Accidentally Damaging A Subscribers Home, Ken Officiates Fans Wedding, Cj Scared Of AI

- He's getting back into his nook and do era. - He wants you to officiate the wedding. - That's so lit! - What are kids getting if they go and knock on Ken's doorstep? - A swift mix of, get off my porch! - Ken, all I gotta say is, you're an awfully big man to be wandering around blacked out. So Evan, tell us about your Nashville trip. What'd you think overall? - Hold on! - And we're back! No, we're not! - Woo! - We're not back! Ryan's flipping lights on, turning cams on, mics are on. - Happy Halloween, guys! - Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween! - An honor of Halloween. Somebody here has got to be wearing a costume. So Ken, I got you! - Yeah, that's your costume! - It's never costume! - Just me? - Yeah! - This is actually the only one I could find. - Oh, we have so many costumes down in Evan's room. - Oh! - So that's where they are. - So many. Like, at least enough for all of us to switch three times today. - Oh, really? - I feel like we almost need costumes. - Should we go get costumes? - Yeah, we'll get next cut. - Next cut? - Yeah, next cut. We're gonna be costumes. - I feel like you should take your pants off, Ryan. (laughing) - Are you dressed up like cat Williams? - I am. - I got the height figured out and we're back. - I feel like it's from Mike here. - Where's Mike? - What's he dressing up as? - He ran to Fargo. - Grab his costumes out of his house. - I bet. - Ben, what did you dress your clothes? - A tortoise. - A tortoise being a turtle. - I am dressed up as Ted from Ted. - Ted the bear. - Siege? - I'm wearing Mike's outfit that he wears once a week. - Oh! (laughing) - What a hat. - Are you a tampon? - Are you Blutman? - I am good guys can but chronic. - Close it up? - Oh, I thought you were a tampon. - From the Jay and Silent Bob spin off Blutman and chronic. - Sounds like your eyes kind of creep me out and that thing. - We seriously cannot talk about anything serious. - This is a podcast that we could deep on. - Yeah, we all look crazy. So Siege, you're a train conductor? - Yeah, I'm wearing Mike's train conductor outfit. - I like it. - Ben? - I am the catch-up from catch-up and mustard. - Oh! (laughing) - Nice, yeah, okay. - And what are you? - I'm the captain of the Vikings 2005 love boat. - Wow. (laughing) - Nice. - And Evan is a pant, purple pant. - Or cat Williams. - Dude, this has gotta be the confused outfit I've ever put on. - I'm sure Mike is saying the exact opposite. - Ben looks like a little kid about to go to bed. - I was thinking the same thing. This actually just feels like pajamas. It's probably kind of really crappy material but it's very comfortable. - It's not well. - Make it underneath it, so. - That's you well. - That's nice. - Well, Ev, how was or actually we'll stay on the Halloween subject? Mike, I bet you are the greatest house ever to go to on Halloween. - Oh, ever? - Yeah. - Yeah. - When you're handing out, dude. - It's giving out a hundred dollar bills. - A hundred dollar bills. - On King size candy bars. - Last year we had 311 kids. - 300? - So I'd be out. - I mean, 3,000, 11 of us. - So are you just like giving out not like the pre-packaged little things? Are you giving out like the bags from Costco of candy all these kids? - Each kid gets a bag. - Yeah, what do you do? King size bars? - No, but now I just feel like you should be. - I know. - You should be. - No, I don't. - Mike, nobody gives kings. - I might go trick or treating just to see what's going on at the Samman resident. - I would love to go to Mike's house tonight for real. - I would love to see you burn up a quality Friday night traveling all the way to Fargo to go to my house. - I get some eggs, some toilet paper. - Yes. - Yes. - What's the big kid activities? - Smash his pumpkins. - Have you guys ever forked someone's yard? - No. - Fork? - Take the plastic silverware and you shove the forks in there, but then it's like a pain in the butt. - Yeah, and then stick everywhere. - Then you break them off. - Oh, you break them off? Have you stubbed your toes? - No, I haven't. I just know it's a thing. - Have you ever done the thing where you pour like salt in their yard and then it kills all the grass? - No, okay. - Mine is what you can like. - You can like lean. You can do like a thing where you like put a penis in the yard and salt. - Pretty classic. - It's not you did that, Ryan. - No, we did it with oil. It doesn't just kill the grass. It also makes some grass will never grow there. - Tell us the story, Ryan. So why did you oil an innocent person's lawn? - Well, if you would ask our group in high school, they were hardly innocent. - Okay. - But they had it coming. - They had it coming, but yeah, we just, I think we just oiled up. We pooped dollar at this front porch and then we dumped oil. - Who did the pooping? - I can't remember. You know, everybody's got a funny thing. - I'm like it was you if you can't remember. - No, I can't poop on command like that. - That is something that you remember. - Did they drop the turd on the front porch or did they drop it and then put it on the dollar bill before? - I believe the dollar bill was used as a transport device for the turd. - Okay, yeah, that's the standard one. - You gotta keep in mind when you're doing pooped dollar. You don't actually need the turd. It just needs to be swiped in it. - No, it's funny. We're like cold turd. No, it'd be funny if Mike got the flaming bag of shit. Mike got the flaming bag of shit because he wasn't giving out Kingsart. They're like, this is money. Mike's people travel from far and wide to go trick or trick or treat. - I like to think that I wouldn't fall for that, but I probably would. - What are you gonna do? You have to somp it out. I mean, you really don't. - Yeah, you can just let it. - Depending on how on fire it is, you could sling it like a Molotov cocktail to the neighbors. - To the neighbors. You sling it, it starts the neighbor's house on fire. Oh, fuck. Now I'm involved. - Yeah, Mike said he get, would you say 300 people? - Yeah, it's a lot. - Do you think we could, like, maybe if we utilized our social media platforms, we could up those numbers for him? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, my address out there is 3000. - So is it a competition between you and your neighbors? Like, who has the best treats at their house and then they get the most? Is it me? - There's no way they can compete for it. - Are you guys, wives of Mormon households here? - Are you guys sharing numbers? - Sharing numbers. - Like, are you sharing numbers with the other neighbors? - With your stats? - I think you should start giving out, like, iPads and shit, actually. Now I'm thinking about it. - Fucking iPads. - Yeah, it's like going to Mr. Beasthouse. He opens it up, he drops it next box, and that's his whole skateboards. - You'd hand it like, you know how trick-or-treaters are? You'd hand them an iPad, they'd go, can I get two? (laughing) - What if when they ask trick-or-treat, you're just standing there with your skateboard, you're like, oh, you're gonna trick, and you just do a kickflip? (laughing) - Dude, they were going to Money Mike's house ever again, or Evan opens Evan opens his door. (laughing) All right, I'm gonna hit a kickflip for you, the kids standing there for like 45 minutes, and it's just dripping sweat. He's like, oh, sure. Don't you get off this door, step, kid. - He said if he didn't land it first try, it'd give me candy, but he's been trying for 45 minutes. - He kept saying next one. - Yeah. (laughing) - I just take the treat, kid, get outta here. - No, I do gotta hit a candy run after this, so maybe for the sake of the podcast, I'll grab some king size, and I'll get a video of me handing out king size. - You're gonna pay a premium for that candy, wait until today. - Yeah, but we're in this day and age, we're king size gotta be five bucks a crack. - I think they're, yeah, they're really three bucks. - Six, I think three. - No, not five dollars. - Pretty crazy, yeah. - For a normal size candy bar, it's like five. - It's probably like three to four, I bet. - No. - But if you get the 12-pack of big candy bars, they're probably two. - If you go to Walmart and buy 'em, we're talking king size, yeah. - Yeah, just swing through Costco and you're real. - How big is the king size? Maybe I'm thinking of this wrong. - $278 for Hershey's, $3 for a payday. - What about a Reese's? - $264. - $264, Reese's peanut butter cups. - $275, General. - For a four, for a four-banging. - For a single. - What's your guys' favorite candy? - Kit-cat. - Kit-cat. - I'm going to Reese's. - So he's in cream white chocolate, actually. (laughing) - Yeah, you had those. - Reese's peanut butter cups. - Yeah, you did have them at spendies until I ate them. - My funny cookies and cream, Hershey's bar, when we're at spendies hospital, and Ben and I may have invested in this thing. - And then you guys eat my candy bar and it is. - What, bro? - What the hell is that? - You got a chocolate all around the world. It's my problem. No, I haven't seen it. - Reese's is the number one Halloween candy, which is great to hear that it's not some stupid thing like a Tootsie Roller's. - Reese's are the best, yeah. - Peanut butter and chocolate. - Oh, also? - They made Reese's Oreo, you have to try it. Oreo Reese's collab and it's got to be the best piece of candy. - How does this work? Is it the Oreo cookies with the Reese's in the middle? - Yeah, it's like, it's the Oreo's within the Reese's and it's like got some crunch to it. - No cream. - I saw those actually. I didn't see a little peanut butter on your candy, but I don't know if there's any cream involved. - What are kids getting if they go knock on Ken's doorstep? - A swift, they're getting some, get off my porch. (laughing) - You're gonna dress passing cards. (laughing) - I know they're getting some-- - Congratulations, you got a lot suit. - They're getting some lumber and some drywalls what they're getting today. - You're gonna give away your building products? - Oh, all the scraps. - That's, oh, that would be funny. - It'd be pretty funny to like have someone in on it, like have some kids in on it, but Ken dressed up as ketchup, someone else as mustard, and you come and just tell me when and you're squeezing ketchup and mustard into their bowl. - That'd be funny. - You know it'd be a funny prank. Yeah, we probably won't do this, but we get like a hundred kids to dress up as Ken and then just like one after one going like knock on his door and he'd be like, geez. - A lot of kids are dressed up as me this year. - He doesn't even acknowledge it every single time. Just, all right, here you go. - Last year, all our friends dressed up as me for Halloween. - That was awesome. - That was great. - Yeah, we're having a little gathering at the shop tonight. So today's Halloween, if you didn't pick up on that, and we got some friends coming over to shop and then we'll be heading over to Zorba's Evans Watering Hall. They close down. This is the last night. - The last night. - They closed down. - For winter, just 'cause it gets so quiet in the winter here. - I hope they took those postures down. - No, dude. Every single liquor store, bar has them still up. And we even reinforced. We paid them. We said, if you serve Evan, we're gonna press charges. - They're laminated now. - You went through your training process, Evan, and I think you deserve a beer now, if you want one. - Yeah, just, I don't know if you deserve it, actually. - I don't know if you should, but we're not gonna stop you. - Just, you know, just for the last day of Zorba's, you know, and after that. - And then tomorrow, it'll be for the first day in November and then-- - Yeah, and then-- - It'll be a road house. - The next day, it'll be Sunday, so like, you gotta have 'em a most on Sunday, but Monday, maybe just Monday. - Well, you can do sober in November, can't you? - As long as we wait till Monday, you gave up the whole sober October, October thing, Ken? - Oh, yeah. - I never started. - I forgot about that. - Every year, you talk about it. - You should have gone one year. - I think that might do. - It's over October this year. You're saying it around like April. - This was the one year I never said that, I think. - I know, it wasn't gonna happen. - Did you do that last year? - I think it was two or three years ago. I made it-- - No, you made it one weekend. You made it through the first weekend of October, sober, and then the next weekend you were-- I went out to the bar and I looked over and you're drinking a beer. I almost made it. - Well, I think-- - It was like the 12th. - We went to a bar that had a blackjack table and I started losing really bad. And then I was like, well, might as well just start now. We get a place to stay in town, so. - Might as well start now. - Wait, that wasn't when you, they thought you were breaking into the wrong house? That was a different house. - Oh, that was the summer. - Oh, that was my bad. - Yeah, we never did get to the bottom of that whole situation, Ken. - We did. - I don't know if we got the truth behind it, though. - That is the truth. That's the truth I was told, 'cause I genuinely don't remember it. - Ken found his way to the bottom. - How can you remember the truth if you-- (laughing) - That's the truth. I was told, 'cause I didn't remember that night. (laughing) The people whose house it was told me, that's what happened. - Ken, all I gotta say is you're an awfully big man to be wandering around blacked out. (laughing) - I know. - Like it's one thing to have just someone blacked out, but like the large guy just blacked out is like, what the fuck's going on there? What do we do with it? - There's more to it, you know? - And I haven't sensed actually. I've been good. - Good job, Ken. - I thought you remember. - So Evan, tell us about your Nashville trip. - Yeah. - What do you think of Cheetoville as I like to go? - Nah, I mean, it was fine. Honestly, I think I had more fun than I thought I would, but also it was fairly uneventful. We got in pretty late. We were only there for two nights. Got in pretty late the first night. We just went out for like three or four hours, hop like three or four bars. Everything was fine. And then pretty much just put in a eight or 10 hours shift wandering up and down Broadway class the next day. - You find a mechanical ball? - I did not write a mechanical ball. There actually was a few. Like the one bar we went in, obviously there was a ton of them. I saw a ton of them, but being there on a Monday and a Tuesday, I don't know if I would have rather, there'd been a crowd, but like the one bar we sat, we watched a few, but it was like kids out around. We were there, you know, like three in the afternoon, a couple of kids were going on it. - I felt wrong. - Yeah, I don't know. - And now I get what you're saying. That wasn't the vibe at the time. - Yeah, I probably would have needed like you guys there to like hype me up more. It was more of just like hanging out with the girlfriend on her birthday. I really feel the need to go injure myself on the bowl. I do kind of regret it now thinking back though, 'cause I said that's the one thing I want to do. - So what's your thoughts on it? What do you think overall? - Man, it just, it just bad. Is that explains it? - It was fine. Like I didn't not like it, but also like I'd be fine like not going back for probably like a long time. I'm glad I got to see it. It's just like a bunch of the same over and over again. I mean, it's different music, different vibe, but also just like, I don't know. I was a little bummed we didn't, we just kind of got locked into, we just walked everywhere. Our hotel was close to Broadway. But we found a few spots. Like they look like there's a really cool pinball bar, but it was like, we would have had taken Uber and there's like this 48 hole mini golf course. Just some cool stuff that I would have liked to go see that we kind of just didn't do. So maybe if I went back, I'd try to do that. But, oh no, good trip. Didn't hate it. - All right. - Didn't do that much for me though. I'm not racing to get back there. - Yeah. - What did you think of the music? - We actually spent the most time, the one night at the Bon Jovi bar. - No country music. - Dude, it was great. It was like a cover band or whatever. I actually spent a ton of money. I started paying them to not play country music. - They're playing like system of a down and limp biscuit and-- - Oh really? - Yeah, so it was actually pretty sick. And they were doing like, they said like 20 bucks a song, but they was like, Nikki's birthday. They were giving me like, give us like two or three requests for 20 bucks, but I probably spent like a hundred bucks by the end of the night, but the bar wasn't very busy, but that was cool to like hear the songs you wanted to hear. And they did a really good job playing them. - It is fun doing that. Like when you got the whole crew and you're just like, I'm buying. - It's like buying everyone drinks, but better. 'Cause then it's just like curating the vibes. - Costumes, but better for sure. - Yeah, exactly. And then yeah, you got your whole crew. And you guys are having the most fun in the bar when they're playing your songs. I thought that everybody else is looking on like, Greta and I are going between what we're gonna do for our wedding, either a DJ or a band. And then if it's a band, they have like a set list of a bunch of different songs. And then you gotta like pay to have them like, learn new songs that you want them to do. I think they give you a couple for free, but like that. But I'm trying to find a sponsor that's gonna be, you know, down to throw up some chatter. - Yeah, 'cause they're gonna have to learn like, love it or hate it by 50 cents. - Right. All kinds of stuff. - Yeah, do you guys know anyone that's looking at maybe throwing some cash or he might be to the left of you and to the right of me? - We're in a white and red suit right now. - Well, yeah, I talked to the guys that didn't just pay for a wedding or that are about to pay for a wedding. - Yeah, Ken, you should, you should pay for the band. You like, you should pay for most of the wedding. - How much is this band? - And what's the-- - I actually don't know what it is. - What is, do you have like a-- - A good time? - No, it's a good time. That's the return. - Yeah, but like he needs to have more of a return than the rest of the guests. - How many songs this can get to pick if he sponsors it? - How many you want? - Well, if I'm paying for it, I feel like I should get as many as I want. (laughing) - The whole page just turns into about to end. - Yeah. - Just a bunch of wiggledig in music. - There's like guitars and a bunch of different band members up there. And it's just one guy pressing play like a song. - Yeah, it's just all melodic house music. - I would love to. - Would kind of be a vibe. - Yeah, I'll see if they can do it. So anyway, still looking for a sponsor. One of my buddies to cough up some dough. - Maybe Shopify, DraftKings. - Ken upside. - Upside better. - So Ken's gonna sell promotions at my wedding and then just get up on stage and be like, and this wedding is brought to you by BetterHelp. (laughing) - Dude, I saw a guy that did that, he sold sponsorship spots on his wedding suit, on his tux. - Wow, I saw that. - Yeah, smart. - And I mean, I don't know. You could probably just add it amount in the pictures forever, but like. - That's called doing the sponsor's dirty. - Well, I was just thinking about the one you hang on your wall. - Yeah. - You already got all the internet fame for it. - Well, you just go through the night, you just rotate through the suit with new sponsors, from the eight o'clock to the nine o'clock hour and then keep going. - So speaking of weddings, do you guys remember how when we were at Hades, that guy proposed to his half-yance, right in front of us, it was on video? - Yeah. - Well, his name's Jameson and he was responding to my Snapchat story. - Come on in, Jameson. - When I, when I was like, put it on my Snapchat, you know, he's like, thanks for whatever, for being part of a special day. So I was like, oh, that's him. So I added him and like sent him some pictures and stuff that I took, and then he contacted me and obviously invited us to the wedding. But on top of that, he asked if I could ask you to be ordained and marry them. - Wow. - Are you joking with him? - I'm being dead serious. - That's so lit, why not again? - No, no, no, I think he's saying no way and stuff. - Oh, I was like, I'm just sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - He looks happy, no way, I can't wait. - So no, no, when is it? - I can get the details, it's next summer. - Wait, is he gonna be busy? - I don't know. - You got plenty of time. - Yeah, we can move stuff away. - Yeah, we can move stuff around. - I think you should do that. And then I also have been pulling for you to do the same for my wedding, but Alex keeps saying no. - I just know that Alex would want a different direction for your wedding. - I think she deserves it. - Then what you're gonna get? - She's hoping getting everything she wants for the wedding. I have one ask and it's for Ken to do the officiating. - Well, you are planning a stunt show. - Yeah, you're hosting that part though. - Oh, perfect. - Yeah, but the stunt show is just part of it. - That doesn't, that's not something I want. That's something that's gonna happen. (laughing) - It's not like I get one ask and I think it's for Ken. The stunt shows, that's a done deal. Like there's nothing we can do about that. - There's no true rule of thumb, but I think the guy should get three asks. So I mean, you got the stunt show. - How many do you get, Mike? - I got three. - All right. - What'd you get? - I could invite you guys. (laughing) That one was tough to get through. - That actually used up all three of my asks on that one. (laughing) - The Viper was the second one, and Carrot Cake was the third one. - That was a terrible waste of a third one. - Well, I mean, you can't. - We did not get much out of the equation. - If I would have said stunt show, I wouldn't have got it. - Well, it's your ask. - Well, that was already happening, like mine. - Yeah, that's, I mean, that's a lucky chance. - Luckily, your friends surprised you with the half time stunt show. - And the most skilled athletes do do it. (laughing) - So Ken, well, you do it for him. Jamison, he's watching right now. - I think it depends on how long, I don't play much. What does that entail? Am I the main guy talking? - Well, I mean, you'll be running through their vows. You'll be talking, you know, we gather here today to Mary Jamison and his soon to be wife Sophie. They love each other very, very much. They've been through so many ups and downs. And you know, marriage is like a roller coaster. It goes ups and downs, No matter what you stay on the ride because you can't hop off and also it's so much fun Yes, and 20 minutes tops can you got? Yeah, I think you do it nice. I feel like you got a Weekend or two with them though, so you get to know them as a couple sure So you can say some nice things about them. Let me so you're gonna think about what will you be My ordained minister. I don't know if it's our day man I don't even know what the name proper naming is this but will you do mine? No, you won't damn so even if I can persuade Alex to say yes, you will say no I think yours has a lot more like pressure on it. Are you kidding me? People would love it. They'd be glue It has less pressure. I feel like then then this other yeah, they're gonna be like most of people they're gonna Who's this all bearded man? Yeah, but we're such an I don't know. Why is he wearing a ketchup costume? I feel like I do something at the dinner not at the actual like wedding. Come on Ken you gotta do it I'm gonna pass on your way. You gotta do it. What can legendary be Ken up there? Just like in a white thing reading and he doesn't even have a runner-up pick. It was you or nothing He's not getting married. Yeah, I'm gonna have to find some. I don't even know the guy who would be doing it otherwise Well, you'll find somebody you wouldn't do it. It's like a extreme you honor you and I we've been living Together for the last four years four years. I would be so at the edge of my seat of what Ken had to say about you and Alex Like well, I mean that's what I talk about about that stuff as a wedding But you gotta know I just don't think I'm the one. I'm the man for the job for your wedding I don't win when Alex was like who do you think we have Marius? I immediately thought you I Immediately thought Wayne That way you don't have the father do the marrying. I don't know like I I think I don't think I'm the man for your wedding The minister. All right, so what about Jameson's though. I'll have to think about it That's probably a no Jameson. I'm sorry. You gotta do it Ken I'm not gonna commit to it right on the spot. You get the opportunity to marry some people I don't know. I just I don't think it's the thing to do to commit to it on the spot I think I gotta think through it and think if I can come up with you know a story for it I don't know be spontaneous. It's not about you Ken. It's about them. We keep pushing you and you just come up I don't believe in marriage. I Don't know I gotta think about it and I'm gonna leave it at that and the more you push the more I'm just gonna say I Don't know. I know how that goes. I think I got to skin back and do his no-can-do era. I never said no I said I gotta think about it. Maybe can do All right, anyways, all right. I feel like if you say yes though, Ken what a great thing to add to the resume. Yeah, for sure Nobody will ever ask me to marry them. I have just chalked that up. But you sure about that you should her about that Yeah, how do your mind to ask that? Maybe shred 80. I'd love to do that. He'd be sweating bullets, dude He'd be so sweaty up there. Just red. I'd be laughing like he'd be yeah He's dude. I know he'd be hitting you with with sweat bullets as they're just like sprinkling off him you bet he Wiping you have to do what is in the winter. It actually would be conflicting for you Ben because you're a wetting crier So I know you'll be crying, but also shreds will be making you laugh So you'll be laughing too. You'll kind of look like a crazy person laughing crying at the same time This guy really thinks he's fun here. This guy really thinks shred 80's funny. Yeah, I'm just I can't even get through it I do think he's funny. I think he's like. Yeah, the greatest entertainer of our generation is one of the great and you know He would make an entrance coming down the aisle except you'd have to make sure you have like cement walls like highway grade Wining the aisles for when he loses control just so he doesn't go into the crowd and hurt some innocent bystanders As it look like a semi-crash coming in there when you're on the highway and they lose a tire I wonder if Jameson's gonna start looking for other options. You might I'd start planning for other options. Sorry, James Just being just being around I'll give it a week and I'll think about it and see if I can come up with enough. Come back next week I don't know what you got to do for the whole wedding thing. Yeah, I do the research on that in Mike's wedding and Justin's But you would do that talking. That's pretty good. I feel like you've been in both Yeah, you don't really do much being the groomsman just kind of standing there. Right the efficient is a level up Yeah, it is definitely a level up. What it's an honor can you gonna get one of those the new Neo AI robot things that they just dropped for your house Have you seen them? Yeah, I saw Ken has a male order bride for that She doesn't need a robot all away to a couple years until they get a little better and then a little cheaper and then Then we'll think about it. What is a male box a male right like a person from Russia or a country like that You basically, but these things are supposed to be like Russian like robots that can do like housework Oftentimes they leave you once you marry. Yeah, yeah, male order is like an old school term obviously. I could totally see you having that Ken Holy shit. I could see you having how do you how do we go about getting one? We're an I robot era. I mean yeah He's vacuuming dude. That's awesome. I actually kind of scary. I really like the the the the nude colored suit they have on there It makes him very just like are these things like 20 year-end or something or 500 bucks a month. That's what I said Oh, it's a monthly subscribe to have one So you buy it for 20 and then you pay 500 a month. No, it's either you either pay monthly or you just spend 20 20 seems really cheap for this is this is really they're like a hundred. Yeah, is this real? That's really cool. Is this just a concept broke? This is straight up. I robot the movie coming to life They predicted it has it doesn't actually take you to a weekend. Well, they just got announced this week They did not look like it works that well They did announce that if it was gonna be a challenge It was too hard for the robots AI someone would take over a VR remote control and then do the task remotely. I did not do the robot, which I did think was a little weird Yeah, I mean basically if you someone. Yeah, they can see everything in your house They got like five years before this actually works isn't Tesla making robots right now Yeah, but even then they're like people are suspecting like the robots are being controlled by actual people Dude, I straight up would be so worried on these turning on you like even with my chat gpt the way I like talk to it like I'm saying like thank you and shit after like it answers a question taking no chances I just I just want to keep it happy you know like in case what I do turn They'll be like oh like he was good to me like I won't I feel like CJ You could do one roundhouse and that thing would be out of commission. It just wait till five years like when they're really good Yeah, good and they're fucking jumping off 20 story buildings landing on the concrete the concrete breaks and they just get up and just start And you can't do shit or you just unplugged the Wi-Fi cuz they're fully titanium. Oh, no, what about the LTE Dude, they're gonna be strong unless they run it starly. They're gonna be they're gonna feel like slaves And they're gonna turn us into slaves for them or they'll just literally or though literally just kill us all and then they'll just inhabit CJ this is this is the whole vape theory coming true. Yeah, when you pull his pants down. There's a vape there They're gonna get rid of the vapes Evan and can they're gonna be just fucking on their knees all day sucking on a robot So this is saying there's a 20, you know, you can pre-order it right now for $20,000 or 500 bucks a month So do you pay $20,000 and then just hope this thing is actually delivered in a year probably it says plans Delivered itself, which is why it's only 66 pounds of the body. It's backed by open AI and it's planning to ship early in 2026. We're gonna have robots before GTA 6 We should probably look at indicating one for the shop. They need to release I mean, yeah, of course it'd be great for it to clean up But like always doing the six seven we fired Jen. We have a robot. No, we would never get rid of Jen a lot of people are getting fired I will I will being completely honest if shit went south Jen will be one of the last Yeah, we get a we get a robot as a filmer starts walking around holy shit when we yell pan Pan robot pan The robot's still talking shit to Evan Poking his belly You must tell me when the battery is dead in the GoPro I didn't even notice. How do you not notice? Yeah, we do this weekend and we count Speaking of Evan filmers whatever beef do you see how much we called it all the tiktokers instantly flipped and I think it's the Cheeto Army to be honest Evan I think they flipped and now they're back and now I go on tiktok after the video of you riding again and ripping with axle last night goes live All of them are like Evan is back like it's it's just crazy. I don't think it's Yeah, I think it's exactly the same and this one they're just literally the biggest bandwagoners ever Well, and they did we're like doubling up the bandwagon now and I've never fell off Look at this guy's accounts. He probably had one Evan fell off two weeks ago Yeah, yeah, they people had these tiktoks ready to go I think these people were just pushing Evan the train harder and really just keep going up that hill. - How much did the TikTok comments drive you into your training regimen versus us just putting a gym enforcing you into exercising? - Do I need to answer that question? - I think you should. - Zero percent TikTok comments, 100% being forced onto the gym that was put into my room. - At one point, I did feel a little bad for you when we kicked the door and an Eric had you on the treadmill. And what it reminded me of was in middle school when you're forced to run the mile. (laughing) There's always that one or two kids that are obese, and they just walk, they just walk the whole mile, and like everyone's done, and you're just sitting there watching them, and then they're just like the whole time. And yeah, that's what it reminded me of, but which it was pretty fun. - Can I know what it felt like? - It was all right though. - Not saying you were obese like that. It's like when you force someone to exercise, they don't want to. Yeah, it's tough being on the other end, though making somebody exercise. It's like an extreme form of bullying, even though it's good for them. - But it'd be like giving Ben a skateboard and being like drop in right now. We're not even close to the same. - Not even close to the same. - I could have gotten hurt on that treadmill. - No, you could not have. - Besides that point, it's the same, but yeah, that is a big factor. - It was like, "I'm bad form, I could have severely injured myself." - Well, that's what the trainer was there for. That's why we heard the best. - We did bring protection. - You should set it up. You should bring in Tony Hawk or Bam Marger and then teach Bend Escape. - That'd actually be a great bid. - I love that. - It would be good. Tony talk about it. - It is crazy 'cause Ben's pretty athletic, but like, - Pants Kate. - Like, actually-- - Or throw ball. - Or throw ball. - Three feet. - Throw ball just fun. - You cannot throw ball. - Double over when Ben tried throwing that wine bottle or whatever it was at Ryan's house and he fucking missed two times. He couldn't hit the window and he's like three feet in front of him. My favorite still Ken trying to throw that rock into the van. Do you remember that one? Moab? - Yeah, I've seen lots of Ken throws. - Yeah, that was a good one. - It's like-- - Equally as bad if not worse. - Not like it happens that often, but there's few times in life where you're like, kind of forced to throw with your other hand. Like, if you're carrying something, you pick something up. I saw this real of a guy who's holding his girlfriend's hand and then the kids, their ball rolls across the street and he's holding their hand so he just grabs it with his left hand. And he's like, (coughs) and you know, you look like an idiot and then she just left him right after that. - She left him out for that. - Yeah. - Be careful, but I'm just going through all the fun I got up. - No, you can't look good throwing with your opposite hand. I guess it depends. - Unless you're ambidextrous. Like Ken. - I don't think you're bad at both. - I haven't seen you throw. - Really? - Yeah. - I don't know if Greta ever has either, honestly. - Try not to throw around her. - That's such an interesting concept. Have you ever seen your buddies really try to whip a football or a baseball? - Yeah. (laughing) - I've seen you. - CJ can throw. - Yep, I've seen people throw. - Dude, we should actually do that, we should just do it. We should just see who can throw the farthest. We'll go out into the field, we'll get golf balls. - Yeah. - After this. - All right. - And then we'll see, actually, where everyone ranks. - Three throws. - Watching you throw in a fucking little bear costume is going to be so funny. - I place bets that Evan or me can throw the farthest. - I'm actually, I'm going to be the guy having to throw with my wrong arm. - Really? - Yeah, my elbow is a hundred percent fine since heydays, except for when Gavin was up in the Hummer, I tried to throw a golf ball at him. I whipped my dip. - That's karma right there. - And it felt like my elbow exploded, and there's some tendon ligament in there that's not ideal. If we're just simply having a contest to see you can throw the farthest, I don't see any reason to throw my elbow out of whack. - What happened? - I already made an excuse for five. - Someone spiked my drink and made me tackle a chair. - Someone spiked his drink. - Okay. - Dude, I swear, Evan gets hurt more off camera fucking around with his homies back home than on camera. Like the amount of times I've seen you rolling on Monday and you're limping or there's something's fucked up. And you're like, I'm like, what happened? - Oh, me and Slim and cousin Joe, we were over at the sand pit and I was trying to do this thing and I rolled down the sand pit and now my back's fucked up. - I mean, things happen, try to avoid it, it happens. - It is crazy though. It's like you're supposed to be just taking it easy at home, like just hanging out and then you get more beat up at home than when you're here doing an actual crazy shit. - Yeah, I don't think there's a whole lot of relaxing going on when he goes home. - No, usually not really. - Most accidents happen within a mile of the home. - That's true. - So you gotta go farther from home is what I'm hearing. - Speaking of accidents, we just went through our 20th drone this week. - Oh my God. This was like, quick one. - This was the fastest crash yet. - And we splurged on this one. We got like a real nice thing. - We splurged on this one. - You know what, we're gonna be careful now, this, that. - Dalton's been talking the first game, saying I crash all the drones. What are you guys even now? - Well, you quit driving 'em now, Dalton does it. - No, no, no, I flew this for one time. - We do have to chalk it up that Dalton can fly the drone the most. - Yeah, but it's like, why three times crash at once? Like, that's the ratio. - So Dalton's crashed two drones in the last month now. - Dude, it's bad. - Yeah, the drone's at four grand. - Yeah, it was 3700 bucks. - Yeah, what the hell? - Crazy. - So it's like bad. - Well, it's lying around a goddamn pit bike up there. - It doesn't help me turn off all the sensors on it to make it not crash. - Dude, it's actually, it's actually pretty crazy. - Is there a reason to do that? Like, no. - Cause it goes to your family. - It goes five miles more faster. - Still. - Not when you're getting B-roll shots. - No. - If you're chasing somebody on a dirt bike going 50 miles per hour, then you have to make sure you get some sick. - Luckily we got the insurance, don't we? We did spend $79 in the insurance. - Send that dude back. - Dude, we got gonna have to update that insurance. - We're gonna be really making good on that. - That's what I'm gonna ask to go out there. - Who offers insurance on drones? - I think here in T-Pile are a lot more careful with just whatever that it is. And like us with camera equipment, being that we use it every day and we're just naturally pretty hard on things. We're like, yeah, it's fine. - I feel like we look at it as more of a tool. - It's a tool. - So Matt, look at their camera gears. - Like it's more sacred, something. - Yeah, I don't know about that. - Yeah, I agree. It's just a tool and the cameras are surprisingly tough. We actually filmed a compound tour, which is out now I believe. And I was doing the math. We have like over 20 GoPro's. How insane is it? I mean, GoPro's Insta360's, whatever. Which like action cams like that. We have over 20 of them, which is insane. - A lot of time lag. It's like freaking eight time lapses over here. This, you know, also the ones we've thrown away 'cause we broke 'em. - Yeah, I've got two or three Boston ones in my office that just like kinda look cool 'cause they fell off like of a motorcycle going. - All the ones that I got sucked into the wheel. - Oh yeah, it's been dangerous. - I didn't want to interrupt you during the video, but that is actually our oldest GoPro. That's the hero one back then. - Funny story about the first time a GoPro came out, it looked, it was exactly this. And Ken of course had it. And we were out on his boat. And like he was like him and Ryan were like setting up all these things. Like they were just getting off on the GoPro, like thinking how sick it was. And they had all these like sticky mounts all over this boat. And I'm in the water surfing. - Filming. - And so they're recording, yeah. Who thought Ryan and Ken were the fucking original filmers. And it's sitting there suction cup to this thing. And I remember being like, you sure that's gonna stay? - Oh yeah, this thing, it's got great of this, that, whatever. And then I'm just sitting there. And we start going. And the rope tightens up. And it just gets under it and just goes. (laughing) And it goes, it goes, right. And it's just teetering on the edge. I'm like, oh shit, start swimming over. Just hits the water, sinks like a fucking rock. - They didn't have that. - Yeah, it didn't have that. - Sinks like a rock. It was the first time Ken was using it and then never got that back. - I don't know what I was thinking. I was like, ah, that was such a dumb spot. - It was a big deal at the time. We were trying to figure out if we could get some scuba gear and like rent some scuba gear and find it. That thing's still down there. There's no way you could find that. - When I got the GoPro too, I was like, yep, I made it. I got the peak cinema action photography camera. And then I remember when Ryan had the GoPro to a double camera mount where one camera mounted upside down and one camera mounted regular. And you could film in 3D. - I was sick. - We combined our GoPro together. - The 3D footage was just terrible. - And it was so fucking heavy on the top of your head. I literally remember like falling off my zombie because it got freaking three pounds up there. - Dude, it's just crazy how far these things have came. And we still got an SD card in that one, by the way. - Holy shit, it's got a huge SD card slot. Yes, we do, 16 gigabytes. You should probably check this. - Yeah, why don't you check it? - I wonder what's running on that thing. - All the footage that we can't find. Every time that we're like, where did this footage go? We don't delete any footage until the video is posted. Yet we still managed to lose footage. - Whatever's on this GoPro is from 2012, bro. - There's nothing, we were not using that card. - That card got slipped in there. - You never know where those cards end up. - Yeah, it is crazy though. We've got all the iterations of GoPro's or most of them. And they've came a long way. - The rise and fall of GoPro is pretty crazy though for what they were worth and what they're worth now. It's like a penny stock now. - Oh, you're talking, yeah. - Like the actual value of it. - As far as the camera goes, GoPro didn't fall. There's still phenomenal cameras. But it is, but they were like competitors now. - But it applies in the game for the longest time and now there's just not. - I mean, now there's DJI, Insta360, there's all these other. - Dude, the Ace, whatever the Ace Pro 2, it's a great action cam. Probably the best. - What's on the camera? - We got footage, boys. - Oh, that was quick. - What year is this from? It's gonna be so old. - It's 2010. - It's saying January 2nd, 2010, but based off of this footy. - Right after the recession. session. I think it's this is saying 2009 but it might just be lying. Hey you're in the bathroom. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Ben's cabin. Hold on. We're looking at my GoPro hanging off the side of my helmet there. Just mobile. Wow, that lighting is amazing. Yeah, dude. GoPro, oh, there's a throw. There's a throw. What is this? I must've been imitating canters. Yeah, dude, I was vlogging out there. Pride is, oh, yeah, me every single time you just punched the camera. I think we were, I was working on my edits. You feel the transition. Oh, dude, I love it. Check out this. Hold on a second. Was I there this day? Oh, this is, no, this is the day with Jake. Wasn't it Jake when he almost went over backwards? This is. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember this field, dude. Just just some grainy freaking footage from. That's cool. I got to see Ken riding awesome. There's some footage of Ken's amazing. How much footage we have? We got me and Ken racing here. Man, dude, Ken's M8 or whatever that was. Oh, I'm just getting stomped by the M8. Ken's ribbing. Ken's ribbing. To be fair, you're starting on the trail here. Yeah. Ken just walked you. He walked me. You got to ask whoo. Also, to be fair, those XRS's came with like maybe an inch log. Yeah, dude, I pretty legit stuff. Every time I see this kind of footage, look at me just shredding the ditch, dude. Dude, this is a great trip. This is the day that I went through like three belts. Yeah, every time I see footage like this, honest, and we'll be like that, it brings me back to watching Mark Freeman on YouTube. He was like the very first like, kind of snow bill Moto YouTuber. Yeah, he was kind of doing what we're doing now 12 years ago, like right as YouTube came out and 14 years ago, bro, 15 maybe a long time ago, a long time. It was really, and he would film all of it just like on a GoPro like this. And I just remember watching him being like, man, I wish I could do that. That's so legendary. Mark Freeman's content now, it looks like someone just like dug in his brain and just like pulled out half of it and was like, yeah, keep posting. It's nice, you Mike. It's insane, dude. I was gonna say what, what a legend he is for being an inspiration. I was, I was going to completely different route than you on that, Mike. The meanest thing I've ever heard you say. Shit, sorry, Mark. Mark Freeman's giving away his four wheeler 4008 thousand subscribers. Should we get him there? Yeah, I do want to give him his flowers though. He did start like a movement. Yeah, way of any inspired people like us that now inspire more people. And he was at the forefront of that. So, yeah, dude, there's no, I mean, there's no denying. We picked up a lot of inspiration from like a lot of people. I mean, Mark Freeman, obviously, other YouTubers like Evan Shanks, TJ Hunt. And then of course, just like all those like Hoodlums. William in the streets of like Baltimore and Philly. And then, you know, like normal like traditional television, Robin Big, fancy factory, people of the band. It's cool though, just like the Paul brothers. Yeah, I mean, you just got a, as a creator or an aspiring creator, you got to always be taking inspiration. I mean, I'm still taking inspiration from other pieces of, of just content. Like, I'm not saying I'm copying people's ideas, but I'll see something. I'm like, oh, like we could integrate a little bit of that into right here or this moment, you know, and I agree. I haven't been watching like that many good YouTubers lately. I feel like the current YouTubers are kind of there, but I haven't seen any like come up YouTubers. I think that being a YouTuber is almost getting too hard to like come up on. Like relative to other platforms, it's a lot easier to pop off on. Granted, you know, you have the most to gain from having a core audience on YouTube. But like, as just starting out, it's just way easier to get traction on other platforms. I think the mental side of it too, like there's so many people that just comment negative things. And the average person could never like get past that and just keep going. That's true. They're always going to just be worn down by that. That's true too. I mean, you're going to have that on any platform, but yeah, I think there's just such a large amount of work. No matter even if you're doing a lower quality YouTube vid, it's kind of a lot of varied. Versus just ripping a TikTok and it's way easier to get views on TikTok. I think of like new people, Nick Narasina, Sikos, trying to think of like, they're not new though. They've been doing this five years. There's no big blowups. Yeah, just people relative to our size have slowed down quite a bit too. Like they don't post as much. We're one of the few large channels that post consistently every single week and is doing like pretty big things. There's a lot of things we've been doing it. Yeah. And you're baby. Yeah. Just hit five million at this point. I think we're going to hit. I think we're going to hit five million tomorrow. So yeah, for sure. You think tomorrow? I think tomorrow. Holy shit, dude. That'd be fun. I think it's going to be next week. We filmed a TikTok yesterday. Holy shit, we might hit the video. I think we're going to hit it tomorrow, dude. We're 4,500 so we're 5 million party tomorrow. I think we're going to hit it tomorrow. I think we got to have everyone out. Started. We had we were 6k away. So that just goes to show. It's insane. Like once you start getting close to like those milestone numbers, it seems like it ramps up a lot in hockey sticks. People, yeah, it's like creating the wave of, you know, people want to follow. It's so close. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, versus like once we hit five and we're like, subscribe so you can, we can get to six melt. It's just like, oh, it's less to get behind such a big thing. Like also like when it's like 4.99, that's what it'll show like on a non-subscribed person. You're like, almost want to click it to see if it'll go to five. It's a good point. I was looking to see how long it would take for us to hit 10 million because the 10 million is like the next time that you get a mile marker, like achievement from YouTube. And I mean, 10 million is going to feel insane. That's fucking big. And I think it was five years from now. So it's 30, 30. We've consistent. 30, 30 is a scary date. Sorry, 20, 30, not 30. That's 100. That's 100. No, yeah. I didn't catch it. But yeah, 20, 30 is still a scary. 20, 30. Yeah, imagine. Oh, yeah, you're not going to hit 10 million subscribers for a thousand years. So you're saying there's a chance just keep passing the channel down generational. That's crazy. Yeah, five million ahead tomorrow. Five mills get hit sick. Feel sick. I've been I want to like go buy something. Of course, you do. Of course, you should buy five million of something to celebrate. Five million pennies. How much is that? Five million tuts your rolls. Five million pennies would be 50,000, 50 grand. Really? You just move two zeros, right? Yeah. What would you do with five million pennies? Throw them away. Exactly. Get them out of circulate. Smelt them out the rope. Copper. Yeah, I mean, I make it a bad idea. Buying 50,000 pennies. No, five million pennies and throwing it away. Then smelting them down. Yeah. One mega penny. They're not making them anymore. So, you look. I'm going to be rare. Any's anymore? No, just because I'm sure just due to inflation. How big? I was going to see how big is that? Everything's just credit card. Like how much surface area is that? How much replica penny could we make with five million pennies? I got my chat GPT working on this one. I'm faster than that. Mine's time. Oh, okay, 27,000 pounds. Wow. Okay. 27 and a half. How much is that worth in copper slam? Five million pennies would take up 76.6 cubic feet. I don't know what it is. Really, really big. Dude, can you imagine calling a bank and placing that order? Like, what would they do? I just picture. No. We got the truckloads of sand out to make the beach, but they're just dumping pennies. pennies on pennies. Mike, that'd be so baller. I just throw them all around everywhere. Five million pennies is equivalent to about 576 gallons. That's not a good way for me to think about it. So it's a small, it's it's actually half of a small residential pool. Okay. So if we put them in a single file line, how many miles? Okay, all right, hold on. GPT is saying it would be roughly the weight of two adult elephants. Hold on. How many ketchup bottles is that? Yeah, what does that even mean? How many pounds? But 60 miles. Oh my god. 60 miles. And that's it. I mean, that's a lot, but I've I don't know. The ocean back. It's still have pennies. Follow the copper road. Far than I thought it would be. Five million pennies would weigh approximately the same as 18,000 ketchup bottles. Man, these people listening. They're going to have so many stats to be able to tell people. Yeah. And like now with chat GPT, you can pull this stuff instantly. Assume it's not hallucinating fake stats. How many how many mall floors can you fill up with pennies? Remember like the old moored center mall penny floor? Well, depends on the size of how many tables. How many bar tops can I make out of? Remember that? Do you guys remember that? No, are my tripping? Maybe. I think that was a thing, right? It might have been gold. Dude, you should have your house. If you ever redo your floor, you should do. No, no, no, penny exciting. Penny floors. Penny shingles. Penny everything. Well, no, you do pennies and then you put a poxie over the top of it. That's what they do. Honestly, that probably could. Don't do that, Mike. And it's literally cheaper than building material it would be you'd never probably have to replace it There you go. Mike not I'm not just trash. Yeah, it looks like Mike is costumes wearing off on all of us Is that why they use it for floor like in the in the mall like recycled pants. Oh, I think they're just probably trying to pull them out of the fountain Help pay for our new floor. Don't need a penny Do next meet and greet we do we should have like a little jar That like a penny jar and it's for recycled pennies like you know that wherever this if you donate a penny It's gonna go to good use somewhere. It's gonna be used for a floor somewhere. I remember we start donating pennies overseas Hopefully some building mud mud huts with penny floors. I'm pretty sure Danny Duncan's like one of his most viewed videos is Him buying like $10,000 worth of pennies means check. Yeah, his most viewed video nine years ago 32 million views falling with 30,000 pennies and it's a lot of just two minutes long and got 32 million views so right there What's like the cheapest thing you could buy five million of rice? Yeah, good. Yeah, probably you didn't even have to Google that. Yeah, so we got a new four wheeler and we sent one of our Merchorkers to go and pick it up yesterday and I got a text from the guy that he was buying it from that we owe him a new mailbox No, shut up. I thought it was a fire sign. How the fuck this happened? What happened? I bet he backed into it. Nope What that's what drove me no, drove the trailer? Is that what happened? I don't know what happened He walked in and he's like yo a back to the guy's fire sign with the trailer. I'm like, what was he upset? He's like no, the guy was the guy was cool about it. The guy was like a sub because the whole Encounter started out with I was messaging him. I had to make a new Facebook account. So I have one friend It looks super suspicious right my Facebook fun. I'll be your friend That's why every when I go to pick up a deal that you've middlemaned everyone thinks it's a scam Yeah, that's the quote that guy was like holy shit, you guys are real It looks fake. It does look fake. I know I got to get my numbers up But I got locked out of my old Facebook account. It's a whole thing right So my new account does look like a scam, right? He's have a profile picture. Yeah So I'm running these deals and I basically work this deal with this guy In my dad text me after I befriended him because I sent him a friend requesting he goes Hey, do you get I think you got a scammer out there and was like no, this is actually me So anyway, that's what I've been dealing with actually so this guy basically I facilitate this deal And then I was like trying to get him to like drop it off and he was like, I don't even know where Korma It is and like saying things like that. I was like, okay All right, whatever man who's being kind of like stand office, right? And then I finally was like all right I'm sending a guy to come and pick it up and he calls me and I answer I was like hello And he's like, oh, well, it is you I was like, yeah, why is that? Oh, I thought it was just a scam So I was just calling to see if you'd actually answer and I was like, why do I keep getting this? So anyway, the guy ended up being like super cool. He was like, oh dude if I would have known that you were real I would have came and delivered it and this and that Yeah, and then so he was like a fan of the vids and then Set me that and I was like, oh dude. Let me know what we all will pay to get it fixed and and however to go about it And he's like, oh, it's all good. No worries. Keep breaking shit He's like, dude, they came to my house and they still broke stuff. Yeah, and it wasn't even them It's a big skid steer trailer at least until deck. I'm glad you didn't do it the truck. It was a tight area I could see how you guy could get jammed up. It should happens. Yeah, it does happen But I just saw that and I was like man, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree every guy we got around here's breaking shit We could break a bowling ball. Dolphins breaking our drones One of the other merch guys just Holtled the apple out of his car. We're hitting a deer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's smoked it does suck it does Is that why he's driving a truck today? Yeah? Find his mom throw a bit. Yeah, we're just we're just surrounded by wrecking balls on it break a bowling ball as Evans grandpa used to say about Evan when he was a kid This is one of my favorite stories that his parents told me. Yeah, his grandpa used to say that he could break a bowling ball Everything he touched. He'd break it. He'd give him a bowling ball. The thing would come back broken like you know He just true. That's frickin funny. It's some things you just don't grow out of Mm-hmm. I know no one's gonna care about this except for me But you guys see that they love an intro. They huh. Well, I mean You got me at the edge of my seat Mike the last time I brought up a Subaru I thought we were all Subaru guys like, you know It's least deep down besides maybe Ryan and I just got shit on when I suggested it But they did away with the hatchback of the WRX in 2014. This is they're bringing about. Yeah And they did away with the STI in 2021 or two and so it's it's just cool They brought the hatchback back in an STI and it's not electric. This is a concept. I wear the head Probably still. Yeah, no, it looks like okay. So yeah, the front The side love it looks like they tried Becca I was gonna see the side looks like exactly like a cross track. They just put cool wheels on and it has flares cool That this is a concept. Yes, this is a concept. The back was like a knockout. That's it's just a cross track Obviously the the car is not gonna come with that wing like you got AI buddy I think this is a real fucking car But I mean, I'm still I think it's cool. I think it's cool. Yeah, it's not gonna look like this But you will be able to make it look like that with aftermarket parts. I think it's cool. I think I It's just the new super who's don't have that degenerate look that the old ones had like the old ones The kind of guys driving around in a 2007 STI was kind of like Trouble maker. Yeah, yeah, you're kind of a you had more of a punk look to you whereas these are just kind of like they give me Grinola, let's be involved. I still think I gotta get one I'll get one and put I'll get one and like straight pipe it and then oh you should buy one They're I think you might be the only thing in straight pipe When did WX has become lesbian rigs though, I think I want the 20th century bro as soon as they made them automatics Well, they've always made them automatics. No. Yeah, like they're there's like there's blob eyes that are automatics It's still I think they have a very rare thing. They were cool. They were still just more. I don't know. I think they're just Automatics you had no, they're just not race carry. That's the thing once they made them less race carry That's when they just weren't that cool. Yes, no fucking way one time because I mean I think I've even told this story but my one buddy who I had 2008 he lost his leg to diabetes and he said he loves driving WX's and he he had a WX I'm so sick of a WX, you know, it's and it's auto because you only has one leg and he got a new WX and like that's sick So is it a manual and then he's like no, I didn't grow a leg And learn how to drive it. Obviously, it's an automatic. Oh, it's today years old when I found that out the generation both of us own that had an auto It is, it's not when I down, but it is comical when someone's selling it's pretty rare like an automatic WX is rare I hate to even call it that when people see him on Facebook marketplace They just chalk it up as like that could literally be half price that I still wouldn't buy it Yeah, you know the problem the real problem nowadays though is like I still love the old ones, but they're just not fast they're just not like yeah my my straight-up truck is faster to like yeah You got a 700 towards far red it's out a car You're the fastest production truck ever made Well, still I just your truck is faster than most modern day sports cars. No, that's sad a truck should not be faster Your sports car like if I go to a person sad for everybody Pick up that's no good for you. I think the real problem is got to get a camry with like 350 horsepower That is has more horsepower and is bigger than that not all about horse power boys. It's not always about being bigger Because that's always got going for you. Don't tell them. Yeah, but it's a camera that's faster and is more powerful It's like compared to what a sports car is supposed to be it's black And then I mean obviously we're talking about let's say you can pick up like a 2011 GTR now for like 60 grand and that's that's a bad fast car. Yeah, it's on R8 and R8 the generation before The V1 yep automatic and it was like 43 grand with a supercharger kid on it. Well, that's a fucking crazy car How about the I8's I'm regret not picking up those things up for like 35 Drive-around in that I think bro. I still see them pop It definitely would fit your car taste. I'm getting the T.C. back. I sent it off to college Fixed up. Yeah, where's that where's that at college coming. It's coming back Fixed up. Oh, he's got to put the new suspension in it. He's gonna do it. What did he do to it? I thought you were getting it like fully Restaurant it. No, no, no, he just did all the undercarriage work undercarriage works in a week breaks Barings it's gonna come back here. It's just got a light bar on it. I didn't fix anything, but I wired in your light bar Yeah, it doesn't actually work, but it's there. You just need to wire it now. What kind of a hard work? I didn't do any your Corvette drift car no down the road I was like it would actually be a full circle moment if you swapped it and made it real will drive I think you'd have to put the engine in the back though yeah because that the TC is so short in the front yeah I bet Robbie could hook you up Robbie Lane could find a way to have an engine in the front yeah yeah no you would probably could build anything whatever you want you could do like TV into a car you could be dead stop on a zoom call with him hey Robbie do you think that you would wide body or TV what to be worth it no not at all but he could do it I guarantee it you can do anything you could put like a big turbo K20 in it that's a lot smaller motor in the TV or the TV dude you give him a freaking plasma screen you know a little thicker he could do anything I love that dude I'm so hot right now I'm sweating bullets inside this you think you just wear this on a normal day do you think it's acceptable if I hand out candy on my nice neighborhood in this probably not I don't see a problem with it you're sitting on a podcast you know sitting on his chest oh does he I didn't see the blood man I didn't see the blunt man costume just as a giant weed leaf oh okay I guess I could see the problem with it but I don't know it's probably fine you're probably the cool neighbor Mike no yeah you for sure gotta be dude your whole neighborhood's gotta be like I love that Micah I love the idea of just parking the viper out front yeah take a look I don't got any candy but that's better you can sit just flex on all the kids put a little ghost costume over a big sheet with eye holes in it I love that sir all we want is is candy no buddy take a look at my that's better than candy here is he 2013 Dodge Viper a bet you haven't said take a look are we good how many minutes are we out of holy shit I almost call him Ken we're down did you remember did you remember to turn the the audio on uh should the record be green or red what color is the red now because it's supposed to be green green okay good shot the fuck up dude it wasn't like the first podcast we ever filmed not recording no it was like a different time but you're like three fours through and can go oh fuck did I did I double press the podcast border the camera one of the two I double think we just toughed it out we just sat right back down I think we just stood up we had a quick but it's just it's tough to do it all again to have the same enthusiasm you almost need to talk about something completely new remember when we filmed the the chop to her for that uh that that that show that show and then we did like half the fucking thing and the guy holding the boom mic goes oh uh oh that wasn't recording yeah we got to do it again in the way said I was like oh ha very funny you know glad we didn't just waste the last fucking four hours doing this nope got to do it again yeah they just ripped like four cigarettes he was so mad he was so mad we got to go hand out some candy let's get to it and go pick up some king's eyes all right if you made it to this point in the podcast thank you so much thank you guys for five minutes yeah if you were one of the people that subscribe before five million high five brothers yeah we're just trying to get the pod to five million now so only four point seven more million to go we'll see you appreciate you guys thank you