A Horse Off The Hinges

well celebrate good times come on niggas I am flip Wilson and I am miss Tina Knowles Lawson not sure which all name she's using but that icon in particular and yes and this is the read thank you all for joining us it is it is the read and we're still in pride month and I will say that I had to take a deep sigh June 1st because I was already tired and I was tired because you know the capitalization of of pride month oh yeah mm-hmm is so cringe I saw dr. Bronner's head gay so and that's when I was like all right I have to I have to just stay in a house but that has been really minimal yeah for whatever reason on my means because I'll go out the house and I'll watch TV commercials but I've mostly seen been seeing the girls have me a good time okay yeah I think there's less of it than usual actually I don't know if we're getting more homophobic or what but yeah it could be that it could be that maybe the the interns are telling corporate America it's too much nobody gay is buying it it's just their mom well it is time now for this week's black excellence as always dedicated to black folk out there doing great things and this week I'm gonna give black excellence to a young man named Jalen Brunson MVP of the NBA Finals helping the New York Knicks finally get this this ring the first one since like what Lincoln was an office so that's lovely shout out to Jalen and apparently just like the Spurs just shit the bed they did I don't know what it is about that fourth quarter but they just kind of give up and yeah they let the Knicks come back in an elimination game it was really wild and it's been non-stop insanity in mom Donnie Stein I cannot lie I'm so happy for y'all I'm sorry for y'all I said I know y'all was outside but naked sweating and yeah yeah yeah and that's what you deserve that's what you deserve New York is really up a couple matches mm-hmm it is feeling very good in the city the vibe is happier like I thought the city was gonna melt down but niggas are just being like being nice like people are just being nice imagine right New York and it's summertime warm outside saying hello to people they not attracted to and like you know holding doors open getting up for pregnant women on the train it's crazy to the south is this a simulation am I in the matrix yeah it has been it's really been nice the the whole city is on a hunt at the World Cup is here so happy Juneteenth is this weekend the the parade is tomorrow I was gonna take Laney but no pets they they said no pets no strollers no nothing actually stinks people are all actually that's it is I mean and I have I have a carrier that I would wear her in so she wouldn't get trampled or nothing but I've seen it I try not to it's a Bjorn break the rule it is it's a baby Bjorn and she and she went to the Liberty Parade in it so I'm thinking oh of course you can go to the Knicks Parade in it but it is also going to be three hundred thousand people in that tiny little part of Manhattan and so niggas are already spending the night down there they are already camped out so I think it's for the best that we not go but she does have a jersey and it you know as a native New Yorker she insisted on having her thing so I did get her a jersey and a t-shirt and all that so she's part of the festivities I told link that New York one because she's from Harlem and she said was I have to do me and the doggist is doing a dog meetup later that night like Thursday night for the dogs to take being up in the doggy Nick yes for the doggy Nick Finn so we might go to that I love every portion of it yeah I just love it I love that everybody's excited I love that everyone's in there blue and orange I am so incredibly happy for y'all and I'm also happy because that fucking wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man that felt the need and the the opportunity know the right like to put his hands on a number of people but to like toss Jalen Brunson laugh about it all right that's why you're going home pissed diva yeah he was mad Harley voodoo no front said bitch yeah he was mad Harley voodoo no front said bitch bitch yeah he was mad Harley voodoo no front said bitch yeah he was mad Harley voodoo no front said bitch did you see him in that press did you see him in that press did you see him in that press conference after being like of course I conference after being like of course I conference after being like of course I guys see you never like boy you'll see guys see you never like boy you'll see guys see you never like boy you'll see them in five months calm down you're so them in five months calm down you're so them in five months calm down you're so mad and I get it you just lost but you mad and I get it you just lost but you mad and I get it you just lost but you just gonna have to get over that like I just gonna have to get over that like I just gonna have to get over that like I think Wendy still has some maturing to do think Wendy still has some maturing to do think Wendy still has some maturing to do but if the vibes are impeccable in New but if the vibes are impeccable in New but if the vibes are impeccable in New York right now it's never felt like this York right now it's never felt like this York right now it's never felt like this love it yeah let's get in some hot love it yeah let's get in some hot love it yeah let's get in some hot toppies mmm they also all over the city toppies mmm they also all over the city toppies mmm they also all over the city right now yeah I bet they are their right now yeah I bet they are their right now yeah I bet they are their season mm-hmm season mm-hmm season mm-hmm I'll try stay Fire Island I forgot that I'll try stay Fire Island I forgot that I'll try stay Fire Island I forgot that was a place um speaking of none of my was a place um speaking of none of my was a place um speaking of none of my business let's start with some nice business let's start with some nice business let's start with some nice things hmm things hmm things hmm currently Tom Holland has all but currently Tom Holland has all but currently Tom Holland has all but confirmed that he ends and they are confirmed that he ends and they are confirmed that he ends and they are married I don't know this was still a married I don't know this was still a married I don't know this was still a secret yes I think I saw that too secret yes I think I saw that too secret yes I think I saw that too something about his grandma was like something about his grandma was like something about his grandma was like why I'm not invited why I didn't get to why I'm not invited why I didn't get to go to the wedding or something like that go to the wedding or something like that go to the wedding or something like that but yeah well uh um someone from Esquire but yeah well uh um someone from Esquire but yeah well uh um someone from Esquire UK asked him um if he felt like he had UK asked him um if he felt like he had UK asked him um if he felt like he had to reassure to reassure to reassure his family members that the AI images his family members that the AI images his family members that the AI images like that the yeah those pictures from like that the yeah those pictures from like that the yeah those pictures from you know they were AI or whatever like you know they were AI or whatever like you know they were AI or whatever like he had to reassure them about it got you and Tom reportedly replied no because and Tom reportedly replied no because and Tom reportedly replied no because they were all there and that's all you they were all there and that's all you they were all there and that's all you get get get I love that I don't have to reassure I love that I don't have to reassure I love that I don't have to reassure who was in the room they know that was who was in the room they know that was who was in the room they know that was fake fake fake and I see where you're going with this and I see where you're going with this and I see where you're going with this right I'm gonna give you like a cute right I'm gonna give you like a cute right I'm gonna give you like a cute concise Kurt little response about your concise Kurt little response about your concise Kurt little response about your business yes business yes business yes business yes um I hadn't seen Tom in the rings and um I hadn't seen Tom in the rings and um I hadn't seen Tom in the rings and they has been wearing hers but you know they has been wearing hers but you know they has been wearing hers but you know women typically do wear their engagement women typically do wear their engagement women typically do wear their engagement ring before they get married so oh right ring before they get married so oh right ring before they get married so oh right right right so um but I also 100 right right right so um but I also 100 right right right so um but I also 100 expected that we would not see one expected that we would not see one expected that we would not see one thing didn't law Roach just get on thing didn't law Roach just get on thing didn't law Roach just get on whatever red carpet that was a couple whatever red carpet that was a couple years ago and laugh in our faces about years ago and laugh in our faces about years ago and laugh in our faces about how the wedding was beautiful and we'll how the wedding was beautiful and we'll how the wedding was beautiful and we'll never know yeah yeah yes he did right it never know yeah yeah yes he did right it never know yeah yeah yes he did right it was so great it really was was so great it really was was so great it really was so it's kind of like y'all keep dropping so it's kind of like y'all keep dropping so it's kind of like y'all keep dropping these hints and it's like we everybody these hints and it's like we everybody these hints and it's like we everybody around you around this couple keeps around you around this couple keeps around you around this couple keeps telling you that them are married and telling you that them are married and telling you that them are married and y'all simply were not invited y'all simply were not invited y'all simply were not invited and that's all there is to it babes and that's all there is to it babes and that's all there is to it babes tough i mean tough i mean tough i mean tom holland for a while tom holland for a while tom holland for a while has given me a spider-man awardist has given me a spider-man awardist has given me a spider-man awardist young man out he's young man out he's young man out he's not interested yeah not interested yeah not interested yeah you know he i think he wants to just you know he i think he wants to just you know he i think he wants to just have a personal life have a personal life have a personal life you know calm down in terms of the you know calm down in terms of the you know calm down in terms of the public eye public eye public eye a bit have some babies a bit have some babies a bit have some babies do all that whole thing so i wouldn't do all that whole thing so i wouldn't do all that whole thing so i wouldn't even be surprised if that was a huge even be surprised if that was a huge even be surprised if that was a huge part of the reason part of the reason part of the reason why they're like this wedding is ours why they're like this wedding is ours why they're like this wedding is ours the end they don't even know about the end they don't even know about the end they don't even know about anything about that but zendaya is also anything about that but zendaya is also anything about that but zendaya is also not like here go all my business that not like here go all my business that not like here go all my business that lady show up some place lady show up some place lady show up some place be fine be funny relatable act her ass be fine be funny relatable act her ass be fine be funny relatable act her ass off and go home off and go home off and go home yeah she i i'm i feel like yeah she i i'm i feel like yeah she i i'm i feel like she had a few good conversations with she had a few good conversations with she had a few good conversations with beyonce who was like get off of that beyonce who was like get off of that beyonce who was like get off of that social media get off of it right now social media get off of it right now social media get off of it right now get off of it right now girl post it to get off of it right now girl post it to get off of it right now girl post it to your stories for what and she took that your stories for what and she took that your stories for what and she took that shit so hard shit so hard shit so hard yep yep did you see her in an amber yep yep did you see her in an amber yep yep did you see her in an amber uh yes singing dream girls yes house uh yes singing dream girls yes house uh yes singing dream girls yes house party that was so fun i said oh okay i party that was so fun i said oh okay i party that was so fun i said oh okay i did have a pinch of jealousy for los did have a pinch of jealousy for los did have a pinch of jealousy for los angeles that y'all get to have moments like that where you just never know who might be at a house party and decide to sing new york doesn't no i mean we do but just saying just saying um yeah good times yeah that looks very very cute and also like if they are like yeah we're we're married and so happy and the wedding was lovely then what we get a i get a car do i is there yeah no these niggas want the pictures and the video and you're not getting it that you're just not sorry then people do not i don't even think it's like desperation for the world's approval or anything like that i think they just want to see the stuff they just right and zendaya and tom how i think you found two very famous young beautiful actors who are like we don't care like y'all we don't get paid to share our lives with you we get paid to act and that's all we gonna do i understand i love that i understand wanting to see what they were wearing i want to see specifically zendaya right because zendaya can't help but look right amazing right so i get the the intrigue there and being like oh what what was her wedding dress like but she don't own none of us anything right like sketch it out have a good time bitch what happened to imagination yeah like maybe one day she will share what the dress look like when they figure it out i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know like when they feel like it but yeah i don't understand especially an interviewer being like yeah i they're not influencers and i influencers would have sold every post they would they would have sponsored shit all over that wedding which is fine you know if you can get somebody else to pay for it great but they are not that and i mean i get the desire to be like oh my god i don't want to be like oh my god i don't want to be like oh my god i don't want to be like oh my god i don't i very much want to know what zendaya wore because i know she looked incredible but i also recognize that it's not my business and if they don't share it then that's the end of it as far as i'm concerned i also wanted to know what beyonce wore to her wedding tough and eventually that lady was like all right here right here go a 10 second clip of me marrying that nigga the first time are you happy now um speaking of before you move on blue i'm not blue roomie and sir just turned nine this past week i said actually let me get off the train time is going by way too fast what do you mean them niggas are nine oh no i know we're gonna sneeze and they'll be double digit and i feel like yeah my nephew just turned 14 that is insane it is it is i called him he was like hello i said actually with my little baby on the phone right that is insane i know he's 14 yeah i said you don't want no toys or nothing like he was like no i guess i'm too grown for that i'm like oh uh get off my phone what do you mean yeah i think i want jordans and cologne now he said oh you sent cash and a card great thank you amy that's all i was looking for i'll do it that'll do wow yeah okay well back to the show back to some good news so i don't feel like an old ashy ankle that's really it druski is apparently going to be in an upcoming rom-com uh alongside chris pine and emma stone it's apparently going to be called the catch it's apparently going to be a baseball rom-com of some sort and i'm reading that it that druski will be playing emma stone's security yard oh okay um of course he is why would he be the romantic lead i'm assuming chris pratt chris pine is the romantic now let me google chris pine i do know that other one though i wish i could tell you something he was in oh you'll know his face i do know his face it looked like a lot of other white men's faces though oh yes he was captain kirk in the star trek reboot i was gonna say um star trek but i was like why would she i god i would not have thought this he looked like the man that died that played on um was it er or gray oh from gray's anatomy yeah he looked like that kind of look like him a little bit yeah um okay yeah that makes a lot more sense actually but druski i can see druski absolutely stealing the show crushing it yeah that's he's gonna be yeah just off off reading that it gave me low rel yeah and and get out get out yeah it feels like that's what's gonna happen here but i think that's awesome for him emma stone multiple academy awards big rom-com sir especially you know after absolutely decimating erica kirk and everybody she knows oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was great good for him hosting the bt awards good for you it's all up for druski tyra banks is suing netflix um she filed a defamation lawsuit against them this past saturday she's accusing netflix of manipulating her into taking part in the document or reality check inside america's next top model yeah i'm gonna need more more information she and her attorney um claim that her confessionals were quote stripped of context and reassembled to support a false and defamatory narrative unrelated to what she actually expressed the lawsuit says the false narrative the producers constructed through selective editing deliberate omission and surgical manipulation of continue continuous footage including that miss banks knowingly allowed a contestant to be sexual sexually assaulted on her show exploited that contestant's trauma for ratings and then could not even remember it when asked that narrative about miss banks is a complete fabrication one that netflix streamed to a global audience of millions okay well so they're saying that when they first of all they're saying blame it on the edit did you um okay never mind i don't want to get distracted if you saw the new rupaul movie stop that train no i didn't i forgot that it's out but i have to go watch baby it is so goofy and fun it's good yes me and sydney went last night yes it is like an extended version you know on drag race when they do like a little play or movie or something yeah yeah yeah it's like an extended version of that it's so goofy and so stupid but i had a great time i loved it did you ever watch airplane that old ass movie yeah yeah um oh god i've seen clips of it i don't know that i've ever seen the whole naked gun oh shit i want to just remember it off the top of my head i feel so bad whatever white people y'all remember us either naked um actor leslie nielsen fuck me well that guy yeah um but yeah it seemed like it was inspired by airplane and okay yeah yeah yep films it's very silly but it's a good time there's one bit that rupaul says in the trailer i feel like it's at the end of the trailer and she in like the oval office or something and says something and start cracking up and everybody start laughing too i have to go watch it i forgot that it came out i'll probably go this weekend scary movie yeah oh i did not hear good reviews for that girl oh you saw it girl there was a lot going on damn damn i can't say i liked damn that's the same thing sydney said it was like it was like yeah like your uncles and them trying to tell edgy jokes damn and it was like less i mean it was vulgar a lot of it but it was less like upsetting or offensive or edgy than it was just like kind of cheesy and some of the jokes were just like okay girl that's great it was nice to see them all again uh together again well speaking of movies we did not like i love booze boosters and did you see that one i didn't see that one i get the message behind it and i like the message behind it of like you know capitalism and greed and all of that i think i'm just not a fan of the absurd surrealist genre boots yeah riley which is what he does but yeah yeah i think i'm just it's a thin line between camp and surrealism you know Because I was thinking to myself, why did I like the RuPaul movie but not i love boosters and i'm like i just whatever that thin line is between those genres it's it's it's a step too far for me and then i went and looked up a list of surrealist movies and most of them i had not seen but the ones i had i did not like so i was like okay it's just it's just the genre then and it might be it definitely is so did you see sorry to bother you i did and it i'm you don't like that one either i tried but the end when they just turned into most of the people who i've spoken to who didn't like it that is exactly why and i never argue with it yeah because all of them are like girl what right there's a couple of moments like that in i love boosters too where it's like yeah i'm kind of enjoying this story like i'm seeing where it goes and it gets a little ridiculous and that's fine but then it gets super weird wild and it's like why was that choice made but i guess that's the point and i'm like okay i just don't like it there and that's fine the one bit that i have seen of it which feels like it's the only clip they keep posting is the one with robin dd in it and that's really funny it is funny because kiki carter's like damn they treating her like a regular black girl because the it was really funny anyway i'm not gonna there's probably i don't want to spoil it for the people who still want to go watch it but if you're into that then you're probably gonna like the movie because like i said it does have a great message behind it but it's just a little too weird for me bro yeah i feel like that's the common reaction that hoots riley gets uh from his projects but yeah i say keep going with her brother you know what i'm saying it's for you it's for some people you know yeah um but i haven't seen that yet for a couple of different reasons that don't matter but um when it comes to streaming or whatever probably tomorrow i'll watch it tyra banks um you know her lawyers are basically saying that when they were when like the part where she kind of dismissed the the shandy situation oh yeah shandy i'm sorry shandy sullivan situation that she and her attorney are claiming that that's not what they asked her about like they never directly asked her about shandy and then they use this clip during that part to make it seem like that was a response to shandy's situation but it like she wasn't responding i see hmm so that's it because there were a few things about that documentary that she said the piss me off right that was a thing that really pissed me off so i'm very interested to see where this lawsuit goes because if that is true yeah yeah if that is true ma'am i might owe you no i might owe you a taste of i'll i'll i'll address it yeah that's real because my first thought was girl i said but i'm also not putting it past netflix or whoever produced this to manipulate certain content to make it look more salacious so i guess you know the judge or whoever will be asking for the unedited sit down with tyra to see whether they do this deliberately um because if so then yeah that's fucked up because niggas been dragging tyra for four months since that documentary came out so yeah i guess we'll see what happens yeah i'm very interested to see what happens thank you oh laverne cox so life on the other side of maga okay i saw this tiktok i saw it so laverne cox like a few years ago why am i already tired laverne cox a couple years ago came forward and said that she was in this relationship with a cop and that they have like differing views on each other and she's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know political views now she's got a new book coming out a memoir called transcendent pretty good name um and she's now discussing her ex-boyfriend um and how you know their political differences is you put this strain on the relationship that was just impossible to ignore and she said i think on the view she said people show you who they are eventually and i was like well if you if you tell me that you're a maga cop right i feel like i know who you are immediately yeah i don't know who yeah you're right about that tricksy plea every time you do that i think of tricksy mattel i was i was just like yeah first of all this is ours no i know but when i see it but yeah they are obsessed with that yeah um we didn't plan to we didn't plan to fall in love but we did yada yada and i'm just like okay so how do i feel like about this as a black queer person and this is my trans sister she's black she's a femme i don't you know i want to make space okay for you know what i mean yeah make that space but then i'm like laverne first of all y'all started dating he was 48 and he was 26 how did this even take yes yuck oh girl you let a young white republican finesse you emotionally well it's not even that much of a finesse he was out open about who he was from the beginning and you just wanted to believe the best anyway you was just that attracted to this white man this young white man uh i mean girl okay okay i apparently she said she felt like she was betraying herself in the relationship or some shit like that yeah he's a blonde blue-eyed mega republican voter but she says you know she never voted for trump her commitment to trans rights and um her advocacy for for trans people like that never wavered that never changed and apparently like she was fighting for the relationship and ultimately their differences broke them up right i'm like okay so you were really fighting to stay in a relationship with this blonde blue-eyed make america ghetto again donald trump voting white 22 years younger than you so i feel like i'm trying to decide the portions like the percentages of me here right because there's one part of me that's like okay girl don't let the door knob hit you like we don't yeah no right like in alice in waterloo my favorite movie where alice comes to the mad hatter and the our chair to their tea when they first see her they're like no room no room no room no room we have no room over here girl and another part of me is like what i'm i'm curious to what laverne cox's relationship with love has looked like oh yes that's a good point that that is really something to think but like for me this is not necessarily something to you know cancel laverne cox's relationship with love or throw her away for it's more like i think you have some questions laverne to ask yourself like why is it that you were willing to to try to make it work with this man so like if you wanted a fine white man you could find one that wasn't a mega cop girl like they're out there especially in la like i know you can find one so or new york wherever you live yeah yeah you could have yeah so that i think she really has some soul searching to do but you know she talked about being so brokenhearted over this relationship ending and the fact that she did never um you know turn into a trump like she was never swayed by what he had to say and her trans advocacy never stopped and that and that was why it ended up you know they ended up not working out it's kind of like you could have saved yourself a lot of heartache by taking this man at his word from the very beginning what about him was so alluring or what about you was so alluring to you was so i don't want to say desperate because that's probably not the right word but why did you want this man so bad that you were willing to entertain it for this long that's i think those are the questions she needs to ask herself and she probably already has or is working through that with a therapist but i mean i remember when it came out i was just like oh girl this won't end well but you know as long as you first said it right as long as you don't start saying nothing stupid or you know start bringing this right man around like he's supposed to be in our spaces or something like that like i let y'all work your shit out for yourselves we all got something going on really that rabbit's name is the March Hare did I say the Arch Hare that had her in the March Hare I'm pretty sure it's the March whatever you're right I don't know either way cause I think she said that he was like so sweet and treated her better than anyone before and he was so attentive and also 26 I don't like that I'm just like what has love looked like for you and so my heart is open yeah you know I do very much appreciate that she never switched up her messaging that she understood that I think she thought she could legitimately get him to see how he was wrong I'm sorry girl but a white man I'm sorry I just would not have put that effort towards a white man imagine I just would not do that of all people like yikes but you got it sister I'm actually skipping over this Dame Dash thing cause that was already I'm already exhausted from the Laverne of it all so okay Dame God bless like you have to you have to go somewhere I don't know exactly where that somewhere is but away from here Jesus keep you yeah okay mystical mystical is going to prison for 20 years I don't feel like that's long enough nope it's not let me see how old he is let me make sure to see if he'll die in it I want to oh no he's like 48 I'm guessing he's 55 damn okay shut me up I mean he might still ain't long enough for me yeah no considering the number of times he's been in trouble for sexual assault and related crimes and the fact that he seems to be a habitual rapist and mm-hmm an extremely violent one on top of that yeah yeah they can go them people can go on and keep you I will not be marching in the streets for your ass at all yeah so so apparently he pled guilty at first and then at the last minute he tried to uh like strike that that plea uh from the record can you do that no oh not according to the judge baby so I guess he and his representation said that he didn't have the sufficient opportunity to fully consider the consequences which is like what okay but just said girl clink clink I'm not even trying to hear that bullshit this is not his first day in court what you mean he didn't have time to consider the consequences did you his attorney not talk to him about the consequences of pleading guilty like what y'all just be saying shit yeah not to mention what when his victim came and she you know she gave her testimony and talked about what happened to her in the courtroom mystical responded saying if I did that to you I deserve the max sentence so that's what they gave her actually for that if I did that to you yeah okay just go and hit him in the back of her head with a baseball bat actually I'm fine with it if I did that you nigga you know you did that to me what do you mean if you did it to me wait what what's wrong the girl from the ring who voiced Lilo and Stitch died I mean who voiced Lilo oh no what she was only 35 I was about to say that's a young girl but obviously not that young but oh no oh that hurt my heart oh my god I did not know she was the same girl from the ring I did not know she was the same girl I did not know she was the same girl from the ring yeah I just said the ring and Lilo I didn't my brain skipped right over that oh yeah she played the little haunted girl oh you're one hell of an actress baby oh meningitis damn poor thing oh rest in peace early pop yeah and on the heels of that we'll just say fuck mystical girl yeah 20 years ain't long enough it's really not and I hope they take you through there take you through there I'm not gonna get in it they should have gave him another 50 for that if I did it bullshit bitch right you did it okay OJ get out of my fucking face you know you did it you dumb cunt I love calling men cunts me too it's great they get so mad cunt hoe oh yeah but girl not like sis you girl you call these niggas sis and it's like you fired an AR yeah yeah they get irate yes love it they're so sensitive straight men are so fragile just Northwest is going on tour girl to with what to do what she got music like multiple songs yeah I don't know about multiple songs but I know she has music I don't know how much of it because I'm 38 Northwest turned 13 three years ago three years ago three days ago yeah and she going on tour with 13 dates with somebody 14 dates Molly Santana Molly Santana who the fuck is that I just learned about her a week ago oh that's a girl okay mm-hmm I thought it was a nigga named Santana that do Molly that's my bad I mean it could be a girl that named Santana that does Molly why is a why is Northwest going on tour I don't know Crystal I really don't I'm so tired like when I first read this that's exactly what I said to myself because North birthday was Monday yeah she was 12 right on Sunday right so when I saw this I'm like okay maybe Kim had the sense to make it like she'll do a little show in August in LA and maybe she'll do another show in like October she has 14 dates insane in the show in the full month of August in August with this girl Molly Santana who Molly Santana is what I think in her early 20s no and probably does do Molly oh so I'm like what does her crowd look like so she does have an EP North Forever I think that's cute I have no problem with this little girl making music I loved with my hair right right touring I don't know about her co-headlining a tour though I don't know about her that just doesn't well you know what I'm gonna say that I would really hope and I'll even say I expect that between Kanye and Kim this child is going to be very well protected on tour I really hope but it just does not seem like a good idea like y'all don't need the money what are we doing having Northwest perform at Terminal 5 and the Norvo and House of Blues and the Eastern and the bitch we were at the Eastern what do you mean the film war this is insane okay alright film war 2 y'all got it what's her name I feel like Kim is really just on this you know she's so creative and I'm so proud of her and I want her to explore her creativities and I'm like if I were a parent right and y'all can hold your breath I know I'm not whatever shut the fuck up I'm saying if I were a parent I feel like I would probably probably like to toe the line between yeah get your creativity around and let's explore it and then moments where I'm like you need to sit your ass down somewhere yeah the only thing you need to be touring will be in your geography class right and I think I would be very much that same way like maybe you can do a show or here a show or two here in LA yeah that's right but is Kim going to cancel her August to go on tour with North nobody trusts Kanye to be the sole guardian or anything and I doubt he would clear his schedule to do it either so who exactly is going to be with this child I don't like this I don't I can see Kim taking August off what the fuck is she doing well I don't know I don't know I don't know what she's doing but she always talks about how much she's working and I just even I just don't this does not for all of the headlines about Northwest over the past couple years I've said that's a child you know let her have blue hair let her have nails let her put spikes in her wig who cares this feels like a step too far and I'm not even sure that I can articulate exactly why it just doesn't seem like a good idea I will say it the same way that I said the same way that I mentioned touring when we talked about Cardi having that fresh baby oh yes to me this is twice this is two things one yeah what is the space for a a 13 year old in a rage rap crowd like I would assume that she will be protected from fuckery for a number of reasons yeah but you still performing to a rage rap crowd you still in a space where niggas love to throw things yeah love to climb up on stages it's a lot you turn 13 right three days ago and I'm sure this was all put together when your ass was 12. Right. That's what I'm saying. I just don't like it. I really do not like that. That's one part of it. But the cardio of it all is it's touring is exhausting. Right. It very much is. What are y'all doing? It's exhausting. Yeah. That's why like when you said when I first read this I had the same thought as you. If she had a show or two in L.A. here where she stay Yeah. Okay. Right. And not co-headlining but like 14 days? Yeah. Maybe an opener or something. Co-headlining a tour just seems like a lot for a little girl. But It's almost every day she got a show. 5th, 6th, 8th, 10th, 12th, 13th, 15th, 17th, 18th, 19th Jesus. 21, 23, 25, 27. 21. Sorry. It's a lot. I don't Sorry. That's my bad. No. We all do it. I can't imagine that even if her mama is there with her the whole time and three of her best friends and her manicurist and her hairstylist and you know she FaceTimed my daddy but whatever. It is it's a lot of energy. It takes a lot of energy to pack up all your shit and put it on a bus or put it on whatever vehicle and then unpack it and then go get dressed and then go get your makeup and hair done and do it but oh we're running low on time and oh this person's late and then the actual expectation and pressure of performing and then you gotta do it all over again the next day. It's a lot. So just cause this little girl probably was like I wanna go on tour doesn't mean he needed to say yes. Right. It's not even her daddy's tour. Like it's just some other Thank you. young like I just don't I don't like it but alright. I bet them ticket prices immediately shot up and that's probably gonna be sold out. And that's another thing. I would just think if I was Kim or Kanye that like I would just think I would just think like I do not want a bunch of pedophiles buying tickets to hopefully see my 13 year old daughter on stage. Like the safety issue is what really sticks out to me about this. Like who's gonna be in that crowd making gestures at North saying things to North like these aren't giant arenas where she's insulated from that. So I just don't okay. This one worries me. Yeah. I was I agree. Blue hair, spiky butt. I didn't even care when she put the piercing in her finger or whatever. Right. But touring to me actually concerns me for a number of reasons. Yeah. She's so young and it is exhausting. I will pray that baby's safety because I just don't like that. Yeah. That's it for me in my hot tops today. Ready? Hope you got something out of it as usual. Nixon five. We'll take a break and come back. We're back slurs. It's time for your listener letters. Indeed. My goodness. If you have a question for us, send it to ask the read at gmail.com. There's a chance that we will read it aloud on the show. We're going to start off with a cute little short letter this week who from someone who calls herself Tom Nook's side piece is a bill which love it. She says do not do my bitch. I mean, I see it. I do see it. Because it's about where do you live and how many bills you pay for your house. But anyway, I mean, let's see. Dear Crystal and Kim Fury for my 51st birthday. I received a switch to I have heard you to talk about Animal Crossing. So I couldn't wait to play and now I'm obsessed. This game has me not wanting to leave the house and declining calls because I'm having so much fun when I'm at work. I'm thinking about my island design and what I can accomplish. When I get home, not work. Well, to some, this may seem crazy. This game has really helped calm my anxiety ridden brain and helps me channel my creativity. My questions are what are some things you wish you knew or did when you started playing? Do you consider time traveling or treasure islands to be cheating? And would you all ever give tours of your islands? Thank you both for always bringing the joy in a fucked up world. I appreciate you. Thanks to Nook's side piece. Side piece, Isabel. Fantastic name. Time to work. Fuck him. Right. Fuck him. He's exploitative. What are some things that we wish we remembered or wish we knew when we first started playing? Yes. I haven't played in a minute. No, it's been a long time since I've played Animal Crossing. I do remember this feeling though, like six years ago when the pandemic was running for us. I threw this bitch and I would not leave my house. Yeah. I think I probably would have tried. I probably would have joined like the online communities where people are like come to my island and see what we have over here. People in different hemispheres, stuff like that. You can go fishing, things like that. I probably would have done that sooner. I think, I mean, technically time traveling is cheating, but you're also not playing against anybody. So who cares? Right. That's why I was going to say it's not cheating. Right. Because it's, you're not in competition. It's not competing. Yeah. Right. So it's not really cheating. You just, don't fuck it up. I'll say that. Don't fuck it up. But if you're not really hurting anybody by doing that, learn how to play the stonks, the turnips or whatever. That was wild. You can get so rich off of them turnips. That was wild. Maybe that, maybe that's what I would say I wish I knew earlier because, girls were out here like, like a Gabor bitch on some turnips. And I was like, I don't know. Yes, I made so much money eventually that like I would just set out bags of it for people to pick up when they came to my island. Like y'all could just have this money at a certain point. I was just so rich on that game. Don't forget, you can also sell the fruit. So try to plant all the different fruit trees. And I mean, as far as tours of the island girl, I would have to reboot that game at this point. My island probably got roaches now. You know, when you don't play for a certain amount of time, they put roaches on your shit. They put roaches in your house. It's really disgusting. And everybody on the island be like, oh, you bet. Interesting. Y'all got an attitude. They do. They be like, haven't seen you in three fucking years. Like, okay, mind your business, bitch. Damn. This is why I play Tomodachi Life now because y'all hoes rude. Right. No. Now I kind of want to boot it up. Right. Now I'm like, maybe I will go play again for a little. It's kind of like once you've done everything, all the big shit, it's kind of like, you know, what am I still here for? Right. Right. And when outside wasn't an option, that was really nice. Yeah. True. But I'm glad you're finding so much joy in it. You're so excited about it and it reminds me of how excited I was when I first started playing all those years ago. So keep having fun. Keep looking up different ways to like be creative with the island. You can do all kind of shit, baby. Uploading your own patterns and making like. That was fun. Oh, yes. I had I had a 28 and three path leading up to one of the houses. You are so diabolical. I really am. I really am. You could put like I had uploaded the Reed logo and we had like a little the Reed flag. It's all kind of stuff you can do. So, yeah, just get into it and have a good time. I'm glad you're having fun with it, babes. There's a Nintendo Switch 2 edition now, too. OK, I'm not buying a Switch 2. I'm not doing that. I'm not. I refuse. One of these girls are going to get you. They are. They already announced Ocarina of Time Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. And is that going to be a Switch 2 exclusive? Probably. Well, then that'll be when they get me. That'll be when they get me. All right. It comes out this year, apparently. Probably Christmas. I'm so excited. Excited for this game. I have to finish Tears of the Kingdom before it comes out. I have to. Yeah, you do. Because I won't I won't feel good about starting this game knowing. I'm going to. OK, I'll update you. I'm going to blast through this bitch. Yeah. And I'm going to finish her. And if I have to Fortnite through it, fine. Oh, my goodness. They want you to build a fucking F-150 and a motherfucking. Oh, yes, you do. You got to be a flying log cabin. Yep. Golly. Oh, Jesus. It is. Watching people make really cool things is awesome. Yeah. Other people, not me. Other. I don't have the patience for that. And now they have like through the app somehow you can like download other people's. Yeah. Yeah. I like fusing the weapons. I love making new fancy ass weapons. That's great. That is very fun. And double loading the shields. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So good. Yeah. OK. I'm glad you're having fun, babe. Keep having a good time on that game. Our next letter comes from Tara, who says, I'm a 30 year old woman and I've been dating a 35 year old man since December of last year. And we started seeing each other exclusively, quote unquote, since February of this year. Now, we weren't officially in a relationship, but my hinge profile was paused and I hadn't been actively pursuing or sleeping with anyone. for the past four months. We decided to take a break road trip from LA to Mexico to spend three nights there for Memorial Day weekend and the trip was phenomenal we got along really well and it was the most romantic experience that I've had in a while so I was feeling very strongly about where this could go he also had a really good time and even said to me that this was the best trip he had ever been on with someone else which seemed like a defining milestone since he's been married before now we still just stop bracing myself we still didn't define our relationship on the trip but we had conversations about how we were getting closer to being solidified now I don't know why I went searching but when you're looking you'll find what you're looking for two weeks after our trip I saw that he updated his hinge profile with a solo video of him riding a horse a video from the trip mind you with the oh damn with the prompt me in the wild oh damn You could have just deleted that you didn't have to replace it anyway this trip felt so real and I have strong feelings after the past six plus months of us growing together but I feel really betrayed that he basically took content from our quality time together to lure in someone new to date do y'all think I'm overreacting what would you do in this situation I feel like I can't expect loyalty when we're not official but it still feels inconsiderate in a dating context thank you so much for reading Kid Fury your show at the Roxy was so great thank you both for all that you do Tara Tara what is up with fuck niggas overseas oh that's not really overseas right like out of across that border Yeah um damn what do you think here because I have a couple things well like men I mean I think when you say um I think she's right when she says I can't expect loyalty because we're not official but this still feels inconsiderate like yes yes yes it does it does especially because you didn't just replace it with some video of you you know playing catch with your nephew it's a video from our romantic trip we took together for Memorial Day weekend why is that on your hinge profile this solo video of you on a horse like nigga talking about I needed to get something cringe off my profile well did you know you never had to upload something cringe in the first place did you know you could have just deleted it you didn't there was no mandate to replace it with something else like I that man is I think he likes you but he's keeping his options open yeah and that's why y'all are not happy with it not having this conversation about like being official like he's not he's not ready to lock in with you just yet that's yeah but I completely agree with everything single thing that you just why would you replace it with this picture that you know is from this trip that we went on or this time that we spent together and we were both like oh my god this is so great we're having such a good time like yeah if you wanted to replace something cringe you could have replaced it with a number anything else right why would it be that does feel disrespectful and consider it as an even better word but yeah it really does it it's like he doesn't care whether that would hurt your feelings so and did he even go like I understand where you're coming from apologies not my intention because sure he doesn't owe you commitment or whatever but that was a fucked thing to do yeah he said no I mean he's still my only oh I just right like okay I think maybe I I would I don't think you're overreacting because you haven't actually said that you've done anything these are just feelings you're having and I completely understand the feelings um but I would also just start dating other people baby I yeah I would not be exclusively seeing or sleeping with this man anymore yep yeah because that is nigga like why don't you just spit in my face next time really hello a video that I probably took of you on a horse right like okay all right if you don't want me to be your girlfriend just say that and I'm sorry I don't know how dumb niggas gotta be you like you you took that video right right from the trip you know we was on together like I said that I probably took right you took that video from the trip you know we was on together like I said that I probably took right yep and nothing went through your head like oh when I post this on hinge like I'm posting lord I don't know I don't know about men sometimes I don't know about them sometimes I don't know about them sometimes it just I agree I would just start getting I would unpause hinge which I don't even know you pause the bitch or whatever right and yeah I've be looking for options too yeah not necessarily even cutting this nigga off either but just let me add more niggas to my rotation because we clearly not as we're not heading in the same direction at the same speed like i thought we were right so right let me go on and find something else to do with my time but yeah keep him in the pocket too like he doing you that does suck babe um all right what the fuck is wrong no it's so stupid and speaking of stupid niggas we have another letter from keyonce who says hey y'all i need to know if my feelings are valid i've been with my boyfriend for about a year and he's a dad so i was planning on doing something special for him for father's day he's expressed to me that he really wants to start grilling so i bought him a grill from amazon that costs a pretty penny i was planning on giving giving it to him the day before father's day but when we went to his house to watch the nba finals there was a large box waiting for him he opened it and it was a grill that didn't necessarily have to be a big deal but then he told me that this grill is a gift from his co-worker the same co-worker that he has said flirts with him at work it's this it was a very nice grill so i know she also spit a pretty penny i became visibly irritated and went home during halftime he told me to stop being jealous and it's not that serious but to me it was that serious because that's not just a gift it's a gift to me it's a not just a gift you give a co-worker right feel free to read me if you think i'm being dramatic but i do not feel like i am i'm more angry because i think he has dismissed my feelings by calling me jealous please let me know what you both think thanks k on say it feels like the girls are in um yeah a good little emotional awareness here today they're like i'm not i feel like this nigga is spitting in my face and saying fuck your dead mom but i don't know what do y'all think and it's like yeah girl how you gonna tell okay sorry but like it's not that big of a deal nigga grills be hundreds of dollars you don't think it's a big deal that your co-worker right that allegedly flirts with you right right sent you an expensive gift for your birthday interesting interesting and then told me to not be jealous this is what i'm saying like i like that k on say was at least like i think i'm more upset right by the fact that this nigga tried me saying stop acting jealous right are you dizzy bitch do you need some electrolytes or something though because it feels like you're it's something wrong right so if my male co-worker bought me like a a five hundred dollar red light therapy mask and you know paid for me to have like an all-inclusive spa day or something at like the nice ass korean spy or something you how would you feel about that my co-worker that i told you flirts with me at work yes probably calls me her work husband or whatever like right how okay that nigga is playing in your face sorry baby i really do think he is like this seems ridiculous to me because why would your co-worker be spending hundreds of dollars on you for father's day why would she be doing is she the mother of your baby because if not there's no reason for her to be doing that she clearly is making i think it's obvious the co-worker is making it clear that she wants something deeper with you than workplace flirtation and you over here blowing it off in my face but god only knows what you say when you go to work i'm not privy to those conversations like it but this is so messy he couldn't be establishing boundaries because then why the fuck would she expect spend this large amount of money right father's day gift for you or if he did if let's say he didn't realize that this co-worker was being messy like this or had these feelings for him his reaction would have been totally different it would have been oh my goodness i cannot believe she bought you know a fifteen hundred dollar grill for me this is so inappropriate i'm gonna have to return it and let her know i have a girlfriend and i can't accept a gift that is you know so expensive like it just this is not the behavior of somebody who wants the flirtation to stop it's not that big of a deal bitch are you joking am i wild i feel like i would feel strange if i started grilling food on on a grill that my co-worker that liked me got for me am i wild for saying it i mean i wouldn't feel strange but that's because i'm single and so if you want to buy me a present go right ahead right like if i were but i'm saying like yeah no if i had if i was in a relationship right it's like i i wouldn't be trying to if my partner was like it's a little strange to me that your co-worker is spending all this money on a grill for you i would be like facts it is uh but what you think should we keep it anyway like like and that might have had a different reaction right but to invalidate her feelings like oh you just being jealous that's what i don't like now i yeah my antennas yeah now my antennas is uh because you acting like i'm being weird nigga i'm not being weird why is she buying you grills why is she buying you a grill and k said that you know my boyfriend is a father or has a child so you already buying a father's day gift for him and his funky ass baby bitch and like so and i don't have to do that it's not you trying to play in my face if he if if this nigga was like doing right by you can i say i think he would have been like damn babe i do see what you're saying that is very and then you could have been like that's just crazy because like i was gonna buy it i bought you a grill it was so nice and now i have to like maybe return that we spend that money go on a trip like she be aware i don't know what's wrong with her i mean even that actually i think anything that's wrong with her i don't know what's wrong with her i don't know what's wrong short of him being like i'm gonna nip this in the bud you know let me send her an email or a text or something and be like i'm in a relationship this is inappropriate i can't accept this it's just strange like i would not i would not trust this man and the fact that he is like well you're just being jealous to me is a sign that i don't need to be your girlfriend no more that's the red flag for me yeah you're so right it's so so down to the response of it right because she further with him she like him it's wild it's pick me as hell yes especially because she probably knows that he has a girlfriend yeah damn that's true but it would have been different if he would have been like yeah she wilding i don't even know what the fuck she brought she got this shit for her but you want me to make some steaks because if not i'll just because you know what i mean because i feel like you would have at least felt um better about the situation at least with him but his dismay of it is so strange yeah i agree i agree whatever happened to being like i can't possibly it's too much right instead of that nigga probably got so excited oh that's crazy read the look card no way from tiffany and hr wow wow wow he just excited and you over here with an attitude like what's your issue jealous ass like okay it's not that serious you're right it's not that serious because actually you're single and you can do whatever you want to do actually just kidding wow niggas will play in your face man and laugh about it yeah fbn and expect that demand yeah that you live with it yeah and make sure their dinner is hot yeah a thousand cuts one thousand cuts i you know i'm picturing him going to work after this and being like you know you really pissed my girlfriend off yes yes she was sowing her feelings oh my god she went home and everything girl you play too much and she like like i just knew like oh my god you said you wanted to grow you can't have friends bitch i will put you on the screen both of you figures right suits on too much yeah i would put you on the screen i would put you on the screen i would put you on the screen yeah i would break up with this nigga sorry girl he got you fucked same that's weird all right um we kind of zoomed through those our last letter comes from flow who says hey y'all a couple months back you spoke about jay-z's interview with gq specifically when it comes to his thoughts on wealth in the current socio-political climate i was wondering if you think this partnership with target is in poor taste judgment or culturally irresponsible do you think celebrities who have made social and cultural causes a part of their brand have any responsibility to you guys i'm just wondering if you think there's any responsibility to the public to make an attempt to avoid partnerships that violate threaten or contradict a community boycott would love to hear your thoughts thanks flow um so i heard about this target thing yesterday yeah i was about to say what are we talking about but i think it's like a special collector's edition of reasonable doubt that is only going to be at target pretty sure so okay yeah i think so and that's all we got there's no no i think it's just you know partnering with target for this exclusive release yeah i'm not a fan yeah um i i saw that and i was like well you know jay-z is a capitalist first and foremost baby like i see what you're saying flow as far as like do i think it's in poor taste or poor judgment yes i do because the target boycott is very well known i'm also not a fan of holding celebrities accountable for things that i don't hold other people accountable for and i know quite a few people who are still shopping at target um or supporting target there are influences i follow who are still you know shopping at target showing off things they bought at target so i think i just saw this and was like well yeah one thing jay-z is gonna do is get to the money above anything else so um does he have a responsibility to the public to avoid this partnership i don't know about responsibility i would think he would want to because you know it's like y'all are billionaires it's not like you you know need the money in any way so i don't understand i guess me as a regular person and not some super rich super famous person i just can't really understand why you would like it just kind of seems like you could do anything else like you're jay-z you could sell it probably direct on your website and cut target out entirely you know it just seems like there are so many other options um but i don't know we're also i don't feel like we the people are that unified around this boycott either i'm not shopping there and i'm not going even to get a jay-z album but yeah um i just needed like a laundry bag or something um sent over here real quick yesterday and the target that's like a 15 minute walk from here was like the only place around here who had like those that i was looking for and i was like well damn i guess i'll just head out to to north hollywood or to the valley or something and see because i'm not yeah me right myself i'm not i'm not doing it right right but i agree there's it's not like that has been a largely unified response uh amongst black people black americans right so i get the the criticism oh yeah because and i agree with it yeah same i absolutely agree with it um but i don't expect capitalists to prioritize anything over money and that includes community black or otherwise so i will say i didn't know that it was i didn't know what it was for until just now when you told me so when i heard about it yesterday i think i saw like an instagram reel where somebody was um you know someone was giving a reaction criticizing and i was like well hopefully when i read this read about this there will be some statement made from either him or his publicist or whoever who will be who will kind of give context to it maybe it's like an nfl thing where he's going in there and he's like all right you want black people to come back in here here's what you're gonna do yeah so to see now that it's like oh 30th anniversary or whatever of this album and it's only gonna be sold at target i'm also like okay why right why but jc has a a history of doing this when everybody everybody is in big air quotes was boycotting the nfl behind that colin cap and the thing he turned right around and partnered with the nfl to do that to produce the halftime show so yeah it's yeah it's one of those things where it's like if this goes if this violates your ethics or morals um to that degree to where you don't want to support him as an artist or anything like that anymore i completely understand that for me i think it's more like this is not enough for me to stop listening to his music it's just more of like i this is what i expect of jay-z honestly and i expect it of most um extremely rich extremely successful people in this world unfortunately yeah same so yeah i hope that answers i'm looking through here to see if there's another question in here that we maybe missed poor taste yeah judgment yeah it's just kind of like you're already rich brother why do this i don't right especially do people buy cds well it's vinyl it's not even a cd oh okay which you do by that right niggas do right which is even older tech but yeah extremely popular i got the steven universe um not even the soundtrack but the score you got the score on vinyl yes it just came another day and i was like well i got renaissance on vinyl same all of beyonce's albums on vinyl actually i got it all so um yeah disappointed but not surprised is basically how i feel about that and how i feel about nate bargatze but we'll get there um in the next segment so hope that answers your question we're gonna wrap up the letters right there this week again if you have any questions feel free to reach out to me at natebargatze at natebargatze.com if you have a question for us send us an email asktheread at gmail.com we'll be right back we are back folks and it is now time for the read i'll try to get these two things over and done with as quickly as possible number one to that big face hoket man whatever your name is josh hoket john hoket i never pay you no mind honestly didn't give a shit about you even as someone who follows mixed martial arts i was never gonna watch this ufc fight at the white house because why would i ever do that why would i ever do that that's like asking me to watch like the vmas at at jeffrey epstein house or something like i'm not i can skip that one or just stop watching ufc dana um but if you haven't heard i don't know where you were this burly half dead white man uh won a fight at the ufc white house uh game show fight card mm-hmm and after his win uh what's my name joe rogan is up there getting like the post-fight commentary and he out of nowhere and for no reason other than being in donald trump's white house in presence decided to scream into the microphone michelle obama is a man and not just michelle obama is a man but that followed by am i right america i was like no what's the relevance to what's going on right now like why would you even how is that even on your mind shouldn't y'all are so stupid on the right right that this should be a situation where you do go hey why don't we fight why don't we throw the entertainment and then just be like aren't we just this cool hot hot country that's the hottest day that we've ever been or whatever fuck his dumb ass be saying and leave it at that why are you even talking about the former first lady you don't do shit that's one too yeah is it like super on the nose to the point where it's cheat like cheesy sometimes as a creative as some one who's you know yeah communicates for for a living yeah i'm like the expected low hanging fruit no can't go there right can't go there right so ufc match at the white house you were like you know what let's mcdonald's this shit up and let me just find the dumbest slack jawed inbred fuckery thing to say yeah while i have the opportunity to say it you should be humiliated but not as humiliated as the fact that you had to literally resort to a career in fighting because your true passion of playing football professionally never actually um took place or materialized um in fact you celebrated becoming a ufc fighter and called the nfl a liberal snowflake league and i would argue who is the snowflake as far as the nfl goes when you never sniffed the field bitch like you didn't even sniff the bench hoe you were in practice squats yeah twice bitch you were the nigga who take feeling extra bodies when the motherfuckers who actually played needed them during practice yeah you're a nobody bitch who's had a lot of fun and you're a nobody bitch who's had a lot of fun and you're a nobody bitch who's had a lot of fun and you're a nobody bitch who's had a lot of fun half dead you have like how you never actually played a regular season of football and clearly suffering signs of cte and dementia and whatever the fuck else is going on you are the primary example of why certain athletes just shouldn't speak yep and you are also the primary example of why i was never gonna watch that fight i was never gonna watch that fight because it was already stupid crystal just asked what does that even have to do with the event i would ask that and i would also place forward the question of what does this event have to do with the white house why are we even here ballrooms in and out ufc so tesla's on the fucking line is natalie nunn performing there this month she's a rapper now is donald trump getting his baddies chain on the lawn do not give them no ideas you know they'll fucking do it live on fucking tubi fuck that man fuck your your little make america ghetto again ass attitude and your stupid ass united states flag bandana or whatever the fuck you had on and hoorah to absolutely nothing bitch you're an idiot even the president and ceo of the organization that you're a part of who is a donald trump supporter called your statement nonsense disgusting like he damn fully admonished your behavior this is what i'm saying like okay all right michelle obama is a man is just so stupid like it's just it's just such a dumb statement if you if there's what are you even trying to say like this is god it was just so dumb i watched that video and i was just like what is the point of this what are you trying to do here are you mad because they just got that portrait done for the obama presidential center in chicago so they're in the news but they're always going to be in the news because they're black and beautiful and the former president and first lady like i'm not even sure how you just won this fight and the obamas were on your mind like god damn condos and yo bitch wow rent free rent free but like it's so stupid that it's not even worth arguing like it really is not even a real thing to say like what are you it's like a it's like like i'm not taking a three-year-old seriously it's almost like i felt less offended than i did and bear like it was like secondhand embarrassment right it really was like what is wrong with you for real why would you say this this fight is the white house half the audience booed you and that's another thing like wow the people i was actually shocked there was that many boos because people were like all right now we came here for regular mega bullshit okay we came to see white men kicking each other's asses and they were like oh my god i'm not gonna do this that even though obama's too far even some folks on fox news were like who is this idiot yeah now there were a couple of republicans and and mega folk who tried to twist it into well look at the things that they say about the the current first lady and how people on the left like to call her you know an escort she she literally she was a literal escort like that's that's a true statement people are talking about history it's not even derogatory it's just a fact it's just right that lady is a former sex worker that's not you can find her nude images on the internet that's not well people are always saying that she's uh she was connected to jeffrey epstein or she was friends with jeffrey epstein she was that's how she and her husband yeah you don't get to be mad when it's true that's the truth yeah i'm sure that that man feels incredibly empowered and badass about it or whatever because a he's obviously a living dumbass and b people are talking about him because like i said i followed the game never cared never knew you're not somebody that was on my list you weren't even the main event girl shut the fuck up yeah um britain is apparently working on uh banning social media for people 16 ages and younger 16 ages 16 years right uh and younger okay well on one hand right because you know it's all about oh the mental health and the social media and all that but on the other hand it's all about the mental health and the social media and all that but on the other hand it's all about get the most smashed potatoes at dinner or whatever just dumb shit just being outside yes yes let the mosquitoes eat your ass up yes yeah now sure i do think that children's uh children should have like regulated time on on apps or whatever but i think that it should be regulated i don't think it should be removed like i think that it should be i think it should just be like controlled in a a different way i think that it should and i think that that should be really on not even just like the government but i think it should be more so a connection with these different companies with like a snapchat with it because first of all how are you going to do this right because i think even when they do try to do this the kids be getting around it they know how to do everything so shut up but i think it would make more sense to do something where you know through this law in the you know uk or whatever you know snapchat for people of under a certain age it just shuts off after a certain time or you know what i mean or you have like credits like we had minutes something where yeah you aren't banned from using it but you can only use it sometimes or a certain amount of time and the reason i say that is because girl you don't give a fuck about these kids just like nobody else don't give a fuck about kids what you're interested in you don't like that children 16 years and younger are having access to information to truth oh yeah that's what that you don't want them to have access to they're now going a free palestine a transgender people are people protect the dolls yeah a why are there so many billionaires and how does that work the children are learning about socialism and that mom donnie is hot and cool yeah they get it they get it they in france talk about my mayor so so this is really as far as i'm concerned and i am like incredibly certain it's a way to sort of keep children ignorant from the things or of the things that uh that these different apps are teaching them like yeah i opened tiktok like i did yesterday yesterday and saw an ai video of a turtle dancing to spin that by young young miami and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god and i was like okay two things tiktok why does this exist and why are you showing it to me like how many of these things do i have to like for you to understand yeah get this that i don't like this get this out of here but past the ai turtle dancing the hood red shit there's a lot of really good information and a lot of young people are talking back yeah and knowing better yeah and wanting to know better and challenging foolish antiquated violent unnecessary behavior specifically from different offices and and governing countries nations places like that and so i know that's why they're trying to ban young people from using social media apps isn't because you give a fuck about their mind or or anything like that because if you did you'd be doing a hell of a lot more than just saying hey don't use tiktok you don't want these motherfuckers to use social media because you don't want them to know the things that they know you want to continue to try and indoctrinate them with whatever bullshit that it is that you're trying to do so you can keep the world running the way you want it to run but god forbid they hop on this app and realize that you know the real united states of america is the real president of the united states of america is benjamin and yeah oh god they don't want you talking about that okay i mean well they don't want these kids to all of a sudden be like why do we have a royal family actually it's kind of right they're like wait a minute now the children are asking too many questions we don't want to answer so i do think obviously the safety of children online is very important but i think it is a it's supposed to be a group effort between the government the parents and the the social media apps themselves yeah to make sure that these kids are protected a lot of y'all let your kids get on social media even though they're not technically old enough for it so part of this is a parenting issue but i also do think this is an excellent point of like i can my first thought when you say ban social media for people under 16 is like actually you know cut it off at 2 a.m for all of us just cut it off yeah and just like tv used to go off social media goes off i thought the same person i said the same thing yesterday yeah yeah that's my first tv will be like well we're done that's it guess it's time to read a book or color a picture drink some tea and go to bed like do something else that was tea yeah but i but i i do see the the it's not just about the protecting kids it's also about the kids are the kids are like oh this world's kind of fucked up actually and learning things that y'all will never teach them in history class exactly yeah yeah interesting interesting we'll see how that goes over there and then they shut off tiktok period over here i mean tiktok has been weird ever since that whole thing where trump banned it and then you know china did whatever he said to get it back online it's been a little strange since then so i don't know but i yeah well it'll be interesting to see because this is not the first country to try to enact these kind of bans and i think it was switzerland or somewhere that was like yeah the kids just get around it y'all yeah they're smarter than their parents they figured the whole reason you want to do this right is because they're 10 steps ahead bitch yeah and it's not like you have to show id to sign up them kids know how to fake a birthday they know how to scroll back to the 19th century lord anyway i'm done all right well as i mentioned earlier of course i talked about i just mentioned nate bargatze very casually on this show like maybe two weeks ago and said that i was a fan of his you know dry comedy his you know punch lines and the way he delivers his jokes that sort of thing and of course he had to turn right around and embarrass me by going to whatever this freedom 250 thing i think it was the same as the ufc event i'm really not sure it was i think it was the same it was right it was like allegedly an america thing but it's also on trump's birthday was it on trump's birthday i don't know yeah i i don't uh i don't give a fuck when his birthday is right yeah so it was like it was actually a birthday party for trump but just at the white house so i don't know i don't know it was at the white house and very messy and i mean there were a lot of people there the pope's brother was there um kevin james shane wow yeah um shane gillis who i expected honestly i don't expect much alexis ohanian which actually did shock me like oh you sir mr black girl magic mr serena williams has been like interesting yes but nate was one of the most popular people in the i don't know i don't have the rich white people to carry his ass on over there too and it's like it's nothing for me to leave his comedy behind and no i'm not shocked that a rich white american man is maga or a trump supporter or would go to this kind of event no i'm not shocked but it is disappointing because you i actually did enjoy uh your comedy but it's also very easy for me to leave your ass exactly where you at because bitch you got me fucked up like i don't have space for that um in my life moving on to what actually matters shane gillis real quick oh i was surprised that because someone asked him after that fight what he thought about um that white man's comment on michelle obama and i was like oh god and shane gillis was like no i didn't like that oh really yeah he was like that was not necessary something like that well i mean again if you got a group of the dumbest people in the world saying this is pretty stupid i'm really having trouble understanding what motivated you to say that you weird bitch but anyway sorry go ahead did you hear about lapd shooting this woman's dog what so marie marcia who i'm sorry if i'm mispronouncing your last name is a new york native moved to la a few years ago she had a two-year-old dog named jameson marie and her family were celebrating right so they were celebrating the fact that the knicks won the championship as new york natives a neighbor called the cops about the noise because of course a neighbor did the cops come and knock on the door right she opens the door the cops say oh can you the dog is excited and happy it's like a fucking golden doodle or something it's a giant sweet curly baby some kind of doodle um and so they asked her to secure the dog and apparently the dog was like fuck that i'm running out in the hallway anyway and so a cop first of all why is it like 20 cops there cop just shot the dog dead right there in the hallway there's video online i do i do not suggest you go look at it um because you can see him he's wearing a knicks shirt like they were just so happy so excited if he's anything like laney then he was excited to see the cops because laney be excited to see anybody if you come by this house she is excited to see you she's gonna turn flips over you being here she would run out the door to go jump on you and try to lick all over you and be your best friend because that's the kind of dog she is so yeah lapd was apparently scared of this dog intimidated by this dog saw a black woman being loud and was like fuck that whatever you can pick whatever excuse you want shot and killed this dog um right there because they were celebrating the knicks winning the championship and so i saw a clip of this lady marie on tv in tears obviously um in the video from the incident she's like laying over the dog's body and sobbing and all these fuck-ass cops are just standing around looking and it's like there was a point in time that i would have thought there's no way the police would shoot a dog but i guess a black dog is exempt like i guess a black person's dog doesn't get that same consideration i cannot imagine this happening to me and laney if you shot and killed my dog unfortunately i'm now i'm not what's that one nigga that whole movie is about him getting revenge on people who killed his dog i'm going john wick on your ass baby unfortunately i'm finding the neighbor who called the police and the cop who shot my dog and i'm not stopping till i kill your children unfortunately you're gonna have to suffer and be in pain the way i was you shot my dog multiple times because we were excited and yelling and loud over the knicks when are you kidding shot and killed my dog right in front of me i just posted maybe like sunday or monday a clip with me and link where i was like i literally was like i will die about this dog yeah yeah i didn't even know about this yeah oh wow yeah i just that's how i am that's how i feel right i'm everything you just said i'm hunting you down yes i'm hunting every first of all i'm i'm not even going to start with your death i'm going to make you live through every one of your loved ones bloodied bruised and bludgeoned yes before i come for you absolutely because you need everybody you know because you need to suffer killing you is too merciful you won't you won't be in pain the way i'm in pain this dog was two years old yeah y'all are gonna have to die actually um they set up a gofundme to help cover the cost of you know cremation or whatever for the dog it has gone i think well over a hundred thousand dollars at this point which yes keep running it up because i'm a dog i'm a dog i'm a dog i'm a dog i'm a dog not only would i be devastated i'm not going to be in no position to work or do shit else after the fucking police murder my dog so i hope y'all continue to donate to this ladies go fund me for whatever um legal action they'll need to take against the police i hope y'all sue i hope y'all take every like get all of the money you possibly can but all the money in the world won't make up for losing my baby you could give me millions of dollars and it will not make up for you shooting laney in the fucking chest are you kidding are you like what laney is turning two next month what do you mean you would shoot and kill my dog because we were script bitch the now granted i live in new york city but we were all screaming when the knicks won the championship imagine being the bitch-ass neighbor to call the cops about that in the first fucking place imagine being that weird bitch actually go ahead and release that so i know which one of you hoes it was so i know who i'm targeting first and i'm finding that cop and i'm doing unspeakable things to the people you love before i take you out as well oh what y'all do put me in prison for the rest of my life you killed my damn baby this woman is on on the news crying talking about that was my baby yes that was my baby and she has a human child and she seems like that is my baby that is how we people love their dogs obviously like like their people right and y'all know that i don't give a fuck how y'all feel about it it is what it is right you don't have to like it there's a civil rights group um asking for the release of the body cam footage but you not gonna convince me that this fucking doodle was a threat to these cops like did you even give him a chance he's a fucking okay nobody believes that i don't that dog you saw black people yep you saw black people and honestly if it wasn't the dog it probably would have been her as sick as that is to say as sick as that is to say jameson probably died so that his mama didn't but god damn lapd really i don't know y'all want shit but wow let's let's just take it further like chris was just it i thought no shade the buck would stop at shooting the dog even when we watch the movie movies or anything like that it could be this person died this person died this person when they killed it there's a website called does the dog die in movies yep yep that's the whole point so i would think especially white people yep killing my dog right that that would be the line that that would be the line natural cause is i'm gonna be in bed for an extended amount murdering my dog no don't do that don't ask me about shit i'm not doing christmas couch i'm not doing the read i'm not going outside don't ask me about shit i'm plotting my revenge i'm actually going to prison yes i'm going to prison after i execute this plan right everything's done my baby my sweetheart dog who has never hurt anybody a day in her fucking life oh yeah you're right i am starting with the neighbor because you're just the closest one here and i'm talking about i'm talking about freddy krueger i'm talking about jason for he baby y'all horror fans at home horror fans home y'all seen uh in a violent nature you know the kill i'm talking about i'm i'm pinning you to the wall with knives and then like i'm because that hurt yeah will be so link is the same way you know she anybody that come in the house excited excited jump on you pick me up pick me up i'm going to kill you i'm your friend now if they sit down i'm all link wants to be in the lab i'm all over you and i'll be like link get down come down sit over here and she'll get down for like two seconds look at me with a side eye and then slowly go right back to there she just she loves people she does yeah yeah i get it so you shoot my dog that is unconditionally loving and happy and then on a personal note has like just always been there and been like an emotional backbone in a sense i don't know what this woman yeah what her life is like but i can imagine that that dog is supportive of her emotionally i think she's a nurse which is all the more like there's no way there's no way yeah a cross between a golden saint bernard and a poodle jameson beautiful dog beautiful i don't know a sweetheart a sweet face you shot this dog multiple times i would have been so traumatized at least i didn't kill your actual human child but oh and she was on facetime with her actual human child when it happened oh great right it's like it does not get is every detail is worse every detail is worse wearing his little nick shirt you can see don't find the video because it's he's just laying there in his no unfortunately i looked it up screenshot it is and you so you saw 40 cops hanging out like standing there why was it this many cops coming for a fucking noise complaint that's why i said release the 911 call what was said why is it this many of y'all here for i hear screaming next door bitch what did anybody say girl are they nicks fans right why was a gun even drawn y'all y'all care about black people nothing and that includes our dogs yeah the swat team right could end the bloodshed yeah i'm talking about running through the streets yep yep i'm talking about i'm talking about elevator full the shining yeah evil dead the strangers scream like i wouldn't stop killing i yeah y'all this is gonna have to take me into custody immediately because i'm gonna lose it i'm going to lose it and she's just screaming we were so happy we were just celebrating the nicks sobbing like you were just so happy and now you're having the worst 10 minutes after that game is over you're having the worst day of your life i'd never watch a nicks game again so you've taken that away from me as well um those of you responsible for this if i was you i would move and maybe see if you can change your name or something because i would scrub the earth to find you and take your life but not before i made you absolutely miserable in the fucking process bitch oh yeah there's not i nobody could stop me nobody could stop me that's my daughter that you killed because somebody said they heard yelling from the next apartment did none of you say where the nba finals are on right now girl in addition to the world cup and probably other sports as well and they can be watching the w anything could be going on anything could be going on why is a gun being drawn and now the dog is dead and now the dog is dead yeah okay well i tell you what the deaths won't end with my dog and i don't care how you fucking feel about it that is my baby chainsaw machete oh yeah yeah glove made of knives oh yeah um what are they called the cat tail whips oh yeah the cat and nine tails i'm yeah i am lighting you niggas up and they definitely left a comment in that tiktok thing that i posted referencing john wick and i was like yes absolutely that the first john wick they killed the dog and stole his car and he went out into his like garage or something with a sledge hammer and he was like oh my god i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna kill you he just started hitting the ground and underneath the concrete was like these huge huge trunks full of uh guns and not like all his weapons oh yeah he was like i guess i'm coming out of retirement yeah i want to just be happy with my puppy and live my life and mind my business but you just decided to senselessly murder it right so so now yeah everyone dies right and don't talk to me about what i have to lose you took the thing i love the most in this world yes so the body's piled up and finally cornered the nigga who shot him he just shot him in the head and then just he was like okay i'm going home it wasn't even like dramatic like back and forth or read or he got him finally up close and the dude said something i tried to beg for his life he just clipped them and turned around i did what i came to do i found the nigga i came to pew pew and that was over yeah you i so again um if you feel so moved to go donate to that go fund me because um they deserve it but there is no dollar amount that can replace my child you could give me tens of millions and it would not stop me from being so patient as i plot my revenge oh baby i have all the patience in the world when i want to get somebody back i will begin immediately my plan to destroy the people who did this to me because you destroyed me and it can't be impulsive right it has to be right because that's sloppy you gotta be you gotta be meticulous it also has to be detailed enough so that i really i like i i really come up with the adequate level and methods of of destruction and suffering yeah i have to really plan out how awful and miserable and blood so yeah that that revenge would be yeah yeah because i do think that if that happened to me it would change me as a person yeah and i would no longer have a basic respect for human life you know especially kids i don't feel that way about kids but i think that would change me as a human being yeah yeah i really think that would permanently fuck me up and i don't know that there would be anything anybody could do to stop me from becoming the most evil bitch that this planet has ever seen at least as far as them niggas are concerned because i'm enacting every time i've seen parents whose kids are killed by the police or anything like that i'm like they know they're going up against the biggest baddest oldest gang right so maybe that yeah is part of it but just going up there and crying i'm like And I would, I'm completely shattered and there won't be anything that can really make me whole again. You have completely stripped like an organ. You've like plucked out one of my vital organs from my body. I don't care about shit anymore. Right. So everyone has to die. Right. It's bad enough when dogs die of natural causes. You shot my baby because we were celebrating. Oh my. Every time I think about it, I get more angry. So a massive fuck you to LAPD for taking sweet two-year-old Jameson's life. This kind of, anyway, I'm not even gonna get started on that because I don't even know all the details of the story. But I just saw something on threads earlier about a woman who was suspected of stealing diapers from Walmart. Somebody called the police and the police was firing into her car and killed her one-year-old. But then she wasn't even stealing the diapers. She had like a receipt for the diapers. But it's like, even if she did steal the diapers, why the fuck would you shoot at somebody's car for that? Are you bitches okay? No. She could have stole everything in Walmart. Why would you shoot at the car? No. Things do not matter more than life. That dog had a life. He was loved deeply. And y'all, it didn't matter to you. You just took him. Like, it didn't matter to you. It didn't mean shit. Yeah. Y'all have canine units that actually attack people. And my dog wasn't a fucking cop. Right. And every time I see that, too, I'm like, no. No, leave this shit. Why are you putting them in danger? Right. You got them in this bullshit. So, yeah. Rest in peace, Jameson. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And I am sending y'all. Your mama and your whole family all my love. Because that level of heartbreak is. I really do think I would snap. And I'm not exaggerating. I'm not. I do not think I would be the same. Fuck all this book learning. Fuck all this therapy. I do not think I would be the same after that shit. Yeah. I would give up everything. And I would. Yeah. I really think I would. I do think I would. So. And on that note, that is going to wrap up this week's episode of The Read. Check us out on social media. At ThisIsTheRead. Our website is ThisIsTheRead.com. You can find my advice show, Crystal's Couch, on all podcasting platforms. Crystal'sCouch.com for all the links and details. Any news from you this week, Kip Fury? I'm still like. Yeah, no. It's bad. It's bad. And my baby is at daycare, so I can't even go. So is mine. Right. And grab her a. When I saw that news. When I saw that news, I immediately was like, you coming to cuddle with me? And Lenny was like, I was actually just chewing my Spongebob. And I was like, no, you're coming to cuddle with mommy because. Spongebob can cuddle with you. come to bitch this is happening because I just got the worst news I just saw the worst thing I've ever seen what do you mean okay anyway if I go out of town for three days I'm like give me where's my daughter as soon as I drop her off I miss my child my baby my baby right um you can check out my podcast furious thoughts um over on youtube as well as on all of your plot podcasting platforms this week I'm talking about drums versus flats I'm talking about incels and why they should not be allowed to play video games and much more so check us out give us a like subscribe and smash the notification bell I hate when they say that smash it like why can't you just say click smash that notification smash it smash it mmhmm rub it does it affect analytics why do you rub it stroke that notification bell girls oh my goodness do something good for yourself this weekend amen alright y'all take care we will see y'all next week happy Juneteenth