[MUSIC] >> Here we are, we're doing it. I'm wearing a hockey jersey because I didn't bring a change of clothes, but you look great. Quinn's, baby. >> Quinn's. >> I love Quinn's. >> I love free shit. >> Free shit is a giant kitty litter the size of a mini fridge over there. >> He's taking one, I don't even have a cat. I love free shit. >> Give it to the girlfriend. >> Yeah, let her get in the box. >> Yeah. >> We're off to the races, baby. >> Well, it does suck that women have to, my wife has to hover everywhere. That's got to be horrible to piss because we'll be on an Amtrak and the toilet looks like a fucking train spotting and she has to hover. >> We got a hold though, on a train, you got to do this shit. >> That's true. >> You're going to do the kind of, but they're doing glute workouts. >> We're doing abs, I'm going to abs in here, I'm doing this. >> You ever peed on a crazy bus? >> Really? >> You never did that back in the day when we were young comics pounding it? >> I'm not a puke. >> Oh, did I wake up hung over sometimes, like, I'm fucked. >> Oh, man. >> On my knees and a fucking bus. >> Shaking. >> Bolt bus, mega bus, fun. >> Chinatown bus. >> Don't have all, yeah. >> A fucking double decker. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, people fighting over seats, the Wi-Fi never worked. They play a shitty Wi-Fi. >> Wi-Fi, what a scam. >> I know. >> What do you do, complain to the driver? >> Right. >> He's fucking drunk. >> Yeah. >> Sean Murphy had a great bit. He was like, he's like, I'm on a bolt bus and somebody got hurt and he goes, is there a doctor on the bus? He's like, this bus was $8. >> I know. >> Who's the doctor? >> Oh, God. >> You don't want that doctor. >> No, no. >> Yeah, that was, I did a, oh, God. I remember I was eating a subway sandwich on a bus and I was like, oh, like, not everything in my life to be related to public transit here. This is fucking low. >> Right, right. Ooh, a hoogie on a bus is tough. >> It's a bad look. >> A pedophile hoogie. Yeah, one time I got on a bus and there was one, everybody was jammed in. There was one, there were two seats open and I was like, oh, my God, two seats open. It's my lucky day. And I sat down and everybody was like murmuring. I said that, can't believe it, what kind of thing. And this giant black lady gets on and she's like, what the fuck is my, she flipped out, she chewed me out and I was like, there's two seats and she was like, I want the whole row. Fuck you, I want the whole row. And she was so scary. I was like, okay, okay. And then the whole time she was like, I can't believe that motherfucker tried to sit in my seat belt. >> Jesus Christ. >> That's crazy. >> But yeah, that bolt bus is wild. >> People shy away from confrontation on the train on the bus, they'll fucking let it rip. >> Oh yeah. >> It's the waffle house of the road. >> Yes, the waffle house, that's true. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> Pull a bodega cat. >> Cheers. >> Thank you. >> Cheers. >> Have a good wish. >> Yeah, man. >> Bus is bad. You're doing bus. You're in trouble. >> Yeah, but you know what, you get home, doing it to DC or Baltimore, you're like, all right, this is easy at least. The efficiency was nice. >> That's true. And they bring you to the city, right in the 34th street, but I'm waiting there, you'd have like 60, it looked like a bread line, I think I've got this suitcase. >> Yeah. >> What is this Oliver twist? >> Yeah, I know. >> I'll be on the bus. And you take that seat and it's always a rescue, like, do I sit with the person? >> Right. >> Do I take my own seat and wait for which crazy approaches? >> Ooh, that's true. >> It's a roll of the dice. >> That is true. There was always one guy eating a subway sandwich and there was always one guy playing a casino game on full volume. >> I was always happy to see a quiz nose. Little things you look forward to in that situation, a quiz nose, I think, hit. >> I never did quiz nose. >> Quiz nose in Peter's. Can I get a backup on the quiz nose? >> Is it just a subway that's toasted? >> You don't like it? >> I like it. >> I like it. >> I'm a big quiz nose guy. >> I never went in there. It was too high for Newton for me. >> High for Newton? >> That was a point. >> My favorite. Did you like the ads in the '90s? >> I don't remember the ads. >> What are the ads? >> What are the ads? >> What are the ads? >> What are the ads? >> What are the ads? >> I've never seen this in my entire life. I really broke the bank on this one. >> They bring Don Draper in for this commercial, did they? >> Is this a Nolan picture? >> Good Lord. >> What in rodents to sing about your -- I mean, this is not a good move. >> Wow. No. It's just a bad photoshop shit. There's really enough food Santa Fe. >> No way. >> Smoky Chipotle. >> I got us talking about it 38 years later, so I guess that was crazy. >> That was crazy. >> That was why. >> Blimpy was the saddest. >> Oh, Blimpy. Forgot about Blimpy. >> Did Blimpy -- do they go under? >> I haven't seen a Blimpy in 10 years. >> Wow. >> Still around, I guess. >> Blimpies like Roy Rogers are one of those we can see him regionally. >> I guess so. >> Speaking of Rita, what's up with in and out? What's the beef? They got a real beef against the -- I think they're anti-Semitic. >> Do we need it? >> I'll just say it. It's the principal. They won't come to the east. >> I'm good. >> All right. >> I'll say it is. I think the man that's overrated. >> I agree. I agree with that. >> Those burgers are fucking -- they're like this. It's like a fucking dick. It's like a cd. They're the thinnest fucking patties I've ever seen in my life. And those fries stink. >> The fries are atrocious. >> I'll give you this. The animal style is good. >> And I like the shakes. >> Yeah. >> And the prices are good. >> Yeah. >> There's such fucking thin burgers. >> Thin burger. I like the protein with the lettuce, but they got lines around the block for these because they have like guys on -- looks like the fucking airport where they got guys with the wands bringing you in. There's always a line around the block. >> Yeah. It's like a sneaker drop every day. It's fucking these lines. >> I know. But I do think it's -- it's just the -- what is it? They don't like New York. >> Yeah. >> Who cares? >> I mean, shake shakes. >> I think shake shakes better. >> Way better. Way better burger. They got beer there. >> Yeah. >> Favorite fast food burger. >> I'm a Wendy's Cunt. >> Wendy's is good. >> I like Wendy's. >> That's tough. >> Chick-fil-A is solid, but that's kind of cheating. >> A burger? >> Oh, I guess I'm just saying it's a recipe. >> Oh, yeah. I like Popeyes. >> Love Popeyes. >> But that looks really good. >> If we're just doing fast food. But yeah, a burger? I don't know. >> Yeah. >> Fast food burger. >> Shake shake. >> I don't like Donald's. I get like the nuggets. I don't really get a burger. >> Five guys is pretty good. >> I've never had five guys. >> It's a little overpriced. >> Yeah, that's what I've heard. >> It's a little much. Yeah, that in and out. Do you see that? In and out shooting? >> Really? >> Yeah, three people got killed. And a guy came in with a gun and stopped the guy. So another guy with a gun saved today. >> In California? >> Yeah. No, it was an Idaho. In and out shooting, gunmen killed three people injured seven, started shooting people in the line. >> Well, that line doesn't move. >> Look at that. >> Jesus, look, they're all freaking out. >> Jeez, that's awful. >> That's horrifying. Oh, these poor people make it a minute away. >> Why are they showing this video? We're trying to make them look like cowards at the fucking shooting. What do you expect them to do? >> I agree. I've been doing the same thing. Oh, that guy's got a rifle. I know you had a rifle. >> And someone shot the, he got him? >> Some guy shows up on a horse and shoots back. I guess those are the cups. Where's the horse guy? >> I forgot his name, Santine, Santino, something like that. But he shows up and starts shooting back and the guy shoots himself. >> Damn. >> Crazy. >> As long as they end up dead. >> Oh, yeah. Animal style. >> They covered him in the sauce? >> Yeah. >> They should have put him in the fryer. >> What a piece of shit. >> Damn. Crazy. I swear somebody showed up on a horse. I don't know where I heard that. Give it a goog. >> And you return fire. >> All right, maybe we don't want them out here in New York. We don't need to know the shooting. >> You don't need much faster though, do you? >> No, not at all. But I do love a good shake. >> That's your weakness, is it? >> I love a milkshake. >> What flavor? >> Chocolate all day. >> I agree. I'm vanilla. >> Vanilla is good. >> All right. I'll do a swirl. >> A swirls nice. >> Yeah. >> I like it. >> Swirl, I think is better as a term than-- >> The Milato? >> Mixed. Milato. >> Milato, I think is offensive. >> I think it is. >> Yeah. >> It's like twink. You're not supposed to say it anymore. >> Twink is out? >> I think it's out. >> Oh, that's twink. >> Oh, that's twink. >> Oh, that's twink. >> Oh, that's twink. >> Oh, that's twink. >> Well, how about Milano's out? >> Milano's out. >> Well, that's kind of like an Italian coffee. >> Oh, the cookie. >> A cookie. >> Oh, it's a cookie. >> Milano's. >> Milano. >> Those were fancy cookies. >> And they're black and white. >> My wife says that I can't say the Wigger. >> Wigger is out. >> I've heard that's out. >> Okay. >> I still say it. >> You know what? Here's a problem. In terms of efficiency, what's a better word? >> Of course. >> You've got to give me a replacement. >> That's true. >> If we get rid of that word, which it's fine, you've got to throw in another one that can capture what that person is in one word. >> Good point. But people go, hey, it's just one letter off, man. But so is bigger. >> True. >> And digger. >> Mm. >> Digger. >> You're getting close. >> Yeah. >> Just dig a please. I'm just saying. >> Yeah. >> It's a lot of letters. What's that now? >> Wanksta. >> Wanksta. >> That's a fitting song. >> Like gangster? >> Yeah. >> Mm. >> But that's like a whack. >> Yeah. >> So that's not what that means. >> Oh. Interesting. Okay. Oh, here we go. Wigger synonyms. Okay. We got. Get the hell out of here. >> Wigs. That's just. >> These are very uncreative. >> Political terms. >> White boy. That works. >> Okay. >> That's pretty demeaning to call a white guy who's acting black as you shut up white boy. >> That's true. >> That's pretty good. >> That's good. But we're white boys.
- So we're not Wiggers. - I know. - Pozer, appropriator. - Appropriator. - But that sounds too serious. - Yeah, copycat. We wrote this, an eight year old copycat. (laughing) All right. - You're in a genuine. - Yeah, impersonator. Come on. - A impersonator. - Mm. - I've used Wigger around Black people. They don't seem to budge. - Mm. - So that's the test. They should be the judge and the jury. - Yeah. - Maybe just the judge. (laughing) - I don't know. I've just heard judge and jury. Yeah. - You know, Wiggers are kind of a few and far between. When I was kid, they were everywhere. Everybody was a Wigger. - Really? - It was like normal to be a Wigger, yeah, in high school. I think my age Wigger was real. - Eminem really, he made people feel comfortable. - Completely, he's the ultimate Wig. - Yeah, but I'm sure he doesn't love that. He had a different life than one of these kids in person dating him. - That's true. That's true. Yeah, he grew up. - I got a shout out in a rap song. - Oh, perfect segue. Sorry on a Grande. - Sorry on a Grande. This is our face and inspect the deck of Wootang album, dude. - Oh, I couldn't believe it. So many people sent me this shit. - Can we look like Samba Reel, yeah. - Wow, that's incredible. (upbeat music) - That's great. - That's great. - That's huge. - You might be drunk like Samba Reel, hey. - That's great. Wow. - Very cool. - That is cool. They had a picture of you. - I love it. Salicus took that picture. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Wow. That is really, you've made it. - That was fucking nice. - I mean Shane Gillis was in an M&M video. - That's bigger. - No, they didn't write about him. He's not my morning. - Wasn't Shane also in a fuck who's the other guy? - Drake. - Drake. - Yeah, true. All right, he's got you on two videos. - Shane's big time. - I'm shocked. A rapper hasn't done a Gillis. What you talking about Willis? You know, my shit, I drink like Shane Gillis. - Get some Morel rhymes with a lot of stuff. - Morel, fulfill. - Norman. - Yeah. He got them at Mormon. Yeah, I got nothing to rhyme with me. - Morel, you can get some stuff in there. - Yeah, that's cool. - Bell, unwell. - Yeah. - Smell. - I can't tell. - I don't know. - There's stuff, you could do it. - Sam, for sure, there's a lot of stuff there. - Mark. - He got a lot of Mark. - Yeah. - The Mark is an insult in the rap world. He's a Mark. - He's a Mark. - You're a Mark like Norman. - Hey, that's pretty good. I'll take it. - Something like that. - Yeah. Boy, rappers in a song. That is really cool. - That's pretty cool. Did you show the lady? - I did. - She liked it. - That's one. - Can't really show your mom. - Yeah, she wouldn't think it's cool. She says you're drunk. Two things she doesn't think is cool rap and then someone calling her son an alcoholic. - Is she not a fan of the sauce? - Oh, is your mom? - She drinks wine all the time. - My mom does not like booze. And she also had to take, she had to pick me up for my last endoscopy. 'Cause I knew you need someone to pick you up. And you know, not a lot of people live in my neighborhood. Liz from the seller did the last one, but once you get your second endoscopy for a stomach lining damage. Yeah, and the doctor's like, yeah, maybe show them the alcohol. Yeah, she does not care for it. - Damn, she doesn't drink at all. - My mom is thin and small, I guess. She's a lightweight, so she a drink and she's drunk. - Right, right. - But also, yeah, she was never really her thing. - You dad drank? - He used to, he's, he's cut back with age 'cause he's just like, it's so bad for you, but he used to be a big beer guy. - Yeah, I was never that in a beer. I, every once in a while, I like a beer like a long day, you just have like a fucking nice, cool beer. Like I have in my fridge just for those. - Same. - But I also like, my go-to is like, I like the hard stuff. - Oh man, yeah, me too. I prefer the hard stuff, but my dad, I think I'm talking about this. He would do shlits, pull up a shlits. - Shlits is some nasty shit. - That's more like a, is it? - I'm pretty, isn't shlits not, more like a- - I thought it was just shitty like, pills there. It's like a, like a paps or something. But he would drink shlits, hot, that can on the right. That, see that logo on the right, on the side. - Is it considered more like that one? - That's what the can looked like. And he would drink it hot out of the box. He would just put a box on the floor and take one out and drink 'em. That's what it looked like. - I guess it's just beer. - That was it right there. That looks like some wife-beating beer right there. That's a guy who hits his wife. - It does look like it would overreact undercooked food, for sure. - Yeah. - Dinner ready is pizza. What the hell? - The fucking, what do you call this shit? - So yeah, he drank that shit hot and- - Hot beer is fucking disgusting. - It's horrifying. And it's a shitty beer on top of it. And one day, I remember this. My dad had like some people over in the backyard when I was just eight, seven, and I go, what is that you're drinking? He's like, it's beer. And I go, can I try it? He goes, you're not gonna like it. And I go, come on, let me try it. And he poured some of my mouth and I was like, oh, you guys are crazy. How do you drink this shit? And they all laugh. - He's like, let me tell you about pussy too. (laughing) - No, I mean, that's the thing though. When you're young, it tastes nasty, but there's something about it when you get older. Like, why does that hit so well? Especially a cold one after a long day. - I think it's not sweet. There's a, it's almost like food. It's hard to explain it. - But I love the versatility of like a whiskey where you can have it warm in the winter. You could have it cold in the summer. Like, there's something about that. - Totally. - There's so much shit you could do with it. You could dress it up. - Yes, yes. - If it were a wife, it could keep changing. There's ways to keep it fresh. - That's true, yeah. - To me, it's like, it's cold, that's it. I guess you got that hoppiness, whatever. There's different types, but I never, it was never in IPAs, really. - Yeah, I mean, I would like simple shit. Like a yangling or like a milliliter, or something. - Also, whiskey has an aroma, and it's like, it hits you, and it's warm, it warms you. There's so much to it, you smell it like a holy shit. - The way a whiskey hits in the winter. - Yeah. - It's something else. - And just the look of a whiskey bottle, you see it and you're like, inside of that, that's a magical liquor. This could make you a fun, fuck a fat chick, wreck a car, fight a cop. It's just- - And good stuff too. - And good stuff. - And make good decisions as well. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - And start a conversation. - Start a whiskey company. - This thing in Shawshank made me want to go to prison and drink beer. - Oh, that's you. He's drinking the bottle and the sun on the roof. Oh, nothing better. Bucket of beers is really something special. Although I kind of have a problem with bucket of beers now after bombing for years on the road. - I know. - And you hear that. - And you hear that association with it. - You know, the ice falling a little bit, and you're just silent in the room. Also, blenders. - So, I was at the bank, oh my god. - I remember being like, could you put it like not in the same room as the stage? - I know. - It's like, we asked for so little. Like, just not fucking. - Yeah. - I get that you got to serve margaritas, but just maybe in a place where I can't hear it. - Yeah, how about this one? Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh. Like, come on. You're killing right at the pause. - I think I never like blended drinks. And I think after that shit, I was like, I'm never like just, as a part of a, to make a point, I'll never drink them. - Yeah, 100%. - Margaritas, I was like, margaritas are so fucking overrated. - I know. - I know it on the rocks. - The crowd pleasers, I get it. It's like, it's fine, but I never got pumped from margarita. - Now, and you lose respect for any man with a blended drink, like with a frozen, like this shit. You know, you see these guys with that? And you're like, come on. - You put a cherry in your drink. It better be fucking brown liquor. (laughing) - Put it in all fashion. - Yeah, no, you do it in like a man hat, and you're like, all right, you earned it. - Right, right. You earned that cherry. - Yeah, that's true, that's true. - That's why you're drinking a Sunday, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll wag it. - I mean, I definitely, I definitely drank the fruity shit when I was, when they were paying you shit, like those funny bones start now in your feature, and you're like, well, I drink for free. So let me try all the wacky shit. - Sure. - Oh, what is that? Whipped vanilla vodka. - Right. - We have that with the fucking orange juice and have a creamsicle, and your shit-faced, and you're like, for some reason, I feel like this isn't advancing my career. (laughing) - Same with me when I grow up in New Orleans, Dackery's or everywhere. Everything's gotta be a fucking Dackery. Dackery. - Hercane. - Hercane, all those blended drinks. So you drink 'em at like 13, 'cause it was a great transition into drinking. - Totally. - 'Cause it was like a slushy. - Oh, it's literally getting kids on board. - Completely, completely. - It's like when Alf was on the cigarette. Oh no, Joe Camel, I always thought it was Alf. - Ah! - But you see, you see like a cartoon character. - Yeah. - Like a bodega cat. - An adorable little fluffy. - Yes, yes, what could go wrong? - But, oh shit, the Flintstones, the commercials? - No way. For smoking? - By the way, you never see it. When does cigarette commercials go out? Was that in the 80s? - I think they became a law against it. - There must have been. - Yeah. - So you used to have 'em all the time. (air whooshing) - Holy shit. - Wow, that is mixed messaging right there. - I hate to see them work so hard. - Yeah, me too. Let's go around back while we can't see 'em. - Ah! - Okay, we oughta do something Fred. Okay, how's it about taking a nap? Hey, they got a bitter right here. Let's take a Winston break. - That's it! - Wow. - That's the one supposed to cigarette that delivers flavor 20 times a pack. Winston's got that. Felt the blast. The gift, Fred. (air whooshing) - While the women are working. - Yeah, great. - Hey Fred, what do you say we fuck some prostitutes while we're back here too? What do you think? - Also, I never realized it, but the Flintstones, I watch this as a kid.
and it's about two guys with five o'clock shadows who are married and hate their day job. And yet I was like, oh, this is a cool show. It's for kids. It has nothing to do with children. - Yeah. - It's just two guys who work in a factor. - It was just animated. - Same with suggestions. They're all just like fucking miserable, yeah. - It's basically the honeymooners or like my three sons, cartoon. - But definitely he like, Fred, he sounded like your grandpa. - Oh yeah. - That's how they get that familiarity. - Mm-hmm. Oh, my grandfather was in Korea. - No shit. - And one time, he was like, you know, tough guy, stoic, scary guy. And one time when I was probably like 14, he goes, what do you think about the foreign policy going on in, you know, Japan? And I was like, I don't follow them. You know, I was like a skateboarder with torn jeans on. And I was like, I don't follow that. I don't care. I don't read the paper. He goes, you know, son, one day you're gonna have to grow up. - Whoa. - And I was like, yeah. - Here, have a Winston. (laughing) - Damn dude. - Still haven't grown up, so suck it. They was Cleveland. - Cleveland, Cleveland? - Cleveland Williams, it was my mom's side. - Cleveland Williams, what a name. Cleveland's a man's name. - That is a man. He was a big, scary dude. - Fuck. - Yeah, Cleveland. - That is, those ads back in the day, I remember all those fucking beer commercials too. - Yeah. - The '90s ones. - Oh my God, we've done the twins before. Oh, that's my favorite one. - And twins. (laughing) Man, the '90s had no, the word ice. - Oh. - Oh, what is that? - They had no filter in the night. Look at that, look at the tits on that ad. I mean, they were just going for it. - Yeah. - There was no women in the room to be like, hey, we gotta shut this down. I'm right, I was watching married with children once and my grandmother walked in and she was like, I don't know how you watch this, Phil. This is misogynistic and all this stuff. - I do the no ma'am shirts. - No ma'am, yeah. - Yeah, he was miserable. But he also, dude, the best part of that show is like, he's a shoe salesman and then you, and he's miserable, his wife doesn't work. I'm like, you got a pretty nice house. - That's true. - For how fucking, I guess that was just the day of what it was. You could afford that in that salary. - Yeah, middle class. Also, the wife was way out of his league and she always wanted to bang him and he was like, oh, get away from me. And I'm like. - Even with the wig, I was like, Katie Seagull's pretty hot. - Yeah. - Exactly, but, you know, I think it was kind of a tongue-in-cheek version of a throwback. - For sure, I mean, that show's great. - No, yeah. Nobody thought it would work and it worked. - It's just a lot of zings. - Yeah. - Just him and the neighbor, they're literally just zinging each other. It was that kind of like mean-spirited old school. I've been rewatching all on the family. - Oh, great. - That show's fucking brilliant. - Brilliant show. - It's one of the best shows ever made. - Easily. - Because he can be such a piece of shit. - Norman Lear. - But then by the end of the episode, you're like, ah, he's a good dude. - He's like, he finds a way to feel foolish or like, I mean, it's all in that performance, but, but even, you know what those debates are brilliant. - They really are. - There's a line in it where he's arguing with meathead, you know, run liner and they're going at it. And he said, women can't lead and meathead goes, what are you talking about? How about gold in my air? And he goes, oh, the he was, they want to be governed by the mummy. (laughing) You're like, that's a fucking great line. - Wow, and he would do a lot of interviews where he would shit on the character, Carol O'Connor. He was like, hey, he's a retard, he's an idiot. But, idiots exist and we can get comedy out of it. - And it was, it's not real, like that, like, where you could disagree but still love each other. Like, yeah, that was, we could use some of that. - Yeah, it was pretty, pretty great. - Yeah, yeah, it was, I think it was a British show first and Lear kind of plucked it and made it American. Some of those old shows dude, like Taxi, they hit so fucking hard. Those are all the Simpson's writers from the early years. - Whoa, I didn't know that. - Yeah, just heavy weight writers. - Is that James L. Brooks? - He did it, yeah. - Yeah, wow. - Brilliant guy. - 'Til death, to us part, was the British. - Whoa. - Yeah, yeah. I think was the Jefferson's, that was a spin-off of all the family, okay. Pretty ahead of his time, he's doing these crazy political debates, these racial debates, societal, whatever, and then he brings out two big black shows. Good times and Jefferson's. - Crazy, yeah, I mean, he just figured out the fucking recipe. - Yeah, he really did. He was going for change in the game. He was out of his time. - Speaking of change in the game, man, I'm listening to the audio book of William Friedkin's audio book, who did the French connection, the extra-sist. - Yeah. - You know, to live in DLA, Sorcerer, all these great movies. - He did Sorcerer? - Yeah, I love that movie. - He bombed so fucking hard. It opened the same day as Star Wars, I think. - That's right. - But yeah, Sorcerer was great. And-- - I remember that movie bombed. What's all about Nitro Glycerin? - Yeah. - Oh, god damn. - Yeah, so cool. - Roy Scheider. - He's a man. But yeah, he's talking about getting these movies made, and you're like, you know, we're working on trying to get a movie made, so it's kind of interesting to me. All this shit that goes wrong. Even when you think you have the stars aligned, and how sometimes it still works, and you know, we'd a director drop out of our movie, we, on the one yard line, we were right there. - I know. - We're about this supposed to shoot in October, and then the director, and we're, you know, it'll work out. We're interviewing people who are interested, so we're meeting people, but it's like, oh shit. Things just, you think you're set. - I know. - Why do we even say we're gonna do this when, you know, we will, but-- - Yeah, but it's scary when you haven't even started yet, and there's a problem. And then here's the scary part. We're gonna solve this problem, and there's gonna be a whole other thing. - Totally. - In the future. - That's why you can't worry, 'cause you don't even know what's gonna happen. - Yeah. - Just talking about filming that epic chase scene, and the French connection, which, you know, it's on the above ground subway, and you can check, okay, can, how fast is the train going? This is like a 50 to 70 miles an hour. He's like, okay, a car can conceivably go 50 to 70 to keep up with it. So he's like fact checking to the thing. Then, you know, Gene Hack, we didn't want Gene Hack been in the movie, whatever, but-- - He didn't. - He didn't. - Wow. - He wanted like Jimmy Brezlin, who's a journalist, who was a cop hater, so he got a lot of shit. Then he wanted, what's his name, the dad, on everyone loves Raymond. - Oh, Peter Boyle. - Yeah, he wanted him. - Wow. - He didn't want to do it. He played those types of guys already, and Gene Hackman didn't like playing a racist cop. He was like, I don't like this character, but he's like since admitted like it changes life, obviously. - Sure. - They're talking about filming the scene, and he has to get the rights from the MTA, and they're like, no fucking way. We're not doing that, it's gonna be dangerous, and it was dangerous when they shot it, and he goes, what can I do to get the rights? And the guy goes 40,000 bucks, and the one way to take it to Jamaica, and he goes, why, one way to take it to go, 'cause they're gonna fire me when this comes out. - Whoa. - And they did. - And they did. - And they did. - And the guy just had moved to, he's like, I hope he's having a nice life in Jamaica. - Jamaica, so funny. - It's fucking crazy. - Wow. - His stories are wild. I mean, the book literally opens on him saying, yeah, I've made some mistakes in my life. Some young artists gifted me these two paintings. I know who the fuck he was, I threw him in the garbage, turned out to be a Basquiat. - Oh. - They were worth $14 million. - Oh my god. - He turned down working, getting like a creative stake with Prince, 'cause the end of Prince was, he's trying to think he's racist. But, no, I mean, the book's an incredible dude. - Wow. I'm all over it. - But that's my cup of juice. - Yeah, so that's a wreck. And then also another movie book wreck, Jason Zineman, the comedy guy, wrote a book called Shock Value, all about horror movies at that time. So it kind of overlaps. So I think that's one led me to another, you know? - Oh, interesting, okay. But it's crazy stories about whole chapters on De Palma. - Whoa. - Which you fucking love. - Yeah, I do love De Palma. Okay, I'm in. I love all those guys. - De Palma finds out his father's cheating on his mom. So he, you know how all those movies are like voyeuristic. And like, let me spy on you. He finds him, he gets the proof, shows the mom, they get divorced. - That's incredible. - That's insane. - Wow. Holy shit. - Crazy shit. - That's a movie right there. - I know. - Kid filming is dead, stepping out. - Wow. - Crazy shit. - But yeah, look at this movie stressing us out. Obviously we're dealing with so many ups and downs, meeting people like, we're like, oh, we're sold in this one guy, though, direct. Then this other guy, when we can't, you know. - But this is kind of part of the business that adventure. It's like the offer we're making the Godfather. Oh, we got Al Pacino. He's too short, fuck him. We want Robert Redford. He's not even Italian, blah, blah, blah. You know, Marlon Brando is a pain in the ass. - Yeah, makes you romanticize it for sure. - Completely. We're gonna be telling these stories in 50 years, where I'm maybe less than 50. - But you know what I mean? - Guys who die in 14 years. (laughing) - But yeah. - Well, I love all that old 70s shit. - Like two, man. - Spielberg, Lucas, Dupama. What's the other guy's name? Q brick, they're all friends. - Scorsese. - Scorsese, yes, Scorsese, they're all friends. They all hang out, it's like young comics who are like trying to make it hustling, trying to prove themselves. I love that shit. - That era was sick, man. - Oh yeah, they're all on blow. They're all like down and out. - You gotta get Schrader on here. I want some Paul Schrader stories. He did Friedland show. - That guy gets everybody. I don't know how he does it. - We gotta get Schrader. - He got Hunter Biden too. - We'll do it. We might be cooked up with Paul Schrader. We'll blow lines with him. - Woo! Now we're talking. Yeah, that shit's great. Oh, what did I, oh, so I'm listening. My wreck is this podcast called Founders. - Ooh. - And it's this crazy guy named Steve Senra, Renra. David Senra. This guy's a nut, but he's like a file cabinet of information. He reads autobiographies and then tells you all the greatest hits. - That's awesome. - So I listened to the one on Agacy, which got me into the, and then your wreck on Agacy. So my God, I got the book. - I think it's the greatest sports book ever written. - It's incredible. - Agacy is autobiography. That's my opinion. - But like all the Henry Ford and all these guys are unbelievably interesting in their stories. 'Cause you always hear about Steve Jobs with the Turtle Neck. That might be the best.
- I'm my favorite biography ever. - Yeah, so he breaks-- - So he's brought to Isaacson? - Yes, but he'd know a guy, I think. I think he teaches it to Lane, Isaacson. - Oh, really? - That could be wrong. But yeah, so he just breaks down the best part, so it's like the highlights of all of them. - But that makes you wanna seek out more. - Yeah, I listened to the Roger Federer one, but the Christopher Nolan one, or the Rick Rubin one's a great two. Christopher Nolan, I had no idea. His parents, his mom is British and his dad's American. They send him to the hardest Catholic school, boarding school in England. They live in Chicago, they're like, get out of here. They put him in the school, it's like a military school. He said the school was Darwinian. Like, if you didn't keep up, you got your ass kicked, they kicked you out, it was horrible, and it taught him. That's why the Odyssey was under budget, and ahead of schedule. - Damn. - That movie was ahead of scheduled under budget. That's insane. - Yeah. - But he's like, this school taught me how to do things efficiently, do things quick, and make shit work, and fucking fascinating. He said, he's like, inception, I thought I was 16. I would lay in bed at my boarding school, and think about inception, and then he made inception. - Now everyone's laying in bed, scrolling, fucking. - Oh no. - To you page, it's like, there's value in, - Boredom. - Boredom is valuable. - 100%, yeah, he said he was just lay there and think, and he has no cell phone, and he doesn't use email or anything, and he just thinks-- - You have to be so successful, or so unsuccessful to live that way. - That's true. - Because you're so shut off from the world, like you need to have like, eight assistants, which he probably does. - I'm sure. - Or you just don't, you just like, how do I get in touch with that guy? - Right. - And he wants every part of the movie. He's like, I want to work with the costume guy, I want to work with the set guy, the script guy, I'm the director, and I work with the actors, and the location guy. He's all over the movie. - Yeah. - And he did Momento, he played it at Cannes, or whatever, Dead Silence after the movie, and he's like, I bombed everybody hated it, and they got like a 10 minute standing ovation. - Whoa. - So then he wanted to-- - Do you feel like everything gets a 10 minute standing ovation? - It feels like that. - Like this movie got an 18 minute standing ovation. Like that's not even fucking possible. - I know. - Nothing got a 18 minute standing ovation. - Six minutes of doing this. You're like, we're still going, okay? - I've never, I don't think I've ever been in presence, in the presence of a movie getting a standing o. - Is that like a thing? Why do they do that there? - No, I haven't either. - Is it all like showy? Is it just to be like-- - I think festivals they do it, but maybe clap, but a standing o is crazy. - It's weird. - Yeah. But that's how they show, you know, whatever. But he tried to make another movie. Nobody would buy it. And then he was like, all right, I guess I'm out of the business. Soderberg was like, no one's hiring this guy. So him and George Clooney, executive produced it, and it got-- - Which movie was that? - Whatever the second movie was he made. - Sorry. - Not the following. - Yeah, I don't know. - That was the first movie, that was the first one. - Okay, maybe that was the one that played at Sundance and killed it. - So Momento, they did Momento. - So the Momento, he tried to sell it, nobody would buy it. And then they got it made. - Damn. - And then it was full to the moon after that. - That insomnia. - Oh yeah. - Okay. - Imagine that your third movie you're working with Puccino. That's-- - End Robin Williams. - End Robin Williams. That's the sign like, oh, this guy's got something. - Yeah. - And it begins with huge and dark night, of course, the rest is history. - Yeah, wow. And he did an inception in between the dark night and the dark night rises, that's crazy. - Fascinating life, this guy had. And always tinkering, always working on stuff. He had a studio and then the other wreck is Project Hail Mary. - Woo, I think the best movie of the year. - Wow, okay. I like that, I love it. - Really? - It got built up so hard to me that it was like, it's good, it's a good movie, but it's also like, yeah, no, it was good, it was a good movie. - I was a little thrown by the alien. I know it was gonna be that much alien. - Got a little cutesy for me. - Little cutesy, but I didn't know he could carry a movie. - What are you talking about? He's like the best. - I had never seen the nice guys. - Yeah, but it's Kim and Russell Crowe and it's a good script. - That's a fucking-- - This is him alone carrying it. - He's in a lot of stuff. Pull up his IMDB, he's either good. - Drive, he carried. - Drive, yeah, a lot of land he's great in. - He also stole the show in Barbie, by the way. - He did. - Two straight guys, you know what's good about Barbie? The man, he was the best. - He was. - Well, he was the comedic relief. - You know, also, crazy stupid love is a slept on romcom. - That's true. - 'Cause I don't usually like romcoms, you've gotta be, it's like a horror movie, it's gotta be so good, right? - Right, right. - But that's one that you're like, yeah, that's undeniable. - Yeah. - And it's actually funny. - Yeah, what, that, Annie Hall, there's not a lot. - And Harry McSally. - Harry McSally's a bang. - But Annie Hall's cynical. - True. - They don't end up together. - High fidelity cynical. - Yeah, I like the ones with some fucking cynicism. - And they both break the fourth wall. - True. - Hmm. - No, Gosling's great, man. - Get him on here. - Oh, suck. - Look, that's what cocktail with Gosling. You seem to think we can get Brad Pitt, which I don't believe. - That's great. - He's back on the sauce, which does work in our favor. - I was trying to think of the, what's the funny tweet here? What's the tweet? He said it's like TMZ, Brad Pitt's drinking again, has that funny photo of him with like crazy sunglasses on. And I couldn't get it. - I put bullet train, like bullet rye, no one liked it. But it had to be explained to me. - Yeah, but someone-- - But if I saw the spelling, I would have gotten it. - Ah, okay. Somebody wrote a, oh, now we're gonna hear what he really thinks about the Jews or something and it went crazy viral. - Something good. - That's what I said, but-- - It blew up. - Hey folks, I am in Nashville in a hotel room and I'm feeling good 'cause I took my Z-biotics. Oh yeah, big fan. Night out is a lot more enjoyable when you know you still have things to do the next morning. That's why I use pre-alcohol by Z-biotics. Z-biotics, pre-alcohol, biotic drink is the world's. First, genetically engineered probiotic. It was invented by PhD scientists to break down acetallahide. It's pre-alcohol, it produces an enzyme that is designed to break down this product. 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He got ahead of that one. - Oh, okay. - He was like, they ruined it. - Oh, all right. - True Romance, I fucking love. - That's a fun movie. Chris Penn's great. - Yeah, he is. - He's always great. - All right, Pete. - All right, Pete. He's in that close range. - I gotta, so you told me, I've always almost watched that close range. - It's heavy. - 'Cause it's one of those that always gets brought up is like a neon war. - Yeah. - I gotta, it's Sean Penn and Watkins is dead. - Ooh. - And it's like a life of crime and all this shit. And it's a true story. But the cool thing about it is it's walking as a great actor. Not walking, being walking. You know, like how, you know, Al Pacino became like, once he said of a woman hit, he was like, "Whoah!" - He became a black jazz musician. - Yeah, she's got a great ass, you know. Same with Watkins. Watkins like, "Oh, the watch was in my ass." I'm the only comedian who can't do a walk in. - I know. - This is walking just as an amazing act to me. Plays like a rural redneck in rural Pennsylvania. And it's incredible. - Damn. - I mean, you are in Pennsylvania, like walking down train tracks with corn, corn husk next to you. - Who's next to you? Ex-Logan? - Something like that, Hogan, something. - I can't remember. - I've heard it's good. - It's good, but it's, and Sean Penn is unbelievable. Boy, that guy can act. - He brings the fucking heat, dude. - Ooh, does he bring the heat? - Always. - He's very rebbled out of Causing, like, but Jesus, Christ, that guy's a catcher's bit. - I mean, that is, he is agent like milk. What the fuck is happening? - Yeah, Harvey Milk. - You know? - Look at that. - He looks like. - Harvey Milk looks better today than Sean Penn. - I know, he's like, I'm like an auge. - That is crazy. What's this smoking maybe? - Yeah, for sure. He just won't give it up. - No, no. Also, he's hanging out with the cartel. He's in Katrina with a shotgun and a canoe. He lives hard. - He lives hard. - He was like, he was on the front lines of Ukraine, the day of the war fucking broke. He was like, I'll check it out. We're like, you want to make a movie maybe instead? (laughing) - Yeah, he's good. - Wow, let's see the dating history on Penn when you're done there. I don't know. - My daughter. - He just released Aaron. - That's a bunch of digging. - Whoa. - Oh, go croak a coca-locca. - You know there are hot models when you can't pronounce their names. - Oh, yeah. Minka Kelly. - Ooh. - Golly. - Kaluar Rivera. Garsell. - Wow. - We didn't know Dave. - We didn't know what Joe Hanson. - Uh oh. We got a chill. We got to do a fact check on that. Let me call Colin. Just, wow. Julia Rob. Jewel. Madonna. This is. - A lot of one names. - Yeah. - Sting, holy shit. He really. - Fall. - Sting. Peggy Trentini. Bridget Nielsen. I hope that was before Flavon. - He got lost in that thing. Sure. He's a short fella. - That's true. - He got them little. - She did. - I guess some women like a short king. - It looks a munchkin. - Yeah. - I think you had a, uh, there's a pub in there. There's a whole bunch of men. - He's good, man. Yeah, he's, I got a good movie wreck for you. La Pessine. - Yeah. - French movie. Hey, man. When there's these criterion sales every once in a while, I'm like, yeah, fuck it. That looks like a good looking movie. I want to buy the DVD because it looks better and I just, I just bought it. - P scene with a P. - Yeah. Like, it's the swimming pool. - Yeah. - It was remade in American. I think it sucked. - Yeah. - This one's with, uh, yeah, this one's with, uh, Elaine DeLon, the old French hunk. - Oh, he's a handsome dude. - And, uh, Romy Schneider, who is a fucking fox. Oh, James Burkins, like, super young in this. And it's, it's the vibe. You don't know exactly how everyone knows each other. There's these, it's this attractive couple by the pool, making out, the fooling around. You're like, who, what's their story? She says her friends coming to visit them, who they both know, and you don't know how they know 'em. And the friend has a weird competitive thing with Elaine DeLon, and he has a weird flirtation with her. And they have a weird thing where they get turned on when they make each other jealous. It's, you can tell it's not a healthy relationship. - The friend brings his daughter, and then, you know, she's trying to make him jealous with flirting with the friend, and he tries to make her jealous by flirting with the daughter. And it turns into a fucking mess. - Whoa. - And it builds slowly, but it gets really fucked up, and it's, I think it's a, it's a beautiful looking movie. - Yeah. - It's in a French Riviera, I think, so it looks insane. Like the colors are beautiful, it's like, there's a fluent lifestyle, it looks cool, but then it's also like-- - 95%. - It's got a little Mr. Ripley in it. - Yeah. - It's a little darkness to it, which I dig, I dig. - Wow. This is a great premise. - Yeah, it's worth a watch. - Okay. - 69, yeah. All right, that's very kind of a Woody Allen, but a sexy Woody Allen. - Yeah, totally. - Interesting. - It's kind of got that vibe, less dialogue, for sure. - Oh, really? - Well, like every word kind of, there's a lot of weird things that happen. - Okay. - It's a little more like uncomfortable, I think. - Yeah. - I was definitely like, yeah, there's that infidelity type vibe too, but-- - It's kind of like, sexy beast, there's not a ton of dialogue, but you feel everything. - Totally, and it looks cool. - And it looks great. - And it looks cool. - Who directed that? - Because that was an interesting look. Oh, Ray Winstone is underrated. - Yeah, Jonathan Glazer. What else did he do? - Okay. - I love that we're talking a director, and he was getting mad at us. He's listening to this, and he's like, you guys don't know the name. I'm yelling it into the fucking phone. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, one of the guys we're looking at the director movie brought up Ray Winstone. You know, is it Roger Corman? - Yeah. - He was a producer, right? - Yeah. He was friends with Nicholson. - Yeah. - So he would stand on the movie set and throw lines out. And him and Nicholson were buddies, so he would go to every Nicholson movie and just throw lines out. So he went to the department to hang out, and there's a scene where Ray Winstone shoots a lady, and Ray, and Corman goes, you know, you should say, when you shoot her, say, she fell funny. - That was him, I think. - And he goes. - He goes, why would I say that? And he goes, because it shows how often you kill people that if someone falls weird, you have to acknowledge it. - That's good. Yeah. - I thought he just came up with that in his own. That's fucking great. - No, that's the, there's the, go to go to scroll down, scroll down. That's the Mad David story, where he tells it. - Right. Oh yeah, we just fucking watch this. - Yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's what Rubens said. - Yeah. - Good stuff. Good stuff. I loved the movie knowledge. Boy, how about, you got a hint of Mad Damon, the guy wrote a fucking script, came out of nowhere, and now he's in the Odyssey. - Yeah. - Like worked his way up, the informant, all these movies, then he did an action saga trilogy, did that, you know, and now he's doing his own shit, project, green line, whatever fuck. And he really, he really went all the way up the ladder. - Yeah, he's fucking great, man. - Yeah, he's great. - I mean, why not? - The shit. - It's a pretty obvious take. Mad Damon's good. - Well, I'm just, I'm not just saying he's good, I'm saying he, he really, he stayed good and he stayed. He's got integrity, I feel like. - Yeah. - He loves movies. - For sure. Yeah, I like listening to him talk about movies, too. It's like, he's just, they seem, they seem the head of the curve when you hear him talk about. - Yes. - Although Ben Affleck's getting lay eye, and people are getting mad at him. - About what? - He's leaning in AI. He's saying we, oh he is. - Oh, he's like, we gotta do more with AI. - A lot of people are saying that. It's not, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just think to say, I shit, man, like, if you're using it to cheat, it's like, it feels like it's cheating. Like, I don't want to get behind a fucking, I understand people have their opinion on it, but like, anytime I hear people ask, like, are you going to use it for jokes? I'm like, that takes the fucking fun at it, right? - I agree. - I agree. - Like, AI with jokes? - I'll Google something. - If you use it, like, for information, you know, the way you use Google, it's different than being like, using it to help you create stuff, that, using it to create is cheating. - I agree. I agree. And it's also not even good at it, but maybe it'll get good at some point. - It'll get good. - So, yeah, I mean, but it's, it's, to me, it's like, and it stunts your writing. Like, it's gonna make sterile shit.
If you're using it, you're gonna make sterile shit. - Yeah. - 'Cause you're gonna be able to tell that something's soft. And the fun in this, like there's no fucking blood and guts in your shit if you're using that. - Exactly. It's like those songs that are overproduced. You want a little bit of feedback in there. - Yeah. - You wanna hear the music. - You want to feel real. - Yeah, but everybody's doing it. Of course AZ is doing it, George Lucas is doing it. - Yeah, I heard Eli Roth did it. He was getting shit for it. - That movie looks like a fucking turd though. - Oh yeah, that does. What was that one called? - The ice cream man. - Yeah, is that a horror I assume? Oh boy, yeah, that's not my cup. 28% on rot and tea. - It's like to the kids have bad ice cream and then murder all the adults. - What's the demo for this? - I guess like horror nerds or something? - People like horror. - And they're all trying to be weapons 'cause weapons was so low budget and a huge hit. - But weapons had more. - Yeah, sure, weapons was great. - Yeah. - And I'm not a horror guy. - Yeah, just the AI and the defending of the AI, I want no fucking part of it. - Yeah, but also you got it. Now that we're trying to make a movie, this guy got this movie made, his actors, there's a script, there's editing involved, there's little sets and locations. And then it's just a big piece of shit. It's like gotta be crazy to go all that way and then he must have really cared about this movie. And I'm not saying this piece of shit, I'm saying rotten to me, I'm saying this piece of shit. - Yeah, I'm not gonna do the research to find out. - No, no. - Yeah, I know, it's like, that's isn't a crazy thing about the, you put like, the good thing about standup is like, we can kind of focus test it a little bit. You take it all over the country and you're like, all right, it's hitting, it's ready. - I know. - Who is opposed to, you know, a movie, you could just put your heart and soul into it and it comes out and it's a piece of dog shit. - Totally, totally. - I mean, that's what Freakin talks about in the book too, he talks about like, you know, he put all his heart and soul into these things that just weren't good. And it happens, it happens to everybody. - I mean, how long you worked on a joke where you have six months later, you're like, I gotta just drop this thing. - Yeah. - You know, but again, that's a joke. You didn't put any money into it. This is like years of work and grips and lighting guys and craft service people. And it's just a big pile of shit. - A lot of work. - Crazy. I mean, great people make pieces of shit. - Yeah, yeah. - Like directors we love have made pieces of shit. - That's true. Scorsese has, you know, some weak movies. It's kind of inevitable. I mean, I heard the new Spielberg sucked. Disclosure day. Oh, Megalopolis, perfect example. - That's a crazy one. - That's a bummer. - Because it's, it's also his money. - Oh. - That's what sucks is you put your fucking money where your mouth is and you lost what over a hundred mail. - Is that Coppola? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And the salt is a winery. - Oh, is that right? - Yeah. - Poor bastard. We could have written a better movie. - Yeah, he just took a big swing. - Yeah, I think I got to respect it. - I respect the fuck out of it. And the thing is, you hear him in interviews and he's still sharp. I mean, him talking about it, you're like, "Yeah, this is passion and this is cool." And I guess it didn't work. I didn't see it. I heard it was pretty rough, but maybe I should just fucking watch it. - Yeah, and look, the cast is great. I heard him in an interview, this is probably 10 years ago, but he was like, "Hollywood won't give me a movie "unless it's a gangster movie." And you're like, "Damn, that's shitty too though." Because you're like, he has to have one genre for the rest of his life. It's like what Josh Hommie was saying. Like, people should be able to, you know, evolve. - Yeah, you know, and then you even watch, do you ever see the documentary for Apocalypse Now like the making of it? - No, I heard it's great. - It's incredible. But it shows how even as a creative peak, it was kind of a mess. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - I mean, think about how long it took to shoot that movie. - Right. - He was in the jungle for like, you could facture this, but I think it was close to two years. - Wow. - First actor, forgot who before it was Martin Sheen, dropped out like fuck this shit. - Whoa. - Martin Sheen shows up, he has a heart attack. He's a young guy. I mean, it was a fucking disaster. Then the movie's over budget, and he's like, "I'll put up my own fucking money." - What? - So he's like, "If it doesn't make this money, I'm in it." So he gambled that. - Whoa. - So that Maverick-type wild card shit was already in him. - Well, yeah, sure. - But, you know, that shit, when it's 120, or whatever of your own money. - Yeah. - Woo. - It's crazy that a brilliant guy can make, can put up 120 for his perfect vision and it's a piece of shit. I mean, it just goes to show you that like, sometimes these gatekeepers, although they're wrong a lot of the time, sometimes they do know. - Yeah, that's a good point. - Sometimes they're like, that's not right, and that's not gonna work. Sometimes a little guidance is good, 'cause we've seen people who we know are hilarious too. - Yeah. - And they kind of lose those people, they don't really wanna hear it from people anymore. - Right, right. - And that loss of connection, their work suffers for sure. Well, you know, you got those guys with music, you have like Rick Rubens who come in and they go, "Let me make this album better." - Yeah. - Or it does a movie, Rick Ruben. - Yeah. - You know, is there a guy who comes in and goes, "Huh, I don't like this, this is gonna flop, this is gonna be bad, we gotta change that." There must be that guy. - I think you bring in, if you have your friends, if you still trust your friends, you bring your friends about what do you think of this? - I guess so. Yeah, but he's like Michael Mann bringing, you know, Wes Anderson and go, "Hey, what do you think of this shoot-shoot-out scene?" - I'd make it a little more whimsical. - Yeah. - It should be a little talking fox here somewhere. - Yeah, right, right. He hasn't had a movie in a minute. - Who? - Wes Anderson. - He just had one. - Oh, he did? - Yeah, it just came out. - Oh boy. The Phoenician scheme last year didn't say it. - Oh boy, didn't even hear about it. And I like Benicio. Let me pull up some peeves I got here. Watch out everybody. - Yeah, what do you got? - I got some-- - You pee-ven? - I usually try to remember them and I said, "Fuck that, I'm writing 'em down and now I got a bunch." - Yeah, I think I got some. - Okay, hold on, let me find 'em here, pee. Here we go. This is annoying, no way, and I did that two weeks ago. Hold on, where's the new peeve? - There it is. You ever have this guy who is trying to get an answer out of you and you don't know, but he keeps asking. You know, I'll be like, "What's that, uh, that Wes Anderson movie? "The one that just came out?" I don't know. Was it Grand Budapest? I don't know. Was it the fantastic Mr. Fox? I don't know. Was it a, uh, Mystic River? I don't know. - You're thinking they're gonna shake something loose and you're like, "I don't know." - I don't know, and I feel bad saying, I don't know, 17 times. But once I said, "I don't know, I don't know." Like-- - Also, you got a phone. - That's the fucking phone. - Right, right. Yeah, but he just kept going and it was driving me crazy. - Yeah, I know it. Yeah, I got a few peeves. I got one. A big one is, I'll do this sometimes. Like, I just eat too much sometimes. So then I'll just be like, "I'm just gonna get healthy shit." And then I just eat way too much of the healthy shit. I'm like, "What the fuck am I doing?" Like, "There's this place by me called Toshkent. "It's a little fucking new grocer. "Great, they've great shit. "They have this carrot salad." It's like, "Oh, eat healthy. "I'll just eat a lot of carrots." Going through jars of this shit. - Yeah. - It's drenched in vinegar. Then I'm having like fucking heartburn. So you're like, "You gasoline yourself in the-- "You're like, "I gotta eat healthy." - Yeah. - And then you're just like, "Well, now I'm sick." - Oh, I know this place. - It's fucking awesome. They've awesome food. Good swarm of there, too. - Ooh, all right. - That's a peeve. I got another peeve. - All right, a peeve on a peeve. - Yellin' from the other room. - Just come in the room. - Ah. - Why are you yelling? - That's a lady thing. - It's a real lady thing. - Well, your lady yells. My wife will be like, "What's this?" I'm like, "You're in the other room. "How can I hear that?" - Oh, my God. - I would rather go, "What's the toothpaste?" But she's like, "Rest it toothpaste." - She'll always do it when I'm doing it. I'll be like, "Brush in my teeth, electric toothbrush." And she's, "Yeah." I'm like, "You know I can't hear it." - Right. - "You use this toothbrush." - And come in and talk to me that the yelling's not working. - Yeah, she'll be in bed. That's a lot. - Oh, that's what it is, yeah. And I'm just like, "Come on, just fucking come in the room." - Yeah, yeah, hate that, hate that. My wife will have a full conversation and I won't even be in the room. And she comes and she's like, "Isn't that crazy?" Oh my God. I missed the prequel. I'm getting the sequel here. I missed a new hope. You're right on "Return of the Jedi." - So then. - Y'all want from the other room's a big. - That's a big one. That's a big one. Okay, oh, how about this one? I hate this guy. This guy drives me crazy. The guy keeps asking if you're ready. You know, he goes, "Oh man, you're not gonna believe "Why so yesterday?" I'm like, "Oh, hit me." He goes, "You ready for this?" I'm like, "I'm ready, baby. "Who'd you see? "Are you sure you're ready? "Are you ready? "I'm ready. "We're ready. "We're all ready." I don't really even give a shit. - And by the way, it's never Bill Cosby. It's never huge. - I know. Exactly. - Steve, we're like, "That's it?" - Yeah. - I buckled up. - I know. - You told me to be ready. - I'm wet. I'm loomed. You ready? - You ready for this? - You ready for this dick to get your ass? - Yeah, bring it on. - I fucking hate that you're ready. - Are you sure you're ready? - You should be going the other way. - You should go down. - Lower the ball. - So that way I'm really dead. - Right. - You're setting me up for disappointment. - That's true 'cause it's never that great. You're right. - It's never that good. - Yeah, good point. All right. - You don't believe what I fucked the other day. - Who? - You ready? - I'm ready. - You ready? - You know what, I'm not ready. Give me an hour and a half. - All right. - That'll be ready. Let me take your shower. I'm gonna say RuPaul, but it wasn't. - What else? - Can I give you a wreck? - Oh, please. - I watched the entire series of the Sarah Silverman program. - Whoa. - Sarah Silverman show. - And by the way, shout out Dave Juska, who's in that show. - Oh, yeah. - A lot of people. - Slipy Agley. - I think Galfan Ackas is in it. - Maybe I'm wrong. - So the wreck is the Sarah Silverman program? - Yeah, it's a good show. - It is good. - It's tight. - It's funny.
- He almost had her on this show, but it didn't work out. - We'll get her eventually. I watched it when it was new, but I don't remember it that well, to be honest. - Harris Whittles wrote on that show. - Whoa, that guy's brilliant. - He's spouting down Parks and Rec. - Wow, I think he wrote a book too. - Yeah. - He invented the term Humble Bragg. - Really? - He invented that term, the Humble Bragg. - Damn. - Yeah. - You said you started 5VZ pieces and are you gonna go back to it or are you just done with it? - I will, you're talking me into it, huh? - You gotta go back. - I think it's a climber scene alone. - It's a classic scene. - Oh, did you not make it to the diner scene? - No, I made it look good. - Oh! - That's the whole thing. - The diner scene's classic. - That's crazy, that's like walking out of some about Mary before the jizz in the hair. - Yeah, I never walk out of that one. - Dude, 5VZ pieces, you gotta go back. What, you watched something else too, didn't you? What was the other one? - Do the right thing. - That's classic. - I tried to watch Bound, no one's got it. I tried it on Plex, I couldn't find it. - Dude. - I tried it on. - You gotta watch Bound. - It was on Prime, it was $3.99. So I bailed. - Oh, come on. - Drop the $3.99, it's worth it. - All right, all right, all right. - It's a fucking great neo-noir. - Okay, $4.99. - A buddy who's a director, he told you to see it. - He was raving, both of you were raving. - Well Kowski's did it before the Matrix. - Yeah, that's a good son. I love Gina Koshan. - Oh, man, man, man, man, man. That's a great flak. - All right, all right. Highly, highly wrecked that one. If you want a fun, fun movie. - All right, how about this guy? Last peve. You ready? Okay. Last peve. The guy, you're in a group, maybe four or five people, everybody's cracking jokes, having a good time, and the guy who makes a joke in the middle of all the jokes, not the best joke, but everybody keeps going, and then he keeps repeating it, making sure you heard. Even though we all heard it the first time, we just chose to quietly move on, but he's still hammering it. - You think it would, what he wanted. - He didn't get what he wanted, so he keeps repeating it. - You can't recycle new material. - I mean, no, it's because if it didn't hit, it didn't hit, except it move on. - That's the thing, you got to assume it was heard. - Yeah, yeah, so now it's bombed four times instead of one. So, I'm trying to think of an example of what it was, but it was, you know, it was a green room full of comics, and the guy was just saying the same line over and over. - But I gotta pee for you though, on top of that. - All right. - Is when you do that, and then you don't repeat it, and no one actually heard it, and then someone else says the same thing again later, and they get the laugh. - Oh, that's the yes, that's the- - The hijacking. - The hijacked joke, the hijacked joke. - The hijacked joke. - Yes, yes. - That's a fucking, so that's a peeve on your pee, but you're right, you gotta just take the L. - You can't go, I just said that. - Yeah. - That's a bad lie. - I want credit. - Yeah, yeah, but the words when they really blow the guy, they're like, oh shit, that's the fucking line of the night. You're like, oh no, that was fine. I can play the tape, review the tape. Yeah, that's tough. - See if I have any other peeves, I think I do. I'm peaving up a storm lately. Oh, here's a fucking other girlfriend, Peeve. And it's like, indecisiveness is the really the peeve, but it's like, she was gonna cook for me, which is very nice, but she can't decide on what it's gonna be, and you and I are in the middle of like having a panic freak out, 'cause we're on the phone, we're going back and forth, 'cause of the director dropping out of our thing, and we're figuring out who's the next one, and we're talking about the meetings, and we're kinda going back and forth, and we're being our own indecisive, but it's over a big thing. - Sure. - She asked me 42 times, chicken or fish, and I go, it doesn't matter. She goes, well, the chicken, this is the positive, the chicken was like, either way, I'm happy with whatever you make. And she goes, the fish, it might be a little healthier, it's white fish, it's full of protein. I'm just like, honestly, it doesn't matter. I can even order it in whatever you want. She goes, but I want to make you something, okay. And then I'm like-- - Very nice. - Very nice, but I'm also like, she goes, chicken at 40th time, she goes, so Bronzino, or like a corn, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Whatever you make is fucking fantastic. - That's just got a black eye. - The worst on top of that piece. - No, I'm an asshole, this is the worst part. - I know, I know. I'm just trying to cook for you, I'd you yell at me, you know? Well, on top of that is when you go, the chicken, and they go, yeah, the chicken wouldn't be good, but the fish don't ask me, you wouldn't even need me. - You don't need me. - I just choose, I literally just choose, you choose. I'm so happy you're cooking. - I know, I know, that's annoying, that's a peeve. - Anyway, she made me steak, and she moved out. Yeah, I hate to, I might have used this pee before, but now we're peaving on top of peeve, and I'm on a peeve roll here. The, when you make the plans, or you figure something out, so you do all the dirty work, I got the tickets, I got us the Uber, I got us parking, and they go, this Uber sucks, why'd you get this Uber? Oh man, oh, you got us, these tickets, we're at roast 70, oh, that's kind of she, this park garage, you, why'd you pick it, I'm like, you didn't do anything. - I know. - I don't know where, and now I'm getting punished for doing the legwork. - I did the itinerary, and you can play, oh, I'm the same way, dude, I, 'cause I'm the same way, I'm a little bit of a control freak with this stuff, I like to plan everything. - Yeah. - Just 'cause I wanna make sure everything's good. - Sure. - But then you make one misstep, that's all you hear about. - And it's your fault, everything's your fault. - Yeah. - So that one sucks, I gotta go, one last thing, I tell you, I wrote 'em down, it's your fault. - I might have a couple more, I'm peeping up a storm too. - I'm getting a little annoyed with the you gotta do, you know, the guy goes, you ever do a, you ever do chiropractor? I'm like, nah, I never did a chiropractor. You gotta do a chiropractor. - And by the way, that's not what you gotta do. - Oh really? - That could go south. - Really? - I mean, chiropractor, it's not like, a fucking doctor's hate chiropractor. - Really? - I do acupuncture. - Yeah, it's different. - Okay. - It's the cracking they don't like. - Whoa, acupuncture's ancient Chinese medicine. That's fucking like needles, it's like deeper than a massage. I think an acupuncture could be really good, but-- - Do you feel better after? - I feel way better. - Oh, all right, all right. - Yeah, I don't do it a ton, I just don't have a lot of time to do it, but like, yeah, a good acupuncturist. That's-- A needle in your forehead feels like-- - Try one right here, buddy. It'll really turn things up, do it under a bridge. - Yeah, we'll be like, this needle in your knee is for harmony, this is for-- - Well, that sounds weird, that shit. - Corrections and all that. I'm like, what do we do in here? You're telling me there's a thing right here? I see a needle in the forehead. I'm like, this is crazy. - Yeah, but it really, it can really help. - Okay. - I mean, doctors recommend acupuncture. These are crazy, I can't watch a dog get cracked. This is weird, but-- - He just breaks his neck. - I know, it feels like it, but-- - I've gotten chiropractor words help, but I'm scared to do it for sure. - Oh, really? - The cracking scares me, yeah. - I did it once. Bert, you know, Bert has to go all out on these tours. He gets like, he had a haircut lady. He had a chiropractor. He had like, a guy making snowballs. Nice rump. But he got a chiropractor and I had a crazy neck prick from a long flight to Phoenix. And my neck was killing me. And I said, fuck it, man, hit me. I was a little nervous. And he's like, oh my god, he's feeling my neck. He's like, this is crazy. How often you fly every weekend? He goes, I can tell. Your neck is fucked up. And I was like, oh shit. And he went, hold on one second. And it felt, I felt like a child again. I feel great. - Yeah, it can help, but I do, I worry that they're fucking something, like they'll give you temporary relief and they're fucking something up with what I worry about. But yeah, I've done it, like, same with you. It's like the travel will fuck you sometimes. And I've had problems. I remember doing a cone under something back in the day and the guy completely saved me. - Well. - Shout out to Dr. Cole and Studio City, I think. Save the day. - Now a good massage. I feel guilty getting him, but when you get a good massage, that is the best thing in the world. - Two things that are really good about him is, one is, I just feel like I can think. - Oh yeah. - My mind is clear, 'cause I'm not thinking about anything. - Not your phone. - Yeah, but also, yeah, I mean, you just realize how fucked up your body is from there, as you get older and stuff, and I don't stretch enough. I went to yoga with, from Liz from the comedy seller over the weekend, and I left, like, I feel so fucking good. So I just don't, as an adult, you just, we got a stretch, man. - I know. - We're tight. - I know, boy, yeah, it's bad. Sometimes I'm banging the way, but I'm like, I could never do any of this shit I'm doing with her legs. If you did this shit with my legs, that I'm doing with her legs, - You would need her. - I would, I would break. - I'd be in the hospital. - Yeah. - I'm like flipping this, and she's pregnant. I'm flipping that up, flipping this around, and she's, I think women are built different though. They're, they're biologically shaped, so you can penetrate them. - Oh, totally. - Yeah. - Oh, I know. - Maybe she's getting a full body workout. - Oh, that, you're sticking in daggers? He's bouncing around, she's falling everywhere. - He thinks he's a co-decker. - Yeah, but he fist-bucked my dick, I don't know. - But yeah, yeah, it's, it's weird, but I think women physically are more limber. They gotta be. - Oh, of course. - Okay, okay. - Totally. - Yeah, you see the shit women do in the, I mean, that's why those classes are usually women, but I see a lot, I was there on Saturday with Liz, there's a lot of dudes in there. I was the only one to cut my shirt on, but I mean, (laughs) some of these dudes, I'm like keep the shirt on. - Yeah, yeah, those dudes are chiseled. - Chiseled. - Yeah, they look fucked up. - Some are not though. - Okay. - There's like a type of dude that does yoga that I'm like, this is all you do. - Yeah. - You gotta do something else too. - That's true, they got the skinny fat. - Oh, it's weird looking. - Yeah, yeah. You'd almost rather be a fat guy. - Yeah, it's even more fun. - Then yeah, then like the doughy skinny guy. - There's no fun to mean to, although, I guess you could fix that a little more easily, who knows, I don't know. - That's true, that's true. - But that was a bit kind of a greater thing. He would always be like, your skinny fat, skinny fat. - To who? - To Nate Diaz, who kind of was. - Yeah, but he was a badass. - Oh, I mean, the guy's a fight machine. - I don't wanna-- - I don't wanna fuck with that dude.
Ali Nathias. I'm at a fun. He's like a fun type of crazy. Yeah, completely. What's the high school with guys like that? What was he like when you met him? Scary, like super nice, but like, you just didn't want to cross them. You know, you're like, he's like, "Hey, man." He's like, "Hey, how are you?" And he's like, "I'm all on you." And you're like, "Huh, huh, huh." You just. Did he know you were comedy? A little. But I, you know, I say fucked up shit to any actor. Him, I didn't say a fucking word. I kept it straight down the middle. I said, "Yes, sir." No, sir. You're holding a fart? Yeah, exactly. I would not fart on that guy. Um, yeah, wow. It is funny because like, it's just a classic example of like, "Yeah, you don't fuck with anybody because you don't know." You don't know. You don't know who could fuck you the hell up and you don't know who would want to. Yeah, that's cool, but basketball is kind of like this. So is hockey, sports where you don't need to be huge to be good. Like, brunts and what, six, two, amazing basketball player. Like, every UFC guy, not everyone. But most of them look like regular guys. Like, they're, they're fit. But they're not like, blah. And then sometimes being the biggest dude doesn't actually translate. Like, Kimbo Slice, you know. Totally. It's a great street fighter, but you gotta be kind of technical on those things. Yes, yes, exactly, exactly. Hockey, you can see a hockey player on the street. You wouldn't even know it. Veter played hockey. There you go. Patrick Kane, he's a short hockey player. Like, there's hockey players who are not huge. Yeah, what's that guy? Jack Hughes? They won the Olympics. Oh, man. He's like a little twinkie guy. He's a cute guy. I was told Jack Hughes. I'm gonna say 5, 8, 5, 9. Really? If I had to guess, look how cute. 5, 11, okay. It's all I thought. But yeah, but it makes sense for hockey, like, low center of gravity. A lot of it's about balance and makes sense. Yeah. It's about like fucking speed with the head a lot of the two, but finesse, you don't have to be that big, I guess. He was banging a tape and a crate. He just broke up. All right, page six. (laughing) Yeah, the old Segura. He's a, he's going off. I mean, what a year that guy had men. He's fucking USA, baby. I know men and women. I know. What a fucking run. Hell yeah, love it. Love to see it. Now, the hockey, the women's hockey, they're not dealing with all this hoopla. What do you mean? Well, I feel like the WNBA is all this drama drama. You don't see the Lady Hockey team at this. Well, there's no Lady NHL. There isn't? I don't think there is. I guess you're right. I mean, it's just the national team. C-W-H-L. Oh, Canadian women, talk to you later. Oh, good. I didn't even want to see the paycheck for that. (laughing) They pay you to play. Yeah, right. Oh, that shit. That's fucking, yeah. I was looking up like what men made in the, like 60s, 70s in the NBA. And if you adjust for inflation, it's like basically what women get paid for the WNBA now. Interesting. But it isn't new or league. But yeah, I mean, it's way less. You know, it makes less than all the women. Bowling. Yeah. Bowling men make less than any lady sport in history. Except for maybe cheerleaders. The average professional baller between 40 and is it? 55. Yeah, I mean. Wow. But you get to make a living as a baller. That's pretty cool. That's true. Elites get 150. That's crazy. Damn. 150 to 450. Okay, okay. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. But you don't get the ladies. I bet you know, I think if you're really good at anything, you can impress the ladies. Think women are impressed by just like, like if you're like really disciplined at something. Yeah, gamers get laid. Those gamer guys are millionaires. I don't know. It's so weird to be like, baby, sit here for a second. I know, I know. But yeah, these guys, these Asian kids, they sit in an office chair with a headset on, just kick an ass. Do you see the money they make on those Twitch streams? Oh, no. It's like, oh, they're making bank, dude. Damn, eSports average salary. What do you got? Hit me, baby. What, 38? To play video games? I guess that's not bad. I think that's gonna be the next big thing. What, video games? Yeah, like the, we're gonna watch the Super Bowl of video game people. That's gonna happen. I feel like it's happening. Mateo, lame, my neighbor's always like, come down on my Twitch stream. He does Fortnite and people just watch him play video games and bullshit and he gets paid for it. Wow, what a time to be alive. Sure, we got homeless and fentanyl and culture war and all this shit. But get paid to play video games. What a cut. It is crazy. Your parents would yell at you is like, that's not gonna take you anywhere. And now it's like, it could have. That's true. If you believed in me, mom. That's true. Yeah, wow. Yeah, video games were a nuisance. I'm not a big game. I just feel like it's, I don't feel good after it. Like if I watch a movie, I can at least I kind of sit and think about it. But I agree. But I love like NBA 2K when I was a kid and I love the, and like obviously N64 when we were kids, that was fucking amazing. That was great. But I just feel like if I open that door, it's gonna fuck up my life. It's like a drug. It's, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be on it for like eight hours. I'm gonna wake up the next day like, fuck, I neglected all this shit I needed to do. Exactly. 'Cause you get into that, that call of duty, halo shit, that you could do nine hours on that stuff. Oh, it's so fun. I remember when LA Nore came out, I was like, this game was made for me. I get to cross examine suspects of the preference. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't remember that game. LA Nore. I was just fucking sick. I forgot. It was awesome though. Wow. It was like LA confidential as it was. It was so cool. Never heard of this game. Dude, it could've ruined my life if I let it. Ha ha ha. I mean, it's a, it's a drug. It really is a form of drugs. Like it's, oh shit, I just spent the whole day on Molly. At least the co-op shit, at least like for kids are like, they're being social and stuff. Sure, sure. But that's true. I mean, they're calling each other the worst things on the planet. But yeah. But yeah. I mean, I remember as a kid though, you'd have like one of the friends you go to the place and everyone would play like Smash Brothers or Mario Kart and whatever. And I was like that. That was fun as shit. That was great. That was gonna get a pizza. And you get your friends together. It's like a thing. But now I feel like it's all made to be isolated. I know. 'Cause that's where they make their money. It's like, well, you own your own system. So that's, that kind of sucks. They've taken that away. Did you have the kid who would throw the controller on the ground? That's the worst. We had that one kid and he would break the controllers and you're like, hey, asshole. Now we all can't pull it. You're a spaz. You're a spaz. Deal with your emotions. Yeah. Same guy who got drunk later and threw his phone on the ground. What were the guy who reset the fucking thing? Oh. You're the guy who flips the monopoly board. Exactly. You're the fucking worst. Exactly. Pull the cord out of the wall, stop them. Piece of shit. No sportsmanship. A rage quit, they call it. Yeah, yeah. Grow up, take a loss. It's a bitch move. Yeah, these people didn't play sports or anything. I'm sure. That'd be funny if a guy rage quit like that in the gamer finals. Yeah. I was just like, fuck this. Rese, that's the one time I'd allow it. Yeah. 'Cause at least that's like your rep and money on the line. Right, right. This is, this is recreational. We're having fun. What are you doing? I guess chess, when you think about it, chess is the original video game. Yeah. It's two guys going at it. But chess for some reason is like, I guess video games require skill though. I was gonna say require, like, you have to kind of, Definitely. But I guess chess is seen as more cerebral. Like it's, you have to kind of see ahead in a way. That's true. That's true. It's also such an ancient game. Right, right. chess is very impressive. I'm impressed by people who are really good at it. Same. I tried and I didn't have the bandwidth. I'm not good at it. You know, I just didn't care enough to go for it. Yeah, I had a friend growing up who was a fucking master at it. He was like ranked first age group number two for a while. And then he became a drug addict. I think those dudes live in their heads. They do. And they just become fucked up. But he would be tweaked out on drugs, hustling dudes in Washington Square Park for money. And then he gave money for more drugs. Whoa, that's amazing, yeah. I mean, I think Bobby Fisher was a real nut. Yeah, I think so. He had some problems. Queens gambit. Oh, yeah. She's hot. It was a fun show. Yeah, the whole thing. I don't know if I fully bought that a woman that hot is good chess. Well, she's too hot. She's too hot. Yeah. That's the story about a guy. They made it a woman. Fun fact. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, it was the time. You know, we wanted to be empowered. It was fun, though. It was a great show. Yeah, I was into it. I was into it. She's always good. She was, remember the, the, the in, not the invite, the, the dinner? I didn't see that one. I heard it's good. It's really good. I gotta see it. It's not dark, but it's good. What the fuck is that called? The menu. The menu. I gotta watch that. Ray Fines. You can't go wrong with Ray Fines. You can't go wrong. That guy brings the eat. Schindler's list. And Bruce. Bruce. The wagon quid show. Oh, yeah. Always good. Scary guy. Oh, yeah. He's an X-Men. Or what is that? Conclave. Conclave. That ending sucked. Really? Oh, he didn't do it. Oh, he didn't do it. Oh, he didn't do it. Oh, he didn't do it. Oh, he didn't do it.
with a guy with a big bull horn and a beret going action. And then a crane comes down and then, you know, somebody throws a script down and goes, I can't work like this, is that gonna be us? - Yeah, you just worry we get a director, he's gonna try to change the tone or change the tone. We have a aesthetic we want to hit. We have like a vibe we want it to be and you just want to make sure they kind of, they work with that and don't overtake it. - Totally, totally. - But yeah, it's why you do interviews. There's definitely a couple of interviews where we were kind of looking at each other like what the fuck's this guy just say? There's a couple of like, what the fuck was it? - Yeah, yeah, we were at that restaurant for a while. - Oh yeah. - You finally were like, okay, I have to go home and-- - Oh, I did the move, I did the move where I just paid. - Oh, that's the rapid up move. I went to the bathroom and I was like, well, I got there. - That was a good move. - But I loved him though, I thought he was awesome. - He was great, very passionate. - Yeah. - But it was just two hours and we just potted all day. - Yeah, yeah, we got, I got shows tonight. - I got a child who's waiting in a waymo. - Yeah. - I gotta get the hell out of here. Yeah, so that was great, but all fun, all part of the process. - Yeah, he made an awesome movie if you guys want to check out called "Bunny on Netflix." - Yeah. - It's an awesome movie. So it's one of the dudes we met with. It's really cool. - Very cool, great stylized. - Ben Jacobson, Most Stark, Stefan, the three of them made this movie together, very cool. - Oh, AJ Nado is always good. - Offer space. - Yeah, I'm not gonna work any more. (laughing) One of the great lines. By the way, Mike Judges is making a new movie. - Is he? - Yeah, with Ben Stiller. - No shit. - I'm supposed to give that away. - Damn. - But all right, we gotta wrap this up here. What are we doing? - Should we plug some dates? - Yeah. - All right, I got the Brea Improv August 21st through 23rd. I got a lot of dates coming up. I got Lisbon, Athens, Budapest, Zagreb, Vienna, Warsaw, Helsinki, Stockholm, Copenhagen, Nashville, in September and San Diego in September. I'm gonna add a couple of dates there. Then we got a bunch of other stuff just added. We got Phoenix in November. We got Pittsburgh, Improv in November. Hilarities in Cleveland in December. Madison, Comedy on State in December. McGubby's joke house in Baltimore area, Maryland, December, and then I just added a ton of shit for the next year, just on sale. Miami Improv, Palm Beach Improv, Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, hidden all over Florida in the winter. Gonna be nice. We got the last stop in Calgary and never done that before. - Great room. - So I booked a, you were a list for Raven about it. Columbus, Ohio at the funny bone, Hartford funny bone, and I had one other one. Oh, Addison Improv, Dallas. So all on sale now, just threw them all out there 'cause I got to build this new fucking hour back up before the special coming very soon. So, look out for that announcement. - Oh, just a quick shout out. Joe DeRosa's special got put on Netflix. - Great special. - Great, I just re-watched a part of it while I was having dinner the other day and I was like, this is fucking good. - He was locked in. - So it was a lot of years of work. - Yeah, I never promised you a rose garden. Joe DeRosa are a good buddy. - Killer stuff. - Some really great stuff. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. - That tolerant, tolerate joke. - Yeah. - The one about the wives working that joke. - Oh, okay, you can hit me. (laughing) - So good. - I'm in Pittsburgh at the Improv. We out of the show Casino Regina. That'll be fun. That's in Saskatchewan. I'm at the lab shop as well in Calgary. Act me in mini app. - Classic. - Denver Comedy works. That's the last one before the movie. Madison Wisconsin, we'll see what happens. This is Charleston musical and Portland Helium and Austin, Texas, a cap city, Atlantic City at the Trapecana Palazzo in Vegas and Win Creek in Bethlehem, Charlotte Comedy Zone and Fox Woods in Connecticut. Thank you, that's enough. - Yeah, and I love you guys. Drink per day at Cat Whiskey. Hopefully this movie happens. We'll see you on the road. - We got an email from someone that is starting a electrolyte packet company and they want to do a bodega cat collab. - Let's figure that out. - Let's share that with you guys. - Yeah, us please. - Okay, Herman wants us to do a shout out real quick. - Oh, shout out to Cobb's Comedy Club for Karen Bodega Whiskey. Mark moved through a ton of that shit. Shout out to Side Splitters. - Side splitters, Houston Improv is doing. - Houston Improv, are they carrying it for good? - I think so, yeah. - Boom. - We're on the, for my weekend, we're doing Manhattan's all weekend, some special, it's for the great American craft. - I love that logo, hopefully new merch coming soon too with that fun little logo. I see everyone at the Comedy Cellar, Comedy Cellar just cruising through cases. - Oh, yeah. - I love that new logo. Yeah, Lortuzi and New York City carrying it. Shout out Strip House, all these cool spots. - New York Comedy Club is pushing in. - New York Comedy Club, that's new. - Yeah, yeah. - Boom, all right. - We're doing table tents. - Love it. - Very nice. - That's fresh, yeah, we just got that info. - Hey, boy, am I tuned up in that photo? - Yeah, that was your wedding, baby. - That's a salacuse, who's the shout out for? - No, he just said, save it, I gotta, I'm working on it. Let me put some bullets together and get them to you this week. It can just be a selfie fit. Okay, sorry. - Should've brought him guys. - Drink some bodega, and we'll see you very soon. - Are you ready? (laughing) ♪ Sunday's the day for my neck and her ♪ ♪ I've had a fever, I can't know the future's close ♪ ♪ I've had a little too much bourbon ♪ ♪ And Norman's talking shit about the fucking post ♪ ♪ And I get down in the same way ♪ ♪ Up on the roof like a cop's comin' ♪ ♪ And they can send you well as feeling dangerous ♪ ♪ I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans ♪ ♪ This woman doesn't look like I remember ♪ ♪ And I get down in the same way ♪ ♪ We might be true ♪
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