A Few Days of Nastiness: Wednesday, September 9th, 2026

♪ Good morning girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Wednesday. Yeah, that's right, an early hump day thanks to Labor Day. Hope everyone's having a great day. The Toast is back two dirs in a row. How you doing, Jax? I'm doing good. I didn't realize that was happening, that it was a Wednesday. I know, it's like, what are we doing this weekend? Midweek is upon us. What are we doing this weekend? We are Rosh Hashanah-ing. Oh, right. I totally like keep slipping my mind. I gotta get outfits for shul. Yeah, so we have a meaningful weekend, not like bus club, another bus. Beach club. Another club. Another beach club, no. We'll be pious women, but until then. As we usually are. Yes, and also, as you guys know, if you've been listening to this show for the eight years we've been doing it, the days in between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur are like very sacred days in our religion. Yeah, there's two holidays. Usually, I think it's nine days between them. Yeah, there's ten days apart, and they're called the days, and those are the days where you are either written into the book of life for the following year. You must be honest. So you're on your best behavior. I think it's like a kin to Lent, where you like give something up. No, we don't give something up. You just. No, no, I'm saying it's akin to Lent if you're trying to relate, like you're on your best behavior, like proving I can do it. That you should live another year. Yeah, so let me just get all my. So it's actually a bummer with the toast just coming back that we're gonna have to sort of zip it in a couple days and like not talk our shit. We still have a few more shows, like to be the nastiest versions of ourselves, and I think we can do it. I think so, too. So just let it all out, okay? And we'll be better next year, Hashem. Yeah. We, um, I probably like look so tired, and you probably are wondering why I'm wearing my Dairy Boy tennis sweater. I can tell you exactly what's happening over there. Yeah. You stayed up late watching the US Open. Not even. I like missed so many good parts. I'm sorry, like a match that started at 11. Girl, like, you know I was asleep. And it was just like a, it was kind of a big night. It was, first of all, Battle of the Female Billionaires. Did I tell you that two girls. The other girls. And it was just a billionaire, too. Did I tell you that? Yeah, so the two billionaires played last night. A billionaire won. Which one? It was Jess Pagula. And then, like, the match of the century, my boyfriend Ben Shelton versus everyone else's boyfriend, Al Graves, started at 11. Like, I didn't even get to see one minute of it. Like, I'm like, 11? I've got to bed at 11 since I'm like 17. It was just absurd. And I missed the whole thing. It was apparently a game for the ages. It ended at 3:00 a.m. Ben Shelton won, like, the upset of the century. Well, not upset, because like, we're happy. He's American. And apparently, like, the stadium was just going nuts for him. Like, Al Graves never could have won. Also, Al Graves threw up mid-match. And I actually saw the saddest video. Like, he knew he was going to throw up. He was in his seat. And he, like, has, you know when you're, like, sick and you have, like, a bowl. Like, he had his towel. And the cameraman's, like, in his face. And he's like, "Go away." And you could see he's so sick. He's like, "It's about to come out." And he's like, "Go away, go away." And the cameraman, like, won't fuck off. And I know it's his job, but it's like, he can't even, he can't even throw up in private. Like, it was actually, like, the saddest video I've ever seen in my life. That is sad. That is sad. That would never happen. That would never happen at Wimbledon. No, never. The Woman Beater plays tonight. Must miss. So if anybody, like, wants me to watch something tonight, let me know, because I'm free. What's on deck for tonight? Nothing. I actually, I don't know what to watch next. I was going to ask the audience. Like, I almost started DCC last night, but then I was like, you know what? I'm tired. I think I'll go to sleep. And we're so late. I watch it, like, for personal enjoyment. I love the show, and I love the girls. But I think I went to bed, like, by 9 p.m. I was just like, I'm going to take the win. Going to bed is everything. Except I think I have a problem where I don't know how to physically sleep, because I've pulled my back out again from, like, I woke up with my back out. And when I'm sleeping, I know I'm doing it badly. Like, I know I'm in positions that are going to fuck with me. And, like, I think I need to take a sleeping class of, like, what's the problem? And it's like, what's the right way to sleep if I don't want to sleep on my belly? Which sometimes I do. But, like, if I want to sleep on my side, and I shouldn't, like, tuck my shoulder all the way up to my ear, like, how should I sleep? You just kind of need to relax. It sounds like you're holding a lot of tension in your neck. The thing is, I hold a lot of tension, but, like, the tension is what keeps me together. You know? Yeah. My tension is in my jaw. You ever, like, throughout the day just realize you're clenching so fucking hard? I feel like that also, like, causes wrinkles, and it's bad for your teeth. That's where I hold it, like, right here. I'm going to get jowls. I don't want to be less tense. Okay. Like, that keeps this bus moving. Okay. But I should be so willy-nilly. I think my free spirit definitely keeps my bus moving. Are you a free spirit? The thing is, it's like, I feel like we always ask these questions, like, are you this? Are you that? And it's like, every day I'm different, you know? And in some ways, I am free-spirited, and in other ways, I am not. I'm a very caged spirit. Yeah, I feel like these, like, personality quizzes, you know? I don't fall into them. Like, literally, depending on how I slept the night before, I'm a different person today than I was yesterday. But part of being a podcaster is constantly identifying your personality traits. Yeah, Enneagram. What number am I? I always forget three. You're a three, which is classic three. Is it? To always forget. Yeah, Jackie's a one. I'm an Enneagram one. Like I said, the tension holds it together. Oh, let's talk about the major success that was yesterday's episode. Like, everyone was so excited. I know you're not on TikTok, but, like, oh, my God. What were they saying? Getting, oh, war is over. So many TikToks. Our episode was, like, number four overall. Like, we're literally so fucking back. I love being missed. I hate feeling like, oh, yeah, those girls do the show every day. Like, enough of them. And then it's like, oh, my God, every day. Like, it was just, I need to bottle up the feeling of being so adored, because it's very frequent. It is. It is. It is. I'm sure soon, you know, they'll be back. Yeah, they'll be hitting us again. What are these stories? Bad take. I need to bottle up. I need to bottle up. I need to bottle up. That feeling of adoration and, like, wear it as a perfume once a week. Yeah. Yeah. We're back. And today, DTQ, don't worry. I've selected, oh, my, they were cracking me up. I also want to shout out, there was a girl who wrote in. I'm not going to choose it, but I just felt like, because, like, I didn't think it would be good content, but I want to, if you're hearing this, if you wrote in about your wedding dress. She basically, like, she sent us pictures. She was like, I picked this dress out with my mom and, like, made this most amazing memory. I don't know. The mom might have passed away or something, but, like, the mom. And then she went back to the store with her mother-in-law and, like, ended up finding a dress that she likes even more. And she's like, should I wear the other dress to preserve the memory of my mom or the new dress? And I was going to say, of course, like, you know, how different can they be? Wear the one with your mom. Let me tell you, body was T in the second one. And your mother would want you to show off that bod in the second one. So to the girl who wrote in, wear the dress that your mother-in-law picked out. Who cares? I agree. But also, are you sure the mother passed? It sounded like you sort of added that. I just, like, I don't really recall, but the story makes more sense if the mom's dead. I guess, but maybe it's also just, like, it also makes sense if she's alive and it's, like. Like, war of the, you know, they would both be. Either way, body T wins. Yeah. Body-ody-ody. No, the best dress wins. Honestly, I didn't know what you were working with when I saw the first picture. And then the second picture, I said, oh, that's what she's working with. The best dress wins, period. Politics aside. So it was, like, a little bonus. We do have three other submissions that were making me crack. I was, like, cracking up this morning. You were looking forward to it as well? I realized that I was so excited to record because I really am looking forward to cracking up. Me as well. I can go for a crack. Yeah, it's such a good feeling. Something was cracking me up. Oh, that reel. The toast is my crack pipe. That's beautiful. The reel that I sent you that Ben had reposted of, like, your nightmare when you're in the bathroom. When you're, like, in a bathroom stall. You sent it to me this morning? No, no, no. A couple days ago. I think that was the last. Oh, my. You were thinking this morning about a reel you sent me? No, no. I was thinking about the last time I, like, cracked up, like, to oblivion. Oh, the last time I actually cracked up to oblivion was right before this, watching Tim Dillon do Lindsay Clancy. Oh, my God. I keep seeing these clips. I should just sit down and watch the whole episode because every clip is making me crack up. And he was talking about, like, do you think the kids who are being brought to the courthouse wonder what they're doing there? Like, it was seriously, it was cracking me up. I won't do it justice, but that's on my content list. And you should just watch that episode in full because the clips are really bringing me joy. It sounds like he's speaking to you. You found a lone friend in the trial. And he said he's really impressed that Lindsay Clancy, like, freed herself from the shackles of domesticity, like, in kind of a unique and special way. Unique and special, for sure. He was being really funny. Yeah. That's good stuff. So the stories today, I'm sure we have, like, a little bit of spillage. A little bit of spillage, yes. There was two stories from yesterday that we didn't get to talk about that, like, still are more significant, I think, than what the Drek that came up today. Right, right. But we are already back to Drek, which is insane. And I go. Go back to Drek. It's insane that day two, like, there's Drek once again. Food news? Any food? No, no, no. No, I tried to, like, make it seem normal. and and hopefully you guys don't even like know hopefully I put on such like a good spin that you guys don't even know what I think is dreck but just know I think we're gonna be able to figure it out no like it's just it just really took a nose dive so fast from like I thought we had at least like three days of stories abounding yeah right right but no the thing is yesterday's episode was two hours maybe we should have made it one hour so that we would have saved but like we couldn't because I also didn't see and I'm grateful like a lot of comments yesterday I did not see being like why don't you talk about blah blah blah like I felt like we covered the topic we covered I think so too so let's see what today has in store is all I'll say I make let's see what fresh hell this morning brings I make no promise fresh dreck the fast time dreck you need to know and you guys might not have even noticed yesterday's episode was so dramatic like in the middle of it Jackie's power went out my power went out I thought we like blew a fuse because my studio like couldn't handle us being back but turns out us being like so on on fire like popping off lights camera action no the whole neighborhood went out for outage a couple minutes and then it came back so we were able to resume but it was like kind of scary like are we gonna go we almost lost all of our footage also this is like storm season in Florida every day there's a it's usually in the afternoon in the evening but I think the storm from two days ago really sort of rattled the grid and like yesterday morning I think we were feeling some aftershocks are you gonna make a chili my stove isn't working yet so no um today my stove is you can get a hot plate or Jackie you do a crock pot chili I could do a crack don't you make chili in the crock pot it's so true sometimes stove sometimes crock pot but that's an amazing suggestion however I don't think I can make a chili because my back is out so I don't think I could be like standing up in the kitchen for that long but that's the thing about chili like you just let it simmer chopping onions the mise en place but every day I say the stove is getting fixed today I think today is the day well you know I lived through most of COVID without a stove do you know that no I don't know that why like the the gas line in my building um my old building went out like the day before COVID started and they were like it's gonna be months so I didn't have um I used a hot plate which like is a hot plate like just a stove like a burner yeah it wasn't that big of a deal stove but it being COVID like didn't help that's a big deal for Ben yeah it was actually you know what I'm minimizing my own trauma like it was a big deal it's really crazy um it's really frustrating we can't make eggs every morning we usually make eggs every morning and now we can't like for the last week so I've been I made egg bites in the oven at least we still have the also good also good yeah yeah but like I don't know you know actually one of my favorite content creators um on TikTok whose name like completely I have no idea what it is but she's my favorite she's like here's what I made for the week and she makes like insane amounts of food and I'm like I don't know I don't know she has like five kids and her oven was out for like the last month wait Claudia I think I saw what she made when her oven came back oh well she had gotten this like kind of stove top oven to make her she makes egg bites she makes bread she makes like a ton of shit like I think I saw I think her new oven and stove I think I encountered her yesterday because she was like I just got my new oven like meal prep I love her for the meal prep for the week for the week and it was amazing stuff she put the hot dogs in the corn muffins yes she makes muffins of the week she makes egg bites of the week she makes um like a million different breads she makes a lot of sourdough sandwich bread and then she does like a special flavor um she made egg salad because her son asked for egg salad for lunch that week and she actually really inspired me like I haven't done it yet but like I will she was like I always have like these huge plastic trays of like charcuterie and fruit she's like I just leave them out and she's like the kids do eat it like yeah I saw and she said for the first time she added um edamame not edamame or snap yes yes I saw that as well and you know what like I am gonna do that because cutting fruit for every meal is like so annoying yeah that's whereas if you meal prep yeah I've heard that it's like really influencing me I've heard that if you leave like a plate of like fruits and veggies I mean veggies the fruits obviously like the kids will eat but apparently if you leave like veggies like eventually they'll eat it but I can't really do that because Bruno will eat it yesterday I was carving up a rotisserie chicken and I gave Harry like a bone because he wanted to eat the meat off the bone which was exciting so cute and I literally turned around and Bruno got it and he didn't even chew Claudia I couldn't get it out of his mouth he's oh my god how is he gonna pass it I don't know TBD you better watch out for that TBD I told Zach if you find a chicken bone a whole chicken bone that's what it is don't be alarmed it was the craziest thing I was I was a little bit happy for him because you know he deserves it but they say like dogs shouldn't have chicken bones or something oh please they're fine they're Bruno will be fine has a stomach of steel and speaking of Romeo uh he's at his grandparents of course I had him the whole summer I just want credit for that um but of course the second we got home we had lunch with Ben's parents and they were like do you want us to take Romeo and I was like yeah that's a great idea yeah actually I do so I'll see you in a couple of weeks Romeo rodeo well I also want to give a little bit of a Bruno update because last we spoke like he was majorly enormous suffering in the Hamptons from childhood obesity Bruno is thriving Bruno is thriving Bruno got a haircut he looks like his young sprightly self there's something about the Hamptons that are so terrible for Bruno like he looks bad he feels bad he acts bad it's so bad for him there and then we come home and it's the same old broody and well we also both dogs at the end of the summer ended up looking like a mess because I didn't even tell you guys that kind of cardboard nightmare happened to me I set up a grooming session for the dogs um Bruno and Romeo and at the beginning of summer and it was such a great start to the summer and I was like I'm gonna service like honestly but the thing is everything in the Hamptons is just like 10x pricing what it would be so I did it all on my phone it was like this mobile service they were literally so nice and they did an amazing job like I don't have any they did the ticks they did everything um and then I was like you know getting my mobile receipt like I had they had my credit card guys two dog grooming sessions like I can't I'm like ashamed to even say that it was almost 800 for two dogs to get groomed I said Jackie we are not getting a sit like a one more grooming so by the time we left they hadn't been groomed in like eight weeks they both looked horrible Romeo still hasn't been groomed they looked horrible Bruno has been groomed Bruno is like thriving in the new house and he's just back to his old Bruce self so I just want to update everyone like that's good we have stabilized yeah and I actually haven't stabilized since the $800 like and I texted them and I couldn't believe it and I guess what they told me they were like yeah it's like 250 each and then like tax tip I guess maybe we like upgraded with the nail clipping and we're like yeah it's like 250 each and then like tax tip I guess maybe whatever like add-ons anal glands $800 I almost choked that's insane because that's $400 per pub which is more than I would pay for a haircut for myself for myself yeah of course me and my face framing layers like they did get face framing layers though they did and they looked great but I honestly I couldn't believe it yeah so we have a lot to do direct to get through and toasters to deer I am open and available to getting started if you are available because like always we could always you know go back of course so without further ado to do to do it is time for the fast five stories that you don't do need to know and the fast five stories you need to know are brought to you by hulu original series chad powers yeah with an all new season new season is now streaming on hulu what I'm gonna watch and hulu on disney plus glenn powell is back as the oddball athletic superstar chad powers but he's got a secret chad's actually the disgraced quarterback russ holiday and the only people who know his true identity are his best friend danny and coach ricky the head 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So Caleb from Love Island USA, who was definitely a fan favorite, maybe not an Islander favorite. Islander favorite. He just booked an ad campaign for Alex Earle's Real Activiste, her skincare line. He is like the first celeb face that's not her of the line. This feels so random to me. Like I was so, people were gagged. I was like, yeah, I guess. But like, I want to say, I love the idea of Real Activiste, like entering the Skims road space where you're getting, it shouldn't all be on Alex and a really good celebrity founded brand. Eventually, like as a, what's the word help? Like delegates. No, eventually like it has nothing to do with the celebrity founder. People forget Fabletics was started by Kate Hudson. You know what I mean? Like eventually it's like built on the back of that celebrity, but then it exists completely on its own without. And I think like bringing in other models, other spokespeople, not every photo shoot being Alex Earl is great. This one feels random. Like I can't lie. And also I feel like the Caleb, I think that they're limited in when they could like do stuff. I think they had to wait for the reunion or whatever. This just feels like kind of late and random. Yeah. I am no longer like on the pulse of what's happening with the love Island people after the villa. But I guess beyond the villa, Caleb got a lot of followers. Yeah. I think he like got one of the most for the men, like in sort of a, a Jalen sort of Jalen. I think honestly do it's never too late to do a skincare campaign with Jalen. No, actually it might be too late. What's his last name? Oh, McDaniel. Oh, he does have 1.5 million on Tik Tok, which is crazy because I think the winner, which is, I think she has the most Trinity. She has three, six, like how much does like rice have? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say for the men, cause the women always get more, they're just more interesting. Of course, Bryce, Alec, I one nine. So yeah. So he got a lot of followers considering his role on the show. Well, maybe because everybody felt the great injustice that was nobody giving him the time of day. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So happy for him. And so Alex and Ray, I'll have started like this new campaign, like dirty thoughts, clean skin. And I guess it's just like hot guys doing skincare in the new. And I love, I love it being men. Like, I love that. I think that this is a great. Revenue for them to go down. It's like, how can we double like a Gen Z version of like what Skims was doing? How can we double our revenue? Cater to men? Who else has skin? Yeah, this is a great idea. And I guess like, this is very Gen Z, like topical. I also have like completely fallen off. I'm not only am I not interested in what the Love Island Villa mates are up to, like, I genuinely wish them the worst for how they ruined my summer. Like I, I want nothing to do with them. I know. But Claudia, I guess people are still engaging. I watched the reunion. Oh, you did? I did. Because like, I'm going to put this together. I'm going to put this together. nothing to do with them i know but i guess people are still engaging i watched the reunion oh you did i did because like i'm gonna put i'm gonna close up shop here of course i want to see like what happened um and it was very strange i don't really know what my takeaway is i think like kata got a lot of hate she like said something sort of like this i saw she got dropped from like a charity event yeah she's being like she said something like sort of i guess anti-feminist like because queen what did she say she caleb and jayden is that the name of his lady from casa sure you know the blonde girl yeah i know her so like they were already fighting on the show like they were seriously like the worst couple but then they got they left the villa and i think they like had a hard time seeing each other but they were still in touch he was like sort of leading her on like making her think that they're together but he was also like saying that he didn't want to be together just like mixed signals i think just like being immature and then they um and they had like hooked up the day after they left the villa when they were in that hotel like they had sex oh and then that's weird they like couldn't stand each other in the villa it was like a month and a half they didn't see each other they're like you know on the phone like you know mixed signals whatever he's like i think he blew up and was just sort of like yeah bye gotta go jayden and then they saw each other again in the hamptons like i guess a month month and a half later and they had sex again oh and then she was like still railing on him for like leading her on and all this stuff all of his behavior and like kata said something she was like did she say like well why'd you keep having sex yeah she said like well it takes two people to have sex you made that choice okay i just want to say that's my queen right there like bring back accountability it takes two people to have sex yeah so it's that it sounded like she was sort of like slut shaming her i didn't take it that way no that's not slut shaming it's just like you can't be so mad at someone if you're also actively engaging and rewarding that negative behavior yeah yeah like so that was like i saw i saw melanie and kenzie really getting into it yeah i feel like with them it was very weird also kenzie like said like melanie's her best friend in the villa but she's also said that about jen and wait i'm sorry are melanie and sincere together like they're not official but yes they were like oh then i don't want to have each other's backs holding each other i just want to say they played a roundup of like sincere's worst moments no like all of his metaphors and analogies claudia was laughing so hard like it actually it could rehabilitate him like he she's chocolate cookie and i'm brownie cookie and i don't like apple pie but maybe i will like this apple apple pie he's genuinely the weirdest person i've ever met in my life it was so insane um and i actually felt like for kenzie it's not even like the girls left her out i feel like the way that america is like the fab for whatever the core yeah like that inherently leaves out kenzie she's the fifth and and she's an og yeah is it yeah also kata had like a bit of an attitude at three and she like clapped back at andy a little bit and i just want to say i think she's so warranted for having an attitude i think the show did her so dirty they made the audience like turned on her for literally no and like they made her relationship look like shit they like edited so that her man looks like gay for another guy who doesn't like him like in a correct world like kata and zach should have come in second place they were the second strongest couple there the only thing that you know they went through that casa thing with the angel who got eliminated right i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know and bryce and trinity were always going to win but kata and tax should not have been fourth place on the balls of their ass like maybe even getting eliminated they're a stronger couple than melanie and sincere are you joking me and carlin and i who are still keeping up the front um oh please yeah they made it to the reunion so let's see what happens after they were never going to like break up before the reunion but people are still like i just can't with them no and that's why like i didn't watch the reunion because i feel that i'm just in a different place emotionally physically spiritually than everyone else who watches this show and it's like frustrating to always be fighting with people like for real and the person who had the worst reunion let me think let me think let me think oh i know soul worst and like i thought it would be redemptive like all the footage is out now soul and everyone agreed like soul was wronged and i guess she said this like one thing in an instagram live and like it was the end of her yeah and like she was proven to be a liar she's also like was talking too much shit on instagram directly after yeah yeah and but she's but but the shit she went through like girl say your piece yeah but she sort of had to answer for everything right she wore a wig which i don't think i feel that she's like the opposite of samson like her strength was in her pixie i agree the wig did not help her yeah right and then they actually played a clip that was amazing for melanie i think it was like after i don't know maybe it was after soul got pied or soul was upset one of the times she was upset in the villa and melanie like went and had a conversation with her and was like i'm sorry if we've made you feel excluded like that was so wrong like i'm here for you i'm your friend i'm i'm moving on from sincere like you can have him and then soul was like sharing her story of how she's been homeless and melanie was like you will never wait was this on the show um not this conversation this was a no this was like edited out yeah why and melanie was like to her you'll never be homeless again with me as your friend like i've got you if you ever need anything like it was really a good oh shit and a bad look for soul for soul to go off whenever she got eliminated to go and like talk this shit yeah yeah it was like wow yikes it was a good reunion for melanie i would say even though she still was sincere like she was able to just like hold her own and honestly with all the time that's passed like i'm just sort of over what i know i know he's not over it but like it's hard to care as much the thing about sincere she's just an idiot like i don't think so because i think when you say someone's an idiot it like obfuscates them of like their evil wrongdoing and i do believe that there's something deeply sinister and like malicious in his intent i don't know sort of the sting was out at the reunion and she's with him and i'm like that's why i feel always that's why they wait so fucking long like yeah this thing is out of everything i don't care about these people anymore at one point it ran my life yeah and now like i literally don't care what happens to these people and honestly i think someone who had a great season just a great arc and like it's really just winning from the show is like someone like jen like yes came on the show with a career in this world gained over a million followers like she has fans and haters or whatever but like her life is just like made now you know and it's just like a much better version of what it was yeah yeah she actually liked my tiktoks this morning i think she might be a toaster i hope is i really like her she has such a fun personality she doesn't take it too serious she's just like laughing she doesn't look like anyone i feel like everybody just looks the same she's so interesting to look at yeah she really is she's very gorgeous she's an amazing model and i wish her the best in every brand that like works with her i'm like that's so smart yeah well caleb mcdaniel for real activities and now caleb and i think caleb and jen are best friends i think they went to japan together as ship it was kind of weird on earl meets world to hear them talking about real actives i'm like what is that and they and they just call it real they don't say real that's a problem for me and i was like you guys are pronouncing it wrong that was difficult for me to hear it was it's real and i feel like our version is like so much more worldly and cosmopolitan i know they should just consider or we could compromise like real actives real activities i don't know for me the magic is in the activities you get activated by the exactly for me personally are you ready for our next story martha stewart made a cameo on last night's episode of real housewives of new york sharing eerie details of her final conversation with jfk jr it's crazy how like love story and like i'm sorry you continue no like the timing don't you just think is weird like carol on roni love story like what's going on with you all at the same time where it's like the jfk jr whole saga like really hasn't come up again since well i would say maybe this conversation was filmed like when love story was airing was out yeah but the carol thing is just always an adjacent point to it yeah and he was talking about i saw a clip on watch happens live what was he like it's so weird like that it's like he's like the timing and i don't think that they only i don't think they cast her because the uh show was on and jfk was like back in the zeitgeist it was truly just a coincidence yeah yeah that one is i just want to say like i think it's really weird that carol's on this roni like it makes no sense to me now i didn't watch and maybe it's working like and i actually andy said like carol's really in the mix like she's friends with a lot of these girls carol said she knew more of these girls going into this filming than she knew of the women on season five um it just makes no sense to me that's so crazy well martha stewart whose makeup artist is a cast member on real housewives of new york city her makeup artist is new cast member daisy toy uh they jackie do you know that we just met her yes i did okay i don't know if you put that together yes yes yes um she's daisy toy now literally so daisy's doing martha's makeup and martha shares the final conversation that she had with jfk jr she said that she was with john john the monday before the friday when they died she said he called me at the time she was running martha stewart living magazine and he called me he said he's in trouble he was running george at the time oh his political lifestyle magazine big loser magazine if you watch the show like yeah which he had started four years earlier so she said of course anything you want and they had a very nice dinner together where martha then asked jfk about his weekend plans he said he said oh we're going to a wedding in martha's vineyard and i'm taking my wife and her sister uh he told martha that he was flying them in a plane which prompted her to suggest getting a co-pilot and he said i don't need a co-pilot and martha admitted to daisy that she's thought about that many times that i told him to go to get a co-pilot oh wow well the lesson is we should always listen to martha stewart yeah that's spooky it's very nice of martha to film it's very nice of martha to film but like martha because don't you feel it's like a little beneath her but martha says yes to stuff martha says yes to life and martha likes being in the cultural mix in ways that you wouldn't expect her to be it's true like snoop dog like she is sort of this unexpected yeah so i i feel like she has she doesn't really like put herself above anything which i think is why people why she's so relatable even though everything she does is so elevated and she is better than us but she comes right and she gets and she like slums it with us i'm roni yeah i guess it's like after prison you know roni is a breeze oh my god i forgot that she went to prison that's how you know she's had like a successful rebound yeah oh i saw somebody in the comments yesterday i just want to shout out gave a really good suggestion for what we should be calling them exit um and it's called regregs it because they regret exiting i love it yeah i thought that was good regregs it i also saw in just like a little bit of an update um harry like has not spoken to charles in the two weeks since they landed in the uk like that's like seriously crazy yeah and i just want to say like if they thought the american media like was turning on them and they had no privacy or whatever it never ceases to blow my mind like what historically when you watch the crown like back in the day and today the amount like the level of detail that the british tabloids know about the royals they have so many leaks yeah and most of them like end up being true leaks and also what are the opposite of leaks drips like when or like what oh are you saying when you intentionally go to media yeah like fed information yeah like you're talking to the press yeah but i guess like if something's leaking on purpose like it's you're just turning the faucet on that's what i would call it so they have leaks and faucet on midge yeah and none of it's good for harry and megan no no it's not so like what are they doing there if they have no family i don't know and i imagine so much of your social life as a royal like has is connected to your family so i don't know if they have like a shit ton of friends i think a lot of people want to stay within the good graces of the royal family yeah they definitely have a couple friends though i feel like he has a couple friends like from eaten and like from like did you see george started eating yesterday did i picture i actually as a mama somebody did like a side by side of his first portrait when he was one and then his picture last yesterday started eating and like first of all like i got choked up i was like oh my god like that's so cute and second of all he looks just like his dad i know that's how jeans work but like he really does he they are so cute that was so cute like more of that please yeah agreed like love that shit but sorry no more of meg's mcgreg's it like i could never stop talking about it forever and ever forever and ever maybe i don't think this is true but like maybe the cost of living is less over there but i don't think that's true no not the way they live yeah but i think it's it's big no matter where they go yeah i think it's it's big no matter where they go yeah i think it's big no matter where they go yeah but they're not like saving a couple bucks there versus here taxes i don't know how it works where are they living like not on royal property right no charles made that clear yeah charles like where did beatrice and eugenie live like in private regular like they pay rent yeah i think so yeah yeah um are you ready for our next story mm-hmm lady gaga and michael polanski's friends believe that they have eloped as the couple has remained out of the spotlight for over a month so were they engaged yes i believe they were engaged and now friends are saying no one has seen or heard from her in over a month everyone in her circle thinks that she's eloped with michael and is on her honeymoon now trying to make a baby oh my god mama gaga i love that um personally like this hurts because it means her and taylor whatever his name like are officially not getting back together um no and that hurts because like to me that was the one for her this rate i think she's been with michael longer than she was with taylor and so that's not about length of time no but For me, like, that's when I can move on. That's like when they were saying on Earl Meets World, like, it can take up to half the time of the relationship to get over someone. And so for Jackie, what is his name? Michael Polanski. No, Taylor, not Sheridan and not Kit. Kenny, Chicago PD or whatever. Yeah. I seriously wish him the best. Lady Gaga is the one that got away. As is he. But now that I like Lady and Michael, I do. Lady Polanski. Lady Polanski. It is nice when somebody marries a normie. I think it's like a normie within the industry. She tried to do that with that CAA agent, Christian or whatever. It didn't work out. I do think like when you are. She kind of always has a man. Oh, yeah. She's very like Alex Earl coded. Monogamous. Zero monogamous. No, but you would think like she'd be the type. But she's the opposite of Alex Earl because like Alex Earl like goes for the obvious choices, right? Like football players, Tom Brady and like Lady Gaga is like always pulling. Even Taylor Kinney, who I love, like couldn't have been more random. He's like a soap opera star. But there is a kind of girl. There is a kind of girl who like always has a boyfriend. Her friends would say can't be alone. I think that's what Alex Earl is trying to get over, heal herself from right now. And low key Lady Gaga is that kind of girl. I mean, of course, not to bring up again. But if you watch Five Foot Two, like she's just been through a breakup. She is alone and she's really not doing well. Yeah. You would just think because of her art, like she'd be so independent or even like, you know, polyamorous. The thing is, like Lady Gaga is truly just a stage presence. Like she's Stephanie Germanotta. She's a traditional girl. She is. She's like Italian from New York. Like she's going to get married and have a boyfriend. She's going to have a boyfriend. A thousand percent multiple. Well, she might have a husband. Mother Gaga. I feel what they call her mother, right? Like I think that that's a title that I just that I am toxic like now. And I just want all my my pop mom, my pop stars to become mamas. Yeah. And obviously this whole time I was thinking about Taylor Swift. But yeah, Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Gaga. That's what we need. Miley. Miley. She's been like with that guy for a long time. She's also like so random. I know. She also always has a boyfriend. I fear that like the more random and unknown your man is, while it's less interesting for me, you do have a higher rate of success. For sure. On so many levels. Like seriously, who is Miley Cyrus's boyfriend? Are they married? I think his name is Max. And it's like a partnership. Like it's not a boyfriend. It's not a. They're not married. They're in a long term relationship. Right. What's his name? Mullet is his name. Yeah. Like he has a mullet. His name is Max with two X's. Miranda. He's a. His name is Max. He's a drummer in a rock band. Perfect. Let me ask you a question. I was watching a tennis match and the guy's last name was B-L-O-C-K-X. How are you pronouncing that? I think he was Belgian. Blocks. Blocks. My pronunciations are the way that I read things. Are getting worse. Is getting so much worse. It's crazy. Every time I do it. I feel that it's a sign of intelligence. I agree. Like me knew. Me knew. Menu. Yeah. I've always loved to have a good time. Like just with words. I think that it speaks to our vast imaginations and our ability to just be silly and see the good. And also, you know, sometimes it presents. I don't know what this condition I have is, but sometimes. Dyslexia? No. It presents itself in numbers too. Like if I. Oh, absolutely. A five is an S. No, no, no, no. Like if I see the number like eight, one, six, and you're like, what does that say? I would say like 81, six. Oh, oh, oh. I assign like letter sounds to numbers. So like if you wrote out like. Which is what looks like it. So eight, one, six would be like sis. Yeah. Because. No, because like to me, if I see a nine, it's an N. You know, so it's like nine, five. Like I can't explain it. Maybe it is dyslexia. No, that's different. And then, you know, there are different. We are different. But so I was saying, like, if you asked me to read, like, what does that number say? I would say 81, six. And that would be wrong. Oh, so if we were like looking for someone's house. Yeah. And the address was 816 Coger Boulevard. You would say it's 81, six Coger Boulevard. That's actually you need help. That's wrong. That's weird. I don't like it. Incorrect. It's incorrect. Like me, no. No, me new is a fun way, a flirty way to say menu. Tears. Tears. Are you ready for our next story? For number four. Yeah, it's kind of a big one, something that's been developing. And you know what? I'm going to talk about it. Oh, my God. Because Northwest has been launched. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. The official launching of Northwest. She headlined her first solo concert in Chicago. With her parents support on opposite sides of the balcony. But there has been like a concerted effort in the last few weeks that Northwest is officially a public figure out there. Yeah. She did a magazine cover. She had her big photo shoot. I think she's pursuing music as far as I can understand. Based on the fact that she held a concert and she sang on stage. Yeah. It's very goth. I feel that I don't understand it. The audience was comprised of adults, which I also don't understand. And were they singing along? No. Were the original songs? I think so. They didn't sound familiar. Okay. Like the comment going around, which is like seriously mean because she's a child. But like when you put yourself out there, like then you're open to the internet. It's like her father's confidence and her mother's talent. Like that's what people say. Oh, man. You guys are mean. So mean. That is mean. So mean. Here's the thing. I feel like for the last few years, every time she stepped out in whatever she's wearing and people like make comments. It causes a scene. And judge the parenting. And it's like just feels. It feels wrong. Even if to me that just having a comment on it feels wrong because like she's a child and she's trying to express herself and like it's whatever. But now it's like this is what they want. They want. They've put her out there at magazine covers, music tour, whatever. How old is she? She's 13 years old. 13. She's really young. And they want. And when you like are an artist or putting out art, like you want it to become a part of the culture. Like you want to be spoken about on the toast. That would be. Of course. That would be a successful show for you. So now it's like we're being forced to comment on it. It's no longer like a kindness to not comment on it. Yeah. And I think when you're 13, it's first of all, that's so young. Second of all, like you're very much experimenting with like clothes and makeup and like looks. I don't think in five years she's still going to be this like goth queen. So it's like a very permanent sort of marker on a temporary time. And I think that's like why kids deserve to grow up in private. And I think that they have a skewed view of like. They because they all got into it super young. Kendall and Kylie and like it all worked out great for them. Yeah. But it feels. Wrong. And it's hard for me because I want to like I trust my faves and I think Kim is like so smart. I think she's so family oriented. Good mom. She's an amazing mother. And. I don't understand this, but I also don't either. She believes that this is the right thing to do. Or I guess like this is just, you know, a very. Rich and famous person's version of like letting kids be kids. Like if you had a kid that was 13 and they wanted to, like, just you let them express themselves like in the house and like, sure, you can wear black lipstick. But like this is like just a bigger scale question mark. I don't know. I agree because it's very incongruous with the mom and the values that I think Kim is. And we know Kanye has historically been upset with Kim for how they like put North out there. But he's sort of cosigning it, especially if it's music. I have to imagine it almost it feels like on the one hand, it feels like Kim. Like Kanye is driving it. This because it's very Kanye. And that Kim sort of has to go along with it because I think North in her soul just is this artist and character. And it's going to do this, whether it's today or tomorrow or in five years, like this is what she's going to do. But then on the other hand, you see Kanye like always railing on Kim for having her on TikTok and in the public. And he's not wrong for that. No. And but how is having her on a stage with a bunch of adults like is any different. So I don't really know who's driving this. And then you think, OK, North's driving it. But like she's 13. She really shouldn't. She can't drive. She can't drive. And it was in Chicago, which is like very much Kanye's domain. I found this whole thing very confusing. And like, like, I didn't really want to comment on it because like she's 13 and I don't make it my business to comment on what 13 year old girls are doing. But it seems like she's been launched like a debut. Yes, she has been launched. We are being asked to comment on it. So I think it's weird. Yeah. And, you know, safe to say, like the music wasn't for me. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Probably won't comment on it again for a while. Yeah. You know, scandal notwithstanding. But it like it became clear to me like, oh, this was like an official. Yeah. North debutant like North is because she could have had if they wanted to, like, you know, let her express herself. They could have had like a small concert with like friends and family. Not there was press there. There was a talent show. Yeah. Like there are a million ways for kids to express themselves in a way. Yeah. Like also. And doing. Doing a magazine and a cover shoot and all of that. It's just like, oh, no, it's a formal launch. She's been formally launched. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story that's brought to you by Weight Watchers. The last thing you need right now is another thing to manage. And Weight Watchers is designed to fit into real life by turning daily habits into real weight loss. So whether you're doing it with or without GLP-1 medications, you can learn to build healthier habits, make smarter nutrition choices and maintain steady, sustainable progress with Weight Watchers. 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at checkout thank you code turd at checkout you're welcome at checkout our fifth and final story which we didn't get a chance to discuss yesterday but like seriously the world is in a tizzy so we must address the elizabeth holmes documentary that premiered at telluride this week it's like a24 and nathan fielder and lance oppenheim do you know those people this whole story i have to tell you means nothing to me okay so i never watched like any of the elizabeth holmes drama like i never got into it um so like she's not personally a blind spot for me i don't know who the hell nathan field like why am i supposed to care about this i don't know this is a story that's been beaten to death so we gotta talk about it we gotta dramatize tv show we got a and i did watch when it first happened i i don't know what it was but it was a docu series or maybe like american greed about elizabeth holmes so i know what she did um i know what she did too like the blood blood blood um and then i didn't watch any of the shit after it podcast right and to say freed whatever right but i guess at the telluride film festival there was like a secret screening no one right no one knew what they were going to see they was just like buzzy buzzy buzzy and it turned out to be a secret screening and it was like a secret screening and it was like a secret screening and it turns out that it's a documentary from a24 called you can see everything and it's like chronicle it's like with elizabeth leading up to her time in prison yeah and her family in her home and her business partner guy um and it's documenting her getting ready like to go to prison and i think it's like from what i've read whatever happens in that document is shocking stuff okay so like i'm open but i really wish like i cared about her i don't know why i don't i don't need to care about more things because i care about a lot of things and i have a lot of interest and honestly like i can't like i have three kids everybody's like always going on about her but i need to understand why y'all care so much like don't you feel like she's kind of like an industry plant like she got so many movies documentaries tv shows like i don't know i saw another one many people like repost the trailer and be like so did i shit holy shit what call me crazy like elizabeth holmes she means nothing to me like i don't know what she's doing she's just like she's just like she's just like i don't even know this person this is not my plate yeah no like she's just your run-of-the-mill fraudster like what's the big deal and i feel like there are other fraudsters who are more interesting like phoebe gates give me the phoebe gates nathan fielder docu-series today what's she up to i saw she posted something did you i haven't actually i think i need to follow her like does she do stories like ootds and whatnot okay she has 600 000 followers and yes you're right she posted with gloria steinem um and then before that she had posted july 30th which is like probably right before the drama oh and she was posting about fia it's like a collab and is fia still in business if i wanted to get the cookies oh let me go to the fia fia co they have 300 000 followers they last posted six days ago the comments are bots and i guess like the way that you have a unique interest in phoebe gates and like some people have in elizabeth because i also think that elizabeth holmes like her personality she's fucking crazy like i think fia gates like probably reminds me of someone i went to college with like i don't think she's inherently interesting in that way i find that more interesting i don't need to like a crazy person is just crazy and like i've written them off and like there's nothing shocking there like i don't understand or relate to you like to see a girl that you think is going to be what you want to see is going to be what you be another way is more interesting and i think correct me if i'm wrong yeah they are still posting on the podcast the burnouts yeah they posted an hour ago i don't know if these are new episodes though but they're promoting old episodes and they still have pinned to the top of their thing the call her daddy stuff like being a part of unwell let me see when they released their last episode like this to me is interesting you want to get nathan nathan fielder in there may 7th was their last episode okay so no they haven't posted more episodes but they're still like farming content from their interviews with paris hilton carly claus chris jenner sophia bush oh the guy who doesn't age backwards what's his name benjamin button brian johnson so weird who the hell is nathan fielder i really don't know writer director and a comedian comedian. it's also weird that like there's news being made about um a film festival and it's not venice like uh what kind of no offense like how good can your movie be if it's there's two festivals happening right now and you're a tully ride yeah and how do you decide like where you're gonna do your big one you get accepted like you have to apply so he obviously got denied from venice yeah there's always sundance and you see everyone getting their like 30 minute standing ovation i just want to say yeah that's a good one if i ever have a movie at venice film festival like i would genuinely hope like nobody stands up and claps for me because that's like how you differentiate yourself there's nothing cooler impressive to me silence yeah there's nothing impressive to me about getting a standing ovation now like i saw robert pattinson got one because they premiered the uh chris hansen movie that's my king right there but like there's literally nothing impressive to me about getting a standing ovation it doesn't like mean that movie's good or anything anymore no it means nothing and i want everyone to stay seated when tourney lou freebush the memoir the biopic premieres at venice film festival okay sit your asses down the biopic who's gonna play you oh okay well what what time period of my life is it covering hold on hold that thought did you see that people are sort of comparing penelope earl to a young codgers i did see that um they think we look alike which i actually see even though when i was her age i did not look like that like a young tourney does not look like that but she does look like she could grow up to look like me which is wonderful news for her um i did see but also just like in her personality and someone said like i think she probably has a wild side that everyone should get to know she was like sort of the more reserved sister like isabel was the sort of loud and she was the one who was like making tiktoks and like following in her sister's footsteps and penelope was penelope was sort of like different you know she does horseback riding but she's very sassy i think if you're paying attention like it's all going on she thinks her older sister isabel is like moronic yeah and like and she's just like she's penelope has a bit of coge in her i expect to see great things from her i do as well i got a lot of dms about that people be like do you think penelope looks like you and the thing is like when i was penelope's age i looked nothing like that but she does look like me there is a similarity that's undeniable uncanny you should mentor her oh you know i'm always looking for new mentees to join my program as the influencer mentor do you think oh and i realized the other day we were talking about mentors and how mine's brooks nader and gwyneth paltrow um hillary hoffman is also i wanted to say one of my mentors both like personally and professionally that's beautiful do you think i have mentees it's like a lot of work yeah yeah maybe like to i don't know i don't know i don't have a lot of like little girls who are like texting you like little girls actually i feel like remi bader is your mentee really um i don't feel like she's ever listened to anything i've ever said that doesn't mean that you're not her mentor influencing her i actually i think that that's pretty pretty true do you think i feel like she would look at you a little bit like a mentor oh my god that's really sweet right like i don't think i think if you asked her she'd be like fuck no she'd be like chloe kardashian's my mentor that's what she would say of course no claudia i think you're up there with chloe kardashian i do but that's just like from my people i mean i i think i'm up there with chloe kardashian also what do i know you know nothing i'm just over here the witness let's dive into dear toasters our weekly advice segment where we can mentor some of you yes oh here are my mentees anybody who's ever written into dear toasters consider yourself a part of the code you're in a fred mentor you're in a fred mentor you're in a fred mentor you're program um we do weekly advice where you guys can write into us shoot us an email to your toasters at gmail.com or you can go over to our website the toast podcast.com there's a submission box both ways are totally anonymous you can write to us about anything that's going on in your life wedding drama work drama boyfriend drama cheating drama we got a lot of porn addiction drama um whatever it may be we'll help you out first up hi swirlies my sweet husband of three years has recently picked up reading he has dyslexia and struggles to enjoy it 81 i feel you he's recently started reading because i also love a good book a book oh my god i'm dyslexic like i love a good book before bed this week he asked me if i could read out loud to him my immediate reaction was to laugh and say no i know that his mom read to him growing up so it's a sweet gesture but i would definitely feel like his mother of course everyone's parents read it thank you yeah part of me feels like i should just read him the book and the other part just like icked it out icked me out thoughts a conflicted and judgmental wife that's really what i've been doing for the last five years i've been trying to figure out what to do and i've been trying to figure out what to do and i've been trying to figure out what to do and i've been trying to figure out what to do and i've been trying to figure out what to do and i've been this is really bad i know i'm like worried that you're like wasting your youth on this guy yeah you are all right our third and final hey swirlies so i'm at the sky at church turns out we work at the same camp last summer we have a lot of mutual friends but we never knew each other we talked during the greet your neighbor part which i don't know what that is before everyone sits down um and we really hit it off he seems like a great guy he followed me on instagram we've been dming ever since the problem is during worship he sings so loud and i mean just like loud and wrong wrong notes wrong words everything is this something that's a deal breaker or do i just try to move past it i know everyone around us can hear it and i don't know if i should kindly say something to him or just not let it bother me please help a toaster who's never had a boyfriend and doesn't know what's acceptable and what's not i think she's like getting the ick but she knows that like she's being dramatic because like everything else sounds good on paper okay you're so wrong first of all i love that for him what he worships so hard and i just want to say it would be cringier if he sounded good because then he's like show off singing louder than everyone like it's actually so earnest that he sounds bad and he just wants to like pray so hard and he doesn't care what other people think for a god-fearing man yeah right finding one who like literally gives no fucks and prays too hard like i don't know it's giving god-fearing man it's giving makes a good husband it's giving can your knees give out from praying too hard oh can your knees give out from praying too hard can you go cry i'm lying in the dark i love that song um yeah i think that if you go to church like your dream is to meet someone at church and you've met like kind of like the mega guy at church like he churches so hard um now i think that like the ick factor like i get sometimes you just see somebody doing something like you feel icky you can't help it but i think you can turn that ick into a click yes i love that turn that into a click being like all right i could see like somebody who's like you know getting stared at or you could see like a god-fearing man doesn't care what other people think who puts the lord above everything else and let me just restate you should thank god that he doesn't have a good voice restate it's so much better that he doesn't sound good he's not there being like justin timberlake oh my god that is that and that's deal breaker that is ick and also hopefully your fellow congregants are as small-minded as you were five minutes ago because no one's looking at your man then no one's trying to take your man oh whoa my god did not fail and listen i've heard a lot of gospel worship music it's amazing like it i mean i'm a jew and like i find myself getting really taken and yeah the power of prayer like he's just getting lost in it i love this guy lost in the sauce i love this guy he's lost you actually lost in the sauce you couldn't tell me a better story about the guy that you're seeing what's next he feeds too many hungry people like please he sounds seriously amazing you should snatch him up before some other whore in the pew next door does okay and sees what you don't see the whore in oh and he likes you and he likes you he's been dming you like seriously this is a gift from the lord he's paying you back for being for being like such a good churchgoer i just hope we're not too late you know i hope she hasn't ruined it i know and i hope he didn't like feel the judgment oozing off of you yeah and because there's nothing worse than like feeling like when someone like makes you feel embarrassed about being excited about something how about this why don't you start praying and stop focusing on what other people are praying yeah and how hard can you be focusing on your prayers if you're thinking about the guy next to you singing pray hard yeah and maybe pray that the lord like teaches you grace okay okay that's what we're here for yeah seriously you needed a good kick in the ass and i feel like we gave it to you and let us know when you guys get let us know when the wedding is yeah and i'm open to singing you down the aisle of course i'll sing a worship song and maybe your husband and i can duet ladies and gentlemen that's dear toasters and that is our show anything you want to say to the peeps before we wrap no i love you guys so much and i'll see you next time bye bye you guys so much so happy that we're all reunited like back together such a good feeling feels so good can't wait for tomorrow i actually don't think it was so much drac today i think no no i just think like yeah i don't know it wasn't drac that full but i also love drac honestly i do some of the best moments of my life have come from the ashes of drac it's true thank you guys so much for listening to the toast and money morning show we do the fast life stories you need to know everybody through friday and youtube so you're watching us on youtube please subscribe you get the bounce on spotify apple podcast and youtube wherever you listen to podcasts by not so toast leave a five-star review about a beautiful stunning and wickedly talented we are hoping you guys have an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow love you bye