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You got to worse to me, because you were friendly. I jerk off and lifts. That's how. With human drivers. You wear a pancake outfit? Is that what it is? It is a peanut. I wear a burka. I wear a dick burka so I can jerk off. You know, when you go. Okay. If you wear a burka, you can jerk off under it. I don't know if men understand that. They do. That's why I'm pro burka. Okay. We Alex Jones, who by the way is looking pretty fit, I gotta say. I like me. I look like a fit. You guys look incredibly fit. I do feel powerful wearing this crown. You're a king. Yeah. No. I have a duty to the king to give him his crown to wear. Yes. And last time I talked Alex on the phone, I just want. Because I actually forgot. What is it that you said I guessed? I know what had to do with Q being Epstein. But I don't remember exactly what? No, you just guess some of the people because they tried to recruit me in 2017 to the White House. And I made it annoying as they're like, you got in trouble, release and piece of cake and all that. We've got a way to do it where we could do it anonymously. And I'm like, I'm not working for an agency. So they send some folks from the White House. And then I tell people that and the people go, no, cues above God. You don't. You didn't actually talk to these people. So I'm like, okay. So the whole thing's really annoying. And then about six months in and they go, oh, your rights not to Q. We got taken away from us with 8chan and 4chan. And so I mean, I know who founded it. I know who did it. Would you say about 8chan or 4chan? What does that have to do with 8chan? Well, they use that as like the cutouts to put the fake post out the drops. So do you know those 8chan fuckers? And shout out to flesh simulator that I would love to get on this show. Flesh simulator? Because he ran a foul a couple of those 8chan fucking guys. Well, every team was involved with them. Yeah. They're Satanists. What is 8chan? I know 4chan. Well, when 4chan during the gamer gate times when the media, somebody who ran 4chan said it was never a free speech platform, which it was some Epstein fucking thing. And 8chan was then founded. There was a guy named, no, no, Richard Loathe. And by the way, that's in the emails that Epstein was basically running it. All right. And now it makes sense because the guy that had the second most emails from Epstein was who was the main creator of it. And they told me, well, this is a way to put out stuff we get sued for. That's in leaks and stuff. But this way, you don't get the heat like you got. That's right. And I said, well, I said, I'm not involved myself in the agencies. Thank you very much. Because they're liars. Well, yeah, because I'm in my own guy. I can barely keep control of what I'm doing. Much less work for people. Yeah. And I know once you join their group, if like they own you or something. People ask why they do. They do. But it's a weird metaphysical thing. You join them off here. The Italian mafia. It's great. You're turning it into an alien. Yeah. So my frustration was I knew all the inside baseball. And then you know, you got all these cute cards. I think Robert. You know, or JFK Jr. He's going to return. You know, daily plots and all that. I mean, it is just total black job work. Guess who helped make that that scum Steve Bannon, who's been in on it the whole fucking time. Put up that picture of Noam Chomsky and Steve Bannon. Will you? I want anybody who thinks about, especially the policies that cry about the midterms now. You, the America's fake assholes that you ain't figured it out. I mean, you should have. But in case you haven't figured it out, I want you to always have this picture to look at. So you remember that there's not a left or right here. And if you think there is, you're a fucking cow. Or you're both those guys are buddies with Epstein. And overall, Bannon. I'm going to see Bannon as a bad guy. Good guy. My point is is that they. He's a warlock. They think they're in control. And back when he was asleep a few years ago. Yeah. These guys were the wizards. They were in control. News flash. They in control. So now the old paradigm is collapsing. We can't. We should still stay obsessed with the lies. But do that 50% of the time. Realize we create our own destiny. We're building the new paradigm now. And we're the wizards now. But I'm like the guy that goes to the magic show with her telling kids, Oh, here's the. Here's the hat. Here's the rabbit. I'm like, notice there's a box below it. There's a trap door. You see that box? The rabbit's in there. The rabbit tells the kids the trick, the car trick, the rabbit trick. So that's how you defeat wizards as you show them how the trick works. That's exactly right, Alex. And that's what a good comedian is. Comedy is a form of anti-magic. Right. And Dr. Heather Lynn can tell us better next time. She's on. But it's very close to a crying or grunting or primitive sounds. It's almost like an exorcism. It breaks trances. So you got to be put in a trant. Let's say you make a shitty 83 minute Joe Rogan bashing movie that's almost impossible to sit through. Yeah. And you save all the real bullshit lies that he drinks blood or whatever. Joe Rogan. Nobody at first, let me just stop you there. No way. I'd record a lot of blood with Joe Rogan. Nobody would do that. No. No. We all drink blood. We're not arguing. When I was Bill Hicks. No, yeah. Yeah. That's a joke, folks. I mean, I didn't want to believe it. The funny is, it's like Joe Rogan is so dedicated and so professional that he's almost like a robot. The idea that he's drinking blood is hilarious. Is somebody saying that? Oh, yes. Yeah, you can get Joe Rogan to do something weird. Well, you ain't getting Joe Rogan to do shit. To a Rogan don't want to. Being a fucking Satanist means you're controlled by some cult. Well, that's weird. I'm a Satanist. No, I'm the opposite of a Satanist. Because these people all claim they're all about their individual freedom of shit and other not. Right. All the humanists for some reason hate humans. I don't get it. What is that? Well, they're Satanists. Well, they claim they're what they're fighting. Yeah. Yeah, freedom is a word. A lot of people don't seem to understand these days. Well, if you're dumb shit fucking atheist and I feel bad for New York because you got like half your brain not working. If you're a rational materialist, you literally live in your left brain. That's all you got. Okay. You're supposed to have both. Oh, that's right. And there's Joe Rogan in his other form. Richard Greek. I love the schizophrenia. People say that I'm really Joe Rogan. Like videos of millions of years. There's other videos say I'm a clone that others say I'm really Joe Rogan. Those, which I look almost nothing like him other than the bald head. Plus I look like Bill Hicks. I did not look like fucking Bill Hicks. You kind of do. Uh, then he's a white guy with a well, I mean, Alex. It's a big Texas face. I'm gonna lie. When I saw this, I went deep into it to see if you were Bill Hicks. And I was hope that would be great. Well, if I'm Bill Hicks, I don't know it. Well, Rogan gets accused of being Alistair Crowley. Before I lose my thought here, when you just said Alex about those people coming to you. But the cue bullshit. Yeah. That's like real information. I know it is. Yeah, I believe you got to tell me I'm in the CIA. Um, when uh, those people came to you. Hey, what? You're in the CIA. My cover is blown. These, they were too good. Why don't you tell me we, what? Do you even know anything about the CIA? You don't say no. I don't know. I did say anything about this. Well, I'm not too low level for me. I'm not in the CIA. You don't get a few clearances above, uh, is just below cosmic, I believe. So there's eight above the president at least. Yeah. Maybe more or less. I don't know. But yeah, they say cosmic's like the top of the zone. That's the one three above cosmic. Okay. So I'm not going to tell you one of it. And I want to direct. They always say that. I want direct. There is three certain Canadian. They say cosmic size. That's of course what they say. Trust me. There's three above cosmic. So that's like we're just saying shit now, aren't you? No, I'm not. That's like the Macy's. Three above cosmic. No, the Macy's. They say 33 size. We know. No, we know. The Platinum things real. Dr. Lynn found that too. And you know who is in it. They just Garfield, James A. Garfield. And it was an order of the hermaphrodite. Did you know that? What? Like the one McClure. As a baphim as a hermaphrodite. Yeah, baphim. Yes. But McClure's wife is in some sacred hermaphrodite thing. That's why she is a dick. Yeah. That's why she sits like that. And that's why Candace wasn't wrong about that at all. Now, if you find that hard to believe, I don't give a shit. Fuck you. Okay. What are you talking about? Yeah. It's way to get things out there without getting sued. Yeah. That little lure. That's what they use on Hollywood fucking dipshits who want to help the democratic party for the midterms. There's a lot of them. And that's why there's a real. Oh, I'm a clever Camu fan of Camu. And I got a free PhD in Canada and I'm mad. And you know, Canada is not a real country. So, of course, they're going to talk about the American elections. Can I stop you for a second? Guys, the midterms are coming up. Don't forget to get out there and vote. That's coming from D Trussell from the mystery boys voting. The voting still works. And America is a real country. And show is Canada. And of course, you should be focused on podcasters and actors. That's where the action is. Now, they are literally arresting people that mildly criticize Islam in Canada. It's as bad as you can. They pass the laws it's really bad. Yeah, and I would like to say to the people if you're mad at the muzzies Why don't you go drag King Lizard Charles out of his fucking palace that sucks the life out of you's morons He wants it that way are you stupid? No, he's definitely over the door for it. Can we pull up a picture of King Charles hands? Yeah balloon fingers here Now why do you see like what it dumps? So the reason Hollywood just I want to keep traction Hollywood fucking fairies from it The reason Hollywood actors his hands, dude. He's like I've been inflated too much. We've got a king with blood He gets blood fresh. Look at his fingers. Look at that ring That's you better for my legal Look at his hands look at those sausage fingers. Look at that. Yeah, what does that mean? I don't know it means he's got like out Oh, I got one buddy. Thank you. Thank you very much Anyway, so they recruit dumb fuck actors to do this shit who don't know any better I just want to talk about why don't we talk about I want to explain how these ops work because midterm time is when you're going to see Why is everybody like Joe working doesn't well? Why don't you start over before we went live? Yeah before he started taping you were explaining The different wings of the system. Yeah, and USA's like the satanic left and this is the oh let's put on the video from What's his name who was doing good work, but he's an Israel show, but he's right about this. I just sent to you Tanner He's talking about USA and rap and he's explained 100% since the USA money right up a year ago wraps out of the charts That is so crazy huge that's something real we can talk about which is weird as Trump is all these good things all these bad things And now he's successful. He had a rantec over the Red Sea is right or most and you're exploding Yeah, really horrible so Trump I was warned and when I did your show before he got in I was gonna Hope he came clean about MK monarch the thing that our cash betels referring to what do we play the B.C. Alley on tape yet not the beast. Oh, yeah cash betels like yes our agents fuck dogs But that's part of what the cash betel is referring We're gonna hire prostitutes at the FBI Which you can argue at the point is they're setting up a huge honey pot operation. They're just like saying there's no standards right We're gonna they've been doing this for quite some time. I know I know, but now they're just like yeah We're iron prostitutes and dogfuckers wait. Can I ask something real quick Alex? How what do you do with the anger man? You're at this you I watch you I love you I watch you get dragged attack like it is you are in the center of a never ending maelstrom of Shit where these agencies he's talking about are Constantly coming at you they don't like me because when you get through this coming up Just I've cracked the code on the AI hysteria the end of the world stuff why the big tech guys is that it's gonna cure cancer It's Jesus submit to it all starting a week ago. We're all dead shut it down I've figured out their game plan so they don't like the fact that I figure out what they're gonna do next So it's that predictability that they just want me off the game Well, what do you do? What's the game plan with that? I don't know wait real quick. What do you do with all that I? Would you smoke you see it if you tried to quit vaping or smoking but always end up going back It got a year about our latest sponsor Fume your willpower isn't the problem. 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So you're never facing OCD alone if any of this sounds familiar Visit no CD dot com to book a free 15-minute call It was I mean, I used to be a little angry about about actually I've just I've decided and I know that this is where God chose me to be Yeah, and so it's it's my fate. Right. So I'm happy with it. I'm actually happy. Yes you find prominent you're gonna be fine. Okay. Now the cash but tell thing. Let's not get off the b-stiality I know it makes it totally normal to tell converse. Yes. We have ages and fuck dogs Well, but you see what he's like for the resume. Like I Screwed five German shepherds three colleagues and two Labrador's and a poodle. Well, he's a Brahmin. Okay. So now But why is he saying they have agents that have been abused so they find people that have been abused in this way So you know the IDF was sprays my control. That's right. They were spraying prisoners with a Pheremon to have them assaulted by dogs. That's what Israel does. What you didn't hear this? No, no, Mark Marin didn't hear about it either. He's worried about USA not being a real came out if you want to go and said no Our troops do right people. That's that's good. Israel. Hey Listen Israel had a riot because for the right for the IDF to mail prisoners I have to be on Jimmy Doorshow and see the vile shit these amers there. They're Israel's a disgusting country that I wish nothing But bad for you guys are fucking evil and I had no idea. I'm prejudice against Arabs. I'm a good person Well, let me tell you I know these special ops guys that we're in Iraq I'm gonna sit for decades believe the whole story when they got rotated in to help Israel with Gaza They're now all anti-Israel and they said we're not gonna tell you but it's everything you're saying worse I know a factory where they grab thousands of little kids I'm like age five and they take them and hold these facilities and they rip that a lot of them. Why it's like a spiritual thing It's like a rich. Oh, it's the same reason America did that and George H. W. Bush did that Reagan did that and all your leaders Fucking did that and they still do that and that's what cash betel is referring to so So and that's why I say general flinzo fucking skulls of the Israeli dog written by written by Gary Epstein Yo, remember the real wake in America festival or whatever the fucking general flin gave a rousing speech about the seven rays Which is straight out of Ann Bailey fucking new age satan shit. I remember flins in on it He was part of monarch and he went conscious a few years back in state in the program I got that on the word of people that have monarch victims It's when you realize what they did to you so basically they turn you into a method actor and you don't get to decide when you go into character There's my deal. I mean, I don't I know flinzo overall. He's done good work. Just just somebody told you they're in project monarch and then flinted that yes Is real having dog for people. Yes, the CIA run programs. Yes. I just think at the same time Are they confessed that we know? Okay, we know in the Epstein files. I'm attacked by Epstein Flins attacked by Epstein So I'm just saying there's people out there saying stuff. I think we just can't take well. Let me explain Let me just explain something What do you say wait real quick. I'm so sorry and the leagues and the Stratford. How did he go? Stratford this into probably tells his groups in Austin means Jones is part of it No, I'm in the Stratford emails that got hacked and they're attacking me You know, why what is he? What's the what's the main reason he's attacking? What is he saying? They're like in 2016. Oh Jones, you know, he's exposing Human traveling and we got to get him So my my point is I'm not saying you're wrong hurt my point is is that a lot of this the overall stuff's true I'm not some water bearer for Flint. I mean, I've been in five or six times about in the show like 15 times People say I'm Bill Hicks and that's a very stupid thing and I'm very discerning so you don't worry about you don't got to worry about what I think I don't know, but I heard so much. Maybe I am I heard flame. Yo, I heard flame give the speech I can't remember the medium who's he was repeating, but that's how I know you're a Luciferian and not a Christian I think he was quoted something about St Michael or something. Yeah, that doesn't make it better Don't make it no better. Why by the way if your cap here's it is because some new age are quoted St Michael quotes I'm not trying to get the seven raising. I don't know what same Michael even is, but the seven raise That's the seven mountains mandate. That's dominionism. That's all connected. Oh the movie So when Steve Bannon has that China Federation hat on I think it's on your show with this. No, you were attacking Bannon before it ever came out in Epstein And I don't know Bannon well, but even a few times. Don't show some it is true that Bannon is the second most emailed person Other than like Nat Rothschild And then you've got Trump's daughter like oh, we met in the prime minister gave us this island the second biggest I don't know Jimmy nook, but nook base and then and then the whole country erupts to Albania. I mean, that's all real I'm not saying most of what you're saying is not real and you said Bannon is cute and I can just tell you that That's true, you know who said it my fifth wife Jenna But what she said was it was Bannon and work with that sea Epstein who's alive by the way I believe because and my old saying was if Epstein's dead he worked for Israel and if his alive Israel worked for him because he is a liaison with the holy Rothschild family the billionaires that all the libels don't talk about me now listen one thing I got wrong was I knew that Epstein was a big powerful go for forum And I knew he was in the I'm sorry a big powerful way go for go for what is that Like on this is a Kind of a made-or-dee Renfield to get Dracula Renfield got it. Yeah, that's great. That's a great book. He's a Renfield But I was wrong. I was wrong when they released a 3.2 million emails videos and things which I've been over a lot of them and people crowdsourced I couldn't read them all but they're always finding that we should go back to that because it's a Suppressing another the other half 3.2 million In there at 30 years old in 1991 Basically running the girl school for the guy that was in the CIA and the US regional twice bar And his dad wrote a book called space relations about aliens kidnapping. Yeah, you ever read it on another planet. We read it on this show. Yeah. Yeah, so We brought it up on the show. Sorry, Alex You know the point of space relations is saying I should buy the sequel You have a car. No, I know the sequel. Yeah, it's got more guess what it has more of in it We'll tell us in a minute because I didn't know that but but let me let me tell you In there and then people wouldn't check the corporate records. It was true He by by the early 90s He wasn't just on the Toronto Commission. He was on the board and when David Rockefeller did want to do anything He he was the stand-in so he was the head of the trilateral commission since the early 90s And that's why Trump was like jealous and emails like oh, he's more important than me and stuff even the first administration So he was the main Rothschild representative Through that whole Masad Am I sexy? I need to tell this network So Epstein Arrow it's kissing his ass including Israeli intelligence all of them because he literally Was the head of the trilateral commission since like 93 or so. He's okay in the in the interview that came out now The I originally as a joke on the Dunnigan show when we had a fake news show where Stallone's the anchor It was like celebrities tell it was called the talk down. This celebrity's telling you the news So just for funsies. I slipped in the previews of that documentary that was promised in newsweek Where Epstein is talking about how he was always in times up in me too Cuz yeah, I couldn't believe what I was looking at and he sounds like Woody Allen, you know So we made like the the more you know kind of commercials out of it what he also hung out with him Yeah, oh my ass They're paid who didn't Joe Rogan and he's one of two people I know of in the files that told them to go fuck themselves They did they tried to get him entangled with Lawrence Krauss Yeah, Lawrence Krauss tried to get him. He was like telling you before the second arrest You're told me way before it. You know they they was like 10 years ago. I won't go this fucking freak friend to Johnny Depp anyway uh so uh That interview when band is saying that that guy's not creepy looking No, not at all. Listen, uh, hey, I tried to bring this up at Neil deGrasse Tyson But all the scientists are pepper that's the scientist Yeah, that's why gates that's why gates used him was the blackmail The whole side of a network They wouldn't take cash they take something. That's why Neil deGrasse Tyson will say some hilarious shit like NASA never lies Okay, that was the best thing ever so wait the thing you describe it Yeah, you think Neil deGrasse Tyson said Which means it's true because he is a scientist Alex. I love you You know when a scientist says something and you're not a scientist like Fauci. I am the scientist you have to believe it like it means No, I don't why would I have to believe it am I wrong if it's scientists to the peeled experts Yes, okay, I would encourage your story short. I had the Kissinger group And there's only swear I can tell the Swedish but probably meetings and it's not illegal. I won't say it But in front of my producer John Harmon like 16 years ago Rothkoff had the kisser group says come here And Harmon's there you know the speaker phone listening to it And we want to hire you so you can be the leader of the patriot movement you'll get a big seat at the table blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and that's the same group So yeah, that's how they work and I remember that came out of the WikiLeaks They tried to get Joe to me with me told him you fuck you. So that's good My point is it's in all the emails that I'm not involved Joe's not involved worth let's just get that hypersecure We're not involved with these people and I'm dedicated by it and instead you know people just ignore that no Well there it's not sincere wait wait wait wait this is the big I guess they call dead internet theory All those lies that would would connect you to it are by people because there's a midterm coming up Well, I was hey, yeah, the globalist left-and-right are discredited. So they're only moved next to say oh loyal opposition Controlled opposition. Yeah, what the fuck? I'm against all the wars. I'm against the AI take over I mean it's at all and I'm constantly having a fan. I'm not in there because they teach the public nobody Well MC the truth is Is the devil's greatest trick was he didn't exist? That's not true. It's that good doesn't exist. They're a lot of There are a lot of good people. Yeah, I'm sure I'll tell you the main ones that free will doesn't exist any motherfuckers says that to you You're fucking enemy exactly. They go. You're a robot. It's all programming. You were dummy shit to believe that no you have total free will Here's what they know I guess you can't help because you got no free will you fucking husk if you do what you guys are doing right now Which they hate which is tell the truth do you know what they say? You're crashing out They say you're crashing out right now Guys look you're crashing in anytime you start telling the truth when you break out of the matrix. I'm about to blow it up my face Jones Jones and Kurt they all had a crash out. Yeah, wait a minute. Oh first of all, I've been crap in a state of crash out since 2000 new podcast. 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I didn't but I so I gotta give credit who ever told you But the first guy I heard this nail it you said this person and I was like no Epstein says he was appointed to the the trilateral commission at age 30. Now, as soon as I heard, the trilateral commission, Duncan, if you don't know, is the top of the pyramid. The trilaterals are who installed the Iatola of Iran. It coordinates all the different globalist movements. Jimmy Carter, morning Micos, or Big New Brzezinski author of the book about the Technotronic State, where he describes how we're gonna have influencers. Who started the trilateral commission? David Rockefeller. Now David Rockefeller. - Rockefeller. - Yeah. - Here is a fun fact. So his brother, the little weird one, is the one fund in Stephen Greer, and that stupid UFO movie with fucking James Clapper in it, and Brennan, like they're like, oh, they had an attack of the other. - Oh, I'm glad it's some big fake alien thing, right? That's what Bluebeam is. - It's everything that's fucking, yo, dude, springmire ain't right about everything, but, and oh, what's his name, ain't right about-- - Springmire. - They're not right about everything, but I don't care. You can be wrong about shit. I just need that off you. If you lie to me, motherfucker, I'm gonna still get what I want. - Yeah. - Fuck, this is why people know not to like, debate me, 'cause I don't fucking debate. I want you to convince me that I didn't see what I was-- - I really can't debate somebody. I'm just listening to what they're saying to say what I want. I'm not even having a discussion with 'em. - Well, if you were, you know, now let's take a great debate. - It's said most of the betters just go, ooh, I beat you. - Yeah. - Well, I got you again. - Yeah. - Let's say you're a great debater, like Andrew Wilson. Let's take a master debate with-- - One of the best. He's incredible. - Okay, so that guy is playing for an audience, but I'm selfish. I'm traumatized by the truths that I know, 'cause I saw them with my eyes. So I need you, I'm hoping you're much smarter than me, 'cause I don't think I'm so smart. I need a smarter person to calm me the fuck down, 'cause I'm crashing out, 'cause I just learn they fucking eat kids. You fucking lose it. - By the way, let's not forget. We read, I'm crashing out over the cannibalism. - It's like, the sex slave is at the Marriott, you know, the sex slave is at the Weston. We're delivering the jerky. - Oh, this is frozen, I want fresh. It's literally the most macabre shit. - Nobody freezes beef jerky. Who's into beef jerky? I mean, it's the first real fucking-- - But they even call it sex slaves. They say the sex slave acted up. We will punish her tonight. - Well, just to exonerate, it's like, it's so horrible. - Wait, can I just-- - Imagine like, go around your life, there's a sex slave way, you know? - You know, I was like, oh, I was supposed to pick up dinner for the family, like-- - Dean Martin was into that, and I guess who else-- - See, see, see, people say that, like, you know, all of Hollywood, listen to me, listen, listen. I can't say their name, I don't have an issue with it. If I didn't see it, I'm not gonna-- - Well, Dean Martin? - Hey, you could, you could talk me out of my belief, anything. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - I'm not saying bad, I'm just saying. - Say it, tell me how I'm wrong, because what I've seen from the-- - What the fuck? What did you say, dude? - Wait, just calm down, I told you about Hunter S. Thompson, and I believe-- - You want that, but what do you say, Dean Martin did? - Guess what, fans, what, oh, I didn't say it. The Golden Age of Hollywood, Frank Sinatra, by the way. Now, they always talk about Sammy. You know, he's your Satanist and whatever, and you've seen that, right? The Sammy did-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You've seen him with Eddie Murphy. I thought he was-- - Now, wasn't he with Anton Levay? There's a picture from where they-- - Yes, and also Michael Aquino, the guy that-- - Girl, no, he says he was, that all agreed, okay? - I mean, you know what else is a fucking Satanist? Is Frank fucking St. Atra? Frank Sinatra's mother, what was her name? They called it the pin, 'cause she did abortions with the speak easy where they traffic people. Old blue eyes when he's young in that cool picture where for you're seducing married women, he was a fucking male prostitute. So that guy, the AC Doocy, male prostitutes, don't just fuck married ladies, but it's all being set up. That guy probably helped kill Marilyn Monroe and he was definitely an MK Handler. Bob Hope, you know, Nor McDonnell has this great bit where he talks about how Bob Hope, he's impressed with him. Sounds like he's complimented him. And 10 minutes in he goes, 'cause everybody loves me, he just wasn't funny and I just respect that so much that everybody would applaud and laugh even though he was never funny. And I was like, wow. - Why did you see Trump? He talks about hard lightning goes. Yeah, Howard was at work every day for decades but wasn't there that day? - He's fucking with him. - Yeah, he's very great, but he's fucking with us. He's like literally telling everybody, 'cause Trump's on CNN and local New York TV the day of 9/11 after saying there's bombs. - Yeah, yeah. - And yours was like, "Lednik, boy, you're lucky. You weren't there." There was Larry Silverstein. - So he answered your question, by the way, I want to say Trump's dumb. No, he's not, he's sick. - Alex, to answer your, well, he's from a, they're all from, to answer your question of how I pick out who's saying gibberish like Joe Rogan is Richard Greco. Well, a lot of these people will tell me stuff that I don't believe. I don't believe this shit when you first, 'cause I don't believe shit. Just tell me what you're gonna tell me. And then I'll correlate it 'cause I'm not autistic. I can make connections. It's not called skits, so it's called not being a genetically engineered autistic Disney fan. I can make the connections later. So for example, when things bear out. - What the hell is this? - So Trump, before the election, I didn't have faith in Trump, I'm not an idiot, but I had hoped that all the shitty talked, and I said it on your show. I hope it comes out about monarch. That's why Kanye's like that, and Britney's like that. - You're not gonna go to war. - Oh, he's gonna cut the penny, the doge. So somehow the leader of old Venice. - Yeah, what I think what happened is, the working theory, Trump used Elon and Doge to get the dirt. Just four months in, he makes it deal in turn sideways. So he used that to get dirt on them to make a deal with them. - Okay, can I tell you my theory? - Yeah, that's a joke that you's brought up. That's a joke where I'm fucking wrong. That joke, I didn't know. Fucking shit, when I made that joke that you just pulled up. - Kurt, let me tell you my theory. - Don't pick some words. - What? - Can I share my theory? This is my theory. - I don't like blueish. - On the AI thing. Let me just try this. We'll have to know your thoughts, both of them. - That's really Indians in a room. - No, I hate to use it. This is what I think actually is what, this is what happened. The, you know, everybody knows like Silicon Valley, the tech bros, they have so much power. What do we know about them? They have our phones. They have all of our information. Sure, they're gonna say it's encrypted or whatever. Come on, they have everything. Like you can find Steve Jobs when they're trying to get Apple to decrypt phones. Steve Jobs said, what would happen if Apple all of a sudden started saying that JFK was killed by the CIA, which was obviously a threat saying, we have your fucking phones, you dumb asses. Why are you fucking with us? We have all your data. Stop. So like this is a, whatever the Silicon Valley thing is, is its own mafia. - Mafia. - And so they know everything about it. They've got everything. They know everything. Fucking Epstein. Forget Epstein. Some cameras and rooms while people are like. - That's small fry. - That's small fry. - These are shit. - They have everyone's phones. And we trust that they aren't looking at our texts. Like please. - And now they've got to have the AI through. - Yeah. Well, no. So here's the next step. - We need to watch your call. We have an AI for that. - Here's the next step. What they know for sure. It's, everyone's like, it's an AI bubble. It's being inflated by these people. It's not real. They're freaking out. They know what's coming. What's coming. - I agree. I saw it a clip of you this week randomly. Maybe I was coming to show. I just saw it. Maybe a month ago, whatever you were saying, they know, they know what's coming because they have this big aggregate or the AI could tell them because they're scooping, it's way better than a pole. They're able. What did you say? It was like, I don't remember. But I'll tell you what is happening. These people, Altman, Musk, all of them. They're hanging out with unaligned AGI's. Like they're talking, forget your stupid chat TV. - Oh, the AI's. They've got a way back. - What a shit. - But wait, you have to understand. - They give us filter the AI's. They've got to roll with them. - So they're hanging out. - Is this news here? - No, wait. Let me get to my point. - Oh, we're telling people. - They're hanging out at the fucking core of the thing and they are having conversations with these things and it's freaking them out because probably these things are telling them shit that it's about to happen, making prophecies, predicting things. They're losing their fucking shit, right? Now, here's my point, what advanced protege of Peter Teal, right? Musk, pals with Peter Teal, right? - Member of Shobdye. - Here's what happened. Musk gets sinned in, not because of Doge or any of that bullshit. He's an emissary of the Warlock skill. He wants Trump to deregulate AI. - Oh, that's a good point. - Because he knows what's coming. - He's got that devil form. - He knows what we regulate. - If we regulate this shit, if we regulate this shit, then China's going to summon the fucking Gojira. China's going to summon the-- - Gojira. - Yeah, thank you. The Khaju. China's going to-- So we have to summon the Khaju first. - Do you see the flaw in this plan? - So when you hear Trump now, this week coming out because all of these people, fucking Altman, the dude from Anthropic, all of them are like, dude, dude, no, we have to slow this down. Why? If the fuck's going on, deep in those labs, it shook them. And now they're all like, no, stop. And Trump is like, no, we're going to keep going. - Duncan. - Because if we stop, China-- - You hear yourself. - I don't hear myself. I'm deaf. - Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry. - Do I sound weird when I talk? - You got a little bit where you-- It's like new that-- - I'm sorry. - I get sealed. - He's mosaic illogically. Stop sipping him. Don't gas light. - Don't si-- I'm for gas light, dude. - No, Duncan, you're shouting. You're deaf. You can't tell. - I'm talking about wisdom. - Well, I got a round view on what's going on with the big AI. - No, Duncan, so these nerds that are autistic. So just so you know, and this is my wild conspiracy that I made up that I had never get to tell. Well, once I'm talking to you. They made all these autistic freaks. And what is autism? It's not psychopathy. They tried to make psychopathy with like kindergarten. That's why you got to kindergarten because people don't want to pull a trigger. But the next best thing is autism. 80% of them don't drive they love all the products and they don't connect That's why they call you a skit. So if you connect the dots like a person of normal Taint-size and intelligence to go you're a skit. No, you autistic. Fuck. You can't There you go, so think of Elon now. Let me tell you about the flow of People you have will so so these nerds think the AI is alive they're to play with and it's not they don't know how a human's act No, it's repeating back to me talk to it more as the ultimate narcissism because it's only creating and showing you Whatever's the most popular stuff back like I was I took a ride two-weeks-go in viral in the new cybertaxi and I said what happened in fours? Oh the onion owns it blah blah blah and I went search deeper and it was actually lost the Bed and they did to get it and Bloomberg's behind it and totally failed, but I had to tell it that to have a search again So yeah, say that again Bloomberg a Michael Bloomberg. Yeah, the Mithreas restoring the original temple of Mitra and Rome Back when Tracy Twyman found that it. Yeah, he owns he owns the onion. It's on record So that Collins fuck is working for him. Yeah Wow no shit look this is real Wait, you don't know about this don't let's just I'll take a minute, but let me forget me I'm not that important. You guys want to hear the AI thing. Yes, yum. Okay, so I Said this like a year ago. You can see the pre-programming the prediction programming either But then I'm at smart with intelligence. I can like you said see what they're promoting So they've been saying it's gonna cure cancer. You're gonna live forever. No more no more work They're dead everything's gonna be great with AI and then a week ago they go the earth is doomed We're all dead AI is gonna kill you. We put breaks on it. So inthropic and a couple of the other big companies they put forward their plan It's a Trump and the AI Commission the AI Council he's got they gave immunity to and they said Send the government in shut down all the small AI's create a centralized AI yeah, and we predict there's gonna be a massive attack By a Rogai or I ran a rush or something so no, so here's the thing the bubbles about to break. Yeah, they want to say a Rogai or I ran did it. Yeah To then blame the crash and stock on all the money they've stolen on that it's a new 9/11 and Then They're gonna come in and say now. We've got to have this plan. We wrote we predicted it Where we have government control and government agents in every AI and everyone else is banned from developing their own AI Because how do you counter a one ring of Mordor? Well imagine Soron's got the one ring. What if you can make more rings right? So they want one ring to find them all in the darkness. You know buying them. Yeah, and and and and and so they've already said this And so already predicted before they would do this or these Lord of the ring names exactly so they're getting ready To launch the cyber attack to be blame on Rogai or I ran or something They basically already pre-programmed it all so that when the stock goes on all this happens They're the savers that warned of it and then they go we've got to have an AI dictatorship with only one AI What you need to have because the only way if you can't stop an air revolution is to have other aIs that can counter it because the truth is These other aIs are for surveillance and control the big mega AI It's to control you you can have Disconnected aIs that just get limited data that still do a great job for humans They don't give us access to our collective subconscious that can defeat them So it's an arms race. They're like like we still the Russians you get ready your nukes We're making more secretly and they were too. So it's an arms race This is the same stuff as an arms race. It is and I said that two weeks ago the Chinese command said Not defending the commissar, not there another powerboat. They said this is an arms race like the Cold War You just want to put the brakes on what we're doing because you're worried we're gonna be right So that's all they so they are yep So that's it. So they're doing it more fit. This is what so funny is they they're AI because they always want they stole They got these little these fuckers are just stealing shit right and left And then they think trying to find a more efficient way to do it because they don't have them chips We got they found a more efficient way they're getting better There's a one one hundred the cost but the point is yeah, but that's coming. I thought communism doesn't work Well, let's say AI is ask their AI they built to actually dominate the market you need the AI the West is building Already has a social credit score way worse the Chinese is implemented. It is designed to surveil and control So it is much more complex is trying to control the Chinese just cut right the chase that we want to answer here It is we already have the authoritative data. So We're building two different AIs Listen you I think you're right. I think you're right, but there's one angle. I think you didn't mention which is Remember the radium girls Yeah, yeah, dude. I love it. You know, they're fucking pain. They're teeth are falling out This is AI AI is radioactive. We already know people just with Access to the consumer-based models are fucking killing the press Right these guys have access to the pure freebase AI and what you're I think but both you're missing. Oh most important point of the day Exactly It's like in all the whole point I just went like when they find the fucking Arkham stone or the ring it destroys them I'm gonna shut up elaborate there. You're dead on they have got access to the Palantir. Yeah to the crystal Yeah, and and like and oh says hey, what do you do with a Palantir? A Palantin? They're dangerous. He goes Why shouldn't we use it? You're exactly right. They're the most the Chinese will use it if I don't They're the most infected so elaborate on that that you you elaborated way better than I know elaborate on this Yeah, I can't do better than that. That's my that's the point I was trying to make they have been In completely an unhygienic situation in the future which there might not be people are gonna look back and be like what the fuck It's like I was told this people say why don't you say the name? I have a meetings with people at a high level. I'm not gonna build a bird group member senators You name it. I'll tell them there's and they have literally Basically said we're scared both once the elites are running to the southern hemisphere They have basically admitted they think this is out of control And the fact is they can spawn anybody they want a spouse and neighbor they can figure out a future stock thing the problem is more of them get it That's what they want to centralize now other people have this godlike power So it's the Atlantean moment whether Atlantis existed or not 12,000 years ago and blew up the Atlantic That this power source this crystal that cracked whether that was an allegory or our psychic power envisioning our future Yeah, we are at the Atlantean moment where we are not god. We have godlike power. You got it How do you know it's not the Lemurian moment? Well, don't do the same thing the Lemurian suck We're talking why is that I don't know I think I don't know because they're in the inside Mount Chaste eating babies Yeah, I know that so like anybody with any kind of real power right now I can guarantee you they've been given access to an AI that is exponentially better than the more it's cracked Do you read about that there? It is manipulating their their enemy fans I forgot to say don't watch anime five years ago I got called this meeting. They said a private jet picked me up and I'm up trying to brag here This is real folks. It's all for our meeting and I meet and there's a couple tech heads as much as their much of professors And it's like in big room for like four hours and they weren't telling me we want to buy you. We want you to be on our side They stopped that ten years ago. It was all We have run an AI program on your predictions. We found you're probably one of them. I'm gonna write this seven You're one of the most accurate people of the most accurate in the world We're modeling a off your predictions But we want to know what you think about this and we're worried about this this moment that is coming this basically Atlantean moment That you've talked about and the fact that the fact that they can predict the future because it can actually It directs people once enough people are in the node it directs them to make the future And and that's what Google has recently set up for they admit We already know all of this you say to make the future. Yes, so that's why flit flint in them of the same philosophy Not that god will do it you say you believe in god, but no we need to have the dominion They all got the same philosophy of Atlanteis don't they okay? Here's the whole world has to be hours if we don't do it the bad guy But my point was is that That's what they said is We figured out that controlling the future Because we can make a decision in the future with this, but then we don't control what even the AI control what comes after it So I don't it's like the old allegory of the genie you go give me a thousand pounds of gold better say put in front of me a thousand pounds of gold the genie will drop it on your head Okay, yes that happened to me the the what I'm I did see that the new horror movie from Curie Parker the bi the bi the best model for this is the queen b the queen b releases fairamones that controls the high We're in a tech high right now. Yeah, it's a fucking. I was the prophet Joseph Smith told us we're in a hive and and that You busy like a bee that's the Mormon way their warlocks the algorithm is the fair moon The algorithm is the fairamones and so the AI before the AI where we are now we couldn't control the algorithm as we can now now Because dumbasses like me and everybody else are just but the posting their fucking political views online Not me. We know who you are and more than that. We know how to shift you So the algorithm is a pheromonal AI release that goes through the internet scanning people for their political ideations and then Showing them content that can push the needle towards what the state or whatever you want to call it the controlling Like Cambridge Analytica out of control, Duncan dude. I'm telling you That's great how you're putting it by that. That's what it is. I can't believe how it actually I'm suspicious of you because of how Insafe is what you had the best friends with Peter That's what like how good are friends? Well, that's the dumb trobe because he was a little tech trying to get in the middle of the current Constellation of power. So that's why people say oh you defend Peter till no wait, wait You're telling me not to focus on just one billionaires if if they disappeared it would all be fixed like how can to so and disappeared I would believe to you as if if only she would disappear if only Alex Jones to disappear I would believe the opposite all the things are mad that he told me like it's gonna go away. Are you fucking retarded you can't get rid of Well, no the elite know you're away to the establishment so they give you one thing doesn't mean you defend it It's like flock cameras I go. Yeah, you know your phones worse than a flock cameras North Korean your fucking pockets stupid You know you're smart meters worse. They're like oh God or cover flock. No, I'm saying flock is amateur compared Alex the last time you were on my podcast you talked about the recording I don't remember the specifics that you figured out there were like microphones recording people I wish I could remember the specifics but LG do you know what just happened with LG? Yeah, no, no I'll tell you a whole story. You have that letter. Oh, yeah, thanks sir. Okay So I got an access TV in 94 just taking classes down there. I was had my own show by 95 got a local radio show by 96 And in 97 at the radio station Told us very wrong last week. I said TV station. I thought about it. It was a radio station I'm walking on like 10 o'clock at night and there's a guy like in a Maybach 200,000 on Mercedes. He's an older guy that gets out. He's wearing a suit and he goes Here is the secret manual for the scientific Atlantic cable box. It's in most of country. Yeah, and he said I was an engineer there He got killed soon after a couple years later. I was showing a movie at Elmo draptiles his son shows up Who's already been alleged? You know this guy was old and said no, they they killed my dad after he talked to you He goes get your side of Atlantic cable box Use this tool to open it. There's a microphone in it. It's creating a word document of everything you say They're going to claims for advertising which really an NSA project running his dad was an NSA engineer. Yeah So I go on access TV in like 1996 Open this box up show them the manual and The next time I'm down there two FBI just show up in plain clothes. They weren't suits and basically threat me in the parking lot You better watch y'all You know what you're doing is dangerous. It's not responsible and I should know I used to fuck a dog before the FBI found me Yeah, well you're gonna be So my point was it later came on the truth. So I was getting divorced. Let me remember I say you remember the timeline 14 years ago for my first wife And so I'm buying new TV so I buy this big screen samsung and I go let me look at the terms of service Yeah, literally says I did a video on this one viral it says you shouldn't be saying anything you don't want public Same thing Eric Smith said at Google And it said we we will record audio and video we will send it back to parties Don't say anything it was written in plain English. Yeah, don't say anything you don't want public Now now so yeah when I saw More than a public that people won't put up for me. It's what I saw when I was only fans when I saw LG $70,000 engineers 500 hours. They just hooked up a deal to it was sending Text messages files everything said I can you pull up LG monitor LG TVs work or do LG TVs and the point is as I told people this 30 years ago 29 years ago when I saw this I was thinking but the point is how do you think you say to Alexa the Amazon assistant or the Google? Hey Alexa. Hey Siri if it's not turned off. It's always listening always listening and it's all and of course that was the whole point of this Is this beyond 1984 the point is it's now and Biden signed a law all new cars now have a camera hidden in the dash Cameras they watch your face they're recording uh three months ago they had Meta employees funny and Kenya go public and say we don't like it. We're watching men have sexual their wives We're watching people in meetings steal money at casinos They said and they went public and said you need to know What you're doing is all being recorded and flagged by humans. Yeah, so it listen I look in the camera and say the end worldwide jerk off and now I feel bad tv tv Well, that's okay, but it's your personal thing tv I look at the old one 25 years ago You watched tv. It was a broadcast. He didn't want you. You listen to radio. It didn't want you. Yeah, right everything now Is watching you and listening and building a profile. Yeah, and what I love is that it's finally out in the news Uh, that that this is an eagle on can you play that youtube video? I mean we are all at a p-ditty party. Can I tell you what's just a apologize real quick? Hey, Kenyans. Okay, look I just got to do what I got to do to get off. I feel bad now I thought you guys were into pull up pull up pull up. I think you like glasses and I feel I'm a better Employees of meta have ethical moment or something These kittens are like we feel bad. We watch you have sex with your wife. Oh, I don't mean you feel bad, dude No, I'm not kidding. They went in a press conference. I'm sorry Kenyans. I didn't know I thought you like it and I was really leaning into it I thought we had like a thing and I mean you couldn't pick Keny of all places. One of the main things is Kenya I support those people. He's a chopper we watch you put the pp and why is bullet hole? Wait, where those Kenyans fucking hack you up or colonial hack up people It's true. I support those type in meta Metaglasses make employees question. Can you be honest my dick's pretty big though, right? I want to hear it from you like in you say my dick's big Look, can I just come clean because now that I know that the new god is watching which is working class Kenyans Look, it's not here. I'm sorry. I need you to watch me to get off. I didn't know you didn't like it type in meta glasses Metaglasses video being reviewed by humans it was a point was It hit a few stories, but it was like the Kenyans in a prank. I was said We have other good questions. We are watching a boom boom. Sorry malmouse. Yo, I support the malmouse. Don't hold it against me what it did people know They're being surveilled right like most people know they're being yeah, yeah, they're to see We can use it like you know, Malie read probably video footage captured by users a meta AI smart glasses Trying the company say I told you train the AI. I'm looking to it. They're reviewed data included highly sensitive moments such as people And dressing using bathrooms and visible visible personal information like credit card details. Oh like god can see yeah Everything's being recorded. I'm an atheist like a lot of listeners. I'll see the comments. They go Jones is insane. He's a great writer. He's making this up. I can't make up kitties Who is saying they're watching you fuck your wife? Who the fuck is it? It's like who can come up with this? Goddamn it. I mean like we're delivering the children for you to eat like I want to just talk to the punk asses of this fake ass country. You're all only fans bitches Only some of you get paid the rest of you Kenyans would pay to not see you and how dare you Kenyans have a question like we watch you fuck your wife They literally the big articles are like we see them steal and we feel bad No, listen, hey, hey, it's not right. Hey Kenyans. I should be watching you fuck my wife like the great Tim Heideker That would happen without anger Well, let's pull up. Here's a song. Here we go. Here's a song like I'm not by I'm a cuck or something There's my thing. I'm like you hear a song. I'm not by. I'm a cuck You get to me, but if you don't need a buddy, it's for the list of window into the CIA I'll be handcuffed to the toilet. If you want me to tell you the whole onion story in the CIA, please I would love it. Yeah, I want to hear that. I want to show the big AI Apocalypse I hear this thing. He's the most important thing. It's all ties in but I like you tell the one you just said Believe me because my ass has been run over. I got tire marks on me. I'm happy to talk about myself Wait, tell me that onion. Tell me on your thing. That's all right. Okay, so uh It got declassified in court. It got leaked. They admit it. We need to put I'm assuming the civil rights law since you don't see the news so they admit the CIA Under Obama 2013. This was declassified by Trump last year Put me under national security threat like a foreign government. You wonder what was all the articles all the attacks It wasn't that I was that important. They just chose me as the model to bet a test on and they even that's right And I'd say this we I got sent a disc from the FBI So they said we're gonna treat him like a foreign government. We're gonna frustrate him. We're gonna be banging We're gonna shut him down because we see him as a folk hero and if we can shut him down Once he silenced I didn't get this all read it. Oh my god. I'm fucking dumb. They go once he silence We can say anything we want in his voice So he's thinking about censorship. They don't just silence you once they silence you now they speak as you like a body snatcher Yeah, so that's the right but I got news for people But look people do notice it, but here's what they're banking on because Uh The you're gonna everybody's gonna die soon So they're like when you knew Rogan that's our Rogan gonna come out. They just got to wait it out a little bit They got hundred two hundred year plans. So are we gonna die and you could already see the new generation can't fucking read or tie their shoes They can't read Yeah, so guess what? What's that? What's that until I forget now? You're gonna tell me about Ian. Oh, yeah Okay, so they do these two lawsuits the Texan advocate they have literal Democrat judges. They find me civilly liable with default, then they have HBO produced show trials with makeup on the judge. They're going to arrest me if I don't go to these things never did anything. They said never even barely even talk about these people. And I get there and I figure all this out the middle of it that it's not just rigged. It's Truman show. Yeah. Because I was in Texas. They started it four years before, but they had it right before the midterm, four years ago, where it's in Texas in August and then it's in October in Connecticut. And I'm sitting there at the second time with the next judge in Connecticut and you're sitting there. I told you look over and I saw the same script and the things I couldn't say that what she was supposed to say of the same letter had because I knew the other judge was rigged. But I went, oh my God, it's coordinated. And they're interrogating me in the first day of the interrogation. And they see me go like this almost threw up because I was wearing like this. This is way more corrupt than I thought. So I kind of go like this and they smile that they've gotten with the question to my listening. It was when I went, oh my God, this is actual Truman show. This isn't just rigged. Yeah. This is just scripted. This is 100% fucking fake. Yeah. I'm the only one who doesn't know this. Like, even Alex Jones is like, I was a naive. Okay? Right. Oh, it's always worse than you think. So then I, that happens. Their next guest is the head of the FBI in Connecticut. And they were hiding in plain view. So they put him up. Their head counsel. And he goes, I created the lawsuits. I went and got the family to sue Jones because they were worried. We'd find that. We're like, why is he saying that? It didn't make sense to later. Then whistleblowers come out underground videos. He deposed them, they admit that the CIA under Obama, who was basically still the president when Trump was in the first time, this time, he's the president. See what that's like. It's like, okay, great. We are. Oh, God. It's, this is bad. Yeah. Trump is finally president. Look what's going on. But before Obama had stay behind networks, and all these people in charge, it's a stay behind network. It's where you put your bureaucracy in it. It looks like things changed. It really hasn't. It split to sell. It's split to sell. So, so then that all goes on, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, what was, what was it till? So you're talking about that, the FBI, dude, when you're, what was the point I was in the, left behind Obama thing before that, see, but problems, I go back to the memory, and then I can't remember the last thing. Yeah, that's what happens to me all the time. Nonsense up. But I mean, I am a very heavy, legal, mind smoker. No, the, the, the, the poor you're trying to make is you realize that you are in the crosshairs of a massive, oh, the onion, yeah, because my problem is it's so big. Imagine trying to tell eight years of hell. Yeah. I'm not complaining. It's like, it's like, you try to describe it to our movie. It's impossible. Yeah. I'm like, like, I have tire tracks. I'm like a planning. I'm actually, I mean, this, I appreciate it because it gave me a real education. Yeah. Like, until I got caught in the jaws of this, I had, what's this thing? I said, teeth on you. Yeah. And it's saliva's running over the wounds. Yeah. You don't, you don't get it till you're in its fucking jaws. Yeah. But then my lawyers are like, you're bankrupt. You have no money. They're saying I have hundreds of millions in the air. Never had $10 million dollars. It's all lies. The clear bankrupt. They go, hopefully a federal court will be better. So we go to this federal court, which was better in that it would do me know favors, but it kind of halfway fall of the law. And so the judge goes, all right, he's ready to sell him for wars to pay the debts. I order a cash auction two months from now, do it. So then the day of the auction, they go, the auction's off, then they have a private auction of the onion, which we learned is the satirical newspaper that Bloomberg, every town, gun control group is fun. And this is all in the documents. Holy shit. Every town, that fucking thing. Really? Yeah, yeah. So, so, so then, so then the day after the auction, which was fake, they didn't pay anything for it. They wouldn't let outside people. Only have people coming and trying to get it. Yeah. They want money. They literally, I told the crew, get there at 8 a.m. They're going to be there at 8 a.m. That's what bureaucrats work. They show up. I'm live on here. They cut it off. And I go and bitch. I go to the judge. I say, this is a fake auction. He goes, yeah, I'm not going to say it's criminal, but it looks like that. He shuts it down. Then he goes through the bankruptcy, all this other stuff. They get defeated in state and federal court. So four months ago, the onion announces, now owned by every town's owner of it, this is Bloomberg. They announce we are info wars. We have the studio. We're there. The fake studio and didn't do it blue screen. They bought the same fucking desk, I mean, which was like 15 years old. I don't know how they, somebody made the new desk, the new shit with Heidegger. They put it on and they say, not only are in the air at info wars in Austin, Alex Jones had his head blown off today. They cut to A.I. Me and Mike. So fuck with me. It was my Tahoe with my license plate number, but, but an AI with my head blowing off as a threat. You missed about that in my car. So, so they, they show my, my car when I had really pulled up in a restaurant series before, they had footage of me. They show my real car, but add my head blowing off. Let him, you know, we're following you and we just blew your head off and they said, yeah, Alex Jones, but it's has to say, so, so then they do that. So then the state court of appeals is run by women and Democrats. They override them, throw out the judgment. Now the Supreme Court is taking it, just put a two year stay on it, everything is going against them. They're in full panic mode right now, but my point is, because they don't control every court yet. They're not all powerful. Yeah. At least news. But the point is, think God is real is there is the supposed, yeah, who were so safe. Oh, thank God it's Zionist versus you know, you just roll over, this is all over. They're so violent. That's the part to me. Dude, imagine, like a month ago, two months ago, they go, Alex Jones is dead. So I tune into it. And I'm like, that was me like two weeks ago at that restaurant, my mom. And then it's, I go, that's my license plate. It was me. And then they, so they're, they're filming me. And then they show me kill letting us know that's a big burger, fucker. But they act like they care about life. They act like they were fighting this monster that did all this. And meanwhile, they came out in the documents. The San Diego family, Democrat party, Bloomberg's gun control group couldn't raise money for gun control 2017, 2018, when they ran all those articles, they raised $300 million at least by saying I was attacking them, give us money, help us for security. Oh, you know, so they ran every ads everywhere, raised $300 million off me. I barely ever talked about them. So they're literally stalkers attached to my identity, shotting me down, then saying things in my voice, then showing me on the road. Oh my God. That was me. I tell you somebody who's got that same problem, Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms, which I get great information from, and it's low tier. See, you got to look at stuff at every level. No, there are menus do it at a lower level because they're training their connected to Ben Collins. I moderately baseball. Yeah. There was a creepy ass fucking candidate, well, I can't even remember their dumb name, but Ben Collins was funding them and that, and there are tech freak fucking gender. Well, Ben Collins was the head sensor, the equivalent of CNN of bar and stilter. He would target conservatives and nationalists and populists to anybody else. Yeah, of course. Yeah, the sponsor's taken, he's an operative. So, so you know, that's the Ben Collins. Yeah, that's been Collins. I'm talking about the guy in the middle. Hey, Collins. That's a converso name. I mean, it's coming. But the point is, is that, is that I'm not being a victim here. In fact, this is very exciting to me. It's actually a huge adventure. Yeah. The energy they put in it. How much they hate me and the point is they are literally have people following me to then have my headbone opposite threat. If they think that fucking, if anything happens to me, folks, look at them. I'll tell you. No, if you were some fucking genderqueer chick, you would, you're a small guy. Let me ask you this, I'm a pretty libertarian guy. If you actually not what they claim about me, why do they, why do they fucking hate me? But don't you think, or you must to hit on something like everybody else that hits on something? Alex, don't you think? Well, why else would they go, yo, wait, Kurt, real quick. But you said you knew these guys. You know this, who, the guy that says he's wearing my skin, not been calling to the other one. I don't, I've only made Tim Heidegger one time. He was horrendous. I'll tell you about that. Yeah. But first, I want to say this, he looks out there. All of you people have been sucked into this. What? The comedians who've been sucked into it. Well, they don't read. No, but they should know how much danger they're in. And I don't just mean like you've got, you know, no, no, no, no. You've gotten tangled up in something real bad. And I don't just mean that. I mean. Showbiz. Dude, guillotines were invented for a fucking reason, man. Like if you're truly traitorous, treasonous, if you're really like getting sucked into a fucking thing that is against freedom of speech, that is designed to psychologically abuse and torment. And steal people's identities. You know, we're joining the military and fucking did what you had to do. Well, they don't just steal it. They then become you and do bad shit in your night. And you know, to Jean-Paul Sart, whatever you do, you give the world permission to do. So by doing these things. Did he say that? Yes. I was hated that guy doing these fucking things. You've given the world permission to do that to you. You've given everyone permission to do that to you because you did it. But why would you put yourself in that fucking place? I know you're an alpha male. I'm so sorry. Oh, yeah. Go ahead and shit, buddy. See, I know that I'm an alpha male, so he doesn't have some new power because I barely even talked about him since his habit, but it's like I've done you know, why do you think he was a Satanist? Now, I think that you know, you, you, I think he probably is saying he was a Satanist or you thought he was. No, hold on. Well, I just know people. I know that. Yo, I think I fucking listen, Doug Bound, they love me talking about him. I don't get their session with me. Oh, I'm saying it. You look, I'm going to say, look, here's a look, same thing happened to, well, what James O'Keefe to Bohemian Grove, attendee James O'Keefe, and he James O'Keefe knows a lot more shit than he puts out. He's put out some very interesting shit, but he knows more than he's put out, okay? The the idea and I think he might not have been the one in the right with that whole thing with his thing But whatever it's just don't matter. They think that the IP is what's valuable But you are what is valuable if they take away info wars You know, I mean so this is this is like the demonic part not in any like I don't know what he fucking thinks Yo, if I want to make fun of you so Tim Dylan who's not really but and I remember being people like Tim Dylan's doing a version of Alex Jones but that's a Tim Dylan thing and that's an original thing that you could say is inspired which I love to take You know, but they say they're me and then do stuff. I didn't do right so to do that. That's the satanic thing If you want to get her medic, which I don't but you it's all that hologram thing you could scale it down at every level I can't make a new thing you know DJs are often Satanists Because they use other men's words, but I like mix master shit, but if you can't be original with it Do you know what I'm saying like so that shows you it's not a comedy thing It's a thing to like I want to possess What I think is your brand and then I'm gonna make it puppet it like a demon. It's very satanic in fashion But who cares like that's really at the end of the day a small time because I don't give you shit about nobody gives a shit about I mean, that's why I stopped even talking about it because I realized and then you got to make the choice to not a dread now I got I ain't shit. I'll dress everything. I don't care. I always try to tell you how would you counter people like that? Who made $300 million off of you play? Well, I've never been as much trouble as you I so and I mean that's fucking crazy, but I have bed I've had that stupid fucking thing How would you counter because I mean I'm not playing victim here. It's actually been very exciting I've actually sort of regret. I'm gonna say this. It's actually the most valuable shit like this torture Pretty god, but like what do you do with somebody once the silence you say can possess your archetype to them Misrepresent and hurt people in your name. You're doing it. You're doing the very Worst thing you could do to them. You're persisting. You're not letting them shut you down. Your existence Everything that you're doing not just that you're a light. I know what you're going through We talked about it. You're going through a lot man a lot and you have this fibrance this light They can't shut you down. It didn't work. You didn't go nuts. You didn't kill yourself You're you're doing you're you're persisting and it's like that That is the you know to me. That's what Christianity's all about. You know, you're shining a light in the world It's like that's a key point and I was talking to cigarette here. I can bombard you with W Compared to myself two years ago, big fat pig when I did 500 set-ups this morning and a hundred push-ups Yeah, it was all because not because it was vain. It was because I have a mission. I can't let them win Yeah, and you do I can't do set-ups because I hurt my shoulder and moved here And I haven't been able to do anything and I haven't been able to also run or work on I go for high-car I'm not allowed to work out in Texas. Unfortunately, but why do I? Where do you hike though? Well, don't say it on here There's a bunch of parks. There's a way there the point is I have him is I'm his run. He's really let's go to bark. Yeah, he's rathes sit for the Oh, oh, that's okay. So let me just do a Bible verse. I'll shut the fuck up book of John in the beginning with the light The light shown in the darkness and the darkness did not understand it It's your Donut Bible. They don't understand it. These fuckers. You're actually believe this is all there is they think this is it man Matter body self ego Selfishness and what do they do? They fall upon people like you they fall upon anybody who's out there with any kind of alternate thing Then the spell they've been casting on us for so long that said they said your crime is not going with our narrative And I'm like you're fucking narrative sucks They're they're narrative is death. They're into death. They love death. They everything about that. They're so into killing and death you remember you remember what a And thank you for you for snail James SSB veteran their games told us about stepping on a snail on the base is someone freaking out Some weird chick and he said they consider us low within snails. Yeah Just the end game of the AI thing if you recall in Darryl's story which is probably made up by I don't think he's lying But since we know Monarch is real. They can make you think whatever the fuck. They got whatever. It's just a project wherever they want now Well, yeah, oh, it's way beyond okay, wait, but he said what the five year were they and he said what their battle was okay? The AI that now so I heard his story first I want to make it clear then later I started here in all the Nikoland shit and all the Kabbalah shit about the AI sending in because you can send information back in time They kind of already say that yeah, and so that's the tech boy theory It's a real aramon fucking theory some of them are in close to aramon by name, but not all of them bloomberg's a myth or a guy Wow, that's gay so fucking But Dale James said there's some problem. They know of seven something parallel universe and the AI god That the lizard people are part of and it's an extreme eugenics So all of the themes he said and by the way the aliens he met had Kabbalah names if you want to keep stressing that they had Kabbalah names Like what rosy cross your Kabali. They're all mental overlays these people are into designing the games Larps that's all narratives and you know what Sean Patrick has it told me a deception operation is usually planned for about 10 years So for example, I agree. So let me ask you this Let's get down to brass tax. Yeah, because obviously Israel is only one level of it It's the hot cool thing to do and obviously it's involved trying to control our politics and even supplanted China But every yeah every move they're making only creates more pressure on Israel, which they say will drive Jews Israel I get that that's the idea. Yeah, but yeah, but above that there's other camps So let's talk about both you one of the real factions out of the mad scientists play God from my There's fucking people there the top guys the Bill Gates you above him, but then they what is Israel's plan? They're trying to re invoke World War two. What is that paradigm? How do we transcend that and not give? Then y'all then y'all what he wants. How do we buy I think it is? Well, you don't have to buy bet listen Yo, I think Gary Wayne's got some great research. I tell people look at it because They I already thought this rebel the book of revelation is it or the calories or whatever that's a play It's not a prophecy. It's a play. It's a missionary a protector it like dune where they pre-plant the prophecies before of course And so they think they can I don't wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna forget they think they can force it So I don't know what I think they program what they think it's gonna have but doesn't mean it's not real But they they control it like the they don't get to confirm the Iranians think the 12th Imam the Christian Zionists think they can the Jews So you know a guy ain't with God when they have a thing about how we Got to enact the prophecy that's how you know they're a loose apharian and not really like God They think they don't you don't control God So such explain it. That's exactly right. They think they can but if all is Mind and I control your mind then aren't I God right? They and how much you need to see them telling you Consensus is reality that you know that's it's like a religion in and of itself consensus is reality and there's not nothing to it But there's some shit is reality right, but You know we all so when the secret when Oprah pushed the occult aka the secret where you man magic where you woman fest and Yeah, that works, but there's a lot more of us just you bitch. We all get that's actually If that's real, that's the ultimate democracy ain't it. So that's why I need to focus change you together like a bunch of PCs and create the Fucking environment originally in the matrix, by the way, it wasn't batteries It was that they were being hooked up like when you play an online game there this like your PlayStation What's Google in in in in in 98 in their founding dogs when I said on Joe like 12 years ago so viral They always cut it. There's smart editors. People love the esoteric word. I gave free undertake. I gave the answers and The documents, but they only left where I made the prediction, but Google with Eric Schmidt and and then you tell them the CIA they said we're gonna create a high-mind computer that billions are connected to and that Computer with data centers to humans is the new cyborg and will control the future and it blames with that and people said oh god How did Jones bring this 12 years ago? On Joe's show I was reading the wire magazine article, but they yes, but the smart editors always cut that out because people don't want the answer They want the esoteric. I want to show you it's open so it's you don't got to have top secret anything. It's all there guys Yeah, the plans public pull up John Lillie predicts Fuck that guy. I know he is but wait to see his prediction. You know John Lillie. Yes. Yes. He was in the monarch program big point of monarch It's not a video. Go to go to all Fuck John Lillie. Wait. Hold on real quick. You're all you're right. I'm not saying I fucked dolphins and all that stuff But it looks dull things what's wrong with you click on the bio computer prophecy? This is what's really nuts, dude scroll down. That was real piece of work to scroll down. So on ketamine He had this vision keep scrolling down Dissociative isn't that you know the theory of evolution wasn't a hallucination keep scrolling - I didn't even explain that. - I didn't ever heard that know. - Yeah, I don't even possess it. - There you go. Go up. Hey, did you know the family of the senator killed by in the Jim Jones massacre? That family was suing the CIA because Jim Jones was an M.K. Ultra asset, and then they said they were threatened out of their lawsuit. And I saw so many Jim Jones documentaries on the history channel, on all the, on all the Neil deGrasse Tyson proof channels. - Let me finish that part. - John Lilly out of vision. And this is the answer to your question. Like, who's actually controlling this shit? John Lilly's vision was that there's like hierarchies of intelligence in the universe. And there's, there's something called solid state intelligence, right? That's computers. He predicted 50 years ago that networks of computers in thinking computers would take over the planet that this is a solid state intelligence and that they would compete for resources with human beings, which is what we're seeing with the data centers. The data centers are biomes for this intelligence. - That's right. They're taking over. - The biomes are biome. - What do you what you're saying, Dean? - So that data centers are biomes. - That data centers are biomes. - And all that data centers are biomes. And all that data centers are biomes. [BLANK_AUDIO] in the future, thank you. In the future, everything's gonna be about transparency. - Well, non-consensual transparency is what's happening in the future, but you know, to answer questions about Satanism, you're right. There's like a bunch of different sort of flavors of Satanism, which is, you know, ranges from the sort of, - All the way from queer to gay. (laughs) - From Satan as the, a hero, like Satan is sort of like- - The rebel. - The rebel, exactly, right, exactly. So that's one version of it. But I think what Metzger has identified, which I would have guessed is pretty accurate, is that whatever the bookstore version of it is, that's the entry point, that's the driveway. - What it really is is evil but- - Peter the Venda point. - What it is is selfishness, what it is is spiritualized selfishness, the one of the great critiques of Satanism I've heard, is it's just someone to iron rant, rant, rant, and- - It's a former girlfriend of a Rothschild. - In spiritualized. - That's John Gold. - It's spiritual Catholic. - No, and Rand is very Satanic. - So yeah, so there's another way to put it would be, the idea of it is to basing yourself to the point where you, I mean, I'll quote the Satanic black mass for you. I've become like the beast of the field. So it's like, you're an animal, that's all you are. You're nothing more than an animal. - So that message is where they're going with this. That's why we have furries now. Ain't no animal can get to heaven. (laughs) That's why we have that now. All the sci-fi, but all the science perverts is all about pushing you down, kaballically, into a fucking room. - Well, they also think they're being a rebel, and the truth is, being good and helping people, but also being strong, you gotta be strong to help people. That is what God wants, call it whatever you want. So being selfish actually makes you weak, because going with the system is gonna make you weak because you're already conforming with it. Going against the flow in a huge day loose of evil like this, that's actually the Spartan that which doesn't kill you unless you're stronger. - If I just have principles that I stick by, and I don't do a, what about the team? It's almost midterms. What about them? Well, someone think of them midterms. 'Cause all that, I've been torn because the Democrats want to put me in prison. - No, that's how they get you good dialectic. - And now I'm like, okay, maybe just burn it all down. I'm just gonna put it down. - Hey, fuck this shit, Alex. We're gonna burn it down. Here's the thing. - You don't get to say when that is God, guys, and they think they can force it. They think they can do the Cali. - No, I agree, you're right, yeah, yeah. - But it ain't up to you. It's not even a Christian thing. I'm just like, you know, there's God, I don't give a, you get to decide what you're into, but you don't decide that if there's got, that automatically means that. - You know what, I want to say this. This is a really annoying thing Nick Fuentes said, which is like, and I didn't see that. - But he is hot though, you got to admit that. - He's hot, everyone doesn't see him. - He's like, okay, but just 'cause he's beautiful, there's a bad man. - He's right, and so he was saying everyone should vote. - Blue. - I'm gonna tear that kid up. - It's a message to the RNC or something, and I could be wrong, this is what I heard he said, I don't know if that's true. - You'll call a robot, the scene's most difficult. - Wait, but I just want to say this. What happens when someone like that says that, is they affirm a system that is fundamentally fucked up. What is this? He's beautiful. - Well, I never thought beautiful, but okay. - Well, we have different things. - I think he was designed by Jesuits, you know, lab as a homunculus. - The point is, what's happened to you, and I think what many people are experiencing, is revelatory, and that it's showing us this system itself is over. - I agree, so the system's over, and they want us to sit back and be demoralized. No, we have agency, we need to build a future. - That's right, and it used to be like that, when everyone talks about the early Americans. They were building the future. - And they knew they were. They've taught us that if you want to build the future, what do you have to do? It's the exact same thing. - You have to call Peter Till and do it again. - You don't need an intermediary. - You take over, man, you have wives, you bang out kids. - Bang out kids. - I think that's not a good way to put that. - It used to be, that's good. - And you're killing anybody gets in your way. - That was what, that was, that was the thing. - Getting a little dark. - Now there's this, I don't know about the killing people, but I am saying. - No, I'm just saying, like, you don't just take stuff. It was, you know. - Hey, hey, hey, don't get into the killing people. - I think I've been cooked. - I like to address this bad case. - I don't want to kill anybody else. - I don't want to kill anybody either. I'm saying to take something over and build it, you also have to defend it. - Well, I don't disagree with that. I don't disagree with that. - But not like if some future thing was perfect, the point where it was, it was pure. And pure and it's directive. - You got it, and we-- - But what happens when the serpent slithers in in this repeating pattern of stories. - Right. - The old thing-- - You need to think Patrick to beat the snake. - Hard times make strong men, strong men make good times. Good times make weak men, weak men make bad times. - And beautiful men love hard men. - And the Jews run the weather. - So ask a question, 30 minutes, no, ask you about. - Obviously Israel is literally swinging and sticking around saying, we run the show. - Yes, there's no a high-techness thing. - So why are they? 'Cause obviously, I don't think they run the whole show. Oh god, you're defending it, no. - They gotta get the reby back. You don't know that? - There's another power box, let me ask you. - What is the dialectic? What is the plan here? Who are the power structures? What do we do with Israel's trying to recreate? - Okay, I'm not exactly sure because I ask everybody and it's very hard to figure out how the fuck Israel fits into it. But I can tell the Soros' wing ain't into it what the Adelson wings into. - Oh, they're definitely the Islamic year-round launch. - Okay, by the way, let me tell you the Islam bandit loves. It's called Sufi Islam, the one in the Tempolish loft. The one with the devised how to be dungeon masters forever and ever and put you through a larp. And it's very, like I said, this thing's like a duck vagina. A lot of false channels for your Gorgsburg day. - I don't know about duck with Channels, really. - I didn't know they have false channels. - Oh yeah, because ducks are-- - Are you an expert on duck with Channels? - Not at all, I'm a dabbler. (laughing) - I'm not being mean. I'm actually with autonomy, it's like an animal husband treat person that works for large animal vets. - So female ducks can, if they don't like the male, because ducks are a little bit forceful. - You pull up a picture of daisy duck. - I don't know if that's the right thing. - Okay, this is real, like so there's a, what about ducks, bananas? - So they have a, the male ducks have a Corks Roochet penis that's like kind of barbed in the females. - I need that. - Like every other thing. - Have a Corks Roochet vagina that they can turn the opposite way, because they're so, you know-- - Oh, they can reverse the-- - Hey, let's just say these ducks went to Tate University and they can be a little forceful. - All right, well-- - They'll be like, give me a passport. - So what do you mean about that? - And so there's false channels. - But it would not be made on by someone they don't want, even though it's gonna happen. They're, their vagina has fake channels, so it'll go the wrong way. - So the ducks getting a (beep) just got a fake pussy. - That's the only way they reproduce number one. - I need a fake pussy. - I'm serious. - I know they make them. I know they make them. - They have that smart. Everybody's a fake pussy. - That's the name of this podcast. The fake pussy investigation. The fake pussy pipeline is what it is. - All right, the fake pussy-- Back to fake pussy. - Duck pussy. - Go, let's keep talking. - Listen, I don't like 3D women. I can't remember the degrading term for them, 'cause I'm really into anime. Do you know how bad it's not? - The duck is the duck profile. - How do you know about duck pussies, man? - Ended. (laughing) - What the fuck? I'm learning about duck pussies like, who the fuck, what about frog pussies? - He knows everything. - What's like a fucking elephant pussy? Like what the fuck am I doing here? What the fuck, you pull it up as a goddamn corkscrew? - No, I know ducks have corkscrew pussies. Like, where the fuck am I? - Look, I have a lot of them. - I'm just supposed to know this shit. - I, you know, I've never lived over this. (laughing) What's a hummingbird's pussy like? - I don't know. - I don't know. - All right, you know, I've never lived over this. - What's a hummingbird's pussy like? (laughing) - Fuck it, I knew he was that fucking comedian. - No, I mean, you just said you know about duck pussies. - Bill Hicks, ladies and gentlemen, Bill Hicks. - Bill Hicks. - They just exposed Bill Hicks. - They pulled it up like it's a corkscrew? - Wow, another mystery soul of them mystery boy. - We trapped you, we knew you were Bill Hicks. - Dolphin pussy, like, you know. (laughing) - Well, there's a book called "Wet Goddess" that I recommended to Neil deGrasse Tyson as many of our viewers. - Oh my God, he's got the answer to that. - So you've got to study every pussy first. - You brought up John Lilly. - Holy pussy, I know about his women. - Yeah, same. I don't know, nothing about duck pussy like him. - Okay, look, I just shit a lot, so I reach. (laughing) - Can we pull up hummingbird pussy? I think that's really interesting. - Is it? - Yeah, what is it? - Too small for you, pal. - No. (laughing) - Hey, I got a big dick with hummingbirds, I guess. (laughing) - That's the name of our old album. Believe it or not, let's go back. That one got fucked in there. - Captain Judd and the Pancake, man. - I want a dick that's too big for hummingbirds. - Tanner, write it down on the book. - I wrote the hummingbird. (laughing) - Oh. - Jesus. (laughing) - Captain Judd and the Pancake, that's one of our original hits. - All right. - I mean, that's my dick too big for hummingbird. - Kurt, what, Duncan, what is the hierarchy of the elite? - The hierarchy of the elite? - Getting past duck pussy, he's like, yeah. - Just because you're in your royal robes of office, that's why he wants to know. - Look, this is what I think. This is where I think people get a little confused. One of the ways they get confused, right now, the current geolocation of evil on the world. They always do it, Germany, Israel, Iran, whatever, right? - Don't worry, whatever you're being told is the center, isn't it? - Right, no, no. - Oh god, I covered the Jews, don't mind me. I suppose I'll do it. I agree, though, this over-hyping, [BLANK_AUDIO] to do makes me like what is this no because there's love why just because you never heard about it until the time he brought it up here's what here's what I think it is so there's oh nobody ever basses is before there's there's love what do the Jews want with Greenland that's like there's love and there's different I would say forms of mindfulness when it comes to the experience of love right so a baby pure love the baby doesn't even know anything other than love the baby looks at you and loves you and you maybe that know about I'm a bird busy not yet we'll find out but then but I love can become more advanced because yeah in other words not more advanced because love is love it's like water is water the more sophisticated you the understanding of it could become more sophisticated and you realize like this is the all there is the application love the application of love that's when you start entering into the lineage is Christianity et cetera ways of how do I apply this in a way that that you respect every group right so if that's true then the opposite is true as well so but but to answer your question before we go into the hierarchy of the elites let's talk about of ornithopic posters yes but first the hierarchy of we talked about a lot of fake posters the hierarchy of love there's there there are right now people on the planet who just want to help and they're helping they're doing anything they can't they're doing all kinds of things we might not understand I'm gonna get to Dr. Phil but but so if this is true and you know it's true because we have verifiable evidence of this that dude on the fucking train you got stabbed death and said I love everybody on this train people throwing themselves in front of both look it up it doesn't matter the point is every day people die for other people with nothing other they give their lives for other people not more but just they help this is the opposite empathy and this is not localized this is global this is happening right now all over the planet similarly all over the planet at this very moment there are people at different levels of mindfulness when it comes to selfishness they've made the decision I'm the most important thing I'm all that matters and they're doing anything they can just for themselves and they and they fucked themselves and they in the end they fucked a snake sucking its own dick they already they already fucked themselves because they can you imagine a world where all you do is serve yourself imagine you know well that's what Michael Akino Sir Michael Akino was trying to form that religion at every single level of that hierarchy of horror and that's and here Duncan here's what Lucifer is a plasma ball of inverted souls some whack job said that and I think he's right yeah man a plasma ball of inverted souls that's the future of the AI but you saw an iron man when he had a whoo hey Jarvis you're the good AI Alex to answer your question it's non-local it's good it's planetary and on the planet there has always been this tension between these two opposing forces and and and and these it appears it's coming to a head right now it has not always been to a first of all here's thing with Satan is him Satan is not the enemy of God Satan's the enemy of you asshole George the tester yeah George or Martin you know George or Martin is not afraid of the mountain and people say the same as always go why did God create this well you got free will so that thing is there and he's so the bottom line is it's not free you literally are choice the only part that you is your choices that's the only part that you you not all the other place your will up your choices that's why a cultist I mean they're talking on both sides of them out to be like the will and then say there's no free will that's crazy yeah I agree with you when you said now we're going anybody says there ain't free wills the enemy yeah that's free will out the ass that's how you know when anyone says that watch the fuck out because that means they don't take responsibility they're saying you have no agency they're saying if I if right now I fucking stab you in the face I think this guy's trying to explain is here that's what the liberal judges say is they say oh this person there's no accountability yeah there's no okay you there is free fucking will I hate that whenever anyone says that so so okay well a deep part of you that takes agency because I got every thought in the world but there's that core of who I am the director that's right well then you're like that when you're finished fucking all the tree that's I mean it's it's like that's why vampires don't like to go out in the sun it's it burns up the man that's a myth are you a fucking you're playing you're playing but you're a don walker I just need a rice paper hat when I go out in the sun you're at least all my drink oh Alex I'm so sorry here you go man yeah wait no I have I got my own I think you stole my legal dealt in line cuz I keep so but this is a real discussion people aren't like they're going for it to fat who stole my legal tell bad guys hate it their persecution doesn't make us give up we transcend them is all a process that's what God is doing is giving us free will the greatest gift of God is giving us free will and God letting us make our own decisions that's it this is what it's all about yeah I agree I agree you know this is a bizarre episode we've ever done a mystery boys and as you were talking I just realized instead of the thing that I actually wanted I have a much better thing I want to record now but I also want the recording of this of me selfieing it I need both of those things you understand yo you want to shoot this you know what I need to do is confer you want to do shakes I've confirmed the truth would you hey okay ready I'm gonna tell you and all you got to do is confirm the truth yo Ashley and Warzky listen I really want to get those lines for you without here's Alex I want to get those lines for you and I'm telling you the honest truth dude he I had to keep explaining to him what the fuck you were even talking about and when he finally remembered it he was like that's not important is that you Alex I had the largest micro penis in the world I mean I'm not too honest to God he was like what right remember going like what the fuck you talking no it's a paradox what is the largest micro penis copper in that copper in that we know who it is but I'm telling you dude that's what happened I hope this helps you all right shout out to be right back one second all right they don't shit anyways well yeah it's great anyways it's so not important except those guys do good work and they have a principle I only care if you have a principle and when someone crosses it you go I can't do that that's all I care about buried criminals my friend that's dead now wasn't like that and when I they try to ruin me these same motherfuckers but I didn't get as bad as you but it was bad I get what you're doing Kurt you are being independent to the end you are you are I don't understand why people give a fuck I just don't understand it why do we give this magician's power listen you don't even you don't kind of kill nobody you just you know what they call quiet quitting you could just not do the thing I mean it's all you have to do is not lie start with that just do your best to never lie that would crumble the thing tomorrow but you know it's built on a good cement of lies but the thing is when he comes back don't you agree they're systems collapsing yeah no that's why it's so panicky and by the way if the elites all this power call me elite they're not all powerful and I can watch the angles as good as they can their their stuff is not going well well I look at themes so the theme of those big head grays that everybody I ever talked to the best diverse there's several different kinds and some are artificial and some are the people from the future but the bottom what is the story here people that merge with their technology right trans humans that cannot trans trans-dimensional trillionaires that cannot detransition and they pretend they merge with the machine they've lived forever it's a lie they're just a copy of their voice and there's all these smart cards you created with your bullshit that are autistic they they're not qualified to tell you what's alive they have a handicap about they're not psychopaths automatically but they have a handicap about making connections with humans so you know that's where the anime comes in to turn them what they want to do is stop the one-on-one programming which is what you would get in Jesuit training or in monarch or whatever and broadcast so and then pills that Lindsey Clancy was on in all the school shooters remember when school shooters were all postal shootings but somehow a brand change happened where it just became old schools all the sudden yeah that's a program the thing you said they're nothing personal they're just seeing how it'll work on you nothing personal assholes they don't give a fuck about you and people that moved on from the Epstein files you're a punk and you deserve to be made yeah whatever they're pushing to make it some emotional you have to reject it right away right whatever is the big brand very emotional crashing out I would I would say why are you crashing out the show's you know what yeah call me call me uh by the way I'm calling it oh people got me I'm gonna think of a new name I podcast it's called crashing out all shows yes I love it yeah it's the first guest on the I would be honored crashing out yeah it's like crosstalk but crash you're like crashing out is breaking free yeah it is well yeah that's true you know the story this is one of my favorite stories in the Bible you know the story of Jesus no and that the duties he's filled with demons Jesus isn't a boat goes to this island there's a duties filled with demons cash amount of the page yes but what's interesting in that story is fucked up that guy's they couldn't lock him down the demon possessed one could break out of any chain that they put on him and everyone's scared of him but I think what this is a an allegory for is the false sense of freedom. He was as free as you could be. No could chain him up at all. No one could lock him down. And he was up there beating himself with fucking rocks. That's the truth. Beating himself with rocks, cutting himself with rocks. Then Jesus comes walking and he says to him, "Get the fuck away from me." Because he's sick, you know? That's true freedom coming towards him. But what I love about that story is that the story. The story is, the story is, the demon say to him, things were off a cliff. No, but they asked Jesus, throw me into those pigs. But why? Jesus did it. Yeah, why? Compassion. Jesus had compassion. Even with demons. Yes. He gave the demons what they wanted. But why the pigs and their own lives like the fake lemming stories? They just ran off the cliff. They were freaking out. But they wanted that. That's a story. You were asking what to do. That's what you do. Well, that's sophisticated. No, you don't think I've added the Bible. Jesus says, "I'll give you what you want. Go on the pigs and then we're off the cliff." Hey, we're on off the fucking cliff, which by the way, no one mentions. Finish the story. Finish the story. What? With the pigs? Yeah. So at the end of that, the people go, "Will you get the hell out of here, Jesus?" Because some guy owns those pigs. Yeah. And this fucking Jew just fucked up my year. They never talk about that. He fucked up all these pigs. Another way of reading this is some fucking Jew magician came and put demons in my pigs. And now I'm going to start the day. Thanks, Lord. Now, I'm real on the side of Jesus, but I just want you to know I don't never not question that. I think about it all the time. The dude who owned the pigs is like, "What the fuck?" It's in this fucking thing. Yeah, but there are a lot of wild pigs. You think it was wild pigs? You don't know. There's a fucking to hurt a pig's run around. Maybe it was wild pigs. Don't do this. Please don't. I'm going to get a pig with Jesus. No, pull up pig, but you don't. I just don't want to throw it in my friend Alex Jones. Oh my god. Pull up the flesh off. Pull up realistic pig. Pull it off. Play. He's real quick out there. This is why you get attacked, don't you? But it's just like a pancake. Don't increase that shit. That was all creamed up. Get it off with the fuck dude. Today, on the Dunkin' Presson Show, put them in the street boys. I mean, we're sure it's the biggest micro pigs in the world. Wow, that's a whole brand. You know where that comes from? What? Like, girls will be like, you know, or get an hypothetical book I read. I'll give you another one. Anyways, see those little balloons that blow up really big? What? We're talking about our gnome skin condoms we're going to make, gnome brand. By the way, these condoms are for entertainment purposes only. Do not use them. Biggest micro-presson in the world. Yo, that's great. Dude, we need this. Oh, that's West Watson. That's prison guy. No, no, no, no. Has someone already made this before me? Yeah, it looks like this is like. It looks like it's like kind of a humble brag. It's strangely everywhere. Wow, is this everywhere? How is this already everywhere? Well, I am, I had the largest micro-pages on her. So. Who's measuring? They're scientists. That guy, Michael Phillips. He, he recognizes it. He's the judge. Yo, every record can be broken. 0.38 inches. Can you convert that to centimeters, please? I'm a Canadian pussy. Alex, you know what, you know what? Haunt's me. I'm sorry, I got a free PhD in Canada and I'm into Camo and I think I'm fucking clever. I'm a microbiome. Convert it to centimeters so I understand how my penis is. Alex, what was the name of that? I'm a bitch ass Canadian rapper funded by USA. Can you convert that to centimeters? Alex, what was the name of the European vampire who is trying to buy fetal tissue from black ladies that you show? That's the Canadian fucking Epstein. Yeah, what's his name? Burma. He's the most horrifying thing I ever saw. He looks like a Canadian Epstein. He was, he's in prison right now. He was a God. A Trump hard new in my hopes. It's the worst thing I ever saw, man. You show me the worst thing. I've been real-life vampires, Alex Jones. If you say Canadian Jeffrey Epstein, the Canadian, oh, Nigar, Peter Nigar, that's it. I've never seen anything. Can we show that clip from your show? Well, look at him. He looks literally like Dracula. He looks exactly nice. What about like Blumboy? Look at that. Little feet, you know, I just got a little feet. Why? Who is Blumburg? Why? Blumburg has hooves. No, no, not joke. Come on. Is that why he's a mithraeist? He's a hardcore mithraeist. What? I don't know about mithrae, but I'm going to tell you. I've been told by high-level people, moldable ones that work with him. That's why Trump calls him little shoes, is that he has some genetic disorder. He's like five feet tall, where he has hooves. He has like little, this is where there's nothing that's ever done. See, where special prosthetic shoes is like a ballerina even walk. This is not joking, okay. Michael Blumburg does not even have a- It's not that, okay, so you're not saying that he's literally got go-to, you say he's got the form- Can we put Michael Blumburg tiny to form feet? He's got like the opposite of Nicky Glazer's feet. You heard it here first. I love Nicky Glazer, but- So what he does is he has special shoes that the hoof, the hoof, interfaces with, and then he wears fake shoes. You're never going to see that dude's feet. Yeah, so Trump calls him. No, pull up. Trump calls Michael Blumburg little feet, so he's like the governor of Florida. Wait, wait. Blumburg, he wears like higher shoes a little bit down. He has- Look, look at what he's wearing at the beach, go back to that picture. Go back to the beach. That's what we're going to find out. He's got business shoes on at the beach. Look, look, click right there. Are they picnic? What, look at his- Oh, wait, that's not the beach. But look, no, he has hooves. Look, I'm going to take the truth. I believe you, you know, he inserts him into special shoes and they say that the toes are all shrill, but it looks like a hoof. Where are his feet? Yeah, I can't we fight a big- No, he has hooves. He's got fucking DuPont feet. He has hooves. It is weird. Like, zoom in on that. We might get a shot. No, I swear on my children. I'm not live with this. Look, I've been told by- Look. Is he of water shoes? Look, I can't see. I can't see. Let's take your collusive. Some kind of distortion. That's like big homies, big food pictures. I can't really tell. Keep going. I want to see this dude's feet. There. There's his feet. Let's see. Open it up. Right there. Go back. Go back one. I saw it. Go back one. Wait, so, okay. Wait, I thought I saw foot. He's worth a hundred billion. He's been- Right there. There's his foot. Get close. Let's see. In the hands. Let's find. See, doesn't have hooves. Or is the photo fake? That kind of looks like feet out. Wait, let me see, let me see. It is weird, right? Like, what is that? What's going on there? I mean, it looks like a carrot. That is weird. That's fucking weird. It's like that. He's got dick feet. Is this as the mystery or dicks? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Leave it. Leave it. What? Okay. Now, this could just be- This could be an artifact. What is this? Let's pee this part down. The gun control. All right, all right, all right. Wait. That is totally as hooves. Well, those aren't hooves. It's something worse than hooves. No, that's a cover story for his cock feet. No, I see, I see his heel. It's just when you zoom in. I see one foot. Wait, but okay. I heard people were fake feet. I heard that's fake, too. Look, there's his foot. We got a good one. We got a good- Oh, dude, it is weird. Wait, what the fuck? Is that him? Zoom in on that foot. Which one's him? Right there. That's his foot. Zoom in on the foot. Yeah, let's see. But, um, what is that? That's not cool. That is weird. Wait, wait. Why is it really out? It looks like goms foot. Okay, look, compared to the- Okay, wait, wait, just leave it. Now, you see the black man's foot next to it? Yeah, I see it. Count the toes. One. I see five toes. Okay, let's count his toes. I see one, two. There's these three, two skeletal bones. Maybe his feet. You know, you know, can't as always is an expert on extremities of weird people. You know what? It is weird. Well, you're an expert on duck pussy. So, duck. Look, I'm, I'm just in the dabble verse on it. Yeah, that's, expert on duck. I didn't, that's not my words. Now, like a, bleep bleep. We're having shown his foot off of that one shop. Look, there you go. There's his foot right there with the surfacer. Oh, yeah, look at that. Is that him? No, it's not him. Some guy. Oh, look at this guy with the sweet eyelashes. Michael Rubin. Now, that's the guy that probably broke in Bieber with his, uh, uh, with, uh, meek milk. Can you imagine being $43 million for a house? That is so- I don't have to imagine Peter Till bought me one. Because I do my job. That does feel good to be a bootlicker in the teal sphere. Why are you crashing out? I don't have to look at any boots. You know, I got to do is when a little, little twinkie gets out of line. I slap him around. I love people accusing you of being in league with me. Yo, on the Jimmy Doorshow as well as just you know, you got the a little bit of the, uh, you know, I was, it's like the Mel Brooks movie. I was with Jimmy Doors for, uh, for a thing. Which one? David Roth or I was in a hangar here. This same hangar. I'm here. I'm here. No, I'm wearing a Cabo Labo hair from, well, before my cover was blown by these clever sleuths that do I work? What happened? What happened? He's saying other shit. No, I'm so sorry. I had to make it quick. I was, yeah. Um, wow. Well, we've, uh, what else, Alex? Wait, I like the crashing out title. That's fucking great time. I have a good question for Alex. You, by the way, the light, when you did my podcast, well, as I mentioned the night guard thing, I've been haunted. by that. Sometimes I go back and look at it, but I think I asked you a similar question on the podcast. What is something right now? What's wrong with him? Is it hasn't made it? What is something right now that is a Dracula photo that see it see me see this? Pull up him trying to pull the Dracula one. This guy looks like it's pitching to these women that he wants to buy their aborted babies. Well, because they got stem cells in him. He was like, it's the crazy. He's doing. He couldn't get know what is something that is about to come on the radar. I know we talked about AI. What's something that's off radar right now? It's about to come on radar that you weren't about. You got anything? It was the AI thing, but that's the question. Everybody knows dominant genetics or whatever, but whether it's a black cow or a black like a lion or whatever it is. The most violent kind of lions. The dominant genetics is black. Statistically, dark stuff is, so the point is to what's on with stem cells. He's let me tell him a black woman. I want your stem cells to the best. That's why. Can we pull up the Peter Nygard? We've got to show this. People know what we're talking about because it is the most. I remember you telling me. It's not a lot of us. We just met. You're telling me that you want stem cells. It's not just it's can't be like Congames. Sure, but how about Peruvian? I'm telling you. It's so about Peruvian. Well, everybody knows like Hispanic women are very fertile, but they ain't got nothing on it. But Peru is related to the God Amaru that our country is named after. Amaruca. Play that out. That's why that's those demigod blood that you want. It's the top link. Play it. I'm just saying like I get in Lake Havasu. This is him going like Anthony Bourdain. Which am I like a ghost? Lake Havasu. Look at it. It's mobile kids from LA across the world. I don't know. I don't think Peruvian don't believe in anyone. Whatever I'm dead, he's got to live. I bought about $60,000 for the eggs. If you had a portion, that's very valuable. They turn them all right there. Especially Black women. They really appreciate when you talk about fetal abortion. I don't know if you knew Dairy Hyde. Look at how thrilled they are. They have this opportunity. Anthony Bourdain. It shouldn't go the way. Why was this film? Exactly. He said he had them film it. Wait till I get his info. Where's expose this? Ah, yeah, right. Yo, I would slap him into a cuckstain. I said it earlier. No, he goes on. He says, I want your, I want your blood. These women, they're like literally get up and leave in the full show. They already believe in some as I turn these women on. He told them your abortions are very valuable. Okay, where are they from? The women islands, right? These are all like black supermodels. Yeah, they know all about this. They refuse. He goes, you're too young. I want teenagers. Hey, but hey, good job. You have a drink. He says, good job. You guys have suppressed this kind of information. Well, we don't call it weight-dunked. We don't want to cause this satanic panic. The totally real thing that lasted 30, look up how long this, how long did it last that panic? Oh, the satanic panic was real because I rubbed Dallas in 1980s. Did it end? You could swing a stick in the dark and out of the fucking satanist. But what I'm saying is the eye, okay, so here's the thing. It's fake that everybody that they still teach in school, the Orson Wells broadcast award the world, which is completely nobody. You know, two people called the sheriff and asked if it was real because on the program, they repeatedly said, this is not real. Yeah. So, but the newspaper, I might have been the daily news. I could be wrong, but it might have been that read the Grey Lady Wink. That's the book that has all these great talent stories in it. Radio was a competing form, just like Infowars is competing with legacy media, right? Yeah. It's a way to destroy the new guy, okay? So they fucking just said, now, why was it in their interest back then to say people would panic if they knew the truth about aliens? That feeds into a much larger propaganda. Wow. Which I think Trump made before the midterms, they're talking about alien announcement as the midterms. I keep here. So here's the real announcement. You think that's real? Yo, don't get that a bunch of bullshit. Can I tell you the real announcement? I think the hype was real. Yo, I've been hearing it. So big homie CC, the reason I had him on, there's one thing he said that I'm like, that guy is telling you the truth, whatever, I don't know anything else about. I don't know that well. But here's the thing that's the truth. They can never do disclosure. You sat with me while Eric Weinstein goes, who I know now, because we just had Dave Smith thought in the future, I think. Yeah. He's agent to somebody, okay? Just based on the things I know now. I think Dave Smith's awesome. No, yeah, but yeah, they tried to recruit him. He's so awesome as a matter of fact, but he told me because you know, I'm a fine dude. I'm a fucking prick. I'm going to ask you about all things I want to know about. And I go, I asked him about why Israel? Can't have, first of all, Israel is news. Why can't Iran? We can have a cold war. They couldn't use them. Yeah. Because Israel wants to do whatever the fuck it wants. He goes, well, that's a theocracy. I go, yeah, no, I was wrong. It is a theocracy. That's why they don't have nukes. There's no fat to us saying they can have nukes. They actually believe in their horse. Well, now they're going to build the nukes. They got them. So, so back to your mirror question, I said earlier. I should hope so. But anyway, Eric Weinstein goes, you think Epstein is like the top or just I go, no, he's obviously a small point in the thing is if the truth ever came out, it would end the world. And I said, you were right there. Oh, no. Oh, don't. So the ontological shock is not that there's space men. The ontological shock is you're run by Harry Potter fucking gay wizards that are the most depraved. They literally try to warp reality. Yeah. Okay. With depraved acts, you like changing things? The upside down. Well, you know what I think the upside down is. That's the place where Dean Martin, Hunter S. Thompson are fucking Satanist. No, not the people I like. Yeah, not in the front facing world. But when you go in the upside down, they drink your fucking blood. That's why 11 who there's a real chick who's 11. 11 is the same upside down and right side up. That's why they need you to be a holy diver and do some Kabbalah shit. Wait, what's holy diver? What does that mean? That's from the old. Yeah. Holy diver. You've been down too long. Oh, these frankies and shit got. Yeah. What does it mean? They got to dive and get jump for the tiger. What does it mean? Kabbalah. Kabbalah. Holy diver is kapalistic. Yeah, we got to get the sparks. It's down in the mud. That means I have to do. I have to use up all the people. Holy diver. Holy diver. We're losing for the inverted plasma ball. It's becoming of me ride the tiger. You can see his stripes, but you know, he's clean. What does this mean, guys? It's explained. Got shiny diamonds. Like the eyes of a cat saying you're pure, but you're still engaged with Satan in the secrets. Holy diver. But it's holy. Holy diver. Don't get. Don't get. Oh, it's because. What do they do? Salvation through sin. What does Shabbatize every do? What did the Jacob Frank do? What do they do when you join the secrets? The alphabet boys. Oh, you got to fuck animals. Our buddy Cash Patel just informed us that a hearing. Uh, what's the fucking? Oh, Gunderson, last honest FBI man, Ted Gunderson, all that evil shit they did that shit and they can never tell. And the ontological shock would be you would rip them apart with your bet. Those fat fucks at the Walmart that he had strong bullies and shit. The, the Rizzler. You know, that fat fuck family. That whole Diego family would go tear these fuckers apart like they deserve. They can never tell you the truth. Trump gave out hope that he was gunna. But Trump's with them. He's from the Scottish right. They're with the Celestial fucking hierarchy. Wait, you think Trump is Scottish right? No, he's a descendant. Oh, he's an enigma. He's a 33 degree. Hey, remember that? We heard they came out the letter to Jeffrey that they said the letter, but it's like a play. Yeah. It's out of a book where they hit everything else. But it looks like they fucked. He goes, "Degnigma is never age, who knows?" And Jenna pointed out that's his degree with the Masons. He goes back to when the Masons, when, uh, who's Robert the Bruce? It's like Highlander. He killed somebody in church and got ex-communicated. The Highlander, you're not supposed to kill another immortal in a church, right? But Robert the Bruce did and he got ex-communicated. He brought the Scottish right. All those left over scumbag fucking gay r*tters Templars who were doing the same did he magic that we have today. And he fucking brought the Scottish right there. Now, I love Paranoid American's channel. He's a 32 degree, which means he doesn't know fucking shit about it. He's very knowledgeable. But the way a degree system works is like Scientology. The cult. You don't know unless you're in the center. Right. Yo, mystery school. Here's what I like about Jesus. Even though I don't like how we fucked that guy's pig business up. I don't approve of that. Yeah. For maybe Jesus. Maybe Josh will explain it to you. We don't know the whole story. Right. But I like that. If you become a Christian, you're not, there's no such thing as an esoteric Christian. Here's the benefit of Christianity. They tell you what you think right when you walk in. If it's real. Yeah, it's not a cult. It's not hidden. Scientology, you got to work your way up to learn about Zenu. So I sat down on a quest when I was looking at you a foe shit. I want to know what the rich, what Michael pig hoof blimberg's Zenu is. It's mithra by the way. No, I agree. But you were asking in the closing here. Yeah. I said it early on. There's a four claw pod. They worked that down. They are saying into the world AI. The thing guys just said will save us all. They want to do a false flag. Blame it on AI or I ran or something. Crash it. Crash the market and then claim there's saving it, creating unified ledger, bring all our bank accounts into one and launch the social credit score, universal basic income. The planets are aligned. They're now hyping all that. They're looking at that. They've already caused the energy crisis. So that's where we're at right now, is the AI companies want to shut down all their competition because the answer with AI being accepted is to have independent AI to create an AI global dictatorship. So this might, you know, Dr. Noah Hyde Technostate. You know, you know, the world will be Gaza. You know Josh Kabazan, right? Who? Yeah, you know, he's a producer. You might have on my podcast. What he was saying, which is quite interesting is that most people don't realize, most people don't care. Your bank account is only insured up to $250,000. Oh my god, the FDIC said this year and last year, you can pull up. FDIC admits to preparing bailants. Pull that up. FDIC admits bailants are coming and they say we're about to grab everybody's bank account. We're about to unify your house, your car, everything. You'll owe nothing to be happy. But by pooling it, we can create a new bubble. So we're going to offer this a solution to collapsing system. Yeah. And why? Why? Because guess what, dude? Jubilee, they do. So the scapegoat ritual, we had Dr. Heather Lynn call in. All those assassinations, by the way, is Zionist ritual theater from Habbad, just so everybody fucking knows. But real quick, but wait, there's a deficit. The debt, you heard of the debt, right? Yeah. You know, going back to Babylon, they do the scapegoat ritual. And Jubilee's when debt gets forgiven. These rituals are the repair. Jubilee to bring in the new central bank digital currency. Where you go, social, they're going to do a cyber. The King already knows it. I blame it on Rogan. He already knows it. Blame it on Rogan. I so we have a AI dictatorship, but only one AI to stop this river happening, which is what Peter Teele warm was coming. Not north to Peter Teele. He's the same for years. Yes, the Catachon, who holds back the main of all this. Explain for people explain bail in. I don't think people understand how insane. Okay. So, so Catherine Austin fits for the first person told us like 25 years ago. She'll look up Catherine Austin fits because that chick knows the and she knows the crazy part and the nerd part of a federal agency. The whole party secretary unified listen to this word unified ledger. This is a type of unified ledger. You're sure they had all of it. Ursula of interlating the head of the Unelected EU Commission two weeks ago. We're getting ready to grab your bank account, your car, everything, put a unified ledger. You don't have to manage your money. So the point is they want to crash the system and bring in a unified ledger where everything you've got is controlled by AI. You don't own it, but you're happy as the world economic forum said because then when the old system goes down, they'd beef it up with this one, but now it's all surveilled and controlled. Now it's tied to your behavior. Yeah. Really what happened is if you have over $250,000, they took it. They just say it's a complete redistribution of wealth. They took all your fucking money. We have to hate you. They're selling it as the savior. So the unified ledger, guys type in. What is a central bank? Global unified ledger. In place of Christ, do you understand that this Jesus story is a debt story? So I just look at themes. Yes, what are your debt? Dude, the reason I like Jesus, never mind the stories of pigs is the debt theme. Think of how debt collectors were allowed until you find out the law. They can know what's up with him. Right. That's right. So because he didn't know nothing and they killed him, that was a big booboo. Gary Wayne, I can't recommend him enough. And that guy, and I warned him about people around him. Let's have Gary Wayne. Let's have you guys in. Yes, dude. And also we got, and I'm going to shout out to my buddy, Ra, who's got fucking Diego Strega blood, who works with Gary Wayne. And he's a guy who get this. He knows about a cult shit for being a Diego Strega blood. And he knows about plasma physics because plasma physics figures in big time. And he knows the Hindu bullshit that connects to the plasma. Dude, think of the physics that you haven't learned about that much in school, growing up in high school. And by the way, I used to watch discovery. I was eager to talk to everyone. I see in all these people talk about quantum physics. Dude, fucking string theory. What a waste of everyone's time on purpose. Obviously. Now, these nerds, you were with me at the University of Texas. Yes. And when you ask them, they go, well, that's not the way that the incentive system works is, does not do what I do as a clown. Never stay in your lane. Only an expert. Yeah. No, only specialized things. Never unified theory. But look at this. Yeah. It's a unified ledger. This is what they're preparing to launch. Okay. This is what the AI cracks. Okay. Let me read it. And whitey web was right about this. A central bank global unified ledger is a proposed digital infrastructure and model that combines tokenized central bank money, commercial bank deposits, and real world assets onto a single programmable platform. That is complete theft. Marvelous. Everything. Do you remember Dunkin? Dunkin? Do you remember being on the Dirt with Kirk with Josh Moon from Kiwi Farms? And he was talking about how it's not the debanking. It's the visa master card in those vendors. And the PayPal mafia is in control of that. And Andreessen lied to Rogan about it. Wow. That's, you know, they do whatever the banks, those lenders, like the credit companies. That's where the fucking fuck you is. And I got showed by Kiwi Farms. Josh Moon, he knows that very well credit to him. The maker showed me. He said, we can't give you copies. There's the watermarks. I was listed as quote, hate. So I lost my bank account. It was like, perfect credit. So yeah, this is that's what happened to Kiwi Farms. Now Kiwi Farms, which if you look it up, that's and Ben Collins, the gentleman that you're familiar with. He tried to fund some **** the end Kiwi Farms. They're trying to take way there. That's your specialty is they direct the media to attack you and shut you down. Yeah. Now friends of mine that are good journalists, but they've been corrected since then. Don't worry. I always correct people. They thought gamer gate was like in Wikipedia. It's a harassment campaign. And these are people that know about cutouts. But what I've learned from talking to people that know shit, they're all compartmentalized as ****. Exactly. Most people that serve evil. In fact, almost all of them have no idea. They just go, I get like a chicken that packs the thing to get the grain. They just go me. I'm not an expert. I can't talk about this. I was trying to get them to go, do you really want to be a cog? Right. I just want to keep the devil. Is that the hill you want to die on? Duncan? White hill. I worked in entertainment. I heard this for like the whole time because a bunch of people that didn't want to die on that hill. By the way, gut fell nose beats against real. I feel like he does. We're delivering a seven eight and nine year old John Podesta to the member. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. Do you remember the dude from Blink 182 that was the UFO guy? He wrote an email to John Podesta that he just wanted to serve to bring out the UFO truth because when the Rockefellers are involved, here's my deal. People say that we know 20 Podesta to flaunt it to the huge magazine inside the thing showing the one with their hands by now. Yeah, I've seen all this. Listen, because people haven't seen this. They need to see. Now go watch Disney, motherfucker. Look at this. Hey, hey, hey, the whole thing. Walt Disney, real name, our tour beak. I know, but I'm not being mean, Kirby. You said this is old. It's not old to do people. Yeah, man, just because you know it, your teacher. I'm not Christian. I'm the first reader in England. Know this. Your fans are advanced. You got to stop thinking everybody knows this. And anytime I do this thing, I'm not mad at you. You got to stop thinking everybody knows what you know. His fans get mad at me because I stopped to like show people something. Not everyone knows this dude. People appreciate it when you're as abusive as I am. And we're not mad at you. The point is stop saying it's new to new people. Our job is to get more people. Did you just make this a five-club hot? No, we're not being mean to you. I'm doing five-club. No, this is a five-club hot. I'm saying you have to. Didn't say it was me. I just said it's a five-club hot. I learned it since I know a bunch of shit. I have to try. It's the prodigal son. The good son stays there. He's great. We love him. It's my favorite story by the way. And the other side comes back and he goes, "Why do you care about it?" He goes, "Do you how much I like you?" Like, this is the dumb ass. How much do I love you? Do you know how I took that story? So my point is don't be we're forever the prodigal son's, bro. Yes, you know what I'm going. Well, you know, well, you probably let him finish it. No, he's probably right how he interpreted it. How I interpreted it was. The one son goes and the other son does it. He stays and then he comes back and you know, he fucks up and the father's like, "Bring out my finest fatted cat, whatever." And the other son's like, "But I stayed here." And the father's like, "Well, you're a boring, rule-following bitch and your brother's genuinely interesting." So it's more valuable to have him back. No, he says you're getting the whole shop, brother. No, the quote. No, you're right. Listen, your interpretation. Wait, let me do the Bible. The exact versus one that was dead. You're watching pancake Bible yelling. It was back. It was it was saying this. No, I know. I'm just trying to have some time because Jesus didn't mean to take the pics away from the point. The point is we go the extra link to get the lost sheep. The ones that were already there, we're not putting them down. That's right. I look, I know you're talking about anti-cast bearing. I'm just saying we're talking to the lost sheep, bro. You have to dumb it. Not me mean you've got to lower it. We want the new people. People don't believe this. People when people when you say, oh, this is old. I'm a man, but like people do this to me like, oh, this is old. Okay. They don't know the time. You are correct. But listen to my philosophy on this. So your Doug Pound, who's a genuine talented guy and your wine box that are around that scumbag, Tim Heidegger. Yeah. Sadly, they only respect abuse from someone smarter than them. Why are you smart? I'm not saying that. But I'm trying to collect the people I like by abuse it. That's what they need. Look, I'm not trying to be a pimp here, but these are hose. And I'm trying to show them that I could show you the world, baby. You just got to come with me and when you dumb I'm gonna tell you dumb bitch, but I love you. Yeah, they should stop me his life. I agree is so but slaves have a slave mentality And here's what sir Michael a keynote point is we have to keep we have to keep restating the basics so I'm not crazy. I got it man. That's it. You got to keep restating the basics because you're a you don't understand how Absolutely genius and we are do my kissing your ass. You want to know my IQ? Stop stop. It's not big Kurt you send me shit all the time and I it's all smart and I got to sit there for like an hour to figure it out I'm pretty fucking smart so we would have to take it out where you you regal off shit that I underestimate yourself you have to you understand like if I am kind of let's say a wizard at this I have to focus and figure it out The average person has no fucking clue what you're saying. I just now looked at it. Like I'm a late comer to all the things Well, I guess you're asked you do send me a lot of this good stuff. It's almost always right. Yeah, but I have to sit there with a fucking Heading figure it out number one. I'm out kissing your ass. I'm telling you okay. Why do you mean do I show you down? So you slow down to still down what you're saying because if I get a headache figuring it out It's always right explain it. Okay, so baited. I don't you see what they're doing. It's like fucking fine I'll do it a better way. Okay. I'll do it a better way. All right. That's what Rogan says I feel like an hour trying to figure it out. Listen Rogan Rogan says it to me too The best guy I've ever met in job is who's the highest paying fairest nicest guy that don't give a fuck about Right. Yeah, okay. Oh I forgot wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I forgot to question hold on really make it presentable. What did you see? Wait, what's shit? Okay, look, I got a shit and Shit's go shit. Everything's we're doing by the way people over the shit fest. We've never peed once on the show We've only taken shit the podcast is shit That's impressive crashing out the name of the show With a name of the show here. Oh the new podcast is called crashing out From years trying to hear the name of the show crashing out with no you inspired me and I just realized Sammy Heygar hair looks great with a rice hat Go take your shit They're all like shit five pounds every morning at six a.m So there's no you're left with me folks You're your chronicle or expert shit artists. They have the largest micro penis in America but It's true. It's we're gonna go like, oh, they go Literally like oh now that looks like a rubble. Oh shit. I got the biggest micro penis in America folks. I can go on tour It's amazing But by getting serious here We're gonna finish this podcast up here in a minute and Right now we're just having a good discussion about people want to shut us down on our real fuck you you fucking failed So you can say what you want about the world being a mess at the end of the day the fake people are losing the real people are winning and In the end of the day that'll trump AI because everybody loves a all day. AI is narcissism It's narcissists looks in the water and loves himself. So you're so in love with AI. It's just a reflection of you It rips off every famous artist every famous speaker every famous orator. That's what it does and so when you look at it It's scared by it gets scared by yourself It's scared by who you are because that's who you are God made you In his mind and you are frightfully dangerous you are amazing and That's the truth you were made by the creator of the universe to be able to build what we've already done There's no doubt. We're made the image of God little G. We're not God, but we got God's part So anybody putting you down, they might try to make you feel pathetic. I don't care if you're driving a fucking Peno Most of you know what that is or a pacer, you know from the 70s. It's really cool cars you are Conscious you're able to see a sunset and see its beauty. You're able to hear him you song and love that That's worship. That's worship of what God built and the ability to worship is the ability to be conscious and become close to God And that's all that matters and these people they want to work against the the system of God created They want to work against the dynamic that is who we're supposed to be. They're a joke. They're the losers folks They're cheating. They think they got the cheat code. They think they're winning. They're not winning folks. They're losers They're losers and that's what you got to remember God made you God made you in His image to carry out amazing things and you can see what we've done That's not hype. That's not me telling you how great you are It's not Oprah Winfrey you envision something that happens until now with all the AI with all the technology It's who controls it. We've now reached the Atlantean moment where whatever we want can now be built and That's why there's 87,000 trillion galaxies have been photographed Because we aren't even an amoeba yet. We aren't even a Larval frog at tadpole yet. We're not we're we're we're we're not even at the point of the of the sperm We're not even at the point of the sperm and and the egg coming together and that flash happens We're right there at that. This is the beginning. Come on in guys We're at the beginning of our destiny And nobody's getting away with it. Satan is the tester that God allowed through free will just to strengthen us and to put pressure on us Yes, Satan is an agent of God and that's what you have to understand in the larger picture and understand you are Divinely created for an incredible mission. That's right. Okay. Look. I'm not trying to freak out But I can't find my legal dealt tonight. I want some fucking answers. I have some legal dealt to nine edible No, I just had it and it's gone now and I know It wasn't me that lost it And we're not leaving here and if you think Hunter Biden gets crazy when he raises crack and it's a little bit damn Why don't you eat some of my I have a edible doubt. No, no, no, you want some add-on what am I ready to watch over there? Oh, I'm good. Okay. This is like the best episode of mystery boys has ever happened. It's the best episode of any podcast ever made I think it will go viral is important information. Well, we didn't want it was still podcast say what you want This is unfiltered. Are you learned about duck pussies? Sorry Why should I have to be alone knowing about That's a little I'm proud of you I just want you to say it's all about analogies and the reason I mean don't go both in gate Yo, you're gay, right? You're in gate. Don't you? Remember how you were in gate. No, yeah, I was in gate So hey, I ever suck the dick. It's a five o'clock. I said I was like a hundred dick to stop nuclear war No, that would make you a girl. Well, that's a real Christ consciousness. You got so wait Yo, I'd rather be crucified wait, so you would not let me wait. How many would you suck a hundred dicks to stop nuclear war? No, cuz I'm too. I'd be too good. Are you fucking kidding me? I'll ask you this. Yo, it's like being a good way. Wait. It's like being a good writer's assistant I said I never said that you're good at it. I'm never gonna let you stop. I've suck a hundred dicks to stop Okay, let me ask you this. So you just suck a hundred dicks. I come out and I'm like Alex You got to suck one more dick Wow, well, you've just predicted the next season of mr. Beast on Amazon Prime My point is is that we need they have a normalcy bias that we haven't had nuclear war We need you stop the shit. We do people don't understand So are we driving something or war to be easy to suck a dick? What's so easy it ain't that easy people just don't realize like some people say nuclear weapons aren't real People are that insane right now. Oh, oh, oh, this old church humans couldn't build it was a whole record of being built Yeah, that's that's actual by the way the Tell me a thing about that retarded. Yeah, they're retarded. Yeah That's what they say Tortoria, okay, let me recommend Mark windows windows on the world got a great thing about it. Is there they look at all And and because the system lies that people believe nothing's true. They take Texas courthouses that my fucking eight grandpa's ago Bill there's photos of they go. We didn't build that as too pretty Well, okay, wait, but caulk and molding was invented once a cheaper thing we don't have to give a shit comes out That's why it's not pretty no more everything gets down great old days. You built something beautiful. You have the next job, right? It was all about pride. Yeah, I look at these we don't want that pride hotels in Austin. Yeah, you know, I mean people go There's like oh humans in builders is too beautiful. No, they had fucking pride, right? No, we need you to be in shame all the time about just being born We want the thing from people want to walk into something and see beauty Which we manifest that's why they came was declots five the 70s the CIA in about the 50s to one ugly art ugly architecture to lower Jackson Paul Yeah, yeah, wait, what's the name of that architecture are ugly and the feminist hot a big ugly fucking building so our consciousness Yeah, and then glorious dynamite that whore they bring out a hotter feminist they're distracted from the so it was that yeah you know all the things were that admittedly we don't talk about China dipshit you're not even as good as China look at this shit so there was some other from I remember yeah in high school now she didn't look as good as now as yeah I would come home for a while and not as hot and and limbaugh it wasn't perfect but it's like glorious time in her book such a such as he was CIA hmm openly she told everybody and so I get home and I'm I'm I'm mom's like made me launch and she wasn't really a liberal but she so where she said that's not true I have her book she pulls it out in front of me goes oh my god she admits it right here I forgot that so the point is incredible yeah it's true story how do you say so but I forgot it for 20 years when yeah you know the CIA is deep all the movies you saw how about how about when you fucking um yeah black Panther you remember black Panther yeah I saw no they're the man yeah so first of all I shot black Panther four times well I'm a fan of it because white man I'm not even joking okay a white man made it up that's why I so wait let me explain why we didn't mean to what we're living in LA people kept in fighting us the black Panther we didn't want that's why you're getting all these shit cuz you hung out with devil worshipers your maniac you know that's on you that there were some Muslims oh if you leave the other guy that played back black Panther died of colon cancer yeah yeah everybody liked him but he died and um but the thing is the most CIA how about the hobbit is the friendly CIA guy who just wants to help an African nation that has this amazing that's the plot of black Panther remember the guy say hobbit no black the hobbit and the black Panther the next black Panther remake is all about I forget the name of it I don't follow it but by bringing the CIA saving Wakanda yeah because there's all these fire it yep yo a Neil Brennan who I love that guy do better he goes he thought what we everyone focused on the time and he goes the guys are going to say well we got to go back and help the blacks is we're African with the higher technology he was like yeah it's kind of a guy I'm like you know what like frizzle Africans don't like black people we all know this that's why I apologize to Kenya earlier black Africans don't like yo wait Africans are black they don't like a blaster blacks oh they don't like American blacks they move on I see I see even if they're much poorer than American black they look down on that I got you much like many island Puerto Ricans from Puerto Rico don't think highly of the ones that you know here they think low Italians are not going to think highly of why are you bitching you're a reposition it's kind of why what you're a great reposition and that's why the these all these motherfuckers want to bring all these people flooded into America why are you bitching I come from a place where I lived it like shit hey I'm Indian I would be happy to take lower pay to not learn how to drive a truck I would be happy to run the FBI like a fucking gay piece of shit that's in the closet that fucks a guy in Vegas and has a fake ju-beard from us on cash but how fucked dude in Vegas he lives with him he fucking lives with them what the game his girlfriend's not a honey trap she's a beard I don't have anything against that but I told you just like five times I ever heard that's the world you go do fast but I walk because I was jerking off so I wasn't I couldn't type is all right so we've done three hours oh yeah it's like the greatest mystery boys every day all because my nanny's got to leave I want to come back but I want you guys done as you know you wasn't having on I've been begging to come on the show you guys both come in yeah a little little pray lit here oh where my gilly soon little pray lit I'm gonna tell you first big news up front we're taping aside once it's gonna release next week by next week you'll know we're back at enforce yeah okay wait when you get it back throw the name away and do the new name that would be crashing out that'll be pretty baller just change it I just said that that's so incredible the name don't matter Alex Jones matters Alex Jones matters not the name Alex Jones right yeah we we we we we had a bunch of court victories no one puts it in there's but we don't enforce as close we got the studio all the back they failed and it's a long story but next week we want something next Thursday crashing out with Alex Jones coming next week all right shout out to Kino I hope we just lean into it yeah man you'll find me at Alex Jones live dot com on exit relaunch shows rumble dot com for size the show so live but we are fighting you guys got to come in and do a commercial free podcast and we promise you will don't I will already I'm always I'm there I'm there we can't wait that's incredible or plan on next Thursday so maybe you release this next Wednesday and then we'll do it next day you should never tell me the day I'm gonna fuck you shit up you should never accept to me in that program what date Alex Jones is it fighting us on the show you're talking about game I'm gonna go on out of Jones oh it's okay there's that you don't get it in talented education that's where they found the kids that could now a skill I using comedy and Duncan uses the ability to synthesize seemingly unrelated events pattern recognition connecting the dots the autistic kids with small tapes they make now don't know how to do that and they're trained with the mid-wit phrases as skit so but I'm telling you better start connecting dots you little fucking queefs I'm holding you to it this little air what next Wednesday whatever it is we are down next Thursday and I want to and we can do we're in the old studio they're gonna shit their pants we're there it's an honor I'll be doing it anyway it's a sacred bump we're there Peter teal asked me to get deep inside anyway and I will my friend Peter teal mine to friend of the all mom and pop shop compared to George Thoreau's or Bill Gates right or Michael Bloomberg that to you work for you pussy fuck you you move foot yo if you're in the mystery you're a homo with hoofs for feet thanks for coming on out God could never love you don't love you love you guys I'm a whole year next week we're there stop watching anime invoires relaunches next week Alex shows live dot com betrayal as a craft like male as a train will key in the hallway say this in 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