#579 - Can You Answer This Science Question?

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Oh, the poster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was based off of Hunter S. Thompson. Okay, thank you. Yeah, you know what actually is that offensive? Wasn't he like an author? I don't know. A lot of author talk recently. Probably, yeah, too much author talk. No, well, this is the basement yard. This is not author talk time. Yeah, no. Trust me. You're greened up today, though, Beau. Green? We're green, green, green, green, green. I just called him Beau. What was that? Where are you? Where are you green? Oh, well, he's doing the less is more Brooklyn look. You know, the like, you know, quiet luxury. How much was that shirt? 800 bucks? No. It's just a T. From who? From Prada? An Australian company. From Givenchy? From fucking. Givenchy. Yeah, that's one. Yeah. The glasses might be overkill with the green, but I saw them over there, so. The world is green? What does that mean? Because you know how people say. Do you know how people say, like, when you see something through rose-tinted glasses, that means that, like, you see it as, like, a good, like, wholesome, hearty thing like that? Well, I think rose-tinted glasses is more of, like, you're a bias or something. Or, like, you're choosing to be overly optimistic. Yeah, like, you're choosing to. Like, kind of almost like a naivete. Yes. Like, you're seeing things, and there's, like, there's nothing else. There's no depth or, like. But a green one. Yeah, what is it. What would it be if you're seeing the world through a greeny-tinty glasses? I'll be honest with you. I don't know. I also thought you were wearing a Kangol. What's that? Ooh, yeah. That did look like a Kangol at first. How can I explain what a Kangol is to a. Kangol was like a. Like a paper boy. No, well, that's. A Kangol is meant to be worn backwards. Yeah, never mind. That's like a newsy hat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like you're, like, an old-time. Type in Kangol. How do you spell that? K? Yep. Angol. Nah, you fucked that up again. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's Kangol. That's an animal? It's a Kangol, like an a-hole. I see it. I see it. You said. Yeah, right. So, like, that. Oh, I guess they do them forward and backward. Yeah, yeah. All right. Big, big in the mid-2000s. I mean, boy, oh, boy. Anyone that was anyone wore a Kangol. Look, see it right there. Al Pacino's wearing a Kangol. I would wear one on a golf course. I would wear one on a. Oh, that's not Al Pacino. That's. Al Parchino? That's not Al Parchino. Is that RDJ? No, that. Isn't that a. What's his name? This is RDJ right here. Yeah, that is. But isn't that. What's his name? Adam Brody? Adrian? Adrian Brody. Adam Brody is another actor. Damn it. Oh, I know Adam Brody. There's three pictures of Samuel L. Jackson. He was a big Kangol guy. Yeah, he still is. And he's the only one that could pull it off. If I could be a school of Samuel L. Jackson, I'll take it. Brother, you and me both. Yeah. He's one of the people that, like, people use as an example when it's just like, he didn't get his break in a movie until 50. Start chasing your dreams now. Yeah. You know, it's like him and Oprah. Steve Buscemi. Steve Buscemi? Well, he was a. FDT firefighter. Yep. Oh, nope. FDNY firefighter. Sure. He fought fires in the police department. I mean, they put out fires in other ways. That is true. You know, that is true. Crime fight. Wait, did your dad know Steve Buscemi? The Shemmy? No, my dad did not know Steve Buscemi. He didn't know? He didn't hang with the Shem? There's a lot of firehouses that there are. But, like, I feel like if you. You know he was a fireman right here, right? Your dad? Yeah, like that one right there. That's the one he was at. Really? Yeah. What a fucking luxury. He must have had to put in some time elsewhere. I mean, we didn't live here. Oh, I forgot where right here was. I thought you were referencing. Astoria? Astoria. No, no, no. I meant, like, the one over here. Like, down the block? Yeah. Like, that was his firehouse. Has he been here? And did you say, like, look around, Dad. Does this look familiar? And did he say, like, no? No, but I did mention, like, the year that. Did I tell the story about when I was running the marathon? And he's like, oh, it goes right by. The firehouse. I was like, yeah. And he's like, one year. You know how they have some people in wheelchairs? They do the marathon. Okay. Something happened with one of them. I forget what it was. Either they fell or something was going on, and then they, like. They, like, took him into the firehouse and, like, fixed it for him, and then they, like, finished the race. Oh, that's so sweet. The news came back the next day and, like, interviewed everybody. That's so sweet, but also knowing your father. He probably told that story 8 million times. Oh, you have no idea. Like, I am pretty sure. Probably. Like, that is. That generation can't do something nice for someone and not let the world know about it. You know? Well, what are you gonna do? They like to pat themselves on the back. My dad often and. And. And. And aggressively. tells me how. Reminds me how good of a dad he is. That's good. You know, just like, well, Frank, that's what you gotta do. You gotta be a good dad like me. And I'm like, all right, dad. And I'm the best dad. You know? He loves to remind people how good of a dad he is. You know? Here's a reminder for people. It's actually new. Yeah. See? He fucked up that. It's fine. He fucked it up. No, do it again. Do it again. Here's some new information for everyone out there. We have booked more shows on our tour. I backed up. Legitimately, that sounded like a bird. I tried screaming like an old-timey kid screamed. You know what I mean? No. Like, I don't want to do it. I'm going to ruin my voice. I need this. These are my, this is my bread and butter. When was the last time you tried to yell as loud as you possibly could? I know that the roar was like roaring, but like a yell, like a yelp. I could lower your mic. You want to try? No, I want you to try. Should I turn around and do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. As loud as you can and like scream. Like a man or a woman? You know what? That's crazy. That's crazy. That's, that's, that's crazy. Well, I just, it depends on the octave. How about this? I'm going to go high. Go as high as you can go. Do I have to lower it or are you screaming to the wall? I'm going to yell this way. Okay. All right. We're fine. I'm going to go for it. All right. That's hard and high. I feel like this is going to feel good. That's hard and loud. I think you need this. I feel like that was really good. Yo, I feel good. Do you feel good? I feel like I just released. Well, normally you would do that into a pillow. Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. You agree? I agree, I agree. I remember when I'm like playing. No, no, no. They got you screaming in a pillow, bitch. No, no. They got you screaming face down in a pillow. Hey. What he's referencing is we got more show dates for you. We have more show dates. It is extending into 2027. We have some shows here. And you guessed it. Because we have fucked this up before, there is another little note at the top from Greg saying, as always, please don't fuck this up. Love, Greg. He put a love. He didn't write boldly go. No, he did not. He did not write salutations. Like he is the Riddler or a fedora. Yeah, exactly. He just put as always. As all. And by the way, always is. Is uppercase, which. What does that mean? Grammatically incorrect, which he's Greg. He went to school for like English literature, didn't he? Well, maybe he's been hanging around with us too much. Oh, yeah. Or me. Yeah. Just me, I think. Yeah. So for the. For the next batch of shows right here, pre-sale tickets go on sale Monday, November 9th. So if you are seeing this early on Patreon or if you are seeing this for the first time on YouTube publicly, Monday, November 9th at 12 p.m. Eastern noon at thebasemanyard.com. That's the pre-sale for those batches of shows. And the pre-sale code is always basement, always will be. And I know that people are used to be like, why is this? We agree. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know what pre-sale means either. We are not at the level yet to be able to tell companies like your ticket situation is odd. So. Also, the window closes. The window closes Thursday, November 12th. But that just means that the general sale will start after that. So you just won't need a code. But if you go to thebasemanyard.com Monday, November 9th at noon, you will see tickets available for the following shows. Chicago. You guys. You guys sold out. Two shows very quickly. So they were like, do you want to do a third? And we were like, we love the Chicago theater. Fuck it. The city is so nice. We shall. We shall do it. Price. Yes. So we do a Chicago. Hey, is this one of the shows where we're going to do a Fenway? No, that's Fenway. Yeah. Austin, Chicago. We're going to do a Wrigley dog. Yeah, probably do a Wrigley. Hopefully, probably. Oh, hopefully, probably March 14th. We were going to be doing a Wrigley dog. We were going to be doing a Chicago theater. So that whole weekend, we're going to be at the Chicago theater. Whoa, is that? Yes, it is. Patrick's Day? Yeah, it's the following Wednesday. I think Zach said he thinks that the parade is that Saturday, which. Yeah, which would be the day of our show. That's cool. So, March 14th. All. Can we fucking do the dates? All right, all right, all right. Dude, we have to get through all this. March 14th. They're here, they're here, they're here for the episode. I'm aware of that, but we have to get through this. March 14th. 3-14, Pi Day. Just wanted to throw that out there, too. Didn't even think about that. We should eat. No, we shouldn't. Fuck pie. No, I'm not even going to make that joke. You can do that in the pillow later. So, three nights at the Chicago Theater. This new one, March 14th. We just added that. Then, we are going to be in Cleveland, Ohio on April 8th. At the Key Bank Theater. We've never been to Cleveland. We did the Columbus, Ohio show last year. I've never been to Cleveland. Cleveland, it's the first time the boys are going to be there. So, pop out. Show up, show out. Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy. You know what I'm saying? It's going to be a good time. And then, immediately after that. Doot, doot, doot. Double doot, doot, doot. We're coming back to Nashville, Tennessee on April 9th, baby. The next day. Yeah, at the Pinnacle. Yes. Which is not where we did last time. No. This is a new one, if I'm not mistaken. It's a new place. Baseball season starts at the end of March. So, that means when we are in Boston on May 15th, we're returning to the MGM Music Hall at Fenway. I got to be careful what I say there. Because. It was a good crowd. They were a good crowd, but it's prime baseball season. Right. So, I got to just be really careful because I don't want to upset people. You're going to be fine. I won't. So, again, April 8th, Cleveland. April 9th, Nashville. And then, May 15th, we're going to be in Boston. And then, May 20th, we're going to be in Seattle, Washington. Seattle, why? At the Paramount this time. At the Paramount. And then, May 21st, so the next day, we're going to be in Portland. Okay? Portland, Oregon. We're going to be there. Then, May 23rd. Who? Denver. Oh! We're coming back to Denver. Haven't been there. The last time we went to Denver, a girl passed out in her chair. And we almost did, too, because it was 900 degrees in that venue. It's hot as shit. But it's a different venue this time. It's a different venue this time. This time, it's the Belco Theater. Yes. I say that when the R is before the E. Yes. And then, after that, June 5th, June 6th. I wish I could speak French, but I can't. Montreal, Quebec, Canada, we are coming to the Théâtre Saint-Denis on June 5th and June 6th. Haven't been. I just want to say, also, Montreal have been a very big supporter. So, I know we never came there. Two shows right off the bat. Okay? June 5th and 6th, we'll see you there. Montreal. We also, earlier in 2027, are going to be doing a Providence, Rhode Island show. Do we have a date for that? We can't announce that, Frank. You just said that. Yeah, but I meant to say, we can't. Oh, are we saying that? Oh, never mind. We are saying that. Keep that in. Don't do that. It was written down. It says, and I quote, We'll also be doing a show in Providence, Rhode Island, earlier in 2027. But the exact date and ticket sale info will also be released at a later date. That is true. That is true. But that's going to be part of a different thing and whatever. We'll be in Providence, Rhode Island, my bad. I'm the fucking dog. I'm the fucking dumb bitch. I can't read. We've never gotten this right in one shot. I mean, it's only right that we fuck up something. And then also, New York, June 12th, there will be a separate announcement. Yes. But we will be ending this tour. And I know last time, we were like, we're kind of done for a while. But truly, this will be, you know, we're going to go out with a bang here. But June 12th, New York, we'll separate that announcement because it's going to be, you know, something real special for that. But that's it. So just to kind of go through, we have March 14th. We added our third show in Chicago. Chicago. We have April 8th in Cleveland, Ohio. Nashville, Tennessee on April 9th. Yeah. May 15th will be in Boston. May 20th in Seattle. May 21st in Portland, Oregon. May 23rd in Denver. June 5th and 6th in Montreal. And June 12th in New York. And there will be a Providence, Rhode Island show at some point, which will be announced separately as well. But, just out of those. There you go. And again, the pre-sale tickets go on sale Monday, November 9th, 2026 at 12 p.m. Eastern. So Eastern here, adjust wherever you may be in the world, in the country, if you're coming to hang out, at TheBasementYard.com. Monday, November 9th, pre-sale code BASEMENT. Okay? And the pre-sale window closes on Thursday, November 12th at midnight. And that's when general sale on Friday, November 13th. At noon, at TheBasementYard.com. Get your tickets. After, for general sale, no pre-sale code. No code or anything required. But, you guys have been so wildly supportive that there may or may not be tickets available at that point. I don't even know. But, we're excited. A couple new cities here. Cleveland, we've never been to. You know, Portland, Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So, yeah. We're excited. So, we love edging the New York crowd. We're edging them, yeah, for sure. Well, we're New Yorkers, you know. Gotta do it big. How are, because I know where it is. Yeah. Do you know where it is? Yeah. Yeah. Do we want to say where it is? No, we can't. Oh, you're edging even more, aren't you? Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I completely take that out. Also, I wanted to talk about this because- No, I don't want to talk about anything else. This is a 50 minute episode. I'm gone. Nope, nope, nope. I recently, I got a pa- What? I don't care. You have to care. Unfortunately, you got to continue to care. Okay, no, seriously, what? I care. Thank you, Oliver Twist. Yeah, you- No, I don't care. No, I had a neighbor open one of my packages by accident, and it could not have been this- The thing that I bought is the one thing in the last five years even that I wouldn't want a neighbor to open, and I just got unlucky. Wait, but why did they- Well, first of all, crime, you could literally report them and they will get arrested. Oh, my God. It's insane. I mean, you could, dude. But it's not like that serious. It was an accident, Frank. Do you like- It wasn't like bank documents or anything. I mean, you're saying it's the one thing over the last five years, and you told me the other day that you bought- Mm-hmm. I'm not gonna- You just start doing that before you have an idea. So look, they left me a note, and it said, "Sorry, this was in my mailbox, and I accidentally opened it." Oh, so it's not their fault. It's your fault. I didn't put it in the mailbox. It's the delivery driver's fault. Right. So, recently, I bought a book, and this book is the one that my neighbor accidentally opened, and it's a book called Bad Men: The Hidden Roots of Sexual Deception, Harassment, and Assault. Joey. And that's the book that they- That they accidentally opened, and I was just like, "Oh." It was recommended to me, and I thought it sounded interesting, but that's a weird thing for your neighbor to open. Brother. Isn't that bad? Also a weird thing to bring up on this show. Why? I don't know. You're not making yourself look like- What do you mean? It's not how to- I know that. I know that, but like- It's like the psychology behind why men are that way, so I'm like, "Oh, that's interesting. Let's get educated on this topic," but it's a weird thing for your neighbor to open. To open? What's the neighbor? I don't know, because that's the other thing, too. I would feel better if I knew them- If you knew the neighbor? Or if they left their apartment number or something. It just said neighbor, so I was like, "They're hiding." You don't know who it was. Because they were just like, "I want to make sure that this person doesn't know who I am." Basically, that's what it feels like, and I just feel weird now. We were going to joke and say like, "Oh, what was it? Kinky, kinky, kinky sex toy." Fuzzy handcuffs. Fuzzy handcuffs, or cake to sit on and fart. No, it was- This here is a fart cake. No, but yeah, it was a book about that. That is a bad look. That's the cover, too. It just says, "Bad men," and I'm like, "I'm hoping it's a good thing." If anything- I'm educating myself. Yes, very good for you. That's a responsible thing to do, and especially in a very interesting time where women need more allies and support. I hope the person who opened that put two and two together, and just be like, "Okay, this is someone who is trying to do that." Yeah, and it's not a how-to. Yeah, and they're not opening it and just like, "Have you ever seen those people that they get fake book covers, and they read the joke book covers, and it's like, 'How to poop on your partner and make it fun,' or something like that?" Yeah, yeah. But, oh, yeah. I don't know if I've ever- It's a tough one. I don't know if I've ever had a neighbor open up a package and be worried about the contents. I ordered Hannibal. Hannibal Holocaust, you know, the banned movie, whatever. What was that again? It sounds familiar. It's like the people go to the woods, and the tribe beats them up. Isn't that called The Green Inferno? Yeah, that's the remake of it. Either way, I bought that movie because it's banned. I wanted to see it. How'd you buy it? eBay. Just someone else had it. Are you admitting to a crime? No, no, no, it was fine. But the thing is, when the package got here- It's like, because, so it's banned because apparently, allegedly, there was, at the the time people believe that it was real footage of like real cannibals but i think since then they've come out and said like it's not real oh but it's been in a bunch of states either way i ordered it and a starfox game came instead oh i'm not i'm not upset about that so i got the starfox game i don't know what some child got but wait what happened wait was it your name maybe someone just got you oh no then they they emailed well then i just bought it again oh wait a second wait a second you fully got somebody else's package delivered to you and you didn't report it no i think what he just got got like they're like yeah it's this and they just sent like whatever oh yeah i wasn't sending it back i thought you meant like you ordered it but like these like you got like little timmy's package and you opened it saw it was starfox and you're like i'm just gonna keep this what i like to imagine is the person had two envelopes and he just swapped the things by accident so timmy are you more likely than i just got scammed maybe i got it eventually but then it was broken i couldn't watch it was it worth it no no you there's nothing wrong with it um which starfox game was it was it the remake oh i don't know what the do you mean you don't know i didn't have what i think it was on like it was on like playstation 2 i didn't i didn't play it i don't know starfox didn't come out for playstation because it's a nintendo property and also playstation 2 how old were you when you bought this no no this was recent i'm saying the game was old oh maybe it's gamecube actually oh well i mean so it was a starfox adventures for the gamecube couldn't i couldn't was there dinosaurs on the cover with starfox this is my fault yeah was there dinosaurs i know which one i know what you hear um yeah i mean i i that's i'm sure you're fine i'm sure yeah yeah yeah it was just like oh good this is you know someone that is trying to help i'm not too friendly with my neighbors my my neighbor who lives like immediately next door to me i knocked on his door once because i needed to borrow ice such a fucking neighborly thing to need yeah but my ice machine was like fucked up so i knocked on his door i was like can i have some ice please and he kind of like answered the door very frantically and was like it was all this so this is why it was weird right so he opened up his fridge and we have i guess a different fridge setup like it looked like a smaller fridge and he opened it and what you went into his apartment he he opened the door and told me to come in oh you stand right at the front you don't like they come in yes they do he said he said come in come in is like an entrance through the doorway it's not like take a look at my living room what do you mean bro he said come in i took four steps in i'm in the kitchen i feel like so when when someone when you answer the door and you say come in that is an invite to literally come in far enough so then the door could close behind them they stay right there they don't walk in and they look at whoa you know i mean i didn't go and take a dump in his bathroom i walked in a couple steps odd that that is your way of what i'm just saying that's an intimate room would require me opening something i just like walked in and i was in a space no you're wrong here i didn't have not done you're wrong come in is literally step in so they could close the door your back is basically on the door but but like if i show up to your house you're like come on in different you and i have known each other for 30 years but if you but if you but if someone showed up to your door and you said come in what do you expect them to do step in and stand right there so they're not the difference of them coming in then why why even come in so i could shut the door and i'm not heating the rest of the world or like cooling it down like the temperature if it's raining out or something like that you come in you stand right basically with the door on your back i i mean i wasn't that far into the apartment you said i walked into his kitchen i want i mean his kitchen was at the front i think uh you went too far in joey he also went into his fridge and instead of like i was like i don't need a lot like i had like a shaker and i was like just yeah just whatever and he was and he just handed me a full bag of ice and he was like yeah yeah here here so i had to walk over and grab the bag of ice and i was like oh i only need a few he's like just it's fine just take it oh he's getting me out of here quick well because you were just like you know he's like oh big rich guy down the hall he's got an ice maker and an ice machine we don't got that in our place he lives next door you said he has a different fridge he does he does so you got the premium fridge with the ice making capabilities i mean it broke and he's stuck i that's just that's the world that we live in now things aren't made to last they're made to be fun for right now so like he probably was was he clothed yeah you said starting a business can seem like a daunting task unless you have a partner like shopify they have the tools you need to start and grow your business from designing a website to marketing to selling and beyond shopify can help with everything you need there's a reason millions of companies like mattel heinz and all birds continue to trust and use them and if you have a partner like shopify on your side turn your big business idea into sign up for your one dollar per month trial at shopify.com special offer antic like was there anyone else there i don't not that i saw in that situation do you become a detective and look around like for as much information as you could get well i am interested in what other people's apartments look like and it was a completely different setup than mine but i like walked in that means poor no it doesn't yeah i walked in and i was like because when you walk into my apartment there's like a little tiny like hallway but with his you're kind of like in the kitchen already yeah um and even when i was touring the building i saw some other units the other ones weren't like that either so there's like a bunch of different setups for these for these uh apartments so i i was interested in being like going on here but i walked in couple steps nothing crazy and i just felt like he was ushering me out he's like take the ice and get the fuck out yeah i guess i gotta hold back i guess why would he answer under such like intense pretenses if he just didn't like it i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know like if you're that like worked up just don't answer the door i was so shy to knock on his door too i was like since before or after he saw the book oh no this was this was well before the book just happened i haven't even read the book yet be honest what are your least favorite i'm gonna give you a couple i'm not even gonna ask for a ranking i'm gonna give you a couple different ways of knocking on a door or like trying to get the attention of the people inside and you let me know which is your least favorite or give me a ranking if i'm on the inside give me like a do you like it or not but if i'm on the inside no you're the you're the knocker okay um just one of these yeah it's great you like that one yeah do you ever do this way this yeah no oh i do that you would um a knocker love that i don't know what it sounds like from the inside though it also doesn't feel like it needs to be longer i want to slam it like i want like because like it's just right here and it's just like a dink dink yeah like i want it like a little longer so i can really like you know let this throw it let this thing fly um the the like peephole that has the built-in doorbell that just sounds like a bell on a spring yeah i i kind of like some of those where's like yeah yeah you know geo has one of those yeah i don't like that it's not loud enough it does it like this way and it punches you back yeah yeah it's not it's never loud enough i've never had one because it's like um i mean the obvious one the traditional doorbell you know like a a bing bong bing bong or a bing dong yeah uh are you into like i like a male slot you know what i mean i like when i like when the male just falls on the ground are you into like a fun doorbell sound what do you mean like you you press it and it's like it's a little wane or something not that fun but like it'll be like no this ain't church i don't need it what is that sound by the way the church is that a church thing well the church does do that i know but that was also we had a clock in our living room what it what it actually means is like if you hear that bell look at the bell goes off at 11 during for mass like it's the beginning of mass but if it goes off at 12 it means that either the pope or one of the cardinals like have passed away oh there's like messaging behind when bells go off i don't know i just made that up why would you do that i just it felt like i could get away with it and then i felt bad in the middle of it i was like this sounds too good well because it was the death of a cardinal or a pope oh yeah i mean they're old they go they do smoke though in italy they do the white smoke they do black smoke red smoke i think the thing might go off just like every hour do you think if they finally have a gay pope they'll do like pink smoke a go a go you ever see those sprays that you throw into the fire and it's like rainbow i mean brother we grew up watching are you afraid of the dark i've done it with handfuls of sand and i have just affected the quality of the fire i i bought uh stuff like that when i had a fireplace yeah i had a fireplace in one of my apartments so i went on amazon and i bought this thing that like it's just like a powder and you throw it in there and it's like not that cool it only works for like a few seconds yeah it's like oh look green green and it's gone it burns quick well yeah because you're burning you're throwing a chemical in a fire i will that's probably not good to breathe in yeah i imagine not and i imagine it's supposed to be done with certain types of fire like natural fires because like there are natural like wood burning fireplaces and then like we have a gas one so like i imagine you shouldn't do it in the gas one probably probably not right i love a good fireplace dude i love fireplaces i love turning it on and then you just feel the heat and you look at it and you just like you see it's like there the you're talking about the existence of fire yeah yeah it is like hypnotizing it my uncle's got a great fireplace what what made it better than anyone else's because it's cozy and it's like it's like in the wall there's a lot of wood and you can just sit like on a rug and like the christmas tree is usually right there and i just sit there and i look at it and i'm like what have i become even what have i become you know i'm so here what song is that i know my song what song is that i'm saying mine is everyone's everyone's favorite like i'm sad about life song i'm going to put this song on i was thinking creep oh no it's creep did they say what have i become no no no but i know that's my thought of like who am i actually who who could i be i mean i think in that song the idea of the song creep is that they know what they are and it's a creep i'm a freak no it's creep oh yeah i'm a creep i'm a weirdo well great yo really good song the hell am i doing here i don't belong here yo great song i love that oh she's you know on the original rock band that song went fucking quadruple platinum in my house yeah that danny california and green grass and high tides and foreplay long time you remember long time um i was singing hurt by johnny cash i hurt myself today can i say hot take steaming hot take oh i don't know if i'm ready for this one crazy i i just i just i just it's a ring of fire oh no dude i just i just uh johnny cash had some bangerangs i'm not trying to be disrespectful he's just not for me well i mean i get that it's not for you but like you're also like you love a whiny white guy so why not he was he was like the original like whiny white guy he just hit it with a bit of a you know it just it just feels like uh like a burp uh it's someone that's like trying to clear it and they're like right here like yeah it's like sometimes ant gets a johnny cash thing going well no ant gets a lot out of the room he gets that he gets a gummy there's a lot of wet yeah i don't know you don't you don't clear your voice sometimes you just let it you sound like a lizard and you're like i'm just gonna do that i try it's when i have coffee my ears are wet my mouth's wet that's just i'm a wet boy you're soaking wet dude crazy imagine you had a vagina that'd be great that would you cash was like one of those singers who just sang about fucking whatever like he has songs like ring of fire where it's just like all right like it's a love song then he has other stuff he has one whole song called one piece at a time where he just talks about working at like a car manufacturer and stealing a piece of the car to build his own car that's the whole song let's walk the line is that him too that's a little more of yes well uh it's um uh i'll walk the line yes yes yes yes yes yes yes but then like there's that there's uh there's one called boy named sue you ever hear that one what's that about it's about how this guy is at a bar gets into a bar fight and it's because his name is sue he's a boy who's the boy the boy the guy in the bar fight his name is sue and he oh so he's so people are trying to bully him for being susan for being a for his name is sue and then he gets it he finds his his dad left him and his mom when they were young sue sue's dad sue's dad he finds them he finds his dad in a bar and goes to beat him up sue's trying to fuck his dad up yeah for naming him sue for naming him sue and his dad was just like i gave you that because i knew you had to be tough in this world so i gave you the name sue that's the song and then at the end he's like you could have named me bill or george or anything it's true yeah and everyone was named george but like that's about random shit it's a boy named sue i do like johnny cat i didn't grow up with him at all but like i found him into like my early 20s and i vibe with some of his shit one time me and my friend we took some stuff and our babysitter some stuff back up drugs what's that drugs just something and our babysitter uh played hurt johnny cash 15 times in a row and we never allowed him to hang out with us again you didn't let your babysitter hang out with you again something your parents must have been so mad at you dude wait your your babysitter took something no well the song hurt bro you need a babysitter and you're doing drugs you do actually wait are you understanding my question i am i don't think you're understanding mine yeah yeah yeah yeah he's not understanding mine no you both you're not understanding each other i'm not hearing disconnect in the middle his is his misunderstanding is funnier it's very no this is accurate he's very accurate and yours is very accurate too like there's a clear thing no we're doing good but yeah they played hurt by johnny cash 15 times and we kicked him out of the house babysitter the babysitter played this song i first heard the song hurt because of like most of my music in the early 2000s through wwe because like classy freddy blassie passed away and they were like this is you don't know classy freddy blassie classy freddy blassie blassie oh classy freddy blassie he was like he was like classy finger blast that's who's that that's classy finger blassie no he was like an old wrestling guy like do you remember the early 2000s they'd be like oh a wrestling legend and he'd be like oh i'm a 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And again patreon.com slash the basement you guys have been so supportive and heartwarming and loving and dubbing and all that fun stuff so thank you let's get back to it okay all right so classy freddy blasting classy finger blast okay it was this fucking old-timey wrestler and the wwe would like wheel him out and just be like he's a legend and he was used to like he was used to like hype them up before the survivor series where it was like who's gonna win the wwe or the wcw slash ecw the invasion you know the alliances they were called and then the reason he died and then they played the tribute song as hurt by johnny cash all that just to come back to the johnny cash oh okay so we were classy finger blasty yeah just to wait can you look up the of them power bombing may young please the video alone is just well you know it's actually it's jarring who did the dudley boys power bombing may young and fabulous moolah all right i'll try to find a video you guys keep on what a sentence what a full sentence and like i remember it was at the time where like the power bomb was like sexually gratifying for bubba ray dudley what does that mean he has like a look of like pure like he's reached pure nirvana oh my god from from power yeah bro and like these women are also may young like showed her tits at at a pay-per-view back then yo it's committed man she was in her 80s getting power bombed that's insane i mean which that's the dream of she's she's dead right so if it's very far gone she was she is truly a legend though can we bro look at this this is an 80 year old woman oh i did i forgot it was off the stage look at his face oh and she had a broken neck already yo this shit was crazy all right absolutely we can't keep showing it bananas yeah wwe's gonna fucking yeah yeah like i got there you know or what season this is what a fight triple h don't you said that no don't don't um but that song is good it's not you know that's not an original johnny cash song i don't even know the song i hurt myself today oh that's the only part i know to see if i still feel oh jeez i focus on the pain it's sad only thing that's real what have i become my sweetest friend yeah it's a nine inch nail song that he did a cover for ah and they were just like trent resner just like he can have it as far as we're considered johnny cash has earned it interesting you don't have any songs that you throw on where he's like i'm sad this is what i'm gonna listen to um yeah i guess all of the music you listen to is sad music a lot of it is you know i went to the car and i found a car and i want to see the car my love wants a day that's all i'm joking that's your noah kahn impression that's my noah kahn impression you know do noah kahn did you do it again uh just like give me something sad to be like to be sad about uh you're waking up alone and i'm finding that i'm alone but honestly the heartbreak of being alone is what i deserve today and i've been alone but i don't know that being alone is where i want to be the beetle the being alone oh god i got it you know it's like waking up with it no is it cold in my bed because loneliness is warmer than a cold sun is that it am i kind of like on something there i i don't i don't know but i don't think so you know you know the song like we were meant to live for so much more we were meant to live for so much more have we lost ourselves yeah we i remember i thought it was without some time or something and you you recently on an episode told me that's what it means without some time in seventh grade i was listening to that in the shower i guess and i walked out my dad goes you all right yeah he heard you well that's the worst because he probably thought you were cranking debt soldier boy if you get what i'm saying don't think that maybe he thought he was cranking some tears and yeah yeah real i mean the i think the sad song for when we were growing up was the reason by who mistake brother yeah i mean it starts off as sad as you could get i'm not a perfect person yeah also the simple plan song hey dad look at me what song is that uh what's that song called think back and talk to me did i grow up according to plan yeah i know that's oh it's perfect it's called perfect and it's like the chorus is like sorry i can't be perfect that song sucks it sounds like is that what i won bingham too no you you won two i'm not paralyzed speaking of fingers that's finger oh yeah i see finger 11 finger blasting finger 11 blasty what can you do me a favor look up the saddest song like the sad songs of the mid-2000s didn't we do a uh you that was you and danny because i once pitched oh wow that was so long i once pitched us songs to cry to and you said like no did i seven sad songs about when you're feeling hella moody by cosmopolitan oh how to save a life good one vindicated by dashboard confessional such a good song it reminds me of spider-man what which song is that i think it was like it was in the promo for some spider no the first spider-man movie the promo was and they said that a hero could save us yeah but the uh the james blunt goodbye my lover rips me apart see people talk about like jojo's songs as being sad but it's more like a banger she has more of a confidence to yeah like it's too little too late like too little too like it's sad but like frankie help me gears of war 2 the trailer oh yeah tears uh um mad world by gary jules i don't like that song it's creepy it's creepy perfect for that game but that's that's also a cover the original is i think tears by my lover is so crazy tears for fear did i disappoint you or let you down no but like there are those like you know what's so you know what song i recently heard and i was like yo this song is not as good as i remember it to be um the million fireflies owl city you would not believe your eyes but like it's so like i think it's 10 million whatever the amount is 100 million 100 million i just like it's so like or like 2010s coded yeah where i'm just like it's not that good it's just like it's it's like a it's beep beep boop boop like it sounds like a robot i got it hallelujah oh that's a that's a good sad song i heard there was a secret girl in heaven that david played to please the lord but you don't really care for music you don't really care for music do you what's the name of the guy that sings that it's something like this the fourth the fifth the minor falls in the major layer it's broken i'm confused isn't there like an infinite amount of verses to that song i think actually i mean it's like it's it's i think it's named written by someone named rufus which is as whiny of a white guy name as you could get i just i just do a hallelujah shrek soundtrack i just did that one yeah it's a banger honestly it is but like it is as sad as it could get is it rufus leonard cohen that's it i mean it's not rufus if not rufus i mean it could be leonard rufus for the shrek the one from shrek the one from shrek you see his sideburns brother my god here and white than that yeah he's getting the side swiped no offense rufus you see what you're working with here yeah this is crazy you know you you understand nah the song from fucking what's it called mad sad toy story i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know but that's what's her name uh sarah that's sarah mclaughlin yeah she made a whole like if there is anyone that has made more white sad lady who's made more white people cry sarah mclaughlin's up there um diana princess diana well that's you know like everyone everyone cried princess diana oh no they took die that's what they remember they were like princess die die i remember that was a big thing but i like i don't remember much about i was too young a lot of people we're talking about the crown and stuff now people would like they got a lot of comments on that there's like the conspiracy theory that like she was yeah she was taken she was in minecraft taken from us yeah you know i don't really know too much to be honest with you but I have a science question. Who is that? There's no easy way to transition from finger blasty, finger 11, fireflies, and Princess Diana's death. Yeah. My science question. Before you say it, better or worse than the last one? Listen up, fucking Arlie Ermey, GI douchebag. Oh, my God. You're completely dressed like you're from Vietnam. Oh, you're talking to me? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were addressing somebody. No. Arlie Ermey, he was the, like, when they needed a military guy in a movie. You know who I'm talking about. Guess what, private? You know, that guy. Oh, yes. From fucking Full Metal Jacket. Yeah. Yeah. That's Arlie Ermey. R.I.P. He's gone. Oh. He was also in Toy Story 2. He did the voice of the toy soldiers. Are you going to get to this question? I guess not. It's better because I think this is a legitimately good one. Okay. I don't know if they're still used. From designing a website to marketing to selling and beyond, Shopify can help with everything you need. There's a reason millions of companies like Mattel, Heinz, and Allbirds continue to trust and use them. Sign up for your $1 per month trial at Shopify.com. But a USB stick. USB drive? Thumb drive? A lot of people refer to them as? Yeah. Did you ask if a USB is still being used? Also, you said USB stick. I mean, like, air dropping and Bluetooths and all that is way more prevalent now than that. Yeah. Yeah. You talking about like a flash drive? Yeah. Okay. Flash drive. Let's say it holds a terabyte of data. We're talking about external hard drives. Okay. Let's say it. Let's say. Let's say it's 10 megabytes. That's nothing. A terabyte. Just whatever. All right. Let's say. Is it different? A flash drive. Yeah. Let's say 500 gigs. Okay. I don't know. I don't have it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Okay. Whatever the amount of a dedicated WAM it has. You know that reference. WAM? It feels like you've never used one. I know WAM. Do you know what a computer is? Yeah. So say you have a flash drive. Okay. You take this flash drive and you weigh it. You weigh it on a scale. Okay. Whatever it weighs. Put it into a computer. Fill it up to the brim with as much data as you can. Yeah. So it has no free space left. Yeah. Take it out. Yeah. Weigh it. Yeah. Do those weight. Are those weights the same? Before I answer your question, are you serious? Seriously. I'm being serious. Are you being serious? Stick to it now. No. Why? Frank, why would it weigh something different? Because you're putting something in there. I'm asking a question. Please don't talk to me. Please don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot. I'm talking. This is a fucking. This is a safe space. You're being brave? I'm being so brave. Then I'll. I'm exposing myself here. I'm retracting. Let me expose myself to you so you can make me feel better. Use different words. That computer. Yes. Do you think. I'm not saying it's going to add like 10 pounds, but is there any. Is there a measurable difference if you put data on a flash drive and then. But what makes you think that data weighs anything? Well, because. It is something. But things are weightless. Does Wi-Fi weigh something? I'm sure there is a measurable. Wi-Fi is a wavelength. You're sure? Yeah. There is a way to measure it. Maybe and not an atomic weight, but they measure it by hertz. But OK, but would that have an atomic weight? I'm sure it will. This hurts. But you just said not an atomic weight. I'm sure it will. It will? Like, eventually, I'm going to have a stroke. I liked I liked your question. So a Google Drive, you know, 10 gigs of storage. There's zero on it. I just got to say something. I don't like how giggly you are. It's coming. It's taking it's taking a lot of maturity in me to not take it as disrespect. I'm not. No, it's you're very brave. I'll fucking. How about this? You're very brave. I will get to the remaining ads so you guys can. We'll we'll download for a second. OK. 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First of all, second of all, yeah, I if the answer is like this is supposed to be clear, I think it is a good thought provoking question. But but like so when you when you have like you're thinking this, right? The he's making me laugh. But like, OK, so Google, for instance, right? Your Google Drive. Yes, we have a Google Drive that has like terrible. Bites of stuff on there. Where would that weight live? Google Drive is different because that is like an external like that, like like Google Drive is its own like place. Like it's kind of a website service. But where is it in my computer? No, because you're downloading it to like you're basically accessing an online server cache or server that is holding it for you that you have access to. I'm talking about you have your own. You have your own physical thumb drive. Like this is the this is the thing, the thing that you're putting the data on. It's not like on a server or a service that is holding it for you that you can access. You physically put a thumb drive into a computer, fill it up with as much information is there. I'm not saying it's going to be like you put it in there and it's half a pound. You take it out. It's two pounds. But is there a measurable difference now that it is holding its capacity in data? I am inclined to say no, though. OK. So the ones and zeros. Right. That's what all information on the Internet is made up of is already on the USB. It's just not configured in the way the data is presenting. Does that make sense? See, like this is this is this is why I don't answer, though. But maybe it is an answer. But also, I'm more inclined to laugh at your dumb ass reaction because you're Colonel Giggles. But also, if you're you're talking about like so the actual physical thing that you're holding. Yes. Right. Yes. That has a weight, obviously, because there is a physical aspect. Yes, it is matter. We're talking about data, which is kind of like. But if you put if you put data into something, does that change it to a measurable degree? It could be point one. And like, say you wipe off all like, you know, like oil residue from your hands and stuff like that. Like, yeah, I'm not going. Oh, well, because that is a thing. It's like contact. I wouldn't say that's why it would change. We're asking if data has a way. I'm asking if data has a weight. inside some capacity is this something i have to put into google i don't know is it no you're like you're talking about this like you're talking about this like it's a question that people have not considered i think that i am doing the brave thing here if i'm nothing else right now i'm a hero but what i like the question but but like if you so like uh you know wi-fi right like the what'd you call them radio waves or something yes why would you not be able to feel that at all because it is so unbelievably sent like not like it is so like you can't see it but it's there you know what i mean like it is not like you're it won't transfer or be a measurable effect on your body but you believe that it's like there and when you're like physically touching it i mean it is but like it but like you think it has a weight is my point like you're like i mean in essence if it is a physical thing in some capacity like but how would it move like the way it does if it's a physical thing though like the wavelengths you know what i mean yeah i didn't i don't know we've reached the edge of the universe i'll type it in does i don't think that's a crazy data have a weight and this is this show we we go ha ha he he and all the giggles but like a full usb drive does not weigh more than an empty one we have an answer yeah also that is provided by ai so i'm not gonna believe it we go to bbc go to the bbc whoa go to the okay what are you looking up here at those watches on the side huh this is this is a work computer this is santa claus studios isn't me um that didn't give much um i'm not going to read it yeah i'm not going to read it either why your usb set gets lighter when it's full let's click on that oh so i guess listen to let's let's see first if there's an answer then then there is a measurable difference um oh and actually wait you'd intuitively assume that a full usb stick would be heavier than an empty one as there's more on it paradoxically however the opposite is true the more data you have in your speed the lighter it becomes but how interesting so wait hold on we're also i don't know so what is that oh frank frank you're onto something here a single electron of mass we're going to the one two three we're going to the i didn't say that it's like but this is what he said i said measurable okay you can still see that the weight difference is practically zero in terms so this is too many numbers but it's saying it gets lighter actually i don't know why that so the question that i asked go back is is there is there a measure no no no you go back we'll see a different one is there a measurable difference in the weight and although it is not apparent by and it is close enough to being zero that they might just say no there is a measurable difference they get lighter so right and wrong yeah right and wrong i posed the question so you said does it get heavier yeah like it's the opposite yeah we laughed because obviously it gets lighter that's why yeah that's why we're laughing i'm not kidding i could throw this with confidence and hit him he's a professional rage baiter negligible who's to say yes in the grand scheme of things it is negligible but when you get into discussing the weight of an atom it is a measurable difference it's a weight wow yeah they need a charge it's like how batteries weigh more when they're charged is that true there's a charge in them electrons weigh i never this never crosses my mind honestly it's the same thing i think it's the same thing i think it's the same thing i think it's the same thing i think it's the same thing have a weight okay because i the idea of like wi-fi and even a telephone call just makes no sense well does light have a weight light yeah oh now we're getting too far you should have asked ndt all this stuff yeah i should have you guys got you text give him a call no oh wavelengths don't have a weight yeah it's traditional weight like i guess they're not they're not measured like this i suppose oh wait go back up yeah sure it says they carry energy and they can contribute to an effective weight under specific conditions i don't know if that means they have weight but that's like how they act different when you're looking at them and not the whole thing they're very weird i don't know so what have we learned as you guys sit there and giggle mcgee about about good old i said i was inclined to say no about good old frank turns out i'm on to something well they don't get heavier you know that that was not specifically like maybe that was the way it was framed but i kept repeating is there a measurable difference yeah i guess there is i never i never considered the fact that like electrons or whatever would change the weight of something i thought that zeros and ones in the binary code just weigh the same you say you were saying like i don't even know what that means like you were a fucking supercomputer yeah like well with zero and ones and i'm like you've lost me i didn't know they weigh differently i know what what that is i don't know it's binary code but i don't know that i don't know what that is well sure it's like the matrix honestly well i know i mean i i assumed but i there's like a zero and one literally it's a combination of zeros and ones that will mean anything it can mean a letter it can mean a number it's it's i'll tell you what's not computing what that what what you're saying are words i know and i know that's probably the answer i just can't i think what we have found here is that i am not as stupid as ant thinks i am i said it was a good question i said that i said it was a brave question if it was brave definitely and we learned something today i am brave i believe i i i believe that i am i'm not sure you can measure that difference on any scale but technically i mean technically there is a scale that is measured no they're just doing it like math wise like electron weighs this much so technically it's how the fuck can they weigh an electron it's a great question i'm sure there's it's a great question a way to use it science bro how did we get to the point where we've gotten that in like we got so small that we could see an atom and an electron and then we like do we how can we do that i've been like reposting the videos from the hot ones game night episode with neil degrasse tyson to the point where like now my algorithm will just randomly show me him talking science not upset about it very cool with it but like apparently we just took a picture of like the space in between something and it's like that was never a thing what are you talking about there's like space in between stuff like oh there was a tiktok that he made of steven spielberg asking him a question and he's like what's the space in between yo look that shit up it's called like space talk with neil degrasse tyson because he's he's plugging his book as if this guy needs to be more rich so very specific yeah you're talking about his whole thing like that wasn't very specific we're not gonna find this clip you're talking about it's like him talking with steven spielberg we probably won't be able to play that neil degrasse tyson's taking that down you think so he's coming for us where's your boy i'll fight him you know what's crazy about what's crazy about you said is we figured out how to see those atoms and then split them and then big boom yeah why and collide them yeah i don't understand how people have figured out anything like y'all brother me and you both it's insane and i don't understand how like there are examples of people having gotten this information before the invention of pencils they like figured this out in like you know 4 bc and they're and like now we're just like yeah they were right there's so many things like who thought of the telephone what happened to my voice it's like someone doesn't want me to talk about but like the telephone someone was like oh wouldn't that be cool and then you figured it out well ali gb was the one that figured it out ali gb yeah alexander graham bell oh not sasha barricone yeah deep cut ali not that deep new movie coming out ali g wait dude wasn't it not alexander graham bell uh-oh i think he might have done like he was like that home one he was like uh he was credited but there was actually someone else oh he stole let me guess let me guess ali gb stole it from you know he was the first patent thief several others invented developed similar earlier voice i heard i like heard that one time i don't know if it's true or not but gb gets a look at the guardian actually yeah did not invent the telephone oh there was a ruling stealing italian ideas your dad's gonna be hype they always do your dad's gonna be pumped yo do you know that the italians stole the bones of santa claus what where and what so santa claus was it the italians i believe it was the italians the guy who was like this is saint nick died and then his bones were stolen by italians they were just taking shit huh i'm serious everything is somewhere stole santa claus's bones type that in everyone everything is stolen from something italians sailors stole the mortal remains of saint nicholas oh it's just it's the italian pirates the italians they stole santa claus's bones what are the italian pirates the great heist of santa claus i told you what they were stealing bones damn and they're the ones Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, they stole his bones. What would an Italian pirate sound like? Careful. It's his people, yeah. He can say whatever he wants. Oh, true, I forgot about that. The Italians, what would they sound like? I don't know. A sailor? No, an Italian pirate. An Italian pirate? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I can't really think of an Italian word at the moment. You can do it. Instead of barrels of rum, it was just barrels of espresso. That sounds lovely. Not for you, in your heart. Your heart? Not for you, in your heart, Mr. Decaf. What do you think would happen if you had a barrel of espresso? Your heart would pop? Yes. I mean, not just me, just anybody. You're not allowed to have that much caffeine. I've seen pure caffeine. I saw a video of a tea. They make tea resin, and they burn off some of the caffeine, and it crystallizes at the top of the building, like in the room, at the top of the room on the ceiling. And it's like, it looks like cocaine. Can you, like, go over and, like, lick it? Yeah. And you're like, oh, I'm jacked up. Yeah, I'm sure you can. You can buy, like, caffeine pills. Have you ever been in a salt room? Yes, brother. Have you? Yes. Where? I didn't lick the room. What did you say? What? What did you say? You licked the room? I licked the wall. You licked the wall? Yes. Why? If you put me in a room and say this wall is made entirely of salt, do you think I'm not going to lick it? I would hope. Well, your hope is out the window. You licked the wall? Yeah. Where were you? There's a spa. You licked the wall of a public spa? Why don't you just drink out of the toilet while you're at it? Why don't you just drink out of the toilet? It was a nice spa, and it was an area that I don't think probably was licked before. Think? Probably. That's your issue, buddy. I don't think it has probably done that. First of all, there's a really nice spa that I'm shocked you haven't been to. It's wonderful. I know why you haven't been to it. It's in Jersey. And they have a room that is like several floors. It's called Sojo. It's a spa up in North Jersey. It's right outside the city. And it's like several floors. It's like one floor is all different types of hot tubs. So it'll be like one is a Japanese wood one. One is carbonated water. One is this. Carbonated water? Yes. Does that feel weird? Yes. Bubbles all on your balls? Bro, your skin starts to turn cherry red because it's opening up the blood vessels and capillaries and shit like that. Whoa. It's cool, dude. It's worth going. And there's one floor of this place. So you start at like, let's say it's like the sixth floor, and you work your way all the way up to the roof. And it's like sixth floor is all the hot tubs. Seventh floor is all saunas and cold rooms. So it's like one room is like it's an ice room. It's zero degrees in there. One room is it's a charcoal sauna. One room is a red clay sauna, white clay sauna. One was a salt room. Is it like hot? Yeah. It's like hot. Well, the salt room, I think, was just like not as intense as like a sauna. It was meant to just be like it's you're just in the salt room because people believe that that's salt. What does salt do? I don't know. But like, that's why salt lamps are a thing. They give off like a calming aura or something and like radio waves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, crystals. Halo therapy. Salt particles for respiratory skin and relaxation benefits. I mean, did it dehydrate you? He's not he's not eating the wall. I hope you did you eat it. I just went a little this just to make sure it was salt. Did you get your teeth in there? No, just a little lick. I showed you exactly what I did. And it was a little like this. Yeah. I have a picture of it on my Instagram. Oh, I like recently. Oh, that's not what I was picturing. I was picturing something that looked like a like a cave with. What's that called? Stalactites. Stalactites. No, no stalactites there. It was like salt bricks. Got it. OK. And it was very cool. And I. Yeah. Look, I wouldn't like the wall of a spa. Oh, there's me. That's an interesting pose. Yeah. And there's my tongue out. Did you have your wiener out, too? Um, short naked. I might have had underwear on. I think I had underwear on. OK. I was there with Becca. Did you do like is it your underwear or they give you an underwear? That's a good question. I don't remember. I haven't gone. Oh, no, I'm due to go back to this incredible spa. You got to figure out what underwear you wear. Now I got to go figure out what they do, what the underwear situation is at this incredible spa. Got to do it. Calm down. Who said I'm going with you? Oh, that was a triple thing. No, I'm. Hey, babe, I'm going to I'm going to go to this sauna. I'm going to go to this the spa with the bros. The five level sauna. That's fine. You should go. Both of you. It's actually really nice. You see the spa that has that room where you're in a jacuzzi and then it's like it looks there's a screen and it's raining. I want to go to that one. Oh, yeah. So bad. Like in Sweden or. Yeah, it's somewhere in Europe. I looked. I mean, why? Why again? Why again? Why? You want to go? Yeah, let's go. The place Sojo has. I was doing a free plug for this place now. I mean, if you want to send me some stuff, that'd be sweet. Or send me there. That would be very sweet. If you want to send me a whole salt room. They have like an infinity pool that's like heated on the roof. And then they have like a hot sand. Hot sand. Yeah, dude. I would do this in like. Not what I expect. Guys. Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, it's no, that's cool. I want to get rained on. Yeah, I like being in the torrential downpour. Yes. I love being out. Why don't we have a rain spa in New York or New Jersey? I'm sure there probably is one. You have that. Also, now you'll go with us. Now I have to look it up. No, I mean. Look it up. We'll talk about them, get free plug, and then we'll also get free gushers. Where did that come from? I mean, we talk about brands all the time. Oh, yeah. Gushers. It's not as cool as that one. Damn. Well, no, no, no, no. Brands. Brands? Brands? I don't know. I'm joking. I'm joking. Well, that's all we have for today, folks. Just to remind you. Yeah, I was going to remind them too. Monday, November 9th at 12 p.m. Eastern, which is noon. TheBasemear.com. That is when these new cities, the tickets for these will drop. Presale. Presale will drop and use the code basement at TheBasemear.com to get your tickets. Again, that is Monday, November 9th at 12 p.m. noon. Sharp. Third show added for Chicago. Chicago, Illinois. March 14th at the Chicago Theater because you guys crushed the first two. Let's make it a full weekend. Let's have a good time. April 8th, Cleveland, Ohio at the Key Bank Theater. Nashville, Tennessee on April 9th at the Pinnacle. May 15th, Boston, MGM Music Hall at Fenway. May 20th, Seattle, Washington at the Paramount. May 21st, Portland, Oregon, the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall. May 23rd, Denver, Colorado at the Belco Theater. June 5th and 6th, Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Theater Saint-Denis. And then June 12th, New York show, which we will announce at a later point in time. And also at some point, Providence, Rhode Island. But we don't know when or how that's going to be announced. So more info to come. But go check it out. Yeah, go check it out. All the info could be found at TheBasemear.com too. Go to TheBasemear.com. Stay tuned on the socials. You'll find out when these are popping off. Frank, where can they find you? The Frank Alvarez. The Basemanyard. Patreon.com slash TheBasemanyard. Fucking go fucking look everywhere. And Ant Prisco on Instagram. And go check out TheBasemanyard.com. TheBasemanyard on TikTok and Instagram and that is all. See you guys next time. 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