ADDRESSING MY LEAKED VIDEO! -You Should Know Podcast-

Olen Shannon Maldonado, käsintehtyjä artesaanitua teita myyvän jaujialahjakaupan perustaja. Valitsin Shopify, koska alustoja testatessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helpokäyttöisimmistä alustoista. Minulla oli tärkeää pohtia kehittymistämme tulevaisuudessa. Kaikki myyntiin tarvittavat työkalut, kuten varaston suunnittelu ovat kätevästi dashboardissa. Aloita ilmainen kokeilu Shopify piste komsi vustolla. Mitä jälkeen? Täällä on suunnittelu, joten ei ole suunnittelu. Katsotaan suunnittelu. Täällä on suunnittelu. Boomba, boomba, boomba, boomba, boomba. Boomba, boomba, boomba, boomba, boomba, boomba, boomba. Täällä on suunnittu. Täällä on suunnittu. Täällä on suunnittu. Milk is ice cream. Yeah, but you can't say every time you get that shamrock, Shay. I've never fully drank glass milk. I've never poured a glass of milk in my life. No, I understand there's an allergen and an intolerance. But even before that, like I only ever finished cereal and just went for that little just at the end. Oh, no, that's weird. That is a cocky. That's gluttonous. Like if you're like drinking some water. That's not I do. Dude, you get you some fruity pebbles. Oh my god, that after milk, it's like a rainbow bath. Oh, man. I've just never, I'm not a big cereal guy to begin with. Anymore, I got used to love cereal, but I feel like anybody that's an adult that like cereal, you might be like, I'm not gonna lie, because you're going down those aisles to see kids. Like you don't, I'm not gonna lie. A cereal, adult cereal is strange. No, it is, first off, adult cereal is fantastic. No, I'm saying just like cereal as an adult. A cereal as an adult is fantastic because there's that little gap where you just erase it. When once you hit college, then you leave it, oh, a cereal is gone. Now, you don't think that when you get back, you come back to your roots and you get that bowl of cinamintose crunch is a 30 year old. They're about to pay your mortgage online. That pits different. Oh, it's good here and there. I'm saying if you're an adult, right? Like if you're out of college and every morning, you're pouring up. Oh, no, taping crunch. (laughing) We had to really start looking at this and things. The fact you said it right. Cabin, not chapter, he said, Chapin crunch, dude, no. Okay, if you eat, I'll go one further. If you eat the same thing, every single morning, the same as I think, every single morning, I automatically think you're weird. Oh, I eat the same thing every morning. 100 calories, that's, yeah, that's, I mean, I'd rather you eat capin' crunch. 100 calories to this day, dude. I don't, I don't get you. That, and then you have the nerve get here, dude, I'm hungry, man. Like, yeah, you had air. You had a plate of air. A hundred calories of egg whites is, it is literally this quick, go on. Can I say, majority of breakfast items are overrated. Now you're getting into the sticky territory. I might not be able to have your back. It's a very overrated meal. I'm not, you're not a breakfast. I'm not. It was arguably the best. There's no bread. Breakfast is overrated. Breakfast food is arguably the best food. Breakfast, first off, lunch isn't real. Lunch isn't real, lunch is whatever you want. There's, oh, what did you just say? Lunch is not, there's not like lunch isn't real. How is it, how are you gonna say that? Lunch is just a filler. There's, there's things that is objectively dinner. There's things that is objectively breakfast. There's things that are objectively lunch. Name an objective lunch item. First of all, I would say lunch is a more real meal than breakfast. You're out of your, because lunch can be breakfast. No, no, no, that's my point. Lunch can be anything, they're fake. It's, no, breakfast can be anything. 'Cause you're just breaking your fasten, your sleep. That's all that is. Yes, it is. But just seeing as a breakfast food, that's dessert. Breakfast is just dessert. What? No. No, it's breakfast. Let's stay on track here. Okay. If someone says eggs, sausage, bacon, biscuits, and gravy, waffles, fish sauce, that's clearly breakfast, right? Sure. Someone goes steak, lasagna, chicken, alfredo, salmon. What would you, what would you, you're mixing up, you're mixing up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't you do it to me. Can I just be honest with you? Be honest with me. What is that? What is what? Which one? And there's a mix. You can't not mix them. You gotta give me, because what am I mixed? Steak. Steak. Steak. Salmon. Salmon is lunch. Salmon Caesar salad is lunch. You eat salmon when the sun's out. Salmon's for the sun. You can't eat salmon in a dark. Salmon, the best form of salmon is at dinner. Salmon is a dinner item. Salmon is on a patio during the sunlight. What's not? You've never seen the sunlight hit your salmon? That's fine. That's fine. My thing is-- What's a cheeseburger then, Cam? A cheeseburger is lunch. Are you the God? A cheeseburger is to lunch is what pancakes is to breakfast. Lunch is, lunch is holophame. The goat of lunch is a cheeseburger. You are out of your-- What is your-- You're saying that lunch is even a real thing? That's my point. Anything you eat at lunch is just what you want to eat before dinner. No, lunch is between 11th and-- You bust down a steak. Your steak is not a natural lunch thing. Who could stop talking about steaks? I'm fine. That's being dinner. I've already conceded to that. A burger? A burger is dinner. If you eat a burger at dinner and you're above the age of six, you're going to hell. You're like, you cannot do that. I think I'm out of burgers. You've had a dinner. I only eat dinner steaks. It's the only thing I eat at dinner. Maybe of the past nine months before that, you had a-- Sweet and spicy every 24 hours on the dot at dinner. At dinner? Fast food is not dinner. Fast food is lunch. You cannot have fast food dinner. What? What is-- Are we in the real world? There's only two things that can be dinner. Only two things. What the fuck? There's two things that can be dinner. Home cooked meal. Restaurant. Anything in between that, you're just eating. That is not your dinner. Dinner is not a-- dinner-- You want-- Dinner is dined. You have to dine to dinner. You sound like Hogwarts. Expand it all, man. Shut up. You can't-- You can't dinner without dining. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Dude, dude, dude. You don't-- Dine at your own house. You don't dine at your own house. Dining room tables four. That's what it is. It's what a dining room tables for. So can you not use the-- Sorry, you don't have community in your house. Can you not use the dining room table for breakfast? No, you don't need a straw. That's a breakfast straw. What are we talking about, man? What are we talking about? It's a-- table. Yes, yes, you can. You can do whatever you want. So I need a spoon. That's my lunch spoon. No. You've never had a bread-- You never had a cereal spoon as a kid? I had a Disney princess one. You said that lunch does not exist. Correct. OK. That's insane. What time is breakfast? OK, all fast foods, they stop serving breakfast at a certain time. You cannot get breakfast anymore. Majority of them. Some have 24/7. But you can't get breakfast after 10/30. So that's clearly breakfast for the-- Sure. OK. Some dinners, like steak houses, whatever. They don't open until 6 p.m. So this is evidence that this is dinner. Is there a thing for the lunch umbrella that this is lunch? Burgers, salads, chicken tenders, everything-- French fries, everything you've said. Quite literally. Cam. This is my point. Your point is that you can't eat anything whenever. Yes, sure. That doesn't make it not a real thing. But you name foods that are 100% dinner foods. You name foods that are 100% breakfast foods. Lunch is just that middle ground. But you should know podcast. [SPEAKING SPANISH] All right, can I share something absolutely embarrassing with you? Of course you can, that's what this podcast is made for. And you know another layer? This happened while we were roommates. And you know, I don't think you've ever known about it. I don't think you've ever known about it. Dude, you're good for that. You're good for never telling me something after a date. It's my memory. And it just slipped. And then it got jogged by someone else. OK, what happened? So long story short, I'm talking to Liv. She's asking, she's like, are you all excited? It's about to happen. I'm like, yeah, dude, the show's going to be great. It's going to be fun. We're all excited what's going to happen. It's a tour. Oh, she's just like, what the f-- are we doing? She's like, are you all excited? The tour's about to start. The time's now. I'm like, hell, yeah, it's great and it's really fun. And everything's just good. And then we start talking about college. Oh my god, Pete doesn't even-- I never told Pete this. OK. So one day, I don't know what you were doing. You're probably hanging out with people in roster, whatever. I was in the room by myself. And-- I don't like this. I don't like this. Just be with me and appreciate my vulnerability. I'm in the room by myself, and I'm watching YouTube. And I'm on my bed. And I pull out a 6-pack-ab machine battery powered that stimulates the abs. You pull that in. What? You pull that out. What a 6-pack machine stimulator packet? I bought a machine to give me a 6-pack college. Just hold on. Don't we get so much more? It gets so much worse. I bought a machine. Slap that sucker right here. It's literally the shape of a 6-pack. You put it on your abs. You turn it on and it's going, it's just squeezing and making your core muscles tight. Contract, OK? So I put it on. I go, all right, Pete's gone. Because I only did it when you left the room, because I was way too embarrassed. So you were gone. And I said, I got 30 minutes before he gets back. I need to get a window of exercise in. But I don't want to leave my bed. So I threw the air machine on hit a timer, right? Right Our other roommate big a dog comes in the room. I'm in the bed chilling, right? But right behind Aaron is a Communal girlfriend that sounds crazy What happened in his room when I left? You had a six-pack machine and you had a problem in the room a Friend of all of us, which is a girl is what I'm gonna say like a not a mutual friend is what that's called Mutual. Yeah, sure a communal girlfriend is crazy. That's how that was terrible word a mutual friend Yes, but it needs to be preface that it was a girl because my embarrassment spike that's what I'm saying like it wasn't somebody I was getting a girl. We all knew exactly. I just said communal that's community So a girl we all knew friend of all of ours. She just walks in right behind Aaron cuz the door is open Yeah, and I immediately go holy shit. That's my cup is about to be blown I'm going to be the biggest loser ever. Yeah, I take my comfort I throw it over she's like, what are you doing? I was like, don't worry about it. And she goes, okay, where's pee? I say he's probably putting up shots some get out She goes, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, yeah dog I turned to my side to face her right you remember how my room was. Yeah, so I face I'm looking at her my comforts there the Adhesive Gives no no the machine falls off my stomach and slaps on the ground. It only went like this And I said I said, oh Jesus Christ And she's looking at me She's looking at me. She goes, what's that? I don't know what possessed me to say. I'm talking immediately. I created such a complex lie That she had to notice either. What do you say? I go, oh, that's just like a dumb gift that our youth group leader from school We had as a graduation present like they made us all big baskets They got us our favorite drinks everything and we always used to joke about working out and getting abs So he got us all like a six-pack ad machine. I was just trying to see if we're good stupid I blamed it on the lord. I want to go to the youth group What for security? For your goodness, I pinned it on him and you're in you're what 19 at the time what you had Naturally, I want a deep cut. I guess in what youth group were you going to at 19? No, because it was it was our second year out and I said yeah, I just I've never used those like it was well a graduation present They made us a basket game. It's like a Bible and only an ad machine and stuff and on our favorite a parade Yeah, I tried though doesn't really worry that good. Hey, what are you doing later? You should get out my room Dude and I why why I don't know bro Did it ever it obviously didn't work? Oh, no, yeah, didn't work But I no it didn't work and I threw it away. I have some bears. I threw it away after I threw it away I bought that my my money it was $50 I was selling bears. I said that can never happen to me again. It has to go in the garbage. All right, threw it away camera him How I know ask away I would always wonder why you would never leave the room with me sometimes and I know you wanted to yeah And I'd be like hey come with me. You like I got something to do and I'm like no, you don't yeah, and I was like no Well, you got this one, bro. Let your wings spread Yeah, dude it was I mean it was just Definitely a slight case of body dysmorphia. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just and you know what? I don't know man Dude isn't that crazy some of the technology that people get away with selling. Oh, yeah Like that that was quite literally a regular tens unit and they just made it look like a core on the front It was just a tens you know, I spent on myself. There's no way they can legally sell that and say I had this is gonna work Oh, no, I mean I guarantee there's an asterisk in size results may be results may vary nothing's promise. Oh my god Speaking of technology once I tell you this your phone is not gonna work. Oh my Tell me once I say this out loud your phone is gonna break Okay, dude, it is insane. It's this iPhone thing that I guess a lot of people are talking about but it has happened to me Oh, you know me. I have no idea what you're talking. I'm low-key getting into a conspiracy back everybody say spooky Spooky one time at home everybody say spooky. Hey. Hey spooky. You made it. It's cookie. You spooky Cookie spooky spooky with a cookie. Poke drop a real low hit that hoop. Doop. Oh My god if you can watch that back probably you're lower back It was like you're like floating. It was so graceful almost because I mean you're fighting gravity So you're going like slow, but it was just like dude I think they moved like whoever guide or whatever, but they like Like there's not enough bones on my lower back and they put them all my upper back. Oh, yeah You're disproportionate your back is not it's not it's not perfect. No, I've like way more bones up top to down below Yeah, you do you're a big a big broad like a big you look those birds that have nothing downstairs and they're like this That's you dude always had nice broad shoulders good little back good little serratus you look down You go oh my dude. We're on tour right now and I was walking through the lobby before the show Don't know I was doing that and somebody saw me and they're like paid why you walk like that I was like, well, I'm going to the green room dude. I tried I literally tried to tell him for years Yeah, I said bro light like you're so tense when you walk loosen up. Yeah, what are you talking about you play back the video? He's like this Like Bobby Lashley in his prime Hey, no fear you're like well who said that You bro you were tense as hell if your upper back looks like I could hit it with a hammer and it sound like glass breaking It's like stone cold came in That's what your upper back looks like Peyton behind you. Oh, who said that way. Oh Hold on all right. I'm just heading to the green room. Yep Hey, can I have a conversation? Oh Here's the phone here's the phone absolutely no naughty. Oh, yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that Oh Peyton Peyton Peyton I love you so much. Oh, who's oh wait. I love you to man. I love you to Peyton can I possibly oh, hold on real quick. This is a phone call fake phone call talking to myself Little that hurt doing that as a joke that hurt. I know your name. Oh, God. Do you know it's funny? I'm a chiropractor I posted the vlog of me meeting my line for the first time all the comments are about me doing this Turn it around. I've been telling you for years. Oh, he's got a tight upper back tight upper back Olen Shannon Maldonado Käsin tehtija artessaanitua teita myüven jauhii lahia kaupan perusta ja Valitsin Shopify koska alusto ja testatessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helpokäyttöisimmistä alustoista Minulo oli tärkeä pohtia kehittymistä me tulevaisuudessa Kaikki myüntiin tarvittavat työkalut kuten varaston suunnittelu ovat kätevästi dashboardissa Aloita ilmainen kokeilu Shopify piste komsi vustolla But about your iPhone to make it stop working right yeah back to that has anybody noticed it's getting a lot harder to type on your iPhone Like there's a lot more like misspelled stuff. I will say now that you say it. Yes, it's not like a glaring But I've definitely been like am I trippin. Yes. Oh dude phone. Oh son of a Yes, oh my god. No, no, no, come on spacebar in the sea. Oh, oh Oh, dude, I'm telling you so oh Dude, okay I've been texting for years on an iPhone literally like my whole life almost I've been texting on an iPhone I'm pretty sure I know where the keys are But this past like six months actually after I saw a video about this it stopped working Like I have way more missples it takes me so much longer to get it text out Okay, but I think that's on purpose. Oh Apple because have you know these an apple thing. I think it's I think it's higher than that. Oh my god the tree I that's good Have you been sending more voice memos out lately than right No, don't strike you're good. Have you been sitting out more voice memos than you have before recently? Yeah I think that's on purpose. I think that they're purposefully making it so where you have typos So it's just easier for you to talk into the phone. Oh my god, so they can get our data, but why would they want you to talk into the phone? Oh my god, so because AI all this stuff they're trying to get as much IP from you as they can so they're getting our voices Oh, dude. Yeah, it's it's it's getting spooky. I've never been I've been on the record of this podcasting I hate sending out voice memos and I hate people sending me voice memos. I don't even text anymore now. Oh, that's all you do All I do is send voice memos because it's so like I get so many typos. Oh My god, dude, it's a conspiracy. It's going around in the reason I'm saying this now because everybody that watched this video Now your phone keyboard is gonna stop working. Oh my god, dude. That is crazy. That is actually so So like achievable by them. It's gross so much. It's just it's a beautiful. It's beautiful manipulation. It's incredible I mean, that's the dark arts right there. You want to talk about Dr. Snape professor Snape. That's them. You just too. Yeah I did. Oh my god. I've never you know. I'm never one for a conspiracy theory. I'm not I got kicked off the show I think we have a good conspiracy show on our patreon and I got kicked off of it That's how much I'm not in a conspiracy. You you are a you are a proud member of the Do not like the conspiracy but then this happens almost just fact it's literally taken over my life Oh god, I'd hate to be the little AI agent over your voice. Oh dude. My little dirty voice. Oh, it did that and then be like, a lot of stutters, a lot of asses. It's so good. Yeah. Anyway, I was, um, dude, I read it. I don't know. Whatever, man. No, you're ending the ending to your voice. And it was the greatest thing ever. You'd be like, uh, hey, KM. I was just looking over that thing. Can you go ahead and like, uh, just read that one email real quick and then just get back to me when you, uh, get the I'll see you later, man. Then you just send it off. It's so funny. Yeah, but dude. And it just kind of led me down to more of a rabbit hole of like life. And I started getting like, uh, into my brain a little more and CJ drugged me. Yeah. Our editor drugged it. I mean, our editor drugged me. No, he did not. Yes, he did say that. No, no, he did. I'm telling you. He did. How did he do? So CJ, our editor lives with me. If y'all don't know, right? And so his fridge is my fridge, unfortunately. Now, also, it's my house. So I'll do whatever I want in it. So I open the fridge. And if there's a snack or something in there, that he bought that I like, Oh, now it's mine, right? So I take it from you because, oops, mine. That is how it works. That I did the math. That is correct. And so I was in the fridge the other day. I open the fridge and I see these drinks that look like energy drinks. And I'm like, Oh, oh, energy. I didn't read it. I thought it was like a new, because CJ is weird. He like is up to date on like all the new things coming out. Yes, stays present. And I was like, this is a bright yellow can. This is really nice. Good colorful, like almost like art that's like psychedelic on it. And I was like, this looks really cool. So I'm like, Oh, this energy must really work. So I take the can. It's in the morning, pop it. And I'm just like drinking. That's crazy. I actually think I don't, I don't think I've ever requested something to be clipped ever. Maybe like two, three times that has to make it. I can't do it. Oh, it's drinking the energy drink. Oh, no. Oh, God. Just go. Okay. So once I cracked the energy drink and I started drinking it. That is such a blowing pulse. You said, once I cracked the drink, it started drinking. That's a deep sack. That, I mean, that, whoa, that fell is at least 60 after I got done drinking and this is getting flakered. I love it. I love it. So after I got done drinking, I was like, wow, that tasted like. I was like, what is CJ drinking? You holy shit. That wasn't enjoyable. And then I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to start playing my Nintendo Switch. So I start playing my Nintendo Switch. And I'm sitting there, right? And I'm deep into Batman Arkham night. Oh, yeah, you are. I'm playing and I'm playing it. And then I start going, wow, wow, I can't get off the couch. You got this game. It's great. I can't get off this couch. Holy shit. I have that noise. Yeah, you start here and then so I started and then my heart starts racing. And I go, wow, there's a lot of energy in that. And I'm saying, okay, let me try to go to the bathroom real quick. I stand up and then it's like I'm jumping. On clouds. What the **** is going on? The noises are loud. I'm hearing my heartbeat and I go, oh, no, I'm dying. I guess I'm sort of freak out. I thought I'm having one of my regularly scheduled panic attacks. But I was like, I know myself. I know, God, that's not until Thursday. Exactly. I go into the trash can. It is a THC infused drink. Oh boy. I'm high as a kite. Oh boy. Bro, I don't know if you saw this this weekend, but there's another video of me out in public that's going viral. Oh my God. I did see it. Bro, my God. Stop filming me in public. Please don't. These are the greatest, these are the greatest things that's ever happened. Dude, I got caught dancing in a club and somebody recorded me from the ceiling. I mean, they had a sniper's view and dude, your **** legs. I don't, I mean, it's, there's a part of me that feels bad, but then I'm just like, you are dancing. Like you aren't actually bad. Bro, I should be able to dance for, like, I don't even know how your body moves like that. So I'm, I'm never going out of public yet. And people wonder why I have ultimate paranoia, why I walk around in public. Dude, oh my God. Bro, like, okay, you need to just retell, like, creativity lives here, let it out in the dance floor, die. Don't, don't try your own, you need to pick industry average moves. You need it to be right here with a nice and tight, no room for air. You don't need to be, oh, that is bad. Bro, so I went out to a club and granted, it took me a lot of courage to go to this club because it's a honky talk. First of all, there's a bunch of people in there that looks like they go, boy, oh, they'll sit you. Hey, we don't want you in here. Boy. So I go to this club, right? I walk in. It is bone dry empty. Now, because I'm scared of y'all filming me, I'm so excited when I go to public spaces that no one's at. A little bit of confidence. You know, maybe I do hit a little bus to move, right? So I'm in there with my friends, drinking, having a good time at this point. I'm seeing stars. I mean, I'm absolutely obliterated. That's a shit, king. Right. K-Rob's dick standing in front of me in the video. And he's being a good friend. He's absolutely just hyping me up in this video. Yeah, there's a little pause going. Now, right in this club, normally, when I walk in a club, I immediately get stopped. Oh my god, you're the guy from the podcast. Oh my god, you're the dumb guy. Oh, you're stupid. Where's the tall white guy at? Who are you? Who is that guy? Right? A gay guy comes up to be squeezed in my- Okay. I appreciate that always. Anyway, so I walk into this club. No one's in it. No one stops me and comes up to me. I'm like, oh my god, fantastic. I can be free, loose, wild. I don't have to worry about anything. Now, every time somebody is like walking past me, I could see them giving me the look. Like, I know you, but I put my head down, right? Yeah. So I'm in the club for about 45 minutes with my friends, right? In this 45 minutes, no one's come up to me. I'm taking shots. Oh, yeah, you're shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. I'm like, okay, at this point, I'm really at seven and 45 minutes. Oh, my god, you're seeing sucks. Woo, boy, that's bad. That's bad. Right? And this is the first time I've been out in a wasp, so I'm letting loose, right? Now, at this point, I'm so drunk, you could bang a pot and pay it together, and I'm dancing hard. Yeah. Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink. Anybody else love it? Oh, my god, dude, it's a remix. He chopped and screwed it, chopped and screwed it. Anybody else having fun? Somebody worse can. Okay. Oh, there we go. So I'm- I get on the dance, but it's like, hey, it's time to go dance. I'm like, okay, no one's, no one knows me here. No one watches the podcast. Let's have a good time. Right? I didn't know that there was a navy seal on top with a cell. Oh, my god, Chris Kyl with the f*ck telescope's up there, taking PI pictures. It's so, I'm in my bag, right? And anybody that knows me, whenever I dance, you know what they call me on the dance floor? Loose legs. Oh, loose legs are creepy crawly. And when you see me on tour, and I'm a little drunk, if I get drunk on that stage, loose legs comes out. Loose legs are coming out. So I'm- I'm never having a good time, right? I'm dancing. It's all upper body at first, right? Oh, yeah. It's a little Carlton-esque. I'm having a good time, but then I look front of me, again, Kero's thick- He is giving me some confidence. He starts dancing. I'm like, oh, okay. He starts giving me one of these. I look to my right. More of my friends hyping me up. I mean, pictures of Spider-Man. So I'm getting this and this. I'm like, oh, turn me up. And I hear a gopada. Gopada. Come on. Gopada. I'm like, oh, no. I'm like, oh, no. It's my time. It's my time. Gopada. Gopada. Gopada. Gopada. Gopada. Gopada. Gopada. Gopada. Right. And then so I'm ultimately in my bag, right? So I'm in my bag, right? I exit the club. Only like one or two pictures that whole night. I'm like, hey, I just had a good time at this club. I can go to sleep and never think about this night again. That's for today. I open my phone, mentions, oh, somebody forgot their bones at home. Oh, who led him out of the house like that? Oh, what a pro move like that. Oh, my God, that's not natural. I don't mind you. You're just naked in your bed. And the first thing you see is complete anarchy. Just malice and hatred. Someone says it. Someone said I was dancing like I get bitten. Like it was like there's a pile of fire. Somebody said my body's not attached to my brain. Like it's like, I mean, these are the If you see paint in this recording, at this point, you can see them in public. Honestly without video recording you are found to strike goals anytime people record me a public it goes wrong Oh my god, dude, and it's the greatest thing ever for our friend group Dude, there's sometimes I think I'm like oh he's not gonna like this, but then I'm just like god, but I love it It's like I I am rarely ever just confident Oh, right, and this was the first time in public that I've just exuded pure bliss and confidence Y'all took it for granted and y'all took advantage of me and whoever took it is the the Joker do you have that cynical laugh again? Oh All right, oh my god, dude, that's I'm so glad you brought that up. Oh my god. I saw that this morning I'm tired of it. I saw that this morning on the drive here. I'm tired of it. I'm watching it on the car right here I saw it on the drive here. I said holy I'm so sick and tired of your bro like now now there's gonna be videos of me on public like this Oh, yeah, oh no, it's it's we're gonna I'm you know find a guess use my little ball of wisdom I'm going four months until we start to get like like schizo claims Yeah, be just looking they're gonna be okay. Yeah, it's okay. I'm gonna go into a Nike store Somebody's just Somebody's on a phone call. I'm gonna put it down. Yeah, you go I can sit And they're really just like what are you I'm playing the class bro, and I'm not even famous at all Why do people when they see me like he's gonna? Got and they record me. It's the lore It's the aura and the lore first off hate to break to a big girl. You're a big I'm a big I didn't notice how big I was until that video I mean that video you look like Andre the giant like went through a massive weight loss And then just lost all of bones like and just like you look huge your next the k robin women It's like massive second if they know anything They know there's potential that I mean you think outside the box You clearly move outside the box everything you do is outside the box So they're like might as well and they caught an absolute Emmy-worthy moment dude. I mean unbelievable First off what phone what phone is that that you couldn't convince me that's not DSLR like that. That was Yeah, beautiful. They filmed the NBA finals with that like that. He was up to like this Yeah, it's like whoever was filming the world cup took their camera to that club and then I filmed me with it like that's what happened And it was so like whoever filmed that needs to film every street fight because that was so strong finger dexterity 10 out of 10 with the zoom in and not even a little bit off kilter Really perfect video for congrats to you Everybody in public like literally like I've never said no to a picture I've never said no to anything. I'm gonna start becoming cold in public. I would be like like leave me alone Like I don't like it. You can't you got to say humble. Okay. I and it's not a humble thing. I'm a victim But humble it on the I'm I'm I'm getting terrorized. I step out of my house, and I'm afraid now Victim is why oh my god what that just reminded me. Okay. I use the word victim in an argument with my wife No, that's a crazy start, but yeah, kitchen talk. Okay, can I I pray to God run the same side. I pray talk to me daddy This is a simple question. Yeah, what's up daddy? Okay, me and Liv. We're cooking. We gave an argument When you cook Do you clean as you go or do you let it all stay there and enjoy the meal then worry about it afterwards? I don't cook I don't know how to cook I go alright, bro Much love dog much love. Yeah, I'll catch you later, bro Okay, what is this like the view? I don't know cook that might be misogynistic that has to get cut out I meant to say like you can keep it You can keep it but like that. I did not mean it like that I meant it like oh, I mean there's really no I meant to say like that's a homie show like people they go home and like Okay, okay Okay, okay, do you want me to entertain you? Yes, please entertain me. Okay, ask it again. Sorry. I forgot the question I just heard cooking. I was like I don't do that. I don't know when you're cooking do you clean up as you go or Do you just cook the meal make sure everything's hot fresh and worry about it all afterwards? I am very against people that clean up as they're going you see dude You're just like my wife and you're an idiot. That's militant that is not militant. It is it's partial OCD But it's it's feels great when you sit down because we're both gonna eat hot plate when you sit down to eat would you rather look in a Storm hit your kitchen islands covered utensils trash guts whatever. Yeah, or it's already clean and gone I would prefer everything to still be on the counter. Do you know why it's a bit way you believe that it's because it's a part of the experience What the fuck it this isn't sea world light maybe an experience It's like you're eating and then you get to look over as you're eating Like I really put in a lot of work for this meal is fantastic at the end you got to clean your plate anyway So you might as well clean everything else with it. Do you know what I mean? No, I get what you're trying to say It's kind of like hey, you know what I mean? It's like you ever got done having Immediately just get up and start cleaning you sit there and you look at what you did You sit there you're basking it You know you know you know the corner of you the the the the fitted sheets off the mattress a little bit off Oh, your sock is all the way up your knee how'd that get there? You know the AC set to 69 but for every reason it's 74 degrees in the room smelling like boost lost in earring somewhere You don't know where things are you got to sit there and appreciate the the art you just made right a couple couple claw marks on your right calf. Oh man on your right Share too much a couple claw what position are you willing to do? Oh, never mind. I can see how that goes no sir No sir, huh now as you think remember for playing you have no clue how I get there I mean you have no clue. They'll say handcuffs. I say sure. What about this one? And then I'm just right there with it. I go yeah, we're also playing the amazing race Let's see if I can get out of this and then still get to the checkpoint Okay, if you were to do roleplay with your wife. What would be the scenario? No, you come on stop your head. What's your dream roleplay scenario? Okay, you dream roleplay. I'd prop I just like to test every white guy what they want It would not be that it wouldn't be that okay, what would it be it's not that though? You okay, it wouldn't be like 1800 but 1950 you'd you'd stay freedom with separate water You brought up. Oh my god, you basically manipulate you stuck that in my mind. You couldn't you couldn't use a nurse I don't want a nurse you know what I want. I'm just kidding. No genuinely. I feel like you do like aliens and cyclists. Oh, no, the aliens are killing us. We have to I go oh, no, my goodness. It's judgment days No, it wouldn't be that it would like oh you got did it go stew No, it would probably be It'd probably be something in broad day in public It's close-up shot, bro. Turn on the camera. Turn off The cam. You're like literally. I like it. Do you I don't say this enough like thing? No, you do thank God. Thank God you were married. No, bro. Come on, dude You'd be on a list you wouldn't be able to you and oh you'd have to bring a cake to the neighbor and explain why the dots above your house Oh, no, I mean, I you'd be like I just peed in public one day Okay, I don't know what you're gonna say dude. See the audience gets mad I know but the audience gets mad at me because I don't let you but if they knew we would not have a show They don't get mad at you because you don't let me they get mad at you because you started you get me there and then you say nope I mean blue ball king this guy. I mean blue ball king. I'm not really mad at getting started and you not finishing Oh, I'm not I'm not mad and we're getting into some patriotic talk. Let me say the agreement Yeah, I go well agreed to disagree. I go. Yeah, we'll move on Dude no, no, no, no, my abductors are really sore. I don't know what it did Bro me and live. We're sitting in the living room the other night put my land down We're just watching TV when I tell you I love you your stories always are with you and live sitting somewhere in a house I mean, I want y'all to leave. I go that's pretty much I go trust me. We do - that's pretty much what it is right now But we're sitting there and we're watching TV and it goes to a commercial Okay, and now mind you say TVs over here. We start looking at each other because it's commercial break We hear this commercial and it's just this list that does not stop Okay to the point where it's it is comical and we turn and look and it's like it's a medicine I'm not gonna say the name a medicine commercial medicine commercial. Oh, yeah, those are the worst and it's the list of the side effects Oh my god every medicine has every side effect and this Genuinely blew my mind so I I rewinded it to watch this and I wrote down Everything that was said on this commercial and this is unbelievable again I'm not gonna say the medicine obviously now. Can you at least say what the medicine is for? I believe it's something to do with kidneys. Okay, so you're watching a commercial and you saw this side effect for one medicine one medicine Yeah, this list who says while blank protects the kidneys, it can cause sudden worsening of the kidney function, severe hydration, or complete kidney failure. - Let's take a pause right there. - That's like a mat, like, hey, okay, so the cast is to protect the leg break, but the cast can also worsen the leg break, break your leg, or amputate your leg. - Yes, it's like, what are we doing? - It's like, hey, I'm gonna let you know this, right? I'm gonna give you this, right? There is a chance it does up, or make everything ten times worse. - Yeah, right there, I'm not taking that message. - I'm not taking the message. - I'm cool on that. - That's a scratch on the surface. - I don't like that. - Scratch on the surface, okay? Make sure you seek immediate healthcare providers, healthcare provider, brother just read what can happen, huh? - Yeah, I don't, I'm like, what's happening? There it is, sorry. Seek immediate emergency care if you experience severe nausea, vomiting, stomach area pain, trouble breathing, chest tightness, extreme tiredness, low blood sugar, swelling of the face, lips, hips, tongue, or throat, severe skin rash, uh, where to go? - At this point, fatal bacterial infection, skin, fatal bacterial infection, or severe skin rash and tissue problems between and/or around the anus in genitalia. - Hold on now. - Hold on. - Hold on. - Hold on, hold on, bro. - Could you, no, you, you imagine, hold on. This said, it could literally blow you to a balloon. - Yes, from your bone hole. - And then give your butt and your ball sack a rash because kidney hurts, butt, ball sack rash, extreme tiredness, lower the blood sugar, chest tightness, stomach pain, lips swelling, hip, hip, hip, and lips swelling. - But your kidney might be all right. - But hey, there is a chance. - I mean, at one point, like, mind you, this is on, like, they paid for this to be on TV. And they have to say that. - They literally have to say that. So it's not them saying it is the crazy part. It's the fact that maybe we take this to a more trial. - Yeah, maybe we put a little more money into R&D. - Let's eliminate 10 possible side effects. Vincent, this is the public. And I bet based off that commercial, there is, they listed more negative things that could happen than positive things that could happen. The one positive, hey, this could fix your kidney. By the way, chance. - No, literally. - There's a chance you might be decapitated. There is a chance to grim reaper might come. There's a chance they might foreclose your home. - The dog would die. - The dog's gonna die. Your ex is gonna get with someone better. Your wife might leave you. And that there's a chance the bank fails, your money's gone, your stocks die. - Yeah. - But your kidney's good. It's like literally at what point does someone in that company just have the balls to go, "Hey, I don't know about this chief." Like, imagine being in the boardroom and you watch that commercial for the first time ever. And everyone's just like (clapping) and that one guy goes, "I don't know, chief." I mean, like, someone has to say that. - They're like, "Hey boss, I'm not going yet." You know, we got a good start here. You lost me when my. (laughing) - Yeah. - And like, I don't want my butt on her. - When we talked about severe and anus rash. - I'm kinda out. - Yeah, you lost me there, that's. - I don't believe, bro. It was the funniest. 'Cause we both, and the way it happened was the best part. We're sitting there talking and then it kept going. And like, we're not even paying it mind. And then it kept going. We just go, "Is this still going?" And we look and then I rewind. It was crazy, bro. It was crazy. - Bro, stuff like that is insane to see. - I'm just like, bro, what are we doing? - At that point. - I've seen something too. See, I don't watch TV, 'cause I'm not old and boring. I watch the internet. Have you seen the acting challenge trend on TikTok? - The one where, it's like, the. - It's like, it's a. - It's a private. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I think it's like, it's like supportive, disappointed, sarcastic, and flirty. - So fat, yeah, yeah. So, you want to do it? - Oh my god, yes. - Oh my god. - Okay, I've seen it. I thought it would be great for us. - I've waited my whole life for it. - All right, so you go, do you have a sentence? I'm not good at sentences. Your moose snuckle is hanging out. - What is happening? - I had thought I was trying to just, first thing. - Your moose snuckle is hanging out? - Yeah. That's a funny one, that's good. - Moose, I don't like the word moose snuckle. - I don't like the word moose snuckle. - Your male snail's slimy. - No. - Come on, now, what do we, I mean, your meat is little. - Your meat is little. - Oh, your meat is little. - Okay, because you could say, you say, I said it all the time. - I said it all the time. - Yeah, I said it all the time. That first one's gotta be supportive. The sentences, your meat is little. First one, supportive. - You go first. - Oh, I'm first, okay. - Supportive. - Yeah. - Look at them and do it. - Supportive. - Supporting you? - Not a head. - You have to. - Okay. - Tell you guys, support it. - Supportive. - How do you be supportive? - It's hard, man. It's real hard. - What is supportive? - It's like, you're like encouraging. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, okay. (laughing) - Don't you ever say, your meat is little. Like, that is so messed up, dog. - That is so bad. - I think it was the double-tone stuff. - I'm gonna look at it, man. You say, hey, your meat's little. - I'm trying to think, like, if I'm going down on a guy, and I look up, don't worry, man, your meat's little. I'm going to your meat though. Oh, you, like, an utter. - Okay, next is disappointed. - Disappointed. - That was sassy as (bleep) (laughing) - You sounded like your wife. - You saved it. - No. - You're literally impersonating her. - She just goes, "Not now, little boy." (laughing) - I'm all right. - Okay, this goes good. - That was good, disappointing. - It was good. Might have a little much, too much sassy. - Okay, okay, here we go. - Disappointed, disappointed. - That was good. - That was good. - It was the shrug. - That's what mine, the shrug, the size. - 'Cause you wanted it to be big. - You wanted that, you wanted it to be big. - I mean, two hands. - And you had to go like this. - Yeah, you went with a little pencil approach. You wanted to slap that thing. And it slapped you back like a (bleep) for a (bleep) boomerang. - You throw that (bleep) back at you. - That's what you wanted to. - Yeah, you wanted to. (laughing) - Okay. - Okay, sarcastic. - I don't know, I'm like method acting, so. - sarcastic, next. - sarcastic. - Oh, so this is really, he's really packing human tripod, but I'm being sarcastic. - He's saying it's small. - Yeah. (laughing) - Your meat's a little. (laughing) - Your meat is a little. - Stop looking at it. (laughing) - Why am I like this? (clapping) (laughing) (clapping) (laughing) - Whoa! - Okay, okay. - Oh god. - Okay, sarcastic. - So sarcastic. - So sarcastic. - Your meat's little. (laughing) - That definitely gave just a 10 inch rod on the other side of that. (laughing) - He said, "Your meat's little." (laughing) - Probably looking at you, winking. (laughing) - Oh, shit. - Oh, man. - Okay, all right. - So last one, flirty. - Oh, man, that's my kid. - Okay. - All right, flirty, go ahead. - Flirty. - Flirty. Ah, you don't want to flirt with a little meat guy. - Some people do. - Oh, man. King for everybody. Here we go. - Oh, it's laughing, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Flirty. - Oh, he's getting turned on. - Flirty. - What about his like? (laughing) - Flirty. - Oh, dude, I have my skin just growled fat. - Oh, god. - You, like this one, actually, flirty. - Flirty, do it. (laughing) - Okay, here we go. - Oh, so much tongue. Oh, my god, so much tongue fat. - Fuck. - Hey, bro. - Oh, hey, bro. - Oh, hey, bro. - Hey, bro, after a lick lip, it in a flirt stance. - I guess, I feel like really horny. - Oh, yeah. - You're just fucking horny. - See, I'm aggressively flirty. - I'm gonna take it! - I go. - I go. - Oh, that meat's little. - Oh. - It's snap, baby. - You're not fixing it. - He broke the leg. - That looks like, that looks like a doclamin, am I stroking a documentary, like the, like the catacombs of Europe. In your elbows, broo. Holy shit. - Oh, my god, my god. - We got him, I gotta move out of the studio. I'm done recording here. I'm done. The other office is too nice to be here. The other one's way nicer to this. Gotta move. Like it's way, like we sit in that office so comfortable. - Oh, my god, dude. It's so nice. - Oh, okay. - No, that's gonna be a hell of a bruise. - Oh, my god, dude. Show that to the camera. - Dude, I go too hard for the bitch. - Show that, show that elbow. Holy shit. - Oh, oh, oh. Is your leg okay? Your leg is not like okay. It looks like kind of, oh, man, dude. - My leg's broken. Because someone's meat was little and you wanted it. - Oh, that's an instant, I mean, that's an insane conclusion. - I can't wait to see what that looks like. You dove for meat. - Yeah. - You dove for little meat. You said, "Oh, you're eating meat." What a, what a dove at 'em. Ray Lewis. - Yeah! - No, a little just pinned to it. - I'm sorry to get pinned. - Oh yeah, okay. Well, um, hey, that's, that's, is it over? - It's over, bud. I don't even know how to end that. Yeah, it's over. No, you ended it when you broke the camera, broke your leg and bruised your elbow. - You liked the roof. - Yeah, BBB, he liked the roof. Wait, I climb that little tree. I'll chop that little tree down. I mean, that camera's broken. We've got to move studios. - I mean, I don't think the studio really. - I don't think the studio had too much to do with its demise. - Maybe the four-knuckle from the host, maybe, maybe, I don't, it could be rock. - Okay, well, are we out of time? - Oh, yeah, oh, out of time, in time, all things do a time, right? - We're on tour right now. He's just feeling a rock star. That's what I did there. - Yeah, exactly. He's living his life, man. It's absolutely beautiful. - Appreciate each and every single one of you coming back episode two, two, two of you should know podcast. We absolutely love y'all guys. The tour, it's literally here. We're on tour right now. So if we have not been to your city yet, there is still some tickets available. That first link in the description. You should know studios.com. Second link in the description is our Patreon where all of our exclusive content lives. We have an incredible community over there. Go join Cubs Prime or Koala. We love our Patreon so much. And y'all, you already know, you get everything first, you get everything exclusive. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma with this week's secret code. - TML, that me little. - Oh, dude, the meat little or I was thinking it's something about you dancing. - I think I have a headache. - It's gotta be something about you dancing dog. Let's go with PNC, pick. PNC. - Take which one you want. - See on the tour. - Payton will love. I didn't say it. - Take it's available now, retweet. Remember, one night, 10 o'clock is a week on the Christmas, we'll see ya on tour. - And next time. - We'll see ya. Yeah, no, I think he needs medical attention. - I'm not having a headache. - No, he has a headache and a bruised elbow. - Get my head on. - I think you might have. Watch that pack.