Above Ground Pool Party! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? Sure about that. So that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's good to be classy Yeah, or if they're just a big ol' piece right? I'm a host a truly coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toddy's in a new edition. She just became a free Mason Okay, so the kickbacks are gonna be rolling in all right by now who killed Kennedy and all that kind of stuff sure It's right and I'm out that's awesome Libby hunt all those guys My ghosts coming out from across the tables would call a family episode if you knew to the program just the boys the Bozos and the homies he's a good pal of mine my best friend in the whole white world I love them King of the boards King of the Burbs. You bet the King everything right now not much actually I've been lying about those two things Ryan thanks buddy. I love you to shout out to all shout out to everybody for tuning in as you know Please rate review subscribe on items full video available on YouTube full video valve over there in Spotify and the boys are Climbing the freaking charts. We're in the church. Yeah, we're in the world in charts. Wait top top 5,000 Gold records are nothing like that top 5,000 podcasts in the tri-state area is not a bad not a bad category to be in Should we open it up a while? Why are some uh-huh cut in the ribbons? What'd be cool to have a gold record like can we have gold records anymore? We got a plaque. That plaques. All right. What a gold record platinum plaques dog No one calls them. No one calls them gold records. That's silver Spray paint these will get some fucking get some spray. What do you mean nobody calls them gold records anymore? It plaques Platinum plaques. That's what they say. Uh-huh. You're old school. You and that fucking that jive you're talking over Any might kind of rock and roll. Uh-huh. All Kanye West. Uh-huh. I like it. It's runaways. It's a great song. It's very introspect. Uh-huh. You know, especially for a dirtbag like me. Yeah, you know. Mm-hmm. Really speaks to that. That's a little bit Toaster the ass. You're sitting and raising your fucking raising your monster energy drink. I have been drinking a lot of energy drinks. Yeah, energy drinks. Whoa L-thiening uh-huh and uh-heaters which I'm trying to get off. Yeah, and I've been hitting a vape once in a while. That's good nicotine vape. Oh god. We've lost a blueberry mint Is that bad if I get off the heater? Is it the big one? No, I'm not blowing chimneys. Chimneys. Blowing it. It's Blown clouds. Do you really think I'm going through mid-like crashes? Don't you? One hot. I mean, I don't think so. I didn't we go Didn't we go over on we went over on Patreon like the seven top not red flag the seven top indicators and you were You're clicking a couple of them. Just saying and it's odd that you you're very much my father after his second divorce That's all I'm saying. Okay. All I have to say that is a low-key period like wait No cap. Look over here fucking. You're in a big fucking blueberry cloud. I am going to Coachella next year. Oh, that's weird. Yeah. Have a listen to a lot of Noah con. Is that strange? Who's got damn tickets? You ain't lying. Yeah, but goddamn patreon check out patreon.com if you haven't already a lot of fun going on Over friggin there go to patreon you find out how bad things really That's that's where we give you the real feel this is this is like that. You know, this is this is the glitz the glam. This is show bears over there. Is I'm doing great. Uh-huh. Fuck out of here. That bullshit Families narrowly. Who's? Most families aren't talking to you if I'm being honest with it What trouble and paradise down there huh you heard me I don't know uh-huh, you know, I got I get all say he's my only friend. She's all I got Just came through it a big way for me. Oh, that's not good. Whatever that is is not good if your mom's coming for you in a big way She's going the drugs of mine You're obviously I'm undercover right now and you're gonna blow this whole operation Uh, when I told that homeless guy that I was a cop. Yeah, yeah to get him off our corner. Uh-huh Our corner. He was he was on our corner. Yeah, not for sure. You're not wrong. That was a very cool thing You've done a lot of you've done a good amount of cool things You've done a good amount of not also cool things are you saying trying to be cool? Um But talk to me that being said uh as I'm also I mean get to tell you this is what I'm we're going through a There's a death in the extended family really and it is I think you'll say a waspness. No You're obsessed with the wasp, you know that I'm just seeing the summertime now Uh-huh go buy a pile of well. I had to move a fucking table the other day that had been sitting there for I don't know how long Is a folding table and I was just waiting for him to come get me Just open that up and uh right in your face man really living that rock star lifestyle you are I was living the ground till you don't see him get a barrel. I had a I like that I had a call. We had it in the in the yard in the burps. I know you got a guy burned it out. Didn't you? What do you use? Now some guy came and tried to do something that didn't work and I went I just rated I said Let's go double side it brings me to um a couple of fucking A1 skyhawks in there fucking drop some nape on them as you know Uh, I got I got the pool at the at the house. Yeah, you got a pool. Um, I don't know what you got to throw your eyes at that Got a 300 on one more pool in the middle of your thing chewing up your grass and making your neighbors all upset That's what this is about. I'm not I got a pool. I'm not your mother has a pool. Maybe that's maybe she came to you I thought she came through on a big way Hey, you know what it's yours. That's all gonna be mine in a couple of years anyway That's all you act like it's like fucking Here for Africa. We that's all gonna be mine working on and have her commit it right That's all good if it's all you got and you got to chop it up with your brother And he's got a family so he probably gets the lion share. Yeah, I'm getting screwed on it Is that how she's doing handles the books too? Oh, he's probably siphoning cash. That's what I would be doing That's what I have not been doing here at all. Yeah, I deserve it too Wait, hi, your brother. Both of you. Yeah Goes a lot of trouble. I think like rude to bed Called you both to go bald, you know, uh, no get it. Never. Obviously. Um But uh, yeah, so I got a little temperature update from both neighbors. I you know, I threw this you know It's a nice nice part of town. I'm I'm out of uh have you spoken publicly about the pool? No, okay, I mean on patreon. Yeah, yeah, maybe throw a picture up let the let the bozos take I mean see what we're dead when we say pool It's a pool. It's a $228 pool for Walmart. You see now. How many gallons that hold three thousand three thousand gallons of water three thousand It's lot it's lopsided at the moment. You really see I got about a three inch slope going It's leaking out the one side and three inches short whatever My Americanthorne's pool was sliding down the hill. It was frightening to go into. Yeah, that was that would freak me out It was on a hill like on a on a on a serious. I've seen those kind of things. Yeah, not I was always green and murky. That's where I thought jaws lift was in that pool when I was a kid They put me in there and there's this huge tree that that was over it. Tree must have been like 400 feet high The monster mm-hmm seem like that one's a kid and there was no sunlight that hit the pool directly Where is this fucking kodiac Alaska? What are you talking about a 400 foot tree a mountain tree and no sunlight? Yeah, it was a tree sounds like hell of a time to take a dip The tree covered it over world's worst swim, uh-huh, and it was freezing in there They put you in in a middle of August. You put you me shivering. Yeah, but so I check I tell you know I took a new temperature check out of the pools Up following apart. It's it's lops. I had slanted a little bit. Whatever. It's a temporary pool. We're in goddamn fucking heatwave uh One neighbor older gentleman was like I love the pool. Oh, this is great. He go. He's a I think he's a fan of the show I'm gonna begin there. He goes ice and down his joints. Hey, he's a good guy He's like out of pools great. We owe this that you know great great great great He goes you you know when you take it down he goes you and fully should jump in there and see if you can both part like He mentioned me. Yeah, he's a fan. He's seen us live. No shit. He's a good shit. Oh, that's awesome. This guy's a fault. Holy shit. He sounds all right I think he was referring to you having a weight problem, but oh see a fault I think it was both of I was like a both of us type thing you guys should get in there and oh we should cut it Maybe they should they do chicken fights or something. Yeah, we should cut it and find should try the loom through it Oh that loom through somewhere But the other neighbor very nice guy great great family. It's the guy with the nice joint. They got nice joint meticulous yard guy does all right does all right great and he's He's more of what the neighbor he's more of what the neighborhood is versus me putting up to $220 pool in the back. Oh, I get that one. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Hey fucking Gary Bufante here. What do you do? Um I think he's got a puff to it You're like Vinnie with the skinny dad. Dude, that's crazy. That's I got a good haircut. Mm-hmm. I got it. I got it. Wait, when was that a couple of years ago? When I was a Cleveland, I got a fucking I got the hook up. This guy feathered it. Did it really nice? I don't know what to tell you man. I'm not even popping Okay, popping right now. That's great Great. This guy goes, he goes, yeah, how's the pool? I go, good, you know, we had the kids over, we got niece staying with us. It's good for the heatwave because, because yeah, if you need a pool to go, do we have guest passes to our country club? And I was like, oh, I am out of my element here. That is, that was a very much like, and I was spelled just like, if you need it, maybe I'm reading into it for sure. But it was like, you know, we got, - You and the Roman-- - We got, we're doing all right. You don't need these, you know, these gypsy travelers coming in and fucking, also, what's that look like? Hey, they're not like bathing in there, anything, all right? - What? - I get that, I'll dip in there and not, maybe not-- - Do you have a clothesline out back? Are you doing that yet? - No, okay, you cooking anything back there? - Maybe you're cooking a couple of things. - You are. - You have to grill. - You don't have like a, you don't have like a, like a cold drink of anything going out there, do you? - Yeah, that's in the basement. Everybody know what you're keeping up with. - You're not doing any taxidermy out there in the backyard? - Yeah, we're not that, but it's, I'm really-- - You got a jerky hanging? - Don't lie to me. - You got a smokehouse back there? Outhouse? - Shit house, drop house? - I'm really starting to show my ass in the, I'm getting comfortable now. I've been there a couple of years, like I can fucking. - You're the guy with the piece of shit car. - I'm the guy with the piece of shit car on the front yard. Some weeds, I gotta get, I gotta get a full clean, I gotta get a summer clean up in there. - You haven't done that yet? - No. - Listen, there's a certain responsibility that goes in being a homeowner. - Uh-huh. - Aren't I on your lease at the moment? - Huh? - Ha, ha, ha, you really don't, don't fucking. - Funny, I mentioned it. - Don't, don't, stop. - Well, how am I gonna get you to co-sign an apartment for me? - Oh, that's-- - If the goddamn place is falling apart, they go and check that shit. You're fucking on my money now. I can't have that shit. - No, you fucked up your money. That's why you need a co-signer. - You gotta clean that goddamn yard up. - I'm trying, man, but also I am who I am. I am fucking keeping up with the Joneses, keeping up with the Kippies, King of the Purbs. - Coming at it. - This fall. - Baby, is that happy? - No, he's not, no, I think he was also, I was just saying, "Yeah, it's been nice." And I think he was like, "Well, if you ever want it, "we got it, it's just. " - Go down, it's going out here. - Does that extend to me, too, these guests pass? - I'm sure you'll find the way. Hey, listen, cue ball lives next door. I handle a lot of his day-to-day things. I heard you're upset about the pool, so am I. Best thing to do when we get into this country club a year is to see what's what. I do a lot of, I do a lot of sniffing things out for Mr. Ryan's business. Was it a country club? - Just a swim club. - No, a country club. - Really? - Yeah. - What's it, this guy's more off there. I love a country club. I just like to lunch there. I've only been to one once. And I worked at one when I was a kid. - I worked there. - I went to a country club. My friend, Laura, took me there to have crab cakes. - I actually ate their second time with my sister-in-law. - Wow. - Not with the whole family, not just my sister-in-law. - Yeah, clarifying that doesn't make it weirder for some reason. Nobody assumed it was you. - Even if it was just you, too, that's not weird. It's your sister-in-law. - It was when we met their family. But my brother and her are dead. - Man, how bad were you sweating? - Fucking shirt button, dirty shirt button. - I don't know why I was there. Should I have been there? - Yeah, the family's meet. - But I was single at the time. It was just me. - So where in my dad's jacket? - Wait, what? - Yeah, no, the family's meet. Yeah, for sure. That's what they do. Hey, everybody comes over, you come over, you meet everybody. Wouldn't it be weird if you weren't there and everybody else in the family was there and they go, isn't there someone else? - Shouldn't that be the couple? Their parents, the couple and their parents? Not the siblings. - What do you mean? Yeah, she's gonna be your sister-in-law. - Hmm. - Oh, she is my sister. - I know, but at the time she's going to be. - Yeah, everybody meets. - You know, to be social butterfly, are ya? - I'm bleeding, I have been. - Very, that's hanging out. - That's very true, that's great. - Doing my thing. - All that said, we got a gosh darn family episode on her hands gang. As you know, when you join the old Patreon, they will read your garbage question and the friggin' air. Speaking of, we touched on this a bit. This is from Drugs in the Tony, great name. - Probably. - $10 bite and sip her, never have one red. This is fresh on my mind since I just did this moments ago, is it garbage to drink your energy drink out of a coffee mug while in a business meeting in order to look more professional? - I tell you what, you throw anything in a coffee mug, you're looking good. - Throw anything in a tutti's mug. - That's, you're looking even better. That's are you garbage.com. - Is that just water or is that coffee? - What? - Is that water or coffee? - It's coffee. - Is it? - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I like drinking a soda out of a coffee mug. - With ice in it. - They're just not big, I get that. - This is a dead giveaway though. - Sure. - Sometimes you just want to sip. - I never just want, I'm never a wet my whistle with soda guy. - Really? - I need all or nothing. - Huh. - Yeah, I do the big mason jars at home. I got a big mason jar. Feel that, that's like, that's probably like, maybe 20-something ounces. - That cheese steak, big order of french fries. - You've been hitting the cheese steaks hard, dog. - Uh-huh, it's a summer kippy. You know what I mean, what do you want from me? Best summer ever. - Get your blood work done, check out the cholesterol and all that stuff. - Yeah. - What's that? - We'll be back at 11. (laughing) Yeah, it's fine. - It's your LDL. - What? - Really? - I don't know. - I'm okay. It's the same problem I had two years ago and I got my three years ago. - Did you want to put you on nothing? - Statin? - Statin. - Statin. - They said lifestyle can change it. It's just that. - Did they recommend the cheese steaks? - I'm just curious. - Oh, intermittent fisting. (laughing) Three cheese steaks from 12 to noon. - And 28 ounces of diet, kook. - It's very nice. - There's something trashy out of a two liter, too. - Even though I'm drinking one right now, I know it's crazy. I'm leaning more towards the energy drink than ever. At night, I'm happy. You know what I mean? Because I'm not boozing. So like if I'm out. - That's, dude, that's every recovery guy sucks. - Every dude, every guy I grew up with. Who is his, he has been in and out of recovery. If, you know, you can tell how they're doing by the time of day, they'll crack a red bull and have a heater. If they're doing red bull in Newport, you for sure are in a program. You just got out of a halfway house. - Fuckin' relapse warning. (laughing) - Peep, peep, peep. - I'm in on the TV. - Like a fucking tornado. - Yeah, that's a big one. The red bull and the heater. - The other night, I made a mixed drink with it. I put a little lemonade and a red bull in a solo cup. - Mm-hmm. - I was like, I put it down. I was like, it was too close to the sun. - Yeah, there's something about holding the red bull in the same hand as the heater. Is a, is a, oh, it's the best thing that I've ever had. - But I respect that. - Listen, you're a dirt bag, but you're keeping up appearances. That's what the show's fucking all about. - 'Cause you can't fucking roll into a business meeting and fucking crack open a fucking monster white. - But isn't there something like, man, this guy, you gotta, this guy plays by his own rules. - There's something to that, in corporate culture. Bunch of squares, you come in. Fucking cut off T-shirt, paraslacks. - That guy gets fired. - I don't know. - He's probably not top dog in a totem pole. That's why, if you're top dog, you can roll with what a candidate code can be a big shot. - Yeah, but how do you become top dog? You let these motherfuckers know you're here for business. - Okay. - That's what I would say. I once was interviewing somebody for a job back when I worked a really shitty job and I had a higher canvases to go door-to-door. This guy, this guy, this guy dropped three F bombs. - I like your style. - This guy dropped three F bombs in the interview when I went, you got moxie. The job's yours. - Yeah, but you stink. - What are you talking about? - I did. - And you stunked in. - I designed that. - That's a year higher. - I remember being in an auto-fucking-no, Kevin. You know, you get a lot of fucking jerk offs in here. Probably tell you what you want in here. - He's telling who the fuck I heard you. I had an argyle sweater on that I thought I was like, Johnny Cool guy. V-neck with a white collar, like a white T under it. - Wait, was it a V-neck? Was it the sweater vest? - No. - Sweater V-neck, the sleeves were too long. 'Cause I had to get a wider body, you know what I mean? Argyle and Paisley had a hard for my generation. A Paisley tie, you slipping off their seats. Argyle socks. I still rock Argyle socks sometimes. With my sneakers. I like to wear, I like to wear dress socks feel, and I like to wear gym socks. Look, you know what I'm saying? - You're a complicated guy, you know that, Hank? - You don't like a pair of dress socks with a pair of sneakers? - I'm too, my feet are too blown out anymore. I need a good support. - Thin socks. - No, I need to even that extra layer of sock. Otherwise, my- - Yeah, they sweat through though. - Oh, you're a bad guy. - But man, they feel good when you first put them on. - I need a gold toe. - A gold? - Gold toe, sock. - Is that a thing? - Yeah. - Really? - Who does them? - Gold toe, I believe is the brand. - No shit, I think so. - I always thought that was just the coincidence that they were gold. I've seen them. - Okay, this is an account petition. - Yeah, it'll line like a guy's never seen. I see no man, I just don't talk about seeing a movie, yeah. Nah, yeah, the gold toe with the gold toe with the floor in that, yeah. - The star wars with the dog. - Yeah, the dog man. It's fucked up with the dust and Hoffman and the star wars. - Gold toe's a brand, right? Probably a knocked off left and right. - Oh yeah, 'cause I know I ain't got a little one. - Chinese probably are fucking, you can't stop 'em. Chinese love a knockoff don't take hmm whoo killing it. Yeah, I used to work over here at uh, 59th in park. I know I can pick you up there. You used to pick me ups. I used to hang out front smoke and cigarettes away from me so we could split a pizza. You never let me into building either. It's not my building. I could have come up and said hey, no, you couldn't. I thought I was winning a lane job. I could have walked in there. Could have to know some people. The secretary talking to me. I get a job there. No, a jury. Okay. Whatever. Uh, I was on a weird when he went to Mr. Pits house. That was very weird to house office. Sure. Showed up there popped in. So did Kramer. It's fucking nuts. Uh-huh. I'm going to throw them out. The dogs on them. But you want to come into my place or work. What am I supposed to say when you come here? This is my, you're sitting in the lobby. Is that a lobby? I could have sat in the lobby and read a magazine and waited for you. I'm just waiting for somebody to Kevin. What business do you have with Kevin? Business. He's got a code sign. We got an open mic later. We got to get down to the village and bark tourist into a show. Well, the way the business that we run operates, uh, he keeps the heaters and I bum them off. I have the lighter. So we have to be together to enjoy them. Separation isn't anyway. Just keep typing in that. Mr. Ryan. Uh, Dr. Foley is here. Now, where's all this orange juice? I heard orange juice as far as the I can see. Can't be where be Parker, baby. What be what be what be placa? Where be Parker has been a lifesaver to me. Now, as you know, I'm a contacts and eyeglasses, man. Mm-hmm. I go to the other joints. As you know, it's hassled. It's hassled out. They don't got the right size. They don't got the right styles. Mm-hmm. You end up walking after looking like you're teaching through a great math. Not there's anything wrong with that. But in the 1970s, you look a bozo. Yeah, young cool guy like you need a little style style. You can do that. You go over to the website. You do the virtual. Try them on. Mm-hmm. All right. 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You reach a certain age. And it's like cheaper, wow, always, always get a wow, wow. Look at their gas. They ever see them catch diesel by accident. Holy shit. It's $7. Diesel, man. She's still trying to fucking truck drivers so relax. Uh huh. Yeah. That's a big, that was always a big thing. The price of gas. I said gas. And I remember the big threshold was when it crossed a dollar. That was really? Yeah, I remember. Remember when gas was under a dollar. Yeah, it was probably look at look at the timeline on that is probably I was driving. That's funny because I was probably 2000, probably 2000, 2001. Really? Yeah. It was under a dollar. I believe so. I believe I remember the one when it was at $1.29 and everybody was minds were blind. I feel like I remember gas always being like two bucks. What do you got? 1996 on average? It was a dollar 15. So I'm sure maybe I'm thinking maybe I'm then thinking 190, maybe to two. Like it was on. It was always a dollar something. Maybe you think of the price of Mcflurry's. What's a barrel selling for today? It's a barrel Mcflurry trade. I'm the Hong Kong market. Uh maybe up. All right, let's see. This one's from Caleb. Never have one red $10 fully fanatic. Let's go. Thanks, pal. I appreciate the support. Is it garbage? I need it. Please hit me up for I have some sage. I love you too, buddy. I have an investment opportunity for you. Please hit me up at $1,800. Bug man. We should buy that. Oh, there you go. Um, never have one red. Is it garbage if your ex girlfriend's family never has a drink with their meal? Not even water. First in or over there we had pork chops. I was parched. That's something I got to watch down. What the fuck are you talking about? That's crazy. I'll sometimes sit down with the like I'll hold off on the soda. If I'm really hungry, I'll hold off and taking that first sip before I break the seal because I know I'm going to crush it. But to not have that's that's crazy. I mentioned over to somebody's house. I'll say this guy's like not even water like water. I know the water. So he's not wrong. But like, you know, at that point, he's like, I'll take anything. He even got water back there. Water for dinner is a kid. I'm not eating. I don't fuck you. I don't do that now. Get the fuck out of here. It always sparkly. Well, I got to do a lacroy or something. Someone a little fucking kick to it. I hate those nights. I might be like, you're just drinking water. Fuck. That's never happened to my household. But here's the thing. You get that smell on the glass because you know, I'm mixing and matching, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm also see your floaters too in a way to get a water. You get that oil slick on top of a pork chop. That's a juicy. That's it. That's got some fucking oils to it. Yeah, dude, I can't fucking have that. Then you go to smell and it smells like fish or something. The water would, you know, the bacteria in your mouth. Fucking gross. Yeah. That's water back in the day. Stunk. It really did. It wasn't good. Yeah. I know. You're not, I mean, listen, I didn't fucking freezer. I don't excuse it. It's not like cold slaw. It's the crystal later. I'm fucking leave it. This might be a hard take. I can feel you really fucking pushing back on me. I never like drinking out of the plastic cups. Such as just anything really a cup. What do you know? What do you mean? Like a, what's a cup? What do you, what? It's a cup. It's like a sippy cup. No. What's a cup? Like a cup. Tell me, tell me right now. You know, you can see it in your head. You got one envisioned in your head. What's a cup? You don't know what a cup is with the handles on it. They can't spill. Yeah. The little kipperino just got one. No. A cup is like a cup for a cup. Like a cup, like a plastic cup that like maybe something from like the movies or something. Yeah, like a novelty cup that's like worn it, worn away a little bit. Yeah. I, yeah. Hold on a cup. You don't have a favorite cup. Thought we talked about this years ago. Built the show on it. I, I, listen. Yes. A cup. You know, like an old McDonald's cup or something like that or like, I would, I think I, I'm, I'd probably call it a cup. Yeah. A cup of coffee. Mm-hmm. Well, cup of coffee. I don't, we had these big flyers cups. I get the plastic cups and I get the taste of detergent in there. It sticks around. I don't, but like, there's just smell. The smell of, there's just something messy about it. The floaters and, well, it's just the stain. I don't know. What? Yeah. What the fuck are you now? Maybe I'm just thinking now. Maybe I did like it as a kid. I just got your Mason jar. I'll give you that. Yeah. He's just something trashy. Yeah. For sure. There's also you want to know real trashy. I've cleaned paint brushes in said Mason jar that I still a little bit of paint on the outside of it. I still use it. That's not bad for you. Is it? No. Okay. Be a pussy. You got to like cascade in you. Fine. I know. Right? So you use? Nah. Since the broad, uh, we're doing seventh generation. Which ain't bad. It scratches the itch, But I don't know case game. I use that in the shower. I'm out. Is that to exfoliate a little bit? Somebody asked the questions like do you ever use shampoo his body wash or something? I was like, I was like, buddy, this is what I mean that smells better that's entry-level shit. I'll use I dude I'd use dawn as much as your conditioner before Yeah, what are you 11? What are you fucking done it? Keeps the pubes nice and smooth The worst cup to drink out of by far and I hate to say it is The pine class that's crazy to me a pine class with a soda in it. It stinks. It's never good Look you with me you just shit on me a couple weeks ago for his having that day Wait, you don't like it either no because the pine class doesn't give you enough and it's with the ice It's something the pintless so what do you want? I'll tell you right now. You just said you like a mug of soda Huh, you just said you like a coffee mug full of soda. You're like a blankly. I don't like pine classes anymore I'm just over them. What does that even mean? I'm just over a pineapple and what don't you like about it? I don't like the shape. I don't like the way I don't it does the soda like what's that? I don't like I can't hear not I don't want to fight today. I don't want to fight today No, you dropped so then what's the alternative? There's different cups out there now like what they difference? I'd rather have a fuck I'd rather drink soda out of a stellar chalice Which those are great put a glass of milk in one of those like girls is kind of got those what's Cold dickhead. Why? Yeah, stellar glist Stella you go we go out to breakfast, right? Me and you we go out to breakfast a lot together. Yeah, right? I don't like the fucking pint glasses. So what do you want the what do you want a restaurant to get a cup a cup? Cup, he would be cool, but the plastic cups are relatively so my Ron hex doll cup up It's all bent you bring your own copy. I knew a guy that did that. Yeah, I knew a guy to hang out with a lot of I knew a Smarter I knew a guy back at Martel's that got smashed in the face with something when he was younger and he only drank out of he would bring Cases of styrofoam cups with straws and lids in his trunk, and that's what he always had a drink drink and lean who is he low-wing? What's in my cup? Oh Yeah, okay, so I guess I would I see what you're saying I guess I was my hand up. I was wrong here those plastic cups are Just effectively plastic pint cups to the pint glasses to me. Don't like the same size and shape. Yeah, they're just you don't like that Okay, I'm saying in compared to the Stella chalice as you said the plastic cup and the pint glass are About the same about the same shape. You got a stellar you steal a stellar chalice from a bar. You bring it home. You wash it out Bro it in a freezer Okay, next day I want you to grab a Fresh gallon of vitamin D milk whole whole shake it up. Yeah, shake it on it to shake pour it in You enjoy your cinnamon raisin toast bad and you're talking about a good way to start the day piece of test I feel you dog. I feel you All right, let's see this one's from big boy Roy Ten the ten He this is in British pounds Ow British rubbish bloke ever seen a fridge that's not against a wall My mate's dad had one at the end of the breakfast bar with the back on full display And it was dusty as shit and before he asked of course he had zero boxes on top of that John Shout out to you for using John shout out to your mate's dad for being a fucking full-blooded dirtbag the back of the fridge kills all illusions It's not yeah, cuz that's the intake taking in air so it's just I don't want to see it There's a level of dust you can't get off that's on there. Yeah, that's like that's like hair on a dog you can't get that off bad bad That's I like when I started doing the fucking like the fridges are like in now that's big where they're like it's like in the thing in like this You it's like my mom has one like a knockoff one like like the It's got a piece of like the fridge a little house like a dog. Yeah, I got that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you got that on the one side Yeah, I think you what are you years is probably built I can't even see it just got redone like three years ago It looks like it looks like a drawer or something. No, it's still just a fridge But it's it's just all silver stainless steel and what do you got at your apartment? Can you see? Oh my fridge thinks it's got But it's you have one of them little fucking no you're telling nice it's built on me I have a little college boy keeps the Gatorade's ice cold, which I switched over to Gatorade zero not too bad Not bad. Scratches the edge. Scratches the edge. I got the eight pack of the orange mole orange now orange Gatorade That's it only in my house orange Gatorade and water. That's like the much else you need bills Thinning just supplement not on drugs Kevin look Ryan my drugs, please That's that's pretty wild work Is being able to see the fuck is here, man. We've been given people is that bound. Oh people have been running in Who is it the Uber Eatsley? Yeah That at that she sticks both of us That I never thought about that's very telling how much of your fridge you can see Yeah, like if you can see Because my my oh yeah, that's it was just the the counter if you can see I'll give you You shouldn't be able to you should be able to see the front and I'll give you maybe one side now fuck that What that's so it used to run the counter would stop be a four-micot counter the counter would stop and it had that flap on the end That always came loose no talking about the little piece of cover that was always on the end of a four-micot counter That would pop open the elbow here. Yes. Oh, yeah, I got that on I could do that I got that on my fucking coffee table right now really yeah real bad coffee you get some gorilla glue Nah gorilla glue didn't hold it. What I went with just clear packing tape right now. I'm pretty jammed up Jesus But I'm trying to get my shit together man. I got a baby's running around. I got a lot of time decided to free plus I have a child The side is the baby decided a fridge was always for like the letters and stuff put the little kitschy stuff there Yeah, you got all this shit in the front. I used to like when the side would show we have a little side show and now Yeah, I get that I think I think the the fridge covering technology has asked I think that's now a thing where you'll a People yeah cover up not a lot of people put shit on their fridge anymore. It seems we're all shit all fridge all day long My wife's a bit of a pack right keep a lot of stuff. I don't like tickets and all that stuff tickets. I think it's got pictures. We got like Yeah, just kind of shit the postcards are like Christmas cards from neighbors. Your parents have that shit on their fridge No, I got like wedding invites though. Yeah, you got it But your parents don't know Rich folk clean Now our fridges have always been covered so head your theater stickers on mine Hanging on to the glory. I'm not my mom is I can't run I never say who runs in a family Um, I remember we had we got it from my uncle John's 50th birthday. This is a hundred years ago It was a magnet that we never gave to him. It says I'm 50 and everything works well most of the time in parentheses a dick joke That was on my that was on Denise's fridge my whole entire life I might have been eight that was just there to the point where like I I remember seeing it and remember learning what it was Yeah, we had this little wooden thing on our counter growing up that said there was a picture of a sailor like holding his holding his junk and it said Sailors don't die. They just get a little dinghy A bunch of freaks in his house, see my dad's got a little bitch. You tell me mine's not gonna grow either This is how you drop that shit on me. It's genetic. I still wait on a growth spurt. You're 22 Yeah, huh It's a little different. Yeah, I remember My parents my mom took me to see Just waxed with it took me to see something about Mary. What year did that come out? Your mom did in theaters. Why down the shore? Oh, just to shut you up is raining. Oh, ain't nothing to do with a bunch of fucking yeah Your mom saw something about Mary my mom my aunt Karen. What are you laughing? We were dying. I knew something about I just watched that reason what year? 98 so I was 12. That's a prime time. That's to why I mean My Nana showed it to me when I was eight. You're Nana her favorite movie. Your Nana's favorite movie. All right Mary James your grandmother's name. Oh shit. Yeah, it was What's your grandfather's name? Panama Red? Crazy Mary Jane Demsie for back for burger. Hey burger. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? That's gross a fur burger. I go get your cup. Yeah, that's gross. Hey you and your little dingy won't you zip it? 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I feel like we have That's I think it was something else though She's it's maybe it might have something it was something else when I was in North Carolina I was on a steady diet of a mixed bag of lettuce balsamic vinegar and fucking I use saltines as a crowd Yeah, that was something for me Croutons have been like a fat kid ingenuity for me of the fact that I can eat croutons without a salad and that it's really just Good cry, yeah, it's it's not that far from a goldfish. No, it's not that far from a cheese it. No, you know, that's right there Get that fucking garlic herb Garlic herb parmesan croutons. Oh Yeah, they were they're so they were like so much more well document on the on the program fat kid move learning that but They were so decadent like though my mind. I don't know if they were like Caesar dressing something You know, there were a lot of they were these things were flavor blasted. I remember being like I'll do one or two to hold me And just like keep going back to that you know, it always sucked in a salad or something like that You threw it in a fridge the next day you go to hit it and you catch a crouton. It's like eating a little sponge They're completely fucking I also we were living different lives You think I'm eating salads put in a fridge and then that's what I'm going back to Hey, so I love that salad the next day. Oh shit till you catch a fucking soggy crouton and I'm out. I'm out Yeah, um We always had a pretty steady supply of croutons in the house. Yeah, of course that was a salad guy like salads Mm-hmm. Usually it was his homemade dressing of ketchup and mayonnaise and Fucking tons of shredded cheese tons of croutons and black olives. Yeah, love black. I look if he came on plate It'd be that look so set it up nice a lot of black pepper on it The only time she said that Only times I've heard black I come home late black. I'll a lot of pepper. That's a go with pepper You never see a dad do pepper. This is a good sign film A dad pull up that part Well, pepper makes look nice. I remember watching my dad and I thought thinking I wasn't old enough to eat Cereal out of Tupperware he would do that. Yeah, I like a big man big square one Some of you'd put like fucking, you know, uh something bigger. You know why most of the time you couldn't Is she'd spill it because you know the the Grab that I don't have the title shift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the milk goes to one side It was open. I didn't have the I didn't have the hand strength to pull off a then you got screamed that Spilling cereal on the couch a full bowl cereal on the couch. What the fuck? Mm-hmm Spills I would I would be a relatively well-adjusted guy right now if I didn't get yelled at for spills and I truly believe it What do you think you're gonna do when it comes to the little kid? I'm fucking fine. I don't care But I don't care. I told you we had a pool party There's a great pool I have I have this pool party. I saw this girl come in Right she hopped right out of the pool walked right into the house didn't grab a towel a little girl or a woman That little girl like I think chicks at that party Hey, I'm just curious What do you mean chicks that I have Nate girls from the neighborhood it come by no we had fucking friends and family We're at the house women who were married with children and he chicks at the party Is that what kind of life you're living monster energy drink and only our indicator rate? Any chicks a dude get my tattoo suit. Yeah, no, I'm a goddamn father Think about getting it. Yeah, you're what you're going. You think I'm in a midlife crisis any I told you about it. I'm gonna chain with a lock on it Any two pieces rolling around in the house. No, yeah, really I'm just curious you are obsessed with pussy. It's crazy. It's actually crazy What do you mean? What am I talking about you want to hear I'm paying the picture for the goddamn I'm doing it for you pay to pick the audience put something your spank back. It was a goddamn for the July party for for kids So it wasn't a grown woman that walked out of the house No, okay. Well, that's a kids dude. I should be a know what the fuck up. Hey, you shut the fuck Okay, but I'm just saying you're out of dinner. I'm out of dinner 10 years from now. You're out of dinner Mm-hmm things are going well. Yeah. I'm doing all right. You're out of dinner. Kipperino Bust in your balls for another show that 10 years. Let's say eight years. He's 10. Hey six years. He's eight These none of these numbers are making what is he here? Yeah, all right, so seven years from his 14 Yeah, I got you. Hey, stop doing that. I got you. Just say he's seven years from now. You're out of the credit restaurant 1992 It's not going well. All right, the service socks you drove there you and the wife are a little tiff Whatever, I don't know what's going on. It's not great Picture what I go for yeah, sex life is down You're a little more ball there. He kicks at the bar. He already kicks at this restaurant any fucking hot tail running around I'm just trying to paint a picture and my picture and myself throwing my wife in the traffic The bar killing it. I got a blue why look over a bunch of brawls hanging all over Like there. He's over there doing body shots Yeah, and I'm sitting there like a fucking married Schmendorick with my fucking snot nose fat kid It won't stop breaking my balls and he knocks over his head. The patreon's down knocks over his soda Yeah, you're not gonna goddamn it. I'm gonna go over. I'm gonna fucking grab you by the car What I do out of something. I don't keep it. Take it easy. I didn't touch it Hey cars are with that two-time and bitch. What's that? We're live. We're having a good time. I'm having a good time My fucking bull is broken. We've got mini-vegan out front. It's about to get towed You got your snake cooked wrong. You're freaking out. Excuse me. I said medium well God damn it. They screw you at these places. There's no way we're getting out of here less than a hundred bucks Yeah, I'm wrapping up the dinner rolls. I'm asking for more bread right before I can give you a see-up monday Some of the girls are gonna pull up and later I stink I think I stink in that um I fucked up the steak. I would get what triggers me and I think what triggered our family and I know what you is like the embarrassment Uh and like making work for wasn't that embarrassing. I don't think it's so bad. Yeah, I'm just saying I that's what I would You're gonna fuck we're here Jesus fucking Christ. I can't do anything It's a fucking Shirley Temple man Take it easy. You think I knocked over your fucking lowem brow You're still gonna get your fucking claims troops and coleslaw. What the fizz it really worked that you killed a whole vibe, but it got damn meal I got fishing chips coming Had fish 86 chips. Yeah, I don't think I will I don't want to be that I I so Desperate don't want to be that guy, so I'm probably over correct. I probably start spilling myself You know, I mean I don't worry about it smash my beard It's better than your head. - It's fine, see? - Everything's okay. I'm not gonna yell at you. Am I fucking next pulsating? - Daddy! - Yeah, I'll probably go out. - That's a really good thing. That's a really good point. I can forget about everything else. If I wasn't yelled at for spilling something at dinner, maybe I would've been different. - I'm not blame on my parents. - I mean, I'm a bitch. - It doesn't really sound like you're taking a lot of accountability. - I'm taking, I take all day. - End up, I take all day care. - I think, I think that's just a symptom of the not great coping life skills that they had. - There's kids that do it all the time now, too. - What? I think I may be, first of all, this may be happened once or twice in my life. - That's in, I've seen, there's no way. - Remember, you knocked over the shit on me? I fucking Gallagher's when we were siblings. - I was drunk. - Yeah, you were drunk. - I was drunk, too. - I was drunk. I spent a whole bottle of wine on the big fella, and your steak was sitting in a bowl with soup. - Garçon, throw this in a blender and bring it back in a rock, is that? - Also, how about a glass of water for my friend there? He's driving. - Yeah, I think that was, I don't think our parents, I'll speak for, I don't think my dad hated spills. I think he was just fucking on the edge already. - And that set 'em off. - No well-adjusted guy, he's sitting there like, "Oh, yeah, son, he did great." "What the fuck?" Like, that's not, "Jesus, fucking Christ, every fucking time." - Yeah, me, Michael Tony. - Yeah. Yeah, I would say it was more of a total package by day. - Probably heard Boston's bulls or day traffic work on that shit. - Sure. - Yeah, you'd probably hear a phone. - Who? - I'm your mother. - I love you, patty, I'm kidding. - It's patty, watch the program. - Patty enjoys the program, yeah. A lot of people enjoy the show. Patty's one, she sits down, she figures, she's patty's doing all right. She got a YouTube TV. - Brother's account. You know, she watches her show, she watches this, she watches NCIS, big NC. Marathon's NCIS. Volume at 60. - Good. - You can hear it fucking down the street. - Living her best life. - She likes to have Mark Harman. Which, who I've loved him back in, you know Mark Harman? - I love NCIS. - Really? - Yeah. Dude, he was like a heartthrob, not that he's an old guy now, he's still a good look at dude. But he was like a proper heartthrob. - Yeah, Gibbs, Tony, Ziva. - He was banging somebody back in the day. I can't remember who it was. It was like civil shepherd or something like that. - Probably, yeah. - 'Cause he was like a happy say. - He did, he did a turn on a moon lighting. I believe. But he was dating civil shepherd. Which, the young kids out there probably don't know. She was, she was on a show called moon lighting. - And college fully dated a German shepherd. - Hey Dan. - All right, we're back. That was my fucking giant heartthrob. - He was a good guy. (laughing) - This is one we've never talked about. Which is, I never even thought of this. This is from Brennan. Is it garbage to freeze restaurant leftovers? - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - Why? - You don't want them right away. And you're not gonna have them in the next. Can you look up? - What? 'Cause I play a fast and loose on this. How long do leftovers last in the fridge? I'm sure you're gonna get varying answers. But give me like a, what's a, what's a recommended? - I would also suggest it MSRP. - I was also MSRP. - What's that joke? - Oh. - What does MSRP mean? - Well, I know this. - We've won over there. We've done that. - Margin's. - Nope. - Materials. - Is it? - No. - We've done this. Tell me again. - Manufacturers suggested retail price. - MSRP. - MSRP, damn, I was never gonna get that. Huh. I would also be curious to know what is the, 'cause in my house, if something was frozen, if you froze something, like let's say you froze hamburgers, and then you took them out, and you thawed them out, and you cooked half of them. If you put it back in the freezer, when you eventually took that out to eat it, it would kill you. - I don't think-- - You can't re-free stuff. That was the fear that was always put in. - What do you have? Give me that, you think. Give me your exact, give me the doctor's orders here. - Three to four days for restaurant leftovers. They're saying it's safe. - That's, yeah, that's fine. That's like light work to me. But like, what if you're eating something at a restaurant? Let's say you get the fucking chicken scampi. I mean, what else are you gonna get? - Right? - You get the chicken scampi. - Yeah, I'm getting the scampi. - You get the scampi, you fucking, you go home, you're not gonna, you're gonna take it home, you're gonna, you're not gonna eat it within four days. I'm not gonna eat it with a fucking four to five business. - You're freezing? That's what this guy's saying. - Is he doing it? - I don't know, I don't know the guy. All I have is a garbage of freeze leftovers. I'm sure either. He did this, someone in his family that there's, he's-- - What's his name again? - Brennan. - Brennan, hit me up. I don't know what the hell's going on with this. - Freezer, it's okay to re-freeze. - If you what? - If you thought in the fridge, it can't come to room temp. - Yes, that makes sense. - You gotta cook it. - Yeah. - See, we always left it in the sink where everybody went to work at school. - That's fine, that's probably fine because that'll, that, hold on, this is my take on. That's still when you get home. I don't know what the temperature is, but it's not room temp. That holds that, that holds that free. That's a deep freeze. - Chicken would be in the fucking, I've never, myself personally, I've never let anything get the room temp 'cause I'm not fucking sitting there. I fucking throw it on air, it's called cold when it goes on air, cold. Air chill, cold. - If you thought in the bowl, you could throw it out, not re-freeze it. - Really? - We said that. - The internet. - What the fuck is the internet though? - Yeah, is it even a gardener? Is it fucking Guy Fieri? Who is it? - USDA. - You at fuck, those guys are bought and paid for. What the fuck? - The USDA? - USDA, get out of here. - Aren't they the meat guys? Oh, the guys who want you to buy more fucking hamburgers saying, hey, if you put it in a bowl of water, you gotta buy new hamburgers? - Yeah, it makes a good point. - What? - You make a good point. I'd be in there, you can use it as long as you want. - Yeah, that's, that's like they tell you, you know who tells you to fucking change your rule every 3,000 miles? The fucking oil company. - Yeah, they do don't they? - Yeah, check your fucking, check your owner's manual. 20, 30,000 miles. Is that what it says? - No, but that's all, I've pushed it. I'm pushing it right now. - I like changing my oil. - Okay. - When I was driving, I got the license back then. - Well, not yet. - I do get to go get in, we talk. - No, I don't have to go get in. - Okay, okay, I'm cool, buddy. - Straight legal. - Take it easy. - Take it, friggin easy. - Relax, Luke. - Everything's fine. - Um, this one's from Bug Man Blast Doys. I always thought it was Blast Doys. It's Blast Doys. - What's a Blast Doys? - We talked about this a couple weeks ago. - Yeah, you're a Pokemon. He was like a Bordle or would you call him a Wattle? - Snorlax. - Snorlax. - Thank you. - Which I've been told it's a great compliment. - It's a great Pokemon. - Great Pokemon. - Mm-hmm. - There you go. - Thanks. - I'll take that one for you. - Sure. - Oh well. - I'm more of a charge art. - People are calling you a Graveler. - What's that? - Drop a pick. - Jerkles. - Let me see. Graveler? - Graveler? - Yeah. - Probably throws cupcakes at people. - Graveler Pokemon. I'm gonna hate this. - That's not bad guys. - Let me show him. - He's talking about fuck around and find the fuck out, guy. - It's a poop. - It's like a meat wad. Better fucking thaw him out. - Things been in the room 10th a little too long. - Talk about a fur burger. - Yeah. - Yay. - Uh, this one's just funniest from the real Hulk Kogan. I always, and my whole family says Hulk Kogan. - Hulk Kogan. - Like my mom will pronounce the hard K and Kogan. - Yeah. - Hey Hulk Kogan. - Yeah. - Hulk Kogan. - You's ever need to be decontaminated. - That's a good one. - Jesus. - No. - Yeah. - How am I? - You said science class. - Yeah, you just said. - Oh. - That was a contaminant. It's a flush. - That's not contamination now. - I wasn't quite freaked to fuck out. - Like the COVID shit when they get up in the fucking in the plastic. - I'm jumping right out the window. - Yeah. - I must have sucked. - Fuck that. - Talking to you through that button. - You're gonna be okay. - Oh, what the fuck? - Hey, Tony, I ain't gonna make it. - I don't get air you motherfuckers. - I don't even like it when the fucking dude, the technician runs out of the room and throws on that fucking vest. - It's a sign felt bit. Oh, good. I thought we're gonna have fun with that. I'm sorry. - I, I, I, I, I went mean. I'm sorry. - Yep. - Okay. Sensitive. - Have you been quarantined for rudeness? - You've had to get sprayed down for something. - I don't think so. I remember I got real nervous one time. I was working with some people and a free online, something happened. And there was some sort of flame. There was some sort of chemical reaction. And I was told that it makes like we had to evacuate. an area kind of because it makes like killer mustard gas no shit something similar would you rip one? His rock goes sweet peppers got me Little davenous I've been watching cinnamon. I do talk about my fucking My willpower. I've been spent a lot of time at the depot You're not walking by a rock goes in the wind dude Seven eight seven eight times. I walked right by it. Just not old older older broad Leaning out to keep in the door open with her foot smoking I'm like that cheese steak would fucking hit heavy bike right now, but I didn't do it. Good man. Try him Urban rock goes toe. Yes One of what their deal is I Think it's probably just I think about do is a lot of construction workers. So if that does home depot own Rock goes. No, they probably set out or home depot doesn't want to have they might own it. I don't know It's a relationship They probably what do you got a lot of fuck doesn't lose get something like that going on? It's just select home depots. It seems mostly like PA New Jersey in New York. Yeah, it's a very try say thing They should all be doing it. Do you think of how many fucking construction workers are pulling up to like a hot sausage? Yeah Who's winning that war who's winning the hardware wars home depot lows. What's the other one? Ace I hit an ace the other day. Ace is alright. That's a small packet. Yeah, that's nice shit though. Yeah, you walk in there Go hey, where the extension course, right? He goes. Yeah, Ace is alright. He said cross the highway because it was like the main not the highway like the main aisle and the thing I love crossed the highway bang a left. That's what he hit me with looking for gisties. Ace also does the old time candies They got all the old candies in there. Mm-hmm real nice They're saying home depots more of a contractor store and lows is more of your average home owner I'm more of a construction worker, but in those Apple collar guy like who goes to a lows home depot all the way Fuck lows Got that dude that does the thing for lows like row. No, hey Talk about Mike like that. I got to be honest with you. I spent a lot of time at Target and Walmart as well. Mm-hmm Walmart There's something. I don't know if it's like there's a level of Skumbag at Walmart that is not at Target. No targeting great What I was in two Walmart two Walmart recently a bad one and a nice one you hit a nice Walmart Delicious. Yeah, the one I'm going to is on the not the great isn't the great one, huh, and it's like It's exponentially bad. Like I don't know. It's you're just like this is this is wild people are walking out with carts I kind of stole something new and I forgot whoa good for you to try two big heavy-duty track like like street trash cans You did you're stealing I didn't realize man down there in the burbs need something to eat wide open You feel baby. Yeah, I was fucking tired. I didn't scan or something didn't scan and then I was at the self-checkout and they had to come over and they she was like I was like oh, it's this I scanned it in the cart because you have the gun Mm-hmm, and then I put it on the thing like out of order you the out of the order of like whatever So it's set off the something's in the bagging area So then she came over it was this big to-do. I was like oh, it's this I scanned it and then whatever whatever And that made me forget about the trash cans because the trash can the two big trash cans were still in the cart And then she did too big trash. Yeah, she hit check out and steal them. Yeah, you did Well, what define stealing by the way, I found a fucking diamond ring in the laundry get a day. That's mine No, that's a yours. Uh-huh. It was it was old diamond that went like that. There are two little things on it It was in it was in the washing machine at the laundry man. What do you do? I checked it out and then I turned it in My fucking takes somebody turn it in and turn it into the lady that runs the laundry man Might take somebody's fucking ring. Yeah, that'd be crazy. No, I would do that At what point do I steal because this is sounds like Sounds like I'm trying to get out of it. There's all the comedy purposes. You're doing it now. I Didn't realize then that it wasn't that's the same shit that everybody says what in my shoplifter videos She didn't know I didn't know shit about What when did you realize I Realized after she checked my receipt at the door Because she checked it. I go what the fuck why would I you know did she stop you? Nah, she looked at the receipt Handed it right back and then I realized as I was leaving. I went oh, I didn't fucking scan those because there was a kerfuffle at The self checkout and to quote the great Matt McCusker. I was never trained on this system I don't know anything about this you didn't call me in There has to have been a meeting of like listen We're gonna go to self checkout a hundred percent. We know that we're gonna lose X amount of dollars. You think Do you think you're like you've cracked the cracked the case like these guys had to sit down and go cheaper It's cheaper to lose the money on the merchandise than to pay the employees to stand there That's that's what they figured out obviously. They're losing money either way You don't have to pay fucking taxes on a computer. You have to pay payroll taxes insurance So they'd rather you just steal the shit They know they knew people were gonna steal self checkout, right? They had to have known that they always was gonna make sure Yeah, that wasn't a thing. Uh-huh. They knew that they know the nature of humanity. Yeah to destroy itself. Mm-hmm Steel well also employees steal and police steal time and police so it's like a police steal product I'm not for it. I'm ant I'm anti self checkout. I was banging that fucking acme when they put it in I was on the front lines of this shit, so don't tell me I know I take it. He's making out. I was on a via that I'm so my computer But yeah, I realized as I was walking out We didn't go back in say I don't steal. That's the one thing. I didn't go back in because I said Someone came over she hit checkout for me she said Like okay, you're good to go now like pay. That's why I paid. I didn't realize what he done you sleeping with her Yeah, I want you to know each other and then they checked me at the door That's two failures on their end. I'm not going back in and going two of your people fucked up Did you know it walking out that you were stealing them? I realized I go I Go obviously I go oh I guess I would because I go what is she checking for like after she I handed her my receipt I go what's she checking for and then I go oh it would clearly be you would steal these big things that aren't in bags Or whatever, you know what I mean or like check to see if something's in the trash cans and That's what I was thinking as I was already passed her through the threshold of the door and then I go oh I didn't pay for the fucking trash cans. Where are you at? I'm in the parking lot. I'm like you know I'm all I'm from the sidewalk these trash cans for What do you mean a township doesn't give them to you? No, are you making like a punch? Jungle juice for his party making some mcmunk juice What's the mcmunk? Something we made in high school Practical a mcmunk juice. I forget flip came up with it We drove it all the because we went it was one of those things They were like you've probably had like how they made jungles. We run went around to everybody's house Stole a bunch of like fill up a water bottle this water bottle out what about all this like whatever you know You could steal green alcohol. Yeah, Jin fucking, you know, Bacardi for whatever green. I got. We got a ball. It's a hunter-proof green alcohol Is it just vodka? No, I got a hunter-proof hunter-hunter-hunter-proof. I don't know. I didn't we never I mean fuck you up. I'll tell you that Yeah, we never really got our hands on it We got orange peels in my nose, but we we dumped it all on a thing and then added like sprite and we wrote it down To try to make it again or something burn the recipe and flip put a little Monk drill a little monkey on the paper. I was like we couldn't call this make monk juice. I was fucked up I didn't care what you called it daddy up. We were never able to recreate make Mom was there was like beers in there. It was just like beers. I mean, I was a little scoop of peanut butter We got to wrap it up though gang gang. I'm gonna tell you this right now on behalf of me Kevin and Luke We love you to death go in peace. I peace like me in three days. Peace