Are You Garbage on Phillies Karen, Airplane Etiquette, & Nasty Hotel Stories

What happened at this Philly's game, do y'all know? Bad guess it. Nice. It gives it to the sun. It gives a race whose kid. Yeah, it gives it back to her. Hmm. What's the general thing to do? Nah, fuck this lady. He's all right. Who's she giving the ball to? She keeps it. For herself, yeah. What a fuck. Oh, man, that looks all right. And that looks like every one of my aunts, that is it. Also, is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill? That's some cuckish. Yeah, what are you doing? That's wild. No, he's all me in mind. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day. And I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am. So if you're gonna come over anyway, do you mind grilling? He's like, no, no, I love grilling. This is my love language, the way I communicate my affection for the viewers when I cook that. That's his love language. No, fuck in my life. I'm sorry. We all go to hotels. Probably jerk off in the hotel. Where do you ejaculate? On the way to the room. Wait. One of us does it on the floor. I've heard that a lot. What? What? I can't go. Listen, I'm not condoning it. It makes you want to throw up. I don't think you want to hear where I do it. He puts his underwear back on a lot of times. That's a way worse. I use the cover. Are you? No, don't lie. That's what I'm talking about. I'm telling you. Yeah. In YouTube comments saying, because we look about the same fully. How you been here? How you been here? How you been? What happened to think crushed me? They were just like, how do you sell fats so fast? Yeah. I've been there till. You know what to do? Put yourself next to a guy who's four and a half. You're super here. Yeah, I've got to do good. Are you on the thing, though? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was empty. Bring it up old shit. I was. I was on those. What happened? We had a long talk in the center of the race. No, I was on it. I did good. We went to Ireland to film. We were doing great. Don't great. I was taking that. I wasn't doing anything else. I was doing great. I was on a drug. Are you too fat to make eye contact with me? I don't know. I don't know. Try to sit in here. Put the room. This is not fun. All right. Okay. Do you want to switch with me? I don't know. I'm just saying you need nothing. I don't love to see what it looks like. Because this is. Of course. You want it for directing purposes? Yeah. Yes. Block this thing a little. It might look better. Hey, guys. I'm going to trust you off, Cam. I want to look better. Real bows. Okay. All right. That's better. This is better. Yeah. Hey, come on. You and me, buddy. Hey, podcast is under the table, by the way. You see that? Just get your sit up. And like often. You see your grandma's garage, all right? We're doing a broadcast here. Fuck it, hey. Big hands is not like not having a table. They give me on the road. I'm always saying, hey, can we do it at the kitchen table with the Airbnb or whatever? And every time. Sanctling, it's a fucking big deal. I don't know. Lighting in the sand. And I'm sitting in the living room. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I fucking nuts at hanging up from bottom of my head. I don't think your nuts at is the thing we're noticing. You believe it or not? It is. That's all I hear. Look at foolies. Moose knuckle. Those balls are huge. And they know it's all balls. They know it's no dick. It's all balls. Big balls, dude. That's important. No, it's not. What? I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I thought she was making real nice. Like that. You know, some girls like that. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying desperately. I feel bad, dude. What? Kill it. You seem uncomfortable. I don't feel bad that you're 400 pounds. That was you. I just feel bad that you seem uncomfortable. This is actually better. It's perfect. I feel great. I tried to give you a hard time. Do you remember that? Years ago? What? I came up to you and I tried to give you a hard time. No, you're fat. What do you want from me? That's all you got. That's all you got. You're fucking bite after this. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God. -What the cheese dog? -Fuckin' bite after this. -Oh, look at him. -Yeah, you caught it. You caught it. -Oh, look at it. -Oh, you call someone else that. -Oh, my God. -That's crazy. -He's got -- -He's got -- -No, you're not perusing it. -When we hugged, and then when you walk by me again, I'd like to have to say, "Oh, he's working out." 'Cause your shoulders look bigger in that sweatshirt. -Hey, thanks, dude. Thanks. I'm trying. Four times a week. Really good after it. Do you want to work out with me? -No, no. I'm gonna make it any -- -Anything's like that. 'Cause I always fall on them. I just sort of -- Is that down? I'm two weeks into, like, a real dose. So we'll see how it goes. I feel better. I'm not eating. I was walking this weekend. -Yeah, that's great. They got a new one coming, too. They got a new one that's even better. -Reddit true tide. -What's it called? -Reddit true tide. I'm all about my peptides now. I'm all up on it, dude. -Wait, that's a peptide? -It's a peptide. So is what you're doing. It's a peptide. -I thought that was a GLB one or something. -That's a peptide. You're on peptides now, dude. -You said BLT. What's your standard? BLT number three. -Oh, my God. -That's not a good show. -Hold the glasses to my head. -There's another British thing in my head. Those bacon sandwiches I keep hearing people talk about. -What is it? -Street bread and bacon. -Exactly. -Yeah, bacon sandwiches. -I've been alone in my six-seven times. I've never seen a fucking bacon sandwich before. It's the wrong part of town. -No, to answer your question about the, I was epic. I did go on it, but I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't like eating the protein that you showed. I wasn't working out. I wasn't walking. I was just letting that work. And it did. But I felt like shit the whole time. -Yeah, yeah. -And then we were going to Ireland to shoot some stuff for Patreon. -You guys have a. -Your Patreon is cooking. -Yeah. -We're up there, baby. -How many patrons you got? I want to ask you about dollars. -15,000. -It's all public. -15,000. -It's public. It's $130,000. -Wow. -That's far. -That is awesome. -Wait, what? -I cut that outfit, I mean, it's $14,000. -What do you guys do on the Patreon that everybody else is missing? -You're like the case study. -We are. -You were. -We studied. You guys had laid the format for us for, you know, to do it. And we kind of, you know, it's so kind of just stupid. 'Cause we're dirt bags at heart, so, like, it was like a very value-based. -Yeah. -It was like, just give everybody, make a $10 level and give them more shit on the $10 level. So, like, 99% of the people are at the $10 level. -Very smart. -Because, like, they would join for the five, and then be like, "Well, there's, you know, I get a whole 'nother show." -And you guys really have really poured into the pot. Like, your tours are together. You are a product. -That's, yes. -The sum of the. We've learned, independently. We are not as good as we are together. The sum of the parts is better than the parts. -Yeah, but you guys still put out your own specials on it. -Oh, yeah. -Just to say, like, yeah, but it's on the same channel. -Yeah, which is great. -But it's also, like, you know, there's a thing where, like, you do this with your friends when you're younger, you know, when you're, like, coming up. -I remember you guys coming up right underneath, like, our class, I guess. -Yeah. -I'm not from Philly together. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah. -I think we took over the village lantern after you guys literally in the same club. -Yeah, the same club shelts, and I came up at you guys. -You guys were, like, yeah, the generation ahead of us. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You would, like, tell store, like, shows, and I gosh, did this. -So we would, like, try, we were trying to dress cool and shit. It was so, like, that was, so we were trying to be you. I remember I came, I got, I had, like, a sweatshirt, where they got leather patch on it, and he's like, what the fuck is that? -I almost had them on right now. I had the polo zip up. -We need you. -Well, you look great now, dude. -Peer sex. -Yeah. -You're married. -Yeah? -What did you guys get married? -Why? -So, listen, you guys keep saying you're garbage. -I don't know what's so garbage about getting married in Hawaii. -Hey, it's garbage, you will all of his money on the wedding, and it was a day before Christmas. I made everybody fly out and ruin Christmas for every night. -And I ran into this guy on the, on the airplane. -Oh, we were on the plane together. -Yeah. -You guys were, you guys had a show out there. -Yeah, we were in Hawaii this same weekend. -Same weekend. -Yeah, because we were invited to the wedding. -No, we guessed it. -There was a last minute invite through on my way. I was like, can't go through or something. -I did. I did throw it up to the boys. -Yeah, yeah. -It was a little star power day, you know? -I said, yeah. -He's like a salty in the boys. I'm like, dude, they're not coming to your room. -I've got a lot of chicks there. I want to look cool. -Racial. -I'm going to do the girl thing. -It's not that serious. -I wasn't going, honestly, but the wedding was the same night as a show. -Yes, it was. -Yeah, it was. -But I got on the plane, and we were talking, we were just, you know, a chit-chatting. And then we got into first class, and then Kippy left. And he was like, yeah, I'm right here. Which one are you in? -I was like, oh, I'm, I'm on front of the plane. -I'm like, I'm on a farther in the back. And then I got all the way to 31st seat. -You're flying first? -Me? -Yeah, too far. -Way flat? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -And then I walked to 34st seat, and then he was like, I was in 1A dog. I was fucking locked up. And then the best part is that I got on the back of the plane, and I was going to text him, like, yo, something, something. And hit me with the details whenever we landed. I saw that he did a show that I do in East Village, and I never paid him. So from the back of the plane-- -Oh, right. -He had a Venmo New Money. -Is that what you're saying there? -With a glance of shit, I'm actually not a PA, but I'm trying to hit a glance. It was about 9 AM. I got a bell's too hard at it, and he-- -I mean, Venmo's, we, like, $12.50, then. -I was like-- -You see him cackling from up front? -I'm so pissed. In the back of the plane, he's like, God damn it. -You should've used it to buy yourself a snack box back there. -I should've, dude. I guess fucking-- -This is actually-- -Send him a bento box. -I'm trying to straighten him out. -Also-- -In honor of you guys asking, what's-- you're here that you decide if a person is garbage or not, or what they're doing is garbage or not, regardless of wealth or regardless of anything. Is this garbage? I will always recline my seat on a plane, and I'm 5'7". -I'm 5'7". -And I will always recline the seat on a plane. -This is a big-- -All the way back, baby. Boom. Oh, as soon as we're in the air, if I can't-- -What about-- -As soon as I remember. -What about a long flight when there's doing dinner service? -Yeah. -Well, now these days-- -They stay pulling up. Hey, sir, you want to chill until-- -These days, it's the lay flat on the long flight. -Okay, so don't worry about it. But if I'm a con, it don't matter. I've flown an economy, I'm laying that bitch back. -Doesn't that-- doesn't it-- -You guys recline people? -I don't even get-- -I don't even get the conversation. -I wait until they do that last check that you have your seat belt on, and then I'm back before we even take off. -You're having to say, "Take off." -You're having to say, "Take off." -This guy's a genius at that hotel. -This guy's unbelievable. Once they do the last check, they never get out of it. -This guy will-- -And so-- >> You'll have the lay flat seat and as soon as they do the last Jackie's laying down, planes taking off, he's laying flat. >> Yeah, that's the back of the school bus shit right there. >> Yeah, you don't have to spit balls going around everybody. >> That's not a racial comment. >> Yeah, of course, that's why it said school bus. >> City bus would have been a part of it. >> It popped into my hands. >> That was the school bus, it's your, you know, the school bus. >> No segregation there. >> But to me, if the plane says you can go by, go back, then you can go back. >> That is the thing, I think it's like when and how to do it, it's like if, you know. >> Yeah, that's why I said, the person in front of you, and this is just the way I operate. I get it, the way I operate, if the person in front of me doesn't do it, I don't do it. If they do it, I might even just fucking bite the bullet and not go back. >> That's the worst. >> Wow. >> You're sitting there. >> You guys, you're good. >> I'm a good person. >> But why, if United Airlines says you're able to go back, why don't you not go back? >> If the person behind me is back, I'm going back. But like, I don't know, what is it matter what they do? >> You're in their space, your head's there. >> That's on United Airlines. >> I want to be the change in the world, you know what I mean that I want. >> That's like I'm not going to. >> I'm not going to. >> I'm not going to. >> I'm not going to. >> Yeah, cancel my flights. Now the wedding was in Seattle, I really didn't want to go because it was so far, so that kind of worked out. >> Yeah. >> But. >> Yeah. >> I mean, that person's watching now, feeling like shit, I love him, it was a six hour flight, and he was my luggage, I was fucked, it was gotten. >> Did you get your luggage back? >> I got a bag, yeah, I got a bag eventually. >> Did you bring it to the house? >> Yeah, that's kind of nice. >> That's kind of nice, man. >> Yeah, I don't mind that, why don't I go to lug that shit under the airport? >> Wait a week, you forget it, you forget it on purpose, and you leave it in the bathroom. >> That's what I'm going to do. >> And Jekstall III, I think my luggage might be there. >> They usually get it to the same day, don't they? >> If they find it. >> I did not get it the same day, but yeah. >> But that's because they probably couldn't find it. >> Yeah, but they just go to the carousel, the flight got canceled on the way. So they lost my bag in the same airport that I dropped it off there. >> Yeah, you never made it out of nowhere. >> That was crazy. >> I almost fucking is here. >> No, I've had that when they cancel it, they just dump everything, like by the street. It's crazy, it's like Juarez, it's fucking nuts. You just like, it's like a man's pile of shit, you're like a longage in Juarez. >> But it's lawless is what I meant. But it's very, I couldn't find, worried about being racist there. >> That's not racial, that's not racial. >> It's more racial than it's lawless, that's not racial stereotyp. There's a lot of luggage in lawless. >> That's not racial stereotyp, I don't want to say it tonight to come after me. >> Okay. >> You can tune me on the phone. >> Okay, so you guys are saying that's, I can, but it's not. >> It's fine. >> I mean, yeah, it's not, you know. >> Have you changed your mind on taking food home from a restaurant? You say that's garbage, I remember from the first episode. >> Yeah. >> And it hurt me because every Indian will always take the food home. It's not, we're not, this is non-negotiable. >> Yeah. I haven't changed my stance on that. >> I see. >> He says garbage to take food back with you after you left the restaurant. >> I don't think you want to take it left the restaurant. >> Have you guys implemented like, like, like, like, I don't really go. >> Also, before I ask this, I do want to just acknowledge I am where, I want to address fancy for you guys. >> Sure. >> And we've never acknowledged it, so now I just look like a lesbian. >> Well, this is how cool you guys are. I just thought that was in style. >> Yeah. >> And what's up? >> Yeah. >> And what's up? >> Yeah. >> And we were going to go get gene shorts in place. >> What is it supposed to do, Tixito shirts, but we couldn't find him. >> We have other garbage out there. >> All of this will be fully- >> He did shoot the dress up. >> I see it again in front of that. >> When I went to the studio and saw the officers though, then I saw you in that place. I was like, man, these guys are really good. >> I was like, all right. >> You want to talk to your cheese, really, hey, leave it wrong. Like, I have that vibe. >> But I wanted to ask, have you guys implemented, like, like, I don't know, an immigrant clause to the garbage matrix? Because there's so much like, what's garbageness? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. >> And I don't know. >> I don't know, I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Yeah. >> That's everybody, that's still in, you know, Irish people, but you know, it fades a little bit as the generations go on, but that's, that would be the leftover thing. >> That's like inherently in, you know, people that struggle to take the food home. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And that takes generations to get out. >> We're taking the food home. >> Yeah, of course, so we do get to that point. But when you have somebody comes in and they say, oh, my mom and aunt let you go to a, oh, you can eat lobster place. And they line their purse with a plastic bag and put lobsters on their table. >> Oh, yeah, different. >> I don't know. >> That's Florida. >> That's Florida. >> That's Florida. >> That's Florida. >> I don't know what to do with that. >> That's so funny. >> Nature and nature is. >> Yeah. >> Shout out to Kim. >> Yeah, shout out. >> Yeah. >> Go, go, go. >> Anybody else have any? >> Do you have any garbage grease from grievances for me? >> Oh. >> Hmm. >> And if we don't have any, because I'm so awesome, we can, we can worry about that later, but. >> I couldn't see that. >> And, listen, the seat back thing, a little rude, all right, and I'm a big dinner service guy on the plane or food service. You can't do that, the tray. And I'm watching catching the camera like right there. >> I think I might account for dinner service. >> Yeah. >> And I think they would push you up if that happened. >> Yeah, probably. >> I don't say that. >> I don't give a shit. >> Other than that, you'd say that. >> That's right. >> He almost, he almost got like a proper fist fight with an old man one. >> Who? >> You did. >> Yeah. >> We were flying out to the west coast. And this guy got in and went back. And he just was like, nope. Like, he just, we were kind of drunk or whatever, you know, we had a couple pops and all. >> We got fucked up all day. >> He was just a fool. >> He's a piece of shit out of you. >> Well, because when they go back on him, it's like. >> Yeah, that's the thing. >> That's the thing. >> That's the one that's flying. >> You know what I mean. >> I'm all fairy. >> Yeah. >> How's that done now, so? >> We can do. >> We fly well together. It's typically like, we sit next to each other. >> No, we don't. >> What do you mean? He ignores the shit out of me. >> Well, like, first of all, we travel. He wants to like sit there and talk like we just met. >> Come and back. >> We do four episodes on. >> Yeah, do you make fun of that? >> Come and back from the road. >> If it's like a Friday or a party, like a Sunday or whatever. I've been on the road for you know, a couple days together. I'm knowing the shit out of him. >> I know. >> The headphones are on. He wants nothing to do. >> I don't even want to sit together. >> Really? >> I don't. We had enough. >> It is a good shutdown time. >> I need some more. >> I'd be wondering if you're like, plug in, do you see? Give me something I can sink my teeth into. I'll be like, show me a meme or something. >> With your girl, you guys have separate seats. And then she's like, so you're going to go talk to them? And I go, for what? >> We stopped trying to switch. And now we're like 95% of the time. We're like, wait, what do you mean? You guys will fly with your ladies separately? >> Well, this is the same. >> Sometimes they'll split our reservation. Or like, for whatever reason, we're in different seats. >> Yeah. >> Or like, I'll have a window. She'll have an aisle. And then she goes, well, are you going to sit in the middle? Or am I going to sit in the middle? >> Wait, hold on. >> Okay. >> Wait, hold on a sec. >> No. >> You guys don't look together? >> I leave my wife a fucking D.S.A. pre-check. Fuck you. Get out of here. >> I'm dead. >> No, I'm dead. >> No, no, no, no. >> No, one there a time here. You got upgraded and your wife didn't. And you didn't give it to it. >> Yeah, we switched. We flip flops. >> Oh, you did. >> You gave it to her? >> We didn't have an half. >> I did. >> You did that? >> I took it. >> I don't believe it. >> I was like, that's funny. >> We were flying back from Greece. I got upgraded. She didn't. I was like, hey, you take it. Sleep as long as you want. Whatever you're done, wake me up. And then we'll do a little flip-flop. >> That's not bad. >> That's not bad. >> She came back and I was chit chat with some lady. And then I ended up talking the whole flight. And I was like, yeah, it's fine. You stepped there. >> Whoa. >> And that was a real mind-fuck. Because she came back. She was like, what are you guys talking about? >> She was active. The lady you were talking to. >> She was like 50. So, yes. >> Okay. >> Yeah, my type. >> Wow. That's dangerous. Like, no, you can. >> Yeah. >> I'd rather talk to this girl name. >> Which I didn't even really clock in my mind. I was like, no, she's telling me a crazy story. Which was the most insane story. >> That's not so much dick. >> You go up there. I'll be back here. >> I was over served. I just was like, you know what? I'm going to stay right here. And it was great. >> Is that really she was getting the drinks? >> Yeah. It was not a crazy talk. >> Wait, hold on. Is a 50-year-old kind of your type? >> Yeah. >> I mean, she was in terrible. She was in terrible. >> All right. >> For 50, she was a solid 50. >> All right. >> I'm with you. >> How do you guys get away? >> I can't. Me and my lady, if we fly for vacation or, you know, to go home or to see her family or something like that. >> I think guys are closing business deals or anything. >> What else would you be flying for? >> Why? >> We only fly for vacation. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> We're not into mergers and act with you. >> This is a little slow right now. >> I have the entire succulent thought to be more attractive. >> Anyway, I can't get away with that would never be allowed. Sitting separately. No, we sit together. That's a whole snack. >> We live together. >> Who sits in the middle, though? >> How long y'all been together? >> Ten years. >> My wife and I, ten years, too. But still, we're like that. If we're in a middle, we'll usually take the two on the left. >> The little two bangers. >> Okay. But if she's three and three, someone's got to sit in the middle. And then now you should go ahead. >> She needs to go ahead. >> We have. We've rolled that dice. I get the aisle or the window. No, there's no three on that side, right? So be in the middle. >> No, you can do three and three. >> Okay. >> Is there someone before? >> If that is what I'm talking about. >> If it's just us who in the row, my wife will give me the window. But then she might lie on me as I'm sleeping or whatever. Because she's five, two or what. >> Yeah. >> She could lie across the three. >> We'll roll the dice on the three and take the two. >> She started taking the window and I'm a little bit like, you don't make enough. >> Here, that is a dirt bag. >> You don't make enough. >> Wait. >> Go to the middle. >> You'll throw it. >> My shoulder, I'm here. Dude, I have such a hard time sleeping. And I'm like, I'm very, I move around a lot. I hate planes. I'm very like restless. So, and plane is the most miserable thing for me. That's why I'll put my seat down. back just praying I can sleep for like a half hour they really screw you in that window seat with your lean-edge towards the window get rid of that kind of There's a fucking ball put something there some padding some wrestling matters I try to put the pillow in that thing. Yeah, yeah, that falls down and they're going to go back and get it Buddy, it's a nightmare. How are you getting it? He doesn't think sometimes he's dropped his phone to four take off and just go fuck that thing's gonna be there till we get to the mind I'll start doing that thing and yeah, I'll just give him a call The worst thing I'll do is one iPod falls that thing goes everywhere The idea where it is sucks. Oh, one air pod. Oh, one air pod is the fucking nightmare Listen to the music with one in like a dick. Yeah, I got open the door I need this yeah, are you still living in New York? Yeah, well part of it. How do you think I am well? He's in P.A. Well, sure It's my summer home. Yeah, I'm locked in, baby. Queens represent something. Yeah, dude even with all the money you haven't come to Manhattan What's wrong with Queens? Queens is a shit nice. I got a nice place. It's just out there. Right? Look at me. I told you to move years ago because I'm bad with money. That's why horrible. He's jammed out. He's so jammed up. He's jammed up with money. I did come here for a small bridge loan. That's all right. What's my appearance being? He is really wonderful. Coming in some of this black raffle money. I see what I'm doing here. Now whatever the mid rolls are this week, I want to what might be. I know how the industry works. Yeah, hey to play. You got a mid roll. You guys just monetize on YouTube. Big man wants his cut. It was your real teeth. Yeah, it's not a son. See, they got cash over here. It's one thing. Showed City with biome teeth. That's the way you know that. Yeah, when she still brings up every couple of weeks. I'm doing serious acting work. That's like, yeah, you look cool. What do you want the years to be fucking awesome? Bad like bucies. Oh, yeah, I'm a big and white. I don't know. The thing is the place that we got now. It still is a little undervalued. It's not a vulnerable war. So it looks over the river towards Manhattan. The building's great. We have the sick upstairs area that there's no way anywhere else we're going to find someone go all of those stairs all the time. Really? I'm loving up there. It's not. It's about jumping every day. Sometimes I do. Just saying railings tonight. I am committed to take it out. No, I'm up to her all the time. I see it. It's my one little sanctuary. Everybody I know with an upstairs or like a patio. True. You know, you guys know rich people. We do it. We do have a grill that we bought. That's why it goes up there at the beginning of the day. We want a grill at the beginning of the summer. Yeah, it'd be great. Here's our family. It was coming. They wanted to cook out up there. Yeah, but isn't that fucking I'm touched at once. Yeah, and you never know what she did. It's too cool to use it nine months out of the year. I got a good garbage thing about grills. Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill? What capacity? Like if you're at some cuck-ass shit, right? That's why on you got to eat what you're going to do. You think that is almost like let's back to. Is this a friend's party or is this a guy you hired to come in? No, this is not your party. I don't know if you're picking up. Okay. You want to keep talking to me. I'm sorry. No, it's all good. I love you. Touchy. Touchy. Touchy. Touchy. Touchy. Touchy. Yeah. Is this somebody you didn't know? Do you hire him? You guys all assume this is me. It's actually not me. It's not him. There's a party. And then you you have a guy that you bought some steaks from and then over. There's a guy you bought some steaks from. Yeah, over time. He's like a guy who works in the industry and then. What the hell's going on? He's a beef guy. He's a beef guy. He's a beef guy. He's a beef guy. Yeah, I get that. Okay. And then you have a store. I don't even know what he does. Honestly, he just works in the meat. He comes over to the party and I notice that the person grilling and doing all the work on the grill is not the person who's home it is or grill is. And it was not the guy who brought the meats is a third party guy. No, no, it was a guy who brought the guy who brought the guy who brought that. He wasn't hired. So he's the meat. He knows his way. He knows his way around meat more than anybody outside. He was hired to cook for the party like a caterer. I know. I know. They're saying it's not. This is Mark Gagnon. Yeah, Mark Gagnon did this at his own house. Look, you were awfully quiet. I just didn't want to lead the witness. I just was going to let all the chips fall. But you want to meet from him. Yeah, exactly. He's saying he's dropping it off. No, he's a homie in mind. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day and he was like, do you have all of his friends do shit for him? And then it doesn't really do much for them, but they're all like in love with them. He's the homie. So if you're going to come over anyway, do you do mind grilling? He's like, no, I love grilling. This is my love language. The way I communicate my affection for people is when I cook meat though. Fuck up. You can tell him to shut up because that's what he said. I would never say that. He says this. I was like, all right, great. I'll just host and get everyone drinks and make sure everyone's having the best time possible. Everyone's getting below. And then you guys just cook meats. And that's what it was. Failed. I'm sorry. I don't know. Did you throw any money or anything at the end? No. I mean, I paid obviously for the meats. Oh, I wish that's comfy. I mean, like I, I, I wouldn't allow that. I'm into it. I'm just saying. I talk to all the time. Are you a griller? You're a good griller? No, but still you got to go to your house. You got to go down with the ship. It's like, hey, everybody's getting beaten up. But this fucking stud ain't coming in here and grilling my fucking, you know, what the fuck? It was great. He was growing. I was upstairs with the baby. I was hanging out, you know, get it. Yeah. I mean, the only reason I've been the youngest because he's vaguely in the meat world. He's a distributor that supplies meats for all the premier restaurants in New York City. Okay. But he's not like cutting the meat. He's just some business man. Yeah. He's a businessman. Yeah. But he knows different than I can't with these in the wrapped like the brown paper. And he knows his way around. He brought an A five friend. Is it kind of perfect? Like, I'm not going to fuck that up. I put that up. What does that mean? You guys wouldn't understand. I'm telling you. It's going to stay. I guess I wouldn't want to fuck that up. Exactly. These are a hundred million dollars a steak. You know, I mean, what? I get them for six. I'll get you a deal. That's not bad. No, I'm listening. How are you going to fuck it up? Becoming a fuck statement. Come on. I'm talking about it. True. I didn't put on a couple of ladies upstairs and I, I don't know. There's no love there. I don't know, man. That's, um, you have somebody come in and cater it. But you want to learn how to do a grill? Yeah. But I mean, he taught me a little bit and I kind of, I always teach him here. That's worse. That's bad. He's got his arms behind. Yeah. You two, dude. You two. I love to learn. I've made a grill in my life. Have you not? I've made a grill. A little. Thank you, saying so. I love to learn. I love to learn. It's fucking my wife. You only flip once. That's the thing. No, I don't know if that's true. I feel like more flips keeps it more moist. This is terror. No, you lose the job. You just get flipped once. Imagine you had to get together. Same scenario, but this is in the kitchen and your wife's friend is cooking all the food in the kitchen. And you're a girl. Isn't doing anything far. That'd be a little weird. Would you be attracted to that girl? Like, maybe I should fuck back off. No, I got it. I got a picture over my mind. That's why famous guys when they fuck the nanny, it's like, what do you think was going to happen? This hot nanny is raising my children, giving them all this love and affection. And she's hot. I don't fuck that girl. But in this case, who's taking care of your son, is a 25 year old body. But it's both. I wouldn't happen if she was Mrs. Delphire. But if she's attracted and I see her, that is like, how does that attraction not happen? Yeah, but in that case, my wife is taking care of the kid. We're upstairs with all the, you know, all of our friends. We're doing our doubles act. You know, you're okay with. So you're okay. You think your wife is okay with this? Put on this wasn't even an outside party where like everybody was making everybody was hanging out and the guy was growing like in the party. Yeah, it was two. There's two levels, but it's outside thing. So he was on one side. We're on the other side. Was he done there by himself? Yeah, his friend. Oh, wow. That makes me worse. What? So he's not even working with everybody. He's isolated. He's working out. Yeah. Yeah. You've made him old. And he didn't have this. This is how he expresses love. He likes to make food for people. You can take it over that freeze. You can take it over and have it. Every time I put his meat in my mouth, I'm just like, wow, that's all I'm thinking. It's how many five and a half. Exactly. I mean, how about this? Tell me this is trash. Someone that listens to the show sends one of us a thousand Hawaiian t-shirts. A thousand? Roughly a thousand. Okay. And then instead of buying shirts for an entire year, you only wear the Hawaiian t-shirts that are free and you wear them every single week. And you just look like a dental hygienist on every Is there something on them? Oh, yeah, there's like a little pattern or pattern someone have hot dogs on them some fish and birds T-shirts, there's a Christmas one of the candy can they're all T-shirts, and they're all different They're all new to the foreted July one There's a bomb are they use t-shirts? Oh, fuck it. Yeah, what is that? It's not classy The Kennedy's aren't doing that. I don't think There's nothing like what's it like a three Hawaiian shirt, and that's all you wear for a year Yeah, it's weird. I wouldn't do it. It's strange. Yeah, it's very true. Who's this? I feel like this is like this weird Who's this? It's like a whack-a-mole Now I can picture them I want a couple on your box down. Yeah, I know now. I know them You know he didn't buy those. They were given to him. Yeah, well, I'm not wearing them We're in Miami for three months, but then we move back to New York That's an AI that's also not a You got to get your thyroid checkers. I'm sure eyes are fucked up there. Oh bring that back Somebody who's got bad eyes. That's a lot. Someone is selling tickets on your behalf using AI You know, that's crazy I mean, what that looks like evil ocar if I mean honestly if you buy these tickets, you deserve to have your money stolen If you think that's me, you're not a fan. That's not that for all for you He's got a shirt right at least it's kind of fired though that I didn't know I was at that point where they were making fake You're not there I'm there, but it's a second. It's like a third party say nice don't buy from third party side Yeah, never buy from third party side my website, but that's cool. That's a nice little thing Yeah, it's not even doing it. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. It's funny that AI you type in Akash thing on stage and they're like Hawaiian And AI is good. Can I see one of them though? Is it this is an actual t-shirt? That was it was right It was Bob Ross painting on one of his things. So that's not a shirt on it No, Hawaiian shirt a white shirt a white shirt, but you should a white t-shirt. That's a federal in the Asian it was a Hawaiian shirt button down collar I mean shorts. I'm a Hawaiian guy. Hawaiian guy rocket, baby. I can do it Couple fat ladies Let them breathe. Oh, you guys are fairly people right? Can we ask you about did you guys see what happened at this philly's game But y'all know I don't know and the ball Yeah, I have I'm torn on all sides. I have no one really looks good. I didn't see in this but everybody is just a talk of Twitter Let's see All right, let's watch this clip First off dinger It's a big blast by the fills though. Okay. She already doing fine Little dinger bad gets it nice gives it to the sun gives a rate to his kid. Congrats. It's his birthday I believe or around his birthday Oh dude did that that hand motion is that we see He's from Jersey. He ain't from Philly No dude from the Northeast gets touched up in those lists Yeah, he gives it back to her Where's the gentleman thing to do? I don't know man This lady, he's already proven who she's giving the bull to she keeps it herself. Yeah, what a bitch dude sure Yeah, no, that's crazy. That sucks because I think it hit her hand on the fly and then you can't catch If you give it's off the ground it's off the ground especially if it goes to a kid. It's kind of end with a kid Yes, so it doesn't matter who then gets it if as long as it keeps you can't catch. Yeah, that's what you Doesn't have it at all. Yeah, it's all it's in the row in front of her. Yeah, it hits the seat I don't even know she gets a hand on it Oh man that looked like every one of my aunts that is I still wait every time they're like Philly Karen goes nuts. I'm like mother And I see the hair cut him like that. Let me get it. Let me get eyes on the face I want to talk to a manager. Fuck him haircut. That's crazy. He's at the macaroni grill screaming. Oh god, buddy. That's crazy That was yours Who the fuck would actually just write a child What a fucking bitch Then she so there's another angle I was studying this like the fucking Kennedy There's another angle where she's then another guy is like really like after she gets to the ball She goes back to where she was sitting. Yeah She gets into it again with another person over this one guy's like are you fucking Seriously? And then she starts screaming at a guy like a few rows over who was like wasn't part of it Has people always been like this? Yeah? Has it gotten worse? No, it has gotten worse and this is just shows you how worse we're getting that this is not Holy fuck And he's kids with a jet TPD No, listen, it's getting worse that like that's where we're at now where where adults are arguing and fighting like children over a fucking baseball There's there's men and women taking baseballs away from little kids That's who's it for you fucking losers. Yeah, you don't need a fucking baseball all right from from a home run whatever Not get the fuck off that's for kids Everyone in those baseball should be handed to a child if you catch it. Yeah, you don't fucking keep it hard She is filling yeah, like that Polish kind of yet to had it or the fucking the kids hand down I kind of did you see his apology? He doubles down He doubles down as like fucking doggy dog world out there That's real Eastern European shit like you think this is gonna Kid that's a fucking loser movement. I'm not, no, I'm listening But it's also good life lessons. Yeah, don't let it but it's life ain't fair. You know what? This kind of look me that is a good life lesson That's crazy. The double that is I feel like in 30 years that kids holding the sword to that guy's throat taking the head out of his hand Hey, you should have killed me when you have your chance That means you learn the lesson great. He got it. Hey, hey, if you grow up and kill that guy That's the last the world in Indiana Jones Indiana Jones last crusade. That's how it started. He's already You lost today kid, but you don't have to like it How do we feel about the doxing though like when that's what I get that's but hold on like the recent incident at the tennis match Has caused a disproportionate online uproar I did it quickly because I've always said it's again. That's wack too You weren't first you weren't first to get there you were not you just stole it That's not first there in chin-up hats off less venom we're sportsmanship For the child he's like hey, you know I love the game I'm back home. I'm back home. I thought it was a It's just so be it up. What the fuck stop you a little bitch get back out there. Hey, don't hit the player hit the game Fuck you later. Bye Yeah, as a general you shouldn't dox anybody, but I'm I'm not mad at it Oh, I need nobody like the white stuff I'll be in the head, but get that back to the kid. Yeah everyone just in this fucking Dream state. There is something that's like right that doesn't like a grown man, right? Yeah looks pretty tough Do like and like he's like oh this guy. He goes back to being a child of wanting to hat like that I love the Eagles. I love the like I don't know who the fuck it is. That would never be fighting for like yeah I'll fucking wrist band from somebody you're like that. I could never put myself I could see Samper's the jokers to be somebody who the fuck that guy. That's true. Who is that guy? I'm sure he's famous. I'm on tennis I don't even know. Do you know the player was? No, I don't know. I was at the US open quite a few times I saw that you really the fucking you really live the life out there. I like tennis He's really leading the tennis, you know, I don't know when it happened. I tried to get him to be cool And he literally laughed at me. He laughed in my face. Yeah, and it was I was like it's the best time to watch any sport this tennis moment right now It's a real pussy sport until he started playing and then it's the best sport in the world. That's great. Does this change anything at all? It's a Polish Tennis player. Yeah, so they're both Polish who cares. Yeah, this is a guy actually seven years old. That's all the man The CEO by a fucking hat. Why don't you hire that guy to come and fucking cook your steaks at your fucking life? I think he says like I did him. I'm upset that my dad gave that back. It's like you look like the biggest pussy. I get that it's like a life lesson of like, Hey, take the high road like, you know, that that person's clearly fucking unstable and I the clip I saw. Yeah, this which like buddy get one of the flavor and producer You guys got enough fucking people working here. Someone go help the kid out and apparently his statement was like I wish my dad kept it. I don't know how to eat through and through They're that kid is silly. Yeah, I wasn't very there it is. What would it take for your family to get on the fucking news like that? We do you have to be I remember the one time my uncle pulled out a video camera at a family party in like the early 90s Dude they might family turn it into the Columbus Yeah, no, we're not on camera people. This is the same shit. They don't think I'm gay because I podcast Because I podcast and drink Starbucks like you know, where he gets his cold feet Dunkin' her while off family This is just another symptom of why people my adults are stealing baseballs and hats from each other It's just that it just keeps going attention. Yeah, you know what the fuck man stop. We can't land Fully this guy's class throwing through to be honest with you and every one of these He's like indignant about the lack of morality I do when it comes when it comes to that's what you know sports little kids You're taking a fucking bitch I got you guys are the worst human beings and that's insane. That's come on I do it. I used to kind of agree with it, but it's sports fans. We were raised in it So I'm like that's it is what it is your great people and when it's not come to sport when it comes to sports You're the biggest bags of shit ever and I hate that you Maybe the best organization in football right now really charge me because you don't deserve it You don't deserve to get about you don't fucking things. I don't know enough about sports Why do people hate Chili fans fill it out the way I like the cowboys and shit like that I don't have a cowboys, but this is the only stadium that has a jail that was old That was back in the morning. They don't have that That was like 40 They put batteries in batteries inside of snowballs and then throw them at players. That was the 70s He's been first he's been on the ground and I didn't like the cowboys. He's been on the ground You know I spit on his face and you know he stepped up and spit made eye contact with him spit and then last I spit on that ground. Yo don't even try this didn't you worry about it, but this is listen I don't agree with it, but this is very That is a very it's like if you if you cross the line, you will get got he crossed the line and then he got spit on I'm not saying it's right, but that is that is an eye for that is I for I don't know what do you look at him like yeah, what's up pussy was you just say hey no, you left Are you kidding me then fight him don't spit on him? Well that that lead first typically That leads to a fight still nah, I spit on the ground dude and spit at him at all That's what you said that's all that happened right at him and then looks at him and he's off now and he's racially motivated I'm saying go birds on this one gay bears Yeah, no the fans are It's gotten way better like if you're like you every one of you guys eatin horse shit when you after you won the celebration Sorry, we can't be a wimbledon This has a horse yet on broad street. What's his we see everybody seemed to that and Mentality and fully apologizes I've been to many a celebration so like you know, I try to watch the any championship game I try to go back to Philly to watch it the mom get it. I'm older now, but they don't do it But like if you win there is this like dirt bag homing device in you that just dragged you out of whatever neighborhood You're in down to city hall and that's where it all that's where it all is. I've never done this From the suburbs the walk is too far You know what it is because we went to the NFC championship game last year And then we got out of there was a man house. You couldn't get an Uber out of there to get back to our hotel in center city We had a walk out. We had a walk down into the subway take to subway. This is the story He's gonna make it sound like a 50 hours long. This subway was like 10 years away with brutal old somebody by the way Upgrade that thing. It's not that bad. Where I spent a lot of time in Philly because my wife is from there. Okay, so I've written the subway Okay, she went to she lived in West Philly for a little bit. Yeah, and then we Say what? Go try to do it now, fatty. See how you're fucking feel That's just in me. It's good fun. There's nothing wrong with this That's a championship for us. Yeah, which I respect your right to do they haven't been to the conference finals in 30 years or whatever I respect And the next are the only team here. We're not like a giant. I don't mean. Yeah, enjoy yourself. No, no I'm saying down the subaro's next to the fucking Madison's world. I don't care the thing with Philly people I thought winning that first shoe will would like calm you down. It hasn't you're somehow worse now we're active They're not worse. Yeah. No, uh listen. This is going to die last year. All right people die every fucking day What are you going to do? We're celebrating they jumped off of a pole. That's a sin. He was trying to be Yeah, you know what I do respect. There's a video of a burning building. This is the year after they won the Super Bowl Maybe we said to hold on. I don't know. Hold on. No, this is actually I complimented it was it was a year or two after the Eagles won the Super Bowl And they were not playing well and this wide receiver had kept dropping passes. They was no And then this buildings on fire and they're throwing babies out of the building and the guys catching them to save the baby's lives In the news interview he goes yeah, I caught the babies. I'm not like Aguilar or what In the fucking I just saved six babies in like Aguilar. Yeah, I'm like Aguilar. I caught it He's still making about the eagle. It's unbelievable how much they revolve around sports. It's crazy That's all they had this guy. Yeah, that guy's awesome. Yeah, this is a fucking local hero He's now this was I was like this is actually cool that in this moment you still care enough about sports to shit on the Eagles What did he say and the system people down my man just throw on babies out the window. We was catching them unlike Aguilar That's a hating motherfucker. I know where he is. He wasn't going to be far away did not come up. He was there for sure Also, I think he said chucking babies You know what I mean like oh, we were you know you had to drop them down. He's winning them The video's fucking crazy really just throwing babies these catching Buildings on fire. There's like what else can you do? It's like an incredible thing. This guy does and he still is like I like Aguilar They cannot be from Philly. Yeah, no, it's very yeah to Philly guys were always going to be from Philly. There's no identity As uncheckable those I've been to most of those all but the last one those celebrations from when the Philly's one Back in what was that oh eight or nine or whatever that was We've I've always ran down and like They've been one of those guys and the cops are that it is pretty like it for it's 95 percent chill Yeah, I feel like an hour to it does get a little like it to get something else out in your lives I've got some weddings. I sort of got them into weddings The Eagles fight songs at the wedding. Yeah I've been to weddings where the flood they paid to have swoop come in for 10 minutes The the mascot and everybody stays and takes pictures with them It's like a thousand bucks They stand like a super bowl. We only tell you They're funny fanatic married my cousins I look I was in Dallas during the 90s. We were never this into we were never there's no fight song Yeah, they're not that they were good Yeah, but like Philly You know for the longest time sportswise like didn't have much to see they have bride surprises room with swoop at the Eagles mascot um We've looked into retinum we for stuff. He's around the Cowboys mascot is why we hated it in Alice Yeah, cuz he stinks. He's a bork. Yeah, he's a dork, but swoop is not a great man dude. Yeah, there's also like different levels of swoop I think like you can get like the official one or like To grand and then for like five honored like his lazy guzzled People in Philadelphia are very very passionate about their sports these man. Yeah, I know that's it's too It's too much you guys act like it's a normal degree. That's what I'm saying This is this is I realize in Dallas. He was a little different that maybe a life with nothing to lose goes a little further Yeah, I'm talking about throwing a perk of doodle in there, you know Couple vodka Rebels I knew this is what this is where the garbageness. I think Philly is maybe the most and I actually think it's a very underrated city I do. I love it. I love it. But it is there is a garbage dn and built into the dna Oh, Philadelphia. It's like a garbage element that they cannot shake. There's a so there's a you could say babies from a burning building And still be a little bit garbage while you do it. Sure. When they played they were in the playoffs and what I'm from the verbs though. I'm like they're chilling. We're talking about they were also within the verbs But uh 2005 I think they were in the they they play the Super Bowls in 2005. They lost And my cousin went down and that's what things get ugly. They were interviewing him. He was in Tampa Bay And I think that's where it was they were interviewing him and he's got a big fucking big black guy being not on the side and like the channel six news is interviewing him and they're like, uh, what happened to you? You know, he's tailgating a little too early or so. It's like three days before This is like flying. He got down. He got to town. Got in some sort of clear fist fight. Yeah, and uh, he Ends up on the news and they're like, well, you know, and he's like they're like, uh, you know, what happened to you? He's like, you should see her and I was >> You know, you know. So, you know, so many shows of the thing. And he's like, you guys see me on it? It's making the rounds and so it was loud. It's like, yeah, that is like the most. >> That's the most fun. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> It's called tasteless. >> Well, okay. >> You should see her and everyone, my all my answer, like, hey, my god, he's a mess. He's sober now. He's doing good. >> But then that's what makes you guys the guys to do. Are you garbage? >> Just fill it off and it's through and through. You know garbage. >> It's sure. >> It's through up around it. >> It's, yeah. But to go back to the sports, it wasn't in just trashy. >> Just trashy. >> I didn't realize it was in Dallas. We went to a game, went to an Eagles game. It was like a Monday night. It was a couple of years ago. >> Yeah, I remember the stadium. >> I think the Cowboys actually won this game. >> They did, because we -- >> Oh, Dallas, that's right. >> It was after Austin, I think. >> Yeah, we're not from Atlanta. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Right from the comedy festival we drove up. And I think you had a Philly's hat on. That was like the most branded, like, fill it off yourself as a Philly's hat. And, man, they were just like giving us just like, you know, you stink. And I'm like -- >> It was adorable. >> It was so sweet. I'm like -- >> It was adorable. >> It was so sweet. I'm like, this is like -- >> It's like the four-year-olds do. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, I was ready to fight my way out of here, but they were all just like -- >> Bro, do you see the guy that stands outside of arenas and fights people wearing the opposite teams gear? >> I see the guy. He's like a young kid. >> Yeah. >> And he's a couple of those guys. >> He just goes to like arenas and stadiums out of around the country wearing the opposing teams gear and just talks shit to people and tries to start fights. And it's unbelievably entertaining. >> I like that guy and I like that guy who fights his followers until he reaches a million or whatever. >> That guy. >> He just fights his followers. He's like, hey, what's up? I remember I found that he had like 3,000 followers and then like -- he just now he's like fighting influencers at this point. He goes around the world and just fights people. >> No. >> He's like fifth one. He's like, they full blown fight. And his fifth one, he's like, what's up? I'm headed to fight my old boss Randy. >> No. >> He's a British guy. >> He never seen it. >> No. >> He just fights. >> They just are wailing on each other. >> He did work for like the Eiffel Tower. >> Yeah. Now he goes, he did like -- >> Is he getting better at fire meds? >> Yeah, they just throw hammakers. >> Yeah. >> All right, I have to piss while he watches. I'm sorry. >> All right, that's my pants. >> All right. >> Small bladder dude. >> All the old time. >> He's got a chariot. >> Oh, that's good. >> Apparently he's broke. >> I mean, yeah. >> Yeah, I know. >> It's like Egypt to fight a guy for free. >> This doesn't feel like trustful in kids. >> No. >> But he's just like, yeah, I don't have any money. He's trying to move. He was like, couldn't pay rent or something like that. He fucks this guy up. >> Dude, imagine humping all the way out there. >> You just need your ass kicked. >> Fuck that. >> I think we're pretty good. >> Yeah, they dab of every time. >> Yeah. >> It's all like chill. >> Famous landmarks around the world. >> Yeah. >> Kind of great. >> Kind of fire. >> That's good content. >> Yeah. >> Garbage stuff. >> You're the garbage judges. >> Sure. >> You guys have garbage court? >> Each episode would be that kind of-- >> Okay, perfect. >> Okay. >> I like that. Cut that. >> Yeah. >> We'll keep coming this fall. >> We might be four. >> Alright, so I am trying to organize a dinner with a bunch of comics from India. One comic is with a friend of mine. I don't know this person personally. But I'm like, I would like for them to come. Let's just build a little community of brown comics from here and India, like whatever. >> Okay. >> Hard. I'm trying to get a reservation. You are going to Friday night to decide. So I'm like, how many people are there? So I tell my friend, I say, hey, ask that person if they want to come. And they say, maybe. So I'm like, okay, so I'm giving them a little time. I figure I'll check back in like an hour and a half. I ask my friend again, hey, is that person going to come to dinner or not? And they're like, maybe. So I'm texting the reservation guy. I don't know how many people are coming. My friend goes, he wants you to text him personally. So I say, fine, give me his number. I text him. I say, yo, what's up? This is Akash. And then he just got to like that move. But yeah, I don't like the fact that you have to text this guy personally. >> Then he just goes crazy. >> He just goes, hey, now. >> And then I go, I'll answer for him. >> I'll answer for him. He's not coming to the dinner. >> Fuck all of you. >> Fuck all of you. >> Wait, you hit someone with the hey? >> You can suck all of the fucking kids. >> Hey, that is a fucking response and you know it. >> Thank you, thank you. And I say, so I hit him on like, hey, man, all I need is a yes or no. I'm trying to make reservations on a Friday night in New York City to do a nice thing. All I need is a yes or no, you don't have to come. It's fine. Just give me an answer. Then no response. >> Wait, you got beef with this guy? >> I don't have beef with him, but I don't have to move. >> I don't have to move. >> The answer is yes. >> The guy's doing phenomenally. I won't say what he's done because I will tell everybody what it is. But it's like, oh, you're a dickbag. >> I don't know. I have to be normal. >> It's really cool to just like if you invited us, but you texted me, and I went to Kevin Haye, I texted what it was, that's all it was. >> Yeah. >> He wanted a personal text. >> And then you did a personal text. >> Yeah, I did. No, no, no. >> I missed that. I missed that. I missed that. >> And then I didn't hit him personally. >> And I said, hey, fuck him. >> Yeah, that's what the guys' whole thing is. >> That was woven dot, dot, dot. >> Thank you. >> No, thank you. >> No, no, thank you. >> It was fucking funny when I said something. >> Was that like some power move to like, you know? >> I'm proud of it. >> That's a good one. >> I was asking me, I'd go, I respect the power move. >> Yeah. >> That's a true dirtbag form. >> Okay, that's fair. >> I respect the power move. >> On my bag. >> But I'm on your bag. >> I don't wish failure upon them, but we're not cool. >> Fuck you a little bit. >> Sure. >> I tried to patch it up too. No response. >> Well, I wanted that person to come on the pod. They were in New York, and I was like, you know what? They convinced me. I was a dickhead. So I was like, hey man, I love you to come on the pod. This is me personally asking you with a little crying emoji. Trying to make a laugh, whatever. >> For some reason. >> No, for the first time you explained the story. >> I don't know what to say. >> I know. >> I know. >> I know. >> You did say she needed a personal response. >> You didn't say that. >> He made it. >> You said this story. >> Miles is a couple flip floppers. >> Yeah. >> You said it. >> You said it. >> You said it. >> You said it. >> Because he was immediately like, fuck that. Immediately, that's why you were like, oh yeah. >> You were a tick-lasta. >> Fuck, I don't know what it was. >> You're a loser. >> You're a loser. >> You're both fucking loser. >> We've infiltrated and flagged and we're going to break it down from the inside. >> That's what I did to hide this. >> Yeah. >> What's the real story here? >> I'll show you the text. >> I did. >> Yeah, that's fucked up. That's like that's core that I don't know. I don't know any of these things. >> To me, that's a power move. >> And then not going to the dinner. >> Let's just not say the show the name. >> Of course. >> Everything. >> You want to come to dinner? >> See what I'm doing, right? >> I think I'm 99% accurate on whatever. >> That's wild. Thank you. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. >> He just hit you with a, hey, two hours later. >> Don't appreciate that. >> No. >> Ten minutes later, you close the gather response gap. >> I like that. >> Yeah, yeah. >> And I hit him with that. >> Then I hit him with that. >> Hey, I shoot three more. Nope. >> Yeah, fuck that guy. >> That guy's done. >> We're going like, you got iced and then you doubled down to get him on the pod. >> Because they told me I was being a dickhead. >> Who gives a shit about that? >> They dazzled me. >> Who cares? >> Man, to put an ear saw. >> Most of the time, most of the time. Most of the time, he's in the role. >> I am. >> See this, see this. >> This guy, I should want dinner. You're going to have him on the pod? >> Fuck that guy. >> I don't need to sit together on flights. >> You got to do something, you'll listen. >> Cuz y'all ain't shit. >> And now told me I'll lie. >> You should reach out. >> Did you just tell him to reach out? >> You got the podcast cuz of the dinner thing? >> No, I'm not. >> We had this a year later. >> I don't harbor a grudge. >> Fuck this guy. >> Fuck this guy. >> No, not back to back. >> What? >> But they also convinced me I was a dickbag. So it's like maybe, but I'd be right. I'd be having reasons and I'd be right. >> Yeah. >> That guy's the other side. >> I have smoke with him, but we're good. >> I think I remember. >> Oh, no. >> This is the story, I remember. >> This is the story. >> Well, this is adorable. >> He goes, this guy's coming in the town. >> Well, was he speaking your love language mark? >> I don't know. >> [LAUGH] >> I don't understand any of the languages those people speak. >> [LAUGH] >> He was like, he came in the town. I reached out to him. I messaged him, he just texted me back, hey. And then he never got back to me. >> What is wrong with you? >> You think that's the story I told? >> I thought, I didn't know he needed a personal reach out. >> What? >> I didn't know he needed a personal reach out. >> Yeah, my mom kept him so hard. >> Did you think he needed a personal reach out? >> I don't know how to remember the full story. >> But this story, you said it way, like, it's different. >> You weren't in the text before? >> These are the text. >> No, I believe it. I believe it. But you're a dick. >> Most of the time. >> Can I ask you a question? >> Most of the time, you're a dick. >> It's just a question. >> I'm just curious. >> I'm a principled person. >> Was it in me and restaurant you guys were going to? >> No. >> It was when they were going to get there. >> [LAUGH] >> It wasn't about nine or five. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> Talk about a lot of leftover getting taken up. >> No, it was Ruby Rosa, my favorite restaurant. >> My favorite restaurant. You got to get in there. >> I got to get in there. >> Boy, they got rid of my guy that I love. I'll still try. >> I see you there all the time. >> That's my guy. >> It's so good. >> It's so good. >> It's so good because it's not pretentious. It's not. I actually think Theresa might be my favorite right now. But Ruby Rosa is just a great fucking meal. There's no like pretentiousness to it. And it's just quality food. >> You guys have all been, right? >> I have a question. >> Is it garbage to go to a really nice restaurant and just get dessert? >> Do you make a reservation or do you like sit at the bar or something? >> Where do you go in and pop in and just grab a table? >> I went in and I was like, hey, do you guys have a table? And they were like, yeah, come back in two hours. Went to a different restaurant. Then didn't want to waste the reservation at the nicer spot. >> What? >> I ingested dessert. >> Who the fuck are you guys? >> Yeah, what's what? You guys are living such different lives, right? >> It's crazy. I would never do that. And I'd make more money than him. And I wouldn't do this. >> What time of the mission? >> I'm waiting for Teresa. I'm waiting. It was at Teresa. >> The way yourself? >> No, no, I was with someone. But it's very funny. >> It's got a date. >> Okay, okay. >> This guy -- >> See, this changes it up. >> One day you're allowed to do that. >> On a date. >> Did you -- when you got there, did you say, "Hey, we wanted to keep it as a race, we're just going to have a little dessert." >> I told the hostess that, and then the waiter, after finding out, comes in whispers in my ear and goes, "Tables got a 30 minute limit." >> I respect, I don't know, "Hey, hey, get your fucking spicy tiramisu with it." >> Wait, what time is it? >> Like, 830? >> Oh, is that why you're telling the story of the time because you feel guilty about it? >> No. >> How much did you tip? >> A lot. >> A lot. >> Yeah. >> Nobody told that waiter to say that stuff. And there is no 30 minute limit. No owner of a restaurant. >> No, he just doesn't make money out of here. >> Get that guy out of here. >> Yeah, you can make more money on the table. >> Yeah. >> Of course. >> No, he could. But owners and managers don't care about that shit. It's your dying experience. >> I respect him. >> I respect him. >> I respect him. >> I respect him. >> I'm talking to a man. >> He's got to get some pussy. >> One thing is not going to make that thing look different. >> And I tell you what, if you have a great experience, you're going to come back and it's going to make more money. That's a dick and move on here as part. Just to give you with a date, that's kind of cock-blocking. >> 30 minute limit. >> He didn't say it aloud. >> Which was nice. >> Still. >> That's okay. >> I'm not mad at it. >> No, I'm mad at it. >> So can you say in that? >> It's just, I mean, I don't even, first of all, I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about, but it sounds like a nut, you know, it's really tough for us to reach you to get- >> Oh, guys, Teresa is fantastic. If you, it's hard to get- >> We're a problem. >> It's kind of cruel. >> I don't know if you've ever been to the bone-fished grill. >> Dude, I'm normally not into food-y type shit. This is as elevated as I can get in its fucking phenomenal. >> Just to make 30s a little wild, but it's a nice touch on the date. >> Thank you so much. >> I just popped into like a place that has like a bar or like a high-top seating, and we'll pop in and I'll grab a drink and, you know, dessert or whatever, but like- >> Oh, I forgot. >> For the story, I got drunk at the first restaurant waiting for the second table to come up, and it texted me, like I thought it was just Rezzy that texted me, or like the, you know, the reservation. And they said, "Hi, just so you know, we have a table available for you at 9 p.m. Do you want to take it?" And I said, "You're going to have to convince me." >> Ah, I think it goes back to the waiter. It goes back to the hostess. >> All right, I'm back. 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I take one of the, like the hand towel or something. That's a, that's a classroom. Usually the side of the bed, you don't get out of, so let me furthest away from all the outside. What's the, what's the, is it like a just tired, clean, lazy to get out of bed yet? Just, just, so you're laying in bed and roll over, roll over. Huh? You're rolling over. Medi-jaculate. Should be a sideway. Yeah, like a mama back and then just bang. After you come? No, I'll even come in. I'll even come in. Yeah. That's a thing. That's a weird thing. That's hilarious. You know it's coming. You guys are all freaks. Fuck. Why do you lean over? Like, yeah, that's just insane. I don't want to do it on the bed. You do a side-slam. I'm just going like that. Lay my own cup. She was kind of getting a little on the bed. No, right? I'd dribble. I make sure not. A little dribble. It's like, everything's hanging out. Why don't you just do it on your own chest, like me? I'm getting, like, this is disgusting, right? I'm trying to lean over and just see if that's pretty good. I don't have a better option than that. I'm pretty gross when it comes to that. What do you do? Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. I'm not a step out of the grossest factor in that. Okay. Anyway, this is weird. Yes, I know that. I know it's weird. I don't do it. You make one throw up. It's not that serious. You know those coffee filters? No. I just do it. And he puts his underwear back on a lot of times. That's a way worse. I used to comfort her. Are you? No. Don't lie. It's not her tell. You're coming back there. You used the comforter? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Oh, I'm in the clear now. Good. You think, like, one of someone on your team does gross. We got you. Again, like I said, not the grossest factor, just the weird factor of rolling over and, you know, it's like spinning a petoo. You know? Rain. Yeah. The hotels are glimy. I know that. I know that. They're so gross. Yeah. Quick comedy. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know another workaround. Do you think about every hotel bet you've slept with? Yeah. You can't. You just can't think about that stuff. I was at a hotel for a week. Oh. They couldn't get the comforter on fire. They couldn't find the remote if you catch my drift. In a rough situation, I left this place, like, man, they're going to walk in here and be like, fuck. I see it. No. Fucked up. But it wasn't. There's way one down. Yeah. Way the way one down. Yeah. It was like a mom. It's not bringing a bag down. Look. Things were left. I don't know. I got issues. Is that what you thought that you're walking in the hot fresh sheets and towels? No. It's all hookers and fucking masks and shit like that. Everyone's getting fucked up, jerking off everywhere. Yeah. It's not your home. So you feel less guilty. What's wrong with human being? For animals. You still baseball. You judge the baseball ceiling. Sure. You're coming in fucking comforters. Uh-huh. And the children probably sleep in your come. I don't say that. Oh. I don't say that. He's fucking ruined the floor. Damn. That's a fact. Don't you walk in your come. You guys are damn your sex offenders. I don't say that. I don't say that. I don't say that. Oh. I'm not great. That's the clip. Oh. And she and children sleep in your. Wait a minute. That's not. Hold on a second. They bundle up. They get tucked in in your. They washed the comforter, man. No. No. Dude, how many times you've been seeing you. You've seen them made pushing a stack full of comforters. So the comforter that I get in the hotel room has not been washed. A lot of time. I don't know if you've noticed I got rid of the actual like school comforter. Comforter. clean. That's right. Yeah. What do you mean? They've gotten rid of that? What's that? He's still so comfortable. He's not coming in. He's not like, Oh, this is a new conference. They're coming in sheets now. They're coming in like, it's more like it's a duvet. It's a duvet. Yeah. No, I was coming on the sheet. I don't think I'm not condoning it. I just want to see dirt bag. I don't think they watch to duvet every person. Well, that's on them. I got a thing. Do you tip? Do you tip the chambermate? And that's how much? I do. Thanks for switching gears with me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to fucking hit it. You're the first. You're the first. You're the first. You're the cool fucking hit guys. Yeah. We're talking about consenting adults. That's over to what she was getting. Yeah. Helper's over 18. I'll tell you that. I'm just saying. I never thought about that. Thank you. Think about it. All right. Kids and 40-year-old Indians sleeping in these hotels. But they can't even have sex in a hotel bed. You know, they have sex in a hotel bed. But I'm going to come in. I'm going to pull out and then grab a comforter and that's a double standard. I see his point. Yes. I come in my wife. I come in my wife. Hey, good for you dog. She even a rooter. Can't pull it. All right. What are we talking about before? Do you tip? Do you tip? I do. I do. How much? The chamberman. That's not that's not that's not that proper. No. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's a little old school. I tried. I'm an old school guy. I'm still cleaning stuff. I try to do at least 10 a day. 10 a day is good. What are you doing? I didn't do that before. I just learned that. You're coming on the floor. You're going to come. This guy tells me a long a time on the bench. There's going to be a monetary transaction. He's at least leaving a fin ski. Because I never see the person. So I didn't never thought to tip him. I'm going to start doing it. I stick the dollar bill to the house. It's coming on the wall. I'm just putting it up there. I think we're acting there. Call me. Yeah. I would just have to go and bring your bags up. But I never. You're hanging up. You got you. You let them damn your whole life. I didn't realize that. Now I'm going to touch my bags. Why? Why? I mean, the hotels we're staying at aren't offering fucking bellop service. Of course. You go somewhere with your wife. Nice place. Yeah. I guess maybe. Yeah. I mean, look at me, dude. I need them. Take the bags. Please grab the bag. I love that. For God's sake. I don't want to embarrass myself. Hugging the shit out of the truck. Put on a car. Just magically appears up there. Yeah. I throw five for that. What do you do for that? Five. I got one for that. That's 20. That's my new thing is 20 for everything. I got enough cash. I've been I've been broke. I've been broke. Most of my adult life. Yeah. And now I can finally tip. Well, I gave 20s. I gave 20 to co-check at a bungalow. Actually, good Indian restaurant in New York. But I was like as I was giving it. I was like. Co-check. I did. This seems like a lot. It was all ahead. It was that or nothing. Oh, okay. So, but I was like, this is no, then you got a bite to bowl. And then I remember being like, should I do 20 for everything? And I was like I can't. That's too much time for everything. Because then you're you're harbing a resentment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel good about it. Because I got that that I've worked a lot of jobs based on tips and fucking valet or whatever. And it's like that that is such a moment of joy in their head when they go back to the thing and be like, Hey, that bald guy gave me 40 bucks or 20 bucks. How much is supposed to tip the cleaning person? Well, we were talking to Tim Leon about this and Tim's like, I'll only give it to them. He's like the people will steal it out of the room. Like other people like this. Like it might not be the main people go up and check to make sure the rooms are clean. Like other people in the staff might take the money. He goes, I remember once I gave 22 cleaning lady in Arizona and she was so fucking so happy that I was like, you should just. But what if you don't see them? You could also I still leave it. I put that in the seat back. Hey, if somebody steals it, that's on them. They're, you know, they're getting daily or just when you leave. Just when I leave. He does it daily. No, I don't do it. I'll try to remember just like giving money now. Do you have people come in the room when you're in there to turn? I don't allow that. Never. I never. That's why people are not okay with it. They love to do not disturb and they just leave it. I don't need to do my shit. No. I love coming back to a clean room. Wait, you're coming on the floor and the letting people just walk in there while you're still. I'm going to clean it. >> He's a fucking monster. It makes it less cozy. I like it being, you know, I like it. I like it feeling lived in. Yeah. This is it. This is a, I am not saying no, my daughter. It's more of a white person thing. You like more lived in you like shoes broken in. We like new shoes hotel rooms that feel lived in. We like. But I'm like, damn, I do like a nice thing. Yeah, I like fucking rip the sheet. That's why I was under the illusion. I was walking into a clean place. Now I talked to you guys and realized there's come all over this place. But before I be like, oh, this was just somebody just clean this. It is nice. If they do it happens, I'm not like upset. I'm like, oh, it is a nice, but like also our stays were typically. We're doing like one night. We're in an out. We're moving and we're running and going, oh, you got a tour bus situation. How's that work? Not any. We have. It's very expensive and fun though. It's fun. Yeah. It's a good time. You feel like a fucking, yeah, pushing the couch. You feel like a, you feel like a band that got back together for a reunion tour because we're like 40 and 50 years. We're all like share. We're all like sharing. We're always in shit. Yeah. I'm hooked up and I be dripping the back. That's one thing we do. I mean, you guys, you guys travel as a crew. You travel with your same fucking crew. It's like, yeah, to be able to do it with your boys is fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, that's, that's the coolest part. You just, it's like a, it's like in a part, like a traveling apartment. Yeah. Yeah. The tour is the greatest hangout scene. Awesome. Well, it's all, did you guys have a bathroom policy on the tour bus? Yeah. No shit on no shit on the bus. Obviously, I mean, that's like the driver and like the driver was a pretty mean man. So nobody crossed him. And we made a pretty strong advisory announcement. Like, listen, don't drink the water on the bus. And one of one of our, our DP uses the brushes teeth and then got dysentery. Wow. Stuck in a lake for like a whore. And was holed up in a hotel in LA for about a week. What the hell? I want to clean that room. He's good now. But yeah, he, uh, it took him like two weeks to bounce back. That's crazy. And shit. Yeah. I wouldn't think it would be that big deal. Yeah. That's an organ treasure. Yeah. Brush your teeth. What's it? What's it's across the line? No, no matter what it is. Okay. So when I go to India, I use bottled water to brush my teeth. That's what we were all doing. And he got it over the last day. But every time I'm like, am I being a bitch with this? Like it's no brush. Yeah. I wouldn't even shower. Yeah. I'm trying to fit it. Okay. Seattle in Portland. I have it. I've been wanting to ask you this for months. Okay. I don't know if you've got any. You should write for some racist. This is crazy because I don't know what it is. So that means it hasn't made it out of his head yet. Like typically he bounces stuff off the team. And we're like, yeah, it's insane. Show time. This hasn't been out in the world yet. It's months. Not years. So I'm curious because years would be wide aren't you? I thought about who can I ask and have a conversation about what is going on in this. I'll do my best. You guys are aware of the street vendor situation in India? Yeah. Not great. There's one guy who sits with his legs crossed in a little thing. Watermelon. And and and and Frank's out soup. You guys have not seen this guy. I think he's kind of famous. Okay. He's crossed like it. And he's cranking up something. There's a guy behind them, handing them Papa Don's or something like that back there. And the sanitary situation is pretty wild. Yeah. And I thought maybe he was like some kind of famous chef or something like that. If you knew who it was, he's asking you do you want an Indian guy without good hygiene across this? Is the bullet point he's asking what the fuck is that? Yes. And also do you know him? That's just normal. That's my boy right there. Explain to me what's going on? That's my AI image. You don't use that guy's not famous. No. There are a lot of people that show up at his spot. Like they're now crazy. Like a local. Okay. But they're they just what the fuck is going on there, man? They're just vibing on me coming in the sheets. I don't eat that food. You're wasting it. It could be nice chutney. No, would that make me sick, you think? Yes. I would put you to some point. The Indian was empty. He'd look amazing. Now Indians are having the stomachs. They don't get sick when they when they travel. It just doesn't happen. But the towel is kind of nice because he's covering his feet. It's actually more sanitary. You see that? Sure. I'm being honest. I've seen much growing. I'm trying to get a reservation at that. There's a couple of fruit flies in the back. We might want to. This doesn't seem that bad. I would actually eat this. I've seen this is not the least answer. I got to see that. I got to see the reverse angle this. What's what's what's what's down to pull it so far? Yeah. No. I mean, yeah, I can see it. But there's much more gross shit in. We can't go to Indian street food. And I know someone who would try to do it. And she would get sick every time with the hospital ones just to like try to be like part. Yeah. I'm doing it. We can't. We can't. Is there a conservative effort going on? Like, you know, it's one point four. The best explanation I can give India when it got freedom and Britain had, I'm not trying to make them, but they took everything basically. When they got the independence, they had 400 million people. They got more than we have now. Okay. Then it was 1.4 billion people. And there's one third of the land. So there's no like, you can't regulate. It's a bunch of people trying to live. And there's no infrastructure built in where it's like, there's, I don't know where the closest sink is to the sky. I got you where the close plumbing is to this guy. I'm not making this political statement. I'm just a couple of lights on wipes as often as I'm like, you're a late taste. I don't think they got lights on wipes accessible for this guy. That's funny. Man. That's the best, but I wouldn't, I won't fuck with this food. If there's one place I'll go to the service street food that is a restaurant doing this guy. I'll do the pit. So this one I probably wouldn't eat. What are you talking about? You're going to play Britain for that. I've never seen a British guy do that. That's how he seasons it. It's all the old spots. That's crazy. Son, he got one arm because the water got so many chemicals in it. What can we do? I got to make it work somehow. He got to make a living. No, that guy just shouldn't be a clock then. What is the guy at the end? What was that? He's got to be a job, but he's better versed him. Then orbid fucking for whatever he's got this man. Damn, that's me proud of this guy. Crossing or something. Sure. No, I'll give you that. That's nuts. Yeah. That's nuts. No, I would need it. There's a there's an Indian restaurant across from me and they just stay with the thing. Stay with the sea. They stay with the sea. Oh, yeah. And I'm just rocking it. I don't care. I mean, my wife eat it weekly and they like no other place in your sea. Well, I won't get in and take a sea, but the place is right across from me. I'm in there and I'm just like, it is one of the cook comes out, shoelace. He squats down and just cranks heaters and then like walks right in and just get and I'm like, I'm okay with it. It's good food. Let's do it. I'm also that's not saying that's indicative of the, you know, of the whole culinary institution. It's for sure. It's like I smash and fucking up. I'm in all the way. I'm not trying to do it at all. I'm not saying I'm not saying that's like a nice Indian restaurant over here because the guy's in the back with his legs. You can't. There's no there's no regulation. There's no food inspector. This fucking guy. It's not authentic in America. Who buys that food? That's on that. I didn't see in New York would be more authentic. That would be authentic. And also I'm an advocate because I'm going that's got to be good, right? That's got to be as real as you can get into New York is a sea. That's as close you're going to get to the one-hour man. Can we show you the name of the place? I mean the sea is out there. Like there's nothing. No, don't say it. We don't want to say it. What the sea is on the window. Yeah, they wrote a plan. They wrote Chai next year. Three after two. Yeah, I don't want to air. I don't want to air. I try to get you all set up a bungalow. It's actually good. I finally found a good Indian restaurant. I don't know. I'm not trying to decide. Yeah, but then like we can't we're not good at that when people like try to do stuff for us because then we're not good in nice places together. Why? Who's didn't do this is how stupid we are. Went to like a real nice restaurant. We're in L.A. Because our producer, New Guy Luke is like a rich kid and his girlfriend's rich kids and like that she's from out there. So they lined us up with like restaurants and we went in. We're freaking Vinny's or something. No, no, it was the other place. And behind us was Cindy Crawford. Oh, how's she looking? This is I'm so I was so drunk and I was I literally I walked to the bathroom. We didn't recognize it. What's that? And in my head, I went, that's a good looking older bro. It was only me. That's how drunk I was. It was only me and New Guy Luke that were looking at them. Those guys were sitting with their backs, their backs of them. And it was her husband, what's his name? Randy Goldberg. The guy. No, the guy who owns his corny's. Yeah. He owns the kid. I don't like the guy. I don't know, but it's have a thing with him. I'm sure he's a great guy. It doesn't like the ads where him and Climby are riding motorcycles because he wants to ride a motorcycle. No, I don't like the whole concept of Randy Gerber. And then Kaya Gerber, who's like a yeah, she looks like her mom, she's hot. Yeah. And then the fucking huge restaurant tour of having a coolest guy. I have a thing with him. Also hot. I saw the table behind us and we ruined their dinner. I saw Austin Butler in a coffee shop here. Great looking guy. Unbelievable. It's crazy. The thing I noticed about it, it's like arm was sticking out of the shirt. The skin on the guy. Fantastic. It was angelic. That's a good looking dude. Fantastic. That you're in their dinner. I mean, we were just being drunk. We only had dessert. Listen, because we were fucking drunk at Elbow and it's a real tight spot. Is it tight spot? This is not the way he's a bigger guy or has to be a guy. When he sits down, that table's got to end. I had a table and it's getting moved. It's like the table's going to move the couch. We'll see. We're gonna end up in the fucking bathroom if we keep going. Austin Butler, if you've seen his IG, he's this guy's so in a fitness right now. He's fucking yoke down. Yeah. Yeah. All this work. And he's just getting moved out of his spot. But I'm sorry. Who's eating something? Diving the nuggets. They called the restaurant so they were bringing a prank. We did. We didn't say a prank. It's a tight spot. I ain't never been. I don't want to. I stand on the look of the window every day. You can take a take off. You call that. I wanted to go to the full restaurant. We call it. New guy Luke. I said, hey, listen, you know, we're this party of four or part, whatever it was, you know, there's a woman with a party of three. And you said, it was the party of four. Yeah, we do that anyway. We like to spread our bigger team. We're bigger crew. You know what I mean? We have you lost weight or you have. I'm on. He's on my jar. My jaw. Yeah. I'm bootleg. Yeah. We got it. Well, listen, we roll, you know, that's why we though. We look out for that. Who came up with that? Luke didn't didn't know. And then I, we didn't know that he told me because he gets squirrely sometimes when we're walking into certain places. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's sitting next to who? That's a rough thing. Yeah. No, that's a rough thing. When he first got the job, he's, you know, he's tall. He's thin. He got to know it's a little bit, but still a little nervous. And we were like, outside of something like that. And it was really cold. And he came up to me like, very earnest. He was like, do you experience the cold, like, normal people? Crazy. Do you feel love like me? Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. It's kind of romantic. We have a great game for you guys. Okay. Yeah. This is the last. This is the garbage game we need you guys. Love it. Okay. So I don't drink, but you guys drink and I assume you don't need the fanciest beer. No. What is like a good garbage beer? Garage beer. Big fan shout out the garage beer. Yeah. It's you guys. Is that your beer? No, it's not. It's the Kelsey brothers. But we have a garbage beer taste test for you. I might be pretty good at this. Can you guess the garbage beer? No, don't make me like suck a dick or something. No, no, no, no. It's a beer. It's an actual beer. It's garden. Now it's warm. We're going to it's warm beer. That feels more garbage. That feels your spirit of sure. So we have we're going to have to get the straws through here. And it might look a little goofy. This is the only way we can get you to not know what it is. I'll close my eyes. Well, I'll be honest. I got to do. There's no. It's warm through a straw. There's no way anybody could stop that. Okay. Some might be different. We're not bending and over and sluck it out of it. What are we, what are we, what are we, what are we, what are we, what are we, what are we, what are we Yeah, I mean that is that is the internet thing though to do it like that and that's fine you can't, but if you can't do it, we can do the thumbnail. Okay, Amazon basics, look at that, shells, shells to Bezos, all right, so we're going to take a little break and then we're going to do this game. We should let them know the four or the five years there. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Is that how it works? I think you just have to get now because there's so many light years in the world. Okay. Wow, that's good. That's good thinking, man. The beer's miles. Can you guys just have cups like that? And then don't need them left to right. I just have pills and reglass is like a flute, baby. Okay. I'm going to pitch them to you. Okay. Okay. So the beers are. Coors light. Yeah. Michelob ultra. It's going to be a tough one for me. I just got into them this summer. Pacifica should be easy. Old English really don't need it in case my crew want to get drunk. Sure. Bud Light. Okay. I think I should be pretty good at this. All right. So the are you garbage cheap beer taste test again? We got coors, Pacifico, I guess it's called Bud Light. Pacifica. Yeah. Okay. Old English and Michelob ultra. Okay. All right. So this one is. I'll hand this to you guys first. Thank you, sir. The base of color. Cheers. Yeah. Take it. Take a nice whiff. Sir. Hmm. All right. So the problem is warm. -I feel like that's more garbage than that. -It's going to bring out the profile, I think. -Yeah. -What year? -I'm. -The warm, the. Because every beer gets warm and it starts smelling like it's, you know, it's like, "Fest is selling such a fucking beef." -You're like close out. -You're like a white trash sommelier. -You want one answer between the two of us, but we have to come to the agreement? -No, no, no. -I need to do a life to guess right now, or can I kill this against the other two? -All right, let me do the other. -Okay. -Was there anything that cleansed the palate, like, perhaps an Amu's bluish or something? -You should have a high-dried pie. -That's what we wrote. -Man, this is now harder than I anticipated. -Yeah. -Are you blaming the warmness? -No. -Genuinely harder than I anticipated. -I got to hit him a little quicker. -I got to get him next to each other. -Fuck. -Man. -The blue ones, by the light? -Yeah. -Okay. -I was like, "Blue ones, blue ones, blue ones." -This guy's fucked up already. -I keep thinking everyone's the oldie because it tastes so bad. -I know, because they hit that point where they're not a. -All right. -I don't know. -Is that one? -Is that one? -This is one more. -This is one more. -This is you. -All right, I like this. -That's a little flight, right? -You guys are gonna get all of these wrong. -Oh, I think I'm way off. -God damn. -I've got an oldie. -That's too old to be right there. -Which one? -This one. -Doubt. No doubt about it. -What? -The number? -Two. -Two? -Yeah. No, not two. I didn't put them in order. I don't know which way to come out. -I don't know what you're talking about. -You need a fucking freak out. This guy gets a couple of spritzers and I'm all this dude, like, "No, no, no, no, no, look, we're not weir." -I can grab these cameras. -All right. -So two years saying this is old English. -Fuck. -I don't remember which one's I'd write now. -You want me to get another sip? -No. -Not that one. That's old English. -That's true. -Two is old English. Two is old English. -Yeah. -All right. That's impressive. -I think one is the first one. -That's the first one. -You think one is specific? -One is specific, I think. -All right. -Hist. -So what are the numbers, guys? -Number one. -Joy. -Number one. -What do you guys say? -I say yes to see if I can. -If we do this, can I just say one thing? -I think that's the one that's wrong. -I just want to give a little pushback on Pacifica being a trashy beer. Very good beer. -Okay. -I can't have a great idea. -Nice place. -I think it was bad. -It's cold Pacifica. It's a little dot-tostone. Something like that. -I know nothing, so I will defer to you. -I made me sort of some Moses. -Yes. -No? -I like beer. -Hang down. -Don't say it. -Let's go. -I'm in. -Din. -Okay. -Number, number, option number one. -That was good. -Course, light. -Fuck me. -Option number two. You guys got it right. It was Old English. -Nice. -That was the only real thing, give away. -Man, bad news. -Option number three. -What did you guys say through us? -I think we said Mick Ultra. -Number three is Bud Light. -Fuck, are we going to get that right? -I think it's Bud Light. -I think it's Foley Got it. -Okay, whatever. -You got that, though. -You got that as a team. -But you got that, that's good. -Number four. -Pacifico. -Got that role. -What did you say for us? -This is a fucking set up. -What is it for us? -We never knew there was a kangaroo call. -What is it for you? -It's a switches set. -Everybody calls it cooler than the next. -What's the fuck? -What's his diet? -It doesn't take dish shit. -From a guy with rolled-up sleeves and cool tattoos. -I don't care if he's a skateboard to work, right? -I can push it. -No, he's a bad man, though. -At least he got the old English. -Flaley got the Bud Light. -So, I'll give you all that. -Flaley got the old English. -Damn. -We stink. -You're both new. -Your palace got into refined. You know, I've been in the front of the plane all the time. -We got a little bus going. -So, all winners. -Being on me a lunch. -Over all this into a liquid lunch doll. -You guys feel free to finish these if you want. -I'll go get cold beers here, like a gentleman, and then yell at the waiter. -All right, guys, it's always a pleasure. We love you, we love you, thank you for having us. -Anything you guys want to shout out? -Yeah, we have a tour coming up tomorrow. -We have a tour. Yeah, coming up, starting at the end of this month. We're in the West Coast San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, LA, all over tickets are available. We're going to go to garbage.com. And also, you guys did a very nice shout out for our Route 66 tour. -Yeah, of course. -Our special that we did is, I guess, comedy, special slash documentary. Vos on the tour bus for two weeks doing Route 66. So, check that out. -The show's a traditional star in the show, and then we play Are You Garbage at the end of the show? What the crowd's great. -Love it. -Are you Garbage.com? I'll go to the patreon.com/AreYouGarbage. -You too, everybody, all the ups are there, yeah. -Thank you guys, we love y'all. -Love you guys, thank you guys. -Thank you, thank you.