#580 - Frank For Mayor!

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something we do have the no no no no no no the dates are on sale now well no not until later in the day five hours five hours yeah whatever yeah see i'm fucking right today as of uh not recording as of the release public release public public release of this episode if you're seeing this on patreon as one of our loyal patrons joey do the patreon patreon salute that you were practicing in the mirror before is that what you see he could have yeah see he could have done a real he's up yeah oh that's not a p yeah that looked like a little flag p you gotta curve your like i can't curve you by the way at the end of shows you do this and it drives me up a fucking way you do this yes you don't see all the people doing it back first of all no one does this what are you old first of all yeah that's what we are old that's a heart that's a better heart than you're throwing up like illuminati signs here brother you do this at the end of shows yeah of course he'll be walking off the stage and he'll go that's not even right wow did it wrong what i whatever it feels very anime sure i don't know if that's not anime is like this one they like this one and it's my favorite oh yeah they go like this dude i love the tiny heart it's a tiny little heart wait what look you see how it's a heart instead of doing this you would do this and i love it it's so no i see two fingers right oh come on that was look with an imagination first of all i have way more of an imagination than you not right now because i can't see a heart in your fucking greasy ass fingers by the way wash your hands greasy look at them wash your hands what's wrong with my hands if they're not greasy shove them all in your mouth right now yeah look at that i fucking got them to do it i don't care you can get anyone to do anything if you have enough power like i do see that's the problem that's the problem that's crazy yes who are you quoting there by the way aunt prisco no damn it quoting him uh so no jokes aside we'll get back to the jokes um you see how he like snapped into being like a news anchor jokes aside we'll get back to the jokes the tickets as if you are watching this on youtube youtube on monday november 9th at 12 p.m eastern time aka noon the tickets are on sale pre-sale so use the code basement go to thebasemanyard.com go to thebasemanyard.com click on some links you they'll be like give us your code idiot and you just type in basement it could be caps it could be lowercase it could be upy downy cases just type in basement frank but here are the shows that are being included in this round if there's other shows that you want to try to come to and maybe their tickets available those are already there you can go and check those out but here are the shows that the tickets are available on monday november 9th today at 12 p.m eastern march 14th the third chicago illinois show at the chicago theater april 8th cleveland oh i'm gonna take over uh nashville tennessee on april 9th boston we're coming back uh to fenway may 15th well not at fenway but at the mgm music hall at fenway technically come on uh may 15th in boston then seattle washington may 20th portland oregon may 21st may 23rd denver colorado june 5th and 6th in montreal and june 12th we're gonna end the tour in new york not gonna say where just working on announcement for that but we can tell you where it's not going to be it's not going to be in a random alleyway that's fair right so they can rule out so many places where it could be because like what if they're like oh they're gonna do a gimmick show where they set up a stage in like a random alleyway no one thinks that you never know or shut down a city block do a block party are you a block party guy did you have them growing up i went to my friend's block parties it wasn't on my block i didn't have a cool enough block i remember one day your block sucks there's always there's always construction i didn't need that i remember one time my aunt and uncle threw a block party in long island city and ktu went there to talk to them and i remember the radio station yes and i remember turning on ktu and they were just like yeah and that was it i was like this is kind of disappointing the first time i was ever on tv was when i was in long island city i i accidentally showed up on an episode of uh flea market flip yes that's right and this is before flea markets and thrifting was like what it is today so you were you were you were committed to the game yeah i just like went for a run and then i was there and they're like hey can we try and sell you this arm wall and i was like i don't want it but you didn't say yeah i'll be on your show they just recorded you or well to be fair they recorded me and then afterwards try like we're like oh can you sign this it's a it's a release form we're filming a show and i was like oh okay damn that's kind of fucked up because all that racist stuff that you said they left in the episode people have seen it so it wasn't that bad the racist stuff that you said i didn't say racist stuff frank triple triple down yeah you saw that i'm in a playful fun mood today well then i have something you can tell by the duck sweater you like it mallard dude i am all in on ducks i fuck with a mallard hard brother i fuck with the gradient the color gradient is so fucking sick a green head look oh yeah i love that look at that fucking beautiful mallards know how to dress like this is like a good like this is a put together he is a cunty little bitch and i'm kind of fucking here for the servant slay you know it's fire it's like you took a peacock's head and you're like i'm gonna use that well like i i don't like i think like to have the confidence to be like sometimes blue sometimes green who gives a fuck i'm gonna why do you do that hey i just love that they do that and also they have like the white band i'm just i'm into merch right now like i'm into merch right now that is uh with animals and animal prints i've worn some some ducks i've worn some some dogs i have one that i think is like a squirrel a hot dog what about a dog he's not an animal though it was at one point hopefully you know i mean it's a mixture of probably a lot of a lot of parts of a lot of animals feet yeah uh but mallard mallard is a fucking i love him that's not what i meant to say yeah you fuck them no i didn't fuck one uh but i do like them a lot i like how they shine low-key pigeons have that little shiny they do but pigeons i see them and i'm like this is a fallen angel like the pigeons should be a lot cooler but like we just know them as like rats with wings in in america in new york yeah yeah the gray of it all is not great there's something regal about a mallard and it only feels it feels at its best when it's like fall and autumn and you see them flying across like yeah like the backdrop is like just like fall leaves and shit like also a swan yeah what was that floating around like this well like yeah they're a little pretentious they're a little pretentious i don't know why they're the loved ones i guess it's because they make hearts the guy they got good they got good neck make this uh see that look my finger fits right in the middle of that you see that now you see it yes so like that brother i'll tell you this i mean i don't know if you remember the story ant might not have been here for it but a lot bigger and more aggressive in person than you would think swans bro when we were in london i went to uh whatever that park is called i forget what it was bro we were there together and when we walked back from uh like the royal palace and big ben and we walked in there's ducks everywhere yeah not i know they were swans and ducks yeah swans and ducks yeah and they're i like their feet they're big flat fucks they do they walk like that jojo jojo siwa dance that she did that yeah you know what i'm talking about i like their feet a lot i just i don't like their ankles though i don't like like how strong they look up close like i like when they're at a distance uh like within 10 to 15 feet i don't fuck with a swan i don't mind them i just don't want them flapping at me like when when birds like accidentally fly into you and they flap a lot i don't like i don't mind i hate a hiss hiss just shouldn't come out of birds i kind of like it you like a bird hiss i mean i'm bigger on the honk the honk but like this fucking this this son of a bitch that i almost fist fought like was like hissing at me a swan yeah you don't remember that story i mean dude you're getting too close bro it was like where becca and i this was like early on into my basement yard the co-hosting days which you refer to as the uh dark days um it was like i thought that joke was gonna land a little bit better it's like so bad it's like so bad um but like there was one in front but just like walking around and it couldn't find the water and we lived on the water you remember that apartment that we had it was looking for the water it couldn't find it so i was trying to like guide it and this son of a bitch was like trying to fucking square up with me so like i like you had to get big i had to get i had to square up with a swan well how'd you know i was looking for the water how do you know i wasn't looking for like a little worm because it was looking like it looked lost and confused were you wearing that sweater no i was probably just wearing like shorts and a t-shirt because i feel like that would confuse a duck i mean there's no way ducks could see this and they just go yeah yeah you know they're not doing i don't know what he's thinking here yeah uh but did you pick it up brother can you bigger than i realized like this thing was eye to eye with me they're all feathered though and no bite i mean they're mostly beak do they have teeth they probably have like little bastard teeth i've seen i've seen pictures of them with teeth but i don't know if it's like fake what do they say they can stand three meters to 17 meters meters now what am i seven does that say 17 1.7 you can do 1.7 i can't see guys i don't know the feet no meter meter is crazy like what am i three meters is like a meter is like three feet i'm not thomas edison dude their wingspan could be 10 feet yeah they're big dude i'm telling you brother when i was close up with this thing becca has a video of it i'll try to find it and post it but like look at them oh yeah man yeah dude are they i mean that one looks do they have a spine i mean could i hurt it i don't want to hurt it i do what it's the like amount of which you could hurt an animal is the intensity or i i just you know how like of their spine you ever see how like uh people pick up like puppies and kittens and by their neck and just like oh you can pick them up well apparently that's like a uh like a natural thing it is because they carry them they're like they're like offspring like that's how the yeah that's how the actual mom like carries the babies or whatever but i didn't know if you could do that with a with a fucking swan you just like fucking i mean where do you when you get the base of its neck and then you gotta get basically that's like you're biting its lower back well you gotta get under it you gotta get under its fucking butt i love when people hold chickens and they go like this and the head just stays all right here we go real fun game rank these animal shits goose bird dog cat ranking them in terms of their stink it's it's just just my ranking you interpret just so like a general yeah ranking of do you have a favorite animal shit um what time of year i'm least afraid of goose shit because like we played football and baseball and there was goose shit everywhere i also it looks like um like you know when people drill into the ground when they do like uh like ground aeration and stuff like that yeah it does so it's like i'm kind of like i'm like fine with goose shit i'm not as but like uh i probably so goose shit is my number one okay i'm going bird shit just because as a purely it like they're the lowest chances that it is going to affect me to to the point where like we've said that if you do get shit on by a bird it's good luck it's good luck i mean also to answer your question spring i don't know what that got me um i would say spring or fall yeah yeah summer's two and and then winter shit isn't shit anymore it becomes it's rocks it's a rock i know yeah so catch it stinks dude it's bad catch it is bad cat piss cat piss is the worst piss ever yes it is i would let like so rank pisses rank animal piss yeah i mean i guess the birds the worst piss between human cat dog elephant oh i don't know about i don't know elephant piss i could be into it though crazy elephant shit is crazy bro you ever see the elephant take a dump yes we recently he's giving birth never mind we recently we recently talked about deer shit deer shit's crazy because it just looks like their butt is just spitting out papaya seeds it looks like they're creating whoppers it does yeah like so i i i'm cool with deer shit i'm mad cool with deer shit i'm like yo rhino shit we're getting crazy now whoa they're going crazy because not only are they like shitting they're going crazy because not only are they like shitting they're like shitting yeah you're slapping it around yeah mad unnecessary all right all right all right all right let's go back we're getting we're getting way we're getting too off topic here let's go back to talking about ranking piss human cat dog cat last cat last just because of the scent i hate it yeah uh i mean i honestly probably human piss number one yeah i'm probably do a good pit i'm cooler with human piss than i am dog piss dogs are like you know well i feel like dog piss is as close to being nuclear as like piss could be like i see it and i'm just like that that is an isotope when you use these words what do you mean by them you know what i mean all right i uh i think cat piss is diabolical i think that it's probably not good for the environment but uh but a dog piss can like really knock a lawn down i mean a dog piss could fuck up a lawn a dog shit is too close to human shit yeah and like you're stepping in dog shit it ruins your whole day really don't want to step too far off topic so i'll keep it in the realm but like do rhinos piss now we have to look up a video of rhinos piss they must right you must immediately google because here's the thing a rhino pissing they shit like they haven't shit in for and not this is their first time well they probably don't shit that much because they shit a lot rhinos bro they're herbivores aren't they yeah but they they take it dubs i mean i know they take them yeah but like they're they're it's like it's like sloths don't sloth shit like once every two weeks or some shit like that sloths are the slow ones the ones that are like yeah yeah i love those guys i know look up so they have chlamydia do i have to look that's that's koalas ah koalas got the the the chlamydia yeah do i have to look up if rhinos piss yes you do just look up if and then if it's yes then we then we this doesn't need to be on screen josh yeah it's fine do rhinos no no no stop stop stop stop typing the thing that pops up is do rhinos pee backwards what could that even mean oh that's a good question don't why do you click on it it says yes rhinos do pee backwards and i'm not even gonna look what the fuck does that mean how do you pee in a direction well so like if my pee hole is pointed they could pee that way so like they piss like a lady we're talking about diarrhea now what are you talking about no like rhinos like if i'm facing this way me peeing backwards means i could pee that way so they piss on a parallel not not perpendicular so the angle of their piss is is is parallel to the it would still be oh so if they're facing this way the pee is going that way yeah the face is back okay but like a cat do cats do that if we were not getting nominated for any podcast awards this is just wait so if they're facing this way they're peeing backwards you want to just what if they're in australia do you want to watch great boy i would like to see him please pull up the most viewed video of rhinos pissing facebook oh okay yeah no she's a she's i mean he's letting it rip yeah you know that that honestly a rhino peeing is kind of crazy we obviously can't yeah don't put that on but it's peeing backwards can you look up um what is the caption rocket propulsion what is this can you um now can you look up sloths crapping to answer your question rhinos do pee no we know yeah yeah i think we know that we know that now except for birds they like mix it in like a weird like gross cocktail why do sloths really poop on the ground i mean come on i want to see a video please whoa they leave the safety of the tree canopy only once a week to go to the bathroom yeah i know that i knew that oh so only once a week bro if i did that forget i'd explode like if i couldn't if i couldn't go to the bathroom for a week i mean i think that that it's it's like their body is made to do that obviously obviously that's the case like yours is made to crap itself anytime you take a bite of anything with you know uh paprika in it hello hi yeah no i'm making a comparison oh that scared me i wasn't looking what are you doing i don't see any videos of sloths crapping let's just they don't bad use once a week bullshit bullshit i mean nothing happens unless we have video evidence of it happening i've been getting a lot of gorilla gorilla a bit that's a tough really gonna you got hurt my hand on this microphone beat by that one i have been getting a lot of gorilla videos on my feed lately yeah of them just you know would you ever do that like a trek probably not and i'll tell you why they because they go like that i know and i've learned that they they have like air sacks underneath their chest so when they do that it sounds like oh that's what that is that's what that is so like that sound i thought it was a cupping of their hands it probably is a little bit of both so like look up gorilla sacks wait wait wait do gorillas have air sacks yeah yeah yeah right they have an air sack connected to their voice box huge huge day for me so big air sacks so that's why they'll go like they'll go like oh and they're kind of like and they're kind of like hopping their shit yeah and then they're they're like yeah i saw one where this guy was just going real slow and there's this fucking white lady over here and she's got her camera out and then he just like was fucking with her and he's like like and she almost shit her pants yeah they're like don't move like they wouldn't you brother i can't even my my butt would open up and everything that i've ever known will fall out oh okay all right i didn't know where you were going with that one yeah i imagine that would be quite quite the shock and the scare it'd be so cool though to see them i'm getting different videos i i got a video of a diagram of what would happen if a gorilla was sent at mach one through a porta potty i i love why do i love i love that you like that's your contribution pink panther is here coach and spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together and they want you to be part of it grab your friends and head to the tabby tour hitting cities around the country with live performance from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom playlists on spotify but just for you based on who you are and how you listen live your story with coach learn more at coach.com into this episode right now what does that even mean though it was like a diagram we've all seen those where people do like mods of grand theft auto and they're like if this bus tried to jump a canyon at the earth's gravity at the moon's gravity at the sun's gravity we've all seen those and we've all watched them a lot i'll tell you what it'll go right through you right to the porta potty yeah it's mach three i don't even know what mach one is mach one is sound speed is it no careful careful do you want to know what happened what happened what are you talking about on last episode who do we owe money to hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on because you're doing a lot of chin scratching i'll tell you right now if it's that motherfucker chris daughtry i'm gonna fist fight him no he didn't it was daughtry chris daughtry got me yeah i got you yo you son of a bitch what did i say well you dressed like him you you appropriated his culture you sung uh not over you for 20 seconds and they got stop it's crazy stop and that's what he got me yeah and it flagged the episode i had to take action chris what do you say what was the action uh they're taking the monetization of the video what the fuck chris we gotta be careful because can't our channel get like deleted no no no you just pay them no you gotta do a lot to for that to happen i mean we have a youtube manager we're fine yeah yeah not enough to beat uh chris daughtry though no he took our he took ours that's crazy yo i'm gonna tell you right now i bet you we could get that reverse chris chris daughtry mr mr d first of all what the fuck what else do you need you you're like a platinum selling artist you need to you need to ring the fucking basement yard dry well let's be fair second of all joey will fuck you up you're like a platinum selling artist you need to you need to ring the fucking basement yard dry well let's be fair second of all joey will fuck you up you're like a platinum selling artist you need to you need to ring the fucking basement fucking fist fight you and fuck you up not signing up for that at all mr we'll fist fight you and fuck you up if you need me to i'll try i don't want to watch that um and be like watching a rhino crap do you mind it's hard to look away do you mind getting that yeah that's kind of crazy wait does that mean that i'm such a good singer that they were like oh it's probably the song well we also kind of we also like fake sung like minion in minionese saying i want it that way by boys yep and they were just like hey that's ours that's a backstreet boys dance for you you were also dressed up as him kind of i had i had bracelets on you were you were dressed up as chris dodger he doesn't dress like that just his wrists his wrists are my guy he has those like pirate cut off sleep oh he does do that yeah that's true look up can you once again please google chris daughtry just so we could see his wardrobe he's got the bracelets i know i'm not even talking about the bracelets it's just like he's got the bracelets i know he's got the bracelets it's the shirts those like cloth pirate shirts god this motherfucker yeah dude he does dress like a vampire who like plays in a rock and roll oh my god i'm so pissed at him now it's not his fault he had two it's the label frank it's the system it's it's systemic it's more fun to blame him it is i think i would i would like to blame him i'll blame him as well i mean also so we get chris daughtry on the episode and he agrees to fight joey i think that's a win for us how about he comes over and he smashes a guitar over your head i do one of those oh okay i do one of those oh well problem solved well i mean now now we need to have beef with chris daughtry no we don't yes we do we never beefed with the backstreet boys did we we're fucking beefing with them now oh well they want more money we're not that guy that manager of yours that took all that fucking money we're the basement perlman we're not ron perlman is that his name r.i.p. is it ron perlman wait ron perlman is the actor from hell isn't that hellboy hellboy no it's a perlman it's a perlman something perlman perlman no i mean you're saying white people's names saying them pearl jam no pearl lou perlman not ron perlman damn ron perlman he'll fuck us up sorry ron my bad my bad my bad not you we could technically be oh and this guy's dead yeah we could technically do whatever because he is just a bag of bones now ron perlman ron perlman would not he would whoop our ass dude yeah ron perlman is a very dense looking man like i would hit him in my hand with this guy looks like for like breakfast lunch and dinner he chews on jordan almonds yeah dude he's got the strongest jaw that has ever existed you know his head like i want to know if he bought a fitted like how could they possibly make a size he could he just feels dense ah he could smoke a cigar in one pull yeah like this guy is just absolutely he's got it he's probably got big hands how can we look up a tail of the tape on ron perlman i every time he goes back to google you're like pull that back just one more time that's all i'm asking that's just a tail i can wait because joey didn't talk shit about ron perlman i absolutely did not for a sec so i just want to make sure we're not offending he's a big guy he is 5 11 oh wait a sec i got no way he's 5 i got a chance brother he feels bigger than that i got a chance but he but he he probably hit his head too hard no no and it took four inches off of it yep but he's also hellboy he is hellboy he is uh is and always will be hellboy i think that he's he's bigger than that he's also in that show that you watch sons of anarchy yeah yeah did you watch that i tried an episode wasn't for me i don't want to see white gangs rather see which ones do you all right let's get to some ads before we continue with this um first one we have here is squarespace squarespace is a platform where you're going to build your website okay so they're going to help you uh build your website and uh yeah they're going to make it very easy they have a bunch of templates to choose from so you can get a huge head start on building a website in the past you would have to hire some coder and they would do it from scratch it would take forever but now with squarespace you can just click on 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Yeah, that's what I wanted to bring up because, you know, Chris Daughtry being your hero and all. But who the fuck is Chris Daughtry? Who the fuck said that Chris Daughtry is one of our heroes? Yeah, why'd you say that? I don't know. I just felt like you guys talked about him for a while, so I thought I would upset you. I mean, we talked about him. I like his songs. I don't care. I couldn't care less. Well, that's why he's taking it. He said that, Chris. I mean, like, good for him. Respect. All the respect he gets it. I just don't, like, I'm not, like, a purchaser of any Daughtry songs and or albums. You know who, speaking of Daughtry, kind of, you know who I, like, got fed on my feed the other day? Clay Aiken. Remember Clay Aiken? Yeah. I think that he is running for, he was like, he's like a politician in one of the Carolinas now, or Georgia, or something like that? What? Yeah. Clay Aiken. I'm pretty sure Clay Aiken is the season two runner-up, losing to Ruben Studdard. Ruben? Is, like, a politician now. Oh, I saw him on stage fucking singing that song. I think he's, like, talking about, like, his songs and shit. What was that one song he had? If I was in a business. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That song's a banger. And I wish I could sing more, but I can't. You're spelling Clay Aiken like it's Clay Thompson. Yeah. It is spelled Clay like this stuff. First of all, Frankie said he wasn't going to ask for Google anymore, so you already lied about that. Yeah. I didn't ask for this one. Yeah, did he? He did the thing where he looks at the screen, like, four times, which means, all right, he's running for the Democratic. Oh, he's not running. No, no, no, no. He was, he previously ran for U.S. House of Representatives, although that's an A answer. Take it with a grain of salt. No, not even down here. At some point. At some point he was running, but this was, like, four years ago. Oh, okay. Yeah. Dude, there were, yo, I had. What about you? What? Oh, you run for office. Yes. I'm not running for office. Why not? I have said some insane things that now that I'm saying it out loud, I'd be perfect for office. You, are you, you, I was just going to say, I thought you were going to make the opposite. I was like, are you familiar with the press? Yeah. I, no, I, I don't think politics is in my future. At one point it was. What? Yes. At one point I had. I openly said that I wanted to run for, like, local politics. What the fuck are you saying? Yeah. I met with Peter Vallone Jr. once. When? It's fourth grade, so did I. I mean, I was in ninth or tenth grade. What'd you talk about? The water fountains? I was brought there to save Memorial Field from being. That's right. Yes. And I will tell you exactly what day it was. It was the first day that the first Iron Man movie came out. Because I went from school. I went. I went to, like, hang out with, like, the kids that I knew. I went to that. And then I went to the Marvel movie after. Full day. Because I went to the meeting with Peter Vallone Jr. wearing a Marvel t-shirt. The timeline of your life can be kind of dated with Marvel. Yes. Yeah. It's kind of cool. Yes, it can be. And DC. I mean, you know, most movies. So after this meeting where you're like, you can't, you have to. By the way, what he's referring to is this field that we would grow up playing football. And it was across the street from, like, residential area. And, like, it's not, it's not a park. Like, it's very much a, we called it Memorial Field because I believe it is a memorial. At, like, the ends of it, there were memorials. But in between, it was just grass. Long strips of grass that were maybe, like, 52 yards. No, no, no. It was maybe, like, 50 feet across. Like, it wasn't, like, but there was, you know, us as our friends. We found, like, a reliable strip of grass and soft dirt. So what are you going to do on it? Tackle each other. Tackle football, you know? And there was a woman across the street, a white devil. A witch. Like, a white witch. Possibly dead. Definitely dead now. Think so. If not. But she would, anytime we were out there, she'd call the cops on us. But it's not like we were being, like, super disrespectful. We were just kids playing football. Yeah. But then it became a little disrespectful. Only on Halloween. Only on Halloween. I'll tell you right now, her house got hit with more eggs than there were eggs in my system that year. But not from me. Or me. Or anyone that we knew. Allegedly, it happened. Right. I want to throw up my shoulder. Yeah. I imagine you would have almost thrown out your shoulder. If. If. Right. But, so, they, they, she wanted to, like, put posts in the middle of it to shut it down. So, like, if there's a big metal fucking post in the middle of this. Can't play football. Can't play football. So, a bunch of the moms in the neighborhood brought me, as, like, the representative of our friend group, to the, like, Astoria Councilman. And it was, like, speak on behalf of your friends so they don't do this. And I think it worked, but there was, there is, like, they had put, like, posts on the outside. They put a sign. They put a sign, but, like, not enough to stop us. No. I mean, it wasn't, like, in the middle of the field. They just, like, put one of them being, like, this is, and we're, like, cool. And just. Wait, but what was the problem? What was the sign? She just didn't like, well, she just didn't like that we were, like, ruining the grass. Because we were playing football on it all the time. Because it wasn't an actual park. No, it was not. It, I mean, it's such, it's so hard to explain what it was because, like. It's just a strip of grass. I get you. I was just, like. It was more decorative than anything, but. It. It was the perfect dimensions of a football field. Like, it could not have been better for us. It was amazing. Of what we were looking to do. I enjoyed it. And. She was just miserable, dude. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's just kids. Like, and we're not, like, being loud, playing the radio. And, like, fucking doing drugs and shit. Yeah. Like, we're just playing football. I mean, to be fair, we did play into the evening sometimes. Yeah. But, like, who gets up. But not, like, the late evening. Because we'd go and we'd play. Well, I remember my argument was just, like. I know this is a bit dramatic, but, like, my argument was, like. Good. Like, this keeps us from getting in trouble on the streets. I knew you were going to go there. Yeah. I mean, but that's what I was, one, told to say. Yes. And, two. Oh, you were fed lines. I was fed, like, this is what might help. He was being. You got. Frank was nine years old and had a PR company. He had lobbyists. Say this. I mean, but, like, it was, like, just, like, I would say stuff and they'd be, like, very good. Yes, use that. Maybe, maybe lean into this a little bit more. Yeah. And I left there. Like, cry, cry. And I was just, like. I was just, like. Like, that would be cool to get into politics one day. I have no interest in doing that now. So that, so that was the day that you're, like, this is what I'm meant to do. And then the next day you're, like. Not meant. I thought that, like, eventually, like, maybe I can kind of wrap around and involve politics in some capacity. Oh, my God. But that. You being the mayor? Come on. I'd be fucking. That was my nickname as a little kid at the lake. Frank, I know you. Why are you going to lie to me? What? The mayor. That was my, as a little kid. Like, a toddler. A toddler. My nickname at the lake was the mayor. Did you wear a little suit? No. They said that because. Why were you the mayor? Because they would reference, like, how I would talk to people. Like, I would. I was, like, four years old. And I would, like, go. Lying to the masses? No, no, no. I would go, like, sit with the adults. And I'd be, like, so how's work? And they. And they would think it was the funniest thing. So they call you the mayor? That was a nickname I had as a little kid. Yes. That is funny. But. Are you going to do. You. Mr. Mr. Happy cry. You're going to get into politics one day? Nah. Boring. It'll just affect them. Bro, I think about, like, fucking, like, Mom Donnie, bro. When you. Because I follow him on Instagram. I'm like, it's every day. Always. It's, like, very important shit. And it's every single day. And it's, like, the second that he's, like, I'm just going to, like, take a seat. People are, like, this guy does nothing. Yeah. You know, like, it's. I wouldn't. No. It's pretty thankless. I love a good break. I love a sitting. I don't think, yeah, I don't think there is, like, a version- of a like i don't think it exists anymore i think it did at one point but like a version of a politician that it's just like we're all like we all appreciate this person enough time passes that people look back on other people and forget some of the things that they did you know like abraham lincoln what what i was hoping to name a politician and then you pick up the slack so what part of his policies did you not like when he abolished slavery but that's not even what you said i said that like enough time passes and people forget that these politicians were not great people and they look at them in like a positive light yeah i was just i don't know i was thinking more george bush h or dub dubs maybe both i don't know i don't know anything about h but the dubs people like now he's like i paint and people are just like and they forget a lot of stuff yeah he threw a hell of a pitch though brother that was the best presidential pitch i've seen brother if we're judging a presidency based off of their ceremonial first pitch it's the king it is the best yeah like obama's got the jimmy because obama's got a ratchet does he a lefty i know he plays but i don't know does he actually he's got a lefty he's lefty he hoops yeah ice man yeah bro he's got a ratty and george bush can really burn it down the pipe and what has biden done we don't know which sports he can play never seen it never seen it also i'll tell you this dt dt what what are we playing here what's where is he going i feel like he would be perfect for like for sure he golfs a lot yeah but you ever see him swing that i mean they don't do like a ceremonial putt at like the opening of the masters i mean no he plays a lot i mean he's the president the president's usually play like a lot of golf or something i don't know i was fucking playing golf and shit i mean doesn't he have like a fucking mar-a-lago it's like a golf course resort he has the trump links they're they're not like very far i got rid of that actually oh well i remember seeing i remember seeing it a lot when i was growing up um i always think back to the clip i think it's from fahrenheit 9-11 where it's just like george bush is like saying something very seriously and he's like now watch this drive and he turns around and he just fucking yokes this yo i'm gonna say the u.s won't stand for if we had like a prime g-dub versus prime obama in a couple different sports it's a close call i think obama's got him he's just like he's just laying here he feels longer you know what i mean obama's got some height on him too no no that's what i'm saying yeah i think obama like kind of clears him obama's also just got just absolute aura dude he's just he's swagged up you ever see the clip of him like at the basketball game like he's like sitting courtside and everyone's like going up to him and it's just like yo that's barry do you think that's what people call him i think probably his buddies bro imagine we got obama to come in here brother first of all that would be planting a flag and that we we're not shy about our political dude but like we would immediately obama i just want to know how he moves you know like because they would probably be like we gotta come in and secure a perimeter well yes very clearly openly yes oh that's so scary dude i mean the secret service would have to probably like shut down the block and like you think i i think so that'd be crazy you know the secret service is also like their main thing was not supposed to be protecting the president it's financial crimes really yeah and then they started commending them i'll tell you about a financial crime a platinum recording artist yeah that's out of a pocket let's get chris cool guys let's get chris daughtry and barack obama here at the same time and have them fist fight now i just sound like one of these celebrity boxing events yeah it's like this sounds like the next jake paul undercard 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around the country with live performances from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom playlists on spotify but just for you based on who you are and how you listen live your story with coach learn more at coach.com if barack tried he might be able to take my wife right that ain't happening because i wouldn't let it happen and becca's loyal as a lion baby but just in case let's keep them away right got it so you know what i rescind our invitation invitation barack inverted tension we are rescinding our invitation chris daughtry if you want it joe will give you these hands please stop saying that um can we get to that thing that you found what was it the dancing thing yeah i'm excited to see this yes okay so So I saw that there was this thing, that there was a study that was done. They polled some women, and they found what they created, a model of how women think men should be dancing in order to attract them. I'm paraphrasing here. Forgive me. But I think this would be a good conversation. So basically it's – They asked women, like, what's the most attractive – I guess if you're going to enjoy this person's dancing the most, how would they be dancing? Do you have a guess? I just know how I dance. So I don't know. I haven't seen the video. What if you had to guess? I think there's going to be some hip thrusting in there somewhere. Oh, you think it's all about the hip? I think that there is – Like, the hip thrust, it, like – There's, like, an innate thing that opens up, and it's just like, whoa. What? Oh, like the thrusting of a hip makes you go like, I like that. Maybe. I don't know. How do you – How about this? How about we start with this? Let's go through our dancing styles. Let's say they're playing a Bruno Mars song. Let's say 24 Karat Magic, okay? So, Ant, I'll sing the song. Actually, I won't sing the song because I don't want Bruno Mars to take our money, and then I need to fight that little bastard. No. He'll take it. No, we can't sing the song. I think that it is probably, like, a little gyrating. There you go. So there is some hip thrusting in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, maybe not thrusting because thrusting, I'm picturing this. Oh, oh, okay. I'm picturing more of, like, a circular – So hip movement is – Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hip movement, groin movement is in there. Isn't that too forward? Like, if you think about it? Yeah, I mean, I don't do it at somebody. Yeah, like, I'm not, like, looking at you and just, like, fucking thrusting my stuff at you. Yeah. No, I didn't mean at somebody even. I just meant in general. I feel like it would be more hand stuff. I think it's more of a – I think it's more of a – Like the hand jive? No. I think it's more of a – That didn't work. Maybe more of, like, a sway. Maybe it's less, like, move, move, move, and it's more fluid. Oh, it's more in the shoulders. It's more fluid maybe. That could be it. Maybe more shoulders. Power – But also I'm moving my hips a little bit. I'm going to, like, pantomime a fake song so we don't get our money taken from us. And you show me what your go-to dancing is, all right? Ba-di-be-ba-ba. Ba-ba-si-ni-fa-ni-dwa-ba. Da-bi-ni-da-ba-ba. Ba-di-na-ma-ni-ma-si-na-ba. That's pretty good. All right. And? Ba-di-ni-fa-ni-sa. I don't know what happened. He threw me off beat. Ba-di-ga-na-ma-ni-si-na-ma-ni-da-da-ba. All right, I got you. You do that on the dance floor? Hit him. Let's see. That's so messed up. You can't judge. Did you see what he did? Ba-di-na-pa-ni-pa. Ba-di-na-pa-ni-pa-ni-ta-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Hey! Da-di-pa-ni-pa-ni-pa. Oh! Da-di-pa-ni-pa-ni-ta-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. He loves this. I do. I feel like it's a rallying crowd. Oh, he's more of a lasso. Yeah. I'm a lasso and, like, a – Like, I'm here. You know what I mean? Like, I'm doing the elbow plane. The elbow plane. Okay. So what they did here is they did just a model, no face, no clothes, and they showed them different kinds of dance moves. They rated them, and then they mashed them together. Mush him! So – What the hell was that? What was that? I can't believe I did that. So this is what is the highest chance of – Oh, so this is the product. Yeah, that's the product. This is the highest chance of attracting – This is what's going to attract women the best. There's no way this is real. It can't be real, right? This is it. Bro, there's no way. This is it. There's no way. The running man is very not great. I don't know, like – No way the running man works, dude. What is this? It's like – I don't know. I can't see – I told you. Like, this looks aimless. I couldn't imagine what song they were listening to that invokes this dance. Yeah, I don't think there is a song. It kind of has some cheeks, though. They said it wasn't supposed to be – I mean – Look where he turns around. To be fair, look at the foot movement. Kind of cooking here with the feet. Watch, watch. Okay. I mean, this is – Are the comments saying anything? Me at 3 a.m. in my kitchen after the Eddie hits. That's what they're saying. Yeah, I mean – I can't imagine. I mean, it's just like – That's like hammered wedding and like a rock song you haven't heard in so long pops up. If you see someone dancing like that, you don't think, wow, they dance well. You think, like, they need to be cut off immediately. I think, like, wow, good for them. Really? Yeah, I think, like, good for them. Oh, you're going with a good for them, like they're living in their own world? Yeah, like, good. Like, this is – yes. I mean, maybe not the best I've seen, but I applaud anyone who's dancing. It's so tough. Dancing is such a tough art because if they're, like, a good, legit dancer and they start, like, doing good, legit dance moves at a wedding or something, I'm angry at them. I think they're too try-hardy. I've never really seen that. Have you? Maybe once or twice. Did I ever tell you about the kid in college that would dance in the middle of the, like – In between the two buildings, there was, like, the student center, like, just, like, with, like, food trucks and stuff. And this one kid would always dance in the middle of it by himself, like, during lunch. Would just be dancing. Like, with a song playing or just – No, just dancing. And we would eat lunch and we would watch him. And then eventually, after, like, two months of him doing it every day, we asked him, like, what are you doing? He goes, I'm trying to break the normal form of dance and create something that no one has ever seen before. And hopefully that'll open up something. And then he kept calling. I was like, all right, I didn't care anymore. First of all, that was, like – That doesn't make any sense. No, I promise. I know. No, no, I was going to say I think that's, like, an interesting point. Yeah. I was in college. I was like, all right, this is too long. But then two weeks later, after he kept doing it every day, he wasn't there anymore. So I thought he broke a plane of dimension. Oh, like he danced his way into, like, the fifth dimension or something. Like, I think he did it. Yeah. Ah, interesting. I thought – I never saw him again. So, wait, did he not mean that he is dancing, trying to, like, invoke some sort of emotion in other people that, like, leads to stuff? I think he was, like, he's saying that he's trying to find a new – an undiscovered – form of dance or something like that. And I think he broke through the fifth dimension because then I never saw him again. So instead of thinking that this guy just went elsewhere, Ant went with the science fiction answer. Also, that's, like, not what he was doing. I felt like that's what he was doing. I can't – I can't see, like – I think this is a little too, like, goofy. Like, if I saw this dude, I'm like, oh. Yes, he's goofy. Like, this is, like – like, they look like an idiot if I saw that dancing. Well, no, if I saw my big – I'm also not a woman, and I'm not attracted to men. I would say, like – This guy's being goofy, but it's, like, you know, it's endearing. When someone's, like, dancing, and they're, like, by themselves, like, dancing, and it's, like, they're just having fun, you're like, it's goofy, but it's funny. They're, like, not, like, giving in to social norms. Yeah, like, that, like, being brave and being like, I'm just going to dance, and even if it's a little goofy, is way cooler than being, like, you know, you can dance like fucking Chris Brown, and you're out there by yourself just, like, hitting – you'd be like, all right. Like, that's worse. Chris Brown can dance, dude. Yeah. If I saw – again, this is tough, because I'm not a – No one's asking you to fuck this guy. No one's asking you to fuck this faceless – I know, I'm just thinking – I guess I see that, and I would just be like, look at this fucking square over here. Really? I feel like it would be like, oh, like – like, if you're doing that, and you're the only person dancing, I think there's something, like – Well, if you're doing that, and there is a large dance floor. I think that – I think that there is a sect of women that would find it attractive that a guy – That a guy is being goofy, and he's the only one dancing. I know, I agree. I know that's the case. I don't agree with women. It just – it registered late, yeah. You came to that late. What – so what do you – what do you want your dream guy to dance like? I mean, that's – obviously, I'm joking. You want him to hit, like, a – No, you're – what you are saying, though, is correct. I think, like, what they want to see is, like, someone that's just kind of – just kind of doing their own thing, and they don't really care, and stuff like that. And I agree. I'm – I'm kind of like that, I think. You know – you know what I – this is, like, I guess sort of the same thing, whatever. Sometimes – this is my new favorite thing. Oh, God. Sometimes on my feed, I'll get clips from these seminars of, like, pickup artists. Oh, my God. Bro, it is must-see TV. It's not as good as Gary Wine drinking wine. Gary Vee drinking wine. Yeah. Because that is unbelievable. I mean, I – But – I see those. I've seen a couple of those, and I don't know if I should feel bad or if I should hate these people. I feel bad for men that are in the crowd that are, like, bought in. But for the guy, I definitely don't. But, like, the guy at the front, some of the things are just, like – oh, my God, bro. Well, there was a whole show on MTV years ago. Yeah. Remember that? The pickup artist? What was the guy's name? Like, Mystic or Q? It was, like, a one – it was, like, yeah, it was something like Mystic or it was, like, Stick. Shine. Shine. Sharp. Glass. Shovel. You can help us here. I thought you ran out of Googles. I'm not asking you to Google. I'm just saying that you're an assistant. It was, like – Mystic is close. He wore, like, a puffy black hat or pink hat or some shit like that. Mystic is very close. What I imagine, like, a mix between Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee. Mystic? Mystery! Mystery. Mystery is his name, I think, right? Dude, I'm telling you right – Yeah, Mystery. Yeah, there we go. Mystic was right there. It looks like Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro. I nailed that. yeah he does i got you right there yeah like i mean i will say this if a man this guy has a book we need to we need to look at this it's a very famous book apparently really yeah and like like this was the guy for like pickup artistry and where is he now i have no idea i could kind of see it because this dude would stand out at a bar well this is peacocking exactly but like is that oh is that like a term peacocking like like doing something to just stand out do you know the only reason why i know this that term is not because of this but because of the movie 17 again good movie uh the guy all right is that is that who matthew perry and zach efron oh yeah you might be thinking it's not maybe you might be thinking of the wrong movie what movie are you thinking about do you mean hitch no it's just a good movie it might be 17 again but there's a there's another guy in that show wait is it 17 again there's a guy that's like obsessed with some woman i don't even know how to help you and he's like i'm peacocking type in 17 again peacocking and if the guy's picture shows up i'll know i'm right oh okay oh that's not what i meant oh my god oh my god what the fuck is this yes oh it's this guy so this guy he'd be like what are you doing i'm peacocking i think that's thomas lennon yeah so it's when you dress like very uh like to stand out yeah and people are like oh what's what's that about because there is a confidence to that i think i mean as someone that is a a i look at my sweater you've seen my collection and and my hawaiian shirts and stuff like that but i never did it to like i'm going to do it to gain the attention i just i i like that stuff yeah you know well that's different i think this is more about intent it's like peacocking is like i'm going to dress a certain way so that people are like who's that i just i think it's funny because like that's like the most annoying time to like like it consume that content what that show that pickup artist oh because it was like i think it was like 2007 2008 2009 so it was just like treat them like shit blow them off and tell them that they fucking should kick rocks and they'll be into you guys and like so like i can only imagine what that book fucking says yeah you know walk up to a group of women just look at all of them and tell them they're fat and walk away yeah it's like if you see a woman the first thing you should do to break the ice in the conversation is rate her on a scale of how attractive she is yeah fuck you mystery bro oh my god there's some of those podcasts out there that are like that so i can't rate yourself out of one to ten what are we doing here i can't imagine that like i i i also can't rate yourself on a scale one to ten however i'm an adult yeah what i mean like also but like i maybe like this sucks could be no place for this could be that unimportant could be all of this is stupid stupid could be you not making a point i mean it also could be like this is useless none of this has any like legitimate contribution to a social interaction yeah go up to a woman and immediately pull out your wallet and show that you have four 100 bills you know what bothers me too and i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing but i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing but i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing but i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing but i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing and i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing but i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing but i'm not gonna say it's not a good thing and i get it but also it bothers me because i see videos of it but when people go out to restaurants and film themselves ordering food but then it's like all of the modifications it's like okay i've seen this do you do this in this butter or ghee or like can you only use no seed oil and put the on the side and then put the mashed potatoes in a shot glass and bring the gravy over in a in a little measure properly measure out one tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil single origin spain preferred yeah it's like bro at this point cook i mean just don't yeah just don't go out they're doing it they're peacocking they're fucking peeing their cock everywhere yeah there's cock around i i hate i hate those i remember you did an episode with someone once and i was just like this is the type of person that would engage in that content you remember frankie skins i thought that was he got me i thought he was referring to opl i did yeah i mean i'm sure you did you did you did you did you did you did you had a see if you can get mystery on opl maybe um but frankie skins would be one of those i can see him listening to those he'd like show up to like a dive bar in a three-piece suit with a stopwatch open up a stopwatch as soon as you go to a woman just say start and i'll stop when you don't like interest me anymore oh man look up the pickup artist that book see if there's any good i'm too much google today i'm sorry also what are you looking up i'm sorry if there's reviews i'm just i'm like if there's like the most ridiculous thing in it because there was that that period of time where there was like those super douchey things where it was like every uh jersey shore was like teaching people to call women grenades and like there was the like uh or the the wedding crashers poster that was like rules to this and stuff like that that was definitely on your wall in college frank not in it okay but that's why those exist so were you it was the time don't pretend like you had zero posters or sorry you didn't have posters you wore them all in silicone rubber bands on your arm yeah i was just talking to your sister about this but i had uh because she was like she asked me if i knew of this bracelet or whatever i was like no that reminds me of do you remember those bracelets that i used to wear that were like beads but then uh there was two black ones or something like that no no it was just like these rubber beads and then there was these two black ones and one of them was water that was taken from like the lowest point on earth like the dead sea or something and then the other ones from the highest point is supposed to keep you balanced i thought that was the coolest thing in the world it was like a lot of baseball players wore those like ion necklaces that are like supposed to like balance you i had one of those too i think that sucks i mean i had a lot of we i had a lot of wooden uh you had like the wooden bee beads that had like the virgin mary on them at one point i did wear rosary beads for a little while literally the least religious person i know oh yeah and you wore rosary beads yes yes like black ones no they were actually silver oh they were like they were like i still have them oh they're in storage somewhere don't ask me to get them i'm not bringing them in joey stop no one cares i used to have an unbelievable amount of rosary beads let me ask you a serious question and this is not meant to be a joke what are your thoughts on pearls on me no just in general like women wearing them sure or however whomever and however no but like if you're asking me like like do you like pearls because i feel like it's like a war of pearls oh that looks really nice yeah because i feel like it's such an older fashion statement thing you know what i mean like a and get your mind out the gutter but like a pearl necklace you know what i mean like something like that yeah um no i i i like them i think that they're classy i think there's it depends on the setting for for pearls like i do think that those types of things like accessories in that way like luxury accessories in that way they always like kind of come back those types of things like i think like you know like the brooch yes the brooch is eventually going to come back my grandma was big on brooches good name your grandmother loved she had crazy ones um but the pearls i like pearl earrings i think a pearl necklace is like nice it depends like with the rest of the outfit but like if you're going for that classier sort of uh you know like fucking white glove type of shit yeah like the people like that was another thing is they would wear like breakfast at tiffany's like white gloves my sister loves all that shit i hate that they would wear the white gloves that stopped here you've seen those no they're like white gloves that stopped here you've seen those like gloves but they come down to like here why i don't know like oj's glove well i guess yeah but like they were like high-end gloves or something like that oh i don't like satin or silk bro some gloves are so expensive i got my mom what about whale use that was close what the whale the whale feces that they use for like fragrances and shit like that it's called whale use the whale feces i mean that is a thing that they do they use whale shit for like fragrances like high-end fragrances i don't just just just for fun what was it whale use whale use whale you please get off for sucking these nuts i didn't get that far yet whale you please get off i don't like how i can't find pearls in like my oysters well i think that there's like oyster farms that like specifically they put something in to establish a pearl i don't understand how that is real what is that it's like how you make a fucking kidney stone yeah it starts with a grain of sand and the mucus turns into a pearl gets agitated you ever seen how they like extract them they use like what i look it looks like getting a tonsil stone out they use like a little like hook and circle thingy and it goes why can't they just shuck them like open them well because they don't want to hurt them they want to do it in a humane manner so they like pry them open a little they get in they take it out and they close them and they put them back isn't it weird how clams like swim like they're alive it's not weird wait i forgot that that's true isn't that weird yeah you just see a clam swimming at you like what is that that would drive me insane i think if i saw a clam swimming at me yeah i'm ripping it open yeah do they bite i imagine if you got your finger stuck in there they what do they eat are they like a venus fly trap that's a really good question i'm sure it'll probably be like microorganisms or something yeah micro particles from the water look at me i'm fucking on fire today dudes you guys don't know shit i ate so many fucking muscles at dinner one night in fucking portland i love muscles muscles uh oysters clams i'm going off daddy's going off i only like baked clams same i yeah i don't like it i've had a raw clam and i don't dislike it but like i'd rather it be baked put some put some fucking put some breadcrumb in it oh yeah now we're talking what's clams casino i think it's just high-end baked clams with sauce i like that you never seen a clam at a casino you're not looking hard enough this guy is a fucking comedian over here yeah that you're gonna crush when you become a dad did you go to the casino when we were in bethlehem i did did you win bet i did did you up or down i don't think the universe allows that nope there's an answer there's a very clear answer to the question saying like you know we had a show it went well and then you go to casino you're gonna win money no no exactly i'm a fool yeah i'm a fool well and then you know what it was you were the show went well and so something bad had to happen that's what i'm saying zach was just what were you what were you playing blackjack ah how how down did you go down it was down enough how far down did you go let's go to the kind people of bethlehem decided to buy me a bunch of drinks at the bar yo can we actually do something with frank that i didn't can we since we're like at the end here and like it is what it is but can we make him play a round of krillian sure what's krillian so can he come here and type because i don't want to mess it up it's a time thing uh no you're right all right i'll do it what's krillian so krillian is this game right this is a free plug but like it's this game where what they're going to do right is give you a prompt okay you have 25 seconds to think of the most niche answer you can think of okay and like so i'll i'll give you uh an example right so it'd be like you have 25 seconds to give me the name of or no give me i'll give you 25 seconds and give me uh a deli meat okay mortadella okay but like here's the thing you want to give the most rare answer that you think that like the least like like all of all the people that play this game this one's gonna get said the least okay so that's like the most rare answer that you think like the whole olive loaf okay but like so that's how you play okay i think each one is timed and there's seven rounds i think all right i think i could do this this game is fun though i do play it let's try it i'm gonna give him first of all you're in socks yeah everyone wears socks brother don't don't bring that over here just type for me oh it's fine it's fine it's fine all right he's just gonna fire off and fire off an answer all right i'm just gonna lock in here and if you screwed up i'll just yell at you yeah i knew that's what you wanted all right ready yes niche but correct answer i also like will i be able to read we'll read it out loud okay okay ready go you only get 25 seconds yeah i got it okay go name a french or british food spotted dick that's a good answer very good answer very good answer each one is 25 seconds by the way so not a crazy rush and you can take you can take a little break in between okay yeah that was great how far do i have to go if you get seven rounds as you go down you get more points okay okay here we go name something you can measure about the human body uh white blood cell count another good answer frank i'm so good at this okay i knew he'd be good at you ready okay here we go name a strategy board game um careful oh uh what's the one that you play that stupid one i think everyone's gonna say that katan uh uh strategy board game i don't really know many uh need something i guess uh i guess say settlers of katan despite katania so it barely moved but you got 10 points it's fine i wonder if risk would have been down there because people don't i was thinking stratego that would have been a good one that would have been a good one because i have stratego are we ready i don't know how to play yeah name an animal with one word name containing ck um uh this is tough i can't think of one the only one i can think of is duck but we should not get that one we're not on time stick bug frank that's great yep okay that's great frank that was a good one very good stick very good ready wow i'm really good at this that's what we deserve okay here we go okay name a country where another religion has more followers than another religion okay here we go okay name a country where another religion has more followers than another religion than christianity the vatican no vatican vatican city the vatican no vatican vatican city the vatican no vatican vatican city no but no another religion not christianity no but no another religion not christianity no but no another religion not christianity but it's tiny yeah it's catholicism but it's tiny yeah it's catholicism but it's tiny yeah it's catholicism no frank no no frank no no frank no um um um all right uh tibet all right uh tibet all right uh tibet i i b e t i i b e t i i b e t didn't you know what you said i don't didn't you know what you said i don't Yeah, it is. I think it's T-I-B-E-T. I think so. It would have corrected it for me, though. It said no echoing. Name someone who has been a teammate of Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, or Tom Brady. Just any teammate. Oh, yeah, any teammate. Tom Brady, like Kyle Korver. All right. Was he? Yeah, but it was K. K, K, K. It's K. I feel like it's not niche enough. I feel like you know so many niches. It's fine, it's fine. It's not that bad. No, it's good. Look at me. I'm so good at this. You could have pulled out someone crazy. Last one. All right, here we go. Name a hair type, texture, or natural color. Hair type. Texture. I mean, a hair type. Fucking. Matted? Like, what is that? Yeah. I don't even know how to answer that. Like wavy, curly, frizzy? Do, oh, what are they called? The buns, the Jamaican buns? Binto buns or something like that? Why'd you write pigtails? Because there was nothing. We had no answers. Oh, we had no answers. So go to the top. What do you do? Because it'll show you how you did compared. So, okay. Oh, I don't like that I'm average. I don't like that. It's because we just had, we just. We had two zeros. We didn't give two answers. All right, do it again. No, no, no. There's only one per day. It's only one per day. So I'm average until tomorrow. Yes. That sucks. I know. Isn't that a fun game though? What were the, what are some answers we could have done? I don't know. I don't know. Did they tell you that? Yeah. So the top answer for the French or British food is Bedfordshire clanger. That sounds like a band. Yeah, it does. Honestly. The top answer for measure about the human body would be two point discrimination. No idea what that is. I don't know what these things are either. Strategy board game. Top answer. Give me Stratego. Oh, that could have worked. Top answer is. I don't know what that is. Come on. I don't know any of those. Okay. For animal with CK, top answer is Dick Sizzle. Dick Sizzle? Dick Sizzle? Dick Sizzle? That's crazy. Dick Sizzle? Sizzle? Written, often written Dick Dick Sizzle. There's an animal called an ant pecker? Get out of here. Yeah, that's what they call. Careful. I guess. All right. What is happening? Get me out of here. Okay. Country with a religion. I can't believe you wrote Tibet with two Ts. I don't know. Oh, wow. I have no idea. Yeah, I mean, we weren't gonna. Wow, there's a lot of those. Mauritania. A lot of countries. And then name somebody. Kobe Carl. David Bellion. Who's David Bellion? John Bellion's brother. Yeah, Nate Ebner. Oh, they played rugby for seven seasons. Oh, these are probably like other, yeah. And then hair type. Number one answer is Titian. What I was thinking for that was, what's it called? I was thinking just strawberry. Blonde. I was, yo, that's so weird. I was just gonna say strawberry blonde. Yeah, I wonder if that would have come up. Wow, you could have said bouncy. That's so stupid. Crisp. This game sucks now until I play it tomorrow. It's fun, though. I do this and map tab every day. What's map tab? Map tab is just a. Pull it up. Map tab. Pull it up. Go to map tab. Map tab dot gg. I thought you said mat pat. No, mat. So this, it's like you get the world. Okay. And you just have to find. Okay. Whatever it says. I've never played this. And you have to read it because it's small up top. Okay. Well, this is, go to New York City. This is just, it doesn't count. This is a tutorial. Yeah, but it's like you just have to click, so there's no whatever. All right. It'll tell you a city and the country. This is kind of tough. Do you want the mouse for this one? No, no, no, I'll trust you. Okay. This is Los Angeles. All right, go to the right. Go to the left. Okay. To the left. To the left. Down. Down. You can zoom. Down. How do you zoom? I don't know. Oh, got it. Down. Down. Down. Down. To the right. Down. To the right. There. Damn. Nice. You nailed it. 99, Frank. Nice. Very good. I am very good now. mean that was la okay now alexandria egypt to the right to the right up uh right in that little like crest yeah in there somewhere down whoa whoa whoa i didn't realize we could zoom that much alexandria is by the water okay i think so go to the left a little left screaming keep going go more oh down right there yeah okay honestly what is that 71 not terrible okay next one is rio de janeiro that's in brazil correct go to the left go down go up to the left okay right there really this way you want it yeah she's on the left it's all right 80s this is not bad this is not bad am i doing better than both of you guys have ever done no damn it it's tough when you you get a place that you've never heard of um like this would uh no actually what is it it's south africa pretoria pretoria to the right down now it's just like kind of a guess to the left down down down there here yeah click it okay we're here we're here an 80 an 80 an 80 could have been the same country yeah well it's south africa okay what is this phenom pen cambodia this is where it starts to get dice to the right it's the last one to the right now so stop where you are turning it to gary v yeah he is uh uh move the cursor to the right down keep going to the right to the country down right there this no i'm way off cambodia is in africa isn't it not southeast asia this is this is for you to decide brother yep i think it's in southeast asia so here to left to left right there you were you were closer before pretty good you were close i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you so i'm so so what we're getting at is i'm better than both of you so far if you know if you switch it to africa and pick 795 is is not bad but i've gotten over i'm better than both of you then i'm fine no i've gotten over 900 before yeah all right it really wasn't i'm gonna beat the brakes off this game and you guys two of these you do those you do those every morning those two map tap only one is one today also yeah fucking stupid there's a lot of these games popping up right now i like them though there you have it folks uh i'm better and smarter than both of them combined i forgot we were doing an episode for like three minutes there yeah to be honest we're just having fun so uh thanks for coming thanks for hanging uh oh i'm doing the ending now do you want to do a krillian san diego studios video how like all of us together you can go to the catalog you could do all the previous days oh can you yeah you didn't tell me that we can't do that for the entire how long will you well thank you guys for coming and hanging out like we said tickets are on sale pre-sale today november 9th at 12 eastern new york uh use the pre-sale code basement go to the basementyard.com to check out all the lists of all the shows that are available you can find me at the frank alvarez you can find the basement yard at the basement yard all across social media uh joe where could they find you they can find me at joe senegato on tiktok and instagram and ant you can find me on ant prisco tiktok and instagram beautiful well we love you we thank you we applaud you we adore you we thank you thank again house 5 but that's it that's all right pink panther is here coach and spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together and they want you to be part of it grab your friends and head to the tabby tour hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom plays and playlists on spotify booked just for you based on who you are and how you listen