Adam Carolla GOES OFF on LA’s Heat Wave & Tennessee’s BOTCHED DEI Execution! w/ Mike Dawson

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From Corolla One studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla show. Today, we'll do the news with me, Mike Dawson, and now Adam Corolla. All right, well, back by five player demand. Awesome Dawson is in the studio. Now, we got a lot of stuff every once in a while. We're just going to hit my list of stuff that builds up and stuff I want to complain about and get into. And today's one of those days. It's an extensive list ever growing. It grows and I don't get to all of it. A lot of the time. So now I'll get to it. First, it's very hot here in Los Angeles, which is fine. I hate it. It also makes me realize I say all the time there is no car and no civilization that lives near the equator that manufactures an automobile. That can't be a coincidence. Germany, even in LA or sorry, even in the United States. We pick Dearborn, Michigan, coldest place around to build to put huge factories and build cars. You keep in the heat. People don't get shit done. So I'm starting to realize you find me a car that is built near the equator. You cannot do it. They're all away from the equator. I checked it out. I can't think of one. Now, we will outsource our shit to places like Mexico and tell them to build our cars or Volkswagen will, but they don't build their own car. There's nothing. There's no rocket program. There's no jets made. There's no Sahara Motor Company. No, there probably is, but that's probably out of flim. The point is, even like the Doosenbergs and stuff, because we were in Indiana, I think Doosenberg was. Anyway, so it's hot, but I have to, now I can see the freeway sign. And by the way, when I say hot, it's 95 to 100 degrees, which is hot, but it's where we live. You're used to it. You live here. Again, a slight depression always comes over me because of growing up in a garage and on a service porch and no air conditioning ever and just sweltering in the heat. And this thing about all the nights that I just went, I literally, literally tossing and turning like all night, just fluffing the pillow and trying and trying never, never getting cool. And what makes it worse is we had a stretch of like 10 days where the weather was low. So I was out of town. But yes, all right. So, but then I see the freeway sign and the freeway sign says excessive heat, stay cool. Stay safe. And it's like, okay, first off, you don't need to tell dogs when it's hot. Dogs will go find some shade or find some grass. Like when I used to walk Phil, Phil was a big black beast. And he also walked like like people wakeboard, you know, like he pull, you know, he was always, he was never just walking along the side of you. He was working like that move. We do a water ski jump and you pull in right at the end of that. That's how you, that's how you would walk Phil. He just he pulled diagonally and this. And then at some point, he would come up to a patch of grass in the shade and wet and he just go. And he just laid out, right. And then you stood next to him watching him breathe. And then at some point, you'd be like, all right, Phil, let's go. And he's like, no, I'm not doing anything. I got to get my core down, bro. And whatever that is, whatever that time is, like if you ever leave your car and you leave your phone on the dash, your car, and it overheats. And then at some point, you take the phone and you go, oh, it's overheated. It's not going to open. And then someone to go, when can you open the phone? And the answer is, I don't know when the phone's done being hot. I don't know what that time period is. That's when Phil will move, Phil will move again when Phil feels like Phil's core is down sufficiently. And then we can walk. You can, you can pull on the leash and do whatever you want. Just like, good luck. And then at some point, he just get to an intersection. And he just stop. And you go, now, now we're done. And you go, come on, just go through to daring us this house or something. Yeah, I'm going to turn around. And so cool down is what they put on the side. You know, tie it outside. Cool. Also is an excessive term. Yes, yes, it is. Everything's danger. But here's what I'm saying. And I've yelled about these signs. Again, I just got back from Colorado. Colorado, they put stuff on the sign. Like stuff you can use. They don't put anything you can use. But what it, what they do. And it's what fucking makes me angry. Again, here's something to look for Andrew. What hypothetically, what amount of freeway accidents, freeway accidents to me are rear ends and lane changes. That's pretty much the only, it's only rear ending lane changes. Okay, late rear ending, you have two tail lights. And then as mandated by DOT, a third upper tail light because they figured out. And like 1986 that if you took a third red light and you moved it higher than 36 inches off the ground or whatever you moved it up, it cut down, it just cut down rear endings like 44%. Right. Just just being up high enough, you could see the other ones, but something about being up high, some of those lights flash as well. They strobe, they strobe. So we are working on the rear ending, the strobing lights and big, big rear lights now. And cars, you know, making noises. We do nothing for, for changing lanes. We have nobody, nobody signals, nobody signals. And then you can just put it on the sign and then people could signal. And then we cut down, I bet you, if we lived in a world where everyone judiciously signaled also signaling signals you like, oh, I'm changing lanes and I can see this person's changing lanes. I bet we would cut down on freeway accidents like 25% if everyone just used their fucking signal. It'd be impactful. It would be a huge impactful thing. And they'll never put on a sign and nobody will fucking do it and nobody will say a word about it. But we'll have to lock the slow for the cone zone or we got to keep cool, keep safe. It's always like, keep safe, keep cool. We know what children to them. I know, but we don't know to seek shade. Right. But here's the thing. I was talking to Dr. Dero and I said, what if you were in charge of these signs, all of these freeway signs and somebody said, look, here's your mission. Because this is what it sounds like. It sounds like this is what they're doing. You cannot, you cannot put forth any useful information that anybody in this society or this public of this city is going to use. You can't do it. That's the rule. On the other hand, I know what you're thinking. I'll just keep them blank. No, no, you can't do that. We have to use, you're the rules. You have to use the sign. You have to use it. You can't just go blank. If you go blank, people go like, hey, what's going on to sign? How come we're not using these multi million dollars? You must not let it go black. It can't be blank. You have to put something on it every day. But it cannot be useful in any way, shape or form. It cannot save a life. It cannot help anybody. It cannot speed traffic along. It can't inform. It's nothing, but this. That's what you would do. You would go, it's hot outside. Like you'd wake up in the morning, go, I got a good useful, non-useful thing that's not going to get us busted for you want to put some on the side, but it's warm. Oh, no, it's hot. It's extreme. Okay, write that down. Write extreme heat and then slow and safe. safe, something safe. Okay, good. Done. And that's it. And that's all they do. Slow down in a traffic with the worst traffic city with the worst traffic in the world and then keep cool. Yeah, keep it cool. What if they did something, I mean, since they're not really doing anything to give you traffic tips anyway, what if they did something totally out of the box and said, "Retire well. Start a set by R.A." Anything. I joke about it sometimes in my Santa Pack, what if they just wrote floss? You just floss, seriously. You look at floss. I'd have fucking think they floss it. So you think they're the reminder. Yes. All right. So there's that. There's also approximately 9 to 10 of all motor vehicle accidents nationwide are caused by unsafe and proper lane changes. Right. But I'm not into 10% so the other 90 is probably rerending. It's no, no. Hold on, Dawson. For first off, he's saying nationwide. So that does not mean California packed freeways. It means highways and shit like that. So it's going to be a lot fucking higher for traffic to LA 405, 10 freeways than the national 9 to 10%. I'll agree with that. Right. Now, even if it's just 10%, that's so fucking impactful. It says it's less. No. Official state traffic data does not isolate a signal, precise statewide percentage, specifically California freeway, accidentally caused by changing lanes. But national and regional studies estimate that improper unsafe changes cause roughly 7 to 10 or 9% motor vehicle crashes. Well, isn't it? I disagreeing with itself. No, this is there's no study for California. Yeah. Yeah. I know where would there be? We have the worst traffic in the world. But anyway, it's I'm going to say 15 to 20% easily of accidents are caused because people don't signal and they don't know what's going on and they're banging and whatever. Anyway, we could do it. We could just put it on the side. What we have to do in LA is you have to turn your signal on five, six seconds before I do this. Oh, yeah. Before I change lanes so that everybody around me has everybody's got to see that I'm moving in. Right. Now, also, we'll get into it in the news. But the woman who survived or two attempts at death, the inmate, a couple, I got a couple thoughts. One is looking for on the list. One is this and it's not my point. It's Dennis Pregor's point, but it's true. Next time someone makes you an argument with you about capital punishment, you know, like, how's about, oh, it's not right to kill these people or whatever it is. It's fine to kill these people, but it's not right to kill these people. These people oftentimes because they have life with no parole and they had, then they're insane, kill other prisoners. Sure. So this bitch tried to kill another prisoner five years after she got put in jail. If you just fucking kill her, then the other person that's in there for tax evasion doesn't try. Imagine if you're just in prison, by the way, they go, here's your new roommate. She's a chick who killed a teenage girl and busted off piece of her skull and likes to show it around and carved a pentagram in her chest with a pen knife. And you go, that's my new roommate. I was in here for Martha Stewart's lawyer. This guy I'm using. That's my roommate. He, I mean, it's got to be pretty. I mean, you go, all right, you don't feel sorry for people in prison, but there are people in there for a drug, you know, lower level drug things and tax of it, you know, Wesley Snipes was in prison. He'd pay his taxes. Now, I'm sure he's in his own, whatever. But the point is, is you want fucking stone-cold killers, the commissidal maniac. There's no chance of ever getting, seeing why not just kill again is what I'm saying. Like, what's the, what are you going to get more prison? Most of the people who are totally against the death penalty would be 100% for it if something like this happened to a member of their family. So it's another probably, probably, but you never know with these posties, they sometimes apologize to them, whatever person killed, they're whatever, she's a person of color, you know, but so I was up on stage in Colorado and I started, this was just kind of on my mind. So we tried to inject her twice and it didn't work. Right. And so we tried two attempts at lethal injection. Now, I went and looked it up first off. The lethal injection thinks it's a big fucking issue. It's politicized. Doctors won't ship the stuff, pharmacies won't, the manufacturer doesn't want to, you know, it all got politicized, right? And it doesn't work as we see some of the times and it's real complicated and people fuck it up. You know, it always works 1,000% of the time hanging. We used to hang people and it always worked. If you do it right, yes. Yeah. Well, even if you do it wrong, you just let them, let them expire. They did it wrong for a long time until they could figure out the exact trajectory, the length you're hanging works every time, Dawson. Thank you for providing us that thing where it didn't work. Shit. None the point. Go ahead. Thank you. Go ahead. All right. I, I, okay. Do you, if you ever met so well, I mean, if you said firing squad, I wouldn't have anything to say. And yes, hanging work. Okay. Since 500 years ago, all right, moving on, moving on. I'm saying even if hanging doesn't work, you can let the person just hang there and tell fucking crow eats them or they expire. You know, it's like, I don't, maybe they didn't die instantly. I don't better yet. That's true. They're not going anywhere as like a fan of Dan Carlin's hardcore history does a whole thing on capital punishment and the death sentence and how it's infotainment back in the day. And hanging was done wrong. How did they do it wrong? They either the guy didn't drop far enough. So it didn't crack his neck. You just, hey, you just hang there and suffocate. Yeah. It's a, yes. Well, you're, you die. This person's a lot. It's supposed to be an immediate death as well. I know. But we have decided as a society to kill somebody. We've already crossed a Rubicon into whatever cruel and unusual, which goes back to the chick who is now two doses of a lethal death injection down and still not dead. She's on a ventilator that we're paying for and getting around the clock service that we're paying for in an ICU. All right, hanging works. I can go to the home depot and for under 150 bucks, get enough shit to hang your ass. Yeah. I'm rope included. I'll do a platform. And by the way, I'm not even going to make it out of four by what if it breaks it? Oh, you're injured. You know, like, I'll do it out of two by fours. I'll do it out three three quarter CDX. Why? You just lag bolts. What are you doing? The ceiling. I'm, I'm not, I'm going to make a free stand and hanging stand. I'm not going to the ceiling. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to put a four by post over the top and loop it over the top. I mean, I have to look online and figure it out. And I think we need, you know, the, the mount of fall or something. I got to figure out. But I'll do the hatch. I, I, I'll do the whole thing for under 200 that labor included. So it works. If you never see anyone walking around, like you're going to go, what happens? You cut yourself shaving? No, no, they tried to hang me. So then I was thinking about it. And I thought, you know, hanging works so well that even, it even works on guys that are just trying to beat off. All Chuck wanted to do was beat off. Yeah. And God rest his soul. All right, don't put info in the middle of the punchline. But anyway, yes, yes, it works so well that the guy from in excess is hung himself in the, all he was trying to do is rub one out, building a functional full scale. That's a guillotine guillotine that slices the head off. That also works 100% of the time. Yeah, that works well. Yeah, it's a little traumatizing to the kids, I guess. But yeah, guillotine, I don't know where you get the guillotine blade. But I could, I could work all this out. The point is is hanging works 100% of the time. And it's cheap. And we used to do it. And I've no fucking idea why we're getting into this. But I also realize it's kind of a metaphor, which is to say first society. Okay, so we used to have a society and shit work. Like it was like grandpa knew what he was doing, you know what I mean? Like grandma, they knew no one was fat, no one was miserable, no one was on the spectrum, no one was whatever my dad could do anything. No one was transitioning. Everyone wasn't fucking nuts. And on some sort of pharmaceuticals, like we things work. And so we wanted to kill someone. We hung them. It worked. And then we saw, no, it's too inhumane. It's not working. You're not being fair. And we ended up fucking it up. It doesn't work. It's not efficient. It costs a shitload of money. more. And the person we're trying to help, we're not really helping those people because they're telling all these fucking horror stories about it. So I don't know, we just hang people, turn the page, move the fuck on, and we need to get back with that about a minute. Like here's what I'm saying, the lethal injection, if you followed it from what we used to do hanging or firing squads or whatever, it'd be basically the same thing that happened to our educational system. Like it used to just be school house, discipline, one woman stood there and fucking, you were mouthing off, she'd smack your fingers with a ruler and everyone fucking letters these guys wrote during the Civil War sound, they sounded like poets. They were educated, yes, they were educated, except for there were 17. Exactly. Right. All right. So that the same thing that we did with the, now every now we got the fucking pride flag in there and the kids are out marching for Hamas and none of the black kids in Chicago read at grade level, it's all fucking union, it's all one big soft fucked up mess. And it's really the injection, the humane injection, lethal injections, it's really kind of the same thing metaphorically. It's us trying, this is progress, it's not progress, sit in the fucking class, learn to read, get smacked with a ruler if you start mouthing off. It wasn't broken. It's hanging wasn't broken. I agree to fix it. It's the same in another way too with the Department of Education and the death penalty is it used to cost nothing round the amount of money. Oh my god. Out ratios, you know, it's the cost reward is way out of whack and it makes me curious, were the people who were anti death penalty or the people for a more humane death lobbyist for the pharmaceutical company because how much money does those do those doses cost? And who, well, I'm sure they ain't free, but they use them, you know, once every bullet way. That's right. They need truckers strung out on pain meds. That's what keeps the lights on over there. I've often said you should be able, like, you know, my mom donated her body to UCLA. She didn't go Neptune. No, this is free. Neptune was 80 bucks. Are you kidding? The Neptune society ain't free. It costs something. Right. Okay. Now, but you got to get in early, like my grandparents did. It was like probably 30 bucks for them. What is the Neptune society charge now? But you donate your body. You know, I told you this awesome because it's a joke that makes the audience very sad when I would say my mom donated her body to UCLA medical and then it was my stepdad that told me that. I didn't know where she was because we didn't do anything. You know, she's gone, you know. So then the joke is she donated her body, but what she did. And then I said, what were they studying? Mother's never loved their sons. And then the audience goes, all right, I feel bad. But it's funny to me. So she any idea what they did with their body? Is there a new way to find out? I mean, you obviously they're not going to reach out to you. They're going to reach out of the stepdad. But does he know you they cut your body up and study whatever. I mean, you know, when you're in a medical student, you get a good average assigned to you. Okay. I guess God helped the one of my mom assigned to him. Between 1,500 and 1,500 is a base plan for the Neptune society. Yeah, my grandparents did it for like 50 bucks back in the day. Now, my dad, I don't know what his story was. I don't know if he was in the Neptune society. Whatever's cheapest, I think we'll go for it. But what do you think about this? What about donating your body, but getting paid in advance after you die for stunt work? Like, you know, when you watch the fugitive and you see Harrison Ford's like, I'm going to jump off of this damn. And you see the thing falling. It's clearly just a dummy. It looks so fake. They could take cadavers, even if they're well expired, put a bunch of makeup on them, fill them with some fake blood, throw them off the thing. Yeah, I keep them fresh. I got a fresh man, per mount collects the body. What if they don't get it on the first take? Well, okay, I need some reshoots. You know what? First off, for 1,700 bucks, you get what you get. If you can't get it in the first take, you know, if you can't get that guy falls into the helicopter blades or whatever it is and you want it to look really realistic, you know, or again, you don't know how many shitty 70s movies I've seen where the guy's supposed to jump off a bridge. And it's clearly just a dummy, right? You can tell it's a dummy. Yes, absolutely. I wonder. We should take it. By the way, or if it's a, if it's a, if it's a human, if it's a stunt man, the guy's falling and then always somehow disappears behind a pile of boxes or something, he's hitting an air mattress. Let him hit the ground. Yes. Let's watch him hit the ground. I'm curious. God, the percentage, I think, would be really big of people who would take this deal. I'm on the fence about it. You know, what would get you into stunt work? God. I got five grand cash right now. I'm thinking five is my baseline. I'd like 10, but I'll go five. Yeah. Check. I'm not sure if you passed a physical. So that money's off the table. Oh, I mean, they got to draw a line somewhere. You know what I mean? Like we're not that weird. That's me. All right. How much, Chuck? Two grand. Two grand. Again, it's two grand in your pocket. It's got the tax free. Right now, that's in your pocket. Who the fuck knows? You know, you may expire 70 years from now. You know, but right now, you got that two grand. This is how we bring Hollywood back. That's not too bad. Now, I wonder if there's a little bit of a bump. If you're going to be doing nudity. Yeah. Like there's going to be. I'm not saying gay sacks. I'm saying it's a situation where people like strip down on an island or something and then the explosion and, you know, you're going to double, double, double, double. Andrew, your families are far too affluent for you to even, you know, we'd have to really back up. I can't bring shame on my family. Yeah. That's double. No. No. But there'd be, you know, Dawson, five would be the base. I'd be the base. What would be the nudity bump? Uh, it's, you know, another 25, seven, five hundred, seven, five hundred. Yeah. Chuck, what do you need? Did another grand for nudity? Yeah, and a prosthetic dick. Oh, well, yeah. All right. But that's on you. I literally, you can spend, you're going to have to, you know, you have to make that clear in your wishes. Obviously, you're not going to die of the fake dick on, I mean, you might be wearing it, but it just be a wild coincidence, especially like if it's a car wreck or something, you know, so all right. So you go to prosthetic hog. And again, you'd have to pull your shirt in next to kin or like someone you really trust or, you know, the person, when you're filling out medical paper and they go, here's who to contact, that's the person you'd want to put the prosthetic hog on before the nude scene in the stunt work. Correct. Okay. All right. All right. So let's see, there's this story. It makes me nuts. It makes me nuts, Dawson, because I have this, I have, I have moments. I've told you had moments where I, I just sort of pause and I stopped and I go, oh, bad sign. And then I always will call doctors through that dango. Here's what happened. And then he'll always go, that doesn't sound like that much. And I'll go, it meant something to me. It meant we've crossed the Rubicon. We've gone into some territory. And as we know, as I've learned, those are the times to pay attention, pay attention. So I told you that one of my wife's kooky friends, who's nice enough, well, I don't know, was it 10 years ago that Matt Damon got into, got into trouble. And, you know, saying about Weinstein, and all that, and Al Franken and whatever. And I was like, yeah, man, that's nuts. Why are we mad at Matt Damon? She just went, Matt Damon, just shut up. Just shut up, Matt Damon. I'm like, uh-oh, we've lost it. You're an educated middle age woman. And you don't know your plan as Matt Damon should shut up. Yep. No nuance. I mean, we've lost our ability to think. Yes. Now you have lost your ability to think. And I always say to Drew, I'll go, we just had another Matt Damon shut up moment. So this is one, this is a woman who runs a business, a restaurant. She's Hispanic. She's going to speak in Spanish. And she's going to go out and confront another woman who's setting up a taco stand in front of her business. And she's going to say, uh, Hey, man, I got insurance and employees and a mortgage. What are you doing? And by the way, it's a news story. These stories now are, okay, I don't know how much we need to eat. I've never had a situation where I'm like, Hey, man, what are we going to do? I don't know. I feel that like Andrew goes on Taco Bell runs and I don't go where what? No, I can't miss. You're going to be gone for weeks. Yeah, why are you going to the fucking street? Yeah, street tacos, street tacos. Like I feel like there's food everywhere all the time. And then you go, well, the street taco, I mean, yeah, maybe it's a buck cheaper, buck 50 cheaper. I mean, it's not free. No, actually, go ahead. I don't know. It's, I don't think it's probably that cheap. They're approaching restaurant prices. Right. So in a world which is our society. So Los Angeles, probably and California have more rules and regulations than any other place. And I will go ahead and say in history because no, no one has ever beat us. No one's come before us. No, it's not like the Aztecs had more red tape than we did, you know? So we let people just cook food on the street. And by the way, these tents lined up for blocks now, I don't know who's doing all the eating and they're in front of malls that have restaurants in them. And those restaurants, I mean, they're coming in and they're measuring the temperature of the mayonnaise with a thermometer that you have to get a grade. You get a grade, you know, ABC, whatever, you have to display it. You wouldn't, I mean, they've all been sued a million times by the Americans with disabilities acts because the towel bar, the grab bar was loose and the shitter, you know what I mean? And they get sued. Mark Gargos has a restaurant. He got sued. You know, everyone gets sued. These guys, nothing, no inspector, no liability, no lawyers, no, no nothing. No recourse to you. And we just have decided to not regulate this at all. And now you're fucking up the brown people that own the Mexican restaurant, okay. But she goes out and she films with her camera and she speaks down and goes, hey, how about my business? What are you guys doing here? And then, of course, the little brown woman, illegal for Mexico who selling the tacos and filming her back. But here's, they just shut up and met Damon moment. It's how this was perceived by the audience that saw it. So let's, let's watch this. And this is why we're doomed, ultimately. California residents again, back a illegal business over a legal business. The woman in the video, she could be heard saying that taco stands, heard businesses in her community. And then the confrontation got uglier. She started calling the street vendors illegal criminals and then threatened to call ice. And then ugly got accurate. We need a transcript. It'll go. And then, we need a transcript. And it was 25 bucks. And then, some guy just across the street. He's got a fucking hose in a pocket. And there's no fucking no building. And there's nothing. He goes, "I'll sell 'em for five." Yeah. Would you walk across the street and tell him, "Hey, man. You got to move on. You heard our business?" Or, "What if you just sold squeegies?" You just sold squeegies. You sold them from your air-conditioned store front. And there were 11 bucks a piece. And the guy had a fucking box of squeegies. He was going, "Front of your business." And just sell the squeegies first at $7. Would that be cool? Put a Ricardo had to write this fucking letter. I have no idea what the fuck people are doing. About way too much time. And-- Too much time. Then this bitch, who was smart, just put his number there. Now, Ricardo can get harassed by the assholes. He's the general of that army. Right. And now, that army's turned on him. Right. Because they think it's her. All right, here are the guests. I hope you still saw you on the Internet being a disgrace. Turns out Francesca changed the phone number on her Google business listing to record those numbers. And now he's getting a lot of calls. Why would you do that? Because they were-- They've been harassment or they wouldn't stop calling. I'm getting calls from all around the United States. You're getting reporting there. It's crazy. It's crazy to think about that. It's not unfortunate. It's a consequence. Go back. Yeah, I want to hear it out. Maybe it's an unfortunate consequence. I'm getting calls from all around from the United States. Good. It's just very unfortunate. It's crazy. It's crazy to think about that somebody-- somebody can be that extremely vindictive and not want to own up to their actions. Francesca says she never meant to threaten anyone. This story is actually wild. So we have a legal immigrant likely from Mexico who confronts a-- We've crossed the Rubicon, everybody. This is shut up, Matt Damon. We have dumb dudes who think it's the small business owner's fault and then sit down and have enough time to create a, you know, a harshly worded document and send it to the person. And then when they get doxed, they're like, what's going on? No, it's a direct consequence of your actions. If not for you, then this would not happen. Yes. Yes. All right. So we are officially nuts. And we've lost-- we've lost the argument. I mean, LA is packed filled with these guys like this. And we're doomed. We have a whole bunch of dumb Mexicans in this town. And we are fucked, everybody. So if you have-- this is-- this guy is just shut up Matt Damon guy. And now these guys are voting. And that's where we are. So we shant recover as they said in spinal tap. All right. No, we're not going to fucking do stone age. You know, you know where you said you shant recover from this? No, not at the moment. You'll think of it. Yes. Would this one was recorded in doubly? Oh, you shant recover from that. All right. Now, I will play another bad son of the time times. We have-- yeah. OK. Let's see. Give me Robert De Niro. Because Robert De Niro, I get full 1,000% vindication. All right. Here's all I want. I want pure Ellen vindication. I told everyone she was a bitch a million years ago. And she danced and she did commercials. And she was on the muppets. And she was a darling. She was a darling. And I said she is a fucking evil bitch. I get early money on Rosie. O'Donnell as well. I knew someone to work for. She's the worst. That's when she was cutie-patuity. I said that I think De Niro might have a 10 cent head. But he never does interviews. And he never speaks. And we just assume he's a genius because of his ability to act. But just because he has great ability to act. I mean, it doesn't mean he doesn't have a 10 cent head. LeBron has amazing ability. And that's 10 cent head. And then I said, I'm lumpin' Bruce Spring Seen in with this group too. And I said all this 30 years ago. And everyone thought these guys were geniuses. And then they started talking. All right. So here's De Niro with the action committee. Oh, boy. At the steel election. The stealing. Is everything projection with these guys? Yes. 100%. 100%. There it is. When masked and armed, I stun stalk our polling places. What do we say to them? Keep your fucking hands off our vote. He's insane. And when that coward, that fucking piece of shit. He's dumb, guy. He tries to take our vote. and power away what do we tell him your fucking hands off our vote but your white people all right doing not very unhappy man I think they got the message no okay we've got a message and support we won't just send them a message we're gonna send them away all right that's just the idea the arm guards at the polling for so I'm not they're not gonna have any of that but then secondly nobody airports I've been through in the last five weeks nothing but armed guys walking around yeah I mean TSA pre clear stand-in line take your belt off it's all right I want to travel and I'm not a terrorist yeah so it's fine I'd like to vote and make sure that only citizens are voting yeah so you know it's interesting I forgot to tell you Andrew but there's a tape that's making around some money on theovancho and he's explaining to him what socialism is and it is interesting and I think I think you'll appreciate this so he he gives them well we'll just hear what he had to say but it was kind of interesting like a lot of this you know living in dignity and you know all this kind of shit I don't know what the fucking means platitudes and faith yeah but love it well we'll just play it will display him on I want to talk a little bit about socialism right because it's it's a buzzword right because socialism will you define socialism force because people say it a lot and don't know what it is and sometimes those people are me well I'm so happy to be with those people right now socialism to me to me it means that you will have whatever you need to live a dignified life and that it is the government's job to deliver on that all right so like Mike Lynch had to lose their family and grew up eating government cheese so is that living in dignity when like is government cheese providing dignity for the families that get the surplus cheese my dignity is is is relative I need a lot more than that for my dignity you need more than sharp chatter yeah yeah what do you need well I need extra sharp extra sharp first yeah I'm gonna need a car oh but not a no I'm actually I just want my truck paid for pay for your truck you want a camper shell or something maybe okay I'll consider it down I mean I won't have to work so much carrying loads of stuff if that was a thing is it undignified to work and provide for yourself is that undignified by the way good question government let's explore dignity you lose your dignity when the government pays for you now here's where you lose your dignity yeah I'll I'll break down the dignity chart for everybody now here's the thing but here's something interesting and Andrew you're gonna like this for some reason I said I've been thinking about I go you know what I want to look up the definition of the word dignity right and I went I looked it up I just put in definition or dignity and it gave me a for it it gave me Mandani answer right I was like that's not what dignity used to me they fucking changed it and then I went up old definition of dignity or prior whatever and that was that that's the one we need to use not the bullshit version of dignity so here's the thing everybody you meet somebody let's just do a dignity scale here right like you meet somebody and that and you go what are you into and they go I've got my own chain of businesses I have a lumber outlet or a tile store and I have 33 of them throughout the United States or whatever but you know provide pretty good make good living kids going to college it's not like that you go okay good okay sorry at the top then like the next one down is you meet a guy and you go what do you do and he goes I work for the post office you know and you go okay I know all right get up through it I've been with them 26 years a lot of walking okay all right but in the dignity rankings here you file them a little lower yeah then you meet the next guy and that but the guy worked with the post office they've got a little house and Sherman Oaks they bought it in the 80s or wipes of school teacher something then you got the next guy and he's like well I'm working at you know I work at Starbucks but I where do you live I live in a one bedroom apartment and outside of Pokemon you know you go okay down down the ladder little and then you got another guy and you're like where what are you doing well I'm kind of back in my folks place now because I got divorced and things I'm back at home you know I'm in my old room okay all right good now that guy's getting charity that guy's his parents have opened up the room right that guy right then you get lower you get like where where are you I'm living in government housing I'm getting snap I'm getting Medi-Cal Medicaid I'm getting all the freebies I don't do anything I do not provide my shelter I do not provide I get free transportation I can use the bus you know I get free snap I can eat a jacket that guy is the lowest dignity guy you're gonna talk to yes and you walk away from that guy going those fucking guys will lose their fucking loser there is no no part of your brain that goes well that guy's got more dignity than the guy has the 33 tile outlet stores or anything close to it and if you talk to the guy has the 33 stores itself tile you never go hey you got to meet my friend because that guy said fact junkie right which is hard to be right but he could pull it off so what do you talk about there what do we mean did you find the old and the new version the government paying for you and taking care of you is the exact opposite of dignity the by the way the most impressive people you'll ever meet when when they tell stories when they're making movies and they make a hero in the movie they make a guy just get some bunch of free shit from the government or they make a fucking super hard working guy you know the biggest heroes are when people go well my uh my dad passed when I was uh about 15 my mom was kind of an alcohol so I had to fucking work three jobs and take care of my little sister I got two little sisters you know I got not I called the government they fucking paid for everything the most impressive dude is that fucking young dude who had to work full time because something happened in his life and he had to take care of business and to take care of his family and yes I didn't have time for spring break or parting or any of that I had to grow up real fast and work a couple of jobs you know blah blah blah you go that guy man that's a dignity guy that guy took care of business all right so we have the new and the in the old um in the 30s standard uh dictionaries and social disclosure and social discourse designed defined dignity through two main lenses personal conduct and bearing and moral social bearing and personal conduct and bearing and social and moral status right unlike our modern definition which leads heavily on universal human rights all right so somebody this is part of the new world order though people people are just going and changing shit like dignity first off you would not if someone called you an arsonist you'd go I'm not going to dignify that with a response dignity was something that uh you know ability yes yes I look at my pocket I'm gonna look at my pocket watch and I'm gonna yell good day you now we turned it into some sort of universal bullshit we're doing this with everything you we're changing oh these are unhoused neighbors and oh these are undocumented workers you know stop changing the fucking definition of everything you liars we're turning into shit because you won't define anything anymore shut up Matt Damon I was watching Sunday night football last night and the announcer said resiliency it's not a word it's resilience but because we're also doing that now we're just allowing the wrong words that everyone says over and over again to become the word because we're just dumbing it down and now we got Carlos 26 who's angry at the lady who runs a business and not the lady who came here illegally and if you asked Carlos he would say he has an over abundance of dignity because he's taking a stand like taking a stand against who they're both poor Latin women the other thing we have we have never before in history have we had less dignity with the illusion of being totally dignified I have a phone and lots of tape of people fighting in Popeye's restaurant pop up on it and I'm seeing titties flying and airweaves coming off and dignity does not appear to be part of the equation dignity does not duel at Disneyland that's right oh what is that what is that website I love Andrew that always has that - Sir, sir, Adelbert, oh that's his thing. - Oh, David Attenborough. - Attenborough, narrating, it is the greatest. I'm gonna give them a plug, but I gotta find, I can watch their videos all fucking day long. They pop up on my phone sometimes and then they go away, but some of those are some of the best writing ever. It's me getting a dignity, there's a clip, a news clip, where a father went and pulled a gun on these two black teens and they're angry, but their thing was, they were beating on the boy, like they were bullying and like real bullying stuff, you know? And so the father was walking the sun to the bus stop, 'cause he was telling me he's getting bullied. And the sun, the two bullies were on the bus and they were like, "Oh, hey, they're sick kid we bully." He was with his dad, but they got off the bus and like 14, and the dad was like, "Hey, back off." And they're like, "Fuck you old man, we got a bully here, sun." I don't know who raises these people. And then the cop pulls a gun, sorry, the dad pulls a gun and then the kids are like, "Whoa, what's going on?" That was unnecessary, so it's a great story. It's a, it's a, here's where we are now, story. And it's a, it's another great shut up Matt Damon story because the news are like, "Yeah, you pull the gun on these guys." The news, we'll play it, let's see. - So I got off the bus and we dropped our bat pass, we were about to fight, so then he tells the dad, like, you know, let him fight, don't touch him, don't do none of that. - And this thing, you know, he put his sun behind him, he pulled a gun out on us. The 14 and 16 year old kids, they put their hands up and froze. - It's life or death right now, you know, it's the gun. So I'm backing up, I can't process anything, I'm just like, am I gonna make it home. - Martin County Sheriff John Boone seek says, "No criminal charges were filed in this case." - Yeah, he's legally out of California. The sheriff says the whole incident began when the man's son reported being bullied. The next day, the sheriff says the father drove his son to the bus stop. - The dad started talking again to the bus driver, at which point the 14 year old took it upon himself to get off the bus and confront the dad. - The sheriff tells us things got more heated from there. - And they got all the way up on him before he pulled out a concealed weapon and told them to get back, which he's legally allowed to do. - Now looking back, RJ says, he takes accountability for reacting how he did. However, he disagrees with how it was handled. - I feel like, under any circumstance, however you felt, no fire honest would be displayed at a bus stop, where there's a bunch of kids, on a bus looking forward to the bus. - Yeah, I feel like, yeah, people, all that. - The bus stop, the kids on the bus were looking forward to a nice fucking throwdown on the curb. - Right. - This got to be the shit out of somebody. - Why'd you get off the bus? You were so excited to get to school. - You're just going to be in jail. What's the over under? - Zero. - As an over under, like nine and a half months before he's in car surveyed, like, if you, what I'm saying is, is like, you've got to fucking get off a bus, tell a dad to back off, throw your backpack on the ground, in front of the school bus driver too, we're just going to fight on the street. You got to be in jail before your 16th birthday, right? - I wouldn't be surprised if he already had an arrest record. - Got to do a little something with the young brothers and their inability to not throw down all the time and everywhere. - It takes dignity to process things. - Oh, there's another, oh, I made a funny. Andrew, you're going to like this. There's another story, I liked it. I liked it, but it's been like, it's been a while. There's another story. So this guy's in a black neighborhood and I think he's black. And he's a retired truck driver. And he bangs into the back of a woman who's driving her car and puts a dent in the hatch of her Ford Explorer or something. But kind of thing you could drive around with for the next five years, right? And the car was operable, everything else. But he re-rendered her main mistake. So then he got out of the car to make sure she was okay or to exchange numbers or whatever. And then she started walloping him and then she threw him on the ground. But then there's two parts that are my favorite about this story. She's beating him on the ground. He re-rendered and then the greatest part about this story is anti-mable, whose like 65 comes out of the house like in slippers and stuff and starts stomping the guy. Like I doesn't even know what he's doing there. And then the brother like comes in and they're attempting to rob him while he's on the ground as well. But here's the best part. I'll tell you about it. I'm not gonna give it away. This is awesome. There's a little bit of a dignity culture thing going on here. You have to work on. I just didn't know at that moment, my mindset was I'm angry. I'm upset. My kids are hurting. My vehicle is going. I'm only thinking about I can't provide for my kids right now. I can't go to work. I can't do this. I can't. I wasn't really thinking of, oh, this is a her elder man. These are pictures of her car police say. Lance Jeffery can drive that car to work the next morning. On Saturday on Jennings station road in North St. Louis County. My actions, they're not okay. But we was trying to keep him from flanting scene. Davian Alfred, the father of voice children. He's always three parts to a story. The truth, the in between and the lies. Also, the airness captured on camera during the violent assault on the retired father of four. Do you think it was appropriate? No, not at all. None of that was justified. There aren't Tamara Moore also on video stumping on the 63 year old. Oh, God. Could you imagine? You're just sitting in your living room doing a crossword puzzle. And then all of a sudden, you hear a little skirmish out. And like, what happened, young Buck? What's going on? This guy raring at us. Oh, is he insure? Oh, let me stomp him. Yeah, in my house dressing slippers. I didn't even know what's going on. 10 minutes ago, I was doing a crossword in my living room. And now we're gonna walk out and stomp this guy. And by the way, you should go through his pockets. Maybe he's got some change in there or something. This guy had a fender bender. Yeah, but it's good for them. We haven't got there yet. We're gonna get better. 63 year old. I apologize for kicking and slapping him. I was in the wrong, but all the threats and the harassment and all that in that bounty is uncalled for. The family insists they try to flag down and call police for help. Police passed us by. I even flagged down to the three police. They stopped. They even said we have more important stuff going on. They literally got back in their score court. Did he or she drove off or all the pain she calls the woman behind the worst of the violence now has a direct message for the people she heard. So I do apologize to the jiffries. But I'm not right at all for that. None whatsoever, but regarding allegations of slow police response, St. Louis County police say officers were in route to a fight at a nearby funeral home when the call came in tonight, five years. I've personally connected the detective over this case. People see it in the funeral. It's perfect, everybody. Keep going. Online. Nothing. Nothing more digging out than a fire. I had a funeral now, but you know what? I figured here's what I want to say at the next time. Oh my God. Black Lives Matter meeting. Listen, you guys are resilient people who've proven you can fight anywhere because you can fight on carnival cruise lines and funeral homes. And guess what? That's a spectrum. Everything falls in between a funeral home and a cruise. That's what you call versatility, airports, libraries, school yards, workplace, pop-ies. They're all in between. Whole foods. There's nowhere. If you can fight at a funeral home and fight on a carnival cruise, then there is no place on this planet where you cannot fight. Those are the extremes of joy and sad emotions. Yeah. If you can fight there, you can fight anywhere. Shock. You're a Jew. You're people of much less range in the where we fight, you know what I mean? You could not pull off funeral home and cruise line. No, we can't. It's a much more narrow window Jews have. For my Asians are pretty snug. Mexicans are broadened out a little bit, but I don't think they cruise. I mean, they cruise. But, you know, shabby said, you know, yeah, but I just want to say, mission accomplished, brother, because you can fight anywhere. The police were in root to fight at a funeral home. Yeah. May, but, but, I hate say, Jack, could have been a Jewish funeral home. I mean, that could have been people from your tribe at that funeral who got it on. I don't know. I mean, it was in St. Louis. I don't know. Yeah, that's what you guys were throw down about. I could see it. I could see it. It may have been a black funeral home. I don't know how crazy was the aunt that needed to be restrained from the guy who was laying on the ground who rear-ended their daughters explore. That's absolutely insane. By the way, that means you can do anything at any time, right? Yeah, she was interviewed too, I believe she started to allude to, but they were getting threats now because they did. She said just because I did this, that's no call for all of this to happen now. Again, if not for you, then this wouldn't be happening to you. Yes. So anyway, shut up, Matt Damon. Shut up, Matt Damon. All right. We'll just shut up. We'll do. 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And it was like chips and salsa and ceviche and, you know, tacos. And it was good. You get drinks there and all that kind of stuff. It was right on PCH. And it went out of business and what replaced it was like a French Normandy cheese tasting experience or something. And I have no idea why you would open because all anyone wants at the beach is fish tacos and salsa and chips and guac and beer. Right. But this lady bought this place, remodeled it and opened this place that was like French plates of goat cheese or something. And I am not a boot place. I went in there. There's never anyone in there. I went there once. I got like a glass of wine and piece of cheese just to check it out. It was like 40 bucks. It was not. And I was like, wow, we're never coming back. And there was never anyone there. And then and then it burnt to the ground in the fires, which probably relief for the for the moment who was running your goat cheese place French, whatever out of there. It's fine. But then up the street further, they were planning on opening this Mexican restaurant years and years eventually the Mexican place open and I said, good, I can get to it close by. We go there. Now, whenever I go to a Mexican restaurant, I always get cheese enchiladas, because that's what I love in a Mexican restaurant standard. And I get a, I'll get cheese enchiladas rice and beans that I'll get like a beef taco or fish taco. That's the combo. That's the combo. That's the combo. Every single time I order cheese enchiladas, I get chicken enchiladas for this place. And I don't, I don't like it. I don't like chicken enchiladas, but I cannot get cheese enchiladas. And so I went there once and I ordered cheese enchiladas and they brought chicken enchiladas. And so then the next time I went there, I said, I'm ordering cheese enchiladas, but don't not bring chicken enchiladas. And they brought chicken enchiladas. And you got to get Rudy from the other room. Is Rudy still here? I have. I want Andrew, you were with me, right? When I ordered cheese enchiladas. I saw it happen real time. All right. And with you, I said, do not bring chicken, bring cheese. And they brought chicken. I was there last night with Rudy. And I said, every time I order cheese enchiladas, they bring, they bring chicken enchiladas. But I'm not going to say chicken this time because I don't want to introduce chickens. Sure. I could be confused because we're living in a world where it's like, you said chicken. I said no chicken. I think I know we went last night. Yes, I said cheese enchiladas. And what I get and chicken is what was served at Adam. Yes, everything that's on the line is undoable. I know why. All right. All right. And I don't know what to do anymore. They do this. By the way, the enchiladas take half an hour. So they serve you at the same time and they go, oh, we could go put in. And I'm like, Rudy will be done eating. And then I'll get my cheese enchiladas while I watch you eat. And I'll, by the way, I'll eat enough chips, where I won't even want enchiladas. I'm done with this. Yeah. I now, I think I have to walk into the kitchen. Right. I don't, like I feel this way. I've had these conversations with people where I go, I don't want to have this conversation anymore. But I don't know what to do because I cannot order cheese enchiladas at your restaurant. And by the way, it's on the menu. So what, what is everyone else get? Even when full gum shoot and thought, all right, well, when the, the bill comes, let's check to see if she put it in as cheese and so enchiladas. Or did she put it in as chicken? Where is the, where's the miscommunication going on? We looked, she put it in as cheese enchiladas. It came out as chicken enchiladas. Well, here's the thing. Maybe that that, here's my theory. I think it's wait staff's shorthand. I think what they are writing is CH instead of it was all digital. But she may, she may have written down. I don't know the receipt was digital. I don't know what she wrote. See, I think the receipt can come after. I think she gives a ticket to the kitchen where she writes CH enchilada or C enchilada. And the cook says that's chicken. I guess people don't order cheese enchiladas. I order them all the time and I've never had that problem. They're on the menu. That's the other thing. They're on the menu. You can't be the only person that is in a 10 mile radius that comes to that place in orders. And you're the only one who orders cheese enchiladas. Like you can't be there. It's impossible. No, and cheese enchiladas are the standard enchiladas. That's an, and if you order an enchilada, I agree. It's a cheese enchilada. That's what I keep. All right. So I've gone to this restaurant with two people in this building that is Andrew and you Rudy and you both witnessed me getting cheese enchilada. I mean chicken when I asked for cheese. It's uncanny. Yeah. It just, it happens every time I don't know what. Well, I do. And it always happened to you. I don't. It's, it's the bizarre. I first off, I don't like chicken involved with Mexican food very much. Like I would never get a chicken burrito. I would never get a chicken taco. Remember, all those years, I was trying to get power rankings for tacos. I couldn't get Brian to do it because he wouldn't, I wouldn't tell him where they were from. And just kept saying, just what's your favorite taco? Where's it from? What's your favorite? I don't like chicken, but it travels better than the pork. I could just tell me your favorite. Just put it in order. That was an hour long episode of trying to get him to commit to a taco. All right. I don't want chicken. I do not want a chicken burrito is bad. Chicken tacos are like, I mean, they're not as good as the pork and the fish and they're down. They're down at the bottom. bottom and chicken and chill out is like you're hurting. the enchilada and it's kind of dry and it's using up the cheese. By the way, I didn't send it back. I just took it home because I don't know what to do. Like I said, when you send it back, your partner you're sitting with just got their plate. So they're eating and then you watch them eat. And also the thing about the chicken enchiladas, white chicken, it takes me two bites to figure it out because the first one is a lot of cheese at the end or something, it takes me a minute and then I realize it's also, it's a bizarre first world problem to have that I cannot and it's a high end Mexican restaurant and I cannot get cheese enchiladas, even though that's what I order. And even when I intervene, you want to go, don't do it. Don't do it. They still do it. Yeah. You can't even, you were speaking it into existence before and now you thought it into existence. And when we walked out of there, you weren't going to say anything. And then that waitress walked by and you said, you know, hey, just real quick, you were very nice about it. And said, hey, this, this happened a couple of times and she was very apologetic. I'll take it off the bill. No, no, it's fine. Listen, I just don't want it to happen again. And the one thing that I know that is of certainty that will happen again is the next time you walk in there and you order cheese enchiladas, they will come out as chicken. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah, I would not know what to do because I would no longer be comfortable just ordering cheese enchiladas because I would have to insist that I go back to the kitchen and try this and walk with the kitchen, just order enchilada. That will prompt her to say what kind of enchilada. And then then she's paying attention because if you say cheese enchilada, maybe she's not paying attention. It says it on the bill. It's it's on the bill. It's got to be it's got to be kitchen shorthand. It's got to be. There's no other reason why this happened so consistently. So then I guess it, but then it would have to happen with everyone all the time. And then they would have an issue because you'd be sending so much food back. Right. Well, you had to start ordering chicken enchiladas. They'll come out as cheese. I'll tell you what my theory is. My theory is there's somebody in that kitchen who loves chicken enchiladas and you're going to get a plate back a full chicken enchiladas. And that's going right in the fucking old back back. Maybe they have that shit's going back. That shit's going back to Pacoima or Sun Valley or wherever these guys live and they're going to it's enchilada night every night at the Garcia house. We used to do that. That happens when I ran a pizza place. I every now and then I'd make a mistake. You got the pizza and then we got to eat. It's it's three big enchiladas. All you're going to do is get one bite out of one of them and you're getting back two and seven eights enchilada. And that's yours. And no one's going to ask what you're going to do with it. What are you doing, man? That says cheese enchilada. I'm making dinner. Leave me alone. That's right. Yeah. All right. What do you got? Sorry, Rudy. Well, if you had the misfortune to watch the first and what appears to be only California give it to a gubernatorial debate, you might remember the Democratic governor candidate, Javier Bakaria, said has touted that his father was an immigrant to came to California with $12 in his pocket. Taco, tacos. Except it's not true. politician pretending to be poor. Yeah. Basically, the Sarah's father was born in Sacramento. But Steve Hilton has been blasting it all over. He says in his actual count, unlike Javier Bakaria, I am an immigrant. Unlike Javier, my father was an immigrant, my stepfather too, my whole family Hilton, of course, born in London became an American citizen in 2021. His parents are born in Hungary. And what is interesting about this, it's not in this story. And I'm not going to verify to 100% but I'm reading reports that Bacera is dropped out of the very next and would be last debate put on by the L.A. Times because of a recent poll that came out that said Steve Hilton's blowing him out of the water. So it's back to the basement for Bacera. Right. I don't necessarily believe necessarily believe the poll. I think we're screwed. I think we're going to get Bakaria and we're fucked. There's nothing we're going to do about it now. Yeah. He doesn't know where miracles can happen. He doesn't know where that came from. 100% but he also knows who he's talking to and no one has ever held account from the democratic party when they are, they're not a, he'll do account by the voters. They're not held to account by the media. They're not held to account by their colleagues so they can get used to saying whatever they want all the time with no pushback. People are starting to realize what a blatant liar and just moron the Sarah is. Yeah. So now the corning the Hispanic vote. Now the problem whether it be Hispanics or Somalians is they just vote blocks and then they fuck up the place they invaded essentially through voting and blocks. Right. But it's still better than where they were. Still better than it's a little worse for the people who lived here. Yeah. And it's better for them. Now we had a mayor for eight years and his name was Tony Valar. His name is Tony Valar and I don't know. Well, you can look him up, Chuck. Chuck, what, what are you? 27 or something? 25. 25. And you know, you go by Chuck Woochie Scooch or whatever your last name is. But could you imagine change? Can you imagine changing your name five years from now to like, it's just the fucking different name. Like, I don't know anyone who's done that. There's occasional guy went by Jeff who tries to go by Jeffrey now in business or something, but none of the old school guys will buy the Steve and the Stevens or whatever. But I was a kid. We had an old man in the neighborhood, old nice Mexican dude. And he was Mr. Humaniz to us. And I found out that my Nana, my grandmother, went to high school with him. And she starts laughing. She's not, it's not humaniz. His name is Jimenez. And that's what it always was. Tony Valar. Tony Valar changed his name at age 34. Jesus. To Antonio Vieira-Gosa. Yeah. Why was he doing that? Why do you go by Tony Valar your whole life and then change it in the middle to Antonio? Not, not Tony Antonio Vieira-Gosa. So you can appear to be more Mexican. So you can get dumb shit Mexicans in your town to vote for you. I'm curious. And then, and then by the way, claim you're being discriminated against or some bullshit like that. And then we get a super shitty mayor for eight years. It'd be interesting if his actual given birth name was Anthony and not Antonio. That's probably a 50/50 chance on that. That's an interesting question. Let's see. I'm sure I'm wrong. It's not a bad theory. He took Antonio Vieira-Gosa confirmed extra marital affair with the Tell him. He cheated on the wife whose name he took. Yeah, and it's also good. It's the other wrinkle. Good, dude, good, dude. I had, I made fun of that guy for the last 20 years into a microphone. Oh, and then I have that. Well, you know what? He's better in Karen Val. He is, you know, well, it's sad as in the last 20 years. He's the best mayor we've had. Yeah, that's true. That is sad. That is sad. But you know how these guys, you know, these guys are fucking losers. They go from mayor of Los Angeles, running Los Angeles for eight years, and they never hear from them ever again. It's not like they started a company and were super successful or you went to get worked for some military contractor. So they don't do anything because they're fucking, they're idiots in the first place. Exhibit A. Garcetti. Where is he? I mean, I'm glad he's not or hanging around, but I haven't heard a thing about you. You'll never hear anything from any mayor of Los Angeles because they're dopes and they get bait. They could put in there based on everything but being good. Yeah. He's an former ambassador to the public opinion that they were trying to get out. All right. So what else you got? A former president Barack Obama is going to campaign alongside Michigan Senate at candidate Abdul El Sayed in Detroit later this month lending his support to the progressive number nominee. I think I think why? Well, Obama turns out to be a bad dude and a race hustler, but I wonder if he's going down the same road. Oprah is finished going down, which is they used to go, oh, we got to get Oprah. Get Oprah's endorsement. Get Oprah at that campaign, you know what I mean? And then, and then it's like Oprah's going to go talk at Kamala Harris' whatever. Oprah don't move the needle anymore. I don't know that Obama has the sway. I mean, he's always a cool figure in that party, but I don't know that people give a shit anymore. I don't know that the new, the new band of retards cares about Oprah or Obama. They're just a well-lacked people to that. Obama's words didn't help black men vote for Kamala in the last election. So I really don't think they're going to help Michigan vote for a Muslim, but. I have a theory and conspiracy theory. Is it better than the CH on the cheese? No, that one's pretty good. I think I want that. That could be good. I think that's solid. All right. I think Obama's panicking. I think that if, obviously, if the Democrats can win either the Senate or the House of Representatives, very little is going to get done by the White House. And he needs that badly because he's implicated, let's just say. Yeah. Better help this episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. If you thought about trying therapy with our long-term partner, BetterHelp, well, good news. Insurance options may be available nationwide with an average copay for eligible members of just 23 bucks per session. World Mental Health Day is on October 10th, but your own mental health doesn't need to wait politely before spiraling. So let's take care of business. It took me a long time to realize it, but therapy isn't just for the big issues. You want to stay ahead of the day-to-day stuff. You do therapy as well. If you've been waiting to start therapy, BetterHelp works with more than 125 health plan networks. 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I got to tell you, he seems to me like a complete and total poser. Yes. Well, look. I think everything about it's just against another Muslim guy who basically hates our culture. And what these guys do, and girls, plenty of gals these days, they put out a whole bunch of shitty posts back when they're working in the private sector or they're drunk or nobody gives a fuck or whatever and then they run for something and they have to fucking walk everything back that was what they're walking back, it's basically like this. Just like you, your wife has a friend and she's fat, right? And she comes over for your birthday with some other people and everyone's drinking and you've been drinking by the pool and stuff like that. And at some point, you got a pretty good buzz going and she's gonna pull up on like you go up, you got your antique grandmother had a birthing chair, an antique old school birthing chair. And she's had a few pops and you've had a few pops and then she's like, I'm gonna take a load off and you're like, Jeanine, get your fat ass off granny's chair, you'll fucking bust that thing. Come on now, I got to keep that, you know? And then at some point the next day, you get this shitty, she's got the emails, emails of your wife or she's feeling bad, you called her fat or whatever. And okay, so now you've sobered up, your wife's pissed off, Jeanine's, everyone feels bad. And so you have to then write an email to Jeanine saying, what you said was wrong and you don't think she's fat and you apologize for what you said. Do you still think she's fat? Sure. Okay. That's what they do. They do about 9/11, celebrating, whatever there's a llama, bullshit is, Jews, Palestine, whatever, whatever bullshit, River to the Seeds, like, yeah, that was just me. Okay. Well, now you want to get invited to Jeanine Super Bowl party, so you better fucking apologize and say you don't think she's fat. Of course you think she's fat, you call her fat, that's what she is. So that's how you guys all think, all the bullshit you guys said is all stuff you mean, we just have to pretend like you didn't mean it now, so you become electable. And for some reason, this is a great criteria for people to vote. Like he doesn't still think Jeanine's fat, yes, he does, but he said no, yeah, I know. And when he said he was fat, he was in his fucking forties. So he still thinks she's, oh, by the way, is Jeanine still fat? Yes, she is. Okay. That's what he thinks. Yeah, but he wrote her such a nice letter. I know. He has to say that. That's what they're all doing. Yeah. Now, why one party has to pretend to be sane for 10 minutes to get votes. To me, it's like, well, why don't we just vote for somebody else because I don't trust you. And also, we just got burned by Biden in a different way, but he was going to be, you know, slow and steady right down the middle, Mr. Moderate, and we got a bunch of radical fucking shit policies that fucked up the country. So I don't trust these people anymore. Also, listen, if you're a Muslim, you're not a fan of this country. It's, it's, it's, if you're a good one, I mean, if you believe what they say. So now, I don't trust you. And also, what are we basing this on? Like, okay, the, I think the mayor of London is Muslim, Ilhan Omar, there's a few Muslims out there. Did they seem to be doing a great job and unbiased against the Jews and not favoring the other Muslims? Or are they calling for prayer and trying to do everything they can to help usher in their own and create a more Muslim and divided city or state or country that they're in charge of? Is there any track record whatsoever in the world where like the Muslim- But it does not go forward. The Muslim gets elected and then goes, you know, we're not going to do the calls to prayer and the siren and all that kind of stuff. And no, I'm not going to lobby to have Ramadan be a national holiday. This is their, they founded this kind of country. But then it's their position. There's a call to prayer broadcast through the entire city. I don't know of any Muslim leader that does not try to implement some of that in the place they govern. And also, that's what they're supposed to be doing if they're Muslim. That's the call. Oh, can't blame them. What are we, is it going to be any different? There's going to be some guys Muslim gets elected and then goes, you know, I'm voting. There's an arms bill to try to defund Israel for selling them arms. I'm not voting for that. That's a sovereign nation. They need to protect them. Has that ever happened? I never hear it. No, they want to get sworn in on the Quran. That's what happened. So, expect what you're going to get, which is this, which is fine if you think this is good. I don't. Okay. And God will trust until there's a viral video that shows an Arizona state cheerleader being shoved to the ground. By the way, I want to say this quickly, I am no more Jewish than I am Muslim. I don't have an ounce of Jew or an ounce of Muslim in me. I just have eyeballs in ears and I can see one group is a big pile of homicidal fucking maniacs who reigns terror upon the earth. Right. And the others would like to innovate and be left alone and make occasional good for me. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Encounter to that. My family's Sicilian. So, I probably have a little bit of Muslim and a little bit of Jew in me and I feel exactly the same way you do. Yeah. Yeah. The viral video shows Arizona State University senior Aaron Bonner. She was hit with two misdemeanor charges last week in Tempe after a harrowing video, save the editorial, lasing, please. After a video captured, cops allegedly leaving her covered in bruises during her in arrest in July. Let's take a look at this. She's a cheerleader. She's a member of the stunt team cheerleaders there. They're the ones that are throwing and catching and she looks like she's probably a catcher. - Yeah, they stay there and scream it. - And they scream at cops. Jesus Christ. - Yo, it is going online, bro. Back in the day, back in the day, girls just held other girls hair while they threw up in a frat house toilet. And now they fucking scream at cops. There's always, first off, if you're a cop and you're trying to arrest somebody, you can pause it for that. If you're a cop and you're trying to arrest someone and you're on the ground, the fucking last thing you need is people hovering over your back screaming. - Right. - Who may have a fucking knife, they don't know. - Your life is the funger. - A way back off. And it happens every time they tell 'em to back up, they don't back up, they tell 'em again to back up, they don't back up, then they push them, then they fall back, and then they come right back again. And you know what, whatever happens after that? - I'm completely okay with it. - And share this video. And the reason you should share this video, it's not because she's a victim. And so other people leave cops to fuck alone. Wait, I want to see it from the beginning again. - Let me go. - So they're like arresting her friend? - Yeah, apparently, and she's not happy with it, and they'll hear her say, "Let him go, let him go." (crowd cheering) She had to come back a second time. She had to come back a second time. She screamed at 'em, she got pushed away, she bounced right back up and went up for a second helping. Good, looks like he took a shot at her face there too. Not cop conduct, but leave 'em alone, everybody. I feel the same way of those many, many parts of life where I just go, "You wanna initiate?" You never know, listen, hold on, pause it. You can call anything you want an overreaction. Like, checks are gonna get a bone at this show, but it's like, see these tweets all the time, or they're like, "Don't you think what Israel doing is an overreaction?" Yeah, who cares? You don't start, don't rate people the concerts, and then there might not be an overreaction, I don't know. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, you know, we got conventional bombs dropped on Pearl Harbor and we ended up with atomic bombs. Is that over? Is that over? It's not proportional. Okay, so here's how it works. Israel, you guys gotta wait until the folks on the Gaza Strip have a concert where exactly 1482 people show up, and then you have to show up and kill that same number and rape that many. Exactly, don't rape anymore, just write up that number and just make sure you kill the exact amount, and then you go home and it's even, or you go, "Fuck that," we have a superior military, and we're gonna fucking fire it up. That's what happens. You know, they do all this like, well, she may have been yelling in the cops here, and she may have been pushing in Shama. She didn't deserve to be. Yeah, yeah. She had no business. Nothing. You don't deserve anything. But sometimes you get it. And listen, oftentimes you get nothing. I see videos all the time and the cops yell, they're yelling at the cops and pushing on the cops and cops just sort of get along. They don't get arrested, they don't get anything. But once in a while you get pushed over a fucking mountain bike. Well, the family loitered up. Oh, yeah. Of course, they're suing them on the cop fired, the quote. From the family, there are no words to fully describe the heartbreak of watching our daughter being hurt by someone entrusted to protect and serve our community. The hardest thing is seeing the pain and sadness in her eyes that we cannot take away. (laughing) Don't fuck with cops. Super easy. It's so doable, everybody, that one of the easiest things to do is not fuck with cops. It's so easy. You just don't fuck with them. Don't throw any fucking, don't throw your drinks at 'em. Don't shove 'em. And. All you have to do is do what they tell you to do. And then you'll be fine. And also, you know, when I was that age, if there was police activity, I'm not going near it because there's a chance I could get arrested too. There's all kinds of unintended consequences for getting involved with police activity that I was well aware of. And yes, I would do that. Always good to do that. But do not turn around and do a U-turn if there's a DUI checkpoint on the head. Because that. - What is good? - Yeah, then they know who you are. You're the drunk guy who just did a U-turn. - Jesus. All right, what else you got? - Now we talked earlier about Robert De Niro, who was it going on his unhinged anti-Trump, hands off our vote rally in New York City. - I don't know, I do love that idea that it's the greatest thing ever. It's like they literally win all the votes all the time and then if somebody from the other side wins, they're like, what's going on with the vote? It's like what people are voting. And I got news for you. Kamala Harris is not an attractive candidate. - No. - So if you'd offer up, you know, a Bill Clinton style, you know, you take a basically a 47 year old Bill Clinton and push him up there, then maybe. But you guys are offering up Kamala Harris and Joe Biden. - All right, so he says. - Well, I just want to point out that, you know, he is a actor, director, and advocate. - Oh, according to this. - Advocate of what? What does that mean? You know, I'm an advocate. - Yeah, people. - What? - I'm an advocate for eating good, like good food. - Not bad, I don't like shitty tacos. - How about you being an advocate for solid improv toss? - Yeah, I know. - I couldn't get started, something like that. - I'm horrible. - It is, bro. - I ain't got down the road. - I didn't get there. - Circle back to Mexican food. Point is, what does that even mean? - All right, check this out, funny, bro. - What does that even mean? Advocate. - It means you're a hero. Because by the way, the math they do with their fucking advocate shit is like, what am I advocate for? Well, I went clean water, and I went kids that live in a safe environment. I went medical care for the elderly, and it's like, oh, so by process of elimination, since I don't like you, and I vote against you, then I'm the guy who wants dirty water, and kids are good about hungry, and the elderly to be pushed out in the cold. - Yeah. - Because that's basically what they're doing. - That's what it is. - You're an advocate. - Every one of their fucking speeches are like, I'm for dignity, I'm for universal this. I'm for child, and first starts, and head starts, and food, and being fed, and clothing, it's like, oh, you're such a fucking, you're such a hero with other people's money, aren't you? - By the way, these people who were trying to divide us, this was sponsored by a company called Indivisible. It's all projection. Let's hear what good old Mark Ruffalo had to say. - We gotta run to January. We gotta make sure our people get seated. They're gonna try and stop them. They're gonna try and stop us. They're gonna try and stop us from taking our country back, and we're not gonna let 'em. Trump, we're not letting you. - Ha. - And it's off. And it's off. And it's off. And it's off our fucking vote. - What a retard. - We get so animated. - Good, good, good. - What is there? That crowd did not sound very large. I'm gonna cap it at about 800. Maybe not even that big. Look, you just had all your guys in charge for four years. - Yeah. - I fucking sucked. And I don't know what you think. It's the weirdest thing ever. It's like, man, cannot let this happen. It's like, well, Trump already did four years, and your guy did four years, and Trump's four years were better, and your guy's four years. So what are you really worried about here? But why? I mean, I don't get where the energy comes from. Unless it's all just a grift, and it's all just bullshit, and they just fucking like it. Like, these are people are not middle-aged. Sad to say it, 'cause I mean this for myself too. I'm not middle-aged, I'm old. I'm middle-aged means I lived 120. You don't live 120. You're middle-aged when you're basically 40 through 45, 50, whatever, that's middle-aged. These guys are not middle-aged. And Nero's not these old, and Ruffalo's 60 years old. And I don't know, I don't get where the animation and the energy comes from. Like, at this point, can you not see Ruffalo that your guys are every bit as bad as every guy you hate on the other side? And with nothing to hold up or prove. Like, you know, when you go, we need women of color. Ruffalo, you live in Los Angeles. It's one of the shittiest, least efficiently run cities in the union, and you live in it. And all the jobs are gone, and there'll be no more industry jobs for your industry that are all driven out by fucking your people and taxes and red tape. Do you see that? - No, it's Trump's fault. - Trump's fault that's been going on for 30 years. - I'm still Trump's fault. - It's a Ruffalo. Can you not think clearly? You live in a town. that is full of homeless, graffiti, and everything is way too expensive and gas is seven bucks an hour, and you have no economy in your business anymore. Your business is acting like your business where would be steel in the 70s, and it's all gone to China, it's gone, and all got fucking outsourced, it's all moved out. So Rubelo, you of all people have to at least be a little agnostic about a Democrat majority versus Republicans. Like you of all people have to go, you know, I live in a shit town where everything's too expensive, and there's no more jobs in this industry that I'm in, and that's all under the view, the purview of Democrats. So you should be a little more even-hands about what you're feeling. All right, anyway, he's a fucking dopey is. All right. 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