get the connection of, but it's like, I mean, it's mostly just, it's not even people walking in it. There's like nobody, it's like going to work really. It's all just like tourist and shit like that. - I would go as far to say, it's probably my least favorite place on the planet. - Yeah. - On the planet. - It's all the things where you like make a wrong turn over like foe show. - Yeah, yeah. - I'd rather go to pollution. - Really? - Yeah. - Times Square just doesn't do it for me. - I'm right there with you big guy. - It is. It's not a lot of things. - What about the Margaritaville? - Shut out to it. - I mean, great establishment. - What about the M&M store? - The M&M store is maybe the biggest scam of all scams. - It's crazy. - They're all the same flavor. - Yeah, but you get your picture on it. - Yeah, but like you go in and they got there like, oh, look, we got unlimited blue M&Ms. And it's like, but they're this, those are the same as the brown M&Ms. - Did they have a different side? Like, do they have a big M&M like the size of them? - You do know it's not for 25-year-old. Right? - What do you do? - What do you do? - For seven-year-olds, you don't want to pick all blue M&Ms and put their picture. - No, Chicksco, they're all the time. - Yeah, I mean, I got 90. brains everyone. I've been and I'm just like look at that rainbow with our nems. Spoiler. They all taste the same. You know what's popping up now? You hear that kids 10 fish pop-ups are happening a lot there. Did you go on a time square? You can't have sure a big 10 fish guy, right? Well of TFs. Of course. Yeah. What's in what's 10 fish? I can't. It's really so lituna. Oh, you're talking about actual 10 fish and a 10. Yeah, it's like a big thing. You got really cool. Some girl made some girl started like a handful of years ago right? And got like really cool. Okay. I'll be on a brand new. No idea what it was. Really? And guess. I figured you'd be all over this. I think you're eating sardines every day. Yeah. That's why I end cool sardines. Yeah. That's how you know we're cooked as a fucking city. It's like it looks like the cool sardine store. It looks like a bookstore. Like it looks like they'd be booked. Yes. But they're sardines instead. It's weird. I went somewhere upstate in like the cat skills and there was a place and I was getting like a coffee and they looked and they had all these canned fish and I thought they were fake. And then I was there all. This is all just real 10 fish. It's a big thing. It's taking over the branding the cans. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe you're not in. You're not on this. Well, I should be. They say it's sardines are incredibly good. Oh, they're incredibly good. It's cool. It's edgy. It's rich guy. Shit. It should be over edgy. All those tough guys eat canned fish. It is a little edgy. If you bring out if you bang out a can of sardines at lunch, they're like, oh, your culture. Yeah. Your friends. Yes. Yeah. You can tell them to the time when you used to summer and France. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're telling me you haven't been to a house at the loft party recently where they had big things. I can't believe that. What's like the best fish they got in the 10 because the sardine is obviously the standard. The sardine's the best. What about a nice? anchovy. What about an anchovy? anchovy anchovy is not bad. I think they do the old perhaps salmon and they do tempered trout. I've seen the 10 drought. Yeah. I think they do all of it. I've seen 10 muscles. Yeah. I don't know guys. Fucking food boys. I don't know about the. Did you guys ever go to the American sardine bar in Philly? It's out like in South Philly? Yes. It's how Philly 19th like Tasker or something like that. It's been a while. I had my buddies delivered right there. They had, but they would have, I think they would throw like sardines on burgers and shit like that. Does it have the can? The sign is like a can, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a whole corner there. They would have like sardine, like little like sardine sandwiches and stuff like that. I think they did like a spam sandwich. It was actually kind of good. Yeah. You can give me hungry. I only have only really. I have days out of my zip-bound shot. I fucking need it. Really? I'll start tearing through the city. Why are you out? Do you ran out? I got to go get it. Where do you got to go? Story. You got to meet a guy or is that like a farm? We got a sardine plug or no. I got to go to the pharmacy again. How many days a week do you take the shot? Three times a day. No. Once, once a week. Okay. All right. So you haven't missed your next dose. Yeah. I think I have. Oh, which is okay. Because then you lose your tongue. And you could juice up again. Love that. Love that. He's self-prescribing intravenous drugs. That's the way to do that. I know that's kind of how he was though. He's like, can you share how much weight you've lost? So it's 120 pounds. So far. What? Let's fucking go home. It's 450. That's so sick. That's all the bone marrow. Apparently. I was close to death. So you were what? Close to death or whatever. Fucking on death's door. More bibliobase. Any negative side effects? Has anyone annoyed you? Oh, yeah. Fucking fucks you up. It's like diarrhea juices. Really? Diary. You don't want to. Oh, Sass. Maybe that's what you've been taking. I honestly could use that. I could use some diarrhea. What do y'all jimped up? I'm clogged up. Bad. Really? I thought you were that old just 25 year old. I ever. You want a golf camp? You're like, you're constipated. You got the posture of a shrimp. I'm with you. That's a neck to follow. That's not what I haven't heard. Wait, what about metamusel? You take that or some I took a silicone husk or whatever it's called. Why don't you help just get out? Try. Why are you saying anything? I have said everything. You should take it closer. I have, I have given up on helping. They've all got like perfect stomachs. They don't have stomach issues. I come in diet. They did day. It's not good. The run of rum. The nerds coming in cluster. It's literally that. I love that. Close for breakfast today. Just say I'm trying to think about if you need, I don't think I've even had anything. I grew all the bar. Okay, then what's the next meal going to be? You're going to leave here and do what? It'll be a burrito bowl next. That's not been from where? Chipotle? No, I don't know where from somewhere in a story. I probably. But that's weird. A burrito bowl in a story. That's like a Lebanese burrito bowl. Yeah. There's some good spot. Hot peppers. I'm just saying that they have lots of different cultures of food. That's all. I'm aware. I'm well aware. But I'm not going to have chicken tikka masala for lunch. Well, so what's making your stomach so fucked up? You said nothing but normal things. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I mean, it's something new every day. He's got damn kids. I tell you. My wife, you need some fucking fiber, son. No, that is what it is. You're being taken out of your soul. I know. I should. The rock solid. They're great. It's great. I really should because I took a laxative on Saturday night and then yesterday, what are you? A model. No, I'm so fucking. It's a lot of cheese probably. Yeah, I don't know what doing a lot of cheese. I'm not. I'm really not. I try to stay away. He's lying about something. He's said perfect to diet. And it's the gum. It's late at night. I eat a lot. What do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're on the back to fucking. It's awful. Hang on. That's how I raised you. Make me sick. Well, I'm not. I'm not taking any opioids, but I am. I do. I do smoke weed at night. And then I eat a lot of gummies, like candy, Jolly Rancher gummies, specifically. And Friday night, I probably took down a whole bag. That's right. That's working numbers. That's where it is though. To share bag. You know what I've had a re-killing with the original Jolly Rancher. The original Jolly Rancher. They're all right. Unbelievable. They're all right. But have you, are you familiar with what they're doing in the gummy? Young man. You're ready to feed me. I mean, they're changing the game. It's crazy. Like what Jolly Rancher is doing in the candy industry. A lot of people are not away. You got to, you got the Skittles gummies are phenomenal as well, but kind of the ripels are phenomenal. There's gummy clusters are crazy. Shack is getting into that market. Shacklicious. Dude, I'm telling you right now. Shacklicious sours. I'm telling you right now. Maybe he is your son. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean, the candy right now is at an all time. You guys could really, my mouth is watering. If they would bring back bonkers, we'd be, we'd be all set. You don't know. I've never seen these Jolly Rancher gummies zero sugar. That's got it. That'll kill you. You know what? You never will in my house. Yeah. Those will kill you. You'll, you'll have the worst diarrhea you've ever had. So pop a couple of them. You'll be, you'll be too. You know, yeah, mix a couple of those and you can't do a hand in hand. You could get that stuff from, you get a prescription for that stuff that you, uh, you have to take when you get an endoscopy to, I can drink that down. Uh, I think the, I, the stuff that makes your shit glow or what? No, no, no, that's what, when you're getting the thing. No, no, the stuff that makes you clean yourself out. Yeah, well, it's the whole thing. I did that one. They felt great. I might not. Were you getting an endoscopy? Yeah. I got an endoscopy to colonize me at the same time. Fucking spooks. Both ends and I'm out, dude. Back to your reset. My fucking gastro doctor, so pretty too, was so embarrassing. Really? No shot ever with her now. That's what I have over four. But what I look like naked, unconscious face down there. So yeah, like it plugged into the matrix, just like, just probably so bad. Like my balls sticking to my fucking filing Bologna. No shot. I mean, if you look at Indian chick, was she trying to meet people at work? No, I don't like that. You never know. I had a little swagger going in there at first, but the next thing that you got funny, you waking up still thinking, yeah, they're like, hey, would you see down there? Trying to get trying to catch us and catch the town up. Pretty clean asshole, huh? You see a lot like that. Do you ever have an endoscopy, Francis? Yeah. I had an upper endoscopy. Is that what I had to go deeper? Even that sounds rich. Oh, no. I'm upper endoscopy. I mean, the low, the top of that. I do remember it was that, you know, some gastroenterologist that I had seen on the upper, on the upper east side. And it was in his can't be classy. Oh, I say that because it was in one of those doctors offices. You see in New York City where it's like a residential building and then the bottom floor, like feel about them. They're rich. That's rich people should. I think so. And I think it's great. If it's like a psychologist or a psychiatrist, but I think that like for this guy, I'll tell you why it troubled me. An entering kind of thing as tough. Well, a door man. There's a door man for the building that lets you in. And then you're like, I'm not going into your building. I'm going to see the doctor. And then they give you a look of like, why'd you waste my time? But anyway, I saw this guy and scheduled the endoscopy did it. They knock you out there. Yeah. Yeah. Getting general anesthesia in a brownstone and fucking the upper east side. It's a little upstairs. Well, I'm not kidding you. I woke up. I woke up and he had I presume his either helper or anesthesiologist next to him. And I realized I had just been unconscious. in this whole house. You're in an apartment. No, two men. Oh, and I was like, I, there's 26 maybe roll with it fully trusting position, fully trusting. If you like, there's no oversight. That's the thing. It's not like you're in a hospital where there's like, there's another room right next door and another one and another one. It's like, it's you're just in some guy who's fucking one bedroom apartment. They can have. Yeah. Huh. I think so. Yeah, that should be illegal. They should have their way. Yeah, should be like cosmetic. They probably definitely took a peak. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I'm taking, I'm taking that. It's like, I would, you know, why was my dick wet when I really? They were playing around with you. Yeah, they were probably like, look at me. I went to Harvard. Yeah. Look, let's make them watch TV. It's all right. Let's make him the doctor. It's death of scope on me. I can't really remember. No, they never do. I didn't knock people out. I have a little bit of Barrett's esophagus. You know what that is? No, it's like after your acid reflux gets so bad, it irritates your esophagus and somewhat of a pre pre pre pre pre curse of the cancer. You got to watch interesting. You got to watch it. And so when I called like silent reflux, I got to go. I just know what is Barrett's esophagus. Interesting. What do you boys know about Gerard? So I got, I got Gerard. Is that Gerard? Talk about Gerard all day. Yeah, I had a bunch of people. People were complaining at this wedding. I was out of Gerard. It was like bubbling up. People were just Gerard. I had my whole life and didn't realize it. I had that in anxieties since I can remember and didn't know what either one of them worth. I feel like they go real hand in hand. Gerard, you know what Gerard is? No. What is it? It's just like acid reflux. Yeah, basically. I have it. Like I get it like chronic digestive condition. With a stomach and frequent flow, Francis read that. Gastroesophical reflux disease, chronic digestive condition where stomach acid frequently flows back into the tube connecting your mouth and stomach, irritating. It's lining. You believe that doctor didn't want to bang me? It's guy's vibrating with Gerard. It's very unattractive sounding. You know how bad it is because the word is so shit. It was anything else. You know, I've never had an attractive thing. It's all bad stuff. Galt is a tough guy. Galt is a tough guy. Galt is a tough guy. Galt is a bad word. Galt is a bad word. Galt is a bad word. I had an impotago with a ring worm and heist. With a philly accent. Yeah, you got that impotago ringworm. He got impotago. Ringworm's probably the worst sounding thing you could have. Never got canker sores. And we get canker sores all the time. Yeah. Canker sores are so gross. You get canker sores from like eating too much candy. Especially sour. Oh, yeah. Sour patch kids. Sour candy. If I saw a canker sores in my gums, I would jump out a window. I bet you would get a scary thing. The Gerard probably kills it. The Gerard probably like melts it in there. It's like acid. I never got them on my gums. Every nice. Yeah. When I was eating candy, I would. Yeah. Cold sores. No. Good to know. Kiss at your own risk. The cold sores are outside the mouth, right? They can be inside too. And on your wiener, according to Holy. Then I don't, I mean, I get cold sores. Yeah, like fever. I get them in my nose sometimes. I don't get those. I got cold sores in college and I got like the first outbreak of them was like literally like it was like the worst, most painful thing brutal experience. They fuck you. I thought I was going to die. Yeah, they fuck you. I've been making a lift down swell up. And it's like, you can't eat anything. You can't drink anything. It's like it's like someone just took a razor blade and just started just cutting you up. So you get cold sores every once in a while. I don't know how I got. I don't get it more. I probably got them twice since then. Really? Yeah. I mean, you got herpes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the most accepting. Yeah. That was all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, everyone that has cold sores, it's herpes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And everyone's not just going to accept it. Herpes. Also. Herpes. The first time I got different complexes. I got them on my neck because I stayed up all night and I got a bit of a wrestling match. You slept. You slept weird on some pussy. I got bit on the way to the wrestling match. And like two weeks later, I stayed up all night and then I asked it and I woke up or like, you know, it was in the morning and like my immune system was worn down. And I had two sores on my neck. Freaked the fuck out. Oh, yeah. My mom put, oh my god. Fucking took me to a dermatologist and he was like, holy shit. He's like, yeah, that's herpes. I'm like, almost passed out. Neck of the neck. I'm the neck. Yeah. I didn't know you could get it there. You can get it anywhere. Really? It just be one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I get it in my nose. Sounds like it. He's doing blood. That's kind of shit. I got in that hot stuff. And I'm going to work compression socks on a plane. I'm trying to cool disease. There's no, but what cool diseases are there? There aren't mezzo-theliuma. No, please get paid with that. I'm sorry. That water. A candle is you. I'll tell you a cool one. Sickle Selenemia. No, that's a cool name. That's a cool name. You can't say that that's not a cool name. Sickle Sel. That just sounds like one you're going to die from. Yeah, you're not in a good spot with it. You can tell you what's tough, that's in the name. It's not, but it's just. Sickles are pretty cool. It's a sickle. Yeah, exactly. It's also the grim reapers too. Right. Yeah. The grim reaper is a cool thing. Maybe not cool, but like something, it's got a little honor to it. Sickle Selenemia got a lot of honor to it. When people are like, I have sports asthma. Hodgkins, that's what it is right over here. Hodgkins got his little honor to it. The chemi has got it. Or Lou Gehrig is like Lou Gehrig, a good one there. Lou Gehrig's disease. Sports injury is always good. Sure. Tommy John. Yeah. I got to tell my dad that rotator cuffs. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. I'd love to get Tommy John surgery. I was over rotating in my prime. You probably could get elective, Tommy John. You think that's good on a Patreon? It's up. Most of us guys come back faster and like, what do you, what do you need? Like the, what do you need to throw fast for? I was waiting to throw heat. You're going to hit the 80 mile an hour. That doesn't fuck that up. What if he goes both ways? Yeah, you're rookie of the year. You're just snapping that thing. I was going to be a baseball player. Planner fasciitis. That's not bad. That's a pretty cool one. Really glad. What is that? It's like foot foot nerve pain. You know, it was the worst at high school, shin splints. Oh, yeah. Only girls on the cross country team got that shit. Yeah, or brutal. And fat kids have played football. I used to get shin splints so bad from jogging that they would be like. It would like my jeans would actually like swell. What did you jog in college? He jogs in fucking like vans and like. No, I'm more than I got, but I didn't saw him. These are I hate these shoes. I want to be clear about that. I'm wearing these because my other shoes got destroyed. They're nice shoes, brother. But I did get some new balances. Very hits. Yeah. All the cool kids are wearing. Are they cool now? I knew balances. I love new balances. These, these are two, they're too thin. I feel like a girl. You look European. Yeah, I feel like a girl. I feel like I was saying I feel like I have like ballerina shoes on. Yeah. Yeah. It's dainty. It's nice. For instance, boots look like they came from West Elm. What kind of boots are that? They read robins or whatever they're called. They are called Truman bootco. Shout out to Truman. What's kind of funny? They're cool. He's got, he's got a brand new pair of all black murdered out. They're about to fucking pull a bank job. And you won because they got new boots. I went all murdered out teams is a. I'm like, that's a choice for the wet, you know, just saw them when we were in the and then you walked down and I could just see your feet coming there's Francis and that's a pair of boots. What's the salvage done on the big day off? Is that what they are, salvage, denim? I don't know. Yes, you do. Stop it. Come on. Stop hiding who you are. No, I you know the thread count. Yeah, you're good looking. Put together a jiffy. Funny, charming. That's happening right now. I feel like I'm being assaulted for for good things. He's good. A salvage denim, these are not salvaged denim. There they are. These are from free note cloth. They're made in America. Wow. Isn't that what the shoes were from? I don't know what salvaged denim is. This usually indicates salvaged denim. What? Oh, really? Then I trust you. I mean, they got it from a ship record. So those are the scene. You know, okay. Oh, all right. There you go. Interesting. Wait, what doesn't, what doesn't mean, though? What does it say? Where were they salvaged from? Special type of self. That's salvaged self. Salvation army denim. It makes itself edge or something like. I don't even really know. I just need thick jeans because I bust them out. I usually rip this. Oh, yeah. I need thick, I need heavy material. Kids got a hog on them. No, I don't. I'm a fat guy and I move. Like through this zipper. Wait, so you need the salvaged jeans? I need thick denim. I need heavy denim. Well, I'm like anything else. Like I rip through. Very quick. You need more types. I need like, I need like, I'm going, you know, like heavy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a well-dirted denim. Yeah. Underneath your dick. The fat guy jeans are brutal because they're thin and they're also stretchy. So after like a couple of hours, it looks like you shit your pants. They pull out. They pull out. Yeah, it's tough. Doesn't like string. Does it like wear through a little bit? It does, yeah, eventually, you know, it only has a small shelf life. Yeah, that in the DXL T-shirts. They usually, I usually get like, it's a little bit different these days, but maybe four out the eats in it and then it's all fucked up. And it's a wild way to count times. That's a wild way to count times. Stan. Can you wash it or is it? No. You get like that. You get that vodka sauce on there. You're fucked. Yeah. I mean, if you get vodka sauce on a lot of stuff, it's hard. Yeah. You're bad. That's a tough one to say. My dribbles are always in like, like, you can't even like hide them. Like it doesn't look like I, like, I'm sweating. It's only in weird places. I just sent a few, I just sent a few hail Mary things to the dry cleaner. Really? Yeah. Just like stains on your shirt when you're eating. Yeah. You know, it's crazy. Being out, like, you know, yeah, I don't know. You're trying to find common ground. You also get stains on your shirt. We're not so different, are we, Francis? You've spilled things on your shirt while you're eating. Of course. Really? Yeah. No shot. So did it go through the nap? Can you have tucked in your neck? How to get through your ass, God. It frustrated me that the slave I hired is my human shield, couldn't absorb the blow. That's crazy. I thought that was just a sack. I am it. I can't keep food off of Michael. Yeah. Yeah. It just happens. I don't know. I mean, I don't understand what you're move right away. Let's say you're out in a date and you're in your, and you get, you get something on your shirt. Um, it would just depend on how much I cared about the shirt. Like, you know, you embarrassed it all in front of the lady. I would be able to make a joke about it. Yeah. You would. And sure charming. Yeah. Yeah. We dip in the water and him with an accent. Sorry. No, no. I was by the way, I was on a date not long ago. And, uh, I had some sneakers on and out of nowhere, one of the sneakers started squeaking with every step, every step that we were, we were going through for a walk. And I get a pull a fake pull a hammy. I had to address it. I was like, I was like, like that night car show where it's like, yeah, I was like, just want you to know, like, this isn't usually happening. Like, she's like, that's all right. You should have done that thing where you're like, you run a little bit. It's like your test of the mountain story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess if you try them off to date, I always do that when I walk. I was walked into a Ross, uh, maybe like a couple of weeks ago, and it was raining. It was happening with every step. And then after I addressed it, it continued to happen. And then it just became something that was funny and, and was capable. Was that to date the walk a walk? No, we were, we were, I don't know where we were. We were in the battery park walking around the water. Okay. Yeah. A little 9/11 date. Yeah. Well, had you gone out to dinner before? We were going to dinner. Really? Yeah. But that would have looked like, well, if you took me out on a date, if I was a hot chick, what would my look at it? You're meeting me there? Are you sending a car? A lot of that depends. I wouldn't, if you lived in New York City add on the guy would send you a car to get, to get there. Oh, it's so do I. Huh? So what would I would find out where you lived? And I might find a restaurant that was convenient for, for you. Huh? Go closer to you. You make a rezzy walking cold reservation reservation. Reservation. Unless I'm confident about walking in cold, sharing appetizers and stuff. We share food. Yeah. I guess you go into a place that doesn't require a reservation. Yeah. You're probably right. Where are you going to that doesn't require a reservation? That is where you walking into. I don't think I would risk it for a first date. I don't think I would. And what are you using a rezzy or open table? They're, they, they're both. They got some like hidden secret app that we should know about. Do you, what's the coolest place you can get into? Are you banging me out on the first night? I don't think so. What the fuck? No, I don't want to do that with me. No, it's just like it ruins it. It's over. That's a guy who's had a lot of pussy. Buddy, and they never. I was like, this guy's on the fritz. It ruins it. No, I understand ruins the kid. I read something. I heard something recently about how like the, you know, and I'd never considered this, but like more dates builds intimacy and anticipation. Yeah. And I think that like fundamentally by the third date, you know each other way better that if your clothes come up one, it's not as awkward to like, you'd have an easier time being like, I like this or I like that or whatever. I agree. I've started guys haven't been single in a long time, but like, I don't know. That's all for the climax. It's all towards the big climax. Yeah. Sometimes the girl want to go home and you're like, no, I don't think so. I wouldn't be that. Oh, she wanted to obstinate about my policy. It's not if someone's like, come home with me. I'd be like, all right. But then then it's like, why don't I don't know if we'll see each other? How long this will go? I don't know. It depends. Pretty good for you. You like the chase. Yeah. It's not like I adhere to some kind of I wouldn't judge. I don't think like, oh, someone had slept with me on a first date. Therefore, I don't respect this person. Do you have other chicks that you're banging on the side where you're letting this build up? Is it white or Jesus? Why do we go out together? Because I know you're single. So really you're getting up that jack. All right. I'm one of the other. I got a steak sandwich to go, please. I got to get Ian something. You think you're going to fuck this chick? Well, where are stain proof shirts? I've been love. But I'd like to double date with you because I. Oh, well done. I didn't know that. Yes. Oh, wow. Okay. Great. Amazing. I think we'd have a good time to for sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Well, sure. That would be great. He's never going to come out. That's him thinking of. What do you mean? I went on a date with our buddy Rico Bosco recently. I heard about that. Listen, I'm a fan. I'm a fan of the enterprise. I was my brain exploded. It was great. That was great. Who picked up to check? This is feature content. He and I he and I split it. Frances picked it up and then Rico had to. That's not true. He picked it up and I've been really privately afterwards. Yeah. So you didn't. Did you try to get credit in front of the girls like all Venmo? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was gracious enough to be like, well, we'll work it out after. We'll work it out. Don't worry about working that after. Yeah. Now this is the thing we've been asking on the show. You're a classy guy. You roll around with, you know, higher class people than we do. I think that's always the assumption. But I don't know that that's necessarily true. I roll around with you guys. I know. I'm not to say you, not to say you don't, but you're, you know, you're, he's living in Ian's basement. We're both trying to see her guy. What the fuck are we talking about? He's gonna hit you up for cash. Listen, I got to work too. I crashed on a buddy's pull out couch for a few nights. It was dark. We're way past a few nights. Yeah. Well, he's now lit. He's chosen to live it. That's paying rent. Like I was I was marooned. I was. He's not paying rent. Oh, cut that. He is going to be. He is probably out front right now. Yeah. Just what what is the? What is the kind of etiquette to like not argue over how many times can you go if someone picks up to check? Is there like a thing where you're like because I feel aware of sometimes where you're like, give it to me. Come on. Like, nah, come on. Like, is there a thing of like how many times he asked me for your like, this is just weird. And obviously we all have $220 or whatever it is. We do not. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how many times will you are? If I'm like, I got it. It's me, my wife, and you and I, I think it's weird. I mean, if you were insistent, I wouldn't stop you. Uh-huh. But my thought would be that like, hopefully we could do it again and I'll get the next time. Look at it the same way. It's not like I also think that I miss more often men have this thing where like they'd almost be insulted if you didn't let them pay men. Yeah, that's with other men, with other men, I'm saying that's where it's coming from from us. And I don't have. I don't have that. I'm like, okay. Yeah. It's, I, Ron will always pay for me. And I think that's fucking cool. It's hell. I think I'll go pride right now. He always insists. I tried, I like to pay for people as many times without ever any expectation of them paying back. Love that. But, uh, I also think that there's a understood implicit hierarchy that's like, if I'm going out with someone that I know has a fucking ton of money, I'm not going to, I'm not going to rest for the check. 100%. It's like, if you got a bag, fucking go ahead, have at it. Yeah, there's a rich is here. One, two, three. On deep sound. Yeah, it'd be sad. It's one, two. What if we would a couple of the producers? No, no, it's Francis. Really? What are you talking, what are you talking about? You're talking about like net worth or you talking about like earnings. What's the difference? Ron's getting paid like 10 million years. Just pop it up for fucking. Did you make a bunch of cash off of music or no? Not a bunch of cash, but I made money in other ways before a bar stool. Nice, but not not a ton of cash or a TV writing. I made a bunch of cash off surviving bar stool. Shout out to it. That's how it. That's true. A bunch of cash. But he also made a bunch of cash off the fucking internet invitation. That's true. That is true. We are, we're winners here. Yes. I will fucking get your fucking head out of your head. I have not one. Yeah, your stomach issues. What about the gaming push? No, you guys are. I don't know what any of that money. Okay, never mind. Cut that. I know it's a touchy sucker. I'll be at the blue room. Dickens still a little bit. That road is getting tough to move. The bubble has burst. Francis picked up and ran out. I know. I saw that announcement. I said, well, I know we can fuck it. Do that? I need a fucking pandemic in a stimme check. I can't what you're jabbing with. Are you guys, uh, would you say the boom is over? Cause I've been saying it's over, uh, I think it's wise. I mean, you know, yeah. Here's, you know, uh, I think so. I think people were like fucking all locked in. This is my bullshit take on it. I think everybody was all locked in and then so happy to get out. Yeah. And comedy, digital comedy, boom podcast, fucking all that shit was at its highest. Or like, you know, it really grew. And then everybody's like, Oh, I want to go see fucking Norman, Sam Morrell, Ay, YG, Chrissy D, Soda, Soda, Timmy, Timmy, I'll have burnt, Tom, everybody's moving tickets really quick. And then it's like, okay, why won't it? I can't, I can't afford every year to go to 17 comedy shows like. And I think it's just like, you know, it's like I also saw a YG five years in a row. I might take a year off and I'm going to go to Norman next week or I just was driving back from Philly and I saw a huge billboard of the two of you coming to play the parks casino. Hey, tickets available. Sick. And I saw that. And I was like, Oh my god. No, it was last week last Thursday. I saw it yesterday. That's sick. Yeah. We're I was blown away. I've only ever seen whenever I've seen a comedian being advertised on a billboard off the highway. It's like, you know, fucking, yeah, fluffy or or that caliber Las Vegas residency level comedians. Got a residency in Vegas. I know. That's the dream. I was just in Vegas too. And like Bargazzi's got one now like these guys. They're they're going there. I think we should be doing that here and make it like make it like Broadway. Well, that's a one man show. Or bigly, I did that. Didn't Joey Diaz do that recently? If you don't need to call it one man show, just you come to New York, you either go see fucking laym is or you could go see layman. You know, I don't know. So direct. You know, but bigly it does have a dude think about that though. Like that's that's no. Everyone knows him as a comedian, right? And a Broadway theater is what 2000 seats, at least 1800 seats. And it's like he's doing he's doing the show six nights a week. That's so many fucking tickets for what is still stand up comedy. Yeah. That's crazy to try to move that on a on a what a three month run. All right. We'll just do spots in the city of them. I thought it was a good idea. Well, I just don't know I'm saying. I don't know how you brand. That's the cruise ship. Yeah, I don't cruise ship. And they'll be the people there. You can do your residence. You can do those shows. I don't know how you maybe I will Kevin. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Francis will take me. Have you guys done the cruise ship stuff? It's bird's cruise. We did bird's cruise. And then we were during the height of the fucking. Yeah. We were like, they were like, would you want to do an AYG cruise? And we were like, like, this is perfect. Yeah. But they did like, yeah, it's like it. So they were like, we're going to have a meeting with we're like, oh, let's just do it. We'll figure it out. Everything's going great. We haven't missed anything yet. Like, let's just keep shooting. And then we had to have a meeting with them. I think that's enough. I wasn't even going to try with the trash. He's not he doesn't usually sit in the business and the stuff, right? He's a showman. Yeah. Yeah. And he sat in on this one and kind of got in that kind of got in a dip with the lady because they're like broad and salted. Dude, they have to invent. No, they didn't. No, she didn't. At all. She didn't. She didn't want to buy doors. If you felt insulted, she insulted. Thank you. After they just go, hey, man, I think like, you know, you just, you just let me take the lead on the, you know, do you agree with that? Yeah. What are you going to do? Do you think you're a liability? Do you think you're a liability in business meetings? Huh? No, no, no. I mean, he, we've, we've assessed this. We talk about this a lot on the show. I'm not just like, I'm not like, fucking blindside him. He's not great with getting information. My ability is going to be in barbecue. And he frosted. Yeah, you know, no, I don't know any that's like, yeah, can be, can be run to ship. He runs the show. That's nice. That at least you guys are good with that division. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't. Would you have had the book other comics on the, yeah, how would that have worked? Yeah. So it was like, we were going to book a bunch of friends. Oh, sorry. We're going to have friends and stuff and, you know, do a bunch of fun stuff. We're going to have like, I don't know. Just all trashy kind of shit. That, that, that machine where you get in it blows the money and you got to put this chicken in her mouth and blew it. Yeah. And then she was just like, well, like above stand up and podcasting, like, there's got to be like a bigger attraction. Like people are spending some of these things, like $4,000 to go on. Yeah. And it's like, they're not just going to come see everybody do 20-minute sets. Like, you have to have like a bigger. What's your thing? Yeah. And what, what, like, what are they looking for? Like a fucking Circus O'Lay Act or like a dance contest? Yeah. I mean, like, there's, they had, they have like a lot of stuff built in, but, you know, I did a great, I think it was our size. Like I think they were like, in order for you guys to like really move tickets, you're going to have to have a little something bigger than, like, Burt was already doing fucking United Center and shit. So it was like, they're like, they're going to come to him. You're guys are going to have to throw a little fucking razzle dazzle at him. Yeah. And he didn't like that. Cause we just don't care about that to mean that they were not big. He was like, oh, fuck, we're potentially you. We were not. Like he, it was like, really turned on him. He was like, I thought we were the fucking guys in control here. And then they were like, yeah, do you sell him? It just I see. I'm surprised that bar stool hasn't tried to outrattle me too. Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm a complete idiot. Narcissist fucking more. That's what Kippy does that stuff. If you, if you call yourself a narcissist, I don't think you can be one. No, I don't think you can either. I think I'm pretty sure I'm learning. I was listening to your guy's pastry on the other day. Yeah. Yeah. That's a shrubbed. Oh, shout out for the $10 for the big for the big for the big big episode for the big episode. Wait a minute. What was that? No, no, we can obviously get it. No, we don't have to get into it. I was just saying I'm a fan. Uh, Francis, let me do it. Yeah, sure. I think we're talking about the same thing, right? Oh, what the fuck else would we be talking? Oh, I'll say we don't even have to talk about. No, it's totally. All I'll say is during the most saying you saying you had to hand your card in like it was your gun and badge. What we talked about it on that chain a little bit. We all we all have me him and everybody on the team has a platinum and extra cards. Yeah. Now I never had a platinum man. And I'm not let's see the yarn. He's about. I'm not I'm not a business man. All right. I don't really know as a comedian where business expenses and life expenses stop. Yeah. Meal, for example. And that'd be like also nuts too if I didn't have a conversation with them in July about that. Just like, hey, let's just, you know, so I use in the car. I excessively overused the business card in the month of August, which Kevin didn't know about. It hurt his feelings, which I completely understand. I didn't know about to I lost my credit card. I left my credit card in a car like in an Uber. I left my whole wallet. So I went on to the fucking Amex to like make sure nobody was charging my card. And it was a very. Yeah. Very something. Very heft. It was like a great even on tour. We're on tour. It's like we travel six guys. Yeah, of course. Six hotel rooms. Six fly. It's like it gets very high. There's 20 grand. That you alone had as your balance. Yeah. And what percentage of that would you say was legitimate versus illegitimate? Who the fuck is this guy? What the fuck? I'm not going to assume that you spent $20,000 entirely out of line. That would be a bad assumption. There's nothing business. If we literally he has one to like, honestly, I Uber. Yeah, Uber's what's in his Uber account, which is like, okay. Yeah. I mean, that's a lot of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's close country. Thank exactly. Completely. My fault. Kevin was very gracious about it. I know that it hurt his trust and all that kind of stuff. And, you know, I just I turned into my card. No, I didn't. Yes. I didn't even. I didn't ask for it. I just said we need to. I mean, after. And now I feel like an hour and a half of screaming in my house. I was like, you like tax up the tax if you need to, you got to turn it. I was like, Hey, I got, I forget exactly what it was. It was more like, Hey, we need to talk about the MX. Well, I get those from him. I know how much trouble I'm in because it's so subtle and low. I just said, we need to talk about the MX $20,000 in the last 28 days is crazy. And you were like, no one man should have all those pounds. I knew I was in trouble because he said, I just wanted to get my, I just wanted to get my feelings out about it. We can move forward. And that's what I knew I had moved forward. I knew I was dead. Which I got the picture and he did try for an hour to flound around a little bit. What made you guys say, like, let's make this content as opposed to just like trying to bury it? We don't we don't know how to do that man. That was my side. I thought he really wanted, he really wanted this to be a hand like, I thought that was a good idea. Let's keep this in hand. At a certain point, you got to protect the structure. But that's what it's all about. And also you guys call the show, are you garbage? Like he's fucking feeding into the fucking ethos of the show. The fans weren't so pleased about that. Not at all. Which I understand. No, yes. They were mad at you. No, they're mad at him. I can see that both ways. I You're really sweater back on you're getting dumber I could see them I could see that way. No, um, sure I you know, yeah, um, no, it was all me. It was all me. Yeah, it was just me being reckless. We don't know how to not, uh, really, just what we're doing. Listen, it's been, it's been a show on itself. Yeah, he's, he's going through a transformative phase. It's it's been a very bum. Not that, but other stuff. Oh, you know, sure. I know, I mean, I got a very conversation that will leave it at that that I would go through the forest drug addiction. Yeah, like that. So it was, I'm sorry. I'm cool. I was looking for money. I'm pretty sure, dude. He's like, you got an hammock scar. Uh, he's booked for a while. It was, it was, yeah, that was last summer. I was really going through it. Yeah, you were very, uh, you gave me a lot of good advice. I didn't take any of it. What did he say to you? What was that advice? Uh, he said, get attractive, get some veneers, start job at a cool school. Black. I was him, but he could offer. It worked. He did all. He was fantastic. Frances is a good friend. Yeah. That's so nice. I was glad we did speak. Yeah. I just think it's like so, uh, it's, it's so, it's like weird word to use, but like generous to be like, yeah, here's this fucking crazy shit that happened. This is what, and this is back to like, it kind of came up. It came up on, it came up on Matt and Shane when we were, because it had just happened and we were away. And it was like, well, we have to fucking were promo in the special. So I'm like, we have to American garbage on YouTube right now. Yeah, check it out. I'm like, we have to just kind of, we, we got to keep this in house at the moment. And then he kind of let it spill a little bit because it was like, I mean, it's hard to keep it under wraps. It's hard to keep it under wraps, especially when we're like too explosive idiots. We're not like, and he would have been so mad at me that people would have been like, why is Kevin being such a dick today? So that kind of, that kind of went, that's not fair to him. I, yeah. So like in the dealing with a lot of his, we call him the bug man trials and tribulations over the past. I got a drug and alcohol for two years or whatever. I had one. I got one. Um, you know what I mean? We do. I'm clean and sober ready to work. I'm moving off was coming in. You're fucking black. You are a very good actor. Very unbelieveable. He's doing it right now. I'm actually Asian. So it came out on Matt and Shane. So we had to then it's not fair. We built our picture on top 10 picture on the big deal. I would argue top five on they get everything on hard on the episode. The hard feelings to show we don't patreon. They get the real fucking feel. So to like kind of mention it there and then to not mention it on patreon would have been very disingenuous to what got us to like we call him the homies. What the homies deserve. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so we were like, I think it was also cathartic for us because I'm like, I want, which is cathartic for me. It was, it was damning because I'm like, I can't go on. Just have people thinking I'm Matt. Like I'm just disgruntled when like there's this huge thing behind that has affected the team. 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So I couldn't carry my bag on the subway. Yeah. Yeah. In which case, it's like, okay, I had to take an Uber to work because I'm going on a work trip after this end. And that'd be the only time. Who's watching that? You guys are going to counting department. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like Frank the tank in there. No. It's scratching a number. No, Frank's not on that. Shout out to Frank. So I'm that stairs. He looks amazing. Oh, yeah. He looks good. Yeah. You guys gave him a very warm hello. Of course. And he didn't know how to do it that wasn't sure. That's like he's got them superstar. He don't know. He had him on your show. No. I would have him in a heartbeat. Yeah. You guys know him. No. Yeah. Just don't from here. I see. He's famous for giving half. If you're like, hi, how's it going, Frank? I'll be like, Hey, yeah, I respect. Or maybe like a quarter. You know, I would say give you 100% back to no matter who it is. There's nobody that's not a better. Also, I tried one of his sodas one time. This was like a couple years ago when we were doing that Friday night points. Yeah. Yeah. And I, you know, I think I was, I was taking, I think I was taking a shot at sobriety then. Well, I have shot more of a kick. But he had like a fucking, you know, pineapple, fruasal, frasal soda that was left in there. And KFC, let me, let me have it. And then I was like halfway through it. I turned around, fucking Frank was standing there like fucking razz out. Oh, shit. I was talking about the soda. I filmed the soda reviews at the time. And after that incident, he started to put his sodas in a cage, like a crab trap. He would literally lock these sodas in a cage that would fit inside the fridge. So they would stay cold, but he could pull out the fucking soda. Like a soda for instance, we have a soda. Yeah. You know, I like to, on an airplane, I'll get a ginger ale or something. Really? I love a ginger ale. I just like bloody marries on an airplane. Oh, yeah. Get fucked up. Oh, I would just get the mix mixes. All right. To me, the juice is coming back a little bit V8. Love a V8. Love a V8. Could crush a can of V8 in a second. Delicious. That's crazy. You're cleaning sober now. Yeah. How long? It's been six months since my last relapse in my relapse in Austin on tour. Not the best shows. Good for you. For being sober though. For that long. Six months is something to be proud of. Yeah. It's sober. Yes. But my behavior got a lot worse over the summer and up until recently where we had a, you know, I wasn't intervened again, but I was like, you need to shift because, you know, the, what I was doing was just numbing what was really going on inside of me. So my behavior got bad. I'm not having anything to numb that. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. That's what the credit card thing happened was, was, you know, pretty recently. Right. So are you a therapy guy? I'm a therapy. I do two therapies a week plus a group therapy. I got to start seeing a psychiatrist. I have to start going to do a, the monitoring place, a sober, something where I get tested every week just for accountability. Yeah. That's good. And yeah, I go to meetings and I'm starting to work the, the steps. Nice. Which I love. It's crazy. You would love that book. What? What? The big book? The A book. The Bible. You would find it's fat. I swear I would. Fascinating. Yeah. Yeah. I bet because I didn't put much stock in it until I actually read the starter reading and I was like, damn, this is really well written in. It's like a fucking Jedi God. When did you start losing weight so precipitously? Was that in tandem with like that? Over the summer that shift? Yeah. I mean, yeah, probably. Yeah. With the summer. I started taking that. It's weird when you're with them all the time. And then it's like, you forget. Like it comes off gradually. Yeah. Yeah. And then like you got you haven't seen them so long. You're like, oh, yeah, I guess you did fucking lose 100 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. Some time after it's really dramatic. Some time, yeah. Some time. time after the relapse. Oh, yeah. I went on it and back on it in June. How far are you going to go with the weight loss? You're going to be like fucking Ryan C. Crest. No, I just want to be healthy and live long and all that stuff. I mean, I'm still disgusting. Like my clothes are off. It's bad. So I know we're not sound like that kind of thing. It's just I want to be healthy and be around hang out with this guy. And see what's on really genetic standards. I'd love to see you get down to like 120. 120. I like Ariana Grande. 120. I'd like to get back to my high school weight of 189. That'd be cool. Nice. Jesus. I just wanted to right now. I'm just focused on getting under 300, which I'm at 320 right now. Nice. One day at a time. Yeah. Yeah. That's sick. Frank's walking. He'll do like 30,000 steps in a day though. It's an insane amount of stuff. He's definitely. He's got to be hitting himself. Yeah. He got to be off the off the juice. But 30,000 steps is you're walking all day. That's you can't do anything but walk. Yeah. No, it's literally a full day of 30,000 steps. Like I've gone on like 14 mile hikes where it's literally the entire day and that you end with 30,000 steps. That's nuts. Like then you must be walking along the way. No, he's coming from jerseys coming from like nutley and walking through the Holland tunnel. Back up. That's people at him. He's got his met stuff on. But there's people like there's Instagram people that will do 150,000 steps in a day. That's crazy. There's a guy who's trying to do the New York and he failed. Like trying to hit like a hundred and something a day. Yeah. I've seen it work for like 24 hours. 24 hours. What is he running? You said you said wake up and just start walking immediately and just never like you don't sit down for more than like 30 seconds. 150,000 steps in a day. I've seen multiple people do 100,000 and then I just saw one guy do 150. What is it? There's got to be some sort of like cheat taking shorter steps. I don't think so. That's why. I mean, I have 2000 steps right now today. 20 to 23 hours would be 150,000. And they know like halfway through the like, oh, I can't get there. Like the ones I've seen, they're like, I'm not going to make it. Really? Because they're like, I'd have to I'd have to increase my pay. Like I'd have to make up 50,000 steps. Like I'm already behind in the count. So are they going home like that? Yeah, the one kid, the one kid like walked up from man head to the Bronx down to be forgot the broken is like, that's around that fuck. I just don't even start. I don't know how many I've got. So second phone I've broken like the month. I have. I want to just go back and quickly add something to a conversation we had earlier, which is that the cool guy move at restaurant with your buddy. And he'll do this is it. You say I've to go to the bathroom and you get up and you give your card to the waiter. Yeah. So that you avoid the whole conversation. And then when when you're like, all right, let's let's hit it. Be the like, what about the bill? And you're like, I took care of it. And then you're putting your code on and nobody can do anything. We're not hillbillies. Yeah, that's cool. That's how they did it back in the day. To go back to another conversation, we were having even before that. Remember when you were talking wrap up show. Yeah, yeah. Remember when we were talking about. We were talking about. We talked about. I mean, we got a mix.com and logging in my account here. We can go over it line by line. Guys, like when we were talking about trees falling through your your French boarding school. Yeah. Or the camp. Yeah. French boarding school. Do you guys feel like trees ever fall during the daytime? Or do you think that they only fall at night? Because I've seen the hypothesis I'm working with that they want. I've seen a big branch fall yesterday in the daytime. Yeah, yeah. That scared the shit out. So we're debunking my hypothesis. I like that. Not a full treat. I like the way you're thinking that trees only fall at night. I would definitely love you more fall at night. Right. But I think I mean, I've seen it with my own eyes. I've seen him fall in during the day. Really? Yeah. Are you sure it wasn't the evening or twilight? I was at my neighbor's house. I was very young and and his older sister walked outside and a tree fell and it landed like right at her feet. It almost, it almost got her. I would say for sure though, more fall at night than during the day. Definitely. It's always you wake up in the morning. God damn right. Hit the Mahoney. Yes. You know, you wake up in the tree. Hit the Mahoney. Night time less less than daylight. Yeah. Why? It's not to be just the weather. You're fucking crazy. What? Wait, you're saying the trees fall more at day? No, I'm saying, I'm saying why is that? It's even statistically harder because there's less night time. There's less night. It's darker. It's got to be the weather's going to be worse. I just assume that that doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense either. I think it's true. No, the weather is worse tonight. He's used his brain to get to something. I mean, that argument that there's less night time. I don't agree with that. Okay. Because we'll cut that though. I mean, we heard me nerds. The main it was like, it's like dark in from 4 p.m. So that's a more of an outlier. I think there's a lot of parts. Well, maybe whatever. We're talking about New York City. New York. New York. They're trees falling in New York. I saw one yesterday more at night or during the day, based on a strict biological schedule. Rather, they fall whenever weather conditions is fucking dumb. They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't understand. They don't understand this high level thinking. They definitely fall more on this AI. I was going to take over. I can't even take us when trees are falling. I've ever woken up to a driveway covered in logs. Yes. Timber splinters. Yes. Yeah. That is what it's like though. It's like there's a storm and you wake up and it's just like it's like someone just shook the whole world. Maybe it's just because we're not outside when they're falling during the daytime because the storms are so bad. You'd be seeing them all the time. But we would be seeing them all the time. Yeah. I feel like you guys agree with me and I appreciate that. I do agree. It did say the logs, they get wetter after a while. So it's raining all day and then they're heavier. So there you go. I make sense. And they're not drying off because it's so cold out because the sun's down. See how we're getting something. How we're getting somewhere. This is really how we're really getting somewhere. Have you ever seen the Instagram videos where they show it looks like the trees are walking through the forest? Oh yeah. Gross that you guys are walked into the same algorithm. Yeah. You followed Dave too. Yeah. The trees are walking. Yeah. They show it the above you. They're talking about ends. Yes. Trees that trees are moving. Is this what we're talking about? No, these are actual trees that do move. I can't remember how something with the root system. But I'm talking about videos where it looks like the trees are like walking. I love that when the trees plug into the ground. I feel like that's always happening in the carolinas and shit like that Georgia and shit. They plug into the ground where the tree like the like the root systems like go into the ground like external. Yeah. Yeah. That should is beautiful to me. I don't think I've ever seen that. They say that wood might be one of the rarest things in the universe. Wood? Wood. Huh. There's nowhere that we can see in the visible universe. It's just really debunking that with the technology that would show wood. There's only a certain amount of planets in the habit of zone. There's only a certain amount of planets that have you know, carbon-based. Oh, I see. I know you meant like he or her. No, no, no. I was like, it's going to say, I feel like that's pretty common. There's tables for what I think. Definitely where it's gold than there are trees. But isn't there? There's like gold and outer space though. Tons of it. It may well be, yeah. But there might not be, but might not be wood. That makes sense. Guns and their golden diamonds are a diamond dozen out there. Yeah. Right. It's fun. We got to get out. We got to get to waste. You know what I heard that I thought was super cool this week, which I learned for the first time and I have no idea how true. If it's about something bad, I did. Please don't say it. I don't know. I heard that Elon Musk, his whole plan is to put the sort of data centers or like the servers in space because what makes those so expensive and difficult is that they need to be cooled constantly and that's why they require so much water. That's why they're so environmentally unfriendly or whatever they eat up all the water for the cooling. But in space, it's like free zero kelvin. So they don't need to be cooled. And if you just put some all in orbit or whatever, then there you go. There's your storage and your servers. I think it. Do you put your saying that idea intrigues you? Well, I thought like man, it's pretty cool to me. I mean, you can put them up there modially with the reasonable rockets. Oh, yeah, correct. If probably we tough to move a data. Where do you plug them in? Where's the plug? Is it just a big one that you could do some solar powered stuff? I'm sure solar panels and stuff. But the risk of those going down up there seems like it might be at a certain point as we get more dependent on it might be an issue. Yeah, trade would be bad. A lot of them are in Iceland though. I think that like in colder places, I think that they like to throw a lot of shit up there. That's why the internet's so good in Iceland. The internet is great. Yeah, you get service everywhere. It's free. You could be in a glacier and you'll be able to get a notification on your phone. It's pretty insane. But it's helpful because like if there's any type of like natural disaster out there, you're going to be able to get the notification relatively easily. Sick. Because that cold ass. That's 6G. What are they doing? Yeah, I mean, Starlink is really awesome. Is that cool? They don't get it on the plane. I just added it to United. Yeah, I like seeing the two United flights. It's pretty damn good too. It's just better to see. Yeah, it's just nice to see. Is that who has it? Like, when's that? When's that take over everything? When we start? We can all get started. My folks just put it in their house. That's the pay for it? Yeah, Yeah, but I don't think it was free. What the fuck now it's expensive. I don't think it's it's expensive. I don't think it was more than their other internet. Oh, no, it's constantly. I thought it was supposed to be free. Yeah. It's probably the same as that. Kids in Africa, yeah. Yeah, they gave it to them. They're not building the fucking African kids. I mean, I'm now boxes. Oh, yeah. You can get it. Like, anyone can get it now. Like, you can just tap into it. I think you have to get, like, that little satellite. Get the receiver. Yeah. That shit. But it's small. No, no, no, no. It's not like the massive ones. It's just like an antenna. It's like a living. It was like one guy in the neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Can you get an image of like, oh, that's a Russian porn. Can you put it on like a car and then have it? Yeah. People like bring it like camping. You can move it anywhere you want. People put it on boats. That's not bad. That's not bad. No, it's pretty small. Oh, look at that. Is that the way it looks? That's the thing's creepy. Shit. Yeah. Oh, fuck that. I don't like that. Yeah, you can see it going in. It's just an illustration. Yeah. No, yeah. It actually shines. The Olympic rings down on earth. Oh, no. I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we need. But yeah. I mean, that would be cool if they did that with the data centers or if they just, why don't they just use air cooling? I've always wondered that as well. What does that mean? Well, you can still. I want to like soup. Fritz. No. You got selected to colonize Mars. Would you go? I have no desire or experience with space. You have no experience with space. Oh, that's news to me. Well, why would I know? New York City stand-up comedian. Hey, thanks for you. I said to that, but I didn't even study like a little light on improv, though, huh? Well, I'm not going to lie. I mean, you'd be a perfect, you'd be a good specimen for it. Oh, I like this. If they were trying to get a comedian, you know, they always send up like a stranger to a strange land. They send up a doctor. Yeah. And, you know, to start a new, a new running real club up there. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, that's actually going to get the Mars stick of the woke rental ship on earth. You know, you can see what you want on Mars. Talk about zero walk-ins, huh? Yeah. It'll be more foot traffic. Jerry, I think that that's, I think we're good. Love it. Yeah, that was great. Thanks, boys. What do we, how can we find your most important things going on right now? We got your special. We are a special American garbage, which is on our YouTube page. It is, we filmed it in Tampa. It's not a stand-up special. It's us playing. Are you garbage at the crowd? The things that people share are incredible and it's all celebrated and we have a great time. And it's very fun. American garbage on a YouTube page. And we're also on tour right now. It starts next week in Appleton, Wisconsin, then we're going to San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta. Mars. Mars. Mars. Francis is coming to club all dates and stuff. Tickets are available. Philly. We back in Philly. You know, this December, all tickets available at RU Garbage.com. Yeah. Thanks for having us, boys. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I'm sorry.