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#673: Bloody Bry

The conversation primarily recaps a recent fan event, likely called "Q West." The hosts enthusiastically discuss Ming Chen's standout karaoke performance, where he sang a Nine Inch Nails song with such commitment that it dramatically elevated his reputation among them. Q then details a troubling medical issue he experienced during the event: a series of severe nosebleeds, including one that occurred on stage during a show. He managed the situation calmly and continued his performance, attributing the bleeds to a brief lapse in his blood pressure medication. The overall tone regarding the event is positive, with the hosts praising their crew's representation and the attendees' enthusiasm. However, Q reflects on the substantial cost for fans to attend and his self-imposed pressure to be available at every moment, despite receiving a few complaints about accessibility. The discussion includes lighter tangents, such as a flight delay caused by a faulty sink and the amusing "Five Stupid Questions" segment which featured guests with unusual professions.

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[MUSIC] >> He's so horny for fact, I'm a man. >> I don't call son this action. I just want to say that to fact. [MUSIC] >> You haven't lived, you got to a strip club with Johnny Locke. >> [LAUGH] >> And see him so incoherently, you barely talk. [MUSIC] >> Get him has a picture of the three barons and the curator as a space monkey gift. >> Right, you should wear gold all the time, you look so much thinner. >> That is not him. >> [LAUGH] [MUSIC] >> Tell him Steve Dave. >> Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Be Q is here. >> Hello, Walt is here. >> Hello. >> Get him is here. >> How you stacking? >> And I am here. Q, you're wondering about this curtain that went up and- >> Yeah, I came in, there's a steely gray curtain hiding off about quarter of the studio here. >> Yeah, I'd say maybe less than a quarter. >> Eighth maybe. >> And eighth, more than an eighth. Anyway, the green screen end of the studio is a lovely gray curtain. >> Put across? >> Yeah, I think we're in the process. Time moves differently here. I mean, I knew I should probably shouldn't move that May 9th date. >> Yeah. >> About May 30th, but- >> Not too late. >> No, no, no. >> May 9th of 2027, right? >> [LAUGH] >> I didn't even remember what you meant. I was like, what's been- >> Oh, yeah, we got a dance house and it's better be here May 10th. >> [LAUGH] >> My dance house is a teacher. >> Never would be so sure of her kids. >> I changed out the cabinet with a nice- >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Look at that. >> Look at this. >> It's beautiful. >> It's on wheels. >> I didn't even know this couch had a wood element to it. >> Yeah. >> It was always- >> Where I'm moving in a shaking over here, brother. >> When you say we, it gives you a lot. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's a lot. >> Okay. >> And I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to say he's doing what needs to be done to meet Q standards. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, he's currently on a very high with me. His stock is quite possible the highest it's ever been with me. >> How come? >> He's- >> Him and Q West was just a site to behold. It was- it was amazing. >> You're going to want to schedule a couple of game nights because he's back in action. >> The sync of the dancing. >> Oh, yeah. >> He's recovered. >> He's from the spinal surgery. >> Yep. >> Okay. >> I'm telling you this with it- and I mean this, well, zero irony. Like, what I'm about to say, I really feel my heart and heart. This guy fucking killed- like, I've only seen a few people kill in my entire life. He sang karaoke. >> Oh, yeah. >> And it was- it was unbelievable. It was- he was a rock god. >> He threw everything into it. He sang, I want to fuck you like an animal. >> [LAUGH] >> Like, I- >> You know, get him. Next time that Q bit of a bitch is about a straw paper on the ground, just break out a fucking nine-inch nails. >> I know. >> Him and my head. >> [LAUGH] >> My butt just- as soon as he starts giving you some shit about, you know. >> Yeah. >> See something on the floor, just be like- >> Come on, Q, help me. >> [LAUGH] >> I broke apart my insides. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm telling you my work, well, he was- First of all, his dad is just wonderful. >> Now, was your dad there while you were singing this? >> No, no. >> But he made and sent him the video. >> Yeah. >> And he's trying to- He's telling- he's been showing it to family members. >> It was great. No, you haven't seen it while, no, we showed it to you. >> He showed me something. >> It was like- Every jaws were on the floor. >> Really? >> I'm telling you what, I am not kidding. Jaws were on the floor. He blew the room away. Whatever I did on stage, the New Jersey roast, whatever the polar opposite of it is, is what- is what you did. >> [LAUGH] >> It was like- I'm telling you, I have a decade of performing on big stages. That was one of the best performances I've ever seen. >> So do we need to go any further with the studio cleanup? >> We're good. >> [LAUGH] >> I love my shit, bro. >> [LAUGH] >> Listen to this song. >> We had a TV play in that footage, 24 hours. >> I'm not gonna need it. >> [LAUGH] >> He was so kind to everybody. He was so giving of his time to people. His dad is just lovely. It was like, I think, get him and I just needed a vacate. I think we needed to get out of our element together. >> There you go. >> I'm in love with this guy right now. >> Okay, great. >> Yeah. >> Don't fuck it up. >> I'm trying to let you know. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm in love with this guy. >> I'm in love with this guy. >> Yeah. >> I think my standards are a bit higher. >> No, if you'd be there, you would have feel that way. >> Okay, okay. >> Cuz it's not just about the fact that it was such a great performance. It's you watched him shed all his bullshit and just give in to the performance. >> I mean, I'm not gonna get into it. But I'm not been too pleased with him on a personal level. >> Well, that's your fucking problem. >> Right, but I don't know if I could. >> I want to have you talk about good about that. >> Yeah, well, I'm serious. >> [LAUGH] >> I don't know if him breaking into song would have >> Would have worked. >> Would have worked. >> [LAUGH] >> It was really that song. >> [LAUGH] >> Especially that song. >> Could have been my favorite song. >> [LAUGH] >> I was so impressed. [LAUGH] Yeah, he was good to say. >> Good, I hope, hopefully that love affair, hopefully the honeymoon lasts a long, long time. >> I agree, I agree. I want to feel this way. >> I think it's on you now to keep the, you know, keep the, every time you start to feel a little, a little, like, >> I'll try. >> Irritate it, I feel he's earned it. >> I'm gonna, I'm gonna. >> I feel he's earned it. Our whole crew, you would have been so proud. All of them. >> Home runs. >> Do you mean the hair guy? >> Do you mean, do you mean the hair guy is now, I'm fully on board. I mean, I was, I was on board, but now I'm like, I fucking love this guy. Like, what a pleasant dude, what a nice guy, like, Brian, kind of bloody knows on stage. Fucking did a great show through it. I was so impressed, like a gushing bloody knows. >> Really? >> On stage or in space, >> I'm like, what was that? >> I'm still not sure. On Thursday morning, I woke up. We got there Wednesday, Thursday morning, I woke up and I feel like my nose is like wet and Mary Beth goes, why is there so much blood in your beard? And I was like, what do you mean? And like, I looked down at this. >> I'm so like, he's angry about it though. Your tone of weight, you chose her. >> Well, she's annoyed and irritated by it. >> I think she was more surprised, like, what's going on? Like, you know, I got, I know. >> Is our deem one way to share a surprise. >> A little bit of blood here, if your wife's are so much better. >> It's a tiny bit. >> Like, is it normal to wake up with any blood in your beard? >> Not usually, not usually. Because when I tell you that, like, it will look like a crime scene. I took a picture, I put it on Instagram, yeah. It was, there was so much blood on the sheets, on the pillow, on the way to the bathroom. >> You didn't know it? >> No, I woke up and that's just the way it was. I didn't wake up during it. >> You know, like, some kind of stupid. >> No, no. Not even partying. >> No, he was in bed at like eight o'clock. >> Yeah, he was weird. He just disappeared. >> I mean, how much blood I would think, I don't know if I could sleep through that, like, you know. >> I slept through it and so I didn't, I wasn't, I didn't know what to do because it wasn't just a trickle. It was like, it was flowing. >> There was a gush, right? >> And so I looked online and I'm like, all right, the best advice so far that I've seen is like, pinch your nose with a, with a rag and hold it up or hold it forward. >> Yeah. >> Don't hold it back as it'll go in your stomach. And so I did that and it stopped and then a little bit later I like, this is disgusting. So if you don't want to hear something disgusting, tune out for a second. Blood clots were like forming in my nose so like I shot them out of my nose and then all of it cleared up. So I'm like, okay, like I guess it was just, you know, like dry air, whatever, air from the, recycled air from the airplane. And that night we went on the boat, Q-Rent, so boat for everybody to go out on and, you know, the artist and stuff. It's like a sunset cruise on the giant cat artist. >> Artists. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I was wonderful. >> He's wonderful, man. >> Artists, okay. >> Here we go. >> All right, carry on. >> So anyway. So I'm having a great time. >> Do you think Jimmy the Hare guy is an artist? You don't seem as an artist? >> What's his art? >> What would you do? >> Jimmy Ambrose, you category is that art as? >> Yeah. >> What is the follow? >> It could be a moment. >> It's just being him, baby. >> He's being a lovely human. >> Okay. >> So that night we're out on the boat. >> If everybody's an artist, nobody's an artist. >> You go on that boat, we're all artists. >> Yeah, I agree with that. And I'm going to the bathroom. You know, I go down to the bathroom and I'm leaning over and then all of a sudden I see drip, drip, drip. The blood starts dripping again and like flowing. So I have to get another fucking rag and put it to my nose by the time we get back to short. Pretty good. I'm not too bad. But the next night was Friday. Now I wake up with a little bit of blood, but not bad, pretty decent. >> Are you feeling like depleted too? >> No, not really. It wasn't that much that I lost, you know, like because I guess they said if you lose an in cups, that's when you have to worry. But it wasn't, definitely wasn't cups. So that night we're doing the show and all of a sudden I hear a collective gasp of everyone who's like, what's going on here? And I look down. and there's just blood pouring out of my nose, dripping all over my shirt. - He wouldn't think it was part of the gag, like it was like a. - No, I don't think so. (laughing) - It doesn't look like part of a gag. (laughing) - No, so it's dripping down and I do the same thing. I hold the rag to my nose and like I can feel this fucking blood clot flowing. I are like in my throat and I'm just like, I have luckily somebody for whatever reason, put one of those plastic red party cups, the solo cups out. I guess to pour water in or something and I just like put it very close to my mouth and just like hocked it up into this cup. - It was crazy. - And then put the paper towel over it. And so when we get back to the house, Mary Beth calls her dad and he's like, what should he do? Like what's going on here? And he's like, oh, this is pretty normal. That's what Dr. D said too. It's like it's not like crazy to have blood, bloody nose is like this. But when I say, I'm not even measuring it in decades. I'm measuring it in scores that I haven't had a bloody nose. - Yeah. - Like 40 years probably. I haven't had a bloody nose. Now did you have anybody who knows his sense leaving? - No. - Do you think maybe it was anxiety? - I think it could have been, I went off my blood pressure medication. I ran out of it and I didn't have time to refill it. So I was off of it for like five days. And when I looked it up, it said that could have been a reason. - I was like, yeah. - Yeah, that was the only thing I could point to. But then your dad, 'cause I just ran out and I didn't get it refilled. And I was like, I don't know. I think I'm probably doing pretty good. Turns out probably not. - Yeah. - I mean, handled it amazingly. He didn't miss a beat. - No. - Now he just put the thing up to his nose. - I just kept it all up to his show. - I don't talk to like this through the rest of the show. - Yeah, it was impressive. And each other we got, he had a stroke on stage. That's why I had this stroke. I was on stage in Baltimore. So I know how hard it is. Like my whole eye went dark. And I got a massive pounding headache. I walked to the side stage. I threw up into a garbage fail behind one of the curtains. Ten minutes left and the show went back in and finished it. So I know how you. - That's a trooper. - Yeah, but I was looking at you like this guy gets it. Show musk go on. (laughing) Musk go on. - Well, her dad that night told me the night of the show, he was just like, "Whatever you do, don't cough up these blood clots. "Let them stay in because they have to clot the blood "for like weeks." And I was like, "All right, I don't know how that's gonna be possible, "but all right, later on that night, "same thing, just coughed it up." And then after that, nothing. - Smooth sailing. - Smooth sailing after that. Yeah, so far. - Are you back on the medicine? - Yeah. Yeah, when I was down there, a certain doctor prescribed it for me, a certain savior. - Doctor feel good. - Yeah, I wish. (laughing) - What you do is provide me the heart meds, that was it. (laughing) I could use a couple of party drugs down there. - So that was impressive dude. Ming Chen. - Ming Chen. - Ming Chen killed the veteran. - A veteran, a veteran. - I mean, in running for MVP status, he needed to do anything he needed to do. He did with gusto and enthusiasm. Chuck was there running around, being friendly. It was just like TSD was well represented and everybody was on their fucking greatest behavior. - Frank five. - Frank five. Oh, Frank five is there. Johnny Law was down there. You even lived here, got into a strip club with Johnny Laws. (laughing) And seeing him so ankle here in the barely tall group. (laughing) It was great. - Yeah, I talked to Frank five, he had a great time. - Yeah, Mrs. five had a great time. - So I had a great time, yeah. We were out there Saturday night. I was shocked to see. It was like 130 in the morning and Frank and Mrs. five were out there outside because Irish Kevin's partying. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm in a great time. - We did in your cameo. Everybody who wasn't there, Walt did indeed dial in. - Yep, I did a really funny bit. Got out. - Left him wanting more. - Yeah. - It was perfect. (laughing) - I felt bad for Walt because I think up until the last second he's like, what's going on? What am I supposed to do here? - Yeah. - And like Jiggy's Anchoes was like, do nothing. - Yeah, it's just to you. (laughing) - Be an artist, Walt. - Be you. (laughing) - The artist known as Walt Flanagan. (laughing) Our initial flight got delayed though due to a leaky sink. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, we were on the-- - On the plane, a leaky-- - On the actual plane, we're ready to go. - Mm-hmm. - And they're like, okay, we got this leaky sink up front that we're gonna have to deal with. So we gotta get some repairman in. So these repair guys come and they're ready to fix the sink and it's the plumber of come to fix the sink. Is that from Sesame Street? Do you remember that? - Sounds like a porno. - Yeah, all right. It takes a half hour to fix the sink. - Oh, if they take off with a leaky sink, is it something that could take down a plane? - No, they end up just shutting off the sink. They never fix the leak. They just shut it off. - Yeah, they shut it off and put a plastic bag over the sink. They're like, don't use this sink. - Yeah. - But since we were a half hour fixing to trying to fix the sink, we lost our spot in line to take off. So the guy's like, all right, it's gonna be like another 45 minutes and it's again like a collective like, oh, you just can't believe it. But decent flight down there. Once we got there, there was training torrentially, but that lasted about 15, 20 minutes and that. - And then got part of this guy's for Q West. - Part of this guy's for Q West. - Yeah, it was a time beautiful. No problems. - It was great. - Awesome. - Yeah. You know what? As far as Q's talking, everybody's working hard and shit and like, they're giving it their all. I texted Walt. I said there is no harder working guy in showbiz than BQ. (laughing) I was like, this motherfucker was everywhere. Anywhere I went, because I went to most of the events. I think the only thing I missed was Doug Benson's show. - Oh, you missed a good one. - That's what I heard. - He fucking delivered. - I heard that he killed, but I was off doing other shit. So I didn't make it. But otherwise I went to every single thing and every single thing I went to. Q was there. - Yeah. - I was a lad handing. - Kiss a baby? - Kiss a baby. - Still got complaints. Still got people who are like, not enough face time. I was like, I said to her, I was like, I don't think I could physically deliver more face time. I couldn't believe it. I could not believe it. I got two complaints about that. One, who's someone that I like and I was like, all right, I think I spent a lot of time talking them last year and they just wanted that again. And the other person was like, another person that like, I spent a half hour talking to and then they complained the next time I saw him and I was like, this is nuts. I let it get to me for about five minutes and I was like, just shook it off. I was like, fuck it. Yeah. Well, you know, a lot of money to go down there. A lot of money. - It is. I take that very seriously. - I thought about that when we were down there. I just had to like when people were like, yeah, this is how much it cost me to stay here. This is how much I make per hour. Like when they were like breaking it down, I was really appreciative that people like, went out all out and we were like, fuck, I'm just like, knowing that. I'm like, I owe it to them to be at everything and to do everything. I think maybe if we do it again and we probably will, maybe I don't need to be in every show. - Right. - Not even for workload because if I'm not on stage I'm working anyway, but like, I just think people could do less of me. Like I'm still like, I don't know what to do. - Yeah, you weren't a lot of shows. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but yeah, I just felt I owed it to everybody. And I had to, I was having a blast. I was having, it wasn't like it was hard. It was so much fun. - Q does this thing called five stupid questions and one of the guys, it was funny because like, you know, one girl was a body double for TV shows, I think, right? - Yes. - The second person was, I don't remember what the second person did. - Remember it was the first part. It was the first thing we did, I can't remember. I know we had the guy Frank from the alcohol place. He was good. He turned out to be really good at it. - Let's be Frank guy. - Yeah, let's be Frank guy was great. - Yeah. But one guy who got the biggest applause at the end of like his five stupid questions was a burglar. - Yeah, Sam. - Sam, the burglar guy. - Sam, oh, nuclear guy did well too. We had a nuclear scientist on stage that came. - Just by chance, you just pull him off stage and pull him off. - Well, what would I do is I have them submit anonymously just their jobs. And I look at the job and then I call him off stage if I think I have something from him. And we had a nuclear scientist who was just kind of a brilliant dude. - You'd figured, you'd have to be right. - Yeah, you would think, you would think. - You'd be shocked by that right? - No, no. He was doing a lot of top secrets off too. Couldn't answer questions. Yeah, he's like, I'm not allowed to talk about that. Yeah, he's like a current nuclear. - Working for. - One of those things he couldn't say. - He didn't say who he's working for. - No, it's not like the government. He really didn't want to go into like that stuff. - Occasionals and stuff. - Is there a private sector of nuclear, or is it only government? - I don't know who runs nuclear nuclear. - Oh, and the government? - Well, power plants. - Yeah, it gets me a power plant. - Yeah, yeah. - I heard New Jersey's opening up a nuclear power plant soon, right? - Oh yeah. - They're lifting the ban on the. - 'Cause it was one down south, right? - The South Jersey. - Like in New York. - It was one, yeah. - But they're gonna open more nuclear power plants in New Jersey. - Mm. Uh-oh. - Just what we need. They're working 10 miles out. - More radioactive shit. (laughing) Are they? - Yeah, they're bringing it back online. - 10 miles. - What's it, 3 miles out? - 3 miles out. - 3 miles out. 10 miles out. No, no, no. - But what's 10 miles? Something else is 10 miles out. - Well, there's 8 miles, the. - Yeah, it's 10. - Oh, that's it. - Is that what I'm in M&M lips? After you moved up from 8? - I got rich, you moved to 10. - Put his own nuclear reactor. - 3 miles. - Out of that joke. - Oh, that was a dead joke. - What do you say? - That's a dead joke right there. M&M moving to 10 miles. - That's all right. - Nobody might-- - That's not bad. - Everybody likes dead jokes. (laughing) - Just like they like dead buds. (laughing) - Hey, man, nice. I mean, it didn't seem to be stopping me. - And dead water. - And dead water. - Well, those guys are great. I mean, the sponsors came down to party. It was just great. It was just great. - The juicy tuts people were so nice. - I cannot, I love them. - Yeah, I love those. - They're so nice. - What are they so? - Fuck up. - And it's called juicy tuts. - Well, it's for part of it is charity for breast cancer and stuff like that. - Oh, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. Great people. I just it was just it was just awesome There was a naming Walt I made an executive decision for tell him Steve Dave I don't you don't really like that kind of thing but Devon I think you're gonna like this Devon who the little Devon remember her She was a tell him Steve Dave ambassador for quite a while. She was like lived in breathe. Tom Steve Dave and I stopped though at some point. I think she kind of stopped yet I haven't heard from her in a long time. I haven't seen her in a long time She was what was that just I agree executive this is what she's never allowed back since she stopped once She's allowed back, but she's been the grip of her title But we named a new tell him Steve Dave ambassador want somebody who exemplifies it lives and breathes tell him Steve Dave and It was Justin Kyle. Oh, yeah Yeah, I thought you would agree with that guys Hardcore. Yeah, because we figured it couldn't be curator because he already has a title and we wanted to get some new blood in there right Curator's getting old You're looking to replace the curator He did fumble a bowl on the test these though. He sent me a text of apologizing, but basically admitting he was like yeah, I didn't Take it on Now that now that admission of not of not having the energy to take on the test these yeah That didn't even influence your decision to like look for his eventual replacement. Yeah, sure His brains might be cooked he wears black long sleeves and long pants in it doesn't matter It's 90 degrees in the baking sun. He's just there in a black denim outfit. What's wrong with that? Indoor is an air gun. They're not in the key West pool side I'm not kidding Great kid though. Oh, how so how much younger is Justin and the curator are they? I think they're probably around this animation. Yeah But the key sleeper when I open curator curator Amazing outfit. I saw Did you give me updated for months on it is next level? It really is he was wearing it around really holy fuck It was like the barons and the speech Costum that like he could get into cosplaying if they wanted to yeah, but but they all had them in these ass and down It was just great and then somebody actually came up so John who's a writer on jokers and Joe and Berger were down They did a show that was extremely well received and the John a broader husband Matt who Doesn't listen to Tom's to do it doesn't know and he had a great idea that I wanted to bring to the table Well, he said something and that that sparked a great idea the great idea from yours But he is involved and he was like I can't he's like it was so much fun the space Well, he shows like I want to start listening to tell him Steve Dave he goes, but it's so intimidating So I thought like because he's a funny guy's personal guy. I thought I reach out to the numbers the numbers so high He's like in the lore. Yeah, he said that So I thought if we get I'm gonna get Matt in studio and he could ask us all What questions after May 9th, right? We listen to screen enough for Matt This is good for my Not get enough for Elizabeth shoe or whatever I mean, man house and there was the girl She'll know But good enough is great actually he brought her in I'd be awesome till good And John a great you know and I figured we get him in here and he could ask us the questions that would help him break through to understanding Tell him Steve Dave like a primer book it like a primer and this way we don't have to do any work He always got to do is ask the questions and we can we can answer him. Okay. Yeah, okay Tell me to date. I will let me make this let me let me give me time get our new rug in now. Okay. Yeah, all right After the new rug in we get Matt and John in here and that could be like because we always say about doing episode zero Like that could be the episode that we point people to and be like, right? This is the primer on the show And who does who's he involved with Matt? He's married to a John. I want my right. He's on a practical yoga. She's been with us forever She's she's fucking talented. She's so fucking funny. Holy shit. The comedy show they did was just yeah a lot of people told me it was She was really good in it. I mean she was really good with the Sherman the scumbags stuff. It's great She was like yeah, she was really good. Yeah, tell the people who are well versed in improv versus people like me who are not well Great. Yeah, her and a bird. You'll just slam the sand done love those guys. How was your week? Well, you're solo Yeah, did you come here? Uh one day I came here. Yeah Put out that curtain. No, I didn't have to turn. Well, I needed to clean the house. So she's like take the dog somewhere Get out. There was nowhere else to go here But it was quiet hot, but the air conditioner just came on on May 15th. Yeah, no, uh 15th. It's like 49 degrees out and it's cold and yeah, no, I know they can't it was it was 84 degrees over here now Because the metal the cabinet messes with the temperature. Oh, I guess the war now it's is you can't have the AC on until April 15th. Okay Now post the 15th, you know, it's blasted chilly. That's all I like to probably tell about October I would imagine and the lady who runs the plazas on vacation. So like I left a message in no response. Mm-hmm So luckily Ron won got me in touch with the maintenance guy You're on a winning streak get him. Mm-hmm We had a after those the um The can we're in yeah on uh on Sunday we went to a restaurant which I won't name because I'm not gonna talk very And it's normally a fun restaurant. I've heard this is normally a fun restaurant jiggies like this is one of my favorite places on all of it It's a very key west-eat Exproling dive barring type thing. So let's go there. Yeah, we're like all right. Let's go there So we got that we had a quite a few people. I mean, I would say like 20. Yeah, it would probably like a 20 person party And we get to um there you go When we get there the um the waiter this is the downside of of q west The waiter goes service needs help. Yeah, no, it's one guy. There's two in a p. Nobody's had a work. No, it's q west. Nobody's had a work. I never do sounds like this office And around about as well too So he goes um the waiter prefaces it. Well, he looks pretty messed up. He's like he's gimpin around his shit and he's like Just so you know, I got to hurt legs so tell me everything you want at once. So you don't have me running back and forth And he didn't say it in a way that was like hey man. Can you help me out? He said it in a way of like hey you owe me this Yeah, thanks for coming in while my legs hurt So Like a couple things happen, you know, he looked like he was like you look like a crackhead Yeah, on this on that spectrum for sure. Yeah for you. Is that a normal in q west? Although I would you know just from the way I hear it's like a party town. So I thought most people look like a crackhead More drunks. Yeah, it was surprising that this guy haven't you know, there's a difference between you and a drunk sure Sure, different look. I think so yeah crackheads like wild-eyed where a drunk is more like subate. Yeah, okay Drunks haven't found a crackhead's just Crackered looking for more crack But got me once he was wearing the like a shirt that they sell there And it had holes in it. So like you know like when we used to work at the stash We would just take a shirt off the the rack and wear it as our employee shirt and he still had like holes in his shirt and stuff Yeah, he was weird So he announces that in the beginning so we're Immediately you're like all right the service is gonna be slow But how slow we could have never dreamed I don't like Who's the fucking manager who puts the sky in charge of like the table this size I was crazy and then like we finally we begged another lady this other lady Well, can you please just help him like just just give him a hand And eventually she just turned into the waitress. Yeah, he never came back. Well, she was like I can't do it But I can tell him what you need yeah, yeah, she can tell him what but we're like look He's never gonna bring it here So eventually like I mean the drinks came slowly the food came even more slowly But like at one point cues like I have to go and do something real fast. I'll be back and we got it We had a drunk attendee at the meal that I had to get back to the hotel to nap. Yeah I was full service Walt. I was over. I was everything. Yeah You I'm I tell you this guy was all over the place. He was all over the place So he drops this person off comes back the food still isn't there Which was 20 to 25 minutes later And but during that time they did bring out one meal it was a It was a cheese stick with fries on the side and we thought it was cues because she put it down right in front of It was a plate it well it wasn't yours. Well two people on a cheese sticks I guess three people did three because what happened was she puts the cheese stick down and Me and Duros are like fuck it. Cue's not here. We're gonna have some of his fries So he started his fries and then later goes, oh my mistake. That's not yours. That goes to somebody else We thought someone else at the table with somebody else at a different table and she brought it and gave it to him She did she gave we we watched her give it to So that's pretty much that exemplifies how the night went Cue eventually got back we eventually all ate but on our way out there's a guy there's another's only one Walkway out and I would say it's about as wide as like your average driveway Maybe a hair wider and there's a guy pressure washing chairs And the fucking mist is going all over the place the water's going all over the place He's not stopping to the point where Cue goes Cue just goes can you stop? Yeah, as I do Jimmy and Michelle showed up After we received it What did their food got their food eight before this table stood shut up Yeah, although I got to say like Mary Beth with with in regards to get him was like what's wrong with this guy We're like get him was supposed to get a beer and like The waitress comes by, she's like, "Hey, is there anything anybody needs?" And nobody says anything, like, "No, we're all good." She walks away and gets them, like, "Well, I could use that beer I ordered 20 minutes ago." I was like, "Why the fuck did it, Jay, ask her that?" Then the guy brought me a course. Yeah, I got you a course and it's done. And then he brought me three more beers after that. He's like, "I open this one, nobody can drink it here." And I was like, "Well, that's pretty good." You got a free one. Yeah. But I'm trying to pound them back because you can't walk around without going all there. Well, let's put it this way. The beer he drank was free. He put it back. You go on, alcohol. It's not, it was a science. Fucking a rookie. I don't know. It was a shit in a plastic cup and walked around. It was a stil a science. That sounds probably put there as a joke. All right, what do we got here? Let's see. And then we started shooting season 13 this week. I gave him. I didn't see it. It's been so much. I carried that on. You're on a roll. I'm on a happy roll. It's WrestleMania weekend. I feel like a dog. They got to put down. At the end of this week, that's the best week ever. It's so much fun making the show again. I forgot. I think what you need to do. You know what I mean to forget. Yeah. Yeah. I got to a place. You need to have it be taken away for a little while. Yeah. Then you realize how much you really miss it. I love that. Is it that way this week with Gidham? Yeah. Sure. [laughter] Guys, the blue chew has just become inclusive. Oh. Guys, if you're a lady or you're a real man, you're going to have a lot of fun. Or your fella or that person that said you would like to play the modia too. I am. In the gay community, this would be fucking blue gold. Why not? Right? I don't know why, but I never considered the fact that gay men would have trouble getting hard. Sure. Because it's so sexy. Yeah. I just thought they'd be so happy to be back in the dude that they're just ready to go. I don't know why. I mean in a good way. That don't mean it like a bad way. It just seems like that lifestyle. They don't have the same issues medically that a heterosexual guy would have. Now it becomes to horrors. It's to voters. I just thought that they would be like-- It's not the land of us. You know, they put their pants on the same way you do. I know. I don't know. I don't know women. You know what I mean? It's all fun. They're just ass-less pants. Yeah. [laughter] That joke too. That's a good one. You're an artist. [laughter] You would have been on that boat wall. All right. 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I wasn't even aware of it and people are running around looking like pirates I'm like what is this I mean there was there wasn't a single dud in the bunch Yeah, everybody was just there for a good time. It's great Yeah, and I don't know like I know that it's easier for people. I mean I'd easily go I could have been the dud You could have been the dud. Yeah, yeah, we need one. I know it's not nearly once I get there you put a E after that But dude You know everybody super polite well you would have been comfortable like it's like You would have been great. No, that's all right. 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I've never gone way back to the very first one Going back to the first we got together my aunt's house and because you'd have to rent it for you 40 years ago, so no, I was like I was 10 10 and We used to at the whole you know, you'd rent on one my aunt's TV and all the cousins would go there So you'd have like 25 people watching WrestleMania on this the small screen It's you know, I love it and it just took Jimmy on a cat Moran You know, what do I gotta do every weekend with you me the head guy? Not sure young word. Maybe just two out of 50 Ten o'clock at night It sounds like a young man's game and it's it does I like how when when when Robo is texting us there was a text for the young guys and a text for the old If it wasn't WrestleMania we're gonna be there, but you can't take it from I I make plans they don't DVR That they don't have it ever you could watch and tape delay. No, they can't I'm not doing you can't turn your phone off So you don't you know, let it get spoiled. No, it's like turn your phone off It'll probably be on every TV though. Yeah, somebody it's wrestling any man. I don't want to fuck it up I love it. Dan Housens there, you know What are the what are the days you want to go while to put on this day? What looks super well? I Like his wedding is in peril because it's Oliver's first birthday. Oh, come on And we're having a major backyard party at my house that afternoon. So Depending on what time it's over. I may take the ride But I don't know what time he's getting married though. No, nor do I so like I don't know I might get there well after the You know, I do has been said What's the point then like this a matter and if I like 10 minutes and like that? The card would a hundred bucks in a cold a day hundred No, too little Yeah, that's Jimmy the fucking air guy. I don't want it. That's to be not even going Yeah, so what though, you know, yeah, no, let's that's that's bad to court it's talking about I'll tell you what though I'll face time in like you get it to us Says it's for four to 11 four to 11 is the is the wedding that's what it says. Yeah, okay, so I mean I might get out of there by six so I may be able to shoot up I don't know how long it'll take me to get we'll see what happens, but yeah, I can't miss the baby's first birthday party No, that's a big one. Yeah, so that keeps me away and I think super bowl I would be like you're having You're wedding on super bowl Same exact thing I want you I've considered having a wedding on several Sunday making it up the dinner Reception be as your Party yeah If I got married if you guys okay, okay, like a reception super role party type combo. I thought it'd be cool I'm surprised you think that Office for marriage after you stepped off stage I might have I'm sure you're late. I was like there's no way this guy stick doesn't get wet after this performance I'm sure my father would love that He also don't be don't be disappointed he did fall too A couple times. Yeah, we all cut up. Oh, there's a god blood all over on the next day I think if the devils were in a still like up finals. I might be all I can't miss this well the grandkids first birthday. That's a pretty solid reason. Yeah We're having a tent. Oh, yeah, nice having I think One at least one barnyard animal Wow Little pet and zoo going on well if it's only like can you call it a zoo if only one animal is there What is like a like a mule Go to rabbit. Oh rabbit. It's a pet a rabbit. Yeah, all right. Just put some ears on Teddy I had I had this forest a propore succat that with me and And in the airport some lucky listeners got the pet him and they agreed that is fur Feels like a dream A cloud no lies were told I was The other guy Richard. Yeah, he's he reminds me of my my little cat like you pet him four times Then he's like yeah, leave me alone. Yeah, I didn't raise him. He's I'm just gonna have to him Yeah, Boris seems super chill in the carrier He was definitely passed over into that like he's been a celebrity too long where he believes everything everybody tells him Like your cats first like heaven He was a white cat He's like heaven it was funny. They'll have him my cat up in first class and Johnson walking by and I was like Can we get him a moose up of the cats? Yeah, I was a riot That was good getting was fuck again. Did you fly like did you crawl underneath where the sink? You knew that wasn't gonna be a new shit good fucking sneak on and I said underwear the sink what the broken sink I was a different fight At Jimmy's wedding there's gonna be something called I we got this message Well, it was actually on Facebook I believe and this is for the end of the wedding's wall So if you get there in time, you'll be ready for now I know everybody's in costume right? I'm gonna go as the bear and you think you'd like that. I think you love Times it in four to ten all right, so I got to get there by ten and I and I asked the Baron to do something at the end Where I think I know what it is with soda or something like that Figo. Yeah, okay. What is Figo Armageddon? You would do that huh? It's the Baron yeah, like since I was since I missed the majority of it At least I could do is get doused in soda mm-hmm For all non-juggalos it is basically something that happens at the end of insane clown posse shows or at the end of their set at the gathering They just unload and throw all the Figo at once causing a shower of Figo, which is a type of soda all over everyone involved This is how will we been ending our celebrations on Saturday if? You'd like to participate bring a change of clothes or don't go and just or don't and just go all in I hope everyone will find it a great time either to participate or experience it from the sidelines That sounds like what I'm gonna be doing I'm a sideline I want to come How long can I estimate delay the actual Abuals before I'm like don't do it till I get there I think you would You're like there is a time If I was like come on bro, you know what time you doing it like probably seven I'm like no, no man I won't be able to make it seven make it 9 30 There they are there they are Jimmy and I mean she's lovely. She's just wonderful like everybody likes talking. She's so sweet It's really watching because he shows up on the catamaran in Orange bright orange insane clown posse shorts and To juggles and and Doug Benson's like is he really a juggler and I'm like oh get over here Jimmy And then I look over and Jimmy a Doug Benson to talk of like an hour It's such a great mixture of people on this boat I stayed in the same house as Doug Benson and I Can say that I met him. Yeah, but briefly as like we passed each other in the hallway to the bathroom Or yeah, yeah, like I never really got to sit down and talk to him He was never there. He was always out with his ladies. He was always out his ladies great Well, they were the boats with us. They were they were on boats and and and stuff But I think they were getting a little bit of vacation in but right when you fucking hit a home run like he hit Yeah, that's what I heard really killed and he even got off stage and it was this is what I'm saying about the ants because like Most of the ones is ants because I would you say the percentage was of ants? I don't know. What do you think 75? 75 yeah, yeah, I think so because I don't advertise and I just yeah, you know and And Doug after stages like you know, he goes I was really worried because This isn't my audience and you know this it's there's some insider stuff on the show He got off stage and he's like they he goes they were warmer to me than my audience is to me as what he said And I go they're the fucking best. They're just the best Did he want that out there for public consumption? Disn as owned audience. Yeah, okay. I think it's okay. All right. I mean his audience not warm But as we're overly warm answer overly warm. I have to say like I mean what every show I went to every table was taken up Yeah, same level of energy whether it was the first show the night of the last show. Yeah, which was us. Yeah But really like so it's so into it so it was great. It was it was it was phenomenal I felt I felt the love There's getting plants of X-men in ball arcade. Yeah, my father How did your dad like it? You liked it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good I mean people were so excited. He was there. Yeah, the the second day we got up. We were gonna go to brunch He's like I'm like I'll put the jersey on I said I don't want to put the jersey on and then we went to brunch and he's he was You know I think Michael back to the house put my jersey really? Oh great. Oh Cool I've been more excited. He was there to get him's dad. He's yeah, it's him anybody asking what your real name was No, I don't think so his real name is get him It's like Bruce for first Wayne and Batman Well, when when get him was I think when get him was doing something your dad started googling up in the Right, yeah, what's my son up to yeah, so he googles like get him Steve Dave and he starts finding red threads Would have to say he's impressive for an older guy like to be able to like hunt you down like that Oh, get him in yeah, yeah, I mean I have questions about what he saw. Yeah, yeah Just you're married So you could all why are all these people angry at you That's a lot of story dad He knows that I said to him at one point I go I really love seeing you here They they don't want to know where it where it came from and he goes he goes Lot of parent teacher meetings with that kid he goes Where he is singing Yeah, I will say to anybody listening the one note I have for the audience is it's not group participation Right, there was some people who were really screaming over some of the comedians and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah I wanted to people were like just a little too like involved with the comedian. Yeah, like talking to him Whether in the middle of the 25% who weren't ants no I had to take I'm like, oh they're excited. They're you know, they feel it part of it It was curator A little terrific because he heard he's being replaced I only had one new story this week while I thought you might be interested in this In case you're not already it but where if it's string of missing or dead scientists two coins and dental not to be of a major concern Congress must has as 11th mystery emerges Scientists are going to be hearing scientists 11 the deaths or disappearances of 11 top US scientists and researchers as a matter of national I mean actually shocking number that's a pretty high number isn't it yeah 11 11 and how did they they just disappeared or they died suspiciously? died suspiciously or just disappeared The lawmaker argued the fate of the scientists is almost certainly linked to the access Some had to clarify a aerospace defense and UFO information. Oh, or may involve bad factors from China Russia or Iran Yes, so did our own government silence them or did foreign actors get out hold on yeah Some of the scientists literally just disappeared without a trace including Air Force Major General William Neil MacCaslin who vanished in February After after Burlinson said he tried to contact him twice about his research and to unidentified anomalous phenomenon government speak for UFOs And investigators claim MacCaslin had experienced mental fog before disappearing it is from his home in New Elbacurking to Mexico new Mexico Yeah, what are they doing? Mental fog What's the definition of that? Yeah, it says he would have worked in top tier positions What if they come for podcast just next? I know Wait a second. What it says here? His name even appeared in wiki links wiki leaks dump of Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Joe Podesta's emails with former blink 180 two singer Tom the long claiming to his converse with him about uap This is a wicked web. There's a lot of people involved. Yeah, some rock stars scientists politicians. I then see yeah Huh, so what do you think well Dead dead missing missing dead I missing missing I have little doubt that there isn't that it's just a coincidence 11 people missing her dead Yeah, everybody working with infrared telescopes or alien life or Mental fogs maybe they maybe they abducted them in their torturing for them from information our country our government or the other I think the other like a cable Tony Stark somewhere China rush or Iran. Yeah, I I really doubt it. I just think it's it may not even be a real story really wow Daughter you're gonna be next well to be careful I Can I protect you so much? I don't I don't know what would be the advantage of killing them? What are they what what connect? They know too much about your foes. Yeah I don't know I don't know what I mean I don't think there's if 11 people from the plaza went missing or dead You would be like what's here? Right, I mean one went missing we broke work Even if they were Insiders that information. I mean you could you just scream in the window and it's gonna barely believe you like unless you have Irrefeatable proof that there's UFOs. I don't know maybe you're onto something though and they're like we don't want them to get the proof To watch X files it did that shit all the time. Yeah Trump announced Thursday that his administration would provide the public with answers within the next few days The answers never came right? Well, this was let's see what one was a date for this article. I think this was actually today April 17th Yes, so the answers yes, so the answers are still to come How old is he now Trump? 80 something he's in his 80s. Yeah I mean, but he can't Google get him he could he could now just stop start dropping truth bombs We wanted to if he wanted to now is it's not already I mean he doesn't seem to shy away from saying what he feels right 79 79 yeah, okay Huh, so you don't care well no, I yeah, I really I'm sure you'll be Yeah, doesn't peak my interest at all. I don't really believe they were they were even high level scientists But what if they were passes jet propulsion laboratory engineer Jack my white who died in 19 2024 24 fine famous MIT So wait, this was all eight so these 11 Back to the 60s 2023 For the past three years Three years, yeah, I thought it was 11 in the past couple months No, I mean they go missing they vanish Found dead Die it's such a small percentage of of scientists working on that shit. I don't think so I think something up with probably thousands of scientists working on it since since 2023 How many would die before you were like alright something's up? His 11s a sizable number. Well, they're just missing you're not dead and are they all working on the same project? Yeah Yeah, first and you're in your components in American made new so what's the number 25? Yeah, and it's not all UFOs some of it's nuclear nuclear shit. Well, that's more concerning That could be that they were working with a they were spies and they were maybe feeding information to That's concerning too. Yeah, I mean, I don't Automatically assume that fucking the grays came down and took them well No, I don't think that's what they're saying. I think they're saying that that part of it could be that like the grazing Come down and take them but the the people who don't want the grays to be a subdued be made aware of the grays Are the ones who did it which one stress like Mickey Mouse again? Oh Was a gray. Yeah, it was a gray. I remember the aliens the friendly ones had Mickey Mouse We had a whole war Talking about something that really exists. Oh, yeah, what is this story I've never heard? No, it's your theory. Yeah, you're on the ones covered their dick They don't have genitalia. They don't know Doesn't even come out like like well, it's not it you can't see it From looking at it like look when they come out and we most people when they describe the aliens they never describe any Like outside genitalia and they that would be notable You'd be the first thing I mean I will admit this the first thing I feel I look at their big eyes But then only a few seconds later I feel like Okay He's probably easy excited. Okay Yeah, it wouldn't be too it wouldn't be too long before I was a sneaky peek down here to see what I was right I knew it but your fucking Mickey Mouse pants on Yeah, and you wonder what an advanced society not having need for genitalia Well, they still got a pro-create. No, right. Unless everything's done in a test tube That'll fun Like a man when a alien sure in there didn't have sex anymore. Yeah, you just scrape some cells and put it in a test tube Spitting it and wait on that so they're clones. They're not even like offspring. Yeah Good theory I like it All right, that's all I had yeah, I mean I you know, I'm gonna run back home the WrestleMania Look like Well, they have they have a sounds coming over today. I got a couple of people coming over today. Just like three four hardcore Well, it's so long the day so fucking long because it starts at they have like pre-matches and like commentary really is like a big deal So that I'll just throw that on the TV. I guess I bet you such around three or something like that and then people just come and go You know The existence spread over two nights. Oh, it's too nice tonight. So your favorite match might be on Sunday who's match might be on Saturday But it's not 48 straight hours though. No, but it is long. I went to I went to a two a two day one once and I was like I can't ever do this again. It's just too long You were just sitting watching people wrestle though, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was too long It's like 10 hours That's too much wrestling for you. It's just too much of me in public because I get the whole time people You don't have a private box Man the people bro People I don't want to talk to you Got my cat yeah, that's what this cat you ever felt It is Mr. Quinn it is Like a clown say it say it say it to him. I want to hear you say to him not to me Tell them Steve Dave.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The hosts discuss a recent event (likely "Q West") where Ming Chen delivered an impressive karaoke performance, significantly improving his standing with the hosts.
  2. Q recounts a recurring and severe nosebleed episode during the event, which he attributes to being off his blood pressure medication, but he handled it professionally on stage.
  3. The overall event was a success, with the "Tell 'Em Steve-Dave" crew and attendees having a great time, though Q notes the significant financial commitment of attendees and feels pressure to be omnipresent.
  4. Anecdotes include a delayed flight due to a leaky sink, positive interactions with fans and crew members like Frank Five and Johnny Law, and a segment called "Five Stupid Questions" featuring unusual guests like a burglar and a nuclear scientist.

Summary:

" The hosts enthusiastically discuss Ming Chen's standout karaoke performance, where he sang a Nine Inch Nails song with such commitment that it dramatically elevated his reputation among them. Q then details a troubling medical issue he experienced during the event: a series of severe nosebleeds, including one that occurred on stage during a show. He managed the situation calmly and continued his performance, attributing the bleeds to a brief lapse in his blood pressure medication.

The overall tone regarding the event is positive, with the hosts praising their crew's representation and the attendees' enthusiasm. However, Q reflects on the substantial cost for fans to attend and his self-imposed pressure to be available at every moment, despite receiving a few complaints about accessibility. The discussion includes lighter tangents, such as a flight delay caused by a faulty sink and the amusing "Five Stupid Questions" segment which featured guests with unusual professions.

FAQs

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave is a podcast featuring hosts like Q, Walt, and Get 'Em, where they discuss various topics, events, and personal anecdotes in a casual, conversational style.

The Q West event included activities like karaoke, boat cruises, and comedy shows. A notable moment was Get 'Em's impressive karaoke performance, which received high praise from the hosts.

Q experienced recurring nosebleeds, possibly due to going off his blood pressure medication, dry air from airplane travel, or anxiety. He managed them during performances without major disruption.

Ming Chen is a participant who delivered a standout performance, described as killing it with gusto and enthusiasm, contributing to the event's success and earning MVP consideration.

'Five Stupid Questions' is a segment where Q invites audience members on stage based on their jobs, leading to humorous interactions with people like a burglar, nuclear scientist, and body double.

Walt participated remotely via a cameo, delivering a funny bit that left the audience wanting more, despite initial uncertainty about his role.

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