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Acts of Kindness & Eye-Watering Ticket Prices 😂

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Acts of Kindness & Eye-Watering Ticket Prices 😂

The transcription features a lively conversation among a group, primarily centered on a new mother’s chaotic attempts to register her six-week-old baby. She faces multiple obstacles: the father must be present because they are unmarried, the hospital registration office was closed due to a bank holiday, and an online system confuses her with a question about her own maiden name versus the baby’s mother’s maiden name. Amid these frustrations, her mother double-parks to feed the hungry baby and panics when a traffic warden approaches, but he kindly reassures her and lets her feed the child without a ticket. The group reflects on the kindness of strangers, sharing anecdotes about a young man helping a stranded woman and a woman checking on a scared teenage girl who broke down. They lament how people often lack patience but praise these acts of compassion. The mother also discusses her baby’s tongue-tie and blocked tear duct, seeking advice on whether to intervene medically. Overall, the conversation mixes humor, stress, and gratitude, highlighting the challenges of new parenthood and the importance of empathy in everyday situations.

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(upbeat music) - And welcome back to the confession box. We have the littlest pod in the room tonight with us, or does Marne with us. - It's not that strong. - But your shawns are placement. - Yeah. - Shawnga fire, shawnga fire. Shawne is a shawng-a fire. - Shawnga fire. - Shawnga is a shawng-a fire. - Shawnga fire with the birds. - Shawne is stony, all about the crows. - The birds of my mom's arms here. We have little, oh my gyo. - We have my gyo. Welcome to the true, my gyo. Have you loads of confessions for us? - Welcome to the secretion show. - Yeah, truly so corsen. We'd have been a bit of an event for Marne to say the least in me, mom. About me, about your man, but your man, yeah. - Stop the lights. Oh my god, I was never so flustered in all my life. Well, just to put into context. So my gyo is now five weeks, only six weeks this week. And I still don't have a registered because the weekend he was born was actually the bank manager. So I couldn't register him up in the hospital 'cause the registration office was closed. So I had to do it in Clark City. So I tried three weeks ago and I couldn't do it because my gyo is dad was a wit me. And because we're not married, the dad has to be in the office with me. I was like, oh my god, sure. Like that's a day off where I call him, like, he's not my mom. - Yeah, I mean, that's ridiculous. - It's ridiculous. - It's ridiculous. Like the lads have to check either morning off or afternoon off. - And that's the first thing I said to you, and they name a god. And I think they closed it four and a half, four, then like. - They like it. - And they closed from half 12 to two. And then two to four. - I can't do enough to be an onlineer. So then I heard you can do an online, but in order to do an online, you need a registration number. So I tried to do it online. And I was looking for the registration number. I had no idea what they're out of it. And then I heard that this number is sent out from the CUMH when you don't register at the baby in the hospital. But I never got that letter. So I rang the CUMH and they said, you're gonna have to go back into the registration office. And they might give you the number in there or the code. I said, fine. Second time round went down today with my mom to get this registration number. (laughing) - Well, I was in there now for about a half an hour. I left my mom in the car. Well, she was just, my mom brought me down until she doubled parked with my yogurt and I ran in. And basically I couldn't get the number in there. I had to ring some fake an officer country. Anyways, that's not the best of it. So go on, mom, you're in there, car, double parked. - So my yogurt started acting up and it was, oh my god, am I doing what I'm gonna do? No, I hope she is the battle made. So the battle was made anyway. Went around picked him out and went into the front seat and I had his battle and there I was feeding him. And I was saying, Christ, I might be one of the traffic warden came along, no, I'm late too. So law and behold, I'm not telling you a word of a lie. Not a word of a lie. What packed out in front of the traffic ward? I was just saying, I can't believe this. So he went up looking at another car and as he was looking at me saying, oh my god, am I gonna do what am I gonna do? So I had to open the door, right? Can you jump down to the car and I was, woohoo, yeah. So he couldn't hear me. And then he was kind of coming down towards me then and I was, yeah, and I told him it was going to cross the road. But he wasn't any kind of double back and he saw me in a frantic, I said, I hope you didn't give me a ticket. And he said, what's going on, what are you doing? And I had my gyoch in my hand, my abs, and I was feeding and he said, I said, look, I had to stop here. 'Cause I had to feed my gyoch. And he said, oh my god, don't be panicking, no, it's all okay, it's all okay. It's all those people passing, no, they were skittin laughing. And he said, don't be panicking. He's hungry, he needs his back, whatever. And I just turned around and I said, oh my god, but price, I thought, my think I was breastfeeding. Price, tipy, no hope, that. One boot, well, I couldn't say. Missing the boot, like I couldn't put it in. Imagine if it was a traffic one. Well, like it was fairly, like, is there many spaces in town, like if there's an emergency? I know, like, aren't anything that you had to feed? Like the child could stack up all in crime, then you have to pull up the thing, like we did. Like, yeah. And fed him and he was so nice, the traffic warden, and I was saying, do you want to feed him? Yeah. He said, I don't know all that before and whatever. He said, don't you worry about anything. You feed himself, there, no. So you knew he wasn't gonna give you the ticket then? Yeah, I was really short. But I've skipped the lab and I've seen Christy Prapita with breath, and I couldn't do that. And those days are over and. Those days are kind of booby-trap, can't. Yeah, so. What is it fairness from, though? I don't know, panic. He could see. I mean, I have observed the caravanol, and he was in my arms and. Yeah. Don't you be worried now? He said, you mind your scent from whatever, you know? I thought that was lovely, and it's lovely. Especially from a man like he understood, like you need to feed the baby. He was the traffic. I. You couldn't believe it now. I swear to God, but there was women passing, then there were laughing like. You know, it was nice for him to say that. Yeah. Because sometimes some people can be so nasty. I know. He's in key. I don't care what you're doing. You should have parked legally or whatever. But I had to show him and he said, "Oh, my goodness, you're up to. He's. Engry. He's hanged, and especially this boy here, I'm like, "Yo, come up to him." He's stretched, and I was here now, my mother's. But I was all delighted with him, you know, with the traffic warning. It's nice, like that was nice now, that he understood, and he understood the memory, if he only felt new or any double parked cycle running, and registered the child. But we still have to feast in the. He's a lead three feet. His feeding time. It was feeding time after zoo anyways, but like. With like that, there's no parking, you know, for things like that, you know? But that's the same temperature, it's like, "Could you imagine now?" It like. It'd take me off in the J-Day, like, "Oh, I'll run out to the. Or wherever." And you might bring a bottle and a farm now, whatever, 'cause I'd be only in O, he doesn't need to be fed for another two or three hours. What would happen if you got caught in traffic? Are if there was an accident, there are tons. And you're there for like three hours, and you have no power, no napkin, or nothing. I think I'm sure it happened before too. Yeah, I know. Some days were like, "What would you do?" I don't know, people are so good, like, I don't know, you all seem to get older for two years. Do you do? Yeah. Look what would you do? What did you hear that woman. She broke down in Carreg Land, one of the roundabouts. Oh, yes. Did you hear that? I did, I seen a pulsar in Carreg Land, one of the most grossed lovers. And the more she panicked, she just brought her home. Oh, yes. The more she panicked, the more she was trying to start the car, but she was, I suppose, was like floating in a. Yeah. are doing whatever and she panicking. And they were all passing up, blowing the horn, doing everything like, you know? And she said there was this guy, this was going on for about 20 minutes. And she said there was this guy, he was only about 21, and he parked his car over somewhere, and he walked over to her, relax. It's okay, most of the car, and seemingly he got the car going, and he moved it over somewhere, and he. Well, I think he brought it where she wanted to go or to the carriage or whatever, and she said, "Look, I'll give you a right back note to your car, the car is going, whatever." He said, "No, I'd be gone, hopefully, enough note to walk back to my car." Isn't that just? He's 21, only 21, I mean, wasn't that so nice? I know, I actually don't really want to. Oh, yes, they said his name is. Did they say what happened to the family? A month prior? No. Yeah, very. I think it's that family. Not too sure, I bush. Yeah, very sweet leg. For 21 years. For 21 years, yeah. He lives away from me. What does he? He lives in my. I thought it was absolutely. But there you go, how people just pass you by, and you don't know what's wrong with the person, you know? Like these things happen, cares for it, and I'm so sorry. I'm not very good. I'm a child might need feeding, there might be something. The happening in the car, somebody might be sick or something like that, you know? Just have a bit of feckin patience. And have a bit, like, get out to the car, are you okay? Or something, you know? Yeah. You don't know, you could be having a heart attack. I know. You could be having a stroke or an act attack. Are there people not ya? Yeah. What are you doing having that? I know, I dare you, in the round of us. Yeah. I know. You could be scared of a life no-trap girl, don't you? Oh, yeah. Oh. I remember one time, actually, I was at my shantos, and I was coming out of the shanty stage, and I seen this girl, young girl. And like, that no-trap girl, she was pulled in with her hazards on. And I knew she was after breaking down, 'cause as I was passing, I could see the sheer. Like, she looked scared, like, you know? And I was like, shit, like, that I pulled in. Like, I was black and traffic, 'cause well, the place I could don't care that girl is on her own. I got out of the car and I ran back off to her and I said, "Look, I'm actually not from her, but my brother's house is over there. Do you want anything? Do you want to get out of the car?" Like, if you need anything, there's no problem with the house or whatever. Because she looked grand later, she was a young girl. "Oh my God, thank you so much, thank you." She was like, "No, no, I'm already just running the recovery truck or whatever." I said, "No problem." I said, "I'm going down to Dunns. Don't you want to coffee or anything?" Because I won't be long, I'll only be 20 minutes. "Oh, thank you so much." So as I went down Dunns, I did my best and I came back up and I just come off the hill. She was still there. I pulled back in and walked back up, so I was like, "Are you alright?" I was like, "Yeah, I'm after ease and don't know as much." She was like, "Thank you so much for the recovery truck. I won't be long." I said, "No bad, I said, look if you want anything, take my number. If you want, I know who you are." And I was like, "No bad, I said, look, my brother Listerty, I showed her this area because my brother's on in there. I'm on in there, text me, I'll come straight back out or if you need a lift home or whatever." So I knew no more but a week later then my agent sent me a foreign man an email and I not joking the email was from my hand to my elbow long about, I just want to email it leaving all but Julie Haines, one of your clients or whatever. I broke down up Mayfield last week and she was the only one. She said, "I was up there for like an hour waiting for the recovery truck and she was the only one that pulled in to make sure I was okay." Nobody pulled in. Nobody, a young girl, a young girl. I can't believe that it's shocking. I couldn't believe it and when I passed now I could see the sheer look of, "Oh my gosh, you look scared." It was a god love or a like, and that one passed on pulled in. I couldn't believe it. It's kind of, I even know, just now when you have to pull in and leave a car come up or whatever they don't even weave or anything to think. Thanks, I'm not anymore. I'm from a registered dream and that's all I want. I'm a face down Mayfield. I still a bit like that, like blowing the horn and hands out the window. Thanks, Mary-ma! I've been blowing the horn and flashing the lights and my warning lights on and like it's crying out. I love leaving people go and when they're, when they're warning lights on, then I'll be flashing them the fritches again. It's mad like it's never to people out of the world it's gone fracking, not it, isn't it? Yeah, it's gone too. Everyone's rushing here and everywhere. And as you said then we ran the link road the other day. It was only about half, 11, 12 atlach and the amount of traffic on the road at that time. Yeah, it was wild. It was crazy. It was wild. But then it was back to my store, I read, read, read, string, my keog. Oh, fuck, it's on it. I got the number earlier. And before we came in here, my step-my-mom were early so we like, we had a coffee. So I sat down and I was trying to register him and I couldn't rate this. So I wrote the code and then the next question was, "Mother is maiden name." And I kept on in O'Jonevan, O'Jonevan and I was spelling it all different ways. I was spelling it the way I was putting a big O small G. 'Cause I wouldn't recognize it was like, "O'Jonevan is wrong." So I put the O small and the G small, not, then I put the O big and the G small, not, and then I put the O big and the D big and the rest of it. And I wouldn't need me into the page. And I was like, "Why, that is my mother's maiden name." "Rang them again." I was like, "Listen, I'm trying to get into register in my small fella." I said, "I put in the code and it's asked me if my mother's maiden name. I'm putting in O'Jonevan. I'm not just spelling it with five different ways." Or I'll do the caps in different ways and different, and I said, "It's not leave me in." "We don't want your mother's maiden name." "What's your maiden name?" I said, "My kyoog's mother's maiden name." Oh, fuck goodness sake. So I said, "It's brilliant Haynes, not O'Jonevan." I said, "Oh, sorry about that. 'Cause normally, I have to, if I need access to a website around, it's like, "Your mother's maiden name is always O'Jonevan I put in." So I said, "My mother's maiden name. I thought it was your maiden name." "Not my kyoog's mother's maiden name." I'll say, "Your Haynes." Yeah, 'cause I'm not married. But if I was married, we say if my name, my married name was Marfrey, my maiden name will be Haynes. So it's like, "Redent cough that I tolerate, but in your maiden name." Which, so she was saying, "What's your mother's maiden name?" It was on the website. Nobody would say anything. It was a website. I don't understand any week. Come on. So that happened, yeah. And then after that, we went into office. I'm mad to get those sandbars with the lasers. She was also, "Sang flies down like the launcher things. I think for Jennifer Fish, she went to the sea with them." That's like them. I couldn't believe I was geared off as I can get these sons out today. I'm out. I was like, "My mother's looking at them. They're nice aren't they? If like it's. " I think I was swimming with them. But they're like swim things. I suppose they're about 200 quid with her. 120, I think. For them things. For the lasers, yeah. They were teeders. So holds them. Yeah, but they're all the go-no. I Christ. I'm actually about to eat them. That's for going into the sea. I love you, send them jellyfish or whatever. Isn't that like the shoes? I never told that before, but now that you've said it, I can't answer it. 120 and they're no-y. You can have your games. I think they're lovely with the lasers. No. I didn't even see lasers, but they were shocking. I love them. What else was they looking at? He's conned. Conned. He's a. Look at him smiling. I know my mom is. Are you hungry? You can hear my belly roaring laughing. Are you hungry? 'Cause I am. I am hungry. I am. He's a savage, though, isn't he, mom? We were putting the ad blue into your car this morning. And it was. He's a little more eyesacraced. That's like him. He is a gold bus. A stop right down to the last drop, isn't he? He's a great little burper as well. He's just a bit of a fairness and pleasure. Give me a bit of his food. Open your shoulder. And then he mounds more. Burper making it. He burps. Not a bother to him. No, inferences. And you know what I mean? It's an essential. My mom asked me. He really has that turtied like he's dragged. Everywhere is a typical turtied. It needs only five weeks. I said to my mom, "I'm sure I'm not your feeding them more in the car." In the car with you, 'cause we'd be going here, there, and everywhere. Then I did at home. Which was the same with the twins as well. There were others in the car as well. There was others in the car. Oh, it was on the go. I think so. But he's worse. I'd say he's a bit worse because every night where I don't know the car pit, Aaron Rose, as I was chanting that last night, he'd be just dragged everywhere. But I think he's so easy going because of that. Yeah. Like I just met my friend Noel there, and I went to him. And she said the same. Her smile was the same, 'cause that note just dragged everywhere. Like, you know, when you're older siblings. I think it's love. I think we don't know ourselves, they need to. I mean, I'm pushing the plan. I'm long-term known this morning. I mean, I ran away from the double thing. You were scared of that. Ah, Christ. I'm like, she's a hunky thing when I think of it. We couldn't even get in the bus. I know. Remember that. They could even put in fish in the bus. Put him like you can sling him over your arms and over your shoulder. Give him a flipping shoulders and everything. And not a bad thing. No. But like, two was hard, wasn't it? When I looked at him, I know it's extreme. When you have him like you were like back and say, "Oh my God." Yeah, yeah. Um, for real, he's very good. He has, oh, he's the way I care now. He actually has a tongue-tie. So I'm under fence where they're not to get it snipped or not. Now it doesn't seem to be affecting him. He does dribble the bottle is small bit. But not. Now, although he kind of stuff to last, it's a hard one, like. Well, I think if he's young, no, do it now. Do you think so? I think I would. But it doesn't really affect people when they're older, doesn't it? That I don't know. I don't know anything about, should look at OpenC, but if you can do it, do it. Yeah, there's much to be a really good doctor, I think, Jenny's cross. I think the midways were just telling me. Um, she's well known for her too, and that, and she's meant to be one of the best. Tomorrow, I think her name is Bush. I don't know. I don't want to do that people all, like. Should they professional people that are there to do that? I know, true. And he also then got love, and he's a. A blocked tear-dark, is all. That's when she's very common. It's like the conjunctivitis, maybe the day when he woke up and he was all gunky. Yeah. It's like that. But it's very common in babies. He's not looking at him. He's some mover, isn't he? Well, but I kick your legs. I think you could get that, something done as well for the tear-dark. I'd say it's only if you're very. Did you change him? And the bug earlier. I think I'm my pants always. Did he click again? No. Is he like him? No. Sorry. Um, God love my change, but the buggy. I have the prompt part, so he's laying down. Where is her to date? Well, we'll be with her to date, is he? He doesn't really want to treat, doesn't? Now, I'll need you know, in fairness, no he doesn't. But he's not too. a feed no so it's nice to leave him. Oh yeah yeah but then once he falls asleep he'll throw it out and he's spits it out. I have an hour to go for my dinner. Yeah one more hour I'll be. But don't want to do with the talk time. Get a professional advice. Show him my please affect him in later life you don't know what does it I don't know I don't know I'd say I don't know I'm sure you'd get plenty of advice. Yeah please if you have a baby yourself was at a bit of a tongue-tie what would you do and did affect you so leave us know in the comments. We'd be I'd be very very grateful. I am then tonight myself and Aaron Rose are going to King Fisher. I never heard of the likes for the King Fisher who take the suit. Yeah. Oh does he sing killer? Yeah. Killer. Push that's the only song you know is this? I know James and Rose as well I love that one. I think I really love that more than killer. Does he ever know? Does he ever know? Yeah and actually she loves that quote that they're called Katzai. I tell you I was telling you that she's able to put the thing and my car you know what the spasher fade thing. Yeah she had all the what is that group you say? Katzai. Katzai she she knew it all off by how to add the sounds she does and she knows every single dance move as well. Yeah she was doing it very good yeah she's brilliant absolutely if she was like that now in school she'd be I know she could do every single dance move and she knows every single word of all the songs and she's done dinner my phone she got up all the words of all the songs you know singing it to the words yeah the words I can't even do that I can't either she's a dinger she's brilliant she's not mighty but Katzai's and her not they're common to Ireland now as I said I didn't even know I'm so when the tickets went down sale I had an acclume so they sold out which in seconds they are like gold us nerds get to earn Rose can't you meet only last week mum king did you know King Fischer were come to Ireland unacken Fischer and what they called Katzai they call the hell are they I I'm glad you said that no because you'd be asking me years ago when you were here and say can we go to Westlife I'd be saying oh the heck are they yeah you know what I mean we didn't know who they were I shouldn't but I kind of did but like it's funny how I call it yeah yeah I had no clue yeah I never heard of the meet I've never heard Katzai and Rose and she's like you know this and game boy and what's up Gabriella Gabriella I was like no don't know them all anyways when she started singing the songs is a cheese there's a song she always sings and she was able to dance moves and everything so I tried to get the tickets for Ireland no way and I don't if I put up my Instagram to be fair it always get a bit of a bite be like oh Julia I might have tickets I don't want to go anymore not even a bite I got off on Instagram and everyone's saying Julia they are like gold us 100% you will not get them so I said fuck what they do so I don't know anyone show here I think so I think see they put another one with that because then I went away and I bought two tickets for London what's the that place London do two doing that 500 euro for two tickets just two tickets is that a comedy no I'd get a second holder somewhere for that I know I can believe us just two tickets for 500 euro and then you never even see the band I heard of them not but Aaron was love I know but 205 were you sitting up at the stage I probably in the fact cleaners closet could they were sold out as well but these are the resale things I couldn't get the resale even for Dublin because nobody was selling the tickets police and London people are selling them back because I don't know maybe they're booked a holiday or what like I don't know so then I'd be able to buy it off them but I think the tickets were fair off them and fair off that price anyways I think they were quite expensive that's ridiculous 250 each to see flipping the shaman that's cheap when you think but look at Taylor Swift one people are paying a toast and George I get there like god on my she I can't wait like yeah I like no the only thing the only because I was like will I do want to go the only thing that like because I was sitting out like I had them in my character I was like I'm not paying 500 euro at all for two tickets the only reason I pressed yes by my yoga's hair skittin the only reason I pressed yes to go ahead and buy was because I saw myself I bring fun everywhere as in like I bring them to all the matches I brought into a man city game I brought into Manchester we then stayed in Manchester for the weekend do you know I brought them up and down the country to all the matches and everything which you know the main like yeah sure I brought into the wrestling she's brought on holidays but so is Fion that she's never no I'll bring it to the country at least it's a very thing and like she's never in London so I'm gonna stay at the night over there whatever we make to the London eye and you know we could do do go pop in and say hi that's my uncle my mom's brother Bush um yes we could do like you know I could do that with her so yeah so something to look far at us so um should it be our delay to see it's because the old Folly a lot of the girls that go into Liam they Folly as well you know so you know you have a lot of Irish staff is brilliant but um yeah so we'll see Bush yeah so anyways myself in Air and Rose got the cats out tickets I'd like I'd like Goldost my god how you can afford it ah no um should we have read the Westlife concert was it and they were boys on was it I didn't know who they were I don't know what we were at a concert I don't we were boys but they were Westlife oh see yeah we did go to Westlife I was wrong crying I remember that years ago my young stender all broke up nowhere and I go on to see them again in September who Westlife yeah why did they come back again I suppose they ran out of money I didn't because they're all working away like they're all doing their own thing like that's all the way but they can't keep up their lifestyle you know they got millions and thousands for their concerts but um they didn't have concerts for a while and it's very hard then to keep up your lifestyle yeah true and they all come back then like to sing but we are boy tickets to go to see them but you know what I wasn't gonna go because like that name there's only a couple of them coming back to do the concert and I seen them then on Britain's got talent there but two or three we know I had tickets and I was like fuck go lay brother when I sell them but I see no one Britain and Britain's got talent there but two weeks go they're a performing other are fabulous I was not and definitely gone love Westlife I really love something cool I remember myself and Rachel my sister we went up to Dublin to see the Bay City Rollers yeah should we like like that no you love Westlife we love the Bay City Rollers you know but they were the the group of the thing push it there was only one fella life there was only one fella was a good not really like we wanted to see if I even though I know the original fellas oh my god we have a great crack with the Bay City Rollers they don't all the tartan going down the jeans and the tartan scarf and I never heard them now the Bay City Rollers they sing bye bye baby oh yeah you know that song oh hello do you like that song oh oh I were just saying how good you are but you must say hello give me a dirty there mom hello this hair his loose nose hair hello you got a haircut oh yeah bye oh happy again happy you're not be bye bye baby do you remember those things I know that song yeah but I would not the Bay City Rollers at all but I remember you going to ask cancer yeah we went to from it what a crack we had oh my god and we went to Hulu on Glacier I know him yeah yeah you know he's so and every gay yeah Hulu it was lovely but we left halfway he sings we're getting a bit depressing we left he's a very chill it was crack though it's yeah a cancer it's good I look afford to kick fish and out tonight and that's in carcass that's so handy like it's great that we're doing the cancer and carcass now is or he's big it's a one singer no there's a few them there's a band yeah but like I'm so I'm so lucky because I actually got like a nausea I've done and you've got a blast what did you do a nausea what did you cry sick what did you do with that no that it's not like a real nausea it's so I have a bit of a bump on my nose so I doctor one just put a small bit of filler in so what it does then it evens out the bump the non-surgical not nose job. So I just got that done there earlier this morning and I also got a bit of PEPISIDES injected into me. So basically all that is is like fishmans and my shrays are being just pumped into I would have straightened your nose but that's my friend pain I write my key I say what TV do you have self-port I know make up on now and I asked them there earlier as I can I put on makeup tonight for the concert he said you can and god But this thing there was a new thing PEPISIDES like a load of like fishmans and Water being injected into your skin so it's glowing from the inside out But I have I'm a bit red and I'm a bit rough. I hope God I can put on the makeup tonight. There was a doctor in America made a Fart you know of doing all that but they thought it was nourishing and beautiful injections into their face but all he was injecting them as water and he made millions I'm the news and everything. What's it? Yeah, I don't know I Supposed to people's face went on saggy and baggy they call where my new runners rise down between the runners now and their face Jesus what TV do you want it all? Right and that note we better go because your man here is I think you need to toast the sandwich yeah, I get hungry myself next ball of soup We will go and next week we'll back with Shawnee Shawnee um Shawnee by Shawnee by his bird Crossfish Creepy crawls going to court Judge Judy Creepy next left to get him a sis Where does oh Right to it and I tell you I was coming back from Gary Vaugh the other day. Yeah, and I was and kind of the fast Now he's doing my hundred about it. You know the speed limit bus because I do cruise control and I just stay on a hundred The bird It's not gonna bird the bird you did it wasn't a cruel Give us a picture My car Julie I never got such a phrase you could hear it And how did you know you'd like to do maybe it was a canner of butler's no because the thing flew don't Oh no, I think he was trying to fly across the thing but he flew down he must have failed kind of And he went down right under the car Right to my nerves Why that never happened For me I don't know like how did you know I was a virgin though wasn't the girl It's looking at the road like and you can see the birds Coming along but he kind of came along and went down Just getting old and I could hear And then I got home I said a prayer Oh, yeah, nah, oh, it's going mad But you know what I tell you if I can better one this is awful when I was living out in Australia When the lads were 11 when we lived a lot of Irish like It's going to work one more than a very like we work really really early And as he was draven as you out in Australia I was pitch black now. It was dark like it was early in the morning You should sorry you know is we used to call them you took an Australia You'd use a you should that is like a pickup truck. Oh, I lost it Yeah, so he was draven his pickup truck up in Australia I was in the morning and he was going to work a kangaroo Blue across the road and he hid into the kangaroo And they pick up trucks out there Joe did have the big rail in front like to protect the Check the car at the the use of this stage from the kangaroos But he was gone at such a speed he really knows kangaroo went oh cool Let's get this Well, he wasn't skipping over after this like I want what I could so he pulled in and he went out and the kangaroo was on the floor Like dying but he wasn't dead but he was suffering now the kangaroo So did he go back into the his pickup truck and got like a big huge speed I shoveled like a shovel yeah I went back and lashed the kangaroo over the head Got a suit stop laughing Casa Casa stop laughing No he didn't want the kangaroo like it there I got you a slow touch Yeah, you're supposed to kill it The thing Are you? Yeah Lawyer definitely I couldn't do that could you I could actually put it shortly More for the head because I can't do I got No, you're not leaving an animal suffer even a horse if he Hearty's leg renting that you have to come over to shack on a shoulder. Yeah, but that's like trained people like But he just and I was glad the Australian freaking roll back road After for kangaroo To get his big shovel from his pickup truck and knock him at like kill him Yeah, you're supposed to do that I couldn't I'm sorry I could put them all to these misery How could you stand over him Not Would you have to think of the animal you can't leave him so do it I don't know you wouldn't I don't know god that's how awful isn't it yeah and he was that was him for sure I told to said he put a mold because he was laughing I was telling you to stop laughing Oh god Oh stop I look afar to Sean story imagine if we told that to Sean he probably start crying But that's sad we didn't know to be laugh I know the way you were explaining I think it's too cold to show full I don't have to go into the bury And then he lashed The four kangaroo I got Sean really bravely Sean have a story The kangaroo He'll have the crows will have my friend up court About the kangaroo And the pink winter Santa Oh god, I don't know if you need a death laugh now Right, we are gonna go um after the scooter and we will see you next week Sean will be back and as always thank you so much for your love we comments Thank you thank you for listening to us and Everyone be careful out there and please like this episode and write some comments As I also every week it helps podcast girl. Yeah Thanks guys I stuck my mom and don'ts Bye guys Line tree I'll tree

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. A new mother struggles to register her six-week-old baby due to bureaucratic hurdles, including requiring the father’s presence because they are unmarried and navigating a confusing online system.
  2. While double-parked to feed her hungry baby, the mother’s grandmother panics when a traffic warden approaches, but he shows understanding and does not issue a ticket.
  3. The group discusses the kindness of strangers, sharing stories of a young man helping a stranded woman and a woman assisting a scared teenage girl who broke down.
  4. The mother faces a tongue-tie issue with her baby and seeks advice from the audience on whether to have it snipped, noting it doesn’t seem to affect feeding much.
  5. The baby also has a blocked tear duct, a common condition in infants, and the group debates seeking professional treatment.

Summary:

The transcription features a lively conversation among a group, primarily centered on a new mother’s chaotic attempts to register her six-week-old baby. She faces multiple obstacles: the father must be present because they are unmarried, the hospital registration office was closed due to a bank holiday, and an online system confuses her with a question about her own maiden name versus the baby’s mother’s maiden name. Amid these frustrations, her mother double-parks to feed the hungry baby and panics when a traffic warden approaches, but he kindly reassures her and lets her feed the child without a ticket.

The group reflects on the kindness of strangers, sharing anecdotes about a young man helping a stranded woman and a woman checking on a scared teenage girl who broke down. They lament how people often lack patience but praise these acts of compassion. The mother also discusses her baby’s tongue-tie and blocked tear duct, seeking advice on whether to intervene medically.

Overall, the conversation mixes humor, stress, and gratitude, highlighting the challenges of new parenthood and the importance of empathy in everyday situations.

FAQs

A tongue-tie is when the tongue is restricted by a tight band of tissue. If it doesn't affect feeding, it may not need treatment, but some recommend snipping it early to avoid future issues. It's best to seek professional medical advice.

Both parents must be present at the registration office to register the birth. If the hospital registration office is closed, you must go to the local civil registration office.

You need a registration number, which is sent by the hospital if you didn't register at birth. If you didn't receive it, contact the hospital or visit the registration office to obtain the code.

While double-parking is generally illegal, many traffic wardens may show understanding if you are feeding a hungry baby. It's always best to find legal parking if possible.

A blocked tear duct is common in newborns and often resolves on its own. If it persists, consult a doctor for possible treatment.

If it's safe, pull over and ask if they need help, offer to call recovery services, or provide a place to wait. A simple gesture can make a big difference.

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