A Sleepy Lil Ep

♪ It's the lonely island and set my ears podcast ♪ ♪ Have you heard it? ♪ Andy, it really worked out for me because our food showed up late. I have a full breakfast, eggs, hash browns, the works. - Just give me a chance. - For where? - We can bleep it out. - Just (bleep) Just give me a chance to scarf it. I love that you're kind of sliding nicely into the yorm spot of doing that ASMR and eating the position. - Mm-hmm. - Well, I really did scarf it. - Yeah, I'm starving. - We've had a couple nice, lonely island brunches at (bleep) - Have you been a social at all, Andy? - I mean, obviously not with me, I've completely let you down as a friend in your time in your city shooting a movie, but have you seen people? - Yeah, you're basically sending a clear message, I get it. - Yeah. - And that message is, you choose your wife and children over your friend, Andy. - You really called my bluff that was like me being like, "If we were in the same city, I'd see you every day." And then you come out here and I just got no time for you at all. - Well, I think we all know how to spend quality time with you, Seth. - Do you mind me? - Open for you on tour. - Oh yeah, classic brook stuff. - Yeah. (laughs) - Brook stuff's never gonna have to scarf down his breakfast, mid pod, which we're leisurely about it. - I saw Brook's, oh nice. And he said that it was such a blessing to have you, Seth, as a later in life friend. - Oh, it's a nice thing to hear. - He's not that old, I don't know how, maybe I don't know where he's expecting. - It seemed full of doom, I guess. - Brook's is both not that old and older than the hills, but I think exactly. - I mean, this is a sketch I think about all the time that I would say has no cultural relevance, but is a real favorite of mine. I think we've talked about it just when Adam Levine hosted. Oops. Firehouse incident where Bill plays a very strange guy who works at a firehouse and he's very upset that - Oh, the kids don't try. - Don't be. - Yeah, the bee. - Not the bee. We've talked about this, haven't we? - We have talked about it, but somebody said that instead of, and it's up to you, Andy, instead of Jack Black, spelling the song, that you can play this if you don't queen bee. - Not the bee. - Yeah, all right, so Andy, this is just a dry run. Say, say you didn't quibi. (sighs) - I didn't quibi. - What? (audience laughing) - Not the bee. - That's really good. - Yeah, that's good. (laughs) - That's a keeper. - Here was another name for the dictionary. We've been talking about our online dictionary, courtesy of Nick Ricardo. I've done the due diligence of learning the name of a person who's put a lot of time into this. - What do we decide on it? - Well, this was a pitch that I kinda like. The Quedo is almanic. 'Cause of Nick. - Yeah, anyway. - But wouldn't it be the dictionary? - Oh yeah, the dictionary. - Okay. - I'm in progress. (laughs) - Let's keep chipping away at that. (laughs) - Sorry. I couldn't think of a good walk of it. That one came pretty easily. - Yeah, it did. Some people have asked about guests we've promised that have never been on the pod. And if there's any update on the app. - I believe the Doritos marketing guy has maybe hardcore backed away from ever speaking about an online guy. - Yeah, it ghosted us. - Yeah, I think he maybe watched it. And then, like, said to like maybe one colleague at work, I'm gonna do his podcast and talk. And they were like, what? - No. - Yeah, they were like, yeah, like the room went dark. (laughs) - You would never to speak of that. - Wait, not normal guy. (laughs) - Sam Isersky, who runs the spelling bee. I mean, definitely gonna happen. Just don't know when. - We gotta get Isersky on. - Steve Martin wants to talk about surf meeting and it's really just incredible that we can't pull with that together. - Holy shit, how are we not? - We have to do it. How do you- - I mean, one of the reasons we can't is like an hour before this started Andy, we were all texting and then you were still eight minutes late. And like, forget about getting together for the pod. Your mom is not even, we won't even text us back. - Yeah. It does concern me 'cause I'm getting dinner with him tonight. Like maybe he, and forgive this, died. (laughs) - That's the only thing you could think of for why he's not texting. Not just that it's funny. - I mean, what that's gonna be, like if he's not that, he's such a bad person for fading us. You know what I mean? - Yeah. - Well, to be fair about this episode specifically, it's only happening 'cause somebody put in your counter erroneously by accident. And Andy texted me- - No, I got, I knew 130, but I kind of said I didn't think I could do it. - Yes, you're just out of the loop, bro. - Well no one told me and then Andy was like, is it on and we were all like, no, and here we are. - Here we are. - Also, you, Keith, you have been in contact with somebody who's connected to Lewis and Apologies for probably saying his name wrong. - Lewis Ache, Lewis Acher. He directed the short laser cats that did so well. - It can. - Yes, yes, yes. A person named Sam Hoffman, who was a producer, type person on Naked Gunn, who works for the Seth MacFarlane company. He heard our episode and the guy, and then it made its way to him, to the laser cat fellow that I don't want to, to Lewis. And we say that we wanted to watch it. And so I haven't yet, but he sent us over a link of laser gato. - Yes, that's so tight. - How long, how long a film is laser gato? - I believe it's like 22 minutes. - So we're gonna do, we're gonna, we have to watch laser gato. Have you sent me the link? - Yeah, live watching. Obviously we can't spill it to the audience 'cause it's his, so we'll put it on mute and you'll just hear us breathing. (laughing) - I think maybe, or we just watch it and then give our thoughts about what I'm sure will be a, you know, wonderful film. - If we release that, it would be so fucking dope. - I like my, I like my, yeah, it was just, let's just do five seconds of it, ready? This is our just breathing cut of laser gato and mute. Go. (heavy breathing) - Oh, that's good. - Okay, rip off, there's the laser pointer. (laughing) - There's the laser pointer, yours is better. All right, we're good, that's five seconds. - 22 minutes. - All right, we're doing so much promo for laser gato. - Do you think you planned on this? - Well, laser gato, I mean, by the way, it doesn't need our help, it's already award-winning. - You ever won an award in France? - Don't front on the quump. - Yeah, that's true. - I'm sure everybody involved in laser cats would love a quump. - In saying I didn't just say don't front on the quump. - Yeah, if you're, if you're frumpin', don't, if you're actually like the quump, don't matter, you're frumpin' on the quump. And we all know you should not front on the quump. - Couple of people were very there, you know, again, obviously, there's no podcast that's more of a circle than this one. And someone said, I can't believe you guys talked about Ghostface in the screen movies, without referencing the fact that in the 2022 screen, Jack Quaid was Ghostface. - Well, number one, I did that purpose 'cause it's a huge spoiler, should we be put you just said? - Dude, it's 2022. - It's like the end of the movie. - Yeah, come on. - That's the first of the one that Matt and Tyler made. That's Matt's Quaid O. - Well, let's say, you know what, we'll reach out to Matt, he's your friend and ask him if he wants us to, to believe that. - I think that that's a good idea. - They're good at casting, 'cause they had also, don't say it, 'cause I'm gonna see if Andy knows it, 'cause I think you're about to give it away. Andy, there were two Ghostface's. - Sizz. - Yeah? - The other Ghostface has since the movie came out one in Oscar, who is the other Ghostface? - This is in Matt and Tyler's Scream 5. - 2022 screen. - David Arquette. - Hmm, no. - He is in it, but has he won an Oscar? (laughing) - Mikey Madison? - Yes. - Yes. - Nicely done. - They also had Jen Artega in there. - Yeah, obviously. And I mean, Kudos deserves an Oscar for Wednesday, right? That's what we're all gonna say. - Absolutely. - They really cast the crap out of that. - They did a great job. - I don't know how the Oscars work, Seth. - Nobody thought you did. - Seth, come back to the city. - I will. - Now. - Come now. - Why not? - It's Saturday. You guys could be at dinner in five hours. - I got my parents and my kids. Although my brother sounds like he has built in babysitters. - My brother and lots took my kids to a trampoline park, so I'm in a credible debt to him right now. - Yeah, that is nice. - Then I'm with you guys. - Hey guys, I had a great drink last night. - What'd you have? - It was, we called it a light and light, but it's like a trashy shandy, I would say. It was a coarse light with sprite in it. - Wow. - Like, let's say three, it's like one quarter sprite. Three quarters, coarse light. - Okay. - Just taste like you're at the beach, or you need to be by a pool all day, like playing badminton with the-- - Was this invention a sort of racist peanut butter cup situation where you were walking with a coarse light and somebody else was walking with a sprite and collided and it ended up in the same cup? 'Cause otherwise, how the fuck did this come to pass? - Well, it wasn't, it exists. - Oh, it does. - Kind of like, yeah, but I don't know if it's, I don't know if we Google it, what it'll say, but Doug Manned, one of the co-writers of make a gun, me and him are writing that thing together and we sit around all day and then he brought up that it was something he had had and we immediately were like, let's get some right now and we sent away for some of that and then made them in the office. - Yeah, it just gets those two natural ingredients and mixed them together, right? - Yeah, some people did sprite zero who didn't want the sugar. That's fine. - Okay. - Coors light shandy is what I'm seeing it as. - And it is, then it is those two ingredients? - Yeah, I mean, that's how to make coors light shandy. Andy is of course light and sprite there you go. You were calling it. What were you calling it? A sprite and light. Is that what we're calling it? I think a sprite light. I mean, there's a long tradition of this type of thing. I think we maybe even have discussed it before like like a black eight, like a old English 800 where you drink out the code and pour in Guinness. Yeah. There's I forget what they call it but in Spain, don't you get like Coca-Cola with red wine mixed in? Or those two things. Yeah, that's what Seth always orders at the river cafe. I went to I went to Spain last week. I went to Madrid. You were in Madrid last week. I was in Madrid last week. You know, with different kind of life than four to eight hours. And it was fantastic. So, I'm going to actually shout it out. I'm going to do a little promo for my brother-in-law. Zach Heinzgerling directed the new Rafa Nadal series on Netflix and it's great. It's four episodes and it's a fantastic sports documentary. And the premiere was in Madrid where I've never been and Alexia and I went out and it's I can't remember the last time. I was on a vacation where I didn't have my kids or anything to do work-wise. So you just like walked or did you go to a museum? Did you because that's hard to see and lagged and you just kind of power through? It's okay. We took you know what? We took a midnight flight, slept the whole flight, basically landed at 11 and in the afternoon and turned it around and just like stayed on East Coast time the whole time. That's awesome. A lot of him own. A lot of him own. Yes, what? Is one of the episodes about how he always be picking his wedgies during the match? It come up. It do come up. I didn't listen to Ibiza because I was there. Hell yeah. And it's really it really holds up and one day we'll talk about it obviously and I'm looking forward to it. Good hook. Great hook. Just like old-fashioned pandering repetitive hook. One other thing we missed in our podcast is a circle. We talked about the film Fjord. I remember that. Yeah. You know who's in Fjord? The film in real life. Oh, the Winter Soldier. Bucky himself. Yeah. Sebastian Stan. And you know what someone said about the fact that we talked about Fjord and not mentioned that the Winter Soldier wasn't it? You know how they described it? I would love to hear a righteous fjell. Oh, righteous fjell. Yeah, we fjelled on that one. We fjelled. Apologies. Somebody just wrote, I was reading the YouTube comments and somebody wrote at 2734. Like they timestamped it and they just wrote OMG Akiva. And I was like, I wonder what Akiva did. They got to know him. It's really great because we're 2734 minutes in and I start saying like, I basically start commenting about the fact that we haven't started talking about party Mr. Bernard's and it's 2734 and and then we kind of all laugh and then Keeve goes, another thing about out of the past. And is it Andy that says, oh my god Akiva? I think it's more like the listener was making that comment. I think I also did. Oh, I thought it was that Andy went. Oh my god Akiva. And then they were talking about it. Oh, fuck off. But then there's a really nice thing. Sorry, you're not cultured Andy. You're not going to get half of what Nick Cage is doing in Spider Noir. You're not going to know any of it. Me and Seth are going to be like, got it, got it, got it, got it. You're going to be like, what? And you're both Ben Riley. And that's the irony of it. By the way, did you see, oh my god, Jurassic Park. Yeah. Yeah, they did. Isn't it crazy that they could make an animal, like just make a dinosaur from a little bit of bug DNA. It's a documentary as far as I'm concerned. I was talking about the filmmakers. Nope. No, it's just like the documentary Jurassic Park. Crazy to me. It's crazy to me that they first of all that that documentary film crew just didn't bail. Yeah, they must have been so scared. They just stay. They just stuck it out. God, that's my Ted talk. I just want to come and talk about how brave the documentary crew of Jurassic Park was. Also, the guy who's just in the shitter with Newman from Seinfeld. Right. Wait, what? Just sitting there with it. Like kind of mic'd and everything. Oh, yeah. Hey, did you see we're talking about Ben Ryan? Did you see J.K. Simmons at the Mets Game? Yes. Did see. Really great. Yeah. Did you see it, Keith? I missed it. No. Why is he in full? Simmons is Adam Mets game and he's just sitting there and obviously they put him on the social media team. They put him on the J.K. and sitting behind him is a dude in a Spider-Man costume reading the daily planet. And so they just spotted him and then said, oh, send Spider-Man in. Yeah. And he just plays it perfectly. He just goes full Jonah James. Jonah James and just super annoyed. Like, you can tell there's some Spider-Man. Do you think that's Sony press? Like they're doing it. And Spider-Man was just there. Is there a Spider-Man that's just like just part of the Mets fabric? Sounds right. You know who it knows. You're him. He's like a super Mets fan. Super fan because he wears that. That's probably by his canini hat is a Mets hat. Yeah. We should probably see if there's a Mets game right now because that would explain why he is a you know, he's wrong for his pitch because he's a super fan. He knows the names of all the players. And his phone's on silent right now because he doesn't like to even get a text during the Mets. He turns it off during the game. He's doing his handwritten box score as the game. Oh yeah, okay. I'm looking. Oh, uh, I also watched Brilin express, which is another one of those Nora's Keith. Yeah. The other one I recommended. One of the other ones. There's a great moment. And again, this is a real oh my god, Akiva, but you can put it on set this time. There's like six characters on a train and it's that it's a crazy great pan along the train windows. Yeah, it's what Wes Anderson clearly based like half of his things on. Yeah. And you're just like a narrator telling you who everybody is. And it's just in a great with a great accent. Yeah, it's really great. Before we get to the short stuff, you ever do LSD? Yeah, of course. Okay, let's go. Let's move on. So, uh, a couple times people will do this in the YouTube comments where they will, uh, say the episode starts. Oh, they'll say they'll start talking about the short here and then time stamp it. So the oh my god, Akiva was 2734 and then we did a little bit more film noir stuff. And then this somebody commented 30 17. They started talking about the short here. This was party of Mr. Bernard's. And then underneath it, someone wrote, thanks. Now I know where I can stop. And then in parentheses, it said, this short is offensive to me because it actually happened to my family. Oh, these are good listeners. Somebody listening. I'll listen to party, Mr. Bernard's. I like the banter up top, but that one hits too close to the bone. But anyway, one last thing in the show, I walked very far through the city last night. I walked very long through the city last night. Got a couple of Quaid Army's zero gulp. Oh, well, they haven't watched. Oh, because they haven't watched every episode and don't, don't double thumbs up. Right. It's not like anybody can just ask for one. They have to prove it to you. But I guess what I'm saying is like, why haven't they then? Why would they watch it? Will they watch it? Yeah. We need them too. Right. Anyway, quomp digmin, guys, Netflix, quomp digmin. Please, quomp digmin. You get less practice in the rest of Sandy. How do you feel like you are with returning the righteous kill? Uh, pretty smooth. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always surprised when it happens though. Ah, it's a delight. Likewise. It's just fun. It's a fun thing. There are times where I get a real little skip in my step when I feel like I return it perfectly. Like I came out of my ATM the other day and clearly a dude and a lady had stopped. They were walking dog and they had stopped almost to verify it had been me. Yes. And I came out and I didn't recognize them, but then it was I turned away the other way and then the guy sort of gave a tentative quayd army. Uh-huh. And I feel like I shot back a finger gun, righteous kill. Like the coolest dude in New York City. Yeah. Yeah. You were Spider-Man 3. Yeah. It was, I was real good. Real good. Um, happy for you, man. I'm happy you're walking around New York City. Like we miss you, bud. Well, do you though? Because you're nowhere to be found. That's true. It's not really. I mean, right in a little hollow three days off a week and yet can't find a single time. I'm off in my I'm not walking around the streets of New York. I'm cruising in the Bentley. Oh my god. Pick me up, brother. Everything rings hollow in that car because of its giant interior. So to getting down to some business here, we have a couple hanging chads as you would say in a closer look. Yeah. And halfway episode had a horse play we were going to look at. And I need to get some aloe for that burn. You were doing closer looks back when the hanging chads went. Oh, where that I was. Where that I was. Oh, I would have teed off. So, so horse play and Zane halfway. And then John Ham had a Jeff Montgomery that never saw air, but we have it. Yeah. Otherwise, we are moving on to today, which was going to be Stumbling, which was a Paul Rudd Paul McCartney double Paul. Yeah, episode. That's right. Well, you know what? Horseplay is in the chat just to close that loop. Keeve, why don't you screen share? Okay. I got to download some horse play. Let's take a look at horse play. And this was Andy, I forget is this number two or number three? I don't remember. Kevin, if you can, if you can recall, what is the first one, bunny business? I think bunny business is one. This is horse play. Number two. Gotcha. What's the third one? Did we come up with? Let me check that. Boy, let's try to Andy now. You wrote it. So, what do you think it was? It wasn't monkey business. No, monkey business is the weird yarn shuttle, but thick pitch. Yeah. Well, confident that if your arm was here, he would talk about it like - He'd never discussed it on the pop before. - The monkey business, yes. - Yeah. - Ready? - This fall, only one movie has kids galloping to theaters. Get ready for horse play. It's a heartwarming film about a team of horses who wanted to play baseball. - Seen some cartoon horses by the soundtrack, featuring an original song by a Randy Newman. - Oh, it's so impeach. - It's the same as button business. I'm going to bet numbers on his shadow. ♪ It's the horse playin' ♪ - All right, that was Fred, for anybody not watching. - I mean, for anybody not watching, they were like, that was Randy Newman. - Of course. - It is good to tell him it's Fred. - Co-writer of Three Amigos, he can do it. - For everybody listening, we're not going to say till it's over who the actor was. You either try to guess. - You can guess at home. - Yeah, this played in the final slot of the night. - Right. - Five to one song. - Lauren Ketchane. - It's too hot for earlier. - Yeah. - It'll ruin the rest of the show. - Strap on your saddle and step up to the plate. With a soundtrack featuring an all-new song by the Seminole '90s band, The Cranberries. ♪ With their balls ♪ ♪ And their backs ♪ ♪ And their place ♪ ♪ And their goals ♪ ♪ Home the field ♪ ♪ Home the fields, lay your hands ♪ ♪ Don't eat the field ♪ ♪ Eat the fields ♪ ♪ Heart, say heart, say heart, say ♪ ♪ A, A, A, O, O, O, O ♪ - Oh, so yeah, it's their heart song. - That's Don't Eat the Field. Don't Eat the Field. - Don't Eat the Field. - Don't Eat the Field is funnier, but Don't Eat the Hay would have sounded better. - Yeah, but that's not what we want. - Also the fact that, I don't know, Wig doing the cranberries is like her hundredth most, like remembered impression, and it's better than anything I could possibly do. Client wrote me back. Doggy duty was the third one. - Great. - Tell him if he wants to jam in a quick voice note about the first play. - I already asked. - See how fast you can turn. - What? - I already asked. I got three dots. - Did Doggy duty air? - Yeah. - "Be Trina Song" by Atlantis Morrison. (upbeat music) ♪ And I'm here to remind you of that ♪ ♪ Your left next to second best ♪ ♪ It's not fair to play baseball ♪ ♪ When you've got four things ♪ ♪ And what happens does four things are going pro ♪ - Very, very good. That was Anne Hathaway. - As Atlantis Morrison. And she nailed all those little voice things. - Yeah. - "The Totally Original Song" by the "Cure Front Man" Robert Smith. (upbeat music) ♪ Lost their hopes to show me ♪ ♪ How you do that trick ♪ ♪ One way you play baseball ♪ ♪ The one way you steal second base ♪ ♪ And then you all the grass ♪ (audience laughing) - It's got a little applause break for how hot you came in. - I don't know what to tell you. - It was great. ♪ Lost their hopes to show me ♪ ♪ How you do that ♪ And they're like, "Yeah!" - Well, first off, so much love for Robert Smith and for that song. - Yeah. - I think it was just excited to see it acknowledged. That's my theory. - You look great. And then you also, you tips to boys don't cry by crying in the end of it. - That's right, boys do cry. We know this. - And then a little, a little bit of Gryff Banks. - Also the second song. (laughing) - Second song that refers to the issue. - You call this "Goth Gryff Banks", right? - "Goth Gryff." - "Goth Gryff." - "Goth Gryff." - It's a tongue twister. - "Goth Gryff Banks" is "Nath You Goth." - Okay. - But yes, that's thank you for noticing. Me and Rob Klein did meticulously play out a storyline that the horses keep eating the grass. - The issue more than anything is that they keep eating the grass. - That's why you don't want to play a baseball. - Yeah. - You want oats. - That's right. - The other thing, one just delicious restraint in how fast everybody comes in and gets out. - I mean, I'm sure they were written double lengths at the table and then we cut 'em all down as my guess. - And I also credit you because this is, you know, sprung from the mind of you and Klein and you keep yours very short. I think you've always appreciated likes. Once you've scored. - Yeah. - Like your second Robert Smith's verse is only gonna make people see the differences. (laughing) That's right. But this gets out and you're like, "That's too fucking got it, he got it." - Yeah, I mean, not to self disparage too hard, but I've been told from a very young age that I am quote, "good in small doses." (laughing) - By my parents. - It's almost as though you said to Klein, I've got a 15 second Robert Smith impression. - I wouldn't be saying that you guys built, you literally built horse play around that. - Not, I mean, it probably truly was whatever the first one was. Who did I play in the first one? - Was there it? - Wasn't it? - Yeah, it might have been derits. - Yeah. - So, I mean. - And I can't remember if it was this one or doggie duty, but one of them, I did Morrissey at Dress and then we switched it to something else and I can't remember what now. - Right. - We're gonna find him on this one. I can't remember. - We're gonna find out and be happy about it when we do go. - All right. - Funny kids better. Performing his song "Horses Lament," it's Adam Lambert. (laughing) - Yeah! (laughing) - So green was an on the track. It was really good. - Yeah, it was really good. That was today 'cause for anybody. ♪ I'm a baseball player in person if you try to ride me ♪ ♪ I'm gonna book you ♪ ♪ I make it dollars for the sound ♪ ♪ So get off of my back ♪ ♪ Or I'm a book you and I'm booker too ♪ (laughing) - Let's play "Sap Track." - Get it, hey! (applause) - Just good times. I'm glad we ventured back. - It's fun. - It's good old fashioned impression parade. Get the cast involved. - Get the cast out. - It's double chuckles. - You're in a year. - Also the lower third on "Silla" there was, it was "Buck You" and then "Guanness" Poucher's song in "Glee" was how the song was described. (laughing) - It's real, it's a real time stamp. - Time stamp on the moment. - Yeah, I don't even remember what that's referencing. Obviously. - She's hanging on to it. - Yeah, yeah. - My kids have revisited "Glee." I mean, it was a first time visit, but they brought it back in this house. They watched every episode. I know what they're talking about. - Here's where retell sets to just cool off and not go on his "Glee" rant. - Yeah. - Are you sure? 'Cause I'm ready to go. (laughing) I mean, we could do Jeff Montgomery. We could do my "Glee" stuff. - Well, I just know that you have a lot of thoughts about it and that they're all show tune related and how you feel like it's not the pure uncut. They like, homogenized it. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm glad to know that I have crossed the ties this enough over the years that you can do it for me. - That's right. - When one has trod the boards as Seth Lee has. - Did you, Andy? - Yeah. - Were you excited? 'Cause I got a voice note from Michael Bryan, who said he was listening to the pod and listening to you talk about how you cried, watching "Mavric." And then you got an invitation to his birthday party. - Yes. - Top-good "Mavric" themed. (laughing) - So Michael Bryan had a birthday party. - That was. - It hasn't happened yet. - Up on "Mavric" theme. So the description of it was so fucking funny. Like when you click through. - Yeah, oh really? I didn't click through it. - He turned 50, come celebrated as yard with drinks and peace of it. Also, it's top-gun "Mavric" themed. So get ready to destroy an unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant in an unnamed foreign country. If we can get past the surface to air missiles, GPS jammers and Admiral Cyclone Simpsons overbearing rules. Special guest at APM Street Barking Limited. - That's perfectly done. - Oh, it's really nice. I asked if it was a costume party and said that I would like to dress as someone who is both frustrated by his inability to follow rules but also has to hand it to him. (laughing) I'd like to dress up like one of those people. - Just at the end of the day, I gotta give it up to "Mavric." - Does "Ham" ever give it up for him? - Oh yeah, they nod at each other after he buzzes the tower at the end. - Great. - Yes, yes. Thank you. - It's fresh in my mind. - If we're going back to movie corner for one second, I tried to start, there's a film that you'll know the title immediately 'cause it was such a comedy title, which is "K-19, The Widowmaker." But have you ever seen it? - That's Harrison Ford, right? - Yeah, so the two leads, it's Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson. - Right, it's great. - And the director is Katherine Bigelow. - Oh, wow. - Every person is playing Russian. It's about a Russian submarine. They're doing a good job but it is immediately not the Harrison Ford you wanna be with. - Right, right. - 'Cause he's talking like a very stern submarine captain from Moscow. - Yeah, yeah. - Which is like, you want him as like, a put upon a husband and father who's had some sort of catastrophe that he's trying to avoid. - Huh, I don't know that's exactly how it was just gracious. - That's not what you want your Harrison Ford. You don't want him frantic in the streets of Paris. - I have a title. - You don't want him playing a Patriot game? - Though this is a fun hitters in the Titus. I'm gonna kick this off. K-19, The Widowmaker, reminds me of another movie title that we always would giggle about, which was Ballistic X versus Severe. Ballistic colon, X versus Severe. - The colon. - It's the killer. - Yeah. - But also X versus Severe makes you, it's seem like you're supposed to be like, oh shit, I know X and I know Severe but I've never seen them fight before. (laughing) - So anyway, the Titus hit his challenges. Are there other movie titles like that? that are just crazy convoluted. - Can I give you one right now? - Yeah, please do. - I don't know if it's convoluted, but it certainly was memorable, which was lucky number 11. - Oh yeah, lucky number 11. I don't think this is the same kind of thing. - No. - But yes, you never forget lucky number 11, which I bet they would have said when they were naming it. You'll never forget it though. - We never did. - The other thing about Ballistic Experts is sever, is when you hear it, no one could be sure how to spell it. (laughing) - X. - Ballistic, I think, is a word that a lot of people might trip up on, right? Not that's not a gimmie. But then X, which is, I would have seen KS. - Yeah, but I would assume it was the letter X, but I know it's not. - I know it's not. - All right, real quick. Rod Tomato, 117 reviews. What is the tomato meter for X versus sever? - 100%? - 35. - Zero. - Oh no. - Zero percent. - That's hard to do. - Yeah. - That can't be true. - Yeah. - The popcorn meter, which is, that's 10,000+ rating. The popcorn meter is people, not critics. What is the popcorn meter? - 100%. - Zero. - 40. - 21. - Okay. - So it's hard to, and again, these are people who've done great work. - Yeah, I don't want to celebrate this catastrophe. - Celebrating? I think that this is maybe, I bet even the people who worked on. - Do you think after it came out everyone was like, 'cause of the title? (laughing) - I think looking back, we should just call it ballistic. - Yeah, that would have been enough. - We're gonna get to it, but in doggy duty, Kevin figured it out, thank you, Kevin. I did indeed play Morrissey at Dresser Hercel and switched to the lead singer of spin doctors on air. So when we get to that, we should try and dig up the dresses as well. - Who were you in bunny business again? - Adam Durrets. - Adam Durrets. And I believe for that one, we had talked about, 'cause I kept trying to do the lead singer to find young cannibals as well. - All right, I've made you do him on corrections. - You did? - Yeah. - Oh yeah, do you remember me trying to get an update feature on called Good Things? - Yeah, that's a good one. (laughing) - Just talking about things that happened that week that were good. And now, looking back, do you feel like that didn't Eric his base hates you? - Yes. Yes, like triple down, yes. Give me a break. So clearly should have been on TV. Especially since it was over 20 years since they had had like a hot single, you know? - Totally. - Well. (singing in foreign language) - Real quick. Did you get a voice down from Klein? - No. - Okay. - He's just three dotting you? - Well, here's what happened. I said, about to discuss horse play, send voice note immediately. He said, "Sick is a dog "and decorating for my child's birthday "might not have it in me." I said, "Do a bad one. "Say you're sick and don't want to do it." And then he said, "Who's host?" And I said, "Half the way." And then I got three dots in that radio silence. - He's probably recording. He thought of a bit. - Yeah. - All right. Here's the thing about Jeff Montgomery. If you guys remember, Jeff Montgomery aired with John Him and it was about a registered sex offender on Halloween, who was trying to pass off that he was dressed as a registered sex offender for Halloween. This was his way of trying to fulfill his court ordered obligation to let his new neighbors know that he was just registered sex offender. This is already on the line of what you can get away with. It was a perfect sketch. - It was miraculous that it got away with it and it had to be perfect to do it, which it was. Him was the guy at the door answering and Forte, of course, was Jeff Montgomery. This was Joseph and Forte at the finest Solomon involved. And I got to be honest, looking back I think they should have walked away and didn't like we wrote the perfect sketch. I did not at the time think that Jeff Montgomery was going to be a recurring character. And yet they tried to run it back and I have no memory of this except knowing that if memory serves it was not close to making the show. - Here is a Twix for you, Little Snooki and for you, Mr. Situation, and I'll enjoy. - Thank you, Mr. Peterson. - Happy Halloween. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) - Well, they know it. - Well, just unseen that show up. - So, Forte's right, I'm wrong. - Yeah, that's crazy. - Excuse me. - Excuse you, okay, you're excused, but I'll have to see a note for your doctor. Doctor, I hardly knew her. What? (audience laughs) - Do I know you? - Do you know you? You gotta be more specific. There are a lot of yous out there. You havener, you grant, you G-rection, hey, you get your mind out of the gutter. Gutter, I hardly knew her. What? (audience laughs) Seriously, though, trick-or-try. - Wait a second, yeah. I remember you, you came to my house last Halloween. - That's right, I'm just not coming. You remember my costume? - Yes. - I remember your costume. - I was a sex offender. (audience laughs) - Yeah, and I remember as part of your costume, you tried to get me to sign a form saying I was aware a sex offender was moving into the neighborhood? - Yeah, it's a pretty convincing costume, huh? - Yeah, very convincing. (laughs) - I've been a sex offender for the last five Halloween. (audience laughs) - What were you before that? - Married! - Good night, Joe. (laughs) - Okay, hey, hey, sorry, okay, you're right. The sex offender costume, costume, and it was a costume was in very bad taste. Look, all I was trying to do was to make some new friends, but I guess I just have an awkward sense of humor. Can you find it in your heart to forgive a neighbor? - No, you promise. You are not a sex offender. - You have my word. - Oh, what the hell? I have a pretty strange sense of humor, too. - Snickers? - I'd like that, and really like that. - So, what did your costume miss you? (audience laughs) - I am a repeat sex offender. (audience laughs) - It basically turns into the film happiness. - Did it air? - No. - Oh, okay. - It was a dress. - Kind of killing for some of it, but it does feel like that delicate little line is going to go the way past what it's allowed to go past. - I don't know what of that we, so can we play any of that on our thing? Like the beginning and then ask if it's okay with forte and Solomon? - Yeah. - It's pretty narrow. - And no video, but the first five minute, the first minute is fine, then we'll just stop the thing and then play all of this, and then we'll understand why. - Yeah. - And it'll be our dirty little secret. - All right. Well, Seth, anything else about Bertlin Express? I mean, it has some pretty good turnarounds and then everybody, and all that. - Well, here's, all right, so Seth, seriously, let's talk about Bertlin Express for a second. What's cool about it is it shooting in right after World War II in, not in Berlin, but in, where are they, Frankfurt or something? - Frankfurt, like a bound out. - And it's crazy because it takes place in, let's say, 1948, and they shot in 1947, 1948. - Yeah. - So you can't believe how it looks. It's just real, and it's so intense being like, you guys are just in a bombed out city, and all this stuff would like trading cigarettes as money because money's meaningless now. It's all very cool. Also, the characters, you realize that, I mean, again, 'cause it was made in that present, that people, even people who lived through the war, could not believe when they saw cities that were that bombed out. - Yeah, just immediately. 'Cause who's in? - Yeah, they're just like, whoa. - Obviously, that director that has a French name, so I don't wanna say it 'cause I'll sound terrible, but who did out of the past, the Anne-Berlin Express, and then he did a lot of other ones. It's just the third of the one that they grouped together. - Well, the craziest thing is, you know what the third one's called? Nightfall, doggy duty. - Doggy duty. - Oh, doggy duty. - They failed to come in. - That's always the third. It's extra severer, and then extra severer two, and then doggy duty. It was either return of the Jedi or doggy duty. I read something that Denise Villanuev is just still really mad about the Ewoks. - In real life, he said. - Why'd you put something cute in there? These movies are serious. - 'Cause I found this is, it was like, yeah, it was great. It was great. The first two were amazing, and then it became like, kid stuff. - Interesting. - Wrong. - I mean, I guess I was a kid, so I loved it, and I flipped on my chair and the Jedi on cable like a couple nights ago, and was loving them Ewoks. - Yeah, yeah. - But is that how people that were younger when the prequels came out, feel about Jar Jar? - Yeah, yeah. - I think they were fine with that. - But they're all kid stuff. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's, I think, totally fine. - Denise is a little bit old enough, older than you, enough Andy to have a different take on Ewoks. - Yeah. Seth Fuck Mary killed Jar Jar, wicked to the main Ewok, and the guy who speaks on behalf of Job of the Hut with like the squid hair. - Well, oh man, this is tough. - I mean, you can't say fuck all three, which is I know what you want to say. - So I think you fuck the ewok. - I don't know. I do want to know for the visual joke here is my wife literally walked behind you. - She did, it was so great. - As I said, fuck the ewok. - I think you got to kill the, you got to kill the, uh, job of trans. - Yeah, the squid head, yeah, of course. - That'd be the first thing I'd know to do. - And then you marry Jar Jar for the laughs. - Oh, yeah. - Beautiful. - And the loyalty. - And for the light. I mean, I think that it'll like long marriages. And again, I also think if this becomes a relationship podcast, it'll shoot up the charts. - How did I forget the name bib fortuna? I had the action figure. - Yeah. - Bib fortuna. - Yeah. - I look like Googled Jabba's assistant name. (laughing) - It's executive assistant. (laughing) Now, do you think Jabba today is just using AI for most of the stuff bib did. Oh my god. Oh, bib was one of the first casualties of cloud. Yeah. Yeah. Andy, as job of the hut, do your best job of the hut telling bib fortuna that he's replacing him with Claude. Yeah. Well, he doesn't speak English. I know. Just to see. I'm going with AI. That was the best I got. So, did we know when we started calling Jeremy Alan Whitebody job, did we know he was going to play a fucking son of job? Another spoiler, but I did hear about that one. Okay. I don't think we knew. No. That's crazy. I mean, what is his name in it? Jeremy the hut? Jeremy the hut. I don't think it's a spoiler that he's in Mandalorian. It's not a Mandalorian Groovy. I was, why was the hut kept calling everyone cousin? Desi? He's like, hey, Cousin. Cousin. I've got to pick up on table three cousin. These are his big secrets. Bracey, dudes. Cousin. All right. I got to ask a young Skywalker at 86 on the beef. All right. I got to go. I don't. This isn't an episode. Do we think? Why do you think it's not? Well, it's not because we haven't done a take it away, Jack Black. Two hints. I got Queen Bee with two hints. But here's what I'm going to say. Yeah. I don't have any shame about the two hints today because it was fucking so many words. It was so many words. I'm still noting. 63 words. My last two words, are you still doing it? Yeah, but you're not going to get it. Can I say no? Go to the last two. I'll be honest if I have yours. What were they? Volent and novation. I didn't have either. What's novation? Is that what Jeff Montgomery gets at the end? It actually did get a good ovation. It's said to be fair. So you got to reveal ovation and then a novation. They clapped heartily at the end. So it was an unfair hit. But that's because we said happy Halloween to them. What? I did get quibi last two days. Don't care if it's not a pod day, it doesn't count. God, dude, but it means a lot to me. That was cold. That was all proud. I'm gonna break a little news here. Put maybe put this undead line. I've got to go. Shit. By the way, your arm just texted that he was unclear with his assistant. He could never make today. Yeah, but we knew that. I think I knew that. That's probably, I don't think he was unclear. That's why I wasn't in my calendar. Do you know who his assistant is? I do. I do. I do. And they share it him and in Java. That's why it makes it kind of mixed. It's probably on Java's calendar right now. Yeah, it's like an Uber ride share. All right. Well, I'll let you know what movies I've watched next week. I'm going to watch a pretty good one in three hours. I'll let you know what it was next week. Pretty excited. We'll see if it's pretty good. I'm not going to apologize to the quads because maybe this was interesting. And on that note, love you guys. All right. I love you. Love you. Wow, Seth. Really fucking meaningful asshole. I just gotta go. Are you still recording? No, we're not done. I stopped recording. Maybe you can hear me on this. I said, Seth, I love you. I love you too. But you know who's loving me last every day. My fucking beautiful wife. You just heard me say that I'd fucking e-walk. Yeah, then maybe stop going on the road with Brooks. You lunatic. All right. Love you guys later, Arnold. Later quads. Later ghostface. Later quads. Later quado. Later quads.