A Good Clip Around The Ear (Ep 197)

This week's episode of Daxchard Numb's podcast brought to you by probably we'll just do stuff to sell again, because it's been a slow and used weekend Bye tag it for stuff now play the intro Yeah, what's up mother fuckers Yeah, what's up mother fuckers. You all very welcome back to another episode of Daxchard Numb's podcast is me Mickey Barton aka Daxchard and him Conor keys aka Yoms. So do you watch the final? I did oh Tell you what was as many shots took as a trunk rail That was my entire gonna definitely not possession 4850 I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to be me trying to be footballer What do you want? What do you want a laugh about first? Well, that's laugh of it I'm getting better. It fucking Trump being male from the Matrix fuck I'm beginning to believe I Know kung fu. I the best of kung fu Fuck was that The the baller time fucking movement was fucking yeah on believe I better get down I'm getting down now Everybody get down they shoot everyone get down take your shoes off He got comfy Maybe kick off my loafers That was a very strange let me get my shoes. Why are they off? He's like so many days of required in his life. I thought he actually was saying fuck. Yeah, I think you said Yeah, fuck when it's not as fight fight. Oh, is it fight a fight apparently? Yeah, but I look like fuck Mac green I was just want to be much make. Sorry. That was one line too far Just ask bogs fucking Canada. Sorry, everything else for question. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, Biden was sorry to hear that Putin had been shot. I am I'm sorry missed Thanks for all this black paint run from the scope I missed him. I could have shot that big old face right there, damn it You smell shit. Oh, they were me Don't know where Biden end up there. It was I don't know. I don't I'm not entirely sure what he sounds like I don't think that Biden knows where he's from these days. Oh sorry. Yes, they're god bless him. God love him But yeah, it's romp. I mean, it's we'll talk about it in death. Obviously in just rabbit known So if you're not a patron that you're not gonna hear much more apart from It's just like just slaggered it off. It's like told me not here much more of it Then he looks like he's reagent. He has to wear a big plaster Joey looks like no, I think I think the plaster could have been smaller. All right I think I was definitely put on an purpose to be that big look. I've seen more blood in the last day of a period. Do you know what I mean? I've had more blood come out of my ear from peccanus Uh, yeah, so I mean that is what we will go into the detail on all the the the crack that happened But as well as that I've seen more blood come out of an ear in clairs accessories So also the reason why I lost my job in clairs I just wonder why you're hanging around clairs accessories gonna pierce it when I'm chuck Stop crying, we go stop fucking ground. I know what you're birthday. You only three fuck up I see just hammering in the fucking the pierce I'm not gonna eat necklace is my my jordan cross the nunchucks and I go from clairs Uh, perl by that did you see if he's seen senator what do you call him? Faderman Little big guy looks like fucking Lurch to the fucking Adam's family. That's John old died. No, he's a democratic senator. Just a reminder over there He said so he's obviously we'll let the call and enter this meeting. Thank you all very much for coming Worse than that it goes. Thank you all very much for coming bang gavel Fucking hell you read the fucking instructions. I want to do you're like these are the people to be far I don't know I can plan it to be for I didn't think bang gavel was the capital of Iraq For a long long time For a long time. I thought it was Every how watch all those movies. Yes, hello bang gavel 2002 I'm going to get me some poop pain Better get down again You get here to come on this time. He fucking hard to come to us. I mean it's It shows you how fucked America is too, right? Trump gets shot The sacred service would like the sacred service from fucking south park And everyone's like that Nobody moved nobody moved Nobody moves. We'll talk about that and the other The other episode but the other one to be fair like you did you watch the the per female sacred service agent Trying to holster a gondon to Trump grab her by the pussy It's not the way out Is she like that to girlying Yippah When they got him into the vehicle She's all the in the hole Scott and trying to put her She got holster gondon and I'm like oh my fucking god like secret service We've always been portrayed by Hollywood not right are the elite of the elite in this woman can't pull one of the watches What do you want to do let her drive fuck up? I mean Just her run the way I'm fucking assassin like I'm pretty. I wouldn't I leave the car Well speaking of assassinations obviously England That's I don't know we'll do it all and the are you more of it? I don't know There wasn't I mean as her wasn't even blatant. I don't know I just feel like part of the shoot and what we being on Did you see the photograph come right afterwards of Obviously obviously photo shot, but it was done so well People were falling for and it was a shot of Trump From here with the ear cut and just a poll above his suit collar ketchup pack and we catch a pie But that's what a lot of people On the other side or believe it happened It's it's it's so you know what the thing about it is XI was going to bed Fall I don't know right because he tried ring on me and I was waiting for you already know Did you already heard or I was watching life fuck right? So that's the fact but I don't think I don't think I've left in the phone Because I couldn't ring no one I'm in the house. I can't answer a call just gonna wake in her up. So Yeah, I can only mask the text forever. So I was like what the fuck I can't and then I didn't know if you were up or not and then when you're phone I was like always up but I could not because I can't remember exactly what I think But I think I wrote something lines of time that right like Like At your first the first word you sent After the muskall was movie What are we later There's fucking there's so much to it. Yeah, wasn't exciting campaign. This is gonna be now We will dissect it as we Joe Joe Biden not known who the fucks who And trope Trump happened to worst sound sound cancel headphones the rest was fucking I know you tell me women's in the sicker service Say I can't keep a secret Gospel wee bitches I'm so cheap and fucking title every center. I'm tired. I didn't even know her name She said the whole thing up. Yeah, she'd be fucking straight straight into the pentagon like well, I And a certain some money. It wasn't shots of those a woman reversing the car into The photo the photo which I still have yet to find out if it's been photoshopped or not not to catch up on But there's a photo where he of course he stood at the end with the first up right but there's a photo where there's a flag behind him And the flags upside down I was usually a saying of distress or whatever so I Was watching leave and I I didn't see any flags. There's always flags hanging Their flags, actually, but I didn't say any flags hanging away anywhere So I assume that was put in as a poster. I can't find the original picture. You can see the guy Taking the photograph. Right, but a different angle. You can't see is there a flag there or something? I didn't see a thing of somebody getting a tattoo of Trump and the flag upside down Of course so I might not it might be some sort of we we've been appropriate on the whole Might feel even I when you stand and pose or photograph. We'll talk about we'll talk about it and just grab it now This is just made it to say fucking become a patron or yeah Still no funny. I mean not because you'll change this day you cancel the tour because it's yeah Okay, yes, I'm what would you call it? I'm again We'll talk about it in the other episode, but it's it's very strange and sad to see that the cancel culture mentality is still there. It's an offstriker to you. So it's sometimes like any side because they were going to deport them They're the portans as they yeah from Austria. They're making the joke So the basic part of the cake for Katie's birthday and Jack Lax's Much of birthday wish and before we blew out the candles. Katie says don't miss Trump the next time So Jack Black did it Maybe it wasn't a west we just tell him Jack Black It was just that's why he was stupid. He was going skimmy me skimmy me Jack Black was Trenton because I thought Jack Black don't realize how when you watch it It's actually the only people who blame Jack Black were the people who don't know there's a band called the nation Understand the ones there's no Jack Black so they thought it was fun, but not wasn't but uh yeah, that's what that's That's the scare. I think that's the scariest fucking part where we are now Well people are like oh, I wish you had a date. I wanted to tell the whole things because It does really bring in the you kind of go at I was the the end of your democracy in America like That's gone. I don't know when you no matter if you're what say to the alien you want to be on When you want the other person actually physically shot dead Well then democracy's over there. I fucking done Uh, as we know from a couple others we know from from a post-conflict society. I just said peace and love Mom told me to be like this Look at us now Speaking of days like this did you see John Su's version of that? I didn't John Su has come up. He did it I was speaking them at the on the ground event last week Uh, I hadn't said them and fuck ten years over and uh So he had put a clip up on Instagram of him in his car singing along. He's a fucking cracking voice like really good singing voice as well as a wrap And uh, he was telling me last week he's he's got it all fucking he got permission all that he's got it all recorded and sampled and when that comes out that's going to be class belt or like Cuz he's singing that down Martin, but so the whole thing sounds great. Sorry. Sorry. That's just reminding me of days Well, look forward to that look forward. There's a good shit edge of John Su. You've very pretty John Um, but yeah, so um, I don't I don't know where this As you say, I don't know the next couple of months is going to be so interesting. Yeah, I think at this stage It's going to need to be a fucking the threat of a world war I think I some next big step after that So not actually a world where I try to prolly won't yeah, yeah, I fucking they'll watch what page we all know All right, let's get under the tables one. Yeah, let's play in the Arabs game To get the playbook. Yeah, uh, so that I don't know what very interesting to see But um, the only good thing was I was a Biden coming out then and saying that you know he would condone all that sort of stuff But then mount of people who were like, no, I wish they had a And I don't like what Biden also fucking problems Instagram Donald Trump is a loser. I'll beat him like the man. The man has been shot Two hours ago three days before he was shot Uh, and I'm paraphrasing here, but basically Biden says Biden said gang gang with the fuck To better not come up in this more fucking well for our next uh our next job is to Uh, pot Trump and under the ball and pot Trump and the bullseye Was the phrase you know, wait you probably didn't mean to say that probably We don't He's probably been watching bullseye before he came out Just how do we like? Here's what you couldn't 180 That's four Donald You must want um, no, I don't I don't know so it's gonna be very It's gonna be an interesting few months, but it's gonna be But Biden obviously didn't mean they didn't say crosshairs for instance, you know, it could have said that Yeah, I'm a very hard for Biden. He but he I get what he wasn't saying was we need to focus more on this no but There is you fucking back because he missed like he knows There is that Tibet and he's be out about rhetoric and like Can you say Fuck how much he was dead, but do you actually what she was that you don't mean it's like it does boils down to And again, I don't think it's changed since I mean Trump's been out for what nearly four years. No, I still don't think it's changed that a lot of people It because I don't like Donald Trump at all right don't like Joe Biden either But the fact that I said don't like Joe Biden means people think I automatically like Trump. Yeah, that's that always man baths Thing is still such a big factor and massive for people all over the world like all over the world The still think that you know, everything was better when Trump wasn't in and you're like couldn't be but it's it's couldn't be any worse than the last four years America's fucked like America's fucked Russia Ukraine fucking Israel. Yeah, Palestine. All those things. I'm all kicked off in the last four years None of it happened on the ground. Yes, COVID. Don't you? I forgot bring back stand up and don't plan like this. That was great Fuck like being a boy again Uh, fuck, don't ever say I don't even jinx it was a fucking bring back the pound and I can What was a miss It was a good day was the weather was nice. Well, well, that was fucking unreal during that day. I three months have solid something Starlight three months ago. I was Um, he was a map that I see here something went. Do you notice how good the weather was whenever they weren't able to control the weather? Jordan never is you're like fuck up. Matt. That's journalism. Peter. Yeah Oh, you get torn apart for that like obviously, but yeah, it's a it's a it's gonna be a fucking it's gonna be an interesting few months I mean, they only they only got a ninth yesterday as the actual candidates. Remember I said the oh, yeah, said in the last Joe forever known. So even when they debated they they weren't The nominees the certified nominees are the ratified. So he was ratified yesterday Um, Annie announced his VP and then They and his VP's uh is did it just saw something this morning that his VP uh Refer to the UK and I under labor as the first Islamic state with a nuclear weapon. This is a mess. Yeah And Australia was something else. Shoot that con. He calls That's y'all he wrote uh He's very Proud of his ulster scots heritage. Oh, you're joking. That you pay some charge for American night. I'm a fuck sack The dopplers are in gonna turn that whole thing into a fucking in the name of the father. We see and what is it? You're gonna be what your joke about it. The hares got our Jerry They had to get involved because when they kept saying orange man bad. I suppose I they couldn't straight up They couldn't keep out that they didn't want that Yeah, Mark was being ruined. So they had to step in. He knew the first guy not slut in the American flag. He'd like to just wait Higher we go when I asked Oh, barely boss. Well, don't worry. Well, uh So he wrote uh, I was actually a best salam book. It was made into uh Ron hired turned it into a movie on Netflix. Uh, the hellbilly allergy Do you know of the hellbilly? I know but the hell yeah, okay That was also Scott's people from here. That's where his link is. He's went through and followed this hole So he wrote the story of the hellbilly allergy. I don't know if it's a fictional thing or whatever it is But it must be of some medium that movie and uh So yeah, that he's he's the guy and and he's actually he doesn't like Trump He's publicly stated the actual I think he called them They were saying today something about he he's America's Hitler So that's what this guy JD Vance has said about Trump. So I mean Trump fucking That's some centrum picking some it doesn't like him. That's that's a uh, uh, I would say that's a bold move To be honest, I don't understand why you do you think that maybe he has he has a big Uh, link to cryptocurrency The guy JD Vance might be very much behind uh the blockchain technology and feature moving forward So that's a good thing because if you're to ask fucking Kamala Harris about blockchain Not gonna happen. Yeah. It seemed to be asked me about it. I mean, what I bet you're not vice president of the fucking server. Not yet You're your vice president. You're vice president. I'm president of the eastern Super impar then gone and say they have a responsible man. I wasn't destruction. Would be on a roof. No, but they're in fucking I don't know what's out of the multiples. I think it's not one. I think I'm through it back in them Uh, so there that's gonna be fucking it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun for you I don't know what's gonna happen with Biden. He's not gonna be ratified until like August. I think I mean, there's already been a lot of talk of Biden not even standing there's been a lot of talk of Well, it's I mean the fact that the last time you saw fucking live TV he called Zelensky potent and then called Kamala Harris Trump In the same fucking speed like yeah, but it was busy that day, Mack. He was busy. Hi busy. Thank you. He's in himself God love him. God love the creator like a lot of things on that day. Hi You can tan a part. I he had bingo a tan I then that In the heart of current drama students convincing. Hello, my baby. Hello, Molly They need to take his maids. It was bad time three o'clock. I I reckon I don't know man I just don't think Joe Biden should he's just too old. I think it'll be the like But he's only a couple years older on Trump, you know, there's nothing but there is a big difference in the cognitive thing But then there was Trump's years are still going on like Uh, but I said in the last episode the people were saying what do you think the debate's gonna be like and I I did say It depends which Joe Biden turns up. Yeah because it depends on the day he is like on the ball. And then the next day he's like, he's literally like a robot on the stage. So after he had made that sort of mistake about Sonansky and Putin, he went in and did a press conference. Unreal. He was brilliant. Like a white highest press conference. Or maybe the day after. And no, the only shitty thing about it is, and this is when you know like fuck me. Much of fixes. He had a list of the journalists that he can call upon for questions. I've seen so he knows and advanced with the question going to be, but he's still able to answer them. And he answered. He didn't take any from Doosie. Peter Doosie, who's the unfortunate name. I know one of them. But he has a bit of a shit. He or French for a bathroom. Yeah. For sure. Doosie. He had his hand up. You know, it was it was plainly awkward. His hand was up for so long. Not called upon once. So Fox, you don't get called upon by the way. You know, that's that's their own prohibitive. But I just thought and actually then instead of even trying to hide that he's calling upon pre-prepared questions, he lifts the list up and goes, next up. And it comes. Yeah. And you're like, for fuck's sake. Well, it was watching a great podcast with Joe Roland and Jimmy Doerr. I don't know this fellow. You're like him. But is the comedian, isn't it? The comedian, like, political comment, commentator and journals. Yeah. Right. Right. But the platoclip of Biden coming off stage. This is from a couple of weeks ago, maybe even a couple months ago. I'm not even too sure how regular Joe Roland post podcast anymore. But there was the play at audio of Jill Biden being like, you did so good. You answered all the questions. That was directly after the debate. Oh, really? So they left. They left there to go to some democratic convention or some sort of thing or maybe it wasn't directly the next day. But it was after the debate. And that's what she talked to him like he was fucking it. Which is insane. Because if Michelle Obama had to talk to Barack like that, he'd have fucking hit her. Shut your mouth, bitch. Too late. Michelle a bit fucking him. That's great. Michelle a bit. I don't know if that was racist. But she has got some fucking set of standards. I should have done a more accurate Barack Obama impression instead of making that generic. You made it a very good deal. Get away. I'll tell you what happened last night right before we went to sleep. I watched a sketch of Wayne Brady on the TV show that I've never seen before. Okay. And that voice made my head all day. Okay. They were saying it's very funny. No. So what happens to the show was Paul Munney, went on it and played this character. But he basically said it was talking about how generic Wayne Brady is. And the reason he success was because white people loved him. And then Wayne Brady was like the fuck. Then met someone that was writing on the newspaper show. Told we was annoyed. The guy contacted the newspaper. It was like I hear that sketch too. Do you want to come back on? And we'll do that. It just gets to it. Okay. And it was it's Wayne Brady. And they've been going out for food. And then it turns out Wayne Brady is like a pamper. I say nothing. Yeah. So he like he shoots up a corner. And so that voice made my head all day. So I'll do it again. You did Barack. You did so good. Oh, shut your mouth, bitch. I will slap the taste out of your mouth. Good. I got a lot of redeemed yourself. Thank you. Last racism drama, the race pamphor more drama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a weekend. What a fucking weekend is right. So yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's Biden's going to be obviously the presumptive nominee. They don't I don't think they confirmed theirs until the second week of August. Right. So I mean, here's the thing. We'll have them in all those debates and then be all joking. He's not even doing it. Or would they? Well, they they I don't think they would because of the main reason why they wouldn't is that if he steps out or steps down between now and the conference and they have to go to a foul national vote again. All the states have to hold a primary, a democratic primary. Right. To pick their nominee. So to be where more democratic that way. Notice where there's normally. All right. So he has been packed by all these. They're just going to ratify him in August. Right. But if he steps down between now and August, I mean, all the premieres have to happen again. And they don't they don't think they'll have the time number one or the resources. But if if he stays from now until August and he's ratified at the conference between August and November, if he steps down for any reason, medical age, whatever it gets to be, the Democrats don't have to run a primary. They can just put anybody they want them. So it's the least democratic way as a face action. So I would imagine that's why I said months ago, I don't think Biden's going to be the nominee. But I think he will be the certified nominee and then drop out of the right about September. I would say they're going to be going to because there's no where I'm only based this from social media and not even really fucking getting stuck into it. But his level of support has definitely fucking plummeted because of supply and weapons. That's real. Oh, like everything he posts up, people are like, you're funded on genocide. You mad bastard. Yeah. Like every comment. Um, so yeah, it feels like it's insane to even fucking have them at this stage. I mean, is anybody, and I don't know, including yourself, does anybody actually believe Joe Biden has run on anything? I love your point. You know, realistically, I know he's the commander in chief allegedly. He's roll of the Torah three times. But Obama's run on things like Obama. This is his third term like Obama has never stepped away. Look, he's still in charge. And he's seen it at one event of one point where Obama came in as about three months ago. Obama came in and basically he was the center of intention and Biden's like two people away from him. And at one point, Biden's like, stop doing that. Yeah. Taking all the time. I saw something the other. It's what you see. Barack Obama called it and basically reenacting that KMP sketch. No. Julia one words. It's the black president checks. He has a white dude checks. Oh, yes. Yeah. And then it's almost almost. Oh, I have seen that the way he treat where he treats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I didn't realize I was, uh, I forgot about that sketch. He treats the white people different in the way. Yeah. Um, I didn't. Yeah. Very good. I like it. I like, I like, I'd barry too. He's good. I'm just kidding. I'm gonna talk about that. No, that's what the guy. He's known as barry. Like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're a friend of Barack Obama, he's barry. Barzo. Baz. I call it baz. I like to call it like baz. I just find a white and strange because sometimes you can see, uh, like the white house correspondents done there. And I am sort of thing. You can love breed people when they're saying a little bit like, ah, barry. And they're saying, I think that's so fucking weird to hear him. They go barry. It's fucking mental. But he's, uh, he's, I always thought Michelle, I said, this month's gonna Michelle is the one that you so popular, like so popular. So, and he can't run again after two terms, can he? No, no. I'm so articulate and so intelligent. And I just don't see why she's not the, she'll be the first female president as well as obviously being black. Yeah. She has all the support of every celebrity and every fucking person on the planet. But not a politician, which like, she's just never been a pilot. But she has a trump. No, never trump. But she has a law background there. So I just find a pack something up back in dinner and the white house all the times. I mean, it's part of the pack up a few things, like, even now, I was going nuts. I find a few fucking a few times. I had been a dinner with fucking so many important. She's like, I know how to get those. Do you live in? Uh, yeah, I do know what you mean. There's no way, you're telling me she hasn't run up behind where I grew up. Just give me the next number of the codes. Just in case you forget. You know what you're like. Put it on the fridge, right? Yeah. Because you know what you're like. You know what you know what you're like if you got milk, remember? I haven't been able to buy milk since I was present. Well, I'm still haven't forgot us. Yeah, I think she would be. So they're talking about Gretchen, Whitmer and Gavin Newsom. Let's be in the two front runners to take over from Biden. I think we're saying Kamala Harris is going to be. She would have. Kamala Harris. We have less popularity than fuck. Oh, she's. If Kamala Harris comes present, like, absolutely, it's all done. It's all finished. Just even listen to Martell Jordan's side, bitch, becomes present on the USA. That's it. Yeah. We are finished. I don't know why we're trying to make a joke. I just know that that was the way thing you told me. But I mean, I was bad enough for Trump in his liberty and all that sort of like, but if you take actually, basically America's version of Kitty Price. She definitely has that thing that Arden Foster had quite a bit as well. Was it the, the, ah, fuck what's the term for it? Was she's laughing all the time? Oh, I see. I'm laughing all the time. And it's like a haine. There's the light. It's the thing. It's called Jupiter's Delight. Right. It's the term for it whenever somebody's fucking lying. Oh, yeah. She is a haine. She never stops that. So I didn't know that was that was the. Yeah. She must be always lying because she is acting and they got all the time. Have you seen? There's a great clip of it. I think it's something as long as three minutes, four minutes of her saying the line. What is it? Um, that's, that's, that's cool forward. Would I have been held back from what came behind or something I guess. So that free is that line. She has said that line. Hundreds. Oh, really. So they just put a clip up on the last four minutes. The lines about two seconds. Right. But there's four minutes of it. That made an over and over. That's glad in the curve. But well, that's it. But see She just seems to have this one grasp of this phrase and that's all she uses, but yeah, she's not going to be late. Because the Joe Rogan thing I was listening to, Jimmy Dore said, and the start he gave was that Trump has about 20 to 25% of the African American vote because of the rolling back on the laws that Biden was involved in putting in and Kamala Harris, but the way he fell in the U.S. and she put it up, and that's what I was asking, would it be fucking insane for them to have her front runner because they would just lose the black vote in the States? Oh, absolutely. That's why I don't think, you know, I just don't know. Maybe she doesn't have always been wrong, many of him, she might be, you know what I mean? The only thing is that. Yeah, but what do you send to me? Of course, I'll send it again. That was what you sent to me, but you were like, have you told me that, because I just said to you in the car park last week I was like, they're going to have to ask them, they're going to have to get rid of them. I was. I'm writing him. What's the lot of numbers? But of Kamala Harris, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think she could ever, I mean, the lay she tells is unbelievable. And then the, that Cacklin that she does when she's caught out in the question, I genuinely believe that our, Trump was bad enough, but Kamala Harris will be the worst. She will have no control of anything, at least Biden, as much as he may be losing his mind. He still has 40 years of fucking, uh, sign of the war against us behind him, like he knows exactly what he was going to wear. He knows it in countries. He knows it'll be a puppet, but I don't think she would even, ah, Jesus, the thought of that kind of thing. I don't understand that Gavin Newsom. Hello, she probably knows it'll be a puppet, too, if Montele had his hand up. She, you better give him that three-pity. Bravo. Oh, I just dance here, it's like fourth-glammed, here's the fucking crime joke. But yeah, so then the, because the whole thing as well, she, in this way, she would also lose the black vote is she, she proclaims herself to be African-American, and Latina. She, she, she not have like a son, but she, she's, she's Indian Jamaican. So her family's India, and I think her father Jamaican or something like that, you know, so she's not African, in that sense, she's not African-American. But yeah, so I don't know, I can't imagine she'd go through. Gavin Newsom is a fucking sleazy wee, can't. He's the governor of California. The ship out there, it's the moment, and then Gretchen, what emergency member, I don't know if it was the, the year of the election, or we were didn't just wrap it all in a minute of time. She was the governor of Michigan, who there was an attempt at kidnapping, over. Do you remember that? She had the one that was shot in the head, no? No, that turned out it was all balls, and she, it's fucking, that basically made it up. Fuck off, seriously. That country's fucked up. That's fucked like it. Oh my God. Right, if you're listening to this from American World Home, get the fuck right there, quick. The 12th was peaceful for fuck's sake. No, no. Chubby. High and full of stones through the Craig and Derry, but share, I have another hot one. That's summer time, just. I saw the black, hotty rolling down the head of a march, people taking photos of. That's how you fucking world peace way you have it here. We have a reconciliation. And the only text that's 30 years, but it does work like that. I don't know how the fuck is going to take America to come with us. So yeah, he's still alive. He's still here. He's still here. He's still here. He's still here. Always listen. He never, I don't think he'll ever, he's not going to step down, so it's going to be interesting to see. Because they need something. There's, I mean, unless you're, during the pandemic, they needed the pandemic for the million ballots and they need something this thing. Right. So that didn't work. Like I said, so the, all the other thing that's left is a state of martial law, which would only come about if there was a world war. Enjoy. That's right. Anyway. England didn't win. Speak the word word. I was happy for a bit of time. Hurray, England, I didn't fuck that. I, I need to talk about, by the way, my week, right, that I'm blaming you for. Okay. Right. Not you. Sorry. Someone else. Someone else we may have. Give me animals. It's why you might have a podcast for you last week. I just find these animals on the street. It's like this. It's like this. And at a whole plan, I was like, I did a class. Right. And then I was like, I'll walk up the street and get the pizza, something up the street. I was like, do you know what? I'll get a weed chip and curry sauce just in case I get real bad munchies. Right. Where you waiting for the pizza? What? Just because I thought I'll eat it. And then when it kicks in, I'll, I'll, I'll eat the fucking, eat the animal, phone of pizza. 15, 20 minutes class. I'll start picking up. Right. We would have to get back to the house. It'll have fucking pizza demolished. Right. Pizza demolished. So at some of the pizza, at a wee bit of the chips, nothing really happened, and I thought you know what? I can handle. I've obviously built up my tolerance. Famous. Famous. Things should be fine. I know. The last, I remember Tex and you go on here. My eyes are freezing. And I can't feel my feet. And you replied, as long as your feet aren't cold, you can, as long as, if you're, no, if your feet were cold and you couldn't feel your eyes, I'm worried. You should be alright. And I'm like, at one point you taxed me and said, I've ordered a pizza, but I've been standing at the front door now for 15 minutes, thinking I'm a god, I'm afraid I've been getting, I was screaming about the signal. And then the next day, right, so I got up with a wide hangover, I fucking Jesus Christ. Instead, I went to the gym and shouldn't say there's public be, but I was driving the car. I shouldn't be in charge of vehicle here. This is from a bad Greg. I go back to the house, had a shower and went, hang me then all, and I was like, I didn't leave my house for 48 hours. I was just fucking numb. And what's on, though? Did you find one was enough? After you figured out the two, two, two. Two, two, two. Two, two, two, two, two. Because then what I did, the other one was I couldn't sleep, because I had, I had one during the day. I was like, no, I'm not still, because the other one here, you're like, alright, and then I had a war off from land and bed, couldn't sleep. And I was like, right, I'll eat another one now, and that'll, I fared off it dead, slept for about 12 hours, class, and then Friday night, right? So I was going out in Saturday in Belfast, and went there drinking, and I was like, I'm going to get away fucking, and by week, I carried the night, I cleaned the house, the house was spotless, right? I was like, what, I cleaned the house clean, I'm going to bury my car, right? And I've told you about the godfather, cocktail. Oh yes, yeah. Try this at home, if I haven't talked about it before, shot a whiskey, shot a desorano, crushed ice, wedge varnish, squeeze it in, mix it up, bosh, right? So I, me and one for myself, and I thought, you know what, I was like, I was like, I can handle the double. So I'll do two whiskey, two desorano, I'll use it. So one of them was the first time I'm a man, and I was like, I'm fucking statement, one of them, junk. So I must be getting real fed or something, one of them, one of them, one of them. Talking about the economy and all of them, fucking, yeah, yeah, fucking, woke up the next day, right? I can remember James that used to work on the podcast, being in my flat, right? Right? Don't know how long he was there for. But I know that he wasn't drinking, but there was three empty bottles of zero percent copperbergs. Right? So I'm like, well, he was here long enough to drink three pint bottles of, you don't know, they'd be in there, right? So I learned about all that, like, you need a, you are dying. I met you in the pub or one o'clock, I'm like, fuck, man, I'm in bits, right? Don't even know what time it was. I thought it was a nice Friday. I thought it was a Friday. Right? Jesus Christ. So, got my shit together, got the bell for us for about two, had a couple of beers on me. And one of them was like, I'd warm beer, I was like, I'm back in the game, all right? I just needed the fucking, hurt the dog, right? So went for a wee pint, done the bottom of the mid street, lovely wee time, got an Uber in the time. How do we paint? And the foundry, I knew you hoteled in the cathedral quarter. Oh, I've seen that. Lovely. That was nice. Right? Next door to Bonson, I thought, well, have a wee burger, liner stomachs here. Right? I went to the hard bar. I went in the gut. I made sure it wasn't down. It was a surprise. You're a fucking piker. It wasn't up the line to walk. Right in the bar. It's up in the dance floor. All right. Hey, Mike. But it's like an eating challenge. You've done it. You've done it dance me. Had one drink in there. It was like, man, I'm real sorry. I need to go home. I'm fucking statement. He was like, well, drink in the house. Like, he's like, obviously, there's loads of drinking in the house. Fucking keep drinking. Oh, three pints. He's just statement. No. So he might have been drinking, because I was late. He might have had a few cans in the house before I got there. Right. I'm not too sure. So he went back to the house and I was like, here, have you got the serrano? And he goes to do it. I went right with a bad bag of oranges. Really a fucking taste. That's what we'll be headed. Right? So I had been pouring out the doubles. And he went, the fuck are you doing? Like, oh, Mac and doubles, but you're using the doubles and I went a lot of neck sense. Right? Oh, you got quadruples. And the second quadruple whiskey's with quadruple, the serrano's. And black, the fuck are, like, I wonder where you get drunk. Fucking, don't remember a fucking thing. James bought me a bottle of red breath. I didn't know, but it's why we'll go up the next morning with the fucking bottle whiskey in my house. No clue. No clue. Oh, I'm all late. [BLANK_AUDIO] Pure fear like to go to all the horrors. Who'd you talking to yeah phone? I'm gonna be the fuck name actually put it like I heard of my fucking out of my skull Maybe these laps that they sent are relatively early. I hope yeah, yeah, so I'm more I started I'm more worried about the Friday. So what the fuck? I do in the house of my own like it's bad when you get the fear and you didn't leave your own fucking living room like That's only you could do Fuck it when I was dying and then so you had no idea where the bottle of whiskey came from. I think James bullet runs the present Box a brownie bottle of whiskey in there. And it's not be touched Right and then me looking at the bottle of James and the bottle of this Ronald will like fuck you put a cord in not make it like What is this a Ronald? It's like cherry is a cherry the cure. Do you call it cherry because cherry is not right? Okay, but it that's not a matter flavor. It's you it's that nice you could drink a godfather Oh fuck don't know what's going to swear to god. You can do it. That's I swear. It's fucking but that's the problem with it It's so tasty. You're like oh more So you're in four shots. I mean he had drinks more glass like Like I if I bought on the bubble of an 40-pound To the main the 40 weren't drink 45 in the glass But I mean when you were drinking it didn't fade like I was like oh fuck. That's why it's strong There was one right I think I accidentally poured way too much. I think it did it It plus we like I went one two three four whiskeys one two three four deserollos. Not no one I was already Grubbles of Because I just want no Actually had 16 drinks. That's the last thing I remember was James was there So I for James in the house and I was talking to him. I was pouring drink and then when I already put whiskey in that I think I forgot I remember getting James a taste it and him going that's lovely and sat in the down And I was like you can drink it like you still drive home on that and he's like no Remember that's nice Do you know why he was there I was a mom right for the crack That's good Stocious on fucking Stocious and then Sunday when I I couldn't even finish a boot. I've never been defeated by Radio in my life Yeah, yeah, oh couldn't even finish it Oh, you know what's bad like it was about it. No, this is this is there. There's my argument for weed I think as much as you could take the worst going to happen that you're gonna wake up very tired But you're gonna remember everything you're gonna know everything that happens see that crack of the black hoots I fucking yeah, that's I'd say the horrors are going who was I talking? I and what did I say and that's that's definitely one where I'm like I think I took the idea for a fucking podcast series that involves me just fighting people I'm pretty sure a GM was like we can film that I know people and I'm like, I'd be at the fuck I don't make some cake Like I think that's pretty much what's going on my mouth, right? But even that like the next day on my mate was like just text me like fuck them godfuck I know it was your friend. Oh I was bad look what they've done to my boy and you know how this is how fucking bad I was on Sunday couldn't finish it Freedom and add a jambal in the way back to car. Oh, I parked up Run them back to the Empire walk to buddham botanik. Mm-hmm. No, I did go fucking mad with the order Okay, like watching the pericode. He tried to fucking wrap it Maybe shotgun. It's like something trying to make a bed And then got a jambal in a center and at that and away rid of Dan, I'm fucking after the bridge. Oh, I thought it was a weird. I wasn't full of food It was just like I'm too sick to date this Energy needed to require to coordinate the foil get the right back home and lurking covered in pastry So that's me off it Well then but I have just been invited to the pub because I was in the old iron final so I have to Yeah, I'm going to bar and be a glory hunter Did you go? It was not yet. It's two weeks ago. Oh You didn't go to that. Oh yeah, that's every fan you didn't watch out the weekend. No. Oh, you're just gonna turn up to the final All right This is a money added for me. That's what you do. Right. You're weird. Yeah Chucky are my or whatever. No, I say I don't I genuinely have no The only reason I want to go is the last time that I want the all Ireland lurgen became fucking kind of al I would love to be already out for that That did happen in I remember to own one that's in 2003 that the year you beat Armour the year two because I I think it was I think I Yeah, there's no three. Oh wait. Oh three. It wasn't yeah because Armour won't 2002. I think And that's when the whole time went fucking but like they put a triathlon on the PlayStation world class I remember I'll not name the name, but I remember I felt I know fucking climbing up to the top of the courthouse And you know how high up the fuck I think up the top of that to put a fuck off I excited and then the next year was Not on me. I tell me over and The next year was the year that Armour was planned to run in the final mm-hmm And my mom was like my dad was like I'll take him to the pub with Tell you all those friends it's called 16 like And with that I was like fuck shit and we got to the pub and he went there's 20 or 30. However, it was you I don't want to see your fucking face rest as there And I got that drunk. I've told this before for sure. I haven't told you before I got that drunk I was like I can't let my massive legacy. I'm gonna walk home and sober up, right? And I remember when you had enough money that for two packets of McCoy's would two The eight-jent eight McCoy's Do you know what you're saying you it's something I think about all the time. It would be a teenager and just not having any money Oh, you just couldn't do anything like that was it? But I walked home some appearance drive past me laughing And then I got to the front door of the house and opened the front door macaque All right, and my mom's at the top of the stairs and she went party Bartlett I child can't even fucking talk For 30 quenching I try to do that today. You can't do that. It's just out of time-drager. Oh But I remember as well. I think it was probably why I didn't drink Harper with 15 years Um until it started paying. I and I also remember not even giving a fucker with the match Right. Yeah, and I mean I mean like land all sad cram and I was like I better look like I'm annoyed too And I put my head on the table and then like slap for weed Um, but it's hard for a lot of them off it. What that said on two weeks is 28th or 28th tonight Um No, we said that I was more in the science because we're just fucking yeah, our flow was exactly kev Uh No, no, have you forgot that you're gigging in the 20th of july? I'm a gigging 20th. Where No, I'm not where where I'm a gigging dealies. No, we're from the county Oh the fucking story I loved being a bear about you since 4th or 3th in august We get out there's august Oh, I'm not quite right then. No, I'm also not worth the drink. Is the way I'm doing that weekend sober? No, I'm not gonna let him. Were you fucking animals? Oh, dude, I'm not being sober in the way. Hi You just might have to stay sober during the match until you're sad sober, but that's really you fucking performed drunk before No, I'm professional. We'd never do that. No, you're the only one who can perform drunk Nobody else can destroy. I'm like myself. Part of that time. We called them megstand. But july. I was pretty bad That's how I'm really start clipping. I've got a party stay. There's one of those bandwants. No That was gold That was racist though parties that like 2000 whatever 2020 whatever but two years ago. I dragged all day. I thought I'll be ground for Lavry's like and then got the Lavry's and I was like I need to go on first. I can't just know I can't last so like Is that the night you were in the fucking common market trying to get everybody to dance with nobody with dance on me? No, that was the year after. People were dancing with me It's just the video was the second time running whatever it was over it First time running it was killing it. Shoma comas are he'll tell it. Right, okay No, this is the time whenever I got off to go on stage and the mic cord is wrapped around the stand and I like kicked the mic stand over And then I was like fuck sec. Well, I go as well as I'm gonna pay a try to talk about you know A racism's bad in other words you'll be happy. That fucking joy trip And it was the one laugh I got the whole set. I remember coming off the edge going here I was alright. That was fucking. I was funny. Oh, and then watch it back a bit a week later and I'm like out Yeah, it's like me coming off the stage after Edinburgh. I think I was already I just ran over But you didn't call a mic stand a fucking You didn't shout a racial slur I know, but I ran over like I'm supposed to be seven minutes at a 25 I don't even know some of that bad. I'm thought a done five without used to be called that that's not good to be further That also used to be called doing a Mickey. So I mean talk to me whatever you for it started saying bad real bad bad words like This is another thing I need to talk to you about if no set them off it or not join anymore So Sunday night, right finish off the whole week. This is for the football. You were watching just watch the football All right, what's the first half of the match? And I didn't really care anymore, right started playing plays these And I was so hungover I drank about 15 tens of coke Typical thing I do them hungover ago, and I eat this and eat this and then I have one pint of water and go I just need good water the whole time So couldn't fucking settle on what I needed writing. That's not working. That's not working. That's not working God in the bed couldn't sleep a wink right and think I got a bit of an hour sleep once on that night So last night I was like, "I'm gonna have a wee head of the weed vip, I'm gonna put it in my bedroom so that I smoke it before I go to sleep, so that I don't do anything stupid like a order of pizza." Alright, I've put half a stone back on, I can't be out of that yet, I need to get fucking hell with it again. - Welcome to my world. - Back in the gym, right? Fucking puff away in the weed vip, and I'm like, "I'll just look at tech talk for a second." Then all of a sudden, let's just do those videos and people doing the ASMR cooking videos. And then when I'm fucking two in the morning, I heard myself go, "Fuckin' bad at you, come." So when you meet this big bearded pips sandwich thing, I'm like, "Fuckin' bad at you, boss." I'm like, "Fuckin' bad at you, bitch." - Do I need that? - I need to go to like a retreat or something. - Or even a meeting. - If anybody knows. - Fucking stomach words, you know? - Yeah, I need to do that too. - When I'm with your essay, but I need you to, yeah, once a week. - There was a, yeah, there's a lot of food consumed in the last seven days. - Ah, shock, I'm like. - The last month since I've been home, I've done some seriously fucking bad eating. - And you were in a middle of a fucking boxing camp in the middle of that, too. - It's so fucking warm. - Technically. - Yeah, no, I mean, I've said you before, that's the reason why I'm so fucking bad. If I don't think we've had a bit of a tense tone, it's just constant fucking nighttime. - Whatever that feeling is of the munchies of mine, I'm eating like fuck. - And I don't feel full. - Nothing felt so, yeah. - And there's something about, and this might sound perverted. I kinda like the way it fades when you're swallowing stuff when you're stoned. - Generally, 'cause Julie, you ever get when you're stoned in like, well, problem, I don't know. Where you're swallowing something and your body can feel it, and you're like, you haven't chewed down enough, you choke on your butt, and then you swallow it, and you go survived. That's fucking, that's wrong, not adrenaline rush again. - No, I'm not really there. - So the rounds are mad man there, I don't fucking hear it. - It's a fucking, it's the weirdest self-harm I've ever heard of in my life. - Class, there's something about it, you're like, let's see if I can live myself. - Let's do it again. - You're gonna choke yourself on foot, pastels. - You wanna see the mad sex off of me tonight, man? - I can do awesome on a 12 inch, but that's some way as we see it. - No, no, no, no, just you with. - Mar and R, it's also with my channel. - It doesn't meet balls anymore. - Give me the balls. - You still here? Fuck off. - So you've mastered that skill, no, as well? - That's the other thing you've mastered, no, it's the Eaton. - I've been good at it for years. - You've got that, that. - What's up with that? - Guess it's off. - I'm right, ladies. - Yeah, that was that, sorry. - I just took your clad-author, Pastor. - You're gonna be happy. - So you're a class, what the fuck's up? - I don't know, I'm talking about that. - Here, let's get the fuck out of here. - Where'd you find that? - I couldn't have been heading down there somewhere. Come on, we'll go before we get in trouble. - Yeah. - No, we're gonna get in trouble. We'll never get in trouble. We're very good boys. - Speak for yourself. Live podcast on the 17th of August. My tour starts in September. Waterfront hall, landing form, special landing form. You're the only ones that aren't really fucking peckin' up a slack here. Derry, so how do you call them? Fuck on them by your target. - And the podcast too, because if you don't buy tickets, it'll be the fucking last podcast that ever happened. - There you go. - Yeah, what he said. - I don't mean like, we'll just stop or be dead, huh? - Yeah. - We might have no choice. You take off there. - We're dancing out of a job. (laughing) - Like, dancing alone. - I think we might new game. I was just trying to think of anything that isn't there. (laughing) Just to see how many I can get. (laughing) Bullying, really. Sorry, I never love you. Right, thanks for listening. - So what's next week? - We're going on a pit. What, you wanna say something else? - Nah, sorry. - I was in the middle of a Cheerio. - If we're in the middle of a Cheerio, and you know what happened there, I went one step too far. - Oh, you forgot who the fuck you are, are you? - Sorry, I forgot who was in charge. - You still haven't placed yourself? - That's one of those sex months, you see? - No. - Sorry, sorry. - By the way, it's your turn for the deliveries. Will you make it out there? (laughing) - Well, we have the pantry. I'll know you do some questions. We'll do just where I'm in all interviews. We'll see you later. Bye-bye.