Accidentally Admitting You Married Your Cousin

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Songbird ASMR is actually a mukbang channel, and for years, there's been a running joke on her channel where her fan base believed that the couple was actually related. And everyone thought it was a joke until one day on a Q&A, she says, so, uh, hey guys, you know how you've been joking around saying that me and my husband are related? Um. So we're actually cousins. We are the true nation. We are 11th or 12th cousins. We are? The husband? Why do I feel like the husband just found out to the wife that he is related to his wife? We are? And listen, 12th or 13th cousin is like 0.00000% related, so at this point, I'm like, who cares? I'm actually surprised that she was able to get a DNA test, and in that DNA test, it says that you are 12th or 13th cousins. Although that would be a little nasty to find out that you married someone, and then they're like, hey, y'all are actually cousins. I mean, 13th cousins, but still cousins. That's a little. Not the worst thing, but that's still a little like, like, why do I need to find out now that I'm married? So, 12th or 13th cousins, 12th or 13th cousins, who cares? Just don't go back to Alabama. But in that exact same Q&A video, someone ends up not asking her a question, but stating something, and she still decides to read this, even though it wasn't a question for her Q&A. And the person says, your parents are actually cousins. And obviously, she ends up denying it, but then a second later, she ends up being clocked. Parents did incest. No, they did not. No, they didn't. That is the worst thing of my parents being related. That is a true relation. Oh, my God. The quickest this you moment. And actually, I tried to find both of these clips, by the way, of her admitting that the weird thing about her parents being related, they are both deleted. I am so curious to know what the actual video was, where she's like, besides the weird thing of my parents being related, like, how can you make that sentence better? Besides my parents being related, life has been pretty good. I married an amazing husband who then we found out that we are also related, but it's only like zero point five percent. And this is why the Internet actually scares me, because people ended up digging a website that has been deleted for years. And they found this was a website made by her. And it's a website where she says, Hi, my name is Crystal and I am the web master of this. What in the nineteen. twenty three website is this shit? And in this website, she actually wrote this to admit that. Which one are you, mother? Oh, my God. It's that YouTuber Salem. I'm recording. And she wrote this article herself, admitting that her parents were related. Thanks to Roots Web. I don't even know what that is. I was able to discover that my mom and dad are indeed related. My dad is a fourth cousin once removed of my mom. What does that even mean? Meaning that my grandfather was actually her fourth cousin. This relation is due to my grandfather's mother being a Whittaker. And my mom had Whittaker's in her background to the staplers, a cards, vans and Whittaker's who lived in New Hope, Alabama. This is exactly why this series is called Alabama Mondays. So I didn't even know who the Whittaker's were and I had to look this up. And this is an article from New York Post. Meet the Whittaker's inside America's most inbred family that speaks in grunts. So this shit runs deep, like deep, deep. She was part of the OGs. This honestly feels like a movie. Imagine later on in life finding out that your parents were related. And then later, later on in life, when you're married, you find out that you and your husband are also related. That's that's double homicide. Oh, my God. What are you doing? You joining us for Alabama Mondays? Look at this. She is living the life, bills paid, food paid, every single thing paid. She needs she takes a shit. I clean it. She pees. I clean it. She pukes. I clean it. Life is good. And honestly, the more you look into their relationship, it's weird. It is so weird. Most of the time it just feels like this weird relationship between cousins, but like they're not. I mean, technically, yeah, but they're a couple. It feels like a couple portraying to be weird cousins, but not in a cousin way, if you know what I mean. Like, for example. Simple. Mind you, they're cousins, by the way. Would you rather wear a wedding dress every single day or a bathing suit? Every single day. You tell. Let's show. I felt so awkward. What is going on? This is kind of like embarrassing because why? He loves seeing me in dresses. You chose the question, dear. OK. A wedding dress. Because I didn't really understand what was going on in this clip. The question is, would you rather wear a wedding dress or a bath suit every single day? And it gets so awkward. And then she says, well, you've actually seen me in a wedding dress before. And then he gives her this weird look like. And she added this herself, by the way, I felt so awkward. Sweetie, number one, you chose the question and I don't think it was that weird of a question. Like either wear a wedding dress every day or a bathing suit every day. I don't really understand what made it so awkward unless this is like there. This must be an inside joke. Something freaky between them two is going on on this one because there's no way. Oh, I know these two are freaks in bed. I can't just tell because why did it get so awkward? It wasn't even like a crazy question. Would you rather eat a can of worms or a worm of cans? That would have been a weird question, but a wedding dress or a bathing suit every day. Oh, my God, please don't do it like that. That was so crazy. We can't take you guys anywhere. Y'all are both so loco. Really, really, bitch. I just know she begs him. Hey, she said it, not me. What have you said? Are you surprised, though? No, someone said they're not cousins. They're married. And their creator responds, they're cousins who got married. Like, just because they got married, that doesn't mean they can't be cousins. Do tell, what are these memes? Wait, she sent another message. What did she say? Everyone, subscribe to me, subscribe, please, please, please, please. No. And since I mentioned that they're mukbangers, Unfortunately, they do some of the cooking home and I say unfortunately because uh she I don't want to say this but she kind of sucks at cooking and by sucks I'm not saying that oh she made a bad recipe like she made diet coke chicken with ketchup I mean like there's plenty of videos out there of her husband finding like hair and a lot of these recipes they look like resident evil food oh I see it the hair don't eat it what is that brown wait why is the milk brown cashew milk maybe one more hot dogs hold up the recipe was hot dogs and milk oh my what the fuck is that it looks like someone just puked in there that's hot dog what's going on here what the fuck was that was that a bug a gnat oh my god a gnat here we go again with the gnat why is there a g in the gnats literally why are we calling gnats with a g what is the g doing there no one's calling it g gnats so why are we adding a g let's not go back to that shit I'm triggered I'm triggered unfortunately I mean there are plenty of videos of them honestly just consuming raw chicken now I I'm not sure if they're aware that they're consuming raw chicken which I don't think they are so I think she made this herself that's raw sweetie that's raw chicken you couldn't tell when it was like stringy that it was raw oh my god oh this is gonna kill me going for a second dip going in for a second dip mmm yummy salmonella sweetie it's stringy eat the string raw chicken I honestly feel like they can't even taste it wait maybe this one's better let me I want to see if this one is actually cooked I can't tell I think maybe here I can't tell she literally just looked at it why am I over here being so surprised but she literally took a look at it and she's like yep this is the raw chicken that I made maybe she likes it like half cooked cuz there's so many freaks out there and would I be surprised that she likes her chicken halfway cooked no someone said it's medium rare I'm back with dinner I've got some leftover ham from our Easter and I love it sir that is Resident Evil food is that cooked that is not cooked dude I'll see you next time until then so then they're just eating raw food like raw chicken is that even chicken I don't even know what that is let me ask you guys to question have y'all ever had a homemade cheese fondue cuz personally I've never had a homemade one and if anyone actually knows how to make that shit I will honestly send you my address I don't give a fuck if you're a creep if you want to come murder me can you like come make this recipe let me eat it and then murder me I wanted to try homemade cheese fondue until I saw them make it and I'm like you know what I'm Gucci never mind I've come up with a new idea that I'm you trying to do oh no don't come up with no idea I don't think we need new ideas let's stop this is homemade cheese fondue that is not homemade cheese fondue some hot dogs mixed in homemade cheese mom the recipe will be in the pin comment below no one's looking up for the rest no one wants the recipe I request this several times it's amazing that honestly just looks like they took a bunch of cheese blocks like American cheese they melted that shit in there put a few hot dogs and then it got hard again so like what is the that is not homemade cheese fondue sir you can just put galops of cheese in a couple of hot dogs and in a bowl and be like this it's actually a five-star chef restaurant homemade cheese fondue made by me sir that's a melted block of Elvira who needs a recipe for a big-ass bowl of cheese and hot dogs like what could possibly be the recipe for this shit first we're gonna take 20 blocks of Elvira put them in high heat and then 50 hot dogs mix that in there stir it wait until it's melted and then turn it off put that in the freezer for a few days and then there you have it frozen Velveeta with hot dogs aka homemade cheese fondue maybe stop finding recipes from the dark web this is a recipe that Chris and I found y'all where are y'all getting these recipes from veggies and veggies what the oh my god who is editing these videos why did that scare the fuck out of me of you here we go again with that brown milk first soup this is you know called chicken Oriental and unfortunately we don't know which you know like which chicken Oriental or which chicken did y'all use in here why are all these recipes and I love whoever made the caption for this from the dark web what are y'all doing in the dark web I wonder what are y'all browsing that you're getting these recipes from unfortunately we don't know which you know what culture it comes from honestly we gotta have a cookbook from like the late 19th early 20th century 1930 I got originally for a side but frankly became a main discolored it's much who is doing these areas someone said who is the ingredient oh that's okay now you guys are creeping me out songbird saying that is so rich in flavor every time she eats that is so rich in flavor okay now that's rich in flavor this chicken is so rich in flavor let me guess rich in flavor so rich in flavor thank you me when I learn a new word allegedly allegedly this episode is brought to you by State Farm having insurance isn't the same as having State Farm it's like thinking your crush messaged you back but it's just your roommate asking for rent you wouldn't settle for a disappointing DM so don't settle for just any insurance when it comes to getting the help you need State Farm is a real deal like a good neighbor State Farm is there allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly killed someone now that is Richard flavor who the is Richard flavor now that is Richard flavor wait is she saying Richard's flavor now that is Richard flavor now that is Richard flavor now I'm actually confused what if she's not saying rich in flavor but she's saying Richard flavor what is another word for Richard Richard Chuck and songbird as much as I love these recipes that you guys are cooking and I can tell that you are pouring your heart into this literally we're gonna be moving on respectfully actually disrespectfully they were doing another Q A they love these Q A's what can I say and someone asked her husband what her favorite corn stars were and I don't even know why she's because she's the one picking these questions so my my Spidey sensors are tingling something's going on I have a question for tuck Atlanta roads or Riley Reed I think they're like porn stars she answered a little too fast like she answered so quickly who are they porn stars yeah how do you know this are you guys thinking what I'm thinking right now are you guys thinking what I'm thinking I think so brain but can the gummy worms really live in peace with the marshmallow chicks I legit believe that her husband didn't know who those were but then her knowing who those were okay songbird you little freak I see you've sung bird yeah flicking that bird there's also this weird clip of her where she says that she doesn't find her husband attractive and yes that's what we're gonna call them from now on cause Ben I love that word cause Ben literally that's the perfect word if They're cousins and they're married. That's her husband. That would be her cousin What did you say about my cousin? Please don't you play with my cousin just know that i'm finna jump in Cause I don't know how to play by my Cousin, I mean I wouldn't have minded dating a guy that looks just like him I mean, I know he's not the most attractive guy, but she just looks nerdy and geeky But so like do you like guys who are nerdy and geeky you don't care if they're attractive or not Did you just they just have to be nerdy and geeky or like did she mean something else? So if you were not attracted to him were there like no other available cousins I don't know what to tell her if you don't find your 11th cousin attractive then get another cousin the fuck you probably have Shit tons of cousins and what's so weird about this and no i'm not talking about the 11th We've moved past on that shit. It's that this video was deleted and i'm like, okay Why would she delete the video was it because she said that her husband was not that attractive? So then after doing some digging I found the original deleted video and this is almost three years old, by the way So this is I mean not that old but you know what I mean So I get to the part where she was talking about her relationship So I tried to match the clips and you see the crumbs here and the table is empty So I matched it with the other clip and everything was matching I'm, like this is the exact moment where she gives us more context on why she doesn't find her husband attractive or like Who she would actually date? Yeah That's the question The thing I like for a relationship for myself, of course A cousin Because i'm very happy with the relationship i'm in but Yeah The kind of state i was looking for before wasn't really somebody's looks but just like Seeing their I guess their personality. I was attracted more to somebody with a certain personality Okay, that he was just a you know, very loving and caring person and And it's gone And the next Sentence that she says make absolutely no sense. It just feels like she was describing someone and that is caught out That's what's so weird about this. Even the deleted Reuploaded video by by a random user is missing that part So the only explanation that I have for this is that the person who we uploaded this video was a few minutes late because she Ends up cutting that part out where she talks about someone that she finds attractive She cut that part out And this person missed it so now we're left with even more questions to who she was talking about like who does she find attractive since she was Describing someone who she finds attractive Yeah And I feel so bad because her husband is just left there like listening to her describing someone who she wants to be in a relationship Like I mean, I wouldn't mind Dating a guy that looks just like him I know he's not the most attractive guy, but He looks nerdy and geeky, but I kind of stayed off of him before because I wasn't really somebody's sex but just like Okay, but honestly though, you can't say that about your husband You can't say that your husband is not attractive because if someone said that about me. Oh Lazy, yeah, you know He's not the most attractive guy in the world, but he's okay. Like I love him. I mean shit I understand that you love me, but why the fuck did you literally just called me an attractive aka ugly? Might as well just say he's ugly and i've said this before why would you be in a relationship? With someone that you don't find attractive. Oh, he's geeky and he's nerdy. I mean true. Yeah, he's geeky and nerdy But if you're physically not attracted to him and you don't like that about him Then sweetie you might reconsider on how you approach relationships next time if there's next time Oh my god, who says that to their spouse? He was just standing there like a piece of nerd, you know I mean, I wouldn't have minded dating a guy that looks just like him I mean, I know he's not the most attractive guy, but if he isn't and that is also coming from a nerd And they're always doing these questions and answers like how many questions? Can you possibly ask someone and they're the ones who actually pick these questions by the way, did I eat crystal's? Bodily waste that is disgusting I'm gonna ban you sir. Then why did you read it? Have you ever thought about free will bodily waste? bodily waste the only bodily waste i'm thinking when I was like I I like, you know I I don't know. I'm a little confused bodily waste. What the hell is is a bodily waste bodily waste is like dude Oh, doodoo. I was thinking more of p Doodoo see this is the type of shit that we're doing on on this channel right now It's not even my fault dude. You you are older than me You are a full-on unk and you're over here reading these questions free will by the way, and you're like who is asking these questions Banned Then don't read it and this is some dinosaur shit that i'm about to bring up right now But back in like 2021, so this was over five years ago Her husband was low-key scared to comment on their social media like their youtube comments Because he would tell everyone he would literally go on comment sections and be like so well i'm kind of scared Because my wife actually checks the comment section Scared of your wife checking the comment section. Yeah So someone says I feel like crystal which is the wife is forcing you chuck. Are you okay? And he replies with thank you for your concern crystal monitors my youtube channel, so I can't be as open So was your wife forcing you to like do these mukbang videos with her I'm, so confused on like what's going on with this relationship and I believe there was a leaked message allegedly I don't know how true this was of the wife actually admitting that she was a little bossy I don't have to admit the fact that chuck listens to me And I take advantage of that And I push him. Yeah, I don't know how real that was. It could just be edited I am not sure but this was like five years ago or some shit But imagine they arrest her and the reason of the arrest, um forced her husband to do mukbang videos with him Isn't that like the most 20 26 shit i've you've ever heard my wife was forcing me to eat taco bell with her Yeah, you know what give me your wife's number i'll join her in the This episode is brought to you by state farm having insurance isn't the same as having state farm It's like thinking your crush messaged you back, but it's just your roommate asking for rent You wouldn't settle for a disappointing dm So don't settle for just any insurance when it comes to getting the help you need state farm is a real deal Like a good neighbor state farm is there But yeah, mukbangs are wild stay away from them But just to show you how devoted she actually is to these mukbangs She was devouring a chicken sandwich devouring not eating by the way And I think her son was crying in the living room and you can hear that shit in this video Oh she does not give a fuck You know what the whole world could be ending and if I was eating my chicken sandwich, I'll be over here like I know I know that it's about to end. Let me just enjoy my chicken sandwich We're all about to die right now. Why would I need to run when we're all let me just die enjoying my chicken sandwich I don't even know what I'm talking about I don't even know what I'm talking about Shit So that's the end of this video and y'all thought I was gonna end it, huh I wasn't gonna end our possibly last episode of alabama mondays just like that So for our next couple kyomi and micah a very popular couple of family vlogging youtubers And I believe allegedly they've openly admitted to being cousins and even their family tree is out there. It's public It's public you can see their whole family tree. Like I can't imagine the entire internet Knowing my whole family tree like this shit is everywhere by the way They also had the same last name before they got married. So I guess it saves you some paperwork and some money You don't have to change your last name when you get married And this is a comment that they actually replied years ago where someone asks she's so freaking cute But are you guys going to explain the whole first cousin thing? No hate for real But how did that come about? And what did your parents say someone underneath that replied in my country like 30 of all marriages are first cousins So like genuine no hate I don't think that makes it any better And she replies with yeah, we're second cousins and we've been together for like four years now But I might hop on twitch and talk about it like a little more if people ask lol And guess what she never did she never hopped on twitch to talk about it Well, like what can you possibly say on that twitch live stream? Hey guys me and my husband were actually second cousins We've known each other ever since we were born and um, we decided to marry. Yeah, and we have also have a child Any other questions the main reason why i'm including them in this video? Is that the husband says i've actually had a crush on you ever since she was 14 and you're like, okay So what's the problem? He had a crush on her. I mean besides them being cousins. Um, the main problem with that is that there's actually a Four year gap. So technically when she was 14, my guy was 18 years old. Also. Mike is not a groomer I did like kiyomi when she was like 14 though i don't know if that means anything what is that funny no how is that a joke so he's not amused yeah and they show their child there this is a family vlogger channel by the way not only are you guys allegedly second cousins but then you're gonna say on camera that you were 18 years old and you had a crush on your cousin who was 14 years old wrap it up wrap it up call the cops and the worst part about this is that they don't even try to hide it they do not care that the public knows about this like they've made a huge meme out of them being cousins also a lot of people think that our baby is in bread i'll show you right now she's not wait oh my god oh my god oh my god oh wow there's bread get it like the baby is in between bread i love the sense of humor as you're showing your baby that you allegedly had with your second cousin this would have actually been somewhat funny if it would if it was an actual joke if it was not real but when you admitted that you and your husband are second cousins you're like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god that's you completely missed the joke the joke is you oh why are you in bread dude because you decided to marry your cousin that's why and then they had to ruin the new meme song i don't even understand why you're joking about this because that's literally your husband wait someone actually posted their family tree of maika showing possible relatives and kiyomi is on there and people are also saying that they can't get married because it's illegal where they live so then you don't have a cusband you just have a cuz friend so his status is only boy cuz because they can't get married and upgraded into a into a cusband learned something today and i don't think i need to show you more proof right now but just in case you want to know more about this i'm going to post a link in the description box below if you are not convinced their cousin comes on tiktok and he posts pictures of them from them when they were kids and like he shows family pictures a lot of you guys want to proof this is kiyomi that's me that's kiyomi again that's me i love kiyomi i don't really know maika like that but i'm not hating on them but a lot of people have been saying stuff about the family not everything is as it seems um but yes they are cousins that's it it's not their mother marriage or anything a lot of people are saying they're not cousins that's all we needed to know sweetie as long as you told us that their cousin i do not need to watch the rest of the video okay and now for real i'll end this video so yeah i think this might have been the last episode of alabama monday if you want to see more maybe in like two or five years when this video hits two million likes but if you want to watch my videos a day free ad free sponsor free cuz been free go ahead and become a member members thank you destiny yuzu bradley charlotte cookie cinder old disaster grace michelle yipi pachi sasha the rejects maddie fitterall black cat katsuki real lord princeton rudy nixie alicia nexus sleep random michael copico blizzard nadba quok moth merlene shrimp sia scarlet vera ctx mateo crimson gacha alora girl failure katsai elias therian ashley your friend one r4 lucas jonah jester official blue dude one two two i make videos icon ezra kiwi mic on guitar and ella on any journey using uber it helps to know you're getting into the right car pin verification adds an extra step to make sure your ride is your ride before the trip begins your app gives you a unique pin just tell it to your driver and they'll enter it in their app before the ride can start hey what's your pin two five three eight that way you know you're in the right car taking the right trip and your driver knows you're the right passenger make sure your ride is your ride with pin verification from uber one more way uber is putting safety at every turn learn more on the uber app