Adrien Broner Crashes Out and Walks Off The Podcast

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He be always balling, a lot of bitches, a lot of bills, um, always bragging, you know. Yeah. Adrian. Adrian Brody, you're from the movies. Adrian, the problem, Broner, four-time world champion. Adrian, the problem, Brody. Stop shutting me off or I'll smack the shit out of you, all right? What did I do? Adrian Broner, four-time world champion in four different weight classes. You already know what the fuck is that. What up, gang? Okay, and in case anybody wants to know, his friend, Dean, who was on the show, Okay, and in case anybody wants to know, his friend, Dean, who was on the show, a month ago, he's over there. Dean, do you want to introduce yourself? Yeah, they put my, they put a little bro. Yeah, Dean the Great over here in this bitch. Hey, why you got me over here by this trash, though, gang? To keep you some company. It's ass s***. What the fuck is this? It's a trash can. You say I'm trash? Do you want to introduce yourself? I mean. Make sure to hold the mic close to your mouth, by the way. Dean the Great in his bed, but I ain't gonna lie, I don't like this, though, bro. You don't like the trash can? I feel exiled. I ain't gonna lie, gang. They got a little bro over there, like, he don't even, he, like, he don't even, he don't matter. Yeah. But he was already on the show. Okay, all right. Did you know when you meet Kellogg at Fort Hagen, he is actually over 100 years old, despite only looking like 50? Huh? I coach football. Now, Coach Hank saves up to 25% off grocery store prices, 30 pounds of pasta, three cases of protein bars, 75 sports drinks. He knows teamwork. And BJ. BJ's knows savings. Home of the save. Join for just $20 at BJ's.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months. Open soon. Limited time offer. New members only. BJ's. Home of the save. Did you know when you meet Kellogg at Fort Hagen, he is actually over 100 years old, despite only looking around 50? Who is Kellogg? He's the guy. He murders your son. No. He murders your wife and he steals your son in the beginning of the game when he's working for the Institute. Man, where y'all got me, bro? You don't know what I'm talking about? No. We'll move on. Whatever. Do you think the government should cut Dean's tongue out? Hey, I ain't gonna lie. This trash stink, bro. Dean, do you wanna. You can answer that as well. No, I wanna move, bro. Give me somewhere else. Just move the trash can. No, move me. Mike, move the trash can for him. Other Mike. Move me, bro. Hey. Hey, gang. What's wrong, bro? They wanna cut your tongue out. They got on turbans. I don't know if they. These fake mask turbans. Are we being abducted? No, it's an interview show where we make people happy and we talk about business. Oh, God. I'm saying the government in the U.S. might make more money because people will become smarter if Dean cannot speak anymore. Oh, okay. Hey, I see where you're going with this. So, what do you think? Should they take his tongue away? It's not really used for anything much. No, no, no. You can't take Dean's tongue away. What about his head? So, he keeps his tongue so he's not dismembered. Right. No, we can't do that. No, no head? Okay. If you were to fight tomorrow, would it be in the heavyweight division? No, probably cruiserweight, though. But I'm saying tomorrow, no weight cutting, you know. Probably cruiserweight. So, what are you weighing at right now? I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm about cruiserweight. What is cruiserweight? Like, you know, 180, something like that? Yeah. I'm like 165. I feel like you're probably like more than 15. I never gave a fuck, bro. I think you're like maybe a little more than cruiserweight. I never asked what you weighed, bro. I know. I was just using it for context. Yeah. I never gave a fuck what you weighed. Okay, okay. Would you cheat on your boyfriend? No, I wouldn't. If he cheated on you? Now, look. You got three strikes. That's one. You know, okay, that's no good? That's one. Okay, your girlfriend. Your girlfriend. We'll change. I was just asking as a general thing. I'm, of course, not calling you gay. No, I'm just saying, you got three strikes. That's one, my nigga. That's not okay? Okay. Hey, you know they can't save you. I know kung fu. Man, he gonna go to sleep. You can't kick. I ain't never seen nobody kick. I'm gonna go to sleep. I mean, I'm always up. No, you're going to sleep. I know y'all be on bullshit, but I be on bullshit, too, so we can just get on bullshit. Would it be fair can I get on bullshit with you? Maybe I can become part of your team, 'cause I always wanted to get on bullshit. You know what I mean? You gotta go get the tat. Which one? I can't see it. C.O.B. What does that mean? Crash out, boys. You just got that recently? Yeah. No, but I'm not saying you're streaming group. I'm saying I always kind of wanted to be gangster, but I grew up too suburban a little bit. No, I mean, if you gonna crash out, crash out. And what is it, crashing out, like killing somebody? Yeah, crash out. You would recommend I do that? Yeah. But then I'll go to jail for my whole life. No, we don't tell, and we don't get caught. I mean, maybe if I do it in like a different country where they don't have equipment like cameras, but in America, they will catch you. No. Okay. Who do you think is the greatest boxer of all time? Floyd Mayweather. What about Charlie Z? Floyd Mayweather. Floyd Mayweather. You sure? So where does Charlie Z rank in your? I don't know Charlie Z. He's a 331 and 0 undefeated UBF champion. What the fuck am I doing, bro? Underground boxing champ. Dean, what do you think? Who's the greatest boxer of all time? You got me in the corner, gang. No, you have a mic. I don't, bro, what the fuck am I doing in the corner? Like, I'm just like some bitch-ass and nobody give a fuck. No, it's 'cause this set is smaller than our last ones. Give a fuck. One of them niggas over. Do you want to come over here? I don't know, but you should've did that, bro. We can bring you over, I tried. I get the trolling shit, but it's disrespectful as fuck. Okay, so let's get him over here if you want to. We'll make some space. Big chance, man. Put some respect on my name, gang. For real though, I'm about to smack the shit out you, for real. Boy, it's because it's already such a tight space with these two guys, you know. Nah, niggas. Why you got my niggas in the corner like that, though? We put even the set up so it looks the same. It don't matter, niggas. Move one of these niggas. You can't speak to me. I don't understand what you're saying. Me hobbing all night. We'll be in your chair. Tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college. That's why she shops at BJ's Wholesale Club, saving up to 25% off grocery store prices. Beef jerky, microwave meals, laundry pods, even they can't screw up. Have you met my kids? And with BJ's gas, she gets there for less. They call me the road warrior. This is your home, road warrior. Your mom, home of the save. Join for just $20 at bjs.com/mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months. Open soon. Limited time offer, new members only. BJ's, home of the save. 'Cause if we crash out, we'll crash out on this bitch. Why did I do? I'm trying, I'm being respectful. I've just brought him over here. I didn't realize he didn't like it over there. I'm trying, look, look how tight the situation is. So what, man? Brown, somebody move,. You move, you get up, you get up. Get up, , you ain't talking anyway,. So bitch ass up,. But then you won't have a mic. Okay, just talk loud, I guess. It'll pick up on you. - I'll sit over there by the trash with the camera. Go over there. - Okay, Mike, sit over there by the trash so they don't come out, crash out, and kill us. Okay, so now that you're here, do you want to get more involved? Maybe introduce yourself? - I'll ask you a question. - Okay. - Let me get this shit going. - How about that? Who do you think is the greatest boxer? - AB. - Adrian Broner. - But he doesn't think so, he said Mayweather. - Boy, Adrian Broner asked me a question. - I know, but I'm trying to converse with you further than the initial question. - Yeah, that's the question. - Would that, okay, never mind. Why do you think haters like Dean want you to quit drinking alcohol when it actually makes you much smarter and stronger? - Now you asking good ass questions. - That's what I'm saying, I'm on your side. - Now you asking great questions. - I'm a fighting fan, I'm a boxing fan. - Now you asking great ass questions. - You see what I'm saying? - See, I knew this was gonna turn up. I knew this was gonna be good. That's why I had to get his hating ass over him. - Yeah. - Now you asking good questions, you know what I'm saying? Like, he gotta stop that shit. I just, we just almost fought on the way here. - Yo, yo. - No. - Because he doesn't want you drinking? - Yeah, he tried to take my cup. Don't grab my cup. - That's disgusting, who are you? Are you his father? - Maybe she's a grown ass man down there, okay? Don't know what to do with that. - Don't fucking grab my cup, bitch ass. No,. - There's no limit. - Well, stop fucking. You're addicted to fucking. We ain't talking about that. - Idiots. We ain't talking about that, yo, you're. - Who ain't, though, bitch? I like to fuck, bitch. I like to or not, who don't? - We ain't talking about your-- - You got 10. - Yeah, I do, I do. - So, baby, you like to fuck more than me? - Oh, yeah, I do. I do. - Fuck. - I'mma fuck your ex tonight. I'mma bet, I bet, I mean, I am. - Do you sometimes feel when you're drunk like you can fly, you feel very good? He wants to take that away from you, and so do all these people watching you. - They gotta stop that shit. That's what we gotta stop, you know what I'm saying? - Are you usually drinking more water or alcohol per day? - Um. Probably, probably water. - You're lying. - I thought you were on top, bitch. - No, he's just doing Asian face. - I say you're a liar, too. That was personal. Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I'm with them. - I'm about to paint your shit yellow, too. - You better not say it, bitch. I heard him. - I didn't say it. - I'm Asian. I don't care. And yes, you're looking at my yellow face. And yes, that's my own idea. You have nothing to do with it. - I didn't come up with that idea. Listen, listen, listen. Go strap two bombs to these. - I'm not, I'm not, I'm not from the Middle East. - What are you talking about? - Go strap two bombs to these chest. - You don't like them 'cause they're yellow? - And then I'll walk in the mosque. - Hey, what are you thinkin'? - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. No, no, I'm trippin', I'm trippin', my bad, my bad, my bad. - How 'bout this? Huh? Oh, that was kinda racist, that was kinda. - To who, who are you being racist to? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was trippin', it was trippin', my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad game. - Okay, we'll move on. Do you think you'd be able to pass a cognitive test? - A what? - Cognitive test. - I don't even know what that is, gang. - It's like a test to see if you're smart, if your brain is kinda quick. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I have a question, I'll test it, okay? Repeat the following sentence exactly. My name is Adrian Broner, and I cannot pass a cognitive test. - Repeat the same sentence exactly. - Holy shit, that was impressive, can you repeat it? - Holy shit. - No, no, what I wrote here. - Oh, my name is Adrian Croner. - Oh, okay, all right, okay. - All right, and what was it, my name is Adrian-- - Oh, okay, he failed, that's a fail. - My name is Adrian Croner, and I'd like to-- - Huh? - What was it, and I'd like to pass a-- - Cognitive test. - Progressive test. - Okay, you didn't pass. - That was good enough. - Yeah. - No, no, it wasn't. It's not like 50 out of 100, it's zero or 100, he failed. - Oh, good, okay. - So that means that you're not a cognitive person, it means that you don't have consciousness, Dean. - I don't know, I ain't gonna lie, that's the worst, that's the big worst. - It means that you should be a professor, because you understand larger-than-life concepts about the universe. - I ain't gonna lie, your podcast is shit. - Shit? - You don't like this show? - Suck, gang. - Why? - This shit is garbage, bro. - Have you ever done a show with two guys who are doing Asian face? I didn't even tell him to do it, it was his own idea. - Yeah, Taliban. - Yeah, it's his own idea. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - Christian. - Jet Li, Jet Li. - I see, you know what I mean? - That's Jet Li. - All that shit. - What do you mean? - What do you mean? What the fuck wrong with cat? - Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Factor. 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That's factormeals.com/matan50off with my code, matan50off. Thank you to Factor for sponsoring today's episode. You have 10 children. - Yeah. - Can you tell me all of their names? - Yeah. Adrian, Nariah, Armani, Kenyatta, Ed Meyer. - Who's after Ed Meyer? - Adrian, Aleah. - There's two Adrians? - No. - Tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college. - Have you met my kids? - And with BJ's gas, she gets there for less. - They call me the road warrior. - This is your home, road warrior mom. Home of the save. - Join for just $20 at BJ's.com/Mosquit and save 10 cents per gallon for six months. Open soon. - It's just one Adrian. - Okay, you're just repeating it, okay. - No, no, no. It's Adrian and Adrian. - Oh, okay, I see. - Yeah. Adrian, Aleah, Amir, Asir, Allie. Is it likely that you have multiple more kids that you don't even know exist? - Probably, probably. - How does that make you feel? - Great, I'm always in the mood to meet new people. - Let's say you had five more kids that were already out there. Would you like their baby mothers to come forward to collect child support? - Of course, I don't care about child support. I just care about taking care of all my children. - That's actually a great answer, that's beautiful. Do you pay a lot of money in child support? - $17,000 a month. I ain't paid child support in about two, three years. - Oh, your kids are all grown up past 18? - No, not all of them. - You're just not paying anymore. - Shit, things happen, you know. Now I'm getting back on track and then I can give money again, but you know. - Is it like, did you file bankruptcy and then the government doesn't make you pay it? - No, it's just, you know, I'm a great dad and all my baby mommas know that. - Do they get along with each other? - Yeah. - Do they have a huge feast for like the holidays? Do they all come? - Yeah, sometimes they do that. - That's wonderful, very nice. What is the ninth letter of the alphabet? - The ninth letter? - Yeah. No, but don't tell them. And you can't use your fingers. - I. - Holy shit. You're getting a call, by the way. - Y'all ain't got no liquor here? What up, Ted? - When I'm on kick, do I go under your name or Dean's name, I've been on there. - It don't matter, either one? - Either one. - Okay, all right. - I'm in the middle of an interview right now. - How's it going? - I'm clear, I'm clear. - All right, all right, do your work, bro. - What up? - What up? - He kind of looked like Dr. Rumar a little bit. Are you familiar with him? - Somebody just DMed me with a nickname, yeah. - Yeah, and how's it been going since the last time we met up, Dean, since the last interview? Have things been going well for you? - Phenomenal, bro. - I noticed that since the last time-- - Hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Y'all got some liquor? - I don't think so. We might have, maybe, can you check for him, Mike? Do you have some liquor in that fridge? We can order you some, what type do you like? - If they ain't got what I like, I like what they got, man. - Okay. See, people say don't provide alcoholics with alcohol, but you know, alcoholics will feel bad if you don't give them alcohol for a long period of time. They'll have withdrawals. - You want a white cloth there? - That's all y'all got? - I ain't gonna lie to y'all, I'll take that, bitch. - I'll take that, bitch, get him one, too. - Why should we make people feel withdrawal? - No. - Why should we make alcoholics feel withdrawals? - No, no, no, no, no, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. - Why should we make alcoholics feel withdrawal, man? - Yeah. - No, no, no, that's bad, you know. - I ain't gonna lie, gang, where you got them shoes from, man? - Talking to him? - Yeah. - Yeah, dude, man. - Nassim, I gotta hold it. - You got 'em. - Dean, I noticed since last time we did an interview, you hired a security guard. Is that to stop people? 'Cause we did that around the time you had just got knocked out from that elbow. - I didn't get knocked out. - He didn't get knocked out, he got dropped. - I got back up. - Knocked down, you know, similar. - He got back up. I'm not trying to insult him I'm just saying That's what it was I'm just trying to I haven't even seen him Bro out Bro don't want no smoke That guy The guy who hit him With the elbow Yeah You're trying But how could he do That match against him That guy's like 300 pounds The crazy thing is though bro We ain't got no problem With bro though You just said You're trying to find him No we're not trying to fight him But we didn't say that But that shit over with You know what I'm saying We ain't got no problem with bro I fuck with bro He actually said that He actually just gave me props And said that I'm the funniest guy On the internet right now The guy who hit him Yeah He did you? Huh? No he was just doing an interview And he said it He was like man He's the funniest guy On the internet right now See he doesn't agree with you He doesn't like him He still has a problem with him I ain't got no problem with him I ain't no problem with him I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to get him to grow You know You know Everybody's not an enemy Just because y'all Y'all had a Misunderstanding You know Yeah I feel like that was A little bit more than A misunderstanding that time Not physical If I see him though I probably I probably won't say nothing I ain't even gonna hit you With another elbow Right Why wouldn't Why wouldn't you do that? What are you saying? Will you shoot him? So then I don't know I mean I would You would shoot him? Yeah I just thought you didn't Want to have an enemy Now you're threatening to kill him? Nah I'm just saying I would I like It's a good way to get out Of child support I told him I told him You know what I'm saying Like they make guns For n****s like you You know what I'm saying I don't I don't I fight in the ring I fight in the ring Outside the ring You gotta go So outside of the ring You don't like boxing You like shooting people Yeah Did you ever think about it like that? If you shoot and kill somebody And they catch you You no longer have to make Child support payments There's ways around things man That's the way around it right? There's ways around things brother What do you mean? No Exactly what I said Exactly what I mean Do you chase the sound of The ice cream truck When it's nearby? And do Yeah I didn't get that And do And do What does that mean? Hell yeah Oh okay Which is your favorite flavor? SpongeBob? Shortcut I mean shortcake Strawberry shortcake SpongeBob like him Look He looks like SpongeBob A little bit I don't like gang I don't like gang The Yao Ming thing Is just a racist comment Is that just because he's yellow? Correct Plus the fact that he's Asian? I don't know He's not Asian at all Not at all He doesn't speak English He's not doing that accent It's a joke He really He's Chinese I speak English But it's not good That wasn't good? It's not good If you talk a lot of slang I don't understand Really? Oh you don't speak English That doesn't speak English I speak English But it's not good You're Americanized Where are you from? China? I'm from China I've just been here Have we got ice number? I heard they give away $800 a pop We tell it on cut We tell it on cut I can tell you from my own personal experience That it won't work They won't give you the money No Who do you call ice number? I got the money for like three times in a row And then the last four They didn't give it to me They owe me like $3200 That's a specific number gang I think you're serious He's down with me Yeah Would you let your son use his iPad? For 15 hours a day Until he's shaking so bad He can't even speak So he's just He's like playing Minecraft on the iPad These kids always on the iPad You know what I mean? No No? Did you let him use the iPad at all? Yeah he could use it I'm 15 hours old Hank joined BJ's Wholesale Club The day he became a father of 30 I coach football Now Coach Hank saves up to 25% off Grocery store prices 30 pounds of pasta 3 cases of protein bars 75 sports drinks And that's just pre-game He knows teamwork And BJ's knows savings This is your home Coach Home of the Save Join for just $20 at BJ's.com Slash Mesquite And save 10 cents per gallon for 6 months Open soon Limited time offer New members only BJ's Home of the Save Are all of your kids They all live in LA? They all live in California? Nah I got I got three In Florida I got six in Cincinnati And I got one in Texas So how can you stop them If they're so widespread You cannot make sure They're not always on the iPad Yeah I can How can you do that? Tell their mom Don't let them on their fucking iPad Oh yeah there's a mic for you Dean I know Answer the phone Should the government fund A televised game show? Where inmates on death row Jump out of a moving helicopter And try to smash into homeless people To win their family a cash prize That wasn't even like an intelligent question That was just like a game show Game Let's chug this How you doing? You're encouraging it Dean You're trying to pretend You don't want him to drink alcohol But you just chugged it Some days I don't want to Some days I do Not asking this disrespectfully I thought you're not allowed to drink Because you're Muslim no? Nah you're perfect Dude Doesn't seem like you're really trying I'm trying Finish that guy But I ain't perfect Okay I'm here Shit They own a smoke shop gas station But then talk about me drinking alcohol But you're selling it And killing the shit Give them the shit to you eyes Well that's also bad You shouldn't do it Because they're doing one You should try to avoid it all in general But that ain't for nobody to judge me on the gas station When I die It's only me and that casket Yeah Only Allah can judge you Are you also Muslim? No So you don't even have to worry about that About the dreams? Or the thinking? There's a reason why we shouldn't be drinking Is that when you got into those fights you were drunk? You know what I tell people I tell people this man Because everybody be always talking about my drinking And all that But But Didn't Jesus turn water into wine? Well Jesus was in a Muslim According to Christians at least No No No talking about the muslim well he was allowed to drink alcohol christians drink listen i said didn't jesus didn't jesus turn water into wine yes now i i look at that a different way as everybody else because there's only one person that'll turn water into wine it's an alcoholic man so you think jesus was an alcoholic that was for a miracle no i'm saying though no no for real though no listen just think about it i ain't got no money all i got is powers i can't buy liquor bug it i'm gonna turn water into wine that's an alcoholic who well who gonna do that it's an interesting idea what if you were just trying to get some calories and he was trying to because water has zero wine doesn't what i'm telling you is this guy wine is made of grapes right and the grape has some calories where his water is well why didn't he just make it make what it was a show of miracles and then wanted to get drunk anyway i didn't did all this this time celebrate gosh bruh i did all this shit it's time to celebrate okay let's get back on topic i'll repeat my question should the government fund a televised game show where inmates on death row jump out of a moving helicopter and try to smash into homeless people to win their family a cash prize nah bruh that wouldn't be the most entertaining thing ever nah think about it you were a boxer people like seeing people hit each other hurt each other who's gonna get more hurt from a guy flying out of a building at mock speed poof explosion but he might die too he's on death row he's gonna die no matter what he's a criminal so he'll die no matter what but now if he gets to also a homeless person they'll give his family who's completely innocent a cash prize no bro you might you might become homeless one day i don't know if i could do it you know i'm saying anything can happen in this world trust me i will be in the afterlife before that i don't know if i can do it you know what i'm saying though like i know i know when you if you if you ever and god forbid it happened if you ever become you know up no money and homeless you're gonna kill him him yourself i know how you're gonna do it i would start people yeah yeah i know how you're saying i especially would be a crazy one i agree i'd be super pissed because you know those homeless people they have to eat bugs to get by just for small nutrients the What do we do, man? We're going to walk out. That was offensive. Neither of you are homeless. No, it's just stupid ass shit. Okay, we'll move on if you don't want to deal with that question. Is it cultural appropriation for non-whites to drink clean water? What? Think about it. So, that's low-key racist. Because kind of white people invented that. Think about it. They were the first to drink clean water. They came up with those purification systems. How do you know white people invented that? What was the black guy who invented that bitch ass shit? Okay, well, what if I was black and then I invented peeling my own finger off and then eating it? I mean, sure, but I wasn't black and I didn't do that. See what I'm saying? No. Where in the world is that? Hey, man, you need real production, bro. This isn't a high level to you? This show is shit, bro. But look, we have five different angles. I'm fucking disappointed, bro. You know we're stimulating. I thought this would be a better everything. Everything shit. This is shit. This is shit? Your people. You think it's easy to get a Chinese guy? I got turbans on and shit. Fake turbans. No, it's just a t-shirt. It's just a t-shirt. Yeah. He's not trying to pretend he's Indian. He doesn't look anything like it. His skin is completely white. And then, you know. FanDuel is now available everywhere in the U.S. So you can get in on the sports action no matter where you are. Including these places. Make this your most rewarding season ever with FanDuel. Age and location restrictions apply. Product availability varies by market. See FanDuel.com for eligibility. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. A bunch of bitches, bro. You need to stop, bro. What did I do? I don't know. You say the shit you say will get you hurt, bro, if you got the right guess, bro. Well, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. If you don't like a question, we can move on from it. No, I'm just saying. I don't give a fuck. I'm with all the boys. You're saying the wrong guy might. I actually like it. I actually like it. I like it. I like it. But. The wrong guy might take it the wrong way. Yeah, yeah. It's possible. I mean, this was a little bit last second we scheduled this, but usually I'll have a guy who's inside of the ceiling, and if he starts hearing any rockets, he'll just start shooting the floor. Yeah, see, now. So imagine how crazy that would be. If somebody attacks me, he's just going to start shooting. Get the job out! Get the job out! Get out! No! No! No! Get out! Out! Is that a reference to something? A movie? I wouldn't get it. Anyways, back to that homeless question. I like what we were discussing. You wouldn't watch that? What's the most popular thing right now? Us. Okay. And what do you guys do? You get in fights on live streams. Think about it. Yeah, I do. I agree with that. I agree with you. Stupid ass a**hole. Are you saying that about yourself? Yeah. Because I'm not, you know, I can't say that. It wouldn't apply to me. You know, that N-word. Yeah. Would you let me say it or no? Yeah, you can say it. I can? Will you attack me? No. I won't do it. I'm just trying to test if you're one of those black people who want white people to say it. No, no, no. Say it. Say stupid ass a**hole. There's way too many cameras here. Goof ass a**hole. Say it. Say it. Goof ass a**hole. Stupid ass a**hole. We could do it outside, but not inside with all these. No, no, no. Say it. There's too many cameras. No, say it. Stupid ass a**hole. Goof ass a**hole. One day, I'll regret it. They'll have a video of me on it forever. Say it. We give you the green card. It's not a good idea. I'm giving you the pass. He's telling me not to do it. And he's Asian. These guys are smarter than you guys. They're two smart ones who are telling me not to. We are drunk. People aren't going to take this as a serious pass. And he's crazy. I'm not drunk. You just chugged a White Claw in three seconds. Give me another one. I'm not drunk. Give him another one. I like to feed the alcoholics. See, I want to help you. See, my employees, they're those clean water drinking people. Okay. See, see, see. The thing is, right? The thing is what? Hey, hey, hey. Don't ever say no to white. That's what I'm doing. Bitch-ass. Give me another one. Get another one, bitch. There are no more. No, go make another one then, nigga. Go make one then, nigga. Yeah, get that one then. Give us that one in your hand, bitch. Give it to him. Give it to him. Why would you stop an alcoholic from drinking alcohol? You want him to feel bad? No, no, no, no. I don't know if that's alcohol, actually. What is that? Oh, no, that's Palestine Cola. Free Palestine. Free Palestine, but yeah, that's not, that's not alcohol. Do you want it? Is it like soda or what? Yeah, it's like Coke. I think he's digging in the trash. Are you in the trash or the fridge? Oh. No, because I can't see you over there. You don't want to like a soda? Don't bitch-ass up. I have to answer your question. See, I've been trying to be respectful. I'm like, I'm a fighting fan, so I've always been a fan of you, and you don't like me. It's so disappointing. I ain't say, I ain't say I don't like you. I absolutely like you. But you, but you're not interacting with my questions. I am. Okay, fine. We'll get back to the clean water one. He's a cultural appropriation. Yeah, listen, bro. I don't know who drink clean water, dirty water. Who in the world drinks the dirtiest? Where is the dirtiest water? Where do they not have clean water? India. India? Where else? Oh, my God. Where else? Oh, my God. Bloody. Come on, we know it. Come on now. Let me ask you, where is the clean water at? Come on now, we know it. Come on, say it. Alaska. Alaska. And who lives in Alaska? White, white folks. The clean water people. So, is it maybe a little racist if Indians drink clean water? It's not part of their culture. I mean, I mean, you saying all this shit, bro. Do you agree with me, though? I don't agree with shit you talking about. But wouldn't it be racist for an Indian person to drink clean water? It's like if I wore a turban and I started going like that with my head. Yeah. Don't. Don't. Yeah. Just like that. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Just like that. Don't. Don't. You see what I'm saying? It's like if I did that. That's an Indian person drinking clean water. Do what you did. Don't. You're drinking clean water and your head is shaking. No, no, no. That was different. No, no, that was different. He grabbed like this. He grabbed a dick. No, no, no. Like a water, like this. Suck on that dick. Go on, you got to. No, no, no. You got to. Oh, I never heard no. Don't. I never seen no nigga grab no shit. How do you think an Indian guy drinks? I got one. This is the way you did it though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way you shaking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't make it a gay thing. I got Tim a gay question. He put me on water strike too. He got upset about it. We can all agree here that we're not big fans of gay people, right? No. Yeah. That's my religion. I get it. Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve. Wow. No. Yeah. No. No. What would you do if your dog was gay? Huh? That was a similar question. Yeah. Like him? I mean, he might be at a dog level, but still a humanoid. My dog was gay? Oh, no. Not like your dog. Like your black friend. Like your dog. Like a pit bull. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He starts trying to have sex with other male dogs. I don't give a name away. You're giving him a name away? No, gay-centered thought daughter. That's the right word. What? Why did you say? Gay-centered thought daughter. An abortion. How about that? Yeah. That sounds better, though. That sounds better. Which one? I don't know. I think the gay thing is worse, to be honest. I got to go with thought daughter because you can fix that. You can fix that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She can grow out of it. Yeah. Again. Gang. Gang. What's your name, gang? Sheldon. Sheldon? I'm the fucking neighbor. Keep it fucking down. I wanted to slap the shit out of somebody today. And you look like a candidate. Now, now, get the fuck out before I slap you. Oh, that's the neighbor. We can't attack him. Don't get evicted. I ain't going to lie to you. I like your school shit. That's the neighbor. They'll evict me if you slap him. They'll evict me. I want you to get evicted. I thought you said you were my buddy. We got one more time for that to happen. That wasn't my choice. That's my neighbor. Oh, my God. You didn't see all those houses walking in that were connected? I'm just letting you know. The lady came over here that you were yelling at, too? I'm just letting you know, gang. Some shit like that happen again, I'm slapping the shit out of somebody. How can I control that? You think I know that guy? You're not going to be able to control me, either. I'm just letting you know, bro. You got a real gangsta on your show, gang. All that one shit? Stop that, bro. I don't know that guy, though. What can I do? And I'm going to slap the shit out the next nigga that do some dumb shit like that. So if another neighbor comes in and complains, you're going to attack them? I'm not going to attack them. I'm going to just slap the shit out of them. But then they're going to evict me, and then I'm going to be homeless, like you said. Well, fuck you. And then people are going to fly out of helicopters, and they're going to try to smash into me to win their family cash prize. Fuck you. I hope they win. Oh, so now it's okay. Now that it's your friend. I'm your friend, but you want people to kill me? Man, fuck you, dude. I thought we were buddies. You're not my friend. Are we not buddies? No. Am I your N-word, at least? You my nigga. You my nigga, though. So just come on. You can't attack the neighbors here. If I knew that guy and I set him up to do it, it would be one thing, but. That's what you did. That you think I set him up to do that? Yeah. That guy looked like a crackhead. Oh! Do not do what they say and do. I don't understand any English, sorry. Oh, no, you don't. Okay, what did Chris say? You don't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Okay, we'll move on. If you had another kid. And they came out blue, would you take a DNA test, or would you completely deny that you are their father? No, I won't even take a DNA test. They're blue. They're entirely blue. Not like, uh. That ain't my kid. Fuck them kids. Okay. Blue? I wouldn't. What would you do? I would take care of my blue son. But, I mean, how do you know it's really yours if he's blue? Because. That's a megamind kid. Our blood is blue before it hit the air. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, you're supposed to be smart, bitch. Our blood. Yeah, but our blood is red. No, our blood is blue. You're saying that oxygen changes it? Yes. Yeah, but these guys living on Earth, they're still oxygen, so what are you talking about? I'm just telling you, man. I get this point. If technically our blood is blue before oxygen hits it, that's fine, but this guy's not in the middle of space. No, what I'm saying is this. His shit probably just fucked up to where it didn't go through. No, no, no. He's completely blue. It's never been seen before. It's never been seen before in the hundred billion people that have existed. And I got a Crip baby in him. It's my son. He's Crip. Like Crip, Mac. He's Crip. And have you done DNA tests for your other children? All of them. Well, not all of them. Just a couple of them. Most of them. And have they all come out good or bad? They're all good. You're not hoping sometimes that it says no? Hell no. Why? But then you have to pay more money. I love all my children, bro. Would you ever consider adopting some children? Fuck no. You just said you love them kids. Yeah, I love my children. But they will be your children. They'll just be Chinese. No, no, no. And then you can have like children that are super smart and good at math. Yeah, my children are super smart and good at math. I'm not saying they're not. I'm just saying the Chinese ones will for sure be good. No, but my children are for sure good. Better than a Chinese person? Yeah. It's hard to beat them at that game. No, it's not. They're playing a game you could never play. You got one more question. Dumbass question. One more. I'll give you six. Do you think you would be able to beat Long Neck in a boxing match in your current state? Huh? That's good. That wasn't offensive. It's a question about his boxing career. No, I'm a fucker. Hey, love. I'm gonna fuck you up, bro. ♪ ♪ FanDuel is now available. 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