Are We Normalizing Too Much? w/ Emanny - Episode 276

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Power up your movie night and watch Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 5, now streaming on Disney+, rated PG. Um, okay. I want to start this off because I literally just recently saw a clip where you said you don't want to talk about bad bitches with Flip. Because you've never seen him with a bad bitch. I'm not saying that. I'm not agreeing with that. But I like that concept of like your whole like you try to discuss and stuff with people that aren't going through that thing. And then they get to question you harder on that thing because I've been going through that with him. Oh, shit. Like he married, you know, he married now. And now- But you're in a relationship. I'm in a relationship, but I'll be telling him a story and I'll be like, yeah, man, like I had to get away from this girl. It's like 1.30 at the bar. She's trying to take a picture. And then she tried to get my number. I had to get away from her. He's talking about, why were you even there? I'm like, no, there's certain places- You should be at home. I'll be like, what? There's certain places your friends shouldn't be. Nah, man. The bar? I can't get to the- There's certain bars, though. You know, if one of your friends say, like, I'm at such and such place, you're like, why? Let's be clear. I know the bar to go to if I want to get some attention. Like, if I want to get something going, there are those spots that you go to when those are go-to spots. So I feel you on that. Yeah, exactly. But even as a man in a relationship, you should still be able to go outside, enjoy the- Oh, no, for sure. There's just certain spots you shouldn't be at. He talking about for sure. I've never- This nigga like Cinderella. I ain't seen this nigga after midnight in a minute. I'd be tired. So that's- Did that come with the marriage? No, no, no. I'm an early to bed type of person. I'd be absolutely tired. It was already kind of sparse. Yes, before that. Exactly. Before every- But now- At every moment in my relationship, it was like that. Yeah. Oh, y'all better than me. Well, that's probably why I'm single. Because I wasn't giving- I was in a relationship still walking in at three, four in the morning and- Living together with the- Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you a wild nigga. Yeah. But I was cheating though. So that's- Yeah, like, if you want to keep it honest, I was cheating. Oh, okay. We see it. We're a celebrity. Yeah, yeah. Look out to three, four in the morning and just fucking around like, oh, that gets up done. You know what happens is, because I haven't done music like how I used to do before, but back then, my excuse used to be I was in the studio. Like, those are the days when you can get that off and you got to respect it. Because like, all right, this is his craft. I see he really going. I was never at the studio. Especially if they met you like that. They're like, oh, he already at the studio. Oh, that's a great excuse. Me and Pat were saying this as we're walking in New York. We were saying it'd be so easy. Easy to cap about your life here. Because there's so many people. There's so many boroughs. So you can lie about what you do for a living. Because we're from like, where we live, it's a small city. So it's like, everybody kind of knows everybody. You can't really lie about your life. You can't add no sauce to your job title. You say you're a multimillionaire in Wisconsin. Niggas going to fact check you. Like, hold on. It's only seven of us, bro. First off, I want to say, before I even go any further with this conversation, my very first time in Wisconsin, I went to Madison, right? Oh, damn. And I had probably one of the greatest times in my life. I had no idea how much fun Wisconsin could be. How old were you when you went? This is like 28, 29. Okay. That makes sense. I was right next to the college. It was rocking. Oh, yeah. It was rocking. During football season? Yes. Oh, yeah. You was at a Darty. You was at a Darty. Come on now. I'm tired of using that word, Darty. I heard that. I'm with you. He was at a Darty. He was at a Darty. That's the only way you can have fun in Madison like that. He was out. It was 12 p.m. And you was drunk as fuck. And you're like, damn. That's my first time smoking hookah. I was out there with an Ethiopian girl. An Ethiopian girl was going to the college. And she took me to a spot. And I'm like, what the fuck? I was like, you smoking crack? Like, what is this? What is this? Now you're just doing the Blue Miss hookah. Oh, my God. Yeah. So, damn. I forgot where we were at before that. That's another thing. That's another thing I'm realizing, too. And I just had this conversation with my sister. My memory is getting bad. Like, really bad. I don't know if it's the old age. I don't know if it's just, like, karma for doing a whole bunch of bullshit. But my memory is horrible. So, during this conversation, if I start to drift, you're going to have to bring the old nigga back. Yeah. What happened about your work? Oh, what happened about work? All right. So, what I learned. See. That's producer Gene. Gene the Genius. That's what they call him. What I learned. Because I lived in L.A. for about six months. Six years, right? L.A., to me, I got cap central. Not from the people of L.A. People of L.A., they about their shit. Very dope. Very cool. It's the people that move out there and then try to create a whole new life that they've never experienced. So, they'll go out there. They'll hit the auction. They'll buy the beat-up Maserati. Fix it up. But they are living in the Maserati. At every studio session, they know every rapper. Every rapper. But they don't have a placement. They ain't doing nothing. That's what happens out there, right? In New York, we let niggas know behind the scenes. Yo, that nigga capping. It ain't but so long you can cap out here. Okay. Like, niggas gonna know. And we might even let you get it off. Right. Because you don't know what his major plan is. But when it circulates and you find a nigga that's capping for fun, that's when you got to shut it down. Let me tell you. The greatest thing that I had a woman tell me. Because I had a woman tell me. I had a certain point before I moved to L.A. when I was in New York. And I was moving around trying to cap. Like, I was like, had it. Like, I was driving Joe's car. Just pulling up. Oh, just pulling up. What type of car do you have at this? Oh, some fly shit. Oh, okay. But Joe was in there. I just let you take the keys and just drove. I was driving around, picking girls up, going on dates, going to do whatever. And, like, a girl literally had to tell me, like, yo, like, you don't have to do all this. Oh, my God. Like, you're so. You're so cool. You're a great time. We, yourself, we know you don't got it. I would have been like, then, can we please split this bill? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. Fuck. But that was, like, the dopest shit. Because it was, like, it was a realization of you don't have to move like that. Because on top of that, we going to talk anyway. People going to know. And we going to talk about it behind the scenes and clown you when you come out doing the corny shit. Because I done seen some of the most beautiful women. Like, you'll find out the dude they date don't got a car, house. He just owns an unlimited amount. Of tank tops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think he got a clean wife beater every day. We call them nigga bras now. We let go of a wife beater because we in a new era. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We in a new era. Yeah. Crazy they named the shirt. Niggas is getting off at the work. Taking off that bun. That construction site. Somebody going to get. Nah, nah, nah. I just made $5 today. I'm angry. And they taxed half of it. Oh, man. But, nah, New York is. When I moved back out here, I'm not going to lie. I didn't realize how much I missed and needed to be here. The culture. The culture is big. The people. That not going to sleep thing keeps me going. Like, I know that there's somebody else out there right now that when I'm thinking about going home and getting rest, he's starting his day. He's like, listen, I got to get to it. So, I'm like, I go home at probably like 3, 4 o'clock in the morning off of just moving around, doing stuff. I got to be back up by like 7, 8. Damn. You're going to bed at 3 o'clock these days? Still. The city. That's what's scary about the city. I couldn't sleep my first time I've ever been in New York. That was like a couple times ago. Too much noise. Yeah. And I went downstairs to like go smoke thinking I was going to be out there alone. I was like, wow. I was like fascinated by how many people was out there. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. It's live out here. Yeah. Anybody that comes to New York, just take a second to walk. Walk in the good neighborhoods, though. Be very careful where you walk. Just go outside and just walk. Just walk. And just Tom Square, well, Tom Square, they cutting and stabbing and shooting too, but pick a good block. It doesn't sound safe at all now. As long as you're not a CEO. He said, go here, but don't go. As long as you're not a CEO of a company, you should be good. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Because they tagging. That's why I'd be scared. I'd never want to be on a plane with somebody. You're sitting next to somebody. You'd be like, yo. Yo, bro. What you do? It's like, yeah, I convert gas from water. And be like, oh, shit. This plane's going through. Yeah. Yeah. You know. So I get extra turbulence. Like, oh, man. Well, are you in the final stages of it, too? Oh, hell no. Okay. Yo, yo. That's not what we're doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. The radio is for people who are driving. I'll drive, man. Okay, then. Welcome to Crash Zombie's podcast. - Nice to meet you. oh man anyway welcome to crash dummies uh podcast episode 257 right 250 no hell no i thought it was 270s hell no we're not 270s there's no way we're in the 250s we've been past 250 that's how i know y'all working no y'all don't even remember oh no no you're right 276 come on i told y'all if y'all look if y'all look at mike when i'm talking isn't that somebody said that uh you cut me off a lot yeah that's a cte fucking he think i'm going through like some type of cadence so sometimes when i say like if i say a color you'll see him tweak out because he thinks green 19 and it'd be like any who too many hits we got uh imani with us today listen man this this is dope uh i appreciate you for having me i appreciate you for having me guys who you've been having me come out and watch some of y'all clips and just be sitting there dying laughing with you man you're gonna see today bro yeah they're gonna be on some bullshit they're gonna ask you who the fuck is this a million times because anytime we have a guest no matter who they are they can play who is who the fuck i bet anytime i hear a different voice i knew i knew it was like our our community where we had t-pain on the phone and t-pain was talking i'm like oh that's the person about to be geek they talking to t-pain they started getting mad at t-pain was on the phone like i ain't called to talk to this thing i'm like oh our fault i thought you know they didn't know it was t-pain though which is funny yeah um oh first of all um your birthday coming up yeah september 18th september 18th what you doing for your birthday no plans are you like a like this this being your whole month are you that type of dude like are you counting down is this your whole week though you know it's funny i usually do do that but this year i haven't done any of that i haven't like i've just been so locked in on just work yeah like i don't i'll get to the enjoyment i had plans to go to dc to go enjoy like other different events out there bronco fest and all that but then i just woke up and was like i don't know i just i might just want to wake up and just sit still i might just want to wake up and just go chill with a couple of friends and go have a drink or do dinner like i don't get that call you know what i'm saying now if i get that call but um yo no lie i just i've just been appreciating the growth of just the past year just having my own platform and then everything at the pod with joe and i'm it's just it's been it's been dope it's been like the first year honestly where i just had a nice peaceful year yeah so in a recent interview you said that you like this this is you felt the most optimistic yeah like now at this time and like every time i feel optimistic i got this a pessimistic best friend you know what i'm saying i'm not a pessimist no no no he just like he's the person you but you like optimistic like when when there's steps that can be seen you're not you're not too optimistic though i'd be like oh shit i'm a realist i want to start i want to drop an album he'd be like nah bro see but you know what's funny though the funny thing is my nigga that would usually be me though yeah i would usually be the person that would be another i'm just being realistic or i have just a little pessimistic thoughts but today i'm like on something i'll do whatever the hell i want like like if i want to drop a comedy album tomorrow i'll do that shit now i don't think i'm gonna buy it i don't think i don't think it works but i'm in the space of yo i'm gonna do every and anything i've ever wanted to do i'll have the support to do so i have the platform to do so like why not like you you got the key to it though you ain't got no kids no i got kids you got kids i'll be i'll go man i'll be i'll go raw what all of your kids again i got a 17 year old a 17 year old man what the fuck 17 that's your little brother we had we had this little moment because he boxes and he wants to keep challenging me you know i like when you know your dad played basketball you're gonna keep challenging him so a boxing is just like all right listen it's a little different homeboy like i love you but you're not i'm not losing to no 17 bro especially my son now you got my last name yeah chill so this past year we went got in the ring i put it on my podcast and um filmed it put it out there just to remind him like i'm a little out of shape but i'll still i'll still knock your little ass out what are you boxing for he's been boxing for i want to say four years oh no you got boxing experience too as a kid but i mean okay all right but then on top of that i just like hitting people all right i box professionally too okay well well no i ain't fighting you no no not me i'm just i just wanted to have one with your son i like fighting niggas who can't because you like niggas who ain't trained you you know what i mean like that good street fight that all that nigga doing the stand no you got the perfect i was like i was watching your moves when that dude say he was gonna show you some grace and it's like i've never seen like the camera pan like it was you sitting down and then he was like i'm showing you grace he's like you ain't gonna show me grace and the camera tilted just a little bit away from you and then next thing you know you were fully standing up i said how his hands wasn't on the ground this nigga levitated up who are you showing grace to me tell you i don't want to fight like that no more because right after i did that my sciatica kicked in i moved too motherfucking quick i moved too quick i was like oh damn like nah and i got an anger problem and i've i've been through the anger management i you know i just got off parole last year you know i clap it up for myself for that because that was that was hard that was different um what did they talk about anger management class like one like one topic yo honestly honestly honestly honestly honestly it was a lot of self-reflecting and talking about things that i had no idea i would talk about got it like a lot of a lot of it it and honestly in the beginning it was therapy then it turned into what are some things you can do to offset your instance of wanting to do something right my instincts is instantly i realized my my automatic go-to to hit people was out of real fear it wasn't out of it wanting to intimidate it was because i always had the fear of getting hit first that's a that's a big that's a big fear man and i know people can hit yeah yeah the last thing i want to yeah i'm not trying to end up on nobody world star i'm not trying no so my instance is always once i see things get loud once i see somebody's body movement change whatever let me get the first hit and then i'll move from there yeah but um it's just fear i had to get over certain fears and i think those fears helped me get over fears just with the industry you know just everything it started to trickle down like once i got a chance to really have those conversations it gave me a chance to see myself in a different way not just when it comes to the fight and just period see that's it's different because they're not trying to get rid of your anger they're trying to show you why you're angry in like a different style so maybe you'll get rid of it because i i think i should have that job because i think y'all should just be rage baited until we correct it you know i'm saying it's just like just like yeah man it is i'll see you late man dirty ass shoes and it's like as soon as you get angry had a security come in yeah this nigga ain't ready not ready to leave two more years for all that i do i can charge you like podcast baddies thumping nah i swear i swear to you yo i i like of recent i just had a little moment where i caught myself getting mad and my brain was about to switch like i black like i literally get angry to the point where i black and then i don't remember what that's crazy or whatever and i started to happen the other day and i was like well all right hone it in yeah you it gets more dangerous as you get older too as a kid you can cry those type of crash outs yeah you kind of can crash because somebody can grab you up somebody yeah yeah whatever little nigga yeah a lot of niggas fight these days yeah or you get jumped with my sciatica i don't want beef with nobody i'm cool i'll be 43 i want to just relax i want i don't want no beef i want to just go outside enjoy myself and stay out of trouble and 43 you're sick you're sick you're sick you're still single yeah damn nigga no i just wonder like you do that to everybody you fucking up like we'll just be talking to a girl she'd be like oh man i had i went out to uh eat last night gee has he ever told him has he ever asked a girl does she cook i've never said that only on the pile only last fuck he be saying that oh my god i got a clip of you saying that shit you always ask women that they cook or no i didn't bro because he got his you know his wife cooked that's not what that's what it is you put in because you got a nice woman at home so you just we're not all supposed to get nice women no no i'm not saying we can get my brother i'm on i'm asking more for the reason of like do you what do you feel like the reason you're still seeing oh because i was i was a piece of shit so you're still a piece of shit no no today today well well all right so this nigga interview style is different it's amazing so you said you're a piece of shit so is that happening today saturdays are hitting with tailgates rivalry weekends the first big upsets of the season you know i've been counting down to this season all summer long and now everything you need is in one place that's right no more juggling apps or wondering what's available where you live one download one account and you're set for the whole season whether you're a college football diehard or you just show up for the snacks draft kings game day is built to make 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bag i can just rope them in and have a little fun but what's it a lie about these days mash it still got something pretty mad oh you you just amp it up now you understand no you know what it is i i had and i've talked about this before i had my past relationship i was in a relationship with a guy and i was in a relationship i was engaged to someone to someone who was amazing amazing oh you're engaged i was engaged like ring on finger yeah come on r&b singer they always don't get engaged but when i tell you i messed it up i messed it up i messed her up i did so much grimy shit that could never represent how a man really loves a woman yeah to where to this day if she and we're still decent we still cool whatever but to this day if she wanted to wake up one day and just hate me and be like yo i can never do it again i can never do it again i can never do it again i can never do it again i can never do it again i never want to make a woman go through that again i just i just don't you know what i'm saying so i feel like at this point the best thing i can do is be honest with a woman about where i'm at i want to date you i don't want to date you i just want to have sex with you i want to see what like i'll give for whatever option so that they're allowed to go ahead and move with okay i'm cool with that or no what's your what's your what's your loss percentage though like how many people how many are you like you being honest and you like i lost this woman because i was honest about this oh no i've i've definitely lost out on some nice potential where you knew like if i lied at this point i would have okay yeah yeah like that's real honesty right yeah no i've definitely lost out that's why i said i'm forcing myself so even so even the ones that say um okay they're okay with just like uh a very friends with benefits type of relationship they be lying yeah okay that's what i'm saying but that's not listen it's not my responsibility got it you're gonna be like you got to be grown enough you got to be grown enough to know that yo i'm walking into something a man is giving me the truth and honesty uh uh honesty for me is never going to be pretty yeah for a lot of people especially until my relationships yeah but i at least owe you that okay so now you got to start being honest with yourself what can you really handle what can you really deal with i'm not a uh i'm not a mean-spirited guy in no way but i can't protect you more than i protect myself yeah it's still gonna come off as mean though i like i like i got women that think i'm an like oh he was an back then and i was like how it was like because you told me that i wouldn't be a good girlfriend i was like yeah you wouldn't be a good girlfriend to me you don't you don't do you don't buy you don't you know what i'm saying my favorite candy ain't never sitting on the counter well see you know what i'm saying now my son toy been sitting in the middle of the floor now yeah he picked it up now the funny part is i would be an in that situation the only difference is i'm a lot of them and tell them that they're the best girl from earth so you're still lying so you're still lying yeah and like this is a cycle yeah you got to just allow people to to go through love and relationships the way that they need to as long as they get in full honesty and that's just what i want to leave with when it comes to women no that's fire that's hard to do though listen man i struggle you do you think that uh do you get the point where you're like okay i'm ready to settle down yeah yeah like this look no no no no no no so i'd be very clear if my perfect got you my perfect scenario that would happen is the the woman that i was with would find it in her heart to just forgive right won't forget but get to know me today as the person i need today because all the things that i couldn't provide back then i 100 can do today like i would be a today i would be the illest boyfriend i know that like it's like if you if you really locked in with me i would be the illest boyfriend you gotta make her a song well i did that now i put it on that album cover that didn't work i didn't know that she said i love you i love you but i'm not taking it and you know okay yeah you know it's a lot to that so the tick-tock kick going put that on my life i heard somebody i'm gonna make something about you that ain't working well she mexican they don't even listen oh i gotta do some selena like nah it ain't gonna work um nah it's over it's over um but yeah there's there's women that i meet today that are really dope women great potential and i also understand it's time because i'm the person that will rush like we'll meet each other and then three weeks later we in a relationship yep you don't move then i don't move then something that has transpired to make us rush this and not really take the time to get to know each other so knowing that i'm still kind of like that today too that's another thing i got to control so i've had these things where like i'll be texting a girl for three four days straight like damn i ain't a lot this might be it and then she like a toe look a certain way i'm like all right man listen oh my god totally told biggie another time i can't i'll be like yeah i don't like the way your mom got access to your bank account like that don't seem to yeah it's throwing me off all right that's real no yo how y'all i heard that he was only really taking money from white women and asian women yeah i wouldn't believe it so to me he's a hero like i we got it we got dajon twisted no no there was some about him talking to some sisters some kids oh all right all right oh yeah yeah that name all right oh no uh dad him somalian pirate looking at him you can call captain up that the captain now in prison okay um oh why i click on this a girl tweeted and said i don't understand how you want to be a nurse but people then the thread started to go on and some girl ass said how does the two correlate and somebody responded to her said oh you must be a nurse she said no i'm just asking how they correlate she responded nurses are supposed to be good people are more like hairstylists and substitute teachers she was like i see what you're saying if you're going to people you belong at the dmv and in there i'm not going to lie like there is a certain job that the person is supposed to have like if my girlfriend steps out on me and you know huh she got to be a bartender right you know i'm saying if my if my girl steps out on me no no i'm not her i'm saying the dude like the storyline got to make sense like she stepped out on me you know and they got to play basketball or something like and they got a you know i'm saying be a a party promoter or some like the can't be a doctor you know what i'm saying that's going to be making me more salty that's that can happen though huh that can happen i'm just saying you can't be a you can't save lives and my girl and be alive yo that's the dead you know so crazy about because i i dated a nurse and they are some of the most passionate but yet disconnected to life yeah people because you have to be to go into that environment on a day-to-day basis whatever and it's incestuous so when they brought up the nurse nurses be out here How did they get that rap, though? First off, you're in the hospital. The doctors, construction people, and police are the go-to creeps. When people talk about R&B singers, we like creeps by trait. We just got to be creeps. Right, to get to that mindset to even make the song. You go ask a woman any time she's walked past a construction site or an officer, or been to a hospital, them niggas be creepy. Them officers be horny as fuck. Yeah. They see a fine, they pull over a fine girl, they dick be all in the window and shit. Like, back up, nigga. A lot of these nurses coming from certain environments, they got their body done, they looking good today. But yeah, they walk up in that emergency room, that OR, and doctor feel like he got some pull, because he work with her every day, so they got a better understanding. And also, he got bread. Got bread. And she know how much bread he got. It's like one of them occupations where it's like, okay, I know you make $2.50 a year. Who don't love some bread? Come on, now. Now, that's crazy. They are horny, but I'm saying that as a, you can't step out on me with no damn, no doctor. So it matters who it is? Yes, it matters. I'm saying like, top down. I ain't talking about one of them niggas that be in scrubs, like ER. Your lady stepped out on you with a podcaster. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. But he not, but he not. But he only got like 30 subscribers. 30 subscribers? See, now we started to figure out, I'm not mad if she take a step up. If you want to cheat, you better cheat up. Yes. Got to cheat up. Don't, don't. And right now. Obama or bust. Something. That's it. Obama or cheat key. Something. Something. That's all you can do. If I see my lady step out on me, and she's now messing with Christian something from the Doofy Doof podcast, I'm glad you left. Like, that's what you did. Doofy Doof is crazy. Yeah, come on. Get them niggas the worst day ever to the Doofy Doof podcast. What up? What up? Yo, we got a question for you. Let's see if your serve is good. What's something we should normalize? We should, uh, we should normalize Ian Booty. Okay. You know what? I'm guessing you divulge. You know what I'm saying? Indulge? Of course. Of course. It's one of the, the seven wonders of the whole world and stuff, you know? Seven wonders. Like, okay. So like, I hate when people say this, cause they like, it's like, you want other people to join in on like Ian Booty and like. No. But like. No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you just do that yourself? Like, why I got to be normal? No, no, no. But, but there's pros, but there's so many pros though, is what I'm saying. Okay. We got. So let me list them out. We got a sexual expert here too. Yeah. My name is Dr. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, I guess he's okay. So then you can, you can add on to this. Right. So like when you eat the booty, you know what I'm saying? Like you get in all the missed out nutrients and stuff like that. So in reality, right. So like, you're just like getting all the vitamins and stuff like that. So like, you're actually, it's actually really healthy for you. You know, it's like eating a salad. Well, it is eating salad. Exactly. Sir. They don't call it tossing salad for no reason. Okay, sir. Can I switch this around? This, remember, this is Dr. Salgado. Yes. Yes. Sorry. Because, because you enjoy partaking. Does that mean you also like for your salad to be tossed? No. Oh, okay. Well, now we're, now we're, now we're getting somewhere. It's a one-way street. It's definitely a one-way street, yo. So if a girl, so if your girl wanted to eat your ass back, you would say no. Oh, no. Why would you keep her away from the nutrients and the dietary benefits that she would be able to partake in? Well, you know, like, uh, it's just, uh, it's, eeeesh. Gotcha. I need some Nair down there, if you know what I'm saying. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Say some Nair. Yo. What up, what up? Yo. What up, what's going on? Welcome to Craftsman Podcast, bro. Welcome, welcome. I got a, I got a, I got a question for you. I got a question for you. What's something that we should normalize? Bro. Oh, I still get it. Really? Not normalize. He, he coming off a. I can't hear myself. You coming off a bad count. Uh, uh, what's, what's up, what's something that we should normalize? Bro, we have to slap the dog shit out of niggas who eat ass. What are we doing? Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. What are we doing? We just got off a call where the person says they eat ass. I want to add y'all to a three-way call. Maybe, maybe you can talk some sense. This nigga eats ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Make, make sure we give them room to talk. Who are we going to let talk first? We should let the dude who ate ass. Yeah, I think. Come back and give like one more. One more statement. Then we let the dude who want to. I don't want to add people to this shit. Slap the dog shit out of. Yo. Yo. Okay. So we asked, like, you guys, like, you can introduce it, Pat. Okay. So, um, we, we asked the question, what's something we should normalize? And both of y'all had, had opposing answers. And it's both about eating ass. So we're going to let the person go first who said that we should normalize eating ass. We're going to give you a couple of seconds to, you know, explain to this dude why we should eat ass. Okay. You got 15 seconds. Go. All right. Uh, you get nutrients. You get missed out nutrients. Pleasure for the woman. Um, you know what I'm saying? Uh, that, uh, that's it actually. Fuck. Okay. And so, so wait, wait, wait. So the next person said, cause I want to put this statement. He said he, he going to slap the shit out of people that eat ass. So go ahead. Bro. Eh. Nutrients, nigga? Yeah. What you mean, bro? This is not the energy of a nigga that I think would slap the shit out of somebody, though. You say you would slap the shit out of him, though. Nah, but now I'm trying to understand this nigga, though. Fat. Uh, you're talking to flea. That nigga's. No, no, no, cause I, I've never, I've never heard that before. You said you would slap the shit out of him. Yeah. Yeah. No, cause I want him to explain himself first. I'm waiting. What, what nutrients, bro? Shit. What are you talking about? What nutrients? Nutrients, bro. That it's just missed out nutrients. Obviously, that didn't get digested. So you're just gonna, you know, you level up and stuff, you know? Do you not eat? Huh? You level up? Nigga, are you fucking serious? Oh, I eat, bro. I eat. Nah, nah, nah. I'm being serious. If I ever. I eat, bro. If I ever. If you were saying this shit to me in person, bro, I'd slap the dog to that nigga. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, yeah. Are you serious? That's what we want to hear. Nah, nah, nah. What you mean, bro? No, no, no. He already said he would slap that nigga. You level up. You do not level up from eating ass, bro. Nah, dude, I eat ass kind of soft. He literally just said he would slap the shit out you. Wait, I actually got a message from another ass eater. Give me one second. Tell him what you said. You're in a room full of ass eaters? Yeah, yo. I'm dead dogs. If I come to you saying I'm gonna eat your ass, what are you gonna do? What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Get out of here. Wait, wait. Wait a minute. I ain't gonna lie. He flipped it. He flipped it. Now he kind of basing it. He trying to flip niggas. Wait a minute. I don't approve of what you said. Wait, why is he at your house eating ass? Getting nutrients. Eating nutrients. Because we're studying the fat. You guys co-signed this? No, no, no. We just wanted to pitch all against each other. We don't put our sexual stuff. on the pod like that. It's a comedic pod. I don't know what that means, Mac. What the fuck? It's a comedic pod. I'm just agreeing. So y'all gonna slap the shit out of dude or what? So we can get this over with. Where you at, bro? Massachusetts. Massachusetts, bro? Yeah. Where? Where you from? Marlboro. Marlboro? Okay, hold on. Y'all in the same state? Y'all live in the same block? We're in the same state, but we're not in the same state. Let's meet up in Boston after the show, bro. We got a show in Boston. Bro, bro, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Free tickets for both of y'all. He's not coming. I came to the first show. I want to come to this one. No bullshit. Can you guys hook it up? Yeah, we got you. If both of y'all will come, I'll give both of y'all free tickets. Yeah, so if y'all gotta jump in the inbox. I already bought my tickets. I'm coming to Boston, yo. I'm coming to Boston. Yeah, yeah. All right, we got you in free tickets, then. We got you in free tickets. All right. You know what? I'll bring the other guy, too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're going to jump his booty out. Leave me at my home. No, please don't bring that thing. I need my backup. I need my backup. What happened? No, he got your back. That's it. He's trying to send you. Hold on, niggas. I need my bodyguard. You slap me, and then he, you know, he tosses you over. Whoever he naps is getting the dog shit slapped. at first i thought the dude beating up homie was a charge all the shit that they saying is the actual charge that's our boy our boy imani we have a guest in the pod wait who's that saying what up uh the nigga that was slapped oh the nigga that was slapped oh what's good what's good i thought it was the other nigga what's good my g what's good what's good salute what up what up you better slap this nigga yo on dogs all right bro i'll see y'all in boston dm me your full name i'll put you on a list all right big fan of the party yo actually no never mind just don't bring that other nigga you're not getting in yo yo oh man yo what's the word welcome to crash on this podcast what's up dude holy shit all right this is crazy bro i'm gonna watch y'all for a minute bro all right what time is it for y'all this shit late as hell technically too late to be dig riding all right gotcha uh what's your i got a question for you yeah what's your dilemma my dilemma is bro i'm still in love with my ex feel like i'm not though oh we got we got a specialist here for you we got we got we got a special guest uh special guest imani's here right now so he's gonna walk you through this imani uh is q there no no no explain your situation imani dude all right so bro we was together for like four years she was good and she was talking about some yo let's get a dog and let's get a place together so we move out i'm like 18 i'll turn 20 next week and so we move out i got this place and we plan house and shit and then like one day she just like nah and we coming back from sonic and i'm low-key hungry as hell so like i didn't eat like i ate like a hot pocket for for lunch and then i went to an interview and as i went to this interview i like they were like a they were like hey we like you but you don't qualify like you have to have your license for two years and it was like a car dealership so i got d uh i got dq'd and so i'll come home no i didn't get the job dude they sent me everywhere bro i didn't get the job how do you lose your girl yeah that's we're getting off it's broke she didn't even tell me nothing for real so as we're coming back from sonic i get this fucking burger and she's like damn i'm and it's like this uh the double something something don't matter and so she's like damn and you know when you like press the red button and you can like you're talking to the like the car person she said damn like to her to me and like anybody else who's around so i'm low-key offended i'm like damn like you can have something like in private or something and so i'm like hey like you've been mean recently and um yeah that's why i hate when 20 year olds come on this my my brother let me let me give you let me help you let me let me shorten this because i don't even need any more of the story i could tell you exactly what happened when she left yeah i go she's how old is she she's 20 she's 20 and she realized that you guys are broke she realized that she'd probably do better but i got money though how you got money how you were eating sonic bro we was going out what are you talking about we got food at the crib and we and we eat now like what do you mean you don't even know it you don't even know you're struggling that's how young you know you're struggling yeah you're going sorry okay okay okay so it's over bro where's she at now she had her parents house parents house okay does she got a new dude no no how you know i mean we've been we've been broken up for like a month so oh yeah she got don't let allow phones at the steakhouses that's right you might you might you might have a chance to get in the bike you might have a chance maybe just give up bro hey but all right i've been up i've been up there so what yo yo why are you saying what soon as you get on the phone yo you putting on your medical glasses hold up you putting on your medical glasses nah i'm trying to come on bro come on bro you ready yeah patient listener be easy on them bro i am i am patreon try to get out i'm reading this chat all right i got a question for you bro all right what's up all right uh what's something that we should normalize uh we should normalize dudes talking like girls in what way uh two ways uh the first way is more of like the mental health thing kind of like just being able to get shit off your chest okay shit like that yeah i like that yeah that's a good one second way second way is uh like not too much i don't like when you know niggas are sassy and whatnot but you know girls be like clocking and whatnot so you want to say that yeah you want to say clock it no i don't know no no no i just be hearing it and some should be going off uh i'll be saying period i ain't gonna lie i do that i don't think we've given them enough of a safe space because like the way you questioned them and made them go back into a show okay so sometimes if i want my girl she say something i'd be like clock it period go ahead bro what else you want to say that's it for real i mean you want to say like the like i like i like being clipped though like she ate or like what oh no that was i he said wait what you said you like me what i like being clipped oh yeah yeah yeah no no no come on now you ain't never heard that one that's uh that's the newest that's that's my that's my new lingo but yeah bro we're getting clipped tonight yeah exactly bro it's like crazy lit crazy lit all right y'all gotta have that one i'm too old for that shit come on man help me i'm about to get a shirt made gene get the shirts going it's clear please give me a just don't hey we still we still testing it out do not say it to any women until we get it going first do not wear that shit i wear the work all right they're gonna put you in that training they're gonna fail three times all right all right bro you have a good one bro all right y'all have a good one let's click all right this next sponsor really turns the tables on data brokers by 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nigga i got a this year 26 20 you said what be proud of your car bro 2026 anything is pretty good it's really good yeah nah pat nigga don't play with me that's great i just got done listening to y'all last second to last episode i ain't got to this current joint but shit type shit type shit type shit i got oh let me read my phone that's a 2026 um i got a question i fuck with pat though man that nigga stupid nah i fuck with you too bro if you had the power to invent anything at the drop of a hat you invent what would you use it for man what i said i said some glasses that you take like a I'm going to keep this interchangeable from a good nigga or a good shorty who's like, shit, a motherfucker that you really ain't supposed to be fucking with. Like a social type of? Nah, kind of like how the Metaglasses is. Kind of like on some Metaglasses nigga that can be able to read a person's profile. Okay, like social currency then. Yeah, yeah. So how would you want it to display though? Because it's like, I got the glasses on and I'm looking at a woman. What is it supposed to tell me? It'll kind of be like where the glasses will kind of just make that whole little, like it'll go through the little you dig. Like iron eyes. And then it'll just like pop up. Yeah, like it'll just pop up like green light. That's it? I don't know what you mean, that's it. I was thinking you're going to be like their dating profile. If you want me to indulge in it. No, I'm not fucking with that. If you want me to indulge in it, yeah, it'll pull up. It'll probably pull up like that. Indulge in it. Yeah, I'm done. Where are you from? Like, I'm from Louisiana. Okay, go ahead now. I didn't want to get y'all. I live in Texas right now. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, but if I got to indulge in it, it'll say like the top five or ten qualities of that person. Opposed to, you know what I'm saying? This motherfucker do this, do that. Yeah, you kind of got to pick your poison. But, you know, shit, if too many things are, like the motherfucker got the only thing, and the nigga, like, ain't working, ain't making no friends, got no job type shit, like, that'll be the most prominent things. But, yeah. You know, I think it just needs to be red light, green light. But that's what I said in the first place. That nigga said it wasn't enough. No, he just wanted you to indulge a little bit. No, man, I think that shit would be fine. I think it'll save a lot of motherfuckers from, like, you know, shit. So, how's the dating world been going for you now? Man, the dating scene is, it is what it is. I'm kind of a person that's, like, introverted. So, I look, I be to myself a lot. And, uh, I had a, I had a, nah, nigga, I said I be to myself, nigga. Freaky chat in the past. Freaky, freaky, freaky mic in the chat. Freaky gene. I said freaky gene, too. What the fuck I do? Freaky gene in this bitch, man. Fuck it. Okay. But, nah. One bad, one sad. My day, like, man, what's up, nigga? I don't know, man. Y'all just trying to indulge in the conversation. That nigga gonna take one word. He gonna take one word. I know he gonna fuck with this bitch. All right, bro. All right, man. You have a good one, bro. We about to go ahead and indulge with another listener, bro. Man, come on. All right, bro. You come to the Texas show? One of the Texas shows? Look, man, I just, I DM'd y'all niggas, man. I followed them to Miami. I followed them to the Miami show, man. But I probably won't make it. So, I want to see. I already bought my ticket to the Miami bit, though. He's playing us. We got to try to work something out. He said he got his tickets to Miami. DMS, DMS, DMS. I might figure out a way. If you don't refund the Miami ticket, if you don't refund the Miami ticket, I got you with a Houston ticket. Far away. I do whatever y'all niggas need me to do. But, what the fuck was that? Man, chill the fuck out, man. I gave you a clear option. I gave you, I didn't even give you an option. Nah, that's fine. I said I do what I need to do. That's what I need to do. I do what I need to do. All right, bro. Nigga busted the dog for the ticket, man. Bro, what? All right, man. Bullshit, man. Yeah, that nigga, the ticket, he gave his ass up. I said, hey, bro, I'm going to hook you up with a ticket. Just because you can't make the other one. He's like, nah, nah, I got to do something for this. Nigga said, I don't work for free, bro. My mama told me, never take nothing for free. So here's some ass, brother. Oh, man. Yo. Yo. What's going on? No chilling, podcasting and shit, bro. How you doing? Dude, it's great. It's been crazy. I literally just watched you all day today at work. Oh, shit. Type shit? Yeah. You fuck with type shit? Fuck the episode? I was watching clips. I'm going to be honest with you. Facebook clips. I got to sneak in and out and watch them. Facebook clips. I haven't heard that. Sneak. Sneak, yeah. They don't let you watch us at your place of employment? No, it's more like I'm, like, wanted a lot. No. I'm like, what you watching us at? A clan rally or something? Big one of the big ones. Oh, my God. Looked at his head, watching the crash. I'd be like, yeah, man, I love you. Oh, shit. What? Oh, who said that? All right. I got the question for a fact. Absolutely. Mike is funny. All right, if you had the power to invent anything at the drop of a hat, what would you invent and what would you use it for? So I would create like an IQ gun. It would be like reading a thermometer or something so I could gauge the IQ so I can avoid these awkward combos I've been having where I get a little too in depth about something. And then they're, like, hung up on the first part. I was laughing. I'm sending a message right now. No, it's all good. The last caller said, hold on real quick. The last caller said, because we just, because he just said some weird shit before he got off. He was like, I'd do anything for a ticket, basically. And then he said, if I don't make the pot, I'm coming for you, niggas. What? What? That's a little weird. I'm not going to lie. What do we do? What do we do to deserve this, man? Go ahead. What would you invent? I was inventing an IQ gun. And the reasoning why is so that I could gauge how much of a conversation, like how in depth I'm going to go. I got some questions. Name your top five favorite black people. Oh, you know. Oh, I'm going to hang up. Oh, Michael Jackson. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Michael Jordan. All right. Obama. Oh, my God. He's like, it's like the startup pack. You might have to go 10 because these first three don't count, bro. Damn. Can I say Kanye? Sure. Okay. Sure. Fuck. You're not really going to make me go for it, huh? I'm scared. Give me a minute. What's like, what's like scaring you right now? Talking to you to Michelle Obama. But can we, can I get a half a point on that one? Okay. What? Why does that need half a point? He just wants half a point. Whoa. Sorry. Not like that. You said that it wasn't like worth a point. Gotcha. Gotcha. I got it. Okay. You're safe. I am sweating so hard right now. Um, wow. This, this should be. Hey, you know what? It's the pressure. I mean, you guys answer really quick too. You watching any sports? No. Okay. I can, I could take a lot of actors, actresses. I could take a lot of black people. I don't watch. I don't really watch any TV either or movies. I'm kind of a hermit. So that's where the struggle is coming from. You got any black friends you want to put on the list? I live in like new England. So, you know, that there's only like three or four. He said, you know. I, you know, there's like no black people. None. Like, I mean, like, I, Oh, wait, wait, wait. I actually had my first black friend in high school. Cause I went through private school. What happened to him? He's doing good. He's good. I don't know. Okay. Not like not to be, I'm not trying to be offensive, but I'm just really trying to like tap into your brain. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. Um, don't do that. Now you're making a pause. No, that's weird. Oh, like, how do you watch us? Like, like you're not around a lot of black people. So like, how do you find somebody like us? Um, because you guys are funny as fuck. That's why. Um, laughter has no. Yeah. Let's put it on. Boom. Oh, I don't, I don't like your. I don't like your. I don't like your. Listen, I'm trying. I'm trying. I swear. I swear. I'm trying here. They bother me a lot. I'm not. You can add us to your list. It's me, Pat, Gene, and you can add Carrie to add us to your list of black people. Oh, hell yeah. Yes. Okay, man. You have a good one, brother. Oh, all right. Uh, another tweet of the week. Somebody said, where do white people go from Rome? I'm tired of niggas swag surfing around my friend's house. They go to like Cracker Barrel. They go to Cracker Barrel. Really? For brunch? No, they haven't been out for brunch in a while. You know it's like a white people's spot when it's like a, like it's a legit hour away. Oh, that's a fact. Like, they look at you dead nice. It'll be an hour and a half. And they wait, but they wait too, though. Because you know us, we're like, we're going to figure out the next spot. We'll drive 45 minutes away. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Just to get me. and sit with you instead of waiting until 45. - It's an ego thing, like you're about to have me wait. - Yo, our ego, it's the greatest thing about us as black people, our ego. If anybody watching, I'm black, you know. I'm not, I ain't playing with y'all. I'm not playing with y'all, I'm not playing with y'all. Our ego is some of the most beautiful, but most restrictive thing that we have. It would really get in the way of us doing some real easy shit in life. Like that example, I remember being the person that I'll go pop up, yo, can I get a table for two? Yo, it's 30 minute wait, I'll put your name on a list. Nah, I'm good, get in the car, drive an hour, just so I can sit down quicker, 'cause my ego won't let me stand and wait somewhere. - If they do the number thing, I'm good. Like they say, what's your number? We'll text you when it's ready. - Yeah, that thing, y'all can go wild. - I might do a lap a little bit. - I'll do that, that's the cheesecake family theory. I'm with that. - If they're just calling out names, I'm good, bro. - I'm not writing my name on the list, yo. - Nah, even when I skip the line at clubs now, and then the security guard be like, hold on boss, I'd be like, nah, I'm not doing that. - I'm not doing that. - No, that shit over with, there's nothing, 'cause if I wait and it's ass in there, I gotta take this bottle to the back of his head. - I hate when there's a line when the place is empty, and they know it's not rocking. - Oh yeah, but the line is to try to get it rocking. - Yeah. - Listen, I figure all that out, and I'm very cool with, like if I'm out of town and I'm in a spot where, I'm not known to the United States so easily that I can just walk in anywhere. So if I go to Florida or somewhere, and it's a nice little spot, and I wanna walk in, and they like, hey, give me a second, I got no problem with that, I'm cool. But in my city though? - Yeah, that's how I am. - Nah. - If it's where I'm at? - Nah. - Hell nah. - Yeah. - Like I'm straight, I'll be back. - Yeah. - No, no, I won't be back. - No, but I'll be back when I'm bigger, I got you. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - I must not be big enough, I'll be back. I'll be back when I'm on hard. - Okay, okay, I got beef with niggas, now, okay. You know, I was like, standing out the AI game, because I use AI a couple times for some things, so I don't wanna be a hypocrite. But, niggas and women actually accepting compliments for like, they putting, you know, their favorite picture into chat GPT or whatever, and they getting back an 80s version of theyself, and then they accepting compliments, like people are like, oh, you look so good, and they saying things like that, and they're like, oh, you look so good, and they're saying things like that, and they're like, oh, you look so good, thank you. Nigga, that's not you. This is not you. This is not you. You not that. It'd be taking the rolls off the back of people's neck. I got rolls in the back of my neck. It's like sometimes Chad DBT be taking the rolls off the back of my neck. That's not me. Yo, I think first off, we just live in an era where people are just becoming robots. Yeah. Just robots. We just, we, we don't think for ourselves. We don't really have anything to put out there. We're just like, even these trends, people feel like they have to do it just because the ecosystem and the algorithm is saying, do it. Like we're not thinking for ourselves, which also in turn, you just take any bit of attention you can get. Yeah. Like you will really sit there and believe that that's you at some point. Like the, like AI really has us thinking that some of the stuff that we do is like with music. Oh, that's true. Like a nigga will really put a, uh, that Felix guy, my cousin Hicks. What? He got a whole AI. Oh, that's not, that wasn't him making the music. No. I was like, he was good. Like, and this will go take that outside. This is going to be like, I'm killing. It's like, no nigga. That is robot seven, four, five, six, three, nine, nine. Like he's nice. You know, that's funny. No, I think they just be tripping with the AI stuff, bro. And just like, I can't, I can't sit here and give people compliments. They got to stop with the flyers. I know. I've said this before, but like the flyers have the stars is bad. Cause I'm like, there's other ways to do the flyers and make them like different, but it's like, everybody's using the same font. I tried it. I tried it. And then I put a picture of myself on it and they turned me into like John legend or some shit. Like, like it was like, yo, go get with a graphic designer. You don't do kind of look like cartoon character. Arthur. I've heard that before. I don't, I don't like it. No, bro. That's a perfect Halloween. I don't like it, but I don't think it's like for like, you don't look like author. You look like very similar human version of yes. Yes. Like, but you look so like they did a live action version. Yeah. It's not like any movie directors. If y'all get to a point where you want to go ahead and make the author movie and you already be making fists. That's not, that's crazy. I remember we were doing the sexual harassment training at work and this nigga behind me failed it three times. Talk about dev. That's sexual harassment, too. Wait, I got to get to, does he still work there? How did he go? First of all, you fell the first time. You're supposed to get fired once you feel the first time. No HR failed. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. I'm trying to get through this one. I remember we were doing the sexual harassment training at work. This nigga beside me failed three times. Talk about dev. That's sexual harassment too. We can't do shit in this bitch. He said this after every scenario. Yo, you know, you're supposed to go to the work. You ain't supposed to get no ass. Like nah. Niggas be horny though. Yo. Niggas is a horny epidemic. No, you always find out who the horny is. Like if you weren't corporal, you're supposed to go to the hospital. You're supposed to go to the hospital. You're supposed to go to the corporate before you find out who the horny is on Fridays. Cause that's when like niggas get like, it'd be like four o'clock. That's the bar joint. Yeah. Corporate, corporate parties too. The holiday parties, casual dressing. The CEO might bring in a couple of beers, you know, trying to be cool and shit like that. Then you really get, you know, get to talking and just like, you only talk to this dude about corporate shit. And then you finally get them off the clock. And the first thing you say, man, Sidney Sweeney's titties. You married with three kids, man. Off the clock though, man. That you were just tit for tat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, I never want to have to do that again. I never want to have to work for nobody else. I'm not suggesting that to everybody because I've had plenty of years just being dead drunk, wishing I would have went and had a job. What are you? Yeah, man. I don't know. That hunger will change you. Eating ramen every day will change you. No, for real. I'm not a ramen person. Come on. You don't know the different ways to make it. You ain't never had the turbo crust all the way around. No. We had this thing called, in Nigeria, we had this thing called indomie. Huh? Indomie. It's kind of like a ramen. Oh, yeah. Okay. I heard of that before. Y'all put hot dogs in y'all? No, no, no. All right, so you ain't. Eggs. You put hot dogs in your ramen? What? I cut up hot dogs? Come on now. Like hot dogs? Yeah. I might put some chicken and broccoli in it. That's all that's in the fridge. You got to work with something in the fridge. No, we do like tomatoes, onions, peppers, and fried eggs. I don't even know how y'all doing all that. Yo, all that? Ain't no vegetables in the cake. All that flavor you trying to get? Just shake that pack up? That's some barbarian ass shit. Oh. Hot dogs? Come on now. And y'all microwaving the hot dogs, aren't you? No, no, no. You boil it all. Come on now. You boil it. I can do the water with it. Because you get the hot dog water mixed with the- Oh, my gosh. You ain't never did that? No. Yo, what's up, y'all? That shit is- Sometimes you drain it to get the bottom of the hot dog water. Oh, my God. You got to leave a little water in there. You crazy? You ain't never had that before? Fuck no. Come on now. Yo, the cooking episode? Yeah. I'm going to come through and make niggas ramen, man. Oh, that's fine. We'll do that. I got you, man. Rob, man. Okay. Okay. This is my new thing. I don't know if it's because I think I might be fatigued from pie, because I think we- You probably- I don't know how many episodes you had that you've done in your life. I think we probably over like 300 or 400 total. Somebody came up to me the other day. I was getting my hair cut, and they were just like, bro, who do you think better, Steph Curry or James Harden? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And at that time, I realized, I don't like giving niggas my opinion if I don't got a mic in front of my face. I was just like, I don't care. I don't know. It's just like, I can't sit there and debate unless it's somebody I care about, and it's like, oh, my mom or dad talking about politics, and I want to go out with them. Something you're actually passionate about. Yeah. I got a crazy story, man. I got a crazy story, and I'm debating if I want to tell it, fuck it, I'll tell it. I ain't got no girl. Yeah. There we go. I see it. Optimism. See that? Yeah, come on, bro. He said it was a pessimist. It kicked in. It kicked in. You're going to make a great husband, bro, in the future. You might change your mind when I say this. So I went to a sex party the other day. Crazy. Okay. All right. The other day? Yeah. Okay. Just recently. Okay. You didn't just come from there just now, right? No, no, no, no. Okay. No. Some people already stopped listening. Some people left this pod thinking you were a good nigga. They betrayed you. Went, me and my homegirl went, right? Homeboy. Oh, boy. No, but it's like really my homegirl. Got you, got you, got you. Like, we. Yes, yes. Okay. We all do that. We all go to sex parties with our homegirl. Yeah, everybody. That's a simple dance piece. Go ahead, bro. We're going to finish it. So I walk in, chilling. Everything's not started yet. We're waiting for them to give the whole speech that they usually give. Usually? Well, it's a speech that you have to give, like protection and. Okay. Oh, this is not your first one? Oh, no. Okay. Okay. No. This is like, you know, whatever shit. So they give me the speech, whatever this and this and this and that. And I'm sitting there like, all right, waiting for the moment to happen. Because within the past year, people are now starting to recognize me way more. Before this past year, it was decent, but this year, it's like, all right. So I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh, man, I'm going to have a party. Ain't nobody going to say, good. So my homegirl like, yo, let's go grab some drinks. And boom, boom, boom. We come back, sit back down. We go grab the drinks. Standing there, you know, you just see somebody and just give them the head nod. Like, so I give somebody a head nod. Wait in. I feel a tap. Turn around, he's like, yo, I rock with you on the JVP, bro. Goddamn. I'm like, I don't know. Are y'all fully clothed at this point? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, everything clothed. And then at a certain point, right after that, he like, yo, let me ask you a question. When y'all be shooting, I said, wait. But that's about podcast 10 minutes before he gets. Direct is hilarious. He's shaking up the loop. So, yo, bro. Yo, so that, so that take, so that take ish hat on. It's like, like, I don't want to talk about ish. You make you stick out your hair. Yeah, you good. You good. Yo, so it's funny that you would say that because I've had instances where I really be wanting to turn my brain off from having to talk, period. Yeah. Like, I enjoy talking, but it is now a job. So now at like any other job, you want to have. You want to have some space where you don't have to do your job. So not only am I talking on the JVP, I'm talking to my own and then I'm shooting other content and then I have to go home and have my kids I got to talk to. Then I got family. It's just like, I'll be having days where I let people know, yo, I'm talked out for today. I will literally text or hit you later. I got to start that. So, so fuck all that. We're going to go back to how long we're at this sex party. And are these sex parties at someone's house or like a venue? Yeah. Give us a. No, so this last one was like from 3:00 to 10:00, like 3:00 in the afternoon. The fact that we did it during the afternoon is sick. 3:00 to 10:00 with the lights on, but it's not, not, not, not this place. This place was it. They don't do it at people's homes. They do it at, you know, spots. Very safe, very clean, very whatever. And I know people joke a lot about that industry and they, they, it has a very negative connotation, especially after the whole Diddy thing and all that, but it's really the safe. This most purist form of sexual expression. It's people going there. It's not always a thing of going there to go ahead and have sex. There's people that literally go there just to connect and hug and kiss and cuddle and just to that's had sitting in a chair in the corner and that you have people that literally go there, sit in the chair in the corner and just watch the festivities. Freelance cooking. I mean, there's a, there's a, there's a world where people enjoy this and they want to be able to go somewhere in a safe way and partake and not have to go. To the, you know, to, to Diddy's house. They got it. They want to do so. Yeah. How do you first get invited to this? Is it word of mouth? The first time I ever went, well, I dated somebody who was in the adult industry and she kind of just opened my world to that scene and all that. And then after that, you know, you'd be, you'd be surprised how many people walk around with this very straight. Very regular idea that in the back of their mind, they really want to try all of these different things. They're just not brave enough to say it. And they also not brave enough to actually go forward with it or it with someone who is against it. It's so funny too. Cause my, my friend that I went with always wanted to go. She could just never tell boyfriend whatever she was feeling like going to be judged. Right. But she also don't want to go. She doesn't want to go with a dude who she feels you have to worry about expecting something to happen because you don't have to do anything just because you go there. And she knew that I was totally cool. So she's like, yo, like, let's go to one together. And I'm like, all right, cool. Bet. Like, you know, I'm never going to try nothing with you and vice versa. And I'm also allowing you to go, go enjoy. See if this is something you like. And that's it. I just, I just believe in everybody being able to just be real about themselves. Yeah. I think that's good though. And that's a perfect situation to have. Cause if I had to pick out of my friends to where I would go with, it would only be my friend. That's a woman. Cause I couldn't imagine being like at a sex party with Mike. And then like, it's time for me to go. Cause I'm all sexed out. He's like, nah, come on, man. And I'm busting in the room. Like you see my friend, Mike. And I just keep seeing different shit. Like, you see bike? God damn. Did some of your friends? Yeah, King. I'm trying to figure out this thing, King. Yeah. Certain things you don't need to know about your friend. Yeah. I'm cool. But I can answer the door with an apple in his mouth. Oh, I know. Oh, Uber home, man. You go, go Uber yourself. Oh, man. Oh, that's what, that's what I missed. Cause you were talking about, um, I was talking about, I was talking to them in an Uber. We saw somebody at the airport. Uh, that's pretty famous. Basketball player going through a lot of controversy right now. And we knew that we couldn't go up to him because he's probably been approached so much by reporters on some negative stuff. And I realized like, if I went up to him, I guarantee he would probably would've waved me off or said just what up or whatever. And I wouldn't have gotten no reaction. And that was a first time in my life where I was like, I understand just a tiny bit, just 1% with those dudes that be trolling celebrities. Mm-hmm. Why they do it. I finally understood why I don't agree with it, but I understood why, because they know certain people, if I go up to them, this conversation is over in 0.5 seconds. Yeah. The person going, what up? Yeah. But if I go over there and be negative, then I could probably get a little bit of reaction. And it lasts a little bit longer. I saw, we saw Kawhi Leonard at the airport and I was like, and I was like, he looked very like, he was on like the, I know people know who I am. I'm gonna keep looking this way and this way. We all buy like the Ubers at LGA. I'm looking this way and this way. He ain't want nobody approaching him. He could just tell. So I was looking at him. him. I'm like, damn, dude won't even look over here so I can be like, you know, Kawhi the Claw. You know, I was going to do some corny shit like, you know what I'm saying? And he wouldn't even give me that. So that made me want to go over there and be like, nigga, where the money at, nigga? How much you got left? So without a doubt, that's it. They should have been got your ass, man. You know what, though? I'll be honest with you. I've been on the side. First of all, there's not a celebrity on earth that I'm going to ever want to go approach and talk to. Not even Obama? Nah. You wouldn't want to talk to Obama? I would talk to Obama. If Michael Jackson came up out the grave, I'd go talk to him. Other than that, I don't, I just don't have that because I understand what that has to feel like to just want to live a regular life. Like, I'm just traveling. I'm not here to be that. Like, I'm Kawhi Leonard, but my purpose and why you even know me is for my basketball skills. I'm not on a basketball court right now. Like, I'm here just being a regular person, traveling, doing whatever. So I should toss that nigga a ball and say, yo. Yo, sign this. Yo, let's hoop right now. Yeah. But yo, other than that, like, I believe in, and there are celebrities that are welcoming in that way where no matter what, cool, like, they're going to let you approach or have a conversation. But whenever I see people moving, let that nigga be. The trolling, the trolling thing, I'll never understand. Yeah. I'll never understand it. I can't ever respect it because it's not even, it really just speaks to your character. Like, you that, you that lonely inside or you need that much attention to just go run up to, like, you have to do it. And not even to get the reaction that you really want, because what you really want is a good reaction. But you know, you're not going to get the good reaction. So I'll just take anything. I'll take whatever you got. It's like, I didn't come to the restaurant to get pizza. I wanted steak. Yeah. But you know what? If you got pizza, give me some pizza. Like, nah, I'm like, that's how I know I got a big heart. Because like, when people troll me, sometimes when the easier it is for me to joke with them, the lighter I go on them. Like, if somebody trolling me and they ain't got no profile picture or something, I might get in there and get creative. Like, I'm trying to hurt your feelings because you hiding behind this account. But if somebody trolling me and then I go look at their life, you know, they 26. They ain't got no girls in their shit. They ain't got no neck. Like, they in a nosebleed at a losing baseball team. Like, are you in a nosebleed at the fucking Padres game and shit? It's just like, I don't want to go too hard on you because it look like your life in shambles already. I got, yeah, I got three people right now that I enjoy trolling. Because now I'm taking back everything. But they're celebrities that actually go around, mess with other people. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's like Adam 22 or somebody like that. Oh, my God. Like, I like mess. Like, at this point, now I want to look for any reason to poke at you. First off, you bank so much off of our culture. And we like, we've allowed it at this point. So you should be a little bit more gracious and how you go about just being a part of it, but you're not. And you already cemented yourself. Like, there's nothing we can do at this point that would just like totally rid him. He can't get canceled. Yeah. So cool. We'll deal with the fact that you here. We got to allow that, right? But you got the nerve to even be playing with people in this industry that you really shouldn't be playing with. That you really shouldn't be playing or talking about. Cool. So now when you go ahead and you be funny with me, the guy who really, I ain't, I ain't got no shame in nothing. There's nothing you can say about me that's going to make me like go on. I mean, you go to sex parties, so shit. I've been homeless, been broke. I've already told all the stories about all the crazy things I've done. There's nothing at this point that you can come out and say that's going to make me feel like, oh, man, you got me. That's a superpower. Yeah, that is a superpower. This is like kind of exposing people for what people don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He did such and such. Yeah. So when you do that and then try to play with me in a manner, my only thing now is let me just poke at the reality of what really is just clown shit. Just real clown shit. I'll do that with him. Yeah. Anybody else? Like the other two people, I won't even mention. Yeah. Because I don't even, because I'm trolling them, but I don't think they get it yet. Got it. So I want them to set, like I want them to have to watch more podcast episodes to learn. I don't understand the purpose of anybody needing to make someone else feel like shit. I don't. If you're starting off, if you're just in the industry, just trying to work, trying to work, get your shit up. Cool. There's a way to do it without really shitting on someone. Yeah. But there's certain people in this industry who just get a kick out of playing with people. Yeah. And then when they get hit back, they want to become victim. Like super victim, like hiding all the way behind the law. Yeah. Yeah. And just like being on some. I hate that. That's the other thing I hate. I hate the scariness of it. Of you playing like that verbally. And then when someone says, yo, when I see you, I'm a smack fly out of you. And your response is, oh man, control your anger. And it's like, oh, why you always want to go to fisticuffs? It's like, no, man. Like. He can't hold a conversation. Yeah. No, I can't. No. No. No, I'm not eloquent. I don't have a, my vocabulary is trash. How about that? I said, I said cantaloupe when I meant to say antelope last episode. That's the thing. If I make that mistake in an argument, I'm swinging first. Yeah. Cause I feel dumb. Now I feel like I caught my dumbness. Yes. So now I gotta hit you. Yeah. I gotta go full barbarian. Yeah. If I stutter, nigga, watch out. Yeah. Shut your bib. Start pronouncing words wrong. Yeah. Come on, yo. All right, money. Appreciate you coming on the podcast. Yo, this, this was hilarious. Yo, I learned a lot. What I did learn is booty has nutrients. Okay. They know that. I learned you are a pessimist. I'm an optimist. For, for now. Yeah. That's what pessimists say. They keep, they love, they love the word optimist. I'm the most optimistic person. I'm more optimistic than you. No, bro. You're a pessimist. No, I'm not, bro. Come on now. Come on now, bro. Out of me and Pamela. Okay, you're paranoid. That's why you didn't make the NFL right there. Oh my God. That attitude. And I, and I learned in regards to you, I've learned that you like to get clit. Yeah. Yes, I actually do. Multiple. Multiple. Whoa. Oh, shit. I love that. See? See, that's what the word get. You got to watch me get like that. You get that nigga in trouble. I'm trying to start a business, nigga. Baby, listen. The models for it is clit. You don't need to be here. They just doing the shirts. You think about it. Lose a relationship over a word. Be the first nigga on earth to ever lose his girl because he created a word on the pilot. She just don't understand how business works. You get a word close by. Got to go with it. Oh man. Anything you got to shout out, bro? Uh, shout outs to Joe Budden podcast. Shout outs to all eyes on E shout outs to, um, new record. I have out called no good. Go check that out. Oh, you got new music. Yeah, I did it just cause come on now. Come on now. You know, you gotta, you gotta, what was the, the, the story behind the song? Honestly, not for me. I just had a fire song. I said, Oh yeah, I'll record that. Okay. Um, it was really just honestly getting back, having fun with music. It's been a minute since I put out music consistently. Uh, the record was there. He was like, yo, let's get to it. The audience too. And the audience is there. So I was like, no, why not? But I feel like that make you more powerful though. I've been trying to tell him like, like he bought, no, this is, this is some like, like ups to you. Like you're, you're a really good boxer. Yes. And then like, if, if you put like his boxing skill up to like, he's a podcaster, it puts him over a lot of people. So I feel like when you have like two talents, it's good to like go in, like you, you might not make a, a tick tock hit in, you know, 10 years, but the fact that you putting out quality music and then you can go jump on a pod is niggas that not even able to do one of them. Yeah. So you should be able to flex. You should start going out and just knocking it out. Yeah. No, no, no, no. He ain't tried it yet. Since he got the skill, he ain't touching nobody. Cause you want some Keith Lee shit. Cause like Keith Lee really like. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he was doing a MMA. I knew him before MMA, before even his tick tocks. Yeah. You knew him as Kevin because his brother, Kevin Lee was more popular at the time and he was in the UFC and he was on like a crazy winning streak. Take it from me. Whenever you just hit a nigga on camera and the metrics go up. Whatever. I don't want to get no fights. Whatever views you averaging right now. Yeah. Yeah. You go hit somebody. No, I feel like that. And just scream. Don't show me grace after that. No, you got, you got the second best clip. Cause the first best clip is like the two dudes, they were sitting on a couch and they were just like, no nigga, let's battle rap. And then they were just like, what's the rules to the battle rap? He said, don't say nothing about my mama. My mama did. He said, don't say that about my daddy. My daddy did. First bar nigga. Your mama did. Anything else? Nah, man. Salute. Salute to everybody. Thank you guys for having me. Thanks for coming. I appreciate you. I'm why you out here. If you guys need anything, I mean anything, uh, religious food wise, anything like that. We might be good on the sex parties, but he good on the sex party. I just need to go. I need a mask. A masquerade one or whatever they call it. No, I want the whole, the leather gimp. I only want to breathe through my nose. I just want you to know they kick niggas out walking to the same place. like that's a charge what is you saying you can't come in there with a mask on no really no why why is that you're not robbing the but what does that want to say like i just want to say i'm not there you want to stay incognito yeah um well i i think that's the place where everyone there is respectful and we're not going to out people for for what's going on there oh so they just oh i did have a question for you about the sex parties have you ever seen somebody in public like yo i seen him at a sex party before i i had part i had part took with a a young lady there at some point so we'll see you i don't know if you're watching this but um and we didn't speak after that like we exchanged instagrams and all that we didn't speak anything like that and i did happen to run into her like while in manhattan but she was holding someone's hand and they were looking very happy did you get a nod no i just kept walking okay she saw me i saw her yeah yeah it was very clear yeah yeah she did not want anything nothing to do with you you could tell them too yeah yeah she ain't she i ain't okay that was actually in brooklyn too oh yeah that was at brooklyn we probably went to the same one what was the building color no no no there was a mask in there though no i heard y'all was playing jeopardy with a dick no no no no jean was there too we all were there you can't play spin the bottle but it wasn't it wasn't uh it wasn't uh uh it wasn't a sex party it was a bondage so it was like a bondage party okay it was like techno music but i was in there with like a bright orange vest on because we didn't know some girls brought us to a party that we didn't really know a bright heart i wasn't we weren't just for the occasion we were there with some some girls that wanted us to go there what occasion was you dressed for with a bro we were out here for a pop-up okay for clothing pop-up so i was just like in my but everybody was there was black with black leather so when we walked in we saw like people spinning on like a little uh and they had masks on it was just like i don't know there's people dudes with the ass cheeks out it was but they were like hitting like this that's what i'm saying i was wanting to it's a lot of eyes wide shut type yeah yeah but i mean like i said as long as it's safe everyone there is happy and no one feels violated enjoy life how you want to enjoy it invite pat the next sex party y'all and let's do a naked mosh pit all right y'all peace tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at bj's wholesale club saving up to 25 off grocery store prices beef jerky microwave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with bj's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com mesquite and save ten cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save it arrives in a cloud of feathers with a cry to wake the dead espolón tequila balanced delicious perfect for nights out nights in and people who like to drink tequila just add ice lime and your mouth then hold on time 100 agave zero percent ego tequila for a real margarita ride the rooster espolón tequila 40 alcohol by volume 80 proof copyright 2026 compagnie america new york new york drink responsibly hi there i am fully charged and here to tell you toy story 5 is now on disney plus it's been too long cowboy woody buzz and jesse are back for a brand new adventure with some seriously cool new tech what holy butterscotch you said it jesse so save your batteries and watch the global phenomenon at home and the best part it's perfect for the whole family power up your movie night and watch disney and pixar's toy story 5 now streaming on disney plus rated pg