All-In x Kill Tony: A Hilarious Holiday Special

[Speaker 2] Honestly, I think this is like the most fun Chris's party we've had ever ever and Probably the most fun event we've ever had is because of Tony here Please welcome the one the only Tony [Speaker 3] What the fuck's up you goddamn nerd [Speaker 4] Tony any chance we could play kill Tony tonight you guys want to play kill Tony [Speaker 5] See you guys prepared for this you know how it works. We know how it works. I don't know if we're prepared [Speaker 6] I was an expecting to have to do this tonight, but I think I just found a new golden ticket [Speaker 5] Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for your [Speaker 7] Besties. Well, welcome everybody to be second-adduro in holiday party. Yes, thank you for coming [Speaker 3] This is going to be an incredible line up. We've got got so many great moments for you tonight Unfortunately, unfortunately, Tremoth couldn't make it tonight I know I know it's hard. It's hard, but we have a pretty great replacement that you're gonna love and Yeah, freeberg tell him what's coming hold on let me get my script [Speaker 10] Wow, we do the special do the sponsor shout out. Oh, yeah, let me do the sponsor shout out so you don't do it and we lose them [Speaker 3] I would like to thank Google Cloud for their incredible servers Thank you Google Cloud Circle for stablecoins. Okay, X thanks for all the love rock sonic flights Iron has got an incredible lounge. Thanks again for all of our sponsors. Give them a big round of applause We're gonna have a great night Man the casino everything is here Tonight we are gonna have the legendary bestie awards. Ooh [Speaker 10] We have some roasting and we are all gonna play kill Tony. What? We're gonna play kill Tony. We are gonna play kill Tony. Oh, thanks for letting me know. How many here are big fans of kill Tony? That's incredible. Well, then [Speaker 3] Let's just bring out the one Tremoth's replacement Tremoth's permanent replacement on the program the three of us voted him off the island Please welcome the one the only Tony Hinge cliff Here oh [Speaker 11] Look at this star power fuck yeah [Speaker 12] Thank you sir. Thank you sir What the fuck's up you goddamn nerds [Speaker 5] How about a hand for the all in podcast Christmas party We're here in San Francisco. Make some noise. You guys live here in San Francisco What a shit hole It's actually worse than a shit hole You can actually use a shit hole here to put the shit into That's on the streets a shit hole would be an actual upgrade It used to be so beautiful here you guys remember remember the intro to full house That house is still full because 23 simoleons live in it now Clear phones away you assholes. You can watch this on video form later. You fucking dorks Everybody wants their own exclusive. I'm gonna make it tonight. I'm gonna have a My youtube channel is gonna get extra hits california more homeless people than any other state People are struggling and you assholes paid 500 bucks to watch billionaires talk to each other God bless America [Unknown Speaker] Yeah [Speaker 5] Look billionaires don't have it easy. Do you have any idea how hard it is for a billionaire to pretend like they like their kids? I had to research these guys and it was the most exhausting thing I've ever done Absolute dorks But then I watched mountain head on the plane and then big bang theory and succession and then broke back mountain And I think I figured it out As many of you know these gentlemen started the all-in podcast at the beginning of the covid pandemic It's a massive success very quickly which makes sense people were isolated and looking for relatable Content and what's more relatable than four venture capitalists playing high-stakes poker They're combined net worth of the four hosts is over three billion dollars You guys realize you don't have to do a podcast, right? Shake out those [Speaker 2] Whenever anyone is asked what they would do if they had a billion dollars. I've never heard the answer attend weekly zoom calls [Speaker 5] I do love the current landscape of podcasts though like how is my show even Considered on the same playing field is what you guys do. It's crazy, right? You can listen to four experts educated on economics and technology and within seconds You can switch over to my show and listen to an Elon Musk impersonator roasting and aspiring comedian with cerebral palsy These guys are all actual friends with Elon Musk. They told me that backstage and then they told me their names Our friend Elon of course got some criticism from the left at the beginning of this year when he was accused of doing a Nazi salute He said he didn't do a Nazi salute, but that it was a Roman salute He could have just said it was an awkward wave and people would have accepted that I don't know if Roman salute is the best alternative he went with behind the Nazis The group who was killed the most Jews including Jesus himself That's like being accused of visiting Epstein's island and having an alibi that you were touring Thailand with Bill Gates Can you guys tell Elon to use his rockets for something positive like immigration? Do you have any idea how fast you can get illegal immigrants back to where they came from On a fucking rocket. I looked into this. It's 26 seconds from here to Tijuana, Mexico It's simple you take the rocket you fill it with the illegal immigrants you blast that bitch up in the air, right? You let Elon do his fancy little parallel parking thing that he likes You empty the illegal immigrants you fill it with avocados Yes, no tariffs on these avocados These are the ideas There are some critics on the left that say the hosts of all-in are all too conservative calling it an echo chamber In echo chamber is also how Marjorie Taylor Green's ex-husband refers to her pussy Immigrant jokes are okay, but big pussy jokes aren't Part of where you run in here, but seriously it is an honor to be here at the Christmas party Remember everyone Santa is watching to see who's naughty or nice and you don't want to end up on his naughty list Then again, that would be the second worst list J. Cal ended up on J. Cal his net worth is $60 million so on this podcast he's known as the broke-ass bitch He was an early investor in Uber and out of everyone up here He's the closest one to having to be one of the drivers [Unknown Speaker] Oh [Speaker 5] He refers to himself as the greatest podcast moderator in the world This is the people cheering or the people that have not seen my show if you get to call yourself The greatest podcast moderator in the world then I get to say that I'm a virtue signaling angel investor liberal cock Oh Fun fact Candace Owens thinks that the leader of France's wife has a bigger dick than J. Cal Fuck His angel list flexes the startup equivalent of that guy who won't stop talking about his high school football championship Oh, okay, lost down the angel investor joke. That's surprising Puerto Rico very good sir. Thank you. We're trying to forget about that J. Cal and I don't have much in common. I'm a centrist slightly right-leaning person and he's a full-on liberal The only thing we have in common is that liberals don't like us Shamaugh couldn't make it which is completely disappointing and I'm still if it's all right with you guys I'm gonna do my Shamaugh jokes We might do a couple extra ones that I thought were too mean now that he's not here. I had to show up for this thing He works hard 1.5 billion dollars. He works hard 247 11 Wow He bought into the golden state warriors because he heard they had curry over there How these nerds like sports jokes more than angel investor jokes. This doesn't even make any sense He's got vindalute Indian food jokes anyone. He's got a lot of bread. It's a non-issue Okay He's the best poker player out of the bunch. He has the most patience because he looks like a doctor Somebody told me that Shamaugh has a very hot wife. I wonder what she sees in him Perhaps the hairy feet All right, mokidoki Shamaugh at the one point was a senior executive at Facebook where he spearheaded several projects like Facebook phone Facebook home and Facebook beacon if none of those ring a bell It's because they were all completely scrapped by Facebook Hell of a resume Shamaugh. Did you also pitch the logo ideas to crack her barrel? How about a hand for David sacks? Let me just say I am a huge fan of yours. I just think you're truly so cool for a genius like you to take a break from wildly Successful businesses to be a patriot and share your brilliant mind for the better of our great nation is unbelievable David Friedberg is here It gave me a lap. I expected that was supposed to be funny that I just was nice to David sacks and all you've done Oh, and to sacks the cryptos are michael sailor asked me to say hello and if you can do anything anything at all that would be great I don't really know what he's talking about but The truly admirable feet. I'm excited to watch Jake how following your footsteps in 2028 is AOC's special advisor for plugging your own shit on air David Friedberg He has a segment on the show called science corner is or his sacks calls it Or his sacks calls it time to go I didn't think it was possible to be the third wheel on a podcast with four guys Oh my god David and David I would like to personally thank you for both elevating The representation of african-americans among the billionaire class Yeah, they say we have wealth inequality in this country well turns out we fixed it We just outsourced it to better africans Yeah, that's america That's america baby you see a kid from johanna spurg with a laptop and he's a billionaire in 10 years You see a brother from the south side with a laptop and he stole your laptop It's true the only black male on the podcast is whatever the israeli government has on these guys black male But seriously to the all-in squad thanks for all you do to promote healthy discourse and share perspectives across culture tech and politics What you all have built is special and transcends partisanship I'm honored to be here tonight, and I'm very proud to now call each of you my friends also can I borrow some money. Thank you very much Awesome [Speaker 10] Yo [Speaker 15] Well, that was fun [Speaker 3] Tell me a little bit about this just unbelievable 12-year overnight success that is killtony [Speaker 5] Yeah, it's uh, I just built the show that I wanted to do you know, I always was um It was very lucky early on at the comedy store to get to host the open mics there which are three-minute long sets On Sundays and Mondays with 40 comedians in a row doing three minutes three minutes three minutes three minutes And I would go up after each comedian did three minutes and make fun of them and Every once in a while afterwards go up to them personally and say hey, you know if you took a breath Sometimes or you know Used pauses or sped up or you got the mic closer your mouth little advice here and there and uh me and my friends would always have so much fun sitting in the back of the room watching these open mics And the things that we would whisper into each other's ears. I thought we're so funny We'd be in the back of the room sometimes would be the only people laughing at the open mic Because of what we're saying to each other and I thought to myself during this time in which everyone was saying Tony you have to do a podcast you got to do a podcast everyone has a podcast You know it was Uncompletely unheard of at the time, but I thought Why not show how crazy an open mic can be and the ideas that mean Whatever comedian buddies were sitting next to me if we shared what we were laughing about with the people I think it could be a hit and even the co-host red band at the time goes wait what who the fuck is gonna want to watch an open mic And uh, and I kind of thought everybody would so now yeah it turns out worked out pretty well. Yeah [Speaker 3] It's um It's pretty amazing when I moved to Austin two years ago and the first thing people say when they land in Austin Is have you been to kiltony? Yeah, can you get me tickets to kiltony and you were so nice you gave me your phone I'm you said anytime you want you know come in and then I texted you and you ghosted me and Really did that really happen? No, I just want to see if the joke would have happened if you did text [Speaker 5] No, that's why I deleted your number, but yeah, no, I didn't but it is a phenomenon it the show is [Speaker 3] Selling out, I don't know how many weeks you put out at a time, but my office is over there by dirty sick street And sometimes I'll walk and get a coffee and there's Two 300 people lined up on the street. They just go to Joe Rogan's mother ship just to see where it happens What what's it like in terms of the number of tickets and then this incredible scale you've now sold out MSG how many times? Yeah three kiltonies and once just for my stand-up [Speaker 5] The stand-up show and the most recent kiltony was all after my famous MSG performance her brand world. Yeah, you spoke at the Nuremberg Valley. Yeah [Speaker 3] So that that was even more special because it was already my favorite arena [Speaker 5] In fact, the only reason I really did that event Was because I was just excited to feel the magic of Madison Square Garden again had it been it at You know, what's the one in Jersey or whatever bread and burn? No, that church the different arena. It's uh, it doesn't matter But my it's in Jersey it doesn't matter. Yeah, my point is is if it if had it even been anywhere else I don't even know if I would have done it, but the magic of MSG Mixed with the opportunity to perhaps you know get A few people maybe younger people or whoever that was that were on the fence to vote what I thought was the right way Can I ask how did that whole MSG [Speaker 2] Think come about for the Trump campaign because I remember when they asked me to help and I just threw a dinner And when you did it you you know delivered a killer set that almost like burned the campaign down, but um fake news [Speaker 5] 20% Puerto Rican increase in the state of Pennsylvania An uptick because they have an unbelievable sense of humor Puerto Ricans do you know when you do this every night and all the time You get a really good feel for what you can and can't get away with what exactly where is The actual line and I think and I'm I think in retrospect a lot of people think that The mainstream media trying to make it appear like a comedian I don't think any of these journalists did their research with a simple Google you see that I have the most diverse Comedy show in the world and that I And I push the limits on the whether it be the Tom Brady roast or the Snoop dog roast and all the roasts that I've written on like to like the last 13 Comedy central rose equal opportunity basically with a simple Google of my name You can find out that I was just doing what I did and I think they weren't gambling on the fact because I'm not mainstream Right, I'm not Jimmy Fallon or any of these darlings of theirs uh I think that they thought that it was going to make everything look bad But meanwhile I think I think anybody with a sense of humor it all saw it and goes I think this is the party with a sense of humor Yes, meanwhile they have the other side had glow Rilla shaking her ass And like everyone's pretending like that's cool, but that that's not cool And Tony can we can we go back to your point your cuz I thought what was so interesting was your story getting here [Speaker 10] Because there's a lot of entrepreneurs People that have built businesses in this room one of the defining characteristics of building of businesses You have to have grit because nothing goes as planned if you're doing something for the first time And you get your ass kicked and if you can deal with that You can deal with it again and deal with it again. You can eventually get somewhere You started out in LA can you just talk about not just the idea, but then what the process was like going from the idea To having yourself on stage with the future president At Madison Square Garden giving this like what was that experience like and how hard was that iteration that build And the struggle to get to where you got to oh it was insane. I I [Speaker 5] I actually uh Just mentioned this I was on Rogan this week with John Cena and it came up But I had this uh moment a few weeks ago where I ven mode a buddy Because I thought that I owed him rent from 18 and a half years ago I was sleeping I had I was renting the couch in a living room with Four comedians total. I was one of them one had a bedroom with a bathroom Another one had a bedroom with a bathroom and me and there was a little love seat the guy was renting the love seat And I had to pay $400 a month rent and I literally even though I was working all the hours from Literally 11 a.m. On the phones to 7 p.m. At night and then I would put on the comedy store t-shirt and work the door from 8 p.m Until 230 in the morning and then do it again the next day and Because the comedy store didn't have Comedy hadn't had its second huge boom yet, which was a few years away um They would cut your hours at the comedy store they just wouldn't not only would you not get over time You wouldn't even get the hours that you actually did work or really anything at all I couldn't make the 400 a month rent so anyway a few weeks ago I said to one of the other buddies that had a room I go hey, I think I oh I still think I oh yeah the main guy a few hundred bucks ran he goes you do he mentioned it last time I saw him [Speaker 24] And so I went to Venmo and I just Venmoed him a thousand bucks straight up and in the caption [Speaker 5] Yeah, exactly in the caption I go rent money 2007 But Tony was there a period during that time when you weren't gonna quit where you said it's not working on no These were my favorite times in fact after that after the 400 rent which by the way because I couldn't make the 400 rent I got downgraded not only was there someone else on the love seat someone else moved in that could afford the 400 rent So I paid 300 rent for a bean bag on the ground And let me remind you the bathrooms were in the other guys bedroom So you had a tiptoe if you had to pee in the middle of the night through somebody else's bedroom So it was after that actually after Basically the first year was that I decided to just start sleeping in the back seat of my car Behind the comedy store where I wasn't you weren't even allowed to park there. It's a tiny parking lot So I would be up on one of the hills in the Hollywood Hills and after at 2 30 or 3 a.m When you're done, I would walk up a hill and get my car and drive it back into the empty comedy store parking lot Pull into the back one Carlos the maintenance man there that would show up at like four or five a.m Was nice enough to wait a few hours to try to let me get a few extra hours of sleep before he would start nailing shit and fixing everything And it's literally the times now that I have a touch of success It's the times that I think about all the time now every single time I find myself Looking at the skyline of Austin from my beautiful fucking home with a crazy outdoor terrace and everything the way that I wanted I think about those times the struggle all the time. Was there a moment where you said I made it? Yeah, I mean it happens quite a bit it that I made it thing happens a lot every MSG and even I mean again You know to go back to it the trump thing at MSG being global news Was so insane that not only did I make it I I feel every time like I'm kind of making it again You know because it just seemed at the time there was a couple weeks there where it's literally You know tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of people Saying or thinking that that could be it that it's all over And again the best city for comedy right now. Is it Austin? Is it still LA? What do you there's no question about it? It's Austin text Austin really [Speaker 24] Honestly you guys are you guys are making it sound really fun. You got you're there Jake house there Rogan's there who else is there? [Speaker 2] You on Tim Ferris. Let's go shopping Shane Gillis Shane Gillis all of his entire crew is there [Speaker 5] Matt McCusker Tom Segura we can't we can't we saw you a few months ago when we did that event in Austin [Speaker 10] What was that March or something March right it was incredible [Speaker 3] I mean the crowd. Yeah, so we got hooked up with your guy got us some tickets and I was with some buddies [Speaker 10] And they said let's go see kill Tony. We got a touch with your guy got into the show And I think I had forgotten what stand-up comedy was supposed to be like from like the late 90s early 2000s even into the 2010s Because over the last couple of years we've talked a lot about guys getting their heads chopped off when they said something wrong Chappelle and everyone got so guarded in comedy and I went to your show and I was like what the fuck Oh my god like no this was tamed tonight, but like what went on on your stage And then you did a bit where you really tried to push the limits It was a really interesting show to watch because this was like we were sitting next to each other We're like oh my god. He's really trying to see how far he could go and there were moments where it was like everyone was just like But it was so different and you've really like given everyone permission to Find the limits to find real humor to find you know what what sort of been taken away Without a doubt and that's what we always did some [Speaker 5] You know some comedians when they're trying to promote their specials or whatever now from LA And New York will say things like oh Austin so that they can get hits on their clip You have to talk shit about Austin. So it's been a thing the last couple years And uh and they go you know, oh they're just edge lords and this and that and they're just pushing limits And it's like we are like we were the comedy store guys in the middle of the lineup when I go to New York I can perform at any club there when I go to LA. I can perform at any club there So it's we just live there. It's an amazing place to live It's an amazing place to go out and drink and eat and listen to music and hang out with cool people Now your guys are going mainstream. You're one guy's on SNL now. Yeah, cam [Speaker 10] And so much is happening, but what my point is is we're doing the exact we're not like let's go to Austin and get even [Speaker 5] Crazier we're the exact same people that were in the middle of the lineup at the comedy store and It wouldn't have changed. We would still be in LA if the if California didn't completely mishandle the pandemic and And let police take such a terrible hit during the George Floyd riots It was it was yeah, it's when we all Decided to move it was an absolute disaster the pandemic hit you guys saw how cal [Speaker 10] The pandemic things got so bad at one point that when we were doing our show [Speaker 5] Which you weren't allowed to have a live audience we were still doing killtonies You want to talk about plowing through when times are rough Everybody else's podcast during the pandemic skyrocketed like that us the only show with a live audience was Done But we didn't stop we had people we had to I had to improvise so we had people send in from home A video of themselves doing a one-minute set which was horrendous I'm absolutely terrible worse than doing roast jokes and killing and have one guy going oh After each and every joke into a Microphone attached to his cheek But it was dead silence nothing was funny to us by the way we lacked fucking vitamin D We were used to having the instant gratification of a crowd every single week So we're watching these horrific one-minute sets and then we we would zoom with the people and by the way Don't don't even give me started on all the technical issues Playing a video ending the video starting the zoom call with somebody that probably doesn't have the best Wi-Fi No great comedian knows how to work a computer or this or that or anything anyway So we were doing this and then at one point we were so excited because they allowed The fact that you could have tables outside of the comedy store six feet apart in the parking lot The parking lot was empty of cars social distancing. Oh my god. The dumbest fucking air of humanity. That's ever existed I know this is San Fran. So you're like, oh, he's the devil. Let's be talking about I think we're all the great now safety you got tricked bitch [Speaker 10] Let me ask about Europe. Have you followed any what's going on in Europe with speech suppression and oh, oh, it's insane. It's insane. Oh, we talk about it in our green room all the time [Speaker 5] Yeah, it's crazy. I get weekly updates and do we worry about that? You know, we have this bill in California called sp771 [Speaker 10] And I got to give a shout out to Gavin use them for vetoing it all the things you want to say about Gavin But he vetoed it. Thank God and this was this hate speech bill that you can't say Speech that's deemed hate by the administrators in the government But those bills are fine and it made it all the way through in California except Gavin vetoed it But those sorts of bills are showing up that were in the EU and throughout Europe I mean, do we worry about that here in this country because I've always viewed comedy to be the most important test of free speech And it really does define what we're being given permission to do It's so interesting because I [Speaker 5] Worked directly and and and I'm insanely in touch with these things on a weekly basis with YouTube which You know is I do believe the biggest streaming platform right now and what's insane is that Netflix and Ted Sarandas Literally is like do whatever you want go as hard as you want push it to the limit. Let's go And meanwhile YouTube every week something's different Uh A black guy right now is only allowed to say the N word a black comedian can only say the N word two or three times per minute But they're not very clear when you don't even notice when these guys do it by the way It's obviously different than a white guy saying the N word. That's about freeberg's average right Not even funny Tony don't laugh at a joke But uh, but yes the The interesting thing is that you can say certain words on YouTube, but you can't say They have them ranked and the rules change all the time And you don't find out that the rules that YouTube have changed until Your producer goes they just demonetized the episode and we got deep and it's been out for an hour and a half Which is when everybody's going to see the episode or the age restriction is a killer because Yeah, we go with that restricted content almost everyone the watch is the show is over 18 However who the hell wants to log in to their stuff. I mean you dorks do but real people don't want to Yeah, now they just like going to YouTube typing in the show and there it is It aired an hour ago here we go and then if it says age restriction just to check to see if you're 18 Which what a fucking joke because every kid can also access anything anyway and um we got age restricted [Speaker 2] We got restricted content but I guess your point Tony is that there are gatekeepers that [Speaker 10] Control the distribution channel in this case YouTube without a doubt [Speaker 5] And I'll say this again, you know without I don't want to keep getting political But there was a time there towards the end of that last Biden administration in which we were seeing things Go the wrong way on Wrong way on almost a weekly basis like why this one get demonetized How did this one get demonetized because we would have to and you have to do it a lot of digging because They are just robots over there until you finally get big enough to get a human contact at YouTube Which is like a big deal for yeah [Speaker 24] There was definitely going the wrong way and it felt like every week [Speaker 2] There's some new category of thought and expression that you couldn't say and they're banning new things Yeah, and then frankly Elon bought Twitter Yeah, and that was the first event that shifted the momentum No, there's no doubt and now now that you've come and after him they find him 120 million euro yesterday [Speaker 10] It's like you never got the memo. Yeah, it's over you [Speaker 3] Will you guys tore in Europe or is it like not worth it? We just did in June and we [Speaker 5] Unless they But basically give us bucking him a palace will probably never go there again It was the worst kill Tony in the history of our existence. What? The comedians were just terrible and we've done quite a few in England and Ireland and stuff Just the comedians were terrible the vibes there are rough. There's just this never ending gloom in London. Yes They're the food is beyond all To be funny is over there, right? Like we were going. I'm sorry. We were going to the locals like please anything where can we get a steak? Where can they overcook us to steak? Oh, it's it was fucking crazy man And I mean everything it became a running joke because we got there a few days early to settle in and kind of you know Ease into it. So that's you know three meals a day even if it's just three days. That's nine terrible meals in a row We have the best food in the country in Austin. Yeah, unbelievable unbelievable We have hundreds of restaurants better than anything we tried of the fanciest crap in London and they open seven new ones a week [Speaker 3] I mean, it does say something about society when comedy is appreciated more in the Middle East than it is in London. Yeah Man, it's pretty crazy really was hey Tony any chance we can play kill Tony tonight. You guys want to play kill Tony [Speaker 5] All right It's true. Did you guys prepare something? Oh, whoa. Oh my god [Speaker 3] Well, please, uh, this is Callie our elegant elf. Oh, Charlie the elegant elf. You guys are your own Heidi. That's amazing [Speaker 5] Yeah, she's here. That's a San Francisco Heidi [Speaker 10] So she has a penis [Speaker 5] asking for a friend San Francisco Heidi. There's got to be a surprise underneath. That's good. Oh boy. Here we go. This place is ridiculous by the way You guys all better be wildly successful for living here I walked outside of my hotel earlier. There was literally two dudes banging against a tree I looked the other way and there's a guy taking a shit on the sidewalk and a lady walks up to me and tells me to put up my cigarette What is going on with San Francisco crazy kind of nuts [Speaker 3] So you guys prepared for this you know how it works you get we don't how it works [Speaker 5] I don't know for a prepare seconds uninterrupted. You know that your time is up and you're the sound of a kitten Wow, you really got it Then you have to wrap it up then or else you bring out the angry West Hallie would bear Okay, you guys want to do this? All right, this is all in Killtoni ladies and gentlemen All right going up first Make some noise for Jason every time Oh my lord [Speaker 20] All right, all right [Speaker 3] Well many of you know I moved to Austin and I got a ranch and I also lost 40 pounds. So now it's a fat free ranch Thank you Yeah, I wouldn't imagine me But I'm a I'm a little nervous about doing a minute up here. I don't know how I'm gonna get through a minute without interrupting sacks Tony I'm a huge fan. I'm a big fan of yourself Joe Rogan red band people say I name drop a lot But I just got a text from Elon. He says that's not true. It's not true It's great to be. Thank you. It's great to be here with three of my besties and a new one We're missing Chimath now some people say Chimath is a douche. I don't agree I don't agree because women get something out of putting a douche inside of them Oh, I thought that one would land Sacks my Jewish friend here is the Oh god [Speaker 21] Okay, I don't know if I should say this one Go for it. Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sacks is the only Jewish guy who built an app to remind his friends to pay him back [Speaker 3] All right, that's my time, everybody. Thank you. Jason everybody [Speaker 4] Wow [Speaker 23] You don't you don't want to do the interview you gotta stay out there. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Stay standing [Speaker 5] It's not that easy. I've got a podcast or two so did you you how how hard did you prepare for this? I guess 2500 podcast episodes later. Yeah, I love it. I love it Now when you were writing this material were you planning on doing the joke and then turning and seeing if we were laughing each time [Speaker 4] That could have been a tactical mistake. Sorry. You're supposed to engage with the audience and stay focused on them. Yeah. Okay. What do you do for a living? Oh, not like manager at Google? [Speaker 3] Sorry about the layoffs [Speaker 5] I don't even know what kind of tech jokes you guys. I don't even know what kind of inside baseball nerd shit is going on here Like I walked into a magic the gathering convention Is stand-up something that you've ever wanted to do or is this just spontaneous for you? Just spontaneous more of a magician [Speaker 3] No, that's not true. Do you have magic tricks? I have no magic tricks. Do you have any other special skills? I can get three narcissistic Asperger's venture capitalist to show up every Thursday and tape a podcast. That's my only trick That's amazing good answer They appreciate it. You know what Jason? I think you did just fucking good enough come on back and sit down. Let's keep it moving [Speaker 5] You guys having fun out there All right Well, this is my fucking guy ladies and gentlemen as you know. I love him. You love him Make some goddamn noise for the one and only David sacks [Speaker 2] All right Tony thank you so much for being here. I love your roast of Puerto Rico You went so hard after a Latino island. I'm shock president trump didn't appoint you secretary of war Jake Al I've been following your feed this week. I really appreciate your support for all in tequila I know you love it because you finally get to take a shot. That's not ozempic [Unknown Speaker] Wow [Speaker 2] It was only a matter of time before jacol got in the beverage business because I've never met anyone more thirsty than jacol He spent his entire life dreaming of the day. He would see his name mentioned alongside the world's most influential people Congratulations, Jason. You finally did it. You're an Epstein's black book I knew the Epstein files were a hoax as soon as I saw that jacol was in them People in a blackmail a loser All right, let's talk about Jamas Jamas is a prime example of why unlimited immigration is not in America's interest Jamas is from Sri Lanka Tony's description of Puerto Rico didn't offend him and made him homesick Time can I keep going? All right, yeah, Jamas has angered so many investors back now stands for seriously pissed at Jamas And freeberg are sold in the science. What can I say about freeberg that hasn't already been said about watching paint dry Freeberg lives life as a vegan and that's exactly what it feels like to hang out with him You know there are more satisfying options on the menu, but you made a decision and now you're stuck with it You've all tried those tasteless beyond burgers. Well freeberg is our beyond friend All right, thank you everyone [Speaker 4] Hey, you're good sex you're good. I got to tell you man that was [Speaker 5] Fucking believable I wasn't expecting to have to do this tonight, but I think I just found a new golden ticket Have you ever done if you ever done stuff on stage before in a non-business Like well, we've done a couple of roasts among our friends at birthday parties before we did a j-cal roast [Speaker 2] We did a fill-hel-muth roast. There's a lot of material in both of those cases Yes, so we've done you know, we've done some friend roast with nothing [Speaker 10] Yeah, my 50th birthday we actually did a big roast these guys were all part of it [Speaker 2] So we had a little bit of roast experience amazing. It shows sex. That was absolutely incredible [Speaker 5] How about one more time for David's sex? Did he get his $15,000 in money worth at the uh, comedian he hired or no [Speaker 3] Is that how much he spent I think the community is all in or do you pay for him out of pocket? [Speaker 5] That was incredible. That was amazing. Are we gonna have freeberg do his set? [Speaker 3] We want to hear freeberg What's up? Absolutely [Speaker 5] Ladies and gentlemen make some noise for your final comedian of the night David freeberg everybody [Speaker 10] So great to be in San Francisco. The streets are like Chamoth. They're totally full of shit Thanks for being here Tony Hinch clip. I love the show. I've worked in agriculture for years So I'm used to working with genetically modified fruits Tony uh, Tony Hinch clips actually a GMO a gay man obviously Chamoth couldn't be here tonight because he's feeding the hungry uh, just kidding. That's below his line Speaking of hungry J. Cal You're looking great buddy Now you only have to buy one seat on Epstein's plan J. Cal your weight goes up and down more than Chamoth's back portfolio In fact, you look so skinny now. I confused you for Chamoth's legs Chamoth's legs are so thin he wears socks leggings and thermals He covers up more than sacks does for the Trump administration Sacks congrats on all the success, but the stress is clearly getting to you. You look like someone microwave. John loves it All in is what sacks says when he's cheering on an ice vehicle some of those We're also different. I'm just the science guy. I study black holes while Chamoth invests in them Here we are enjoying the holiday spirit together I know the things I said tonight might be a little mean, but the world's already burning figured I might as well burn some bridges. All right Amazing [Speaker 5] Have you ever done anything again non-business like performative? Historically, a play not a little play acting growing up a little musicals a little. Yeah. Yeah. I know J. Cal is gonna [Speaker 10] Yeah, you know, oh, you know, here's a factor. I know one knows. I actually starred in a play with Rashida Jones You know Rashida Jones the actress from Parks and Rec. What was that play? We were in the same high school and we were in the drama stuff together What was the play that you guys did together in here at the wind? Oh wow [Speaker 5] Little before my time That would be familiar. I love it is and when you're writing jokes like this like what was your process? Where did you find yourself coming up with your funniest stuff? Did you sit down at a desk? I just like to [Speaker 10] Shoot the shit on the computer and then edit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like putting on music We're playing some music and then I just I kind of did them, you know We did this for sacks is and I went a little burnt earth scorched earth for his 50th. You remember that? Yeah [Speaker 2] I definitely remember everybody remembers that. It was a lot of pent-up anger freeber gave us that [Speaker 10] That it was so bad. It wasn't bad. It was just mean it was mean Yeah, it was it was like I just said the mean shit and I didn't it was like recharge strength like a pie to roast [Speaker 2] Like it was so it was so mean. You didn't realize it. It's stopping funny, you know Let me ask you this David. Do you do you remember [Speaker 5] One of your favorite or one of the bigger or one of the crazier jokes from the sacks roast? I don't know [Speaker 10] I'll pull it up later. There's nothing. That was my 50th birthday. So it was like 20 years ago [Speaker 2] A little self-deprecating that's amazing, but you didn't film that or anything [Speaker 5] I don't know. Do we have a copy of that? I don't even have a copy of that one. No, that would be bad. That's what Epstein would do [Speaker 2] We did some amazing birthday party roast Jake. Hell had one. I had one like a bunch of fill of helmet But we never recorded them, which is we were kind of afraid. No, we were very afraid of like being we were afraid of getting cancelled [Speaker 25] That is correct. Yeah, but now we're uncancelable. I love that [Speaker 5] You don't give a fuck. Yeah Friedberg did you did that go how it felt like it was gonna go for you was the more I asked what was different I people that haven't tried comedy or written something. I'm my cadence is a little off. I got a [Speaker 10] You know go on or two more rounds and I think I get the cadence down. I liked it. I think you know I had some other material I pulled out. I would like to try that at some point Yeah, I thought I thought there's some A+ material in there [Speaker 2] Yeah, it was great. David Friedberg ladies and gentlemen [Speaker 5] You guys look good. All right, respectable. That's what we wanted to do [Speaker 3] Hey, um, you know, we have a tradition. We give some Bestie awards. These are the best of the year and and maybe our elegant elf Callie can come out and Present us with the fifth annual Bestie Awards. Here it is As you can see, it's two very heterosexual men Embracing that makes sense [Speaker 5] different San Francisco [Speaker 10] Callie All right first up [Speaker 3] Keeper on Keeper on Take it easy just between the two of you All right, so [Speaker 13] First up on the [Speaker 3] Bestie Awards is our biggest business winner or biggest business winner. Who did you have for biggest business winner? O Sultan of science [Speaker 10] Okay, Alphabet went from Looking to how crazy the year was for Alphabet from two trillion market cap to four trillion market cap this year That's 170 billion gain 10 billion market cap gain every day They added 10 billion of value every day for the entire year The pivot in AI risk-taking clouds growing 40% YouTube's the number one media company in the world It's all under one roof. I think they just crushed it all cylinders business of the earth [Speaker 3] Amazing sacks. Who did you have as your biggest business winner? I said construction workers related to the data center boom [Speaker 2] They're seeing their wages go up 25 to 30 percent. We're talking about plumbers electricians drywall hangers Concrete pourers. It's not just tech companies. We're seeing a larger boom throughout the country because of AI Didn't you mop say there's like electricians that make 500 grand a year or something? Yeah, that would be a master electricians [Speaker 10] That's crazy [Speaker 3] Unbelievable pretty incredible and a great white house talking point for the midterms I too at Alphabet and Google we were sitting here a year ago everybody thought they would Absolutely get killed by chat GPT and now we're having a discussion. Hey chat GPT is probably going to get killed by Google So Go Google out right? That he that is yeah, all right biggest just just out of curiosity because I don't know how any of this works [Speaker 5] What happened to chat GPT or what did Alphabet do This year to surprise you guys other than the results like how did they how did they get them? What did they do? Do you know they well? [Speaker 10] They put AI into search so now when you go to search there's like an AI interface that pops up And so that's how they drove people to their AI product because they've got the biggest consumer product in the world Google calm and then they had a good product and so they put the two together and suddenly they're crushing Chat GPT. Yeah, yeah, sometimes the first [Speaker 3] Company up to hill takes the arrows like net scape the browser eventually wound up losing But I think they were also underestimated and they probably were very conservative and how they released products And then they kind of got permission when Serge came back to work full time at Google the founder They kind of took more chances and yeah, the the search franchise grew this year Everybody thought it would go down it grew my big business winner is the show kill Tony [Speaker 5] I don't know if you guys A four special deal on Netflix, which is unprecedented by any show and also we ranked number two At the end of the year on YouTube only behind my very best friend Joe Rogan. So that's pretty crazy [Speaker 3] Oh, that is it. Number number two podcast on YouTube YouTube's the number one podcast platform pretty incredible. Yep [Speaker 10] But by the way, Tony can I tell you something? I didn't tell you this before when I came and saw your show in Austin I hadn't seen a kill Tony show before so someone I was with said you should go check this out And that's how we ended up going and then I came back and I'm like I should watch kill Tony I would say I've watched maybe a hundred episodes since I've come back. It's so big. It's so and it's it's timeless the content And so every night when I'm like ready for bed. I'll put on YouTube and I'll watch it kill Tony episode It is literally like my go-to media now The live is the gateway. I highly recommend checking one out live because you can feel while it's [Speaker 5] Funny to watch online when when it's live you can feel the opportunity of failure that they have you can write they're like they're right there Anything can happen. This could go terribly wrong. It feels dangerous [Speaker 3] Yeah, it's kind of like it's so great. You're it's almost like waiting for the big game moment to happen like you're waiting for that big [Speaker 10] Champion to show up like that guy you had a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, don't trick Flynn that guy it was insane And it's amazing in just four weeks. He was made a regular randomly pulled them out of the bucket saw him the interview so likeable [Speaker 5] I skipped golden ticket and made him the first appointed regular that we we maybe get one of those every two years Cut to four weeks later last on this past Monday. He literally did a rap about how rich he is already Do you get a piece of it as does your agent just snipe these people? No, no well I mean actually that's an interesting question because now they the entire industry is watching kill Tony to see what's actually next I am the first that bucket is the first line of defense how he mandell watches Every episode and they get booked on America's got talent based on if they're unbelievable on kill tone You should offer them a show on your channel that would be the ultimate move remember like Johnny Carson used to be the thing [Speaker 2] Where I stand up would go on Johnny Carson and if Johnny invited them to sit down then they had a career and you've kind of become the new [Speaker 10] But he's kept it fair. What's crazy is that guy? Did you drink? Did you drink? Yeah, did you drink? He's so black. You don't you can't even say his name [Speaker 3] He put his name in the bucket for two years to get called so you move to Austin [Speaker 10] 39 weeks in a row and he was just about to stop trying and then he got pulled and then he and so unlike all these other guys Where there's control systems in Hollywood with agents and producers and they're like here's the guy that's going to be the winner These guys all have a democratic shot They have an open shot at getting in that bucket and getting pulled which is what I love about it You never know what you're going to get. Yeah, and it's like everyone has a shot So it's not like this control thing. You know what you should do is if they agree to do it [Speaker 3] You should say just as a thank you We want the option for you to come do one kill Tony special a year for the next two years like not something crazy But you should you should take business advice from Jacob absolutely I go to number one podcast of the world It's it's not just you he gives me advice to give the president advice He said even Jason has good advice. All right, even Jacob even Jacob biggest business loser Who's your biggest business loser David Sacks? Who's the biggest loser? I said universities the margin of Americans who now believe that colleges worth the cost has gone from plus 13 a decade ago to minus 30 [Speaker 2] Minus 30 Wow, so no one believes that college is worth the cost anymore [Speaker 3] Amazing great great pull. What do you think Friedberg? One of brother discovery [Speaker 10] I think the fact that the M&A deals being done at three times the value that this thing's been trading out for the last couple years Really shows how they undermanage the business the content itself is worth so much more They were never able to get value out of it which speaks to what a terrible you know kind of management They've they've had there and you know, which company did you say Warner Brothers? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you on the stock didn't you and your thing? [Speaker 3] I cleared it. I was like I These guys are going so you missed the outcome. I did miss the outcome. Yeah, it was a rare miss for me Um, I went with Apple. It all took a second listen to your advice [Speaker 2] I mean the problem was I had all these other things that had won and I had a bunch of gains and I needed to sell my losers [Speaker 3] He put all his stock trades on the internet Tony But then I called it J trading and it went up five X and three years He bought a whole bunch of Warner Brothers. He's like this is the next big thing And I thought Disney and Warner Brothers would figure it out neither of them have my biggest business loser was Apple Um, this company has unlimited distribution and unlimited capital and the most impressive thing they've done in the last 10 years is a thin iPhone what a missed opportunity and Yeah, I mean, maybe the best thing they've done recently is pleuribus. I don't know if you guys were watching that but oh People like it. Yeah. It's a pretty great show. Literally if I'm thinking they're You know streaming show is the best thing. They've got a problem. Um, who's the biggest loser in comedy? [Speaker 5] Uh, the biggest loser in comedy right now And you know, I love the here's the thing is that I entertainment right well You know the biggest loser really are these these giant movie studios which still are virtue signaling and afraid to take any chances whatsoever the last movie with any Edge at all in a theater. I think was the hangover which I think was 2006 2005 and it made a billion dollars that franchise. Yeah, exactly Are they coming to you asking you to do one? I would think that would be a very natural play [Speaker 3] But there's no studio who would do it. So maybe like a 24 or one of the smaller ones. We are working on something [Speaker 5] Oh really? Yeah, and it's going to be it's going to be you heard it here first Definitely the answer to that and it's all happening and it's going to let you do what you want yes We already we we went and got independent uh financing for it my amazing team over at UTA Wonderful what um what [Speaker 3] Anything that would be analogous or inspirational for you are there films that Formed this one are you a tropic thunder film fan? Are you like easy money Rodney danger field from back in the day What do you what comedians in films did you love um? I mean [Speaker 5] Without a doubt and it's an odd pick because it's not the one everybody thinks that I'm gonna say but king pin with woody Harrelson and Bill Murray. Yes. I think is the best fairly brothers film I think it's the funniest thing Bill Murray's ever done. I think it's the funniest thing Woody Harrelson's ever done and if you haven't watched it in the past few years go back watch it one more time It's unbelievable seems like it's a movie about bowling, but it's not at all. It's just hysterical I had a bunch of [Speaker 3] Seven and eight year olds over for my daughter's birthday party and we did a film So I said oh you guys should watch Bill Murray and what about Bob? And this was like a loved film PG. I thought this would be fine. They're eight years old And in the film they use all these you know dick breath it you know They just do the thing and then I went to school the next day and three parents co-ordered me Here in the Bay Area. Can we talk to you about your film selection? My daughter came home and she said dick breath And I was like have you seen what about Bob and the parent was like no I was like you should watch it. It's incredible Our daughters are never coming over your house again [Speaker 5] Meanwhile, that same San Fran parents probably like do you know there wasn't a single trans character in that movie And she said dick breath, but I think they should actually have dick breath because they should have dick breath because there's nothing that's off limits Jason, we got two minutes to get perfect. Biggest political winner lightning round go [Speaker 10] Okay, biggest political winner is the democratic socialist of America. Okay [Speaker 3] Sadly biggest political winner. Well, this may be a talking point, but I'm gonna say crypto [Speaker 2] A year ago There's a war on crypto Okay, they're worried about going to jail. Now we've passed legislation. We're getting a fair shake from the government. It's total change Yeah, incredible. You know, I had your pick [Speaker 3] Zoran Mamdani socialism. I also had the America first movement. That's a burgeoning But I gave it some thought and I thought my lord. There's one individual who part-time went to the government and took crypto And made it legal and created a framework for it. They made sure that America would be Absolutely competitive in the AI race the most important race of our lifetime and in fact in humanity So hands down my biggest political winner of 2025 is mr. David sacks Okay Political winner for you. You don't give a shit. What do you think? [Speaker 5] A political winner for me, you know, I mean I really Again, I'm just a big fan of this president people can say that I'm I kiss ass and that and the comedians shouldn't There's this thing that I've been hearing where people are like, you know comedians should be punching up Not punching down. You're supposed to make fun of the big thing. Well if nobody if everybody is making fun of that one thing Then I think it's kind of funny to go the other way. Yeah, and to push it up. So I literally have In my stand-up set pro Trump jokes, which nobody's fucking do which one lands the most I make fun of his autograph I say he is the most obnoxiously cool autographed world. It looks like Lizzo's heart rate and he actually does [Speaker 3] My biggest political loser sacks. He did by like he does have the best sense of humor [Speaker 2] Must be of any president we have he is just hysterical. Oh, I Anyone who spent time with him is just blown away and just how funny he is all the best comedians talk about how he might be the funniest human being on planet [Speaker 5] Or this is a conversation I've had I'm not gonna name their names, but you can put it together in your head I'm talking about the actual best comedians in the world All of my believe all of them yes Michael Richards. Yeah, um, no You know you know who the best are and yes, they all agree. I mean, there's just there's funny. It's funny It's undeniable literally god damn it. I'm blanking out, but this week he did something so fucking oh the Somali thing. Yeah It's a hellhole They come over here and they bitch and complain like it's it's just comments and that's the funniest I still love when Zoran visited him and he says it's okay. You can say [Speaker 10] It's easier if you just tell them tell them okay. Yes. Okay, let's go. Come on. Let's get ready. Okay. Biggest political loser sacks [Speaker 3] My biggest political loser is Europe. Mm-hmm. It's a civilization [Speaker 2] In decline They're losing economically geopolitically socially culturally and they can't seem to reverse that trend It's very sad [Speaker 10] Political loser freeberg the founding fathers Wow Because I feel like free speech property seizure rights And we read this top this excerpt from these two Thomas Jefferson letters And you can read a lot of these just ask Gemini to tell you about some of the things that the founding fathers wrote And if you spend time with them and translate them into modern English because they do write in a very poetic Freeway there is so much of the principles and the founding fathers that are lost in How we are kind of devolving into this organizational system where the government is everything in our lives Everything in our country the individual liberties are being taken from us And I don't mean taken from us in a sense that they're being seized We're voting for a government that dictates our lives that controls What we eat how we eat how we live how we get paid our checks I think the majority of Americans today live on checks from the government through the government And I think that the founding fathers would have been really Saddened at the state I went with uh well said well said I went with [Speaker 3] Steven Miller. I felt his performative cruelty was a distraction for the 47th administration Um, and that was a that's a shame because I loved his band Yeah, this is biggest political loser. Yeah mines Gavin Newsom [Speaker 5] Yeah [Speaker 3] I mean the hair is great yeah great hair. That's enough for you liberals to be impressed by [Speaker 5] Oh, he's got hair fucking amazing Let's go with breakthrough of the year free bird what's your breakthrough of the year? [Speaker 3] Okay, we haven't talked about it on the show. This definitely deserves a science corner [Speaker 10] But asteroid Bennu NASA sent a probe they pulled a bunch of samples up 2020 they landed back on earth 2023 two days ago They showed that on asteroid Bennu There is you click assets There are amino assets. There are sugars. All of the building blocks of life were found on this asteroid floating through space. Wow [Speaker 2] Cast you a question. Yeah, did the asteroid make it to your radius? Free bird. You're putting me on it. I honestly think just for a brief moment before we make the jokes [Speaker 10] This is going to end up being one of the most like amazing discoveries of our lifetime Because it really does show that life is not necessarily unique to planet earth This was a asteroid that's been floating around for four and a half billion years And it's got all the components of life on it. It's pretty incredible discovery It's amazing and it is made out of sugar. It's got sugar on it. It's got glucose on it [Speaker 3] Freeberg how many times have you masturbated to this asteroid so far? All right My thank you my breakthrough of the year is Humanoid robots. I think we're just underestimating the the progress these will have Everybody's going to get their own C3PO slash freedberg So we won't be the only ones with a robot in our lives sacks. What was your biggest I just said [Speaker 2] Be able to use Starlink on commercial flights. I mean, it's like you can actually use the internet now Hold on a second. I'm calling bullshit. You haven't been on a commercial flights. So since Clinton was in office [Speaker 3] That's true. I was doing it for you guys [Speaker 10] Look for you jcals for you. Thank you. Was it was it more? Is it more of a man the people I was thinking about you? [Speaker 2] Is it more than 10 years more than 10 years since you've been on a commercial flight? I set the over under at 15 years for commercial flights since 2012 [Speaker 4] That's 12. I don't know Jake now what's the Wi-Fi password on the Lolita Express? [Speaker 5] Apparently it's [Speaker 3] Oh, that's right. Really? Sorry. Sorry. What do you do come back? Okay, I just forgot that It's a joke people see you by the way. Why is it that all the liberal guests that you bring on the pod? [Speaker 2] Are like regular visitors to little St. James that's you're talking about what [Speaker 3] All of your liberal buddies that you bring on the board. Yeah, yeah, but he did get some dating advice apparently Oh, come on CEO CEO of the year Not named Elon Musk. Oh, we all consents just have to pick you on jensen wine jensen 33 years in the making Filter flywheel had the vision stuck through it ups and downs for whatever people said every generation of the last 33 years [Speaker 10] He kept building and this flywheel finally took off and here's a crazy statistic in video Four and a half trillion market cap that's up from 300 billion 36 months ago So this is a company that in 36 months Created 4.2 trillion dollars of market value. That's a hundred billion dollars every month for three years straight It's incredible. I think it's insane with the facts. I'm really sure CEO of the year not named you on musk [Speaker 3] Well, that was a great one, but I'm gonna go with Alex Carp because if you heard him [Speaker 2] If you heard him speak at all in summit. I think he brought down the house. He outtuckered Tucker I mean, so in addition to a volunteer being a monster last year. I went with [Speaker 3] Navidia trumps favorite company and jensen wiring as well Let me just say again even this isn't even though this isn't my territory [Speaker 5] I want to give a shout out to a couple badass mother fuckers Nick con and Paul LeVack over at the wwe Have taken on this massive historical company while you know and and and put it on some have made so many huge deals with so many different networks to bring in so many big fans [Speaker 3] Are you at wwe or a UFC guy? I'm both you're both if you had to only go to one [Speaker 5] Since this is the only place the way it would be interesting to ever mention It was the only f t.k.o. is the only ever stock that I ever told my guy my golf buddy who actually after years of Insisting I should give a money to put in stocks, which I never believed in because I'm an Italian Poor kid from young stano high. I believe before that just have cash in a shoe box Is like the way to have money, but then I did and the only one I ever recommended for him I heard about this in the video three years ago from my guy Whatever but the only one I ever told him about was t.k.o because I Dana white knows how to put on a hell of a show Yeah, and I know that obviously the wwe is always amazing and always growing So it's the only one I ever told him to get and we've seen you know, whatever and in my little world The Nvidia. Yeah Wild wild wild success. Yeah, so I'm like Jake how you held the stock? [Speaker 10] Yeah [Speaker 2] By the way, we had Paul LeVak triple H speak at the all-in-the-summit. Oh nice. Yeah, he's a big wrestler. I'm a big fan Oh, I love that. I was just with him. I hung out with him just last night. The Smackdown was in Austin. All right now [Speaker 3] Each host gets to pick is there to discuss the odd of the year the most disgraceful Moment-person company or trend disgracey ad of the year Disgrace. Yeah, he was the best guy around. What about the people he murdered? What's murder? [Speaker 30] You can act like a man He's just killed a little man. He insults them a little bit [Speaker 31] Here he was in the toilet water [Speaker 32] Disgratting I had to suffocate you little it's a disgrace Disgrace. Yeah [Speaker 3] All right. Disgrace.com Tony whenever you're ready you can give us yours, but freeberg who's your disgrace? Yeah, the crackdown on speech in Europe [Speaker 10] 3000 plus arrests in the UK for malicious communication mostly fines but also in carcerations including recently calling a convicted rapist a pig landed someone in jail 84,000 politically motivated communications crimes in Germany Defined hate crimes based on speech in France across Europe This has become a major issue again. I'll reflect on Gavin use some vetoing sp771 in this state But we were very close and I think it's very important that we pay attention to it Saxe. That's a really good one. Good one [Speaker 33] Well, I would agree with that one, but the one I meant I would choose is that at Stanford [Speaker 2] They said that if you're disabled you get more time on tests and you can kind of be unproctored and kind of Right, so now 50% of students at Stanford say they're disabled And you had a case to make yourself and you never pulled the icebergers card. I never pulled that card But anyway, but no, this is all part of a piece with Grades basically there's no grades anymore and everyone's sort of clean-fied civil in order to get special advantages Disgrace the odd [Speaker 3] Disgrace the odd my Disgrace the odd was very good was socialism in New York my hometown Absolutely disgraceful and the actual true New Yorkers didn't vote for it But the people who've been there for under 10 years did overwhelmingly Disgrace the odd for me Tony who should discuss the odd for 20 25 [Speaker 5] I'd have to say the people that just cheered that people won't be leaving California next year and this crowd is the disgracey odd Yeah, you guys realize there's other places, right? I was guilty of it too. I lived in LA happily for almost 20 years I loved it and now I really never thought I would move to another place and as a touring comedian You know you go visit places And you would go back to LA that was just the headquarters. It took so much chaos for me to even try to go to another place and fall in love with it, but When you do try other places you find that it's better than this and it's definitely better than this Because LA is better than this and this is just the worst and the world and by the way The world is laughing at you and some of you are doing but you're clearly not the ones making the money off the app That shows you where the shit on the sidewalks is in this hot fucking dump that you call home So anyway, you're the discratia [Speaker 15] I'm a real wrestling fan, I'll do a heel turn [Speaker 4] Wait a minute wait a minute when the audience you had that you they loved you for 90 minutes [Speaker 10] You're doing so well you can help yourself burning it down. I'll tell you that was not only a heel turn [Speaker 2] It was a low blow it was a church shot over the head of the entire audience and what's perfect is that I [Speaker 5] Half of them now won't bother me at the after party That's a win-win right there [Speaker 3] Okay, all right listen This has been absolutely Amazing let's give it up for the one the only Tony Henschler Unbelievable [Speaker 10] Let me just thank Tony. Thank you for what you do People don't have to agree with your speech. I feel it's really important that comedians Act as the flag bearers To keep freedom of speech alive for all the the jokes we can make about the things you say and the way you offend people I think that pushing the limits is so important And for that I appreciate what you do and love your work. Yeah Honestly, I think this is like the most fun [Speaker 2] Chris's party we've had ever ever and probably the most fun event we ever had is because of Tony here. Yeah, thank you about it Thank you [Speaker 5] I'm just kidding audience. You're not really that much of a discratio. It was a joke It's always a lot getting it back. They were with you until that [Speaker 33] These these nerds are used to they're having flashbacks to getting bullied back in the day [Speaker 34] You just you just stuff them all in the locker. Yes, absolutely [Speaker 3] We'll see you next time. We really appreciate all of you coming out tonight. Yeah [Speaker 2] Honestly I didn't know what to expect from this and honestly this is the most fun we've ever had during an event. Thank you to all of you [Unknown Speaker] You , you