All Cobbs Are Bussin’

(upbeat music) - Is it weird that my sunglasses are on my head? - No, you look like you got places to go. - This is like my first real pair of sunglasses, by the way. - What are they? - Right bands. I don't know if they've heard of it. It's like a little bit teak. - It can be so nice to start off with a classic, like a ray band. - Yeah. - Because I don't really wear them sunglasses, but I thought maybe if I get a nice pair, I'll wear them. - Well, I really like supporting small creators. - I do too. - It's one of my favorite things. And Mr. Bann, well done on your frames, bro. - Hey, sometimes just like the classics are the way to go. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Are we recording a podcast right now? - I think so, Jim. - Does it appear that way? - It does. - Like right now it's going and we're recording a podcast. - Yep. - And this is the one that everyone's been talking about, right? - Mm-hmm. - Broken Connor makeup. - Broken. - Okay. - How are you, Brooke? - I'm good. - I'm good. - Campy and how are you? - I'm okay. I'm good. I had probably like the worst breakfast I've ever had in my life today and so it's sitting very strangely. - Would you have? - Well, I went over to this cafe that's near my house. And it's a lovely-- - Classic. - Yes. It's a lovely spot. It looks like just, I send you a Snapchat every time I go. 'Cause it's just like this hallmark vibe. And everyone in there-- - You never sent me a Snapchat of that. - Oh, but I have-- - Is it the one that I've been to that's right across from you? - No. - Okay. - It's like so hard for me not to ST this place. Pock. - Yeah. - But it is essentially very crappy. - Okay. - But it has everything you would need. Eggs, bacon, grits, sausage. Everybody says sausage keep it going. And so I go and this morning, I keep giving it a shot. It's a great place to go have coffee. - Yeah. - It's like the most sin-filled way possible. Go, you can order coffee after coffee after coffee. They will not kick you out. - That's so nice. - It's such great. They have outlets. - So I mean, the place sounds like a winner. - Yeah. It's a winner. The thing is that's really funny is like everyone else sits in there is 80, 90 years old. And I think it might be like a one-stop shop for like a retirement home because they come in and all of the staff knows the-- - Oh, the sounds like a great place. - It's great for me. That's like what I want to surround myself with. - But what was your breakfast that was so horrible? - Well, so. I ordered two eggs on a Fakasha. - That's the problem. - Yeah. So right then is when I should have said, hold up. Well, you've never ordered this. - Is it like more of a diner vibe? - Yes. Yes. - You've got to get rye, baby. - Hi, Brooke. - Or sourdough at the-- - I'll tell you something. Something at 90 and what you don't want to have is two eggs over easy on Fakasha. - Yeah, that's dense. - And let me tell you what made it worse. I skipped right over the fact that it's the eggs are sitting atop a bed of arugula, which like doesn't really mix well with like my vibe, my hot black coffee, my freshly squeezed OJ, which was drop again. And by the way, I saw them pour it. And then these two runny ass eggs that are over arugula and get this under the arugula. A bunch of shredded turkey breasts. Like, and one thing I don't want is like the mother and the daughter on Fakasha, you know? - You've been open about that. - Eggs don't belong on their mother, you know? - Can I ask you about a Cobb salad? - Oh, I'm so glad you brought up the Cobb. 'Cause I'd never considered that because in my world, in the world I live in, a hard boiled egg is almost not even related to an egg over easy or scrambled. Those are like distant, distant cousins. - Interesting, so confirming that you think it's okay to happen inside of a Cobb? - I do. - I do too. - I think the Cobb might operate in its own sort of realm. - Cobb has its own rules. - Well, now we've entered the Cobb Zone. - Yeah. Okay, sorry, I took you in another direction. Continue. - A cab, all Cobb's are bussin. - Okay. - And I'll start there. And no, I do think like a-- - I'm so stupid. - I loved it. - What's crazy is I was like, I'm gonna say this. - I know, I watched that happen. - Yeah, so I do fuck heavily with a hard boiled egg, which is like a new thing for me. - That's new. - Where I kind of draw the line is the yoke. - So like 70% of it? - I think if you get a small yoke, I think if you look out and get a smaller yoke. - That's so funny that you would consider that looking out. - You like to prefer-- - One man trashes another man's treasure. If I open and a hard boiled egg, I slice up an hard boiled egg, and it's one of those like baby yokes. I'm so damn pissed. It has to be like a solid like 6040 ratio. Brooke, me and you are going out. We're going to a restaurant. We're getting calamari and hard boiled eggs, and we're farting our asses off the rest of the day. - Farting our right home via jetpack. - We're going on a fart journey. And fart it. Brooke and Connor take a make-a-fart. - Lord. - It's set off. Anyways, so I had a breakfast that just like, it was one of those things, and then it was like, oh, I ordered it. Like I'm going to eat as much as I can, but it was really just like, it was work. I was clocked in at the cafe, trying to get this thing down. And then essentially she said, do you want a box? And I said, no, like really I don't. And she goes, well, maybe you do half order next time. And I go, I could have gotten a half order. It was a platter of turkey and egg and fakasha and arugula. - Just yeah, that would have set me sour as well. - It just kind of sucks when like the first thing you put in your body of the day is just like not correct. - I don't even think like the meal itself is like a huge problem except for the idea of like a runny egg, like running over a turkey. But my problem would just be like, if I ordered eggs and toast and that came, I'd be upset. Well, you've talked up with the fakasha. So I don't even, that's a big template, but like you fucked up. - I will take that. No, I'll take that and I will run with it and I will agree with you. Luckily it was also so expensive. - Thank God. - Yeah, the coffee was good though. What are you gonna do? - Yeah. - So someone said that she miss, I couldn't totally understand what you were saying today, but she mentioned turning over a new leaf. And I was like, I don't know you well enough for you to know if I'm doing moving forward with a new leaf today. But I don't, and then I started thinking what? - What was the context? - It was like blah, blah, blah, blah, you're turning over a new leaf, blah, blah, blah. Can I get you a box? And I was like, no box. But I don't really know what she meant by new leaf. I actually don't even totally understand that phrase. - It's time to turn over. - I was thinking about it as you were talking about it. I wonder if leaf in this circumstance is talking about like a page in a book. - So like a leaflet? - Well, leaf with another way to say page, I think. - Is it? - I don't, like I think in this circumstance, yeah. - Okay, bookworm. - No, not really 'cause I could be wrong. - Can we look up the origin of turning over a new leaf? - Wow, I just got a massive headache luckily. - Do you see that? - The idiom turning over a new leaf originates from the 16th century when the pages of a book were called leaves. - I'm right, like so rarely that when I am, it's like this full body, like tingling. It feels so good. - It metaphorically means turning to a fresh blank page to start a new, symbolizing a positive change in behavior or a fresh start in life, not a literal tree leaf. - Okay, well I was thinking flip it over, flipping over all these leaves to see if you find, like a roly-poly, turning over a new leaf. - That could work too, like you don't know what you're gonna find on the outside. - Yeah, what could be under there? Keeping an open mind and also something bad could happen when you turn over that new leaf. Sometimes it's like appreciate the leaf that you already turned over and appreciate what you got. 'Cause they pay, they pay for it. - Yeah, that like me, like that thing would be better like turning over a new rock. Like I'm gonna just like fuck around and see what happens. - Yeah. - Whereas turning over a new leaf is more like fresh blank page, turning over a new rock. Like I'm like ready to like try new things and fuck around. And like we open to the outcome. - I just got like such a headache. do you think you're going to be okay I did something that I'm thinking about I wonder if it's sympathy pains with my stomach which I've been trying not to say anything about okay I'm going to try to ignore it no I what that wasn't telling you that you should be quiet about your headache I'm just saying like my part of my nearest resolution is to not say every time I'm not I'm experiencing a physical ailment oh I like that yeah so that's the only reason that you don't know my stomach hurts yet I want to do now I do but I'll forget you know why I think my stomach hurts every morning and it's something that I'm not willing to change about myself yeah I do think there's legitimacy to like maybe it not being great that coffee by itself is the first thing you put in your system especially with the coffee mate that I use I'm doing the I'm doing hazelnut French vanilla or the pumpkin spice coffee mate every every single morning for us long as we both shall live yeah and like there's that that the first thing going into my body being like caffeine and just like a tablespoon of like pure chemical right that my stomach's gonna hurt it's like going to the county fair every morning I wouldn't go that far but like it's not good I mean I do black coffee and they say that that's not even great to be the first thing that right it makes sense to me today I wish I was on struggle bus city USA population one this is my stop I'm getting off actually I'm staying on because I'm still on the struggle bus could not wake my ass up Connor me neither it's something about January 14th January I grew up always dreading February and feel like February was the worst month I am starting to change my tune a little bit I think January's pretty damn bad we we're doing like an empty foodie boys thing but I do feel exactly what you mean and I'm gonna I'm gonna voice that I'm gonna voice that I think January's bad which is like the most like universal opinion I do see what you mean I see what you mean not only that I'm gonna echo it yeah ten toes down with my chest I'm gonna echo January's F top um February silent but deadly it's like sneaking up upon us so quietly but it's gonna smack us in the ass it's the same way that I like everyone's like oh Mondays Tuesday suck Mondays are Mondays we villainize Mondays so much and then they happen and they're over and it's like oh and Tuesdays come around it's like the worst in the same way that Thursdays are the best yes yes Tuesdays are like these silent killers and they're just like Tuesdays are dreadful dreadful because they give you that false hope of like okay you made it to Tuesday but like guess what look how much further you have to go Brooke do you want to get chills do I think about a work day and it's 3 30 p.m. on a Tuesday I feel like 2 30 would be a lot worse oh my god my headache came back when I said 3 30 p.m. on a 2 there's just no point to it being 3 30 on you know what doesn't resonate with me 3 30 is always dismissal time hmm you know the worst time was hmm like 11 something that's almost lunch lunch wasn't like a break oh for you for me yeah it was almost like the worst part I had one day it was like 442 and I was like I wonder if I hold my breath as long as I can till I pass out and I'll wake up and it'll be after 5 I had the thought I was like what if I pass out and it'll be tomorrow that's so funny Connor because I just started writing again and I wrote a line about that like pretty much verbatim what if I hold my breath about like holding your breath and like passing out and like waking up when things are a little bit better love that yeah oh I love that oh and I yeah yeah I do too congrats on getting back into the books I wouldn't even call it that anyone that always asking like how do you write a book baby I don't know you do know however I'd used to you know what like it's not the same thing twice I just saw the coolest thing what it was an image and it was essentially like the snowball effect and it was kind of like even if you're doing small little things like you've started writing maybe you don't like whatever it doesn't feel like much but little things they build upon themselves and then also true yeah and it can also happen backwards too so like every day that you don't do something like it builds momentum backwards which is also scary so think anything that you do moving yourself progressing yourself forward it insists upon itself and it builds upon itself which is cool that's true and that's I know I just said I don't know how to write a book which I don't that Jen Jen right now but that is like how you do it once I remember how to do it it's like I think this is how I wrote Phoebe you just write a bunch of like literal shit like you literally like brain dump like it doesn't even have to be English like very small like building block like poo poo poo poo poo poo poo but like you're putting something on the paper yeah okay sure then you go back and you at least make it like okay these are ideas that I once had like let's make them complete sentences okay that's step two and then step three is like okay these are complete sentences but they're like not well written so then you make them well written that's step three and then you go back again and then step four is like making them funny and like have personality that is so interesting so it's like a four-step process if I remember incorrectly but right now I'm just doing poo poo poo poo poo poop brain dump yeah so funny I think people must have different styles because I told you recently when I write like stand up when I write a joke I see the joke as a shape oh so you have um I have what's in the Arabia has yes synesthesia yeah in so many words you have but like I see the synesthesia I see the structure of a joke and it's like there's layers and they're like that must mean that's what you're born to be doing yeah right hopefully you wouldn't see that if your DNI didn't have those capabilities I truly think what I was born to do was like soak in a hot tub with like a bowl of ice cream I know that you and I know that you're falling not I think you're falling closely behind me yeah I got I got my year ago today snapchat when I sent you that snapchat where I had had um it was in the same evening that these two things happened one I'm eating my my cookies and cream ice cream and I was like whoa Nelly big Oreo come in it was that when you were like I made my own ice cream and then I thought you just turned it this is where it's close but I I was working I have the whole paint on the couch it's just like such a such an interesting route to take but I I'm like whoa that's a big Oreo big one like oh I'm reeling it in I'm I'm shipping away like the miners used to at this Oreo I'm like oh good good good good good I was I was fully digging through the bottom of the carton I was hitting the bottom and I thought I was hitting this like oh I remember that gold I'm working it I'm working at this Oreo for for minutes and then I'm like oh my god feels like a metaphor for something big brook let's think about that I don't I know if I have the capacity yeah I don't I don't really there maybe someone else could maybe in the bonus we can really like hone that in yeah like we could unpack it but that is like that means something be it a little filly stop working so hard because all you're doing is puncturing the bottom of an ice cream carton just chill maybe this thing that you're working so hard for like you weren't meant to have another Oreo just relax yeah maybe just like take a step back acknowledge the space that you're in instead of yearning for something that technically doesn't exist you know oh I love that that's great can I ask you a personal question wait can I really quickly say the other thing that happened me that night sure I was watching TV in like 11 minutes into the show I realized it was in Spanish this oh yeah I was about to say this has happened you before that was that same evening okay got it okay oh wait I was like how are people doing that thing on Instagram it's like 2016 posts and they're reposting them I don't know what you mean every is it like just are you seeing this is he everybody's posting just like their photos from 2016 yeah I know that but like what do you mean they're just posting photos or do you they're just posting no how was everybody having like no they're not I feel like it was like something that like came up in Instagram like do you want to post your photos from 2016 oh no because everyone's doing it so why is every single person doing it no why why would everyone just be going out of their way to get photos from 2016 I think it's like a fun thing that everyone's oh I thought it was just like an option that Instagram was like do you want this like an Instagram wrapped of sorts no I think that everyone's going to their face books and stuff are you serious yeah is he is that the truth I think so oh I thought I was like looking all over for this 2016 but I love that people are yearning for 2016 and like it wasn't two years ago. - Is that, oh, are there people doing it? 'Cause it's the 10-year anniversary of 2016. - Mm-hmm. - I think it was kind of like a Tumblr vibe. Everyone was like, oh my gosh, look at my, look, I'm in a sorority in 2016. Look at my hair. - I'm gonna start using Tumblr again. Like, this is a joke. Why would not? - I don't think that the site is operating. - Yes it is. - Oh, is it? - Oh, my Tumblr's still up and running. - Wow. - I think. - That's pretty neat. - Let me see. - Oh, those were the days. - Those were the days. - Things used to be so simple to get a note. I'm sure that was just a rush. - Yeah, it's still up. Wow, this is a moment in time. We've got, let's get off the bat. Matthew Gregubler. - Evan Peters, graffiti. - Wow. - Overall, there's got to be some denim on that page. - These pants are so ugly. And then it screamed out from Yickeak. A bookshelf, a lot of friends. Sushi, a lot of sushi. A bra made out of lettuce. I thought I was being so funny, probably. - No, you're being random. - Yeah, I was being so random. - Do you think that, could you see a world where being random comes back into the zeitgeist? - We've tried it a few times between the two of us. And it hasn't come back. - What do you mean you and I have tried being random? - We've tried just to be like that so random. - Yeah, we've said it, but it was facetious. It wasn't like. - No, we were being serious. Like we were trying to bring it back. - We were earnestly being with them. - Yes, 100%. - No, random is like I, Carly, like. - No, Connor, we've probably even had an episode called that's a random featuring Sunny with a chance. - Is he, we didn't have a question. - I'm not saying that we've had an episode called it, but we definitely have spoken about it, heavily. - How about the randomness of. - Random. We've tried bringing random back. I promise, it didn't work. - Random is like, oh my gosh. Random, I'm trying to think of like, like pulling a chick, pulling a rubber chicken out of my pants right now, and not acknowledging it, like that's random. - Yeah, but that's not necessarily what random was in 2016. - Do you think that comedy itself has further developed and like has had like an evolution to where like, if I pulled a chicken out of my pants, you'd be like, it actually would be so unfunny that it wouldn't even be worth acknowledging. You know what I mean? You know, I think that there's a thing is being so unfunny that it's funny. - Sure. - Which is maybe what this podcast is. And what made it so far. - We are having a little bit of like a rebirth. I don't know what happened recently, but I'm having a lot of people be like, oh, I listened to a little bit of an episode. - Like past times, like I used to listen to you. - I did actually see someone today that was like, I haven't watched in ages, but I used to love this show. I'm like, use to love this show. - Yeah. - We're only not to totally have a use to love this show. - What? - We've been around long enough for that to be like a thing. I used to watch that. - It's been four years. - Don't say that. - It has because our like, Broken Connor one year, we took a picture with that cake next to the dumpster for some reason. - Yeah. - Like we have any place in the world - And that was three years ago. - We walked out to the parking lots to buy the dumpster and post. This is the best we can do. - Like we chose that. - Yeah. - That was a random. - That was random. That was random. - That was random. - That was the extremely random. - Touch my button by me pizza. - Is that random? - No, I don't think so. I think that's like the live laugh love of quotes for Tumblr era. - Oh, I haven't seen that. - Finger mustache. - Oh, the finger mustache. - An American flag tank. - Yeah. Big frame glasses with like a Mickey Mouse smoking a blunt feature. - Yeah, I get that. Wait, I still want to ask you a personal question. - Oh, go ahead, please. - Oh, we're the golden globes. - Never in my life have I had a more fabulous evening. - I didn't know where that was going to go. That's amazing. - I have no notes. It was the coolest thing I've ever done. It was just like everybody. - But you were really just there as like talent. - Yeah. - Wow, that's so. - It was, I mean, it was pinch me moment and it truly was, it was like legit. Guys, it was like legit. - Can you give us like the seven top highlights? - I mean, the carpet was amazing. The room was amazing. It was bizarre just seeing the level of celebrity that was in like on the carpet. - And who did you see that you were like holy shit? Like that's a person in the flesh right now. - Well, we, so like we didn't sit in the bedroom. - You say we are, are you talking about you and Dylan? - Dylan and I, yeah. - Dylan and I, excuse me. - Yeah, we hung out. I was kind of like, I don't, I'm alone. And I was like, I don't want to do any of this alone. Like we used, like, can you stay 'cause we were gonna go to. - I wanted to, what? - Sorry. - I can't hear you. - I just said carry me. - He could carry me. - I know that's why I said carry me. - Yeah, and then we, afterwards we went to Nikki Glazers. - I don't want to get there yet. I want to talk about being in the room with the Golden Globes. - Well, the Golden, I mean, it was amazing. So basically like we're in this room with all of, the room that the actual Golden Globes take place in the awards ceremony is very small. - Okay. - There's no room to put. - You'd never know. - Someone of my stature. And so it's, I mean, it's like my Lisa Iris, the heated rivalry boys. Like, - Who, by the way, did you lay eyes on them at all? - I saw them from a distance. - Oh my God, what was it like? - I want to tell you something in a second, 'cause I gotta get to Nikki's party. - We're still at the Globes. - Nothing really happened. Well, essentially, we're in this room. - You saw the boys from across the room. - Yeah, but I wasn't in the same room as him. I didn't, I didn't see them at the actual glow. - Please, oh, you saw them at the after party. - Yes. - Okay, that's my understanding. - So let's go to the after party. - Let's go to the after party. - Well, we watched basically the Globes live in real time from like 50 feet away and in like the room next door to the actual gloves. - Okay. - And it was a fabulous event. They put on a great thing. But it was basically everyone's teams were in there. And then like Dylan and I. But it was really cool. I talked to, I don't know if I can say, Jonathan Bailey's manager. - What did you say? - Well, he came up to me and my friend Ollie. - And what did he say? - He goes, "Are you two actors?" And I was like, "No, I'm want to. It'd be nice to be. Hell, I'd do a lot to get a call back." And he said, "You really look like it blah blah blah." And then we're talking about TikTok. And he's like, "Oh, Johnny always keeps sending me TikToks." - I love the way people call him Johnny. - And he proceeds to pull up Johnny's text. And I had to, we had to set up his TikTok for him. So you could watch the TikToks that Johnny sends. And I was like, I would like to chat further. - My eyes are welling up. - I know, it was really cool. - Oh yeah, let me just help you set up TikTok so that we can watch the TikToks that Johnny sends you on your personal advice. So you're holding in your hand with Johnny's phone number. Him texting you, you looking at that. What was his name in his phone, was it John? - I didn't look. I was about to say like it was, I was so overwhelmed via you, via Osmosis, like how much do you-- - I'm actually wiping tears. - How much you care about John at the Bailey? And I'm here talking to someone that has this, like his close friend, a comrade? - Yeah. No, I've spoken with people that like work with him before and whenever they're like, just Johnny, like I have to like stifle, like it's crazy to hear. I love the guy. - Yeah. - More than life itself. - And yeah. - Thank you for even feeling that a little bit in your body. - Of course. - Yeah, and then we basically-- - Yeah, and then we basically-- - That's all I can say. - We had supper and-- - He was there. - What? - He was there. - I know. I know that's why his team was there. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - And then we just had supper and we went to the after party. The after party was just-- - Almost for supper. - Like a brazed beef. And I had a, I had, it was basically small bites, but I did eat like six or seven of these. - Was it good? - The beef was amazing. The grilled cheese was nothing to write home about. And then like there was like snacks. I didn't, we didn't get the no-boo from that, that was being served inside. - I didn't know that was an option. - Yes. Mr. Matsuhisa was actually physically there serving everyone in the room, which is cool. - And then we went to the after party. It was just like amazing. And I sent you a picture with me and Milo, Hang out a little bit. I am so proud of him. - He's just such salt of the earth, man. - I mean, that's my Flynn. - That's crazy, like obviously like he's been in the talks for that for a while, but like the fact that we were talking about that was in the bonus last episode. - No, I think it was in the main, we were talking about him being up for Flynn. And then that day it was announced that he's Flynn. He's so funny, so we're talking, obviously like I'm doing that thing where I'm just like, I'm talking to him, but I'm looking around. I'm constantly heads on a swivel 'cause I want to like look at everybody. And he keeps mentioning, I'm working on a movie, I'm working on a movie and I like never connected that. I mean, he's talking about Tangled, like the movie that he's working on. I was like, that is so cool. He's just like the best that he is. - I would have been so glad. - It's so casual, the conversations that he has. I saw Brittany, Brittany was there. I got to fix my relationship with Seth Rogan, which was nice. - Oh, did you? - Yes. - How did that go? - Well, Milo was like, oh my gosh, I really want to talk to him. I was like, let's go. It's like a pretty casual thing. And they're chatting and I was like, yeah, he caught her. Like, blah, blah, he's like, oh, like, we start chatting. - He also remembered you. - He did not thank God. I think it was so, that moment was so fleeting and horrible that like, I'm sure he's blacked it out too. But this was a lovely interaction, great time, very casual. It was cool. It was just like, it was like very, it was like, it was like a great time. Like for the first time ever, I was like, and I know a lot of people, like I chatted with Lisa Ann Walter for a little bit 'cause we had that, we had a show together, Lisa Ann, and I a long time ago, and I really, it's one of those that I bombed it stuck with me. And like, it was one of those where I had a second show right after the show that I did at the Hollywood improv. And it was Hollywood. And I did the show and she was up next and I walked off and I was just like bummed. And she goes, baby, you killed that and gave me a hug. And I was like, oh my gosh, it's so nice that Lisa Ann Walter is lying to me right now. Like, that's actually so Chessie of her, you know? - Yeah. - And I saw her at the party and I was like, I, you probably don't remember, but like, you were so nice to me, you were the reason I didn't crash my car into the ditch after that show. And she was just like, gave me so much comedy advice. - What an amazing woman. - She's so awesome, I meant, she was with Janelle James, they were like hanging out, but it was so cool. I have more than I want to say in the bonus, I'm just gonna hold off on it. - Wait, so, sorry, you did see the boys? Get this, I turn and I see Hudson and then I blink and he's gone. 'Cause he had gone, there was a second party, I think it's Chateau Marmont. And that's like where the, it's where the big dog was went. - That's a big one. - Yeah, but I mean, this, this, this Nikki Glazer's party was it. Like, that was the one to be at. - And you were there? - It's fabulous. - Wow, you didn't see Connor. - I did not. - I saw him from a distance leaving like exiting the globes. 'Cause we were going the other way. But no, I didn't see him at the party, but Hudson was there. - Wow. It's crazy to think like you just like, had such an amazing casual night and like I would have been in the hospital 16 times over. - That's what I was gonna say. - Big dog for everything you experienced. - That's what I was gonna say is like, this is like, I'm turning over a new rock right now. Like, I was, I had no feeling like I need to go grab somber and get a photo with somber because it's like, I'll see somber again, you know? - I will see somber again. Someone's awfully confident that they'll, they'll see somber again. - Well, that's my new mindset. It's like, I'm not gonna, there's no reason to rush. I'll, I'll see him at dinner. - Good for you, good for you. - Yeah. - That sounds amazing. - And I don't, I, I hope that by talking about this on this podcast, it's like fun insight and not like, oh, he is spilling things that like, he's not getting invited into another room like that. But I think that this is light and fine. - Oh, I don't think you spilled anything inappropriate. But that sounds awesome. - It was just lovely. - I will say, I was watching the globes on the TV with a, you know, group of friends. And like, about the halfway point, I got a notification on my phone, Fibial attacked me in a story, and I was so convinced. I had, Connor, I got an immediate like diarrhea pit. - Oh, no, no. - I was like, like, he, like how much better was the surprise when you opened your phone? - I was like, he is with the heated rivalry voice right now and I'm not opening this. Like, I, like, I need time. And then everyone was like, no, broke, open it. And it was that, it was this picture of Dylan reading Phoebe, which Connor, that was the most special image. - I mean. - You know, like how people put blurbs on the front of books, like author quotes that are like, oh, brilliant, fascinating, like a page turner. I want this. Like on the cover. - Just a picture. - And that's the blurb. Like, that's what's selling the book. - You need to get this young man and audio book stat. - I know, I told him I would just record the whole thing in my voice memos. (laughs) - Oh my god. - But I'm shocked at how late the whole audio book process is done. Like, we have not even spoken about that for Phoebe. - Yeah, that's interesting. I feel like it should be done pretty much right to the book's done. - I feel like it should be done. - But I don't know, I guess it only takes like a few days. - Yeah. I've done one audio book for you. - Yeah. - It, it took two days. - Oh, and you didn't have, like, you were a chapter in that? - No, I was like, I was like the-- - Oh, you were the MC, you were the MMC. - What's MMC? - Me on main character. - Yeah, I was, I was an MMC. - Oh, that's amazing. - Yeah, it was fun. I couldn't do an audio book 'cause I would get on my phone. So that's not gonna work for me. I need to actually physically. - So at the globes, have you seen all the movies that were like nominated or like any of them? - Oh, Connor! - Wait, I'm so slacking on my hope of Nietzsche notes to myself. I saw Marty Supreme. - Yes, yay! Let's talk about it. - Yeah. - Oh, give me your thoughts, I wanna hear it. - I was not, I was not expecting that. - Right. - I mean, not one second, did I know where that was going? As you said. - Should we, right now, should we just warn people, let's have a real conversation about it and let's say skip to here if you don't. - Okay. - Spoiler alerts, probably coming up about Marty Supreme. If you're gonna watch it, fast forward probably two minutes. Go, hit me with one really big dog. - I mean, I think I loved it. But I-- - For me? - I don't know. - I think it requires a rewatch. I'm being serious, like I wasn't expecting any of it so much that like it was catching, it didn't let up at all. So I didn't get a second to breathe. Which is like, I couldn't digest any of these like major, major, major chapters in this movie. And one big note I have, actually I have so many thoughts. One big note I have is that like the fact that Marty, Supreme, he had no repercussions for any of his actions and he adjacently killed about 11 people. Like right now, in today's day and age, if you are advised to not get in the hot tub, or in the bathtub in the room that you rented, and it falls through and lands on an old man's arm. - I did not like that, that's what I was saying. - And his dog, I did not like that. - You're gonna be in a lawsuit if not jail for 10 years minimum. - There should be, before every film, let me know if there's gonna be any like possible like animal cruelty or like animal getting hurt. Let me know at the beginning of the film. - Yeah, the dog, there was no closure about the dog and that bugged me too. - No. - But I did like where it went. - I think, how about Timothy Chalme, just like-- - Oscar, I really didn't know that. - Gainerational talent, we are-- - I don't have a bad word to say about that guy. - No. - I don't. - I really don't have anything. He's phenomenal. - He is. - He's a once in an E on actor. - He is, and he knows it. - As he should. - I know he knows it. - As he should. - He is just just incredible. - He's so punchy when he wants to be. - He's pretty funny. He's just run of the mill theater kid, and now he's made it big, and he's wearing chrome hearts. And that's like-- - As he should, as this is right. - Seeing him and Gwyneth Paltrow, intimately. Blue, my-- - It felt right. - No, it didn't not feel right to me, but I was just like shook out off guard. I go, oh, when she comes in and takes off her blues, her blouse-- - Oh, yeah. - I said, oh, wow, we're doing-- - That's me, I was like, yeah. - Come out. - He was risen her up. And then I want you to keep in mind, I watch this movie alone in the theater, like I'm sitting alone, and there were two couples next to me, and I brought in a burrito, which like, that's a mistake, but I was out of time, and I was so hungry. And so I'm eating a burrito, like kind of loudly, it's foil. And there's two couples on both sides of me, and I keep going, hmm, when the bathtub fell, I go, oh. - I hated that. - I really hated that. - Yeah, anyways, I really like, what is your takeaway at the end of the movie? - I saw it up. I guess my takeaway is this-- Guy is like doing everything he can to like get away from home and like chase his like quote unquote purpose. But he didn't even have gone very far. It was right there the whole time. Brooke, he was digging for an Oreo that was never there. Oh my God, yeah, you could say that again. He was busting through the bottom of the carton to his demise. Yeah. So you see at the end of the movie, you realize he's now gotten everything he ever wanted. But then he sees his baby boy or girl. I don't know boy boy. And he says none of that matters. It pales in comparison to my son. He's such a good actor because I felt all of that in my own body. I love that every time he's written into a movie, the last like minute of the movie is a close up of him sobbing. As it should be because that's the thing that makes a good actor like I got everything that he was telling me 10 fold. Yeah, I agree. I thought it was I was talking to Anna Cetare the other day, actually about Marty's Supreme. And she said that and I didn't realize that I was also feeling this way, but she said that it was a little upsetting for her to watch Marty's Supreme go to, was he in China? No, Tokyo. That was in Japan, I didn't. Oh, yeah, it was Tokyo. Go to Tokyo and defeat this like national hero. That means really upset because the guy was salty the earth. He was so kind. He was, but it's weird because like you're all you're rooting for Marty and you're not at the same time. I have it. I have something else. I just realized you've got it. You're here. What, yeah. I truly feel like he was the most antagonist that character in the whole movie, even though he's the main character. I like, I was not rooting for him ever. Oh, really? I think that's what makes him so good is like he's so awful, but like you are kind of rooting for him at the same time. He was so unlikable. Yeah, but also like I love the guy. And then Odessa, she was fabulous. I mean, she's so fucking good. And what, what, one of the crazier twists is when he wipes or he smudges her makeup of her black eye. I know, I love that. That was something that like completely didn't need to be included in the movie, but changed everything for me. I also, that was just like what, you want this guy so badly? Like why? I love it though. She just wanted to be loved so badly. It kind of like broke me. I think that's so like, they was just very relatable. That is sad actually. Yeah. I just like like neither her husband or Marty treat her well. Yeah, I'm just thinking about how he busted that guy to pulp with that trophy. And the guy didn't even do anything like. Oh, I was shocked that he lived through that. I know that's like brain hemorrhage. Oh, I'm having a hot flash. It was really gory in a way that I wasn't expecting. But I think I really liked it. But I agree with Anna Sitar, like the him beating the Japanese champion made me really upset. No, that was upsetting. But that's like, maybe in this business. Such bad sports him throwing the hurling the trash can when he lost in the beginning. And then at the end of the one Hey man, great game, I love you so much. You're an amazing player. He was a bad sport. Oh, yeah, that was hard for me. I'm embarrassed to say that I still haven't seen one battle after another. And that one like so many words. I need to see that. What are the other big ones being nominated? Sinners. I haven't seen sinners. Bagonia. I don't want to see that. What else? There was a bunch. And then I completely like, obviously the heated rivalry guys are there. But like I forgot TV is included in the golden gloves. I forgot you can win a gold and go for TV. Player best one. I haven't seen that. All the things. I don't think I've seen anything for like this year. Look, I've seen a lot of things for the next, the only nominated next year, I think. And by that, I just mean like heated rivalry mate. Can heated rivalry be nominated for a globe? I know it can't be nominated for an Emmy. Okay. I haven't seen anything for the upcoming year either. Oh, how about all her fault? Oh, deserved that'll be nominated. That was nominated. Oh, so forget everything I've said in the past one minute. It was nominated. I love all her fault. I don't think she won. Oh, yeah. My little baby Milo on the carpet. Yes. Duke McLeod. Sarah Snoke. Like if she's at like when Sarah Snoke is nominated, like she should be winning. No, she didn't. She didn't win. I know. I don't know the young woman that she lost to. I'd never heard of her, but I'm a little bit out of the loop with that. I am too. Oh, guess who I met. Who? Jason Isaacs. Jason Isaacs. He's Jason Harry Potter. He's Jason Isaacs. Jason Isaacs. Jason Isaacs. Yeah. Wow. Would you two get in? I just went up and said hi. And he said hi. Oh, amazing. You're so friendly. Yeah, he was at his family. I was like, I'm sorry. I just want to say hi. I'm a big fan. And he said, oh, thanks. Hi. We shook hands. Then I walked away. Um, he's 62. He looks so good. Wow. I think you can look a lot of different ways. 62 can look several different ways. Yeah. If I know one thing. White Lotus was nominated, right? Yeah. I don't know about that. What do you mean? White Lotus is always going to be nominated. Really? I would. Yeah. It's white. I guess the acting, the acting is pretty phenomenal. And like the white Lotus of it all. What about that? What do you mean? It's like every single human with a TV is tuning in. And like the white film is incredible. We need more of that. I know. Like that's the community that I need. It's like murder mystery. What? He did rivalry. Oh, you're on a nickname basis with. He did rivalry. Absolutely. I am. Absolutely. I am. Um, no, we need like, there was a time when it was like euphoria, white Lotus, uh, nine perfect strangers. Like all of these things were out at once. And I was just like in Paradis, you know, the new season of euphoria. But I am going to watch, uh, I don't even know if I will. They're in such interesting places like thinking about like Jacob, a lordy and Cindy Sweeney even being in the same set together right now. Like I just like, it's hard for me to wrap my piece eyes brain around. Uh huh. Honestly, it's crazy how many of them blew up like I don't even, I can't even pictures and day going back and doing you for what's in day is I say Coleman cool. I did not know that. It's a day of Coleman. Yeah. But she's just a one name wonder like share. Yeah. What a share's last name with me. Oh. Oh, she's Armenian, right? She's dating like a 21 year old God bless. As she should. I think Octavia Spencer someone commented on her post and said make him sign a prenup. Share will. I don't know shares shares a lover, not a fighter. I know. I feel she's a smart woman. She's a smart woman. She's a rich man. Can I review the other topics that I have in my hobo? Yeah, I have some too. Okay. So far, we did Marty Supreme, Connor at the Globes, Colleen Hoover, listen to this. You might find this interesting. Um, you know, Colleen Hoover, you're familiar with everything that happened with it ends with us. Yes. Okay. Before all that, Colleen really was releasing like 55 new books a year. Yeah. And then she went on like a pretty severe hiatus. Like she was already getting hate just for like people were like really, are really critical of her writing. So she was already like getting hate and then with the, it ends with us thing. She just like has not been like in the public for like years, okay? But she just very quietly released another book for the first time in a very long time. Um, it's called Woman Down. And let me read you the synopsis. Woman down. Can you read you the synopsis? Um, in this twisty throat, Willa, in this twisty, willa from New York Times best seller author, author Colleen Hoover, a frustrated author looks for her muse in a remote hideaway. But when she, but what she finds defies all expectations, that's a thing in reality. Wait. Yes. She looks for her muse in a highway. What do you mean in a highway? Highway. Oh, in a high way. Like she goes away to write. Okay. Okay. And I think it good reason off seas are hard, but okay, her words used to set the page on fire. But a viral backlash over her latest film adaptation forced Petra Rose to take a high resulting in misdeed lines and an overdue mortgage. Branded is a fraud and fame-hungry opportunist, she learned the hard way that what happens when the internet turns on you. Wait, is this fucking play about her? Isn't that crazy? Whoa, this is like very Taylor Swift of her. Branded a fraud and fame-hungry opportunist, she learned the hard way what happens when the internet turns on you and she's been uninspired to write ever since. Now with her next dispensed novel outline and savings nearly gone, she retreats to a secluded lakeside cabin, hoping to find inspiration. And her last ditch attempt to save her career and herself blah, blah, blah, blah. But isn't that kind of crazy? And like no one's talking about this. And it came out last night. Very quietly. Obviously like she's getting inspiration from her real life. As all authors, as we all do. But I'm just like surprised no one's talking about this. Wow. That's one way to do it. Listen, I'm excited to read it. Yeah, you'll have to keep me updated on that. I feel like I have not read a calling book in like the past like five years or so. And I have never read one through a more like critical lens. So I'm really excited to read it and be like, is this hate warranted? Or is it just like people bandwagoning? So I'm excited. I think it's probably both a combo. I don't know. I'm excited. I'm genuinely very excited to read it and let you know. Yeah, let me know. But I have some hate that I want to spew. Oh, please do. Okay, I'm about to spew. The people we meet on vacation was the worst movie I've acting in my life. Stop it. Stop it. I told you this. It was something to be seen through the female lens. You are a fraud. No, I'm not a fraud. I'm not a fraud. That was the most insufferable movie. I said you wouldn't like it. No, don't say that. No, I mean, they were, they were screwed over from the start. The way that they wrote in Emily Bander into that movie, like she should really, truly file a lawsuit. No, that is the character in the book. Like, it's very much one of those like quirky Zoe De Chanel. Like, I just spilled my burrito everywhere. It was over the top. Like, I'm so crazy. You can't take me anywhere. That is, that is the character. That's what we're working with. That was the holy mother of Pearl. Which is why for me, like, for better or for worse. Like, I am, I was in it for for Alex, Tom Blitz character. You know, like, that's why. Yeah. Which I thought he was great. It definitely was pretty different from the book, which I think I said. Yeah. Wow. And I think a lot of like people we meet on vacation purists, like who love the book or like not. Thrills, but it's hard. It's really hard. Like, it's a pretty long book for a romcom. Like, you have to make a lot of changes to make that work as a movie. Well, they didn't figure it out. So that's mean. They should hear that. That's something that should be heard. We're not messing around with romcoms in the year of our Lord. Okay. We are grown adults. Why are we pumping out? Take a little bit of time. Get some peer reviews. I don't think I liked it for what it was. I mean, it just had so much potential. I love the concept. I really-- A little bit of an Hermit Sally, but reversed. Yeah. And I really think that they almost had something. And it was just like, really poorly executed. Sadly. Yeah. I watched the whole thing. I will say, you know, I get premiere blinders. Yes. So I'm looking forward to seeing it again. Because this happened to me twice before pretty severely. When I saw it, Ed's with us. And when I saw a family affair, I came on this podcast. They said those movies were fabulous. Right. Then I watched them again, not at the premiere. And I said, this is what I had seen before. Yeah. So I'm excited to watch it again. But I mean, I'm also not a critic at the end of the day. Like, I liked most things. I don't like most things. And I'm okay with that. Because when I like something, like a Marty Supreme, it really wows me. Yeah. And I have a lot to say about the writing, the way it's filmed, the casting, everything. I see. I think it's like, even with the housemaid, like, people were mad at me for liking that. Why? Because they were like, it was bad. And I'm like, yeah, it's not supposed to be good. I'm entertained. That's all I'm asking for. That's really all I'm asking for. Sure. And most, I'm a lot more critical with books, but like with the movie, entertain me. And I'm thinking you, but I understand people we meet on vacation was not for everyone. What I am so interested in is that Emily Henry, who I like, I think I adore, she really loved it. And I think that's so interesting because it was very different from the book. And so I don't know, like, if I would be able to, even if the moot, like I'll say Phoebe was adapted and it was so different from the book, even if it was good, I think I'd still be a little butt hurt. Like, why did, why did you change so much? Yeah, I get that. You know? Yeah. So it's all, it's all, it's very interesting case study to watch. Sure. No, I get that. Yeah. Anyway, I have to watch it again, but I really like was loving Tom Blitz character and Tom Blitz as an entity. And I had, I'm being very good on Instagram. Like I was wanting to scream about him from the rooftops, like pretty loudly. But for whatever reason, like a lot of like random people that are like close with him follow me. So I've been really quiet, but please know that I'm like, I'm starting to scroll past Tom Blitz content because it's becoming too much. We got another one. I am like pretty sick in a lot of ways. One movie I'm, I'm, I'm really putting a lot of my marbles into this movie right now. And I'm like, praying it turns out okay, even though like my gut is telling me it won't. Toys toy. Toys toy. Five. Eight. Is very iPad heavy. So basically the toys are fighting to win back the attention of the child who's addicted to it's iPad. Oh, that's good. I saw paying attention after Toy Story 3. Well, there's something that is going, that kind of takes me out of the story when there's a screen in an animated movie. What are you doing on an iPad? This is Toy Story. Oh, I think it could be like a really good message. I think that it could save a generation of children if, if Disney is able to villainize. An iPad. And they're like, oh, wait, that thing's evil. Maybe it will result in less iPad. Yeah. You know, if you can, if you can convince the kids to make that decision for themselves, and it's not a parent taking away the iPad. Because then that villainizes the parent. Yeah. Um, so we'll see. The last thing I have on my agenda is just a quick grievance. Huh? I just have a quick grievance. Oh, share with us your quick grievance. And I, this has been spoken about. Look, I am not the first one to bring this grievance to the table. I am pissed. Go. Okay. And I want to speak about it. Um, my case of dea order. Why don't you put the case of dea order as as follows. Shaking case of dea. Side of guac. White rice, the corn, and sour cream. Delicious. Well done. Each part is as important to me as the last. This case of you cannot be assumed with, cannot be consumed without any of the parts. If I had to sacrifice a part, I guess it would be the rice, even though that's painful for me to say. Because then at least like I can enjoy my case of dea with all of its dressings. But like if I'm missing the corn or the guac or the sour cream, like that really limits my ability to enjoy my case of dea. Sure. Yesterday, I'm a case of dea and there was no sour cream. Okay. That's arguably like the worst thing to be missing. Okay. How do you eat a case of dea with sour cream? I don't know. I don't know without. Yeah. Did I say with? Yes. Without sour cream. I don't know. So the I go through the motions on Uber eats as I do every time something's missing. I let them know. And they're like, oh, sorry about your sour cream. Like here's the refund in two dollars back. Like did this like meet your expectations or service. And to be honest, it doesn't because I'm not going to enjoy any of my case of dea without that sour cream. You don't have sour cream in your fridge. No, I don't have anything in my fridge besides my pumpkin spice creamer. Oh, bro, you have to have some soy sauce. You have to have some sriracha. You have to have sour cream. You need to have these back. I have ketchup. I have mayo. I don't even have soy sauce. I just used leftover packets. I have like millions of those. Okay. I have the Trader Joe's sweet and sour like the orange sauce. That's been expired for a few years. But I don't have sour cream. Maybe look into it. Maybe this is like one. Maybe this is one of those like teachable moments. I do. But this happens a lot with Uber Eats where it's like, here's like a dollar back. And it's like, that's not, I'm not going to enjoy any of my meal because of the missing piece that you consider to be worth a dollar. It's worth the whole meal. It's worth a lifetime. - It's priceless. - I do think that that's a policy that should be looked into. What do you think? - Well, I, something that's been happening to me a lot recently is like when I'm traveling and I get to do a hotel room and I'll order food that arrives the same time as I do from like the airport. So I can just like grab it in the lobby and they don't have to like come up to my room. And I keep getting things without utensils and I'm usually getting like chicken and rice but it's something like that, you know, that. So I have recently had to, I recently had to use two sharpies as chopsticks. So you just make do, but it's a little. - Because you can submit that as a photo to UberEats. - And they should refund you six cents for the chopsticks. - Yeah, I agree. They should have to come into my room and massage my shoulders while I eat with my sharpie chopsticks. - It's just like it's not about equality. It's about equity is what I'm saying right now. - I said it and I think we leave right now. We leave it right there. - It's not about equality. It's not about matching that price. It's about equity. So like I can't enjoy any of my meal, honey. - Who got this? (laughing) - So like, should you be offering me just like another, should you just send me another meal probably? (laughing) - Probably, yeah. - Okay, let's leave it right there. - People are gonna get mad at me for being entitled. I really, I do feel that. I feel pretty strong. - That's a point of contention. I think that is an okay. - I'm trying to think of a more severe example 'cause like maybe the sour cream wouldn't resonate with everyone. - I love you so much, like genuinely to death. I have to be so bad. - Oh! - I want you to think of a more extreme example. - I'll think of more extreme examples. I can share it in the bonus. - Okay, let's do that. - Thank you guys so much for listening, Brooke. Sending so much thoughts and healing energy your way. - Thank you. - And I love you guys, and we'll see you in the bonus. - Okay, see you then. (audience cheering)