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You're going to take four minutes because I got an air fryer My day Yeah, I do it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give you what yeah Marco Rubio Marco Rubio Hey, that's the two test Dana Carve had to do it. Yeah, Marco Rubio. That's a hard one. Okay. I don't know who okay He's a secretary from Florida. Now. He's secretary of defense defense. No, that's behind Treasury. No, no state state. He's a straight. Yeah, secretary of state and he's probably a cuban to sense It's a cuban to set. Yeah, so so think just think of what he might sound like. Okay Wow, you got a little bit of fucking. Yeah, Ricky Martin Garface in there a little Marcelo. Okay, let me finish Rubio can never get a word in edge. What it's a press conference, right? It's it's a press conference Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Rubio I'll give you a cuban, we get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where where where is um where what is going on with all the Somali daycares yeah, are they put them in a little ship and they put them in the pirates Wow, man, very good. All right, little count chocolate. All right. Let's give her another one. Okay. Yeah Bruno Bruno Mars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. I catch a grenade Um, how about Beavis from Beavis and Bud-Ed, but yeah, I'm sorry. I'm soft We you know, you keep bringing a Bruno and where we bypass it. We don't we don't know how you to do it. It's called Recognizing when things have shifted. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Bruno like Yeah, we know what I do. I know what's Bruno. Sure, no one of us. Yeah, little funny lady Hi, I'm Bruno No, not bad, not bad. I wanted to hate it, but he came in real. I like a sausage. It's a gay guy. You're doing Bruno was gay, right? Yeah, he was gay. Hi, I got in a block, baby. Oh, that's good I'm a block, baby. That's a block. You know, like a block of cheese, but I can do Morgan Freeman finding out that he overdue his account. Well, Morgan feels a tough one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's Morgan Freeman finding getting to chase and finding out that he overdue his account. Hello, I'd like to make a deposit. Excuse me. Damn it. Very good. Wow. You're not impressed. Bobby that's pretty good. He's trying to do it in his head. He's not I just it's Didn't really see the Morgan Freeman. Oh, he do fraying after it. Yeah, I have this black makeup. Can you? Wow, you actually should have that for every guest just to see how they yeah, how much they're down to play You said you were cool, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what can you do any other can you do Denzel? I can do what you do. I could do Robert Downey, Jr. Seeing what you talk about. What you talk about. What you talk about? God, that's all right. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. So you got aids, Tom Hanks. Okay. All right. Sad movie. Sad movie. And he didn't call Tom Hanks in the movie. I don't think. Yeah. Is that for a scumbag? Yeah. I think you'd be better Just call it AIDS. AIDS the musical. Well, the movie. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a tough disease? I could do Robert Downey. If the tough disease. No, ages. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Uh, Robert Downey, Jr. Here. So I actually had HIV in an iron man. This the third iron man was actually about me getting an HIV transplant. Yeah, sure. Go ahead, Robbie. Yeah. I should be a fan. It's our first time car. I'm a big fan. I don't know. My first when I when I've been an iron man, right? Oh, yeah. At first, I was like, what's going on? What's going on here? Yeah, yeah. But I put the shit on the stupid me on. But I'm sober now so I can do it. I'm sure now. But great. The first movie in the second movie. What's going on? Anyway. How about Brad Pitt? That's a tough one. All right. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Friends with Tom. Super. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a hard one, right? Because he's like, he's so laid back. You know, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got he's not full of what kind of hey, but he's yeah, he's just like he's just so he's just so he's just so hot. Yeah, you know, he's always eating. He's always eating. Why don't you do characters on stage cat? Um, I do sometimes you just do evil voices and act out some stuff. I do. I get a little subconscious, but I think I can power through everybody. Oh, yeah. I did all the time. I used to do a Scottish. I can do Scottish. Here we go. Yeah. Pretty well. Here we go. Okay. How about a Scottish person asking Bobby if they can do Tiger Bells? Let's see. No, that's make it harder. Okay. A Scottish person. Yeah. A Scottish person who works at Jersey, Mike's awesome. Yeah. And explaining why they don't have the provolone cheese there. Great. Right. Go ahead. Excuse me. Can we get the number seven? All right. You done piece of shit. Why do you want provolone? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I know, but I'm just saying that why is it? Why don't you have provolone? Yeah. That's what I know it's what I mean because the cheese. Yeah. It's only have sharp cheddar here. What you think? This is some kind of establishment. What do I have? It says right there on their seven seasons. That was and Rosebees. Have we have all the roast? Yeah. We, I mean, we got it yesterday, right? We literally got here every day. Yeah. We literally come here every day after enough enough. Okay. I'm saying no to the provolone because it's because we're gay. Yeah. Because we're gay. Is that why? Is that why? You're just like the baker in South Carolina or wherever that took. Or is it because you don't like Asian? Do you know like Asian Gays? I don't like Asian Gays. And also why don't you just say it? I just did. That's pretty good. That's really good. Can you do any accents? Yeah. Great. Send us an email. Yeah. No, try one. I don't know. I don't know, man. Can you try an English one? Maybe? Oh, yeah. You can do that one. The English one? Yeah. Yeah. Um, how are you doing? Hello? How are you doing? How are you doing? Oh? I can't do it. It's like Michael Cain. Oh my god That was rough Michael Cain that there's apparently how you can do a Michael Cain is just saying Michael Cain Michael Cain Michael Cain Michael Cain. Yeah, Michael Cain Michael Cain. Michael Cain. Michael Cain. Michael Cain. Michael Cain. Michael Cain. Throw a little like British Michael Cain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Here's a little downzy, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh my God. Oh my great special title. Yeah, all mine are down. I always put the downzy in it - Oh wow. - Yeah. - Can you do like any kind of what? - East Coast. - Like East Coast. - Eight. - Yeah. - Yeah. - East Coast is like, I don't know. Cuban, right? Oh, Miami? - That's the East Coast. - That is the East Coast. Yeah, I mean, he has a point. - You're not wrong. - You're not, yeah. - I know. - It's more of, yeah. - I mean, usually when we see East Coast, we refer to like New York. - New York's Boston. - Boston, you know, Connecticut maybe. - Come walk in here. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Built. Built. Built. - Built. - With built, every rent payment earns you points that can be used toward flights, hotels, lift rides, Amazon.com purchases, and so much, much more. - Ooh. - And here's something. I'm really excited about starting in February. Built members can earn points on mortgage payments for the first time. - Yeah, you got a big house. - So you'll be able to get rewarded wherever you live and unlock exclusive benefits with more than 45,000 restaurants, fitness studios, pharmacies, and other neighborhood partners. 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I start going, oh my god, this is like white joy. That's actually a great point. It's expressing white joy and we as minorities, we don't feel that joy. I hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you call me. Yeah, there's one extra that's like, you're not supposed to say that. Yeah, yeah. But when you guys start singing and are in pure joy, it's scary. Well, there's no, there's no. That's movies. What's set where? 1960s, but what what city? The South. No. Well, San Diego. Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, how many minorities are in that movie? A lot. Yeah, not a single Mexican or a black guy on the background. No, you don't. I've, I've paused and looked out. Yeah, the vending machines. Yeah, see, there's any minorities in the movie. Grace. They're the vending machine going. Hey, do we, do we got any? What did you say? What was it? I like planes? Legend struts. Yeah, land. Even just one line. Hey, you can't drink enough fountain. Yeah, yeah, give him one. It's almost like the old gun commercials. No black people in all Yeah, any any. I said the original Phil agree speech with very little racial diversity. None. I would say no. Very little. Yeah, it's pretty much and there's a Korean slam in there. I've We talked about this before. Are we in slam in Greece? Yeah, there's a little like see that's the thing. White people don't even notice it. Is what was this slam? Yeah, we're not looking at that big of a slam. It's just it kind of hurt my feeling. In our defense, we're not looking for the Korean slams. You know, we're looking to be moved musically. Oh, I see. Yeah, we're looking for you bypass you bypass the I'm too focused on chamalame a ding down. I got no time for Korean but it's in the slumber party. Okay, what did she say? This is my boyfriend doing this. She's just showing her boyfriend. It is my boyfriend in Korea. And then one of the girl goes, um, Oh, you're getting a Korean? No, he's in the military silly. No, they say that. I think so. Well, I See if they see if that's what they say pull up the whole movie. It's the bedroom scene. It's a it's the sleepover slumber party scene. Yeah. Here we go. Personally, I'm getting rather That's it. Wow. Yeah. That's the slam. Sorry. That's not it. You're going with a Korean. I mean, it's more of a layup, you know, like she's really just kind of like, you know, like, what's your one more time? Yeah, alright, dummy. He's a marine. Dummy. He's yeah, her face also. You see she like she did a little bit like she was disappointed. Yeah, and then she Said it like with full question mark at the end. Like what? Like you know, there's whites out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Is that a slammer now? No, I think that dummy. He's a marine is weird. Yeah, that part. Yeah. She's dummy. He's a marine. Yeah, like he's not just Korean. Yeah, he's a marine as a kid out of fantasy. Marine Korean is a great band name. Marine Korean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Marine Koreans. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It's great. Yeah. He's marine. So maybe it's maybe I just took because I saw that movie in the movie theater. Cool. Is the story get better? Oh, that thought we'll be right back. I didn't tell you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forget it, man. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, you're right. Go by yourself. Would you go with the group of kids? Great, cool. Yeah. And when that line is said in the theater. Yeah. And you're and people are laughing at it. Yeah. And I'm kind of laughing too. Like, why would you say that? Yeah. Yeah. And by mine, it was hurtful at the time. 1,000%. His name's also Bobby. I know it's strange. Right. Yeah. I just realized that. Fucked actually. No, no, no, be honest. I am. Yeah. I don't remember that part. Yeah. No silly. Yeah. Dude, I wouldn't be. What if she said? Oh, I would like. Yeah. I am getting Korean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What would you be like? Oh. Yeah. Well, sure. Because what if you were there with a girl? And she was like on the fence? Yeah. Then she saw that. And she was like, okay. It's a no. The movies are right. You know, what am I doing? And she turned you and she was just like, I got to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that. I mean, people get influenced by that stuff. I don't know. Maybe I took it to. No. What do you think? No? It was weird. It's weird. It's weird for sure. It's weird for sure. But not, you know what I mean? It could. It's okay. It's weird. But you know what's we're there? What the way you said that? Huh? - Sorry, go ahead. - No, okay, we're hunting. - Great movie. - Matt Damon, he wrote the whole movie. - I like the maples. - Oh yeah, yeah. Lucy K has a joke about that, but he said it 'cause he wrote that himself, that's weird. - The man. - It's kinda the same, not the same thing. - Okay, kind of just say so right now. - 'Cause he wrote that movie himself, so he's like, you're doing the like, them apples. - I know, I know, it's weird that he wrote that. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - I don't think so. I don't think it's the same thing. - I don't quite understand what just happened. - I don't either. - We were going through one thing where it was like, 'cause they wrote that, 'cause you said, yeah, what's the, so what, I'm dating a Korean, you know what I mean? - Who you guys voting for? - Biden. - Trying to break the tension. No, let me explain, because it's like, he's drowning a little bit, yeah, yeah. - Am I? - Yeah. - You know, you never seen that. - Well, you're saying it's weird that Matt Damon wrote a line that probably based off his life in a movie that was based off his life, that he wrote that he was in. Yeah, that, oh, but nobody says stuff like that. Hey, how you like the Mapples? - Right, right. - But maybe he heard somebody say that. - Yeah. - And that's why he wrote that, right? - It's pretty gay. - Okay. - Well, and this is what we call having a point of view. - Yeah. - Pills. - You say that's pretty gay, like. - That's gonna be your new getter done, right? - Yeah. - It's pretty gay. - Yeah. - Anyway, thanks for your insight there. - Yeah. - Anyway. - Okay. - Wow, okay, that's 30 seconds back. - I know. - Have a candy cane, young boy. - Yeah, yeah. - You can even George is perplexed. (laughing) - Everybody says, how about them Mapples? - Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying. Everyone says that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You say that? - Well, it's a little toasting here. - No, I say mango, but, you know what I mean? - It's a fruit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How do you like that mangoes? (laughing) - You start doing it. - The role of the tongue as well. - Like why, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - War of Geographical. - Yeah. - How about white people? What do we say? - Oh, that's what apples. - Oh, apples. - Yeah, apples, yeah, that's right. - A red apple is a very Americana thing. - Totally, yeah. - It's so bad. - Is it Sir Newton, right, with the red apple? - Yeah. - Was it a red apple or a, I think it was a red apple. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Johnny Apple seen him. - He's not a real guy, yeah. (laughing) - Well, thanks for coming out today, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wait, was it that apple? - We read about him. - We read about him. - He's the fence, 'cause we read about him, fuck, all right. I know the one who put the books in front of me when I was a kid. - Do you like all forms of apple? You know, when they, like, green apple? - No, not apple pie. - No, yeah, yeah, apple sauce. - I'm gonna throw out some, so. - Maryfuck kill, like it. - Maryfuck kill, apple sauce, apple pie. - Yeah. - And just regular apple. - Apple fritter, apple fritter. - Fuck, apple pie. - Apple, apple, apple, apple. - But yeah, that's sloppy seconds. - Yeah, yeah. - It's big, though. - I don't know if I want to marry any of them. - Okay. - All right, so let's just say what you prefer. - Great. - Oh, I've never made that last part. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - We used to get you to fuck it. - Fuck the pie, fuck the pie, yeah. - Here we go, 37 apple desserts that make us want to pick from the orchard. - But there's also applesauce? - Ew. - He said apple pie. - Yeah, I love applesauce. - Who loves apple sauce?
I also haven't had it, I don't think in like five years. - Yeah. - I love apple sauce. - We'll go get a smelt. - Just by itself. - Yeah, a bit. - Yeah, that's good. - By itself, but I think you can put it, what do you put on it? - Lots. - Like cinnamon sugar and stuff. - Thanks. - And yeah, yeah. - You like, I love apples in salads. - Oh, like walnuts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Apples and walnuts. - Yeah, that's great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. - Apples and honey, juice dip apples and honey. - The juice do? - Yeah, yeah. - Congratulations. - All right. All right, let's try it, but there's a safe space. (laughing) - Congratulations, you found a treat. - Yeah. - That's a gale. - Yeah, wow, that's delicious. - That's great. Because you know about Kapper, right? - No. - She's a like Michelin Starry chef. - Are you really? - Oh yeah, I used to be. - That's a very cool fun fact. - Thank you. - Where are you from again? - I'm from here, but I lived in the UK. I was over there for a long time. - Is that where you became a Michelin Star chef? - Yes. - You work for a Michelin Star, what do you say Michelin Starry, you work for a Michelin Star restaurant? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah. - One Star, two Star. - Two and three. - Two and three? - You work for a Michelin Starry chef. - It sounds like my Uber rating. (laughing) Yeah, I lived in the UK for almost a year. - Oh cool. - Where did you live? - I lived in London and Cookham, which is just south. - So if we gave you a bunch of ingredients, you could cook us up, then you were really good, you think? - Ooh, chopped Tiger Belly style? - Wow. - Wow. - Like what's your specialty, you think? - I really liked Beef Wellington, so that's why you roll that puff pastry and then put rib eyes. - Oh, you go with puff pastry. - I love puff pastry. - I like, well, I used to do a lot of pastry and like, like a panoshakalad and all that stuff. - Panoshakalad is opening from Marine Korean. (laughing) - What? - Let's call back. - Oh. (laughing) Let's call back. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't understand. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so complex. It's so complex. - So complex. - That's called a call back? - That's, wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's something you can plug in. - Yeah, what's observational? Give me an answer. - Where's the, why is it, man? - Yeah. - Yeah. - You ever go to the airport? - Who am I? - Landing strip. - Siphon? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You ever go to the airport and you go, and your ticket says D-gate, but the plane is parked in the A-gate. - Yeah. - And so you're gonna walk from D to A? - But you've got to, but you go to the bathroom and say this is the bathroom's only for number two. And you go, well, I thought this was where the dog's go to the bathroom. - Take it, I make. - What is the deal with that? (laughing) - Wow. - Wow. - Very strong. - Very good. - Thank you. - Yeah. - We call it yes and, you kept it moving. - Yeah. - I honestly thought you were gonna shut down. So, mad props. - But, but I mean, you went from being a great chef to stand up. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Why? - I mean, you're a great at stand up and you're a really funny and you wouldn't be here if you weren't doing it. - But Michelin Star's chef is what he's trying to say, feels like a pretty lucrative set career. - Yeah, that's a set career, yeah. - Like you're locked in. - If you own the restaurant. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - It's pretty tricky. I went up to like Sioux Chef and I was in the industry. - Yeah. - And then, it was just hard to, you have to basically own a restaurant and I was the only lady in the kitchen and it was very like, it came to be like really toxic and it just wasn't. - You cry a lot. - Yeah. - Is the kitchen more like chef the movie with John Favreau or more like Ratatouille the movie with the rat? - Oh, good question. - Or burnt. - Or burnt. - Or bear. - Or bear. - Bear, bear. - I'd say. - Or the revenue. - I'll be bear. - Or like, is it like the revenue? - Yeah. - On a one shot. - A lot of one shot. - Yeah, the grizzly bear is the head chef and then-- - Every head chef is crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How can you not be? - You have to be. - You stress is out of control about that, yeah. - So you're tolerance or like you're just, you're constantly operating at like an insane amount of anxiety. - And you're probably still hand out of, out of control. - But you don't sleep either. Like we'd start at like five in the morning and when you get done at 2am and then most people, 'cause you don't get paid anything too. So most of the chefs in the kitchen-- - You can pay grilled cheese? - Not even, 'cause you're so stressed, you don't eat. - Can you eat the food? - No. - You can eat your own food. - No, no, no, no. - You have no appetite. - Yeah, I lost 15, I was 15 pounds skinnier than I was. I was like, sickly when I was in the kitchen. - No, no. I'm glad you got back to-- - You're skinny now. - That's incredible. - Yeah, that's scary. - Now it's how stressed. - All from stress and just anxiety and-- - Yeah, the chef would like, he would pull my hair during the service. I had-- - You'd be asked for it? - No. - That's what I loved it. - It was the pastry under a cook. It was the only way I could get the salad on time. - Yeah. - Yeah, chef. - Yes. - Funny. - Wow, they get violent. - That sucks. - Yeah, I had a halibut thrown up, he was. - Whoa, a life? - I'm dead, but it wasn't cooked. - Yeah. - If a alive halibut was thrown at you, I would try to find water right away, no? - Thousand percent. - I'm like, get it back to state it, that's my first step. - I don't care, get it back to state it, that's my first step. - I gotta save it, then go back and get it, then eat it. - Yeah. - You know, whenever I see like a cooking show, right, and I see them, like there's a new Korean show called - Culinary Workshop. - Culinary Workshop, which I love, so good. - Whoa, where? - It's such a great show, right? I'm bingeing it. - Me too, it's the best. - Culinary Monster, season two. - Yeah. - But it's all Korean chefs or what? - Yeah, it's Korean chefs, and so grab your ingredients, and it's always like a live lobster. - It's a killer before. - Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like the, why do lobsters make that sound when you boil them? - I don't like it. - I don't like it. - They say, I heard it's air escaping from their shell. - Oh my god. - But you hear this, it's a sound, yeah. Which is help in lobster. - Yeah. - It is? - Yes, they also, there's, you can see, if you really try, you can see into their eyes, and they are like, I mean, right before, like, I've seen guys just pull them out of the, like, you like this one, and then fucking snap it off. - Yeah, I don't know how they do that. - The first time I ever cook crab, I didn't know that you had to do it alive. And it was like-- - You have to do it alive? - You have to do it. - Why do you have to do it alive? - You have to, in the kitchen, you have to boil it alive and then crack it and then pick it. - But why can't you kill it? - You can, you should, but it's, the friends. - We're waiting for, what did them, they get old? - They get sad, yeah. - Yeah, let them be like, you know, where they're like, ready to go. Yeah, this one, die naturally, we can eat it now. But what do we do? We take the fresh, that's right, all right? Oh, you have with all the time. (laughing) - How would you know if they have a disease? - Great question. - A great one. - Really gave me that. - Rabies? - Rabies? - And did they get test, my lobster has rabies in there? - Send it back, yeah, how do you know? I don't know that it doesn't. - My lobster has crabs. - Yeah, my lobster has crabs. - It's not a duty book. - That's a duty bloom book. (laughing) - It's actually an intro-based-- - After dear Margaret, it's me, it was my lobster has crabs. (laughing) That's how she taught, that's how duty bloom taught. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, he's completely gone. - He doesn't know who duty bloom is. (laughing) - By the way, that's every, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's how I learned about my period. Are you there, God, it's me, Margaret. - For real? - Yeah. - Yeah, duty bloom. - That's what it's about. - Uh-huh. - Crazy. - That's great. Anything. - Anything else? - Any insight? - I've just seen the movie Hunger. - Okay, anyway, you know what I love is Chop Junior. - Yeah. - Watch Chop Junior. - No. - With Ramsey, right? - Yeah, Ramsey. - Oh no. - No, it's just Chopped, but with kids. So you have these like 12 year old kids coming and being like, I made a lemon bowl of the nays. It's really good. And the judges are just as harsh as they are to adults. So they're like, they're like, oh yeah? Who likes the lemon bowl nays? Caleb and he's like, my mom, I have my mom tries. She's like, my mom says it's really good. And the judge's like, well, your mom's a fucking idiot, dude. This tastes like fucking dog shit. And they're like, Christina, your tuna tartar is flat, like your chest. And maybe next time and she's like, I'm only seven. I don't have to take it yet. So thanks for the feedback, though. - Yeah. - I mean, they are just ruthless. - Wow. - It's wild. - Well, they're, they're, they find gangster chef kids that are just like, they have a lot of Putzpa and confidence that they're like, I'm gonna be the next chapter. I'm gonna be the next Gordon Ramsay. Then that's Wolfgang Puck. The Wolfgang, fuck off, you know. - Wolfgang, fuck. - In parenting, that I think that's important. I would tell my kid if they were on that show, don't cry on TV. - 1,000%. - Yeah, yeah. - And also those kids are, - It doesn't mean anything. - Those kids are the spelling bee kids that like boss their parent on TV. I'm leaving you at the studio. - Oh my god. - What, Debbie? - What? - Yeah, you heard me. Don't know how you didn't hear me. - Yeah. - I know you heard me. - Yeah, make the bull and ace right now. - Make the bull and ace right now. - Like you did. - Give that a time, just for that. - Yeah, I'm about to go in. - No, make it now. - What? - In four minutes, but they give us 20 in the show. - Yeah. - You get in four. - Yeah, like this. - You're dead to me. - Oh yeah, push pause. - If that was my kid, dude. - This is me. - By the way, that's me when I was-- - This is me. - This is me. - (laughs) - This kid, man, yeah, dude. - Find a young, like type in, like cocky, chopped kid or something, like there's got to be-- - Definitely a white kid. - Of course. - Like kid. - Oh yeah, yeah, it's always, yeah. My name's Benjamin, but you can call me B. - All right. - I think, you know what? I think I would. Would you have cried as a kid, or would you that sense? I was sensitive. - Yeah, if I was on a, I mean, I don't know. My first play was in the fifth grade and I was pretty comfy on stage, but that's like, I knew what I was doing. If I was like succumb, it's also wasn't like, I knew everyone was like, there was a divorce. It was a fat kid in a line suit. I got to Oz and I asked for ice cream cake instead of courage, but so like, but if I was up on stage and people were like, telling me I sucked, yeah, I probably would cry. - Yeah. - I think any, I don't think I, because I was on the tennis team in middle school and there was like that little tournament and there was like people in the bleachers, like, are you all right? - Oh yeah. - And I was serving, I put it and I swung at it and I completely missed the ball, right? And everyone started laughing, and I looked at them and I literally, from the second serve, I did the same exact thing. - No. - Purposely. Oh, Purposely. - Purposely, is that what you want? - Look at, that's me. - Was that what happened, that exact shot? - I don't know if that shot, but I didn't give a fuck. - Good for you. - Yeah, man. - And Bobby, look at you, a little tennis player, man. - Yeah, I did a lot of sports. - Were you, you look like you're pretty good. - Oh, it was good. - Yeah. - Yeah, I was very athletic. - I once got panced in front of my crush and I cried. Oh, wait, girls, pants, other girls. Did they shift to that? That's the body.
You don't get the fucking milk out now, you don't get the milk out I'm gonna pants you in front of your crush You're bullied in school Yeah, but the guy who panced me his name was Ben Glover, yeah, Ben Glover. Oh, so he's got to live with that Yeah, yeah, so guess what yeah circle gets a square and he panced me in front of The soccer team well the whole soccer team was your crush What we pants maybe it was your underwear to or just just my just my basketball shorts. Yeah, it's enough Yeah, I had granny panties on yeah, I mean you could get expelled from school for that. Yeah, yeah, he had to apologize to my dad Do we had Ben Glover had to apologize to my dad's name mark? Yeah, Mark's own would your dad like great, dude He was he already said on like I doesn't matter how much this kid apologizes. I'm gonna like make him fear for his life a little Yeah, we love your dad. I do love my dad. Yeah, he's still with us. He is. Oh good. Yeah awesome mom too. Yes, yeah, you're parents are still I have a bunch of rooms in my house. I have elite sleep in all my bedrooms Yeah, I'll tell you why I have guests over people spending the night You know, you know in a copocalyptic situation. I want people to sleep in the nice nicest bed. They could possibly do It's so easy, dude. It's affordable. It's easy. You take a quiz Wow to see what kind of mattress suits you Free shipping seamless delivery. Oh, yeah, he likes delivers your matches right to your door with free shipping in the USA how free and Happy the happy with he looks guaranteed. What is that cat? It's a rest easy with seamless returns and exchanges. The happy with he looks guaranteed offers a risk-free Customer first experience designed to ensure you're completely satisfied with your new mattress Hi, man. You slept over Bobby's house last night. How was the It felt like I slept for 127 hours. You ever seen that movie? Yeah, yeah, doesn't he cut his arm off in that? Yeah, but I still slept like a baby anyway, um go to helixleave.com slash Tiger Belly for 20% Offside white. That's helixleave.com slash Tiger Belly for 20% off site. Why makes you enter our show name after checkout? So they know we sent you helixleave.com slash Tiger Belly Your parents are still Yes, also live. I know. Yeah, mom. Yeah, mom loves you mom and stepdad George and then my dad is In a home in Yakima, but what do you mean? I'm like an assisted like a apartment, um, and when you go there, you say okay No, cuz they're all clicking and ticking man. Okay. I mean my stepdad and mom are are Every time I go home, I don't want to say I get sad, but I really try to stay up as late as possible then I try to do every just cuz I just want I don't want to yeah, they're just so stepdad's 82 mom 76 and they feel like they're not going anywhere because my mom always says I my biggest fear is when you would come when I would go home and see my mom and I could tell that she got older and I was like mom You don't feel like that. I mean you saw my mom in Dallas. She's like and from when you saw her when you first met me and taking me on the road like She's yeah, I hear maybe a little different color, but same funky energy. Yeah, so I I don't fear that cuz I just feel like but you know, but every time I go home it is more time is passed And so you can't help but be cognizant of that. I know dude. I think about it all the time Yeah, yeah, cuz you go oh, she's 82 now It's time. Why do you think about like people that haven't made it to that or they get to 70 like my dad is I think 81 And he's not as mobile as they are, but he's still mentally sharp like I could still joke with them and he's Um, you know, he he stories, you know suck, but yeah, there's my mom. Yeah, sweetheart. Yeah Yeah, just a what a great picture. Oh, thank you. Yeah For your wedding. Yeah, who was that I wasn't invited to your wedding you were No, I wasn't yeah, you were there's no way I was I swear to god you were no way I was cuz I would have gone if I wasn't invited we'll get to the bottom of this. Yeah, yeah I never invited I invited you and Andrew and Andrew's text back as they couldn't go Yeah, I was never invited. I swear I was never invited I think you were I swear you were invited. Where was it at Arizona? Oh, yeah, I was invited No, I know I don't I don't know you could know I don't remember the invite but you couldn't go for some reason I can remember I saw you were on tour what that might have been it is you get married October 29 yeah, yeah, you're on Halloween you might have been doing some bad friendship I saw you a few weeks after or before and I remember you saying I can't go. I remember that. Oh, then I couldn't go Yeah, yeah, but I wanted to cuz Andrew couldn't go so maybe you guys did have something like what your heart is yeah Yeah, George, did you get married? Yeah, yeah, I was invited to your wedding. No, no, my parents didn't even chop. Okay All right, good answer Guess who I who's who's that wedding and I go to yours dude. My guy man. Yeah, where Hawaii? Wow, I went to his wedding. Gilbert. You're a spot. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome Yeah, I have a great wedding story. I skipped my one of my best really good one. No, anyway guys Yeah, you got me back. You got me back. You got me that earlier dude and that's how I feel You said that's how I feel but you said but you said but you said really good one what and the bit is does the story get better So that's the I did a different I get mine different Yeah, yeah, you're not even paying attention dude. Yeah, he's great What do I say about touching me after San Antonio? Oh, yeah, I'm joking. I love it. Yeah. Well, look at yeah. How do you feel about Kapperd? Amazing huh? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's why so I'm coming a fixture at the store. I love it. Yeah, yeah and here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but some of the Wait great employees. What yeah, have it out for you. Oh, why could you cuz you're moving and shaking? You're up and coming Oh, don't worry about it. It's just something I feel. I don't know this for certain All right. I like to call you know, I don't even listen It's all high but you know how I feel but you know what I like know what I like to do every every comment every young Commentary that coming up like you go through that you're there's a weird balance of like we're all in this together and Supportive yeah, and then somebody gets one thing and you're like I hope they fucking I hope they bomb that fucking just relax Okay, yeah, and you have to find that you have to find this place where you're like focused on your shit putting all your energy towards What Kat is doing and and just even if you have to force out smiles of like I'm happy for them Just say that because that's what she does. Yeah, she overcompensates of good. Good. Good, but she know there are knives out right? Are there knives out always? Yeah, yeah, they're knives out right? Yes, I can feel it. Yes Yeah, I love it. I love it. Welcome to the beach. Yeah, wait one great wedding story. Can I do my real quick? It's your show. Okay, I don't go out of wedding. I skipped my best friend's wedding because the very first road gig I ever got With me Toledo, Ohio and Bobby asked me after we met at the Belly Room of the Comedy Store He asked me to do college. First of all, he took me down to the OR and goes do you have 20 minutes right now? Do you could you crush after me and I go? Yeah I mean, I had maybe eight minutes, but I would I just in my head I was like I think you're supposed to say yes because it's like one of those opportunities you see in the movie like they can't get you vulgar You know and so I went down and he introduced me to Tommy and Tommy was like I don't think he's ready yet But maybe and then Bobby was like well when you could you be ready? And I was like I don't know And then he's like Bobby goes you should work here He's like you should be around here and I started working there And then here we are, but so then Bobby wanted me to go on a college with him Nick Usef Wasn't gonna be able to do it could do it and then he goes we'll find some other dates And then sort of see me around more I'm working there You saw me on stage and then he goes you want to come to Toledo Ohio and do the road with me And then if that goes well with a bunch of other dates and it was my best friend's wedding and I go I can't come And I go I go I think if I don't If I say no to Bobby, I'm never gonna get asked what kind of question and I guarantee you wouldn't ask me He said no, but it's like I have my best friend's wedding. What would you honestly say? I'm gonna do I'll answer by a couple of things. Yeah, all right There was a girl at the store right that I asked her to do Irvine Right and she says because she had a gig but it was like not as good And she goes I can't do it because after asking me a lot to do it and I may never use her again Here's another what You think that's wrong. No, yeah, yeah, wait so she and then ask you a gin bailed on a weekend like teenage before he next right And I don't think I can ever use her so I don't think so well There's honoring your commitments and then there's like people are trying to make their money and if something comes So what but also I don't know like you got it. Here's what it is if if I ask if you're really close if I asked you right Can you open for me right and you're like um no? I'm opening for high-may Know that right right yeah, so that I'd be like I don't know I would hurt my feelings. I don't know why yeah, or no Yeah, cancel high-mails or yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know what also you made a commitment I don't know Well, you know, yeah, just say you got sick and rub your stomach like you know what I'll be honest Wait the call back Let me let me answer it in a real way. Wait, so this means I can't do dates with you anymore. No always always hit me up The amount of guests thoughts that give me an arc crazy. Hey Adam always hit me up No for him not to go to San Antonio for this make-believe stomachache is not I don't think it is fun to wrote. Yeah, uh these kids have to learn Right and also if you skip if you skip my gig for the wedding. I think I would understand I think you would have to yeah, yeah, I would have given was your relationship though back then not like now. He was a young kid Yeah, he was yummy. It was the first time he asked me to go I mean we started to get chummy around the store, but like it was nobody to ask me to go on the road
And it was, and it was Bobby fucking Lee. So I'm like, what are you, are you kidding me? - Yeah. - And my buddy was bummed, but I just was like, I'm get one shot at doing what I'm trying to do. - But you also got a, I gave you a lot of shots after that. It went great. We had a great hang and he must have given me a couple of years. - A couple of years, maybe. - Almost three years. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gave it a date. - Oh. - Yeah, so I truly believe that that like, 'cause you had a few people in the rotation, but I did a majority for a few years. - Yeah, we've had some bad ones though. - No way. - Have you seen no one? It's a weird casino. - Oh, I got the gambler. - They can't believe I told our story, buddy. - Bad ones, I don't know what you mean by that. Murder city every time. I was just talking about this the other day 'cause where was, oh, stand up left. I was just at this weekend for New Year's. - What a great club. - What a great club, but I just, and the last time I was there you popped in and did a guest spot and placed one bananas. - Yeah. - But we were talking about when I stopped opening for you and how, I think it was in Seattle. I was just so out of the voicemail. Bobby left me voicemail and he goes, okay, I know we're gonna be in your hometown this weekend, okay? Mama's gonna be there, cool, cool, man. Cool, Mama's gonna be there. Yeah, fam is coming out, awesome dude. Take it easy. Take it easy, don't crush too hard. Don't crush too hard. Take it easy this weekend, take it easy. - You know the message still? - I wish I did. And so, and I was just kind of, you know, I was starting to find a little bit of a groove with a good 20, 25 and I remember I asked my girlfriend at the time, I was like, what do I do? I was like, I feel like he's being serious if I really fucking, if I really go hard, that he's gonna fucking like fire me. And I like, I did my thing. I was like, I just gotta fuck whatever happens happens. - You have to survive. - Yeah, and guess what? You end up doing what he does, goes up there, fucking crushes, and then realizes when he gets off. Oh yeah, yeah, it's, they're here for me. You can do what you want, because I'm still gonna do what I'm gonna do, you know? - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, can I go back to the thing? I was gonna say it way earlier. - No, we're good. It's gonna see you guys. (laughing) - Oh yeah, I owe you one, I owe you one, I owe you one. - Yeah, yeah, I owe you another one. - Here's why I'm, we were, 'cause we have to remind people what we were talking about. - Oh, okay. - About the jealousy thing. - Nives. - That's the story of the Nives, right? So I remember, there was a comic Freddy Soto, and there was this thing called Friday Night video. It was on NBC, it was a stand-up showcase. - It was a stand-up showcase, it was in the '90s, and Henry Cho hosted it or whatever. And you know, there was a lot of TV back then. So I remember, and Freddy and I knew each other from open mic, and then one day he goes, I just did Friday Night video, and I go, how'd you get that? Then he stopped me, and he goes, no congratulations first, and I went, you know what, dude, you're right. That was fucked up, congratulations. Because it's like, he's my friend, and it just felt ugly, then when he called me out like that, you know what I mean, he was right, you know, because it's like, and eventually I got my own thing about my point is is that-- - You made it about yourself. - I made it about myself, yeah, it's gross. But there's a lot of that going on in comedy. - It's tough, man. - It's tough, especially now with a clip, I don't wanna say a clip can make you, but because it can't, but it can get you a nice little boost for a week, right? And people going, cool, but it's the fact that some people are probably more outside of our business, and they're like, just get a couple of TikToks that pop off, and you can headline, right? It's like, that's not happening. You definitely, Matt Wright didn't have one TikTok. Yeah, one TikTok didn't maybe open the door for others, but it was a Flores hundreds that went viral before he collected this fanbase, but there is just so much of that, like, yeah, I don't know, support, but then also like, I'll undercut you. - So that's still going on at the comedy store, you think? - I'd say, I think-- - He's like, I think, I'm gonna tell you about this kid, okay? - Oh, are you-- - Where's that guy existing? I think it's years ago, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I think so. I think so, and I think that the, I mean, in the door guy world, it's like, it's kind of in that vein to, you know, people get spots every week. What spots are you getting? The main room spots, or the belly room spots? - But, I mean, could I say something? - Yeah. - I don't know if you can add on, right? But there's obviously really good guys, and guys that are just not having founding yet. - You are, you are where you're supposed to be. - I mean, what are you laughing at? I'm trying to say this in a nice way, I like his way. - Bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Control what you can control. It happens when it's supposed to happen. - Hey guys, enjoy refreshing apples, sweet caramel comfort in every sip with a new caramel apple five hour energy shot. Caramel apple five hour energy shots, delivers sweet and tart apple hits with a smooth buttery caramel coated finish. Dive into caramel apple flavors straight from the orchard for a sugar free fall treat. Treat yourself to a crisp apple bite and smooth caramel delight with a caramel apple five hour energy shot, only available online for a limited time at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. 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Check out this tune. - Oh, Shopify. - People, dude, Bretterns told me when I was at La Jolla with him and Brian Scolar and I was complaining about not getting live at Gotham. I was six years in or a half hour special and he goes, do control or you can control. Right all the time, get on stage. He goes, all you can do is what you can do. - Yes, he goes, I'm watching you waste so much time complaining about shit that you have nothing. He's like, what do you think complaining about? It's gonna make Comi Central go, this guy's fucking hungry. He's really, he's really, he really wants it. We'll give it to him, we feel bad. He's like, no, when you get to, where you're, you're, people are taking notice or you're doing really well on stage and you're, other things are happening coming your way, opportunity wise. That's when it feel, it just happens. - Yeah. - Wrap it up, wrap it up, yeah. So, my point is, add him right here. - I got my second one for Mike. - I got my second one. - Yeah, do for two, do for two, do for two. - Yeah, yeah, do for two. - All right, I'm gonna win this. (laughing) - Well, the long, the long, I know. I get passionate. - Everyone has their own path, right? - Yeah, all right, Ken. (laughing) - No, she, no she, sorry, sorry. That's so fucked up. I had to do it. - No, you're exactly right. - You're exactly right, you're exactly right. - Obviously. - Shave a love, I didn't do that. (laughing) - Good through that, man, that's through that, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They were singing about everyone's own path. You do a cut off eventually, okay, all right? But not yet. - Oh, good, it's fine. - Do it in a good timing though. The timing is important. - It's in any time bit. - Yeah, it's in any time bit, right? So we're expecting a cut off from you. - Okay. - So if you're gonna do it my way, it's usually, so if somebody goes like, oh man, this one time, okay. So in the fifth grade, and then as soon as there's a pause, is the story good better, right? 'Cause the story, obviously, it's just starting. - So, but he can't do it because he already done it. Like, this was a new thing. - That was great. - Yeah, yeah. - So create your own way. - Create your own version. - Yeah, your own version. - Cut off. - But don't do it in the next five minutes, do it later. - Yeah, you gotta wait. - We don't expect that. - Okay, okay, I got you. - Yeah, okay, okay, good. - I wrote it down. - Okay, you wrote down my interruptions. - Maybe I memorized it, but, okay. - Yeah, yeah, so, but anyway, you're up and coming. That's good. - You know, Andrea Ginny got past. - Great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's awesome. I was there, she got past. Yeah, she, you know, a couple of years ago, she was like, I was like, I gotta get this. Somebody passed. - Oh really? - Yeah, just, we need more women, but just a 1,000%. We need more women at the comedy store, right? In my mind, I was like, Leslie Laugh, Andrej and maybe, yeah. And then, yeah, so I pushed it through, and then, you know, Rose said before, 'cause Rose said before, I'm gonna need to see her two or three times, right? And so, you know, she had Andrea follow Rick Ingram. - Whoa. - Who destroyed that night. - Oh, yes. - And every night. - And then, when she got off stage, Rose just followed it out and said, you know, I was gonna see you a couple of times, but I'm just gonna pass you. And I cried. - Whoa, no way. - He did. - Yeah, do you saw me? - Yeah. - I cried. - So did she. - We both cried together and hugged. Yeah, I was so excited about it, yeah. That would have been the perfect opportunity for you to cut me off. - I was looking at him the whole time I broke. - No, but that was a good story. (laughing) - You nailed it, dude. - You nailed it. - I was waiting for it because I was trying to keep you all.
- Almost kind of keep it up. - I was trying to, yeah, emotional. - Yeah, I was like, this is the perfect idea if he'd just gone up and like, just like, you know, dick, dog, it can't be a wise thing. - No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It could be one of these, like, - Yeah, there you go, what were you thinking of doing? - Nothing. - No, no, don't do it. You're gonna do it, you're gonna do it. - Or what if you just put his hood on and pull up the strings? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But you're so sick stuff. (laughing) - No, but Fruo, that was really good. - I'm really sorry, that's sorry. (laughing) - Did you really enjoy that story? - Yeah, it was, it was, it was, you know, when you see, I get still excited when people, you know, I mean, achieve things. - Yeah. - So tough. - Do you feel, is that it? - Yeah, it was, yeah. (laughing) - It's, it's, it's win. (laughing) - I know, that's actually a, that's a good one. - That's a good one, but the timing's bad. - The timing was really bad. - But it's when somebody was doing something very long in meandering is when you do it. - 'Cause he just, yeah. - And we were gonna set you up, but now we know what it's gonna be. - Yeah, you get the couple with somebody. - Okay. - All right, all right. - But don't do it. - Noxious Yon though, it's pretty good. - It's pretty good, yeah. - Noxious Yon is actually, they were gonna open from Marine Korean, but they, really good call back. - But we still got that. - I forgot, I forgot. - Fuck, I don't know, like, pasty tits. - Chocolate up. - Oh, panel chocola. - Panel chocola. - Panel chocola. - Panel chocola, yeah. - Pasty tits. (laughing) - In-prom stuff. You know, chocola, the first time in the only time I ever babysat for a kid, it was my mom's friend's I think it was 12 and she's like, you should start trying to get, you know, a job to mix them, you know, money, whatever, just like to have candy money, you know. (laughing) - You're kidding. - You're kidding. - You're fucking gay. - That's true. - You think, it's good, it's the time it was better. - Come back to the picture of my wedding. Come back to the picture of my wedding now. (laughing) - That's gay, you're fucking gay. - The laugh though. - The laugh, and then your gay was really good. That was really good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She won a free, Ja Ja B. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, dude, that was really good. So anyway, finish. - So my mom had a friend from Temple and she's newly divorced and she went to go out on a date. My mom goes, my son and an animal, baby, she's your kid. Kid is like seven. I show up, I don't know how to do anything. Mom teaches me how to make spaghetti-os. She goes, "Just watch movies all night, it'll be fine." She goes, "I'm gonna go see chocolot." I go, "I think it's pronounced chocolate." I said this, I'm 12. She goes, "It's chocolot." And I was like, "Okay, have a good time." She leaves, I start making spaghetti-os. Kid locks himself in the room. He's like, "I don't want spaghetti, I don't want pizza." I was like, "Well, I can't drive you little fuck." So, it's spaghetti-os are bust. I make spaghetti-os. I sit down and start watching TV. He's locked in the room. I fucking, dude, smoke goes off. I burn the spaghetti-os. Boom, fire alarms, all this shit. Burn, he comes out, freaking out. Goes back in the room. It takes like a loaf of bread and to eat that. Mom comes back. I'm like, "How is the movie? I'm just sitting there." He can talk to me the whole time. The whole house smells like smoke. She goes, "What happened?" I go, and then before I even say, a kid runs out in the room and goes, "He tried to burn the house down and lock me in my room." - Wow. - I'm 12. And I didn't have the wherewithal to be like, that's not fucking to you, the fucking cocksett, right? And I was just like, "He didn't want to want." And then she was just like, "I'm going to take you home." And that-- - He took the blame. - Yeah, I took the blame. I wish I knew where this, that's what Facebook is for. It's to find people like that. I wish I could find them and like-- - Yeah. - Yeah. - You can't weaken anybody, like, come on, fuck her. - Oh yeah, that's why I fuck. What do you think I was fucking adding details? - Yeah. - That was great. - It's about timing. - Okay, I'm good. - Good bits, the timing. - Okay. - Yeah, the bit. - You were 30 seconds too late, dude. - Okay. - As soon as I said, "The kid locked himself in his room." - Then you say you're gay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do it again, that's your thing. - Yeah, that's your thing now. - You made it up. - What, your closet of the gay, man? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Dude, get out of the closet, man. - Yeah, closet, man. - Come on, come on, come on. - Yeah, no, we're not talking about when you were talking to yourself in intervals last week. We were talking about when you're trying to throw insults to, you know, this is-- - What else do you want? This is-- - I'm too nice. - I wanted to be sitting here. We just opened it earlier. - Delicious. - They're great, right? - What? - They're front your pan. - You don't get it. - Gilbert wanted to talk to you. - That one is a curry rice fries. You want to try that? - Would you call me? - What would you want to do? - This is a curry rice? - Yeah. - These, I'm not even joking or-- - Delicious. - Can I try one? - Try the Frank Dole's. - Let's try the Frank Dole's. - Try the Frank Dole's and our oyster flavor. - All right, here. - I can't do it. - Not even a fan of oysters, but I trust you. Here we go. - Grilled oysters. - Wow, is your way I can order, I'm not even joking. I like the little fries, I want to bring this one to my wife too. - Can I try the rest of this? - Yeah. - This is chocolate and musk, musk-a-pone. Musk-a-pone! - Musk-a-pone, chef. - Sorry, sorry, you're right. And this is-- - It's real cheese, huh? - Yeah, honey. - Wow, that's the commercial. - This one. (laughing) - Real cheese, huh? - Yeah, go back to your moms. - This one's interesting. - This is honey and gorgonzola. - Gorgonzola. - Okay, let's split that. Open that split. - Yeah, that's okay. - Yeah, we're gonna split it. - That's, wow, that's a combo of flavor combo. - We're gonna participate. - That could be nice with some apples and walnuts. Can I give you-- - There he is. Give it a bit. I don't know. - I'm going to eat two years in comedy. I don't know what I'm doing. - That's good. - Yeah, that's good. Took me a second. You can have the rest. - It's kind of a funky cheese. - Funky cheese. Opening four. Penis and tits. Or wait, what was it? - Pano chocolate. - Pano chocolate. - Pano chocolate. - Fuzzy tits. - Fuzzy tits. - That's actually great, babe. - Let me ask you something. - So don't you feel-- - I'm a shut the fuck up. - Okay, I'm sorry, I just-- - You're on Dr. Phil LIVE. Do you get any love from that? - Yeah. - Do you remember that guy who called me a retard? Who called you? - Much Bobby Lee. - In the audience. - Oh no. - You don't remember? - So we just called you. - Yeah, they're like-- - You were really funny on the episode. That sucks, I'm sorry. - You said something on it, because some guy was like, "He's a retard." - Yeah, I fucked that guy up. - Thank you. - Yeah, you got it. What we gonna say? Dr. Phil what? - I mean, he's not off. (laughing) - Great timing. - I'm kidding. - Just 'cause you said it at a turn, doesn't make it difficult. - Yeah. - I don't know about the Gorkin Zola. - Me on. - Yeah, yeah. - Questionable. - So what I wanted to ask is-- - Yeah. - Try this one. - So Dr. Phil was a huge success. - Yeah, it's over now. - And I just started my first theater tour, literally last night in Tucson. - With Dr. Phil? - No, me, Adam Ray. - Okay. - Who is me, theater tour? Atamraycountme.com. - But you-- - Go for Detroit, we're going to Vegas. We're going to two shows of the Wilbur, almost sold out in January. Town Hall in New York, we got, there we go. Palsafine Arts this weekend in San Francisco. We got the stadium, we got Connecticut, we got D.C., we got Albany, the motion for a couple of shows. Detroit, pantages, the Paramount, then we're going to fucking Charleston, Vegas at the win in March, St. Tino's the next night. So come out, Bobby, do both. Eugene, Oregon, fucking, and then, and then we're going to Australia to do stand up in Dr. Phil. - Oh. - Gotta go down there to do, you guys went Australia. I mean, they eat people up. So, and the reach out we got for Dr. Phil in Australia was too high that I was like, I have to do a few. - Yeah. - Right? - Did you like Australia? - I've been on the only just shoot a TV show, but yeah. So, what else do you now want in life? - Hey, I see you do Austin's shows, can I come to them? - Can you come to the Austin show? - I drive to Austin. - I'll drive with Jaime to Austin. - To the mothership, let me, we'll talk. - Okay. - There's a high possibility of that. But if you have a stomachache again, that's what I'll push the stomachache out. - What's next, was that what you had with me? - Hi, babe, really kind of mom. - Really kind of mom. - He was building some momentum. This was the interview portion of the show. - I'm gay. (laughing) - I've never seen him reverse. - Wow. That was good. Bobby, that was a good one. He just called himself gay. - Oh, the Camon bearish good. - Yeah, I don't clip that. - You can. - I want people to. You want me to come out gay? I'll come out gay. (laughing) - If you sit and you wait. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what he's just doing. - Yeah. - It's another style of comedy. - He was just fouling and sitting. - He was coming out. (laughing) - That's a deep cut. - That's a deep cut, man. - Yeah, yeah. - Are we done? - I mean, I'm only two years into comedy, so I don't know what I'm doing. - Yeah, great. I used to put the clarinet. We'll collect it, who gives it shit. (laughing) - It's Joel Bobby. I, Adam, I come out and I'm gonna do, I've got some TV stuff in the works. (laughing) - That was the best thing about it. - Yeah, who gives a shit? - Look at that guy who gives a shit. - Yeah, yeah. - I want a t-shirt. - Okay, yeah. (laughing) - So, yeah. - No. - Those are the good ones. - That was awesome though. - Fast, clever. - Thank you. - Yeah. - And the clarinet. (laughing) - Dave, I got it on my buddy's wedding in 2010. I wouldn't have come over that. - So, yeah. - But yeah, feel, but. - Do you remember, are you seeing more Hollywood love? - Yeah, I'm gonna get Netflix is doing a bunch of these podcasts. - Yeah. - So they're gonna give me a, they're taking basically existing podcasts, like a Workaholics Chelsea handler and just pulling them over and putting them on. - Well, so. - Congratulations. - Thank you. - I'm gonna do 'cause it's like the Adam Ray and characters, I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want. - Yeah. - We'll just make, you know. - Amazing. - Yeah, so that'll be great. And then Adam, Devine and I are gonna start a podcast. - Oh, that'd be great. - Awesome. - Love him. - Yeah. - You're in the boat in February? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, you're doing it too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I forgot you're doing it too. - We should probably, what is that? - Probably plug that. - Yeah.
- We're doing the cruise. - This is important. - I don't know. - The Bahamas. - Yeah. - It's Bobby Swartzen, Nick Swartzen, Bobby Lee, myself, I think are the top bills. - Yeah. - And then Brent Morn's gonna be there. - Right. - The workaholic skies. Eric Griffin's not going, is he? - I don't know. - That'd be awesome, but I don't know. There we go. - Yeah. - There's Bobby, oh yeah. - Yeah. - Look at that. You got the Blanford. - Yeah. - Josh Adam Myers. Oh, the goddamn comedy jam. - What do we-- - Oh, Eric Griffin is going. - Come on, obviously it's going to be there. It'll be fun. I don't know. - Looks, love me some brooks, love me some bath. - I love them a lot. - But what do we do, what do you do on a cruise? - So I've been on the workaholks, the Impractical Jogers cruise and the Heather McMahon in one last year. - Yeah. - And it was a blast. It's, I mean, you don't drink, so it's fine. You, there's, you're gonna do a lot of people watching. There's a lot of, I mean, they're gonna probably pack it full of shows. Yeah, look at that. Pickle ball. - Take the whole tournament. Oh, you're gonna win that. - Yep, you just-- - Deep road dive sounds like Jaime's yearbook quote. - Are we doing stand-up on it? - With that. - Yeah, that's a very good joke. - Yeah, thank you. - Guess that dude you tuned. - Yeah, so that's some sort of carpool karaoke. DJ party with Blake, yeah, higher, and then, 'cause you know, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, during the day everyone will be walking around just getting fucked up with each other. I think for the guys, people just want to be on the boat with all of us, you know, that's why you go on these things. I know Bert's cruises were like that, right? Where it's just like, people want to have, 'cause you're walking around, unless you're gonna, you know, be a recluse and just stay in your room. Which maybe you will. - No, I'll be out on it. - How would you handle that? I mean, it's not that many people, too. It's like, I think 2,500 people, maybe. - I just don't know if there isn't. - I think so. - That's that many people? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - If they sell out, I don't know how they're selling. - Yeah, yeah. - So go to thisisimportant.com to get your-- - Yeah. - Here, I'll do it as Adam. Guys. - It's like Tony Hitchcock. - Yeah, Tony Hitchcock. - That's Tony Hitchcock. - Tony, Tony Hitchcock. - No, that's Adam Hitchcock. - We're really doing it Red Band. - Adam does have a-- - Adam's got a more-- - Yeah, Adam's got a little Jack Black in him, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, real expressive. - I think it'll be fun though. - It will. - You think you'll fall off the wagon? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - Okay. - But you could go to the pool. Do you like swimming? - I go to the pool. I'm very sociable in this kind of setting. - It's also like we go to the spa. - We'll hang out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll call you a lot. - Oh, as much as you want to hang out, hang. - Yeah. - You can call each other's room phones. - Yeah? - That's why it's really fun. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then live music from what Mark Rubelay-- - I mean, you did the goddamn, Mark Rubelay's incredible. Didn't you do the goddamn comedy jam? What'd you say? - Did you do it? - I hate it. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Okay. - All right. - This is a bad endorsement for the crew. It's a great show. - Just because Bobby, yeah, that does not reflect. - I just don't like that because it's like, it's a live band. - Yeah. - Well, you know, it's so funny. I can memorize things. You know, it's hard for me to memorize lyrics. - Yeah. - Because you have to think about singing and remember the lines. - Wow, by the way, cut to him is getting fired from being a music school teacher. (laughing) - So well, you can be a singer, Robbie, but you have to think of the song, the melody, and the words. (laughing) - If you think you can do that, then good luck. - Yeah. - Just for me, I'm going to say, for my own-- - No, I don't think, I don't think you agree. - Wait, but karaoke, what if you had the words in front of you? What if you held the words on your phone? - Yeah, but that's what I always do when I'm on the goddamn comedy channel. I just think, you know what I mean? - You want to memorize it. - Yeah, I want to memorize it. - You could perform it better when you can memorize it. - What's your go-to karaoke song? - Great question. - Um, Creep, probably. I don't know. - Ooh, yeah. - Okay, hard one. - It's a hard one, yeah. - Will you sing, how does that one go again? ♪ 'Cause I'm a Creep ♪ - Oh, yeah. ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ - People lose their minds if you just do that - Oh, Bobby, I mean, I'm assuming it's going to be outdoors on the Lido deck. - Yeah. - The Lido deck. - Right? - Oh, how fun. - I think that's what it's called. Maybe the regular deck. - You like radio head? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, who doesn't like radio head? - Who? - That guy right there. - Alex. - You know what he's saying? - Out of curiosity. - Yeah, out of curiosity. - Beatles and Lincoln Park. What do you think is better? - I mean, how do you even answer that? - Yeah, well, you can answer it by keeping me in answer. (laughing) - Don't say big, Bobby. - Yeah, there's a thing. - Oh, oh. - Here we go. - And be honest, let's say I'm, let's say I'm Lester Banks. He was a rock critic. Okay. - Hey, so what do you think, Adam? The Beatles or Lincoln Park? - Well, Lester, I have a friend who went to high school with the bass player in Lincoln Park. - Yes. - But I did stand up comedy for Paul McCartney at the improv. - Whoa. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I did, and he actually, he waved me over and he goes, "Is Adam come on, sit down, sit down. "Let's have a drink." He's gonna be like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." - Good to meet you. - Anyway, by the way, he goes, I go, "I have a drink." I said, "I don't want to go star, let's move on." But anyway, do you really? - I do, yeah. So, let's, what's better? Beatles. Barriom. Beatles. What are we even talking about? - I know. - That's like saying, "Hey, man, would you, would you, would you rather have a, you know, an orgy with all, like, perfect tens or a foot job from. - Hi, man. - Hi, man. (laughing) - Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. - That's exactly what I'm doing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that globally people would agree on that. - I agree. - Anyone with any kind of intent. - And that's not, that's not any. (laughing) That's not throwing a slight or shame in, like, park. It's just like, that's a game. - Part is good. - You're a gay. - What did I say about touching me? - That's gay, you're a gay. - It's not the right time. - This is not the right time. - I'm with you. - That's the right time. - Yeah. - The Beatles. - Go back to sleep. - Oh, yep. - (laughing) - I didn't like Radiohead. I just said, I just like. - You just like Lincoln Park better. - No, no, not even the Lincoln Park thing. I just said, for a Radiohead, there's like four or five songs that I really like. I don't know, like, their whole. - He said, I can't listen to a whole album. - Yeah, I've never been, just listen through a whole album. Like, damn, every song on this one was so good. - It's fair. - Yeah. - Who will you do that for? - Well, Highbury. - Lincoln Park. - Lincoln Park. - Yeah. - Just that album, just that album, "Hybrid Theory." - It depends. Like, I like it. - He was saying that that album is better than the white album. - No, no, that's not what I said. I bet you anything has sold more albums than that album, which we checked, and I was right. - Wow. - Yep. - Kind of surprising. - Yeah, it is surprising. - I like Chance the Rapper. - Yep. - Yep. - Yep. - Yep. - Tomorrow we'll teach you how to make a boat cap. (laughing) - Out of paper mache. - Yeah. - Get out, eat it. - Oh my god. My friends dad in high school used to make boats to float on the river out of Mill cartons. There was like a thing in Seattle every summer that people would race. They would make, oh, is Mill Carton boat race, or Mill Carton Derby they would call it. And we'd go down to his basement and he had like 15,000 Mill cartons lined around John on the Stevens's name. His dad's name is Lee Stevens. - That's gay. - Here gay. - You know what, Jaime. - Jaime. - Jaime. - Jaime. - Jaime. - Jaime. - That part of the show's over. You already did it. We already did it. And I don't think we can rule it to the house. - No. - No, that's fucked up. No. - I'm telling you right now, right? It was fucked up. We already did that part. - He was like, no I didn't. - No. - No. - Tell us about the Mill cartons. Does it race? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - One of your more. - Oh, man, someone's got a new character. - It's just my Scottish character. - Yeah, so anyway. So he would get mad at us. One time, I was like, I took one of them off. And then he yelled at me. And then I think he went out and did the race. And the boat fell apart. - Oh, no. - As soon as we got into the lake. I remember laughing so hard. - Don't make it out of paper, though. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's like the Titanic. Remember that guy, the billionaire, made that Titanic out of weathens and dildos. And he went down. - Yeah. - I'm really fucking blew up. - Ocean gate. - Ocean gate. - Watch that documentary. - Do we know where the Titanic is? Do they know where it is? - Yeah, Temecula. - They do know where it is. - Yeah. - Can you get down to it and swim around it? - No, that's where they were exploring on the-- - I was like, nobody got it. - I was like, really? - I thought that was a pretty good location joke. - Uh-huh, yeah. - Temecula? - Yeah, yeah. - I believed you. - Temecula. - Orango. - Take me away. - Ever that's a-- - Hey. - I went a bucket, I went a bucket, I was-- - Yeah. - So yeah, it's in the Antarctica, right? - No, North Pole. - North Sea. - No, North Pole. - North Sea. - No, no, no, no. - Temecula. - Yeah. - Okay. - No, but can you go down? It's too far deep for people to explore, right? - Well, they tried, right? - No, they got down there. - You need like a submarine to get down there. - The ocean gate guys got down there, didn't they? - Yeah, they went down a lot of times. - They just kept rolling the dice, dude. Going down there. They got 21 and the guy was like, hit me. - Yeah. - And he was like, you won. He's like, nah, nah, I won 25. - Yeah. - What is down there? - It's just a lot of fish. - I mean, is there like jelly boxes or like-- - Oh, there's people just like that. - We thought you'd never come. - Yeah. - Do you want some Gorgonzola and Japanese crackout? - Because there's probably thousands upon thousands. - Okay. - There's thousands upon thousands of shipwrecks that we can't even get to. - Yes. - With all these treasures. I was a fantastic, I was an aqua man. - Yeah. - I would go down there and get all the treasures. - And get all the treasures. - Because how cool would it be to burst up out of the ocean? - Yeah, with pearl neck and skin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And set them up. I set them up though, it's not fair. It's cheating. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But, you know, to come up with all the treasures. Here's my one thing, though. Why are we going down there? - Nuclear weapons. - You think that's what's at the bottom of the ocean? - Yeah, I just learned that actually. That's how we found our first shipwreck was actually. - So that's why we're going to look at the Titanic. - It's why? - Nuclear weapons. Because sometimes we lose nuclear weapons. - In the ocean?
ocean and that's the only reason we went down allegedly to find the Titanic and stuff because we lost a missile. Wow. A missile. Maybe. Maybe. I think they could still go off. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's a dead missile. No. Okay. I don't know much more about that. I just have. You fucking brought it up. No. Wait. That it's like the movie The Abyss. Yes. Yeah. You ever see that movie? Do you ever see that movie? No. Oh, you know, James Cameron's The Abyss. He did The Abyss. Yeah. That was like his first movie then. Yeah. No. No. What was his first movie? Terminator Avatar. No, it's Terminator. Terminator. True lies. Terminator. Terminator. Terminator. Then Aliens. A very terminator. Aliens too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Aliens with Randy Quaid. He wasn't that no. With that fucking turtle neck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he did The Abyss. What a great movie. Wow. And Alien. He did, right? Alien too. Wow. Yeah. But The Abyss is good. You never saw it. No. Oh, yeah. What's interesting about it is it's just beautiful. That's all. Yeah. What is your favorite? How about this? Everybody at the same time say their favorite movie of all time. No, that is hard. Well, I know we could go by genre, but just how about this? It's a movie. Okay. I know that is tough. That's. But a movie that like any time it did like right now if we put it on. Oh, you'd consider you'd be locked in and you you want to watch the scene and you'd probably be like we have to turn this off because I want to watch this. Like what's that movie? Any time a day you'll stop and watch at least 20 minutes of it. Okay. On the count of three. Yeah. The one I'm going to yell out is one that like I don't consider a great movie, but it's one of those what you describe. Great. Yeah. All right. Ready? Go. Let's start trying to get a little bit on the count of three, right? All of us at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the game. Okay. What is he gay? Okay. Sorry. No, that was good. That was the best so far. That was your best one. Okay. On the count of three, ready? Yeah. One, two, three. The goon. I think I heard everyone's heard yours. Yeah. Somebody said goonies. I said airbud four. Airbud four. We both won with jokes. What did I do? Debbie does that. Yeah. Yeah. What did you say again? Enough with Jennifer Lopez. Do you guys remember that movie? Yeah. Mine was going to be deep, deep impact. Ooh. That's a good move. I don't know why whenever it's on LL, who would say that? Yeah. He's a chef. Yeah. Is he really? Yeah. Has like a bit over here and make that fucking kuton. I just love when somebody's here. Yeah. I love disaster. Oh, yeah. I love fuck. You didn't laugh. I thought you were like, yeah, and that was triggering. Oh, fuck, dude. I got to get out. Oh, man. It was an elo cool, Jay in there. Yeah. He's a chef of a parrot. We heard you, Jaime. I'm a parrot. elo cool. Jay's not in deep impact. Bruce Roses. What'd you talk? No, you know what deep impact is? Yes. What? Oh, you know, I'm already confused with boys in the hood. No. That's a deep blue scene. I knew it. I knew it wasn't shallow. That was the shark. The shark camp. Yeah. Oh, I love that movie. And that hot. But it wasn't isn't the movie deep that deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep - She's with the dad and the-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know what she says? You know what she says? - What she said we're in this together. - No, she goes, - Teddy. - And then the way of it, that way. - Yeah, that Jack and I were, he had taili-ony in this movie. - Yeah. - She was great in it. Robert Duval, come on, man. - This is a great movie. - Yeah, I love deep-in-time. - Oh, so it was a, and to the world type. - Yeah, I'm a big, as you know, if people listening, they know that I'm a big disaster movie guy. - Yeah. - I fall. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a 2012. - You like that one? - I love 2012, it's fun. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, not Ladder 49, oh, fuck. Something nine, something nine. - District nine? - Yes, I don't, does that, does that, does that, does that, does that, does that, does that, does that, does that, but I'll give you a high five on it. (laughing) - Let the record show, we were gonna slow that down and slow-mo and see how excited it was recently and see how bummed I was in the same moment. - I would say that, I don't know if you as an adult, but you've put a high five up with all your 43 years of enthusiasm and just to have it thrown fucking right in your face. - So for me, it's like it has to be a natural disaster for it to be a disaster movie. - Like Twister? - Yeah, Twister's a natural disaster movie. - Where's that rank? - Not, probably in my top 10. - Yeah, cool. - Yeah, yeah, but for me, it's like, there's cheesier ones I really like to have. - How about the avalanche? - Oh, that was a good one. - Yeah, it sounds good. - A day after tomorrow. - Oh, yeah. - Great one, yeah. - Another one is Volcano, ooh, yeah. - Pearl Harbor? - You're probably like, that's not a human being one, which one? - Do you consider a contagion? - No. - No. - But my game-- - I grew up one cup. - Yeah, that's a-- - That's a natural disaster movie. - I mean, that is-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But cheating, I heard it's like chocolate pudding. - Yeah. - Oh, really? - They squirted the chocolate pudding before and then they squirted it out. - Which is what-- - Secret's reveal. (laughing) - Behind the scene. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is. - Yeah. - But my favorite one was the core. I haven't seen it. - Yeah, so I've talked about this before, but the core is, you know what the tell me of the promises? - Is it about the core of the earth? - The core of the earth starts spinning. It stops spinning. And then what? What they do is they find a machine, they goes in the middle of the core of the earth. - Oh, with the drill. - It's a drill. - Yeah, I think I got that. - And then they fucking put like nuclear chain reaction to get the fucking metal really absurd. - Austin Powers, like that big machine. - Who's in it? - Two face from Batman, what's his name? - Tommy Lee Jones. - No, no, no, the other one. Dark Knight one. I don't see color. What? - Tom Brady? - Yeah, Tom Harding. - I know he has, Aaron Eckhart. - Aaron Eckhart. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, wow, yeah. - Aaron Eckhart. - So Marissa Tomay is in it. - Cool. - Not Marissa Tomay. Hillary Swank. - Hillary Swank. - Hillary Swank's in it. - The person, yeah. - Anything. - What's his name? Stanley Tucci. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tucci's in it. - Tucci's in it? - Yeah. - Yeah, there he is. - Tucci's, look at that. - Tucci's in it should be a great documentary about all the things Stanley Tucci's done. - Yeah. - Italian food. - Yeah. - Oh, that's right. It's a chef. - Yeah. - He's supposed to be pretty good, right? - Delroy Lindos in it? - Oh, man. One of my favorite names. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it is one of my favorite disaster movies. 'Cause it's so absurd. - I feel like we're missing, I think there's, isn't there a Jake Gyllenhaal disaster movie? - Yeah, day after tomorrow, I already said it. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, that's a really good one today. - Yeah, keep up. - Honestly? - Yeah. - Be honest, dude. - You're tired of it. - So, for real, I really wanted you to do the shows and I'm not fucking around right now. I love Bobby, I love this podcast, I love the whole crew, but it's really pissing me off. How much? You don't appreciate. - I'm not even. - No, I'm like. - Yeah, why are you laughing? - I'm not laughing. I mean, it's like enough. I'm not. - Enough. - I'm really not, I really wanted you to do the shows and not only did you not show up, but I had the whole club chanting your name. - Jamie, Jamie. - That's right. - And you didn't show up and the club owner, who I just met, 'cause it was my first time playing the club was like, where's this Jamie kid? And I go, I don't know, man. And you maybe look like an asshole. - Yeah. - It's just a podcast. - And then you're poking me and you're calling me gay, and my wife's like this, she's gonna be like, what's going on? - I saw that autistic kid calling you gay, like what's, you know, what's going on? So, you know, why are they laughing? - I don't know. - I don't know, man, but I'm just trying to. - I'm sorry, I don't know. - But don't touch him, dude. - I'm sorry. - Oh, if you mean it, touch me if you mean it. - I'm sorry, Adam. - Deeper. - I'm sorry. - It's a deeper touch. - Go through the front. - Deep impact. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Rubbed. - I'm sorry. - No, I mean, the Bobby Liam massage. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bro, that was me just fucking with you. - Oh. - Yeah, we're following that. - I love you. - Yeah. - Do you think I'm-- - Yeah, another good one, dude. - This game, bro. - I love you. - Did you believe me? - That was pretty good at it. - Well, yeah, it's good, all right. - I was just gonna say, do you, do you think Godzilla is a natural disaster? - Godzilla. - It is. - I would consider Godzilla, maybe. - It's a monster movie, really? - Godzilla versus King Kong. Did you watch it? - I haven't seen it, no. - It's, I mean, do you see Godzilla minus one? - That's great. - Oh. - That's the first one? - Oh, wait, wait, wait. - I'm sorry. You never saw Godzilla minus one? - Close to. - Psych, we got you there, we got you there. We got you there. - I'm coming. - You're in a movie by my new prank show called Fuck You Bobby. (laughing) - I haven't seen it. - I don't know what to watch it. - What is it about? - So Japan, they're still making Godzilla movies. - And delicious french fries. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. They made a movie, this movie that came out a couple years ago called Godzilla minus one. - Oh, that looks like the best Godzilla. - Dude, you have to watch this movie. - I mean, it's an outdoor movie. - Incredible. - Better than America. - It's a way better than America. - No way. - Yeah, this movie. - That doesn't even look like CGI. - It's incredible, dude. It's Japanese. - That's, it's terrifying. And we talked about Godzilla minus one. Well, we don't recap on it. Have you seen it? - Uh-uh. it's the first time.
The first Godzilla movie I've ever seen where I was actually scared. Like when you know when you see Godzilla with a Matthew Broderick on it, right? - Totally. - You know what, you know, he's now turning into like, you know, he's got an oven mitt, he's cooking, you know what I mean? They make 'em too, you know what I mean? King Kong has a boxing glove. - Yeah. - Yeah, they're like Matthew Broderick. - Like my wife's there just 'cause a big fan. - Yeah, I did. - And when they appear up, the audience applause, like he's our hero. (imitates gunfire) - But Godzilla minus one is a much easier. - I haven't seen it. - Yeah, yeah, subtitled, but yeah. George your board? - No, I'm just. - Yeah, you seem like your board. - Just double check 'em though. - Yeah, you're just kind of drifting and looking around. - It's crazy to think that Godzilla gets in the water 'cause you never see him in the water. - He's a water creature. - Oh really? - What are you talking about? - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're embarrassing me. - You know, when I see-- - Finding Nemo, why is it? - Why is he in the ocean? - Yeah, why is it clown fishing? - This is just take a. - I feel like hiking, you know what I mean? - Like fish don't have to, like it's a choice they make. - Exactly, you know what I mean? - Did you miss the first 20 minutes of every Godzilla film? - Yeah. - Ever? - I guess so, yeah. - Wait, parents should be in the water, parents. - Don't you think? - Yeah. - Wait, what are their movies were mentioned when we asked favorite movies you could watch all the time? You said-- - I said it enough. - Enough, that's right with J-Lo. That's a dance movie, right? - No, no, no, it's about domestic abuse. - Oh, okay. - You're kind of dancing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - We'll be right back. - Wait, do anybody say anything? Any like, this feels like a Marvel crew, right? I feel like people in here. - Right, Matrix, every time. - Wow. - The first Matrix-- - First Matrix, first verse. - Yeah, first verse. - Yeah, first verse, you would watch that over and over again. - You know, I saw the first Matrix, Braveheart, and Gladiator in the same week. - No. - About. - A story. - About seven years ago, which is-- - For the first date. - For the first-- - Wait. - It was missed out, but I've seen Shanghai Nights three times. So don't ask me-- - That's it's how I am way. - I'm old enough to know-- - Very good. - Being in LA, driving to the comedy store for my lot shift, and then-- - And seeing the fucking Matrix. - Oh, the poster coming out. - Cool. - And I remember going, "I wonder what that's about." - You know what I mean? - Mine blowing. - Doesn't look great. But then I went on saw it in a blue, you came up-- - I was around when Pulp Fiction came out. We saw it at the Man Chinese Theater. - Cool. - And I remember-- - I see it. - No one had seen it. - Yeah. - Weighted in the line. It was a new movie. - Wow. - And just watching it going, "Wow, that was an incredible thing I've ever seen." - It's not cool because how many times do you truly get moved by where you go in, whether with expectations or not, and you're just like, "I can't fucking believe." Jurassic Park, first time I saw that. I felt that. - Yeah, yeah. - Being like, "Oh, they did it." - They did it. - They did it. - I remember I went with my dad and his mom at the time. I think she was 96, she was up to 99, and thanks for bringing it up. And she-- - Best of peace. - Yeah, and she screams out the first time when he pulls Lord Dern's glasses and turns her face, and then she stands up. - That's a great scene. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a really good scene. - Yeah, and then you see the shot of all the dinosaurs. The first time you see dinosaurs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And that's when he's like, "They're moving her. They do moving." (laughing) - Yeah, and it's quiet, and my fucking grandma goes, "Fake." (laughing) - No. - Yeah, it was like the, not opening night, but like the next, like, that weekend. - How was she? - Mine boggled by the fucking. - Yeah, just jaded 96. - Yeah, I can be in there, done that. - Yeah. - At the puppet, it's a puppet, so. - Yeah, I remember me and R. Sheffyr waited eight hours to watch Lord of the Rings. That's how long I've known R.A. - Well, eight hours. - Yeah, for the first one. - Oh, you wait in line. - Lying. - And then I remember going, "I gotta go eat." So you wait in line for me. And we'd switch turns. - You're taking the shifts. - Yeah, yeah. We were kids then. - Wow. - Yeah. - That movie, yeah, this scene. - By the way, she still looks amazing. - Oh, she does, yeah, she's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We're a darn manate. - This is, yeah. - And she's looking. - She's looking at a green ball right now. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, right? - Yeah. - That's how hard I can do. - Yes. - She was just looking at a little tennis ball. - Look how real, like that. - It still holds up here. - It still holds up, yeah. - A shadow? - Yeah, yeah. - There's most moments the T-Rex shit is. Because the T-Rex, if you ever watch any of the making of, where like that was like an animatronic, like puppet more or less. And it was raining and they fucked up shooting it. - The music's great. Some of Sean Williams probably best work. - Yeah, yeah. - And her little outfit. (humming) - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. - It's a lot better if you do that song. (laughing) - And then this guy goes, wait, and then the grandpa, wherever he goes, he goes, "How did you do this?" He goes, "I'll show you." (laughing) - Yeah. - Yeah. - What's another movie that your mind boggled when you start? I'm gonna pat past that, but yeah, yeah. I'm gonna move on to that. - I really like it. - There were more Adam or it was what on. - Fifth element was really good. - Fifth element was pretty good, yeah. - Armageddon? - Yeah. - It wasn't great, but I liked the opera singing. - John Renaud, was it it, right? - Are you directed at it? - Yeah. - Yeah. - How about there's no Luke Passant? - Yes. - Luke Passant directed it, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Was it fun? - No. - Got to wait. - Is Avatar like that? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't think so. - Avatar like what? - The first movie. - Was it like what? - Mind blowing. - Like mind blowing. - Oh yeah. - I think it was yeah. - Oh yeah. - It was kind of mind blowing. - Oh yeah. I think I saw it four times in the theaters. - Yeah. - Just one more time than Shanghai nights. (laughing) - Really funny. Jackie Chan was. - Yeah. - So funny. Rumble the Bronx. That's another one I remember being. - That's one. - It was fucking kidding me. How could we never, Tom Cruise might be the closest thing white people have to a guy that does his own stunts and truly probably should not still be here. I mean, I just watched the newest mission possible and I was like, did you like it? I loved it. I love all of them. - I loved it too. A lot of people didn't like it. You didn't like it. - I didn't like the last one, but I loved the ones. - I actually had body tingles. - Dude, the plane, he's fighting people while flying a plane. - That's the story was not the best. How are they supposed to be? - Yeah, yeah. - The stories are, I mean, you're right. You're right. - I prefer to wait until this point. You're following for the story. - Yes, you were. - Yeah, you're right. - No, it resonated with me. - The AI? - Yeah, I liked it. - I mean, it was a old school movie magic moment when I was watching it. - Yeah. - I was turning, I don't know who I thought was. I turned it on and I go, this is great. - But you are right, G, because the story was good for the first three or four and then Tom was just like, let me give a guy a foot job, Jamie style in the moon. You're like, what? - Yeah. - That's gay. - I just saw one battle after, keep going. - I just saw one fight. - It was really, really good. - Right, haven't seen it. - How is that possible? - You're the movie guy. - I know. - It's so good. - But you'll see it in a few years. - By the way, do you think people would watch this as a movie review show where we just go, have you seen it? Yeah, how was it? - Loved it. - Have you seen it? - No, I want you though. (laughing) - We should pilot this. - We don't do this around, or at least, I don't know, an hour and a half. - Well, you wanna go into detail though? We go into detail. - Yeah, yeah. - Let's go. What movie? - The Goonies. - What else? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Goonies is good though. - It's a good movie. - Yeah, it's good. - It's good, it's good. - It's a good movie. - Interstellar, go. - Yeah. - It's gonna be honest, my honest riff with the intersolar, I just don't understand it. - Yeah. - I don't know about time and riff time, or like-- - Is that my content? - It's like, hey, Amat Damon and everyone. - Everyone. - Yeah, I-- - Beautifully directed. - Yeah. - Was it, or was it not even direct? Maybe he just was like, just go out and just-- - Yeah, all right. - The name itself is confusing. - Totally, yeah. - Like, what is it? - I used to watch Christopher Nolan go to the, 'cause he lived on, when he lived on Beachwood River and he would be around-- - Would you go to that little market? - That market, yeah, yeah. - That little market. - He would go to-- - Oh, no way. - And I've always wanted it. Like, he would be sitting there with his kid eating. And I-- - Where did the guy go? - He was. - Yeah, I really like Dark Knight. - It'd be a fan. - Yeah, you know what I mean? - Why not? - Yeah, you know, Memento is life-changing. (laughs) I really like your work. - Security? - Yeah, yeah. - But you can't. - No, you can't. - No, you can't. - I feel like you could, no? - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - With Michael Bayer tight now. - Yeah, but that's the-- - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah, but Tarantino, like, I've run into him a couple of times. - Yeah. - And I've wanted to really just go, listen, your movies are just, have been such a big part of my life and it's like-- - I did. - It's all to him? - Yes. In Main Room of the Comedy Store, I packed Saturday night, hot crowd, and after a joke, you know, last kind of died down, and then one guy just goes, (laughs) and I go, Jesus Christ, if you could not do that again, that'd be awesome. And then I like roast a little bit more. And then I go, I go, actually, who is it? I would love to see the face that's attached to that laugh. (laughs) And he just doesn't say anything back. And then I go, yeah, I was expecting a follow-up. I go, it's all right, man, it's tough to be outside. And then I go back into my set, and then I get off and Emily comes over. Emily, the foreword, she was booking the store, and she goes, you know what I was, you were talking to? I go, what do you mean? She was the guy with the crazy laugh. I go, oh, yeah, that guy was funny. And she goes, it's Quentin Tarantino. (gasps) What? I go, is he still here? She goes, yeah, he's laughing the whole time. You should do, say hi to him. So I walk over to him and I go, hey man, I just, he goes, oh my God, oh my God, you, oh. Hey, it's so funny. Are you gonna get in the way? Whichever beer? He's in the way. He's nice, yeah. So we go out to patio, about an hour and a half, beer. Couple beers, shooting the shit. He's asking a lot of Comedy Store questions. Just comedy questions in general. And then a few of the comics came around.
a little circle, people were trying to take pictures, wasn't really into it. And then some kid had a munchies box company. And he came up with a box of munchies. And he was like, Quentin, I'd love to give this to you. And he's like, "Oh, let me take boxes and stuff." (mumbles) And then I go, "I'll hold it for you." He's like, "Oh, you'll hold it for me." And then we're sitting there, and we have a few more beers, and then he was like, "Don't you say it? Don't you fucking say it, don't you, San Antonio. Don't you say it." - You don't do that anymore. - And then he go. (laughing) - He's not even paying attention. - He's trying to find a photo. - Anyway, so then Quentin smokes a little jay, and then goes, and he's about to leave, and he goes, "You just got that munchy box that you were holding on to for me." And I go, "Yeah, I'd take it out." And he goes, "This is gonna come in handy later." And then he goes, (laughing) But I asked him a few questions about "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," because probably only, I want to say two. That's one of my favorites. That ending scene with Brad Pitt, and-- - It's one of the greatest scenes. - It's one of the best scenes. - It's so fun. - Oh, laugh, it's violent. When he's like, and he's like, he's like, "What's your name, like a Rex?" And he goes, "Shoot 'em text." Or, no, he goes, "It was something like a Rex." And he goes, "I'm the devil." And he goes, "Nah, it's something stupider than that." (laughing) And he goes, "Shoot 'em text." And he goes, "Yeah, text." And then, oh my God, that's seen. So I asked him a couple of questions about Brad Pitt, and I was like, "I don't know a man, did he?" I go, "He's a lot funnier." I think he gets credit for it, "Did he improvise in that?" And he goes, "Oh, you're gonna let Brad do it even." What, do you remember? Obviously, I read the movie, it's scripted there, but Brad, I mean, yeah, if Brad says "I'm, I go fucking do it." Like, do what you want. - Wow. - And he was like, so I was like, so Brad Pitt improvised in that movie. He's like, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah." It's a young me with him. - Well, oh my God, is that a fedora? - Yeah, I was wearing fedora. Anyway, crazy. - But, like, the store, there's so many, I mean-- - Is that the one that comes because you work there as a door person? Is there anyone that comes in and you're like, "Holy shit, they're here?" - Who are the regular celebrities there? - Well, I got really, this is just a fangirl moment, but when Sam Rale was there, I really like Sam. - Yep, like-- - Okay, comedian, okay, hey. (laughing) - It's like, hey, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What, you met him here? - I know. - Sam is great. - You know, I got really sent, - Oh, that's a Mitchell, I'm a singer. - I love finesse, but I'm just saying, yeah. - I met Dino Ray. - He got a regular, a 101. - Yeah, his clothing. - Look, we're talking about great comedians, but we're talking about scar. - We're talking about scar. - No one comedians, too. - Okay, okay, okay. - Do you guys know Martin Lawrence? - Yes, yeah, yeah, he plays, every night. - Yeah, every night. - Every night. - Yeah, every night. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Somebody that doesn't play there, that never goes there. - Every example. - Yeah, I saw Jim Carrey there once. I saw Robin Williams in the OR. I saw fucking, Brian McKnight, which was very good. Shit, who else? Dennis Quaid, one to see Brent Martin. - I met Leo and Toby McGuire in the parking lot of the fucking-- - I mean, come on, that's wild. - They went there, yeah. - Yeah, this is-- - Yeah, they were there, yeah. - Oh, Rihanna. - There we go. - Big one, that's a good one. - Yeah, Rihanna. - Yeah, Rihanna. - Dean Del Rey. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, Rihanna, me. - Yeah, Dean Del Rey found it. - And Lizzo, I saw Lizzo. - Cool, okay, yeah, we saw Lizzo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So it brings that. - Well, because her boyfriend does stand up. - Yes. - And he was going up in the belly room and she went, "Yeah?" - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, no, Rihanna. - So that's it, huh? - And who's the Scottish guy? That's a little bit older. And he did a lot of movies with Catherine Heigel, you know. - Oh, not Gerard Depardieu. - Gerard Butler. - No, Gerard Butler. - Yes. - Well, Jerry, Jerry's there. He's a big comedy fan. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's always there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, so that's-- - I love him. - He's cool. - He's the best. - You call him Jerry? - Well, he said that, I tell him calling that. - Do you call him that? - Yeah. (laughs) - I do. - Okay. - Yeah, I do call him that. Yeah. Is that wrong? - Jerry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, that's right. - It's not jihad. - Some people go, "You can call me Bob." I let people, some people call me that. - Yeah, you call me Bob? - I have, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you call me Bob, it'd be weird. - I would be feel weird to call you Bob. - Okay, good. - I don't really see you as a Bob. - Yeah, thank you. - Bobo. - Bobo. - Yeah, Bobo, yeah, yeah, booby. - Go check out Adam Ray. - AdamRayKami.com, "The Who Is Me" theater tour. It's a live and cooking. And then, you know, again, we have no more Dr. Phil's in the States. We have a few in Canada next year in Australia, but that's it. - Oh, I just used Jen Espinol for my-- - She told me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Awesome. - What a great lady. - For your-- - My special, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, wait, she showed me a picture. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. - She's so great. - I'm so good. I can't wait to see that. - Oh, yeah, with the picture. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She did you too. - Yeah. - She did me. - Or she, Jen Espinol, is a legend and dumb, and changed my life, you know? - She's a legend. The story she was talking about. - Yeah. - Talking about Matt TV. - Well, Bobo, think about the impact you've had on my life before we close this out. So, stand up wise for sure, right? But then, like, you know, you put in a good word with David Solzman to get the Matt TV CW reboot. - Yeah, I have my friends. - But guess what? Then, that's how-- - Yeah, I have my friends. - Yeah, the show was bad. And it should have been on CW, but I met Jen and then go, hey, during the COVID, you wanna do some character stuff? And then, you know, change my life. - Yeah, yeah. - So, thank you. - Hi, May. - Yeah. - Yeah, that cast. - Let's not forget this. - Yeah. - What are you doing, Sam Maria? - No, I figured it out. - Look at that cast, Ed. - She's close. - Yeah. - What do they do to my Facebook? - A mirror, K. - Yeah, it's a mirror. Yeah. - Is that Chappelle? - No. (laughs) - Lacey? - Chappelle, Lacey. - Jeremy Howard. - Jeremy Howard. - Jeremy Howard. - Yeah. - Fantastic. - That's not crazy. We all, do we thought we were like, here we go. - I know. - No. - Bringing back Mad TV. The institution and the name alone were like five seasons, minimum, dude. - For real? - And then I walked out of the first table read being like, and the first table read, by the way, was incredible. - Yeah. - And then they slowly fucking put the handcuffs on the writers and I go, ooh, you can say that on CW and go, then what are we doing? And they're like, and standards and practices. You can't say that. - But you can say this. You can do a sketch, you can do this kind of sketch. You're like, that's incredible. I would forget that that was the thing. - You and I, coming back, we did some funny shit. - Yeah, I mean, like yeah. - You find ways around it, but like, it wasn't what, and what you guys were doing, you know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Anyway, um, check out Adam, go to his show. - Adam, make a count down. - I'll show the boat. - Come check out, start on the boat. - Workaholic boat. - Workaholic boat. - All right, bye guys, bye guys. 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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
A new Caramel Apple 5-hour Energy shot is launched as a sugar-free, fall-inspired treat with crisp apple and buttery caramel flavors.
The product is exclusively available online for a limited time via 5hourenergy.com or Amazon.
The commercial promotes "follows back," emphasizing that sugary fall treats are now available without sugar.
A segment features comedic character impressions, including political figures and celebrities, highlighting humor and improvisational skills.
The conversation touches on personal experiences, including a missed wedding due to a road gig commitment, illustrating balance between loyalty and personal obligations.
There's a discussion on comedy industry dynamics, including jealousy, jealousy in stand-up, and the impact of viral content.
A story is shared about a mentorship moment with Bobby Lee, leading to a long-term professional relationship in stand-up comedy.
The ad concludes with a promotion for Shopify, featuring an AI assistant tool to help entrepreneurs launch and manage online stores.
Summary:
A promotional video introduces a new sugar-free Caramel Apple 5-hour Energy shot, designed to deliver a sweet, tart apple flavor with a smooth caramel finish. com or Amazon. The ad emphasizes its sugar-free nature and ties it to a broader theme of "following back" — offering similar fall flavors without sugar.
The content seamlessly transitions into a humorous segment featuring comedic character impressions, including political figures and celebrities, demonstrating the hosts' improvisational skills. These segments are interwoven with personal anecdotes, such as skipping a friend’s wedding to prioritize a comedy road gig, highlighting the emotional weight of professional commitments. The segment also explores industry dynamics, including jealousy among comedians and the influence of viral content.
A key story focuses on a mentorship with Bobby Lee, which led to a lasting professional relationship. The video ends with a promotion for Shopify, where the hosts advocate for an AI-powered store builder to help entrepreneurs launch online stores, particularly before major shopping events like Black Friday. The overall tone blends humor, personal storytelling, and practical advice, creating an engaging mix of entertainment and lifestyle content.
FAQs
It's a sugar-free, fall-inspired energy shot that combines sweet and tart apple flavors with a smooth buttery caramel finish for a refreshing taste.
It's only available online for a limited time at 5hourenergy.com or on Amazon.
No, it's sugar-free, offering a sweet and tart apple flavor with a caramel finish without added sugar.
It delivers a crisp apple bite followed by a smooth, buttery caramel coating, mimicking the taste of fall orchard treats.
Yes, it's available for a limited time with a special 'follows back' campaign, meaning sugary fall treats are also available without sugar.
Yes, it's a seasonal fall treat released when leaves and pumpkins are out, aligning with the autumn season.
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