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ABBA! - Juan 16:33

The transcription begins with an advertisement for Goldbarkin, emphasizing brake safety. The main content is a traffic report detailing severe disruptions in Johannesburg. Heavy rain has exacerbated conditions, with numerous crashes causing major slowdowns. Specific incidents include crashes on Cedar Road towards Fourways, on Mali Bongo affecting routes from the R114 to the N14, and on Christian De Vet in Kredelstown. The western bypass near 14th Avenue and the N1 northbound from Howton Drive are also heavily affected due to collisions. Key areas like the Rosebank and Santons CBDs are described as a "mess," with additional congestion at the Gleleys interchange impacting the R24 and Route 12. The report concludes with a warning that roads are dangerous and advises drivers to look after themselves amidst the chaotic conditions.

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"Chakaranda News Watch Traffic" In 90 Seconds Is your break-paired warning light on audio breaks shatter? Don't take chances, get to Goldbarkin, Goldbarkin stocks TRW break-paired for passenger vehicles. Good breaks mean safety and confidence with every stop. Just ask your guy at Goldbarkin. Keep on driving with Goldbarkin. Traffic in Johannesburg is a nightmare. It was pouring. The afternoon when I was coming through to the show, highways have not recovered. I'm afraid I'm going to start on the west-rand. So there's a crash on Cedar Road coming back towards 4ways. There's a crash on Mali Bongo. We're heading from the R114 up towards the intersection with the N14 highway. Mali Bongo from basically the N1 Weston bypass. Past Northgate and Arthur Cairsands is very, very slow. Bayer's Northgate carrying a lot of traffic as well. There is a crash between Johan and North Sumberland. Also very slow and end of the report heated at the moment. Then there is a crash on Christian De Vets coming past, end of report heated in Kredelstown. And then trying to get down towards Wilkherit. There's another crash on the way down towards Ondeckerts. There's a crash on the western bypass from Bayer's down towards 14th Avenue. There's a crash on the western bypass northbound from Albertinus Assulu coming up towards 14th Avenue. Woonim Mandela, very slow through Bronston and 4ways as well. Then we get onto the Mike 1 Northbound. It's going to feel slow all the way basically from Howton Drive. Southbound from Howton Drive. There's a crash down by Boisens. Everything coming through Crown on the Mike 1 and the Mike 2 is a nightmare. The Rosebank CBD is a mess. There's a crash there on the unsmutz. Then also lots of traffic in the Santons CBD. And the Gleleys interchange is a crash going southbound before Cliff. That's what's causing it. That hold up at the moment. R24 and 12 badly affected. The Northbound through Heldnays trying to get up towards Fundbieden is also slow. Look after yourself the roads are a mess. The apocalypse has hit mid-range as well. Yep. It is a real star of the In In Nwerthet. It's the Bacluvia Solar in the summerant wach afrid. There's work for the dragons of the In In Sight. As you can see from the stone in the winter, there's a very In Dree in In Sight split by the Bacluvia Solar. You can start up by getting back into the Turion. Fun af. John Foster, Rylans afrid. All the Bataire died by the In In 4 Veselor. That is what we In In Nwerth in Brituria. That is the Tragbeke Pieter, Suswati Eilenwood in Ettebrie, Fundbieden.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. Advertisement for Goldbarkin auto service promoting brake repairs for safety.
  2. Extensive traffic disruptions in Johannesburg due to heavy rain and multiple crashes on major routes and highways.
  3. Specific incidents causing slowdowns include crashes on Cedar Road, Mali Bongo, Christian De Vet, western bypass, and key interchanges like Gleleys.
  4. Severe congestion reported on major highways (N1, N14), in central business districts (Rosebank, Santons), and on various regional roads.
  5. General warning about dangerous road conditions and advice for drivers to exercise caution.

Summary:

The transcription begins with an advertisement for Goldbarkin, emphasizing brake safety. The main content is a traffic report detailing severe disruptions in Johannesburg. Heavy rain has exacerbated conditions, with numerous crashes causing major slowdowns.

Specific incidents include crashes on Cedar Road towards Fourways, on Mali Bongo affecting routes from the R114 to the N14, and on Christian De Vet in Kredelstown. The western bypass near 14th Avenue and the N1 northbound from Howton Drive are also heavily affected due to collisions. Key areas like the Rosebank and Santons CBDs are described as a "mess," with additional congestion at the Gleleys interchange impacting the R24 and Route 12.

The report concludes with a warning that roads are dangerous and advises drivers to look after themselves amidst the chaotic conditions.

FAQs

Don't take chances; get to Goldbarkin, as they stock TRW brake pads for passenger vehicles to ensure safety and confidence with every stop.

Traffic in Johannesburg is a nightmare with multiple crashes and slow conditions reported across various highways and roads, including the N1, N14, and CBD areas.

There are crashes on the western bypass from Bayer's down towards 14th Avenue and northbound from Albertinus Assulu coming up towards 14th Avenue, causing significant delays.

The M1 and M2 are a nightmare, with a crash down by Boisens and everything coming through Crown being very slow, affecting both northbound and southbound routes.

Slow traffic is reported on Mali Bongo, through Northgate and Arthur Cairsands, on Christian De Vets in Kredelstown, and in the Rosebank and Santons CBDs, among others.

Yes, the R24 and R12 are badly affected, with a hold-up caused by a crash going southbound before Cliff at the Gleleys interchange.

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