"ALLEGEDLY" (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

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I don't know what it's zoned as. I don't know if it's commercial, residential, industrial. I'm in SimCity up in here. What is this building? Girl, what is it? Because I see people coming. Tell us in the comments. What's this building? I really don't know. Some of the producers, Anna and Becca, have been, well, Anna especially, has been here quite a long time. This is like a historical podcast building, right? It does feel like a residential building, though, because there's two showers. There are two showers here. I used to get my hair cut in this building. What? So it's some sort of multi-purpose. It's a live-work loft. I think we could. Is that like a live-laugh-love? I think we could. I think we could. I think we could write a podcast horror film. Oh, wow. That would be good. I think it's back rooms, but it's podcasts. And coming from us, they would really believe that. They say, oh, well, they're casters. Yeah. But I think it's like the old guard of podcasting haunting us. We're like, no, no, we've been doing this since 2016. It's the ghost of WTF. It's WTF. It's Sarah Koenig kind of going, hey. Sarah Koenig just shot up out of bed wherever she was and said, what? Well, it's the fourth anniversary. It's the fifth anniversary of Fire Island, the film. It actually is. It is. Fifth anniversary of us shooting it. That's right. Well, almost. We shot it after Labor Day. Wow. Or on the island, but then we shot it in, I want to say, late July, early August. And can you believe the expression is, nothing good happens after Labor Day? I can't. It's because it's not true. Yes, our pal is back here. You know who's very excited about this episode? Doug. Oh, yeah. This is Doug's favorite guest. Yeah. I mean. Yes. And he's seen it all. He's seen it all in the chair. It's probably your favorite guest out there. Our guest has shown us a new thing that he bought. Like chic cinch, like snatch pins. What do you call them? You call them snatch pins? Snatch pins. That's actually a really good name for it if they're not called that. They should be. They should be. So what do you say? What do you say? Welcome to the podcast. Jill Kim Booster. Oh, thank God. So I used to get my hair cut in this building. Yes. And during the pandemic, he would only cut my hair and Zendaya's mom. And the only reason I know this is because one time I was arriving as she was leaving and I sat down in the chair and he said, you know who that is? And I was like, no. And he was like, that's Zendaya's mom. And we had that relationship for a long time. That's beautiful. But why do you think it was just you two? I think because I had a connection with him and Zendaya's mom has a connection with Zendaya. Okay. But. Did you sleep with this man? No, I would never. He's straight. Oh, okay. So no, I would never. He's straight. It's true. You've perverted. I have perverted. Converted and perverted. You've perverted. It's actually a front runner for title of app. You've perverted. No, apparently these snatch pins. Yeah. Women have apparently had access to this technology for a long time. They've been gatekeeping. Snatch pins. Women gatekeep all the time. It's so crazy how they gatekeep. It's actually a little culture number four. No, the favorite guest of this podcast is Patty Harrison followed by Aaron and Josh and then probably either like a horse race between me and Sudi. No, no, no. But can I say, and this will piss off those people you just named, you are, I think, and this brings me great joy to tell you, our most frequent. Definitely. I think so. Because you're in the double digits. I've almost done it every year since you've done it. I think this is probably your 10th appearance. Can we find out how many appearances Joel Kim Booster has done on the podcast? Last Culture Recess with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. You can probably ask AI. It's actually. I will not be asking AI. You can probably just ask AI. And it will lie to you. It will lie to you. Go on DuckDuckGo. Yeah, it'll lie to you. It'll say Joel Kim Booster hasn't just been on the podcast. He's been on the podcast many times. Many times. You got to go to DuckDuckGo, which is advertised as, oh, it's the one that doesn't have AI. But then you go and there's AI and you got to toggle it off yourself. Oh my God. Five? I got nine. No. That's too low. I have nine. You have nine? Is that including the time I guest hosted? Oh, I did too. Oh, see? That'll be 10. Oh, we go. What? Hold on. I will say it is such a lovely time capsule because like we will re-listen to some of those episodes in the car on long drives and stuff like that. And like if we have absolutely nothing else to do. If you've done every car game. It's so crazy. There's a, I think I told you guys this, but the squeeze from the back, that episode we recorded in 2019 was where I came on this podcast fully believing, by the way, that it was not a ruse that I was like, I don't think I'm meant to be with anyone. I think I'm supposed to be single forever. I don't think everybody, I'm very happy now. I will be happy like this forever. I don't think, I think I have decided today that I am no longer seeking partnership. And it's so crazy to listen to because I, I remember saying it and I remember believing it. Well, yes. Do you know what I saw? I'm sorry. I saw a little reel today. This woman going, it's not that you lack confidence. It's that your confidence is directed at the wrong thing. You are confident that things will not work out for you. You're confident that you will not meet the right person. You are confident that you will not get this job and your career will not be this way. Redirect it. She goes, if you're looking for your shoes and they're firmly, they're firmly on your feet, of course you're going to keep looking until you realize that you've had it all along. It's Wizard of Oz shit. I was saying Wizard of Oz coded. That, that is like, that's really actually, thank you to that woman. Thank you to that woman. For once. Because they're all gatekeepers. Yeah, she was not. She was not gatekeeping, finally, the secret of confidence and where to direct it. But yeah, it's cute. It's a time capsule. What is JM? What does your husband think of that? Who obviously heard that episode years ago and started planning. He's a very calculated person. Mastermind. That's Taylor's song. Mastermind. No, I mean, it's funny. Mostly he like notes the fact that he was like, wow, y'all really could say anything back then. Yeah. He always is just like, I counted 18 episodes that feature Joel Kim. Wow. Including like live shows. Oh, live shows. I don't think so, honey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The rules of the global songbook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of that. I'm always available. No. So are we, apparently. So are we. Every week. We're still sitting here doing it. My favorite episode that we ever recorded, though, was the one on the bed in Fire Island. Yeah, that was good. That was a good one. I wasn't even supposed to be the guest that day. No. I just heard you guys talking and came into the room. I think we were. I think we were doing a, we were doing a culture catch up from Fire Island whilst shooting. And we had just watched the Salt Lake premiere. Yeah. It was. Yeah. Of season three, Jun Shaw. Mm-hmm. Or two? I think it was the bad one. It was 2021. So, yeah. Three is bad. Do you like Real House of Rhode Island? I love it. You love it. I am, I think it is too soon to tell, obviously, but I would say its trajectory is on the same one that Salt Lake was on. Really? Well, yes, it is. because there is like a criminal-- this element to it i mean liz right i've been down the reddit rabbit hole on this first of all i will say a lot of locals are very surprised that liz would sign up for this show interesting um a lot of people that i know from the area have told me very strange impulse for a woman with sort of rumors surrounding her um and you know known secrets and things like that to sign it is a disease that some of these women have yeah that some of these reality show stars have yeah to and thank god you know thank god well thank god for the disease it's actually real culture number 14 thank god for the disease here's my theory is that these people think oh shit things aren't looking good i should launder my image and some i should i should i should clean this up however i can and have this lever of control that seems to be in my control by going on the show well the what i have i've seen posited is that first of all that boat was not just for fishing right and they sold the boat so fast and they everyone thinks now the show is exactly what you said it's her trying to go straight yeah but like it was all so recent that like girl you got to sell the boat before the cameras roll exactly exactly and i want to say i want to say i want to say i want to say allegedly to all of that just i was gonna say maybe we should call the episode allegedly so that everything everyone knows that everything under the umbrella of this episode is allegedly yeah so you actually can't sue us you're actually not allowed and see we do still say shit we want to say i yeah i will say um alicia is breakout star of the last of any bravo show that's premiered 100 i mean everything she says don't don't say all that because you know we all have a new friend and her name is mia oh yeah i thought you're gonna say lindsey hubbard as well we love lindsey hubbard and mia of course if you had told me four years ago that i would be defending and writing hard for lindsey hubbard and the pope i would have fucking spat in your face and said who are you talking to certainly not me not not that could never happen and yet here i am because lindsey hubbard she's a top 10 in here's what i would say about lindsey hubbard lindsey hubbard is a top 10 reality show in the year of our lord 2026 she's in the top 10 of real reality show people we have now the show is bad the impulse to center a show around lindsey yes she deserves it yeah she deserves her saying you think in the city is bad i don't think it's very good sure yes you are entitled to that i think it is too disparate the relationships are too disparate and i think not having carl there is a fucking mistake i want to see carl at softball i'm going to softball can we go wait actually can we can we make a whole date to go to softball let's all plan this out yeah let's go i bet he would love if you had an event there oh why don't we have pop up i don't think so honey lie yeah we should we should absolutely just like a some something with the idea of being soft hey guys this is matt from the future and funny story we actually had the culture awards viewing party at softbar so i just wanted to tell you we did have an event there thanks carl and everyone over at softbar bye or back to the episode yes yeah oh my god oh this was going to be my own thing so honey but i don't want to say i don't want to well that's not time for it yeah i have a better one i have a better one i have a better one but i don't think so honey sending dick pics where you when you're flaccid what what what are you doing i can't even that's giving me no useful information terrible it's crazy a flaccid penis can look like anything well it's it's it's another notch in the sociopath column like oh yeah they'll like this well even though it's flaccid well my theory is they go mine looks pretty good even mine looks great even if it's flaccid the narcissistic impulse to share your penis no matter what its constitution yeah is something we have to attack i i'm i do not use any sorts of angles when i send my dick out because i'm over under promise over deliver yeah always and it's like you're gonna see it it's like lying about anything physical on dating apps it's like lie about your life your resume your you know your family but don't lie about your height or how big your hands are yeah you know also it's like you know what i'm saying it's like sometimes i'm like if you're really sending a limit i guess he can't show butt because he's a straight guy yeah but if i'm sending a nude it's always i'm always going ass ass first certainly yeah and then it depends on the situation like i have different um albums yeah different situations and one time when we were in mexico city not you and when i don't know why i just referred jam as we and he's not here but anyways on that trip i talked to two separate guys on grinder one a bottom one a top and then went out and found out they were roommates and were really upset that i was talking to both of them yeah and i was like wow you got two different versions of me because it's all a performance yeah yeah yeah it's all the full you were all born naked and the rest is great stop that train is in theaters now oh my god can we talk about it sure i fucking loved it matt i think everyone's gonna love it i and listen thank you and i'm gonna say something it's better than it needed to be oh it's far better than it needed i think i think that that is true it wasn't gonna be a bad movie because it's adam shankman no exactly but it is like one of those things where like i don't think everyone i don't think anyone expected it it is like to me like as good if not better than the recent naked gun like i think like jokes per minute it's like i was like trying to like catch my breath at times because it's very funny all the cameos nail it like really it's one of those like classic disaster parody movies where like the the cameos are flying a mile a minute yeah and there you can tell they were all shot like wherever they were um everyone did not even a day on set like 45 minutes on yeah in a way that's beautiful and for some of them it was a moment i had a moment of like oh so you can do this what were you doing on that fucking show like you know like you're all very talented i know i know they're all really talented you ever talking to a top on the apps and you're like well even though i know you're not into it i am gonna show you my dick you know i find that most people want to see it they want to see dick yeah yeah i actually could give less of a fuck about the well have we talked about this before almost certainly you've been on the podcast 6 000 times but just like when someone sends dick i'm not always like thrilled thrilled all right because when it's too big i'm like oh that feels well there's the day well and it's like it really is i feel like sometimes if they don't send something for scale it is a little bit like i'm doing proof like i'm like i'm like i'm looking at i'm looking at the the you know the door frame and i'm like okay that's six that's six foot and like the angle of what he's doing right now that's probably you know and it's like it's 11 it's really good to have scale when you are talking to someone in a new way like i remember when i was a kid when i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was a kid i was like i think he's exactly at the letter i am and you were doing proof and then when i met him at firefly restaurant um in studio city i walked up to him he was sitting at the bar and he turned around and he got up out of the chair and said hello and i said yeah exactly as i suspected and he was like whoa that was the first thing i was like and i was like you're just as tall as i thought he was like oh okay and then it wasn't it wasn't like you sound like you are in proof you sound like the the main girl in the girl crazy have you seen io and i have not i have not gotten to new york to see it yet i have to see her improve i have to see mateo in chicago now i have to see congrats to our girl yeah billy flynn what yeah oh my god i know i'm so i love to break the news to you live on i'm so happy yeah no it's it's like he's gonna kill it and like the fact is is it's sunny because you i think a lot of people forget how multi-talented he is it feels too easy for him it's so annoying he's gonna kill it he's like an opera train singer yeah yeah yeah like yeah um yeah so congrats like there's a lot i still need to see i i gotta see jellicle ball oh i got you know okay well when's the next time you're going to new york um because we could do softball and softball and jellicle i will be there the first week of july okay so we're guest judging jellicle ball on the 24th on june 24th i'll be i won't be there yet okay we get that sucks yeah i'd love to see that because you know it's the also who who you get to interact with when you guest judge is that rum tum tugger sydney yeah period oh no it's it is crazy you're like very serious damn that's the hottest person who's ever crazy i um i was gonna say i i was thinking about something and then my stop that train and it's lightly connected to jellicle ball because it's about like house culture but like um when i said the the thing about like oh it's way better than it needs to be i was worried that you would think it was shady and no no and we know that it's way better than it needs to be and i was need to have like a moratorium on and of course on the use of the use of the word absolutely it has now become synonymous with insult and i think that is it so dilutes the specialness of the word and granted like i'm i'm getting this information from people of the culture that created this word i have no business speaking on this but i am anyways as is my want on a podcast but like the way it was explained to me and the and i think this is the perfect distillation of it is that shade is something you say to someone that they immediately know is an insult but if they were to try to explain it word for word what you said to someone else they would look crazy. They would look crazy. Like, if I said to you, Bo, and coming in here, like, leave the house in a hurry? Shade. Shade. That's, like, kind of shady. But, like, if you explain that to somebody else. Try to explain that to me. So, Joel was so weird. He said, did you leave the house in a hurry? And I guess that was fine. I'm crazy, aren't I? Well, did you? Shade. Yeah. You know what's a good one that I heard someone use? God, I always feel so much smarter when I leave a conversation with you. It's like, damn. That's such a good one. That's really good. Because if the person's dumb enough, they're like, oh, thanks. Oh, okay. So, but it's kind of a backhanded compliment. It's backhanded. Yeah, it's like backhanded passive aggression. It is, like, it should be, like, it should be smart, and it should be stealth. Yes. I think is, like, the key word here. People just insult me. Someone just came up and they go, you are so. Oh, much cuter on TV. And I'm like. The way I spun out, and I was at Hydrate in Chicago, and this guy comes rushing up to me, and he was like, oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. It's so cool to see you out. And he's, like, grabbed me by the shoulders and is sort of, like, he's, like, high. I'm sorry, I'm Molly or something. Right, right. And he was, like, holding my shoulders, and he just goes, I'm such a big fan of yours. Huh. You are way bigger online than you are in person. And I, truly, I was like, why would you, like, do not speak on anyone's body when you're first meeting them? Yeah. Because either way, I did get that also a couple weeks ago. They go, didn't know you'd be fit. Yeah, it's like. Not didn't know you'd be so fit. Just didn't know you'd be someone in any acceptable shape. You just don't know where someone's at or what they want to look like. Of course, yeah. And, like, because the thing is, is you could come up to me one day and be like, you're looking big. And if I'm, like, not trying to look big that day, like, you know, it's not a compliment. But you always want to hear you're looking big. Sure. You're looking big. That's not a bad idea. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. No, but, like, I do know guys who are like, I don't know. Listen, my. We all have the same disease. Depends on the area. Yeah, we all have the same disease. But my dream of dreams is to have someone say anything about me. Let's say if someone were to. Like, I did. Someone at Coachella was like, God, you're so much. God, you have a much better body in person. And I wanted. I was this close. And I kind of wish I did to just looking him in the eye and being like, don't talk about my body, you piece of shit. Yeah. Like, I genuinely am like, I think I'm at that point now. I don't care if it comes. I'm obvious that's a terrible thing to say to someone. Right. But that's the point. No. It's like, don't say that. Don't talk about my body. It's like. Do not reply. Do not reply. Your intimacy is yours and mine is mine. Why do you care so much whose dick I ride? Why? Yes. This is. I'm like, don't talk about my body, fucker. No, again, it's like. And then, literally that next. Next weekend, JM's parents were in town and I sat down at lunch for them and his dad was like, looking skinny, Joel. No. And again, like, for a 60-some-year-old man from Cleveland, like, he thinks that skinny is like. Skinny is not good. Skinny is like good. Yeah. It's like, everybody wants to be skinny. Yeah. And it's like, you don't know that I was stick thin for most of my life. Yeah. And that's my insecurity. Yeah. But can I say, this is me just literally being like, don't. No one talk to me about my body. But I will. I will say. I will say, you've indisputably gotten bigger in the time that Matt and I have known each other. Yeah. But I remember when Matt and I first saw you at. Like, when we first met you at Ethnic Realness, we were just like. We already thought you were cute. We were like. Oh, I had a crazy haircut back then. It was long. Y'all did. It was like true. Yeah, it was so wild. I mean, but you've seen the headshot, right? Oh, yeah. With the hair slicked back? No, no, no, no, no. Your headshot. My. One of my very first headshots back. Um. When I graduated college. Are you doing something like this? Is it the. Is it the bowl cut? It is the genderqueer bowl cut. Yes! Can we get this on camera? I do have to say. How do we get this on camera? That's really, really good. Who is this girl? I don't know. She runs the Starbucks like the Navy. I know. She is. But you know what? She's so nice. No, she is. She's so nice. She's so nice. I can't believe I ever said this out to professionals and said, this is me. Yeah. This is. This is me. It's like, what type did you think you were? I don't know. I don't know. But it is true though. No one knows how to take a headshot at that age. I remember when I went to get my first professional headshot done, I was 22. I had just graduated and I paid, at the time, it was like a $900 photo shoot, which was a lot of money. A lot of money. That was my rent. And so, there was a lot. The guy was very expensive but he was the good one that you went to. Oh, yeah. And so, for some reason, I decided to have, like, a goatee and wear a, like a, like a, like a polo underneath a big sweater and I look 44. I was about to say. And then I shaved and took another picture and I had like a baby face with a white background and I went like this with my eyes and I looked 15. So, it's like, you got one type and another and I thought, oh, good, versatility. No, neither was anything. No. And that guy took my money and ran to the bank and then what did he do? And deposited it. That's what he did. He deposited the check. Into a savings account? Yeah, and he may have even invested that money. Wow. That money, it probably was invested in crypto. Probably millions. This is the thing I'm going to make a half-assed attempt at a cultural observation. Okay. As we're talking about haircuts and headshots of the past. It's like, haircuts and headshots. It's social proof, right? It's like, you need other people like we were all being signaled by various things at the time. Like, this looks normal. This looks good. And it very well does in context. But now that we're looking back on it years later, we're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Because, yeah, like I had the Richard Spencer like side part, you know? I mean, I famously, I was innovating. I was a pioneer. I was one of the first on the ground floor to have turf bangs. Turf bangs. And did I know that that's what they were called when I got it? No. Trans-exclusionary radical feminist bangs? Bangs, yeah. Like, yeah, you know when you see it. You know exactly. It's the, it's the, like the blunt bang. The blunt bang. That I had in my special that I had in the first season of Loot. Remember her? Oh, wow. This is when I was convinced you looked like a young Max Greenfield. I still get that sometimes. In fact, I just, yeah. You know, now we're going out for the same parts. Max Greenfield. Yeah. That's wild. I know. You know who you give me now that you've, yes. I think as you, as you age, you grow more and more into a Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sure. You guys have the same kind of like nose and mouth structure. Like the same starting template on the character creation page and then just a few details. Yes, and then you click the skin tone and hair color and eye color. I will take that gladly. Thank you. I have to pee, but I want you guys to keep talking. Okay, you pee and we'll just keep talking. And now, a vital break from our sponsor, Vital Pro. Proteins. You know the blue tub you've probably seen everywhere? That's Vital Proteins collagen peptides. Now, why use them? Because they're the experts. 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I never saw my. You know who I. I used to get all the time, and this is not a flex, it's just the truth. Peggy? Elizabeth Olsen. I used to get Peggy. Elizabeth, what's her name? Moss. Moss. Yeah. I keep forgetting. Leave that in. Olsen, no. Olsen kind of like. I was like, that's the only Elizabeth I care. No, my favorite actor, your favorite actor. My favorite actor. Everyone's. Wait, what was I just about to say? I wonder. Can we get a picture of like a 30-year-old Jon Hamm? I wonder if he started like me. Before he grew into him. Yes, I understand. And you know, but you know who I used to get all the time? I used to get, because of my hairstyle, I would get Robert Pattinson. Yes. And then I got Jonathan Rhys-Myers. That's good. No, at the time it was very good, because he was like Bend It Like Beckham coded. Remember that one scene where he opens, like she goes to. There's one scene in Bend It Like Beckham where he comes in in a white shirt and you're kind of like, whoa. It's hard because his hair is so. Can you bring that over so we can show the camera? You know what I mean? Is that reading? I know. I think so. Honestly, not no. I think you guys have the same like nose. That's Jon Hamm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a young Jon Hamm. I see that for sure. I think this was friends. You guys have a very similar smile. Yeah. Come on. I think it's like it's in the nose, it's in you know. Have you met him? I have met him. We love him. We love him. Unfortunately, you know who I get all the time. Who? Oh. Me. Oh. It happens. Wait, did I tell you about what happened to the Bachelor party after you left that night to go home from the bar? The night we went out to the bars? No. Okay. I'm sorry. The reason I didn't tell you is this. It bums you out way more than I think. Okay. So we went to a bar. This guy comes up to me drunk off his ass and he goes I don't know who you are. Uh oh. And I was like, okay. And he's like, you're Bill and Yang? And I was like, no, my name is Joel. And he goes, well, that's a shitty made up name. And I literally get my ID out. Get my ID out. I shove it in his face and go, this is my fucking name. And he goes, why are you putting your ID in my face? I'm not a fucking bouncer. And I was like, okay, what am I doing trying to help you? Get the fuck away from me. Disengage. And it was so wild. That sucks. But you know what? With that one, I actually feel slightly less demoralized by it than I do the other two times it happens every month. Because I am actually convinced that he knew, like he was thinking of me when he saw me. He's like, that's the guy from Lou, etc. But you are the most famous. No, no, no. And so he only knows the two. He only has the space in his head for one Asian guy name. And actually, this goes into my own thing, so honey, later. But it's going to be about racism. It's going to be about racism in New Orleans. He's planning today, I don't think so, honey, racism. Racism in New Orleans. And you're tackling Asian racism in New Orleans. Yes, first. Which is infecting the population. Wait, you know who I realize my doppelganger is? Who? I think I am Asian Seth McFarlane. I think it's in the face a little bit. But you know what though? I would. Yeah, not not. I would. Ten times out of ten, Seth McFarlane, I would. There was a really funny and talented. There was a Chinese dancer on America's Got Talent last night who I said looked very much like you, and he was Chinese. And it was one of the first times that I, as an adopted Asian person, was. I clocked it before he said. I clocked it before he said, because I was like, he looks like bone. I bet he's Chinese. The bone structure. But he was such a good dancer. As are you. You're so good. No, actually, your ability to pick up choreo, like, every time I watch you guys, like the opening, is this going to be out? Yeah, it'll be out. We can chat about it. I mean, it's so crazy. And the thing about the culture awards that is so great is it really tells you who's fucking down to clown. The fact that Brittany Snow and Malin Ackerman were like, yes, we will come out and do that. I'm like, okay, those are two cool ass people. Justine Loop and Timothy Simon, they killed. Yeah. Killed. It really is like, it's the randomness of some of it. It really feels like you guys went on Facebook and were like, who wants to be in the cult? Like, like this post. Are you available this day? You can have a whole moment in the cult. You know who else was good? I was watching the edit today, like, finishing it up. Paige and Hannah really got it. Oh, yeah. They really got it. And I loved that. Of everyone out of the Bravo sphere. Because there were some Bravo people who maybe didn't understand. And I'm not going to shout out anybody. I think if you watch the awards, it's self-evident. It's the reason why we love these Bravo people. No, it is. No, in fact, the person, there were some people who didn't get it, who, in fact, were, it was so completely on brand. Yes, this is what I was saying. Okay, so peek behind the curtain. We had written a speech and then got a speech back. And it was clear that this person maybe thought it was a real award show. And Bowen was feeling a certain way. And because because we had written this thing. And then it was sent back, whatever. And then we were like, but. Is it funny for this to be the only genuine one? And I think so because I mean, whatever. This person wins. This person's name gets called. And then on the modder, on the assembly cut, it cuts to this person in the audience just closing their eyes and not getting up. Just like soaking in. It's Stacey. It's Stacey. And she's my favorite. She revived. She saved Potomac. Basically, like what happened was I was like, let her do her genuine thanks. And then she's going to get it by the time we get to her award. She's like, she's going to do the awards copy that we wrote. And she did. It was a little bit of, you know, genuine thanks. And she nailed it. No. Iconic for her to get up on that stage and thank Bravo execs. Iconic. The reps, the agency shout out. I mean, like, I was glad to hear that she was so thoroughly repped. You know, she has a team. You know, and that's talent. She's a little talent. By the way, it was as if the theme was remember that Bowen Yang is a boob gay. I'm a boob. I'm telling you, there was so much boob on display at the Lost Culture Culture Awards. I said they knew that Bowen was co-hosting the show because Stacey Rush for her to show up and not on display on display to quote another Bravo legend on display on display. That was as if it was made for you in your dream. I mean, we were karate chopped by Miss Piggy. Meanwhile, the thing that impacted me the most all night was standing at that stage during a stop down, looking out in the audience. Stacey Rush locking eyes with me and going and I was like, I adore her. Why wouldn't she love you? You ride so hard. I ride so hard. And the thing is about her is she always zigs a little bit when you think she's going to zag like she I was on the all the greats. We were on the car and JM actually overheard this. She was asked like, what are you doing? watching these days and she said real housewives of potomac real housewives of atlanta okay okay and then out of nowhere the third thing she lists is and ratatouille ratatouille whenever i'm in the mood for something french i need to i sit down and i check in with ratatouille uh she is again this is what makes her so fucking fantastic it's like of course the housewife is gonna say the other housewife franchises real housewives of potomac real housewives of atlanta and ratatouille when i'm in the mood for something french yes i check in with ratatouille it is i mean that is why she like these other women these other women they're not getting it like she has risen she has risen still she rise you know and she her first season and her confessional the thing that made her a star was she goes come to my planet you it's fabulous because she knows she's an alien yeah yes yes yes but it is true like the cut to stacy who by the way everyone that comes to the culture awards fully knows they're winning and just like the reception of full like three seconds in the chair but thank god thank god i think maybe she gets it more than everyone else yeah she does no that's the thing is i was like but you know i understand we want her to do the just the comedic copy but devil's advocate yeah what if it's stacy's world and we're living it was a ride because you're sort of sitting there waiting for the the what's the game here and then you're like oh oh no there's nothing there is no p there's no until and then and then we and then we and then that started being funny yeah and just when you're comfortable and laughing at that she does do the comedic copy and you're like oh what what well the best was the stand-in earlier that day reading her german speech even arabella she's like yeah and and timo yeah and then i just love the fact that she is up in all of these interviews going well there there is a there's a there is the worst person that i would kick out of the potomac giselle she would she like names names constantly she's and she's yeah she's a delight the other housewife i think who won the night again is say what you will about her feel what you will about her on the show oh lisa rinna is a super star chameleon yeah the physicality of those looks i mean it was so crazy the billy eilish yeah amazing took my breath away well also shout out to like that's sure enough costumes costume like the entire hair and makeup department every single one a fully realized character physically and like it was it was remarkable to see and i told her that and meg stalter said this yes did you hear this i think i maybe told you at the after party lisa renna for oh mary oh wouldn't that be great yes i mean if we're gonna have a housewife do it absolutely i think lisa renna would pull box office numbers i think so too and she's and she loves broadway yeah she's done it the first she's done it the first place we met was at um sweeney todd and yeah she loves the theater and she's done it the first place we met was at um sweeney todd and yeah she loves the theater lisa renna when she was blocking the billy irish moment from the beginning she was just crawling up on stage on the stairs yeah and then like afterwards like i go up to her separately and celeste goes up to her separately but i said like you're doing like clowning you realize this and then celeste tells her you're doing like commedia do you realize this both of us she goes really doesn't wow it's so natural it comes so naturally it's not it doesn't have to be studied the best part of the whole night for us well that's that's hyperbolic but a highlight of the night was we're backstage it's the end of the show simone and lisa renna are gonna present record of the year and the bit is that simone who's been calling and like you know like you know like narrating narrating the looks all night is gonna announce here comes renna in the winning look and it's lisa renna as jeff probes for the last 50 seasons of survivor so renna comes out with like she's coming back from civil council she's in the blue shirt her hair's slicked back she looks like jeff she puts it down she stands there bass in the standing ovation that she gets just for looking like jeff and she just goes 50 fucking seasons give it up give it up get on your feet and it became a moment for jeff probes and survivor and he wasn't even there i mean she's i mean come on come on 50 seasons i know and she's she's usually you know oftentimes she hypes up people that are villainous and and should be you know i'm not mad at jeff anymore why because because my thing with jeff is he's family yes of course and we love him here's the thing i think that when you take it all into account at the end of the day 50 was a really fun it was incredible am i mad at them sure for certain choices that they made like but the billy eilish boomerang idol ended up being fun like i think that we were all like like it was consternating while it was happening the only thing i really could have left was the zach brown of it all sure because we left the narrative to follow his well also and the mr beast mr beast ended up being fun because it was then it became two million dollars it is how have we not caught on that he's the antichrist he is i think people so likable and he's doing all these amazing things and his name is literally mr beast yeah sometimes the devil tells you right away it's supposed to and it's like i just think you know he's sticking babies in in refrigerators to see how long they last is that happening no that's an example allegedly that i made up again the title of this episode is all caps allegedly did you recently an interview he was like i mean at the end of the day i only have a million dollars to my name like if you take away like i guess liquid he only has a million dollars you've got mr no i don't i don't you need to go back to the show i need lauren lauren i've got a mr what if you showed up for the auditions for snl last year with a mr beast if i showed if i re-auditioned for the show i was already on to a mr just be like i think that i was i was doing lost coach i was i sort of started to do a mr beast and i said i want to go back to snl yeah and i come back too that would be i don't they sent me away again no actually they they bring you both on but you can only appear on together sure and so you're the first duo cast member that must only appear together oh that's fab that's phenomenal and we get paid scale if the split scale we split scale yeah 2500 per episode each um yeah rinna is um rinna is an absolute legend i did think that she was yet again a highlight we should probably just talk about rachel zegler too i was just about to bring her up because it was the one portion of the evening where i wasn't thinking about what my face looked like on camera because i was just sitting there slacked out like yeah yeah it's pretty unbelievable i mean it's so crazy and then it's remarkable and try to hate her like really like oh yeah no sit there sit there listen to that angelic voice and try to hate her when you shame her it makes her want it more yeah no it's in the words of addison ray um that was incredible and then you had boy rachel zegler sing smelly cat and it was like incredible um like he is fantastic and like really turned that into i mean you had the puppet the bob um baker marionettes baker marionettes and like the gospel choir i didn't realize that song had more than one verse rachel rachel um zegler was backstage and hannah einbinder was accepting her award she was like i love her i've never met her i was like oh you guys would get along great we should all take a picture bring joel back here be like the dnc hates us let's all get together and then hannah during her speech finishes it by quoting born this way yeah and then rachel goes love this girl love this girl thank god for this girl from me the last chromatica defender pulls out her phone she still has a chromatica phone wow she's a gay guy i would still go to chromatica still go to chromatica i would still go to chromatica my name is i'm not tired of rain on me i'm not tired of pretty much anything i'm not tired of rain on me you're not sure at all did you watch did you watch the kylie documentary i have not yet it's fantastic documentary she is the best that we a lot of it is like her like talking about how the gay community basically like lit a fire she was kind of one of the first to really know i'm for the gays and that is not a pejorative it's a huge strength and i am going to support and love this community back the way they're supporting and loving me and i'm not gonna pretend that i'm like on a lower level because i'm entertaining this audience for me run away with me is like as special as dancing on my own yes oh wow like like and to millennial yeah yeah millennial consciousness i think run away with me and cut to the feeling are both very important and i also want to say i know that it's not like as important as dancing on my own i know that dancing on my own has its own thing i'm saying if the world were fair run away with me would be a hit like that size same way i feel about thunder by jesse jay which i was singing around fraser and he was like yeah that's every gay guy in london and england that was like a huge hit in the uk like across the board it wasn't just for gay and i was like that album that thunder was on didn't even come out out in America that's how done dirty Jessie J was done at the time by everyone in America the gays don't even necessarily know thunder yeah the gays so this I think this is what is maybe happening the labels are always the ones who like cut these girls off at the knees it is and the gays are the ones who like are like but wait a minute what's over here like we like we always I feel like we do a good job of close like zeroing in on the good things absolutely I'm just gonna say it the who whatever date whatever label Demi was with did not do right by her on there on this last album famously I think Jessie J done so dirty by the awful fucking people behind the wicked movie because we all saw the bootleg audition of her singing defying gravity that she released briefly and then you know her reps made her take it down incredible I'm sorry I'm sorry would you want me to apologize I would I'm sorry that I personally leaked the Jesse or that I personally barred her release you knew that if Jessie J played Elphaba you wouldn't get your shine yeah you wouldn't because Jessie I can't be I can't be a comedic foil to Jessie J the way that I can with Cynthia were you even really a comedic foil to Cynthia no no absolutely not you were a comedic foil to Ariana Ariana no I feel like I was Ariana we were like good peas in a pod did you have interaction oh you did have in the beginning of the school they spoke yeah yeah they spoke Elphaba and Fanny spoke we were at school together what is the one at school at school no I gave Elphaba her hat that's right or I it was canonically you gave it to Glimbo oh my god oh my god it's Elphaba it was Elphaba this is the work of the wicked witch it was Elphaba Elphaba no no no I don't give I don't give Elphaba the hat it's I give it to Ari and then she was so cruel to that that was my one big problem with wicked I just thought it was so cruel that that Glinda gave her the hat it was really that was so cruel and I thought kids are watching I just thought who would do that kids are watching kids are watching yeah and that's your one problem and then she became wicked well my second problem with the movie if I can get real is the treatment of the animals on set that was so cruel like it was out like watching it they were very they looked very thirsty they were difficult and they were very entitled coming in because it was their first big job but we go the culture's changed we don't now get hit your mark little bear you are a second class citizen no that the nurse bear was was the person that was on set the picture for our group chat in LA it was I wanted your dulce bear dulce bears grigio girls we were dulce bears grigio girls what is it about I might I might be I've had a thing with with the animals you're a furry I might be flirting with furry I think they would welcome you with open arms oh I'm sure no they're very wonderful yeah exactly I think that they and that's a green flag yeah we had dinner with a bear last night I was into it when we did when we shot Family Feud there was a you know what I'm saying furry there was a furry convention in the same hotel as the one they had us staying at for Family Feud and we and Patty of course was like well let's let's just go to the event and I was like I don't think we're allowed to just like go in there and observe you don't think so I don't think they would want like a bunch of people not in furry gear well guess what buy a hat and join the fray you know what I mean it's just for a night like what you're not perverted enough for that I've seen you perverting all over the country that is true that is true I do put on a hat I pervert across the country that's the name of my next tour pervert across the country that's a great name yeah look your space should feel like you and if it doesn't yet it's not a taste problem it's a budget problem before Wayfair my outdoor space was just not it then my Wayfair delivery arrived I got the Brantley five person patio conversation set with cushions and now my outdoor space is ready for hosting this summer plus Wayfair I handled the delivery and assembly so I didn't have to lift a finger if you're putting off a refresh because of price or not knowing where to start stop waiting you can shop with Wayfair verified their specialist hand vet items for quality and assembly time so you know you're getting the good stuff ready to upgrade your home for way less head to wayfair.com right now to shop all things home 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I think in terms of and then we'll move to the US hot hot Montreal vibe Vancouver yes where does Toronto stand? Vancouver 100% I think there's a reason why we use Toronto to shoot a lot of other places and that's all I'll say I'm talking about the gays I know I think but I think that the reasons we shoot in other places extends to the gay population well you know what I have a I have a soft spot in my heart for Toronto because there's like two or three men that live in Toronto that before I die I have to have sex with and they all live in Toronto I know who the ones you're talking about do you? no no I don't I don't think I've met them but they sound hot they're the hottest give me a taste of that a fat uncut cock let me tell you you want to send me flaccid? they're so sweet you want a Wes Wilson in it? no I will say listen what I said about Toronto just now I think is actually a better example of shade than the one that I began with do you know what I just realized? because all I'm saying is Wes Wilson flip it around Wicked Witch Matt Amorable Matt Amorable flip it around Wes Wilson amazing oh my god wait when does this come out? June 27th? no so June 12th no June 10th Adam Shankman June 17th Mindy Kaling June 24th Peppermint June 14th 31st. July 1st. July 1st, Jolken Booster. So, thank God, Pride Month is over. You have to take back all that shit you said. You don't understand. It's a gauntlet for us to go from May API into Pride. And by the way, May also Mental Health Awareness Month, so for me, it's a hat on a hat on a hat. Girl, they are putting you on panels. I'm exhausted. I think Toronto has wonderful gays. Yes, they do. They do. I was just there a Halloween or so ago. Yes. Wonderful gays. I have not, even though I grew up there, I have not gone to revisit Montreal in a meaningful way now that I am in my sort of, now that I'm sexually overripe. And also, our excuse to go every year was JFL. And I'm going back. JFL. Oh, is it back to being a thing? It's back, but now it's owned, I think, by like a private, like, private equity. Yeah. So, it's no longer being subsidized by the government, which, good. Good. Good. We weren't doing anything worth the government subsidy. No. Subsidization. I was. You certainly were. Yeah, you were. I have to pee again. Listen. Again? I turned the old, turning 38, I am an aisle seat girly for life now. Yes. My bladder, the elasticity is nil now, apparently. So, it doesn't expand. Are you, are you, I'm just gonna say it. Are you getting banged? Oh, it's not by that. It's not because of that. Yeah. And that comes in, like, no, it couldn't be that. No. It couldn't be that. Go to the bathroom. Okay. The thing about being versed is that you can be like, I'm not doing that anymore. I'm gonna switch. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? Like, if you're getting banged out, to the point of, like, having to piss all the time, that's probably not good. It's not good, but you can just go, well, let me, let me switch, let me, let me talk. Oh, God. That would feel so good, though. Involved, for sure. Oh, yeah, Doug? Are you gonna tell us all about how the prostates involve? Tell us about gay sex. I'm older. Tell us all about gay sex. I just speak prostates in general. I have nothing to do with gay or not. Prostates. If there wasn't a mic here right now, I would ask you if you've explored the butt sexually. Still have not. And look, and I didn't even ask, and yet we got the answer. And you volunteer. He has not. I said, if there were not mics here, I would have asked. So, you volunteered that information. You volunteered that information. Maybe you should explore the butt. I'm not gonna look you in the eye when I ask. It doesn't make you anything. It just makes you someone with a human body. It makes you powerful, actually. With nerve endings. Yeah. I think that, well, I always ask my straight female friends, like, did you put a finger in your husband's ass? And I think the honest ones say yes. That's because I just walked in for that. Well, we. And, yeah. Have you put a finger in your husband's ass is on par with why is there a penis on your dead girl's butt? Why is there a penis on a dead girl's butt? Why is your penis on a dead girl's butt? I have a literal segment on my podcast because I have to pee in the middle of it. Even though I pee before, I have to pee in the middle, and I leave the room and I say, talk about how this is going for you. And then I come back. And I get so mad when they've cut it out. And they go, Joel, well, they didn't say anything funny. And I'm like, how will they learn? It doesn't matter. How will they learn if they don't hear themselves be boring as fuck? Oh, that's. That is a huge part of the self-development in the current. In the modern age. It's like, can you literally just flap your gums with no one else around? Yeah. Which sounds crazy, but it's true. I mean, I. You can disagree with me. What? That the barometer is. No, that it's actually a somewhat useful skill set to just be like, can I sit with myself and just express my own thoughts without looking at a fucking phone? I have done that. It's great. Did you meet Cooper? I have come across. Cooper? What's going on with you right now? Where's your ball, Cooper? I have come across each other. Oh, my God. I love him. What's going on with you, pet-wise? We are planning on getting a dog as sort of a trial run for children eventually. And just to get us home, you know? Although, I will say now, I am like, we don't go out or leave as much as we used to. That is, like, maybe the one thing that's changed since marriage. I don't know for any specific reason, but it is just like, I would rather stay at home and play Lego Batman with him. I always wondered how you could get home at 6 and then start a television show. 6 p.m.? 6 a.m. Oh, I mean, that we do all the time. Y'all would be going, going, going, and then I remembered you guys were watching I Love That For You at 5.45 a.m. Yep. And I was like, girl, what? He was like, just finished episode 6. I was like, what? Yeah, now that's been years ago, too. Yeah. I think, like, we just. I don't sleep, like, in general. And he sleeps, like, like, he'll get a full night's rest periodically throughout the day. Yeah. And so then. So, naps. Yeah. And, yeah, it's just, we, I really, it's, there's, like, an 11 year old mentality around weekends for us where we're like, we can stay up as late as we want. That's nice. Yeah, but it is, like, dumb when it's, like, we've just been home. Like, it makes, it's, like, slightly more forgivable when we've, like, arrived home from a party at 4 a.m. and then we're winding down. Yeah. But it's, like, bitch, we've been winded down. Yeah. Yeah. And we're still turning on the television as the sun is rising. But the TV is turning on because sleep isn't really an option? Or it's, like, it's just not gonna happen for the two of you. It's just not gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. Dog is going to help that? I think dog is just gonna force us to regulate a little bit more. Yes. Because that's the one thing that changes. After the wedding is, like, our relationship hasn't changed. But the way I think about the future now is much different than the way I thought about the future before. Because I am, sort of, I am, like, constantly, like, oh, God, if, when we have kids, like, we really can't do this. Or, like, we gotta make some lifestyle changes before we have the children. Well, it's right on, it's synced up with the fact that, like, bars are not really happening. Oh, no. In the way that they used to. No, no, no. I feel like there's maybe fatigue around party culture. I think so. I think more and more, I think, a lot of people are. And, you know, there's, I think there's a myriad of reasons for it. I don't think it's one thing. But, like, I think we're also aging out of it, too. Yeah. Which is, like, scary to say. But JM, surprisingly, is a tempering influence on me. Because we, I, this is what, like, this year, he went to Joshua Tree for Memorial Day. And I went to Palm Springs for the first two days of Thursday, Friday. And then left on Saturday to meet him in Joshua Tree. I got there on Thursday, did not sleep until Saturday morning. And was fine. Because vacation is when I released the beast. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and it is just, like, what are you looking for? Right. You know? What am I looking for? I think it, like, I, now that, like, we spend so few, there's very little vacations that, like, we won't be together for. And so I think there was, like, an element of, like, dad's not home. I can do, you know, and, but then it just, like, it's, it's bad. Like, literally, my thing is, it's, like, I'm speaking directly to the listener. And you know who you are. You could either jerk off now, leisurely pace, like a king. Or you can scroll on Grindr for four hours, strike out, and then jerk off angrily. Oh. Yeah. And it comes out like this. Those are your options. And every time I choose the wrong one. Every time. No, I, I, I'm with you. And I feel, like, crazy. Like, let's just go back for a second and talk about the way Matt decided to voice act. Coming, coming to Pixar this fall. It's a story of Blip Blip. A little piece of cum after a long night out. Hey, listen, I was a Look Who's Talking family, so I've been anthropomorphizing cum for a long time. Oh, yeah. I was a Look Who's Talking family as well. And I don't say two because Look Who's Talking 2. Two. Yeah, confusing. How would they anthropomorphize cum? Because the opening, opening scene was, like, basically showing it. Travolta, like, being like, I'm gonna get there first. I'm gonna get there first. Right. Yeah, it's an impregnant. It's an impregnantation. What's it? That can't be right. What's the word on the game? Impregnation? It's an impregnate. You impregnate. Impregnate. Impregnation. So what we're watching is impregnation. That is a TLC show if I've ever heard of it. Impregnation. Am I making up a word? Impregnation? Yeah, because it's just impregnate. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna impregnate you. Yeah, but you'd be watching an impregnation. I guess so. Can you look it up? I think it's easier to just agree. I-M-P-R-E-G-N-A-T-I-O-N is the fake word. Find out what it means to me. No, that's a real word. Yes! Whoa! Shock of the century. The act of impregnation. Impregnating. Yeah, impregnation. So we witnessed an impregnation at the beginning of Look Who's Talking, and that was what Joel was referencing. Beep, beep, beep. Now, and Joel, and Joel, Joel, Joel is not John Travolta. John Travolta plays the cum, like, hey, I'm going to, and then Kirstie Alley is the egg, like, ow, ow, ow. Yeah. Now, I just have to say, it's crazy that dicks do that. Do what? That they pump, pump, not only shoot, pump, pump, pump, but there's like a pumping sort of aftertaste apparatus in our cartilage well here's my question you get the vasectomy you still come and it's like then what is come then what is it if it's not it's not like no i literally have a joke in my special where i'm like i i used to grow up thinking i'm gonna get a vasectomy and it's gonna be dust yeah and and it's not i'm so stupid i don't know this no it still looks like regular cum that's great it's just not it there's no sperm it's just totally and when i'm told there's no sperm in this cum i say then what is the cum to begin with right goo goo it's just goo it's just goo well it's cum it's just not cum filled with sperm yeah yeah that's what's come that was a new segment we have all sperm is cum but not all cum is sperm and that's real culture number two all sperm is cum but not all cum is sperm that one should go in the book actually we're now choosing the ones that are like i'm honored i would be honored to be included yeah the little assistant i'm sure you've assisted many of the rules of culture over the years and maybe even some of the ones the famous ones it would be interesting to have claude um figure that out for us yeah yeah like put the spreadsheet crazy to me is that when someone has tried like the people who are talking to you refer to claude as chat gpt yeah all the people are like i can't even think of how many people are using it to write emails and text messages and flirt and on vanderpump villa this season a girl broke up with someone because chat gbt told her to um and she and to be fair she should have she should she put in all the facts and it gave her a like a good conclusion but like the fact that she said on national tv that chat she did it because and all of these co-workers and friends have been like we've been telling you to break up with him for years but you listen to chat gbt it's crazy i was with a friend who was staying at an airbnb and he wanted to he was hung over i'll give him that but he was like i i gotta ask for a late checkout and had claude write the message to the host bro to ask for a late checkout and i was like babe that's a sentence that's one sentence that's one sentence and i i worry i do worry um did you do a rewatch on the anniversary i didn't i joel and i had the experience of watching it again recently and it was it was it was great but it was a little weird it was weird and we stayed for the beginning in the end there was a screening in ohai and we stayed for the beginning in the end and it is just like we look young we do look younger um but and i and i will say like to this day like you guys doing the searchlight like is it does bring me great joy and then i was watching and i was like it's impossible not to watch something that you worked on like that and not think like oh god i could have done that better you know and always oh i wish this would have made it in this cut this thing that thing i love the movie i've seen it a hundred times probably um but yeah fun fact i don't think a lot of people know this if you're listening right now and you want to watch the movie again but you've watched it recently there's a there's a commentary track on hulu yeah we we knew that i actually had heard the commentary track i think that might be one of the last times i watched it was when was with the commentary track no because you know what i i watched it with fraser all right i hadn't seen it um and we watched it and he enjoyed it very much he loved it i enjoyed very much sitting in front of him at the culture awards what was it because you you were describing he would like he was just so funny because he'd just be whispering to uh uh melissa melissa and just being like oh my god he's gonna fall what is he doing he needs to be careful i'm not gonna do the accent um but it wouldn't be me i do the accent every day yeah he was he was just like i think taken aback by the physicality on stage yeah oh sure sure i was look i did catch him a lot of times like i would just see him in the audience and he would sort of be looking like shell-shocked and i'd be like are you having fun like yes yeah because i do over stimulating it is overstimulating and it's shocking to see someone who you see all the time and speak with all the time doing something they are not like that wild in an auditorium not happening full of your friends and people who fucking love you like that's a lot of things to experience for a partner yeah but it's sort of it it really is like it like last year gave me this vibe this year gave me this vibe it does feel like your wedding yeah i know it does feel like this year more than ever it felt like i was watching us in the white tuxes it feels like you're waiting in that we don't really get to enjoy the no yeah you can't talk to anybody dunkin donuts room oh yeah that is sad and it seemed fun it was fun it was a good time oh my god the camera 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And didn't want anyone, she specifically said, do not say anything about me being here. It's about Mia. Yeah, that's great. Real fucking friendship. I have to say, they both were super cool at the Culture Awards, and Mia is exactly what you think. She's a great vibe. She's great fun. I think she's like a breakout star. Like, best vibe pants now. No, yeah. I love her so much. And Sierra, the most beautiful woman alive. On top of being very intelligent. Did you see the Shabuzy music video? I did. Very good performance. I never in a million years thought I'd say that. Yeah. Yeah. I saw a Shabuzy music video. Think about this sentence. I saw a Shabuzy music video, and Sierra Miller was amazing in it. Try going back in time and telling someone that. Yeah, like, hello, I didn't know any, I didn't know anyone. What language is America using now? Yeah. What's the craziest sentence you could say that's not political to 10 years ago us? So someone did post this on the night of the Culture Awards. It was Chanel Ayan taking a selfie from the red, from the blue carpet. Smiling. And the caption was, "Pikachu stuns on the blue carpet at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards with Chanel Ayan." It's like, this sentence makes no sense. Pikachu stuns on the blue, on the Marshall's blue carpet with Chanel Ayan at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards. Wow. That would confuse me. Certainly. Certainly confuse me. I would say Katy Perry spotted canoodling with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau eating hot dogs on the floor at Coachella. That is pretty good. That is pretty good. Like, try going back to, when did I see you elected? Like, 2012? 2015? Yeah. 2019? Something like that? But before, like, during Obama's second term. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2012-ish. Definitely during her imperial phase. Yeah. I don't, like, go back to 2012 and, like, when he was supposed to be the great white hope of Canada and tell someone that. With that big ass. Tell someone that. You remember he had that big fat ass? I miss her on Idol. We're talking about two different things. I know. You refuse to talk with me about Justin Trudeau's former donk. Does he not have it anymore? I don't know. I just, I just, he's certainly not, like, showing it off like he used to. He used to, like, remember when he would go into his office and the prime ministership or whatever the fuck? And he would, like, And he'd arch his back. He would arch his back and, like, he'd be like, "Look, I can do a push-up and, like, lift my whole body off the ground." It would just be him doing, like, an impressive physical feat with his, like, handsome face. And got a little shelf. And his leadership. And his leadership. Did he flop as prime minister? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Certainly. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't tell you how. No. Neither could I. So, is it, is it- I can only, I only know just generally what I'm absorbing from the vibes of the people talking about it. Yeah. Is it that, is the narrative, okay, so I basically, like, as far as I can go with the Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau of it all is, it's, like, it's crazy that you'd put them together because they're both so famous and, like, who would ever think that, but is it also the narrative of, like, kind of, like, two people who kind of flopped now kind of coming together to maximize their joint flop? That's interesting. Into, like, what is kind of a slay? That, you know what? I just realized you are one degree away from Justin Trudeau. Me? Yeah. Oh, why? Because I was in a Katy Perry music video? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that puts you close to a lot of people, actually. Same with Mitra, then. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mitra and I famously were the stars of the Not the End of the World music video. If you are catching up. If you're just now catching up. We were blue. And I directed the Novation music video. Yeah, right, right, right. If you're just catching up. So why won't you direct anything else for Normani? Because. It seems like she needs you. I did it with the, I did it on the first try. It's like, why continue American Idol? Babe, you did it. That was, yeah. Oh, wow. Why continue American Idol? The money. Yeah, sure. Sure, sure. But you really ate, you really ate in tour and more with the Novation music video. Yeah, that was so good. Somehow that came up the other night. Oh, yeah. And that was like, that was peak Twitter for me, is getting away with. With saying, I directed this. With saying, I directed the Normani video. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. With someone coming back and saying, these two men directed the video and then replying, that's the names, those are the names I use when I direct music videos because people know me as a comedian and I want them to know me as a duo of music directors. And then it being like reported on in the blogs that I, the director, has said she did it in one take. That ball bump. Normani allegedly did the music video for Motivation. in one take, says director Joel Kimbooster. No, specifically when the basketball falls down and she bumps it with her hip. Oh, amazing. She did that on the first take. She is so amazing. Yeah, no, she's incredible. She is like. You're talking about her like you actually did direct her. She is. She really is amazing. She worked so hard. She worked so hard. I pray for. I still pray for Normani. No, yeah. I pray for all the girls. I pray for each and every one of those girls. And I'm on this podcast standing for Camila more than anyone in recorded history. I'd say that's probably true. Actually, you know what? This is so true. Some of the hottest gays in the world will get in your DMs and be like, are you excited for Camila's new era? I'm telling you. There's this one gay who's so fucking hot. This is a long time ago. Got in my DMs just to say something about Camila. And I was like, okay, maybe this guy wants to talk to me. Fingers crossed. And I just started a conversation. It never stopped. He had the bibliography on Camila. I had never heard CXOXO standing like this until I listened to any episode that comes up on this podcast. Wow. Can I say something? What are they called? Her stans, by the way. Sorry. Chameleonaise. No, they're not. They're not. That was good, though. I think if she doesn't have one, then. What is Camila's stan army, Becca? Camila. Oh, my God. Camilizers? F-C-A-M-I-L-I-Z-E-R-S. Do it that way. Is that worse or better than Arianator? Well. Arianator scans better than whatever that is. Arianator scans better, but she hates it. We can't even figure out how to say this one. Right. Can I just say, on your note about the hottest gays will come into your DMs, I think a lot of the pointiest, the hottest gays will come into your DMs. The hottest, muscliest gay guys just want to queen out. Yeah? They just want to queen out. They don't really necessarily want to flirt or fuck. They just. You're actually dead ass. Like, I'll go to Rekt, and it'll be three different muscle gays just wanting to talk Oscars. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, right. No, and it's this really insidious thing, that cycle that happens is because so many gay guys operate under I'm only nice to people I want to fuck. Right. And I only engage with people I want to fuck. And so. So many of us have experienced that and absorbed that. But then you meet somebody who is just, like, wants to queen out and chat and keep me. And, like, I am like this. Like, I'll talk to anybody interesting. I think it's great. But it's this cycle, then, of that person thinks, oh, gay guys are only nice to me if they want to fuck me. So this person must. And then I have to then be like, oh, actually, I just was interested in your mom's cancer journey. Like, I, you know, and, like. Totally. To a point. Yeah. And, like, and it sucks because, like, it, like, my instinct sometimes is, like, not to be nice or not to engage or not to start the conversation. Because I'm, like, at an after party where sex is happening. Well, you don't want to be caught trying either way. And I also don't want, like, listen, I am at an after party where feet away from me people are being penetrated. I don't want to waste someone's time by talking to them about the French election when possibly they could be scouting elsewhere. Oh, so it's about, you don't want to take away from their experience. No, yeah, because, like, I know, I once was at an after party in London and it was early and everyone was hot and I talked to this South African basketball player for an hour. And then he ended the conversation by kissing me on the cheek and saying, you're so interesting to talk to. And then went off to fuck someone else that I was there with. And listen, you are not obligated to fuck anybody just because you talked to them for an hour. Right. But I will say, that's pregame behavior. It's a great opportunity. That is pregame behavior. Not after party behavior. Look around at what's going on. Now I'm an hour behind everyone else. Oh. You know? All because you wanted to talk to me about Because I'm talking to you about apartheid? And your dad's role in ending apartheid? Because you wanted to talk to me about Casey Levy. Because, right? Is that her name? Cassie Levy. Cassie Levy. Is it Cassie or Casey? Casey. Fabulous in ragtime. Oh my God, I saw it twice. You saw it twice? I did see it. I saw it and then I said, JM has to see this. He does. And then he thought for months that he was seeing Carousel. Very different musical. Totally different. Totally different. Similar themes. Not really. No, it's not. I don't know. I was trying to help him out. I was at opening night of ragtime in the front row with Melissa. Oh my God. And it is. Joshua Henry blowing your fucking face off that close? To say nothing. Well, Joshua Henry maybe. Certainly. Well, we'll know by now. The Tonys have happened, yeah. Yeah, so we don't know what happened because of now, because of this recording. Yeah, so we don't know what happened, but certainly he should win. I can't wait to listen to this episode and have you pop in. At the time of recording, we did not know that Joshua Henry did this thing. Yeah. Hi! It's me from the future. Josh Henry did win. So congrats, Josh! And back to the show. And we have to denounce. No, just kidding. He's probably lovely and should win. Right. But him, Michelle Lewis, crazy. Michelle Lewis is amazing. Get this. I knew Joshua Henry as a recording artist before I knew he did Broadway. Really? Yes, because I put one of his songs on a playlist for JM in the early days of us dating. Oh, I didn't know he did original music. Yeah, he came up on my Discover Weekly or whatever. And I was like, I love this singer. And I had no idea. Fab. Oh, I love that. Well, he was. Speaking of singers, how many times have you been on Jennifer Hudson? Three. Yeah. Spirit on all three? Only twice, because the first time was pre-Spirit. It was pre-Spirit. I will say, this is. She is such a consummate professional. She had to cancel on me one time because she was not feeling well. And the way. The way I know, because of my interactions with her, she was incapacitated completely. That's the only. Her entire production staff was like, this has never happened. She doesn't call out? No, she doesn't. And I just like, I get the best vibes from her. She seems like. I got the best vibes from her when I was on Kelly with her, too. Yes. That's an iconic picture. I almost framed it for my own home. You should. I probably should, actually. Yeah, we met her. Or I met. Have you met Jennifer? I have. I. You met her backstage at Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers. We did an I Don't Think So Honey together. Yes. I was on Seth Meyers and Diane von Furstenberg was also on Seth Meyers. Uh-huh. And I was wearing a Leak NYC top. And she came to my dressing room after I'd been on and was like, I have to know who makes this top. And comes up, starts touching it, touching me. The gray one. Yes. So hot. And then, you know, I was like, oh, I was like, that's iconic coming from you. Like, I'm so honored. Thank you so much. I'll let the designer know. And then she moves into the green room beyond where we are near the door and opens up a box, starts eating a giant pretzel out of it, takes a few cookies. They do give good big pretzels. Takes a couple cookies. From your snacks? Yeah. And eats a little bit off the charcuterie, puts a piece of cheese back. DVF. That she had touched. And I. Yeah. It was one of the craziest things I've ever. And then left without saying another word. She was not speaking during this time, by the way. And we were all, like, trying to, like. We were doing that thing where we were like, yeah, and in the thing. So, um. Yeah. And, like, watching what's going on, but, like, trying to keep up a conversation because we didn't want to, like, spook her. Well, DVF is diving through the snacks. Yeah. And then she left without another word. I love it. She thought it was open concept. It was amazing. And it honestly humanized her in such a beautiful way to me. Yeah. Because I was like, God, she was just hungry. Yeah. She was hungry and you had to move. She was just hungry. Who's the actress that got hit in the head and now can write songs? Oh, um, um, um, um. Oh, my God. Mary Steenburne. Mary Steenburne. I don't think it was that she got hit in the head. I think she had a surgery. A surgery. Oh, okay. Well, the cast got hit in the head, allegedly, and could hit high notes after that. Who did? The cast? That is apparently made up, but that is something that I did hear. She was, like, growing up. Make your own kind of music. Guys, I don't know. Maybe tomorrow. Oh! Guys, fire it up! Yeah. I'm ready! That was the story. That was the story. Apparently, she did get hit in the head and it kind of caused, like, a lot of pain. Well, yeah. That's what it will attract, I guess. Do you want to talk about being in K-pop Demon Hunters? Because you haven't gotten to do that. I guess. I mean, it's so funny. I guess. I guess. No, it's. You're in a film that won two Oscars It's, like, the biggest fucking movie Netflix has ever produced, which, by the way, now that our residuals work a certain kind of way, I was, like, Netflix, you sent me a plaque that said I was in the biggest movie you've ever made, so that shit better not be light. Okay? You can't have it both ways. Anyways, K-pop Demon Hunters was just such a quick experience. It was an amazing group of people. It was just such a quick experience. Like, I was, like, in and out of the booth in 20 minutes, and yet, and I have, like, five lines as romance, and yet there are subreddits and fan art and porn and, like, fan theories, and I will say my character does not die on screen, and the thing that I referenced that Gemini was apologizing for in all those screenshots that I was reading, the director of K-pop Demon Hunters on the carpet of the Golden Globes said, was asked, what can we expect from K-pop Demon Hunters 2? And he said verbatim, more Joel Kim booster, and that's it. And you best believe I clipped that and sent it to my team and said, let's follow up on this, sisters, because that would be great. I'd let you sing the song. Well, and it's so funny because initially they had us sing. Right. For Soda Pop? Like, no, just to, like, when we were auditioning, they had us sing and they wanted us to sing a boy band song. Yeah. So I'm downstairs in my office singing I Want It That Way. Great. Good choice. Like, embarrassed, even though I'm alone. And I keep playing it back and I cannot hear it. And I'm like, what's going on? JM upstairs with a couple of our friends, I'm connected to the Bluetooth upstairs. So him and our friends got to hear it. They got to hear seven times me singing poorly and nervously I Want It That Way into my phone. Why did he turn that off? Because he was He doesn't love you. He was fucking enjoying it. Yeah. He was living for it. So cruel. Very cruel. But it's like, honestly, I'm like, so thankful to be a part of it. And like, you know, Every training is jumping out. No, but it's true. Like, it's the one thing that like my niece and nephews can watch. That's true. That I've ever done. I don't think you can show them Fire Island. No, I don't think so. I think there'd be a lot of questions. Like, how did those two straight Australian intimacy coordinators choreograph that orgy scene so accurately? All right. This is Matt Rogers. His, you have something? Yeah. His time starts now. I can't be around Skittles without eating the whole bag. So we are editing the Culture Awards right now. I'm coming to you from the past. You're in the future. You've already seen it. I, on my rider, I asked for two things, Coke Zero and Skittles. Healthy. I don't know why I do this. Bowen's like, can we have bananas? And like, there's like bananas there. I see your banana. I raise you Skittles. And then I have a colorful mouth and a body that is full of Red 40. 30 seconds. I'm, I guess, sort of addicted to Red 40. I think I kind of love it. I, me and RFK disagree about this one thing. And, you know, we'll talk about it later. I'm sure tonight when I see him, I'll see you soon, baby. But anyways, I actually absolutely think that Skittles are the best food in American history. They're not good for you. I bet they have actually less than zero health value. But I can't stop eating them. If they're around me, I'm going to eat the whole bag. I've eaten five bags of Skittles today. And if there was five in front of me, I'd eat the five too. And that's one minute. This is crazy. I have to go to the P, but I have something to say about this. Oh, okay. So I guess let's just discuss that. I was actually hoping he would do a rule of three. Do a rule of three. That was the third. What is so bad about Red 40? According to the Maha people. And now you. Can I tell you something? Is anyone Maha in here? You want to tell us what's bad about Red 40? I'm Googling it. Yeah, okay. Becca's going to Google what's so. Can you say it like this? What's so bad about Red 40 anyway? I bet it gives you cancer. Okay, from the Cleveland Clinic Health Essentials, because I'm not trying to use the little AI thing. So from the Cleveland Clinic Health Essentials, they say. Some countries have very strict regulations. And some U.S. states have regulated it too, but under U.S. federal law, it is currently still used in a variety of products. It's not regulated in America. But what is so bad about it? I know, I'm trying to. So RFK wants to have big government regulate Red 40. Red 40 is thought to be associated with hyperactivity and behavioral changes like irritability and depression. Okay, well. That doesn't mean that it causes ADHD. It just means kids who have ADHD may be especially sensitive. Okay. So the rumor is that if you're ADHD, you might be super sensitive to Red 40 and it might make you irritable and what? Depressed. I gotta tell. And depressed. JM, no. He's king ADHD. I just wanted to note for everyone watching home. Anytime during the podcast you see my legs doing this, that's when it's starting. That's when it's happening. And let me tell you, it's not a weak stream. It's not a dribble. I do not have trouble getting it out. It is just. It is a lot of pee every time. Well, I was just looking at you you the whole time and how much you were going to drink because i was like i i the whole time had been kind of low-key wanting you to go a third time to satisfy my need for a rule of three but you didn't drink any more of the celsius no no it's just my bladder is the size of a peach and no longer expands but we're saying the the volume of the fluid right where's that coming from it's not it's not clocking this is not the body episode we don't know what come is we don't know what p is um yeah it's really just don't know where p comes from yeah okay well maybe we'll find out in bowen yang's i don't think so we're not we're not i told you i told you what mine was do you want to time me i would like to time you and bowen's gonna have actually a really really really powerful one on tonight we'll see this is bowen yang's i don't think so honey his time starts now i don't think so honey that these little delivery robots have non-anglo names it's a lot of yuki it's priya there was one on tiktok so this guy being like now why the is this one named jaleel what are you trying to say serve robotics like come on let's let's just stick with the charlie and the courtney and the alex and like i don't want like oh we have dei still for the robots no no no there's one named bowen there's one named bowen that people keep tagging me and i'm like i don't want to be reminded of bowen with the eyes it's already it's already being anthropomorphized with these little stupid eyes don't give it a name and if you are give it something where i don't have to think about what the implicit five seconds is like everybody like i i don't know this is the this this is actually this might actually further foment these sort of wage the wage anxiety and sort of the the wealth anxiety that we have at this that is about to blow up in this fucking country now that's one minute do you think that possibly they're named after celebrities or characters and and like that's what they're going for who with bowen and jaleel white and there are white bowens there are white bones yuki is not a robot yuki is a non-binary dj yeah no you're right about that i can we cannot have the robots out here named yuki no i'm telling you stick to the anglo names yeah yuki i guess you could have one named yuki that's our cue for the next i don't think so okay um so this is this may come this may be coming for people in our own community okay certainly maybe some listeners of this podcast certainly people um certainly one of my dear friends actually um sort of prompted this but um let's just go this here we go this is joel kim boosters i don't think so when he has time starts and now i don't think so honey people who post pictures of their baby on instagram with a fucking emoji over their face just don't put the baby on instagram okay what are you doing you can't have it both ways you cannot have your social media presence and protect your child's privacy you can't have it all in one fell swoop you can't have it all in one swing this is a millennial disease that the urge to post no matter what but then your parental instinct kicks in and says maybe i shouldn't submit this baby to the public so soon and here's my thought for you and start parenting for once okay i don't think so honey the fact that you put a devil emoji face over a picture of your baby now what am i supposed to think that the baby's horny 15 because that's what it means in our community okay it may need something it may be devilish to you but it means horny you up to me and now that's what your baby is doing to me and now you've made me complicit in something nasty i don't think so honey people putting pictures of emojis over their baby and that's one minute what say you about lindsey hubbard showing her baby on in the city but but putting emojis over the baby's face on instagram i say business woman i say i say lindsey hubbard whatever you want to do she explained it actually she explained it i guess it's also about training the training in the algorithm or ai and or ai with photos of babies i guess that's part of it okay but again it doesn't no it doesn't no it does not take away from this you know who ate really quickly dara dar was amazing eight she held it she had one thesis to get across yeah and she did it twice yep perfectly yep when prompted she was like i guess here it is and here not a but or a like in the sentence yeah just like really really really nailed scholarly yeah but putting it at amanda's feet to be like it's up to you yeah you decide what you want to do with this information that you know and we all know yeah the world knows you have to decide what it's worth oh that was crazy really hard really hard stuff well and also this season of reality television concluded three weeks ago yeah you in the future we have no way of knowing what happens in the future but in the city is ongoing very good those strangers you can those strangers including lindsey hubbard's child jemma no jemma you can get to know on in the city you just can't get to know jemma on instagram no but my problem within the city we start another podcast is that i guess most of them are like a bit too normal sauce for me and i'm like i want to hang out with my friends yeah right i want to hang out with my friends who is the cast of summer house i don't know these people and it's giving a touch too normal sauce for me yeah it's i mean it's giving a touch the valley for me in a way that is not the valley gave and now it's too dark but it gave when it gave yes yes are you current on the valley so you're watching the adventures of lala kent how's she doing you know what i will say she is she's found the right lane for herself on the show which is like truth teller truth teller oppositional to the right person and also trying to like be nice to everyone like she's trying to she is trying to not be the villain and she's trying to make sure that she is in both camps a little bit until she gets the lay of the land and she figures it out i like i can i can admire that i i respect the i've always loved lala it's a game i'm a lala kent fan i went dressed as her to watch what happens live oh wow um you know i i was not a deep vanderpump watcher so i don't i don't have the relationship right right that you have with are you gonna or are you love island i don't know that i have the bandwidth for it it is on five days a week i literally like i i don't want to see peers which is why rhode island is actually hard for me because there are now housewives younger than me i know we partied with there's a housewife named kelsey now we were with her i know she was in our home i know she and she sounds lovely but like she is i don't want to see a housewife named kelsey yeah no call her something else call her a match call her mad call her k michelle um we always end every episode with a song sometimes sometimes sometimes i'm scared i was just i was just doing the 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