A Historic Deal (Ep. 2585)

all america all the time sit down buckle up and get ready for the dan bongino show listen i have a gem for you today you know what horseshoe theory is if you haven't heard about it i'll fill you in it's i didn't invent it i take no credit for it but it's out there horseshoe theory which isn't a theory anymore it's a reality it's horseshoe fact is this idea that fringe components of both political parties which you'd call not political parties but political movements i think is more precise fringe elements on both sides will eventually converge and start saying the same thing on what we would call the right and the left that fringe kind of lunatics will start saying the same thing in other words making it very simple for you horseshoe fact not theory at this point is that liberal media commie lunatics who we all can't stand for their endless lying and gaslighting and manipulating the world are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are in the public will start saying the same thing as like podcast the stand and other people saying crazy things and they'll eventually converge on the same message destruction destruction it's it's all about nihilism destroying not building anything new just destroying what's there it's not a theory anymore it's a fact if you were not paying attention last week to all the components of podcast the stand that completely fell apart crazy theories getting shredded in real time just embarrassing episodes of people just screaming trump needs to be removed it was just insane you're like who is this the liberal media no it was podcast the stand horseshoe theory they will eventually converge in the exact same place folks the dubs last week the w's by the trump administration were just insane we have a historic deal coming out of venezuela that will dramatically increase our ability to access good quality cheap energy in the form of oil and gas the w's last week were just i got a whole list of them coming up we're incredible but again you got people just constantly wow someone got a kleenex bro chill bro chill and i got a story this i don't even know how to describe the raw story oh well number one it's raw story which folks seriously it's like the national inquirer raw story i've got a story by roster about bestiality and what wait wait i don't even know what it is i'm just going to show you how low the liberal media has gotten now and i hate to say it because i don't like to do this but there's a streisand effect component even talking about raw story because it's they're so insane but i just want to show you how crazy the liberal media horseshoe theory and some members of podcast the stand have gotten and i'm glad to see you're here on this show where we're not doing crazy we're not doing crazy all right big show for you today and i'll see you next week bye bye hey weight loss injections are everywhere but here's the catch about 15 of users quit why because of the cost and another 15 will quit because of the side 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the nonsense the horseshoe theory the lib media podcast to stand craziness yeah you know when you think it's all gone mad when you think it's all gone mad i promise you it hasn't you know they have that saying touch grass you should touch grass i think grounding works where you actually touch bare feet to grass sand or whatever i love grounding i go out in the morning barefoot touch grass a little bit however i promise you the real world i was out this weekend in the actual real world like most of you so many people come up and they're like you know what the world is not what you see on x it's just not folks we had a an unbelievable week last week including a historic energy deal with venezuela now i know all the haters out there but this but that but the venezuelan regime it's yes they are not the best people that are still in charge of venezuela however folks you can't say on one hand like we don't believe in nation building in america first trump signs an oil deal with venezuela to get a good chunk of its energy and a stake in energy production and oil and then say oh no but it's with people we don't like there's a lot of people we don't like i've got news for you there are garbage leaders and dictators and and morons and terrible prime ministers and presidents around the world it we can't just zone out i've told you for i've been extremely consistent on this message have i not i am a real politic guy does this deal work for america but the guy we had to deal with or in this case the woman in venezuela but they're not really nice people folks do you can say that about anyone does the deal work for america trump is a and i mean this as a compliment because i'm so tired of this like well you know we got to think about this in terms of higher value they don't have our values a lot of these places does the deal work for us or not you want cheap gas or not i mean this is a compliment president trump is this guy and he is transactional he sees the world as a spreadsheet in the spreadsheet there's a corner box and that's what matters the corner box is either a plus or a minus is the net present value of this deal to us positive or is it negative if it's negative don't do it they don't care if the people are good or bad if it's good then yes we're going to go forward and we're going to do our best to get better people in charge but that's not we're not a nation building we got to stop that i don't like the people with i don't like them either what do you want to date them justin's like what do you want tinder swiping left or right or wherever the hell that works what is if you want to date is it right or left justin's like i don't know i don't use it but i think is it right or left i don't know i don't use it but i think is it right or left i don't know i don't use it but i think is it right or left i don't want to date is it right or left i don't know i don't use it but i think is it right or left i don't who cares what are you swiping right exactly ladies and gentlemen we got to deal with a lot of people who don't share all of our values middle eastern countries and elsewhere do you want america first and i get so tired of the bitching and the moaning and the whining all the time it's exhausting i'm not telling you not to have an opinion i'm just telling you at least be consistent i'm america first okay this works for america i'm not in that case here's a hit from brian kill me this morning on fox and friends describing how we just got access to enormous oil fields the venezuelans now control that could potentially it's going to take a little bit there's a lot of construction and operating leverage components that need to happen it's a capital intensive industry petrochemicals obviously you have to pull the stuff out of the ground takes pipes expertise platforms however this has the potential to dramatically lower our costs of energy in a time where we'd like to stop relying on middle eastern oil and people are still complaining check this out announcing a major agreement to secure a majority of u.s control over 65 billion dollars of oil proven oil reserves in venezuela president trump has reportedly said to meet with american oil refinery executives tomorrow so let's break down what this actually means so this was announced late last week and it looks like we're going to get a shot at this and we're going to get a shot at this and we're going to get a shot at this and at the greatest oil reserves in the world they're going to developing 17 strategic fields a lot of people think there's even more fields out there potentially but they couldn't explore let alone extract because the socialism communism that took over their reduction target of one point filling 1.5 million barrels a day keep in mind we're putting out millions of barrels a day but venezuela is now essentially going to be ours but it's not like the venezuelan people aren't going to benefit they did not have the infrastructure to benefit from this they're going to have the americans be able to benefit from this they're going to have the americans be able to benefit being able to extract it at maximum capacity. going to get a stream of revenue as well. Venezuela's benefit will retain ownership and sovereignty, but they're going to do it for 25 years. Does the deal have downsides? Yes. Have you ever cut a business deal? Anyone in the chat who does real business out there, small business, medium size, I don't care what it is, from HBAC to AI data centers, I don't care what your business is. Is there ever a deal that works out perfectly for you with not a single risk on your side? The answer is no freaking way. The point is I'm trying to make is this horseshoe theory component that if you're looking for something to constantly whine about, you're going to find it. It's like looking for a reason not to work out. Sometimes people say to me, Dan, you work out, right? Like, where do you find the time? I go, I don't know. I just find it. It's a priority. If I get home at six at night, cause I had a long day, I work out at six at night. Well, you don't. You don't sit down and sit there and rub your feet all day. No, I go work out. That's what I do. I find the time. What do you do on the road on vacation? I find the time. I couldn't find a cold plunge. I was at a friend's wedding out in Lake Tahoe. I jumped in the freaking lake. It was like 60 degrees because I find the time. If you're looking to find the time, you will. If you're looking to find a reason to believe in results, you'll go find results. If you're looking for a reason to complain, you'll find a problem with everything and just complain about it. I'm not telling you not to have an opinion. I'm saying on net with all of the complaints about the deal, some legitimate and all the positives. Is this a positive for the United States? If you're an America first person, I think the answer is clearly yes. However, if you're a liberal, you prefer to be stupid and some in podcast to stand to stupid is your choice. You're a by nature. Stupid is a choice. You don't have to choose the stupid exit off the highway. You can stay on the highway. Exit 62. Here we go. Stupid. Don't get off exit 62. Don't get off exit 63. Just stay on the road because stupid's a choice. I saw this ex post. Now I want to throw this out there because I don't want this guy getting a lot of hate tweets back. This has nothing to do with politics except it does, but he didn't intend it that way. The guy put this post up by next name is Dan Coe. He's not a political guy, so don't hate him. He's not talking about politics. However, whether he knows it or not, and I don't think he did intend it this way, he is a very popular account at the Dan Coe KOA. I encourage you to read this this ex post. I'll put it up on the screen for you because I thought to myself, this shows what I'm what I'm what I'm trying that there are some people in the liberal media and on the pretending to be part the Folex MAGA movement. All they want to do is complain. They don't want to learn anything ever. This this had a lot of retweets on it. He says patterns I've noticed in people who aren't necessarily unhappy but aren't going anywhere with their lives. I'm going to say liberals and Folex MAGA. He didn't say that. I'm throwing it in there. Pattern number one. Never learn anything new unless they're forced to. You know what? Can we come back to this at each point? I'm going to I want to address this first. Just leave it. You know, yeah, whatever. Never learn anything new. This is the liberal. No matter how much information. And Folex MAGA, you present them with it doesn't matter. It's like they've taken a vaccine for facts and they're just immune to it. It's like the Charlie Manson thing I told you about. I've been watching this. I finally finished it. This three part thing on Charlie Manson and the murders where they killed all these innocent people that the people in the Charlie Manson called the Manson family, the women. It doesn't matter what people told them like Charlie Manson held their skill. There's going to be a race war and all this stuff. It doesn't matter what people do. They were immune to it. Anything Charlie said they believe was true. This is the modern liberal and the Folex MAGA. They are immune to new facts. They do not want to learn anything. That's why when you're debating with them, never learn anything new unless they're thanks to. Thank you. They don't want to learn. They're not interested. It's important you debate them because there's a third party of people listening, i.e. the show, people who recommend the show to others. There is nothing you can say to Folex MAGA or the liberal media people to tell, get them to stop lying. Lying is their end game. It's their reason for existence. Their raison d'etre. If you want to use like fancy words, that's their reason for being. Put up number two. This is a great tweet. This I'm telling you, this is like this. This is a diagnosis. Every liberal media lunatic you've ever met. Don't set goals unless their survival or finances make them insecure. There's no the goal for them. It's not in any way to better themselves, to improve their lives. It's to create victims out of people. In other words, sit there and wait. I've got a clip coming up of this congressman, Maxwell Frost, liberal lunatic, whiner, moaner, diaper wetter, complaining about the American dream being dead. The guy comes back with, it's in one of these Jubilee debates. The guy comes back, goes, wait, you were an Uber driver. You're now a world famous politician on the left. Are you working? No, not me. Not me. These people are just wires. Go to the next one. Talk about what's happening in the world rather than what they're working on. This goes back to the Jordan Peterson book, the 12 steps book he wrote that was a nuclear bestseller. It was all over the place. Can you make your own bed first? You're like, all you want to talk about is like Middle East policy, Israel, what's happening in Iraq. Great, great. Talk about them. But are you even, remotely concerned about what's happening in your neighborhood? And in case you think I'm speaking with forked tongue, I spent an hour on the phone with one person last week talking about what's going on in Martin County politics where I live, because I actually care about making my own bed too. I don't speak to you with, again, with forked tongue here. I do it myself. I get involved in all kinds of things, school board elections and elsewhere, because it matters to me. Maybe make your own bed before you want to change environmental policy in the Galapagos. I'm not telling you it's not important. I'm just saying like, does your own neighborhood matter first? This is the lib. Finally, they aren't aware of any of this and making them aware, making them aware doesn't hurt more than it helps. They don't care. They don't want to be updated. They don't want to learn anything new. Again, Dan Coe, this is not about politics, but I have a couple of quick items here of things liberals could learn from and just don't want to. It reminds me of producer Jim. Why do liberals and podcast to stand not want new information out there? Why do they not want to learn? Because they don't want to. They're in no way self-aware. Liberals will tell you over and over again, voter fraud's a myth. It's a scam. Republicans are just, they're getting this up to fever pitch. There's no such thing. It doesn't matter how many stories we put out there, like this one in the New York Post about voter fraud. The New Jersey voter fraud case, thousands of people voting and registered to vote who weren't eligible. Here, New York Post, Honduran anti-ice agitators snared on voter fraud charges as feds begin crackdown. First of many to come. Many to come? What does that mean? Does that mean more? Jasmine, does that mean more? First means there's a second and a third of many to go. That's what that would mean. So if you were a liberal and you were interested in new information and educating people, becoming a smarter, better person, expanding your cerebral cortex, training your neurons to not be stupid and not make stupid a choice, you would say, maybe we should look into this voter fraud thing. After the New Jersey story and all this stuff going on and this story in the Post, it looks like it's pretty, pretty real to me. But they're not interested in the truth. That's what makes you different. That's why it is. It's the greatest honor of my life to do this show here with you. It really is. It really is, man. I love being part of a family of people that see through this mist of stupid all the time. Here's another one. I've been trying to warn Democrats, and I have some family members, I'm not talking like brothers and sisters, but cousins and others, one specifically, who they're just aligned with Democrats. No matter what you tell them, this one specifically, you can't break them. You can't. You just can't. But this seems to be breaking through a little bit. I have been warning Democrats who work for a living, small business owners, union members. The Democrats, if they get in office in this midterm, are going to make a very hard run at canceling your insurance plan you have now through your employer or the one you've purchased yourself and you like. They are going to cancel. You are going to be forced onto government health care. Even my father doesn't talk politics too much with me. You know, he worked for a really low salary in a town out in Long Island because the health care benefits matter to him. He's got a back issue, and it's an expensive one to monitor over time. That's going to be all ripped away. I've tried to explain this to you. Here's another one, a candidate, this guy, Randy Villegas, a Democrat, telling you, hey, man, this Medicare for all, meaning your health care you like now for none, that this is what they want. I'm just playing their own words. You want to learn or not? Or you just want to be stupid? Because stupid, there's a choice. Check this out. We're in the Central Valley. We'll drive seven to eight hours to Tijuana just to go get. cheaper prescription drugs or cheap dental care and that shouldn't be happening in the richest country in the history of the world which is why not only am i going to fight to reverse these cuts to medicaid but we need to fight for health care as a human right and it will be a co-sponsor of medicare for all because nobody should have to choose between rationing their insulin and you know buy their groceries because that'll never happen when he when he sponsors medicare for all which makes your health care plan now unlawful unlawful which is a synonym for illegal unlawful illegal you mean it would be against the law for me to continue my health care insurance my health care insurance policy now that's exactly what it means liberals i know like the dan co-expos you don't want to learn anything new you're perfectly happy being stupid but the people in my audience are not happy they don't want to be stupid they want information to form an output you just want to be an idiot here's another one folks everywhere you go in america right now every even small towns there is a real problem with illegal immigration we had an open border for years under uh under biden that the four years were a disaster uh there's probably upwards of 20 million people contrasting but other there's probably about 20 million people uh maybe a little bit more in the country who are here illegally there's a lot of gotaways we don't know about president trump has ramped up deportations i was a part of it don't tell me it didn't happen i was there here is the governor of new york right now imagine being a new york city resident seeing illegal immigrants breaking the law right in front of your face all the time and instead of doing something to clean up the problem secure our border and determine who's here imagine making it illegal for new york state law enforcement officers to cooperate with ice they wanted both ways these people kathy hogan you could learn something from them you could learn something from them you could learn something from this i'm trying to help you but you don't want to because again stupid is a choice check this out prevent of the ice federal at the federal level from securing a region agreements with local police forces in new york i just banned it yeah it's it's against the law now in the state of new york to have these agreements the federal law that allows the creation of these agreements says subject to state and local laws state law just changed so no more no more again i know if you're a liberal bootlicking zero out there they're like that's not what it really mean no that's exactly what it means that's exactly what it means if your neighborhood's been taken over by illegal immigrants illegally in the country that's why they're called illegal immigrants they're not here legally then now if i swear to come in there it is now illegal under new york state law with kathy hogan it's going to be illegal for them to cooperate with the locals i thought you love local control folks i got a gem coming up here in a minute remember caitlin bennett she does these man or woman on the street interviews and she asks liberals questions they never have the answer this may be wouldn't you agree justin one of the better ones we've seen in a while proving to you again the dan co expost is real that liberals and podcast to stand in folex maga they don't want real information they don't want to learn anything when i say stupid is a choice we laugh i'm not kidding it's an actual choice they don't want to know anything i want you to watch this back and forth i'm going to play in a minute caitlin bennett asking simply about an assault rifle you want to ban it it's probably important to know what it is right i have a wooden desk here you want to ban wooden desk well what kind of wouldn't it's kind of important to know so we don't have an illegal item in the studio right kind of important to describe the parameters of what that means they want to ban it they don't even know what it is they choose to be stupid that post i'm telling you man if that if there's ever a post unintentionally written about modern libs that's it quick break i'll show you this gym coming up next look none of us are getting any younger but that doesn't mean i'm planning on slowing down because i'm not one of the things i personally use is nad from all family pharmacy and right now they're running a pretty great labor day deal i love all family pharmacy use them over and over add any biohacking product to your order use code bongino 25 at checkout you'll save 25 on your entire order they have nad methylene blue peptide gop1 options vitamin b12 hormone therapy and a lot more you can still add the other medications you need like antibiotics anti-parasitics or maintain or maintenance medications as well just make sure your order includes at least one biohacking product so if you've been wanting to try 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business your family your community it's painful to not know stuff but they don't want to know stuff lives here's caitlin bennett asked this woman on the street a simple question about assault rifles hey you want to ban this thing well what is it can you explain it to us you want to ban something you don't even understand and she admits it check this out how would you explain to them why you should have an assault rifle what is an assault rifle big gun that you shouldn't have what is the definition of an assault rifle if you're going to tell me i don't need something you better have the definition well is that how is that how it works what is an assault rifle so i'm going to be honest i don't know what the exact definition let's talk about no you're just going to tell me and yell at me and not have a conversation you don't know what you're talking about you don't know what an assault rifle is assault rifle is actually the definition by the government is a machine gun something that you hold down in the bullishest go-through of the mag whatever it is that you have in their drum mag just feeds it all through with one pull of the trigger i apologize those are banned in america those are already banned those aren't being used in mass shootings those aren't being used for a majority of mass shootings actually handguns are handguns are responsible for 80 of the mass shootings in this country why aren't you focused on those well quite frankly i don't know the difference between guns because i'm not some gun obsessed loon like you are honey no it's important to know what things are causing which casualties if you want to ban them all right having a little gun for self-defense but i have an issue with the bigger ones why because it's ridiculous why you don't need an ak-47 to defend your house why because you don't need that that's not an argument war zone it's not an argument all right leave me the alone you came up to me and now you're mad because you don't know what you're talking about look and she flips the bird again point number what was it four on dan co's expose she doesn't want to learn she could have asked she could have asked a simple question like okay well what is it and maybe we could talk about you know my idea banning america and then my favorite part of the video is that she explains to her like she goes hey listen you should really know what an item is before you want to make the said item illegal to own and the lady goes is that how it works yes that's how it works that's exactly how it works how do you define an asura a big ass gun i would love to see that look at that look at that this is incredible this is the modern this is what they do in a minute 27 seconds how do you describe it a big ass gun is that the piece of legislation we are now banning b-a-g's big ass guns we're banning bags bags that big ass good that's a thing what does big ass guns mean does that include like the the pit sand viper sand viper pit viper either one of them from the keanu reeves john wick movies there's a big ass gun ladies and gentlemen stupid is a choice here's the video by maxwell frost i was telling you about before this one's quick they don't want to know anything these people they are absolutely immune to updating their data set in their brain to reflect knowledge and output and to sound even remotely intelligent this guy's a liberal congressman total goofball clown joker of just an absolute moron here he is in a jubilee back and forth and the guy just completely wrecks this guy and says what are you talking about there's no american dream you just said you were an uber driver now you're like a famous politician isn't that the american dream you said doesn't exist you're living it he doesn't want to know that's the point check this out i don't have a ton of money in a bank account when i decided to run for office so i had to hustle and make ends meet which is the thing that you all are telling jensen so that's the american dream you lived it that's not so you don't that's fantastic so you don't living the american dream no it's not how it's not how is it not that's not the american dream isn't driving uber to barely make ends meet the american dream is upward mobility and being able to have success you went from driving an uber to being a politician is success is success i love this guy i love this guy in the jubilee hat tip jubilee debating this you know there's this political leader on the left front line this is what they're just they are immune to evidence even in their own lives when reality kicks them in the nads right oh that hurt kick me they still like i don't know what just happened someone just kicked you in the nads that's what just happened more layers in the chat by the way so is it randock in the chat said that uh justin's premature bell ringing was like jamal bowman ringing the alarm remember that remember false alarm you remember that was good that was good i like that i like what i'm seeing here listen don't go anywheres you know i hate teases but i want to show you again what it's like to choose the path of ignorance in your life and how the liberal media they'll take a story there's a story in raw story about the fbi and applicants and like bestiality and prostitution you read the headline you're like oh my gosh this is the craziest thing ever now they they could have reached out to the fbi and had them explain what this was about and whether they reach out that's not what happened they want their viewers and readers to be stupid i get that a second but do you remember this classic this was not my idea hat tip the production team but you want to see again what it looks like to be voluntarily dumb here's ibram kendi now if you're a leftist and you're ever asked to explain something why are you out there campaigning with a guy who says he hates you and you're not going to they will never answer a question if this medicare for all cancel private insurance they'll never answer a question but when they do answer a question sometimes the hilarity that breaks out is just priceless this is the premier critical race theory guy i'd argue anywhere in the world right now ibram kendi wrote all these crazy books about like the white male patriarch you know this crap he's asked a simple question in front of a group of people who frankly look like a lot of liberals and even they laugh at him i'm sorry if you've seen this before but it's worth your time when he's asked a simple question what is racism and here's a hint if you're using the word you're asked to define in the definition you're probably sounding like an idiot racism is racist see racism an assault weapon is a weapon used for assault that's not a thing that's called circular reasoning morons check this out you define racism sure so racism i would define it as a collection of of racist policies that lead to racial inequity that are substantiated by racist ideas sure a collection of racist policies that lead to racial inequity that are substantiated by racist ideas and anti-racism is a pretty simple using the same terms anti-racism is a collection of anti-racist policies leading to racial anybody want to guess equity that are substantiated by anti-racist ideas this is you know we have at the end of the year we do our top 10 video clips at the end of the decade i think we've been on the air 10 years we should put our top 10 of the decade this is clearly a contender this has got to be on the list for one of our favorite video shots sound on tape of all time this got to be up there what's racism it's a collection of racist the racist things what's anti-racism it's the opposite of that what's an assault weapon it's a weapon used for assault what's a non-assault weapon it's the opposite folks do not fall in the horseshoe theory trap please i'm not worried about it with you but there are people who get they're still recovering from being you know suckered by the liberal media folks they find this show we get these emails they find this show we get these emails they find this show we get these emails not as often as we used to but we used to get them a lot in the beginning when i first started doing the podcast dan i was a liberal my parents were democrats i heard your show i thought you were crazy and then after five or six shows i got hooked and i realized that i was crazy the whole time it does happen but the reason people are crazy is because they believe lunatic stuff like this this was an actual story now this again this is raw story which i'm telling you like the supermarket tabloid that says like space aliens impregnated one of the jenner girls on like this is below that raw story so i'm hesitant streisand effect to even bring this up but this story's worth it so i see this pop this weekend daniel hampton i mean really a guy whose parents probably disavowed any now they've changed their last name to avoid saying they know this this this this piece of filth bewilderment as cash patel's fbi eases the ban on bestiality and prostitution for recruits i'll get to that in a second media people i'm going to help you here but here's the real kicker folks i hate to put this out there because it's a total 100 complete fabrication so why even put it out there because i'm just trying to show you like they have no problem lying at all we have to go through the motions you have to get a lawyer to send that it's a real pain in the butt because again this is but this is made up they know patel has not addressed the specific changes but insists standards are rising even as he faces scrutiny over hiring deputy dan bongino despite a failed background check failed background check and now folks you may be saying okay did it was there a component of it no folks it's a totally fabricated story now daniel hampton i don't think really cares and i really don't think raw story cares about being sued or any or definitely i don't think raw story cares about being sued or any or definitely i don't think raw story like this without this keeps creeping up because they just made it up folks it's a total fabrication there's nothing to it that is that it's completely not true dan is there some element no nothing there is no element of that that's true at all zero here's the other thing though cash patel eases the ban on bestiality there was no easing of a ban on bestiality here's what happened again you want to know the truth this is what it looks like to be a non-horseshoe theory member of folex maga or the dumbass liberal lying media like daniel hampton this is actually kind of sad look at that why do they always every single time why oh he's a managing editor based in colorado he's editing breaking political news look at this absolute life loser every time here's what happens a sad story there were a number of bestiality for the for idiots in the liberal media you were be bounced out obviously out of the fbi there were a bunch of people on a polygraph who sadly had been sexually abused as kids and there were some components of it that were disturbing they were victims they were getting bounced because of the way the polygraph was set up with that it doesn't mean they were allowing bestiality you absolute dipwad the other thing about a prostitution is and you know what's weird about this whole thing like these leftist guys right they're like all about criminal justice reform a second chance here's what happened there were some people in the military applying for jobs that when they were young 18 and 19 they were like oh my god i'm gonna go to jail i'm gonna go to jail i'm gonna go to jail i'm gonna go to jail i'm gonna go to jail i'm gonna go to jail i'm gonna go to jail maybe we're in a foreign country where it was not illegal and the rest of their lives they've led an absolutely stellar life it doesn't mean you're gonna get in it just means they're gonna take your whole record into context and say okay you made a mistake when you were 18 you're now 35 you've led an unbelievable life i mean some of these people they make mistakes that's all this it's amazing like the left they're all about criminal justice reform and a second chance and then they'll just write these bs make made up headlines and they'll just write these bs made up headlines and they'll just write these bs made up headlines and they'll just write these bs made up and people fall for it folks man i know it's not easy to do it's not easy to do the right thing or else people would do it but the left left-wing goon media like daniel hampton they have no ability to do the right thing they only do the easy thing which is to write nonsense so people click on it bestiality in the fbi just the idiocy man great that's i love that one i see that uh i see that uh moving around on x critical thinking straight ahead stupid exit there we go liberals and the folexers right there every single time again the media could have written that story but it's not a cool story for them to write because it would refute their insane headline fbi is welcoming bestiality oh okay sure you'll get nothing from this guy there'll be no correction there'll be zero again you're forced to send legal letters it's just so stupid i'm really i'm so proud to be part of this group of people and not the idiocy in folex maga and in the uh the liberal media goonery out there meanwhile there are actual things to report on they could report on but again the nothing is happening doomers will tell you again nothing is happening this was a pretty great story i saw in the federalist because again i thought nothing was happening against these crazy violent far left groups that have been terrorizing america despite the fact that i keep telling you you're not going to be able to do anything about it you're not going to be able to do anything about it you're not going to be able to do anything about it you're not going to be able to do anything here's what's happening all the time oh look at this the federalist kyle schindler actually interested in doing real journalism thank you kyle federalist a great outlet i love it antifa networks panic after trump administration sanctions their secret tech collective this is after we've had multiple successful prosecutions for the first time in american history against this violent left-wing group in many cases i thought nothing was happening you could report on this like the federalist did but no you choose to report on nonsense here's another one we had an amazing case listen i'm going to help you out if you're a lot of parents in the chat obviously i want to tell you i told you last week about the the disturbing 764 group that gets your kids to cut themselves and torture animals the fbi has been cracking down harshly on that but i want to tell you about this too pay close attention put down what you're doing for a sec i don't want to i'm not giving orders i just it's really important folks there are a let me just read it first fbi tracked down and captured two sextortionists in nigeria after their schemes caused the deaths of two american teens this is really sad i know it's the morning still i try to talk about the show with a smile but there's nothing to smile about with this in addition to the 764 trend there is an explosion of sextortion online they call it overseas accounts and some in the united states what they'll do is they'll find a way to get your kid message boards um you know dm online gaming they'll get to your kids and they'll start to groom them you know hey johnny whatever and all of a sudden there's a back and forth they get them to do increasingly destructive things including sending them videos of themselves naked now so these are young young kids they'll get them to do that and then they will use it to extort them and say hey send me a hundred dollars i don't care how you get it steal it from your parents bitcoin or whatever and send me this hundred thousand or five thousand dollars usually it's because they're kids but send me some or i'm going to launch this online what happens folks it's not just happened once or twice either these kids go and kill themselves cash told them you harmed the kids we're going to hunt you down where'd they grab them out of nigeria i'm not telling you the fbi wasn't concerned about this before we got there i'm just telling you they're really concerned about it now and what we would call an f-talk a foreign transfer of custody when we grab someone from over seas that was very rare in cases like this not anymore again they could report on this stuff stuff parents actually care about but no they write insane stupid headlines because they know more on liberal media people and folexers horseshoe theory love this stuff they just eat it up because they want crappy inputs to form crappy outputs folks this is just again for all the nothing is happening doomers and all the people who want you to believe the world is a miserable place you should be screaming and moaning peeing your diapers all the time this was trump on last last the end of last week alone there's the info put up that expo that line of stuff insider wins yeah look at that you can read all this stuff we have the lake america thing we have the u.s postal service says new mail and voting restrictions are now in effect there's been some court blockings on that those we got to be realistic about that ice just sent the second deportation flight to haiti since tps ended the ice agent charged in the minneapolis shooting was just released u.s coast guard sees 7 250 pounds of cocaine near puerto rico with five detained this was just the end of last week i thought nothing was happening i thought nothing was happening again you don't have to like what's happening it's not a mandate this isn't a monarchy i'm just a member of the bongino army i'm not your general i'm just one of you but the nothing is happening thing is old and stupid and stupid is a choice now they're back to the republicans pounce thing too when they get completely wrecked they go right back to the republicans pounce thing every time now for those of you don't know what republicans pounces i'm going to help you in your political tactics space add this to your toolbox diagnosing leftist insanity okay of course the elephant sound there for those of you listening on audio or radio republicans pounces this phenomenon where the democrats get caught in an obvious net present value negative thing something that's really bad okay one of their politicians gets caught in some theft scandal one of their politicians gets caught campaigning with a guy who says he hates america justin's like wait that actually happened i mean it did like that's if you run i'm just gonna throw this out there for the listening folks in the chat yes or no if you're gonna run as a politician in america do you think it's a good idea to campaign with a guy who says he hates america i'm just throwing it out there probably not a good idea you could run to be a politician in haiti in ghana in rwanda but you're running here so why would you want to be part of like the yankees if you hate the yankees probably not a good idea correct so they got busted of course this is about hassan piker why do we keep talking about hassan piker because i told you i'm gluing it to them maybe that's not for you then this shows off we got midterms coming up you want to campaign with a guy who says he hates america i'm gluing it to you every day sorry not sorry at all i'm not moving away from because the democrats want you to move away from it and now they moved on to republicans pounce yes republicans pounces when the story becomes about the republican reaction to the problem rather than the problem itself the problem is campaigning with a guy who says he hates america the left-wing media articles now to make this go away or dan bongino pounces on hassan piker it's not about me it's about this big hat tip western lensman this may be i saw someone say on x and they are correct i cannot take credit for it this may be the greatest episode in quick video receipts you've ever seen here is a guy again does not want you to see the truth despite the fact that he's already said it and it's on tape check this out it's completely ridiculous it's laughable to say guys like myself guys like abdul el sayed we hate america i say i hate america all the time a lot of motherfuckers want to kill me over that tape but at least i say it with my fucking chest people will be like hassan you hate america i'm like yeah i do i do hate america it's the same guy now daniel hampton and others are writing an article and roster uh bongino show pounces nobody's pouncing it we're just playing you his own words you're running for a position in the united states senate in the united states of america with a guy who says he hates america now why is that because he hates america because he hates america because he hates america because he hates america because he hates america because he hates america because he hates america why do i play this because i'm gluing it to them i'm not moving on i'm not moving on i love you in the audience but i am absolutely determined to do as well as we possibly can in these midterms and i i'm not moving on because the democrats want us to move on they are embarrassed by this guy good now we're gonna glue it to you here's this clown el sayed completely crashing out and now he's starting to get it like this is like pissed off time now where anytime he's asked the question now he's just he doesn't even mention his name he calls him a streamer from out in california or whatever he won't even mention his name no no they want to move on we're not moving it on we're not moving on i'm not going to let you make this a republican's pounds you want to run with a guy who hates america and then lies about it then we are going to glue it to you every single day check this out i am not interested in a conversation about a social media person in california and for folks who want to make this race about a social media person in california i'm not interested in a conversation about a social media person in california i don't ever want my comments to hurt anybody's feelings it's important to me that people understand uh that i take serious um the pain of all communities in this state but i'm the one i have a conversation about a twitch streamer in california this is not a serious conversation why did why did you bring him to michigan mom he went to fox news you can ask jesse you can ask jesse about five sessions all right you don't want to have a conversation but there are jewish supporters who do want to have that conversation and everyone i've talked to who didn't ask me to ask you whether you will condemn this i'm happy to have a conversation with my voters but if they want to impart an obsession to your class i was here you're having a conversation i'm just telling me this is not a campaign that is at all a single streamer in caliphate this is about affordability in michigan anybody who's ever said that they're existentially worried about donald trump anybody who's ever said that they believed in religious pluralism and the right to pray as you choose to pray all that we hold dear is on the line it's time for us to unite to stand together and do the right thing now again i'm trying to give you a political tactics One of them is never fall for the Republicans' pounce. Don't let them distract you. No, no, no, no, no, no. We are not going there. It's not about my reaction to your problem. It's about your problem. But second, I'm not going to quote your son, Sue, and all this stuff. People try to sound like pseudo-intellects. However, there is a component of this. When your enemy is doing something that is really, really, really bad for them, just get out of the way and let them do it. Don't stop because your opponent is saying, like, well, we're done with this now. No, no, we're not done. No, you may be done. We're not done. We are going to glue this to them. This is your guy. You own it. Now, who has the biggest megaphone microphone in the world? Who? Of course, President Trump, by far. Not even close. Between True Social, X, the presidency, the pulpit in the press room, President Trump, without question. Has the biggest microphone megaphone in the world. Why is that relevant to this? Because he's not letting it go either. Why? Because he thinks it's bad for the Republicans? No, it's bad for the Democrats. And he doesn't care about Republicans' pounds. I'm going to play a clip for you coming up in a minute because this is really important. President Trump is now all in on the midterms with his own personal investment in time. As he goes around the country, local news stations and elsewhere are going to have to broadcast a lot of these speeches because he's the president of the United States. You think he's not going to glue this stuff to him? I'll show you what I mean coming up in a second. Last break, right back to the show. Hey, we talk all the time about paying attention to what's happening around you. But you got to pay attention to what's happening inside your body, too. A lot of men don't think about cholesterol until the numbers are right there on a lab report. Then suddenly, it really matters. At a certain point, you look at your cabinet and think, when did this become my life? Another bottle? 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Check it out, dosedaily.co/bongino. Here's what I mean. Who has the biggest microphone in the world? He's not falling for this Republicans pounce thing, and he's not going to let the Democrats back away from this. When your opponents are doing something that. That leads to a complete total implosion, you know, get out of the way and assist them in the process. You don't stop because they tell you to stop or the liberal media tells you to stop. The liberal media hates you. Here's a Fox report on President Trump's going to be doing near daily rallies around the country. Folks, this is going to force the media to cover this stuff because you know he's going to bring it up because he has political instincts like nobody else. Check this out. We are hearing some whispers of a ton of Trump travel in October, possibly as much. As a Trump rally a day in the most competitive states and districts. And that is something that you don't typically see from a president in a set of midterms that are historically very hard for the president's party. I want to explain something to you from my time in my second law enforcement job with the USSS there. Here's the way this works. When the president travels nationally and does these rallies, he travels with the White House pool. The White House pool, it changes, you know, daily. Daily or weekly, you know, but you have to be like a pool member and people come in and come out daily. But the White House pool, the traveling pool, is with him everywhere. They go with him everywhere. They're in the press room. You'll see them talking to Caroline, soon to be someone else. We don't know who that person is going to be. Heard a lot of names. I love Alina in that position. Scott Jennings has been talked about, but that's a whole other show. But that's the traveling pool. It's important you understand why Donald Trump, President Trump's megaphone is so important. When he travels to, say, Tuscaloosa. You'd think I'd say Auburn if I'm an Auburn fan, but let's just say Tuscaloosa. We'll throw it around Alabama. He goes to Tuscaloosa and does a rally. What happens is you will have what they call like PLs, local members of the press that are inserted into the pool. I hope this isn't boring, but someone said they like the experience of me going through how it actually works. So Air Force One lands. The people travel from D.C. in the White House press pool on the plane, on the bird. They get off the back. They take the pictures, what they call under the wing and all that. And what will happen is the White House staff that's there in advance will take local reporters and they'll stick them in the pool. They'll call them the PLs, locals. So they'll travel that day. These are reporters who have no, have typically not done this many times before. They're local reporters, you know, some of them are decent people, some of them maybe libs, who the hell knows. But they're going to hear from President Trump about things that may not be a big issue in Tuscaloosa. Like Tuscaloosa, a local business owner may not know. The Democrats are campaigning with a guy who says he hates America. But the PLs are going to pick it up because President Trump's going to talk about it. And then what happens when they go to individual sites? Let's say they go to whatever, a stadium for a rally. They'll be else like other local press that are inserted in there that are not traveling with the pool, but are at each individual site. Who, again, they might be, you know, writing for the Tuscaloosa Times that for the first time are going to have to quote the president. You can't just, they're going to have to quote the president. Why? You're not going to be assigned by your editor to go to the stadium, cover the president, come back, go, I got nothing to write about. You're going to write about what he said because you have to. So all of this stuff, we, you know, we're immersed in politics every day, all of us. I know me and you, you know, we love, we love this stuff. This is what we do, man. This is our thing, you know, it's not a sports show, it's a politics show. We're like, of course, everybody knows about the Democrats campaigning with people who said October 1st. October 7th rapes aren't going to change their mind and they hate America. Folks, a lot of people are out there working for a living. It's not their fault. They're busy, they've got kids, they've got businesses to run. They're not following Hasan Piker every day. President Trump is going to make sure as he travels around the country that this stuff is absolutely glued to them and there is nothing they can do to get away from it. There is no one with a bigger microphone than him. Now you all know the details of how the media functions on a presidential trip. The national media you see in the pool that's in the press room every day is going to ignore this Piker story all they can. Not the locals or the PLs. That's why it's so important he does what he does. He doesn't have to be doing this and he does it because he wants to win. That's why he gets so PO'd, the freaking Doomers, trying to get people not show up, acting like nothing's happening every day. As I said to you, these media people are absolute garbage. However, once in a while you get kind of a funny moment, and I give you a little bit of a high note. I'm not a huge fan obviously of CNN and Wolf Blitzer, but I saw this in kind of a lighter moment. When I used to have my show on Fox unfiltered, when you're in the studio at Fox, there's usually multiple cameras. We have a couple here. There's one there. There's one there. So you know where to look because there's typically a light above the camera that'll be green and that's the camera you look at. When I would do my show from Fox unfiltered, you look at the camera that's green. They don't typically – sometimes a set director will tell you. They'll be like, "This one." But for a guy who's been on here a long time, I don't know what happened here. Maybe his eyesight's not that great or whatever. This Wolf Blitzer segment on CNN is kind of funny. I want you just to check this out. Here he is. He's talking into the camera, and he's clearly talking into the wrong one. Here, look. They're probably like, "Look here." His eyes are in the wrong direction. "Look here." Oh, now they catch the camera, and now he goes and looks at the other one. I'm not piling on. It happens to everyone in the business, but I just thought I'd give you some inside baseball. You got to look at where the green thing is. Maybe the lights were broken. I don't know. Look. There we are. We got cameras all over. We got cameras behind. Cameras right there. We got cameras all over the place. Poor Wolf. Also, you know I like my dog videos. I got burned again. I got burned again. My team had to correct me. I was very upset. I pulled another fake AI video of a dog. I love dog videos. I try to play them once a week. Dogs are our best friends. They're so awesome. However, this was a great video. Dogs saving this kid from a pool. It's totally fake. Apparently, it was a community note. I don't know how I missed that one. But Justin was like, "All right. We'll scrap that." He goes, "I found a real one." I said, "All right. Cool. We'll play the real one." Here is our Dan Bongino dog video of the week. It's been six. Oh, this is Brandon Leslie. Okay. It's been six days since I found this litter of abandoned puppies on a road trip. I got them dewormed. Thank you, Brandon Leslie. They're shots. They're weights to a much better place. His goal is to get three adopted this week. Wish him luck. So everybody @BrandonLeslie, if you want one of these dogs, respond to him on X. Look at these little doggies. I'm such a sucker for. I never thought I'd be a sucker for doggies, man. My entire life, I never thought I'd be a sucker for doggies. I didn't even want a dog. But look at the faces on these things. That Lucy looks at me every day like you're our whole life. I saw someone post on X one time. If your dog is around for seven years, It's a small portion of your life, but the dog's entire life is you. That's the entire. So we try to put these dog videos up once in a while, make people feel good. You know, it is a Monday. Folks, please, again, just going back to the beginning of the show, please don't fall in this trap, this horseshoe theory trap, okay? I don't want to give you dopey cliches, you know, truth will set you free and whatever, but it's true. It's true. Just stick with us, and I promise you, you're going to see as all the crash outs happen. 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