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85 SOUTH | WILD N OUT W/ DC YOUNG FLY, KARLOUS MILLER, EMMANUEL HUDSON, & JUSTIN WHITEHEAD

This transcript is a wide-ranging conversation among comedians and entertainers, likely from a podcast. They begin by discussing a new show, "Barnett Hill," a spinoff of "Martin," and the lead role one of them landed. The talk quickly shifts to personal anecdotes about faith, perseverance, and wild times on the road, including late nights at Waffle House and encounters with mysterious women. A major segment focuses on their experiences on "Wild 'N Out," highlighting the chemistry and brotherhood among cast members, as well as the harsh reality of cast cuts and aging in the industry. They also delve into music history, pointing out how black artists influenced white acts and how some white groups were marketed as mixed. The conversation turns serious as they discuss Tupac Shakur's autopsy photos, expressing disgust at the lack of decency. One speaker recounts a drug arrest and how he beat the charges due to an unlawful search and a racist officer. Throughout, the tone is humorous, reflective, and occasionally crude, with a strong undercurrent of gratitude and faith.

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Don't be like Harvey, don't be like Cosby, don't be like Russell Simmons, they don't touch you. I remember that. That's what you think. I didn't get shit out of my friends either. That's all I got. Challenge. I just went to the script club that motherfucker got. But luckily, just being on that motherfucker helped me get so many shots. Man, oh my god. That's what niggas don't understand. That's what it is. I know how to twerk. One. You see? That's exactly what I was trying to tell you. You remember that? Remember when twerking ain't have shit to do with dancing? But ladies, I do know how to twerk. Exactly. Um, the Bartonelle Hill Show drops. It's a spinoff of Martin. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. I got blessed with a lead role. For real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I play Tommy Davis' nephew. I understand, man. I been up at two o'clock in the morning at the Waffle House with some mysterious lady. With empty thoughts. What the fuck? Anybody in there would know. I looked at this nigga DC. DC said, when he heard me call him that, he said, he acting it out. He was like, we are the Gorgonites. What? Dog. That nigga crawled to the door, bro. Dog brought me from that. I'm a Gorgonite. I'm a Gorgonite. I'm a Gorgonite. I'm a Gorgonite. We are the Gorgonites. What? Dog. I would never be up that late out in public. With a mysterious woman. With an empty of thoughts. And the things I wanted to do to her. All right. My heart was full of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now I be up early. Get out of the way. Be in my bathroom, man. Shout out to Tommy Davis, man. - Yeah, man, shout out to Tommy Dayz. - It's all right to say you're here. - You can say it. First time meeting Martin, too. My first time meeting Martin ever was on set, and I couldn't believe what he said. He saw me, he was like, "Yo, that referee, man." ♪ Gagging on the meat ♪ ♪ I been fucking, she been sucking on me ♪ ♪ Feel like bout a week ♪ ♪ And she done put them titties on me ♪ ♪ I'm so lonely when I'm hungry ♪ ♪ And she chewing on the dick ♪ ♪ Like the string on a baloney ♪ ♪ I'm so nasty, I'm so crazy, dog ♪ ♪ My man, that ain't your favorite ♪ ♪ Ain't no girl looking at all that, baby ♪ ♪ She sitting like, "You so crazy, dog" ♪ ♪ Hold up, ooh, wait, she's a freak ♪ ♪ She been grinding, she been sucking ♪ ♪ She been licking on me because she nasty ♪ ♪ And she gonna save me some ♪ ♪ I told that bitch to save me some ♪ ♪ 'Cause she so nasty ♪ ♪ I told her, "Save me some" ♪ - You tell 'em, they got some goodies. ♪ She do that thing with her tongue ♪ ♪ Well, let me tell you 'bout my weekend ♪ ♪ My shit was kinda bruh ♪ ♪ Let me tell you 'bout my weekend ♪ ♪ My shit was like a McFlurrn ♪ ♪ I slipped on that coochie ♪ ♪ I was like, "Ooh, it's slurpin'" ♪ ♪ She was like, "What you doing to me?" ♪ ♪ I said, "Ooh, yeah, I'm hurtin'" ♪ ♪ Let me tell you one time, I need me a nasty freak ♪ ♪ Let me go ahead and show you one time ♪ ♪ Let me go ahead and let me tell you what happened to me ♪ ♪ I said, "She slipped that thing" ♪ ♪ I was like, "Ooh" ♪ ♪ I was like, "Ooh" ♪ ♪ I was like, "Ooh" ♪ ♪ You was like, "What?" ♪ I had to go Kilo Ali on the phone. - Okay, he ain't bullshitting on that one. Hey, you fucked me up with that baloney screen guy. - Boy, that shit though. - I looked up and saw him like, chewing on me like a baloney screen. - Real ghetto shit. - I don't even understand what I'm saying. - If you with my man never said, "Hey, throw that goddamn shit away "and quit chewing on that screen." Y'all ain't ghetto like me. - Hey, boy. - The fact that he specifically remembered that baloney screen. - Yeah, I like that one. - That definitely popped up in my head. - I definitely was the kid that ate baloney screen. - You done chewed on the baloney screen before. - I done threw the baloney away and only chewed the baloney screen. - Come on, man. - They were good. - That was the one you played right after that. - I chewed the screen while it was in the skillet, but I ain't never threw the baloney screen. I used to get the little extra like, yeah. - And get the. - Nigga, I would give the baloney to my sister. - You a real one for that one. - I'd take the screen and give the baloney to my sister. - I ain't sure. - Eat off me. - It was strange. - You're like, man, what the fuck wrong with you? I'm like, man, it's something about the screen, man. - The screen, it hit you. - The screen hit you. This shit really gone. - Come on, man. - It's gone. It's gone right around the ball. - I had a pent up like that. - Yeah, that's why it's tough. - Yeah, that's a lot of pent up aggressions. - I think that's why I got acid reflux right now. - Probably. - I done ate all them damn baloney screens. - Nah, you know, working in the club give you that shit. After all the years of being up late, eating wings. - Think about all that bullshit we eating. - Getting high and then ordering food late. - Bro, when I first popped up, I was in the club every fucking weekend. - Nope, this is my new lighter. - You see it? - Give it to me. - See how it's getting cooked? - Give it to me. And my brand, I bought that on the way over here. I do not trust you. Every episode, we got you on camera, still in my lighting. - Bro, no, see now, don't put that narrative out there. I ain't do that. - Nah, I bought this, but this ain't yours. You ain't over here. - Nah, that ain't yours. - Let me see that. - That ain't yours. - No, it ain't. - It was black. - Boy, go to hell. - That yours. - Nah. - I'm the one that be takin' shit. You be takin' shit too, Chet. - Nah, I bought this in a two pack. Y'all full of shit. - And you just gonna let me take your shit in front of you like that ain't crazy? - That's how y'all do me. - He know. - He know it ain't his. - They crazy. - You know what's the craziest shit going on in the world right now? - What? - Think of the Tupac trial that's going on right now. - Did you see those fucking pictures? - Ain't nobody getting that shit. - Oh my God. - They have no decency anymore. - What pictures? - His autopsy pictures. They covered up nothing but his face and gelatin. All the bullet holes and all that shit. - Yeah, the real ones. Not the fake ones that been on the internet for the past 30 years. - They got the real autopsy. But let me see, bro. - No, real shit? - No, not in the OG, bro. - Yeah. - I know they ain't doing OG like that. - You know I ain't gonna count to you right now. - Them niggas shot the shit out of Tupac, man. - Damn, man. - They did. - For real? - Absolutely did. Absolutely. - Oh, that shit gonna make me mad as hell. I ain't gonna lie to you. - The crazy part is the nigga went on Vlad TV, the one that's on trial and told him everything. - I know. He was doing it. Goddamn, blood. Don't do me like that, man. - They did that. - They did that type of shit. But they ain't got no decency. They gonna release anybody's shit, bro. Nobody wanna see that. They say how his family got up and walked out. I would, too. I don't wanna see that shit. - Oh, nigga. I could've been on the Price is Right. You saw that? That motherfucker. - No decency, bro. You see that shit, dog. - How many times they shot him? - The last time when he got shot, five times? Nine, seven. Five. - Offensively, I thought it was like five. - Yeah, he got shot up, though. 'Cause remember he got shot up five times before that. - In the studio? - Yeah. - Damn. - And then that motherfucker pull up right there beside you at the red light. You ain't even expecting that shit. You just. - Listen, bro. That's why I take honor with not having no problem with nobody. If a nigga don't like me, you just hate him. And I can people hate him. I can tell. I can tell if you hate him. Like, when you walk in the club and you like, scanning for enemies, get out of there. - Yeah. - You going somewhere, you scanning for them. Make sure before I get caught, who in there, bitch? Who you talking to? - I'm just saying, period. - But I'm sad. - Hold up, hold up. - I'm just saying, in general. - Let me turn it down a little bit. 'Cause listen to this. You can spend all the energy in the world trying to tell a nigga not to do this shit. But these people ain't like us. - Yeah. - Like, people ain't like us. People who be in that type of shit, like, street shit, to the point of murdering a nigga. - Right. - Them niggas is different. - Hell yeah. - I mean, I know 'em. - They just wanna kill some. - But see, they really just need a hug. - No, they don't. - You give 'em a teddy bear, them niggas start crying right now. You be like, bro. - You know you gotta be built different. - Give 'em a teddy bear with they favorite uncle or favorite person, anybody in the teddy bear voice. Man, them niggas gonna start crying. You be like, "Hey, bro." - You know you gotta be built different if you don't give a fuck about going to prison. - Hey, nephew. He gonna be like, "Man, that's crazy, bro. "I can't believe you're talking about that. "Who is it, I don't know, who is it?" - Nigga J, nigga need a hug, bro, that's all, bro. Nigga J, ain't nothing wrong with me. - You know you built different if you don't give a fuck about going to prison for the rest of your life. - They do, until they go to prison. They just don't know. - That shit had to set in. - They get to prison and realize, "Damn, I shoulda did something else." - Yeah, you gotta keep in mind, a lot of these motherfuckers be watching so much TV, they think they gonna beat this shit. That's why when I hear niggas say, "I beat the charge," I get the fuck away from 'em. 'Cause when you say you beat it, that mean you actually did the shit. - Stupid, man. - Yeah, when you say, "Nigga, I beat them bodies," I get the fuck away from niggas who beat charges. - Yeah, you're right. I never thought about that. - I wanna be around the niggas who say, "Nigga, I got found not guilty." I don't wanna be around a nigga who beat the charges. - Hell yeah, you thought about it. - I never thought about it like that. - Nigga want a nigga black, "Man, yeah, I beat that." - But see, 'cause you gotta think about it, but before they all nervous, they upright, as soon as they found not guilty, they like, "I beat it." No, you was found not guilty, sir. You didn't beat shit. You nervous from the jump. Stop playing. You doo-doo twice on yourself. - I know that shit be for real. - What? - 'Cause when that judge read me my goddamn website, I couldn't hear shit. I went deaf. I told you that. - He said he beat them charges 'cause he did that shit. - Who? - I did it. - 'Cause you was intent to distribute. - And he beat the charges. - Yeah, you beat that. 'Cause they unlawfully. - Did you just do that too right now? - Oh, no, I can't. That's double jeopardy. That shit long time ago. I can't do none of that. - But he was unlawfully searched. - Cocaine shit. - But check this out. - Long time ago. - If you just tuned in to this shit and you knew that this nigga right here, this motherfucker did enough shit at one traffic stop to make a whole movie about him. If he told you the story, I thought the nigga would lie until he showed me the article. Bro, this nigga had the gun, the clips, some loose bullets, some crack, threw the crack out the window. You know, the police grabbed on to the car, that nigga off, fucked his foot up, went to get, they had, I knew the nigga was, this one I knew he did the shit when he showed me a mug shot. That nigga neck, his shirt was all stretched out. - Oh yeah, they jumped on him. - That nigga did that shit. - Yeah, they jumped on him. - Yeah, they did it dirty. - He called you and jumped on you, nigga. - Well, I pulled a bacon neck. I just wanted to get the dope off me, so I pulled it over after I got it off me. - Oh, so you ran and threw the dope and then pulled it over? - He smart enough to wait until he got a head start on the police to throw the dope out. - No, the police was on some bullshit. Right when they behind it. Dope hit all on the police car. Stupid ass nigga, the cocaine on they car. - The police was on some dumb shit though, so he didn't come all the way up on my automobile when he pulled me over. - Right, he just went to the back. - He waited, 'cause he didn't want the camera to see everything. And I didn't know this until we got in the courtroom and they played the dance camp. He kind of slanted the car over a little bit, so you really didn't see all of me until I took off on his ass. And with my car being in the grass, we were fish tailing. So you, yeah, until I got my- - You can use that. - My knee, I took my knee and put the wheel in the grass. - Da, da, da. - Oh, well, we out of here now. - Da, da, da. - It's out of here. - I gotta go. - Man, just described that episode of "Cops." - Yes. - Hey, bro. - When you have initially take that initial step and now on the chase, ain't no turning back, game. - I didn't want to be no fugitive. I just wanted to get the shit off. - I understand, you kind of like ran and then were like, all right, I'm just pulling shit. Let me pull on those. - Yeah. Once I threw the dope out, then when it hit me like, you're running in front of the police. And I just pulled on those. - But you see, this is the crazy part. - You didn't realize that after the dope was gone, then you- - I did not need to get that dope off me. I need to get that dope off me. - This is the crazy part. He did all that, beat the charges. They had to give him all his guns and money, everything back. - 'Cause this is how I really beat it. One, I had no prior charges. And two, the officer had just got fired from another police department for doing some racist shit. So my lawyer found out about that shit. - And you, that bitch had the head of the case. - Trying to make the stop sign look like it wasn't no possible cause. - But see, I had lied. I lied. - Don't say that. I had the fuck wrong with you. - It's over with. - No. - It's over with. - No, you told the truth. - We think it's over with. - You told the truth about whatever you just did, all right? - I told him- - The truth. - I pulled off because he was trying to choke me. - That's what, 'cause he did. The fuck did you talk about? He choked the shit out you. - I was just saying some dumb shit. - That ain't a lie. That white man choked the shit out you. - Hey man, you know it's 2026, right? - Hey, bro. - They gon' come back. They gon' come up with a law to be like, "You know what? "Fuck double jibbit. "It's triple jibbit." We can reach out- - You gotta beat that shit twice. - You gotta beat it twice. - They bringing up old shit now. - Hey. - This nigga is double fucked. - They bringing up, especially on the podcast. - I was innocent. - Facts. - I didn't do nothing. - Nothing. - Nothing. - They got damn- - Whatever I got done was- - Since they using shit in court. Free me. - I ain't do it. - I ain't did nothing. - Can't use this part. - Beside the shit that I already got time for and was done for. - This nigga make me wanna go home and hug my mama and tell her thank you. - You need to. - Hey, for real, for real. - You should do that anyway. - For real, for real. All day, every day. - Yeah, yeah. - Hey, football season is back. NFL week three is here. College football is rolling and there are games all over the place to keep up with. Look, that's why I keep checking my prize picks. You can pick more or less on player stats and build your own lineup around the games that you watch. And now you can mix and match players, teams in the same lineup. So you can pick your players, add a game winner, a spread or a total, just build your lineup your way. And prize picks is dropping a new NFL promotion every day in September, including weekly guaranteed pick tokens for Monday night football. Pick any player to just get one yard, pick that cash up. Plus you can check out the new wins tab in the feed, see recent winnings and entries and discover other users. Download prize picks and use promo code 85SOUTH when you sign up. Prize picks, run your game. - Tell her thank you. - I'm more strict on me after hearing your story. But that's good. - Mo, it was after I left my momma house. 'Cause my dad used to come in my room and take all our shit out the drawer and throw it down. - Tell him about the time when your daddy put the shit in the cookies. - Huh? - He want these niggas to eat no cookie. - No, it wasn't that. His dad ate all the cookies and he got tired of that shit. So he said, "All right, cool." So he shit in the cookie drawer and put it back where it was. - That's nigga daddy. - Shut up. - That nigga daddy crazy as hell, man. His daddy shit in the cookie drawer, man, so they couldn't eat no more cookies, man. - Who stole the cookies out the cookie? - Not me. - This nigga here. - Not me. - Well, part that bullshit about the chocolate chip cookie. - Yeah, nah, he ain't bullshit, period. My dad used to come in our room and just throw all our shit out the drawer. Go in our closet, everything. He ain't hung up the right way. He snatched all that shit now. - Is that abuse? - Yeah, it was. - Was he military? - Yeah, a Marine. - Yes. - But that, you can't say it. - Now, I'm saying for him to come in, I listened to where he said the details. He said if everything went hung up, hung up right. - Why you throw my clothes on the floor, dad? - 'Cause I ain't asking no questions. - And you want me to pick these bitches back up? - Hell yeah. - So what was the lesson? - It's who you don't wanna know. - What was the lesson for you, for him throwing the clothes on the floor? - It better be hung up right next time he come in there. - What, they was hung up wrong? - Yeah. - Yes. - How? - Everything had to be, all the shirts, all the pants, everything had to be going the same as that way. All your shoes had to be going the same as that way. He was just on some Marine shit. - I see why you ran from the police. - No, I ran from the police 'cause I didn't wanna get caught with crack and guns. I can get caught with one of them. - No, that's justifiable of why he end up being a criminal. - I wouldn't say he's a criminal. - See his household? - I don't think he a criminal. I don't think he a criminal 'cause he don't have a lot of run-ins with the police. - He don't do crime. - Yeah, I see what you're saying. - He sold dope. I wouldn't, my bad. I wouldn't say-- - He don't do crime. - I wouldn't say I understand why you bucked on a fuck nigga. - He don't do crime. - Put it like that. - He don't have to do crime. He did the crime. - No, but what I'm saying is-- - He get crack and guns? - This man was a crack dealer. - You only need one crime. - He sold crack in a small town. You know how important he was? Without him, them crackheads woulda had to drive over to another county. - Three hours. - Now they got crack and DUI. - So allegedly you was a dope dealer. - Yes. - Allegedly. - Fuck them folks up. - See, I knew it. It's a nigga right now with a four way. Going crazy in the town. - I don't know what that is. - I know. It's a lot, but it ain't a lot. - Sorry guys, I was raising the cul-de-sac. Sorry. - 400 baby. - 400 baby. - Four ounces. - Four ounces, you know what I'm saying? - What is a baby? - And a limo. - A half ounce. - Something like a little extra on the side. - One quarter. - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? - This nigga talking algebra to me right now. - I don't know. - Don't worry about it. - Yeah, I don't wanna worry about it. - In the country, you are the, that's equivalent to a whole brick of cocaine. - Yeah. - In the city, you doing some shit? - That's just enough dope to be in the newspaper. - I ain't get that much dope. I'm like three, five. - How old are y'all? - Maybe got five grand. - You what? - 38. - You're 38? - Yeah. - Fed a fool. - You're three years older. What kind of life did you live? - Hey. - No, no judgment. - No judgment. - I don't like it. - No, it ain't no judgment. - What part of Georgia was that? - DeSoto, Georgia. - DeSoto, Georgia. - You see, I was on some shit like, it was like-- - DeSoto? - Yeah. - Makes sense. - It was on some shit like, it was just so easy to get. So I was like, fuck it. By the way, 'cause I wanted, I was just something I wanted to try when I jumped off the porch. 'Cause I grew up sheltered as fuck. - Something you wanted to try? - He wanted to be an entrepreneur. - So you wanted to try something, though? - That's what I'm saying, like-- - Like you wanted to see if you could do it or not. - All my people did. I just wanted to see. - When people usually say just something they wanted to try, they usually talk about like sports, or swimming, or-- - Nah, he wanted to try selling crack. - You wanted to try selling crack. Like, it just wasn't against all laws. - Because growing up, just look, it was a, I ain't gonna call him a man, well, he dead. But anyway, it was about to stay across the street. And he was the big adult dealer in our neighborhood. And it was just like, he had all the nice cars. He had all the power. And it was just like, I wanted that. - He really just had misguided energy. He wanted to be a business. He wanted to be a business owner. - Mm-hmm. He wanted to be an entrepreneur with employees. - Right. He wanted to try crack. - I wanted to sell it. - I think he's a real-- - He know how to cook it, too. - The thing with the energy I'm getting from him-- - Why you need to cook that dope so goddamn hard? You need to heat up the-- - Who taught you how to cook? Somebody taught you? - Yeah, hell yeah. - Did they charge you? - No. - Damn! He got it sweet. Every time I ask, they show me, "Man, what you got?" "Nothing!" That's why I need to learn how to cook. - I never get the first time I drive. That got down. That fuckin' beaker hit my knuckles. 'Cause, you know, you pour the beaker out the microwave. - Yeah. - It be hot as a farm dick. Boy, my knuckle hit that farm dick. I dropped the-- - You dropped the whole thing. - Hell yeah. - Got the beaker. Everything on the floor. - Nah, it was in the sink. But we got it back, yeah. - You got it back. That's a good glass here. - The motherfucker who taught me was a-- - Ooh! - But the motherfucker who taught me was a magician. - No. - Ooh! - The motherfucker who taught me was a magician. - The nigga from Breaking Bad? - Yeah. - Now, who taught you? - Yep. - He might as well be. - This motherfucker could drop 18 ounces of cocaine and put about three grams of baking soda in that motherfucker, and beat that shit back to 25, 26, and it's still hotter than this goddamn floor. - Why am I unintentionally learning how to cook crack right now? That's not what I expected. - This is the chemistry part of the show. - Bruh, white man taught me how to cook that shit in jail. But he was a crackhead himself. - In jail? - Hell yeah. He was like, "All you need to do is just get "about three grams, put a cup of butter in there, "just stir it up, stir it in the microwave, "bite it off." I'm like, "Man, you're having about seven grams." I was like, "You sure?" He was like, "I promise you. "Call me if you need anything." I tried to call that nigga, too. - We have to include these segments in the show now to let people know what's on the other side. - Yeah, we definitely gotta kill a bit. - Without comedy. Motherfuckers will probably be out there-- with a thousand grams of rocked up crack cocaine trying to sell this shit rock for rock out here risking 999 years so but it seems like to me what's the other option he made it he'd look like a crack dealer oh one time go Jim for this shit now so that's they would you need to be telling people cuz you making it sound like I got off no you gotta build them up to break them down don't nobody want to hear a bunch of jail stories they want to hear the highlights for you you don't watch documentaries they show all the pictures from when the nigga was balling in the first part of the diamond man I had 19 girlfriend 30 mad car 200 pair Michael Jordan two people in the wildest two Tigers two Colombian prostitutes I had another bitch teach me how to play the piano nigga you got to make that shit sound good so much crack nigga McDonald's reached out to me wanted me to be the ambassador for chicken nuggets man cuz I move so many nuggets we used to walk in foot lockers let's just say give us everything you got a nice saddening Nike zip-ups all type of hair and bones Rolex watches yeah Rolexes that's a lot of money my look like he said we had Jaguars he described Clarence Farrar's is BMF it's BMF how about it's gonna be a minute so 31 rocks in his lifetime make it sound like a big meet me how much money they catch you with I had 1.7 million dollars in five dollar bill and then I had another two million in 10 I had my ex-girlfriend she was 10 million dollars and 50s over there all that bullshit don't know drug dealer tell you about when shit was fucked up when the trap was slow mm-hmm and all this dope nobody's telling you you just sitting there with that shit man what that would help me with some weed though ain't nobody want to buy it there's too many people sold weed I couldn't get off of it I smoked that you just gotta really you gotta make people you have to make I don't want to say that you have to make people who do it already do it like if you smoking weed I have to damn near tell you everything you want to hear to make you not go down there and get weed from shouting basically I gotta stop you what damn that making you go down and get weed from shop oh man shot a guy shout a guy say no more this what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do this fight and I'm gonna do this way they gonna make you go to me yeah yeah every time say no more but the new who said we really got a great business model because when you say we you you expect slow money and they are like you said they always trying to come up with a little incentive you see that Nick see them Batman back who the fuck yeah nigga I'm the only nigga in the city with the Mickey Mouse ziplock me and you gotta settle for less yo shit 10 nigga tell me they got eight and then they look at you like don't crack the same way they be like don't do me like that cuz I came here like with my team and I'm like you right man don't fuck around across a rock here give me some money with you two three times in that day just imagine all the drug addicts know where you live I gotta do it tell they knocking on the window shit you can tell them all the time look I'll be coming my grandma and they still gonna come but they don't know sometimes they don't knock they just stand in the front of the screen though it always be one that don't give a fuck about you telling them no come your grandma you're going to the door man Soon as the nigga open the door man what the fuck wrong with you? Look I know I owe you. My people need to sleep nigga. I'm sorry. I love y'all. I ain't mean to wake nobody up. I love everybody who's standing there. Everybody who's laying here I love everybody. I never let nothing happen to y'all. I'd kill somebody if they fucked with y'all. But look bro. Please look bro. Look bro. What you need man? Please. I got two dollars. I know. I know. Don't look at me like that. You did all that for two dollars? Don't look at me like that cause it made me feel like you disappointed me. Look check this out. I don't want to be on this shit. I'm gonna give you a twenty alright? Thank you so much. Now you take your ass on. Don't get it. He coming back. He coming back. That twin ain't gonna do nothing but stick a quarrel in his ass. He coming back. Alright. An hour later. He coming back. An hour? Why it don't take no hours to smoke a fucking cigarette? Hey, what's up everybody? This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew. 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You ever played that tennis on Nintendo when Mario was the referee and that nigga walk out? My, my, my. That's what that shit remind me of. I don't remember that. Yeah, you wasn't around for that. I said me. That was like old shit, like on what? Sega. What game was it? The tennis. They had the nigga, he was dressed like Super Mario. You're saying what console was it? Nintendo. Oh, the regular one. What was the shit? What was this? That's Atari. That's Atari. Was it Ataki? Was it Ataki? Atari. Atari. And my auntie used to be so excited to play with the Atari. She was like, nephew, you want to play with this? I'm like, hell no, I'm going to play with your old ass shit. That's why they bought it back. Yeah. We used to play all those games. I'm like, auntie, this shit old ass. The last game I played was a Dreamcast. No, I can't play. I can't play video games. I'm up a little bit. Oh, I'm different because you, right, right. Hold on, what? You interesting. You can't play video games because what? I'm up a little bit. I'm up a little bit. I'm up a little bit. I'm up a little bit. What is that? That mean they give me seizures. I have a T-ball seizure. If I'm playing a video game for too long, it's like it's something in my brain that don't know how not to focus too much on the graphics. And I fuck around and have a seizure. I found that shit out when I was like 15. I used to always get sick and just weary when I'm playing video games, and I ain't know why. And my mama finally took me to the doctor, and they did all kind of tests and shit, and they were like, yo, that's what it is. I'm like, fuck. So what about TV? I can watch TV, but like shit like. Cops, when they, the camera shit, oh, that fuck me up. Any fast motion. I can't watch it. You got to slow down. Yeah. Like, I can watch you playing the video game, like basketball, football, some shit like that, but if you play Call of Duty or GTA. All that shit. I'm fucked. Yeah, I can't. That'll be fucked up. Your cousin got that shit. He want to spend the night. Man, you got to take your little sick ass home. Turn that game off before Jesse gets sick. Fuck that nigga, man. Why didn't nigga mama come? And I used to try to play gold at night. Sonny, you be like, man, just go play basketball, bro. Just get the fuck out of my room, bro. I used to try to play gold at night with my cousin on the 64th. I used to get tired of shit. So you get to a good point. A little punk ass throwing up. You know, black parents ain't got no sympathy. Y'all cut them lights off and go to bed. My dad snatched that motherfucker out that room. You snatched that game? Yeah, yeah. Every time he tell you about his dad, it's going to be some shit you can't believe. Snatched that motherfucker out. She ain't into cooking, y'all. We started, right? It's the greatest story of all time. You ready? Oh, yeah. He was warming up our vocals. Yeah, that's interesting. Let me get a real cook for that. Absolutely. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 and South Zone. Nope. I'm telling you. Boomaloo. ♪♪ -It ain't bad, that guy. -You ain't never met nobody that couldn't play the video game? -Bro, I ain't never heard of that. -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, yeah. -When the warnings, they come on, they tell you they may cause seizures, they talking to people like me. -Yeah. So, what, you get lightheaded and shit when you see that shit? -I'm gonna tell you a sign. I start yawning uncontrollably. Like, as soon as I close my mouth, I open that bitch right back up, and I start sweating profusely. Like, I be fucked up, like, weak. And I'm staring off in space. Now, I don't have them grand seizures where I just be shaking and foaming out the mouth. They called petite mild seizures. -Right. -Well, I'm just -- -I told you, we got signs on this show now. -Yeah, he's saying some words. -So, you just be yawning like a motherfucker? -Yawning. I'm talking about for, like, five minutes straight. My jaw and shit be so fucking sore when I get through. And I'm exhausted. I'm talking about, I can't do shit when that shit well. Brake lights, like, if we get stuck in traffic at night and them lights just keep blinking in my face, and shit, man, I got to pull over. That shit gonna fuck me up. -See, D.C., that's the symptoms I be expecting you to have from the pills. -Nah, man, don't put that shit on me. -I'm just saying, when you talking about, "I was on pills," and then you don't have none of that shit going on. -I'm just sensitive to the lighting shit. -Man, you don't want none of that shit. -That got something to do with your drug? -I'm gonna be real. I should never -- -That's why I turned the light down, man. -I should never did my little oil pop here. -Shit, we was on tour last year, and I got sick. What cat is that? Cat, you -- Ryan -- Yeah, fuck y'all. -The flashlight fucked me up. I think we was in Dallas or Houston or somewhere. -Oh, you couldn't go to no rave club. -I don't -- Oh, no. -You'll lose your mind. Get me out of here! -A minute. -Bitch, carry me out of this motherfucker now! These motherfuckers -- -But I can't do it. -He don't have hair right here. He don't need no fucking rave cap all the way up here, the fuck? -Fuck is you hating on him? -Shit pissing me off, 'cause I see all that space. -He be mad. He be mad. -It's skin, skin, skin. -Skin, skin, braids. -I hate it. -He hate it. He been hating it since the beginning. -I don't give a fuck. -Why you hating on the young nigga? -Show him again. Show him again. Look. -Skin, braids. I hate it. -Y'all fucked up for laughing at that, too. Y'all hope y'all know that shit. -No, 'cause this is where his rave cap is really supposed to be! This is where your rave cap's supposed to start! Y'all some fucked-up people. -Hey, hey. Now I look like I got a yarmulke on. Goof-ass nigga. You done turned me into a Jewish person. -That's where your hat is supposed to start. -Where he got that mask on? What's wrong with him? -He sick. Uh-uh, y'all niggas. Uh-uh. YM, take that shit off. You round-grown folk, we ain't got time for that shit. Take that shit off. Thank you. -That nigga ain't even young. He ain't even, like, 36. -Take that shit off. -Scare of that nigga. I don't know what the fuck he been up to. -That motherfucker, that's them NBA young boy fans, my nigga. That nigga trying to be in that motherfucker dancing like this. That shit -- Them is the most -- Nigga. -Nigga will kill you, Chico. -Them niggas will kill you, but they dance like that. Like, how you get killed by a nigga that -- -Virginia, we love y'all. -We love y'all, Virgina. -There you have it, folks. We got some special guests in here with us today. We got none other than Mr. 600-lb. Life himself. -Oh, bruh, don't do -- -Justin Whitehead, on here. -I got two more than that. -He in here. -He in here. -Then we got my Mississippi partner, my Wild 'N Out partner, my Season 5 partner, for real. We joined the cast of that shit at the same time. One of the coldest niggas out here ever, in the game. In the history of black people. Mr. Ratchet. -Uh-huh. -Mr. Asking All Them Questions. -Uh-huh. -Mr. America's Got Talent. -Making statements assumed. -Mr. A Billion Views on all the platforms. -Uh-huh. -You know him and you love him. The referee man, E-Man Hudson is in here with us today. -Yes, sir. -E-Man! -What's poppin', man? -Do me one favor before we even talk some more. -What's up? -Look at Marlon Gaye looking at you. It's one of the most legendary moments in '85. -And the crazy thing, he's still looking at you, too, bro. -He knew it was you. -I knew it was you. -That's crazy, bro. -Mississippi spilled a mile, boy. -Yeah, Mississippi got a whole bunch of people. -Mississippi, yes. I didn't know until the other night. I was looking at the documentary. Lorenzen Wright. -Yeah, absolutely. -He was from Oxford. -Absolutely. -What's the guy that said, "I can't go a day without my sons"? Alexander O'Neal? -Absolutely. -Yeah, and Natchez? -Yep. -Natchez, too. -He became Oprah Winfrey. -Brandi? -Rose Miller, Brandi, Ray J. Snoop Dogg. -Snoop Dogg. -Damn, for sure, those are my names. Who from Mississippi? Enzo? -Yeah, they're family from there. You know, they related. -No. -Yeah, Snoop and Brandi, they're related. -Absolutely. -Solja Boy. -Solja Boy, tell 'em. Ray Sherman. -Yep. -I got a great-uncle. My great-uncle. -Your great-uncle. -Yep. Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters. -Ain't Dave Banner? -All the Blues. -Davey Banner. -Y'all saw him run on stage. -Hell yeah. -Burn. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -He did that shit like, "We got a lot of athletes." -Carlos, Carlos Miller. -We got all kind of -- Every motherfuckin' come from Mississippi, man. -Damn. -Y'all got a roster. -Yeah. -That's all right, though. -We got some cold white people, too. We got Britney Spears. -Britney Spears from Mississippi? -Come on, man, talk to me. -Damn, I didn't know that. -Talk to me, man. -Britney? -Britney Spears. Archie Manning. -Oh, baby, baby. -I want you to know. -Yep. -To know. -Hey, that song had me fucked up when I was a child. -Wait, Peyton Manning down from Mississippi? -Absolutely. Drew from Mississippi. -Yeah, they from Mississippi, too, for "Shit Show." -Yep. -That's why they play like that. -That's insane, bro. I never knew that. -Hey, that old baby had me fucked up as a child. -Old baby, baby. -That was my first "Cleveland" video. -Oh, okay, but you laughed when I showed you the TLC TV. -Nah, 'cause y'all was trippin'. -Y'all was trippin'. -No, we knew that that outfit that she had on, that was a porn star outfit, all top. -One thing older black people knew that y'all didn't. -What? -Britney Spears was some bullshit. -Ah. -We just let y'all have that. I'm gonna go on and tell you. -Why you say that? -'Cause that shit, we hated that. -For real? -Absolutely. -Why? -'Cause, man, that was a lot of shit. -I don't know, but one song -- -There was a lot of shit going on? -There was a lot of shit. Too much good shit was going on right then. -Yeah, a lot of good shit. -Britney Spears came out and took over. -Oh, so Britney's came over and just took over the scene? -We did a whole episode about what came out then. -I'm asking -- -We ain't twins. This shit was out at that point. -Black people are at making music. Black people are so good at making music. By the early 2000s, white people were just making up genres of music, and that's why you hear all the people saying, "Man, why white people don't make music like this no more?" That's 'cause that shit was fake in the first place. They saw us in them, Chris Brown. These niggas was amazing to them. White people was like, "We will never be able to do this shit, but if we create us a little subcategory of this shit, we can fuck with it." -So that's why all the backstreets and the NC -- -Them niggas came from "New Edition." Them niggas saw how good "New Edition" was. That inspired the New Kids on the Block. That's the original white boy group. -It was only the Beatles. That was it. Wasn't no other black group. It was just the Beatles. -No, it hadn't been no groups in a little minute. The '80s -- -But we were grouped out. -Huh? -Now, color me bad. -Color me bad. -Color me bad. -It was a mixture of people. -It was more niggas' groups than anything. -That's exactly what I'm talking about. -That was a biracial group. -That was a scramble. -Yeah. -Yeah. -They put the black dude in the group so we could believe that it was a black group. These motherfuckers were making music so good, we started lying for them. "Nigga, they ain't white. They mixed." Look at that nigga lying up. We didn't know if you cut a white dude hair the same way you cut a nigga. That was the first time that shit had happened. -Right. -John B. revealed that shit. Oh, no, he white. He just got a nigga haircut. -Yeah. He had a template. -Come on, man. -Yeah. John B. -- -I feel like I'm getting a whole history lesson on it. -Man, that black lady who wrote that song originally, you know that -- "Ooh." -Yeah. -That was a loop from a black lady's song. -I know. You're not gonna sing that song. -Oh, you ain't about to sing that? -Uh-huh. -The night is the night. Be right. -Yep. -Yeah. -She got all the publishing off that shit. -You know what's called black, too. ♪ You ain't nothing but hound dogs ♪ -She had to take them to court, though. -Yeah. Rosetta. -She had to take them to court, though. -I might be late, but the genre had pumped the jam. -Pump it up. -That's a black lady. -Yeah. -Yeah. -I just found that out. -That's crazy. -They didn't want her to be the face, though. -Right. -I just found out she wrote it. I thought -- -Germaine, that "Everybody Dance Now" lady? -Who? -Remember that song, "CNC Music Factory"? -Yeah, I know this one. -Look, they had the fat lady who sung that song, but they wanted the bad bitch to act like she was singing it. -Everybody Dance Now. -Mm-mm. -She had to sue them to get her royalties 'cause they had the other chick in the video, the little -- -That ain't even the bitch who sang it. -Exactly. -Who sang "Everybody Dance Now." That wasn't you. -Mm-mm. -It was a big lady. -It was her. -You got to pay attention to this shit. -Or send your boss all his shows. -Uh-huh. -Because they tried to fuck over. -And she had to go out there and sing it. When she sung it, everybody was like, "It ain't you!" -That's you! -Goddamn! -Goddamn it! -You sound just like the record. -There's been a lot of weird shit happening with black people in the music game for a long time. -Yeah. -Check this out. You remember Milli Vanilli? -Yeah, they fake-ass. -These motherfuckers said that they didn't have no idea this shit was going on. Drove that man crazy. -They didn't have no idea what was going on, that they wasn't singing? -Man, these niggas thought that they really was, like, gonna get to that level. They thought this shit was real, too. -What happened? -You got to watch that movie called, uh. -Like, "This Before You Can Goddamn Fake Your Shit." -Damn, what's the name of that? -It was a scandal. -It was the name of the song. -Girl, You Know It's True. -That's it. -These niggas was taking over everything. Everybody thought these niggas was cold. Them niggas couldn't even sing. - Hold on, how'd that song go? - Girl, you know it's true. - It's somebody else singing, but it's two other motherfuckers up there lip syncing. - I love you. This was like the number one dance in the world. - I think I remember, I think I remember. - Them niggas went to perform and the track skipped. Them niggas was on stage just, girl, you know it. Girl, you know it. Them niggas didn't know what to do. Them niggas was like. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that, I saw that, I saw that, 'cause that was the day they said that they could- - Look at that movie, the movie on, you can stream that shit. Girl, you know it's true, it's in they whole story. They wanted to get a record dealer or whatever, but they went to the record label and they already, the record label was like, no, y'all ain't gonna sing shit. We already got the tracks. Y'all just act like you're singing it. - Y'all got the look, but y'all can't- - Y'all ain't got the voice. So they had other people singing it, and then they were live at a concert like Lo said, out there just going, just lip syncing like fuck, and some fucked up, and they just, all you hear, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, what the fuck? - Same shit happened to Ashley Simpson though. - Oh, for real, huh? - Remember Ashley Simpson on Saturday Night Live? Her track fucked up, that bitch started doing the hold down. - Jessica Simpson, little sister. - Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. - That's why Milla Vanilla always get the butt of the jokes, 'cause they were fake, they were just walking around. It wasn't even they voice, it was just they face. - Yeah, they blame it on the rain. - Blame it on the rain, that shit went crazy too. - What about the other girl who was rapping? The one who, she was on the, she didn't say no word. She was like. What's the, the white girl, man? Is it Iggy? Is it Iggy Azalea? - She got caught bullshitting? - She didn't say no word. - She found, her lane though. - She was like. - I don't know one song on the radio. - On the freestyle. - On the freestyle. - She was like. - She was on there with Sway. - Wow. - Wow. - Man, I don't know where I've been at. - Yeah, I ain't know that one either, man. - All the things I knew about her, she was dating Nick. - I know, that's why I ain't say nothing crazy, 'cause that's my wife. - Nick Young. - Yeah, Nick, I fuck with Nick. - And then, then she take a car from him, or he took a car from her or something. - That's why him and D'Angelo Russell fell out, that nigga told, he had said a lot of shit. - Nigga, he, D'Angelo Russell, you know how you, you talking to your partner? You talking to your partner about fucking hoes. This nigga, D'Angelo Russell, you know. - I recorded, put it up, put it up. Now, messed his whole relationship up. Boom, boom, boom. - Everybody involved. - Oh, everybody involved. - I never knew how that shit happened. - Oh, that was ugly. - Yeah. - That was ugly, that was ugly. - They never got over it. - That one, that ain't, that one good. They never got over it. - Yeah, they never got over it. - You don't go over there like that. - When was all this stuff happening? - This is how to figure out where I was at during all the stories I done heard since the camera's been on. I'm trying to figure out where I, where have I been at? I ain't know nothing about Mississippi. - You was famous. You was, you was getting all that money. You was on the road. You ain't have time to be worried about what the fuck was going on. - You don't know about the D'Angelo Russell shit? Yeah, he told on that boy. - You be kinda oblivious to shit, too. Thankfully so, 'cause this all sounds like it ain't my name. - He be trying to play Madden the last time we played. I beat him. - Man, anyway. - See what I'm saying? - I don't know nothing you talking about. - You don't get it. - You know that. Go there. ♪ ♪ - And LeBron on the move, too. That nigga's in Philly. They saying he gonna fly in from New York. They saying it's a 45 minute helicopter ride. - Y'all gotta have some neighborhood he can be comfortable in. - Bruh, all that bike riding in Philly, G-State. That nigga didn't come for that. That nigga is coming for championship on it. - We don't need no ATV, them four wheelers. - Man, he don't wanna hear all that. He don't wanna hear all that at night. That man at 40 years old, he needs some rest. - Come on, Philly. - Hold up, wait a minute. Yeah, hey, all right, turn it, cut it on. He can't wait to get in that locker room, tell them young niggas to cut the music down. Looking at this lineup, Tyrese Max, Edge Combs, Jaylen Brown for sure is an all-star. LeBron James at 41 years and goddamn 12 months. NB. - Is that better than the Knicks right now? - For sure. - He gonna make them all step up and play like they best game. - This the best team he done been on with niggas in they prime? - When people stay hurt like NB, I give, I have a problem giving them a nod, man. 'Cause a motherfucker can't stay healthy. Yes, I know what he can do, but has the motherfucker done it on a consistent basis? That's where the question mark lies. - You that nigga laying on that table, like a bad bitch every year. Every year, that nigga go get some work done. I don't know if it's for basketball or something. - Gotta lay up in that hotel for a couple days. - But that nigga have a fire on every August. - Yeah. - Till October. - Yeah. - This year, no fire. He ready to play. - You pissing me off. - Say you just played 50, 60 games. As long as you ready for the motherfucking playoffs. - What you been up to, man? - Hey, man. - Barnett Hill. - To be honest with you, bro. I'm lost on that shit now. - Barnett Hill. - Barnett Hill. - Oh yeah, hold up, hold up. - Y'all got the Barnett Hill for sure. - Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, man. My fault, my fault. - Pop your dick. - Benji Brown was just talking. - Why you didn't tell me? - But I missed. - You said what now? - For those that don't know, you watching the camera, man. September 1st. Barnett Hill show drops. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I play Tommy Davis's nephew. So-- - You know what's so dope to me about that? - What's up? - I was there when you met the nigga. Remember he came on Wild 'N Out the very first time? And you told him you did the shit. You was doing the shit. You like, "Man, bro, you don't know." And then you did the whole scene and that nigga was like-- - Oh, man. - Man, that's crazy. - Wow. - For real, sir. - That's amazing, man. You know how Tommy is. - Damn, man. - How do you remember that? - 'Cause I was literally, you was on my team and you was like, "Bro, I think you had the," that's when you wore the skull hat. "Yeah, I think you had on some dumb shit that day." 'Cause it's like the way it play out in my mind. I wanna say you had on like overalls or some shit. And I'm like, "Why the fuck would the nigga be wearing some overalls?" But it was something like that. And then you was doing it and you was like, "Devon Hill, man, can you?" You had the whole scene and that nigga was like, "Wow." - Wow. - Wow. - That's it, man. - That's it. - That's it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. It's surreal, man. I got the call, I did the audition, got the call. And let me just say, man, once again, Paramount Plus, September 1st, that's when the first episode drops. And then Tommy Davis is like the most humblest. - I love that nigga, man. - He's the most humblest public figure that I've ever met. Literally, and this is not no name dropping, nothing like that. - He called me yesterday and I'm looking at the phone like, "Wow," you know what I'm saying? This is one of my childhood favorite comedians growing up, him and Martin, so being able to be blessed with, to work alongside Martin and Tommy Davidson and Kim Whitley and Wendy Raquel, it's like, for him to be-- - Hey, hold on, I gotta stop. Big shout out to Wendy Raquel. I love Wendy Raquel. - Big shout out. - Big shout out, for real. - I love her. - Yeah, she's legit, man. - Biggie. - But Tommy, yeah, he actually called and he was just. What makes him so humble to me was he's so excited about this show and I'm looking at him like, "Yo, it's your show, it's about you." And you know, with you being a legend, at least in my eyes, for you to still be excited like a little kid that this show is coming out, that says a lot to me. It defies the saying, never meet your heroes. I'm not saying that he's my hero or anything like that, but it's just like-- - You can say that. - Dog, he was just-- - That means you're a hero. - He was just so like, "Yeah, man, can you believe it? "Hey, look at the picture that they sent, man. "It's here, I can't believe it's here." And I'm like, "I can't even believe I'm on the phone with you. "I can't believe I'm on the phone with you "and you talking to me like, you gotta come out to Cali, man, "so we can do the premiere of the show. "Like, we gotta get you." I'm like, "Wow." So, man, shout out to Tommy Davidson, man. - It's all right to say you're a hero, man. - I can say it. I know, I know. - She's a hero. - First time meeting Martin, too. He saw me, he was like, "Yo, that referee, man. "Dawg, we used to--" And then Benji, shout out to Benji Brown. He told me, he was like, "Yo, Martin used to, "like, he'd literally come in the house, "turn on YouTube, and watch you." So to hear two of my favorite comedians give me my flowers is like, oh, but all glory go to God. Man, I can't, you know what I'm saying? I can't. It's just that, man. It's just, it's a beautiful thing, for real. For real, for real, for real. - You say, "All glory be to God." I almost put the wig down, but then I was like, "That ain't what God want." - What you mean? - He don't want me to put it down. - Oh, no. No, man. In fact, on set, like I got a, I actually got a testimony about being on set, man. When I got the call that Niall called me. Niall called me. I was like, yo. - Shout out to Niall Evans. - Shout out to Niall Evans, man. The director's nephew, man, he called me, and he was like, "Yo, you wanna do a show for Martin, man? "You wanna try it for Martin, spinoff of Martin?" I was like, "Yeah, man." He was like, "All right, man, send in your audition. "You got about," I said, "How long do I got the, "man, you got, can you get this to me tomorrow?" "I ain't got no haircut, no none of that, all that stuff." I had to call my barber, set up my cell phone. Hey, barber, put him on speakerphone, read from the lines, so I can do the lines. Long story short, it was terrible. - Yeah. - He did all to my manager, I was like, "Yo," you know what I'm saying? It was last minute, they said they need it now. I ain't did no audition in a long time, bam. So then I prayed, I was like, "Lord, you know, "you know I want this." Like, it's Tommy Davis and Martin, like whatever i said but if it's in your will let me let me have it or don't let me have it if it's in your will four days later ricky calls me shout out to ricky yeah most definitely she called me she said all right you got the part blew my mind she said you're gonna fly you out there for a month yada yada and i told her i said hey before i sign the contract before i say yes to this contract let them know i can finally tell this now it's like let them know that i will be doing no cursing i said i don't before i even get out there let them know that that's what i'm on not even one curse word one curse i'm walking away from the whole thing she was like all right i'll let them know we get out there four days into the table read i'm talking about we wake up we go in and we just sit with all the actors and you read your scripts nothing but cursing words for you from for me like for the just my character and i'm sitting there looking at the page and i'm like i i don't want to be disrespectful because you got the director you got bt you got everybody that's trying to make sure this show is a go and i'm the only one trying not to say or not saying the words that are actually on the paper and maybe a couple days later i called ricky i said listen this this day three and they updating the script and they're giving me more curse words i told you like i ain't knowing that and she was like i told him that so boom the next day i wake up in the morning and i pray i said god whoever you gotta holla at ricky says she told him but i need you to step in i ain't trying to curse you know i want to do this project but i'll walk away so just let them know whatever i kid you not i'll walk in the building that same morning and bentley evans shout out to billy evans the director um a lot if y'all don't know billy it is he literally wrote created um a thin line between love and hate and the jamie foxx show and he was on the martin show like he is heavy in the game right he calls he calls all the cast into the room and he says out of nowhere he just says all right man i'm bentley i'll be taking over for the next couple weeks uh whatever y'all see on them scripts make it yours he said keep it funny but if you don't think it's funny or you see something you want to change make your chores so then i'm on the couch like but lord i know you ain't work that fast yeah you do so so i'm sitting there listening to them talk right so everybody get up after the meeting they leave but i had to make sure because you ain't say don't curse or you said make it funny stay stick to the script so i stayed behind and i looked at bentley i said yeah i'm not going to curse you you're not going to curse me yo i'll just let you know right now bro i i don't curse i'm not finna curse or you know whatever he said i already know that i know that he said hey from here on out he said don't worry about it i'll send an email to all the writers don't put no more curse they got all the cursing for emmanuel's character and i told him appreciate it then and then i before i walked out he said hey he said i've been doing this for over 40 plus years this is my very first time telling the cast to come into the office and tell them to make the script yours i almost left that room in tears because i couldn't believe that like a little prayer like that god took over just like that i'm so glad you ain't a little friend i'm glad you ain't crying bro i almost did bro that's small if you think you know compared to what god can make listen boy that little bit to make you cry boy you have no idea bro you have no idea man come on literally have no idea what i'm gonna do he'll bring you through i've been there man y'all right you don't understand i've been up at two o'clock in the morning at the waffle house with some mysterious lady what the bag of weed in my pocket gun under the seat i ain't know where i was but i was there god brought me from that i would never be up that late out in public with a mysterious woman with a mysterious mysterious woman with danger thoughts and the things i wanted to do to her all right my heart was full of things you didn't do it yet huh you didn't do it yet man music videos on the way i just dropped a new single heat the walls oh i got another song coming out soon yeah emmanuel hold on it's what called what he'd the woes he'd the woes h-e-e-d h-e-e-d the woes what's he'd that means yeah grasp it so y'all go check that out man it's on it's on all the platforms anything that you're streaming man he the woes man it's all it's out now varney i'm gonna be on paramount paramount plus man hey man we done them up man we done them up oh yeah oh my god that's awesome come on i made this shirt for you especially special order what i'm gonna do with that special orders this shirt gonna help you keep it tight don't know how i'm gonna put that on look at this i'll put some baddies on there we didn't sell that no oh now let's kill does this heal hey hey what are y'all doing oh um hey bro i ain't look i ain't never fought no stud before but we can hit big bro we can hit we can hit we can hit big bro hey man hey uh what is this you see this bro man look at the hat we gotta drop these dog let's run it let's run it let's run it bruh why are you here tell me one of your all-time favorite wilding out moment hmm on that since all-time favorite out some of your personal favorites tell your favorite moment and one of the favorite moments not okay because i know my favorite moment i got one i got one i got one for you specifically my favorite moment uh was when all that cast came on there very nostalgic for you um keenan he was there king of kill laurie oh yeah that was that was insane bruh insane um uh one of my most memorable moments is when you your first season there what happened yo so he came in the season uh after me right and a lot of people don't know like well you can actually sing but when you get on those mics and you know the the mic hit or whatever the tone is because of the arm because it's whatever so because i've been on there a season before dc i tell dc hey man right before we go on stage i said hey man if you plan on singing if you're gonna do what you're gonna do jack know when that beat come in they're gonna throw you off that man looked at me and said man i got that man man i'm looking at him trying to tell you i'm like hey dc i'm telling you bro like it ain't what you think it is but it's your first man i got that but you ain't got to tell him i know what i'm doing but i've been seeing you bro all right man that might hit dc was so on key in front of the phone after like doing the commercial break he's gonna cover robbie some of them man no mice man i'm gonna make me a brother i'm just staring at that man like bro it sounds good bro but that that memory always gonna stick with me bro that was too funny let me tell you something bro i remember when you know why why that was a camp it just wasn't just work like we're gonna go to work but then we got it we gotta live together once we leave sex so it's like we really get tight we gotta go back to the dorm room kick it what you finna eat i'm gonna go with you hey bro don't be going over there by yourself you feel me like we gotta kick it we go back to the hotel game bro we roast it for six hours straight i'm talking about was hitting with haymakers all night bro didn't even wrote the hitman hitman wrote to his ass and chico walked in was like boy your ass ain't gonna walk in here on his ass bro was you not in the beginning well i was there from the jump no i cannot believe i don't remember that no no no i remember we was we was in a real dog of six niggas being great and creating and we was six hours just no no way to the point that the next day does now who was basically over the water now he didn't get no sleep he was like bro i had to listen to it y'all was on the floor above me i had to listen to y'all all night roast each other when i say that was probably the hardest i have ever last this man came here and called uh hitman a gorgonite i don't know if y'all rock used to watch small soldiers but it was the monster looking when he had the bald head and when he caught he he said it i i think i had said no no you said you said i called him a gorgonite but i didn't know anybody in there would know i looked at this dc dc said when he heard me call him that he said he acted it out he was like we are the gorgonites right dog this crawled to the door bro he's literally crying no exaggeration no i've never been laughing so hard like hey i need to get away from y'all like it's painful absolutely i literally army crawling trying to reach to the door because this man would not stop flaming Claiming people And as I reached up to open the door to get some air, she go walk in. "Bud, you ain't the great, the great here, bud." And it was just like, oh my God, bro. - Smoked, everybody had a haymaker. What, what, what hitman say to you? - He told me I had a T-Rex. - He said, "Bud, he said y'all had got a T-Rex on, bud." He was like, "Bud, when you get to find "your go-to move, a hat, bud?" - Shout out to hitman, he got the motif. Don't let him fool y'all. - The old T, I told him that, like, what'd I say? - What'd you say? - I told him he used to chew something with, Starburst. - Starburst, what'd you say, what'd you say? - I told him like, the way your T, the way your T, Starburst got your T looking, "Mmm, concrete flavor." - Good God. - Boy, I was in that bed hollering, bud. I was in that bed hollering, I said, "Bro." - Oh, boy. - I think we literally laughed, I said, to sleep. We was like, "Huh, huh, huh." - Bro. - Bro, I came, I tried to crawl out the room, bro. - That's why I said, that show created a brotherhood, bro. - Oh, man, we had the freestyle that lasted at least three hours, man. - Oh, my God, Bryce, bring it back, man. I went to sleep at your grandma, what is it? I went to sleep on your grandma's couch, so where you staying? - Uh-huh, at your grandma's couch. - At your grandma's house, say what? - I went to sleep at your grandma's couch, so where you staying? - Uh-huh, at your grandma's house, say what? - I'm gonna just leave at your grandma's house. - What'd you say? - What'd you say? - Carlos, bruh, y'all know he's like one of the kings. - Turn it beat up. - That was. - Turn it beat down. - That's your goal. - Carlos won the like, my number one hands down, top freestyler, is Carlos Miller. - Come on, man. - He used to, bro. - You be quiet when it's my turn. You be quiet when it's my turn. - Doing the commercial breaks, this man would literally just get on the mic, and just say whatever come to his mind. - Spaghetti! Or with the meatballs. - And he walked out there, he walked out there and said, I went to sleep, I fell asleep on your grandma's couch, so where you staying? It is so stupid, but by the time, like, the episode was over, the crowd was like, man, yeah, yeah, the Wild 'N Out games, we can't wait to get that over with so we can see him doing the commercial break, grandma's house. - I'm gonna be real, Wild 'N Out. - And it stuck for five years. Every season we came back, I went to sleep on your grandma's house. So where you staying? - Let me tell you something. - On your grandma's couch. - Wild 'N Out made everybody a better star because we among stars, bro. Like, if you, if I'm sharing the stage, what I know with somebody whose confidence is up to par, boom, I know somebody's wittiness, sarcasm is up to par. And I'm over here like, oh, I can't go out there on that shit. - Man. - Uh-uh, my people who I'm on stage with is already gonna set the level and the standard already. So we damn near kept each other up. - The best shit is in between the games. That's the best shit. - Except when they stopped down the production or some shit. Man, that'd be the most fun you'll have of that whole shit. - 'Cause now we can get loose. - What about the one that was actually on camera? And it was like, the best thing, the best part about that was everybody was involved. With Nick Cannon, little brother in the shoe. - Come on, man. - Man, so I'm on his team, but I forget my mic on. - Boy. - And when we was playing "Plead the Fifth," I don't know if some of y'all seen that clips out there, but we sitting there, sometimes if they don't cut the mic back, off, you can pick up what we saying while somebody else trying to talk, so. - Which wasn't a thing. - Bro, it wasn't. - You couldn't just talk on that mic. - It wasn't, right? So they usually cut it all off, right? Jalen, shout out to Jalen Cannon, man. Nick Cannon, little brother. He go up there to do "Plead the Fifth," and I don't know what took over me, dawg. I just happened to look at that man's shoe, and you could tell it was one of the biggest shoes I ever seen, 'cause he still had space where the heel was. And I said, I said, them big ass shoes. And DC looked, and it was over with. One, DC, he tried to look me down. - I didn't even notice it. He was like, "Big ass shoes." - He took me down. Once I said that, DC looked, and then DC said, "Ah, look at the shoes, Nick!" Once he said that, I think Chico jumped in, and then Rip was like, it was like, Rip said, since we playing "Plead the Fifth," Rip was back there like, "He want the shoe and nothing but the shoe," right? So then it just started, like, the chaos just building. Carlos, he was, Carlos was the team captain for the episode. So Jalen, he was trying to, he was like, "Man, I'm trying to, man, man, I'm trying to get my," that's what Rip said. He was like, "Man, can anybody calm down? "Order the court, man, I'm trying to get my joke off." That's what Rip said. He want the shoe, nothing but the shoe. So it started back up, happy, calmed everybody down. He looked at Los, and Los was just like, "Shoe," like that, right? So now it's chaos, and then you hear Chico jump in, and he was like, he was just freestyling. They call him Big Stomp, da-da-da-da-da-da, whatever. - Oh, look. - Then you look at DC. - Oh my God, man. - You look at DC, and this man had some Apple box, like, it was like this big wooden box for both feet, that cameraman used to sit on. While everybody's laughing over here, DC goes off stage, get the camera box, sit on top, stand on top of the camera box, as if they was the man's shoes. With the whole crowd, and everybody was on stage, looked at DC like this, and they lost it. And he was walking like this, like, "Get the man's shoes." And it was like that for the rest, to the point where they was like, "Yo, we gotta get back to the rest of the show. Like, y'all gotta stop, bro." - And remember, Chico had, did the wild style with the mascot shoes on. - Oh yeah. - The whole episode turned into about Nick Cannon's little brother's shoes. And it was the most, one of the most iconic. - They wore a big head on game. - That was big. - That was a big head. - Yeah. - And you can't, like, you can't make that stuff up, man. You gotta have the chemistry for that kind of stuff, dawg. - We had some fun on those shows with family. - I don't get fucked with nobody. Every day, man. - I didn't give a fuck what happens. - What moved you in, or nothing. - I never cared. I just knew I couldn't wait to come to work, because I just knew any moment is gonna brighten my day. - Doing the bed job. - I swore on everything. We can have a fucked up day. Something gonna happen where I'm like, somebody gonna be like, "Man, wake your stupid ass up." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now we in here now, now I'm up. - I was just saying, I'm up. - I feel like if they made, if they, they, they probably, hey, man, I'm just, I ain't saying I came up with this idea, but I ain't never seen it, and I thought about y'all should. Wild 'N Out probably should release the, - All the BTS footages. - All the jokes that didn't make it. - Fact. - Like, they got a full, like, it be some time. - Years and years. - Bro, shout out to Hitman. He probably gonna hate this, bro. Like, I tell people all the time when they used to come on Wild 'N Out, the newbies. I was like, listen. Don't throw a party. If this is your first time being on this show, when the season is done shooting, do not go home and brag and tell people I'm gonna be on the show. - Come watch the show. - Bro, 'cause what's gonna end up happening is, I ain't even know this. They gotta make cuts. Everybody can't make it. So even if you have a good joke, it might not never air. I kid y'all not, bro. Hitman, his first season there. - He threw a watch party. - Man, that man threw a watch party, brought the whole city out. Flew me down there. This is the premiere. I walk in like, I'm just supporting Hitman. He tells me about, man, this is Wild 'N Out, he going in. Bro, the whole, literally his whole premiere episode, that boy made the commercial. And I had so much camera time. You would've thought it was about a watch party. I'm like, oh man, they showing me too much love, bro. Hitman had the city out and was like, nowhere near the episode. So I be telling people like, man, if they can actually show what they don't air, some of those jokes can make and break your career. Now, please don't, it's 2026. Please don't get too sensitive. But I remember I said a joke, and I thought like, oh, this hit, it's over with. And again, don't judge me, it's comedy. But we were doing star sightings, and I remember getting in between these two, these big women, they were big. And they was like, Emmanuel, who do you got in town, man? Who do we have? I said, oh, you guys won't believe it, man. Give it up for all the fat Rick Ross lost. 'Cause your dad was at the time, Rick Ross got real skinny or whatever. And when I say it shut the place down, but when I thought it was gonna air, it was like, but no, we not putting nothing like that on TV, boy. - Right. - It's a lot of stuff that, if them folks release some like, stuff that was said on stage, man. - You know, my one that I wish they would've released? - What? - When we did this song, but I said, I don't know. - When we did this song about sexual harassment. - Why we? - You don't remember that? - Uh-uh. - Oh, man. - How it go? - Don't be like Harvey. Don't be like Cosby. - Oh my God. - Don't be like Russell Simmons. - Yeah. - They out here touchin' women. - I remember that. - Keep your hand to your goddamn self. Keep your hand to your goddamn self. - Oh my God. - I remember that, I remember that. - Yeah, boy. - I heard another one about Rodney King. They ain't have to beat Rodney's ass like that. - I can picture Ken singing, "Stay down, Rodney. "Stay down, Rodney. "Stay down like the feet, Rodney, like that." I'ma kick his ass hard 'cause my ass like that. - Bro, they not gonna release that song, bro. - We grown, too. So if you tell us to make a song about some shit, we not thinkin' like that, man. We need approval for this shit, man. - They ain't have to beat Rodney's ass like that. - And you coming from a company that's-- - Stay down, Rodney. - Stay down, Rodney. - I ain't gonna lie, I'm glad they probably, we probably would've gotten different. - No, 'cause look at what's going on now. That's all they're talking about. - Right. - Nah, but in the times that we was in, bro, they probably would've canceled that show if we did. Black folk would've been mad for sure. - Man. - Black, y'all would've been mad at something like that if y'all would've seen that song. - Maybe the family, but. - Nah, bruh, 'cause it's still bringing awareness. - It's really pop culture though. - It's still bringing awareness. - They said we couldn't drop the "Sex With Arrested" song because all that was alleged. - No, I'm talking about the "Rotten King" part. You know how many young people will go like, "Who the fuck is 'Rotten King'?" And go and look it up and see. - Yeah, but then they'll make fun. The song was hard. - The song was hard. - The song was hard. - They had the beat 'round their ass like that. - "Sex With Arrested" and shit. - But we had melodies and everything. ♪ They had the beat 'round their ass like that ♪ - But going in, bruh, that song was hard. - That shit was so hard, bruh. - I remember I told Nick one joke. I told him, "Bruh, this is around his divorce." And I don't mean to bring this back up. - We're just talking, Nick. - Oh, shit. - We're just reminiscing. That's the word. - What you done did. - We're reminiscing. Now, I told him during "Plead the Fifth," I said, "You remember when we came back, "but they was cutting everybody's episode. "They was cutting everybody's episode "because the stuff was going on. "People weren't getting paid what they used to." And I went out there and I asked him, I said, "Yo, are our checks a little bit short "because Mariah's taking all the money in your divorce "and shut the place down?" I really thought, I'm like, "Oh my God, when this air, I'm in hell." - Right. - To the abyss, nothing. - It doesn't exist. - And the funny part about it, everybody gets got. Don't think you, 'cause it was where at one point for six, seven years, seasons, they never cut my stuff. So when I hear these niggas complain, I'm like, "I don't know what y'all talking about." - I called 'cause I didn't know they did that. So Hitman had an hour to went through his permit party. So when it happened to me, 'cause I think mine was, I had a big-ass moment. I don't tell 'em, I said, "This was my first shutdown. "My first ending, ding, ding, ding, ding." I'm like, "Yeah, nigga." I think Rip had them poor powder on me. He did some shit where the powder got on me and I fucked around and did some shit back on him and I ripped it. Nigga, when they cut it, with him only throwing the powder on me. - You were pissed. - I said, "The world gonna think it end like that?" I said, "There ain't one with that." I set that motherfucker down, you hear me? I called Hitman, I said, "Hitman." - All right, since y'all bringing that up, do y'all remember there was a period of time, damn near every day, Rip was throwing something on somebody and we was just like, "Look, no fucking more." Don't throw nothing else on nobody. Don't blow no glitter on nobody. Nigga, don't you throw a handful of M&M's at nobody. - It got to the point where it was like, "You know what, that's his gimmick. "So now I'm expecting it. "I wanna see him throw the powder on a motherfucker." I can walk up on him like, "We gon' smack in the face today with that motherfucker." - It got to a whole 'nother level, bruh. He was just, it got to the point where it became Rip thing, so during the wild style, we all backed up. - You don't know what he might do. Rip might wipe some doo-doo on your shirt. - Shit. - And you know what? - Cut the commercial, cut the commercial. - Cut the commercial. We gotta make it work. How you gon' be on Wild 'N Out with doo-doo on your shirt? - And run out. - Damn, dawg. - And then he off tomorrow. He'll run straight out the building. You won't see him by the time you see him. - You ain't even mad no more. - You ain't gon' see him. - And then get to fight with nobody. Nobody ever tried him. I don't know how he got away with some of that stuff. - I love Rip, bruh. - But Rip will do some, he did a lot of shit that couldn't make it on TV, man. Rip, 'cause you don't never know what he might do. Rip might find a lady in the crowd and squirt some titty milk on the camera. You're like, "How y'all letting this shit fly?" - Roll some shit on my shirt, Rip gon' stab us all. - I love Rip, bruh. - I ain't gon' say no name, but there's like, a lot of people, like I said, behind the scenes, stuff that we had to like, go through. - Uh-oh, you should have speared a bee. - You better speared a bee, man. Why you better say that? - Who was your favorite "Wild 'N Out" cast member? Like, we talk about some of the niggas who we thought was funny, but they ain't never really do, you like, get to shine on "Wild 'N Out." Like, some of your favorite underground cast. - I love Royce to this day. - Not underground, but probably like, you know, lesser known, or the ones who didn't last but a season or two. - Royce got on the phone with her. - Hey, that's a, bro, Royce got on their ass. - When he say, "T-Quad." - When he say, "T-Quad," man. - He was dressing like somebody every week. - He slapped Chico. - Oh my God. - It was Rick James. - Royce dressed up as Rick James and during "Wild 'N Out," this man slapped Chico. But you know, Chico a professional. To get slapped on camera-- - One of the five things you say to the face. - One of the five things you say to the face. Slapped that man during "Wild 'N Out," and Chico had to play it off, but he was so pissed when them cameras came on, dog. - Man. - Oh my God, bruh. Man, we had a ball, man. - Bruh. - Royce was stupid as hell. When that nigga showed you, you like a Georgia Bulldog. ♪ You look like a Georgia Bulldog ♪ ♪ You look like a Georgia Bulldog ♪ - Y'all don't laugh that hard on that night. - Laugh a little bit too hard. ♪ He made you well ♪ - Hey, bruh. - Let me ask you this. - I can't stand you. - Y'all talking about when the camera's off. - That nigga is so talented, bruh. He's talented, but I hate him. - So, the episode, I ain't gonna call it no name. It was a revenge episode. Everybody got their get back on the sir and your man. - Oh, man, I think I know what you mean. - When the cameras went off, how was that shit? - Quiet as a mouse. - Who? - Did he get the fuck away from y'all? - Who? - Spoken reason, fuck it. - Oh. - 'Cause, you know, we were together that whole weekend, and then when he left, he went back and started talking shit about you, 'cause it was the BETA World Weekend, with me, you, and K-Dub. - Yup. - He was with us the whole weekend. - Yeah. - Yeah. We was in my truck! - I remember that. - Soon as he get back to LA, he gonna make a video about everybody. - Hey, look, man, that's behind me now, but-- - He living righteous now. - Yeah, we ain't used to that shit. - No, fuck that. I'm saying, like, when the cameras was off, how was that shit? - I'm about to tell you. He came back, I don't know if y'all saw it, but you know how when Wild N' Out goes off, like, all that shit, after the performance, after the performance, you can kinda see, like, once, you know, the credits rollin' up and people on stage. - He gonna make the niggas talk, he gonna make, he can't wait. - You know what? - He can't wait, he'll be like, "Yes!" - What's all this over here? - "They finally sent for me again!" - Nah, you know what? - I'm alive! - Come on! - Come on! - Nah, you're right, nah, nah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I wanna know what it's over with. We were talking, I always wanted to know this shit. - You gonna be like, "I'm alive again!" - Nah, I ain't, I ain't no bad, I ain't! - "Another eight months to try again!" - We done already did too much, bruh. You're out, you're out, you're out, you're out, you're out. - Good, that nigga don't get no more shots. - It's all good, dog. I'm still getting harassed, by the way. - For what? - On live? - Nah! - Yeah. - For what? - Nah! - I'm still getting harassed by him, bruh. - Nah, nah! - One hundred percent, bruh. - Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! - It ain't trippin'. - It ain't trippin'. - But Royce is one of the most talentedest niggas ever. - Who would you say was, like, not y'all? - Yeah, I'm sayin', like, like I said, the cast members who only lasted, like, a season or two. - I ain't teasing you. - Nah, I ain't gonna lie. The ones who got the fuck on was supposed to get the fuck on. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna cap-- - But that don't mean that you still ain't fucked with 'em. - Nah, they cool, but nigga, they was there to take a nigga job. Fuck that. You outta here. - Bro, speakin' up. - You wasn't on your shit, nah! - People don't, bruh, people don't understand how, like, if you an aspiring actress, actor, wildin' out cat, whatever you wanna call it, TV, period. Business is business. I remember one season, bruh, like, we're gettin' older. They're lookin' at us like, "All right, man." - Get the fuck outta here. - This nigga gotta go. - It's like, they gettin' too up in price. We have to pay them according to the budget, like, da-da-da. So we need to start droppin' episodes, or we need to start bringin' on them new faces. It was one season, bruh, they brought in literally 40 new cast members. - And we were like, what? - And the funny thing is, usually, with all them seasons, they usually bring the vets back, and we all meet up in the hotel room. - 40? - 40, bruh. And we were all sittin' in the hotel room where we have to-- like, play the games with the rookies to get them familiar. When we walked in that room, bruh, and we saw, like, our look-a-likes, doppelgangers, it was like, Funny Mike. They was tryin' to replace DC with Funny Mike. - And that my boy, too. - Young Swag, for me. - They went and go get niggas. - Shula King, for Carlos. I don't think they can find nobody here that big, Chico, if I ever play Chico. You go, "Shout out to my boy, Chico." But it was like, "Oh, no, y'all really tryin' to get rid of us." - They got another Asian nigga for Tim. - Oh, yeah, that dumbfound it. They tried to go, and it was just like, "Yo, wait a minute, we understand, like, "we gettin' older, and the table just get a third." - And that's no shot, that's no shot. And all those boys are super talented. - That's how good Tim was, though. - Wow. - Tim was such the good Asian dude, they could never find another one. - Right. - Tim was great. Man, they went and got rice gum and all kind of mother fuckers. - Oh, I forgot about rice gum. - I ain't even gonna lie, boy, my boy, Funny Mike, was makin' so much money, he ain't gettin' fucked by none of that shit. - Well, hey. - I swear, he was tellin' 'em, too. I don't care about makin' them. - I can say this now. Shout out to Funny Mike. - I love my boy. - I remember his first rookie, he got into it with Now. And Now means, well, when he's pickin' on you, and sayin' you can be funnier than that, he's been doin' this since season one, bruh. He's tryin' to help you out, so he was pickin' on Funny Mike. And I remember-- - Hell no, he a gangster for real. - I remember Now started talkin', he was talkin' to everybody, but it was kinda like, you know, he don't wanna sing nobody out. He was like, "Man, ain't none of y'all in here." He say, "None of y'all in here are good enough "to be sittin' here slackin' off. "We got a show to do, I'll be doin' this and that. "Ain't none of y'all in here no millionaires, "none of y'all." And then everybody was quiet. All the millionaires were not quiet. Then Funny Mike said, "But who, but who ain't no millionaire now it's like could they be going at it for weeks and you were like man you ain't got no million you ain't got no man when he put his phone out what he might pull that man to the side I guess he pulled up raw receipt bank account and he showed now and now I was like funny but Mike was like my own D this show that's much money to me I would just pull it to the side like hey man come on man come on come on cuz I gotta keep my brothers together you feed me don't chop them off but I know you mean well he like don't need this shit like I said I know but we it's like fame is is one drug bro yeah cuz I remember being on when you won't when you on TV bro a lot of people think you made it and then she'd be like bro we had that we literally had to earn our like living on wild now my first season there they was paying paying me I don't know what y'all negotiated but they were paying a thousand dollars an episode I'll find out it's all about what you negotiate Tim and come when making that our first risk but they was paying out of 16 episodes when you think about it you never had that kind of money it's not at some but then you incorporate taxes and all that stuff so a thousand dollars episode then you gotta pay your taxes Brian kids and I was on wild now for three years it was Carlos I stayed in my apartment for three years because I had twenty three thousand dollars in my bank account for three years straight and people ask me why you ain't got no car the fuck what you mean bro I don't need no car bro I ain't finna tell the truth but it's like what you think thank you shit I love all I get challenge I do up to the script club that motherfucker guy but luckily being on that motherfucker helped me get so many man oh that's what it is know how to twerk one you see that's exactly what I was trying to tell you how you remember that remember what twerking they have shit to do with desert but ladies I do know how to twerk it I remember twerking they have shit to do with some freaky ass shakin you ain't talking something that doesn't mean you working them on you because again then you ain't when you had to twerk right we had a we work you gotta think about it you got something that's promoting you you got something that's promoting you if If you don't know how to utilize that, that's your fault. If that show gonna put me on TV every week. - I gotta figure something out. - Yeah, but you can't, it gotta be no shade. You gotta be talented though. - You're right. - No, that's not shade. That's real life. - But there's some people that on that show, I ain't gonna call no name, that still can't get booked for shit. - But like-- - Man, you don't have to say you ain't calling their name. We already told 'em to their face. - But, I learned now. - We did. We got, I'm telling you. - It go back to them. - Everyone on the, and listen, that's the fucked up part. And when people come up and be like, "Man, I don't like them." I'm like, "Nigga, I know." I told 'em when they brought them, you wasn't gonna like 'em. I told 'em when they brought 'em in. Oh, people ain't about to fuck with him. - That's why you difficult. - He ugly. What you mean he ugly? He two TV ugly. You can be a real life ugly, but if they can't make you look decent, with all this hair and makeup and new clothes, you ugly. - Right, right. - Most would tell him like that. Like, most is gonna know people that he will say that, and he get away with it. 'Cause everybody think he joking. - He's dead serious. - But if I agree with him, - You bad. - I kid you not, bruh. They did a, who's the, I guess the biggest a-hole or whatever. Everybody named me. Because I was real with people behind the stage. Oh, that's not, but they would ask me, "What'd you think about this joke?" That's not funny. - Bro, why would they even ask you? - Bro, because they looked at me like, "Oh, man, you been on here for a long while." And I'd say, "Listen, I don't think the joke is funny, "but to them out there, "you could kill, so don't take my advice." - Right. - They go to Lowe's? He's not joking, he's, man, that's trash, man. Bruh, I remember being in the room with him and Nick, him and Nick, and Carlos walks in like, "Trash, Nick, that's trash, Joe. "You be up here doing some BS, Nick, "all that stuff, da-da-da-da." And I'm sitting here like, and Nick is just like, "Ha, ha, ha, that's just Carlos." And Carlos is dead, but if I say something remotely close to it, episodes get threatened. - Yeah. - And I'm just like, "Why?" - I was gonna say, "Yeah." - "Why?" - 'Cause they would tell you, they done seen me do all of this shit, right? The only thing they done leave out the story is I be raped. - Right. - See, I'm the type of motherfucker, I say some shit for the betterment of the group. - Right. - All them times when I'm in their hands and all these critiques and shit, when we get to lunch, niggas be trying to kill me. Trying to keep their job, they'll be like, "You were right, though." - Right. - They'll be up on the side. - Yeah, niggas be knowing. Bruh, they'll tell you, he was there. When I told him, "Hey, man, can anybody finna wait "on they goddamn money?" What'd they do? They had that money. - Right. - If nobody would've said shit, we would've never got that money. - Right. - Fuck that, man, we here. What we waiting on? - Need the bread. - Bruh, y'all bringing the people in here, we not knowing this shit. The time, but the people who write the checks is coming in here watching us every day. Where is our money? You guys don't have your money? No, don't play crazy, bitch. You got the money. You motherfucking here right. - And he will talk like that to whoever needed to be talked to, just like that. And he ain't care, like, it's like, it'll get awkward and silent, but it's just like, him, he's like, "No, bruh, y'all playing with our money." - Nigga, wasn't y'all hungry? We was just hungry together, now everybody quiet. Y'all finna let them send me home today, y'all scared to say something? Y'all, all right, man. I'm about to get all that check. You don't want your check? All right, then. - Well, see, that's. - I'm glad I wasn't there yet. - Yeah, I was crazy. - Thank you, they got that shit together. - Had I not said that, guess what? You wouldn't have been waiting on your check. - Shout out to Ricky, man. So while he was going on those rents, Ricky took good care of me, so I was just letting him rent. - Wasn't no Ricky then, it was just me. I had to sit there and put them goddamn old man glasses on and read my own contract word for word. And then I was like, what the fuck this mean? - He was his lawyer. - And I had to ask them what that shit meant. And then from now on out, I read all my own shit. No, take that out. They're bullshitting right here. Nobody got, look, it's right here in the contract. They're supposed to pay us. We're supposed to get our money every day. You see this, right? So what'd they start doing? It's brown envelope time. Every motherfucking day at 2:15, it's brown envelope time. Had I not told them, people, we want our money, guess what we wouldn't have had? No brown envelope time. No, they owe us money every day we here. They going to put that in our check. - They ready to move your ass out the way. - It's right there in the contract though. You supposed to get a per diem. Per diem means per day. - You're not supposed to be reading that, Carlos. - He was his lawyer. - Yes, you and him fucking it up. - And guess what? - You the nigga on the plantation that can read. - I can read. They should never let me read. - What that motherfucker saying? He gonna earn you 12 lashes. - Bruh, the only thing about this, the only thing about business, man, all you have to do is do what you said you gonna do. I'm here, I can't go nowhere. Y'all know my room number, y'all got my credit card information, y'all got my flight, I'mma leave. What are we waiting on? What you thought I was doing while I was gone that I was just gonna have enough money to lay around here and fuck off for a month and not pay no bills or nothing, just lay up in the hotel room, eating little bags of chips and shit? - Read your contract. - Where is my money? Well, what money? The money you owe me. We supposed to get paid for yesterday for coming up here. We supposed to get out of purdue. You owe me, you owe me already, before we even tell any jokes. Get my money. - Right. You probably had a figure there or something. - You shouldn't have flexed on me like you had it if you don't have it. I don't wanna get nothing 'bout no budgets. This motherfucker's a billion dollar company, man. Somebody got some money around somewhere. They got a whole building where we can go 52 floors up and they got pay bills on every floor. They got some money. - And he talking like this during the commercial break. - Right. - Everybody on stage hungry. T-shirt too big. Stringers. You gotta wait. Y'all ain't gonna say nothing. Not me. My hunger pains must be sharper than y'all's pain. I'm not even saying that. You knew exactly what I meant, bro. I knew exactly what they owe me. You knew exactly what I meant. - You said my hunger pain would be sharper, y'all. - My hunger pain was all up in my liver and shit. I was hurt. I was hungry. - But I will say, as much as, as less as we was getting paid at the time. - Bruh's saying less. - Bruh. - I had time in my life. - Because in hindsight, you look at it. - I appreciate it. - But like what he said was key. For me, I looked at it as one season was like three years of touring for me. Like once, if you on one season of Wild 'N Out, you booked at the colleges for at least three years. So every season I come back, it's like, - It's a blessing. - Oh, whew. On the off season, phone stay hot because, oh, you on Wild 'N Out. So colleges are stayed three years in. Like we won't Emmanuel, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. So once that started going to the tour, and then we start, bruh. We would stay up literally like one city, we'll take the bus, drive to the next city, but we'd be up what? - Gambling. - Good. - Gambling. - Good? - Good. It's a gambling game. - It's a two card poker zone. - And then it was just like, bro, we would literally not go to sleep. Stay away from gambling people. It is very- - Fuck that, gamble your life away, motherfucker. - It is very addictive. we were literally like get off stage from the show no i don't get me like get on the bus good to the next city go to the hotel hey man hey i'm just dropping my bag something let's meet in the hotel i'll be from the gut show time is in three hours we're gonna get it so we're good until we do the show come back all nights in a row nick had to find his security okay he would get two months with him oh hey man he got fired bro he was not even securing his client he and i got him he he at the table he's walking around he like i'm like man you're mad man i can't leave you i can't leave son i'm 12 000 in son i'm like boy you're asking to go he done lost this money ain't a job ain't that a that got to go hey bro we had so much fun bro even though bro besides all the other little little minor technical difficulties the bond and what we was able to to gravitate and capitalize on being that show yeah oh man super blessing yeah everybody everybody everybody gonna reap crazy that's the crazy part everybody most of our complaints is about money they was just a few dollars off right everybody they were just it was like if they would have just did it right and everybody would have got what they asked for it wouldn't have never even been crazy because when nobody asked you for nothing crazy crazy crazy i knew she got real when they cut my episode i told the boy ain't nobody still i had to i had to tell my age but i'm like i think it's time hey everybody look at this i'm playing with them i said they ain't like what i did with nick i said let me go hey that first time you looked up in the call sheet and you don't see me let me go that first time you look up in the call sheet and you don't see me go i can't believe they got up in the call sheet and you don't see me go i can't believe they got really confident i can't believe they got really confident i can't believe they got really confident man really confident man really confident man we ain't talking about a few episodes we ain't talking about a few episodes we ain't talking about a few episodes they called me before one season i used they called me before one season i used they called me before one season i used to go 36 episodes to go 36 episodes to go 36 episodes the phone called me like yeah we're gonna the phone called me like yeah we're gonna the phone called me like yeah we're gonna bring you back bring you back bring you back we want your nine episode how many y'all we want your nine episode how many y'all we want your nine episode how many y'all shoot shoot shoot 33 you said what 33 you said what 33 you said what ah ah ah you said what you said what you said what are we getting old are we getting old are we getting old are we 40 bro are we 40 bro are we 40 bro i know i go from 33 episodes per season i know i go from 33 episodes per season i know i go from 33 episodes per season to nine episodes it's like when you get to nine episodes it's like when you get to nine episodes it's like when you get there and they already been shooting when there and they already been shooting when there and they already been shooting when y'all start shooting oh my god y'all start shooting oh my god y'all start shooting oh my god i'm talking about the newbies there too i'm talking about the newbies there too i'm talking about the newbies there too they're acting like they're doing they're acting like they're doing they're acting like they're doing something i'm like look at this old something i'm like look at this old something i'm like look at this old he think that shit work that shit don't he think that shit work that shit don't he think that shit work that shit don't work work work man man man 33 i can see if y'all say we're gonna 33 i can see if y'all say we're gonna 33 i can see if y'all say we're gonna bring it down to 28 we're trying to get bring it down to 28 we're trying to get bring it down to 28 we're trying to get some new faces don't folks say listen some new faces don't folks say listen some new faces don't folks say listen it ain't working and they have to force it ain't working and they have to force it ain't working and they have to force y'all out they friendly here they like y'all out they friendly here they like y'all out they friendly here they like what's up y'all i'm like man don't what's up y'all i'm like man don't what's up y'all i'm like man don't dap me dap me dap me you done came and stole a job you done came and stole a job you done came and stole a job that should be said this is like boot that should be said this is like boot that should be said this is like boot camp for real y'all this ain't no camp for real y'all this ain't no camp for real y'all this ain't no oh we don't give a now you hear oh we don't give a now you hear oh we don't give a now you hear you here you earn your spot you earn your you here you earn your spot you earn your you here you earn your spot you earn your spot but hey jones spot but hey jones spot but hey jones be sad when they got their whole day off be sad when they got their whole day off be sad when they got their whole day off they ain't don't want none of the they ain't don't want none of the they ain't don't want none of the episodes they be hanging around episodes they be hanging around episodes they be hanging around backstage said i want you to help the backstage said i want you to help the backstage said i want you to help the new hey can you help the new hey can you help that new hey can you help that new hey can you help that let me hear your joke oh yeah they're let me hear your joke oh yeah they're let me hear your joke oh yeah they're gonna boo the hell out of you gonna boo the hell out of you gonna boo the hell out of you do that do that do that do that do that do that that's the one you're gonna rock that's the one you're gonna rock that's the one you're gonna rock they're going there hey bro that's it boot camp well i'm hey bro that's it boot camp well i'm hey bro that's it boot camp well i'm telling you telling you telling you boy that's why we stuck together so boy that's why we stuck together so boy that's why we stuck together so strong because we saw everybody come in strong because we saw everybody come in strong because we saw everybody come in like we fought for our job so once once like we fought for our job so once once like we fought for our job so once once we fought we see all the other we like we fought we see all the other we like we fought we see all the other we like oh hell nah oh hell nah oh hell nah uh-uh we ain't going for that hey man we uh-uh we ain't going for that hey man we uh-uh we ain't going for that hey man we gotta make sure we got a job this season gotta make sure we got a job this season gotta make sure we got a job this season but this is the thing but you got to get but this is the thing but you got to get but this is the thing but you got to get this this like disclaimer they set they self up for show they set they self up for show look who you're going up against look who you're going up against look who you're going up against that's the fun part where it like bro that's the fun part where it like bro that's the fun part where it like bro they done teamed up on our ass they done teamed up on our ass they done teamed up on our ass let's show you how to really do this let's show you how to really do this let's show you how to really do this so it was always an alley hoop every so it was always an alley hoop every so it was always an alley hoop every time we played the game it was just like time we played the game it was just like time we played the game it was just like and one and one and one no look no look no look oh these can't with the mind oh these can't with the mind oh these can't with the mind stars stars stars what wow that's it we had too much fun what wow that's it we had too much fun what wow that's it we had too much fun bro yeah bro yeah bro yeah however you win it however you play an however you win it however you play an however you win it however you play an idea what it is if that would let us get idea what it is if that would let us get idea what it is if that would let us get away with like away with like away with like the business was straight on their end the business was straight on their end the business was straight on their end bro we would have some hit songs on bro we would have some hit songs on bro we would have some hit songs on itunes bro itunes bro itunes bro no cap i don't care what they say no cap i don't care what they say no cap i don't care what they say biggest show ever biggest show ever biggest show ever no cap what however they want to cut no cap what however they want to cut no cap what however they want to cut it it it shout out to nick man we love you og shout out to nick man we love you og shout out to nick man we love you og we had a run we had a run we had a run 10 year run but they still showing it 10 year run but they still showing it 10 year run but they still showing it like rerun like family feud so you we like rerun like family feud so you we like rerun like family feud so you we still got to run no i was on that still got to run no i was on that still got to run no i was on that you're still there 2013 they on roku you're still there 2013 they on roku you're still there 2013 they on roku they got a home channel netflix netflix they got a home channel netflix netflix they got a home channel netflix netflix go to hotel rooms you see why i live go to hotel rooms you see why i live go to hotel rooms you see why i live you like what the you like what the you like what the crazy crazy crazy they can't be entertained without us they can't be entertained without us they can't be entertained without us huh huh huh huh i don't give a who they put out there i don't give a who they put out there i don't give a who they put out there who they put out there we gonna rock out who they put out there we gonna rock out 'Cause we already know where we come from, bro. You dig what I'm saying? Like, the odds -- We got to beat the odds anyway. Why would we get complacent? -What you want to talk about? How they fired me or what? I was on that show for, like, 10, 11 years. And it wasn't even him that fired me. It was the other people. -As black men, we didn't have a lot of platforms where we could do our thing and talk about the issues that were important to us. Back when '85 self started, man, we just needed our own platform where we could be ourselves. Trusting the vision is what got us as far as we've gotten right now. When someone's wearing this T-shirt and they look in the mirror, I want them to feel like they're a part of the team. Real 85 percenters are the ones who put us in position where we can continue to win, man. And we thank you and we love you for all your support. Now you can get this shirt so you can be part of the vision. 'Cause all the things that they said that we couldn't do, we already did. You feel me? -Let's get Nick his flowers, too, though, man. Hey, changing. You changed my life, man. -For sure, yo. I love you to the end. -Appreciate you, Nick, man. You're doing that for a lot of people, bro. -That's real. -Genius show. Genius show. -And not only that, it shows the difference. -Changing lives, making legends, man. -It shows the difference from when you're working and somebody really fucking with you, saying, "Hey, bro, I'm rocking with you." That's how niggas really -- That's just like with us at 85 Side, bro. We rock with niggas who we rock with. We telling you to come up here. And you can't do no wrong. And my sister auditioned, bro. He was like, "I don't know what you're saying, but it's funny." But just, I feel like working with you because you got potential. -Yeah, and it's a challenge to do. Just challenge yourself to do something different every day. -For sure. -Oh, boy. -You know what I'm saying? It's like you would have to find the creative muscle to keep being able to fuck with this. 'Cause, you know, like, it's some shit that we just didn't fuck with. Everybody got them ones that they -- the games that they didn't fuck with. You just had to find a way to play it. -But you had to find a way. That's what made it fun. -But when you think about it, in the grand scheme of shit, that's what made the show different is because everybody played that shit different. You know what I'm saying? It's like, "Nigga, I don't really fuck with this, this is my move right here." Then you fuck around, and you're like, "Oh, okay, if I work my shit in this, I'll fuck with this like this. This is how I can fuck with it." -'Cause I don't really like the game, but now I fuck with it 'cause I found some. -'Cause I found out how to play it. -Right, right, right. -Yeah, 'cause, you know, once you get stuck into, you know, doing the same thing, nigga, that shit just become repetitive. -Right. -You have to keep the sauce moving and just trying to find -- Nigga, trying to find a funny way to play five or six games, 20 games at the end of the day. We had to do it on a three-episode day. You got to find 20 different ways to be funny on this shit. -Right, you got to have 20, damn near 40 jokes. -It don't necessarily even be about funny, but to be interesting. -Right. -You get what I'm saying? -To participate. -Right. -Don't ever not participate, you know what I'm saying, 'cause you don't like the game. -Because you never know how this shit going to go. -But that's why I love used to watching y'all, because I ain't want to hear y'all get y'all shit together. I want to see it. I want to see how y'all create. 'Cause I see the preparation, but I like the execution, 'cause I'm like, "Damn, this is how he went at it." And I'm like, "I fucking hate this game. But this nigga is great." -Like, what game? -A game that I ain't really like. Um, it ain't really too many that I ain't really like. -Probably now you all out. -No, it was -- It ain't really too many games that I ain't like. I ain't really like participating in -- Uh, I think that wild sauce. Mm, mm, mm. Wild sauce. -Yeah, the hot sauce shit. I ain't like this shit. I was like, "Fuck." -You know my favorite shit -- -So I did gimmicks with that one. -I used to learn -- -I used to learn the talking spit in the fashion show shit. -All the roasts in the fashion show? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -But, see, I liked it there, but I ain't -- I ain't really like it, 'cause I'm like, my roasting style is more so, like, personal. I'm trying to get your ass out of my face. -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. -That's why -- Honestly, that's why some celebrities, man -- -Fuck you talking about, man. -Some celebrities would literally have talks with the network and be like, "Man, if I come on the show, they can't say this." And I -- And I respect it, because that was one of them shows, like, all -- All it took was for something to go viral, one joke. -Right. -And you got to understand how they would -- With no cameras off, they still got to live through that. you know saying like you could either may I remember I think Khan called when Chico first season was on there Khan called saying why y'all got me battling some some uncle Phil Chico was smart enough to know like are they gonna have me for years she gonna put his profile picture as uncle Phil so like he embraced it but some some celebrities get on there she go kill uh Safari was Safari we beefing with Nikki and stuff and Chico didn't hold he didn't hold the fire play there like a Gito he took a lot of champ he had no choice but he took it like Nicky Minaj next album is gonna be called Meek Mills penis you know I thought he was gonna want to fight after that I was like oh shit don't focus on that. You don't gotta go through that stuff in real life bro that was so dope well me and him was doing the wild style we did not know that nigga was gonna run on stage no nobody he came like he was he came just to do that the way I think then he even had his own mic in his coat wait a minute sucker there's a different ball game they set him up they set him up well fun he's stupid bro yeah we had some moments oh I love I love that shit it was really comedy boot camp yeah that's all I looked at it was like nigga come over here and get your comedy up nigga when the Vartanell Hill show coming on September 1st September 1st is it gonna be weekly are they gonna just drop we call together all together you know watch it support it because that way we can get another season too man what was your favorite part about working on that show ain't my boy Tim on that hmm shout out to Tim my boy Timothy I don't care I think I can get that way uh I think one of my favorite moments on there was working with uh Wendy Raquel yeah she's so bro she's so talented what's her role on it uh she plays uh Vartanell's assistant okay what's her role on it she plays uh Vartanell's assistant okay she's so talented what's her role on it she plays uh Vartanell's assistant okay uh so but yeah like just being able to just work with some of my childhood friends man like they were all so embracing too they had no idea like who something like me Tim and some of the up-and-coming people they didn't know who we were and when they found out it was just like they was all just super loving like like matter of fact how the story I told y'all about going into the office that was Kim I found out later that she was the one that was like we don't know these new people like you got up y'all got us on set trying to have the chemistry with these people we have to get to know him so can we have a meeting can we have a meeting and then she's the one that like I want to get to know my co-workers I want to get to know my co-stars because I want to be able to act better with them on stage so for her to do that it set off the same it set off my testimony and it just got it just she actually she be we all just be chopping it up now and it's like that's cool man yeah proud of you my boy congratulations on another victory though thank you brother thank you man Vondale Hill the Vondale man can and he's playing the same person from that and he's the same demeanor same I'm not gonna lie bro I know a lot of people out there see a lot of people just having they opinions your opinion is your opinion but I ain't gonna lie to address the elephant in the room when I got it I did think like oh it's gonna be tough in 2026 something that was this iconic that I how y'all gonna make this work did it that but when I got there and I started seeing like okay they they not I'll leave this they're not shying away from that they're not shying away from y'all opinions they addressing the elephant in the room that's kind of what the script is are like surrounding like we know what y'all gonna say so let's just go ahead and throw it in there mix it with this bring the new school the old school did it as I and I end up liking that oh yeah this should be dope I mean so many reruns on on TV or the original mark why so it's the irrelevant reruns of reruns of reruns people just oh I hope it's like the 90s it better be the same you was for it's 2026 what's your party just keep watching the reruns I appreciate it well you know we don't like anybody to stop through here and leave empty hand what you're gonna get oh man now when the last time I've been on the show you should admit you've got a minute I want to say man shout out to the advancement shout out to the upgrade to the live my boy doing big thing man shout out to the live audience man this was up okay y'all give me give some of that new flavor film absolutely oh yeah oh well you got a loose home yeah got that I see what you got on to our people yeah I see what you got on to our people yeah I see what you got on to our people I see what you got on to our people yeah I see what you got on to our people yeah I see what - What's that look at that? - Ooh, that's what a YM mechanic, ooh. - Oh yeah. - I like it. - And we got the old school, look. We got the old school. - I like the wash on this. - Yes sir. - Hotel placard, key chains, bruh. This one you used to go in and they had a real key. - Ooh. - Y'all got a little tag on them. - Them the motel where you walk straight outside from your room. - Yeah, that outside door. - Something a little saucy. - Hey man, who y'all designer team, bruh? This is new. - Look at that, Jeff, my little brother, hey. - Jeff. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Jeff, my brother, Jeff, man. Everybody you doing your thing, bruh? - And my brother, Bally. - I would've paid for this. - Yeah. - Oh, you can still pay for it. We take cash. - Take cash, y'all. - Zillow, Venmo, PayPal. - I wanna do Venmo, I wanna do Venmo. - This the upscale right here. Y'all can see this in Saks. - Yeah, yeah. - That's where we headed to next. - We're gonna be in Saks field very soon. - Come on now. 85 South Shore, Emmanuel Hudson, Justin Whitehead. - You did. - Disha Young Fly, your favorite comedians, favorite comedians. Good night, folks. ♪ Like a mothafucka, like a mothafucka ♪ ♪ Like a mothafucka, like a mothafucka ♪ ♪ Like a mothafucka, like a mothafucka ♪ ♪ We in the tribe ♪ ♪ Like a mothafucka, like a mothafucka ♪ ♪ Like a mothafucka, like a mothafucka ♪ ♪ Like a mothafucka, like a mothafucka ♪

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The speakers recount their early careers in comedy and television, including a lead role on the "Barnett Hill Show," a spinoff of "Martin," playing Tommy Davis's nephew.
  2. A recurring theme is the value of perseverance and faith, illustrated by a story of praying for a role and later being allowed to avoid cursing on set.
  3. The group shares humorous and sometimes crude stories about life on the road, late-night encounters, and their time working on "Wild 'N Out."
  4. They discuss the importance of chemistry and camaraderie among cast members, describing long freestyle sessions and behind-the-scenes moments that created a brotherhood.
  5. Several speakers reflect on run-ins with the law, including a detailed account of a drug-related arrest and how one person beat the charges due to an unlawful search and a racist officer.
  6. The conversation touches on the music industry, noting how black artists influenced white acts like New Kids on the Block and how some white groups were marketed as mixed to appear more authentic.
  7. They criticize the lack of decency in releasing Tupac Shakur's autopsy photos and express anger and sadness over the graphic images.
  8. The group also discusses the challenges of aging in the entertainment industry, including cast turnover and the pressure to stay relevant.

Summary:

This transcript is a wide-ranging conversation among comedians and entertainers, likely from a podcast. They begin by discussing a new show, "Barnett Hill," a spinoff of "Martin," and the lead role one of them landed. The talk quickly shifts to personal anecdotes about faith, perseverance, and wild times on the road, including late nights at Waffle House and encounters with mysterious women.

A major segment focuses on their experiences on "Wild 'N Out," highlighting the chemistry and brotherhood among cast members, as well as the harsh reality of cast cuts and aging in the industry. They also delve into music history, pointing out how black artists influenced white acts and how some white groups were marketed as mixed. The conversation turns serious as they discuss Tupac Shakur's autopsy photos, expressing disgust at the lack of decency.

One speaker recounts a drug arrest and how he beat the charges due to an unlawful search and a racist officer. Throughout, the tone is humorous, reflective, and occasionally crude, with a strong undercurrent of gratitude and faith.

FAQs

The Barnett Hill Show is a spinoff of Martin, and it drops on September 1st on Paramount Plus.

The speaker plays Tommy Davis's nephew in the Barnett Hill Show.

He has a condition that causes petite mild seizures from focusing too much on graphics, so he avoids video games and fast-motion shows.

One speaker used to chew on the plastic baloney screen, even cooking it in a skillet, and would give the actual baloney to his sister.

D'Angelo Russell recorded a private conversation with Nick Young about cheating and leaked it, which ruined Nick Young's relationship with Iggy Azalea.

It was a freestyle joke by Carlos Miller on Wild 'N Out that became a recurring catchphrase for five seasons.

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