Andrew Santino Returns!

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And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash areygarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang. That's right. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. It's been a minute. Last time we had him on the pod, we were also out here in Hollywood. All right. His meteoric rise continues. He's one of our aces in the industry. One of the best. You know him on Bad Friends. You know him on Whiskey Ginger. And just about everywhere else. Give it up for that Andrew Santino, everybody. Hey, good looking kid. Look at you. I'm the ace, huh? Top gun. I'm an ace. You know you are. I'm playing for the Las Vegas Aces, the basketball team. Is that true? The WNBA team, yeah. They just drafted a little Joanna man. Power forward. Yeah, Joanna man. Yeah, I'm going to do blackface next season. They said I got to wait a year. You can't do it for the first. Your rookie season, you can't do it. You can't do it. Pull a C. Thomas Howell, do a soul man. In the bylaw. Remember that movie? That movie was so funny, dude. Crazy. Insane. Full blackface. Yeah. Full blackface. Black hands, too. Black arms. I mean, you can't just stop at the face. I think it's funny if you don't. You know what I mean? If you don't, if you have the white hands, it's way funnier to me. Didn't work that much after that, Mr. C. Thomas Howell. Yeah, what happened? I don't know. Shout out to him. He's a legend. He's probably a good guy. He 100% lives in this neighborhood, by the way. There's no doubt in my mind. This is who lives over here. Oh, really? Yeah. This is old Hollywood. West Hollywood is old Hollywood. This is where all the TV stars that you know from your childhood, this is where they live. Really? 100%. This or far out east, but this is West Hollywood. These old bungalows and all that stuff on the block, this is kind of their secret little house. So I could run into the guy that plays Howlin' Mad Murdock? Yeah. Yeah. He's on the NBA team? He's next door. He's right on Sierra Bonita. He's right there, dude. I've seen him. Wait, did you say his name? No, I said he's on Sierra Bonita. Oh. The street. I think I thought you said Dwight. We don't know any streets. I know. That's why I said it. He's like, that's his name? Like right on La Cucamonga Boulevard. Hey, careful. Over by Air One Avenue. Careful. No, that's Ice Avenue now. We've renamed it. Santa Monica's Ice Ave. Yeah. That's how they get you. We're fixing the city. Taking the city back. It's Oz. Boys, back in. Thanks for. Back in Hollywood. We're back in Hollywood, baby. Back over here. I know. I love it over here. You might be one of my most Hollywood friends I have. I swear. Yeah, you are. You're tapped in. Not in a bad way. I'm saying it in a good way. Yeah. And you're a level-headed kid. You know why? Every time I text him. Every time. He's right there. I'll text you right back. Minutes. I'll text you. Maybe not even a handful of people. Maybe the bubbles pop right up. I go, this kid's fucking. There's some people I don't text back right away. Oh, yeah. And that is dependent upon how our last exchange was. So if the last exchange was like they didn't hit me back for three or four days. You got to put them in a penalty box for a little bit. Coming right back. You never responded to my Venmo request, which I was insulted by. Well, the amount was insane. It's like 30 grand. It just said, help, 30 grand. I was like, dude, I don't. Call me. I put the pizza emoji. I know you did. And the eggplant. I was like, I don't know, dude. But I am more selective as I get older. If it's someone I love and I respect and love, yeah. But if it's someone I don't like, I don't know. But if it's someone that's had kind of a. Or it's also sometimes if it's just someone in my life that only asks for favors. Like, hey, can you come help me with this thing? Or can I call you about the thing? And I'm like, never like a, hey, what's up? Or like a. If it's only favors from buddies that I know, like in town, then I get a little like. That's tough, too, because we're like, we're very. You know, you got to become very aware of that when you're like. We were going to ask somebody if they wanted to do the show or something. I was just like, I feel like every time. I don't want to make it seem like I'm going to this person for stuff. Yeah, but not. Pods are fine. Pods are different. This is like, have fun, hang out, do a pod. It's supposed to work. But I'm talking about favors like. I was going to ask. People that need stuff. And you're like, all right, well, I guess. I mean, you didn't talk to me for six months, but now you're like. Can you give me Bobby Lee's number? Honestly, he told me specifically not to give it to you. We love you, Bobby. I don't. I don't. Can't stand the guy. Love him to death, actually. I got one of them. Yeah. What, me? And he's got a little. He's got Japanese hair today, too, tied up in the bow. His name's Blubby Lee. That's just rude. It's a comedy pod. We need Bobby here to balance this out. Yeah, no, no, no, we don't. He's sleeping. Let me ask you this. I bet you Bobby sleeps heavy and messy. 4 p.m. 3 p.m., 4 p.m. usually gets up. We can't pod. We've never podded with the sun up. It's impossible. The sun has to be down. Are you at the point. Would there be anybody that called you and said, hey, can you help me move? Would you do that? Are you there? No. Yeah, no, I would never. That's insane. That's insane. No, not at our age. Get a mover. Oh, I would do it for, like, my little cousin who lives here. Okay. My younger cousin or, like, a family. Great. Yes, yes. Always, always, always. I would help someone move if, financially, I know they couldn't afford to hire movers. Now, would you help them move or would you just hire movers? Yeah, okay, that's your way. But, I mean, I would help them. That's me helping. You're not hooking the couch around the staircase going up and down. I mean, because back in. I don't know how it was for, you know, you guys in New York, but we, Young Comics, moved every year. I moved a thousand times. Every year, you'd have to get a buddy to help you move to a different apartment because you do a one-year lease and then you'd be like, it's a dump and I can't afford it or you're like, I want to move or we'll get a new roommate. I leveled up, I can get out of here. Yeah, or, like, get more roommates to pay less rent because no one's home because everyone's on the road. Right. So, like, that staggering thing of your 20s, I'll never again, dude, I never want to. Moving is fucking. Moving and going to the airport. I'll never pick you up from the airport. That's crazy. I'll send you a car. Okay. My parents, I'm always sending them cars. My friends, if it's someone, you know, a good old friend from home, yeah, let's just send you a car. If they're like, hey, can you scoop us? I'm like, for sure. There'll be a guy picking you up. With an iPad with your name on it. I cannot go down there. We go down so much for our job. It's insane. It's like, I don't want to fucking. I don't want to be there if I don't have to be there. It's like when somebody goes, you going to go hang out at the comedy club? It's like, I don't have a spot. And they're like, why not? It's like, I don't want to hang out. I don't want to go to the office if I don't have any work to do. I don't really. It's not for me. A goddamn gentleman. I can't do it. It's my job, so it's weird to go. Unless it's like, hey, someone's in town I haven't seen in a long time. I'll go get a beer. Right. That's fine. But I never understood hanging out at the spot if you're not working. What's a night off look like for you? A guy like you. I'm a lot of nights off lately, dude. I'm doing a good job of trying to balance it. Okay. Home, dog, wife, movie, order in. Order in. We don't know how to cook, dude. Really? I don't. We tried. It sucks. It's boring. It's shitty. Then you got to clean it up and then it's not that good. You're like, let's make a professional do it. Why are we doing this? This guy's a dirtbag, actually. Yeah, you're a dirtbag. We don't have any kids, dude. It's like all the money that would go to a child goes to DoorDash and Postmates. Okay, here's a good. I'm employing people. Go ahead, hit him with it. Yeah, here's a good question. You get DoorDash, whatever you get. Yeah. Do you eat out of that container or do you plate it? Oh, container, always. Plate it? You plate it? Why? Why dirty a dish? We don't. No, I'm just saying I've done it. You feel fancy. I don't like to plate it because I know that's a dish that I wanted to avoid having it clean. That's why I ordered out. No, no, no. We're eating right out. Last night, we had Thai food. O'Connor came over. Okay. Shout out to O'Connor. Shout out to the lady. We ordered some Thai. This is her hair tie, by the way. Yeah, it looks like it, actually. I got it from her at the store the other night. Did you really? I've been using it ever since. How many girls do you ask for hair ties? No, but that's a good move. Yeah, that's a good. That's a good. Yeah. Hey, could I. Do you mind if I grab a hair tie? Obviously, she's dating our friend. Obviously. But if she was single. Yes. That's a good move. That is a good move. I got one more good move. A buddy was talking to me about his single days, about his favorite move in New York. This is pretty good. I was like, what was your favorite move before you got married? He goes, I would do this thing. I'd be at a nightclub or a bar or whatever, and I've noticed the girl that I. The pretty girl that I'm looking for. And he goes, I would wait until she makes eye contact, and no matter what man was around her, like in any vicinity, I'd go, boyfriend? I'd mouth, boyfriend. And he goes, their reaction is the dead giveaway of whether it's okay to engage or no. Because if they go, yes, like, you know, it's my boyfriend, like that, okay, close it down. Whoa. But if they go like this, they either go, he goes, they say no two ways. They no like this, they go, no, like that, like, no, that's not, I don't know that man. Or they go, no. Then he goes, you're in. Because immediately. Cut to me standing next door. This fucking piece of shit. Holy shit. No, but he goes, you know, that was my, he's like, that was my power move. If they laughed at the idea that that would be my boyfriend, he goes, it was a door open of comedy for me to like, get him to, because they were like, no. And he'd come over and be like, I was hoping not. You know, and then you engage, I go, that, I would go, how often did it work? He goes, constantly. What does it mean if they ignore you? Huh? If they look at you and ignore you. And call security. Is this a thing? Yeah, they call security. But I feel like normal. That man keeps staring at me asking if everyone's my boyfriend. You'd go up to her, you're like, is the bartender your boyfriend? She's like, get this guy out of here, dude. You can't do it when you're three feet away. This one I saw, I saw in Ireland work. Not even joking, it sounds crazy, I saw 100% of the time, I was. This wasn't me. It was, he was an Irish kid, my buddies were staying there for a couple of months and I went over for like two weeks and stayed with them and we went out every night and the kid did this every night and nobody ever got upset, which is wild because it's very me too. He would, he would go, hey, I'm a, We'd be talking, we'd be smoking out front or whatever, and he'd go, "Hey, where did you get those fake eyelashes and she'd be like these are my real eyelashes he goes i'm a he's like i'm a makeup artist like i've done everybody like those are for sure fake eyelashes and they go no they're not these are my real natural he's like you don't have to lie to me everybody else will buy it i'm not buying it they're good that's why i'm saying it and they go no he goes look i'll show you the seam closure look up in the light and close your eyes and they would do that and then he would kiss him on the lips and it worked a hundred percent of the time it was fucking crazy wow is he a real makeup artist no it's pretty good can i talk to you for a second i also had it i also knew a kid that would say before the internet was real big you said he was the punter for the philly soul the arena football hey who knows yeah could have been see that is a good move it is it is crossing a massive line but yeah that's a good move i guess i didn't say it was a good move i just said that's insane kissing a random one on the wild this is like it was a different time yeah i know it was when you could still be at a bar and just like you could still beat up a minority nobody complained about it you know the good old days yeah no you know what it's it's it's um it's the negging that's what it is it is when you're being mean that was the old days of like neck what was the guy that wrote the book about being mean to girls mystery no no no no no no but he's big in our he's big in our world the game it's called the game oh i don't know do you know what i'm talking about he wrote a book my roommate my first roommate in la read this book it transformed his entire life what a scumbag is it called the game am i right by you neil strauss exactly he wrote this entire book it's basically they made a tv show about it it's basically about not the michael douglas vehicle right that's not yet right now yes correct no it's not great movie it's about being mean to women in a strategic way that gets them to fall into your trap and he wrote a book about it and millions of men followed this as bible including my first roommate in los angeles and honestly dude i i i shit on it heavily to his face because i was like this is the dumbest this book is stupid this is gross this is also like yeah disingenuous and phony he would get so many women from it it was unbelievable crazy it blew my mind yeah and this guy and this guy i mean he couldn't i mean insane he couldn't tie his shoes the guy was such a goof like still talk to him absolutely not no yeah no no we went very different ways he painted the ceiling the guy was a maniac i came home one day he was painting the ceiling i was like what are you doing he's like i painted all the walls you got to paint the ceiling i was like you've never been in a house before it was insane he used to leave candles on all the time he had candles on be in his bed reading a book by himself you know and oh you know what he would do to light the candles turn on the stove that's wild you turn on the stove and leave the light on and we had an old stove you know the pilot pilot light ones so i was like that's right next to a leaky little gas light who knows if one of them anyway shout out great he knows who he is hey you know you know he's like five chicks around him he probably does that's me ladies right there anyway this is my roommate he was a good kid he was a good kid huh whatever cook no honestly we try my wife does try sometimes but okay here's another way to look at it we both work full-time right i have my job she has hers i don't want the expectation for her or me to come home and have to cook because we've been doing shit all day so it's like a celebration it's like a sweet treat you know and we do get a sweet treat almost every single night is that right have to do like you do the over order you do you go like we'll split an appetizer we'll each get a dish and we'll split a dessert or do you go like i get the fucking this no we get as much as we can and then you have leftovers for the next few days you do the leftovers i'm a huge leftover guy i'm an irish catholic my my grandmother my grandmother had stuff that expired seven years ago in her fridge and we'd still eat it my grandmother refused to throw shit away that was like insane she raised 10 kids nothing was going to waste so we were big leftover family and i know people that don't eat it it doesn't bother me at all my mom rolls the dice on chobani very heavy she has a lot of faith it's cultured it's yeah it's already it's already gone bad yeah a lot of faith yeah but i see that doesn't that stuff the only thing that would bother me that would go potentially bad would be like when milk flips you know and you're like all right that flip but i will sometimes neighborhood you know when milk's right on the edge yeah like before it transitions it's a little better what milk when milk is right there when milk is pre-op when it's a pre-op yes oh it's all right transition yet i'll do it it gives the cereal a little twang just a little bite yeah i don't mind talking about yeah so we don't we don't ever cook i we try she does and she's actually pretty good when she does but her time it's like she's got so much shit on her plate i don't i don't want her to feel like she has to like cook for us so and i'm not going to cook because i'm fucking atrocious at cooking yeah you guys do bad i'm sorry good no i'm just terrible at it it's a waste of my time you guys do any entertaining over at the house yeah some of the we we have we have small sections of friends come over like that like oh connie coming over last night like i'll have a couple of people i'd have you guys over just you two the crew the rag tag crew we roll with i don't look at the socks i don't trust those socks so you're a rich kid though he grew up he knows how to handle himself yeah but you know what they're saying about rich kids they always want to look poor that's what they do so he wants to look broke well that's cool now that's why he looks wet and dirty that's new york cool is to look poor rich kids look poor yeah no you can come over to my house you're a good looking kid you can stick around you're 100 good no i like small intimate groups that's my favorite i don't want a big party like once in a while we'll throw a birthday party at the house or something yeah but for the most part it gives me anxiety too many too much going on now we've got a question for you by the way side note i had one of the best my wife threw me one of the best birthdays this last year we were gonna we were gonna rent out benihana a room at benihana for all of our friends it's fun fun right trashy but fun we called benihana not interested i'm not it was the funny they were like we're not doing i think it was 25 people my wife had said what not that's what they said they made like we have to break up two tables and we and we don't have that or we don't have that available for this weekend this weekend being it was weeks out and they kept saying no and then my wife our friend hillary was like um she's like hey have you guys ever thought about getting like a hibachi chef to the house they do it at the house big it was cheaper than if we rented out benihana so if we got two tables that i would have to pay for it was less than half of the price to have the guy come to the house i should show you guys videos this guy on the blackstone yeah he did it on the blackstone right in the backyard yeah and it was hysterical he had a super soaker filled with sake and he was like okay and would hit people right in the face with it because he was like i don't know because he's never been so hibachi's a big hibachi is the thing that trashy people think is classy it is i've gone i went two or three times when i was a kid and i was a kid like i in my early 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he kept being like later i'm like dude brother it was insane but bobby loved the guy he was dancing with him and shit he fucked up by the way the funniest thing was he couldn't do any of the tricks like he fucked up every trick that's great yeah he's not even at benihana he's on the he's a road he's a road he's a triple a got the timu hibachi chefs he fucked up every trick he broke the eggs before they could flip them into the hat shrimp didn't work didn't do any of that like but it was and the volcano collapsed most fun night i've ever had i'm sorry folks i'm really italian i apologize yeah he was he was a jewish kid from uh from from north northern chicago no he it was fun we had a great time okay let's talk about helix helix helix helix now we've been talking about helix for a long time they're a good brand have they fallen off they have not they've only gotten better they've only gotten better i love helix mattresses gang there's got to be somebody out there that's bought in a 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It's either the first floor and he embarrasses himself in the living room. I got to be honest with you. Right around the corner from our house is a liquor store. And I know the guy. A liquor store? And he would let you use the bathroom. He's a good guy. I go to him all the time. Tell Jimmy I sent you. Is anybody allowed in your master bedroom? Like if you're showing the tour. No. Not the tour. No, we don't tour the master. My wife doesn't like that because it's like, if it's not clean the way she likes it to be. Yeah, of course. Mom and dad get it. Mom and dad get it. But that's a week of us cleaning the house before they come over to see the thing. So there's no shot of me getting to use the bathroom in your master bedroom? Literally no. You wouldn't be able. I wouldn't allow you upstairs. Really? Right? That's fair. I respect it. I put the little ropes up for people so they don't go upstairs, you know? I respect it. You're not going up there. He can't get over the dog gate. No, he can't. He's all jammed up. You and the dogs sitting at the bottom of the stairs looking up. Just sharing treats. I got his peanut butter bowl in my mouth. All right. Very classy answer. Very good. Yeah, no, no, no. No chance. Very good. No, but I would let you sit on the couch in the living room. I would let you do that. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, very nice of you. Is there anybody in the entertainment business that if they needed to go up there you'd let them do it? There was a couple of buddies I would let up there. Yeah. Yeah. A couple of friends. Yeah. You're not in that group. Fair enough. No, no, no, no. She doesn't want anybody upstairs when we have people over. That's a her domain insecurity. She doesn't want people rummaging around the bedrooms and our stuff's up there. I think she gets. She doesn't like that. There's a level of intimacy to it. I would look through your. He would, dude. I know that's my fear. He'd be going through your underwear drawer under her. No, no, no. I would catch him sniffing my underwear. Kid's a freak. Smells like rich guy. I would definitely root through your bathroom though. You'd have to. Yeah. People do that. You go to the medicine cabinet. 100%. That's what you do every time you go to someone's house. Yeah. You rummage through their shit. Thank you. Yeah, you do. It's a natural reaction to look in someone's bathroom to see what medicine they're taking, what's under the sink, what toothpaste do they use. This is a natural reaction. I love it. You have to. Well, that's why he's not letting you do it because he knows. Correct. I know what I do. I know what I would do. I don't want this guy. Are you bar soap or body wash? For sure. You're a bar soap or body wash? Yeah. In my new place, I got a thing of Dove. Ooh, in the new place. In the new place. It's not that great of a new place. It's actually. It's just a new place. Yeah. It's new to him. A lateral move. But your Dove, the Dove, the white bottle, body wash? The Dove cucumber one, yeah. Yeah, the cucumber's nice. Cucumber's actually pretty nice. I'm a bar soap man. A cheap bar soap. I like bar soaps, but I found a new smell that I really like. What are you doing? Native is a company called Native. I like those guys. You can get that at Walmart. Get that at CVS, Target, whatever. They're big now. Yeah, but I just like the smell. I think it's just if it smells pretty good, I like it. Is it the purple one with the purple writing? No, the green one. It's like the, I don't even know, cool mint or whatever, the green one. Cool, winter fresh. I buy it by color. I buy everything by color. Yeah. Yeah. It's by flavor, yeah. Careful. He does it. Internet takes that and runs with it. What, right now, like currently house stocked, we come over, right? What kind of water? And I go, I want a glass of water, and I want a beer. Can we please have a glass of water? What? What do you have to offer? Water goes out of the sink. Sink water. No bottle. What? Yeah, sink water, which is insane. You have a filter on it? Of course. What the fuck? Where is it? Is it downstairs, or is it one of those things that are hanging off the- No, no, no. It's underneath the sink. It's one of these really nice filters that clinks into the sink. Nice. Is it the- Did you say glinks in? Clinks in. Clinks in? Yeah, clinks in. Is it the- What's it called? You hook it. Dehydrate it? No, not- Deionized. Osmosis. Reverse osmosis. Reverse osmosis. Yeah. Reverse osmosis. I don't know. She's got it. I don't know. Sure. It's a hoity-toity water filter. But it's nicer than the fridge water, but the fridge has the filter in the bottom, but I tell people, don't do the fridge water, do the sink water, and they're always like, sink water. By the way, for people that need to know, LA has some of the best tap water. We just get shit on it, because people are like, LA water. The tap water here is actually very good. It's not New York tap water, but it's better than people think it's going to be, so you could just drink tap, no filter. In fact, most of the city does. Okay. But people get this weird- Weird thing. But yes, I say that for that, and then a beer. You want a beer? Whatever you got. What do you have? I'm a bourbon guy. I'm a whiskey guy, so I always have a couple of beers for people, so I have Mick Ultra. Always have an Ultra. I just was driving across. Is this in the main fridge? No, we have a little tiny little booze fridge. Okay. Mick Ultra, because my dad loves that shit, and every dad. Every guy over 55 is like, hey, you got a Mick Ultra? Because you start to learn. You're like, ah. So I have Guinness for me, because it's the only beer I drink. It's the only beer I like. I don't really like it. I like beer. Cans or bottles? You have the nitro cans? No, I like the bottles. The nitro cans are okay. I just like the glass, because it keeps it colder. Yeah. So Guinness, I had, Connie and I had one last night. Guinness, Mick Ultra. Connie drinks? Love you, Connie. He's getting his PhD in it right now. The guy. I think he's going to get a scholarship. And then I'll have a mix of whatever other people left. So it's usually like an Allagash is there, or they'll be- You keep good company. Always Miller Lights there. Bud Light is always- A couple of domestics. Whatever, floaters. And then, what was it? Also down there. And then my good, my buddy Jim always likes sours. So there'll be a sour or two in the fridge. You don't know, you don't like that. Like a whiskey sour? No, brother. No, the beer. Sour beer. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. He loves those. So he'll leave those and a couple of like, you know- Heady beers. Fish, whatever they drink at a fish concert. Got it. Sure. Yeah, whatever- Flower, magic hat. Whatever Wicked IPA- Sure, honey brown ale. I don't mind those either. But I just, I don't love beer that much. And then how many bottles of brown would you say you have at the house? Oh, brother, that's bad. That one's, that's embarrassing. Do you have any too many? I mean, nothing short of 50 bottles of, yeah. What's the most expensive one, if you don't mind me asking? Expensive's hard to know, because most of those good ones are at my studio. Gotcha. The nice bourbon I keep at the studio to share with guests. Right. Like Pappy and stuff. Yeah. At home, I don't really, we don't really drink at home unless friends come over. Yeah, the same. So, I don't know, there's not, there's a couple of good bottles there. I've got a couple of nice Wellers there. And I always keep a couple of Blantons around, because I like those as like a daily drinker. But nothing insane. Okay. Just like good, solid whiskey. And then I also have, you want a mixer? There's Bullet Bourbon and Jack there. And then there's- I'm a Bullet, I'm a Bullet guy. Yeah, that's always a good mixer. Bullet's a mixer? 100%. That was high-end stuff. What? I don't know. No, it's on the same price point as Pappy. I'm just trying to figure out who Pappy is. Yeah, Pappy? Yeah. We gave a bottle as a gift one time, remember? Yeah, of course. It's fantastic. He doesn't remember. Who did I give it to? We gave it to my cousin, who helped us with the lease of the studio. Ah, yes. Also, funny story, he drank it, then got on a moped, crashed the moped. It's a whole thing. It ended up costing him a lot. It got hurt bad? No, not bad, but property damage. Yeah. No, and then there's also tequila, vodka, and other stuff for other people, but I don't- Okay. Bourbon is my, if I'm going to have some people over, I'd rather have a glass of bourbon. I'll share a beer with anybody, but it's not my preference. You got any of that 1942 over there? Yeah, I do, actually. Yeah. You do? Yeah, we always keep tequila for people. Ooh, I love that stuff. Yeah, that stuff's pretty good. Don Julio- I got fucked up. Yeah, and Class Azul, we got one of those for people that like tequila. What, those weird things that look like- Yeah, bing, hit the bell at the thing. Yeah. We always keep a couple for other people. Vodka, I have no respect for whatsoever. When people buy expensive vodka, it's the dumbest game in the world. It's not aged. Why is it pricier? Because they filtered it more? Yeah, they just run it through another filter. No, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're only putting that with something that tastes better. That's all it is. You see, you can buy the Costco brand and run it through a Brita, and it will- Kirkland is as good as- It'll heighten the taste, yeah. That's how I know vodka's a scam. It didn't have to age. There's nothing to it. I don't respect it, so I keep a jug of Tito's for people that come over that want vodka. I like a Tito's. Yeah, jug of Tito's, the fucking handle. The big guy, the handle. Yeah, you got it, because people like vodka. Oof. Vodka's an alcoholic's drink. Hey, shout out to my stepdad. Rest in peace, big dog. Yeah. We love you, dog. I like a teeny every once in a while. I like to teeny every once in a while. Martini, but you only have that at a restaurant. People who drink martinis at home got a problem. That's danger. That's sad. You sit down at a nice restaurant. What's the order? What's the drink order? I ask for a bourbon list if they have one, and then if they don't, then I'll just take like a Woodford with a splash of Diet Coke. diet in fact i switch now what a dirtbag i do a splash of diet yeah i i switch now we do coke zero because it tastes better hey give it up for aunt trish everybody and you boys don't call anymore you should call i'll do a wood for a splash of mr pibb please extra i just want a little bit of the caffeine if i'm out at a restaurant because i know it's going to be a night and we're going to go out but if they don't have a good bourbon i'll just drink a mixed bourbon and coke or whatever you know or a little whiskey ginger which i'm getting away from because the shoogs trying to get off trying to avoid shoog shape guy we talking yeah but i love sweets dude i gotta stay in the gym because daddy loves sweet every time we have dinner we'll end dinner my wife and i will be like sitting around hanging fucking with the dog goofing off and then she'll go do you want to like a chocolate thing or you're going out to do that we like to go to there's a gelato place near the house and i love brother i love you walk down there you take the car down there take the dog take a walk we're walkers we're big walkers we moved to a place specifically so we could walk in the neighborhood and we could get to a lot of spots we got sick of the the driving around shit i was like i don't want to fucking get in my car to go to the grocery store so we can walk to everything very cool that's like that yeah we have she's the same way she didn't like it either she was like i hate having to get in the car like i have friends that live in the hollywood hills you you literally can't walk if you need anything you're getting in the whip and you have to go all the way down this hill scare me some of those houses sitting up in the nowhere i would cross over into the valley it was just it's frightening like a rollercoaster it's like a rollercoaster well through the canyon yeah you don't take the highway but i think i think what's what it is called a canyon it's the mountains a canyon or the no canyons in between the mountain well the road is called laurel canyon yeah there's like nicholas cannon or whatever canyon there's all it's nick cannon wow now yeah be careful on these streets you might hit one of my 30 kids so you and the wife take a nice walk with the take a nice walk with the pup if the pup's feeling it she's a moody bitch now dude there's nights now she's eight so now she's at the age where i'll go come on let's go cubs let's go and then she'll look at you and go and go back and lay down yeah i know when she's in the mood and when she's not so we'll take the pup sometimes but yeah we'll go gelato or we'll pop over to like uh just go over to the ralph's the grocery store and get just a little chocolate sweet treat we like the we like the chocolate bars the dark chocolate bars huh fun to share what brand oh old school give me the lint lint with a touch of sea salt is give me the lint me in the dick give me the lint i love a lint there's newer ones that are healthier and better and like the hue or whatever the brown cardboard one just give me the lint dude i love those things are like 40 dollars they're great well lint's prices went up too by the way lint's not as cheap as it used to be now i think lint needs to compete with the other ones so they go well we should be more expensive because they are because then people will think we're cheap we're higher end yeah isn't that funny how it's like it's the same thing i thought it was i i thought it was that was imported from fucking fran like i i had no it's from nebraska yeah it's from lincoln yeah it is from it's san francisco right yeah yeah it's the bay i just thought it well that's where girodelli chocolate is right that's where yeah or maybe that's what i'm thinking yeah girodelli i think i think they're all one in the same everything's owned by one thing he's talking about a sunglass people right there's a sunglass company on everything rayban owns chocolate now rayban owns this podcast actually they good dude good shades what do you keep in the house as far as uh ice cream goes you do anything like that you keep you're going nothing we have to go and that this is the reason why because i told my wife when we were getting pints of ice cream in the fridge they're they're in the freezer they're ripped they're gone do the whole pint at once right yeah what do we talk yeah okay so so it's impossible to not do that so this way it makes us go get it which is good for the one you just buy the one yeah we just buy the cup of the cone that way you eat it and you're done and there's no hesitation because you're like fine that's what i wanted instead of i'll do the thing where we'll sit down watch a movie i'll we'll i'll have it out of the pint put it away go do something else go to the office come back down i'll fin it and then i'll finish it and so if i regulate the size there's no how many scoops you're doing at the ice cream spot the call the this is the best thing about new age ice cream they give you more than you ask for which i love it's heavy-handed if you said two scoops they're giving you three or four it's kind of brilliant so if i get the if i get the cone doing a waffle cone uh they have dude at this spot i'll show you they have a chocolate and or pistachio um dipped dipped cone and dude i don't know if you like pistachio the pistachio dip cone with a chocolate based ice cream i'm with see ya yeah it's the greatest thing in the world so i get that so it's not a waffle it's a traditional cone that's dipped i don't think they can dip the waffle when they don't when you were a kid were you allowed to get the waffle cone we were never allowed to go to waffle cone that was for when i was a kid it was baskin robbins all day so it was just the it was the old school sugar cone yeah oh sugar cone there you go but i think that's the best one oh for sure i think waffles a little much yeah it's trying to do too much the smell of a waffle cone at the place the best but the old school sugar cone i think first of all it holds its integrity better waffles really frail true waffle breaks often what about it you ever have a pretzel cone i don't know that might have been a philly thing i don't know no we don't i don't think that's what you guys think but i mean it sounds good great i mean like a pretzel bun on a sandwich is like untouchable yeah when it's done right it's not always done right though usually pretty well you go to a good spot dude there's i'll take you to some good spots good sandwich spots really oh my god dude do you know have you heard of giada giada giada sandwiches no i'll take you it's so good it's not it's right over the hill okay it's so good there's some good sandwich joints now uncle paulie's is good there's really good sandwiches here but they'll do it right they'll do those i know what you're saying if you screw those things up bad news i'll tell you guys dude you foodie boys i was at this i was at this spot talking about waffle i had pizza this morning for breakfast i know i saw it up there how do you feel about that you saw that box joe's i like it yeah okay it's a solid go but uh i think joe's in new york but shout out to you same guy no it's not that's joe's a bleaker street what are you talking about that it is that's joe's oh it is yeah the same guy he brought it out here joe's and they brought out prince streets out here now uh but there's a lot of competitive pizza joints apollonia's is real good have you ever had that that's real good dude there's some really good pizza we like to hang out at the brentwood market a lot you guys know about that ptr bianco chris bianco's brother la's got it all this big joke about us you know when someone's like we were looking at the tgi fridays last night i swear to god we got done our show and we were like what could we do there's one chili's left in the valley yeah he found it oh fuck it's like a left in the west valley uh but i went to this i was in mexico um and my buddy my buddy was like oh you got to go try this um they do a thing called a burger dia where it's a burger and a quesadilla brother life changing how's this break down what's that look like so the burger is mixed with like a you know how like um the taco seasoning that would go on ground beef for tacos for sure they put that in in the burger patty while they're while they're cooking it so while they're rolling the burger it's in taco seasoning press it then they put toppings of choice inside but typically it's grilled onions cheese and then sour cream and jalapenos pressed in a crispy buttery quesadilla and dude oh it's in the quesadilla i have seen the burger dia dude i've never seen it either and i was shocked i was like how have i never even thought of this it's just another way to transport delivery delivery system phenomenal i have a big theory about uh i think it'd be more maybe east coast uh mexican restaurants if you go to a mexican restaurant they have a burger get it because it's probably bagging at a burger joint out there don't do that here no i know that mexican joint no i'm saying don't do that no no mexican joint out here get the traditional yeah of course whatever they whenever i go to a mexican restaurant here if it's not a taco uh window if it's not a window if it's a sit down um ask you know when you look at their menu see their um their specialties that are like from the kitchen meaning like it's it's been they've been stewing it and cooking it for a couple days or like it they'll tenderize beef for a couple because you know the biggest whack order i ever see is the fajitas is like the worst thing i've ever seen i'm a fajita guy you're wrong it's insane it's just dry chicken and dry beef in a mexican place a tequila and a splash of uh mountain dew yeah if they have it big chop from the big man you know why you like fajitas because you like the show you like the show i do he's a razzle dazzle boy but it's dry meat it's always dry chicken dry beef it's never cooked you're not wrong i could never get him when i was a kid no one was arguing with that you'll burn yourself it's so expensive he still is worried about that with you when you go out now now like i get my favorite is chili con colorado it's like a chili beef a hot red sauce spicy red sauce it's tender tender meat veggies oh dude like i want something that they've been making in the kitchen the white people dishes are great but give me the one that they like yeah that's the staff meal yeah give them the one that they like because with you and fajitas to me are you know that's a it's a white guy from the midwest meal i got you i'm a big sour cream guy it's really just a vehicle i know you're a sour cream guy it's a vehicle for myself i know i know my wife likes sour cream with she'll order the side of it to dip just the chips in which i've started to use sour cream as the base on the chip and then get in the salsa yeah you can also whoa you can also take that and mix that up together you can do but i like the idea because you can get a you can get a glob of sour cream on the chip and then go into the salsa and and there won't be that much sour cream residue in the salsa if people don't like it you're safe this way a little bit of residue yeah but it's a that's become my new favorite dip very nice oh i love it sour cream and salsa hot hot salt you like hot no no not too hot i know i can tell like a little something there but you like a baby kick you go for mild yes yeah i like a mild like a sweet i like a i like a peach corn salsa that's not a salsa that's pineapple salsa that's that's just corn with a friend yeah that's not that's not salsa yeah my my tooth is a sweet tooth which one the only two one of the two he's got left yeah one of the seven left yeah these are yeah let's talk about chimes as you know baby life 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cracked my fucking tooth uh or chipped it whatever and uh stoned i put a beer bottle to my face got my front tooth i chipped them for your bottles and so it's half gone and and i was on mushrooms and and uh that was a tough day because everybody was like it's not that bad but in your mind it's like it's so bad everyone's gonna look at me everyone's gonna see my cracked tooth and i was freaking out i kept touching it and then we went to get uh po boy sandwiches and the and the dude working there he was like man what's up with your mouth because i i kept going like this he was a chinese guy chinese guy known for their pobo sandwiches he goes what's up with your mouth and i go oh sorry my crap my tooth and he was like oh yeah how and i was like i was out of crawfish boil and i was fucked up and da da da and he was like oh man that's new orleans and i was like all right and i feel i felt a lot better about it as if he'd heard the story before yeah like you're the ninth guy he's like oh that'll happen you're like all right and i so this is bonded and then i've got uh chipped i have a lot of chips and a lot of my teeth these are all chipped this is chipped i'm missing three yeah three yeah get that on calci i would have taken the over get it on calci live betting on your teeth i'm missing three over here one over here from what lacrosse balls that's what he tells people that's what i tell people the three of them were bad root canals that went root canals that went bad i had one that was bad and i also every time i go to a dentist they ask me to get out my wisdom i got them all i got them all and i refuse is it a health concern they were like no i'm like well then what's they're trying to upsell you i know you're sore every once in a while when it creeps i get mine one of your creeps they're not growing anymore they're done you're too old you're old it's all mine mine's still going in really i swear to god you're a growing boy there yeah well wait till you hit your growth spurt it's coming i don't want to see that play college basketball are you still eligible yes i have two years eligibility let's get you back this is the college sports i want to see him going back to play two years where are those teams that's more fun that's a last chance that was a good movie last chance you is that yeah it was a while ago i know you're not the replacements no he was the long scott baio longest yard was kind of like that right yes oh necessary roughness right was that scott baio no no that's um god damn it what's that kid's name i see him he was in the program now uh who was it do it luke scott back bacula back yes i was close fuck you were two different scotts scott bacula his father is a newscaster in philadelphia that's the guy from buffy the vampire slayer right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right that's dracula scott bacula no scott bacula from a quantum leap his dad is a newscaster in philly no the kid that plays the kids from buffy the vampire we entered what we just call foleyville the kid that went down there the kid that was above the vampire slayer that got his own show his dad is a newscaster in philadelphia scott bacula is from fucking he's old this is an old movie is it yeah dude it's from like 92 probably okay then it's probably scott bacula he's dude he's cruising quantum leap you ever see quantum leap yeah i like quantum leap loved it yeah you really did yeah when they found out at the end it was god doing it the whole time what gotta get on tubi spoiler dude about the burger yeah you're having a hamburger okay take a bite of it you put it back on the plate are you putting it upside down on the plate or are you putting it normal side down on the plate like a backhoe scott bacula oh scott bacula burger how do you how do you put the burger back i heard about that in mexico most of the time i imagine i put it down regular the way it came okay but i'm thinking about it now have i done it the other way well sometimes i have if you have a brioche and it's a juicy burger yeah you don't want the bottom to get too yeah i do think maybe sometimes i do but it depends on the accoutrement are the fries on my plate or are they separate in a basket what do you prefer a separate in a basket because is that right i'll tell you why fries are for the table and so i'd like to get two to two or three different kinds of fries right if i get my own fries with the burger she gets sometimes drenched in the burger juice which is nice but also fries are for the table and i know they'll have garlic parm fries they'll have like a regular they'll have a i like the different i get all the kinds of fries for the whole table garlic parm fries are the trashiest fries yeah they're the trashiest but i do like them yeah trashiest fries are truffle oil fries yeah well they over trough them they they put too much up the the king of all of the potatoes are is the tater tot there's no doubt in my mind if they have tater tots i'm tot up i'm totting over every kind of fry you gentlemen you like anything else you like anything else you like anything else you like the only fry that can compete is a curly fry but that has to be from arby's because nobody does it like arby's arby's is the best curly fry that's ever been produced you're not wrong this guy's good they need to do arby's fries at other restaurants like arby's needs to do you know they do like taco bell kfc they need to have arby's fries at other locations yeah just sell just the fries license them license them i they why not because the flavoring that they put on those things and they're perfect long curls they like the jewish kids the pay us the pay us yeah same thing made in crown heights brooklyn that's right that's right yeah i have to have to but the burger also this is a better question for you two boys are you cutting the burger in half are you eating it as a whole because i'm going to guess right now go ahead whole cutter i don't cut i've gotten it and sometimes they've come out come cut i don't mind it we're cut you're cut i'm cut okay no i mean yeah you're cut i can tell i'm looking at it right now see your see that helmet poking out looking at mine grew back hello sir thank you for your service i enjoy when i think of it to cut i don't it's a little classier i don't like to cut i i don't i don't do it here's why i don't like to cut you're leaking all the juice it doesn't make sense keep the juice contained it's also why hot take controversial statement i don't like smash burgers i don't like them dude what do you mean you gave me burnt meat for 19 we're off we're off the smashies it's a it was a scam it's just gotten too big it's too even when it started i was the guy that was like i don't think i like this everyone's like oh they couldn't believe it because it became a shit it's just a burnt burger yeah i want the meat to be medium rare i want i want it red without red throughout juice all that juice so when you cut it you're kind of screwing up the juice dude you're letting it leak it smash burger smashes all the good out i don't i do not understand the classy guy over here i just know i'm picky with burgers because i'm a big burger dog i love burgers you and the missus uh out to dinner are we sharing everything you know as you get older yeah you start to you start to just order for both of you because it's nice you get to try more shit i love it back in the day it was like eat my own meal but now i'm like nah we should because i want to try that pasta but i also want the chicken parm and so let's split and share sometimes we're feeling real fun if we like hike together that day or worked out together we'll get a third dish yeah good for you good for you earned it well a dirty little girl i'm happy for you and you got ice cream and you got a tip thing you got a tip well take care of the people and then they take care of you and this is from the this is from the kitchen i love those we had we had we had a bit of a like from the kitchen tipping fiasco this week what happened no oh no what this has been discussed we go out to a nice joint all right over there out here for hollywood beverly hills beverly hills meeting over there meet with some people you don't want to name the joint the restaurant or the agency the joint but let me the restaurant but can you give me the first letter asha or asia i mean i don't know it's called irvna irvna avra avra oh yeah you know these guys holy shit irshna ivra you're naming all the agents you met with that's abby silverstein finnermans corned beef so what happened uh we go over there a nice place um i would like to know how you let's say you and bobby were out and this happened i would love to see way to recognize this is not our way to another way to recognize this comes over and says hey guys save room for dessert very classy that's cool walked away they didn't say anything for dessert um we have our meal check you know i say here put it on this which i tend to try to be johnny big shot in those situations. It's a shared credit card. 100%, but he wants the credit, so he jumps at it. When he can look cool, he takes over. And wait a minute, time out. This is with the agents? No. Okay, when you said we got, of course. This is after the meeting. Right, yes, which was a lunch meeting, but, no, I'm kidding. A bang-bang. We needed to have our own lunch to debrief. Yeah. Check comes over. You know, it's the toast thing, the. Yeah, toast tab. Yeah, yeah. 18, 20, 25. Sure. I do custom. Yeah. Okay. Put a 100 on there? 100 on. 100. 25 was maybe 70-something. I do 100. Thinking that's good. He leaves, then the dessert hits the table. Okay, we knew it was coming, but then there's the delicious, some type of butter cake, toffee thing. Unbelievable. Butter cake's so good. Unbelievable. Mastro's butter cake's the best butter cake in the world. I don't know if you ever had that. That's not real butter cake. There's butter cake in Philly that has a. Whatever you say, I'm gonna eat it. I'm still gonna eat it. It's phenomenal. Has a goo on top. You'd love it. Next time you're in Philly, I'll take it. I'll take it. They're a little bitch like you. I love it. Yay. It's so good. Man, you're a great salesman. There's a goo on top. You're gonna love it. You're gonna like the goo you got. I guarantee it. I checked with him. I gave him a 100 and Kevin was like, yeah, it's fucking awesome. Thinking the bill was 200. I was thinking the bill was 200. Right. I had chicken and a Diet Coke. I'm not drinking. I was a little peckish that day. So I got a Kefalotiri. No, I got a Saganaki with Kefalotiri cheese. Greek joint. We got some dips. The dips didn't get us there. You're really fucking. I don't think it was the dips. It wasn't the hummus or the tahini. And then, like I said, I was a little hungry. I'm not drinking. Okay. I'm down 75 pounds. I'm not your therapist. I don't care. Stems from my childhood. So I said, you guys got any Kumamoto's. It's an oyster. You know Kumamoto's? No. Expensive. Apparently, we looked it up as the most expensive oyster. I got a dozen of them. Okay. And then I had the scallops. Okay. Turns out the bill was about $435. And they took stuff off? No. Dessert was free. But wait a minute. How was the bill the 20% so low on that bill? Because you said you looked at 20 and it was only 70. 70, 80 something maybe. Okay. Sure. I put 100 down. Sure. He's like, that's not enough. Who said that? Kevin. Well, I'm. No. I'm thinking. We got the free dessert. I'm thinking the 100 on 200. I didn't realize it was 400 and something dollars. Well, I didn't either because you threw me. You said that 20% would have been $70. Wait. So maybe we got to the bottom of this. Maybe it was three something and with the 70. That's right. With your $100 tip, it came to three something. No. It was definitely a $400 bill. Anyway, I tipped too low, which I usually don't do. But I didn't know. But if it was a $400 bill, that would have been $80. And you gave him still $20 more than you should have. Yeah, but we're big on the, you know, the recognized. We're dirtbags and we don't have any. We're uncouth. 30, 40, 50%. I would argue if it's just you two guys, $100 is a very solid tip. He was here too. Rich kid. Oh, should have been $200 then. Yeah. You fucked up. So he had to go around and he greased the guy that you know, recognized to give a dessert and greased the kid again. Fine. That's great. But he wanted. He didn't have any cash. I go, I'll clean up this mess with cash. Sure. Right? I'm an operator. I got cash. I wanted him to give me the cash so I could do it. He wanted me to give him my personal cash. You already screwed up. Thank you. He's got to fix your problem. Stink. He's the fox. This guy's got to fix it. He's the new wolf. He's the fox. The fox has to fix it. He's been doing a lot of that. Yeah. No, you know what? The tipping thing is. Yeah. We went out to a restaurant last week and I asked for a bourbon list and the guy. You and the missus? Yeah. Okay. And the guy said the guy said, we don't we have a bourbon list, but I can tell you some of this if you ask for something. So I asked for a kind and I think I saw E.H. Taylor. I said, I love that. That'd be great. And then the guy said. Is he an actor? Yeah, he was. He lives around here. He's a Scott Bakula's brother. And I think he said. He was a soul man too. Oh, we don't have that, but whatever, whatever. And then I said, well, how about this? And then I said something else. And then he comes back and he's like, dude, I screwed up. We don't have that either. I said, okay. Here's the manager's going to come over. The manager comes over. He's like, hey, can I break you off a bottle of like a special collection? It's like a $480 bottle. And I was like, oh, dude, you don't have to. And he was like, no, no, no. It's on me. It's like, you know, we appreciate. Fan, whatever. Very cool. Whatever. So he pours me a little sniffer of it, which is nice. And that's all I wanted was one little whatever. Then they only charge us for like one dish. Whatever. And so. This is where you get into weeds. So then, yeah. Then I had to over tip. So then what I thought was, all right, so then I always have cash. So I said, well, what do I tip them? And her and I were going back and forth over what's appropriate. Because the total bill probably would have been, if I paid for that glass of that and everything, yeah, $300 or something like that. So we were doing the math total and I said, $100 is nice, but $200 is a thank you also to the manager and the thing, right? Very smart. Because he'll tell the manager. It is like, oh, he gave me more money because of the whiskey that you gave. And then everybody's happy and he broke open his personal bottle. So $200 was the way to go. Very smart. Now, do I want to do that? I wanted to do 18%. Yeah. I want to give a standard nice tip, but that you have to go. Well, sometimes when they give it to you, you got it. You don't have it. You, they've kind of forced your hand. Gentlemen. It's amazing. They go all in. Gentlemen. You're, you are a gentleman. I try, but then there's restaurants that I, you know, that are run of the mill and I just do the 20% and we move on 25, whatever. I don't do 20. I'm almost always over, but like you just give the 25 or 30% and you move on your way, right? It's sometimes I'm like, it's just a little whatever joint I got to go. Yeah. Yeah. But if they recognize you, you got to forget about it. You're done. You're, you are cooked. They will go, you know, those are you garbage guys. They are really trash. 30 bucks. Yeah. Had a situation like that a couple of years ago. I'm in Hawaii with my, with my wife. Um, I'm happy for all your happiness. All right, dude. Also, what do you think of the boots? Hate them. Hate them. And the way that you, well, they're also this doing this with your feet, like a little boy. I didn't like either. You're touching it. He was going like this, his little feet together. Dude, he sat down side of my foot hurts because he's, you're not a cowboy boot guy. I'll say that. These aren't cowboy boots. Oh, any boot. They're not cowboy boots to me. Yeah. Yeah. They're either cowboy boots or work boots. What's it? What does it look good? What are they called? What, what would those be called? I got them at DSW. Oh, DSW boots. They're the house. Let me see how high they go. Lift them up. Oh, right. Nike. Right. Nike socks. Yeah. Well, the Nike socks makes it nice. I saw him staring at the dude. You sat down and he went, I just, I don't, I can't. How about this? You look good. I can't wear them. What do you mean? I do. I would never wear those. I do. I, they, they have grown on me and the more worn they get, I think they look better. Well, if you wear them, they look good, but, but new, a new boot is always a funny. These are like two weeks old. Yeah. He's really put them through the ring. Two weeks? We walked here. What are you running through fields? What's going on? Those are so neck up. I'm working the ranch. They do look better as they've aged. That's like six months of work. I like, I'm a sneaker guy. I don't really, I can't do boots, dress shoes if it's the occasion, but outside of that, I'm doing sneakers always. I don't think it's real. How many dress shoes do you have? I have, one pair of wedding dress shoes. Nice. Yeah. What's a wedding dress shoe? Like a tuxedo? A really high-end dress shoe just for weddings and special occasions. Tom McCann? What do you got? Ferragamo. Ferragamo? Yeah. You might not even know who that is. I like his old stuff. I thought they made sports cars. He's an Italian composer. One pair of nice Ferragamos. Saboteur Ferragamo. Saboteur Ferragamo. Just in case, just for a nice wedding thing, but outside of that too, dress shoes, I don't, I mean, I probably have a couple of other dumpy ones laying around, but when do I have to, when do I wear dress shoes? How many suits you got? A Hollywood guy. A Hollywood guy. Four. That's good. You got a tie-a-tie? Gotto. Tie-a-tie. Yeah. Brother. Okay. I can do three, I can do a half Windsor. I can do a full Windsor? I'd do a Pratt myself. No, see, I like, I think a half, half is for. Bless you. Thank you. Half is for certain occasions. Full is for something a little bit more. What would they be? Full is like if it's a wedding, graduation. Half is like it's a business thing. I gotta wear, they want me to wear a, it's a jacket and tie thing. It's a meeting. So we're gonna, yeah. You wanna do the top button on the suit and let the tie hang down a little bit? No. No. No, you button that button. Keep the button up. Yeah, be a man. Button the button. That's insane. The top button, that's for hockey coaches. They're allowed to do that. Oh my God, that's so true. That's fucking great, dude. That's the only guy that's allowed to do that. Yeah, they do it too. I mean, I'm sorry about the flyers last night. Yeah, tough one. Well, Connie came over. We were watching. I was bummed. I watched the first game with him. I did not. I was bummed, dude. I was like, Jesus Christ. I don't pretend to be a hockey guy. I'm not a hockey guy. And when it comes to the flyers, I treat that as sacred to the city of Philadelphia where I would never hop on that bandwagon now that they're in the playoffs because. Why not? You're allowed to be a Philly fan. I know, but. It's such a specific core group of fans in the city. The Philadelphia Flyers fan is a particular type of Philly trash. But this is every city sports team. I know, but they. But I disagree. If you're from the city, that's your fucking team. I feel like that's real hockey fans. It is, but he's just like out of respect. Out of respect for the Flyers. Out of respect for the people that are diehard fans that live and die by it. This is their time. Okay, I'm a diehard Cubs fan. I love the Cubs. I watch. 100%. I watch 70% of their games probably. Okay. They're always on my TV. My cousin and I share season tickets. We have the app because of it. I always put a game on in the background even if I'm doing a lot of shit. If someone becomes a Cubs fan, if we make it to the playoffs, I don't care because it's a Chicago love thing so it doesn't bother me and I'm never going to be like who's pitching tonight and they don't know I don't care but Philly has that but Philly's a baseball and football the Flyers is such a subset in Philly it's a different kind of guy it's like an independent band and you didn't listen to the album you don't know their first album I get that they've been living and dying we've had so much pain in Chicago I don't think we give a fuck who jumps on because we just want the glory so we've just lived through so much shit the Bulls are owned by a nightmare and that's why the White Sox suck too and so they just can't get out of their ass and we had our glory days and since then we're fighting upstream so it's like if we do get to a good place everyone gets happy everybody gets happy Philly's the same let me ask you this as what I think is becoming a classy guy I think last time you were trash even though it was a few years ago yeah could I be class now? I don't know you're creeping there I did park he did block the driveway but I respect that because we're not moving we're not coming out and that's your driveway and I can't get a ticket on your driveway that's very good also I don't own this place yeah you keep saying it's our driveway you're a Cubs fan yeah would you how do you feel about wearing another baseball team's hat? I don't know I feel like we talked about this but I have I have a I have a maybe we did interesting interesting approach about it okay when I first started touring I loved going to baseball games by myself or with an well I didn't couldn't bring an opener I got you so if a local guy I'd be like hey man you a baseball fan? and nine times out of ten comics are like no and so you're like well I'll go by myself so I would go by myself to games and I adored going to games by myself I learned to like love it and I would get a hat in every city so I used to collect that's fun and I've been to I don't know I think I'm only missing like I don't even know a hand literally a handful like I've never been a new Yankee but I don't know if that counts because I went to the old one so I'm like does that count if it's a new I don't know I don't know but I don't I do it I always just wear team's hats because I went to the stadium and I enjoyed it you wear a National League hat? I'm a National League guy I know oh you're saying will I wear an AL team? no as a National League oh wear another one? well I live in Los Angeles so I wear LA hats sometimes because I live here I live here man for 20 years what am I gonna I mean I go to Dodger games a lot so it's like what am I supposed to do not wear it's weird I'm a transplant so but do I root for the Dodgers in that regard? no I like them I'll go to games it's fun to go to baseball games but I can't go to my home team but I'll wear like yeah I'll wear other National League teams yeah it's all it's actually dominant National League hats because I'm a National League fan so I know those teams more but like will I pop on and well it's interesting like I'll never wear an Angels hat I want to get an Angels hat yeah I would never wear that I also don't respect the team I don't like anything about them I think it's I have to kind of like your team and I'll wear your hat I have a Phillies hat I wear that sometimes I get ragged on for that I bought my first Yankees hat not too long ago which I was shocked that I did but I just I was like it's also I don't know I like it also I have to like your I have to like your your city I like the city or also like the symbol of this of the design team right like Baltimore Orioles is such a good hat yeah undeniably good hat some teams have great hats Miami stupid hat shitty hat whack that M sucks sucks some teams Phillies great fucking hat Yankees undeniably one of the best hats yeah it's just whether you like them or not Mets stinks dumb hat really I think about Seinfeld every time I think about a Mets hat and I'm like no thanks I don't like that it's like Billy Crystal and Seinfeld it's like the two guys that I'm like I like that they're good guys but like I don't know that's who wears like guys who wear suits with sneakers I'm like that's not it it's not the epitome of cool no exactly it's just not it for me but like Billy Crystal in the 80s playing a cop playing a detective with a shitty Mets hat on I love that I'm out I'd rather have Fletch wearing a Fletch right out here wearing the LA shit sure I love that you know what I mean wearing that Lakers jersey I was like that's cool Magnum wearing the Lakers yeah Detroit I can wear love because I love that city yeah I fucking love Detroit I can I don't own a Brewer's hat only and I love Milwaukee and I love that city and I love and I love going up great hat great hat Brew Crew but it's hard because there are sure there are little cousins we can't we can't do that the only hat I will never buy never own never wear refuse garbage trash St. Louis Cardinals you stink cuz what do you mean they're our arch nemesis and they have been forever coming out huh that's the dirtbagging 100% I would never support these people they're awful one of the best jerseys though also it made me learn to hate Joe Buck because he loves the Cardinals and I was every time I see him I'm like your dad was better your dad was better I would love to dude I'd love to say it to him he's grown on me in the years he hates the Cubs so I fucking I can't stand him my philosophy is I can wear any hat from the American League because there's no emotional attachment sure but American League I would say National League leads leads the the MLB and cooler hats better cities more fun I like a Boston I like a Red Sox hat you sure I'll give it to them yeah Red Sox and Yankees I feel like Yankees and Red Sox aren't even AL teams they're just good baseball teams yeah I don't want to give them the association of some of the other AL squads but we have some trash we have Pittsburgh love a Pittsburgh hat though I'm fucking around dude dude every time round up the comments when I make fun of Pittsburgh they get so mad at me like in jest I'll just be like I'm not going there dude come to Philly and people get mad it's also like I love the Pirates though I don't know why I love them hate them they're in our division I can't stand them also like Cincinnati Reds you don't like a Reds hat what what what these are division dogs I don't like these guys you don't like anybody in your division that's not true as a young man I didn't but now as I'm older like I mean I fucking lived in I've been living in Queens for 15 years I don't like the Mets but but I have love for them he loves the Mets and I like going out there to the stadium the Mets game the Mets game's alright well it's easier for you to go to yeah we did it to New York for 15 years I don't hate them didn't they have the lowest tickets didn't they have the lowest tickets in a while the Mets were trying to give them away yeah it's a sad tale God bless them his face is lighting up well the Mets the Mets to me for New York are the White Sox for Chicago it's like I love to see them lose and I have a lot of friends that are White Sox fans so if you're not into baseball you could have tuned out about 35 minutes ago and we're back sorry no all good that was my fault I have one it probably has to do it probably will tie back to baseball or sports it somehow what growing up who was the most famous person you've met never met like it could and it also could have just been like a radio DJ first guy oh that's or just anybody where you were like holy shit that was a big deal well I met Mancow from Q101 who was a big radio DJ you guys you remember Mancow I remember the name yeah he was very famous I met him at a from Q Q101 Mancow was at a he was all over the country he was syndicated but he was at a thing in Chicago it was like a Halloween horror weekend party and they were DJing it or that you know Q101 hosted it so we got to meet him that was kind of like maybe my first when I was a high schooler I met no it's not true this is not true this is all a lie my first famous person that I met was with my mom as a kid when I was living in the city and we were going to like a burger joint and my mom didn't even recognize her and I apologize I forget her name but it's the mother from the wonder years the mom from the wonder years she was eating google her I can't remember her name because I'm dumb and she signed she signed on a napkin at the restaurant for me and I had it it's in my baby book my mom still has it no shit but I said mom that's the mom from wonder years and my mom was like I don't think that is babe and I was like I promise it is it is and I was kind of freaking out my mom was like I don't think that's her and she was like do you want to go say hi though and she goes you can I don't think it is and I went up I said are you the mom from the wonder years and she was like I am and my mom was like oh shit what's her name shout out Allie Mills huh Allie Mills Allie Mills beautiful blonde woman cool and she signed a little napkin for me that was the first person I ever met I had it been it was just me and my mom at the time my stepdad wasn't there so maybe seven or something like that wow that's a great one first famous guy I've ever waited on when I moved to New York the first time yeah probably this is probably 1999 the dad from the wonder years oh that dude what a dad if you couldn't have casted a father cartoon character he was a dad he was like Archie Bunker without the racism you know what I mean like it was he looked like a dad that everyone had but I loved that show I adored wonder years man and then I ended up working with Fred Savage he directed an episode of a thing I did really it's kind of wild yeah that's weird yeah he tried to fist fight me is that true no I shouldn't make a click bait thing I somehow had to set a balls to walk up to the dad from the wonder years and go dad what do you do at Norcom all day and he's like yeah that's right that's right I waited on him 10 years later in Philly yeah and I was like do you remember me and he's like nah of course not that's insane do you remember me I was the guy with the boots and the Nike socks oh yeah we made fun of you for weeks no yeah that was my first famous that's great first famous that's a good one that's a fantastic one yeah she was cool I'm trying to think if there was another one when I was a kid that was really kind of mine was Mike Schmidt seriously that's huge he had a hoagie place in my hometown oh and he'd be in there all the time not all like what's going on Mike you got a game today Mike he's like yeah it's not till 430 who cares you relax you're fine we're out of bread yeah they got a double header he's like look in between the games I gotta go to the shop gotta go to the shop and open it up every stock to walk in did you have anybody like Schmidt that had like a hoagie shop in Chicago car dealer something like that well they all had car dealers I mean those guys all had stuff like that they all had I'm trying to think of what the most famous version of it was like they all like who had the most famous well Michael Jordan's restaurant was like a big to do I don't know if you remember that Harry Caray's got a place right Harry Caray had a it's still there I think I don't even know it's gotta be still open but Jordan shut down Mike Piazza has a bunch of Honda dealerships by us does he and my family refuses to buy a car from a Met I asked him that good people no one in my is like what are you nuts well that's like elway owns half of denver you know elway owned the elway d car dealerships are like that's the whole city of denver is elway he owns all that shit for him my my grandmother's this is a weird car dealership my grandmother's brother uh uh was a very popular owned a car dealership my grandmother's brother joe madden for mad for people in chicagoland might know it and then he then they sold it years later to like auto nation or one of those things but i remember like they no refused to not drive a ford because her brother owned a car dealership and it was a huge deal if you didn't have a ford it was like what are you out of your mind traitor you have to drive a ford we represent ford but those days of like loyalty to a brand gone it's gone no one will ever have that again as quick as yeah we don't have that thing anymore like i don't my dad is big on it he's still old school my dad dude this is how you know my dad and i's relationship over like you know my dad and i's relationship over like what i like versus what he likes my dad drinks pepsi i like coke do you know what i mean it's like that's everything in our world yeah i love mcdonald's when i was a kid he liked burger king we it was almost like he did it deliberately so we would fight about it like everything i liked he wanted the other he liked the other if i liked the home jersey for the cubs he'd like the away colors yeah oh i got it out for you yeah well he we always were just such different we always had like different tastes on everything music everything you know what i mean you can't jump in both worlds the coke and the pepsi coke was my entire childhood mcdonald's sold coke yeah that's all i knew yeah yeah also i you're not what of course i'll drink i'll drink anything but coke was my child it was just my childhood it like by the way when they had frozen coke at 7-eleven when they introduced frozen coke i was like yeah slurpy fine but it used to be called frozen coke no i don't know about that no pre-slurpy was frozen coke look it up look it up i'm 10 years older than you brother trust me i was in on frozen coke before you know you would go to little places had frozen coke before slurpees became you got frozen coke frozen coke is a popular semi-frozen carbonated slushy version of coca-cola commonly found at mcdonald's 7-eleven speedway see frozen coke was a thing slurpy slurpy was a branded name for frozen coke yeah slurpy co-opted frozen coke yeah they're they're scam artists it was just coke and cherry that was the say it again the original i didn't understand yeah sometimes he says stuff and i'm like i am with bobby in what the original two flavors were coke and cherry coke yes not cherry coke coke and cherry slurpy right how about how about vanilla though when they introduced that i don't know if i've ever had vanilla coke vanilla coke vanilla coke what are you about to say oh you liked it didn't you you did i tell you why i thought that was blasphemy you're crazy it's still banging drinking a yankee candle yeah it stinks it stinks doesn't this belong in my aunt's bathroom let me tell you something one labor day i couldn't afford to go anywhere it's just one labor day yeah how many labor days dude i was dating this i was dating this beautiful woman who eventually left me very quickly because she realized i was a loser jesus dude this is years ago yeah cool now bro you broads out there yeah we went over to this um free thing they were doing on the west side by the intrepid museum you know the aircraft carrier i don't but okay you don't know that you know it's an aircraft carrier new york city they got an sr71 blackbird f-14s f4 keep saying numbers i'm not gonna pay attention so i have no idea i got an fat 50 year old right here it's like a bunch of ships over there got it all right a submarine he gets it all right yeah water hey autistic andy let's go water they were just dropping vanilla coke and they were like sponsoring it so all throughout the grounds were these huge bins there's a bug on you i'm sorry i got it i don't know why you were hitting me i got it i was like don't say to another just made this story bugs on you often do you have a couple his nickname's the bug man because one time he texted bugman that's my lawyer bugman morty bugman no it's no come on stop it cut it out will you wait what happened with vanilla coke by the way we're on like our ninth hour yeah what time what time is it i don't know 45 all right all right hold on it's important like this honestly this is why i like doing shows with you guys thank you it's fun all right you ready we could do this honestly for 30 hours all right right we should do where we do a full 24 hours yeah let's do it you should do an ayg with and just have guests coming coming live stream that's pretty good you really should drew skin kaiser they make a lot of cash those kids sure they do hey back to your snore fest story so i'm dating this hot chick she looked like a polish version of catherine she broke up with you yes yeah deliberately i know i went to her house one time and she had all my stuff neatly folded in trash bags and i knew it was really over eastern european yes yeah they always are yeah that's who folds they fold yeah all of your stuff is by door yeah don't come back in no yeah it was the last stuff and he is do it you're done we'll edit it we'll edit it i didn't have any money we made sandwiches to bring there that's how broke i was it was the first time i ever had cucumber in a sandwich because you put cucumber in a turkey sandwich and i've eaten it ever since i always think about it every time i eat it jesus uh yeah it gets sadder and sad this is the most in unhinged story you know like cucumbers in a sandwich i do but you're making it sad i think about her every time i eat it so we didn't have it we didn't have we didn't really have any money but they had all these free screaming cold vanilla cokes in bins of ice and water how many they were screaming it was a hundred degrees i had sunburned i had myself about 13. i must have had about 13 or 14 of them ever since then i like it i like a vanilla so you still and still to this day you'll have it still to this day i used to have a lot after benders after everything calmed down well i would get a vanilla coke after a after a hangover there is nothing better i go get a mcdonald's large coke every single time the large fountain it's the best fountain question real fast you go to the movie theater both of you guys i got it now they got the new machine yep you can get any combination under the sun don't like it it's too much it's not the same cherry what do you get when you i don't even like that they come out of the same spout i don't like it either what are you doing it bothers me because you're mixing you're making now i get a little i get a little cherry twang you know what's so interesting i think about this is meticulous uh ocd stuff it's like when i go to an ice cream shop what i enjoy about when they they they dip this dip the spoons to clean off the other residue from the past ice cream because what if i didn't want it in the barbicide let's go let's put it in the barbicide dude but that they use the same nozzle i taste other other drinks in my nozzle hate it especially if it's a brightly colored if someone had an orange drink before you you're going to taste that in your drink yeah all right so what do you what are you pulling traditionally it's cherry it's a cherry coke a lot of ice large popcorn something chocolate and something fruity how big of the popcorn do you get the biggest one you just get the refill if they upsell me i'll take it but i can do a medium it depends if you guys are good you know you know why i you know why i like the bucket because it's stable the bags are smart it drives me nuts the bags and the bags when you're handing it like it's my wife's passing back it spills every time so i just get the bucket i just like can i sometimes i'll pay for the whatever and go can i have the bucket i'll pay for just for the bucket itself then pour it in there at least sometimes get weird about giving they always get weird about it what do they care you're 17 just give me the bucket yeah high school kid give me the bucket yeah and by the way sometimes i'll you know i'll grease the kitchen they deserve it they get paid five dollars a day it's a it's a miserable job why is it i don't get why those kids don't get paid more that sucks so give them a little give throw them a 20 in the changes they're after what do you hear his uh movie theater thing okay so that's your that's it that's it and what's what's the chocolate the chocolate could be uh uh m m's or i'm sorry peanut butter m m's could be milk duds which i like a milk that's why you got those teeth missing yeah of course yeah yeah and then that's that's that's the story and then the fruity's either going to be red vines it's going to be sour patch kids it's going to be skills going to be something fruity that's the dessert dessert chocolate is the medium dessert that's the dessert dessert is so funny okay what do you got i don't really go to the movie i don't know i would just get the popcorn and probably some candy some gummy bears but growing up i would do pretzel nuggets all time with the cheese what's yours i disagree with the pretzel nuggets oh chaotic choice i was a fat kid i wanted i wanted the most meal i could get i wanted i wanted to be full you wanted to be full that i was popcorn ain't gonna there's not enough popcorn at amc to do that do you have mashed potatoes they do now i do the piece some of these places have full dinners now i don't like that no i'm not into it either i'm a traditionalist i want popcorn okay i gotta get the big popcorn and i go i go If they have it, Doc Pepp, because I love Dr. Pepper. Something about the movie theater is Dr. Pepper. I don't know what it is. I prefer Coke in the real world, but something about Doc Pepp. I mentioned Mr. Pibbs. Will you do a Mr. Pibbs as well? He's got to get his doctorate before I consume. Really? Yeah. That's got to be a comics joke for sure. Mr. Pibbs. He didn't even go get his PhD. I love a Dr. Pepper. No. I like a Dr. Pepper. I think it's superior. What are the flavors? I mean, we'll never know. One of them is cherry. I know that. Hold on. Let's take Coke real quick. Straight up regular Coke. Okay. Rank can, bottle, fountain. There's no doubt about this. It's Mexican Coke in a bottle from here. Mexican Coke in a bottle is the greatest version of Coke. Then it goes fountain. Then it goes can. Can's dead last. What about plastic bottle? I will not consume. No shit. What am I doing? First of all, the plastic bottle gets so warm so fast. That doesn't hold a cold. You have to put it in a glass with ice. Defeats the entire purpose of having something on the go. So you buy those at the gas station. The moment you're back in your car, hitting that third mile of wherever you are. Yeah. You're going. It's warm. It's lukewarm. It's bullshit. So if you were going to get ice from the fountain place at the gas station, just get the fountain Coke anyway. Plastic bottle Coke is not even, I can't even believe people like them. The only way that I did them is at family parties. Grandma has a two liter, but that's going in a glass. with ice can i give you a heads up then we'll let you go yeah you want a plastic bottle to be screaming cold you bring it home i don't want i don't want it to be cold i don't want to consume it but just bring it out if you're bored one day yeah you take a couple swigs out of it so there's some air in it put it in the fridge it's going to be colder than a full bottle dude i love that you're a scientist he thinks he's building eye with this dude it's going to be colder than a half a half a gatorade in the refrigerator is colder than a full gatorade refrigerator i swear to god it's true i swear to god i believe that to be true because the air that's in there right that's just that's probably easy math but i'm what it is yeah the air can get cold there makes it colder but i will say this magic yeah no well he could really some sort of scientific but i do i do think it's the weakest the bottle the plastic are the weakest of of all of the cokes but the glass bottle mexican coke real cane sugar from mexico which they're trying to implement in all coke now they're trying to fight to make it a real thing it won't because that corn syrup is going to keep us forever that's a big money it's a lot of cash there's a lot of corn out there shout out to iowa there's just too much for them to stop doing that but yeah number one mexican coke then fountain and then can i'll take a can if i'm at like a my buddy's son's baseball game i'll they have a can in the cooler i'll do it i don't want it but i'll do it but i switch now i'm more coke zero than diet coke when i do drink an alternative coke zero tastes much more you go to europe they don't even know you ask for diet coke they're like what coca-cola light doesn't exist yeah it doesn't exist um true gentleman anderson really is you know you're really you're really trying to be turning it around flip-flopping i like it i love coming on the show with you guys i appreciate this every week we love you so much love you thank you you want the folks that don't know anything yet coming up you want to hit them uh i will tease you a little bit bobby and i shot 10 episodes of a game show called the bad game i heard about it's all called what it's called the bad game show it's going to come out on our channel i love it uh the business wasn't interested in it and we just funded it ourself and made it with uh with atc that's how we're doing and had a good time and then we shot 10 episodes and we're i think it's gonna start in june we shot all tenor in the can we're in the edit bay but bad game show watch bad friends watch whiskey ginger my other pod um and outside of that that's all i'm doing i'm doing a couple of dates i'm not touring right now but go to understand.com we're doing like i think i'm doing a saint charles missouri and i'm doing a san diego i'm doing a couple of shows down there for fun but i won't tour till next year later love it take it we love you buddy take it we love you guys thank you gang we love you kippy you got uh all of our tickets are on sale at rdgarbage.com get them while they last love you gang see you next week peace