A Very Flagrant Christmas

-You took a bite out of your head, bro. -Yeah, this is it. -Son, I can't even defend it. It's like, I might as well just be like, "I got herpes." 'Cause the way I describe it, you're not gonna believe me. -Okay. -Yeah, tell your lie. -Yeah, I know. -That's a good way to put that in. -That is it, isn't it? -I'm trying to break my position. -I'm telling you that, man. -I got it. I got it. -I got it. -I got it. -You know? -How do I even get out of this? I thought it was gonna heal. I was putting-- -Fuck, I ain't miss one that shit for the last two days. Like, "Yo, we got to let this shit be healed by flavor." -Yeah. -No. -You're girlfriend. -I'm giving you a shit. She's like, "Put this on. It'll fix it." I was on stage last night looking the whole front row. Like, "Please, Lord, don't let him spit on me with that fucking herpes." -Yeah. -So, anyway, so, yeah, that's what it is. -His story was that I keep peeled off like a little piece of skin. And then-- -I lips were dry and cracked and I had peeled a little piece of skin off. -What you asked me about the herpes? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yes, it was way worse. It looked crazy yesterday. -He's projected, bro. -I know, I know. I know. I know. -I'm actually a little YW. -I am an YW. -Dude, look at that. Look at that. -Look at that, actually, a little YW. -Look at that, actually, I am. -Now, he's trying to show up his calf. -Come on. Don't look at that. Don't look at that. -You can't tell. -You got Asian calves. -That's the compliment. -Yeah, that is. -Yeah, your calves are actually-- -I got the real, but the calves is out here. -I don't even need to save the other part. -Just-- -You must have enough the courage to compliment me. Let's just sit on that. -You can't. I thought you meant-- -Yeah, but I'm tough up top. -My bottom is very-- -Well, you said Asian calves, I thought you meant that I had, like, sparsely growing hair on them. -Oh, also that. -Also that. -Asian's got, like, about seven hairs tops. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -They're just sparsely grown a box by now. -Just so God gave me that thing to show off. -It's just, like, bolts by right? -Any other observations, you like to make a bummer? -Yeah, you got your calf out. -I was trying to show you ashiness. I didn't need to be criticized for other things as well. -I feel like Alex Shaves is legs, to be honest. -Do you? -I'm just not a hairy. -What would you say? -Oh, I'm ash-ish, fuck. -That shit is like crocodile. -You're not ash-ish. Oh, no, you are. -Yeah, I'm crazy. -It's like a Louis bag for me. -That's crazy. -It's the same way Tiktok told about shit right now. -A Louis bag. -I was like, "Runk in the Austrian right now." -Yeah, I was like, "I'm a fit of books." -Oh, that's so funny, Mark. -Yeah. -More! -Yeah, more than half. -More than half. -Too close. -Too close. -Shut the fuck up! -You want to give me the hurt? -Why don't you shut the fuck up? -I want to pay the hurt, bro. -Yeah, fuck on it. -Be honest, dude, you definitely have herpes. -I've never had a blister in my life. -You never had a blister anywhere. -No, like the herpe blister. -Do you want to do this? -Oh, bleep talking. -Yeah, let's go. -You can end up blurping. -Okay, let's go, because I. -Do you really want to do this? -I really want to do it. Let's go. -Oh, hi-o. -Tor. -Fonnybone. Columbus. -I have no idea what that was. -I'm trying to put it together. I'm like, come on. -You don't remember your whole shit? -He's fine. -You wouldn't even come to the show. -Shut up. -You have marks up the cameras. -Shut up. -No, can I just tell the story? -Okay, okay. -Thank you. -You have marks up the cameras, because you're like, "I can't let people see me like this. I have a reputation of hold." -Okay. -And you had a full blown. And it wasn't even on your lip, it was like. It was this one here. It was like in the corner. It looked like you were, like, stretching your mouth really wide for something. And then you're lifted cracked. And you had to take a fucking weekend off of shows. -You get it. -You get it. -You get it right now. -I'm fucking it. You're a trooper, man. -He's a real one. -Fuck you, man. -He's a rapper. -Shut up. -Shut up, now. -I'm starting the clock, right? We got a 15. Everyone's got a blind. -It's hot as fuck with these goddamn fire sweaters. -Fire sweaters? -Yeah. -They're not ugly, they're fire. -Can we get some AC, though? Please? -Yeah, we could do a little AC. -All right. You want to get into Christmas vibes? You got a story to tell, Schultz. -No, I got no stories. -We would love to hear. You got one story. -We're dying to hear. -What happened? -The blister. -Oh, I told you. -That's where. -Oh, yeah. -That's the story. -We were falling into it. -What do you mean? -That's the story you go with, it's fine. -Yeah, I got it. I'm like. -I don't like this energy. -You can't do the same energy. -There's three of his own podcasts, and now you have a fucking bully energy. -I've been bullying me since I sat down. -Bro, it's crazy. -I want to think of the downer. I want to think of the downer. -I'm telling you, I don't know what to say. -I'm a little suspicious because you've had this before. Would you call it before and put in Padago? -Oh, that's when I was a different. -You had multiple flasks on here. -Oh, yeah. -What are you talking about? -Put that you see on. -It happens in the winter. -I'm in Padago. -It was a early flag here, remember? -Yeah. -Let me tell you, I'm gonna have to use bubbler. -I'm gonna have to use bubbler. -All right. -Yeah, I had that shit way back in the day. -Damn. -That was terrifying. -That's the only reason I'm suspicious of this. -Yeah. -It could be a flare up. -No, no, no, no, no. -That's like a virus. -You get that from like a. -So it's burpees. -Yeah. -Oh, man. -I think it's in a name. It's like. -Herpes simplex one, I think. -Where is it in a name? -I thought it was herpes simplex virus. -I thought. -Yeah. -All right. -Can we play some Christmas games? -Yeah. -Guys, it's the greatest season of all time. -Creamy, okay. -If anyone doesn't know, we're joined here by my friend, Andrew Schultz. My buddy, Akash Singh. Alex Media. Joey. -White Media. -We're also my friend. -All right. -And we've got me. All right. And in the spirit of the season, I figured we'd play some holiday games. -Let's fucking do it, dude. -What do you say? -What do you say? -This is a weird energy. I like it. -Why is it weird? -Just go with it, go with it. -Why is it so critical, dude? -No, it's different. -It's insecurities. -Come on. -It's different. -What is that? -I'm not going to notice it. -He's just being different. -No. -We're being weird. -You're being different. -You're gonna be weird. -Yeah, I got my butt touched in LA. -Hey, Dick has to have this going away. -Look at the seating rate. -There's some things are different. -Different. -All right. -We're trying to have some fun. -Can you let this guy try to let us have some fun? -Let's have fun. -All right. -There we go. -I'm gonna fuck off. -I was not in the Christmas spirit. -Oh, no, no. -I don't think I was in the Christmas area. -It didn't hit me. -It's not Holly or Jollum. -Yeah. -Yeah. -It didn't hit me yet. -Come on. -I want you to know I have shooters in the room right now. -Bang. -Shifty. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Oh, shit. -Okay. -All right. -Don't fuck around. -All right. -Hey, we brought these back, guys. -Shifty with the growth guns. -Okay. -From the rafters, all right? -Yeah, let's just go. -We got the whole glog on the boom. -Come on, man. -All right. -So you better duck, bitch. -Okay. -Just watch out. -Like a black apple. -Did we have these? -Oh, seven miles. -Like a black apple. [ Laughter ] -Shall I beg it? -Yeah. -If anyone doesn't know Miles is on the ones and twos, he's playing all the pretty buttons, right, Miles? -No, you're supposed to play south. -Oh, I wanted to shoot someone. -Oh, damn it, Miles. -Okay, what are we doing? What do you have for us? This is a beautiful Christmas special brought to you by Flagrant. -Yes. -What do you have for us, Mark? -Well, we can start with just some Christmas questions. Okay, we're just getting to the vibe of the spirit. -It's hot in here. -That's rough. -Okay, these sweaters are -- These -- we're cooking right now. I'm not going to lie. Okay, tell us. -On his question. -Yeah. Worst Christmas movie of all time. Go. -The worst. -Yeah, what's the worst? -That Grinch shit I saw this weekend. -No. -I couldn't do it. -I couldn't do it. -Awfully. -Maybe I'm too old. I saw it as a 41-year-old man. It was terrible. -You've seen Jim Carrey-- -And I love Jim Carrey. I mean, no disrespect. I know he put in a lot. But I just couldn't do it. -That's a bad take. I would say that's probably the best Christmas movie. -The Grinch? -That's crazy. That's the fucking thing that Jim Carrey said you like. -That's the stupidest thing you've ever said in your life. -No, no, no. The Tim Allen joints. -Santa Claus is the best. -Never seen it. -No. -The Santa Claus joints were, I think, incredible. -When we talk home alone, we're talking about back-to-back like Drake, bang, bang. -Elf. -Like, this way better. -Elf is phenomenal. -I put him on the bike. -Elf will overrate him, bro. -It's just overplayed. -I also was so gasped by the time I saw it, I was waiting for it to be the greatest movie I've ever seen. -Oh, okay. -He's everybody. -Yeah, yeah, that's me. -This is amazing. -I thought it was kind of amazing. -You've explained this to me. That's my entire personality. -Yes. -If I had high expectations, I might hate it. -Yes. -Okay. -It's a good movie. -Wait, where's this hard way to phrase it? -I tried to watch this Christmas, but it's just too old. -Which one is that one? -I don't know. Little white kid, he looks a little retarded. -Wait, what? -The fuck is he? -This Christmas? -Is this a new movie? -No, it's old. -This Christmas story? -Oh, that one. -You fucking. -Yeah, there we go. -This Christmas is. -You black idiot. -This Christmas is from 2000. -This kid? -Yeah, that one. -That's a great one. -This is like. -It's not an. -I watched the whole thing on a plane a couple of years ago, because I was like, "Yo, Christmas time, whatever." -Don't hit when you watch it all the way through as a grownup. -Oh, yeah. -That kid's the main elf in Elf. -Yeah, yeah. -He also produces his podcast, actually, that kid. -No, but. -If you saw it, it was good. -Play him, huh? -That was good. -No, no, no, no, no. -That was good. -That was good. -None of us see Miles as a producer, so we didn't get it immediately. -That was good. -I played it. -I played it, dude. -The bomb. -Motherfucker, come on. -Him bomb twice. -Him the Mark bomb twice. -Oh! -Oh, I like it. -Oh, this is. This is high-level Christmas production. -Yeah. -We got the clock boom. That's also a good bomb. -I got the clock boom. -Yeah, that's a nice bomb. -Okay. -No, there's been a story. Slaps if you see it as a kid. It's unbelievable. -How do you do worse? -I didn't see it. I tried it. -We got to do most overrated or something because the worst Christmas movie is hard. >> That's fair. >> You could say a Christmas story. That's a good take. >> Yeah. >> The other best is Nightmare 4 Christmas. >> Socks. >> I see that. >> You remember. >> That's fucking got creeped me out, yo. >> Tim Robinson. >> Jack Skellington. >> Nah, that. >> Tim Robinson. >> Tim Robinson. >> Tim Robinson. >> Tim Robinson. >> What's the guy's name? Who makes on a cartoon movie? >> Tim Burton. >> Tim Burton. >> Tim Burton. >> Yeah. >> That guy. That's the guy's Nightmare 4 Christmas. He's married to the Harry Potter with. >> Bellatrix. >> Bellatrix, let's drink. >> Yeah, she's in it. >> She's in it. >> 100%. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I think all time best Christmas. >> Nah. >> Best soundtrack for sure. >> Love actually unbelievable. >> Yeah. >> The second that's on, you're watching it. >> These movies. >> You've never watched Love Actually. >> It's great movie. >> It's phenomenal movie. >> I feel like you just don't know the names of them. >> The holiday's a great movie. It's corny, but it's great. >> It's got lots of names. >> She's a beast. >> Kate Winslet. >> Yeah. >> You've seen it before. Hugh Grant. >> No. >> The kids do write it out for not all kids. >> You like romantic movies, right? >> Not really. >> Oh, is it because you're autistic? >> No. >> Yeah, it doesn't help. >> It's fake love. >> Did you-- >> Fake love? >> Yeah, there's no argument. The movies be too nice. >> It's a fucking movie. >> Yeah, be too nice. >> I don't believe in everything. >> No, I'm assuming. >> The whole movie is arguing. >> Oh, it is? >> Yeah. >> I was judging a book by the cover. That looks-- >> That's a lot of jokes. >> That's a lot of jokes. >> Don't try to end word your way out of this. >> Don't you dare try that with this. >> Yeah, you want to call him a black idiot. It's so cathartic. >> I can't. I gotta let you do it. >> Now tell us what you're going through. What's happening emotionally for you? >> You have a rough flight or something? >> I feel like you're bringing a-- >> You're all cranky pants. >> Yeah. >> You're all cranky pants. >> Yeah. You're all cranky pants. >> And I can turn it off. >> That was from the group chat. The things people are doing now on a fucking skateboard. Like kick flips onto board slides on rails, then kick flips off of the rail. Like, yeah, Tony Hawk, this is what it sounds like. You know, Tony Hawk, you would just do these crazy common things. - That's what they're doing in real life now. - Yeah. - They're doing video game shit. I almost wonder if the video game pushed the art forward. - The art forward. - 'Cause kids are playing and they're like, "Oh, you couldn't do this." - Why are we trying that? - You could bring into an airport and ride on the baggage lane. - If you wanted to. - Yeah, if you wanted to. - 100%. But like, the level of difficulty for something like this and just the level of. - Physicality. - Physicality and injury. - Yeah. - There's crazy. - Falls off that work. - People just absolutely blow their whole legs out of it. - They did, blow their ACL. They did, they're going, like the forest when you land. 20 steps. Boom, boom. Crazy. Now the wheels are up a little bit, but like. - That's still. - There's, I've seen him do some stuff 'cause I was looking at all his stuff after this, right? And like, I saw him do some things that he was, there wasn't something as big as this, but you could see him realize he wasn't going to land the trick in the air, quickly kind of kick the board out of the way and then do his, like, land and roll. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Into Alex Media, a backflip. (laughing) - Exactly, exactly. - Yeah, this shit was. - This is like a whole dock on it. That's like how big it was for skating. - It's just funny how the steps has a name. - Well, I think it's like a Toro high school athlete. - It's a bunch. - There's one called the Leon 25, which is in Leon France. - Oh, okay. - Which is-- - But Mark brought up an interesting-- - The bowl was awesome. - Look at that, yeah. - But he almost makes falling seem like it doesn't hurt that much. - Yeah, yeah. - If you fell four stairs, it's like the rest of the day. - Oh, yeah. - So I tried roller-blading back in the day 'cause that was cool. Three stairs, that was, that was like, I'm too pussy. - Bro, I can't. - I can drunkenly fell out of a pizza pile. - I'm trying to talk to Shifty or you're not hurting me. - Electric bike, thank you. - Hold on, there's two different conversations. Go ahead. I was drunkenly in a pizza parlor and I saw Shifty walk by and he just sort of waved and then I tried to run out of the pizza parlor and be like, yo, Shifty. And I didn't know there was a stair coming just down out of the pizza parlor. - Yeah. - Fully fell in front of like, it's a popular place. A lot of people in line. And just fully fell and then had to act like I wasn't in pain running out of the Shifty and like, dude, how are you? - Were you with Shub when he ate Shub on the grate? - Oh, yeah. - Shub were walking down the street. It's pouring rain, it's cold, there's ice everywhere. And he's on one of those metal parts of the side. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I look over and then see I see our Shub's feet next to him. - So I had one of those almost yesterday. I ran out of my apartment to go to do shows. There was ice on the ground and my right foot went and it was like cartoon. It went straight up like fucking Nazi walk. And then thank God, my left foot was on not ice. But I was almost like on the way to the Uber. The Uber driver's looking to me approach. He sees the Lego flying and I see his eyes open up. Like, oh no, I did this yesterday. I'm chasing an Uber. Like it stops on the street and everyone's honking at him and I see him and I'm like, oh fuck, just stop, please. And he starts to drive and I'm like, no, no, no, no, I start to run and I hit ice and scramble. And then I catch up and he's like, bro, where were you? I was like, you don't even understand. - Yeah, you don't even understand what I've just been through. - Okay, you don't have ice where you're from. - Shub just tell me this. - Yeah. - No, can I just bring up one thing before we walk. (laughing) - Oh, I love these videos. - Give us a sec. - Oh, yeah. - I'm too, guys. - Hold on, do you good? - 'Cause it's interesting you said you bumped into Shifty in the neighborhood miles because Shifty now lives with you guys. - Yes. - So I have another set of eyes on what's happening in the neighborhood. - Right. - Yeah, so just letting you know, Miles, you know the rules of the office, right? - What is this? - Absolutely. - There's no sexual relations with anybody that works in office, right? - Miles, you know rules in office, right? - I'm just, I'm just saying Miles, you know the rules of the office. - There's no mixed sexual relations. - That Miles get in the big way real quick. - No, don't talk, don't talk like that. (laughing) - You described the moisture of any human that works in the office. - Oh, it's a good thing. - What's a good thing? - That's what I'm talking about. - I'm just saying, you know the rules - Preferably, what is that? - Apparently, apparently there's been some-- - Yeah, I was chill, fam. - What you gonna do? - Yeah. - Was he nothing a blowjob? - Now I was trying to make the sound when you're fucking back in. (laughing) - Are you fucking a squirrel? - Yo. - I don't know. - Hey, go back to Bino Miles. - Come on, Miles. - Come on, Miles. - I always say, I saved you. - I just wanna thank you for taking it. - No, we're not back to this. - No, brother and I say, he's a pinball dancer. - I'm away with anybody who's at the office. - I'm just saying, shift the universe, snitch on you. He's like, yo, it's so crazy. I see Miles and Alex everywhere getting bagels together. Get an ice cream together. Just walking down the street, skipping. He said that he sees you as nonstop together. You live down the block. I got fucking eyes on you. - I lived there every one. I'm with the mark on the fucking time. - I never said, you see him with Mark. - He never says, though. - Say, guess, guess, guess, guess. - Who's gay? - Alex. - He is gay, that's true. - All these friends are gay, that is true. - So there you go, it's friendly. - When did Alex become gay? - She's big, like, you know what? - Yeah. - Alex, there's no way. - Oh, my God, oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - Oh, no, Alex. - Oh, no, Alex. - You know what, Alex, you know what? - We're on the mic, yo. - Alex, what? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hey, D. - You know what, I've never seen him in my life. - Not get out of here, man. - It's a good lover. - Alex. - Alex. - Alex. - Alex. - Alex. - Alex. - Alex, come on now. - You're leaving a little. - You want to carpet you can munch you. - What is this? - Hold on, Alex. - Are we outing you on the whole pod right now? - I'm not. - What am I? - Hold on, Alex. - Hold on, Alex. Hold on, hold on. - You made her gay. - All right. - She'll fall in the first place. - Yeah. - She was straight when I knew her three weeks ago. - No, she was gay though. Look how she dresses. - Wow. - She doesn't dress like a woman. - Wow. - What happened to you gay? - What happened to you in a bar game? - What happened to you? - It's a murder game. - What's under the tax on this? We have to protect the marginalized community here. - I don't think you dress gay at all. - Not gonna be anything wrong with this. - I don't think so. I dress like a little boy. - Yeah, but that's not-- - That's not-- - That's not-- - That's not-- - When you dress like a boy. - Hold on. - What's going on? - Is this a new thing? - I am. - You got one haircut. I have had sex with women, but I'm not gay. But I don't know if that's the answer we're gonna get. - I'm gonna say that. - I've had sex with guys, but I'm not gay. - No, just kill that first one. - Yeah, not a-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Andrew Schultz, Andrew Schultz. - Okay. - Yeah, that worked. - Yeah, that worked. - Get 'em off me. - No, you're not. - Come on, you tricked them both. - Yeah, you tricked them both. - Can we have fun? - No, you're not. - You got them, dude. - Andrew Schultz. - He said his name right now. - He said his name. - Okay, all right. - Oh, come on. - It's all right, it's all right. - It's the way the thought. - The commercials just became real. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes, yes, yes. This is a life-reflecting art or whatever. - Right. - Okay, okay, so, okay. They're saying you're gay, which is totally fine. - To get out of the mile's accusation? Is that what I'm hearing? - Yo, is Miles-- - I've been there just-- - Can we just understand what's happening? Shifty told you-- - I'll tell you what's happening. Is Miles making you feel uncomfortable? Because if you can talk to me and I'll make-- - No, no, no. - Can you stand up, man? - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, I'm Miles. - It's Miles, I'm Miles. - I'm Miles. - I'm Miles. - Right now, yo, say it. - You're not protecting my ass. (laughing) - I'm fucked, Miles. - Yeah, I'm fucked. - You're my good guy. - Yeah, I'm fucked. - I've got nothing wrong. - Okay, okay. - Tell me what happens. - Boys' crag it. - You know that you have to meet up with them if you don't want to. - I know. - I mean, of course. - Say y'all getting married, y'all getting the fuck married. - This is also there. - There's a different route we go there. But I'm just saying, it's like, you don't have to feel like you're subordinate to him. - No, I don't. - And you don't feel like your career's on the line. - No. - Miles has a really unique condition. - Okay. - Where we can like. - Hey, you. (laughing) - Right? (laughing) - His face. - He's-- (laughing) - He's completely smoothed down there. He's a kindle. - It's not-- - It's not, it's not-- - No, it's not a good one. Not a good one. (laughing) - Two miles of me. (laughing) - Whoa! - Whoa! - Show Shifty fucking Daniels. - What is happening? - That's a bad fellow wax boy. - What is wax is happening? - Oh! (laughing) - Guys, hold on. - No. - We smoothed. - How do you even know about his public region? - No, God, yeah. - I'm just calling him as sexual in a creative way. - You did this, fat. - No, no, no. - He's trying to say it. - So, no penis. - And you guys are just trying to say that he's not like a sexual man. - I'm just trying to say that because then they're gonna go, how do you know that? - Well, we'll try that. - You're from the top. - How do you know from the top? How do you know from that? - You say he's a sexual, you have nothing to be concerned about. If we're getting pizza. - Stop. - Oh, you're saying that he doesn't make you feel uncomfortable? - No. - No. - Okay. - Well, that's good to know. - Yeah. - But I don't think that was your concern. - I think you just wanted to out. - Yeah, but I don't know how long you've been working. - How long have you been working? - Six minutes. (laughing) - He's going through it. (laughing) - Let me go through. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I was, my concern is this. I want everybody that works here, it feels safe. - Yes. - Yes. - And I know how Miles is with women. - Right. (laughing) - I know he is a woman. He goes through them. - Yeah. - He goes through women. - God, he has tens of women. - Uh-huh. (laughing) - And he's walking up and down those stairs, getting to that apartment, and he's reading them books. (laughing) - He's never read me a book. - He's talking about me in a clear. - He's never read you a book. - He's never read me a book. - Gays can read too much. women. Women have a woman. That's what you read it. Okay, so like, I just know that I know he has this like sauce sweet demeanor. He's a lethario. But he is a lethario and he seduces women. What does that mean? That he's a seductive man. He's a man. I don't believe you. We're rolled me back to like hyping me up. I don't want any of it. I'd rather be. You are girls like you, they're like talking to you, they're like being around you. Do you not like being around them? Yeah, it's like my 32 year old girl. That's it. Hold on now. Hold on now. 31. 31. 31. That felt like an absolute shot. 31. He is of the womb. Wow. I know I know. Okay. So, okay, so it's completely platonic for you, it's what you're saying. Yes. Too bad it's not. I don't know what happened. This is a Christmas gift for all of us. Yeah. Really? Oh my gosh. This is I want to make sure that our female coworker is safe. We have to figure out before the end of the year by having at least one woman on the part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, we get to at least squash a little rumor that was running around the office. Oh, where's the rumor? Fucking start. Oh, you know, my wife Emma, Emma thought that you guys were going to hook up immediately. Emma called this months ago. I, at the same time, you said your wife's name. I called Chifty a shithead. I just want to clear up. I wasn't calling her. Yeah. I was calling Chifty one. I think you just use your blurb. I think you just use your blurb right there. You got one blurb. You have to use it there. You would rather, you would rather just clear it up. My blurb doesn't do that. There's no clearing it up. You called my wife a shithead. Yeah. Yeah. That's clear. Yeah. You can't just make it. You can't just make it up. That's clear. That's clear. You would make out David. I did not make out. Yes you did. No. I kiss. I'm kiss one homey one time mouth kiss. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm homey one time. No, bro, for news. Let's go. Speaking of hypothetical. Yes, go go. Mark. Do you cannot quarterback this shit? Yeah, I can. Mark. You got to take over Mark. Can I pose a hypothetical to the group? Yes, you can. All right. This one would do cheat on your girlfriend. All right. If you could commit a crime, but the crime you commit could not be committed ever again, what? - No crime would you commit. - So think about it. - Ooh, you can never cry, huh? - You have to do this heinous act, but you know that for the future, all humanity will never, Alex, you don't have to leave Alex, you don't have to leave him. - Don't let him fucking tell you what to do. - Alex, do not ever let him tell you what to do. That's how his role, okay. - You know, he went like this. - He went like this. - Go out. - I'm gonna see. I'm gonna see, I'm gonna sit down. She was so comfortable. - She was so comfortable. Stop blushing, Miles. You make it so comfortable. - All right. - That was. - All right. - Okay, listen. - I was offended. - Okay. You commit, all right here. Maybe we pose it out. You commit one crime. You can commit a crime. Once you commit it, humanity and perpetuity will never have to do with this crime again. It doesn't exist anymore. You could protect humanity in perpetuity, but you have to commit it. Did you see this guy's answer? - You know, play it. - Once you do this, no one after me can do it. - No one will never happen again. - There's an answer that's great for humanity. - Any crime. - Any crime. - Like me, bro, there's things that I'm like, personal about. Well, a lot of that. Bro, the safety of women and children is big to me. (laughing) - That's the answer, that's the best for humanity. But then you really brand yourself if you say it. - Yeah, but like how's, yeah. - I think you go murder. - Get murdered to say these answers. - It's the safest answer. - Where's the easiest? - Well, what if you go sexual assault, but on a guy who's a rapist? - That's, there's, didn't Dave have a bit about that? Like, rapist or something like that? - No, I don't know. - I don't know. - He says, buddy, rapist. - Yeah, you're right. (laughing) - That's the cops. - The cops, the cops, the cops. - Fucking phenomenal. - So there you go. - No, but then you would only say from, that only says rapist from being raped, and now who the fuck cares? They shouldn't do it a lot. - And is it gender specific? - I think yes. - Okay. - Wait, what if it isn't, go. - No, I'm saying like, if you rape a male like this, then you only stop male. No? - No, no, it would stop, oh. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - We have to, we have to bring it down. - You're thinking about this, it's really smart. (laughing) - So, no, no, you're right, you're right. It just stops all, you could be a guy, but it would stop all, man, male and female. - Okay, all right. - We're gonna get dinged. (laughing) - No, I'm still a murderer. I was just, I was just asking. - Who are you asking for? (laughing) - Who are you asking for? - I was just asking about this. - This is the fun game. - In general. (laughing) - Just asking a question. I can't ask questions. - Because you definitely would never do it to a woman. We know that. - Yes. - No, none of us here would ever do it to a woman. - No, you can't do it. - Definitely wouldn't do it to a woman. - You can't. - But you could maybe do it to somebody and then protect all women. - That's how you got done. (laughing) - This is consensual. (laughing) - That was good. - That was a good one. - That was a good one, that was a good one. - I'm just saying. - Yes, I did. - You could, you could be a terrorist. - Ooh, it's not bad. - It's not bad. - And then you could protect women in perpetuity. You wouldn't do that to protect women? - No, I'm sorry. - Really? (laughing) - Some great stuff to happen. (laughing) - Whoa! (laughing) - Hey. - That is what this game is. - What would you do? - So we can't just say what's-- - Would you do it? - Yeah. - You would do that to a terrorist. - To a terrorist? - Yeah. - I would. I have a question. - To protect. - To protect all of humanity. - Yeah. - No grape again. - No grape again. - Yeah. - Selfish, yo. - No grape again. - That's a bad person. - Murder's worse. - What do you mean? - Murder is a worse crime. - No. - Then like a child? - No, grape is worse. - Yeah. - I think murder is worse. - Yeah, this time-- - This time your moral compass is crazy to me. (laughing) - It's crazy. - Well you could just go to some therapy and then you could have therapy. (laughing) - Don't go to blackout therapy. - You could just save yourself. - You could though. - You could go to that when you get to the therapy. - Yeah, throw out the N-word therapy. - No, but you could throw it out. - You could throw himself out of trouble. - What's going on? - You could go to therapy. - You could go to therapy though. - You could go to therapy, all right? - Nah, bro. Come on, man. - Your life is still going on. Like you take somebody's life is over. - This is awful. People, you wouldn't murder your terrorists. - This is supposed to be Christmas. (laughing) - Good point, good point. - That's good point, dude. Why are you doing these fucked up hypothetical, bro? - We're just on the topic. I just figured it out. - I suggested that one. - I'm great, but terrorists, no question. - Can we say "SA" or something? (laughing) - I say "SA" then we can say "Grep" and then we can do it. - Hey, hey, hey. - Knowing the good I'm doing for you, Mandy, my dick will be so hard to judge him. (laughing) - Come on, really. - I'll do it. - Okay, it isn't, turn it, turn it. - Yeah, dude. - Come on, come on. - You don't have to do this. You could just do tax fraud. - Well, who cares about tax fraud? - You piece of shit. - You stop all the tax fraud. - Oh, wow. - But who's that helping? - Yeah, pardon me, bro. - All these people have robbing us from the taxes. - I'll be a con. - I'll be a con. - Shut the fuck up. - Yeah, white fucks. - That's the whitest answer I've ever heard of in my life. - Fine, I'll have the perjury. - Okay, I'll go, I'll commit perjury. - You'll commit perjury. - Yes. I'll get a speeding ticket. I'll go win it, I'll be like, I wasn't speeding. And then there's no more lying in court. No more lying in court. - Interesting, that's interesting. - He's an answer. - He was an answer that's kind of really nice about the YouTubers. - And I wanted to know, man, you stayed away from it. - I don't commend you. - You genocide the Nazis, also no more Nazis ever again. By the Bing, we did that once, 45, it worked. - Yeah, they never came back, and those ideologies are completely dead. - Yeah, the hype was imposed back then. They did it for no reason. - I should have done it for life, but then I'm sick, I do it for life. - Yeah, if you did for life, then it would've worked. - This is going through. - Come on, man, come on. - Yo, come on, man. - Stop. - No, that shit, this is weird, because we can talk about that shit. - You were touching it, man. - That was a bad thing for you, man. - That was the funny stuff, you already know how to feel about this one. - No, that was weird, though. - This one is hot. The Challengers one was gross. - Yeah, but you did. - This shit's kind of hot, bro. - But you just have to monkey butt on your ass. - Paws, paws, paws, paws. - Let me tell you what. - Paws, paws, paws, paws, paws, paws, paws. And then, paws, listen, let me tell you why it is, I think, 'cause that's how people who really know how to kiss start a kiss. - Come on. - I mean, the Challengers one was like, oh, we're about to have our first orgy. It was so high-hard, right? Like, also, if you're both straight, you wouldn't be actually trying to tongue kiss and lay it together. Like, another thing was believable. - They were straight as part of the movie. - Yeah, these are some Irish gays in the field. Just fucking kissing, but they could kiss anywhere. You know what I mean? Like, we don't need to get into it. - Yeah. - This is kind of-- - 'Cause this is true love to you. - I don't even know if it's-- - I don't know if it's-- - It's not performing. - It's not performing. It's authentic. - It's authentic. - They're not even gays. - That's straight. That, to me, is heterosexual. - Thank you. - I agree with me. - Thank you. - I agree with you, too. - That's heterosexual. - I'm back out. I'm back out. I mean, David are good. You're saying, can you watch this? - No. - Watch this with a straight dick. And just tell me. Just, look at this. - Come on out. - Also, no tongue is nice. - Yeah, now tongue is beautiful. - One of the right enjoyed it more than the left. Left is he's kind of-- - He did. Look at him. - He did. - If we go, look. - If we go, look. - Watch, look. - He's really going. He's kind of like. - All right. - Yo. - All right. - I'm just saying. If we go and break down real love. (laughing) I'm breaking down people. What? What are we doing out there? (laughing) - Ah. - Hold on. - Hold on. Hold on. - So tell me. - Well, you were seeing him. They let me know that it was like saying. Like, you see the grip? - Oh, the grip. - The grip. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He pulled him out. - Back and pulled him out. - Come on. - Yeah. - Yeah, the grip. - Also, like, I relate to this. 'Cause you see how his nose is crooked. (laughing) I think it's part of it. I see myself in a little bit more, right? - Is that happening every time? - Look at me. Yeah, of course. - Oh. - It happens when I brush my teeth in the morning. Look at the fucking mirror. (laughing) - Yeah. Of course it does. - Well, sucks is I haven't been able to breathe out of my nose for like six months. - Oh, yeah. - I have apparently a deviated septum. - Oh, shut up. - Yeah. - That's been Jewish, so you can get a fucking motor. - I know. I know. I'm aware. I went to the ENT. - My nose is natural. You're good. (laughing) - Fair enough. But I went to the ENT. (laughing) - Wait, what happened? - I said don't believe this. - Oh, really? - It's natural. - Yeah, she's ain't. You don't think it's natural? (ding) (laughing) (laughing) - Blurped. - Blurped. - I got it. I get one. - You were already blurred. - No, I didn't. - Come on, bro. - Let's go. - Oh, that was really fucked up. - Yeah. - That was really fucked up. - If you started, yeah. - I'm a pedestrian. - I'm a pedestrian. - I'm a pedestrian. - I'm a pedestrian. - I wasn't fucked up at all. - I'm a pedestrian. - I'm a pedestrian. - I'm a pedestrian. - I'm a pedestrian. (laughing) - I was actually a pedestrian. - I was so fucked up. - Yeah, bro, let's fuck that up. - Oh, he said I'm fine, I like that. (laughing) - All right, this is one of the last apps of the year. - Yep, 2026. - Yeah. - What is your hope for next year? - Oh, I know what I want for next year. - What? - I just want the United States to win the World Cup. - That's actually fucking great. - Thank you. - I don't even want us to win for us. I want us to win because of how much you would piss off the rest of the world, yeah. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, it's never gonna happen, but it's phenomenal. - But it means so much to them. - Yeah. - And we could take away that joy. - Yes. - Why would it never happen? - It's just not gonna happen. - No, okay. - And one of the odds, one of the couch odds that we win the World Cup. - That we win? - That we win. - Strangely. - Well, what are they? - Strangely, what are they? - So there's a chance, or you're gonna go to a game? - It would be the greatest sports event in American history. - Which game are you excited to go to? - US vs. - US vs. - I'm going to US vs. - Who else? - Well, you know who's in the group. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So I'm going to US vs. - I'm not actually picky to be honest with you. - I'm not a baysie. - I'm not a baysie. - What's your favorite verse in the Bible? - Yeah, I do like all of them. - But no, US vs. I'll probably go to US vs. - Who is in our group? - Chile? - No. (laughing) - Who's in our group, David? Get your shine on, David. - Get your shine on, David. - It's in our group, David. - Australia. - Paraguay. And then the winner of a playoff game between Turkey, Romania, Slovakia and Kosovo. - Well, yeah, we got that. - That's a good group. - They gave you a soft group when you host, though, right? - That's what we were saying. - They got to give you a soft group. - A soft group. - Australia. It was like, let's go. - But who's the toughest in that group? Paraguay? - Paraguay is my guess. - Yeah, probably. - We were smoking Australia. - Australia. - Yeah. - But that's not even close. - Well, they were also cheering when they got us in the group. - Man, God. - That's a great respect. - They were fired up. - No, we got that. - That's what I want for Christmas. USA World Cup. - They designated a game before any of the teams were picked as an LGBTQ game. - Why? - In terms, like, to honor the LGBTQ society. - It's the one in Seattle, right? - It's in Seattle. And then they drew the teams. And they randomly assigned the teams that are playing in the gay game is Iran and Egypt. - That right there is next level trolling. - It is. - Let me tell you something. How amazing that trolling is, bro. Because you're going to find out what those people care more about. They care more about their country or rainbow flags all around them. Because they're going to have to sit in the gay painted arena. - Right. - Yeah. - And cheer on the gay game. - And they want to win the gay game or lose the gay game? - Yeah. - No, you got to win. - Yeah. - But that makes you the champion of games. - Yeah. - You're the game champions of the World Cup if you win that game. - Yeah. - But a win to win. - So now we're going to find out. That's why the World Cup is a great equalizer in a lot of ways. Like, all of a sudden, like, every country in Europe that's been saying, "We've got to stop immigration. The World Cup comes around. They're like, "All right." - Yeah. - And then we wait for the World Cup to finish and then. - Yeah. - And then we'll stop the immigration. - Yeah, that's four years. Yeah, it is beautiful when there's something that people care more about than anything else in the world. - Yeah. - Especially when it's-- - When it's useless, like, useless, like a sport. - Yep. - The fresh national team is-- - African. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Friends, I mean, they were born in France a lot of them. - Yeah. - A lot of them were born in France. - And fed there. I feel like wherever you're fed, that's where you got to play. - Yeah, I like that. - That's a good rule. - Because that's what made you that. - How long? - That's a salad rule. - If you're fed-- - How long? - 18 years? - If you're fed for 18 years in a country, it doesn't matter what your background is. That's where you have to play. - You don't get to be fed in America for all these areas and then go play somewhere else. - I like that rule. - Right. - Because it's like, we made you who you are. - There's like that skier, the skier for China, remember? - Yeah. - Christina Yang. - Is that-- - I threw it out there. - I thought it was kind of close up. - I mean-- - I mean goo. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I think that's a DJ here. - That's a DJ. - That's a DJ. - It was almost so racist. You were one letter off from a crazy slurriel. - That's Korean, that's Korean, that's Korean. - Oh yeah, sure. - Six seconds. - No, no, no. - I mean, whoa. - I mean goo is the skier, bro. - I was right. - He was right. - Yeah. - No, he was racist. - He was fucking-- - No, he was racist. - He was racist. - He was racist. - That's the skier. - I mean goo. - Oh shit. - Now who's racist? - She's cute, too. - Yeah. - We thought about putting her in a street fighter. - Really? - Oh. - That was character. - See, we. (laughing) - We thought about putting her in a street fighter. (laughing) - I'm just saying, we thought about it. - Yeah. (laughing) - And the name was thrown out there. I'm just saying the name was thrown out there. - Well made you change your mind. Well made you pivot in a different direction. - I mean, I don't get the ultimate say, but you know, sometimes they throw names around. They're like, "Shult's what you think about this name?" You know, and I was like, "Trader." - That's true. - That's what I felt. - That's true. - And she went gold over there for big air and half butt air. - Nah, she's nice. She's like, and she's like brilliant. She went to Stanford, I think. She's like, "Beautiful." She's like a supermodel who's also the best at snowboarding. - Oh, chill, chill, chill. - Nah, nah, she's. - She's ops. - I know. - That makes it worth it. - It makes it worth. - That makes it more and more devious. - Because she would be arguably the biggest athlete in the Olympics every single time if she stayed here. And now we got to kind of like fake act like we don't care. - Yeah. - Come on, Iline, come back to the boys. - Yeah. - You know, she got a retarded back. - You're insane. - She got the retarded. - Oh my god, they threw everything. - Yeah, she's smart girl, like you said. - She's a Stanford. - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right, guys, stay a break for the show. - All right, you wanna do a Christmas quiz? - Yo, this guy. - Don't say this guy. - Yeah. - You don't fuck Mark. - How are you gonna fuck Mark in the show? - No, don't fuck Mark. Don't fuck Mark. I'm the one that cares about criminals. - I'm not a Christmas man. - It's from Christmas. - Oh, it's from Christmas. He just wants to be anti-Semitic. - That's fucking hard. - I want to be anti-Semitic. - Stop that, stop that. - You wouldn't want to start a Christmas quiz. - That's it, that's it. - All right, all right. Let's take your little Christmas quiz, Mark. - You are talking this Christmas quiz, man. - I did it. - Let's see if you can do a Christmas quiz. - All right. - Oh, we got panels. - Everyone gets a board, Joe. We got markers. - All right, here we go. - Oh, my God. - I love this. - Congrats, you get to be part of the Christmas quiz. - Yay! - I'll pass it down to Alex. - All right, here you go. Here you go. - There you go. - All right. - This is a year-end review. - All right. - I'm going to ask you five questions. - Okay. - With four different categories, okay? You have to write down. You have to put an answer. - Yep. - And I'm going to ask you the questions and we're going to go through the answers afterwards. All right. - Yep. - Oh, my God. - What is that? - It's crazy. - What was that? - Hey. - Alex has been radicalized, bro. - Alex has been radicalized. (laughing) - I need to watch the video. - You've never seen this? - No. - Oh my god, this is huge. - Slag. - This was one of the big trends of the year. - All right. - Question number two. Best picture. City, Swini, post a lot of Instagram pictures. Which of these pictures was the most light? - Come on now. We already know a time of this. - Shit. - I put one in there for your salty. - Which was the most light. - Oh, let's back. - Go away. - Go zoom in on that. zoom in on that. - Let's get it good. Ooh. - Oh, okay. - God gave some people everything, huh? - Crazy. - Which one got the most light? - Crazy. - All right, go on. - We got a new Pope. What city is he from? And what's his name? - Okay. - This couple went viral this year, all right? I don't know if you remember them. - Oh, yeah. - Yep. - What company did they work for? - Oh. - Got it. - Bonnie Blue had an amazing year. - Yep. - Breakout star. - Yep. - How many men did Bonnie Blue sleep within 24 hours? - Was it the third question again? I got distracted by a toast. - We got a new Pope. Where's he from? What's his name? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, I got it. - Let's go. - All right, you ready? - Yep, let's do it. 100%. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it. - Also, if you get it wrong, we might have a punishment. Shifty. - All right. - Oh, fuck. - Question number one. This little kid, or a woman, on the boat. Alex, what was your answer? - China. - Okay. - Shultz. - Thailand. - I got it. - I said one of the Chinese ones. - Okay. - So, nope. - Correct answers. Indonesia. - That's, I'm wrong. - The point of the Chinese ones. - I have credit. - I have credit. - I have credit. - I have credit. - They're all Chinese. - Number two. - China, question mark, question mark. - Yeah, y'all are raised. - So, I kind of get a point as well. - I got to get 50 points, Joey. I need you to keep everyone's points on this, okay? Sydney Swini, most like photo. - A. - C. - I said D because it's there about to get two more likes. - Wait a minute. - B. - B. - Was the most like? - Yeah. - I said A. - We're an ass country dude. - Zoom in on that. - Zoom in on that. - Zoom in on that. - That gives me hope. - We need to see that closer. - Well, she don't got ass. - I also did a little math on that. this the the photos are more recent. So they have less time to get the likes. No, but this is a significant difference. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Number three, go. All right. The Pope. What's his name? What's his name? She comes from Chicago. Leo. Did you put Chicago? I did push Chicago. I got the name wrong though. I just like the whitest name. I could think of Jonathan. I put John. There's white people like that. John John. John Luke. I think I like this. Alex. I said, Chaitown, Mr. Pope. No, we're going to give 50 points for Chaitown, 50 points for Chicago, 50 points. What's his real name? Leo. He said Chicago and Leo. Mark, what's his real name? Jonathan. Robert. Fuck. Is that Leo? His Pope name is Leo. Isn't that what you just thought? No, but Miles asked me his actual name. No, but he gets credit for Leo. That's what his name was. He's the Pope. That's who his name was. His name was Leo. Yeah, he gets it. That's it. So he gets 100 points. Yeah, but his real name is something a real Catholic should know. No, no, no, no, no. His name Leo, bro. Number four. Go. All right. Number four. Space X. I don't know. Ashley Madison. I said Flaker. That's a joke. 100 points. What the fuck? That was good. They worked for a company called a strontomer. What's you right now? That just said, I don't know. Come on, bro. All right. Sex with dudes in the day. How many men did Bonnie Blue sleep with? Go ahead. One thousand and twelve. One thousand and thirty six with my guess. I just put a thousand. I put a million. Does that believe in her? One thousand fifty seven. Wow. Oh, gosh, gets 100 points. Why should you do extra? Wow. Do you want another round? She really loves it. I feel like she wants his piss. No. I want another round. Yeah, we can do another round. All right. Let's go another round. All right. Katy Perry went to the space. Okay. Name two other women that went to space with Katy Perry. One musician started the TikTok trend six, seven based off of one of his big songs. Taylor Swift, one of the biggest artists of the year, just dropped the album Showgirl. What's the showgirl? Name one song on the album. Oh, yeah. Come on. That's not fair. All right. Go. Oasis went on tour this year. Name the two brothers and then final question. How many bottles of baby oil were confiscated from Diddy's house? Per the indictment. Okay. And then last one actually. Yeah. Name a famous musician that died this year. Whoever has the most monthly streams for the musician they name gets extra points. All right. Ready? Let's do it. Run it. I'm completely out of order. All right. Who did Katy Perry go to space with Alex? Bezos, bitch, and Ellen. I was close. Like that. Like that. That's going to be 50 points. Sangly Lauren, Lauren Sanchez did go to space. Lauren Sanchez. Ellen is not in the country. That's not. She's been at the country. Yeah. She's not in the country, bro. Yeah. Really? Yeah. All right. Sholtz. I had the rose doubt. The girl from No Doubt. Gwen Stefani. Gwen Stefani. Okay. Is she in it? Nope. Sure. Yeah. I mean factoring me. Gwen Stefani. That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking of Katy Perry. Katy Perry and Gwen Stefani. No. No. When did Gwen Stefani go to space? Leah Thomas? No. No. No. Well, I'm Leah Thomas. Caitlin, Caitlin Jenner was my guess. It was one of them. No, they who drove the space. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was thinking. I said Caitlin Jenner for that exact reason. Okay. Who else? Rosie O'Donnell. No. No. I thought the most feminine women I could think of. Sure. Ellen Dingo. No. Ellen Dingo. No. No. No. No. Okay. I think it's Katy Perry. No doubt. Oprah and a scientist question mark. Okay. A scientist. There had to be a female scientist. All right. Who went? Who went? All right. Gail King. Oh, it's not Oprah. It's Gail. Oprah. Yeah. Lauren. Lauren Sanchez. Yeah. I should bow. Who is an aerospace engineer? A man to win. And Carrie Ann Flynn. Who's a man to win? And what kind of win are we talking like W. Y. N. N. or the Asian Vietnamese? Oh. NG. Yeah. All right. Next one. How does that make a difference? I was just curious. I'm glad an Asian one. All right. She got 100 points. But I don't. One artist had the TikTok trend 677. I said spilux. The correct answer. Alex Wolves yours. Kanye. Okay. So the correct answer is Skrilla. Skrilla. That's 50 points. That's 50 points. 677. All right. Next question. That should be 67 points beyond. What was the next question? In a spirit. Name a Taylor Swift song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had nothing. Yo. I love Travis. Oh, God. Yeah. I love Travis. All right. Let's see. There's a white girl in the room. Ophelia. There you go. Ophelia. What did you put you got her on? All right. What is it? The fate of Ophelia. Oh. Got her. I don't like it. What did you like that? That's exploitative. Yeah. That's exploitative. That's messed up. He's negative HR in the room. Yeah. That is fucked up. I don't have to do it like that. You didn't have to do that. Yeah. Yeah. That shit outside the office. Thank you. But what did you put? I put. Oh, Kelsey cracked my cervix. Is that a name of one of the songs? That's 30 points. That's 50 points for Alex. All right. All right. Go. How do you get 30 points? And crack my cervix. It's kind of funny. Yeah. All right. Go. Oasis brothers. Yeah. Right. Okay. Because he always says that group. Yeah. And you too. Wait. What is it? 50 points. Let us go. I know this one. I know this one. All right. What is it? Noah and Liam say again. Noah and Liam. No. Okay. Sure. I love when you're confidently wrong. It's very close. You're very close. What is it? It's Liam and then another one. I forgot that. No. What is it? It's Liam and Noah. You got close. Yeah. I got book. All right. 100 points for Alex. All right. Give me 55. Yeah. 75. Thank you. 50 for shows. 25 for Alex. Media. No. I got 50. All right. Fine. It's 50. I don't even fuck out. How many balls of baby were at Diddy's house? I think it was 10,000 dollars. That's why I wrote down. Oh my god. I wrote 10. 10,000. The correct answer is a thousand. Oh my second. I knew it was a factor. I'm the closest without going over. What is it? 200. They said 10,000. Oh yeah. That's a good point. I'll get 100 points for that. Come on. Price is right, Gabe. All right. I'm going to need to help Miles. I need you to look these up. Look at a lot. I'm looking at a musician that died this year. What the fuck was that about? He just like that's aggressive just now. You're going to help me. I'm locked in. I got some good answers up here. Name a musician that died this year. The guy that killed by his son was Diddy Do music. Come on, bro. I show. Stay the guy that died. He's a musician that died. Go. It's he just died. People know him. So he's either the musician. He's a musician. I wrote the guy from the Stone Roses because I forgot his name. But I feel like that's partial points. The Stone Roses. Yeah. I've never rock band. Is that who? Who's that? Who's like some local band? I'm like, it's better than you. The local band. Didn't, um, didn't James Jackson die? Why are you trying to kill a lot of money? Come on. I don't think James. Yes, it just ignored the death like that. Oh, damn. He gets points. The answer is Quincy Jones. Oh, Quincy Jones died this year. Also, David Bowie died this year. Oh, no. That was him? That was years ago. The angel was a good one. The angel. How does it feel? How does it feel? Shout out to the angel. No one gets points. Quincy Jones died in 2024. You should get some credit for getting points. Ozzy was born. What have you been to? He died this year. Ozzy. You would think also a second behind Wilson, but he doesn't have that many streams compared to his band. From the Beach Boys. You all sports. Ozzy. No. Sports. I'm into it. He really thought he was cooking with this. I really did. What are we talking about? I really did think that. Yeah. Come on. No, I want to know. We got a minute. It's a 10 minute clock. Come on. Let's go. Is there anything else I want to talk about? It's on Patreon. It's on Patreon. I just did. I just want to make sure we did the last 10 minutes that we talk about everything we want to talk about. That's fair. There was maybe there was another thing that we were going to talk about. I mean, there are many other things. This step is ending right at the 10th. I don't care if you're mid-sentent. I like that. He's angry. You can't speak to us like you speak to Alex and William. Okay. You're not going to be a commanding powerful individual here. We might go to overtime. That's true. There might be an overtime and there's a fucking lights off. There might be an overtime. We might go dark. Go dark. We don't care. Think we need these lights. That's true. We got New Yorker the week. We got some Gen Z Boomer school shit we can put you on. I feel like I spend enough time online. that I'm nice with the Gen Z-shit. - All right. - I feel like it's probably impossible for you guys to surprise me with any content whatsoever. - What's the rest of this, Jean? - Do you know about this? - Say the color on beat. - Here we go. (upbeat music) Blue pink, blue pink. - Blue by tank. - Oh. - Pink green, pink green, pink green, pink green. - I said blue, you fucking idiot. - Green purple, green purple, green purple, green purple. Purple red, purple red, purple red, purple red. Green blue, purple green, pink red, blue, purple. - Come on, bro. - So what y'all do? - Give him a hug. - This is what y'all do? This is what you're generating. This is the next group of people who are gonna lead America. - I'm truly discouraged by this. - Bear bear bear. (upbeat music) - Bear bear bear bear bear bear bear. - Go, you got out. Bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear. (laughing) Bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear. - You marked me, y'all. (laughing) - Bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear. - I killed that whole fight. - You did that. - All right, last one. (laughing) - Bubble butter. Bubble butter bubble bubble bubble butter butter butter butter butter. Butter bubble bubble bird butter butter butter bird. (laughing) Bubble bubble bubble bird baby bird bubble butter. Butter bubble bath baby butter bubble bath baby. (laughing) Garbage butterfly bubble bubble bath. - Yeah, bath. - Yeah. - You can't keep throwing in new ones that I don't know what they are. - Come on. - All right, but this is like, you guys hang out together and do this? - Yeah, I know. - You guys hang out together and do this. - Yeah, I know, I know. - Like, that generation is cooked, right? - I've only ever seen David and Mark. - Like, y'all should eat like, tie pod to something like that. At least we would do it once shit. - Yeah. - But I'm trying to understand like, what is, how does this come to be? - You react to it on TikTok. It's how the kids are doing it. - Got it. - So you show yourself doing it, you share it and then everyone shares it. - Got it. - Just like we just did. - But like, would you do it with your friends as a collective? - No. - Does not happen at the coffee shop? - No, we did it today in the office and it was quite fun. - Yeah. - What's it? - Yeah, I enjoyed myself. - Surprising. - Okay, I enjoyed myself. - What else is Gen Z got? - Can we do in New York or the week? 'Cause I'm a little older. - I mean, just wait one more little Gen Z actually. - Yeah, I would. - This one came from Shifty, all right? - Damn. - He's actually Gen Z, though. He would know. - I know this one. - I mean, you don't feel copied at all. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know this one. - I'm trying to show this. - Give me the ball. - I don't know it, I don't know it. That's the only thing. So I'm not going to be able to explain it as well. Shifty, do you want to explain? - Well, yeah, I got no one like you. - This is popping in Atlanta right now. - Yeah, so in Atlanta, there's this joke where these girls were like posting their food and restaurants, but for some reason in Atlanta restaurants, it's so dark for no reason. So all these girls using their flashlights to take videos. So people started making these like jokes where it's super like dark for the food, and then it turned into just being low exposure jokes. - People at home, I'm sorry. - And can't be honest, this should make me not want to have kids. Like if this is what they're going to grow up doing, I'm good. I don't want my kid acting like this thing and this is fucking entertaining. - What did you start with? - We didn't punch it. Homophobia. - Yes. - Fun, hilarious. - Hilarious. - Hilarious, but it's fun. - That's true. - Hilarious, hilarious. - It's an essence of this podcast. - This is what is happening in Atlanta. The Falcons literally just posted this today. - Coat body, there was a weight. - E-V-T, section eight. (laughing) - There's no way. - There's no way. - The Atlanta Falcons football friends. - That's from the official Falcons account. - Fuck. - Fuck. - People are calling it chicken Alfredo music. - Do you want to do the pot in Atlanta? - Yeah. - They call it the pot in Atlanta. - Nah. (laughing) - Atlanta pot. - This is what's happening with the kids, bro. - Yeah. - This is what Gen Z's doing. - Yeah, man. - No, this is Z. - We got time for New Yorker the week. - Six. - We got time. - I just need something to cleanse my palate. - New Yorker the week, we got a couple suggestions. All right. I'll let the person that submitted this say, why? (laughing) - It's lost all confidence in everything. - It's all right, Mark. - Nah, this is fun. - We'll blame you. - What do you have on this screen? - It hurts. - No. - Oh, we have a new thing. - Yeah. - Don't get your phone set. - No. - Oh. - Let me give them some time. - I love this guy. - All right. - He didn't work. (laughing) - This is incredible. - Who grew suggested that one? That was Joey. - I liked it. - Y'all are having good. - Y'all are having that belt buckle where you can put words on it. - There's LED belt buckle. - I never bought it, but I'm familiar with what you're saying. - Yeah, that's what that reminds me. - What word did you put on it? - My name, mainly. - That's it, anything else? - No, just my name. - Alex, would you like to chime in on this at all? - Every time he opens his mouth. - Wait, what? - I'm scared of whatever accusation. - Hang on. - Three minutes left. - You're making-- - Scared of. - You're co-workers. - What is he? - A phrase? (laughing) - That is, that's not fair. - Do better. - That's not fair. That's not fair. - That's going on. - What's going on? - I agree with you guys being friends, as long as there's no like, hooking up. And if you guys do that on your own time, it's really fine, but if, you know, Shifty catches you. And he tells me it is what it is. (laughing) - It is what it is. - It's what it is. - It is what it is. Shifty, you told me that Miles cleaned a little tomato sauce off of her cheek. - Aw. - That's true. - And you guys were basically together. Miles did one of these with the napkin. He was like, mm-hmm. You got a little something on her cheek. - Wow. - That must've been someone else. I heard it was me. It must've been another one friend of mine. - There's a microphone. - Yeah, sorry. - It looks like a phallic for you. - Oh, here we go. - Here we go. - So this is another one. - Now we're talking. - I know. - I guess it's a gesture for New Yorker, the way. - Ain't that right. - Ain't that right. - The new journey. - Local friend of mine, the legend, little Pete. - You know, there's this group of college kids there. And they really love watching my videos. So I sent them the ticket link along with my phone number. So they could buy tickets to come and watch my show. The next day, I got a call from one of the kids' mothers. And she was like, "You sold my son tickets to your show." I was like, "Yes, ma'am, I did." I said, "But don't worry, the show has not sold out yet." And I would love nothing more than for you and your entire family to come and watch me live. She was like, "My son is never coming to see your filthy show. I've seen your videos online, and you are bad, bad." That's right, baby. - Yo, a little Pete, that boy, a bad man. Now, let's get this fucking money, baby. [ Laughter ] - Let's fucking get this money, Pete. - I love that, yo. - Let's get this money now. - Let's New York in a week. - Let's get it, New York in a week. - Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it. - Little Pete's the legend, bro. - Yo, little Pete, the goat accidental dice clay is what we call it. Somebody really calls him in the biz, you know what I mean? - Do you have a call? - Oh, Mark, what's up, my brother? - Yo, little Pete, what's up, baby? - Little Pete! - Hey, you been there. - Yo, I'm doing excellent, bro. I have great news for you. - Tell me, what's up? - You are officially the Flagorant Podcast, New Yorker of the Week, bro. - Congratulations, man. - Get the fuck out of here. - You're the New Yorker of the Week, bro. - Yo, you're on the podcast live right now, Pete. - That's fucking awesome, bro. That's fucking awesome. - Put your ego voice in. - Pete, Pete, you're on the podcast right now, your life. - I'm on the pod right now, yo, you guys are my fucking favorites, bro. - Yo, baby. - I'll leave you out out to fucking everybody over there. - Thank you, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We love you, man. What are we gonna do about these Muslims, bro? - Oh, no, no, wait, wait. - Oh, man, feed 'em some fucking Boba Gnushan, fucking let it fucking take itself out of here. - Come on, Pete. - Oh, my God. - Oh, man. - That's me. - That's me. - You know what I'm saying? - Pete, you get at the strip club late season. - Have you been at the strip club late lately? - I went around Halloween, yeah. - Oh, nice. Did you meet any baddies in the strip club or what? - I picked up a six foot batty. I got to send you the pictures of us eating that fushimi. We would take him pictures by the Christmas tree. - Oh, fuck you, Pete, let it go. - He's taller than you and Andrew. He's bigger than both of you guys. (laughing) - She's a good person though. She's a good person. (laughing) - Is it true that you had to fight your mom's boyfriend? - Yeah, I knocked him out and everything. I almost went to jail. (laughing) - Wait, why, why, what happened? - It was over a pint of ice cream. He was like, you should've got to the 299 deal. I was like, get the fuck out of my house. - What was the flavor? - It was like an olive and no, so like two days later, he had filed a police report. And two days later, I'm just getting home from work. There's a knock at my door, it's the cops. My mother's like, yo, do you have to put the handcuffs on? The guy's like, oh, unfortunately, bam, yeah, we do. And, but she was the only witness. She was the only witness, so she killed his case, you know? - Hmm, there you go. - Now, what flavor was the ice cream? - Okay, canole flavored Ben and Jerry. (laughing) It's getting delicious. It's not worth getting a fucking headcracker. open but it's okay. That's funny. Oh, baby. Love you, Doug. Yeah, well, you guys too, man. Yo, congrats for the week. I woke up this morning, right? And I had a follow from Bert Kreiser on my phone. I'm like, yo, what's going on? I sent it to Rowley. He was like, oh, shit. It's popping, bro. It's happening. My boy. It's happening. accidental dice clay, the legend. Oh, man. I'm, bro, let me know when to do the flavor podcast. I will be there. Well, you, you are doing it right now. Oh, I'm doing it right now. I even got a very fucking Christmas, y'all. Let's go. Let's talk about it. Even the fucking, even the Muslims. I don't even know they don't celebrate that shit. Yo, God bless you, bro. I'll see you soon. Love you, buddy. Thank you, Pete. All right, cool, cool. Oh, the legend. Little Pete. Oh, I love him. He's not a little Pete. There's the best dude. We might need a little Pete to pull up, bro. Yeah, we might need to. We might need him to do the weather. We got a weather segment with a little Pete once a week. We have a weekly weather, man. Geopolitics expert. Oh, yeah, yeah, we got to give him a little segment. Something. Anyway, guys, um, the one in the game, by the way, Joey, do you know what the follow scores were? I'll cash one with 320 points, followed by white Alex. Let's go. Oh, good job, y'all. We did it. Good job. I thought we were supposed to get each other's gifts. Did you get a gift? Yeah, I did. Oh, what's it yet? Oh, man. See? Should we do the gifts on Patreon? No, fuck that we don't know. Do it now. All right, I want everyone to know. You'll enjoy it. We go on an overtime for the gifts. You'll enjoy it and overtime. No, I think we got to do the gifts on Patreon now. Oh, all right. All right. Sorry, guys. It gives us time to buy some. Yeah, then we can go run and grab something. All right. Patreon.com. Is that for everybody? Is that you got one thing for everybody or one thing for? I thought we're doing white elephant. Yo, we love y'all, man. Peace. Peace. Peace.