Andrew Shulz: A Joke About Hormones

[MUSIC] With IVF, you got to trick the female body into making, not one egg a month, like 20 or 30. How do you do that? >> Shots. >> Shots, or you could take them to NBA All-Star Weekend? >> [LAUGH] >> Bro, you get these chicks around Max Contract players, it's a fucking PES dispenser down there, right? >> [LAUGH] >> No, you're right, shots, 100%. You basically got to shoot the women up with the female hormones estrogen and progesterone, you want to increase those levels inside the body. Those are the hormones that make women, right? Testosterone is what makes men men. So every morning I inject my wife, every evening I inject her, every morning I inject her, every evening I inject her. And I'm sure there's a coincidence, but the more woman juice I would inject in my wife. Well, what do you think happened to her demeanor if you could guess? >> [LAUGH] >> Do you think she became real logical or? >> [LAUGH] >> My God, you're so good at parking all of a sudden, how do you get so good at parking? >> [LAUGH] >> Do you think she went best, shit, fucking crazy? >> [LAUGH] >> Option C, Kunt, thank God I had some testosterone left over so many times she got a little too wild, bang, I just hit her with the teeth. Not enough to box for Algeria and the Olympics, just enough to come out. >> [LAUGH] >> Just enough to come her down, where the fuck were you last night? >> [LAUGH] >> My God, I feel so rational, do you want to hear a story with no unnecessary details? >> [LAUGH] >> I was wrong. >> [LAUGH] >> Watch Andrew Sholes Life, only on Netflix. [BLANK_AUDIO]