#661 - John Kiriakou

Today's guest is an author. He's a speaker. He's a former CIA officer who's also known for being a whistleblower in the CIA's use of torture. He has a new book coming out called The Ultimate Guide to CIA Skills, Tactics, and Techniques. Today's guest is Mr. John Kiriakou. Yeah, I applied for a presidential pardon. You applied for a presidential pardon? Yeah, yeah. In fact, I brought a couple of letters. I hope you don't. As long as you don't meet me. If I sign them, it's not going to help anything. I'm just telling you that. Oh, okay. I was going to ask if you thought it would be helpful. I got. Did you really? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Dang, I was joking. Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking to Tulsi Gabbard on Friday. Did I tell you that? Oh, nice. Her husband is going into surgery today, I saw. Yeah, poor guy. I messaged him with her yesterday. She's great. Yeah, Tulsi Gabbard, she seems. There's just something about her that seems genuine to me. And that's why they tried to destroy her. Is that what you think is going on with her right now? That's why the Democrats tried to destroy her. I really do. But even right now, I mean, she's just taking a leave. I know it's for her husband's health. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Headed into surgery. Headed into surgery this morning. Oh, is that what it says? Yeah, she tweeted, or she Instagrammed it. Yeah. Yeah, do you think. Poor guy. Because she's kind of like, and she just took a break. She took a complete break from politics. Yeah. You remember when she was running as a Democrat? Mm-hmm. Every time she would inch up in the polls, the DNC would change the rules for participating in the next debate. So they would do it just one or two percentage points out of her reach every single time. Because they were threatened by her message. She just wouldn't get with their program. She's always seemed very, like, she has her own. Oh, she was definitely independent. Independent. That's what it is. She's always seemed very independent. Well, they did the same thing with Bernie Sanders. They did exactly the same thing with Bernie Sanders. So I guess my question would be, like, you know, and I can't remember if I asked Bernie this or not, but why would you stay in a party that you know at a certain point is not, that's cheating you? Yes. And, you know, the Democrats did something in, after the 1972 election. Which I think people don't pay anywhere near enough attention to. Nobody at the DNC wanted George McGovern to be the 1972 nominee. He was the most popular at the time, especially among young people. But he was, he was the weakest nationwide. And he ended up losing 49 states. But, you know, it's a party of the people, right? If the people want George McGovern as the nominee, then George McGovern should be the nominee. And they didn't let him. They didn't let him become the nominee? No, they let him become the nominee. And then as soon as he lost the race, they instituted this, this thing called superdelegates. So if you are a member of the House, a member of the Senate, a governor, a lieutenant governor, a state party director, a state committee chairman, you're automatically made a delegate to the convention. Well, there are like 1,500 of them. And so you end up with situations like West Virginia and Wyoming where Bernie Sanders, beats Hillary Clinton in both states and Hillary Clinton wins literally every delegate from those states. Wow. Like, how's that fair? So wait, explain that to me a little bit better because I want to get on this. George McGovern was a major reason Democrats later created superdelegates after McGovern's 1972 nomination and landslide general election loss. Party leaders wanted a way to give more influence to experienced officials and reduce the chance that a highly activist primary electorate would produce another nominee they saw. So you're saying the people believed in this guy? Oh, yeah. Even though he lost, the people believed in him, but the party and whoever that is didn't want it to be like just like a populist vote. They didn't want just the people to have the choice? They wanted to go back to the days with the smoke-filled back rooms with the party bosses choosing who's going to be the nominee. And if they put more on the shoulders of just the superdelegates, then they could control fewer. It was fewer people they had to control. Exactly. I am proud to say in 1983, I was a sophomore in college. I was the speaker's committee chairman. I was the whole committee of the George Washington University College Democrats in the days when I was a Democrat. And I saw a little blurb in the Washington Post saying, hey, remember George McGovern? He's thinking of running for president again. So I wrote him a letter. I said, hey, I read that you're thinking of running for president again. We have a fantastic theater here at the school. We can do all the legwork. Legwork. Ready-made volunteers. My phone rings a few days later, wakes me up, and it's George McGovern. And he says, can I see that theater? I said, of course. So he comes over to school, and we walk over to the theater. Nobody recognized him. And he said, yeah, the theater's perfect. And there's like a cutout for cameras, and it was perfect. So he says, don't tell anybody, but I am going to run for president again. And this is after the 72 loss? Yeah, this is, yeah. 11 years after the 72 loss. Reagan is president. Okay. So we put out a press release, major announcement by Senator George McGovern on such and such a date, George Washington University in the Marvin Theater. And packed the place, and it was on the news. Here's what a sweet guy he was. He did the announcement and brought important people with him, like Mo Udall. Remember Mo Udall? He ran for president in 76. He was a congressman from. Arizona. And there he is. And then Cliff Robertson, the Academy Award winning actor, and his wife, Dina Merrill. Yeah, they both came. So he brought some, like, A-listers. He brought his own influencers. Yeah, and Frank Mankiewicz, who had been Robert Kennedy Sr.'s press secretary, was Senator McGovern's press secretary. He must have been geeked, huh? Oh, I was, I mean, it was incredible. And then he makes the announcement. He shakes everybody's hand, and he invites me back to his apartment, and his wife made tuna sandwiches. Nice. Just the loveliest people. He ended up, crazy as it sounds, coming in third. Walter Mondale won, Gary Hart came in second, and McGovern came in third. And that was for the Democratic Party? Yeah. Wow. And they kept saying, drop out, George, drop out, George, drop out, George, because he was pulling young people. I remember Jesse Jackson, when he ran, he was very close, right? Wasn't he the populist choice, kind of? Yes, he was the populist choice, 1984 and 1988. He was. Very much so. Because I remember, I think we had a sign for him, like, you know, our family was always, like, you know, pretty, you know, liberal and hopeful and new ideas, right? That's how mine was. Yeah. But, like, but not, but not, like, ethereal at the same time. Not, like, unrealistic, right? Right. Not unrealistic. But we were hopeful, you know what I'm saying? But, yeah, didn't Jesse Jackson, and did they just not service him? Or what happened with Jesse Jackson? Yeah, they let him kind of self-destruct. See, it says here he won 11 contests. He did very, very well in 88. But he was never a Democratic Party insider. Got it. The insiders were not going to let him have that nomination. That's what they do. And the Republicans don't have such a system. You don't think so? No, they don't have superdelegates, which means, then, an insurgent candidate like, like a Donald Trump. Can win a nomination. I see. But it's less likely to happen in the Democratic Party? Much less likely to happen. Because of superdelegates. Wow. I didn't realize that only one party had those. Al Franken. Because, hold on, before we move forward on Al Franken. So, but, didn't Jesse Jackson win a few, like, in a row? Oh, yeah. He was in a row. He was building momentum. Uh-huh. And they were like, yeah, we're going to put the brakes on this. And when they say we are going to put the brakes on this, who is the we? It's the state committee chairman who make up the Democrats. Democratic National Committee. Got it. But it's just the insiders. It's like the money talking, whoever those, like, it's the smoky back room. This congresswoman from Florida, her name escapes me, three names. But anyway, she was the head of, what was it? Manifold. No, she was the head of the DNC in 20, Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Thank you very much. Debbie Wasserman Schultz gave Hillary Clinton's campaign all the debate questions before the debate. I remember that. But Bernie didn't get the. She didn't get the questions. Crazy. It's crazy. It's fixed. Yeah. I think we all know what happened at this point. Yeah. The fix was in. But the fix was in. But it's just, it's a, it starts to make you feel like, okay, that the, the regular person, like what you really want, the, even the idea of that, it used to feel real. Yes. And it doesn't feel real anymore. Yes. And that I think is one of the scariest things happening in America right now. You're like grief. It used to feel hopeful. And now it feels, um. it's not, it's a, will we survive? It feel there's something else. It's not a hope. I don't even know if it's somewhat of a fear, but it's more of an uncertainty. But America used to feel like this hopeful thing. Like we're building this thing. That's going to, that means something that we're going to pass on to our children and that, um, and that could possibly stand the test of time. And when that, when something like that, you believe in something like that, it makes your day-to-day, uh, interactions and your interaction with your country. And, uh, it makes that all more meaningful to you. So you show up for it differently. Um, we're sitting here with John Kiriakou Kiriakou. Uh, thank you so much for coming in. Thank you for the invitation. I love the show. I've seen so many clips of you, uh, recalling stories from your time in the CIA is having a good memory, a requirement for the job. Oh yeah. Is it really? Oh my gosh. Is it a requirement? It's actively encouraged. I had a station chief one time who gave me the biggest compliment. You had a what one time? A station chief. Okay. So I was doing a, I was doing an operation in the middle East, but I was doing it from headquarters. The station chief called me, we were friends from our training days. And he said, listen, we recruited a double agent out here. He's insisting on meeting with the chief, but it's just too dangerous for me to meet with him. Cause he doesn't know that. We know he's working for the bad guys. Got it. Can you come out here every month and meet with him and pretend to be me? And I said, sure. So I did to make a long story short, I would do the meeting and then go straight to the airport and fly back to Washington. There was a midnight flight and, um, I would write the cable, the reporting cable from headquarters instead of writing it from the station and then sending it to headquarters. I'd write it from headquarters, send it to the station. And the great compliment he gave me was he said, your memory, is so good. You remember so many details that when I read the cables, I feel like I'm in the room watching it go down. And I said, that is exactly what I'm going for. Yeah. I've always been proud of being able to do that. But it wasn't a requirement when you, uh, when you, uh, I guess, I don't know if you auditioned for the CIA, but how do you, yeah, you kind of do. Yeah. What's that process like? Like how do you get extensive? Is it it's changed from when I joined, when I joined. I was in graduate school at George Washington university and I was taking a class called the psychology of leadership. And the class was about why foreign leaders make the decisions that they make. One of the examples that sticks in my mind is the Yalta conference at the end of world war two. Why was it in Yalta of all places? I'm not familiar with it. Bring it up. The Yalta conference, uh, the world war two. Yeah. Um, the Yalta conference was a world war two, meeting of the heads of government of the United States, UK and the Soviet union to discuss the post-war reorganization of Germany and Europe. Okay. Yeah. So Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin, they all met in Yalta. They all met in Yalta, which is really, really hard to get to. And you can't just, you know, get in a plane and fly over the war. The war is still going on. Right. So Roosevelt took a train to, to Norfolk, Virginia, then took a boat to Malta, which took like a week, right? Back in those days, which is obviously a psyop because it rhymes with Yalta. Right. And then he had to go to Cairo and then Iran. And then from Iran to Yalta, he was sick. He died a month later. Wow. So the reason why it was in Yalta is because Stalin had a spy in the White House and the spy told him Roosevelt is sick. And so Stalin wanted him to be as weak as possible when he arrived, or when, when the American side arrived, Roosevelt was exhausted and he wanted to go to sleep. And he, but Stalin insisted that the talks begin immediately. And so just to be able to go to bed, Roosevelt gave up Poland. Look, I'm throwing Poland. Let's talk tomorrow. Exactly. Yeah, dude. Look, sometimes, yeah, sometimes where you show up and you're like, yeah, you just can't do it. Yeah. Or you just say, look, yes, take that. That's fine. I got, you know what I'm saying? My teeth and lay down for a few minutes. It's crazy. The things you will give up when you first get somewhere just to get to your room and unpack to urinate. Oh, so I'm in this class. And just to be clear. So they made him go all that way just because they knew it would weaken him. Yeah, there it is. So they created a path that would just like, yeah, that would add to him because they had a spy in the White House. Yeah. President Franklin D. Roosevelt died of a massive cerebral hemorrhage on April 12th, 1945 at Warm Springs, Georgia, just two months after the Yalta conference. Wow. The grueling 7,000 mile trip to the Soviet Union combined with this severe underlying cardiovascular conditions took a significant toll on his already failing health. Wow. You see what a well-placed spy can do for you? That's strategy right there. That is strategy. That's the big leagues right there. That's the big leagues. So I'm in this class and the professor, Dr. Gerald Post, eminent psychiatrist, tells us to shadow our bosses for a week. Just watch our bosses, spend each day with them, and then do a psychological profile on our bosses. And this is when you're at George Washington University. You're a student. Right. I was in grad school. There's Jerry. And what a great man he was. He died of COVID, the poor guy. So he was murdered. Right, right. Carry on. I'm working at the United Food and Commercial Workers Union at the time. And I worked for this guy. He was a mean, like angry, old school union organizer, right? Mm-hmm. I was a little bit afraid of him, to tell you the truth. Big, strong, mean guy. And halfway through the week, we got into an argument and I called him a racist, which he was. Yeah. And he got so mad, he set a stance and he put up his fist like this. And I put up my hands thinking, dang it, I went too far this time. And he goes, my penis is bigger than yours. And I said, what? I said, you know what? You're nuts. And I quit. And I walked out. So I went back and I banged out my paper. I said, he was a sociopath with psychopathic and possibly violent tendencies. And I footnoted the whole thing. It wasn't just John venting on it. But with a possibly decent wiener on it. You're right. Apparently. You got to put that in. And so I get the paper back a week later. Dr. Post gave me an A. And then in the margin, he wrote, please see me after class. So I go up to him. I said, Dr. Post, you wanted to see me? He says, come to my office. This classroom was like on the sixth floor and the office was on the fourth. So I went down there. He closed the door and he says, look, I'm not really a professor here. I'm a CIA officer undercover as a professor here. I'm looking for people who would fit into the CIA's culture. I think you would fit in. Would you like to join the CIA? And I said, oh, yes, I would. It was kind of a long story. I'll skip it. But he made a couple of calls that got me deep into the process. Got it. So Mr. Post was your professor. Yes. And you also had this job where you were under, where the guy was the racist guy. Yeah, that was at a union. Okay. So I was using that union job to put myself through grad school. Got it. And then I just, I quit and I walked out. I said, the guy's dangerous. And I guess the way I wrote the paper made him think. That the analysis was concise. It was to the point. And I backed it up with the facts. So I go through these weird, he sent me across the, across the river to Roslyn, Virginia, Arlington, Virginia. It's a little neighborhood right across the Potomac from Washington. Hold one second. So, so he was a, he was a CIA operative, this professor. Yes. Now when someone's a CIA operative, but also a professor, are they an actual professor that then gets hired? That's a great question. Who's first? It's usually that they're a CIA operative first, and then they get hired as a professor. What he did is illegal today. Got it. So in 1993, Congress passed the Equal Employment Opportunity Act, the EEOC, which made this illegal. So now it's very like not sexy. You just go to www.cia.gov and click apply. Right. Different. It's different. It's a little easy. Back then it was, you know, all white guys from Ivy League schools for the most part. And now it's different. It was exciting. It was exciting. I bet it was. I bet it was one of the most exciting things. I used to park my car out in the North 40 and then take like 20 minutes to walk all the way around the compound so I could walk in the main door across the giant seal and see the wall of honor and the flags. And I felt like I wanted to cry. Yeah. You know, I was so proud to be there. Felt like you were part of something. I really did. I can imagine that. You feel like you're part of something. Like, what did you feel like you were part of? Well, you know, I came from this very liberal household. And I remember my mom and dad getting into an argument one time. It was the Pennsylvania primary of 1976. And my mom voted. My dad voted for Frank Church, who had created the church committee that completely reorganized the CIA and stripped it of its power to, you know, carry out assassinations and things like that. And my mom voted for Birch Bayh. Who was a senator from Indiana. And my dad said, Birch Bayh? Why'd you vote for him? And she said, he's so good looking. And my dad's like, what? Church is the guy doing all the work? And I remember being fascinated by this argument that they were having. So when Dr. Post approached me, I called a friend of mine that I was in class with who was married to a guy at the CIA. And I said, listen, I'm not a nafe. I know. I know the CIA's history. It's pretty ugly. Do I want to be involved in an organization like this? I want to go into public service. I want to see the world. old she said let's have dinner so the three of us get together for dinner and he's like the the bad old days cia's of the cia are gone the bad old days he said the bad old days of the cia are gone he said um 75 with the church committee in the senate the pike committee in the house changed everything no more assassinations no more overthrowing governments which was true for a little while a little while because four years later ronald reagan becomes president the next thing you know we're you know doing iran contra and we're bombing different countries and everything just went back to the way it was but there was like this golden period my friends are going to yell at me for saying that there was this period where the cia was a really awesome place to work got it and so when you're walking into that when you're taking me back to that moment you're walking in did you feel like i'm a part of something that's important to america or i'm a part of just an intriguing life and this is exciting did you feel like i'm like clark kent like and there's no wrong answer this is all just like curiosity oh sure the first seven and a half years that i was there i was an analyst in actually in the the office that dr post had founded the political psychology division and um i really felt like i was a part of something big you know i was only on the job eight months and um it was just as i started to feel like i really knew what i was doing i was the i was the leadership analyst the psychological analyst on iraq and the reason i was given iraq was because not my words these were the words of my leadership nothing ever happens there it's the same cabinet since the 1968 revolution nothing ever happens so learn the writing style learn the tradecraft and you can do anything you want to do you can do anything you can move on to something interesting like romania they told me i said great so i'm my friend just played ball in romania actually it's a great place for me i love it oh yeah it's great i gotta get over there i don't know my buddy patrick mccaffrey just he just finished playing ball over there anyway carry on i love it so um just as i get to the point where i where i really feel like i know what i'm doing iraq invades kuwait august the 2nd 1990 i walk into the office early like before seven and my boss says yeah shit's popping now you gotta show up i couldn't wait to get into the office that day my boss says don't take your jacket off we're gonna go to the white house i'd never been in the white house before and so um we go to the white house there's this marine standing there he walks us into the into the west wing and we go into the ante room of the oval office and then the secretary takes us in and here's the president the vice president the national security advisor and the cia director and so you just kind of stand there you wait to be told what to do there are two nice chairs like this the the president's in that one the vice president's in this one there's a couch here my boss and i sat on on that there are two like more uncomfortable chairs over here for the cia director and the national security advisor and we sit down and the president goes well now what do we do and then everybody turns and looks at me and i'm looking at them and then it took me a second and i'm like oh well as you know mr president iraqi troops crossed the border at four o'clock this morning and the kuwaiti royal family ruling family fled to saudi arabia blah blah blah blah but i remember thinking my friends would never believe in a million years what i was doing right now wow they would never believe it and i was 20 i was 25 years old and it happened overnight that you were kind of suddenly having an influence like you right there they're like they're looking to me for information that actually was kind of a recurring theme in my career i i was just very very lucky got a lot of times so when you're walking into uh into the building when you take that long way and you pass like the flags and walk over the seal it's just like i'm a part of something yeah you really feel it do you think that's the same cia that we have today no no 9-11 changed everything and it changed it permanently in a bunch of different ways not just have you ever heard of executive order 1-2-3-3-3 i haven't 1-2-3-3-3 was signed by gerald ford um and it was it came in the aftermath of the church and pike committees and um yeah the responsibilities and guidelines for the u.s uh intelligence uh community okay executive order 1-2-3-3 establishes the goals responsibilities and guidelines for the u.s intelligence community got it number one you can't kill people anymore right well this was after the church commission right exactly they said you got to stop killing people and we had these like you know we're putting explosives in you know we're putting explosives in you know we're putting explosives in fidel castro's cigar and putting poison on the steering wheel of his car and stupid stuff and so 1-2-3-3-3 real tom and jerry shit yeah exactly you can't do that stuff anymore and then it's been amended over the years well after 9-11 bush is just like just kill everybody you want wow and so we set up these offices one whole office called the special activities division and then there's in the counterterrorism center where i was working the there was one called the special activities group and their job very simply was just to you know send teams around the world kill people come back get the list for the next week go out there kill them come back get another list kill those guys it was like uh nobody was trying to collect intelligence anymore things changed overnight overnight one time i was um i was traveling somewhere you know because i had my luggage with me and everything was like everything and i was i think i was in guam maybe or viet guam or somewhere i don't know and i couldn't get the internet they didn't have it 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yeah you do i do i take a lot of shit because i don't believe in them you don't know so from your experience because you were there when it happened you were in the cia when it occurred to where we are now has your point of view changed at all since then yeah my point of view actually has changed so i don't think i deserve a lot of a lot of the sorry the criticism that i get i'm gonna start on july the 6th of 2001 okay so and i'm not familiar with the criticism either okay i'm glad i'll explain it to you then because i get all the time the jews did it the saudis did it literally the space aliens did it the israeli government did it the bush family did it the you know it's like come on people nanothermite paint there's no such thing as nanothermite paint that they painted in 1972 to make the buildings blow up come on you guys that to me sounds very uh that sounds ridiculous yeah it's ridiculous uh but what doesn't sound ridiculous is somebody having long-term strategy like you were saying a little while ago that people play a longer game right and we're not good at that generally oh yeah i don't think that we are we're we're like a country when everything now you know and we're kind of a newer country as well so it's like and we got everything fast anyway and when you get something fast you don't really have a ton of respect for it in some ways that's right that's right and it's tough for me to say that because we all just live like one life term but i think some of that could be infectious over like a society over time um i've never even thought about it before that it's like yeah when you get something easy you kind of used to something coming easy that's it and so uh but i do believe that other countries could have strategy against us and also and i believe that there were and what it changed for us as a people like what it changed like um for how we look out of our own eyes for how we walk out of like uh i remember on 9-11 i walked out of a building i was staying with some friends i walked outside and um there was just some like construction going on and it'd been going on for a while and they were like redoing these like uh this stone walkway i was in charleston south carolina and they had these bulldozers and stuff out there and like people had been excited about the construction like it was like um because the streets are cobblestone it's really beautiful and suddenly that day everybody was like are these like are they demolishing something like suddenly this had a whole different energy of like oh like this is the rubble like there was a connection with like what you just seen on television to suddenly like something that was being done that was positive uh structurally was now suddenly looked at like there was a lot of fear around it and i know that's a ridiculous small thing but it's a ridiculous small thing but it's a ridiculous small thing but it's a ridiculous thing but that but that's normal that happened at the time right and it's just it just just how much of a small thing in your head like okay i just seen this and now everything is scary that's what i'm trying to say right everything is scary that's exactly right the whole country was traumatized it was our pearl harbor the pearl harbor of our generation and it changed and it changed how you would operate it changed um it changed just like every it it adjusted so many things go on though so july 6th 2001 um i'm i'm hosting a group of intelligence officers from a middle eastern country this is something we did literally every single day usually multiple times a day and what we do is we set up a day of briefings they get a photo op with the director you know he's shaking hands we exchange gifts and we take them out to a fancy dinner at night so these guys they were all mid-level like majors and lieutenant colonels so it's a lot of bullshit a lot of it a lot yes so i set up a day of briefings and i i was talking to a guy who was in the 1920s uh that was covering al-qaeda and i said can you come and just talk to these guys about al-qaeda for an hour he said yes so it came time for his briefing but instead of him coming the director of counterterrorism comes kofar black uh later ambassador kofar black and he comes from which country uh the oh from the u.s yeah yeah he was our director so he showed up kofar shows up with the director of operations from the osama bin laden unit and um and i just jumped up i was i was like oh uh gentlemen i said this is this is kofar black he's the director of counterterrorism for the entire american intelligence community and you were working in counterterrorism yeah got it and so he came in and and sat down and he was very very serious he said uh something terrible is going to happen we don't know exactly when or exactly where but we know it's going to be an attack on a scale that we've never seen before he said we're picking up chatter from the al-qaeda training camps where camp commanders are on the phone with their students and they're crying and telling them i'll see you in paradise we're hearing code words for a massive attack the honey salesman is coming with vast quantities of honey where there's going to be a huge wedding or a huge football game and he said we know that they're planning an enormous attack we just don't know when or where and he said i'm begging you if you have any sources in sight al-qaeda please help us they just sat there and looked at him nothing so at the end of the day i was not working on al-qaeda at the time i later weeks later became the chief of uh counter intelligence in the osama bin line unit and so i went to his office after at the end of the day before i took those guys to dinner and i said kofar i gotta tell you you shocked me with that briefing today was that just for them or were you serious he said oh i was deadly serious something terrible is going to happen and then on september 11th there it was he and i were supposed to go to the white house that morning we had a meeting with condoleezza rice who was the national security advisor at the time on an issue that's so stupid now i'm almost embarrassed to tell you what it is it was about a book that was being printed by the government printing office this minor governmental agency called greece turkey cyprus and it was called foreign affairs of the united states greece turkey cyprus 1949 to 1967 literally nobody's going to read this nobody i was going to tell you what it was called it was called foreign affairs of the united states nobody's going to read it literally nobody yeah and it's like a thousand pages long that's money laundering and it had the names of three cia sources who were still alive and we've got this obscure law in the united states that if the government outs a cia source we have to offer the source citizenship these guys are like 198 and 97 years old they're not gonna they don't care right nobody's gonna read the book anyway so um we were gonna go down there and ask her just pull those pages out of the out of the book you know nobody's gonna miss it nobody's gonna read it anyhow just pull the pages out or redact the names or whatever but i went up to tell him that the car was ready and the secretary's got a little tv on her desk and the world trade center's on fire i said what happened world trade center she said a plane flew into it and i go because i'm a genius i said you know that happened once before in 1930 a bomber flew into the empire state building but it was like pouring rain and fog i said it's so crystal clear today how can you not see that you're flying into the world trade center and just as i spoke the words the second plane hit and then she turned and she said did you see that or did i imagine it and it's like oh everything's gonna go to shit now and and at this point you're already working in counterterrorism yeah well i was already in counterterrorism but i was working on a group see again i'm embarrassed to even say i was working in a group that was targeting european communist terrorists like carter terrorists and i was working on a group that was targeting european communist terrorists like carlos the jackal who nobody remembers now he was the osama bin laden of the 70s nobody remembers who in the world really yeah carlos the jackal bring him up there he is oh he looks suave huh he was venezuelan ilich ramirez sanchez listen to the balls this guy had opec had an oil minister's meeting right so the ministers for those who don't know what opec is it's the organization of petroleum exporting countries so um yeah it's basically like your oil kind of um commission monopoly yeah right yeah yeah monopoly the uh what do you call it the uh cartel it's an oil cartel fair so he and his gang of terrorists raided the opec oil ministers meeting in vienna austria and kidnapped every single minister of oil they killed three people says there oh yeah he and he demanded a plane flew everybody to libya took his billion dollars ransom and he was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna that they gave him and then let everybody go wow so he was just trying to get a bag really oh yeah and he was good at it and then he was so good at it he set up terrorist training camps in libya and lebanon and he trained the ira the irish republican army he trained greece's revolutionary organization 17 november the red brigades the action direct why did he feel so convicted to to do this sort of behavior he was a true believing communist and he just wanted to bring down the west uh-huh interesting yeah but take me back so it's like you guys hear that something's gonna happen something terrible is gonna what do you do at that point well see that's the key what do you do we we didn't know what to do so we're going to the you know jordanians the egyptians the saudis the this one then that one and they're like we don't know what's going on well as it turned out that wasn't true um almost all the hijackers what was it 17 16 or 17 and they're like we don't know what's going on well as it turned out that wasn't the hijackers came from saudi arabia right and we know that the saudi ambassador to the united states at the time prince bandar bin sultan al saoud his wife transferred fifty thousand dollars from her personal bank account to the hijackers what are we supposed to make of that yeah sometimes you got to get your girl to vimmo if you got it you know i'm saying seriously you know the only time i ever saw george tenet it was the ci director at the time the only time i ever saw george completely lose his shit was in a meeting with prince bandar he said if we don't start getting help from the saudi government on this case we're going to start killing people a lot of people and some of them are going to be named al saoud i go out to pakistan as the chief of uh counterterrorism operations there in january of 02 so it's still fresh we're bombing torabora all these al-qaeda people are trying to get out of afghanistan cross into into pakistan and my job was then to catch them when they came in but we're bombing what we're buying we're bombing which country afghanistan we're bombing afghanistan right but there was why were we looking for al-qaeda in afghanistan that's where they were living all of them they launched 9-11 from afghanistan got it at least theoretically the ideas came when they were in afghanistan because from the american like population it always felt like we never went after saudi arabia that's what it felt like yeah and we should have but if you didn't you know that did not we suspected but we didn't have there was no smoking gun so that's what i'm getting to we catch abu zubaydah zayn al-abedin muhammad hussein abu zubaydah who we believed at the time you're having a stroke for a second no no that's his name no i'm just joking that was a joke the profession i know the profession of faith i've been around people that are stroking out and if you don't tap in with them they'll just keep going you know and they they never buy a vowel and then they just fucking take it and they're like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die tap out. Oh, that's terrible. So you guys were doing this guy? So we're looking for him. and we catch him this dude is a fucking mumble rapper I think go on we were on him for 6 weeks we chased him some days we'd bust down the door and there's like a warm meal and a half lit cigarette still on the table we're like dang it with 15 minutes we could have gotten him some days we were a day or two behind so he knew we were after him he knew we were chasing him all over the friggin country and we catch him in late March 2002 in Faisalabad Pakistan so we also confiscated his diary this led to a huge fight between the FBI and the CIA huge and the CIA was right and the FBI was wrong but the fight was we captured his diary so I'm sitting there that sounds so suspect that he has a diary it was more than a diary though but even though as a regular person it didn't have terrorism stuff in it right but even then first of all who the fuck has a see but look he does have an eyepatch a sketch or yeah oh he drew a lot as well it's all drawings oh okay yeah all of its drawings and most of them are classified top secret the CIA wouldn't allow them to be released got it because they were mostly about the torture that was done to him understood so anyway we catch the diary and I call headquarters and I said listen we got his diary and there's some fascinating shit in here like what and I said well for one they're the cell phone numbers of three Saudi princes like what's up with that so they were like put it in writing so I write this cable back and I was like we found these three princes here are their cell phone numbers George calls in the Saudi ambassador the president calls the king what kind of country are you running over there so we said we want those three princes we want them like right now next thing you know one goes into the hospital for bariatric surgery because they're all fat and he dies on the operating table the other one is driving from Riyadh to Jeddah on the Riyadh to Jeddah highway he's in a one car accident and is killed in the accident the third one goes camping in the desert which is a very popular pastime and dies of thirst yeah so we couldn't interrogate any of them who do you think was do you think that Saudi Arabia did that 100% right , do you think we ever got to the bottom of 9/11 do you think you don't no and I'm going to say something that's very unpopular I think that the Israelis while not involved in 9/11 absolutely positively had advanced warning of 9/11 they had sources inside of Al Qaeda and they purposely did not tell us the details because they knew what was going to happen they knew that we would attack Afghanistan and we would attack Iraq and we would kill two million Muslims and I mean these dancing Israelis they've never answered for this I'm still mad about the dancing Israelis I've heard about the dancing Israelis bring it up so you're saying that you believe that they knew I think they knew in advance and didn't warn us but they didn't warn us because we would then we would we would do their dirty work for them we would take out issues with their surrounding guys you know there are videos making the rounds now of Benjamin Netanyahu over the years over the last 20 plus years testifying before congress and saying you know if we just took out Saddam Hussein we would be peace in the Middle East if we just took out Muammar Gaddafi there would be I guarantee you he says there would be peace in the Middle East and we do it all we take out Iran and we're going to have peace in the Middle East it's starting to get a little bit more like I think so a little sus yeah so the Iraqis have electrical towers like we have everywhere but ours have four legs and the Iraqis have three legs so just a few days before we attacked Iraq at that time I'm the executive assistant to the deputy director for operations at the CIA so it's a serious the most serious job I ever had in my life so you have access to a lot literally everything wow and the Israelis come to us and they said listen you guys are going to attack Iraq in a couple days we want in we said absolutely not we put this coalition together with all these Arab countries as soon as you guys jump in all the Arabs are going to drop out just let us do it next thing you know every one of these electrical towers just begins to topple over like 150 miles worth in the western desert because somebody put explosives on just one of the three legs and I remember my boss saying these damn Israelis they just can't leave well enough alone they just don't ever do as they're told let me look at this the dancing Israelis and we're talking about the Israeli government we're not talking about Israeli people I'm fine with that I'm far less worried about the dancing Israelis than I am about the Israelis who were arrested on 9-11 okay but just so I can say the claim because I don't know I've never even spoken about this the dancing Israelis is a 9-11 related conspiracy trope based on the arrest of five Israeli men in New Jersey on September 11, 2001 and this is according to Perplexity and it was some guys I think they were on a building top and they were kind of dancing like around high-fiving each other yeah a bread truck or something as the as you can see the towering tower is in the distance yeah a New Jersey woman reported five men near a van overlooking Manhattan who appeared to be celebrating and taking photos as the twin towers burned police later stopped a suspicious van and detained five Israeli citizens they had items like box cutters and multiple passports which conspiracy theorists later fixated on but box cutters are normal tools for a moving delivery job they were happy because they knew exactly what was going to happen that we would have to enter the war we would attack Afghanistan we would we would probably then you know take a permanent position in the region which is exactly what happened right that's why they were dancing they were happy 9-11 is a good thing for Israel yeah it got us militarily engaged over the long term but you don't think that they were involved in the setting up of it I don't yeah no no there's and there's never been any evidence to suggest that they were involved in any way I have no idea no but there was another thing too and this is this is a bigger issue it's that you know the Israelis spy on the United States they've always spied on the United States do we spy on them also no and that's written in stone at the CIA we do not spy on Israel but they openly spy on us they're all over the country stealing defense secrets do we spy on other countries yeah we spy on almost every why can't we spy on them it's a political decision that's been made yeah a political decision in the White House on Capitol Hill in the White House sometimes it just feels like our country is just kind of owned by Israel and they just don't say that do you think that that's true or do you think that's fictional well I don't think it's so clear cut I think I think the truth is that the Israelis have inordinate political influence in the United States especially in our elections yeah well they just had that election with Thomas Massey that exactly that's the best example that got overtaken what happened with that election let's bring it up I mean I know that Thomas lost a lot but it was it was the largest yeah 35 million dollars was spent yeah the American Israel Public Affairs Committee or APAC and other pro-Israel interest groups have uncorked over 9 million in a bid to unseat Republican Representative Thomas Massey on Tuesday which they did in a competitive primary that has shattered spending records prominent pro-Israel GOP donors have funneled millions more into a super PAC stood up by President Donald Trump's political operation that has spent nearly 7 million on the race overall ad spending has topped 32 million making it the most expensive House primary on record per tracking firm ad impact wow for a job that pays $180,000 a year so what are the long-term benefits of them getting this position or was it just about getting Massey out it was getting Massey the thing about APAC is if you are not 100% pro-Israel they will primary you they'll primary you with somebody who is 100% pro-Israel and sometimes you know the perfect is the enemy of the good where what does that mean? where you've got for example there was an incumbent Democrat in New Jersey who voted pro-Israel 90% of the time they ran a primary opponent against him and who was 100% pro-Israel and he lost but so did she and the one that won was the one that's pro-Palestinian ah I see so sometimes by taking out by aiming for one you might let another through you end up hurting your own cause got it yeah yeah well I think I mean I can understand people who are not people's angst with this sort of thing I mean the biggest thing is just like if Israel is involved in a genocide right they're genociding people it's almost like why would you let Nazi Germany invest in your in your people who are going to be running congressmen or senators in your country it's crazy I don't see how there's not a law like why isn't there a law if there's some if a country's doing like a like a holocaust or like a genocide that they're not allowed to you know invest in that they're not allowed to have a lobby in our elections see was there ever a law about that no and and they would lose their shit over the use of the word genocide you used it I use it it's a genocide we've been using it on here for years it meets all the international legal requirements of a genocide yeah well I think the UN has voted that it is yeah I don't know if the vote passed because I think there was maybe some groups that were that wouldn't agree to it um Well, it didn't pass the. Security Council, but it passed by 90 something percent in the General Assembly. Yeah. But I just, I don't understand why that seems fair. And also I'm amazed that I don't understand why people that made like movies and wrote books about the Holocaust, why they don't speak up and say, Hey, yeah, this is the same thing that I wrote about. You know what I'm saying? You can show picture to picture that makes it exactly. Killing is wrong. It's wrong. No matter who's doing the killing or who's being killed, it's just wrong. But I don't see why some of those people don't speak up. Well, there is an increasingly large number of Jewish Americans who are speaking out. There's a big group called Jewish Voices for Peace. The Orthodox Jewish community in New York has been very vocal. Just this week, there was an annual Israel Day parade and a lot of the Orthodox Jews from Brooklyn showed up with Palestinian and Iranian flags and it caused violence. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I just don't understand why, what are like, what is America afraid of? Like, like what have you seen like in the CIA? Because it does, you hear a lot that like, that, that the Israeli influence like has taken over our CIA and our FBI. Do you think that that's true or not? Well, I can't speak to the FBI and my, my CIA information is dated. I left the CIA more than 20 years ago, but when I was there, we kept the Israelis at arm's length, like seriously. So, um, the very first intelligence liaison intelligence briefing I ever gave was to the Israelis. I had been on the, on the job six weeks and my boss said, listen, you're going to give a liaison briefing. It's going to be a whole big group of people. So you're going to be the last one to talk cause you're the most junior, but you need to know some of the ground rules. He said, we do not meet with the Israelis in the building. We used to, but every time they'd come, they'd bring us gifts and the gifts are always packed with listening devices and batteries. Is that true? Yes. A hundred percent. Would you guys find him? How do you even know that that's true? Because you have to x-ray everything that comes into the building. You can just wantonly walk in off the street with, you know, boxes of gifts and say, here, this is for you. And what'd they do to sew a couple of Palestinian ears from the rubble? And they're like, Oh, Oh, Oh, we're just joking. Oh, it was like joking stuff. Yeah. It's not joking. Right. So that happened during your time. Was that with other countries too? So I'm sure, there's other countries that like, Oh, there are other countries we don't even have liaison with. Got it. But with the Israelis, we had to, we had to rent a place and we would meet with them in the place. Um, on my very first day at the CIA, you meet in the auditorium called the bubble and the head of HR comes out and the director comes and says, welcome to the CIA. And then the head of security, it's just a parade of important people come to welcome you. So the head of security said, he said a couple of things. One was funny. He said the gravest threat facing a is the threat of Soviet communism. And I said to the guy next to me, does this guy not read the papers? There is no Soviet union anymore. Anyway, he went on to say that the Israelis have two declared intelligence officers in the United States, one Mossad and one shin bet. So CIA and FBI equivalents there at the Israeli embassy in Washington, but the FBI has identified 187 intelligence officers spread out all over America, stealing secrets from defense contractors. So the, the lesson was don't ever talk about work outside the building. Don't ever eat at the restaurants in McLean, Virginia. Cause they're all Russian KGB. And back then it was the KGB and Israeli Mossad agents eating there to hear what the CIA people are saying. Wow. Yeah. It sounds exciting though. At least like exciting. I bet it was, it was like a real whodunit. I loved it. I really did. I loved it until I didn't love it. You know, after nine 11, everybody went nuts and just wanted to kill everyone. I was getting ready to go to Pakistan. And so I stopped by the office on my way to the airport just to say goodbye. Cause Kofar said on nine 11, he stood up on his desk for black. He said for black. Yeah. He stood up on his desk and he said, today we're at war. All of us are going to have to do our part. Not all of us are going to be able to come home. So he said, if you, if you want to walk now walk and nobody will think less of you. Nobody budged. So I stopped by the office cause I wanted to say goodbye. I don't know. Am I going to get shot? Am I going to get blown up? Am I going to get killed? I don't know. So I just want to say goodbye. Say goodbye to Kofar? No, to Kofar, to my boss, excuse me, and to the people I was working with. But why would you have gotten shot? I was the chief of counterterrorism operations. That's the job I'm going out to. I'm busting down doors three nights a week. And, um, and I worked for this guy, lovely, lovely guy. Nice suits, just a really like, like very professorial. And he gives me a hug and he leans in and he says, kill them all. And I said, really, have we gotten there already? Wow. And he says, kill them all. And then I went to the airport. I was like, am I the only guy who thinks we should do this by the book? Apparently I was. That's it. That's crazy, man. It was ugly. You should see some of the pictures I have on my phone. Let's make your hair stand up. I don't know. I'm already, there's already a lot of stuff I'm not allowed to look at. Um, I have blockers on my phone. So, uh, yeah, I'm just going to donate my eyes to charity. I think soon. 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So when you get involved, like how bad did it get after 9-11 where the rules of like, um, interrogating and that sort of thing changed? Ah, that's a good question. You know, the, the dirty little secret was literally not one single CIA officer was trained in interrogation techniques. So as soon as we started catching these guys, I mean, I'd only been there, but a week we started catching them. And my boss is like, interrogate him. I'm like, I'm not, I don't know how to interrogate people. I can interview them. And what do you even wear sneakers? And what do you even put on to do something like that? Yeah. I wore sneakers most days, a polo shirt, jeans. Pro you can't interrogate somebody in a polo shirt. That's all I brought with me that in sweatshirts. Cause it was cold when I arrived. You got to put on a Chicago bears Jersey or something. Oh my God. It was so weird. See in one of the early raids, we had also confiscated the training manual. Well, I still have one of those or not. No, no, no. I turned everything in, but you know what? It might be online. I might be out there now. So I was, uh, I spoke and read Arabic. And so we're going through the training manual and I, and I'm translating it to the guys in my branch as I'm reading it. Well, everything that was in the manual, these prisoners would do as we would catch them. So I say, what's your name? The guy goes, Oh, like he's, having a ruptured appendix. Oh, what's your name? And he's like, pretends to faint and falls off the chair. And then he just kind of opens one eye to look at you. I'm like, get the fuck up and get back in the chair. What's your name? And then like, do you, do you hit him? Do you not hit him? Do you grab him by the shirt and shake? I mean, I don't know what the rules were. So there were no rules. And so what kind of environment, I mean, what did you end up having to do? Like, what do you do in those sorts of situations? Like, well, are you responsible to garner information? Do you even feel like the pro, the people you're catching have real information? This shit sounds kind of vague. everybody has something it's called the mosaic concept where everybody's got a little tile in his brain and if you collect enough tiles you can put the whole picture together so i mean some of it sounds comical now um i would say to the pakistani lieutenant colonel that i was working with on a daily basis i'd say you want to be the good cop today i'll be the bad cop or you want to be the the bad cop again i'll be the good cop and then we decide in advance then i go in you know we start talking to these guys the first guy we captured he was jordanian and they bring him in he shackled at the ankles shackled at the waist and then they undo the waist shackle and they they chain him to an eye bolt in the in the table so you have to know the answers to all the questions that you're asking right so i'm like what's your name he tells me his name uh how where did you come from i came from torabora and what happened in torabora the americans began bombing us and then where did you go he said i tried to escape so i went into a cave and then the americans bombed the cave and the guy like had blood squirted out of his ears and he had brain damage and finally made it across the border i lay out a map tell me exactly how you got across the border we knew what the rat lines were and he told the truth this is the way we came through this past everything he told me was true and so i i said to him he said what's going to happen to me and i said honestly i don't know you're probably going to spend some time in jail here and then we're going to send you to jordan and i don't know what the jordanians are going to do to you because he was jordanian yeah so i said to him but let me ask you something i know that what you told me was true why did you tell me the truth and he goes i'm your prisoner what good would it do me to lie to you he said i know how these things work i know that you knew the answers to these questions it doesn't help me in any way but i'm going to send you to jordan and i'm going to send you to jordan and then i said okay thank you and then he says let me ask you something now he said i assume you're christian and i said yes and he says i would like to invite you into the embrace of islam and i'll be your godfather i said well thank you very much and what is that it's almost like the boy scouts or something i mean he did like there's a scout leader kind of like like he'll like yeah be like your sponsor yeah like my sponsor he's gonna convert me to islam and i'm gonna say muslim yeah yeah yeah okay and um and uh i said yeah thanks but no thanks and i wish you the best and i remember saying to a colleague of mine my god if everyone goes like that it's going to be incredible the next raid we did we bust down the door two o'clock in the morning and it's two kids they're 19 years old from tunisia and they both just burst into tears oh and so we cuff them and one kid is just heaving sobbing and the other one is begging me to let him go and i'm like okay i'm begging you to let him call his mother and i'm like no i'm sorry you can't call your mother what they do they they were arabs without passports or visas in an al-qaeda safe house and that was good enough for me got it so we got to the point where we had literally filled the rawal pindi jail in in rawal pindi pakistan it's it's this gigantic city that's kind of attached to islamabad islamabad is the capital but it's very very small rawal pindi is where the military is located and it's like five six seven million people there so uh rawal pindi jail there it is that's it my god i haven't i haven't been to rawal pindi jail in 24 years i'll tell you what i don't remember it looking that good either i've never been well yeah thank your lucky stars really yeah it's not good so so the the packs called me and they said look we've we've literally filled the jail you got to do something with these guys i said okay so i call headquarters i said the packs are telling me that the jail is full what do you want to do with them they said put them on a c12 and send them to guantanamo i said guantanamo cuba why would we send them to cuba and they said we came up with this idea we're going to send everybody to cuba and then we're going to divide them up after we figure out what federal district court to charge them with because 9-11 was an open criminal investigation at the time and the crimes the Eastern district of Massachusetts hijacking the Western district of Pennsylvania hijacking the Eastern district of Virginia, the Pentagon and the Southern district of New York. I said, that's a great idea. So we just started loading these guys on an endless parade of C-12 transport planes and send them to Guantanamo. And then somebody in Dick Cheney's office, probably David Addington, although he's never admitted it. Somebody said, you know what? These guys don't have any rights in Cuba. Why don't we just leave them there like forever? And here we are 24 years later. Some of them are still there and they're still there. Most of them, you think? 34 of them at the height we had like 770, I think was when it was at its most full. I went there one time as a, to perform as a comedian. Yeah. Went down there and was performing. For some of the troops here and stuff. And you got to see some of the, just the way you would fly in it. You can see it in the distance. Oh yeah. Well, when you, the way you'd fly in at night, they would fly on like this kind of crazy pattern. Yeah, they do. And it was lit up. It almost looked like a big wedding ring in the distance because they had like just these bright, bright lights on the fences surrounding the, the base. And so you come in like at this crazy kind of pattern and, and you kind of had to go around. We went from, I think we went from- Because you can't cross Cuban airspace to go around and come up from the south. We went from somewhere in Florida and went around. It was pretty intense. I mean, it was definitely, it was interesting. And then we got to go right up by the, by the detainee centers. And I think we even saw some guys playing volleyball and stuff, but were there tortures where people lost their lives? Were you, that you were involved in? Not that I was involved in, thank God. There were, you know- But like, at what point do you call like one office getting out of hand? Like, have you been in one that was getting out of hand? No, because when we were catching guys, we had not yet implemented the torture program. So the torture program was, was conceived and approved in October of 2001. Okay. I got to Pakistan in January of 2002. And we're like, what do we do with these guys? Well, we, the FBI's there with us. They're like, you can't, you can't like hit them or you can't do anything to them. If they don't talk, then okay, we just send them to Guantanamo. And cause you, you ended up coming out and talking, speaking out about, about, uh, torture that was happening. Right. But how would they let you do that if you weren't aware of it firsthand though? Well, because remember I became the executive assistant to the deputy director. Oh, so you would see the reports coming back. You see all the cables coming back in? Yeah, exactly. Huh. Was some of it pretty intense, do you feel like? Oh, it was bad. You know, I, most, most of the news outlets that I talked to, they make the biggest deal out of waterboarding. There's waterboarding right there. Um, I think that there were, there were techniques that were worse than waterboarding, sleep deprivation is one. Um, and in terms of causing death, uh, the cold cell, you see sensory deprivation. That was also a terrible one. What is that like? Sensory deprivation. They put you in, in like an isolation tank and you're surrounded by water and you literally go crazy from the silence. So you're in like a, like one of those, uh, like kind of one of those places you can go pay to do. Yeah. Yeah. But instead of being in there for an hour, or two hours, you're in there for three weeks. Is there, are they playing music or? No, it's, it's complete silence and darkness. Complete and total, like you're dead. Wow. Yeah. I think Aaron Rodgers does that. Yeah. I think that's nuts. But there were a couple that were worse than, than, uh, waterboarding. The cold cell, we strip the prisoner naked. You chain him to an eye bolt in the ceiling so he can't lay or sit or get comfortable in any way. Can you keep your underpants on it? No, no, no, no. Because the idea is to humiliate them. Oh. Remember in their religion, uh, nakedness is shameful. Yeah. Right. And nakedness in front of a woman. And we would have women interrogators stripped naked just to humiliate them. Yeah. You see this rectal feeding, um. Rectal feeding? Yeah. What we did is we forced tubes up their asses and then with a pump, pumped hummus up there just to insult their culture. No way. Who was coming up with these ideas? I'm sure the- There were two contract psychologists at the CIA, um, James Mitchell and Bruce Jessen. Is that true? Mm-hmm. They came up with these plans? Yeah. And we paid them $108 million of the taxpayer's money for it. Wow. But when you look at, were these people criminals? I, see, this is what's- Well, that's the thing. That's the thing, Theo. They've never been charged with a crime. Right. So charge them with, if these guys are as bad as we say they are, charge them with a crime. If they're as bad as we say they are, find them guilty, sentence them to death. And execute them. We won't even charge people in our country who are committing a crime a crime. No. So I think that it's like, that's like a problem that's been across the board is like, what is the crime? Charge somebody with a crime. Yeah. It's not happening in our own country. But you can't- Because this is so wild to hear about because it's like, you know, it's really, it's interesting, like just as a person, right? You're like, okay, did these guys do something really bad to kill people in our country? Right? Did, were they doing really harmful stuff? Are they like- And they were. Right. Yeah. But they confessed through torture. So none of it's admissible. None of it. Right. Okay. But then it's like, yeah, it's like, how do you solve something like that with more crime? Well, there was a deal that was made during the Biden administration. So it was like the top three or four, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Ammar al-Balooj, Ramzi bin Ashib, and somebody else. They agreed to plead guilty to terrorism. And what they got in exchange was life without parole and a promise not to send them to Supermax in Colorado because they said they couldn't deal with the cold. They wanted to stay in Cuba because it's warm. So life without parole. And Biden's secretary of defense vacated the deal. And he says, you can't make a deal like that. I have to make that deal because I'm the secretary of defense. And it went through the courts. And then the Biden administration, there it is right there. The Biden administration, Department of Defense. And who were these four guys? They were the men accused of. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Wali bin Atash, Mustafa Hussawi. They were accused of plotting the September 11th terrorist attacks, right? The Biden administration, Department of Defense reached plea agreements with three prominent al-Qaeda figures whom you just mentioned, accused of plotting the. September 11th terrorist attacks. However, following intense political and public backlash, the administration moved to block the agreement and the courts later threw it out. So what happened to the guys? They're just still not being held. They're just still there. You see right there, the terms they, they agreed to plead guilty to murdering 2,976 people in exchange for life without parole. Okay. So the deal was thrown out. So now what do they have? They have life without parole. That's the deal. Right. Same thing. It's the same thing. They're never going to be released. But why didn't we, what was the reason why? Oh, cause the reaction from people. It was, it was really reaction from the Biden administration, from the Biden defense department. There's 9-11 families too. I guess the 9-11 families just want to chop everybody's head off. And I understand. I get it. I really do. It makes sense. I get it. But that's never going to happen. It's never going to happen. We're a country of laws. We can't just pretend that we're a country of laws, except when the law is in place. The laws aren't convenient for us. But if you kill enough people, it seems like you would face the death penalty. Yes. But this, you have the, you have to blame the CIA for that. If the CIA hadn't tortured these guys, they would all be. Oh, I see. It was inadmissible. It's all inadmissible. Got it. They confessed everything. Understood. But it was all under torture. And so you can't do anything. Oh. Now there's no evidence against them. None. What a, I can't even imagine what it's like to be some of those families and like, and just the drawn out of all of that. And just. It's been 24 years. It's been 24 years. It's been 24 years. 25 years in September. Let's get a little bit more current. Did you, oh, did you see that they just had the, like they have those flotillas that are going to Gaza? Did you see that the prime minister of Ireland's sister was on one of them? I'll tell you, the Irish hate the Israelis and the Israelis hate the Irish. Has that always been the case, you think? No. Only in the last eight or 10 years. Let me see this. Gaza aid flotilla activist home after torture ship nightmare. Scroll a little. Irish activists have claimed they were kidnapped and beaten by Israeli forces after their aid flotilla to Gaza was intercepted in international waters. Margaret Connolly, the sister of President Connolly, was among the emotional arrivals at Dublin airport on Saturday. They wanted us to suffer. She said none of them could look us in the eye. What a dehumanizing thing to do to men and women aged from 22 to 75. That's just wild. Imagine if like Obama's sister or. Can you imagine? I can't even imagine. I want to interview Greta Thunberg. That would be fun. It'd be cool, huh? Yeah. I just would like to get to see what she's like. You know, I've never been around her. I just see you just see like bits and clips of people. Right. So it'd be pretty fascinating. The Irish detainees were among hundreds of participants from other countries who were also detained when the latest iteration of the global Samud flotilla was stopped by Israeli forces in international waters. And a lot of these groups were trying to get there to bring aid to the people in Gaza. And then also, I think, to just document what was going on there. Yes. They've had the largest killing of journalists. Yeah. In the history of time. Yeah. Of the world. In the history of the world. How are people not outraged? Have you heard of. I don't know if people have any feelings anymore. I don't know what's going on. Have you heard of Shireen Abu Akhla? No, I couldn't even hear that. I don't even know how to. You know, I couldn't. I couldn't do it if I. Yeah. Shireen Abu Akhla was an American citizen. She was the top journalist on Al Jazeera. So bring her up. Shireen. Shireen Abu Akhla. Abu Akhla. So again, American citizen. She goes to Israel and she's covering the fighting between the Israelis and Palestinians. I think it was in the West Bank. There she is. Yeah. In the West Bank. So she's wearing a bulletproof vest that says press and she's wearing a helmet that says press and she's she's taking cover behind a tree and an Israeli. Sniper shot her in the face and killed her, killed her instantly. So her funeral is held a couple of days later in a Greek Orthodox church in the West Bank. The IDF raids the church, beats the pallbearers, and they drop the coffin. You're lying. Isn't that awful? Let me see the manner of her death and the subsequent vile violent disruption of her funeral drew widespread international condemnation of Israel during her funeral procession. The Israel police attacked the pallbearer. At the St. Joseph's Hospital in East Jerusalem with batons and stun grenades. The hospital itself was also stormed by Israeli police officers who assaulted patients and threw stun grenades. What is an American citizen? Unbelievable. And we and we didn't say anything. We didn't say anything. Well, most of our media won't say a lot of stuff about this. No. What do you think is going on? It feels like this is almost like it almost feels like like the Twilight Zone. Does that make any sense to you? Yes. Very much. Well, as someone who's seen like a lot of like psyops and things that go on, what's going on here? Like, like, does Israel have like an end goal? Like, like, I have a lot of Jewish friends that are great people and stuff like that, right? And one of my best friends is an IDF special forces veteran. No way. Yeah. How does he feel about this? He's ashamed. He's ashamed. He's like, we didn't used to be like this. I just don't under like, is there some goal of Israel that is a bigger goal? Do you think? Do you think? Well, the goal might be in the 2027 National Defense Authorization Act. It integrates for the first time ever, the Israeli and American militaries. So they become like one military. It's like, who, who thought of that? Oh, my friend Ro Khanna actually is putting together. Wow. He's trying to put together a bill, I think, to challenge this. I'm not good. And I don't know if the term is a bill. I'm not sure. So, you know, I'm. I'm more of an emotional guy than I am. I like and respect Ro Khanna. I hope he runs for president. He's a neat guy. We had him on here and it was, it was cool. I think he's a, I think he's a really interesting guy. I think he's brave. I like the stuff that he's brave enough to do. See, and I say the same thing about Tucker Carlson. Oh, yeah. I think Tucker, I'll tell you something about Tucker is the Tucker that you see on the screen. That's Tucker in real life. I agree. He's, he's the sweetest guy. He means exactly what he says. He doesn't hold anything back. Totally honest. Well, I think it's like, you're just a human being who lives in a country. Right. And you're supposed to have these like things of what means something. And then you start to see all this stuff that you're like, well, this goes against everything that I've learned. Exactly. This goes against like, especially like you grow up, like you see like every other book at the airport is about the Holocaust for my entire life. So it's like every time you get on a plane, you're grabbing one and you're learning about it. And you're like. You're you, you see these things that are wrong or that are like, you know, and then you see this thing happening, like, well, how is this? And then if you mention like, and people act like, I don't know, it's almost like you feel like you're being just gaslit and then your media won't cover a lot of it. That's right. So I don't know what's going on. I don't know. And I don't know what's going on. I was on, I was on the Pierce Morgan show not too long ago. I go on every couple of months and. I never been on his show. What's that guy like? Oh, he's, he's a good guy too. And I have to admit. Is he pretty tall or not? I haven't met him in person actually. Only on zoom. I always wondered how tall he was. Somebody said he was like five, five, dude. What? Yeah. That would surprise. Six, one. Six, one. Okay. That makes more sense. Maybe the exchange rate on him or something. Yeah. It's the exchange rate. So, um, I was on his show and I was with, um, Scott Horton, who's one of the most brilliant people I I've ever met, um, and Alan Dershowitz and, uh, Danny Ayalon, general Danny Ayalon. Um, former, former Israeli general. And when, there we are, there we are. So, uh, so when, when you're on with Dershowitz, Dershowitz never shuts his mouth. That's it. That was what I was going to say. Let me see. Former C-Asian John Kirikou, uh, believes Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, no, that wasn't it. That's Jeffrey Epstein. Uh, no, it was about, it was about Hamas in Gaza. And he asked me, cause I had said the least on this episode and he said, do you believe you believe that Hamas is a terrorist organization? And I said, I said, yes. If the point was on October 7th was to attack civilians, the definition of terrorism is is the act of using violence to instill terror in a civilian population. So that's the definition of terrorism. So yes, Hamas is a terrorist organization. He said, do you believe October 7th was a terrorist attack? And I said, yes. He said, then what are you doing on this show? I was supposed to be in the like anti-Israel, I guess, or whatever. And I said, Pierce, you can't have as a policy, just kill everybody. Women, children, the elderly, wipe out every hospital, every school, every apartment block. That's genocide. Somebody's got to say it. Yeah. I mean, it's scary. And then to think, how would our country be okay right now with us joining military forces with a group that's doing that? I'm sure not okay. And then you have to ask, what about these people like Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham? Lindsey Graham said the other day, a week ago, that until I breathe my last breath, I will stand with Israel. Why? Why? Oh, that dude's just the Newt Rockne of fucking bullshit. Oh my God. And Cruz is just as bad. And these clowns from Florida that wear IDF uniforms under the floor of the house, they should be arrested. I didn't even see that. It was Congressman Fine. Randy Fine. But you're like an eight. You're supposed to have like a read on these types of things. Like, what do you think's going on? I think it's AIPAC's money. I think it's two things. It's AIPAC's money. Millions upon millions. And millions of dollars in American politics. So they have an inordinate influence on our political system. And AIPAC is the only group of its kind that does not have to register as a foreign agent. You know, I've made a, I've made a point on a couple of podcasts. Back in 2008, I got a very small contract, just, I don't know, five, 6,000 bucks to write four op-eds in support of the. Abu Dhabi Chamber of Commerce. So I wrote these op-eds. Oh, you should do business in Abu Dhabi. It's really business friendly. They love Americans. Everybody makes money. All right. Send. I had to register as a foreign agent because I was, uh, I was, I was publishing in support of a foreign entity. Interesting. What the heck is AIPAC doing 24/7? How come they don't have to register as foreign agents? Yeah. And I, I get, I think it seems like we have our, our, uh, our people, our government officials are afraid to stand up to them. Yeah. Yeah. They're very afraid. And then you have these morons. Why do you think they're afraid? But why do you think they're afraid? They don't want to be primaried. Like, even if you get primary, but like you would eventually somebody will win, right? You're like, yes, but, but who among them has the courage to be the first? I mean, Massey stood up, Massey took it. I saw him about a week before the election, but he can't be the only person in there. Well, Marjorie Taylor green, but she didn't have the guts. She quit. She quit halfway through. What are they, what do you think they're compromising these people? Like, what are they saying to them? Are they saying like something bad is going to happen? Like, what do you suggest? You will never work in politics ever again. We will hound you. What do you have for the rest of your career? Then if you lose, then what do you have any, you have, you have nothing to lose. That's what you and I say. You and I would say would stand up. Yeah. Bring up the thing about the, just the government, just like the government's being interacted. Those two are that, right? Uh, the house armed services committee has unveiled its proposed 2027. National defense authorization act, which would see a record shattering $1.15 trillion spent on the U S military over the next fiscal year. Among the bills, many provisions is section two to four entitled the United States, Israel defense technology cooperation initiative. Uh, the provision would bring the U S and Israel and into an unprecedented partnership covering technology, sharing the co-production of weapons systems and bilateral research and development across multiple domains of warfare, including biotech, autonomous systems, AI, cyber. And more, well, this could just mean that we are, uh, we're employing technology that they have, right? Is there any more specifics about this closer than that? I'll tell you what, if I'm not saying it isn't look, it definitely scares me. I mean, I don't want to be involved with a country that's doing something like that. And I don't think that's crazy for me to say that either. Even if it's just this, um, that means they're not going to have to steal the 2% of defense technology that we don't give them. I'll give you an example. When I was still, there, we were developing the F-35. So they came to us and they said, we want the F-35. We want to be the first ones to have the F-35. We said, great, we're going to have, we're going to give you the F-35. We're going to call it the F-35I for Israel. And it's going to have just a barely, slightly degraded, um, avionics system, just in case, God forbid, you know, it doesn't get shot down. And then the Chinese and the Russians get it. And then they can steal the avionics. They said, no, not good enough. We want the, we want the F-35. The same one that you guys fly. In the meantime, the Emirates came to us and they said, we want the F-35. We said, great, we're going to give you the F-35E. We're going to call it for Emirates. And it's going to have just a slightly degraded avionics package. Same thing we're giving the Israelis. They said, fine, we'll take it. The Israelis then tasked their spies with stealing whatever the downgrade was in the, in the avionics so that they could re-upgrade it once they took delivery of the F-35. Well, now we're just going to share everything with them. We'll just give them the F-35. But can you, like, can you fall to country? Like, it's kind of interesting because I think if you, if you think that we're playing like that, the, I guess I always felt like we were out of the colonization era. I know I'm with you. And, and. And I know what you're getting at. And so it's like, you can't fall to country really for just trying to survive. And I don't, I don't. And I'm not saying you are. I'm thinking, I'm thinking out loud. But let me finish this sentence real quick. Sure, sure. Sorry, John. But yeah, you can't fall. Like, you know, if a country is just trying to survive and they're good at it and better at it than others, then it's like that has to be respected in some senses for sure. Agreed. I don't fault the Israelis for doing this. If I were the prime minister of Israel, I would do the same thing when it comes to acquiring defense technology. I fault the U.S. government. And it makes not one whit of difference if there's a Democrat in the White House or a Republican in the White House. We don't stand up to the Israelis. You know, I will say Reagan did in the so-called year of the spy when Jonathan Pollard was, no, actually it wasn't Reagan by then. It was Clinton, wasn't it? Clinton stood up and said, we're going to prosecute this guy, Pollard. He got 30 years and he did every single day of the 30 years. Peaked in 84. Jonathan Pollard. So when was he arrested? 85. Okay, so it was Reagan. It was Reagan. He did every single day. Every single day of the 30 years. And then when he got out of prison, Miriam Adelson, or not Miriam Adelson, her husband, it was, what's his name? Adelson, the king of Las Vegas, sent his private jet. The jet took Pollard to Israel. Netanyahu met him at the airport. He kissed the ground. And in an interview, Sheldon Adelson, in an interview, he urged American journalists to join Jews to take up arms against the American government. And then Huckabee meets with him and welcomes him into the American embassy. I would have shot him if he had come into the American embassy and I were the ambassador. Yeah, I just don't understand. I think it makes it like, I don't know. I think a lot of people are looking for guidance right now. I think you're right. If you're a regular person who we're just trying to get through the week, we want to believe in our country. We get scared that our taxes are going towards like violent things. And evil things. That's the thing. It starts to feel like there's something evil going on. Yeah. And it's not like we're right and everybody else in the rest of the world is wrong. You know, you look at these votes. I don't know if I'm right about anything. You look at these votes at the UN General Assembly and it's everybody in the world voting yes and voting no is the United States. I'm serious about this because I served at the UN. It's the United States, Israel, Costa Rica, and Palau. A little island with 33. Thousand people in the Pacific. That's it. And the whole rest of the world is voting the other way. You've talked to like you've worked in counterterrorism. Is it we like terrorism such an interesting term because it's like at a certain point it feels like we're chasing the tail of the dog we let loose kind of. Does that make any sense even? Yeah, I like that. I might steal that. Yeah, steal it. I don't even know exactly what it means. But, you know, they just had. I saw something the other day. It was like $300 billion to rebuild parts of. I don't think it's Iran, but I think it's Libya. Can you look that up? $300 billion to rebuild parts of Libya that we just blew up. Yeah, yeah. So right here it says a truce $300 billion investment plan in Hormuz. What's in the deal draft that can end U.S.-Iran war? U.S. and Iran mediators are now engaged in. High stakes negotiations aimed at ending the conflict despite a fragile ceasefire in the place and months of turmoil in the Middle East. The possible truce plan includes key bargaining points between these two sides, including a $300 billion investment package and the crucial Strait of Hormuz issue, making the agreement extremely closely watched for. However, one of the biggest developments emerging from the discussions is a proposed multi-billion dollar reconstruction and investment package that could fundamentally reshape Iran's economy. if a final deal is reached. So it's just why, It's like we just went there and got involved in this. I don't know if this is a taxpayer thing. God, I hope not. But just the whole thing is like, I don't know. You start to feel so defeated sometimes. Yeah, isn't that the truth? And you start to feel like your vote isn't going to do anything. Yes, yes. That's the scary part. And then part of this feels like a long-term psyop. Like it's a slow weakening of the values. Like, okay, let's put things in this society over time that'll like tear apart the American family and that'll like poison people. Do you think there's big psyops like that going on? Like let's put COVID out there so that people are separate from each other and that people can't go to meetings and meet up. And so you start to deteriorate the value of human connection and let's make food so that it's just poisoning people and that it's just going to make people sicker. Let's make healthcare so it's not, there's no real way besides extreme stress that you have to go through if you even have to make a claim. Like, you know, do you think that some of that is just corporate greed and stuff? Or do you think some of that's a longer-term psyop by like bigger powers out there? I don't think it's a part of a bigger psyop. Okay. But I do believe firmly that it's mostly corporate greed. You just reminded me of something I was, excuse me, I saw recently. And it was this experiment that, I don't know, somebody did. I saw it on YouTube where they put a homemade hamburger on the ground and they put a McDonald's quarter pounder on the ground and then they photographed it, you know, over the course of days and then weeks and then months. Bugs come, ants come, they go to the hamburger, they tear the bun down. Mostly they went for the meat, but they end up, you know, a week later, it's just a spot on the sidewalk. Even bugs won't touch a McDonald's hamburger. And then months later, it looks like it just came out of the package. Yeah. And Europeans can't understand how we eat like that. Yeah. Like their laws are different. McDonald's can't do that in European countries. Yeah. Let's look at the ingredients right here. The difference between McDonald's Europe and McDonald's America. 10 plus ingredients. 10 plus ingredients versus four ingredients. Wow. So the U.S. has 10 plus ingredients. And yeah, Europe has four ingredients in the U.S. Potatoes, vegetable oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, natural beef flavor, wheat and milk derivatives, dextrose, sodium acid, pyrophosate, and salt. Pyrophosphate. Pyrophosphate. Thank you. And then Europe has potatoes, non-hydrogenated oil, rapeseed or sunflower, and dextrose. And look below that. Contains hydrogenated oils, beef flavoring, and TBHQ, which are banned, restricted in EU. These are for the French fries. It says contains hydrogenated oils, beef flavoring, TBHQ. And then it says for Europe that those exactly things are banned and restricted in the EU. What about the burger? Yeah, what does it say? The U.S. beef is 100% pure. The U.S. beef is 100% pure beef. The additives, several hundred additives. Several hundred additives? Prohibited in EU. And let me see. Europe says 100% beef from British-Irish farmers, no hormone-treated beef. And then the additives are stricter, quality control, and fewer additives. Look at the Big Mac sauce. The special sauce on the Big Mac contains HFCS, xanthan gum, propylene glycol alginate, and carbonate. Caramel color. What the fuck? Why? I just, like, at some point you have to be like, well, what happened, you know? And while the Europe Big Mac sauce contains simpler ingredients list and 40 fewer calories, it says. The differences are EU food regulations are much stricter. Customer preferences and local supply chains vary. And the U.S. fries would likely be illegal to sell in Europe due to ingredient restriction. Have you ever seen what's in the McRib? I tell you what, I love those McRibs. Well, the black community goes bonkers when they come back. I know that. You rush to McDonald's for a McRib, but then when you see what's in it, you're like, oh, my God. Well, yeah, dude. Anybody thinking it has anything to do with a fucking animal, the McRib? But at a certain point, we are also guilty. Yeah, we are. It's like, yeah, it's our own laziness. It is. And we give in and we just go do it. That's a big part of it. So that's what's interesting, too, right now. It's like there's a real test of, like, how much do I want to stand up for myself? But then also, how much can I? Some people are trapped financially by certain abilities and restrictions. There are food deserts. Yeah. So it's just kind of interesting, and it's tough. And I don't want to get all super dour. Do you feel like there are a lot of foreign agents in America right now? Oh, yeah. In fact, there's an advertisement that you see on the sides of buses around Washington saying that, and it's, the advertisement is to visit the spy museum, that there are between 10 and 15,000 foreign intelligence officers in Washington, D.C. In Washington, D.C.? More than anywhere else on the planet. Wow. Do you think that's real? There's a spy on this bus. Oh, that's what that advertisement says? It's part of the, thank you, Edward Snowden. It's part of the advertising campaign. Yeah. And is the campaign to, what, to hire more than one? No, no, to get people to go to the, to the spy museum. Oh, it's to get them to go to the spy museum. Dude, I've been in the spy museum before. It's awesome. It's great. Spy museum's so good. Yeah, it's really great. I agree. Times were different back in the day when it was like, you'd like be, like using a secret pen, or like you'd have a homing pigeon with like a little backpack on. No, now it's all so crazy sophisticated. I was just telling somebody the other day about the CIA trained cats to wander onto the Soviet embassy compound with collars that had listening devices on them just to see what the Russians were saying when they come out of the embassy. But that didn't work because you can't train the cats. So they trained pigeons and they put little listening devices around their little pigeon feet and they would land on the windowsills. But the thing is that the Russians had double pane glass and they were piping music in between the two panes of glass. So the pigeons couldn't hear anything. No way. What a game, like what a game of like espionage. That was so much fun. That's so, see that kind of stuff is so exciting. Now it feels like, I don't know, it feels like we're entering something like a surveillance state. We are, we are. It's not like the old days. You know, one of the best recruitments I ever made, Theo, I was doing surveillance on this guy for a week. I thought, you know, this guy would be an interesting target. He doesn't have, he doesn't make much money. Oh, you were doing surveillance on a guy? On a guy. And what does that mean you're doing surveillance? You're like, you're wandering around in the distance? Yes, that's exactly what I was doing. That's exactly what it means. Yeah, you're just wandering around the distance. Watch him every day, see where he goes, what he does, where he hangs out, who he talks to. His wife had left him, but I noticed he walked his dog every morning at 6.30. Dang. Every morning he'd leave the house at 6.30 and he would walk across the park. The dog would do his business and then he'd walk back. So I asked in the office, I said, hey, does anybody have a dog? And one of the women's like, yeah, I have a dog. I said, can I borrow your dog for a week? She says, for what? I said, I want to, I want to accidentally bump into this guy and while he's walking his dog, I want to walk your dog and then I meet him and I'm going to say hello and then the next day I'm going to say hello again and then the third day I'm going to invite him to lunch and whatever. It was the best recruitment I ever made in my entire career. And we bonded over the dogs. And it wasn't even my dog. At the end of the week, I just gave her a dog back. And did you learn something from the guy? Oh my God. This guy was like every case officer's dream recruitment. And what, recruitment means somebody that you're just, you're trying to gain intel from? The person, you pitch him, you say, look, I'm with the CIA. Oh, you told him that? Oh yeah, I'm with the CIA. I know who you are. I know what you do. And I'm willing to pay you very handsomely to give it to me. And he's like, how handsome? He is handsome. And I gave him a number. What's that number ballpark? Well, this is 25 years ago. And then it was $5,000 a month. It would probably be 20,000 a month now. And he wanted all of his expenses. I said, what expenses do you think you're going to have? What, dog shots for the dog? I know, right? So, oh, he nickel and dimed me the expenses. And my boss would always say, just give it to him. Just give it to him. Because the information was so great. So we had these- Information about what? His country. Oh, okay. He worked in the embassy. Got it. Of his country. And I gave him a disposable cell phone. And back then, you had to buy these little cards at the, at the convenience store. And you scratch them off. And you put the number in your phone. And it gives you units, you know? I remember that. And so the phone was only supposed to be used to call me. He used it for everything. He'd give me like $800 phone bills at the end of the month. And I'm like, come on, man. Come on. That's awesome. Give you five grand already. That dude's a frigging snake. I love that. Yeah. My boss, just pay it. Just pay it. Acoustic kitty. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's an- Oh, Acoustic Kitty was a central intelligence agency project launched by the Directorate of Science and Technology in the 1960s. It was intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure, a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull, dear God, and a thin wire into its fur. This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. $20 million. $20 million, dude. And that's your Somali fraud right there. The first acoustic hitting mission was to eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby but was hit and allegedly killed by a taxi almost immediately. However, this was disputed. The equipment was taken. Out of the cat, the cat was re-sown for a second time and lived a long and happy life afterwards. That sounds like a cover-up. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a cat that has call waiting, you know. That's fucking insane, dude. I worked with this one guy who was going to a denied area. A denied area is a place where CIA people just can't go, right? But he looked kind of ethnic and he could fit into, you know, whatever, the culture. And so I said, buddy, aren't you afraid of, like, being kidnapped? And then we just never see you again? And he said, yeah, they offered to implant a chip, a beacon, a ping in my butt crack, he says. And I said, nah, leave my butt crack alone. Yeah. Yeah. That's, yeah. That's fair. I think that should be our national anthem. How weary do people have to be of being spied upon today? Do you think, like, there's a lot of these new, like, data center projects. Oh, my God. And stuff, like, that's going on with that. First, let's talk, yeah, real quick about the data centers. What do you think is really going on? Because if you look at the size of these places, like, we don't need that much data. Like, we're already using our phones. We already have, like, televisions. Like, you know, there's already, like, a lot of stuff being stored on servers. How are we jumping to a level where we need that? That's what I want to know. Oh, I have to agree. Besides the fact that they use massive amounts of water. And oddly enough, they're located in a lot of states that don't have a ton of water, like Texas. Yeah. Or you go out to Loudoun County, Virginia. Okay, we have enough water. But Loudoun County, Virginia, you drive for miles and miles, and there are just these never-ending, gigantic complexes of data centers. The proposed Stratos project in Utah is a massive 40,000-acre- There's no water in Utah. A 40,000-acre AI data center campus, two and a half times larger than Manhattan. Manhattan. Yeah. I wonder how long the actual data, how big the- Oh, and just the data center requires more than double the current energy consumption of the entire state of Utah. Yeah. Come on. I mean, that's unbelievable. What do you think's really going on there? Do you have any intel about it? Well, you have to assume that this is intel-related. Because look at the companies that are involved. We're talking about Palantir, and NVIDIA, and Abraxas, and all these big companies that either took CIA, investments to get started as seed money, or are staffed by retired senior CIA officers. They're not doing it for their health. So is the CIA now is spying on our own people? Oh, yeah. That's what Ed Snowden warned us about. Yeah. Without Ed Snowden's revelations, we wouldn't have any idea that NSA and CIA were spying on Americans, which is not just illegal. It's a part of NSA's charter that it may not spy on Americans. And this place in Utah, he and Julian Assange told us about Utah. This new compound in Utah that NSA has built has enough memory, storage space, for every phone call, every email, and every text message from every American for the next 500 years. Wow. Why? Just that building? Uh-huh. Then why do they need all these buildings? Yeah, why? They're everywhere. What are they collecting? I'm not sure. And that's what they, it's like what, it must be, it's got to be all of our information. What would you do right now? Is there any way that people can protect themselves? Do you know? It's almost impossible now. I wrote a series of books during COVID for Skyhurst Publishing, the CIA Insider's Guides to Surveillance and Surveillance Detection, Lying and Lie Detection, and Disappearing and Living Off the Grid. They put them together, and they're republishing them in the next month, I guess. As one volume, CIA Skills Tactics, The Ultimate Guide to CIA Skills, Tactics, and Techniques. There we go. But when it comes to protecting yourself from the data state, you got to go Eric Rudolph or Unabomber and just own no technology at all. It's the only way to protect yourself. Otherwise, you're going to be scooped up in all this. Now, the odd thing is, according to Ed Snowden, NSA, CIA, other governmental organizations are scooping up all this data, and they're just holding it. Why? Why are they holding it? Now, time was really until the immediate post-9-11 period, where if the government wanted your information, they had to go to a federal judge and say, we want Theo Vaughn's information, and this is the reason we want it. And the judge had to say, okay, that's a legitimate reason. I'll sign the warrant. Now, they just write something called a national security letter. They give it to your provider, and they say, give us everything you have on Theo Vaughn, and they just turn it over. Or they go to these new data centers and just put your name in, your information, and everything pops up. They don't even, you don't have any legal protections. They just take whatever they want. And that's legal now they can do that? And it's legal now. How'd that become legal? In the National Defense Act of 2016. National Defense. Authorization Act of 2016. Wow. Yeah. Which also, this is a pet peeve of mine, that nobody knows about. It also, for the first time in American history, allowed the American government to propagandize the American people. It was always illegal for our government to propagandize us. What does it mean? Well, for example, the Voice of America, that's our government's propaganda news outlet. And we beam it overseas so everybody gets the official U.S. point of view. Okay. Back in the 80s, the Reagan administration came up with these two broadcasters called Radio Marti and TV Marti to beam at Cuba. And the Cubans try to jam them all the time. But what they mostly are used for is to broadcast baseball games in Spanish, which the Cubans love. Got it. I flew down to Cuba to do a study. I did a study for the Senate Foreign Relations Committee when I was the chief investigator there. Okay. And nobody watches TV Marti. You can only actually get it in the waiting room of the U.S. consulate. Got it. So if you're there to apply for a visa, you can watch a soap opera in Spanish that's American propaganda. Nobody cares. Radio, people like listening to baseball. So Dish Network, when it began selling services. Right. in Florida, found that there was this just narrow swath along the shore on the west coast of Florida where you could pick up TV Marti. That's illegal. You can't propagandize the American people. Got it. As Americans, we're not allowed to watch our own government's propaganda. So instead of telling Dish Network, well, you're going to have to, like, move your satellite or do something or pixelate it or whatever, said, no, no, no, we'll change it. We'll change the law. And so in the National Defense Authorization Act of 2016, the Obama administration said, no, no, we can propagandize Americans now. Wow. And so now radio, TV are no problem. Wow. Yeah. But, I mean, we're always propagandizing. I mean, people put out propaganda all the time. Yeah. I went to Yemen in 2011 when I was with the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. My fifth trip to Yemen. Every time I'd go to Yemen, it's worse than the previous time. So I have a meeting. I had a meeting with a defense attache, and he was so proud of this thing that he was doing, this PSYOP. I hate that word. PSYOP. I said, sure, what's your PSYOP? And he goes, we're funding a radio station here modeled on NPR, and it plays American jazz. And then it has a call-in show so young Yemeni guys can call in and talk about the jazz. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's terrible. That's a bad idea. Nobody's going to listen to that, and nobody did, and they shut it down after a year. But that's what we're doing. But what was the goal of it even? To make people pro-American, because they would be like, oh, Americans have jazz. Oh, I see what you're saying. So I'm going to be pro-American now. It's like, what are you thinking? You sit there and think. That sounds like money laundering. Yeah, seriously. That's what it sounds like. How do I know I can believe you about anything, kind of? People ask you that all the time? Oh, yeah. People ask me all the time. Because who would believe anybody that is ex-CIA who would even, you know what I'm saying? - Oh, that's such a thing with me. You know, generally I don't read chats anywhere right everybody i talk to at your level you tucker carlson you know patrick bett david rogan whomever they never read the chats sometimes i can't help it and i'll scan them the only time i ever respond is when people say once cia always cia moron you thought you thought all of that all up on your own that's true that's true so i said i said to one guy i said you know what let me call ed snowden and the sons of philip agee and ray mcgovern and tell them that you think they're all still in the cia so i went to prison for telling the truth and that's a good point i would do it again in a heartbeat in a heartbeat nobody else has gone to prison for ratting out the cia and its illegal you know programs i was proud to do it that's a good answer thank you it's a really good answer if you look at here it is i can say this if you really went to jail and everything then it's a great answer and if you did it i'll believe you i believe you but also there's a little part of me that's like if he didn't then that's fucking even colder that he's making it up and living it nobody that's the most cia that would be pretty intense but that's what i'm saying yeah yeah no nobody in the world hates me as much as my ex-wife does from spending all that time in the cia or in jail at least jail you have a good excuse after but she came every month with the kids and visited me in jail for two years yeah and so why does she hate you then oh no that's that's all yeah post story post uh yeah i'm actually prohibited by court order from answering that question got it well that's i think that's amazing that she did that and brought your kids to do it she was she was great she was great a lot of wives i mean i think that's i can't even imagine it's a tough thing for families especially if you had young children um kudos to her for that yeah um was bringing in prison kind of fun um fun no i no i wouldn't say fun like what was kind of cool about it i've always wanted to go to jail you know there's this old saying that you don't go to jail to make friends and i made some lifelong friends in jail um mostly named gambino lucchese banana yeah okay genovese so a lot of good storytellers in there i bet listen those guys were so honorable i learned so much from those guys in just 23 months wow uh lessons i'll carry with me forever real honor it's funny the italians were the smallest they call them gangs in prison the italians weren't a gang i'll use the word gang just for the purpose of this response they were the smallest gang in the prison yet commanded the highest level of respect really more than the blacks and the latinos the blacks and latinos were always at at each other's throats and they had like for example it was crips and bloods and there was this uneasy peace between them just because it's not worth upsetting the apple cart and everybody goes to solitary and then gets spread out all over the country for the latinos it was far more complicated because it was burachos norteños latin kings ms-13 um mexican mafia and then the individual cartels so overall there's one gigantic hispanic prison gang called pisces and then within pisces are all the different divisions gosh yeah and the pisces if you were hispanic you were automatically in pisces whether you liked it or not and you had to work out every single day oh that's pretty good for the coming race war with the blacks right and the whites are like we have nothing to do with this yeah i just wanted i would just want to do it just to get in shape yeah yeah sometimes you need motivation we had we had aryan brotherhood what's that what are they doing what are they up to you know aryan brotherhood of texas is far more violent than aryan brotherhood and they're not it says they're right there they're not connected um i never met anybody from the aryan brotherhood of texas aryan brotherhood at a low security prison just wants to sort of you know go along to get along yeah yeah you stay out of my way i'll stay out of yours my very first day in prison my very first hour in prison when the when the guard dropped me off in my cell the only thing he said to me the whole time i was you know checking in and getting processed was if somebody comes into your cell uninvited that's an act of aggression and i said great thank you i've been here 40 minutes i'm gonna get my ass kicked now sure enough as soon as he left these two guys walked into my cell just walked right in one of them had a swastika that took up his entire neck and then came up onto his face and the other one had fuck you tattooed on his eyelids oh yeah that check i mean that's yeah and so i jump up i go what do you want because i thought you know if i'm going down i'm taking one of them down with me at least what do you want and the the one with the swastika he says you're the new guy i go yeah so this is like this sounds like a story from like the 1940s i said in my second book prison is a combination of seventh grade the lord of the flies and a mental institution and it's set in the 1950s that's hilarious so i go what do you want he goes you're the new guy i said yeah so and he goes i'm standing there like this he goes you a and i go no i'm not a he says they were bummed out you a rat no no no gaze allowed you a rat i said no i'm not a rat you a chomo i go i don't know what that word means he goes chomo child molester i said no i'm not a child molester that's good and then he says you can sit with the arians in the cafeteria and i was like oh well yeah i guess i'm i'm with the arians now but then a couple of months later simple i was across the hall from from a captain in the banana family and he said to me one day he goes let me ask you a question why do you sit with those nazi retards every day and i said i don't know i said my first day here they just told me sit with them and he goes from today you are with the italians i said it's about time that was it yeah took you long enough you got drafted yeah but they were the best yeah but a lot of good stories dude any good story come to mind from somebody you like a good story you heard in uh in prison yeah there's there's one i'm actually you're gonna think less of me and i don't care that's fine i could tell you some stuff that would probably make it even there was a guy in my housing unit who was a serial killer he was called truck because he drove long distance trucks from east coast to west coast and he would pick up prostitutes at uh truck stops and he would rape them and murder them drive them a couple of hundred miles down the highway and then dump the bodies out so the cops estimated that he killed 14 it was probably more than that but um he strangled one and she survived and she was able to give the cops the license number now this was in the days before dna training did dna testing so this guy or dna testing yeah this was in the 70s oh he'd been in for a long time in life got it so um for reasons that were never clear to me this guy constantly sought my approval he was full of shit he would come up he had the worst breath because he had just these black and rotten nubs where his that used to be his teeth and he was saying that makes my fucking dicks off oh it's awful awful he goes you cia and i said yeah i used to be he goes i did work for the cia i ran a shrimp boat full of weapons to angola i go get the fuck out of here i didn't know he was a serial killer i go get the fuck out of here the shrimp boat to angola have you ever been on a shrimp boat and i walked away people are looking at me like are you crazy do you know who that is well i didn't know who it was so um instead of making him mad it just made him more actively seek my approval so i'm a big pittsburgh steelers fan oh yeah and um he would say hey john the steelers are the game of the featured game of the week i saved you a seat in the tv room i'm like oh thanks truck like okay john uh i i know you listen to classic rock there's a new classic rock station 1600 am you should check it out i'm like okay thanks truck in the meantime there's this guy we called cat in the hat because he had this oddly elongated head like a birth defect kind of giant cat in the hat head and he comes up to me one day and he said hey i heard you had a an empty bunk in your in your cell i want to move into your cell i heard it's a good cell and i said well not so fast buddy i said we don't allow any pedophiles in our cell and no rats i said what's your crime he goes murder for hire and no f**ks i don't even care about that yeah but the other guy i can't speak for the other guys yeah i'm just trying to like i was trying to be a part of the group you know but go on go on so uh so he says uh i in murder for hire i said i don't think i like that any better than the pedophiles the rats what were the circumstances and he said i owed the mob a lot of money a hundred thousand in gambling i couldn't pay it so i took out a life insurance policy on my business partner and i hired a hitman to kill him and uh and the hitman got uh got caught i said let me think about it well think about it i went straight to the law library and i looked up his case and that wasn't it at all it was true he owed the mob a hundred thousand he took out the life insurance policy. He hired the hit man. He got caught because of course he's going to get caught. Where's the first place the cops are going to go? Where the money went. And he ratted out the hit man so that he wouldn't get the federal death penalty. Instead, he got 20 years. So I said, no rats in the room. So he was mad at me. Anyway, one day Jake Tapper comes up to the prison to interview me and I get called down to the lieutenant's office. Normally, if you're called down to the lieutenant's office, it's to go to solitary. If you come back, usually it's because you ratted somebody out. Well, I went down there to sign the waiver so I could give Jake Tapper the interview. So I'm sitting in the TV room next to Truck. Truck was very, very sensitive about being called a chomo because that girl that he strangled was 16, which technically made him a chomo. Right, right. So Truck's sitting here. I'm sitting here. Right here is Cat in the Hat with his back toward me. He's on the computer. There's like this internal internet, not internet, internal email system. He doesn't see me. I'm sitting 18 inches away from him. And then he says to the guy next to him, do you hear? Kiriakou got called down to the lieutenant's office. He goes, that guy's a fucking rat. He went down there to rat us out. And I just sat there watching the game. And then Truck says, that fucking guy just called you a rat. And I said, an hour ago, I heard him call you a chomo, which was a total lie. I just made it up. He didn't say a single word. He just stood up, walked over here and beat this guy almost to death. They had to land a helicopter in the yard to life flight Cat in the Hat to Pittsburgh. They gave Truck five more years and- Cat's scanning the hat, huh? Yeah, it's Cat scanning the hat. See, how come I didn't think of that? Because I'm not a comedian. I should have put that in my book. I don't know. Is there any real value in me thinking of that? That's a good question. Six weeks later, Cat in the Hat is finally released from the hospital. He comes, he's all fucked up still. And he's like this. Somebody had told him what had happened. He goes, I wanted to say, I'm sorry for calling you a rat. I should never have said that. And everybody stops to look to see what I'm going to say. Well, what am I going to say? Ah, forget it. It's all water under the bridge. I go, listen, look at me. Look at me. And he lifts his head up. And I said, so help me God. If I ever hear my name cross your lips ever again, you're dead. And there won't even find you. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So everybody's like, huh? The CIA guy's tough after all. But I said in the book, one of my rules that I learned at the CIA, let others do your dirty work. And then I get called down to the lieutenant's office again. Because as he's beating him, I sat back down. I'm watching the game. Everybody else runs. As soon as there's a fight, everybody just runs like cockroaches. That's insane though, man. Right? So I'm watching the game. Kiriakou, lieutenant's office, immediately. They always do it the same way. It's like they're caricatures of themselves. So I go down there. And one of the lieutenants, there are two of them. And he says, so tell us about this fight. I go, what fight? What fight? You're going to be a smart guy now. I said, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The fight. We had four cameras showing you saying something to that crazy person. And then he got up and beat the other guy. I said, I was watching the Steelers game. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you're not going to tell us about the fight. Maybe I will tell you about the fight. Maybe it was you that started the fight. Did you ever think of that? Maybe it wasn't me. I was an innocent bystander. Maybe you put them up to fight each other. I think I might make a complaint against you. He goes, get the fuck out of my office. And I wrote in my book, rule number one, admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations. And as I was walking out, I just said, exactly. Dang, bro. I don't even know what to think anymore. You know, I figured that's where you get people to that point. You're like this, you know, they pushed me and pushed me and pushed me. And at sentencing, the judge sentenced me to a minimum security work camp. And the sentence was, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. And the CIA was furious that I got such a light sentence and I was going to a minimum security camp. So the CIA intervened to send me to a media, sorry, a low security prison, which is an actual prison with the double walls. They were furious that I was when I was first charged. I mean, this is a potential death penalty case, three counts of espionage for talking to ABC news and the New York times. Cause you were talking to him about, about, uh, torture, right? What cases specifically were you talking to him about? Abu Zubaydah. And they were furious because nobody had ever confirmed that there was a torture program. And I said, it was illegal besides being immoral and unethical. It's illegal. You want to torture people, God bless, but you got to change the law first. We're a nation of laws. Which countries do you think had the most, like the toughest torture programs over the years? Or do you even know? Years. Like let's go back a hundred years. The Chinese, the Vietnamese and the Belgians, the Belgians, if you can imagine the horrors that they perpetrated in Congo of, of epic proportions. Um, yeah, the Russians, the Iranians, the Israelis, the United States. Is it weird? Like we talk about the term terrorism now, but it's like, it definitely feels like when we talked about it a few, a little bit earlier, it's like, it feels sometimes it's like, how much is America like a terrorist state in the world? And I hate to say that because this is the country that we live in, but it's like, I think at a certain point, if you use it, you know, I don't know. I don't know. You know, it's gotta be hard to figure that out, but it's like, um, you know, it's like, when do you use like fear tactics and that sort of thing to make sure that everything's okay. You know? Um, yeah, I don't know. It's like, do you, here's my question. Do you think it's possible for America to get to a place, uh, where we're an actual peacekeeper or do you think it's possible to keep peace without terror? It make any sense or not? Yeah, that's a hard question. Good. You know, and, and I think my answer has changed over the years. I believed for a very long time that we were the good guys. I was a true believer. That's why I worked there. We were the good guys. And we still, I think, as people, we still are as people, as citizens, we still are agreed, agreed. We still are somebody commented on a Facebook post that I made the other day. Like, uh, I heard you say that the United States is the best country in the world. You should be ashamed of yourself. I was like, I believe that the United States is the best country in the world. That's why I live here. I could go live in some other country if I wanted to, but this is the best country in the world. We have problems. Every I'm as active and as vocal as I am is because I want to change the things that I disagree with. I don't think we should be a nation that tortures people or murders people without trial. If somebody is a clear and present danger, which is the language that's used in the amendment to one, two, three, three, three. Okay. Clear and present danger. They're getting ready to, you know, deliver the dirty bomb or, you know, whatever. Okay. Sometimes we have to work in the shadows. Awful, but it's a fact of life. But if you just send teams around the world to kill people whose politics you don't like, people who have never been charged with a crime, then shame on us. That's not what the founding fathers gave us. So if you want to torture people, you got to change the law. Ronald Reagan said we were a shining city on a hill, right? We're a beacon of hope for human rights and civil rights and civil liberties. That's the country I want to be. Same. That's what most people want to be. Exactly. Do you think we can get back to that place or what do you think? I think it's possible. You do? I think it's going to take a very long time, but I think it's possible. And I think we have to start by, by trying to snap out of this mindset that we have to be the world's policemen. Yeah. Like why? I have relatives in Greece and friends all over Europe and they asked me the same question all the time. Why are you guys doing this? Like, like, did we really need to overthrow Libya? Uh, Gaddafi rather in Libya? I think a lot of people are, don't know what's going on. They just want their families to be okay. They don't want data centers. A lot of people do not want AI. They don't give a shit about it. It's not going to benefit them. I'm genuinely frightened. Oh, the Pope is frightened. I'm trying to get the Pope to come in. I offered that I would go to the Vatican and talk with the Pope. I just want to, I want to learn about what he thinks. The archbishop of the Greek Orthodox church just issued an email to the Pope saying that he is 100% supporting everything the Pope said on this. Wow. Yeah. I mean, it would be a blessing to get to talk with him and just learn. I just want to like, be able to like, you know, share a message, be a part of Nike, not me share it, but just be like, you know, just part of the telephone game of, of helping or being a part of the message, getting out if I can. Cause I do think it's important. We don't want that. Nobody wants it. 30 people want it. A hundred people want it with a lot of power. Exactly. We want it. Exactly. Yes. Nobody wants it. Nobody wants it. Yeah. There it is. Right. Nobody wants it. Yeah, I read about this. I've read part of the Pope's, but I haven't seen this new one. This is from the Orthodox Church. Yeah, the Greek Orthodox Archbishop, it's Elpidophoros, his name, endorsing everything the Pope said about AI. You have a new podcast. Thanks, Sean, for hanging out. Sorry if I haven't had the best questions at certain points. No, your questions were great and they cut right to the heart of things. Trying to get my brain back on track a little bit. It's just been like a long month, but before you do leave, I know you have a podcast that you're starting your own. Finally, thank you. Finally, thank you. Because you've been on all of them, so you have to start your own. I'm excited. And it's called The Briefing Room? Yeah, John Kiriakou's Briefing Room. John Kiriakou's Briefing Room. We're going to launch it in about four weeks. If you go to Real John Kiriakou on YouTube, it'll pop up saying coming soon. Please, please, please subscribe. And I have another one too called John Kiriakou's Dead Drop that's on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. It's just story after story after story. And it's been actually very popular. Been very lucky. We've gone up to number five in the history category worldwide. Oh, that's exciting. It's really, yeah, very exciting. Yeah, it's an exciting time. I mean, that's one thing that we also have to remember is like, sure, things seem this way and that way, but also it is an, like if you can see excitement as like being of all things and not just things that seem positive, but things that could seem, to be decided, then there is a lot of excitement. And so that's like a nice way to think about things. Agreed. And this is your book, The Ultimate Guide to CIA Skills, Tactics, and Techniques. Is there a basic one you can give us out of the book, man? That's just something that you can notice about people? Yeah, the part that I'm proudest of in this book is the section on surveillance and surveillance detection. I took it so seriously that I actually became a surveillance instructor at the CIA. For the last two years that I was at headquarters. I'll tell you something that happened to me when I was in Pakistan. I was always very, very, very careful about my own personal security. And I noticed one day, I was staying at a guest house, a little 14 room guest house. And I noticed one day there's a guy in a motorcycle. He's trying really hard to stay in my blind spot. And the only reason I even noticed him was he had a red motorcycle helmet on. And nobody in Pakistan wore motorcycle helmets. I don't even know where you would buy a motorcycle helmet. So I was like, huh, that's funny. I speed up, he speeds up. I slow down, he slows down. I change lanes, he changes lanes. I'm like, oh, this isn't good. I get to the entrance to the diplomatic quarter, which was the part of town where all the embassies were. And he breaks off. Well, I work like 14, 15, 16 hours every single day. I get to work when it's dark. I leave work when it's dark. And so I pull up, I pull out of the diplomatic quarter and the guy's on me again. And I was like, oh, this is definitely not good. I was worried about it all night. So the next morning I get up at five o'clock in the morning and I'm taking a different route to work every day. I'm leaving at a different time every day. My routes to work don't make any sense just to make sure I'm not being followed. And now twice I am being followed. There's a definition of surveillance at the CIA. It's multiple sightings at time and distance. So you see the person more than once at different times. Different times of the day and at different places. So we have a database. So I put in the database when I first arrived. I think I'm under surveillance. It's a motorcycle. Here's the license number. This is a description of the guy. He's wearing a red helmet. Next day, I get up at five o'clock in the morning. I just opened the door a crack. I look up and down the street. I don't see anybody. So they had assigned us these like poles, these retracting poles with a mirror on the bottom. So I look under my car. I don't see any explosives or tracking devices or anything. So you got to be careful, you know? So I get in the car. I go like two blocks and the guy's on me again. So I finally get to the office and I waited for the security officer to come in. And I said, listen, I'm under surveillance. I'm 100% sure I'm under surveillance. I told him about the three sightings. He's like, oh, this isn't good. I said, I know. He said, we have to wait until the chief comes in. So finally, the chief comes in around seven and I said, I'm under surveillance. I'm under surveillance. 100% certain. So I explained to him the three different sightings. And he's like, well, you know what you have to do. And I said, I know. He goes, you never popped your cherry that way, did you? Let's shoot somebody? Uh-huh. And I said, nope, never needed to. He's like, well, we're going to have teams out there. Don't worry. We're going to have guys all around you. You're not going to be alone. I'm like, okay, all right. I was very worried. So I get back in the car. I get back to my office. My office, it was me. I was the only staff officer. And six retirees who had all been in the senior intelligence service. Every one of the six had either been the chief or deputy chief of Near Eastern Operations. One had been the assistant deputy director of the CIA. But they all came back after 9-11 for patriotic reasons. But if you're a contractor, you can't be the chief. So they all worked for me, right? And word got around. They're like, don't worry, buddy. We're all going to be there. We're all going to be out there. Don't worry about a thing. I'm like, I'm very worried. That afternoon, I have a meeting at a safe house that we shared with the Pakistani intelligence service. We interrogated a prisoner. And I get up to leave. And I don't know what possessed me to stop. And I turned and I said, General Mohammed, are you following me? And he says, no. Why? I said, because I'm under surveillance. I'm 100% sure that I'm under surveillance. And I'm going to get out of here. And I'm going to kill the guy this afternoon. And he's like, no, it's not us. I never saw him again. So weeks later, we heard that a bunch of them were sitting around the table. And one of them said, the new guy, Kiriakou, he's a nice guy. And everybody's like, yeah, he's a very nice guy. And then one of them said, you know what? Nobody's that nice. He's probably being nice just to trick us into a sense of complacency. We don't know what he's doing when he's not here. He's probably spying on us. I wasn't. But they put the worst surveillance officer in the entire Pakistani intelligence service on me. So instead of two blocks back, he's right there in my blind spot. And it was only because I stopped before I got to the door that afternoon and asked General Mohammed if they were following me. That's the only reason that guy's not on the ground today. I was going to kill him that afternoon. Were you? Oh, yes, I was. Dang, John, about to pop off, bro. Because I was convinced he was going to kill me. That big guy. That's crazy, bro. Dang, dude. I think everybody wants to shoot somebody. But they don't let you. I worked with a guy, great friend. Go to the same church, from the same men's group. They don't let you. And he's a psychiatrist. Sorry. You made me laugh. He's a psychiatrist. And he said to me, I find it fascinating that you don't have PTSD. And I said, is that good or bad? He said, from a psychiatric point of view? And I said, yeah. He goes, not good. I said, I wasn't afraid of those people, Steve. I was not afraid of them. Yeah, it is interesting, man. The things that we hold, what's going on inside of us, you know? How it comes out, what gets figured out, you know? You just never know. You never know what's going to bother you. You never know what's going to stick in your mind and bother you and fester for years. It happens. Yeah. Stories, man. And about just making a story, you know? I mean, you seem like the kind of guy that likes to make a story, you know? I like telling these stories. And people say, ah. And living a story, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, listen, I'm an adrenaline junkie. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have these stories in my past. I'd be like, oh, my God. My first wife, she's like, I want to move back to Ohio and I want you to sell car insurance with my cousin Dean. I said, I would rather cut my throat than move to Ohio and sell insurance with your cousin Dean. I'd rather join the Aryan Brotherhood in prison. Seriously. Seriously. And you did. And I did. So, I think, look, insurance next time. Yeah, next life. John, tell your son I said what's up that you mentioned on the way in. Thank you. Max. Max, tell him I said what's up. And is it Kiriakou? Is it Greek? Greek. Greek. I was thinking about that. You have a new book. Thank you so much for your time, brother. Thank you. Thanks for the invitations. Great to meet you. You too, man. It's a pleasure. Thank you. Thanks. Now, I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found. I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take.