A Guy Broke into our Office | Son of a Boy Dad #430

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I noticed that Jolly Rancher released a new candy pumpkin themed and I was thinking it's a little early for that. I think this is the hot spot for it. This is the perfect time for it. And then you can be like, can we get, can we be done with the pumpkin spice already by September 2nd? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you get ahead of the, get ahead of it. You buy the shit on everyone else. Or something. Ship your in main beer. Ship your ever mind. Is that a good pumpkin? Well, they made a great pumpkin beer. Yeah, they had the best one. Pumpkin beer. Pumpkin beer. There's one called pumpkin drug lick. That was really good. Very nice. That is nice. That is nice. That is genius level ready. Love that. That shit. Pumpkin drug lick. Is that a new piece? No, not even close. What the. Well, my Fitbit? Yeah. No, no. I've been had this. It was a years old. You've never worn that once and you're going to try to tell us you've worn it a hundred times on the podcast. You've never worn it. I promise you. I've worn it on the podcast. You've never worn that on the podcast. Hundreds of times. One a hundred times easily. What is it to your benefit to introduce a new thing and then convince us it's old? It's literally not. I've been, I've been using the Fitbit since I moved to New York. I don't, I, obviously I had year stretches where I didn't use it at all, but you can find episodes where I've worn it for sure. Are you like, is there a way to be discovered to have bought new things? Why would I lie about buying a new Fitbit? Exactly. Why would I be what I'm asking? But it's what I'm asking. Guys, just assume that you have this rock solid memory when you're both fucking goldfish. You don't remember anything. I, I would never lot, if I got a new piece of gear, I would be showing off the new piece of gear. No, you don't do that. Yes. You've got a new piece of gear. We ask you about it out of excitement and you're like, you guys are fucking with me. You know I've had this for a, last time I wore this sweatshirt, you are sweater. You guys both said the exact same thing. No, we sucked it off. I like that. I have no, I knew not to comment on it when I wore it. You're like, you've never worn this before. That was the last time we had this conversation. That was the first time you wore it or was that with the button down? I don't remember. It was one of those two. And you guys said, I never, we were like, this is, this is brand new and I said, no, it's not. What's your bio metrics today? 99 sleep score. Sleep fucking phenomenal. Good for you. Uh, that's impressive or no, no, no, 99 readiness score, 92 sleep score. That's pretty good. I'm fucking ready. I'm ready to do whatever it takes. I need to do. I felt that way. I honestly can't. No, go ahead. You're saying that. No, I don't. I don't actually feel that way. But my Fitbit is telling me to feel that way. Dude, there's, there's a guy that maybe you've seen on Instagram. I think his name is New Age CEO. He's this black guy who sits in a chair and just wears sunglasses and like gives out advice about how to take back your life and stuff. Yeah. And these clips pop up for me all the time and sometimes I'll watch the whole thing. And it's all pretty vague, but it's also very good. And the one today was about like making a comeback and how you, you know, people, whatever. I'm not even going to get into it. But it got me so fired up that I came here to tell you guys, I'm ready for my comeback. Oh, hell yeah. Well, I'm done. It all starts now. The court's back on. No, no, no, no, but it's come back season. Okay. I am ready to take the bull by the horns and fuck around and find out. Oh, yeah. The other people will, yeah, is what they'll do is they'll fuck around and find out. They'll fuck with me. And then they'll find out that I'm coming back with friends to hurt them. It's time. It's time for some people to find out they're going to find out whose album was that? Is that an Ipsy? Who's come back season? I don't know. What is that noise? It's the drones. I thought that was someone's phone at first. I don't know who come back season is. Oh, great. I think it was Drake from 2007. I'm not pausing. So this is basically you come back. What was Drake doing coming back in 2007? I know, right? Isn't that his first time? He hadn't come. He's just entering the scene first time. This is my come season. Maybe Drake thought that his peak was when he was like an actor. So this was like the big comeback. Yeah. That's probably the EP on which he did best I ever had. Would be my guess. That's a great, great question. One of the best songs he's ever done. I think it was later than that. I think that was on that 2009 release or 2010 release, but regardless, so far gone. Oh, so far gone. That's a classic. But I love the idea of this because like, what if your whole life up to now has been Drake's acting career and you still have Drake's music career in you? Yeah. And it's like your come season. Yeah. The big possibility and it's also like a great way to live, you know? What if my, yeah, what if my come season is upon us? You're like, what if you thought it was comedy, but like, you don't even know, like, there's a voice in there that is going to change the next generation? Well, I made, I made room for that by giving up comedy. Yeah, yeah. Just letting, waiting for something else. I said to myself, this isn't right. Yeah. You said Drake gave up to grassy. Why can't I give up comedy? But if you became like a painter, like an insane painter, no, your, your paintings are going for like 50 million, that sounds nice. That sounds nice. Admit it. It is funny. You say that because I texted my group chat of all my closest, you know, friends from, from the last 15 years of life or 20 years that I've known since college. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, guys, does anyone have any ideas on what I should do for work because I'm not going to do this anymore. And they were like, are you serious? Yeah. I don't, I'm not interested. And what did they, what were their recommendations? One of them. Why are you just open a fortune 500 company, friends? Yeah. was like, you should advise billionaires on whether or not they should invest in sports teams. I don't know if you've followed what's been happening with the Lakers, but it's an absolute cluster. Oh, I've been, I've been following it sort of someone was buying the Minnesota Timberwolves for 1.5 billion, which is nothing. Yeah. What did the Lakers go for? 9 billion? 8 billion. 14. Really? A year after going for 12. Or no, 12 a year after going for, they went up 2 billion in a year with an end LeBron left. LeBron left and the price just went up 2 billion because now they're just like, they're basically like a trading card. Yeah. They're just like a hotly traded Pokemon card that like super rich guys just pass back and forth. Yeah. There's no actual money involved. Who just bought it? Bob Eiger and Josh Kushner. Yeah, Jared Kushner's brother. Yes, that's what it was. Disney and Jared Kushner's brother. Yeah. Who's like 39? That's crazy. That's so good. He's 40 years old and he just bought the Lakers. That would be sick. Yeah, you should definitely do that. Is that it? Is that on LinkedIn? Is that a job that's available? You got to get that job friends. That's a tough one to get, but once you get it, you're going to be happy. I think I think come back season starts with a big pivot, but what if you're wrong? We need a big pivot. That's probably not one that you can really just be wrong on. Yeah, you should buy the Lakers. No, oh, I see what you're saying. I thought you meant choosing to my next shot. Luke just did a school shooting. Fuck. That would be a nightmare logistically. Sure. It can't go down. The only bad thing is that they always pack is the WNBA team with it. Oh, really? Yeah. So they got the WNBA team. How much do you think that team is worth and that deal? If I bought Sophie Cunningham's team, do you think she'd be forced to go out with me? Or is that some violation? Probably a violation. I thought you were told you're not allowed. Well, we could do to what date? Sophie Cunningham said that. Wasn't that. Oh, yeah, they were mad at me. She was furious with me really saw the clip and was like, are you out of your fucking mind? Why? I don't know. She doesn't like her. Damn. She said Frances, you're not allowed as your advisor. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit. Can we go down and see more of this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. We are where we are. We can cut it if we have this. Actually, this would make me sick to my stomach. No, no, no, it's not fucking me up. But that guy's literally beating Danny's ass. Oh my god. That's gas. A lot of core. You can see he's activating that core. Who's second in? Who's that ass crack out? Get a shot in right there. He's got a helmet on. He's got a full base helmet on. Rob. That's so crazy. This is right when I arrived. There were seven dudes on him. And I was like, all right, I can't help. It was Chick-fil-A. Confisually confirming. Okay. Now let's say what happened. Let's say what happened. Frances, you're your most equipped to tell the story. Was that another angle? I mean, David explains it there. It looks like. So as I understand it, Gia ordered some food and Uber Eats delivery person brought it somehow that handoff of the food did not go well. And then that guy ended up throwing a drink at our security guard, Danny. Maybe he threw the drink at Gia or Danny. Oh, Danny, you're right. You're right. You threw it at Danny and then Danny pushed him into the elevator to be like, get away and then he the guy started attacking Danny. And luckily, this is New York City, so that delivery driver is free. No worry. He did his walk by. It's like when you get blessed on Ash Wednesday and don't even have to go into the church, you just go past, we're Danes and you served your time. I saw him outside. Time to be backing up, this tough. You can't film that from Point Blank range. You've got to help the guy. You've got to help your coworker on the ground. Who was filming it from Point Blank range? One of our many social people. I think, yeah, I think Gia. Can we read Dave's caption really quick? We had a crazy scene today at Barcell World headquarters. Uber Eats driver got in a fight with Gia in the hallway over her order. Our security guard Danny Dan went into the hall to tell the guy to leave and he attacked him. Beat him up pretty good. Gas saved the day, pulling him off. Thankfully, it was gas and not mincee who arrived first. Mincee. Rick you say shot like you read about. Then the rest of the troops rushed in, followed by Cody and Travis for the boys to help out. Now what we got to pay a very close attention to in the security footage. We pulled is how Tommy, Tommy Smokes and Red handled this explosive situation. Bravery like this cannot go unnoticed. Totally secured and locked down the office. The police did show up and arrest the guy. Danny may need a few stitches and a couple beers all in all another day at the stool. Shout out mom Donnie's New York City. Oh my God. Well, they said that the delivery driver knew he was going to be out. So he was screaming round two tomorrow. I'll be back order another fucking spicy chicken sandwich. Danny is such a G. Yeah. So great. They should have dropped. I mean, that's why you can't film it too. They should have beat that. They should have beat the guy. You're wearing a full-base helmet. He had like a helmet. We looked like. He came to attack. Ladinian Tom Onsen. Yeah, he had the the tinted visor. He didn't want to come in. I think that was the problem. I'm just saying that from a third party observer, he didn't want to go up to the thing. I think he wanted. No, I heard that he saw Gia and he's a he's a scooter brawn fan. He's like, I'm not giving her that. Yeah, that would also make something. When I walked into the building, there was a guy outside, Uber Eats guy holding Chick-fil-A and a drink. And he wasn't budging. He was standing right outside. I opened the door for him. He did not want to come in. And it was a little weird. He had a weird vibe to him. What did you see? He was standing outside and he was just perfectly holding the drink and the food. And just like standing at the door, just like waiting for someone. And then like, oh, we probably want to hear to come down. Yeah, that's what I mean. I think he wanted someone to come out. And so clearly he came up. I just zoom with an attitude. But like, do you think he's going up? Like, this is about to get real. I'm about to be like, I'm about to go up and start just swinging on everybody. Like, he surely didn't, like, I didn't think that. Like, when I was walking in, I walked past him, took the elevator up. Gia and Danny let me in. Like, she was waiting for the food, I think. Like, no one knew like this was about to become a brawl. Can I also say it always shocks me how many people at our office ordered their lunch delivered? Oh, yeah, yeah. We are one half block from every food option that these people are ordering from. Yeah, no, this is probably they're like, I can't take three minutes out of my day to walk outside and go get those things. It's probably the most accessible food location in the entire city. Yeah, realistically. Maybe America. You can get anything. And you have to leave the the henhouse to do it too. Yeah. Because otherwise you're going to let a fox in. And that's exactly what happened. You let a fox in the henhouse. Honestly, if I'm Danny, I'm pissing Dave for putting this shit out. Oh, I'm furious. What the fuck Dave? At least run it by him. You can't just have a ass beat a a fucking non-solicited ass beating on camera. Dave needs to slide him fucking at least 10 bands of like low cat 10. I'm going for 10 mil. Well, because he's still here, like, I would definitely I'd be taking the day off at least the day off. Yeah, that's when they come back though. Yeah, but yeah, he's he's not there. He's gone. Call Pat. Call Mike. Say you had to come in. I just got the shit kicked out of me. Time for one of you boys to take a beating. Oh my god. That's so fucking brutal poor guy. I mean, it's yeah, that's a nasty that's a nasty Monday. Yeah, no, that's a awful Monday. Do you think this happens often? What are you talking about? Not obviously not here specifically. But yeah, like, do you think that's happening at like just like an accounting firm? Like, no, she had our secretaries in a brawl with Uber Eats guy. There's 10 dudes coming over to pull them off. I don't think it happens often, but I would bet that Uber Eats drivers get attacked themselves often by drunk people who are like, I told I wanted the low main with shrimp. Not checking. You think people drunk at their home, the food takes too long. Something bad happens. Yeah. about that happens. I think it's time I think we got to move on from this as a society. Like I think I think the delivery needs to go. I was we were saying that it'd be like a sick horror movie if the sleepers cells of the delivery drivers were like activated all at once and they're like, oh, actually, you order and just fucking go off. Yeah. And like if they all, if they realize that it banded together how powerful they are, I mean, because I was saying, they have already. We have to divide them. They all have motorized bikes. Right. Exactly. If they rode on city hall or something like that or like on exclusively on the sidewalk. Yeah. On the side of their bike. We're going to do a ride in someone because someone was someone was struck in a story of today as well. That you know. Yeah. No, not that I know. Oh god. But someone got hit by a nobriete's bike, flew, had to go to the, I had to get an ambulance, and then the the bike or took off done. Yeah. That got that time I saw the guy smoked with his like skull cracked open in no leader hit that that got that Uber each driver took off on bike as well. Yeah. Oh yeah. When I got hit, I'm a victim as well. When I was struck by the Uber Eats driver on my bike, he took off. But I was spelt. So I also took off. It was a reasonable take off. But I said we got to exchange insurance on the city bike. I really don't want to get insurance involved here. So let's just do a cash exchange. You cover my fair. I need a dollar and 80 cents. No, it's pretty fucked up though. I really think the bikes got to go like it's really like I've been biking back and forth a little bit. I've been biking to and from. I think the bikes got to go. I've been biking. Well, you know what I mean. I'm talking about the bikes that are not bikes. They go faster than any car has ever gone in Manhattan. No car has ever gone the speed of these bikes in Manhattan. Yeah. I agree with that. Like the bikes you see on the Manhattan bridge, sometimes around. Dude, that's what that's exactly what I was about to say. I bike on the, I bike up like the Queensborough bridge. And that's where the two people died. Oh, yeah. You have people going by, there's not a single actual bike on the bike path. It's scooters going 700 miles. The scooters go faster than the bikes. Scooters going and they and they beep at you. And it's like, bro, I'm the one doing the normal thing here. Are you talking about scooters that you stand on just one board or you're talking about ones you sit on like Vespas? No, I'm talking about the ones where you stand on them. But the Vespas as well, you're in the bike lane on a bridge and a Vespa goes by you. Yeah. And it's like that guy needs to die. No, really, like I'm surprised. I'm surprised that there's not like 30 pileups a day on those bridges. The bike lanes are better. They have been made better in the Mamdani presidency. But unfortunately, he has that there are evil demons that are riding on them. It's Mad Max Fury Road out there every day. And there's just Ubreach guys with chains that like whip it literally playing like fucking guitar. It's fucking insane. It's crazy. I apparently he he sent a cease and desist to all of those companies that sell those electric bikes like the illegal ones. So he's trying to get them off the street. But I think he I think I mean, I hate to be that guy. I think we need some flock cameras in New York City on every block. I want one on every single corner of the entire city. No, I don't think we need that. But I do think that they got a set up like okay. I think they got a set up like barriers like out on the side of like on the like like when you're when you're getting off the bridge, I want a team of cops just locked in arms. I've seen that waiting there to just drip people off those bikes, throw the bike into the water. But they're a network though. Like they're all they're all like the same neural network. So like if one of them blinks twice, all of them will turn around off the bridge. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucked. I mean, the guy was dressed up like the robot that comes on the commercials at the Fox Games. That's always doing like the dining. We're gonna send a fresh we're gonna send a fresh Robocop to deliver you a new fuck. God damn Danny. Go home. Yeah. Danny loves to travel. Danny wants to go to Japan. I think Danny was supposed to be in Japan like right now. And then he didn't go on the trip. And instead he's getting his ass beat on behind the fucking desk. They've asked to send him to Okinawa or something like that. Can you play the clip of the fight one more time? I haven't four minutes long. This feels like all the footage of real fight. I mean, he's kneeling on him. Got him against the wall. He's got he's pulling his leg. He's on top of this guy. This guy kind of. He got shingles. He definitely does. He's pulling his legs. He's yanking him by his legs. And now he's about to mount. And Danny gets him to the ground. The camera. Oh chase. And then he's he's got a good angle. And then now he's on top of him. Danny's fighting. And then guys gets in there. Actually, he doesn't look that bad. But then he gets sideways. It looks pretty bad. I honestly am pretty shocked that that happened. Like that's crazy. This is dark. And I would definitely not want that out there if I was Danny. Why do you think this guy was this just he's like if I swear to God. That's what I mean. One more person tells me I brought the wrong episode. I'm gonna throw it in their face. That's what I'm saying. Like do you think he knew like I'm there's gonna be a I'm gonna get in a fight today. Yeah. I think he yeah, I think he was like I'm this close. Yeah. The whole he just moves like today's the fucking day. Don't try me. Man woman. I do not care. And it's also like Danny is the chillest guy. Like he's the best and like he's just so chill and so relaxed. No one works the front desk more than him. And he's just like you could tell he just wants to he doesn't want any problems. He's not trying. He probably got out of police work. So he could have a chill job a funny job like bullshitting with Sparky and Ebony. And now he's fucking in the line of duty in a more. At least on the police force you have a partner. Yeah. His partner right there is like the branded content team. Yeah. When you're on the ground and you look up and the only person there is Gea with her phone. You got to be thinking like I'm gonna die here. Imagine that there's a dude on top of you in your workplace and you look up and the only person there is like it's just like Gea recording. Yeah. Like I would literally be like this is it. She was yelling. Gea. Gea was yelling. Well Gea went and got the help. I'm not blaming Gea at all. She was just yelling really loudly. But you know, I thought it was a podcast. I was like I thought maybe we had some kind of goofy thing. I thought like movie was doing a TikTok train. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I heard. I was I heard it being like no stop. And I'm like oh there's some goofy shit happening. Yeah. It took a long time. It's very hard to discern what's like a problem here versus just remember when that guy Alex Stein came in and he was like being an intensely an agitator and then they kind of had to push him out. But he was kind of like like giggling and be like no like don't push me out. But they had to physically remove him. But he never had an intentional fighting back. And that's what bring a dude didn't he bring a homeless guy with but it was an actor. Is that actor that you see in all kinds of videos? He literally pretends to be a homeless guy. But then like that's like a joke. And like obviously you have to do you you have to remove them physically because he's not going to leave. It's that top video. And then the this is obviously not a joke and actually violent. Yeah. This is before we had security. So oh no that's Danny. Okay. Okay. This is good. Danny needs to get this video back on the time on. And then spider comes walking out and see Danny's yeah. Danny's wrestling with this guy. But this guy's not throwing punches. And then Ebony. He's a little shove. Why is Danny the only one that gets action bro. And see he look he's laughing like for me. Francis. He's mad that I because this was right after that I got caught on a hot mic saying that I thought Tucker Carlson's show was bad. And then he comes bad guy comes back and he's I mean like this is kind of like a blocking drill. Like they're all kind of laughing. But he's just got a weapon. He's not he's not getting bludged. Oh my god. That's he that he needs that on the highlight tape. Like he needs an edit of that multiple angles. Yeah. I think yeah. I think because I think this current video is going to I think Danny needs to get this back on the timeline. There should be a compilation honestly. It's time to start working on a Danny edit. For sure. Yeah. Actually being retired. Oh man. A Danny highlight reel would go crazy. Which is him just dropping fools or just him like hitting the button to open the door. Yeah. I think he's got to I think he's got to start being a little bit more careful with that button. It is this to be in it dark that you also have to like run and press the button to get out. So like you're just getting beat up and like somebody's like fumbling with the button. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's saving private Ryan the guys like outside the door fumbling with the gun as you're getting - Yeah. - Why isn't this happening in Chicago? - I think it does. - They got to, 'cause they had the fucking burner. They had the fucking glock. - There's just too many straps in that office to keep up with. Too many guns. - Yeah, it's good. - But I think it also did happen when they were at that old location. There were a couple of altercations. - Oh, damn. - People were getting like robbed right outside the office. - Yeah. I think there are people, I mean, this office, there's been some stuff with this office as well. - Oh, yeah. - I'm gonna order a bunch of Uber Eats tonight and see what I can do to bring it to physical violence. And it's gonna be just, it's a social experiment. Like I'm not gonna do it. - It's like when Liam Neeson got out there after his friend was killed. - Yeah, yeah. - He's like, "I'll kill any Uber Eats bastard!" (laughing) - Next bastard on a bike doing door-gash that I see on him. - Call it fight grub. Most people will do whatever they can to avoid a fight. - Yeah. - I'm gonna see what I can do. - Your assignment is to fight a door-dash. - Yeah. - Cyclone. - And then like right when it's about to get violent, I'm gonna say, hold on, let's take a tee here. There's cameras here, there's cameras here. This was a social experiment. - Yeah, come on out. - Yeah. (laughing) - His name was Muhammad. (laughing) - 'Cause I mean, I'm very curious now. Like I've always wondered, 'cause they, I mean, it's tough 'cause it's like, yeah, those guys they have a really shitty job and they're probably paid nothing and they're treated like shit by everybody, except for me of course. But you gotta wonder, like, is this a frequent occurrence? 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I mean, they've got a lot more fighting than the big guys do, but I mean, I wouldn't say it's completely eliminated, but I would say I have done as good of a job as an exterminator. I think they're regrouping. Yeah. Yeah. That is a possibility. There is a possibility that they're like, we got to find a different route in what I have not seen. You're going to get paratroopers. They're going to be like jumping out of airplanes to come in. Yeah. I think they faded back to sort of strengthen their lines and there's a small village called Navy. Just back there mating like mad right now, just tripling up on numbers, adding soldiers. It's definitely a possibility, but I really think like I, I, I think I've handled it for the most part. I have not seen a roach in almost a week. Yeah. I, I, I, I'd be worried about it too because the people are saying to me as well that the Germans are the, uh, the ruthless, the ruthless and they spawn very, very quickly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did have a guy DM me and he was like, he was like, sass, you got to, uh, I'm an exterminator, you got to, uh, you got to use the gel bait and then he replied like an hour later and he was like, my bad. I didn't listen to the whole thing. You said you'd do use the gel bait. Someone said that the gel bait was the worst, well, it doesn't matter what's the worst. I've have literally every single trap down that you could have. You just put, put them all together in a potion. Pretty much. Yeah. I'm using jail bait. No, gel. Oh. I have gel bait. I have liquid bait. I have the roach motels and then I have just the regular poison as well and the spray on top of all of it. What is jail bait? Is that like, uh, jail bait is when you are, uh, when, like a girl that's underage. God. And you've been trying to kill cockroaches with that. Yes. Underage. Good underage women. Hey. It's freaky, but whatever works more power to you, whatever gets the job done. Very a story of you, but um, cool. How was it? Did your friends come this weekend? They did. Yeah. They just left last night or yesterday. How was it? It was good. It was, uh, how did you, did you show them a good time? Yeah. I mean, they definitely had a good time. I don't know if I necessarily showed them a good time. What do you mean? Um, they got into bow and mat got in on Thursday night and then we had a good day on third, on Friday. We played basketball. We played, uh, tennis, a jogged, personally, uh, kind of YMCA summer camp as they have story of games. Um, and then it rained. I don't know. That was Thursday and I poured. And then Friday night, they went out. They all went out and I stayed back because I was like, this is not going to be a good time for me. And I'm going to bring the vibe down because they were like really going out. And they were like, No, bro, we're just going to be super chill night. We're just going to like go to a couple. They got back at five a.m. Who wasn't? It was all of them. The whole crew. Peters, Nate and Bo. Yeah. Wow. They got back to your apartment at five four 45 and you were awake. Yeah. Of course not. I actually, I was not sound asleep. I was, um, I was lightly sleeping, I would say because space of time between you saying your truth and then immediately walking it back is gotten very short, which is your credit. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. You take a while for us. But also it's correction. You would have gotten away with it. No one knew when you got back. Like, yeah, no, it's true. Well, because I'm saying I did, I, I want to be like, you know, I tried to wait up. I waited up until probably three. And then I was texting them and I was like, well, it's, well, it's the up because I texted and I said, let's try to be back by three. Three is kind of my cutoff. Like I get very tired of three as most people would, um, what kind of demanding girlfriend shit are you on? It's probably left my apartment at seven. Like, I don't think so. And get, I was like, if you guys can try to be back by three, why do you need them back at a certain time? So that I could let them in and not have to get up from a sleep. You could have given them a key. We didn't think about that. We got, that was a little, I thought about that once they were already gone. You didn't think, really. - Mm-hmm. - Yes. - Hey you guys, going out, who won't be able to get back in unless I stay up, I have a key, but I'm not leaving my apartment all night. Why don't you take it? - Well, I didn't know what my plan was. I didn't know, you know, maybe I'm gonna go out. Maybe I'll go out by myself. - You and your friends went out and you were like, I'm not going out and then you went out. - Yeah. - That would be the most you thing of all time. - Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that. But no, I definitely did realize I was like that. I should have just given them a key. I could have been way easier. But, so they got back at 4.45 and so you had to get up. - Yeah, so I had to get up. - But I was real quick with it. I buzzed them in, then I went back into my room and I closed the door. I was like, I don't want to know part of this. - Oh no, and they were probably carousing. - They were hammered, but like, I thought they were gonna be like super loud when they got back, nothing but respect. A lot of respect in that apartment this weekend. - Wow. - A lot of boundaries just being good guests. - They all slept in the living room? - No, Nate lives in New York and Bo and Matt slept in the living room. - Oh, so Nate didn't come back. - No, Nate went back to his apartment and then they got back and they went straight to bed. - How did you set them up to sleep? - Someone slept on the couch and then Bo-- - Oh, broad iron mattress. - Oh, good, okay, good, good, good. - Yeah, so-- - Where'd they, what'd they do all night? Did they hit the strippy? - No, no strippy, no strippy. They went to, so they saw some live music and then they went to some bar. The rest of the time, what do you mean? - They were at the bar until four? - Yeah, they shut it down. - Wow. - Lights came on. They said, "Do you know what bar it was?" - No, I'm not sure exactly what bar was. - I'm sick that they didn't invite Francis. - I know they went to a place called Caffe. They went to Caffe Wa. - Which we've all been there. - That's cool. - I went there with you. - Where's that? - Caffe Wa. Right by the cellar. - This was like years ago. - Really? - Are you live music? - My buddy hired a band from Caffe Wa to be his wedding band. And they were one of the best wedding bands I've ever seen. - Yeah, I'm not spending, I mean, that's like their shit. They just play hits. - They're awesome. - Yeah. - Do you know, do you not remember that? - I know Waffung. - Oh, that's most of them when it was. (laughing) - Is it Waffung, Galiver, Waffung, Chinese food? - Yeah, yeah. And they fight you when you get when they get there. (laughing) But yeah, it was fun. I mean, they had a good time that night. It was, I honestly, I had a great time in the next morning, just watching them all be like, "Oh, I'm gonna fucking kill myself." And I was like, this is hilarious. - People are, they're funniest when they're hungover the next morning. - Yeah. - It's like a very giggly nice time. - Yeah, it's a great time. And it's like, I feel great. - And did you get bagels for them or anything? - No, we went out and got stuff. But it was funny 'cause I woke up at like nine and I went and I took Matt has like a, he has like a jewel like the vape. And I stole it naturally, brought it back into my room. 'Cause I was like, they're not gonna be up for hours. I'm gonna just hit this vape for a little bit, chilling my bed. Immediately, Matt comes into my room and he's like, "You take my jewel." (laughing) It's like, bro, you were just like dead on the couch 30 seconds ago. Like how did you notice that? - It's like a cop who sleeps on his gun. - Yeah, yeah. - And then he took it, went back outside. And I was like, "Oh, I guess they're up." And I went out and then immediately Matt went back to bed. (laughing) - Where was his jewel and you grabbed it? - It was sitting on like the ottoman next to the couch. - Were you not like slick about it or you just like, clunked out there? - He was sound asleep. And it wasn't like, I didn't have to like move anything to get it. I just went over the bag. - Yeah. - When he steals the ring. - Yeah. - Right? Wasn't he guarding the ring? - It's a great question. - I've never seen lower the ring. - That's from the hobbit, right? What is smog guarding? Gold, but like Gandalf or, excuse me, Frodo takes Bilbo. Jesus Christ, I give up. This is like Harry time a joke. (laughing) - I don't remember, I've never seen either of those movies. But then the next night we went out, we got some tie on Saturday night. Went to a great tie restaurant, had a good time, walked around a little bit. And then we went back to my place and we just played video games until like two. - Great time. - Do you think that maybe, you know, I understand not wanting to go out because of the drinking element, but do you feel as if maybe you missed out on the live music and some of the cool experiences that they had? - No, not at all. Because I knew what the night was before. Like I hung out with them the whole day and I hung out with them all the night before, but I was like, they wanted to go to like a club. - Oh, they want to get real ready. - Yeah, they wanted to get crazy. - But they didn't go to a club. - Yeah, I think they went to one of those like hybrids. - Did Bo come with that girl that he was supposed to be with? - No. - Chill, bro. - Well, I texted him. - Did he go with, she come with him? - No, no. - Chill, don't blow, bro, spot. - Yeah, blowing up his spot. - It's great. - Sorry, bro. - Crazy. - Sorry, Bo. - Federal. - Yeah, bro. - I dropped her up in the last episode. - I know, I'm joking. But no, part of me was like, maybe I was stupid not to do that. And then I was like, no, it was definitely the best, but because I would have been like at two, I would have been like, we gotta go back. This is crazy, we gotta go home. You know, I wasn't trying to damper the vibe. - Could you not have just peeled off yourself at midnight or something and gone home? - No, 'cause then that would have failed. That kind of feels like storming out in a way, you know? - Oh, okay. - Like I'm ready to go home. - Yeah, you know, I'm somebody who my friends know that I have a, when I say I'm going, they don't try to convince me anymore. - Yeah, right. - So that just comes with like age, where you can be like, I'm going home, don't fucking try. - Yeah, yeah. - And I'd be like, all right, off you go. Thank you for coming out, great time. We'll see you later. - Yeah, no, there were definitely was, and that is kind of what it was. - Your friends don't respect you like that. - No, that was, there was a lot of respect. Tons of respect. Like I usually I would go. And then I would just kind of like-- - Maybe like you could have got some new jokes. Like that's where like the good bits come from, you know? Being out with your buddies, like making a joke. They all laugh. You're like, maybe I add this to my act. - Give a joke, but I was with them from Thursday through Sunday. So we got to have all those jokes. - You ever go out with your buddies to Cafe Wah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was there recently with my friends and they wanted so much more than I did. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - Four white guys walking to a bar, type of thing. - Yeah, so I mean, it was the great compromise. We compromised and everyone had a good time. Everyone had a great weekend. - I was having a great time with my buddies at Cafe Wah. And I said, I'm going home and I'm the way home. I was sober, so I bought a Fitbit. - Mmm. - Yeah, I stopped at Dicks. - From the first time ever. - I stopped at Dicks on the way home from Cafe Wah. - You ever get some Thai food? You realize there's no winner? I guess that's why they call it a Thai. So I feel like that, you know what I mean? - That's good. - Use that, use that. - That's gulp. - We're all very rattled by the attack on our friend Danny. (laughing) - There was a silent disco happening in the story. - Someone knows how to talk about a silent disco recently. - It was very interesting to observe. They looked like they were all having a fucking blast. - They do it in Dumbo. They do a fucking silent ballet in Dumbo. - What? - Those headphones look cool as fuck. And I wish I had them. - That you walk around the neighborhood and a pair of people like do a dance at different locations in Dumbo. - Yeah. They're trying to gentrify the silent disco. - Yeah. - We're not going to have any of that. - We're not having it. - It's old school in the story. There's a bunch of people. - There's a place in a story I want to go so bad. I saw Joey Langone actually tagged you. It was like a story of fish fry or something. - Oh yeah. - There's a live fish market and you pick your fish right in front of you, like giant prawns and stuff like that. - Go everyone's day. - You've never been in your life. You've never been once. - Go every week. - The Greeks bought that spot. - No, but I know exactly where it is. And I've walked by it a hundred times. - You didn't even like the videos that Joey Langone tagged you in. You didn't even like his comments of tagging you. - Were you checking? - It came up on my algorithm naturally. - You can't see who likes what comment. - There's no likes next to his comment. - Check again. (laughing) - No, no, no. - I just got to make sure to like it before this episode comes out. (laughing) - No, no, no, I just think it's very disrespectful. Francis, you would have been a great addition to his friend group, though. - I would have liked to have been there. - We had a great time, especially on Saturday. Well, at least because that was when I was, I was really thriving in the environment. But like, we were gonna go out in a, in Queens. And I was like ready to go. And they were like, I think I'm just chill tonight. And I was like, that's exactly what I was hoping you guys were gonna say. - So you guys got on land and busted down. Played some Black Ops 2, split screen, four screens in one. I got smoked every time. And then we played some UFC, which was pretty fun. And then we'd be at the end of the night with some NHL 16. Didn't want to buy the new one. (laughing) - It's all the same game. - Yeah. - It was a fuck, just different dude. - Just different jersey. - If you don't follow hockey, it doesn't matter. - Yeah, that was the last time I followed hockey. Patrick Kane's on the black hocks, where he's supposed to be. - Isn't that where he is now? - He just went back. - Yeah. - But he was on what the Red Wings for a couple of years. - Yeah, Francis, you would have thrived. - I would have liked to have been there with them. - What the hell were you doing? - I was with my family in Maine. - Oh yes, yes, yes. - Which was really nice. - You guys playing the split screen? (laughing) - No, although I did have major breakthroughs with my nieces and nephews. - Really? - By the way, this scratch on my face is from my niece who's one and a half. - I didn't see it. - She gored me with her nails. I thought. I also taught that when you I first saw it, I thought it was from the scrap. I'll tell people that going Yeah, but you got hit with like a night like a rogue ice cube. No Yeah, that's why we need paper straws This happened from an 18 month old Um, but we had a great time. I played a lot. I was in the pool with them the whole time because you know the pool is my back yard Yeah, of course, because I live in the house. Yeah Do you say it's like your pool? No, but I it's my bathtub. Yeah, you don't want anyone in there when you're not home Well, what bothers me is that everyone comes up and then they make a mess and they leave their wet towels around Then it's like I have to clean it up because that's my space. Yeah, it looks messy Yeah, but at one point we had my my nieces and nephews have been are very shy So they've been pretty skeptical of me Um, and each time I see them I try to Progress with them a little bit and like earn their trust and and you know get them to like me a little bit more and this time I Really had made so much progress with my nephew specifically. He's three and I asked him if he wanted me to take him to get ice cream in town actually asked that of both he and my Him and my niece and they agreed And then my niece backed out at the last second. I was getting them into the call. How old is she? Wow. She's five Oh, I thought she was 18 months. She note. Well, I have one who's 18 months. Okay, and then I have a three-year-old nephew getting backed out on by an 18 Yeah, I'm actually good I'm just gonna chill here When she learned when she learned that her mom my sister wasn't coming She was like I don't want to do this. Yeah, and I was like you're ruining it Because now I figured Theo was gonna want to back out. Yeah, but Theo is brave and they true to the plan Yeah, and strapped himself into his car seat I drove the car and we got to Freeport To go to Ben and Jerry's oh, and it was Saturday night and We parked the car and we walked up through this like shopping center kind of where this outdoor shopping center where Ben and Jerry's is now And dude, it was so abandoned And so empty on a Saturday night really there were very very few people and it was quiet I thought you're gonna say you're hacked. No, it was quiet and eerie and he's shy. So He wouldn't hold my hand as we were walking so I was walking like Three or four feet in front of him And I was like man This really looks like human trafficking. Yeah, yeah, that's top. I was so conscious of how The optics of of me escorting this child that doesn't really want much to do with me But like doesn't really know where to go and I'm bringing him to get ice cream to like indenture Trust and gender trust from him Not indenture And gender trust. He looked like you're indentured servant though. Yeah, he was like It was so I was so conscious of him. Why don't you walk next to him? Why are you guys single file? He was walking so slowly that I felt like if I walked next to him we would just stop I had to Mush him on a little bit. Yeah, definitely looks a little human trafficking It was it was but I was like him walking behind you makes it seem like he's like your Muslim wife. Yeah, did he pay for himself at the counter? I don't want to split it. I don't want you to get that long idea And I'm like he wants this for I read all the flavors and he's like I want those two and I was like okay So she starts scooping him for him and I'm like yo, you don't need to scoop him that big Yeah, it's like this is the smallest size we do and I was like adjusting I go smaller. We'll pay the same. What the fuck do you mean you're incapable of giving less ice cream for the same price? She's like this is a kitty Yeah, and it's like two giant scoops. I'm like he can't eat all of that. Yeah, and sure enough He didn't he probably didn't even have half and then I ate the rest of his in addition to mine Which is why I did cardio this morning and I'm going back for weights later You should have explained that you should say he's not gonna eat it and then I'm gonna have to eat His entire thing. You should have pulled up your shirt. You should like show to your your midsection look what you're hurting She was not aware that I am Trying to fix the Olympics. Yeah, but um, no she'll know soon when you're walking in with that gold on your chest when you have the rings tattoo Free course next time we walk in where are you gonna put the tattoo honestly? Yeah, oh For everyone can see it No, but So that there's just two rings. It's like the back of a madman It's gonna look like a slinky when I'm flaccid. Yeah, and then when I'm hard, it's the Olympic grants late Yeah, that's great I went to the zoo this weekend with my seed and we We switched to the to the wagon instead of the stroller so they can stand and on the way out We got a dip in dots for them two different flavors of dip in dots first first dip in dots experience of their life Wow, and it just turned into such a fucking crime scene and I felt myself in the same scenario Just wishing that there were less dip in dots to give Because they lose their integrity so fast like as soon as the dip in dots hits the bottom of the carriage And I made the mistake and put my sweatshirt at the bottom there. It's not tied. I now covered in dip It's not dip in dots and yeah, it's fucking First it was so nasty. I'm not a big dip in dots guy nor I'll say it the idea. It's the idea Never got the idea never understood the hype probably had him once hated him When did that when they came out it was supposed to be like The future. Yeah, supposed to be the ice cream. There's like no one's gonna have ice cream anymore They're just gonna have dip in dots right wasn't it branded as ice cream in space Yes, something ice cream that ice cream that they had give to the astronauts and they had like to go dip in dots Like I remember getting him out of any mission gas station stuff. Yeah, yeah And that but they like somehow they like burn your tongue. Yeah, like I'm a freezer burn your tongue. Yeah, like it's it's so cold that it's actually painful Is it really like it's that cold Are they are they all in like a container like they're all pre-packaged? They weren't pre-packaged. There's like a woman working the dip in dots booth. What does that mean like so she has like a big thing like ice cream of She's like scooping them scooping the fucking beads that just can't be Well, has it was there and they're like they're all over the zoo. Oh, yeah, of course They're everywhere in the zoo at funtown splash town USA where American families come to play They had dip in dots, but they were always just single cup You didn't know it was scooping it. Yeah, they were pre-made. Yeah, that's why they were made in space. Yeah They're moon rocks basically. They were so cold. Yeah, that was all I've ever had as the pre-packaged I've never gone to an official dip in dots vendor before It's pretty rotten. Yeah, is it like a store locator where I could like find them? No, this is where the No, they're every fine feed of the zoo No, there isn't a store locator There should be that's like asking if there's like a store locator for snickers. I'm a big store locator guy Make sure they have exactly what I'm looking for bananas. Yeah, going on to the store locator for dip in dots. We'll get you on a watch The fuck do you have to like find what if you're like not an ice cream guy? It's probably a thing. I want a cold treat I want something that's like ice cream, but it's not actually like it at all But I have to eat it with a spoon It's pretty you're looking for a popsicle with a spoon You're looking for an Italian ice and these kids were just going in my children We're just going in with like fistfuls of dip in dots Just trying to crush it into their face Which in in that theory like that should be like ideal They could just eat them like peas or something, but it was it was it was terrible. They don't break down either What zoo did you shut him right out the brox zoo? That's one of the better ones, right? It is the best In the country. I mean, it's the best you ever been to I think the San Diego's Fantastic, which zoo was this the brox zoo? We just talked about I know what I was I've made a funny joke when you guys were talking Say it again. Say it again. I said they don't break down like they you come out whole like corn But um you was funny the comments will talk about the dip in dots. Yeah Because we moved on to this zoo Yeah, the brox zoo the kids they literally had so much chocolate dip in dots on their face It looked like like the old Justin Trudeau pictures. Oh, yeah, that's tough in the Bronx. Oh, you had chocolate dots We had the chocolate and the uh The rainbow. I've only ever had the fruit kind by the way now we're back on the dots So you want to hit that joke they don't get on break down. I literally In the stomach like corn corn corn. You should him right out right? It's a good one. Okay. Let's talk about zoos So the San Diego zoo they say is the best but this Bronx zoo it feels like it's fully immersed in nature and the Philadelphia zoo is like concrete everywhere There's no part that like tricks the lions into feeling like they're in nature the tigers that we saw I think thought they were in nature. Yeah. Yeah. I've only been to the one in Chicago, I think And the one in central park the one in central park is small but mighty. Yeah It's amazing. They've got snow efforts there snow leopard team. I'm not a zoo. I'm not really a big zoo guy to be honest Anti-why captivity captivity bad treat. I'd rather eat my animals than have them live in captivity. But we're not eating snow leopards. I bet they're good. I'm sure they are. They probably better if they're not in central park. This is a natural place for snow leopards to exist. That center of Manhattan. They do convince you as you're leaving, they're like these two lines being in captivity has actually replenished the lion population. They make it seem like just because these two like gave up their lives. Like their martyr lions that all the other lions can now live, like completely forgetting about the lived experience of these two lines that are actually in captivity. Yeah. I wonder what's bad news. I wonder what the justification there is that having two lions in captivity would somehow help the population. I think it raises awareness that the lions exist or that these lions are maybe losing or a percentage of the proceeds of the lion's exhibit goes to these people in the creature. Imagine a guy who's going to that zoo and seeing those lions and being like, these are fucking lions. I didn't think these existed. I thought I was killing raccoons out of the Sahara. I've been killing these things. Yeah. Thank God. This is the first time hearing about this. It's bringing a lot of awareness, a lot of awareness to the situation. Yeah. You might have to go there or no, you didn't kill any animals. No, I didn't now. You wanted to. You met a guy that killed animals. Who's that in your joke? When you just remembered it, forgot about that. Yeah. There were bears. There's fucking big-ass bears terrifying bears. Like what kind black? Polar? Brown, but they're really big. Are they brown black bears? Oh, it's just said brown bears. Yeah. Yeah. I went. May as well. I've just gone to a dog shelter and a dog. These were fucking huge grisly cats. You saw a couple cats. You're thinking of the ones that like people see and like breaking into their air being bees and the coconose and you're like, hey, bear, and they go out the window with a loaf of wonder bread. That's what they had at your thing. It's probably weren't even, were they moving? Dude, they were fucking terrifying. Tigers too. Tigers were terrifying. Tigers is always cool. Tigers were so cool. Tigers are my white whale. Oh my god. I just remembered. Well, anyway, sorry. No, no, I'm done. Go to about aquariums. Are we fan of aquariums? Do we believe in aquariums as a podcast? Yeah, I like them. I'm I'm pro aquarium. Antazoo. Why? Just feels right. Cause fish are dumber. They're way dumber and they're also existing in their natural habitat in the tank. True. The tank is more similar to their natural habitat. I kind of agree. It doesn't feel that way, but it does. It feels I don't know. If you're one of the big sharks in the tank, you're getting fucked. But if you're one of the little guys, you're like, you wouldn't know the difference between this and the ocean. And you're probably living a lot longer as a fish in a tank. Then it might be if you were out in the big batter. I think that they said the Tigers lived to 16 years, but in captivity, they lived to 25. Oh, shit. Wow. That's significantly longer. But it's not a net. Like you're probably they're probably after 16 years, they're probably like confused. Yeah. Like I was supposed to die 10 years ago. Yeah. The fuck is going on here. Tyler, can you look up whether any zoo animals are allowed to kill live animals? Like do lines at the zoo get to hunt the Niala or the Kudu or the springbok at the zoo? Now they got one of those fishing rods. There should be one day of the year where they let them all go into one pen together and see what happens. Yeah. They spend the wet, the wet wheel and see who's afraid of their own blood. They do not at all because like I feel like a snake in captivity, they still get to taste the sweet kill of amount. Of course, of course. Snake in captivity might have it worse than anyone else. You think? Bro, they're never seen a snake fully extended in captivity. They're always like purled up into like a ball. They're dying to stretch out. Do you think they are? Of course. Because they're nocturnal. That's why you see them all sleeping like that. But they don't even have the room to stretch out if they wanted to. Oh, they do. My ball python used to stretch out in the all night long and make weird sounds. Wait, if a snake stretches out, doesn't that mean it doesn't mean it's like planning to kill you? I think those are venomous snakes probably that are strike, you know, a constrictor. I don't think that's what's happening. I thought constrictors would like people would find their constrictor embed next to them fully stretched out because they're literally sizing you up to see if you'll fit inside their body. Oh, really? I've heard yeah, I'm anti-snake. So it doesn't really matter to me if they're comfortable or not. I'm anti the entire species. Hate them. Disgusting. Same Patrick ass. Yeah, it's like those like years of those videos of people being like, wow, we didn't know we had a python living in our ceiling and it's like collapsing through the house. I would just kill myself right there. That's exclusive. I'll like I'll never get over this. Yeah, like that shit is not happening locally. Yeah, no, but you never know good. Actually, it happened with my sister's house. No, it didn't gigantic snake upstairs. Where did she live? Oh, bow went to the 205 club. Oh hell no, bro. Yeah, like shit like this. I'm below in my head clean off. You're killing yourself. Yeah, before I kill before I kill the snakes. I'm killing myself and coming back as it's just like I won't be able to recover from this. I'll never sleep a night again. I mean, I'm like, sorry, yeah, sorry, that noise. We just pulled a 40 foot python out of your attic. Where does your sister live? I need to know Bethesda. What Maryland? Yeah, there's a fucking python in a marathon. Maryland's got rattlesnakes. No, I swear. I swear it does. And so does Pennsylvania. It's got a timber rattlesnakes. I don't know where this. They had a forest though. They're not like in people's houses. Yeah, see, I got it completely right timber rattlesnakes. Wow, Harry, nice job. And I know that because I was I went camping in Pennsylvania and I was looking it up and there were like, beware of timber rattlesnakes. That actually makes it less impressive. And then I was bitching. Just a timber snake. They called me Mr. Snake. Timba Timba Timba snake. I was I was fishing in Maryland and I looked down to the left of me and there was a snake in the water. That's quit fishing. I didn't fish again that day. Blue your head, clean off. Yeah, I killed myself. You've been a ghost ever since then. No, but I was wondering. I was like, I wonder if that was a timber rattlesnake, but I don't think it was. I think it was just a garden snake. I can't believe he had a such a fall from grace. To me, Justin Timba Lake was the coolest guy forever, forever. I'll never turn on him. Me neither on. He was just on stage with somebody and he was fucking he was being really cool. You'd have to show me some really bad stuff of him. All right, everybody. This podcast is brought to you by Wayfair. Okay. We love Wayfair. You know, Harry, you just moved into your new apartment and I'm sure you've had a little bit of a tricky time. I bought all my furniture from Wayfair genuinely. So you have not had a tricky time? I have not. It was extremely easy. 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He and I went to dinner first to even tie, which I've. Favorite restaurant being one of my favorites. Those oysters looked incredible that you posted. Probably my favorite restaurant in the world. Is it Thai? Is that what you said? Even Thai? Even Thai. Oh, okay. And I had a show. I did a clip on on Largest Show where I talked, yes, if you could go to one restaurant, I said that one and I talked about it a little bit. And that clip blew up. So they knew I was coming and they kept bringing shit out. That what we weren't even ordering. What they hit you with. Like stuff that wasn't on the menu. They had this tomato dish and he was like, the chef just threw a whole bunch of crab on there for you. And I don't know, all kinds of stuff. So we had a very big meal with lots of drinks for dinner. And then we went out to this place called The Porthole in Portland, which I'd never been to before. And it's like a lie. Well, it's a bar that's got a DJ and it's loud and it's all outside right on the dock on the wall. And dude, I kind of went to main and I was in pretty poor spirits about just life. And you know, I get into these funks sometimes. This night brought me all the way back. I love that. I haven't felt more like loved and embraced and celebrated than I did in Portland, Maine on Friday night. The number of people who came up to me and like wanted pictures and we're like, where's, where's Ronan Sass? Like you guys are killing it. Just super, super nice. And honestly, I felt like a hometown hero. It's fucking awesome. You are. Love that. Dude, at one point though, there was a, there were two bars where you could get drinks. And at one of them, there was one person servicing it. And there were kind of like two places to stand in line. And I was on the left. And then there was like a line on the right. And I thought she was going to come over to me, but she kept like hitting the, just the line on the right. So I was like, oh, fuck, I need to get in that line. So I went to go get in that line. And then some guy who was in front was like, Francis, I got to buy your drinks for you. And I was like, no, no, no, I got other people. I'm buying drinks for you. He's like, I insist. And I'm like, come on, dude, I can't. He's like, trust me, I have to do this. I was like, whoa, okay. So then he buys my drinks. And I'm handing them to the people in my party. And they're like, wow, thanks, Francis. And I was like, no, no, no, I can't take credit. This guy bought the drinks. And I put my arm across sort of the line to point out. And the guy who was standing behind my arm goes, don't you put your fucking arm in my face. You just cut everyone. And now you're putting your arm in my face. And I was like, oh, shit. And he was the oldest guy there. He's probably in his 50s. He's wearing a hat. He's a salty dog. And I've been in a fight in Portland, Maine once before. And it did not go my way. And so me, I was just trying to like, deescalate. I was like, no, I was just trying to give that guy credit. I'm sorry. And he was like, yeah, yeah, okay. I saw what happened. You cut. I was like, I didn't, I didn't cut just the guy offered to buy me the drinks. And he was in front of you. And I tried to fight him off, but he wouldn't. So he wouldn't, wasn't having any. Yeah. Well, what, what would you have done in that situation? I think it's an easy win. You fight this guy. He's the oldest guy at the bar. This guy's got to get redemption. This guy's a salty dog. I mean, I personally, yeah, was I in the wrong? No, no. But I mean, I would have dropped that guy on the ground. For sure. Yeah. I mean, but for you, yeah, kill them, but filmed it for you. I want to say. Now it sounds like he's just a random pissed guy. Whatever. I handed the drinks out. Then we went back. I was a little rattle. That was a little like red in the face. I didn't, I didn't want to. I was in such a good mood that I wasn't going to be like, fuck that guy. Then I saw him later. And I went up to him. And I just went, I was wrong. And he goes, you know, I, I appreciate that. Like, I get it. You know, we're coming down from Massachusetts. And I was like, you're not even a fucking loak. Oh, come on. I didn't say that. But I was like, I was like, I'd like to buy you a drink. If I can't, he's down on our driving home. We can't have any more than what we got here. And I'm like, okay, we, we shook hands. It was fine. It's good to squash. It felt good to squash. That's all people really want a lot of the time. Yeah. It's like the acknowledgement that they, they, they feel seen and like validated in how they feel as opposed to you explaining your side to them. Right. But I just, I just, act we asked even though I was not wrong. By the way, when I say I put my arm across, like if you're standing in line facing that way, I went like this. That guy, that guy bought us the drink. And he like took my arm and he was like, get your arm out of my face. It's crazy. It's not like I was like, this thing. I didn't do that. It's pretty crazy to, uh, yeah, I don't know. I mean, he was mad that I, he thought that I almost had cut by proxy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know what he means by like the, I don't know. Yeah. It's not your fault. I didn't ask that guy to buy me the drink. No, no, he's very nice. It's not your fault at all. And that guy was probably on his way to like protest some woman murdered trial or whatever. Yeah. Massachusetts do. The Clancy trial. The Clancy trial. Karen Reed. I said earlier when you were in the meeting, I was like, it was me, Francis and Sean. And I was like, Oh, the, the Clancy Clancy's lawyer just asked for a mistrial. And Francis was like, Kevin Clancy. Oh, you go, you guys hear about this Clancy murder trial. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Only people from Massachusetts care about that. But you guys care enough for the whole nation. Yes, dude. I know everything. Every time I look it up, the video is have like 10 million views. And it's all the fucking central mass people. So it's another. It's another Karen Reed test. It's exactly that. And it's just like, it's sick women like going to the courthouse. It's way worse. Why? It depends on if you, how much you value a cop's life, though. It's cops again. No, no, but if a cop's life equals three children, then it would be equal, which it could. I'm not just saying whatever you value that life as. It was bad. It's bad. They're both bad. I don't know any of the specifics. Yeah, she killed her kids. They think that he did it or a lot of people think that he did it. And she jumped out the window and now she's paralyzed in jail. No, she's not paralyzed or in jail, but close. Well, I don't care. Like my thing about this trial is I don't give a fuck. She is not paralyzed at all. I don't think so at least. She blamed it on postpartum psychosis. Bro, like, this is from ductsbury. That's where you're from. It is. Yeah, it's the deluxe people. Very closely. The deluxeberry trials. The deluxeberry murders. One woman. They're calling her the devil of ductsbury. Her house was too big. No, yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of weird shit. I'm not I'm not saying she did it or he did it or what. But yeah, that's just what happens to girls when they get pregnant. Yeah, that's the thing is like that's definitely not what happened. Postpartum psychosis is like you cannot blame some shit. You cannot blame something on that. No, but I can't blame something of this magnitude on that always psychosis. He's got a lot of sketchy shit too. Like there's a lot of stuff that he's saying that does not make sense. Did you ever see that the true crime doc about the guy who was like having an affair. So he ended up murdering his wife and two kids and buried them in a grain silo. Of course. As if that would just solve. But that's like I think that is what these dudes do. Well, they're like they're like stressed out and they're like I don't know what else to do other than just kill my entire family. I mean what was no worthy about that was that that dude had become obsessed with fitness. And like whenever he got stressed, he would just start working out. Oh, yeah. And I was thinking I was like this morning after I leaving I went to the gym this morning. You did 45 minutes of incline treadmill work. How bad would you what was the incline? What was the rate? I was at 13 incline on 3.5 for 45 minutes. How bad is that a sprint? 3.5. That's nothing crazy. It's not anything over 3 is pretty fucking fast. Well, anyway, I need to lose 10.5. When you have that fucking brace on your leg, it is brother because you got a fucking garment on because you ran into miles in fucking in your Chuck tailors. Doesn't mean that somehow you're some fitness expert. I know a thing or two. Yeah, he has been running. That's what - He's married. - Yeah, yeah. Good, I left the incline treadmill behind. - Well, I hit that. And then I knew I was gonna go wait this afternoon. I mean, I know I'm gonna throw some weight around. - Of course, right? - 'Cause I'm doing two days. And I thought to myself, I was like, boy, that guy who killed his family was working out like this. Am I gonna kill someone? - Hmm. - I started thinking about that. Like, is this level of obsession with working out the first step? - I was like, no. - To be frogs as a kid. - To burying my children in a gray silo? - No, 'cause what probably happened is he probably stopped working. - I don't even know where I'd find a green silo. - No, it's definitely a city. - They have some upstairs. - Yeah. - No, I don't think so, 'cause I think for most people that working out helps, which for him, it seems like it was not helping. (laughing) - You don't really have to-- - I'm almost strong enough to kill them all. (laughing) - Just about there. - And once I get my deadlift to 3A-- - Yeah, working on those grip strength. - I'll finally have the strength to carry my entire family to the top of a grain silo. - Yeah, I mean, that's tough. Do you gotta get like, snow shoe? Like, how did he not fall through the grain? You have snow shoes on or something? (laughing) - That was the smoking gun. - Yeah. He never thought about it. - He never thought about the snow shoe. - That's more training. - I think in like, he had to have some sort of platform. - Cross country skis. - Yeah, something. - Something to help him not-- - Heard calls, like wiring breaches to his feet. (laughing) - It is-- - You're gonna kill your entire family. You've gotta make sure you've got surface area on your shoes. - You have to drink some piss first. - The dude in this, the big reason that everyone's looking at it is because Patrick Clancy, the husband, was like in Costa Rica like three weeks after they all were murdered with like his new girlfriend, who then he ended up marrying. - Oh. - Yeah. - Okay. So similar, maybe he's having an affair and did some drastic shit. - Yeah. - Or she punished him for the affair by killing the entire family. - That's another angle. - It's possible. - It's definitely possible. - It's crazy that some of the guys who like trained to the point of being able to kill someone that you wind up on this, in this no man's land or like you're on a ledger could go either way into like violent murder or like just vigilante justice. Like if he had been caught on another day, maybe he doesn't throw his body into a silo and he like stops someone that attacked his family. And then he gets the gratification of the murder and everything is satisfied, but you don't have to have been the villain. - I think that's a good idea. Have like someone like you like stage home invasions for like, and the people that do them are like deeply suicidal. - Death by home invasion. - It's a wind wind situation. - Death by facsimile home invasion. - Yeah. - Because that's what a lot of people want. A lot of people just want to like stop a home invasion. - That's a really elegant way to go. - A lot of people like that. Everyone that has a gun, they're like, "I'm just waiting for that one day." - Did either of you see the red. - Someone comes in. - Did either of you see the Reggie Watts video? - No. - Oh my god, dude. It's the, it's the crate. Do you know who Reggie Watts is? - No. - He's the guy, he's this guy. - Do I want to see? - Well, yeah, I do know who, I thought that might be who it was. - Do I want to see this video? - I mean, he made a video talking about his girlfriend who had killed herself. And he was like, she picked a really elegant way to have gone out. And I love myself. I think he just started talking. It was just like the most dark and narcissistic video that you could ever imagine. Is he a comedian? - Yes. - But he loves himself. I think he got her hooked on ketamine or something like that. And I think there's maybe been a behavior of that type of, or a cycle of that much behavior. But the video was just, I don't know, the ins and outs of the case, but the video was just extremely disturbing. - What happened with that actress that died? - Oh yeah. - What was that all about? - It happened to me. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know. - Dude, you know that she used to date Vladimir Klitschko? - Oh, the boxer, I forgot. - I thought you actually came with the mayor of Kiev. - Yes. - And is in the streets fighting the Russians? Imagine running into him and an alley. If you're some fucking run in the Russian army. - That's tough. - Six foot nine former heavyweight champion of the world. - And imagine, and she's like four 10. - Yeah. - Yeah. It might have been his brother, by the way. - Vitaly. - I guess those two completely convinced me. - Vitaly or Vladimir Klitschko? - Yeah. - Vitaly, YouTuber? - Yeah, it was Vitaly. (laughing) - By the way. - Frankster. - A lot of, oh. - Do you think Frankster is? - Vladimir, yeah. - Yeah, they suck. - Branking is over. - Yeah. - I think we're past pranking. - We're post-prank. - We are a society post-prank. I think it's just, everyone's too on edge. - It was ever since that. - Don't tell Danny Jockel. - That's true. - She's keeping the flame alive. Did you see that clip of, it was an old clip of action-culture on punks. - Oh, yeah, I've seen that. - Talking about Hillary Duff. - Yeah, it's a bad thing. - She's one of those girls that, - Yeah. - Everyone in Hollywood is waiting for to turn 18. - And then he gets a list. - And the old sequence. - It's a list of girls that are waiting to turn 18. (laughing) - He's like, whoa. - And he says it, yeah, he's just so cocky. - And he murdered, he murdered his ex-girl friend too. - Yes. - Before. - You're waiting to turn 18 because it changes the murder statue. - Yeah. - Did you guys know about this? We have to talk about this on the podcast, right? - Of course. - What? - Ashton Kutcher murdering his ex-girl friend. - He showed up. - Oh, the house. - The house actress. - Yeah. - Who dies from clueless. - No, not Brittany Murphy. - I have no clue. I just know that there was some weird thing where. - He showed up to her house when they were supposed to go in a date and there was blood all over the floor. And I think he thought it was like spilled coffee or some shit like that. He bailed. - Wait, it was, she was killed by a serial killer Michael Garg-Giolo known as the Hollywood Ripper. - Real convenient. Real convenient. - Wow. - He has to be pretty psyched about that name. The Hollywood Ripper. - Yeah. - That's a crazy, yeah, that's right. - We can't be like given serial killer's sick names. Like we have to call them like the gay clown. Like that. Like they can't be like prideful. Like the Hollywood Ripper is like you're going into a bar with like you got a little bit of an ego. - Yeah. - You don't know who I am do you. I'm the Hollywood Ripper. - Yeah. - Drinks on the house. We're big fans of yours here. - The butcher of the story. - The night stalker. - Yeah. - I'm the night stalker. A stalk you in the night. - Legend. - Holy shit, you're actually him. - Can I get selfie? Yeah, can I have to buy you a drink? - If I was like Netflix or like HBO and you're a company that's probably widely relying on true crime documentaries, that's like one of your main sources of output. Like this is the biggest thing they do. - Yeah. - You're probably anti-flock camera. Like if I'm Netflix, I'm donating to anti-flock campaigns. 'Cause like that's gonna kill any potential for there to be a serial killer. - Or unsolved murders. - Exactly. - Or you just get a lot more footage. - But it's kind of like been proven, I feel like that. No one really wants to see these like not crazy. Like no one wants to just watch a documentary about someone getting murdered, in my opinion. - You want there to be some mystery involved? - You want there to be mystery and you want there to be like, you want it to be a crazy case. Like I don't want to just watch random documentaries. - These garden variety murders are boring us. - No, I don't even, they're not boring. It's just like, it's too, it's like weird. It's like more dark, I feel like. - Or just nobody, or I mean, yeah. - I don't know, man. People, at least they were obsessed with serial killers. That was the thing. - No, that's what I'm saying. - I'm saying you need it to be a serial killer. - So, cameras would mean they'd just kill one or two people. - Yeah. - I mean, that is just sick and twisted. - We need them to get away with a lot of it before it. - Why don't they do a documentary about whatever's going on in Austin? 'Cause haven't they killed like 50 just dudes by the lake? - 'Cause that's still going on. - Yes. - That's been happening for years. - Yeah, that has been happening for years. I remember doing Vulcan Gas Company five years ago and people were talking about that. - Yeah, I remember that, I remember that too. - It's still, oh no, active serial killer. - We just shut up, Grock. - Yeah, 'cause AI's like trained not to tell you that anything's bad. - Everything's fine. - Yeah. - Now it's a perfect timing to get a serial killer. - Ever. (laughing) - A serial killer, I've never heard that word before. I'll add that to my vocabulary. - And that's just fine. (laughing) - And that's fine. I love those. I love that like AI tone. So funny. All right. Oh yeah, what happened to Steven the cat? - Oh, wait, we had to call Gillian Wolo. Gillian Wolo came in and used the studio and now Steven the cat is gone. - Did they abuse him on camera? - I heard that they tore it apart. - That would make me so sad and sick, 'cause I don't even know how I could get another Steven the cat. And I don't want to have to put a fatwa on Gillian Wolo, but like we need our cat return. Isn't there a, is there a John Wicks about? Yeah, that is, it is, we need you. I think there's a movie with Key and Peel about going to get a cat. Yes, or that's, or something, there's, no, it is very on, it is very similar to John. We need to mix the Key and Peel movie with John Wick using your training. Mm-hmm. And Gilly and Wally have to go in like taken. Well, they better bring the cat back. I'll be here Wednesday. Gilly, Wally, we want our cat back. No questions. I think Busta Rhymes is in here with them. So also Busta is suspect. We have an eye on Busta Busta. That's pretty cool. I'll Busta him if I have to. Maybe he doesn't return that cat. I like Busta. Return the cat. Cool. Thanks, guys. All right, we'll be back on on Thursday. Goodbye. [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music)