Alex, Memeulous and George Call Gloucester Road Gearboxes - Episode #18

What do you reckon? After the Madeleine McCann, try not to say, so really fucking terrible. She's on the, my driveway, the Queen's have a drunk. No, I just like a plate-glass my weed in it. I think so. I think so. Jimmy Savile did a good job, you speak? Just straight facts. Dead. The Queen Is days, she's fucking dad's. The Queen Is Dead, Jesus. Well, that's not very nice. So your chassis firm. No Chelsea fans love their queen and I wish more like originality of The Chum. Wow. Okay yeah I mean he's quite repetitive but he is dead. That is the news for. Yeah that guy's a correct statement. Is a correct statement? I do think it was like chant worthy. Well I just I just thought it was an interesting way to deliver that information. Very interesting. Yeah. Do we all get in trouble for that? I can't see. Depends on Spotify thinking about it. I depends you in tracking the ice audience, Crow family loved his choice. Oh, I think you have the obvious. You like I have feel guilty that I like that told me I had supposed to a video about all the weird people learning, how long have you been scoffs? That's how long after that was this five-second. This was like a week. I would have uploaded it the day after, but I uploaded it about like a week after it happened and people in the comments were like excite, I mentioned that Prince Andrew's and nonce because he is He wasn't convicted, he what? It's like, but the figures he claimed, he didn't meet the woman that made the allegations against him. Yet, he paid her he, if you sell for, like 20 million dollars, okay? Now, so you don't sell for 20 million dollars with someone. You never met what job is he got that remains is 20 million dollars, kind of just to throw around like is I thought about this the other day? The royal family are basically just glorified. It's scrounger. They're not the most successful benefits scroungers ever. Yeah, they basically just kind of like say that they serve a purpose hence by just existing and therefore deserve to be paid money, which is crazy. I feel the same way as them. To be honest. Yeah. There's not much difference between the royal family in the average you boast. How is this started off with just the hate speech on the royal family? Well, because they suck. I mean, maybe if they weren't so shit, then I would have said. To say about the thing, is why I could see there, I could see their value in, in like a tradition and tourism sense, because they bring in more money than they bring in more money for the country than the country gives them. That's a fact. But the fact is a lot like mine and yours tax money went towards bailing out a nonce. And that's where I'd rather want to put any way. Hey, that's why I put the rest of it as well, I think. Lawsuits the payoff. Now I'm joking. The Queen Is Dead bow. And as you were saying, there were some very odd people. There was that one video really sticks out to me about that guy who you can see like in the queue for about a week and he's wearing the same clothes every day for seven days and he camps out there. He does the interview thing. I love my Island. Think we have the right? We're not believe she is dead until she passes by me on this road goes towards winds, which is Mental boil away because the one thing I really can't believe this is that it's not an open casket. That's just a body. You can't go out there and like you know I have a little wiggle around. Yeah. Did you see that podcast? For, if I saw it on Tick-Tock of them being like there is literally no benefit to them, putting the body in the Box because if you were to find out you shouldn't have been there. So they wouldn't want the body there in the first place. Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like, you know, if a tree falls in the snow around to hear it, I do believe the body is Laughing. I think the body isn't I done? I'm Paul, I'm part of the conspiracy people that believe the body isn't there. I don't think. I think, I think it. I think there's no reason for it not to be and I know you're gonna be like, yeah, there is because like someone could like on a so there was stealing Queen, probably the most confusing. Drama of the last, like, couple weeks people getting really angry. I like Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby for allegedly, jumping the queue. Who fucking cares. If I got, if I really wanted to go and like look at the Queen's corpse in a box. Like what? Like what I wait 24 hours for it or when I go the fast track. Okay, the fast Cherry? Who gives a fuck? Yeah. Also, like, they were technically working as much as people are now being like a little, but it's not, it's not work. Is it well? Up to you to decide and ITV to pay them coming from a YouTuber. Yeah well I don't I don't agree. I mean, I think they were black. I think the British public a weird. I think what you've seen happen is, you've seen a bunch of people become really fucking odd over this, 90 year old woman, passing away, eventually, as she was always going to throw those that like I think, I think the reason that the whole Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby thing became so big was, because the The like four or five days before that was just plastered with David Beckham, joined the queue and he did that because he wants a Knighthood so bad, but he, you can tell he wants it so bad. He wasn't, you tell me about that story about him. Apparently just to me. Yeah. Was it you using some, why don't we set it to their face off? And he said it's somewhere. I saw like quotes from him being like some saying, like there are useless cunt or something. Why are they getting a not hit something along there. - I'm not. This isn't like her baton but it's coming along them lines. I think so. He's such a miserable, did a good job because your actual video as well because just like they do I can do, I can eat would be happy up there. Now it is best mates, joining of sorry it's that's too far. Oh yeah, maybe I'll cross the line there. They were friends. A, I think it was more ambitiously to the current King. I think Charles was like a Pals with mr. Savile you, did you say, if you watch the Jimmy Savile documentary. Yeah, yeah, like chose went to jail. We fought a lot of advice so he went to Jimmy for a lot of his default like they know what. The problem is kids, you have. No. There was an event where he had to like provide a sort of like you have to dress like people afterwards sort of be like, oh this was like horrible and he chose to get Jimmy's advice to help him. Write for Drax of forgetting forgetting dressed. Have you seen what Jimmy self-aware to address something? Not only great? Acid. He was very giving work out. Yeah yeah yeah. So I mean you wanted to talk to talk his way out of people like figured it was a paedophile for ages. It's like and you bought me a word swift about to pull that off especially when you're as bill is here. It's about to talk you out of that. Is fucking nearly. It's impressive for him in the worst way imaginable. So but I said it was um, yeah, I don't even want to know, to be honest but poker sorry we already murky Waters already as it is but that's The thing of the thing of it is, I don't understand why anybody cares about Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby skip attack you. I mean like that unemployed and I have nothing else to care about. Its have you read the replies? Do you want to call out anymore V for the first 10 minutes? We've managed to piss every single fucking like, type of person off in the first minute. If I, if you go on Twitter, they will do this right now. Are you typing Phillip Schofield? 1400 tweets this hour, Our, it's still going on Peter, go outside or get laid. So this is all the people who actually cares, who that is the thing you're talking about when addressing the royal family, who actually got like a severe problem. The tweets are awful. And I don't know how anybody care about Phillips. Go for this much. Phillip, Schofield is Lun. A harsh lesson this weekend. You can cheat on your wife for years come out as gay later in life and people won't bat an eyelid don't understand what coming out as gay. Yeah. What's it say? Against his name, you could be our filthy homosexual but you skip a fucking cute. No, no, no, Daddy. It's time to fucking far. I was already up to here with it with the gay shit. Yeah. And now he's skipping Hughes. You know, I can over, I can Overlook the gay shit like skip the queue if you pretty hard and I'm sittin in the UK is Phillip, Schofield is a deceitful man. Are you reading this, of course? All right, again the fire and I don't know what about Holly know people hate Philip, because he's getting the gay one. He lived a double life for years. That's not fair. Yeah, you got it was a TV presenter and part-time Q Skipper. Yeah. Well, yeah, but yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's fucking so James Bond man. He lived a double life for years pretending to the public. He was a happily married, man, that's not a sin, that's sad. Isn't it? You feel bad for every was happily married? You get my happy. Well, I mean, for a guy from Boston, I'm sorry. My mostly was the hey, yeah. I'm Southern it. Maybe you might have enjoyed our company. Yeah, some extent. Yeah. Maybe he only came out because a former owner of the show friend to our em. That is true to be fair. That is where it does sour. It is the problem we add, he did cheat on his wife with a bloke, even then he hid behind Holly skirt for symphysis. Faith. That's a horrible thing to say. People to add that are back, do they? Yeah. So we were talking about Holly and all that and Phillip Schofield being a horrible game, man. I'll give you a bigger crime of being a paedophile, nowadays. That's my personal opinion. You can put that everywhere. He's a not my views. You know, these are my babies. I've really believe that no irony on this. We don't do our any on this podcast. By the way, this is the free jokes. This is the first series gentlemen know choked will cast. We just say our is man. That's what we do. There was a lot of backlash. Shhhh from the homeless Community. Do you know why? All right. Oh yeah. Because of the bones. I'm sure they do because it's because they've allows like losers to Camp outside to weigh up the to. Look at the bar one, people understand they move them along so that losers could line up like the, did you see the bug train companies? I mean, like late mourners could just sleep in the carriages. Yeah, that is mental because it's ridiculous. Like, I always find it weird, like you ever go see like a bench in London, like I saw on the other day with his bench. Is designed, where is like impossible to sleep on? Yeah. And it's like reflects this like, but it's like, who's sitting on that bench when people aren't like, who's get what, you know, that's the whole point of a bench to be on it. So why pay for a publicly funding, a bench, just to then make it impossible to be comfortable that just seems really backwards. I don't understand what this whole thing is like because the whole thing about our we don't want homeless people sleeping here or whatever, it's like well they just It's going to go sleep somewhere else. It's not like they evaporate also bikes on the ground, somewhere, some places. We've seen that. Yeah, it's all follow pigeons, it's so weird. I don't understand that to her fence, so like at wouldn't walk on our fan, like what you say? So the home is spoken. Rest up there. Close up that side of the house. It's just so odd. The, you know, they will make exceptions, you know, and the train suck all the time. Anyway, like they'll make exceptions for this. But, like, for actual practical reasons, Fans Kweli and family, then they won't do it. I don't get it. I don't get why. There isn't a more regular thing like surely, they could do that more often. You speak. Just straight facts. Alex. Well, it's true. I mean you came back into the country, didn't you? And this was all good. I did. I did I got off especially what suspicious that you weren't in the country. In the queen died house. That's true. That's not suspicious. No, because I don't know. I'm not under suspicion of kidding. The clean. Yeah. Virtual you are a mask a bandana. Glasses? Who knows who you are? You could have done anything, right? Yeah. How do you even get through the airport? Were in that. Some people actually like this. Normally, they have a problem with the C-4 strategy chest and they judge said, no, it's like it back in. It's like fucking 4:00 in the morning, I got up at like the Blackfriars I'm getting an Uber from Blackfriars to my flat and I'm waiting outside and there's like, loads of what old guys dressed up like like, Morris dancers then. Morris dancers, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Why are there all these Morris dancers 4:00 in the morning. Let's sing a jolly old song. And then I'm over here. This one old guy bit, go to like some fucking tfl worker, where does the Q star, and he pointed. And it I would like, I came out of the station. It was like at the back of the queue and I was like, fucking hell that's so far. It's backfires to Westminster which is like what it's like a mile and a half. That's fucking 80. I didn't realize the QB that long I thought that you were maybe like, A couple hours long. Do you know where you were? When you found out she died having I do. Yeah, I was in my hotel room. So very exciting hotel room with the Drone above the palace. See, if your work been successful because I knew she was gonna die like a few hours before the. Oh, you know, I'm sorry, it's okay. Because I just got the rice we like well what's the word your productivity? It's not the lie detector yet. God we see what the questions were going to ask you something. Souls where your souls. Our souls are linked and we got let lines. So I knew she was gonna die. I feel it every like as soon as I heard she was in hospital. Everyone was going to see, I was like she's murdered you know that scene in Revenge of the Sith where everyone feels yeah that's writing down all of the kids. That last part was you? Yeah. But did you just stutters? But, no, I've got an awful feeling the Queen's just died. I thought. Yeah, I'm sure there are people who will pretend they did. It's just so strange to me. I can't believe that there are you back. So, it is mad. Now that you could be arrested for chat, when it prints out injury, you see that? Oh yeah, yeah, that's so weird people. Like it's not the right time. Okay. For number one, freedom of speech doesn't have a time or place, that's the whole kind of point of it, but I suppose Hopefully already have freedom of speech. We have it to an extent, we don't really have a, yeah, because you can just say anything. Is inciting violence? Can't, you know, but I mean, that's what the police T. And that's what I do this. Please state in America, you have. I think in America, you can say, basically, you can like, you say basically yeah. No, I've never seen anyone have any problems with police in America. No, no. But, I mean, like, in terms of like, freedom of speech, you are allowed site. Basically, say what everyone ship them over is, that's what we want. Americans, always think of this country is more like America with Better off? Yes. Well, you made a great tweet. Actually comparing the two. Yeah. Because people often hear on the be like, I America's mention, which is I think America is more mental than here by far, but like I think our people are just as insane. Our laws are just less insane but the people in this country are like fucking unhinged. Yeah. But if we had the gun laws that over here, fucking oh you know we previewed worse off and we terrifying like it was actually but it would be really scary. That's why you need laws. And there is actually really scary thinking about it guns in it. There they are, they are genuinely awful. I mean, I've always got that story when I lived in America for a bit and I went to the post office and then two weeks later everybody in that post office clothes shop. I don't know if that was like a butterfly effected me being there, but yeah, that was not, that's pretty bad. I've never had that, I can safely. Say you've never been, I've never been down the Royal Mail Right in England. Come back the next week to find an entirely new stuff of people. I've never had that issue, isn't it? Because in England, it doesn't have to be like a attacked mass stabbing of the rural post offices. Is there anything there be any reason for acting like this? You, if it's a mass, what you just just natural selection is just wrong. That's all those classic jokes as I can. It was Jack was like nine. People got stabbed in in chart in China on, like achieve thing and that looks like a very good job. And, and the quite well, the question was, if you're the nighty-night person, surely you could see it coming. Maybe shopping. I mean, how many faithful after line? How long did it take to get to the next stop? Because if you're outside every one or two, but how do you study this as fuck? You say? On they could have paid. It could have a lot run down, one end of the tube and then it's just like shooting fish in a barrel. Yeah, not a good play. They could have just fucking like strength in numbers. No yeah I would have. Yeah I mean if you are one versus 99 and you most excited yeah fuck it. Yeah. Horrible horrible. Horrible thoughts will move on for the Queen City. Laughs, we just do one last thing. There is one story that was probably one of my absolute favorite things that came out of this and I was just going for the Twitter trending, you know, like so-and-so pays her respect and then it was this headline, and I'm just going to read it verbatim Bear Grylls has apologized for looking to cheery the Queen's funeral. He looked, he was apparently looked so happy that people got angry at him. Seemingly, I don't know, smiling and injured. What enjoying the moment? It was just like joke, Iraq, or something. I've seen the pictures he used to just, they're just like he's happy. It was a celebration of life where we get against his funeral badge. You can say that I'm gonna get like a fresh pint of piss next to him. Yeah. Okay. Cheered him up they honestly? Yeah, I do he-he's been pushed into a corner foot. I mean, I haven't heard from Becker who salacious I liked it. Aware that he put people on the islands. That was a good show. Now. That's a show. Yeah, I did enjoy that. Which one was that? Is that I think it's called the island. Well, yeah, he was so gross. Yeah, probably I always liked Point Born Survivor. Yeah, it was Born Survivor was great because like he go I can't make it over this like treacherous Rock and then somebody would go there and like take the wide angle, picture of the fact that you can just walk around it. My always that was like, that was like a proper show used to watch when you're off sick from school, one of the ABS, a curious man. I always used to think that those situations with crop. Up in my life more than they actually have like escaping quicksand. I thought would be a genuine like problem in my life. Yeah, and also like drinking, my piss is, like, I've only had a few projects. No, no. Have? Ye yeah you're drunk. I'll piss me off. No. Yeah. Why funny this was this was like so Channel video. That's right. Like maybe 13 and you were bored alone. What was this for? Obviously, you made friends at making friends over the glass in it and I didn't drink the whole thing. I just had like a wee bit good over the I had a pint glass and I weave knit why did well I don't want a beer, right? Drank the beer as a thirsty. Why did you pass into the final last? What was where you by the pool with everybody else know what? It's the toilet. And I came out with my human. It's all the toilets, huh? Yeah. Are you in? There is no fucking force on the planet that if I was dead at these like that where I would fucking go, no, it's not bad for you. That gross does it. It's not bad if you want. So if you don't Repeat this really bad for you repeatedly out there like chucking he got a taste for it. No more Cokes. Please like I came from the Queen's funeral. Well I don't know the Queen's have a drink or a? No, not a chance. Probably like reckon. She's like everyone. Everyone should try it once an hour ago. She makes like a servant Drinker piss every now and then for a laugh. Yeah I know. It struck me that type of woman killed a do it. Yeah, I mean if you would Imagine if you were like, literally the fucking Queen, the stuff that like you could be the nicest person on the planet and especially we will, you were alive for as long as she was at what point when you hit 40, you start asking people, do you think that's random just be something, pop your trousers down and then they just put them down. You go put it back up again. I just Lisa I just go your dance dance. Like you just abuse that power. Yeah, I've always thought if I was a royal, I just set up a YouTube channel that would bang daily vlogging. Well, I like, what? Ben Foster did for football lady. Yeah. There's a GoPro in the corner of the royal study. Yeah. Watch the equivalent of GoPro on the girl. GoPro GoPro. Karen Andrews bedroom. Oh that's it has to be wipes. If that cuts that can't I won't make it to the fucking Vlog. My life, my foot is on the plane. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. Imagine that prince Andrew Vlogs. Try to rebuild his repertoire with the country. Woody coolers followers. Give me those just like my children. What's up my children? What's up victims? I can't fuck for that. He's fucked now, by the way, let's just absolutely no way that he makes it out if I was President Dorado probably killed myself, like just being serious. I'd probably would have a long time ago, as, you know, I definitely, I think, at this point, I probably would have, you know, you know, by the way he genuinely believed after you did that interview, he turned around and went. That was really good, but I feel like people are gonna really like that. That was the worst interview ever. If anything. It did like damage to stay intact because before they would like allegation, if nobody knows he solidified that they were truly, he just fucking He genuinely believed that he done such a fucking great job at clearing his name but he left she was like, oh, thank you. It's a little like the report which I was watching an interview about the other day. Yeah, men to are, you could do. So I thought that was gonna be like just right? They'll receive and apparently about four days later, he realized and called them up and was like, can we amend anything? Because he realized that, he'd obviously fucked himself too late though, why did he just randomly throw it? Either. I don't sweat. Yeah, everybody sweats. We talking about photographic evidence of him sweating profusely never. He fought in the War guys. So you got respect him. You gotta you gotta you let him at least have like one non CE encounter. If a fat if they're a veteran. Yeah. You when you leave the war on your way out they give you an unsurpassed. It's like, it's just a monopoly, gouge out free card. She won the bet. You get one of those people already given you whatever night, you, like how you get food tokens and stuff, is it trade routes show? Talk about people who actually are going to be going to present, but I'm so glad they've committed the GTA 6 Lake. You guys seen that? I have that's kind of you know what? I'm actually it's not cold because it's not acceptable to leak anything that people were working that hard on. It's not fair, it's not fair to ruin what would be, you know, then be able to release it on their terms, but at the same time at least we know it's actually being made. Yeah. Like I mean, I obviously it's incredibly, I'm finished. I mean, it was just like, oh, it looks shit. Why does it look so bad because it's not fucking finished. Yeah, we have no idea what part of developments in the not going to completely make a polished part of the game that they might end up cutting out. Are they white? It's got to be like, it's got a look, very like that. Bones, the way Alpha to begin with, just make sure everything works and then they build up from there. Well, it just shows that people don't understand how anything is made. People just assume that a bunch of guys, I don't know, just go. Aw, gee 26, I mean, it just exists. That is instant coffee, imposes, duties. 05 just got six on the cover. Yeah. And like make the pixels higher, like I'm sure most people don't have a fucking clue at what goes into game design. It's like it's like if you're in are just just started doing like a loose sketch, your teacher comes over that shit as well. I can finish this. Yeah, they expect you to go straight to the Mona Lisa. It's absurd. I don't really understand it 090, videos and images will late by the hacker and dog. Yeah, apparently I've got like this. So just blur is true, actually. No, I actually probably actually, I don't want to contribute to sharing those actually nice. Think about that. But that's taken down most of the stuff. Yeah. Because I actually, No, I want a free Grand Theft Auto six codes and this is, this is blackmail. Rockstar, if you're holding the key to this game. Oh, that one's alright. Yeah. Well you look like a character so it doesn't really you do. Yeah. I know you like a custom graphics are OK with. You did a podcast of and Retail you look like you're on a mission? Yeah. You too. Yeah you know fuck it unreal. How do they I'm trying to figure out that she's a hacker breached internal Rockstar messaging app. Then negotiate the fee with execs to avoid further leaks the same Hackett claim to be behind last week's hack of uber. What are you getting at hacking Hoover? Three roads. Yeah, what? Just free rides. Five rain. Yeah, it's account hacked once and they just kind of chicken fries. You could do really, is that exciting, for some reason, like they hacked his coinbase account and his Uber, and then they just used Uber, they just went around. So, I mean, just Joyce, that home address and stuff, which wasn't very smart, she's still locked into it. But if that's not idea where he is it, I mean, every, what any of that there, it's matter, because the hacker is now under investigation by the FBI, it is a bit mad. It's only will get investigated by the FBI. Leaking a video game. Well they just like print ads. You can just like walk around and just see what he wants. Yeah although if we're just going to leave it at that. Yeah I'm not gonna go there actually I was gonna I was gonna they can try it again. We've already made we already made enough jokes getting nothing on Stokes for one. Yeah I'm we pushed the boat out of those apparently. It's some 16 year old boy from Oxford. That's momentum and I like I've seen I've seen who Actually leads the GTA 6. It's someone called something that you'll hide. Yeah. So like and email I think he's yeah he's yeah he's got a lot of crimes somewhere that he still it's Maddie got to follow the and it is. It's a scary Blake. I mean taught actually doesn't crack is segue for the boxing because daddy versus Floyd Mayweather is going to have. We all know it was going to happen. I just want to say that's fucking love real blade. 30 I cannot believe that he 11 boxing fight and then - Latoya, okay, so it's sweet, it's so true. It's like, you know, when they're saying, oh, in a parallel universe, this is happening. We're currently living in that parallel universe. YouTube for the last few years, it's just been a series of weird events. We were talked about this the other day, just like how strange some of sentences that have been coming out recently, when you just talked about peace. So, the sentence is, what part of YouTube were talking about? Well, obviously, we do not know, Thousand fifteen anymore. But in terms just like the weird link-ups that you're saying like Aaron ramsdale just proposed to his nail fiance in calyxes. No two ways. That's fucking absurd. There's just so much stuff going on right now. The he's just weird like that but there G fighting Floyd Mayweather is mental because I just can't imagine. If I was there I won't be able to stop laughing baby laughing. It's because you're looking at your shorts, the old. So I think they are so funny like my little comedy shorts it's like something straight out like a custom WWE match. So in it, like it's so strange and I can't imagine at the press conference is going to be like, yeah, it's going to just be. I said this earlier because all dead you did with his lead-ups to his folks before just go. It to August 28th, August 28th, way to August 28th and that's exactly what Floyd Mayweather does. So that Pope just going to be shouting the day each other, the best place that we both shouting the day each other and there's a high probability that they'll still get it wrong. I think that's that's what was your last fight. Floyd is that, she confirms? Yeah. Yeah, he said, he's fighting this like kid in Japan. First. Hey Mayweather, that's a professional boxer. She's going out there to beat up some Japanese just before the boxing. Last, we did last time. Yeah, the fuck was up with that cater. The Lucas Pineda. I've never seen someone that will terrified in my life. It looks like it starts with that. I, I don't understand. How was he allowed in there? I don't know. I swarms looked like he was up for it more. All of the fights because it was it dead. You'll know what the card before. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, the one before that was slim I want for that was so Pappy and all of them. We were like, this is sick, this is C. And the crowd was like so hyped, and then this Pinedo fight happened. We were just looking around, like, what is it was just checking right now upset, you know? Because like that fight ended and mean you spent four hours trying to get to a boat. So it was fascinating. The nights are like a steep downhill turn. And then people get when we got on the boat. Yeah, which was quite enjoyable, but beyond that it was, it was very strange to be fair. I mean, I add I saw deji on the boat and I congratulate from for his wedding, like, and I just felt very guilty for joking about all the times that you lost now, but there's now he could just kill me. I mean, he probably could have before but when I saw it I like kill you. If we're talking about like whoa, I could like if I had a knife, I could kill you. That's exactly what you're doing, anyway. I might kill you. Realistic. Yeah, but I hate babysitting while I'm saying is I hope that you won't do that. So as you please don't kill me I didn't know his full name is wedgie because he's ones. You've got the got the dub. Yeah but I also seems to Robert Horry. A, not very nice thing to say about somebody. Where did you say hi? Wasn't that exploring where channels? It's awful. Madeline McCann's parents lost the court case. What I'm sorry there was no attempt to segue then that was not a need to be for that one. I mean, just cuts. Very done it, what do you reckon happened? A dilemma can try not to say so really fucking terrible. Question to then, want the getting just a complete? I don't know what happened to her, she's under my driveway. How was that fucking so unacceptable? I mean, why don't understand some of you expecting? I don't understand at this point out, like, the parents haven't been locked away. I'm sure they did it. When I say that allegedly, I mean express your opinion in my personal opinion, I think they did it. I just don't like the look of I've ever listened to it. You're not logged in, so I'm not a detective. So I don't really think I thought I was the. First thing I did is I rang up. They went oh my daughters gone missing. Can somebody get ticktock-eteers cocking? The phone? We didn't take talk back then, so I'm get Stephanie soon. So I get Stephanie Sue to look into this. Get Nick out of a call on the phone now. We need our best people on this case. You, we love that. Stephanie suit, our don't fuck is my fucking a business, maybe be seen Stephanie soon. So it's absolutely horrific. I made a video about her because I was like, this is actually mental. It got like a lot of dislikes. I love people. I love people like complaining about it because apparently, she's very respectful. She's not, she's not a you look at our farm nails. And it's like, it's like, it's like six year old child brutally murdered. I have situ resource motherfucker. The photos just like a picture of a dead tree, not at all. That's there. But a child that has died. All that the person has died and it's like a fucking metal food, fucking bucket. Trucco mukbang. Yeah. It's it's absurd genres. I think on YouTube that you shouldn't ever combined really. I feel like it's just probably not acceptable thing to do. No, I thought true kind of anything else has like an ASMR. True Crime would be a bit weird. I've those Exist. Yeah that is another one. Yep that is another thing I got you know I got a comment was like well I like to listen to True Crime before I go to bed. Anyway so are some are true crime is perfect and I'm like that you're mentally ill your yeah, you're sick though. Why would you want to no one listened to and their head was torn from them from their body and but done in the form of whispering long-standing, the fucking microphones. That's so strange like no, no, I run and ironically it And Tyson are, yeah, but we did for classic a boys podcast where well I need tried to put us on ASMR. It will loves are some, our new doesn't he adores it. We got him. An ASMR video custom. Yeah, got a custom one because he likes to fit it. He said, one of the ones who likes was one with this guy protecting. Effectively you took on the role was a Droid and this guy and this guy would fix you and he's like be like just I'm just Self-confessed favorite sleeping, whatever past go to sleep. Imagine he's a drawing. So the guy saw the video, it was it, what did we pay him? Or did he just see the video? And yeah, it was dr. Which Isis. I don't know but he made you made a video fixing will as a try. Yeah. And it was about half an hour long they didn't fucking need, put a lot of effort into it. Generally was buzzin like he was over the moon like it. We did it as ha ha we've made this horrible this funny little video taking a piss at you and he turned it into a big W and I respect that I feel familiar. Try to get to sleep at night do something to listen to Will's Droid it. Oh yeah. I've daysius there with the cans on several metal bucket on his head for I mean yeah I mean I do I've never been able to really get into like fucking air Cinema. Stuff or I don't get it. I've never tried any times because I've heard it's like quite relaxing. I just don't like, it makes me feel like I'm comfortable but even like mukbangs, like, did you see that the cardo avocado? But he probably didn't, we're about 10 minutes into his mukbang. You hear his neighbor's scream, and it's because that was the exact moment they got murdered. What? I'm not joking. I think they'd I read, I thought they died. Let me Google it. Let's get the Extra. Okay, let's get the facts right on this. I'm going to type in the card avocado murder which implies that he he was the one doing. Yes. Probably like comes up next. Let's grind some of them I just in the crossfire but you know he's got that massive amount of food and who's to say she's a darling story who say a person hasn't like falling in there. On accident, slow the car. Ricardo video captures the audio of a woman screaming in what is said to have been a stabbing. Yeah, I don't think they died so that's good. That's good news isn't here that is good news of agent died but that is hollow avocado actually leaks to the rescue late Elite. Strong fucking words from you as you wish because they were on the floor underneath. So he leaked through the floor. Superhero Landing. Yeah. Actually he's right. Yeah the fucking apartment complex landed on the guy that was stabbing and save the day. Yeah I don't know about that. Lets go back to about modern mechanics. Actually quite fascinated by this. Okay. Basically you don't have any extra information guys. I don't know if you've heard about this, Madeleine McCann case it's new. This is news guys. This is breaking new Madeline. Was it murder? I don't know. No other name. Not really important. Now ice again is important. The Renault. Yeah. Like the car. Yeah, there's a missing car but everybody's been Crying over the last Madeline's mcgann's, where's it going? Where is? She is probably the Portuguese. Detectives blame the parents in a 2008 book and called the truth of the lie and the detective, as one the case. After claiming that he said his freedom of speech, the parents and other UK officials, still blame. The Portuguese police is laziness for the reason the real abductor got away, but they left their child alone. That. So, it is their fault, but if you have kids, right? And you, and I'll add a wouldn't use one fucking. Get rid of them, I would. Yeah, I want to take a look at. You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't just get rid of my child on holiday. Just see it as a being this Portugal. Yeah. Or a second. Boise Divya consolidate their acting up. Would you give them to a sex trafficker? I don't think that would be my first advice Wing idea. Maybe play group first. Yeah, no. I just wouldn't I don't think I'll take my kids on our guy. I just given to a bucket. Hey you said you'd leave him at home from my further distance. See you later. I'm you give him five microwavable meals, a pot Noodle and you go beyond your way son. I'll give an airsoft gun and I can shoot birds in the garden various themselves. That's awful. Okay, I give up her dog bowl with food. I give him 100. I give it a hunting knife, and a bow and arrow, and I tell them that they can leave. They could go around this radius. So that's not. I get exposed. Don't like it because police, right by home. While I'm on holiday with behind my infant children. In my house, eating dog, food out of a bowl, Born Survivor on in the background. What was your apology video P, do it now is if you do your part Ology for that. It's come to my attention that certain things have come out about me, and I just want to say, yeah, I did it and that I probably need to, I'll probably need a bit more time to think through. I did leave my children in the house to fend for themselves. I did put on Born, Survivor to, you know, give a better knowledge, he'd spit it as a pied experience. But you know what, whatever doesn't kill you makes you. longer as bad as Peter Krause, as big Cruz, who he says, they're still kicking I think haven't seen them since it's the last time I checked. That's for my experience dog foods. Their faith for a living rice, not always easy and dog food was to be fair to all of people who have done apologies, the Adam Levine story that is broke this week. You know, I really don't know anything about. I didn't cheat on his missus or something. I'll go over the bullet. It's on here. Kind of trying to serve it up Adams sent, sext, sort of us. Who who, who is Adam? DeVine is 35. So yeah. Oh okay. Yeah, the Way East I know you would. No, that's not. That's because that was gonna say, you probably shouldn't die. So I'm just going to fucking know that you're Adam Levine under the mask. Okay. Fucking that was blown out of proportion. To go to Adam Levine expert. I got it. Well, you can tell it from First experience at Some Lovin is an American singer. Well, you may miss for Maroon 5, he was born you and some point in the 20th century if we factory reset with a guest, what are you telling this from Wikipedia? You don't need. Okay knowledge on him absolutely sings and born in the 20th century. Yeah. Okay. Germans how tall was he 175 how many fat chick that Adam Levine sent cheating the ms-20. Instrumental, despite being married for seven years, having two kids and having one on the way that's mental, he wanted right to? He messaged his mistress. I can't believe this is our to say, he messaged his mistress asking if he could name his new baby after her, that's cute. It it it's very thoughtful. What happens when you find out that you were named after the woman that your dad cheated on your mum with like surely that happy. But I've got all the fucking dams here so they're terrible. We got the the Adam Levine post at night. It's the case mistaken for mine because my dreams are quite the similar. Actually, he says It's truly unreal. How fucking hot? You are like it blows my mind, you are 50 times hotter in person and so am I I find it funny whenever they do this from their life, official account is verified. Yeah. Why don't they do it from a burner? Yeah. To be fair, I mean I don't want to speak to women you and your wife do on your burner. Yeah. If you want to cheat, definitely do it without the verify, ticking it because there's no argument that. It's you really is there but You can't really get away with that to be honest. Luckily I'm not cheating on anybody so I can get away with it. Luckily I'm not verified. Yeah. Well hey I'm the only person he's real so that their sex thing and then Harvey sex thing he goes. This plane I'm on is so fucking sick. That's what this plane I'm on is. So all right sat with Epstein in the but now I don't say that because that's also going to get. So, the thing about the player, yeah, he says, this plane is so fucking sick. Look at the bottom, right? Right. Like the section women and gone all this to buy mine is so cool. Is he just really into painting? This Boeing 747 of Class 7, fraudsters, Bourgeois of the plate world that I live in Prides is for your jacket off the trains. So jacking off to play, they might be Samm Levine. We don't know anymore, we don't know and when he says holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. Is this still about the plane? Yeah. This is such a cool by saying that, like like tapping his speaking of excitement that body of yours is absurd. He said, so, but luckily, looking at the Ryanair like it's about to get a look at the fuselage is caressing. His caressing, the body of the Playboy, Buddy, Rhodes, and then woman says. Next day I'll be like, do you want to make out with the Devil? Is that a is that like a song? It prints, it might be very no way she pulling with this song lyrics and then he goes, you're such an hourglass. My god seriously fuck. I may need to see the booty now, I don't mean to let the plane anymore there, so ironic because Adam Levine's an hourglass because his times up, hey, I'm a mime be amazed if he doesn't get divorced because that would be the thing that would happen. But apparently, it does it a few times because the craziest bit. Is he Jen? Really sent this woman a message saying okay serious question, I'm having another baby and if it's with a boy I really want to name it summer. I you okay with that dead serious. That's fucking men to Adam, you're insane. I don't watches this podcast. We will see will say this. I don't really see us. I'm sure. I mean to be fair, I'm sure he probably is you avoiding the entire or cost right now because that is mental. I just I don't understand. Like why? If you Adam Levine you just saying that your I'm going to get caught out for the surely, you must know that this is gonna happen for you? I mean, you wouldn't like, if you don't sleep, you don't know any woman D just parking. So you can't really relate to any of this speak exclusively some men. Well, going out. The podcast, is it exclusive that is that so strange? I mean, what would you do? If you got caught cheating? George over your first kind of line of actions. Obviously, you are cheating. So what? Yeah, so easy. What happens? I don't really know. Let's say, height of tree, you Flee the country an excuse to get out whatever. So you flee the country do you. What change would name it? I do not go away from it. He's no more Jim Over the heat to die down through it. What of your wife and five children to find out that you've been cheating? But it was five star wanted level go. This is I'm going to go to the mountains of Tibet and meditate with you repaired. Which I can. Your wife would say to the kids. Where's Daddy? Well, He's into that it's going to Tibet because he is really so to attracted to planes or something, I don't really know. It's hard to kind of keep up with it. I'm just getting ready for what else it says with it, there is huge backlash because Adam is 43 years old, he's 43 years old and he's sending messages like that. You can't take speak to women at 43, that's criminal, I Think. Jesus, I'm in the main thing is I want to know. I'll give him credit if your sex got released. Just how embarrassing would that be? I mean, there's just no coming back, so you be fine. So what do you just say, hi, hello, good night, ready? Send texts to be honest you speak to women in person micro Alpha. Yeah, I don't, I don't like, I mean, at the moment at least I don't read text anyone after purchase to be like he would talk to them over the phone. Or I remember what you said, well, there's you don't like leaving evidence behind, no, it's Now hires excuse to be Snapchat disappears. No, George George. George you. Like to do things that you way you go into, like random, like broken down, like buildings and you're like, you're right. We're like one of those pens that you did China like that, to get messages of and you'll give women like coordinates. Oh yeah, for sure but not three words. Text is just such an inefficient way of like, actually having a conversation with someone. Yes, I just hate it. So, I always if I'm having a conversation, With someone I even call them, I'll meet them in person, may I miss the days of the good old fucking quill and paper and and just I get my Outta just send it out to the faithful. I always thought I was more classy. That was much quicker. No not quicker. Classier I think just I reckon if you did that now what would you like your happens if you're dating a girl you've been dating for a couple weeks and then suddenly you decide you send her an out here on their window. What is that? Pull the curtains as just an owl. Just That's all right, let's say somebody does that to you? Do you break up over? Do you right after that? Be class. I think. Initially, I tried to reach out. Yeah, I I wouldn't just initially, she needs. They're like, Royal Mail. I just be like, holy shit. That's that's a now. What, how do you even input the atrocity to it Laurens? I Potter films in it. Yeah, but it might smell just nowhere to go. Peter on the messenger. Pigeons are? We're talking? Like this is fictional. This is real. It's used to have And how do they kill pigeons? Where to go? Come on mate. That's actually Riga pigeon impacts that was actually my home address. So if you repair your car keys gonna get home. Just 10,000 patients. Must have started out a massive fair, man. Brilliant. Yeah, it's gonna be fucking nightmare for you to the hole. That's it. All right, fuck this podcast. I'm sure the the list is our I will Buzzing? No, it's because this podcast is already a hoot. Hey, he's cracking. Paul. Pogba was held at gunpoint, huh? I'm not gonna let this sauce. I'm gonna keep hitting. First is to gun then. She demanded 20 million euros of pull chocolate. You sound like a Mario shu pork for made the payment but luckily he's banked blocked it. The gang sets are very start. We were busy talking about birds Cal - is that, right? That you try and make a 13 million euro pavement and And you are like a phone on vibrate. Awesome. I've only put that amount of money. Alex like his brother remains in custody. Always this about Pogba. Only gang. Yeah. And the Gang not his office don't respond. You know it. Yay. No well you know I made a tweet about that. Yeah, you did make it to me but that was a really well actually. The other a part of myself, just fuck it out. This is why active work with, by the way, his wife, mrs. Level by after work, with did to people who think they are fucking pigeons, whatever reason. The, by the way, that noise every, every British childhood, It's built on that fucking noise other keen on apologist that's the wood pigeon. Is that fucking form of patients that type of pitcher do. Hey Siri, what type of pigeons are there? That don't but I that doesn't get in there. I'm looking I'm going to take this out now. Yes wood pigeon. It's typed in wood pigeon. I've like seen icing played into we got pigeon oystering played into the studio and she just makes us feel at home. My dad is that it was my target was actually wood pigeon foot. Come on kids breakfast. That's wood pigeon for leave the bomb at this address. 14:00 different types of people in this world. Yeah I am a person he loves no can't say that. Okay Paul Pogba was held at gunpoint guys to gunman demanded 30 million euros of Paco, but the bank. But the payment I don't understand how he can even type that number in, right? Could you imagine going to transfer money? You just, you just, you're putting the zeros on. Yeah, I know you're set are going, do you reckon e would have been annoyed over. That was ready to be. My I fucking that's why I make so much anyway. I just not interested in how much you were. Yeah, I guess, I mean, that's still a lot of money to them. I guess. What's your like 400 Grand a week just that just like Wages? That's still like, Well, at least I hope year. Yeah I mean it's fucking oh yeah. When you put it that I mean that is a fucking absurd. I mean I wouldn't want to lose half his fucking paper that would be terrifying. But Google is that mental that that's half a Year's pay for book, but not saying that means that people should try and fucking robbed him, but the fact that it's his own brother is mental. I'm trying to imagine. I'm trying to imagine my brother hungry, people who come for like, okay and asking me for a saddle. Because that would be the throwing the financial equivalent, but that's an easy one. But a put, another zero is another zero. Budget of 50 quids back. Would block the payment as well. Oh, just waiting for another little cool. Yeah, I know it's a fucking thing. Angry Bird. Now. all I'm going to say if I simplify she pulled pork burger because you know, anyone Why have enemies when you can have friends and family like this side? That's all I'm gonna say. If people are listening to this, by the way, people are the air that if people that implies in his mind every Tri now, know if people are listening to as opposed to watching it because the visual side of this segment scary for her leg through just lifts, its right. This forecast is just the four of you seen. There's an Angry Birds world like somewhere. Yeah. I been a few. Yes, I have been angry bears. Well day, I showed you. Because I thought Angry Birds world. It's a shithole. Number one. I went to The Angry Birds World section then Angry Birds for one second of our you buzz. Well, are you would assume it's the entire theme park? It's fucking not. It's too much store shops which 80% the stuff in there is not even Angry Birds feed at all. Well yes that's about. That was the strangest part about the Angry Birds world is that was there was Billy anything to do with Seabirds apart from the sign that had Angry Birds written on it and that's but that became for me and Louis Park and he went that became such a source of joy that Angry Birds world was so void, very angry birds feed content that that made us fight. We found that incredibly hilarious. So, we went and bought all of the merchandise has okay, that's really odd. So, I've got the cap at home and I've got the fucking little pain, but it's really weird because, like, I just don't understand. Number one, like why you buy that for a theme park and then do like one, right? Which was the Black Bomb? Angry Birds and that is the only one they had tried. Was it? You Gotta Laugh Detonator. Yeah, you get used to detonate you just go up and you just fucking go down its but it was that was it? Yeah and lift. Yes, fucking left. Pretty much. Now those rides are said I don't like the ones or outside by like Tara. Tara Tara Tara. Yeah. Would you like Tower of Terror? Our. If for some reason they didn't really change the ride but there was just Angry Birds us live like that. I'd like the Angry Birds Tower of Terror. Oh, could you imagine? Like just the thing is just such an obscure game like I can't even tow rope. They still moves of it, are they - yeah, they have, they have a constant looping Cinema in Angry Birds world that plays to film all day for 24 hours. I said, buddy video. That's what true Angry Birds. Do we want a fucking this young lady any comedic value? That funny? Yeah. Angry Birds Angry Birds. And it reminded me of this really Rogue advert for on the radio. Are you always used to hear all the way to school? From where I live as a road called Gloucester Road and there was a thing that used to come over the radio Gloucester Road gearboxes. We don't just sell gearboxes and we're not on Gloucester Road. It was like what's the point in the name of then? Well then how are you gonna find it if you go to Gloucester, Road? I mean you and me let's say you only get through the first half of the ever but you're so eager. The wow, the first half time actually put me on pause yet. Nothing on Gloucester. I, yeah, when you press play and you find out that you could do other gloss the road, man. It's just such a weird name. Is Austin. Rodents said this to 5 friends. First of all, you might be sending you pictures of ghosts. Yeah, but he isn't a great party trick, guys. It's just such a weird idea for another. That was the whole advert. That was the end of it. They did. They do like a stag with its go Gloucester Road, gearboxes. We don't just do gearboxes and we're not on glass. Hey, me, neither. Sugar Paris to why cost of our gear boxes are not on Gloucester, and maybe they were at one point, But the lease expired, on the garage where they had, it had to have it, but they wanted to keep their current clientele base. They don't want to change the name. So people, who before we go, let's go again. Quality gear for some cluster, right boxes and it would be on some other. I've been not cross the road because the lease expired, no one cares. Yeah, but like most of our cluster, right? To the boxes on Gloucester Road, it better not be like. The best part is if it is still on course the road and they just they came back but it's just heavy fucking with people. Where is it Milton Road thoughts about what was that? Bristow's gearboxes is that, it doesn't that sounds but Midland Road gearboxes, Gloucester Road gearboxes. So we're not broken good luster, right repertoire of actually you've got to recognize gonna fucking hi Eve next and they're gonna get you in the last of my gear boxes and we're not on Gloucester The rose. The thing is. They can call me back. Please. Life's a possibly spicy managing the phone, got lost in his own, Gloucester Road, before intense illicitly stuff. However, I was just wondering if you do anything more than gearboxes, and if you are on cross the road, don't worry. But it was a it was a radio advert. Anybody, this is, this is from Bristol will 100% vouch me. It was a thing. I wasn't some sort of weird fever, dream. Well, no, it is. I called them. We know they exist. You think exists but it just make up some weird Tagalog. I just bought with it as soon as I didn't expect. I've got not on ghost ride so answers. What did he say to you? I don't know if he was taking their know, you went what? He thought you were. Trying to find it. So it's their fault having confusing instructions, really, exactly. We should go there lost of our gear boxes. For what? What could we possibly do? What we ask lost or broken? Yeah. There's to Vegas but he baby, let me see that have no connection. Hey, Daisy down. Well, that was a fun segment where we piss off a local business and Bristol. Who is just trying about homework, prank your local business, Frank your local small garage, that would be great, guys and tweet us. The internet says you podcast, and it on Instagram is where we want it. We want to see prank calls to a close. The wrote kabukicho forgive who's again, hounded with goats what you do where are you? Where are you ladies? Don't call them. They don't need place. We don't need to fight will because then they'll have to move. Again, I have to reload the last time we've been pranking again. Look so actually on Gloucester Road that time so I didn't have people inquiring so much stuff if they were on Gloucester Road or not, because they were on cross the road. At that time said, at least, Expire because I don't really believe for a second that a company would set up a garage Gloucester. Road gearbox is not on gossamer initially. Yeah, it would only be in the process of perhaps movie and they don't want to rename, you know, they don't want to lose how to change in the company name. Search engine company, maybe they spent a lot, minus sign. Ya got a big sign clientele that know their name is Gustavo gearboxes. So, you know, that's the reason why they wouldn't change. The Midland Road gearboxes. No, you can't read again. Why you called Gloucester Road gearboxes? When you're a Midland Road, is it because your lease expired We're now moving on to the last and final segment, which was a fun game we play, which is the weird laws quiz. Yeah, you get one point for guessing whether it's true or false, I will read out a law and, you know, and the place where it is and you guys have To tell me, whether you've all sorts of obstacles to wrote gearbox. Well, she looks anything like herself meet. We're bringing it back. No, these days. I feel like it's getting tracked back to me. These people. Don't know who I am. This is your fault. You do a private phone call number. You should go on your phone, turn up, but they've already got your fucking number. You killed them. I can see it's about. Who is this the question as an angry customer go on Gloucester Road I've just found out, you know, even located next to me, tell you know, do give hugs. Fuck it up. Sorry, sorry I'm just wondering if you're on Middle column route. Yeah. Okay, I'm just I'm just wondering why you call Gloucester. Okay, boss Sorry sir, I'll be public. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, one second. One second. Sorry about that. Yeah. Was it because like was it? Because I'm not your lease expires or something fair enough, fair enough. I'm just trying to get the back story tonight. Mean I like to know like where I'm getting my gear box. The more from I'd like to know where, you know, I just wanted a bit of lore behind, you know, the store. But no, thank you so much. You've been a great help. Thank you, thank you, thank you. We may not have been able to solve the Madeleine McCann. Disappearance we did solve the conspiracy behind the cluster. I give boxes, not being placed across the road. Bloody I'm gonna tell my friends about this and they're gonna go. How the hell did you get more than 10 seconds? So why did My mind didn't realize that you played right into our hands. Unbelievable. Okay. If you don't have a local businesses you want to school up on the podcast will happily do it. Give us suggestions. Please do you reckon? It is true that in Canada. It is illegal to jump out of a plane without a parachute and if you do, you are find it. So I'm just thinking about customer I'll get him off. Okay. If it's it's illegal to jump out of a plane in Canada without a parachute or you'll be fined. I'd say that's that's illegal. Yeah yeah. Like I agree. Do you reckon Midland Rose, I think so fixated. Can we do meet and greet at Midland Road gearbox? I think they will not be happy to bring you and gearbox b, y0 g. If you ride a horse to school, the headmaster's legally required to feed it. Montana, USA, internally USA. What was the question? What of the law? If you ride a horse to school, the Headmaster is legally required to feed it. Do you think that is trade you absolutely do? I don't think you make the art so I say it's true. That's a lot - yeah, it's true. What country is that storm? Think about those gearboxes and more pork. Is that base cost of Rose Street View, don't make sure you don't get across the road. Yeah, cuz it's not there before. Yeah, I thought so. They've moved. They make that not. Declaring their advert was they have moved. This is taken such a large return. Jesus, God, do you reckon? It's illegal for members of the public to tie the laces within 10 feet of the president? Yeah, you think it's illegal? No, I think it's legal. That should is legal. They are fans of cross the road, gearboxes. And I might have to buy, but do you think they get bad if I counterfeited the van. But if I got a fan of made counterfeit, last of our gear box, man. Oh my God, we could, we could mail so sighs fine. Find the song but you've changed it. So it everything's the same but it just has find us on glass the road who to your like a true, you like a blue Harry. We could make him a lot of this shit. We could go to Gloucester Road and set up a gear box shell. Don't want your title back. I'm sure it would do numbers because it would be such a funny video but nobody nobody would care for it. No, they would not care for it. Yes, it is false. You can tie your shoelaces within 10 feet of the president. You know, I get shot in the air but there was a caveat. Yeah, you might. Yeah, it's America so kind of comes with it. It's illegal to chew gum except for medical purposes in Singapore. I'd say that's not supposed that's false. That's not. What's the medical purpose before we delve by and how does that help you out? I mean, I had to choose anything for a medic for medical. I prescribe you a minty fresh mouth. Yeah, I don't understand. Yeah, maybe they got some shit, jawline, chew some gum. Yeah, that might be it. Fix up. Look, sharp. Do you guys even that's pull up in a Sepulchre, okay, with the truth. Clark it wins. Oh, it's true. Apparently, it's illegal to chew gum. How does the winner? Get it here. Every trick in new gearbox, a free trip to Gloucester Road, gearboxes not situated on cross the road all expenses, paid trip? Yeah, I'll pay for it. Will send you out there Hotel, I best one I ever gets me. Everybody works their shake, their hands lectures with them. Those tiny shirt on your gearbox. This site was, aghast of our gear boxes of pasta, Right? Where was the Final shot somewhere along there. It's just the road, is just full of bars and stuff like that though. Yes, you could go get a gift box, not the most people go get kebabs. I want a new gearbox. Yeah, Opera is straight. It's illegal to own a washing machine without paying laundry tanks. The tax was tax. Yeah, I know, paid that. Do you think that's true or false? I don't know. Washing machine is illegal to own one and not pay tax on it. I say that's false, Alex, the washing machine is things. You put your clothes in to make sure they're clean. Never heard of it. It is folks were just like washing machines. Done a number on your shirt there, Alex. Yes, for those listening to the podcast, it looks like Alex has been attacked because I took a wrong turn on to Gloucester Road and I'm trying to get myself a gearbox and and the really focus around there. We're not so happy too. When I asked him where the güstrow gearbox is, where they were very angry, he went you know, that meat seeing the advert. You idiot as they beat me around ever of a pole. It was quite a horrible experience. Oh if you have more than 10 goats on your farm you must. Kill the excess and provide your local authorities with the carcass distribute me to your village. That's true. Now the thing is there is no country on Earth. So what fucking but what could this be attributed to England? It was very, where is this? I was busy, get a comparison so there's no country on here. Know what is this thing's are if you have more than 10 goats you have to give the authorities to carcass and so you can just shoot me to your village. That's what we do in my local Village. It's folks, you don't have to do that because that would be weird. Last but not least. It is legal to shoot a Welshman, both true. I hope bad news for me. If it's not, it's legal to shoot the Welshman after 12 p.m. with a bow and arrow. If they are within the city walls in, Chester England, just a City Wolves of the city will still erect it. Corrects Wait, scrub. The English language. If the walls are still up. Yeah, like e. But translating it, do you reckon? It's illegal. It's legal to shoot while she laughter 12km about an hour if they're within the city walls and that is so fun. I think I've what I think that's false false but if it's true, is it fuck Adele? Let's get him down suggesting that's like Bambi. That was killing them. That's what legal mean that's, but that's just false. The ethical. No, it's no time to tell you the cards. The card say it straight is it legal to carry a bow and arrow? Sorry about the loophole that. Yeah, they are trying to try to bait people into it. Yeah. Like, would you end up committing another crime in? Yeah, you probably will cherish won't be murder. Would be a lesser quantity. Go for the Platinum. We concealed carry or can still carry. She's not already bury. You got Richard Steele, What bones everybody in Chester prison, it will even for bow a bow and arrow. You ride that that Laura that well then motion. And if the worst thing like Chester is there's only one Welshman in the entire town. So he's like a gamer Purge to him. It's legal to carry if you make your so many levels to this if you craft your own bow and arrow my girl she's a bow and arrow so I could kill Welshman and chest fucking lovely. Check, if you made it. Well, if you did a really good job, you've definitely borders. I'm just a great blacksmith. Yeah well I'm a blacksmith that makes bows and arrows. It'll be a Fletcher. Buddy. I've been sowed fucking down first. The get looks like Anyway. A blacksmith would spend this time. They are oh metal. 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