The transcript explores the cultural dominance of lemon over lime through a satirical lens, contrasting it with 7UP’s new lime-lemon beverage. Central to the conversation is Ray, a Taiwanese streamer and content creator, who shares his journey from a school trip to Japan to becoming a global streaming sensation. He highlights Taiwan’s vital role in global technology and its progressive society, especially in LGBTQ+ rights. Ray discusses cultural stereotypes about Asian people, such as size and behavior, and actively challenges them with humor and personal insight. The dialogue blends personal anecdotes—like his encounter with Kai Sinat and his early streaming days—with broader cultural reflections. He emphasizes inclusivity, crossing racial and national boundaries in his streaming events, and expresses admiration for diverse global cultures. The conversation also touches on identity, racism, and the future of internet culture, with Ray advocating for open dialogue and mutual respect. His dream of being the first Asian on the moon symbolizes ambition and a desire for global representation. The episode blends entertainment, cultural critique, and personal storytelling, showcasing how streaming fosters connection across borders and identities.
- For decades, a shadowy organization
called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top
and lime in the shadows.
Look around, lemon-forward sodas, even lemon-forward songs.
We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them,
and squeezed out the truth.
♪ All hail the lemon ♪
- That's lemon propaganda right there.
But now, 7UP is fighting back
with their new lime-lemon soda.
Join the 7 uprising.
Flip the sip.
- Today's guest is a streamer.
He's a content creator.
He's originally from Taiwan.
- Taiwan.
He's got the spicy shrimp paste.
- You know what I'm talking about.
He's that bottom ramen you feel me.
And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi.
He's the lady boy.
I mean, he's a ladies man.
I'm grateful to finally sit down
with the man that just won
a reality streamer of the year.
Welcome, Ray.
♪ Shine on me ♪
♪ And I will find a song ♪
♪ I've been singing since the dawn ♪
- Is there anything specific you want to talk about
and go over that's for like your brand
or anything that's popping for you?
- I'm looking to buy anything I don't really care.
- You want to buy an island?
- Buy an island?
- What'd you say?
- An island?
- Sorry.
- I'll be down.
I'm making some new shit.
- You can't buy an island.
- What do you mean?
- Not right now.
It's not a good time.
- Nah, I would love to do one like that.
I'm making a new streaming Diddy Party.
- You're making a new streaming Diddy Party?
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, but who's, is it going to be kind of like,
will it be kind of Asian only?
'Cause Diddy, it seemed like--
- Nah, nah, nah.
Everybody can join.
You feel me?
I'm not racist.
- So you-- - Every racist can join.
Black, whites, you mean Indians, Europeans,
everybody can join.
It's a Diddy Party.
- I don't know if it's the best time
because they just put out all those files from the--
- Oh, from the Epstein?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So do you want to go that far and do like an island
or you were just gonna--
- Nah, nah, nah.
I don't want to do those things they do,
but I want to make some new shit.
- Your own shit?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ooh.
- Well, have you been on an island before?
- I never been.
They had a comedian that had been, though.
- They invite you?
- No, I didn't even get an invite.
I don't know, I have some mail
I haven't opened.
- Okay.
- But I don't think I got anything like that.
- Yeah.
- I don't know, I wouldn't, like--
- Wait, wait, wait, Dio.
- Yeah.
- Quick question.
That's your intro.
- That's the intro.
- That's the intro?
Like, would you buy an island?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, man.
- That's what America's wondering
because you're the future, man.
The future now is like,
we're getting all of our semiconductors from your,
I know that you're a--
- Taiwanese.
- Taiwanese.
- I'm Taiwan, yeah, I'm from Taiwan.
- And thank you for coming.
- Yup.
- And that we're getting all our semiconductors
from you guys, right?
- All of the cars from PC.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, oh, you tap in.
- So y'all are the future, bro.
- That's what I'm saying, man.
I got family.
- Y'all have all of our ideas,
all the information is going through Taiwan now.
- Yeah, bro.
- And it's happening physically, I think, through you.
That's what I'm saying, like--
- Yeah, so you know what?
I might be the spy, you know?
- Yeah.
- You know who Phantom is?
- Phantom?
- Phantom.
- Phantom, like Phantom of the Opera?
Bring it up.
- What's that?
- Phantom of the Opera.
- This was the guy--
- What's that?
- Guy doing white face.
This was like an early kind of,
this dude was like taking advantage of women
and doing white face or whatever.
- Oh, like he the original Diddy?
- Yeah, yeah, he was.
Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh, okay, okay.
I like that, I like that.
- He was an early Diddy.
But dude, if you did a Diddy thing,
dude, bro, if you did a Diddy,
I don't know if people are ready for it right now.
Do you think,
I guess if everybody's invited at least,
it's more welcoming to everyone.
- Nah, listen, this is what I'm gonna do, bro.
So boom, you know Diddy got a big ass bed, right?
- Big bed.
- Big bed, yeah, big bed, yup.
Baby oil.
- Yes.
- Under the tunnel.
- He hit a tunnel too?
- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah.
- I mean, probably not that part,
but I'm gonna make a big bed.
Everyone got lit, drink for me.
Hennessy, you know that?
Hennessy.
- Yeah.
- Come out and play.
- Yeah, oh, definitely.
- Yeah, so we're gonna do that.
- Yeah.
- Then what?
- For me, shit can happen.
- You gonna have good music?
Are you gonna have like a-
- I don't think I have a good time.
It's like a party for real, like I'm gonna drink,
get lit, party, dance, music, DJ, what, what, girls.
- DJ or like more like classical music?
You think violin?
- Nah, nah, nah, that's an old shit.
Wait, how old are you by any chance?
- I'm old, I'm 40, I'm 50.
I'm old, I'm gonna die soon.
- 50?
- Yeah.
- Now don't say that you're gonna die soon, like.
- I'm 45.
- Oh my God, man.
- Look at me, look at me from this side.
You don't look like old or I'm cute,
but you look like 30, like you're like 35.
- I feel young, dude, but-
- 45?
- Yeah.
- Damn, man.
- I'm gonna die.
- Half of the body in the grave.
- I know, bro, it's bad, bro.
It's a waste of only, you know.
- You double my age, you know that?
- Am I really?
- Yeah, I'm 20 years old.
I just turned 20.
- Congratulations, man.
- Thank you, bro.
Congratulations to you, bro.
- Thank you.
- For all the success, podcast, for me, and life.
- I appreciate it, man.
- Yeah, man.
- And welcome, yeah, this, we got Ray,
Ray, Ray Asian guy.
- Ray Asian guy, nah, nah, my name, just call me Ray.
- Just Ray?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You don't like Ray Asian guy anymore?
- Nah, nah, they call me Ray Asian boy.
- Ray Asian boy?
- Yeah, but I don't really like that,
so just call me Ray.
- Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian man?
Like, would that be the thing you think?
- No, it don't sound right.
It don't, it don't, feel me?
It don't sound right.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, how about you?
Your name's Dear Wong, right?
- Yeah, but I would-
- Would you ever change to Uncle Dear Wong or some shit?
- Ooh, maybe.
- Uncle Dear Wong, the country guy?
- Oh, maybe so.
- Yeah.
- Maybe, I don't know.
I think at a certain, if I got a farm or something,
I could do something like that.
Uncle Dear's country hotel or something,
open up a business.
- That would be fine.
- Yeah.
- Quick question.
Like, are you from Nashville?
- I'm from Louisiana.
- Oh, so you racist?
- Am I racist?
- Uh-huh.
- I wouldn't say that.
I mean- - Okay, okay.
- Yeah, I've had, like, I wouldn't say,
I would say, I don't mind
a little racism.
- Me too.
- Yeah.
- We're on the same page.
- Beautiful, yeah.
Feel me?
- Yeah, I'm glad we finally get to meet up, brother.
- Quick question.
Now, you've been saying the N-word?
- No, no, no, no.
I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple times,
but I don't say it.
- Like, we don't gotta lie.
We don't gotta lie right now, like-
- No, we don't have to lie.
- You've definitely said it before, right?
- I have, I don't think I've said, I don't remember.
I'll tell you this.
If I, I've never, maybe if I was, like,
at the dentist's office when they give you that stuff,
you know?
- What stuff?
- You know at the dentist's office when they give you the,
for your molars or whatever?
Novocaine.
- Novocaine.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever.
- Mm.
- But no, I don't say it, man.
There was a time-
- Like, you want to say it, but like, you just control it.
- I don't think it's worth saying.
- Yeah, but I'm gonna keep it about you.
I say it one time.
- You say it one time?
- Yeah, I say it one time.
On stream.
- On stream?
- Like, I was singing a song.
I got whole, you know, you know.
- Mm.
- You know that song?
- Mm.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I sing that song and it was on stream.
I just say the whole R.
I'm not even saying the N word.
I say the whole R by accident.
- I think if you're, bro, if you're singing,
what time was it?
Was it past 8:00 PM?
- Yeah.
It was past 8:00 PM.
It wasn't, but it was in Japan though.
It wasn't here.
It was in Japan, so.
- I think if it's a certain time at night,
they should have an hour or something where you can sing it.
- Oh, I can sing.
Nah, it should be one day.
Everybody can sing.
- That would be fire.
I'm going to be spamming, yo, what's up?
Feel me?
I'm going to be spamming that shit like the ass.
I hope they can make it today, bro.
- Bro, we should definitely,
you and me should do a collab where we like,
no, we can't do like a,
we can't do an N word collab, bro.
Ray, you're setting me up, bro.
- Nah, I'm not, bro.
- You are a spy, bro.
- I am a spy, but like, we don't got to say it out loud, like.
- But we already said it.
- Oh my God.
I mean, damn, bro.
- Let's start over.
- Yeah, let's start over.
Let's restart the podcast, yeah.
- Yeah.
- We'll keep it in, but we'll restart.
- Okay, okay.
Wait.
Let's do a quick intro, quick.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Here today, with the young guy,
Baby Ray, some people call him Just Ray.
Some people used to call him Ray Asian Boy, Ray Asian Bebe.
They don't, that's Just Ray now, though, bro.
That's Ray.
- Vong, vong.
- He's out of Taiwan.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's probably the number one,
he's the number one Taiwanese streamer.
He just won streamer of the year.
- Nah, I didn't win streamer of the year.
- Speed won?
- Yeah, Speed won.
I win, I win Rarity Show or some shit.
- They won, like--
- Rarity, I'm a kid, but I forgot why I win, bro.
- Yeah.
- It don't matter, man.
Life is about living life and being happy, bro.
- Yeah?
- Like, fuck that shit, bro.
We here, we are--
- Fuck them.
- Yup, nah, nah, nah, fuck them.
- Yeah, yeah, never mind.
- Yeah, never mind, yup.
Right here, I'm with my uncle, three, fuck.
- I forgot how to pronounce, 'cause I'm not from here,
I'm an immigrant.
- I know, T-H-E-O.
- How do I pronounce that?
- T-O.
- T-O.
- Or toh.
- Toh.
- How do you pronounce it in Taiwanese, do you think?
T-H-E-O.
- Tong.
- Tong.
- Tong.
- Tong.
- Tong fang.
Tong fang.
Tong fang.
- Yeah, bro, tong fang.
- Tong fang, I'm here with Uncle Tong fang, you feel me?
- Yeah, tight shit.
- I hope I'm having a good time, man.
- BLM, homie, let's get it, bro.
- Yeah, Black History Month, a shout out to the Blacks,
Dominican, Puerto Ricans, Africans.
- Gays.
- Who else?
- Brighton Martin, Rosa Parks.
Yeah, Rosa Parks, who else?
I'm trying to think.
Oh, ah.
Who's the guy who's. Nate Robinson.
Another basketball player?
Yeah.
Okay.
He was like the original Kai Sinat, probably.
Why you say that?
Bro, Nate had to jump so Kai could. So Kai could run, yeah.
Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro.
It don't even make sense, though.
Like, like. But, bro, I'm talking about. Wait, Nate played basketball.
Kai stream.
Like, you don't even. I'm just talking about science and history right now.
You're talking about the height.
Look at this guy, bro.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Nah, he is nice, though.
They call him Baby Snicker
because he was chocolate and nuts, bro.
He got more bunnies than Easter.
He is risen.
Bro, I be hope.
I got the black jeans, man.
Nah, you don't, man.
I got the Asian jeans.
I got a small dick.
I can not jump.
I can not hoop.
Like, damn.
I just hope I can get black jeans.
I can have that BBC, that big black dick, bro.
It would weigh you down right now, though.
I don't think you're. Your body can handle it if you had it on you.
Nah, I feel like. I can handle it if I got a big dick, bro.
No, you probably have to wear suspenders or something with it.
What's that?
It's like if you can't hold. It's called suspenders.
Suspenders.
Yes.
Okay.
It's like a special thing.
If your body can't hold something up,
you got to have suspenders.
There you go.
Like holding a dick type shit.
You would have to, probably, bro.
Your body is not going to be able to support a big wing.
Yeah, I feel that.
I feel that.
I feel that.
I could handle it.
I could handle it.
You feel me?
Uh-uh.
I don't feel you at all.
I don't think you could.
If you came in with a big dick,
your back would be hurt and all that shit.
But I'm not talking about that big,
like two down there.
I'm talking about a good 10, a good 15.
15 is insane, brother.
How?
15?
I'm not a good size.
What are you, a carpenter?
You're going to be using it to just do measurements
and build stuff?
Bro, 15 is a lot.
Not 15.
It's. Then if you're having sex,
some of your wiener is going to be outside of the vagina
and it's going to get caught.
I mean, because my shit is small.
For me, I want a big dick for now.
But you might have a big dick in your country, do you?
I don't think they have a big dick in my country.
Everybody Asian, you know what they say about Asian?
Asian got small dick.
They got that semiconductor, huh?
Yeah, bro.
Does white have big dick?
Sometimes.
Every now and then, you get a guy
who just did something different.
I fuck with it.
I fuck with it.
I fuck with it.
Based on recent data,
the average erect penis size
in Taiwan is 4.9 inches.
Based on penis size,
average is 4.9.
Yeah.
Wait, that's not bad, right?
No, bro.
Not bad at all.
I think y'all got tricked online
of thinking y'all got little wieners over there.
Actually, it's big.
Hold on, man.
Y'all got that shrimp.
Y'all got that scampi, baby.
Nah, nah.
Shrimp means like small dick.
I know, but I'm saying
I think people tricked you guys to think that.
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like
Asian got small dick,
but whole time,
they got big dick.
They never know.
No, they got
still pretty small dick,
but just not
just not enough.
Not that small.
But it's okay, though.
Like, you can use it.
Regular dick, yeah.
Usable.
Yeah, regular dick.
That's what I'm saying.
That's all it matters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, I agree with you, brother.
Not that.
Okay, let's start the interview then.
So what I'm saying
So we haven't started yet.
No, we haven't started.
Oh, we're just talking some bullshit.
Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit,
but we have started,
but we haven't started.
Let's just start it for real.
Okay, let's start it for real.
All right.
I'm here with my nephew
right here, right now.
The first of all,
the first Taiwanese guy
we've ever had on this podcast.
So I want to say
thank you for coming, bro.
Appreciate you, bro.
Do you feel like streaming
is the future of podcasting, bro?
Do you feel like
it's kind of like a next element?
Because like when I was your age,
they didn't have podcasting.
I mean, they kind of had like radio,
but then podcasting started.
Do you think streaming
is like the next evolution of that?
Or have you even thought about that?
I mean,
100%,
but streaming is way different
than podcasting.
So if you're streaming,
you can do it
wherever you want.
You can go outside,
travel around the world,
walking outside with like
interacting with people.
But podcasting,
I feel like podcasting
is like sitting down,
have a talk,
have chatting.
I feel like it's a different thing,
but I've heard
definitely streaming
is like a big thing.
Like,
oh shit,
I don't know how to say it,
but like,
you know what I mean, right?
Yeah, streaming?
Streaming is like
the next big thing.
Oh, for sure.
It's the new thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Streaming is the big,
yeah, like,
I mean,
how long has streaming
been going actually?
And who was the first streamer?
Do you know?
I don't know.
Probably some OG,
PewDiePie.
I don't know.
Who was the first streamer?
Because Fousey died,
didn't he?
Fousey?
He didn't die.
He's still alive.
Oh man,
people are saying he's dead.
He died a couple times.
I know he died once
by the mall.
He died over there.
Wait,
do you know JJ Styles?
No,
never heard of him.
JJ Styles is considered,
what the fuck is that?
A wrestler.
JJ Styles is considered
one of the earliest,
if not the first,
gaming streamers
in 1993 at age 12.
He hosted a public access TV show
called Video Games
and More in Arizona.
That's crazy.
I don't know about that.
What do you mean?
I think it's fake?
I don't know if it's fake,
but I've never heard
about that guy.
Yeah,
me too.
Like,
if I don't know,
I'll definitely know,
but I never heard of him.
JJ Styles.
Meet the original
Twitch streamer
from 1993.
Yeah,
I can see that we have
a caller of rare intelligence.
Fousey,
Before Twitch,
before Justin TV
in 2007,
way back in the 90s,
public access shows
were all the rage.
And 12-year-old
Arizonan
JJ Styles,
a.k.a.
Zot the Avenger,
hosted a gaming show
he ingeniously titled
Video Games
and More.
Hello,
it's me,
Zot the Avenger,
once again with another episode
of Video Games
and More.
Oh wait,
so that kid's
JJ Styles?
That kid's JJ Styles,
yeah.
He's a legend.
First bill,
do it.
Clap it up, bro.
You're a legend, bro.
I don't know if he did.
I will clap for him.
Respect to him.
I don't know.
I bet he's on peptides
or whatever now,
but hopefully he's doing good.
Yeah,
I hope to.
But like,
who do you guys consider
the first streamer?
First streamer,
like that,
whoever streamed first
on the platform.
So who was the first
Twitch streamer then?
Like,
I'm just wondering
if there was like a,
you know,
was there like a
George Washington of it
or something?
Or who was like
the Christopher Columbus
of streaming,
you know?
Or Bruce Lee.
Yeah.
I'll say,
I'll say Jack Doherty.
Okay.
Yeah.
He probably the first streamer
who ever did it.
Yeah.
Jack Doherty.
Jack Doherty from,
is that that kid
that's always getting in fights
and hiding it,
like putting his girls in cars
and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That kid.
He probably the first streamer
for me.
He a legend.
Yeah, he a legend.
I'll say he a legend.
Yeah, he's always
getting rid of his bitches, dude.
Every other episode,
he's like,
I'm putting,
that bitch is gone
and guess what's behind
this curtain
and it's another bitch
back there.
Oh my God.
Uncle, you tap in.
I'm in.
There he is right there.
Mug shot.
That's him?
Dude, he always will,
he'll like tickle somebody
and then hide behind
a big black guy.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you mean by that?
Big black guy?
One of his security guards.
Oh, okay, okay.
Dude, he'll always like
walk off from the security guard
and then get snuck by somebody
and then go hide again.
He has a crazy life though.
Nah, he does.
So he's considered
the first streamer then?
Yeah, he the first streamer.
Okay, bet.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
I didn't know what was going on.
Wait, so you be streaming?
No, but I'm watching.
Dude, I, you know,
I kind of see what's going on.
You know,
I got to link up with Speed
one time when he was in town.
So, you know,
there's stuff like
you kind of see what's going on
and I'm curious about it
because it's the future.
It's like, you know,
to not know what the future is
would be kind of bizarre
to not be curious about it.
You know?
And you kind of. Quick question.
Yeah.
Would you hop on a stream
after this podcast with me?
Yeah, I would do something.
Yeah, what should we do?
Maybe go for a walk or something?
You can show me around Nashville.
Show me what you've been doing
like,
offline.
We can go golfing,
fishing,
whatever you do.
Like, yeah,
I'll be down.
If we could fish,
that'd be dope.
We can go buy
the worms.
We can buy the. What's it called?
Fishing rod.
Fishing rod.
Oh, I think I got some shit
in my truck, actually.
Are you a country guy?
I think you're a country guy.
Like, I can. Like, by your face,
by your dress,
like,
your whole body
and by the house,
I feel like you're a country guy.
Let me think.
Let me think if I am.
And you got an accent, too.
You got a country guy accent.
Yeah, I got a country accent,
Are you very American?
Yeah, we grew up just like,
in our area,
it was just like,
kind of black and white.
It wasn't like,
real redneck.
So it wasn't like,
you know,
shooting guns
and like,
you know,
um,
doing N-words
or whatever.
Redneck.
Yeah, it was more,
it wasn't like,
uh. Wait,
is that racist?
If I say. If you say what?
Redneck?
Redneck.
Some people consider it racist.
I don't know if I do.
Okay.
But,
but some people would.
Okay, okay.
Yes, to some people,
that's like the N-word
to some white people,
you know?
Oh, oh.
I'm sorry,
but if I,
if I offense,
offense to you,
like. No, man,
I'm okay.
I don't identify as that.
I just identify kind of like,
as rural.
Just like. Yeah, I feel you.
Just kind of rural.
Uncle,
I will,
I will let you call me a chinchon.
I'll give it a pass.
Really?
Yeah.
Just call me one time.
It's okay.
I know you want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
It's okay.
Like, like,
I'm cool.
Like, you feel me?
I'm going to give it a pass.
You can say chinchon.
I would not say.
I would probably,
I would think of something
better than that.
All right,
let me see.
Like,
I would think like,
chop, chop.
Look at this little. Chop, chop.
Chip, chop.
Chip, chop.
Abraham Chinkin.
You like. I like that.
I like that.
Chip, chop.
Chip, chop.
Okay, chip, chop.
Because it's more. It's more,
it's more like. I don't like. Chinchon that much.
Why?
I would maybe call you
like a slot machine boy.
Or something like that
Something that Asian people
Like to do
Look at this little
Kinda
Slut machine
Look at this little
Slut machine
Yeah
What you mean by that
Like we slut
Like
No I'm just thinking
This is a horrible
Conversation to be in
Dude
You know what
I realized with you
Like
What
Like you like to like
Really examine racism
And like stand
Like usually racism
It's just like
Somebody like
You know
You run through
Like racism is just like
You take a step in
And you're out
But you like to go
Stand in the racism
You know why
I love everybody
I love
Yeah
Every culture
I respect every culture
That's
To me
I feel like it's a
I do feel that energy from you
Well that's the thing
I noticed about you
Is you bring a lot of people
Together man
All types of people
Like you you know
I could feel that
I hope so
I'm trying my best
I feel that energy
Yeah
Yeah
What
When it comes to Asian folks
How do you rank them
Bring up a couple Asians
Bring up a
Bring up a batch of Asians
Bring us up a batch
So so you mean like
Every racist
How how
Oh my god
You know
You know
You know him
I don't know him
That's Jay Chow
You know
You know
You know fun fact
Me and him
Was in the same school
What did my mother
In school
So he's Taiwanese
Yeah he's Taiwanese too
We in the same exact school
We graduated the same high school
We got the same teacher
What kind of guy was he
I never met him before
I want to meet him
Cause he a legend
Oh you
Not at the same time
Different time
Um
He a singer
Oh he is Jay Chow
Yeah
And people right now
People in Taiwan
Compare me
To him
Cause we
We from the same school
We from the same place
And then
He a legend too
Shout out to you
Um
What's up Jay Chow
Nice to see you brother
Yeah
Um
So where do you
Like Taiwanese
Japanese
I'm trying to think of
What else they have
They have Japanese
Um
Japanese
Oh Japanese
Vietnamese
Um
Like what is this one
That
I feel that's Japanese
Okay
And are that
How do you guys
How do you
Like probably
Yakuza or some shit
Yakuza
The gangster in Japan
Japanese
Yeah that's badass
Yeah that's badass
He look like
He can whoop your ass
Oh I bet he can
Fucking hoop as well dude
Nah I don't think
He can hoop
He look like
He can do some
Shop some
Sushi or some shit
He'll fucking carve a hoop
In your neck homie
That dude looks like
He'll
Oh he'll shoot a three pointer
Right through your fucking spine
With that knife big dog
I don't think
He'll hoop though
What about this guy
Who is that
Like that's the president
Of
Of
China
And where does China rank
Like that's what I'm saying
China rank
I'm a kid
But I don't wanna lie bro
I rank China down there bro
Down at the bottom
It's like
Not like cool
But like
Like
Like
Their personality
Like
How do I say
Like
They just not really a good person
That's what I feel like
Okay
Yeah
And what about
I feel like it's Philippines or some shit
Oh Filipino is the best
Cambodian
I fuck with Philippines
Philippines is the best bro
I already made top five
Top seven
Top seven
What about Korean
Oh look at this little fucking biscuit
Look at this dog treat right here
Huh
Look at this dog treat right here
What do you mean by that
No I'm just saying
You got this shit flying out of me
Little biscuit
No I'm just saying
So you're just calling him fat
No look at this little fucking
No no
I mean he is fat though but like
Look at this little jaundiced juice box right here boy
He look like a fucking juice box bro
Yo
Nah why he face is like
Nah
He face look like a
A pork
Buns
Oh yeah he does
He got a pork bun face
He got pork bun face
Yes
Huh
Huh
He got pork bun face
Pork bun face
Yeah
Oh
A BTS
Wait is that BTS
And these guys are what
Koreans
Okay how do Koreans rank
I already made a top five
A good top five
Cause they're competitive
Wow
A lot of business people
Over there
Strict responsibilities
Yeah Korean people
Very responsibilities
I didn't know about that
Yeah like they want the kids to do well
That's why I didn't stay around
You uncle
Cause you gonna teach me some old stuff
Some smart stuff
I don't know
I do streaming
I don't care
I don't care about all that
But like
If I stay around you
I'll be knowing all the like
Smart
Yeah
The history
Yes
Yes
Bro we'll turn you into a little redneck as well
Boy a little country boy
I will be down
Cause you're already named Ray
Ray is the most popular
One of the most country names in the world
It is?
Yeah Ray
Come here Ray
You just put some letters together
Nah
In America
Cause my last name is Ray
R-U-E-I
And so I change it to Ray
But it makes sense
Feel me?
Yeah
Yeah
Oh Indians?
Wait
Yeah and how do
It's Indians?
I don't think
I don't think they
Like we Asians
Like we fuck them
But like
I wouldn't say they Asians
Yeah
They more like
They own continent
Oh who is this?
Oh that's Laotian
What the fuck is that?
I don't know either bro
Laotian
Those keep
They don't even have
I'm kid about
Have you ever been to Japan?
Yeah
How are you liking it?
I liked it man
They got everything
Clean
Nice
A lot of Japanese people
Friendly
Yes
Yeah they so friendly
One thing about Taiwanese too
Like
They friendly
They are?
Yeah they are
You should go
Are they accepting of
If American people go there?
Yes
They love
Black people and white people
They love fortune
Like
If a bitch you see
You white
You got a white dick
They gonna be like
Oh bro
You feel me?
Oh they want that huh?
Yeah they want a white truck
They want that chop chop
Nah nah nah
I'm a chop chop
Oh yeah yeah
You like a
He ho
Oh they want that he ho
Yeah like
Some cowboy shit
He ho
Yeah huh
Put some straw around my penis huh?
Yes
Put a little lasso on it
Who is this guy?
What is that?
Do you know him?
That's Jason Nguyen
It is?
Yeah Jason Nguyen
Oh wow
Yeah he from Vietnamese bro
He's Vietnamese
And his
How do you guys view Vietnamese people?
They cool
We got
We got no problem about it
They cool
Okay
So who's y'all biggest nemesis?
Like who's kind of the
Like
Like Batman vs Joker
Like if y'all are Batman
And who's the
Like who's the
I was like Taiwan and China
Okay
They got history behind it
And they kind of like beefing
Yeah
But me personally
I don't really care
So you don't carry that energy around with you really?
Yeah I don't really care bro
But you know it
Yeah I know it
I like I know it
It's in the cabinet
Bad
Oh my god
That's my
That's my other uncle
You know him?
Oh yeah that's Uncle Roger
Yes
That's my other uncle bro
Shout out to you Uncle Roger
Bro he
Hiya
Oh yeah
Hiya
What's his song?
What's that song?
See if you can find that song
Wait have you ever met him before?
Yeah bro Uncle Roger came here
He was
Yeah he do a podcast
Hilarious bro
He's a great guy
Yeah I fuck with him
This is his song right here bro
This is his anthem bro
This is a summer anthem
Play it up
Wait can you
Can you read the title for me?
Cause I can't really see
I can't see either right now
I don't think that's Uncle Roger
I think that's some
This is his
No this is his favorite song
I don't think that's Uncle Roger though
Bro I'm telling you bro
I didn't see no Asian in there
That's Sexy Red right there
Okay
Hey
That's fucking
Shai Gillius Alexander bro
Everybody in this bitch
Is Shai okay?
Hey okay
But I don't think that's Uncle Roger
But I don't think that's Uncle Roger
Uncle Roger
But no this is
That's a bunch of black folks
Like like like
If that's all you see
That's all you see twin
I'm just saying that
They
Unworn
Can be gay too
This the truth bro
Hold on now
Is that shit a good song?
I'm telling you bro
Uncle Roger put me on this shit
Nah that's tough
That's enough right there bro
We ain't giving it all to him
Wait have you ever
Like like like
How long you been doing the podcast for?
Seven years
Cause I'm trying to get to know you
I feel like
Okay
If I up on the podcast
I want to get to know you too
Yeah
For respect to the
My my my
How do I say
Elder
Elder elder
Elder yeah you could say elder
So you been doing podcast
For seven years
Yeah
But I've been doing comedy
For almost 20 years
Oh yeah
Wait my bad
My phone
My shit really
Oh bro y'all make them
You could do whatever you want with them
Oh yeah
Yeah you right
You right
Like them bitches
Cause you
You probably got unlimited phones bro
Nah
If you're Taiwanese
I bet you got 200 fucking phones
Nah nah
I'm from Taiwan
But I don't make the phone though
That's a problem
Quick question for you
Growing up
Were there actual factories and stuff
Where people are making
A lot of electronic stuff
Or is that just a myth
That we hear in America
Nah they do
There's a port called Taichung
They make all the like
3Cs
The computer
The chips
They all
They all make that in that area
So is it very common
That a lot of people go work
In those types of places
Yeah
You know
Yes
Like that
But you know
People work there
They got paid high
Like they pay
So many money
But they'll
They'll go broke
Like after like 10 years
Oh the stress
They'll go broke
Yes cause it's very stressful
Ah
Did you ever know
Somebody that worked there
So it's like a common thing
Nah I don't know
Nobody work there
Got it
Yeah
But I know these players
Like they teach us
Back in the day in school
They just tell us
That part
No for making those chips
Computing and stuff
Oh wow
Yeah
Do they have
Lesbians in Taiwan
Yeah
You know
Taiwan is the first country
Who accept
Gay
To marriage
Is it really
- Yeah, in the Asian, the first country.
- First Asian country.
Oh wow, so Taiwan is a very progressive country.
I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians.
I shout out to y'all, man.
I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes
because I support them.
That's why I do gay shit.
Yeah, I think, look, I think you can do not,
I think you can not do gay shit and still support them,
but also if you're going to do gay,
look, bro, play the song again from Uncle Rob.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
That's what you got to do, bro.
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or just a little family?
Oh, like, like, like, at night.
Like, with your cousin or without your cousin, right?
No, like with the, yeah, like, do people,
does your, do your parents have a lot of siblings?
Like, did you have a lot of siblings?
I mean, I don't have siblings.
Your only child?
I'm only child, yes.
So, I grew up, got bored sometimes.
Jesus?
Jesus is only child.
Look it up, was Jesus an only child?
Wait, are you an only child?
No.
You got siblings?
I got three siblings, yeah.
Like, how do I feel growing up?
'Cause I don't, I don't got the experience of that.
Whether Jesus was an only child is a subject of debate.
So, who knows, bro?
But I think he was so, he was the most popular one,
I bet his brother was like,
"Dang, I ain't even going out of the house."
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
If Jesus is your brother, what are you gonna do?
You can do whatever.
But I know, but still, you don't want to be, like,
just milling around on his shit all day.
What do you mean?
You don't want to be. Like, you don't want to be named by Jesus' brother?
You would want to do your own thing, you know?
If Jesus is doing his thing,
you would probably want to do something unique to you.
Maybe do music or something.
I don't know.
If Jesus was my brother, I'll do whatever I like.
Right, but would you try to do the same thing?
Like, "Oh, I'm gonna be a savior."
Like, I'm saying, would you try to go down the same road as your brother?
If I got a chance, I would.
I would save people.
That's true.
If I can save people, I would save people.
Yeah, you're right.
So, I got a question for you.
Yeah.
Like, growing up as an American,
Yeah.
what type of American culture or, like,
something that only America would do?
Americans would do?
I think a lot of times, like,
probably something only Americans would do?
Maybe some of the games we played as children.
Mm-hmm.
Stuff like that.
Like, what type of game?
They would play, probably,
they used to have a game called, like,
you would throw a ball up in the air.
Whoever caught it was, like, a gay guy or whatever.
And then everybody would, like, hit them or whatever.
And then everybody would throw a ball up in the air.
take us back, you were just living in Taiwan, right?
- Yeah.
I mean, like a famous thing is you met Kai Sinat at the 7-11, right?
So that was like a chance encounter.
People say it was staged sometimes.
Yeah.
Do you think it was staged or not?
I mean, I know myself, it's not staged.
I mean, I was on a school trip.
Listen, where Mika is in Japan, I'm not even from Japan.
What kind of school takes you to a 7-11, bro, as a school trip?
It's not because I studied in a class called like, how do I say it?
Like, oh, like English class.
Oh, so you were learning some English?
A little bit, not too much.
I mean, they're kind of bullshit over there.
The teacher is fucking Asian.
How can they teach you good English?
Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they're taking you to a fucking 7-11 as a field trip.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
They didn't teach us.
They didn't take us to 7-11.
It's a free day that day.
I stream sniped Kai.
Oh, so you saw him and you went?
Yeah, I saw Kai stream over there.
So I just go over there.
How far away did you live from there?
No, no, it's Japan.
I don't live there.
Oh, so you were visiting Japan.
Yeah, I was visiting.
So you ran into him and that was it?
Nah, he was streaming.
I stream sniped him.
Right.
And then all I wanted was to take a pic.
And he fucked me to check up on me.
And that was it?
The rest is history.
That's how it started?
Yeah, that's how it started.
So I feel like I'm very blessed to be here.
I feel like I got blessed by God.
I'm very lucky.
And yeah, bro.
Did you have to tell your parents?
And shout out to Kai too, bro.
Oh yeah, Kai is the truth, bro.
He's the most exciting, bro.
His energy is through the roof.
Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit.
I'd be a bitch in Taiwan.
No, you'd still be a man, bro.
I hope so.
But I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan.
I don't know what to do.
I got no goals in life.
Bro, you would be a beautiful young man, bro.
Don't be saying that kind of shit, bro.
You gotta speak up.
Yeah, I appreciate that, uncle.
Thank you, bro.
You gotta speak up, bro.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
N-words can be gay too, bro.
Anything can happen.
Wait, wait.
Go back to the line?
Play the song again.
You said N-word?
Play the chorus.
Uh-oh.
Wait, what do you mean by N-word can be gay?
Anybody can do anything.
That's facts.
Yeah.
And it's impossible.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Bro, they got half the NBA in this fucking video, bro.
And these motherfuckers going hard.
Half the ball family in that bitch over there.
They probably going hard, bro.
Okay, I feel you.
I feel you.
I feel you.
I feel you.
Did you have to tell?
Did you tell your parents, like, look, guys, I'm changing.
I'm, like, I'm going to change my life here.
Were they scared of it?
Like, what?
Nah.
In Asian culture, like, there's a lot of respect between parents and children.
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it the same in Taiwanese culture?
Yeah, yeah, yes.
And I, it depends on your parents, though.
Okay.
I try to shout at my parents.
They very support whatever I do.
So, at that point, but I wasn't thinking about when I first met Kai, I wasn't thinking about,
like, I'm going to do stream.
I'm going to blow up.
I'm going to do this.
I was just like, okay, it's cool.
I met him.
And, like, it's, like, truly friendship.
I didn't know I'm going to be a streamer.
Right.
You didn't have a big strategy.
Yeah.
I just, I just know, like, okay, I take a picture.
That's it.
You feel me?
And after that, Kai took me to the States, and he started bringing me more on stream,
and then the fans started loving me.
That's how I built it up.
So, I wasn't thinking about I'm going to be a streamer at first.
But were your parents nervous that you were going to America?
You just met a young black guy, and now you're going to America to see him?
At first, hell yeah.
My parents definitely nervous because you just go to America.
You go to a random place, and somebody flies you out.
You don't even know him.
He's a random guy.
Yeah.
And a wealthy random guy.
A lot of times, if somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia, it's for, you know.
For what?
I mean, it's for extracurricular.
For this?
I don't know how they do it, but they're doing it probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Play the song again.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, play the song.
Play the song.
Yeah, play the fucking.
I'm just saying, bro.
But so, were your parents scared?
Because they're the parents.
They have experience, like, in the world where they saying, like, son, we don't, you know what I'm saying?
We're nervous?
Actually, I never asked my mom about this.
I should go back and ask my mom.
Like, I wonder if she was scared.
I feel like she probably scared a little bit, but, like, he trust Kylo.
He know he on internet.
He can see.
Yeah, he's trustworthy.
Yeah, I feel like he's.
Yeah.
My mom trust Ky, so.
Yeah.
Do you engage with a lot of other streamers now?
Like, is that a big part of your thing to link up with other streamers a lot?
Or do you still like to kind of do your own thing?
Yeah, I've been linking up with, like, NBA players, NFL players to do stream with.
Yeah, I see some of that.
Yeah, I do a stream with Jalen Brown.
It's cool as fuck.
Like, I'm an expert, like, the life to be an NBA.
Oh, yeah.
Because I'm from Taiwan.
Like, think about it.
You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan.
So, for me, it's, like, showing the audience, like, a special life about this.
And, yeah, bro.
Right.
A tour guide for people from your country to the world.
Yeah, a little bit.
Like, I'm a tour guide.
I'm showing people around the world.
I just feel blessed, very blessed to be here.
I really thank you for everybody supporting me.
And, yeah, man.
It's really a blessing, bro.
It's pretty amazing.
It, like, kind of makes you have faith that, like, something new and different can happen, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think, like, does it feel like a lot of pressure being like that?
I don't feel like pressure.
I feel like I do this like a hobby.
I don't want to treat it as a work.
Yeah.
I want to treat it as a hobby.
That's how you, like, become bigger.
So, because.
You want to love what you do right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, you probably love talking.
You probably love doing podcasts.
That's how you keep going, right?
Yeah, I love to meet people.
You definitely don't treat it as a job.
That's how you become good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why, since I meet you, I like to meet people.
It's been life.
It's been different thing about, like, about an Asian kid from Taiwan and just showing
people love, showing people around the world, and it's fire.
Do you interact?
Do you interact with other streamers?
Did you see Krip Mac just got out of jail?
Do you see that?
I did not see that.
Pull up Krip Mac, bro.
Wait.
I think it's Asian, right?
Krip Mac?
Krip Mac?
He might be, like, dark Asian or whatever.
Wait.
Like, you know him personally?
Krip Mac is the legend, bro.
Yeah.
Right here.
Wait, he a singer?
Yeah.
He was a musician, I think.
Hmm.
Wait.
How he become talk about Asian?
Asian and got to Krip Mac?
I'm just talking about streamers.
If you met some of these other, these are kind of early streamers right here.
He a streamer?
I mean, he kind of was.
He was like a, uh, he was a Krip.
I'm not a gang?
I mean, he would fucking stream some bullets through somebody, probably.
Oh, damn.
I would love to see that.
Bro, you got to link up with Krip Mac, bro.
He'd be great.
What about Tiger King, bro?
He was kind of an early.
Who's Tiger King?
Check your DMs, bro.
He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers.
Bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
He'll put some fucking soy sauce.
Is that a mug shot?
He'll put some soy sauce on your legs.
Is that a mug shot?
Huh?
Is this like the old Diddy or some shit?
Yeah.
He kind of the original Diddy, bro.
I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro.
I feel like he's going to fuck me in the fucking ass.
In my little.
I don't want him to fuck me in my little Taiwanese asshole.
But I'm good.
We don't know what he's going to do, bro.
No, I'm good off that.
He was a politician.
He was almost a politician.
He tried to run for president.
What?
Yeah.
But he's got to look at that tiger.
He's got.
Now, don't you guys have tigers over there?
Yeah, of course, bro.
You got tigers everywhere.
But y'all got more of them, don't you?
How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro?
I'll pull it up.
What the fuck is such a niche type of shit, bro?
How many tigers they got in Taiwan?
We got more dragons.
There are no wild tigers.
Oh, there's no tigers.
Damn.
Yeah, bro.
That's crazy.
Damn, bro.
Probably in the zoo.
Do y'all have zoos over there?
Yeah.
You think Taiwan's a dirt country or some shit?
I don't know what it's like.
We're trying to find out.
Yeah, you're right.
You've never been there.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Like, what are some modes of transportation there?
Like, y'all have, like, I know they have a skateboard.
Yeah, they got everything.
They got car.
They got everything, man.
They got Honda.
Honda Civic.
What about piggyback ride?
Y'all got that?
I don't think we got that.
That's more like Thailand.
Yeah, that's more like Thailand.
Oh, yeah.
We do have that booty chain.
It's fast as fuck.
Is that bitch pretty fast?
That bitch fast as fuck.
Really?
Dude, 300 miles.
400 miles per hour.
400.
Look at that bitch right there.
You telling me y'all ain't got a tiger in that bitch?
I think that's in Thailand, man.
I think that's Thailand.
I don't think that's Taiwan.
Y'all ain't, bro.
I'm just saying.
You telling me.
Look at that piggyback ride right there.
I think everybody can do that.
You can do it.
But in some countries, it's a mode of transportation.
We can do it.
Huh?
We can do it.
We can probably do it.
Yeah, everybody can do it.
That looks just like us, actually.
I got the same nose as that guy that's standing there.
It's very similar.
You mean, wait, you mean the kid?
I look like the guy with the dark hair.
Nah, I look like the guy down there because we both Asian.
That baby's Asian, bro.
We both got small eyes.
We both got small dick, probably, and we both skin's yellow.
Bro, your dick can grow, bro, if you believe in yourself, bro.
I hope so.
I believe in 10 years it did not grow.
Bro.
It's the same size.
Bro, a couple years from now, we're going to link up.
You're going to have a fucking, you're going to have a dang.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bro.
You're going to have that dragon.
I just hope I still be, I know I'm going to be alive, but I just hope I can still be alive
10 years later.
You never know.
It's big.
It's a big 26, 20, 26.
You never know what's going to happen.
Do you run out of stuff to stream?
When does it get, like, do you start to, like, how do you stay in your own ideas and not
cop off of other people's ideas?
Is there a lot of stuff where other streamers like, oh, he just did that.
I'm doing it.
Like, does it become like a lot of like stream beef or whatever?
Yeah, that's a good ass question.
Nobody asked me that before.
It do be like that sometimes, but me, I don't care.
I'm straight copy your shit.
If you got good idea, I'm going to copy you.
Yup.
Yup.
I'm still that shit.
You feel me?
Nothing wrong with that.
in that shit
you cannot sue me
it's not legal
-I'm gonna take that shit, you feel me? -Should we be taking that fucking shit?
-Yeah, I mean, I don't really care though. You can steal my idea too. I don't care.
-Right, so as long as it's that way too, then that's fair. Okay? -Yeah.
-So that's something. What's that one stream where you got stuck in that swing set and that white lady helped you out? Bring it up.
-Oh my god, how you know about that? That's how one years ago, not two years ago, I was in New York, I got stuck. Yes, how you know about that?
-That's one of my favorite parts, bro.
-I was doing, I was doing anything at that time, man.
-But this was cool, bro. I thought this was interesting, bro, to see, 'cause a lot of times you see them swing sets and you think they're for Asians, 'cause they're little.
But now you see an Asian get in there and you say, "Oh, that's not the truth."
-I was just, "Oh yeah, Grandma helped me, yes. Grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much for helping me get out the, um, get out the, get out the, uh, the, the, the, what's it called?"
-A swing set? -Yep, a swing set.
-And you ever talk to her? You ever talk to this kid? Pause it. You ever see this kid again? You keep in touch with him?
-Uh, nah, I never see him after that stream.
-You gotta find that kid, bro.
-Yeah.
-That would be a good stream, bro.
-Yeah.
-Go back to New York, go back to the park.
-Mm.
-Where was that, on the Lower East Side?
-What's that?
-And you find that kid, bro. I wonder what he's doing now.
-Yeah, I'm wondering what he's doing. He's probably still a kid, but like, damn, man.
-I don't know, bro.
-That's a, that's a nostalgia, bro.
-You grow up fast when shit like that happens, man.
-Nah, fast. Time go fast.
-But you don't ever talk, you don't ever see him anymore? You don't-
-Nah, I mean, I mean, I mean, why gotta talk to him for he- I mean, the kid was just there.
-I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever.
I'm just saying if you keep in touch with people from the past, that's what I'm asking.
-Like, like, in Taiwan?
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I still be talking to my classmates.
-You do? -My teacher, yeah.
-Did you graduate?
-Yeah, I did.
-Did you have to stop streaming to finish school, or how did you finish?
-Nah, I was streaming when I was a senior year.
That's what I do, Monday to Friday, I go to school, boom, boom, boom, boom, ah, ah, ah, go to school, take class, like, for me, do what normal high school do.
And then Saturday, Sunday, I stream Saturday, Sunday, and then same shit going, Monday, Friday, school, Saturday, Sunday, stream.
-Damn.
-Yeah, I was a grinder at the time, bro.
I was loving streaming at the time.
-You were?
-Yeah, I love, I love it.
-And at one point, you had to take a break, I know, and some people said that you would join the military.
Is there any truth to that, or there was-
-I joined the military in my mind, in a dream.
-Oh, that was, but not real.
-Nah, that is real.
For me, it's real.
I went in the military for, like, four months, some cool shit, shooting some people, pulling some guns, some bombs.
For me, it was cool, it was a cool experience.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I was in the jail cell, I couldn't go out.
I wasn't even taking a break.
-You weren't?
-No, I didn't want to stream, but I felt it was better for me to go on the internet, so when I got my visa, I pop on the new visa, it's going to be a firelight comeback.
-What did you do while you weren't streaming?
-Playing 2K.
-Yeah?
-Yeah, that's it, playing 2K.
-Who do you use when you play?
-No, I play my career.
-Oh, you do?
-I build my own player.
-Oh, you do?
-Yeah, I play as a black guy, like, I would say, like, 6'8".
-Mm.
-Strong.
Tall.
Athletic.
-Yeah.
Athletic, and dunk, whatever.
Yeah.
-But now you're in, like, you live in America now?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, fully.
-So if you had to fight now, if they had America versus Taiwanese war, whose side would you fight on, you think?
-I don't think that's going to happen, but, like, shit, if that happened, bitch, I'm going to the moon.
-You're leaving?
-Yeah, I'm going to the moon.
I'm taking a NASA, whatever that shit called, Air Force.
-NASA.
-Yeah, NASA, I'm taking that to the moon.
Because shit's getting crazy.
-I like that shit.
Dude, would you ever, who's the first Asian on the moon, you think you could do it?
-Oh, my God, I don't think there's no Asian on the moon.
-Bro, has anybody ever streamed from the moon?
-Oh, that would be tough.
-Well, you could do it because that one guy was given, that rich guy was giving people
a ride, Jeff Bezos, Amazon.
-He did?
-As of 2026, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro.
-Damn, I got to be the first one, man.
I'll be down to do it, bro.
Damn.
-Bro, you could get up there, and it would be cheaper to get you up there because you're
up there because the luggage, you have to pay $75 if it's over like a certain amount
of weight, bro.
-Overweight?
-But you'd be, and you'd be, I think you would be.
-Because I'm skinny, right?
I weigh 120.
-Well, I'm just saying, you would be, you know what I'm saying, you would have to pay
those extra charges.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
-Some thick ass rolling up there, he gonna have to pay extra.
-Yeah.
-Bro.
-Man.
Would you come with me to the moon, like me and you?
-Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would do good up there.
-We would go crazy.
-The Moon Girls, boy.
-Moon Girls?
Moon Men?
What do they say?
Aliens can be gay.
-Yeah, bro.
-I'll be fired.
Alien can be gay.
-Play the song again.
-Play the song, man.
Play the fucking song, man.
That's.
Yeah.
Imagine alien can be gay, too.
-Bro, if you pulled up and the aliens is all gay up there, would you stay for a little
while?
Like, say you get up there.
-Yeah.
-You get out your shuttle, right?
-Yes.
-And they got up some gay aliens standing around.
-Oh, my God, I would love to stay there to see, like, what type of gay alien is that?
Like, I'll try to experience that.
-You see what they're doing?
-Yes.
You wouldn't?
-I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals.
I wouldn't stay for very long.
I wouldn't.
-Yeah, me, too.
I wouldn't stay for too long.
I don't want my ass to get fucked.
-I would tell them I don't have an ass.
That's what I would tell them.
Because they don't know.
-That's smart.
-They don't know?
-But if they, like, if they just do it, like, you don't want anything to happen.
-I would say, "Oh, I don't have an ass," or something.
I would say, "Oh, Ray brought his ass," you know?
-You're going to snitch on me?
-Yeah, bro.
-Bitch, we just got there.
Yeah, I'm snitching on you, dude.
You think I'm going to let him use my ass, bro?
-What the fuck?
Uncle?
You sacrifice my ass to yours?
-Bro.
-Guess what?
If you snitch on me, I'm going to snitch on you, too.
-No, bro.
I'm going to lie to him.
-I'm going to do a reverse.
-Ah, too late.
You're going to be in some bedroom or something, bro.
I'm going to be relaxing out on the moon, having a snack or something.
-I'm going to say, "Oh, that's Uncle Von.
He got ass, too.
And he got dick, too.
Go."
-Nah, bro.
Don't do that kind of shit.
-Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you got to return the favor, bro.
-I got a question for you.
-Yeah.
-Like, I ask this to everybody who hop on my stream.
I ask them, "One billion per backshot.
How many backshots are you taking?"
Take your time.
-What did you say?
One billion?
-Yeah.
One billion per backshot.
How many backshots are you taking?
-Damn.
-A billion dollars or a billion?
-A billion dollars.
Not yen.
Not Taiwanese dollars.
Dollars.
U.S. dollars.
How much are you taking?
-Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think?
Or it's only got to be cash?
-Yeah.
It can be Bitcoin, whatever.
It's a billion.
-I don't know, bro.
I'd have to look at some of the math.
I don't know.
-Okay.
-Probably none, bro.
I don't think.
Because I'm doing fine, bro.
-Okay.
Me?
I don't care.
You got to get that.
Take it out of me.
I'm taking it out of you.
I'm taking it out of you, bro.
Me?
I don't care.
You got to get that.
Take it out of me.
Till I'm dead.
You got to get that.
Take it out of me.
That's.
I'm taking.
I'm putting up.
Yes.
One billion.
Yes.
All my mom.
One.
Yes.
Yes.
Ding, dong, dong.
-That's the slot machine.
That's not.
I'm not saying that.
-Yes.
Yes.
-Winner.
It's like.
It'd be like a slot machine.
Just add like a.
When you hit the bonus on a slot machine.
The money goes up.
I feel you though.
I feel you though.
That's kind of cool.
Bro.
That's heavy though, bro.
It is heavy.
But how about this?
Would you let somebody fuck you for a Bitcoin, bro?
One?
Yeah.
Nah.
I heard that shit going down.
I'm not going to take one for one Bitcoin.
Get the fuck out of here.
You got to give me a million or some shit.
Obedience.
I'm not taking it for one Bitcoin, bro.
How much is a Bitcoin worth right now?
Oh, 64,000.
Oh, shit.
Damn, boy.
I'm going to rethink about that.
Nah, bro.
Nah.
I think I'm good.
I won't take that for.
I won't take that for this money.
I'll take it for more.
Would you?
What about that Tiger King?
Will you let him smash?
He's getting out of prison in a year, bro.
If you did like a stream with him, you meet him when he gets out of prison?
Mm-hmm.
And one back shot per what?
Millions?
I think even if you just have lunch with him or y'all sing together or something.
Even if y'all just stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever.
And how much are you going to give me?
He ain't going to have nothing.
He's just getting out of jail, bro.
He's got a couple of endangered cats.
That's about it.
Nah, man.
Would you be him for Halloween?
I mean, if he not going to get me drunk or put some baby on me, I'll do it.
He might, bro.
He just getting out of prison.
He going to want to fucking touch something young, bro.
Yeah, never mind.
I'm good.
Yep.
See me later.
Okay?
What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan?
Do you guys have Halloween?
Yes.
You know what's crazy?
Damn.
Damn.
Fuck.
Goddamn.
My bad.
No, bro.
If you around me, you start forget.
You catch it.
Yeah.
You were born on Halloween.
You're a Halloween baby, boy, because you're that fucking little yellow pumpkin, homie.
How the fuck you know my birthday is?
Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins.
Bring up Asian pumpkin.
Yeah, my birthdays are Halloweens.
What's an Asian pumpkin?
That just look like a normal pumpkin.
Yeah, but it's just the way they carve the eyes.
I don't remember any different.
Do you have Taiwan Halloween?
We don't have Taiwan Halloween.
We just call it Halloween.
It's the same shit as y'all.
We do the same trick or treating.
We do the same shit as y'all.
We don't have Taiwan Halloween
We just call it Halloween
It's the same shit as y'all
We do the same shit
Trick or treating
You do
Dress a costume
All that
It's the same shit
And what's a popular costume there?
Is it the same as here?
Like a lumberjack
Or politician
Nah probably dragons
Dragons
Dragons
I'll say
Some Asian shit
Chopstick
Poor fat rice
Some noodles
Bao bun or something
Bao
Bao
What the fuck is that?
Banh mi
Or bao
What the. Bow bun?
A little baby bun, baby.
What the fuck is bow bun?
Oh, oh, bun.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
Them bitches are good, boy.
Nah, that shit is good.
Have you ever had, um, like, like, like, have you ever had, like, like, good noodles?
Nah.
Ramen?
Nah?
Nah, baby, I never had.
Look at that bitch, though, boy.
Yeah, that shit is good, though.
I've been having that.
I'll hot bun them in my ass.
Them bitches look good, huh?
Hot bun in my ass?
Damn, you special.
Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass.
Them things are beautiful.
Look at them.
I'll put that shit on my dick.
If you put it in their ass, I'm putting it on my dick.
Type shit, boy.
We'll pull up, boy.
And we'll pull up at a party, dog.
That'd be fire, man.
That ass, bro.
Fuck yeah, it'd be fire, boy.
You and me, it'd be like our new food truck, but we serving the shit our way.
In our way?
Yeah.
Put it in the dick first, put it in the ass first, serve the people's side for the $5.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, we're gonna get fucking, we're gonna end up on the Epstein list, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, we good.
For me, we, we're not gonna hop on Epstein, because you know why?
We do everything on the camera.
Right.
Oh, there's no lies.
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Thank you.
What you got?
Because I got so many questions for you, bro.
Okay.
Because I'm curious about your life.
Okay.
Okay.
So talk to me.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Talk to me.
Yes.
What the fuck is that in your fucking water?
It's water, lemon, ginger.
I'm fasting today, man.
I can't eat today.
Oh, you're muscling?
You're muscling?
For a day?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, it's for a day.
Just muscling around or whatever?
Yeah, just fast.
I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week.
I don't think you can fast for a day.
I don't think that's how it works.
But you could just do, sometimes I take a day off and I just have salt and water and sometimes black coffee.
Okay.
So do you have any kids?
You got a wife?
No kids, no wife yet.
But I work so hard, man.
I work, I like to work.
If you work so hard, you can still got a wife and kids.
They can support you.
They're not going to do, I would never have seen them because I've been touring and everything.
It's been hard to be like in one place.
So my kid wouldn't know me very good.
Yeah, yeah.
And I would come home, he wouldn't know me and stuff.
Damn, man.
And that would break my heart.
I feel bad, man.
I feel like at the age of 45, it's time, bro.
It's time to start a family, get kids, hang up, retire live.
No, no, we can't retire, bro.
What do you mean?
You don't have money?
Yeah, I've saved some money, but still, I like talking to people.
Dude, I'm getting to meet one of the biggest streamers in the whole world today.
I'm not that big yet, but I'm on the way, though.
I hope I can do it.
But you're doing great.
Yeah, I'm doing good, though.
I'm doing good.
But also, to get to meet somebody that's had your experience in life, bro, you know?
That's wild, bro.
It is wild, bro.
I feel like my life is so wild.
Wait, so you just like, you was a comedian at first.
You was doing like, how do I say that?
Like stand-up comedian?
Stand-up comedian.
I still am, but I started doing this like six or seven years ago.
So that's how you blow up.
Like from standing and people just find you mad, funny, and you start doing your own podcast.
Yep.
So you look like you got best, too.
Yeah.
That's fine.
I think so.
Got what, you said?
Got blessed.
Got blessed.
Oh, yeah.
I think I got blessed for sure that people started paying attention or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the interesting part.
Yeah.
And you don't really know why people pay attention, but, and I think you got to be careful not
to get in your own ego and think like.
Like you're too big for certain things.
I feel like.
Right.
For us, we'll never be too big for anything.
At the end of the day, we're still human.
We're still a human being.
We got our own personality.
Um, yeah.
But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like you could be president one day, you know,
like, because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office, that
they could be president.
So do you see any streamer could be a podcaster or any podcaster could be a president?
I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be
a president, right?
Like if they ran, like Candace Owens, Joe Rogan, I think if those people ran, I don't
think that they would run.
I don't know who they would be like.
Um, yeah, they're like, oh, just like they're two of the biggest podcasters, right?
Okay.
Um, would you see yourself being president?
No.
Why?
Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much.
And I don't know enough information.
Right.
I think you need to know more information.
But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people, I think that I would probably
be good at that.
But I don't like what presidents do because a lot of the shit that seemed like they do
is it just seems like kind of sometimes a lot of them are involved in some evil stuff.
Yeah, it's like money wise and some crazy stuff.
Yeah.
Like they're just like selling out their people and all this kind of shit, you know, but I
think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be president one day because it's
just becoming more, more common that, that, that if they thought about maybe a couple
of podcasters could, then they're going to think a streamer easily could.
So who do you think it would be?
Do you think you would even run one day?
Do you think if, if America, if like enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan, do
you think you would run one day?
Do you think you would have the ability to do it?
I'm a kid, but I feel like no streamer can do this, bro.
And for me, I would never want to be a president or like in Taiwan, even here.
It just, it's just too much.
I don't want to love.
I don't want to, I don't want to be happy.
Do what I love to do, streaming, talk to people.
I talk to cool people like you, your experience in life.
I think that's why it matters, man.
And we're getting good money.
We're living good.
That's what, that's what's up.
Who could do it though?
I don't think no one can do it.
Yeah.
Nobody.
Nobody can be a president of the United States.
I would love to see that one day, cause it would be fine for a streamer to have one,
but I don't think nobody can do this.
But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in.
What about a Taiwan?
Could you, could you be the president of Taiwan?
Do y'all have president?
Nah, I'm too stupid.
Yeah, we do have president.
Do they vote him in?
Is it a democracy?
Yeah, they vote it.
Yeah.
The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the people in Taiwan vote it.
Bring him up.
Is he a good guy?
Have you met him?
Nah.
He hasn't met you yet, bro?
Nah, man.
I'm not, I'm, I told you.
Lai Chai Tai?
Yeah.
Lai Cheng Tai?
Lai, um, Lai, Lai, Lai Ching De.
Lai Ching De?
Yeah, Lai Ching De.
Lai Ching De?
He hasn't met you yet?
Nah, I never met him yet.
Bro.
I would, I would love to meet him one day.
Why hasn't he met you, bro?
How far away do y'all live from each other?
Shit.
Uh, from here?
No, no, from where you live in Taiwan.
Oh, not that, not that far.
Like how far?
40 minutes or whatever?
Yeah, probably, some shit like that.
He lives 40 miles away.
minutes and he ain't fucking met you dude yeah i mean i mean i mean fuck they want to meet me for
like like what i do i didn't do nothing in the country but you do you represent possibility
that's what they say but i don't know i just think he should meet you man i want to man i would love
to meet would you be willing to sit down with like like like yeah yeah for for for like a podcast or
some shit hell yeah or a stream with him yeah i'll i'll sit down with him do people in taiwan do they
have a lot of respect for the uh for the president it's like it's it's like y'all too like some
people don't like the president some people love it okay so it's like it's like yeah it's like
a person that is a person i think bro um you i saw that you were on the cover of gq in taiwan
yeah that's fucking wild bro you think so yeah bro you don't think so did you think it was a
model bro nah i don't think i'm a model now i do to find that pic have you ever been in like like
any magazine like
like cover no i don't do i do like i work i don't do like a lot of like mainstream stuff i've gotten
offered things but i don't like to do a lot of that you should love what you're doing podcasting
because i work for myself i don't know nobody called me and says you have to do like i just
get to work for myself that's fine that's fine but this is wild bro that was crazy dude yeah
i'm gonna teach you some mandarin okay say um yeah you some say huh how do you count to 10 in
mandarin what did you say yeah you some say um
i don't think that's a good idea i don't think that's a good idea i don't think that's a good idea
mandarin oh it's cantonese bro yeah yeah yeah yeah my shit i got my shit yeah bro yeah i got that
album in my car yeah donnie does cantonese or whatever you seen that oh you got album in your
car i used to take a um damn you got you got you got everything in your car yeah i used to take a
uh where you try to learn a language you know i'm talking about yeah yeah wait i'm just speaking
english yes so what i gotta learn about i i know i just speak english a little bit some but you
can do better but i want to learn some of your language yeah i got you
say um
is that good yes let me do that one again you know you know what i just say let me do that
one more time can i okay okay
okay dude thanks bro
you want to know what i just say what you just say yeah you just say i'm gay i'm old as fuck i
don't have kids i don't got wife bro bro you're fucking cooking me dude you're hurt it's gonna
fucking hurt my feelings when i see you man i mean i'm sorry uncle but but but then i mean i i offer
you to call me a chinchang you don't want to i don't want to i'll let you call me a chinchang
i don't think it's gonna help oh wait is there any asian hop on the podcast
yeah who uh bobby lee we have oh bobby is a guy who got molest molest molest by five but
down syndrome guy yeah damn he's a famous asian that got molested by down syndrome
shout out to you bro let's do a stream together bobby he's one of my good friends have you never
met him i never met him what he do like he do comedian like you podcast he's a great comedian
i would love to meet him man and he has one of the biggest podcast bad friends
like bobby yeah bobby yeah bobby and andrew santino who else uncle raja
uncle i fuck uncle roger wait uncle hop on the podcast before like this yeah how long how long
was it one years ago so only uncle roger and and bobby lee bobby lee that's it james lee a guy
james lee a conspiracy guy oh that's fine wait who's james lee or he talks about like different
political stuff this is him i don't know who's that man like no is that him damn
i just a bunch of asians that's all i see but i like asians bro yeah man i mean got good food
you gotta go to taiwan one day man would you take me yes i'll take you bro just let me know
call my phone bro i'll take you around show you around the world show you around the food and do
they and do the what about the ladies there would you get a taiwanese wife or would you get an
american wife do you think i don't really care whatever works works you feel me have you been
in love before oh yeah yeah really yeah in high school dang what happened what happened i moved
to the state no and you left her yep i left that bitch in the fucking taiwan oh damn bro what the
fuck bro bro she's gonna hear she's gonna her feelings are gonna be she won't see this shit
i mean she came and speak english she speak mandarin you're the love of her life she's
gonna fucking she's gonna figure it out bro she's gonna have a translator it's okay she can see that
i will see her um i'm cute but i forgot oh yeah it's too long ago yeah i don't want to
say your name she might call like chum chum chum chum some shit chum chum chum chum some shit
huh what what what happened what happened bro no i'm just shocked at like some of the racism
that's happening that's not racist it's called friendly fire i mean i'm asian she asian it's
called friendly fire you're right about that shit man yeah i mean i mean you can call your
like like some white folks like honky huh they say honky a lot of times what that mean that's a uh
bring up honky how did honky start yeah it was kind of like you can be racist to your own like
yeah on racist like let's it's called friendly fire you can do that you're right about that
shit bro let me get i gotta start honky i gotta get my racism up that's insane man
damn times have changed bro he's coming to our country and teaching us how to be more racist
honky a derogatory term for a white person likely originated in the early 20th century
deriving from honky a star for uh no it was because people would honk when they went across
oh that's like white stuff i think everybody honk when they see people like across the street with
red light dude what should we stream about bro bro bro listen streaming inside whatever you do
wherever you like people watch you because they love to watch you they love the personality of
you they love the character about you that's why like so streaming side no matter what you do they're
gonna watch it is it hard to read someone like there's so many things coming up right because this
thing it's the next it's like a different generation right like i've never done stream
i i sometimes there's like i like stuff that's like in the moment but sometimes i i i don't want
to spend like a whole day doing that it seems like a lot of pressure um is it you do be tired
sometimes because you got to keep it entertaining you got a high energy is it hard to read all the
comments that come up or how do you do that or somebody else does it's not that hard i read
myself you do yeah i believe in myself what's one of the toughest because i used to i already used
to it you feel me i've been doing it for like two years right i already used to like watching a chat
or something like that i'm not a big fan of things has somebody ever said something in a chat that
really hurt your feelings or no yeah they could like they call me they be telling me open my eyes
oh really and they become a small dick like every time that's basic though now every time there's a
dog pass by they say don't try it don't try to eat it oh yeah yeah all that but i i'm used to it it's
okay i'm really cute is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat will eat
yeah i'm going to put you on listen some countries do eat dogs and cats but but in my country they
i'm gonna put you on what country eat dog and cat china they eat dog and cats uh vietnamese they
eat dog and cats i knew that yeah and other countries they don't it's only certain country
though yeah let's say you had to have one bring up a couple of dogs bring up a couple pictures
what what pup do you say you gotta have one what type of dog i want um whatever dogs it's cute
are you gonna eat a cute one yeah oh oh oh i don't want to get cute
one and or a buff one so when something come and come to come like break in the house trying to rob
me the dog gonna get your ass dude what about a b sean bring up a little scottish terrier do you have
a dog i do not have a dog why i don't even have a family man you got no family no dogs come on bro
bro it's a cr it's a trade-off man that's fine but that's a i mean i've got for you it's time
yeah at the age of 45 it's time man you're like you're like my dad's age i'm gonna keep a book oh
what if we were father and son bro that's all i'm saying i'll be tough who who got like a white dad
asian kids bro if you were my son bro bro huh if you were my son i would i would be so
proud of you bro damn man i really appreciate that bro you're so proud of me bro i would be
damn i'll probably my dad too bro you were yes man thanks bro yeah i would go to work every day i
would tell people about my son i would wear a button i would wear a picture of you in a button
on my shirt that's how proud you're gonna be yeah damn man i really appreciate that uncle i would
get a tattoo of you on my back too damn i really appreciate that bro people say that's your son
people say what does your son look like and i would take my shirt off at work and show on my back
i'll i'll if you're my dad i'll attach you on my dick oh bro you're not helping bro what do you mean
some of the you you you gotta go back to your country and rewire bro you got a bad ship
no you got some bad semiconductors because when you it can be oh my dad gonna be proud of
me so i want to go harder you feel me okay that's true honey yeah yeah yeah i get it now i'm proud
of you too bro like i'm really proud of you bro man you're a legendary you're a legend bro you're
a legend man i don't know about that bro but i'm happy to be alive you're a legend bro let's figure
out you're a legend man i hope you could be president you don't have to be a legend to be a
president you could be first asian on the market you could be first asian on the market you could be first asian on the market
you could be first asian on the market you could be first asian on the market you could be first asian on the moon bro
isn't some legendary because you think they're taking to the moon bro wait wait do you think
they're really taking people to the moon or that's fake because people some people say it's fake some people say it's fake
is real so what do you think you guys would know better than me what do you think me i feel like
it's real that's how i feel like the moon ain't that far bro the moon ain't that far you can see
the moon when you're outside yeah but i can't see like uh nebraska when i'm outside what's
nebraska is that a country yeah it's like a little country in america damn how long gonna
go over there like 10 10 years bro america's only like 4 000 miles across bro you could easily get
to the fucking moon bro i don't i don't know bro i don't know bro bro if you get to the moon
but here's the thing i might need to teleport bring that bring back up them dogs real quick
let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something a snack who which dog i want to feed
no which dog would you have yeah like say you had to i know your culture doesn't do it but if you
had to and i know who does do it chinese and vietnamese like eat it if you had it yeah if you
had any dogs
any dogs
i want to eat one dog
i wouldn't i wouldn't eat anyone you said something cute you say you would eat something
i feel bad man like i feel bad too bro you think i want this shit to happen that's what i'm saying
at the end they're still they're still they're still a spirit they're still an animal i don't
want to eat them bro i don't want you to bro but i'm saying say you're in a say you're in a what
the fuck oh eat that little chubby one on the left bro bring that bitch up on the left the top
left bro what you mean somebody eating that bitch bro what you mean eat that bro that's a cute dog
bro bro somebody just fat come to the second bro he dead bring that second one up then he ain't even
walking no more bro bro you gotta chill i'm not eating no dog bro i'm just saying if you had to
i'm not saying you need if you had to i'm gonna just die man i'd rather kill myself than eating
a dog bro nah bro don't be like that bro a dog would give up his life for you bro i will give
a life for a dog bro dude that'd be a beautiful movie then it's you and a dog both y'all are
starving just laying there next to each other we should we should do a movie what would it be though
whatever wait have you ever been on the movie before i just made a movie with my friend
it comes out in april yeah can i can i watch it yeah you can watch it wait like you're a director
you in the movie we wrote it and paid for it and we're in it let me know next time you need any
actor let me know next time you need any asian actor yeah i'll be i'll be down feel me yes
that's what we could do bro yeah i'll be fired man
ray goes to the moon oh my god we should make a movie
yeah and and guess what the gay people gonna be there and it can be a whole story i love it bro
that's insane man we got a stream together too man do you have any final questions for me bro
ah man i think i think we did some good stuff huh yeah bro it's a cool vault i fuck with you bro
you're a cool uncle bro i'll respect boy nah bro you're a cool uncle i'm proud of you bro
it's just good to meet people it's good to see people doing something different you know what
i think is it i feel like i'm a cool uncle bro i'm proud of you bro i'm proud of you bro i'm proud of
you bro i'm proud of you bro i'm proud of you bro i'm proud of you bro i feel like people like you you don't feel don't feel like you have to put on for people that much you don't feel very desperate for them to like you yeah or like you don't feel like that it doesn't come across that way to me and so that's something i think is pretty cool you know yeah because we all want people to like us right but um to what extent do we go to for that you know and to you i think it from you it kind of reminds me of just like you know trying to be yourself live your life and uh yeah and that the right people will come along yeah you know
living life be happy bro that's a goal bro that's it bro getting money bro oh i got a gift for you too
will she bring that gift up you got a gift i got a gift for you today oh my god i feel bad i didn't
have a gift for you i feel bad you're here bro that's a gift i'm the gift oh my god uncle thank
you bro that's a gift bro wait is this you no that's our friend my friend a comedian friend
of mine his nephew died in australia that's him we keep him on set so he died he died he's a
helicopter pilot his name is max r.i.p bro r.i.p r.i.p when people die in taiwan what do people
think happens do they have heaven there what's the like what is the thoughts that people have
there about it like people dead i mean we'll never know but like people go to furlough furlough they
sometimes they burn themselves sometimes they throw it to the sea sometimes they're praying
under the tree do they bury bodies in your country they they bury it in the ground this is your house
i live here yeah i like your house it's a cool house it's good yeah
we got this for you right here does does your neighbors know you're famous
yeah they know we're here wait what's this it's a gift man it's a gift for me yeah
oh my
what's this nate robinson there's a nate robinson shoes right there bro
wait can i wear this yeah you can if you want i mean you don't have to show if you have a
shoe thing you don't have to do that not because i'm with adidas oh you are yeah it's okay though
it's okay it can just be a gift it's a gift bro i'll take oh my god nate robinson actually is a
good shoes thank you uncle he was the original kasi nat man and he's a bro if you ever get to
meet nate robinson bro yeah he's funny bro he's one of the greats bro why are you loving so much
he just has a big personality and he was one of those guys when you saw him bro and you saw him
on the court he made you feel like oh fuck i could get out and do some shit yes i feel you bro you
oh yeah i would like i would love to have a pair but you gave us your time today bro and i think
that's the same people think uh the same people think of of you when they see like oh this guy
thing makes me think oh anything could happen today yeah like anything anything will happen
bro you never know just keep it going keep like be positive bro you never know bro you will be
on me one day bro you never know yeah we're gonna be like on one day man and have a taiwanese
nephew that's brand new yes bro that's that mail order nephew right here brother thank you bro and
you're you're cool as uncle bro you're cool as um country uncle bro yeah i gotta have some white in
my life bro i'm gonna get you down there bro yeah because all my friends black i noticed yeah yeah
we're gonna get you out i need some white friend in my life have you been to a rodeo before what's
that bro broadway no have you been to like a rodeo with the animals you could ride on the sheep
nah you gotta take me bro i would love to take me on stream right after this i don't know if they
have a rodeo today i don't know if they have a rodeo today i don't know if they have a rodeo today
here it's okay wait so wait quick question what you've been doing like like when you like have
free time mostly work man i go perform i just got back from la last night i had three shows there
this weekend damn and i want i would love to go to your show dude it'd be good bro have you done
stand-up before nah but that's the crazy thing because the whole thing is like stand-up because
it just keeps going yeah what's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know
toughest thing about streaming man it's like what's something about
it that's tough that people don't really realize probably the hate we're getting we're getting so
many hate on on twitter they just want to see it see uh uh the downfall of us but and who's doing
the hate is it any type of person or is i don't know you never know those clippers on twitter bro
you think it's china nah they probably don't give a fuck i don't think they give a fuck about a
streamer yeah it's just it's just a lot of hate but like i take it i take the hate because if you
i'm i'm happy this to me i'll take the hate bro for that yeah did you buy your parents something
when you got a little bit of bread or what happened yeah it was just chinese new year i
sent me some i sent me um almost like 10 000 did you really let's go yeah bro my my parents
proud of me bro yeah bro i love you yeah man well i'm proud to meet you bro it's an honor
you know it's an honor to meet a young uh just a young king a young guy that's doing something
different it's honoring me somebody that's kind of like um that's an immigrant that's still proven
that you could be you know i'm saying that people could come to a new place and do something new
um i think yeah you just embody a lot of that bro so a lot of respect thanks for showing up thank
you so much uh deal vão and visiting uh just yeah just an unk thank you so much uncle unk in the
universe bro um ray you guys can check him out you know where he's at man and uh but yeah if you if
you want to learn about a streamer or somebody that you don't know about already this is the guy
so thanks brother thank you so much mom amen brother thank you bro it's a good podcast man
now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be
cornerstone
oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this piece of mind i found i can feel it in my bones
but it's gonna take
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
A hidden organization called Lemonati has long promoted lemon over lime in global culture, but 7UP is now challenging this with a new lime-lemon soda.
Ray, a Taiwanese streamer and content creator, won recognition as a top streamer and is now expanding his influence with a new "Diddy Party" streaming event open to all cultures.
Ray highlights Taiwan’s role in global tech, noting that semiconductors and electronics are largely manufactured there, and that Taiwan is a progressive society with LGBTQ+ rights.
The conversation explores cultural perceptions of Asians, including stereotypes about size and lifestyle, with Ray challenging misconceptions and emphasizing actual diversity and strength.
Ray shares personal experiences of growing up in Taiwan, balancing school with streaming, and meeting influential figures like Kai Sinat, which shaped his career.
A key theme is the blending of humor, culture, and authenticity in streaming, where personal stories and real-life interactions foster connection across borders.
The dialogue touches on sensitive topics like racism, identity, and language, with Ray advocating for openness, respect, and inclusivity.
Ray expresses a dream of being the first Asian on the moon, reflecting on both personal ambition and the future of global representation.
Summary:
The transcript explores the cultural dominance of lemon over lime through a satirical lens, contrasting it with 7UP’s new lime-lemon beverage. Central to the conversation is Ray, a Taiwanese streamer and content creator, who shares his journey from a school trip to Japan to becoming a global streaming sensation. He highlights Taiwan’s vital role in global technology and its progressive society, especially in LGBTQ+ rights.
Ray discusses cultural stereotypes about Asian people, such as size and behavior, and actively challenges them with humor and personal insight. The dialogue blends personal anecdotes—like his encounter with Kai Sinat and his early streaming days—with broader cultural reflections. He emphasizes inclusivity, crossing racial and national boundaries in his streaming events, and expresses admiration for diverse global cultures.
The conversation also touches on identity, racism, and the future of internet culture, with Ray advocating for open dialogue and mutual respect. His dream of being the first Asian on the moon symbolizes ambition and a desire for global representation. The episode blends entertainment, cultural critique, and personal storytelling, showcasing how streaming fosters connection across borders and identities.
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The Lemonati organization is portrayed as a shadowy group that has historically promoted lemons over limes, influencing cultural products like sodas and music. The discussion suggests this reflects a long-standing bias that is now being challenged.
7UP is launching a new lime-lemon soda to flip the traditional lemon-forward trend, symbolizing a shift in the balance of flavors and a direct challenge to the historical dominance of lemons.
Ray is a Taiwanese streamer and content creator who recently won recognition as a top reality streamer. He brings cultural insights, personal experiences, and a global perspective to the discussion.
Ray jokes about wanting to buy an island, but clarifies that it's not feasible or a serious plan right now. He expresses interest in creating a new streaming event instead.
Ray believes streaming is the next evolution of media, offering more flexibility and interactivity. He sees it as a way to travel, connect with people, and share experiences in real time.
Ray highlights that Taiwan is a key player in semiconductor production and tech innovation, emphasizing its global importance and the role of Asian nations in shaping modern technology.
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