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Learn more at TikTok.com/GuardiansGuide. mailbag cr month edition we had we we've only been doing the mailbags once a year and we decided that's it's got to be quarterly from now on we get too many emails craig your only note was don't have too many category questions yeah suggestions you know we got theme months there's a lot of other fun stuff to talk about i want to ask cr questions while it's cr month oh i want to know what your number 16 limitless is yeah that was on the list what's your version of number 16 limitless um does it have to be from the 21st century sure that's a really good can i get can i think about it for a minute or two you want to marinate on it yeah okay let me think about it okay uh oh i know what it is we've already done it but obscenely high movie that would that i've actually watched a lot of times this century would be margarine call which you guys have done but margarine call i think gets would beat out a couple of movies that you'd be like damn you put margarine call ahead of that you know what my version of number 16 limitless is limitless yours is nomadland yeah what's yours craig uh probably some sort of 80s some zero zeros comedy probably accepted with justin long it's a great movie not a bad movie interesting yeah do you prefer that to waiting with justin long i've never seen waiting oh early ryan reynolds fever pitch a movie i loved growing up that you despise oh that movie's awful you didn't know any better you grew up on the west coast if it were about the cubs though would you like it no i wouldn't like that movie under any circumstances i just didn't like it okay i mean but if it was about the cubs which why like well it was boston that bothered you wasn't it yeah it was this friend group they chased the 2004 ring and it felt inauthentic fallon's not even a boss she jumps off the centerfield wall at the end great scene which by the way you'd break at least one ankle and then runs across i believe she broke a heel in that scene they have a whole rom-com moment she's just on the field for five minutes nobody's like we gotta get this yeah no it's it's one of the dumbest movies ever um family park notoriously buttoned up security as we saw in the town that's right justin long by the way had a moment there for like four years yeah die hard whatever sequel that was uh that was the hacker one i think accepted the movie when him and drew barrymore dated but didn't live in the same place it was like a long distance romance movie it's not not terrible my wife's definitely gotten in the car you made a little comeback with barbarian yeah yeah good scene in weapons good justin long cameo justin okay these are all actual emails from actual listeners they emailed us at the rewatchables 33 at gmail.com as a long time rewatchables listener this is from michael d i have noticed that cr inevitably gets very wound up with about 40 minutes left in the pod this happens regardless of how long the pod is and always before the last run of categories can you shed some insight on what makes cr act up like a wound-up kid or mid-90s corn julio is it low blood sugar too much sugar nicotine withdrawal lack of sleep or something else keep up the great work it probably comes right after you do like a minute long zane low impression yeah i think it's excitement for the way part of it is building up to zane it i actually think that in most of my pods the inverse is the problem is that i have like an internal game clock and at 51 minutes i'm like you die out i've checked out yeah yes so i'm trying to think of what so you're load managing a little bit is with the rewatchables because it goes longer i know it's two hours so there's usually like but he's he's saying that i freak out like 50 minutes in he's saying he seemed like you're storing energy with because you know this big moment's coming you should have a sub like van's just sitting off and you call him in for a 10 minutes let's see our rest get some water take a pee yeah could we have people come off the bench what if like we just did a run of rewatchables and i was in a shot like wearing a sweatsuit like hanging out but never was on the pod and it was like we're just load managing chris you know it was like that uh what's up with that the kenan thompson sketch where bill hater never actually got to talk as lindsey buckingham ah sean i didn't like it take mahoney come on in uh yeah i think that there's there's parts of the pod that i know i'm gonna have to dial it up for and and and so i probably get get excited for that i find that i'm at my best when we're about 90 minutes in and i'm getting a little groggy and and the self-edit button's kind of gone away well that and that also coincides with picking nits yeah and that's when you really shine yeah i also think day of day of the week is a huge factor friday afternoons is is the best rewatch yeah friday fun day yeah uh okay this is from steven b in perth australia australians love the rewatch yes we love australia i always feel like australia and boston we got invited to go to australia by like a chamber of commerce down there fun place a little bit of an attitude little like fuck you energy i really respond to it would you do a live rewatchables in australia i mean we'd have to do like two if we're gonna fly all the way down there rams niners we have to have a couple of rewatches in australia couple events it'd be funny if we just flew all the way down yeah just did one gig we just like did the denzel movie equalizer too all right guys see ya showed up at a bar like was just like hey you guys want to hear us talk about eating um okay this is from uh steven he said for a flex category this is uh recently the when you mentioned the anti-apex award yes um and you nominated tina turner because of her all-time stinker of a theme song for golden eye yeah he's a golden eye so it's the rock bottom yeah so he said um he said it's rare because the lowest point in someone's career there's a fair chance the movie is ordinary to bad and not rewatchables worthy so he had some examples travolta and look who's talking my i would say perfect for travolta mike myers and love guru brando for iona dr moreau cliffhanger as anti-apex for a rock climbing date i thought that was good yeah boogie night uh anti-apex new year's eve party um he kept going but uh but it did make me think like for the ogs that we have which are cruz de niro pacino denzel and sly i think the five rewatchables mount rushmore guys even though it's five what were the anti-apexes for them do we have to pick movies that we have done rewatchables for no i i would say no rewatchables because we wouldn't do i think it's oprah's sofa and war of the worlds even though i like war of the world oh in their careers they had the least juice in their career or just the worst reverse apex mountain yeah cruising the nadir mountain it's what cruz was doing as he was trying to revamp mission impossible with mccorry and then still making kind of like oblivion edge of tomorrow's good but don't you feel like oprah's sofa has to be involved in this yeah i guess that was when people were kind of like wait is is cruz nuts and then spielberg stops working with him then yeah i think it's right around there for him for de niro it's a little tougher to find figure out de niro i went through his imdb in 2000 he had this great 70s run 80s up and down and then rallies back in the 90s he's killing it he's making a million movies but then in 2000 he just started taking paychecks and he did Rocky and Bullwinkle and I think that's Nate Deer Mountain for him I feel like in the 2010s he kind of starts flirting with like the Dirty Grandpa era where he's just doing really cheesy comedies yeah he's just available right around 99-2000 him and Pacino I think were available I would I dare say that for some reason the name is escaping me but the gangster movie he made for Barry Levinson last year that was apparently Alto Knights that's my Dirty Grandpa is a movie with Robert De Niro and Zac Efron those are the two leads I mean come on yeah 2016 Pacino it's definitely Author, Author that was in the early 80s it bombed and it got people going wait I thought Pacino was the best actor we had and he takes like five years off yeah and it starts going sideways Denzel was the toughest one because even if you look at the IMDB stuff for Denzel he doesn't really have a stinker so I'd have to go with Virtuosity a movie that I love that we probably will do on Rewatchables but he is given VD by John Lithgow and people didn't really like that movie and they're like Denzel what are you doing is that Ricochet or Virtuosity Virtuosity oh maybe that's Ricochet Ricochet is like an absolute oozing sore of a movie I'm getting my one word Denzel movies like Ricochet is insane Ricochet is the one with Lithgow yes so Virtuosity is the one with Russell Crowe yes that's the one yeah I got my Denzels mixed up but I don't I personally don't think Denzel has a Nadir what about Out of Time Deja Vu I mean I revere Out of Time there you go can't do it so I don't know maybe he just never had a Nadir well cause didn't you say he's one of the only guys who has a hit in every decade for four decades yeah and he really doesn't have stinkers it's not like like Sly Stallone is the other one Sly you could pick multiple Nadirs but it's probably Stop or My Mom Will Shoot it's like early 90s he does Stop My Mom Will Shoot and Oscar back to back the point is we would never do these on the Rewatchables I think you would get to like the end of a five year run with Denzel Washington and be like this has been a quiet run for him and then you look back and you're like actually there are three really good movies here yeah there's all hits Jesse Palmer parentheses not that Jesse Palmer okay says on the GoldenEye episode during casting what ifs for Joe Don Baker's character Chris throws out Dennis Quaid's name Bill immediately shoots it down and says he's not old enough and there's a bit of smoldering tit for tat between Bill and C.R. C.R. says I think Dennis Quaid is just as good a suggestion as Nick Nolte and it gets a little testy yeah the following segment Craig's is flex category of the female sex killer Mount Rushmore admittedly a great pullback Craig and you can hear Bill kind of off mic telling Craig good one Craig we're gonna move C.R. to the bench soon Craig your time's up he says I couldn't help but imagine C.R. as Ed Norton's character in Fight Club looking at Bill as Brad Pitt's character is heaping praise on new potential top boy Craig as Jared Leto's angel face and Chris saying to himself I feel like destroying something beautiful he didn't have a question I don't have an answer that's perfect thought that was really good that would be fucking amazing if you walked out of your house one day and Craig's just lying there in a heap and I'm like that's what you get for showing me up Jesus Dennis Quaid is the right age Pat H. from New York City he says the only runner to reach base in the Far East Fargo rewatchables no hitter I guess he liked the pod yeah is that the hot buffet chicken fricassee scene dissection doesn't mention the restaurant is carpeted carpeted restaurants seem like a what's aged the best what's aged the worst split decision to sort this out I'd like to propose some variation of a Chris Ryan Godfather 3 Donald Donnelly acting from the tonsils international mobility flex category for what's aged the most yeah what's aged the most so we would have what's aged the most what's aged the best what's aged the worst what's aged the most something that is just the most foreign to right now and sometimes we do have ones that are it's really a coin toss if you would want to call this best or worst it really depends on your your affinity for indoor smoking or whatever you know and yeah I would argue what's aged the most is probably just what's aged the worst yeah it's closer to what's aged the worst you could probably just shoehorn that in there yeah but I really do like the subject I mean have you been in a restaurant that had carpeting in your lifetime I mean I haven't been in a house that has carpeting in a long time yeah carpeting I don't know what happened with carpeting I think they realized I think once we had more and more dogs I think that ruined like the actual installed carpeting I can still like because you just have no recourse every once in a while I'll go into a hotel and you'll be like someone smoked in here once like yeah if it's got the carpet and you're like they can do a lot to it but you're like maybe in like 89 a guy had a cool in here and I can still smell it yeah 20 years later yeah that was one of the things in the Room 237 documentary where they get into how there are no accidents with Kubrick and they talk about the carpet yeah and it's like in one scene Danny the carpet's one way and then in the same area he changed the carpet to symbolize something else and it's like there were no accidents with Kubrick I was at a hotel in Palm Springs a few months ago and it has the exact same carpet as the Shining Hotel did twins come out and say Craig we'd like to play with you hey Craig this is from Dan O it's Dan O not Dan O okay like Jack O I know you talk a lot about actors who have no experience playing the sport they're playing in a movie there should be a rewatchable flex category for horrible on-screen athleticism I don't know why we don't have this to be honest I nominate Tim Robbins as the namesake for Bull Durham but would happily accept Freddie Prinze Jr. or Wesley Snipes and he says love story JFK Jr. show you guys watching this I'm not you're not watching this I'm not watching it it's 90s New York what are you doing I don't really watch Ryan Murphy shows it's 90s New York and the music I know Phoebe wouldn't watch that I mean like we just haven't checked it out I think she watched a couple episodes yeah Phoebe not liking that show I didn't say she didn't like it I just don't think she's I think she's only watched a couple episodes well he mentions love story they have pickup football games played in Central Park in episodes one and four that display some of the worst football throwing motions by a QB ever caught on film you can prove that I've actually mentioned this with my wife how bad it was the only explanation the actors never fell to football whatever so nominees for this award and who it should be named after he mentioned three good ones a couple others that I put some time into this and I think I did a mailbag once about this Mitch Kramer and Dazed and Confused the pitching sure they do their best to cut around him yeah so that was the Freddie Prinze summer catch thing the wind up and then cutting to the guy behind him where it's clearly this stunt double pitcher because you know the guy couldn't throw and isn't Wiley Wiggins kind of haunted by like the amount of criticism his pitching got he should be I think it's all justified Roy Hobbs' son at the end of the natural Roy Hobbs is in the cornfield he had just hit the home run that set all the fireworks and then it cuts to him with his bastard son his Jon Snow Jon Snow Hobbs and he's having a catch and the kid's kind of doing one of those yeah underrated one Denunzio and Caddy Shaq the other caddy and Caddy Shaq has one of the worst swings of all time trying to win the Caddy Shaq open Snipes and Whiteman can't jump this is one we've gotten emails about before can I just hit pause this is just accepted that you guys think Wesley Snipes can't play ball and Whiteman can't jump I think they taught him how to play I think he was an athletic guy we argued about this when we did this I think we did he was an athletic guy that they basically had no basketball background and you could tell by the way he dribbles and some of the stuff but I always felt like Woody and Wesley were like actual ball players who like they picked because they wouldn't have to do that no we did in the research he never played basketball didn't he not know how to play baseball either didn't they cut around him in major league I think he was athletic but not athletic there's like no shots of him throwing a ball in major league because it was so bad they couldn't use it yeah but he's also like his character's whole thing is like he's like kind of a showboat in center field so I don't think he ever has to like gun somebody down at second base yeah one of the best ones for this was they taught Rob Lowe to skate for Young Bud he'd never skated and he's actually pretty good yeah like it gave me hope I could learn how to skate in six weeks there's a really famous one online there was a movie that came out in 2015 a comedy called The Duff so that was my next one I had oh yeah yeah yeah that one's really bad it's with Mae Whitman the girl who plays I like Mae Whitman Ann Veal in Arrested Development yeah The Duff is an insane concept for a movie but there is a scene where a quarterback is playing catch on the field with somebody and it looks like he's throwing with the opposite hand shit he's standing next to him and he's getting the ball like when like Drake Mays warming up to go in and he's just like doing this back he's having like mini seizures every time he throws the ball yeah it's like he has like a completely torn rotator cuff and they made him film it anyway my favorite moment recently with this was watching Paradise the second season of Paradise did you watch that? I got off the train okay so in the second season they there's a whole thing that's at Graceland and five guys who were like going across the country show up there and they are playing football but like it's it is literally like are you guys playing like Australian rules football or rugby or something because they're like tossing it underhanded to each other and just giggling a lot and I'm like I don't think this would ever happen I very carefully watched Top Gun Maverick recently and I watched the football scene when they're playing football in opposite ways you were literally watching Top Gun Maverick when we walked in well I was it was on yeah Top Gun Maverick and Florida Kentucky on at the same time yeah the athletes in the, what did they call it? It's shotgun football or something Or if he had some term for it Is it dogfight football? Dogfight football Yeah, because it's two balls I really wanted one of the athletes to be bad But it was actually like pretty compelling and athletic I mean, I went back and watched the volleyball scene From the original Top Gun It's not that bad Because there's a lot of doubles When they cut away from kind of wide shots It's doubles who looked really good It's just also a lot of guys wearing jeans Which is just so insane 5'8 cruise in jeans Lofting way up over the net To like block people It's pretty good A couple more Leo and Basketball Diaries Where do you stand on that? It's been a while since I've seen it But I'm sure it drove Wahlberg crazy It was a lot of like dribbling like this Like Michael J. Fox Who we got to mention too And Teen Wolf Field of Dreams dad We've talked about him before Just came up recently in a movie We've talked about Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds That's a tough one Yeah Famous one I actually went Because I googled to make sure I didn't miss anything And there was a Reddit thread defending Tom Cruise In War of the Worlds That's saying that That's what the character That's how the character would have thrown the ball Tom Cruise is actually a great athlete Because he's throwing it too hard Or because he just doesn't have good performance It's basically like Tom Cruise made a choice For this scene Because he's playing catch with his son, right? Oh, so okay He took it easy on his son Yeah, he made a choice The Bennett-like Beckham girl This movie called Slugger's Wife With Mike O'Keefe and Rebecca DeBarnay Is a home run hitter Really bad swing It's really It's like kind of single-handedly ruined the movie And then One of my favorites John C. Reilly in For Love of the Game Which I asked Costner about once And he is basically like He was the catcher And they very carefully cut around him You never actually see him catching And there's obvious stunt doubles And he's not throwing back to Costner He never played sports Yeah But the I mentioned Bennett-like Beckham Seagal running Is the other one Where I don't know if that could be We have two named after Seagal already But that's Seagal When he runs with his hands up And does whatever So who should This category be named after? I gave you 20 nominees Tim Robbins I feel bad for Because he He said he threw out his arm Like two days into Bull Durham Yeah he also like I think does a good job Doing Ebby's Pronounced motion Like his wind-up Is like idiosyncratic And he does a good job with that He just He just He left it all on the field And left his rotating cup I don't think it's that bad Tim Robbins Should we do John C. Reilly? I have a hard time saying Wesley Snipes For some reason It's not Mitch Kramer? Again they cut around him Poor guy You could You worried about Mitch Kramer? Well if I was like 15 And I was in one of the best movies ever made And everybody just remembered me For having a shitty Like pitching motion I think the Duff is not famous enough For it to have the title No it's not famous enough Maybe we Tom Cruise? Maybe we narrow it down to a final four And put it up for a vote Oh yeah and we can actually show the clips Then we're like Hey they voted for this Yeah So Wiley Wiggins Tom Cruise John C. Reilly And who's the other fourth? Who's the fourth? Do we want the Duff in there? No Freddie Prinze Jr. Has to be one of the four One of the four Okay What movie is that from? It's from Summer Catch with Jessica Biel Oh I haven't seen that Yeah Yeah You'd probably like it Sitting in the cape Jessica Biel looks great I think it's Jessica Biel Is it Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba? I think it's Jessica Biel I can't remember Yeah well So we'll figure out four We'll do a vote Okay This is from Russ Another good These questions were really good My wife is a hairdresser And flies into a blind rage Anytime in a movie Where there's an emergency haircut In the bathroom With kitchen soap Scissors And the outcome Is a stunning haircut Yeah Examples Born identity Matt Damon Gives Franca Patente What was her name? Franca Patente Yeah It's one of the A cute shorty When they're on the run It's one of the hottest things ever He dyes her hair Working girl Melanie Griffith Getting the pre-Harrison Ford Meetup hairdo From Joan Cusack Sicario Day of the Soldado You ever seen that one CR? I have seen that A couple of times Benicio Del Toro Giving the cartel daughter The short hairdo Before attempting To cross the border And there's a couple Other good examples We did in Legend of Billie Jean She goes in With the kitchen scissors And comes out And looks amazing I'd throw in Richard Kimball In the hospital room With a pair of Like cuticle scissors And a disposable razor Coming out Looking like Fucking Harrison Ford Right And like a three dollar Hair darkener Yeah I have like a nick On my upper lip right now That was just from like Shaving the other day With like a nice razor Was that a shaving accent? Yeah Oh thank god I was worried it was a hooker Oh god I should have more faith In you sir Yeah thanks bud He suggests the Vidal Baboon Award For best homemade haircut I don't know if this Would happen enough times But I do think We should monitor this Going forward Did she cut her hair In Gone Girl? Well she breaks Her own teeth So I feel like Whatever she wants to do To her appearance Maybe there's some sort of Like Best bastardation Of home beauty care Or something I don't know There's some sort of idea I think that one of the Things that really bothers me Is when you don't have The tools to do it And then you come out And you're like Look I look great Andy says Best podcast In the history of the medium You guys are the greatest Thanks Andy That's really nice I did have a nitpick He's like that's it Of course he had a nitpick With Apex Mountain Of dinner scene assassinations Which we talked about On Sicario We said Alejandro going in And murdering the guy We said that was the best And he was like What about Michael Killing Salazzo And McCluskey He had the lead up I don't want him Coming out of the bathroom With just his cock in his hands Colmenza showing him the gun That has to be Apex Mountain Louis restaurant I agree Sicario's up there But how could it not be The Godfather He's right Both acts of vengeance Godfather's just a bigger More important movie Godfather wins Okay I think there's also just more There's actually more drama In that Godfather scene There's more build up And suspense I'm gonna go I'm gonna zag I didn't see Michael Corleone killing anyone's kids You know So until he gets there Until he has like Salazzo's kids In front of him You're not seeing Alejandro Well there's some Backstory with Godfather Where they were gonna like They wanted to replace Pacino And they shot that scene And that was the scene That saved him From getting fired From Oh really Big shot Rob Evans And the Godfather So I don't know Fair points Oh this is a nice email From Keith W In Portland, Oregon What are you doing One of your favorite places Home of Chuck Klosterman The beauty of being An active member Of this rewatchables club Is the shared shorthand We should stop asking What item we want to have And start asking What item would identify As a fellow A fellow fanatic Of our favorite movie Updated category The secret handshake What piece of memorabilia Would only a rewatchables OG recognize Yeah That's good The goal is to identify A prop meaningless To the masses But a tell For somebody else Somebody who's rewatched The movie too much A few secret handshake examples Heat A copy of Stretch fractures In titanium Oh that's good Vision Quest Loud and Swain's Red Apex Wrestling high tops Which we talked about On that pod We sure did For five solid minutes Sicario The blue and pink Cartel money bands Yes Or the Indian Creek cigs Talk amongst yourselves It's less about The resale value Of the object More about the If you know you know Badge of honor It's a really good one It's a really good one I almost feel like We changed the memorabilia category And if the movie doesn't have it We just don't even do it Yeah Just recently I would love Jerry's Like Salesman of the month Picture that's behind Jerry in Fargo I should do that Where I'm like CR month picture Of myself Above my head Well for Sicario What was the bar When Emily Blunt Meets Bernthal Oh it's like It's not wild bills It's something Wild something Something pony Or something like that Yeah you get like The matches from that Sure I like the deep cut Memorabilia I think is a good idea Yeah the secret handshake's good Yeah this is good Good email Tyler Davis Watched to live and die In LA last night And it's a CR special If I've ever seen one Parentheses Complimentary I feel like the movie Presents the pod With a perfect new Category idea Character most likely To want Quentin Daly To start over Michael Jordan Most likely candidates Big Nick from Dead of Thieves And Jim from The Tower Big Nick Big Nick would be like Yeah How many You think You think Sizemore And Heat probably Oh yeah Big Nick was probably Like a big Tim Thomas guy For the Clippers He was just like They just gotta play it more That's a double double Every night Okay I don't know If this works as a category But I like it as Keeping it in our back pocket I really like that Mike D says In honor of CR month I have a suggestion For a new category What item from Midnight Run Would help the protagonist The most So we would just Be doing the movie And it would be like What Midnight Run Accessory would help him He said A money belt Containing 300,000 You can't use it Until the start The very end of the movie To start a new life A plate of chorizo and eggs Alonzo Mosley's Stolen batch Whatever Did you have any others For this Yeah I only sent you Three questions This is one of them So I would I would definitely say That any movie Where somebody Is sacrificed For a principal Would be great To have the money belt Because that's the entire Point of Midnight Run But it's Also just funny To imagine Agnes getting it At the end of Hamnet It's just like Hey I rode fucking Hamlet We got paid off She's not crying anymore Now she's crying Tears of joy She has a plate of chorizo And eggs She's just Yeah Castaway would be The chorizo and eggs Yeah Like oh my god This is amazing This is the best Yeah And then anything I mean The Alonzo Mosley FBI thing Is just Try to think of like Where that would work The best is It's tough It's like This is This question made me want to do Midnight Run again because we did it, I think, first you've seen it right I love that movie yeah one of my favorites it's just completely ageless of course it's so good it's one of the few the movie came out in 1989 so it's 37 years old and I just feel like it just doesn't it's not like oh they would like you don't think about oh they'd have cell phones now all that stupid shit it just works perfectly it's just basically the best casting of a buddy action movie ever the chemistry between them it'll last forever I'm gonna shoot you through the glass let's take a break and then we'll keep going this episode is brought to you by Fire TV you've been there settling in for a relaxing evening of TV you waste half the night 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role for Cruz or Hanks where did we land on that I don't remember I think we were I think it was Hanks for who actually I don't even know if we came to a conclusion on that we kind of Cruz was Brolin no didn't we say Cruz as Bernthal but it's gotta be the lead right or a lead yeah that's what we said oh is that what we said it's gotta be a lead character well CR mentioned earlier in the pod this is Nick that many studios wanted the K character to be a guy that makes 90s Cruz perfect for this yeah the firm few good men yeah few good men the guy learning the world it's not quite what it appears to be yeah you can even go earlier to like Rain Man Born on the 4th of July or Cruz Cruz is good at playing innocent yeah but then the only question is then when you get the bar the hookup scene gone wrong you can't would lead to some of the best moments of Cruz's career a love scene where you have to be too into it and then he realizes something wrong and he tells them they have to stop and then Emily Blunt could have played the Bernthal character that's right she's the one who picks him up and like doing some wine dancing yeah but instead of a heated hookup they're just lying in bed laughing and then he's like no no no stop stop stop stop another question oh this is a great one from Pete in Massachusetts this is a this is a two part question he's listening to Sicario Pod hearing Bill mispronounce Floyd Gondali's name a character from his supposed favorite movie the past 30 years it's Gondoli right Gondoli for some reason I was just reading and I said I just fucked up I think we're finally at the point to initiate a new rewatchables category for excellence in the field of mispronunciation granted it would be awarded to Bill 10 out of 10 times but it needs to be established yeah I'd suggest that Van Damme Van Damme did Bill just have an under seizure award for most of his career it's just inexcusable massacring of a name and he wanted like Craig to just throw out a challenge flag when I throw out like a when you say Theon Lovejoy yeah you just have a flag like you're like Mike McDaniel just throwing it out to stop the pod and then he said it would be great if we could get like the remember that Nickelodeon show where people would get slimed you can't do that on television just get shot with a water gun every time you do Gondoli there's a dunk tank yeah my answer for mispronunciations as always is it's hard to host there you go I just fall back on that all the time he keeps going though he said if you want another challenge flag category I'd like to suggest the Bangkok Coral Beck tip-off award for is Craig actually a serial killer who will one day have his own Netflix true crime documentary he said in the Scarapod this would be when Craig casually suggested that Alejandro murdered the cartel's leader wife and children in front of him was that sadistic enough that after rescuing his family he killed the kink pit too quickly and should have let it quote sit for a minute let him marinate on it this guy dropped his daughter in a vat of acid he's just gonna shoot him in the head not enough so he said once the ringer body starts showing up behind drywall in an Arizona spec house there will be a lot of we should have seen this coming in memoriam pieces about Craig's victims I don't know I'm not against it because this came from Denzel right in American Gangster where he shoots that guy in the head he shoots Idris he should have shot him in the chest laughing why so he could see him see him die oh he'd do the De Niro on Wayne Grove yes two taps and then one yeah you want the person to know that you killed them if he gets shot in the head they don't know yeah what else what else it's letting him off easy Fausto like five seconds to think about like wow my family went before me this is crazy not enough I didn't quite know to do this one but I'm gonna read it anyway from Aaron in Edmonton thanks for a great pod had the idea for a category what change would make this movie 10% better? sort of a take on recasting actor, city, or director, like how Heat would be 10% better if they either dropped the Portman storyline or had Vincent doing coke. Or Gangs of New York, if Cameron Diaz was recast. I mean, that would be 30% better. Or any number of movies that should have ended differently. 10% is tough. I almost think it would have to be like 4% or 3%. Yeah, but it's good because it's not something as big as recasting. Because a recasting would, like you said, really significantly change the texture of the movie. It's like. A tweak. Yeah, or like the music in this chase scene was bad. Like GoldenEye is a really good example. That first, like, driving through the Alps moment that they have. And I was like, oh, the music in this, it just stinks. Or the song, the GoldenEye song itself. You're like, oh, that could have been better. Yeah. But then we're basically just in What's Aged to Worst. It's kind of a nitpick, I guess. Yeah, it's a nitpick, but it would be like, hey, if you made this change, you get like this much better. So maybe in recasting couch, that category, you have the option to just. Just do the 10% better. Okay. All right. Brian in Bethesda. I'm glad he brought this up, because I've been thinking about it a lot. He said, on more than one occasion, you've been discussing a movie with the narrator and have said something along the lines of, I normally hate narrators in movies, but this is a rare exception where it works well. I have said this many times. Yes. He points out that there's been a lot of movies that have narration that we've loved on the rewatchables. That's a fair point. Best movie of all time, Shawshank. These are his words. Best mob movie. Goodfellas, Vegas, Casino, Vietnam, Apocalypse Now, 80s, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Dude Movie, Fight Club, Coming of Age, Stand By Me, Cult, Big Lebowski, Christmas, Christmas Story, Fairytale Movie, Princess Bride, Rise and Fall, Wolf of Wall Street, Best Premature Ejaculation Movie, Forrest Gump. This is his list. He says, yeah, it's cringeworthy when a movie is a bad narrator. He uses one as a crutch. It was so bad in the original Blade Runner, Ridley Scott later removed her. It supports narration, but it also can be valuable. Henry Hill, Red, hoping the Pacific would be as blue as his dreams, so on and so on. What's an example of narration that you hate? So here's the thing. I think I have to tweak my opinion on this because there's too many examples of narration being good. I think my stance needs to be there's nothing worse than bad narration. Yeah. Maybe that's where I need to land. Yeah. I think I'm just wrong. I'm going to admit defeat. I mean, it's a sign of growth. I'm an anti-narrator, but he just listed 12 movies that I really like that have narration. Yeah, it feels like a crutch. If the movie's bad, it's a crutch to try to make the movie better, but if the movie's already good, the narration isn't a problem. Yeah. It's just a quality. And he didn't even mention like Outside Providence has narration. Like there's a bunch of like lower level movies that I love that have it. This year, Train Dreams. There's another one where it's like there will be the introductory and concluding narration, but not, it doesn't like, you don't have it throughout the film. Yeah. And I think that that has like a special category, but yeah, I was just wondering like, what's a movie that you've seen that has narration that you're like, this sucks. I really hate it even more for documentaries. And I feel like when you're doing a documentary, the goal should always be not to have narration. And if you have narration, you're probably doing it wrong. Can I ask you a follow-up question? Yeah. Would you like to see narration come back for movie trailers and go back to like in a world? Oh, yeah. I, first of all, I would redo movie trailers completely forever. From how we're doing them. From, we did 45 years of us showing too much of the movie in the trailer. I like the, when we don't, it's like, oh, this is coming, but I don't really know what it, like, I actually was one of the few people that liked the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer. Because I don't really know what it's about. Sure. But they showed us everyone that's in it. And I'm like, okay. Yeah, I'm in. That's all I needed. Yeah, you don't want to tease any of the plot. You just want to get people excited by showing the vibe of the movie. There's been a couple movies where I've seen the trailer and I'm like, okay, guess I don't need to go. Yeah. But if you had like a, I don't know, if you had something like, you know, they were two outcasts. He was a writer. I really miss that. She was just a little farm girl and he wound up right in Hamlet. This is their story. I mean, I don't think that would work, but like, I think it could be useful in other. He was a Colombian lawyer assassin and his daughter was dropped in acid. Well, actually, Craig, I believe he is from Mexico. One of my Instagram things that always gets suggested to me is like late seventies, early eighties, ABC commercials. Yeah. Where they're like, you know, In Vegas, Dan Tan is busting two call girls. But it's that Paul Thomas Anderson's dad. Yeah. Ernie Anderson is doing it. I just want to go back in general to the cigarette narration boys. Can we have a flex category that's the Ernie Anderson? What would you do to narrate the trailer for this movie? Because there would be some that would be really fucking funny. Maybe we should include that in the Zane Lowe Wayne Jenkins. Yeah. Or Ernie Anderson's trailer. Yeah, or Ernie Anderson's trailer. He was from the wrong side of the tracks in Boston. She was working at a bank. They met at a robbery. The town coming soon. And now his friends want to kill her, literally. Isabel Lopez. It's probably the smartest email we've gotten. I like that you do first and last names. Not holding back on these emailers. Yeah, well, you put your name in. I'm going to read it. She loves the show. She was listening to the Martian episode, which we did, I think, six years ago. During COVID. With JC. Bill says, you need a special category for the postcard Apex Mountain Apex. He called it the I Still Got It Mountain. Oh, yeah, sure. She said, there's a term for that in math. It's called the local maximum. It's the relative high point on a graph that's not the highest peak. I love the idea and think it actually applies to a lot of actor films you guys cover on the show. And she included a graph that, for some reason, didn't get dropped into my document. Can I clean up the category name a little bit here? The Kawhi Leonard Pre-Suspension, Pre-Suspension. Push. The Kawhi Leonard Last Gas Apex? Right before your contract gets voided, you just fucking let everybody know you're still the best player in the world. So Matt Damon, The Martian's a great one. What are some other ones, though? Well, let me think about it. So this is kind of like a post-prime. You get your ring in your mid-30s, like LeBron 2016, Steph 2022 kind of vibe. Steph 2022. That's a great one. Steph, that's really good. Yeah, that's even better than Kawhi. Well, the thing is, is that Steph never really fell off. Kawhi was like kind of gone for four years there, and now it's just like, I'm the best two-way player. You're getting paid by Bomber right now. Me? Yeah. A little aspiration money. Go to CR's account. I'm sorry if I just want to fix carbon emissions, dude. Liam Neeson and Taken would be a good one for this. That's a good one. Is it like Keanu Reeves, John Wick? Yes. Perfect. Yes. It's another good one. We'll keep an eye on this. Next time it comes up. Thanks, Isabel. This is from Jim. This is a really good one. I didn't send you guys any of these because it's funnier to hear the natural reactions. The first time we did this, I accidentally sent you the document, and CR knew everything that was coming, and I was bothered about it for like six months. The downside is that you hear a lot of like, let me give that some thought. Yeah, yeah. I'm pro reactions. He says, thanks for the rewatchables. It's been my go-to since the first heat dropped. I want to propose a new category, the, you accept this character's organ donation award for any character who dies in the movie. So like Richard Chance from To Live and Die. Right. He said, he has Yes, I Would, Goose, Rachel Banks, Ray Merriman, Dickie Greenleaf, Neil from Dead Poets, Dr. Beth Garner, French guy from Unfaithful, and Carl from Die Hard. French guy. Neil from Dead Poets. It's a weird one. He shot himself in the head and all the organs were, So is this just who's not an alcoholic award? Here's his no, I would not group. Wayne Groh, Quint, Eddie Barzun, Doug Coughlin, anyone from Alien, Ann Edna, Buffalo Bill, Doc Holliday, or Jenny Gump. Doc Holliday, you would get sicker getting Doc Holliday's organs. Why do I all of a sudden have TB? Then he said, in Bird Thought, we trust. That's pretty good. That's great. I don't know if that's in everything, but I think we backpocketed it. I think that's in the flex, I think that's in the flex category. Would I accept an organ donation? Or maybe it's like, whose organ would you want from this movie? Yeah. I think if we did an organ donation draft, I think Quint's the first pick for the one I would have want. He's just been drinking for 25 straight years. Oh, yeah. And smoking. And has, definitely has melanoma from being out on a boat with no sun tan. Yeah, I would think he would have the most things wrong with him. Yeah. Would you say Chuck, The shark probably put him out of his misery, honestly. Chuck Dolan from Castaway? Is he a yes or a no for organ donation? I should. He's on that island for five years, had a really bad staph infection in his mouth. Fasting is good for you, though. You know, he's been in ketosis for two years. Oh, true. That's right. He's Clary. His liver would be great. He's pretty clean. Do you think the first time he has like a Coors Light when he gets back, it just blows his mind? Like, he just gets completely tanked? Oh, yeah. Oh, I would say like half a glass of wine. Yeah. His first trip to McDonald's sets him back a week. Adam Chu says, I have a suggestion for you. I have a suggestion for a new category award, the Clint Eastwood Ego Stroke Award for the detail or scene that's clearly just there to stroke the person's ego. Named after Clint Eastwood in The Mule, who plays an octogenarian who has two separate threesomes. Is this a thing that happened? I don't think I've ever seen The Mule. I don't think I have either. I gotta admit, I don't remember that from The Mule, and I think I saw it in the theaters. Clint had to make sure we knew that not only does he still fuck, he fucks with stamina. This guy might have a director's cut in the embassy. He said, other again, other examples are The Rock and Vin Diesel never losing a fight in every choice Steven Seagal has ever made, which we've talked about. Steven Seagal, every movie, he just, nobody even lands a punch on him. He just completely demolishes everyone. Vin Diesel's a good one, though. We've never seen Vin Diesel lose a fight in any of the Fast and Furiouses. Not against this award. I might throw it in the flexes. Clint has priors, too. I always found, like, the Rene Russo-Clint Eastwood in The Line of Fire relationship to be, like, putting a little layer of cream to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now she's gonna look back at me because she loves it. She can't get enough. She's looking back wondering if you're still driving because you're 78. Somehow you're still in the Secret Service. Connor from California said, what would be the Mount Rushmore movie recommendations that would almost guarantee the female recipient you were interested would not have interest not only in seeing the movie but ever speaking to you again? Like, To Live and Die in L.A. is a really good one to start with. This is a phenomenal question. He said, he nominates Bad Lieutenant, Happiness, 8mm, and Come and See. I don't think we're gonna do Come and See on the rewatchables. And he said, I got to thinking how to repurpose this into a category and I give you the Harvey Keitel Traffic Stop Bad Lieutenant Award for worst possible scene to watch on a first date. I know a guy who took a girl to go see the Romanian abortion drama four months, three weeks, and two days on a first date. Oh my God. I think Hereditary would be up there. That's a good one. Death Wish? Yeah, Craig's still scarred from Death Wish. First 20 minutes of Death Wish, you're pretty tough. I mean, even I walked in there with my head hanging low. I was like, I feel weird about this one. And I think we like kind of scooted past the first 20 minutes. Any movie that came out over. I'll never see Jeff Goldblum the same. Yeah, true. Yeah. I think Monster's Ball is the answer to all of this. Yeah. It's what it's. Because we had that other category about worst thing to watch with your in-laws. That one was. Sure. When you're all going to the movies together. Yeah. I think Monster's Ball wins all of this. It checks all the boxes. Manchester by the Sea, tough first date probably. Well, there's a difference between like what's one that a woman will probably just be like, you gotta be fucking kidding me with this versus something that's horrifying. Right, right. I guess this is more like Species. Hereditary and Manchester by the Sea I think are like real bummers. Is Species a terrible first date movie? I don't know. Or is it not bad? It's tough when you have them really come over and have some ramen and watch Species. Because you can't really. This seems great. You can't be like, how good did Natasha Hentrich look? Like that's immediately. The really gratuitous naked 80s movie scenes are tough. Yeah, when she's nailing Alfred Molina and you're like, hey, how about that? Pretty cool. You like that? I was trying to think of fights that I had after movies with people I was either dating or on a date with or fights about the movie that whatever. And one of them was I saw Chasing Amy with. A girl I was dating in Boston a little bit. It was like a little. That really. Weren't serious, but dating. Okay. And she liked the movie more than I did and I really hated the ending. And we argued about it for an hour. It wasn't like angry arguing, but it made me like her less that she liked the ending so much. I missed that though. Because I was like, that's fucking stupid. I feel like once you get to a certain age, you're just kind of like, did you like that? And then it's like, no. And I was like, all right. I'm not going to fight about it. I also saw Mad Love with Drew Barrymore and Chris O'Donnell with a date and they got choked up at the end and I was like, wow. I can't believe you got choked up at that movie. It's now hitting me. One of the worst nights with my wife was seeing The Master. She really did not enjoy that movie. Oh, really? She was just like, you have to be fucking kidding me. Like, why did you take me to that? Master is probably the most polarizing good movie because I don't like it either. You don't? Oh, I love that movie. I was just watching a clip from it the other day. I don't think that movie is a fun hang. And I was like, I wonder if we would ever do that, but yeah. I respect it. Sure. What did you think of Begonia? Did you see Begonia? I don't watch Yorgos anymore. He's lost my faith and trust. Me too, man. Sold my tickets. Really? Yeah. You didn't watch Begonia either? I watched it, but I'm just like, I only watch them because they get nominated and I'm just like, I can't believe this. I don't like weird just to be weird. I think there's a line. I don't actually think it's that weird and that's part of the problem. If you just look, oh, interesting. Oh, yeah. He's trying to be weird, but it's actually not interesting. the movie's trying to make. I'm less interested in that. I think it's better if you just look at it as is this woman an alien movie? I think in that respect, it's really good. Nick. That's all he gave us. He has a category idea. Every watchable podcast Fantasy is on. He gives a criterion level fact that's either 100% true or is completely made up and then we have to guess. Oh, Two Truths and a Lie with Sean Fantasy? That's good. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's good. I would believe it every time. Not a truth. And there's some sort of reward punishment if we guess correctly more than wrong. Fantasy has to do a Forrest Gump impression uttering the line I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe. He would be like fuck that, I'm not doing that. Yeah. Or maybe if we get Sean if like Sean ever gets caught ten times he has to do a repatsables with you where you just talk for an hour and a half about Pats games. Maybe we get to five and if if guess yes versus guess no there's some sort of either punishment or reward. Alright, this is from KB in Colorado. Is Ryan Gosling hosting SNL the Hollywood equivalent of LeBron entering the dunk contest? Gosling, A-list actor top of his profession goes on SNL fully commits willingness to risk looking uncool endears him to fans not fans elevates his branches same. I picked this just for Craig because I know Craig loves Gosling. And SNL. I know the comparison is an apples to apples. I wish more NBA stars would do this. And then he said is Gosling this generation's best current host of SNL? He's putting together a strong resume. Is he flirting with Mount Rushmore or is that still set in stone? I do think he's the best right now. I think he's at the top of the mountain for SNL hosts. I think he's the best last ten years. Yeah. Yeah. I think he definitely is. It's his willing to commit. It's not that he does SNL because a lot of people do it. It's that he's willing to just look like an idiot and do whatever they want. It's just such a good move. I can't think of somebody who's better. Was the Chalamet episode one we received? Chalamet's good. I think he's in. Chalamet's good. Emma Stone's really good. Yeah. It's kind of a litmus test in some ways to what kind of actor you are because the ones that can pop on SNL and just ride with anything is probably part of why they're such a good actor. It's just willing to not take yourself too seriously. The Gosling SNL that he just did, the whole opening monologue was basically dedicated to how hot Harry Styles was and he didn't. And the fact that he was willing to do that shows why he's so great. It's a weird one from Tim in Los Angeles. It's a question for Conspiracy Bill. He said, in 90s crime movies, it's your wheelhouse. Sure. Cell phones are basically James Harden in the playoffs. The second someone uses one, it's they're listening. Dump it. Get to a play phone. The smart criminals always go analog. Here's the thing. I don't think that was just a storytelling crutch. I think big phone lobbied Hollywood hard to make early cell phones feel insecure and traceable. Slow down cell phone adoption. Keep landlines and pay phones alive a few more years. Product placement in reverse. All that cell phones taught us was you're getting caught. That's not nothing. I'm saying it happened. Really interesting. He thinks that like AT and, well, who would, what would big feel like? The telecom companies. But don't those companies also own the cell phones? That's where the conspiracy falls apart. Yeah, because you have to get a plan and they were usually with the companies that, except for like, I guess there was a few that didn't. I like where his head's at though. Where did, what happened in crime movies when it's like, get to a pay phone and you give the guy the number. That's kind of gone now because we don't have pay phones. So how do people communicate? Down signal? Do you feel like pay phones are going to come back or any version of untraceable communication? Yeah. I mean, if Blu-rays could come back, anything's possible. I just don't think people really call that much. Like, it's like you call your loved ones and you get phone calls from like spam. But like, do you, do you just like blind call Bill to ask him a question? We're just learning now that, I mean, obviously, emails come back. I think texts, 10 years from now, we're going to think of texts the way that we're thinking of emails now. And it's like, people have got to figure out ways to talk that's not traceable. I call Craig sometimes just to freak him out and think something happened, but I'm just calling to be like, yo. You called me when I was in Indianapolis and I was like, oh no. You'll do, you have a, it's like the random Bill call that you're like, oh no. And then it's like, Bankero. I don't love it. When I was in Indianapolis. I like to be a positive force in people's lives. I was at dinner, Bill calls me, I leave to go step outside, I answer and he goes, you're going to love CR's Zane Lowe impression on today's pod. That literally happened. That was true. You stepped out, you thought there was an emergency. Okay. This is, this is, this plane has to take off and fly in the air for a couple seconds, but it lands really well. Okay. It's from Cullen L. Cullen. I don't think we've had a Cullen before. Cullen, little rare name. You've been talking about rewatching Game of Thrones in the sauna. I do it every two years or so. I'm always caught, caught off guard in season five, episode five, when Jorah and Tyrion's capturers just casually mentioned that they would sell Tyrion to a cock merchant. That got me thinking about how one goes about becoming a cock merchant. Did you graduate in a bad economy? Unemployment rate is high and it's hard to find a job. Just hate chopping dicks. Do it all for the paycheck. Telling people it's temporary. Cut to 25 years later. You're senior director of Dwarf Cocks with thinning hair and a beer belly wondering where your life went. That made me think about what other movies just casually introduce a character with a holy shit, how is that a job job? Like the dude in Minority Report who just sells new eyeballs to Tom Cruise. Good one. Bet that guy's life didn't turn out the way he expected. Anyway, I think you should consider the cock merchant how the hell is that a job? How is that a job? That's a category for the rewatchables. That's our boy Stormor. Yeah. I'd really like the how is this a job job category. I think that's really strong. Cock merchant. Cock merchant's really good. We've never, usually for rewatchables categories we have movies, knee award, not television shows. So we'd really have to bend it on this one. Yeah. I'm trying, I'm just trying to scan through my head and think of like of like characters and like good fellas who had bad jobs or something like that. But it's, it's got a lot of legs. I mean, it's tough to top eyeball reseller in the future. How about, I mean, Millich in Eyes Wide Shut doing a 24-hour costume shop where he also pimps out family members. Actually, now that we're talking about this, the Joaquin Phoenix in 8mm. Oh, yeah. Just working in the adult film store and seeing things that you can't unsee and knowing like the dark world. Ruth from To Live and Die. Maybe just go work at like a Subway. Yeah, working at a topless bar and also acting as a snitch. Yeah. The guy in Ace Ventura. Oh, yeah. Ruth of the Rat. The old man in Ace Ventura whose only job is like tracking whale locations in that room in the concert venue. Yeah, this is good. I bet people have more ideas too. This is from Casey in Washington, D.C. The Bill Simmons watching TV on blast through sauna glass award for the most ridiculous behavior in the movie. Think Al Pacino Give Me All You Got or Tom Cruise being drunk or Nicolas Cage singing Halloween face-off. But here's his big question. If you could do a rewatch of what was with Tom Cruise, which movie would you want to do with him if it was his movie? Ooh. I have a choice, but I'm interested in your takes. Depends on how. Craig would do Tropic Thunder just so we could do Tropic Thunder. Oh, my God. 100%. I know what you would say. I would do Eyes Wide Shut. I just want to know everything about it. I would want to. I want to know everything about what it was like. It's a fucking great choice. If he was going to be like, it's all on the table, let's go. Like, me and Nicole, me and Stanley, did Stanley get killed before the movie comes out? Like, I'll talk about anything. I would probably be that. So maybe it's two versions of Cruise. It's everything's on the table, we have no secrets, Cruise. It's Eyes Wide Shut. Yes. If it's the Cruise, the public figure Cruise that we know, it's got to be Cocktail. Yeah. It just has to be. What do you think his recall for the making of Cocktail is at this point in his life? Like, can you. I mean, he's an alien. He's never drank. He has all his brain cells. I want to know which Tom Cruise skill he's held on to the most. Oh, that's a great question. That's in the Cocktail pod. You would make him flip the bottle, see if he could do it. Is he still good at pool from Color of Money? But he would probably be like, I can actually fly a jet and you guys want me to make a dark and stormy? Like, that's. Like, who gives a shit? You know? I mean, if you could do one activity with Cocktail, Tom Cruise, what is it? Play pool. Yeah. Yeah. Or I'd want to bartend. You'd want to bartend with him. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, there's an opening at TGA Fridays today, TC. I'd like to. I'd like to give him sets in volleyball and just see what happens. I want to dance with him to Lil' John. I'd also want to incorporate Joe House in it somehow because House has the rare ability to just be able to immediately befriend and hang out with everybody. And give him to give somebody a nickname. So, it's like, almost immediately be like, TC, what's up, motherfucker? And just like, Tom Cruise would love it. All right. Shots fired in this email from Tyler. He signed this, Tyler on an ice road crew. Okay. Not sure what that means. It means he's probably driving on ice roads. I didn't know if it was a Stealth Rewatchables reference from something we did on an ice road. Who knows? Would this movie be worse with dot, dot, dot? Like how we do with Hanks and Cruise, the reverse. Easily only one choice for each scene. sex, and blatantly obvious. It would be Jared Leto and Dakota Johnson. I was yelling in my tractor for Craig to be a man and name them, but obviously someone has gotten to him too. When did we talk about this? I have no idea. Would this movie be worse with Jared Leto or Dakota Johnson? I think that's pretty funny. Where are you at with Dakota? I personally really like her. She's been in. Her batting average is. She's under the Mendoza line. Yeah. I personally like her. It's pretty rare to have this amount of turkeys, I guess. But I do find myself fascinated by her. I agree. I like her as a personality, I think, more than I do the movies she's in. She's a better talk show guest than she is a movie star. I loved when she flipped it on Ellen. I felt like that started the Ellen DeGeneres turn. When she was like, I did invite you, you didn't respond, or whatever that whole thing was. Jared Leto, I just don't like. Yeah. Yeah, I root against him. First of all, any actor who then also tries to shove his band down your throat, I just, my guard's up. Sure. Right away with those guys. Who are the best actors that are in a popular band? Keanu. Oh, in a popular band? I mean, Dogstar is like. Billy Bob is a big, like, my band. Like, my band is real busy this year, so Landman may have to wait a while, like. James Dolan is the best. Also, here's my band. J.D. is straight shot. He has, like, these, like, some of the best jazz musicians in the country he overpays to be his backup band. Want to take a break? And I have a big question coming up. Okay. Okay. This episode is brought to you by Ethos. As a parent, life insurance feels like a no-brainer. It just gives me peace of mind knowing my family will be taken care of, and Ethos makes getting it fast and easy. Apply online in minutes. Get up to $3 million in coverage with no medical exam. Just a few simple health questions. 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Who are the role players? I feel like this could at least be a good mailbag bit. You're correct. So I was thinking about this. I put some time into this one. I sent this one to you guys. If we did like, you do it every year, right? Like how the NBA, they have like this year's inductees. So we did the first ballot. The Pantheon would have to be the five people that have been in the most rewatchable movies. I think that'd be a fair way to do it, which is Cruz 17, Pacino 14, De Niro 13, Denzel 12, Stallone 12. Yes. So those would be our first inductee for the Pantheon. I think you'd have the following four directors, Spielberg 9, Tony Scott 9, Michael Mann 8, Scorsese 8. For you put those four in. Special achievement. Steven Seagal brought us a lot of joy. Sure. Rene Russo just killing the 90s showing up over and over again. She's been in seven rewatchables movies. Oh my God. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Got his own category. Bernthal. How's the peeping? How's the peeping? You know what? P.S.H. scene I just keep watching over and over again. Mission Impossible 3. You think I won't do it? So special achievement. Would you put Bernthal in there for what he meant to the rewatchables? I feel like he gets in. I think Julie Roberts gets in. She's second most female rewatchables plus Pretty Woman was one of the funniest pods we had and I don't know. She's just popped in different decades. In special achievement or just in? I was thinking special achievement, but you could also just save her for Hall of Fame. Is there anybody else you would do for special achievement? I mean, if you just want to use people who have been, I think like Philip Baker Hall, for instance, deserves recognition as a role player for his role. So I have him in the next category for the that guy category. Yeah. But he's also in the imitations for a while. Oh, true. Yeah. Who else did we do for imitations? We had Wayne, Robert Loggia, Andy Garcia, Philip Baker Hall, Pete Possilway. Honestly, Loggia's got to be. Loggia's in. Yeah. Because he also is in big. All right. Seagal, Russo, Hoffman, Loggia. Would you have a fifth? Oh. Karen from Goodfellas. Lorraine Bracco. Yes. Yeah. Bracco's in. Okay. That's five. The That Guy Award. These are all graduated That Guys, but Joey Pants, John Carroll Lynch, who was in three and four at one point. What a run for him. I think Catherine O'Hara has to be in there because she's been in a bunch of different ones. We've done different characters. And Remar. Yeah. We've talked about Remar. And then would you put Baker Hall as the fifth? Yeah. He's probably actually also been secretly in like ten rewatchables. We just haven't really counted it up. I know. We need to find our Robert Ori, who's actually been in the most rewatchables movies. Is it Cruise with 17 or is there somebody who's actually been in more? I looked this up. Nobody's been in over ten. Do you know how many Hoffman movies we've done? How many PSA movies? Yeah. It's seven or eight. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. And there's some left. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's some that I would just put in just for him. So then I have. Like Charlie Wilson's War or something. Throw Your Life Away, Roller Girl, Catherine Shamel, Edie Falco and Copland, and Robin Givens and Boomerang. Oh, and there's. I can think of a bunch of other ones. Yeah. But I think this is the first class. De Mornay from Risky Business. Ooh. Yeah. Might have to add it. We have room for one more. Room for one more. I mean, he literally did throw his life away. All right. We'll add De Mornay. Risky Business. Unless you want to do Species. I don't care if I die at the end of this sexual encounter. I mean, certainly. She should probably be in there. I mean, let's be honest. A bunch of guys did throw their lives away for her. Yeah. Who do you like from Fletch? Oh, Dana. Dana Wheeler Nicholson. Yeah. That could be another category of most polarizing arguments we've had on the podcast. Sean just being. just laughing us down for an hour and a half. Yeah. Like, forget that. I mean, I would throw Courtney Cox or Mace Ventura in there, but. Ooh. Can add that as well. Just a. We're just naming hot women in movies now. And then last one. This is the big one. The Dion Waiters first class. So I did some work on this. Ted Levine's Silence of the Lambs. Yeah. She. She's a great big fat person. Catherine Han and Step Brothers. Uh-huh. We did like 15 minutes on how good she was in that movie. We did that a while ago. She's so fucking funny in that movie. We should restep. That was like 2017. I wasn't doing the show then. Are you sure? Yeah, I wasn't there. I don't think. Who did you do it with? Did we do it? I don't remember. I don't remember anything anymore. It might have been Miyu and Sean. Maybe. Let me check. Let me see when that was. She's amazing in that movie. So good. Did we do like. I feel like we talked about the Catalina Wine Cooler for like 25 minutes. It was you two and Sean, July 2018, which is the week I got hired. Wow. So we could probably do that as a live show. Cyrus and the Warriors. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Christopher Walken with the combo Pulp and True Romance. I think he won for both, right? Yeah. Yes. And then Clemenza and the Godfather, who we talked about for a while. We did. Just. Five scenes just absolutely annihilating all of them. Does Christoph Waltz count from Inglourious Bastards? He's in too much. He's in it too much. Because the other one is. Initially, I thought Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids. One of the funniest performances of all time. But she's in it too much. She's like a star in the movie. It's an ensemble, yeah. That's why. Katherine Hahn's in like four scenes. Just like absolutely destroying everything. Yeah. In all of them. But I think it's those four. There's probably some other ones. Oh, and McBride in This is the End. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Is he in it too much? He's in it for the first half of the movie, right? He's in it too much. Oh, no. It's more like the second, third, where he shows up after. The whole night happens and then he wakes up. But he's probably there for a good 30 minutes. Yeah. I don't know. It's a tough one. Michael Cera in This is the End would be mine. Oh, yeah. Would there. Oh, that's a good. I think he won, actually. He had to have. Slapping Rihanna's ass. Because we probably decided McBride was in it too much. Blowing coke in people's face. Is there any other category you would put in for the Hall of Fame? I think we should just make. We should actually really put more time into this and then, like, announce it on some special pod and have, like, plaques and stuff. Yeah. That would be good. But is there another category that should be in there? I think those are the basics. No, those are the big ones. I mean, I think Apex Mountain's so open for debate about what it is, kind of. Like, it's hard to put it in. We didn't have Bargain. Yeah, it would be too confusing. Because I was thinking, could Villain be in there? But. Oh, Hans Gruber Villain? You could do Apex Mountain by year. Who has 1984? Who has 1985, who has 1986. I was thinking because we have Nice Guys coming. And Gosling was in that and La La Land same year. My case for that, they should name for the Oscars an MVP of the year. Either somebody that just completely the performance was so unbelievable they owned the year or somebody that had multiple movies. I would love to go back through. I mean, there's a couple Spielberg years where he does Jurassic and Schindler's and stuff. That's the thing. The MVP can be director, actor, actress. Cinematographer even. I mean, we talked about Carrie in 94 doing Dumb and Dumber, The Mask, and Ace Ventura. It's like unanimous vote. And if you go back earlier to like the 70s and 80s, there are times when people put up like three, four movies that are pretty good. You know, like Redford, Hoffman, De Niro years. Didn't Soderbergh get nominated for Best Director for two different movies in the same year? Yeah, Traffic and Aaron Brockovich, right? I mean, that's. No, wait. Yeah, that was it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Tom Kane, Tucson. He wants us to flirt with him. It's been an unwatchables month. And he mentioned, we have to do Gigli, the Ben Affleck anti-classic. Is that a rock bottom? The opposite of Apex Mountain? Gigli? That's his Nadir Mountain. He mentions how Affleck's critical to the pod, which is true. We love Affleck. The Hangover's Justin Bartholomew submits a nuclear holocaust of a Rain Man impression. Oh, that's great. That his career somehow survived. Two big name cameos in the film, including Al Pacino. And then he suggests. Unwatchables month. Gigli, Rocky V, Battlefield Earth, Freddy Got Fingered, and Catwoman. We get a lot of requests for Catwoman because it's really, truly one of the worst movies ever made. Is that the Halle Berry one? Yeah. There's also a crazy basketball scene in that movie that's like. I can't even describe it. I've never seen it. I'm sure Dan has some thoughts on Catwoman. We've kind of lost the art of making real stinkers because now they're more like superhero movies or sci-fi movies that you're watching. But usually superhero movies where I'm like, I can't believe they put this out. Well, it's funny because right now there kind of is one of those in The Bride. Yeah, but there are a bunch of people who think The Bride's awesome. Yeah. Or The Bride is like a brave step, you know? Yeah, I like the Bride zaggers. Yeah? Yeah. They're like, you guys didn't understand The Bride. Like we had cats, I guess. Oh, yeah. The Taylor Swift cats. Yeah. Yeah. Drew S. writes, What do you think about adding a flex category for the Ted Levine Buffalo Bill Award for performance so good and distinct it damaged the actor's career? Retroactive winners include Billy Zabka and Karate Kid, Patrick Bergen in Sleeping with the Enemy, and even though Chris Maloney and J.K. Simmons had strong careers, you can never unwatch their characters in Oz. Wayne Grow to me is the ultimate example of this. Yeah, I don't even know. I couldn't even see Wayne Grow again after a repeat. I mean, I think he's even now leaning it. Like he did the Mulaney show where he just came out as Wayne Grow. I mean, it's like you just kind of have to- This is a good flex category for if there's a movie where it's so clearly- It's basically like are you going to be signing autographs at conventions for the next 30 years? For the next 30 years as this character. It's a typecast award, I guess, right? Kind of. Because we see it in TV all the time. It's like Jason Alexander was George Clinton. This is more disturbing, right? Yeah, it's like the performance was so distinct that you can't unsee the performance from the character. But it's like Patrick Bergen is a good example. That's a perfect one. He was a good actor, but Sleeping with the Enemy, you're just seeing him going, Laura! And he's just so crazy and evil. You're like, he actually has to be crazy and evil. There's no way he's acting. Yeah. That's a really tough line to cross. Wayne Gross, same thing. Frank Nitti in The Untouchables. I can't remember that actor's name, but it's like- The bad guy? Yeah, the guy in the white suit. I would just be like, I'm going to the other side of the street. For Jeff, it's Goldblum in Death Wish. He watches the big show. Man, this is a great category. There's so many that I want to go back and look at. Like the role that haunts you. The role that haunts the actor. Yeah. This is a nerdy one from Ron in Florida. He's a tax lawyer. He said in 82, Congress passed the Tax Equity and Fiscal Responsibility Act, which made bearer bonds very expensive for companies to issue and are very rare to see after the mid-80s. That's why you don't see bearer bonds anymore. And he can look past it for some post-82 movies like Beverly Hills Cop, maybe even Die Hard. But when we get to Heat and Panic Room, no fucking way, basically, he's saying. They're just out of circulation. He's like, Roger Van Zandt is not carrying around 1.6 million in bonds. We'll pass their maturity date. Come on. Okay. We'll tell Michael Mann. Matt Hennessey suggests the Dave Toschke Animal Crackers Award for most niche taste or interest exhibited by a main character in a movie. Jesus. This is good. Floyd Gondali's penchant for backdoor lollipops, he mentions. Did you just do it again? Gondali? Floyd Gondali. Gondoli. Gondoli. Yeah. Challenge flag. Torey Flagg. Torey Flagg. Don't take. Reynolds. Woodcocks. Fondness for Poison Mushrooms and Phantom Thread. Sure. Steve Carell's character in Little Miss Sunshine being the preeminent pro scholar in America. And then, uh, Neil McCauley in Metals. It's pretty good. Or like, Malkovich and Rounders liking Oreos. Yeah. This is pretty good. I think this goes into Fleck. Jennifer Lopez, Dolphins fan in Out of Sight. And it's not niche. I mean, she's from Miami, but it's still like, is like, absolutely mind-blowing. It's just specific. She just walks out wearing a Merino jersey. Yeah. What's, what's fantasy's version of this? It's like, uh, what's his name in To Live and Die in L.A.? Wearing the Steelers' Max. Yeah, the Mike Webster. Mike Webster jersey. What's fantasy's most niche taste? Like, as a human being? Yeah. I think it's almost the reverse of his no white condiments thing. Is that a thing? Oh, yeah. Like, no ranch, no mayo? Nope. Although, he does cheat with aioli sometimes, but he doesn't like any white condiments. Is it because, like, why? Is it, he just happens to like it? He just happens to not like condiments that are white? I honestly don't even know. It's such a good answer, and it's, it's, it's great. It's so fantasy. Like, really hates mayonnaise. Oh, no. No milk. No white condiments. Oh, no milk? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Does like half and half. Mayo's great. You need mayo in a sandwich. Uh, Rob Kasher actually convinced me to change a category. Oh. And he said he's a huge fan of the show. He's been on the ride since the Page Two days. But he said it's a terrible job by me with the Elizabeth Shue Award. She's highly educated. She went to Wellesley and Harvard, and she radiates intelligence in most of her work. I can't disagree. Her being cast as an astrophysicist is perfectly credible in The Saint, at least by Hollywood standards. It does not feel like she was cast because she was simply hot. Obviously, the award needs to be the Denise Richards as Nuclear Physicist Christmas Jones Award. Sure. So I changed that. I think he's right. Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist is a hundred times more absurd than Elizabeth Shue. I like it. The Christmas Jones Award. Yeah. I really like this question from Jack in Austin. In the social network, there's a short scene where Eduardo comes to visit Zuck in his dorm room and mentions he made it to the next round of the final club recruitment. Eisenberg gets up, stands in the doorway and robotically says, that's good. You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further. It's an all-time line reading that could base smarmyness, jealousy, and resentment without showing much emotion. I propose the, that's good. Don't worry if you don't make it any further award for best line reading. Passworders include, she's got a great ass. Everybody in the German army has heard of Hugo Stigwitz and my offer is this, nothing. We have to add this. Okay. I don't know if Sean's going to listen to this, but next time we have Sean on and he says something, you should go, that's good. You should be proud of that. Don't get mad if I don't throw to you for a while. I think best line reading is a great one. Yeah. I'm kind of surprised we've had this pod for nine years and didn't think with that, that should be a category. Yeah. Cause it's a little twist on best quote or belatedly best quote, best line reading. Leslie Nielsen, an airplane. Good luck. We're all counting. Right. But I think what his point is also that the, what Jesse Eisenberg says winds up being like a very like prophetic thing about his relationship with Eduardo. The words seem to be really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, it's hard. It's like, that's a tasty beverage is, or that's a tasty burger is like, it's an incredible line reading. I don't know if it has like everything to do with fiction. It needs to have weight. Yeah. Pat from Scranton had one that, uh, another good category suggestion about if we did a recast away the Wilson, I'm sorry, award for did this movie crossover in a pop culture and become a universal Joker reference? Um, like the exorcist heads. Oh yeah. He mentions groundhog. The movie Houston. We have a problem. Funny. How am I funny? Clown. Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in Houston. We have a problem. It's from a movie. Yeah. Isn't that in Paul 13? Yeah. It's Paul 13, but that's where it started. Yeah. I mean, I think that they actually said it, you know, like on the TV. That movie is what pushed that into the lexicon. I thought that was already. If a movie had a moment that actually became cultural, I think that needs to be recognized. It's tough because we can put it in what stage is the best. The last like 10 years, I feel like they become more. Like visual memes and like that rather than the lines. Because now it's like a screenshot of Killian Murphy from Oppenheimer after like the, what have I done? And it's just a shot of him looking down. Or the Duff quarterback. Right. Yeah. Hmm. Um, what's the last movie you can think of that really broke into like popular cultural lexicon? I think it takes 10 years. I think it's a slow burn. Yeah. Because it's like Bane now is like, there's all these Bane jokes like that you'll hear on like sports pods and stuff. And it's like, that was not happening. like when it first came out. That's a good one, though. Yeah. Like the town, which is 15 years old. Whose car are we going to take? The Departed. I think it takes like 10 to 15 years. It's got to really, really work at it. Jordan R. I'm still laughing, but you see. That's a good take, Sean. Don't get mad if I don't call on you for a while. Another 48 hours. And we mentioned the Warriors. And Jordan R. mentions how bad Rembrandt. Was this guy really good at his job category? Tagging the gravestone. Very simple. He had a lot of stuff about like. Rembrandt, this was like your one job in the gang. And you just did like very mediocre graffiti. And wants Rembrandt to be added to Vincent Chase. I don't think we need to do that. I'm going to watch the Warriors again, though. And really look at the graffiti. This kind of gets into like. Was Creasy the best getaway driver? Or the only available getaway driver? Like there's some guys that you're like. They've really built up this dude's role for the entire thing. And then it just doesn't work out. I'm going to skip ahead to the last couple here. Oh. Dave H. wants an AI platform. Where Craig could be like. I want to watch Zodiac at 97 minutes. And AI just cuts it. It's the Craig Krollback AI. Time management machine. Well, this is the thing. Is that like we need to bring back. This movie was edited by Claude. The rest real cable. Yeah. Where Craig is cutting like epic films to make it. Just chopping them. So we can watch Nick's Hornets at 5 p.m. Ben and I watched Almost Famous twice in the last week. But we watched the bootleg cut the second time. Which has like 35 minutes of additional scenes. And I was telling him this one's not in the movie. And then we were deciding after the scene. Whether they should have kept it in the actual cut or not. Yeah. Had a great time. That's awesome. Yeah. There was a couple good scenes where we were like. So Almost Famous. I would say there's probably three scenes. That they could have added. So in that case. Maybe like eight minutes longer. Okay. And I don't think I would cut anything. Robert V. Wants us to add the Coghlan's Law Award. For best random rule or law in the movie from Cocktail. He points out. We had so much fun with the laws. Yeah. In that movie. That was a really fun pod. And should we just squeeze him in. Should that be life lesson. I'm willing to test drive this one. Sure. Yeah. Maybe it could be life lesson or Coghlan's Law. I'd have to re-read the Coghlan's Law. We have life lesson at the end of the. Yeah. So maybe Coghlan's Law is in there. Coghlan's Law is in the movie. That works. I'm okay with that. Oliver from Melbourne, Australia. Wants the Al Pacino yellow handkerchief award. For the most what the fuck moment in the movie. I'll put that in flex. Yeah. And then. Kind of a dark email from Eddie from Philly. Uh oh. He was listening to Zodiac. And he said there's this huge New Yorker article last year. Which explored a theory. Why serial killers basically vanished after the 80s. We talked about this. Why. Isn't it just like DNA and surveillance. He said. Baby boomers and Gen X being exposed to leaded gasoline. Was the sliding doors moment. To power a large portion of Netflix's business. Is the theory. What does that mean? The smell of gas. Made people like want to kill people. That's his theory. That was this. This article. That's fascinating. Did lead poisoning create a generation of serial killers in the 70s? Do you think Netflix needs serial killers to come back? Netflix is now doctoring the gas. I know. To make it more leaded again. Josh Aubrey. We're coming to the end here. Just one of the guys. He said the Joyce Hauser was almost Dr. Melfi bombshell. And the just one of the guys. Oh yeah. Should be used in the future for half-assed internet research. As like the hammer. Oh yeah. He said this to me was the equivalent of finding out. Judd Nelson was almost Walter White. You know what? Is that true? Why don't we do this? Instead of what? Because half-assed internet research. We generally cannibalize like at the beginning of the pod. Anyway, like people can't help but be like, did you know this happened? And this happened, but you got to save one hammer. You got to save one for the like the most fascinating piece of half-assed internet research. Yeah. Maybe it'll build. I think that's a better way to do it. Michael Hughes in London wants us to have the Polly from Rocky word for the character. Who would? Who would host the most terrifying podcast or YouTube channel? That made me think of other podcasts, YouTube channels like Big Nick and Den of Thieves. Yeah. Could we, uh, could we do that? Big Nick and Den of Thieves would just be like talking LA high school football. Sure. He's like another great season from Polly. Wayne Grow would have an interesting YouTube channel. Yeah, Wayne Grow would be awful. Andrew points out that the Mark Colton Hayates Enrico Palazzo award for best performance with one line should actually be the Estelle Ryan. I'll have what she's having. Yeah. Nice shout out to Rob Reiner. Yeah. And that's probably a more famous line. Definitely. So I'll have what she's having. That's a good one. Yeah. Um, Duncan Woodward in Washington. He said, as someone who goes on Zillow constantly to appreciate real estate, I will never be able to afford. I often find myself appreciating beautiful homes and movies. We do this with the Amanda Dobbins category. Um, I've researched properties from movies. Find out how much they last sold for. Some examples. I researched the Graham family home in hereditary Jason Bourne's Paris apartment. We got ambush and the house and let the weapon owned by the South Africans. Um, I would like to propose the Fausto Alicorn mansion award for piece of real estate. You'd want to own the most. And then you guys could guess the price and do that. Fausto's mansion. I don't know if we want to put Fausto in the categories. Uh, um, uh, Ben from Connecticut wanted us to do the Stuart Scott award for line from. The movie most likely to be used during a nineties SportsCenter highlight. Oh yeah. Like Wolf of Wall Street. I'm not fucking leaving. Yeah. Stu Scott's just doing that. Um, all right. Dave P wants to know cruiser Hanks. If you could pick one Tom Cruise movie to sub Hanks in for the cruise part and vice versa, what are the two movies? And he wants to see cruise and castaway cruising. Castaway would be pretty amazing. Yeah. The physicality cruise would really lean into and do a good job. Him trying to light the fire. It's harder to go the other way. Um, I could see Hanks going into a cruise part. What about Hanks and eyes wide shut? I could see that would be weird. That'd be a tough one. I could see Hanks doing, cause there was like a, I could see young, you're sort of a young bad boy era for Hanks when he's doing like punchline. I could see him doing bachelor party. Hanks. Yeah. Like rain, man. That's what I was going to say. Rain man being, uh, Hanks is Charlie Babbitt. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. So Hanks is Charlie Babbitt and then cruising Castaway. Is there another Hanks movie that would be funny for cruise saving private Ryan would be hilarious. I think the cruise cruise and big would be funny. The worst version of it would be cruises, Forrest Gump because of the running, especially cruising Forrest Gump or big, Oh, cruising Forrest Gump. He's probably furious. We might need to embrace AI just so they can make a version of Forrest Gump with Tom Cruise coming on the Craig Horlbeck network, Claude, an 80 minute version of Zodiac and an AI cruising Castaway. Wow. Why can't Craig be the new Claude? It's called Craig. It's just his AI thing. Um, you got AI in my name, you know, but it would be good if you could also just be like, if sometimes you're like, ah, that's a good question. I don't know. I'm busy. I'm watching Zodiac. I'm trying to trim an hour out of Zodiac. It's really hard. Jack F loves the rewatchables mailbags. So he's gotta be excited. He's in this one. The little Kittner boy getting eaten by a shark award for the scene that gets glossed over until the. Viewer realizes, holy shit. A little boy was eaten by a shark and he has Dr. Loomis, uh, mistaking Ben Tramer for Michael Myers, um, and a bunch of others. We just talked about something like this on the, to live and die in LA one where it's like, uh, a guy explodes in the same building that, that Ronald Reagan is giving a speech at. And then the next scene is like, they don't even reference it. Yeah. I'm going to put that in the, there was an assassination attempt on the president. Then they're like, yeah, let's get some beers. But we always have to end mailbags either here or on my podcast with the, the goofiest question possible. This comes from Chris say, good morning. I did not know there would be a rewatchables built mailbag where you'd consider new awards. If there's still a chance, I would like to propose one, the Peter North award for the performance of an actor. That was their most effort filled one in their career, a performance that they shot their most load in. If you will. Thank you for listening and have a great new year. So it's not best role. It's most effort trying the hardest. It's like they shot their biggest. I got to say it's pretty good. The Peter North award. It's good. I'm trying to think of like the, the way you challenge it. It's like Casey Affleck in Manchester by the sea. Yeah. Daniel Day Lewis in my left foot. But I would say he's, he's Peter North in every movie. He's beating all the time. Peter North and Lincoln. Yeah. He's Peter North and Lincoln. I feel like Ben Affleck and chasing Amy was a Peter North movie for him. He really, really went for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really for the movies where the guy really, really goes for it. Or the actress. It's like going method almost. Michael Douglas in basic instinct kind of. Yeah. Well, no, but it's like. I guess he's kind of, no. Like cruise and cocktails. Another one. It's almost like they're throwing everything they have into a part. That's not even that great. I like that. Yes. It's like, ah, they had to go full Peter North there. Like Pacino son of a woman. Right. Or it's really Pacino and two for the money. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. There's something there with the Peter North. Yeah, it's the try hard award. Yeah, you're pushing too hard. Apparently, he has an autobiography coming out. Peter North? Peter North, yeah. Will you be reading it? I Googled to see if he was still alive and he is. Yeah. What else did you Google? We had a friend of mine in the 90s kind of looked like Peter North and it was a running joke for the entire 90s. Our friend Mike. What piece of real estate? Does Craig know who Peter North is? I don't. I was just kind of hoping nobody would ask. Yeah. Famous 80s, 90s porn actor. Yeah. Known for his prodigious finishing shots. He left it all on the field. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. What does that mean? He was getting acrobatic with it? It's just one of those things where it was going. A lot of volume. Volume shooter. Oh, it was volume. Yeah, volume shooter. Distance? It's just everything. What's with the follow-ups? Can't you just. So it's sperm? Are we talking sperm? Now we have to word Peter North for the rewatchables. Yep. This is our podcast. I think my Peter North award was the 21st century 50 most rewatchable movies pod. Yeah. That was my Peter North. For Bill? Yeah. Yeah. That was you shooting across the room. What was for Van? What was Van's rewatchables? Um. I think when Van said that he wanted. He would have slept with the woman from Species. Oh, yeah. And that he could convince her that it's a good idea. And that his. That he's pure. He's like, hey, they hate my people too. Like, yeah. Together we will. Together we can take over. That was a great one. All right. We're done with the rewatchables. We'll be right back. Thanks to everybody who sent questions in. They were really good. We'll try to do this every three or four months. CR month. Just a banger. Nice Guys coming next. Yeah. Monday. And then LA Confidential to wrap it up. No, Nice Guys will have already happened by the time people hear this. No, because. Oh, Nice Guys won't have happened. Live and Die in LA will have been out, yeah. Mailbag. Then Nice Guys. Nice Guys. LA Confidential. LA Confidential. Our first four-person rewatchables in six months. And then what are you going to do? Are you going to take some time off? It's up to Chief here. You know, he gets to decide. People were like, CR, finally some good movies because CR was in charge. I was like, what have you been talking about? What have you been talking about doing these movies for? Don't give CR too much fucking credit. What's the least CR movie we could do right after CR month? I can take Multitudes. What would you pick? You'd probably do like. You can come and go with rom-coms. Toy Story? Yeah, anything animated, you might as well put me on the bench. Cars 3? That's when I go away for three months. We just do all animated and like Harry Potter movies. I'm just gone. Do you like any animated film? And then the feed does better than without me. Fuck you guys. Spotify is like, maybe we can replace Bill. Maybe we don't need him anymore. With Craig AI. Do you like any animated movie? Yeah, I do. It's partially a bit, but I don't actually actively seek them out. I've honestly never really fully understood it. I went through a phase that all people do. You'll go through it soon when you take your kids when they're like. It's really fun to take the kids to the first one when they're like three. And then it's like three to nine. You just start going to them. So you're not a big Toy Story guy or anything. Incredibles, Finding Nemo, none of that stuff. I'm not. I like the one sad Toy Story I thought was good. Oh, three. Three's good. When they're all about to die in the fire. Yeah, three's a good one. That one's sad. I also thought Lion King was really good. Which one? Not the. The 94 one. Yeah, the 94 one. Oh, yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, that was good. The music in all those movies are really good. Yeah, good date. Like, good date movie. Lion King was a good date movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Zootopia 2 was good. I believe Zootopia 2 was really good. It was really good. Like, great. I didn't like when to be, like, way deeper. Like, basically, they started catering toward the parents and to put stuff in there. So all the jokes and stuff were, like, layered references. Yeah, to put stuff in there to keep the parents. You don't like that. I just think they should be for kids. But what do I know? Maybe they've always been that way. Zootopia 2 has a lot of movie. There's Godfather references in Zootopia 2. It's funny. The ones that I grew up with, like, weird shit happened. Like what? Like the Ralph Bakshi movies and stuff? No, like Bambi. Oh, I mean, all those early Disney movies, there's a huge tragedy to start the film. In Nemo, the mom gets eaten by a barracuda to start the movie. And up, the wife dies. There's always something like that. Well, the one that we get, and it's a Mallory favorite, I think it's Hugo. It's the one that foresees the future with AI and all this shit going on in it. Isn't that Scorsese? No. I mean, he made a movie called Hugo. I don't. Is that what you're talking about or no? It's one of those movies and it's big on AI. Mallory's always wanted to do it. I thought it was Hugo. Not Wally? No, Wally. Oh, Wally, sure. Why did I think Hugo? Wally is like. It's like the Apple Vision Pro is in Wally. Wally is the one. We're all just like fat robots stuck to our chairs watching screens and ordering smoothies. Yeah, I think Wally is like an age the best and the worst. Yeah. Now that people might be about AI girlfriends. Yeah, Mal just picked Wally on a draft we were on and she was getting emotional about it. I let Mal and Joanna down because they asked me to be on the space draft and I said, I don't really like space. I don't really like space movies and Mallory was upset. You don't like space movies? They kind of freak me out. Yeah. I don't really like outer space. What's the best space movie for you? I've seen all of them at least once. I like when it's Martian. I like when people can come home. But I don't like. Like Gravity. I don't like thinking about what's up there. Gravity is tough. Gravity is really good. I like Gravity. I think Alien and Interstellar and 2001 and. It kind of breaks my brain when I think about it too much. I'd much rather worry about like Shea Gildress Alexander's foul baiting. I've been worrying what's going on in Saturn. I'm focusing on what's on Earth. Yeah. I've been worrying about what's here. All right. Thanks, CR. Thanks, man. Thanks, Craig. Thanks to Gahal and Eduardo as well. And we'll be back Monday with Nice Guys on Monday. All right. Cool. When you shop Kroger Delivery, you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door. Our refrigerated trucks keep your items fresh while our associates are committed to getting every detail right. 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