#575 - Work Hard, Play Harder

Welcome back to the basement Welcome back to the basement yard Frank. I gotta be honest with you. I just caught a with myself on the low fucking stinky You stink like ship a little bit. No, just like like a big ship. No slow down. I'm not like we wait like like shit or like ship I wish I smelled like a ship. Well, you wish you you wish you smell like barnacles What a barnacle smell like I don't know. I was a little smell like I don't even know what a barnacle It's a smell awful. It's just like when there's like dead shit in it. That's when it smells like shit. Wait, what's a barnacle? It's like a little animal that like builds a little shell and like lives in a little fucking shell with a little hole to top of it It's like a boat pimple. Yeah kind of when they're also on whales, right? Are they a whales? I may be maybe on like slower living animals, but like they're like there's animals in their brother You ever see them crunch them off of lobsters. They go on lobsters. Do we eat them? I don't think we can eat those little mother fuckers. Yeah, brother. This is gross looking. I kind of like them No, they could like hurt animals So like they can grow you've never seen the people that take them off of lobsters No, dude. There's like scraping barnacles off of lobsters scraping They use like fucking like needle nose pliers and shit like that because they're like strong bitches Oh, they're a little strong rocks, but there's the in the middle that little thing in the middle is an animal Yeah, people like scrape them off. I Like I like knew like that like when I'm looking at it I'm like, I know that's a barnacle, but I don't know what it is. I I'm pretty sure it's an animal and the thing around it is like a shell Yeah, it can like fuck with like ships. It can propellers. It could fuck with lobsters But every time I see a picture of a propeller I just think of Titanic and I do jumping off the back and one and just spin and like But dang I like that shit. I love that sound You like so I like the sound of a body hitting a propeller of the I guess that's what I like it. I mean, I get you know what it's all right. It's a one-of-one sound So you know what else I really like when you throw you remember at the end of Tommy boy where he throws a football and it hits the old lady in the face And it makes that like I the the the sound of like when a ball hits someone's face That's a very very good sound like the team. It's like a Pink it like that. It's a pain. I fuck with that sound. That is a really good sound But bro there they're there's this tiktok account where these guys are like ship Urz Sailors that should man up one of those three. Yeah, and then they'll fucking like find a lobster And they'll be like this poor guy Got too many barnacles on it, and it's like fucking with its ability to like be a lobster So let's just take them off help them out scrape them off throw it back in wow. I want to catch a fish Just to have the feeling of you fucking tossing that bitch back into the water. Yeah, you know what I mean like I doesn't hurt them Hook is in their face. I know that part. I imagine isn't sick Yeah, but like when you like toss it back. Oh, I mean if you throw it like Vlad Guerrero Maybe I don't think I'm hop step and toss it. Yeah, you can't grok spike it into the ocean Yeah, like let it go. I don't think that's what's happening, but like I think they're durable You can throw them around are they well probably the bigger the fish the more durable they are if I take a little sunny And I toss that bitch. It's probably gonna get in a little bit of trouble I can try to toss a like a swordfish. It's not enough that's gonna happen first of all You ain't picking up a swordfish. I don't even know how big they are a swordfish can get up to like a thousand pounds can't they? That's a big fish like they they could be and they they've got that bitch on the top That's the sword part of the whole name. I'd yeah, I don't I mean listen. I have no idea But guys today we actually have a surprise that's right. Yeah, we have a lot of surprise Yeah, first I was stinky and now we have a surprise. Yeah, he's stinky and now we have a surprise watch it But me and me and Frank have been doing this thing behind the scenes here since Halloween's coming up We came up with an idea and now we're kind of gonna present it to each other for the first time But independently we have been working with our merch company to create a Halloween costume Of each other. Yes So we haven't seen these he made me I made him Is that yeah, I think that's the idea. Okay. Yeah, so we're revealing it for the first time And also these will be available for purchase Today, so if you're watching this you can go on Santa got studios.com and get it and I'll take this though Limited edition. Let's do limit it. Let's let's let's do work quickly here. Okay, because I'll tell you right now There's only 500 of each of them. I feel like I put a lot of thought into mine Um, I feel like you're really an angry at the at this one. Well, you may not you may be angry too I don't know the fuck do I gotta be angry about I don't know. I don't gotta be angry about shit I don't get angry about anything. So the joke there is that I just got angry right? Do you want to show me so so there's some There's like a main component and then there's some I got some like accessories. Yeah, I got some accessories too We were told to have accessories. We got a velcro sneaker back there. What's going on? No, you aren't cool enough to wear velcro sneakers anymore I'm not old enough to wear a velcro sneaker or a young or not a young enough you get that one who the fuck is you can wear them right now if you want I mean do they make velcro sneakers for people are age. I'm sure they do, but no one wears them Frank they exist. It's just it's just anything. Alright, let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. First thing I have because obviously you need like You need to look like me. You need to look like you which are part of me is my clothing Exactly Yes, all right now. We're fucking talking yo Hold on. It's a it's a Hawaiian shirt, but also if you notice First of all get the tag get the tag away from there. No, we don't need that If you notice there's a hot dog in it. We you unironically made a sick Hawaiian shirt Look at that and it's also drizzled in the perfect way Yeah, and I noticed by the way no mustard because get that the fuck off my shirt I would never put mustard on my shirt because I'm an American. So I'm saying so this is I'm not I feel like you would wear it. Yes Unironically nice shirt. I know like that is a good shirt. I know it's gonna make my shirt. Maybe me maybe a little not as Wait, what does that mean? Well yours is as you could see here It says overpriced, but super trendy t-shirt You're a piece of shit you're a you're a garbage man and it's like in like the font Where it's just like you know the like Brooklyn like you know, it's just what it is and it's black and white like the blenciaga shirts That we talked about Which I still have yet to see you've ever seen one still have not seen one And my eyes have been a gate the whole time. Well, don't say a gate. So you can we you can wear this t-shirt Wow, and you could do like the messy hair. You could do the the facial hair and everything the messy hair and you're right there Yeah, you're right there messy trendy messy though. It's not like sure you got like messy messy sure It's it's a good. I think that that works unironically would you wear this? No, yeah But I get why you would you would put that on there? Yes Do you also so we have accessories yes, can I go my first one ache? We'll snake it. Yeah, okay, so You can't be Joey without Quietly flaunting your will All right What does this mean? So we have a wallet here And as you can see it's a $5,000 bill with your face on it and an actual wallet. Yeah, it's a functioning actual wallet Like you could it could hold I don't know how well. It's gonna hold a picture of me on the front Yes, you're on the dollar the $5,000 bill And it says the basement yard will pay to the bearer on demand And then it says making money is laborious You you had to sneak that in on there, you know, sometimes you got to be consistent. So it's like an actual wallet Yes, actual wallet. It has the Queen's New York Oh, that's fire. Yeah at the bottom. It says Santa goto for the treasurer of the United States Which way that we're going you might be there And the basement yard logo with the Queen's sigil again. I mean this is this is a beautiful wallet. You can hold actual money You know I'm gonna I'm gonna snake so we're gonna I'll do two in a row. You're gonna snake. Okay. I have I mean this I feel like if you're frank and you're wearing the uh the Hawaiian shirt. Yes, and it's got the hot dog on it. Yes, let's make it realistic. Let's get an actual But it's squishy is oh is it like the butter squishies dude like I swear to god the texture of this You're gonna want to eat it. You're gonna want to eat it Holy shit. Oh, I didn't even know that came out. Wait, don't read suppose. I don't think it's opposed. Okay Well that looks like we're gonna get demonetized stop. Oh, it's not this is wakely. Oh, this does feel good. It feels good It's like memory foam. I know you ever just like do this just to watch it grow Yeah, that actually was cooler now we're talking all right. I love it. Yeah, so you got the you got the well. Let it fall out again. Let it fall out again It just looks like a dog. It does look like a hot dog. That's a beautiful looking hot dog. Put that shit on the table I need to see the full fucking costume together So I got the Hawaiian shirt. I got the hot dog and then for my last part of the the For my last accessory of the costume Hold on it's a basement your piss model It's shaded yellow, so it looks like it's filled with piss because don't do that Don't don't don't don't don't don't it's an actual bomb is this gonna be my my my fucking like what? I'm remembered for forever. Is that an actual like functioning water bottle? Yeah, you could like put water in here I don't know what this is like a little like cap to it. Whatever. It's Halloween water's not going in there Oh, yeah, he means he's in and water is gonna go in there. Yeah, honestly, I'd prefer piss at that point That is a piss bottle for you. So you can just carried around and Halloween like, hey, is that piss? Yeah, it is well Someone is getting stopped with water in that thing and there's gonna be like we need to talk. No, it's pay No, I mean, please don't piss in that Or I Would that be a nice? Okay, well, I've got one more than I think people are gonna fucking lose their mind for I truly truly Truly believe that people are going to lose their mind. Let's see. So you got the big billionaire Joe The other way that you can possibly be Joe This you can have a phone you have the orange phone, but here's a thing is that it actually plugs into your phone So like you can actually make a call you can take a call. There's there's volume buttons on it So like give me a call right now. I'm literally gonna call your phone call my phone right now. I'm calling it This would be bad. Yeah, it wasn't tested Hello Bro, this sounds clearer than your actual phone really there's a volume button on it. I Think that's for you. Yeah, I wouldn't be sure I know I couldn't hear you were a little low, but hey, fuck you. Yeah, I can hear it I mean I could hear also But it's actually functional and it works and you could pick up the phone call from here Amazing so you could just be at work and you can be like scream at people in the phone Well, I got to be honest with you the feeling of like if someone pisses you off to go like this and then like Slender and then I mean they might know yeah, I mean, it's pretty sturdy, but you probably will break it I can almost guarantee you're gonna break it. Yeah, but yeah, so that's that's what you're gonna have is you're gonna have these are good gadgets Listen a good gadget brings the goods to gadget Not a sentence. I don't know what not one at all so what you could do here is I feel like we're like QVC at this point I know what you can do here you hit that number on the screen right now There's never down the bottom right here. You call this number right now. You'll get 10 payments of 599 10% off Yeah, don't say that because people you could get into like you know Issues with like miss Appropriating with the actual president. I don't know the I don't know the price what you could do is you want to look like Joe Santa got it for Halloween go to Santa got our studios.com Today Check out the costumes Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's right there if you want to be frank You want this really cool shirt and you want a piss bottle. Yeah, but also if you want this functioning orange phone and a wallet with Joe Santa got us face on it Which what else is there? You know, I mean, I got to be honest that stress hot dog is it's yeah It is nice. I know you're gonna take and that's a nice shirt. You're gonna take all of this this yo Just think about this for all jokes aside if you had to piss in your car That is a good, but there's like insert in it. We that inserts going into that rip it out That's going to that guy. I think it's just like you know And also if you've got for me to get pulled over and they're like is that piss you could be like no no no look It's like it's like in here. Yeah, because I could fit in there Let me see that I think I'd make it. I think you can fit your balls in it too So go check it out at Santa got a studios.com. There's a limited edition 500 each So hopefully the Frank one sells out faster. Yeah Also, there'll be two Halloween designs that Athena made on the website as well. Those are available So go to Santa got us to use.com two-day They're all available today so that we can try and you know get you that stuff in time for Halloween, but October 5th 7 a.m. So if you're watching this out in the public then Out and I'm sure someone has already clipped this yet But if it goes out available on like it goes first on Patreon then people are like it's not available It's like it goes October 5th. It's when the pub sees it. You know what I mean? Yeah, come on guys. Come on Cut us a fucking slack. Oh, he's a fucking slack. I can't look over here. Look at all the slack that we have can you cut us some of it? Yeah, please please Yeah, go check that out Santa got studios.com. By the way notice no ant tossing I wasn't gonna say it Well, I will say this I know I know I will say this if we were to put together net costume. What would it include? Fake glasses. Yeah, that's good one. They're you're exposing him to by the way By the way, it's other show merch. It would just be a hat that just has other show. That's funny. The other show That's funny the other show or it just be like a big Mickey Mouse Which you would we would immediately get hammered by Disney. Oh, yeah, the old ones in public domain would be all right Yeah, but you don't like the old one. You need to like Yeah, you're right or some obscure anime If you'll Dale hammer YouTube rather you ain't putting anything anime on that shirt. It's true What about some like a rainforest cafe? They need all the help they can get so they might just be happy Yeah, maybe like a yeah One of those some sort of like a like a twisted tea. Are you still doing that now? They stop because it's too much sugar I remember I you told me twisty lights. I Love that they've made this step the responsible step at like twist and tea lights, but not just stopping the dream No, no, no, we're just gonna be the light person interesting. Yeah, that's what I would do for Anne. I'm gonna get both of those Or or or like a like a sports shirt that just says the other team Or like a a mask that makes it look like your face is just doing this You know what you do that. Yeah, I know. That's just a thing. I'm say you've been putting together fits my guy Well, we chose the picture an episode. He threw a fit like crazy You throw together fits, you know, he's these my double up. It's a this a quick change. He was looking at watches before You know, he's doing fits trying Your stylish guy now. No He's stylish at the end of the day on the other episode. He's getting silenced now I think you should just you fully just like let your facial hair grow out let your hair Grow out. What would grow on your face because it there's not a whole lot of evidence of what you have a picture of you facialed out No, you have a picture of you being facial You being facialed out. No, can you get a stash? Not really. It's very sad. Can we do one for November? I it will not be one or it'll be something. I was gonna say are we gonna commit to not shaving for November like everyone in college did But I shave every like four weeks anyway, so Yeah, I also haven't seen a clean shave on my face in sense high school 60,000 patrons I really don't I mean yours grows back pretty quickly. I don't think anyone would enjoy what they see under here. Why? I just don't think I think you are you know what? Oh, I'm adding myself in that group by the way. Oh, you'd be fine, bitch I'd be like this is bad people would be completely okay with it I think that well forget about people. I am people too. How about we do this 60,000 patrons. We both commit To completely shaving our faces. And then what about I get like a prosthetic bearded mustache And you know it's great if you are honest with like you are going to probably look great with facial hair I have no idea but you never experienced what do you see on him like go T? No, give me a beard I could see you having like a soul patch. No, there's a little mustache that Charlie Chaplin used to wear Yeah, that was coming Charlie among other people all right. He was before he could he had it before he was grandfathered in like mariana Rivera wearing 42 Fuck are we doing like mariana Rivera wearing 42. Yeah, it's got to say you know We're stylish group When you look up like that You know that's your little sneaky face. That is my sneaky face and I must think he's I got stinky. Why do you smell? I think I was just I was wearing a jersey and then underneath like I know I put deodorant on today But you're smelling like funk. Do you like it? Yeah, you filthy fuck just a little you like it just a little does it sting you like you know when you smell stuff and like it hits the back of your brain Will you when you come smell Didn't we do this but you smelled me Well you you you say you openly say you don't stink not all the time There's a very rare occurrence where I start to smell like stuff people immediately called you out for that ad that you did I don't people people yeah, fuck you guys. I'll sit up first of all. It's an anti-perspirant. I sweat like a bastard. He does you know like a real son of a Real son of a bitch. I do. I sweat like crazy. You sweat But I sweat here like I sweat here - what you sweat here my my head. Yeah sweating because I have such a big head and I don't think I don't think that's what that is I think you just but my pits like they definitely sweat and they get slippery But I don't get like giant. Yeah, I don't get like there people that sweat way more. Have you guys been watching the Hydro's roses what's it called hydra hydra hydra hydra hydra hydra hydros hydrosis? I don't know how your sounds right hydra hydra hydrophinosis. No, it's like when you sweat a lot. It's called hydra-matus That was a that was a teacher in my high school Hydro-matus hydra hydrosis Hyper hydrosis. Hyper hydrosis we all technically got this also sounds like a blast-oist thing. Yeah, absolutely does You're just like blast-oist. Hyper hydrosis Fuck up a charge already. I'll tell you right now. That shit is gonna take out a fucking lot of people doubles battles 100% ooh you haven't played that you're not ready for that you know Fuck I had something to say, but now I forgot it. You're talking about high school teachers or something? No, I mean that that was a teacher in my high school, mr. Hudger me this He's Greek duh. Yeah, and had a giant head Big head like a fat head like mine or like a big head like looks like the way he was walking like he'd fall over just one little So he had like a helmet head brother. Yeah, like he looked like the Pokemon chudal You're not gonna you're not gonna you're not gonna that's how you who's got a big fucking head I at one time I was at a restaurant, and I was sitting next to an adama Kansu. We're always head is First of all that looks like my haircut That's what he had I didn't want to be offensive to you. Oh, he did he had the pointy hair He did way too late way too late. What am I doing? And he apparently was a real bastard, too So oh he evolves into dreadnought. That's a cool Pokemon look at that son of a bitch. Oh, he's kind of cool. It looks like a Yeah, yeah, all right, uh, but what's the name of that little thing chudal chudal. Yeah Sounds like a nice little snack. Yeah, I mean, yeah, like a British like it'd be like a British snack like a Cheetos, but it's like Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, we got like I got some shows actually that's funny because I think this was in the part Like that game was based off of London Maybe we're on to something here. I think we might be yeah, that's interesting But what are you saying about sweating? I just I just think that you know, I was just like I caught a whiff while we were starting to record No, I was just like oh, do you do your thighs and ass sweat a lot like if you're sitting down on a seat and you sit up And you're like oh god, it's a dry heat down there like I'm not like I'm not like you know what I mean It's like Vegas like you get there and you're just like this is manageable, but it's hot So there's not a whole lot of like water, but there is a a sense of hot uncomfortable Stuff yeah, I'm not a big. I don't sweat often or plentiful. You've got the the I'm a sweaty hyper hydrosis I'm a little sweaty. Who are you? You know, which is? You know, whatever. That's your thing. Yeah, you could take this wet I tried and not sweat and I don't know what I'm doing But like sometimes I'll get on the treadmill and be like I'm gonna make it a My I really do this. I'm gonna make it a mile before a beat of sweat drop Oh, you like try to like you try to like outsmart your sweat glints Well, my thought is like if I try if I try to keep my heart rate as low as possible Then I won't sweat which I don't know if it works like that, but this is what I tell myself Yeah, I don't I don't know how sweat works, but I imagine it's like it's like a it's like a computer program Like I imagine it's just like he's doing the thing time to get ready It's like yeah, I mean, I think biologically your body sweats so that the water is on your skin It helps you cool your skin down But I'm thinking that my heart rate is an indicator of what my external temperature is So I'm just trying to like I like hold my breath because if you hold your breath your heart rate goes down So sometimes I'll hold my breath I heard that it goes up if you if you it will temporarily go down if you hold your breath It'll like start to drop and then when you come back then you're like hyperventilating a little bit Oh, go higher. I always heard that like if you're like dozing off a little hold your breath because your body will start to think like oh no They're not breathing and it'll like kind of like Maybe I mean with me I always do it where I like lay down and then I'll hold my breath and my heart rate starts to drop Be real fucking honest be real fucking honest for one second. Yeah, you ever taste your sweat? Like ever like a bead like rolled I Mean I've tasted my sweat not on purpose if that's what you mean Yeah, I'm not sitting there and saying that you're like licking it on purpose But like have you gotten it? Yeah, of course, of course. It's a little salty little lot of yeah, a lot of mad salty Yeah, yeah, like when you sometimes I got the beer a little bit, you know and it sneaks in there like and I got I have like a A jet stream like a like a like a Splash like when you're driving in the car, and you see the water all going the one way and it when I sweat It just it hits that and it flies into my mouth. Ooh, and I don't like it If it meant that you wouldn't sweat for one whole year, but you need a drink Let's say eight ounces of your own sweat you doing it like in a cup Yeah, you're doing it. I think so because I I'm like very aware of sweating and Like I just don't want to be I've seen you sweat, but I've never I guess I've never seen it like what's because I'm on camera So I like like like you remember when we shot that thing that we can't talk about yet, but we shot something and like that day It was super hot and I'm like well you were you were not happy with I mean there were put I already sweat like crazy. I got hyper hydro hydro hydro hydro hydro hydro it was a hundred degrees out And you had to continuously walk in and out in and out in and out of the heat and it was like they put me in a thing That was very hot where you have to be so vague with this, but um I Sweat a lot so like in situations like that, and now I'm worried about like does my hair just like sweaty and I look like ridiculous I think I didn't have to sweat and I could just I'll do it but like eight ounces brother. That's not a little that's eight like that's like can I mix it? Hmm, I'll sip it. I could do it. Oh brother. I feel like that's way worse. I feel like you got to just down the whole thing maybe can I No, not you can we know what you're doing. So like can I put this in a buzz ball? No, fuck you Like if you can refrigerate it, you know make it a little cold. I mean that would I feel like I'd be way worse I wouldn't want to see what that much sweat looks like if you let us see that that's not SNL the that jackass stunt that they did They put pressed in lacy who's like the big dude in a sweat suit They had him like work out in like a hundred degree room and then they drank some of his sweat Oh god, I could never drink someone else's sweat. That's outrageous, but like my own. I think I could do but it's only one year That's a long time one year of no sweating Yeah, you wouldn't like be like oh, man am I like I feel like because I don't sweat nearly as much or as intensely as you do I can wear whatever I want when I go out. It's kind of fire. Is it that much of an impedance on your life? Yeah, like if it's if it's hot out like I'm like I'm just gonna be sweating and then worried about what I look like So like you would wear sweaty looking bastard. I mean you'd still be hot So like you wouldn't you wouldn't start wearing sweaters in the summer. You would know no, I mean, but I like I don't care if I'm hot I care that I'm sweating and look ridiculous. I mean, I think hot is not good Like if you're like wearing like a jacket in the summer like your body. I wouldn't but I'm saying like if I'm just in a t-shirt I'd be worried of like I can't stay out here too long. I'm gonna start sweating on my teeth There's also got to be something dangerous about not sweating like I feel like if you don't do sweat It's better than if you don't because if you don't like your body's just like whoa whoa whoa what the fuck? Yeah, you got to get this shit out toxins or we don't whatever I don't I think that's not real I don't know probably you're not sweating out toxins as much as it's just like electrolites and like because that's why it's salty Yeah, you know, it is all salty. You're like workout with a with like a black hat on you like look at this I I specifically have like three hats that I use just for working out because then I'll at the end of like I was a good work Out look at this, you know the salt line. It's got like the white lines on it. Yeah, like that feels good. Is that one of them? It's just it's very beaten by the sun So I figured that maybe you know what this fucking hat is. I know but I know what it is I don't wear this at the gym. Okay, if I went to the gym and I wore a hat backwards I hope that you would shoot me with a gun forwards. What's wrong with that? Hat backwards is a little crazy. I wear that gym back hat words. What? I wear the gym back what happened to call the ambulance call the ambulance on this son of a bitch I wear the gym hat backwards. I wear my hat backwards at the gym. Oh, I feel like that's not good That's like that's like you're you're one step near fingerless gloves and shorts that go below the knees You're there. There's a guy in my building that has a tattoo at the gym. I'm just like worried that he sees us You think you see this. I don't know. You think he knows you. I don't know. I mean if it's a tribal tattoo There's a lot of douchebags. It's not it's a tattoo that says oh He oh you're getting specific. He might yeah, it says like it's like work hard over play hard Oh, no, it's like oh my god. You got to get that tattooed on you triple socks Yeah, cuz like I understand like there was a point in time where that was like the thing work hard play hard Like that was the thing like our generation we were just getting in and out of college And they were just like work hard play hard, you know, yeah, but to live by it is another thing It's another tattoo. I will say He's working hard cuz he's in good shape. Yeah, but that just I don't know how he plays if I saw you with a work hard play hard tattoo I'm just thinking you're a drug addict. Oh, we don't know. I mean that could be part of the playing hard The drugs play hard drugs. Yeah if you Yo, I'm gonna go as far to say that guy sucks. Can I can I ask you a question. No When do you stop playing? Who are you asking here? Well, like you know what it but like even you you have to stop playing like when you play like Let's go out and play like we're gonna go play it depends like like what is playing and what's hanging out? So I'll put this as plainly as I can so mave Ruby's now in school full-time kindergarten miles in school. So at home now. It's really just mave So if there's a day where I'm home and I have nothing going on or not much going on Her I'll be like let's go on the trampoline. You know, we'll go. We'll play for 25 30 minutes, but I specifically do it around meals right before lunch So if we're gonna eat lunch at like 12 we'll go out of like 11.5 - 40, 11, 45. - Why is that? - So I can be like, all right, it's lunchtime. So you gotta put it in. - 'Cause I don't wanna break this kid's heart 'cause they're gonna wanna keep playing. - But I'm saying you, like I get kids play. But like when do you, what are the age where it's like, we don't play no more. - Play evolves, my guy. I play a subjective. What is play for a nine-year-old? What is play for a 29-year-old? What is included in play at different ages? - I just feel like sometimes you play and sometimes you hang out. And once you start hanging out, you don't play no more. - You know, I think people like you, and this is not like, I'm not saying this in like a, you need to play more. Like you don't play a lot. - I will play. - Play more though. - You will play, but like play a little more. - I probably should be playing more. - You could play a lot. - There's so much to play. - Do you play? - And sometimes you get played. - You think he plays? - Sometimes you get. You think he plays? I mean, if you count Mario Kart, yeah, I think he plays a lot. - If anything, that's not even considered play for him anymore. That's working out. - Yeah, that's good. - That's my job. - That's the last time you played. You went out and you and your friends were just playing. - I would love to know what is considered better. - Like you go out, you go out, you go out, I'll get in the end of a snowball fight. - Or like let's go right-leaves and jump in 'em. - Like I got kids, so it's different. But also I play video games. Back in I play around too. We play, we play ha ha, see he's, and what's that? Telling each other jokes? - No, we play, I don't know. We play. - Is that my cold question? - Yeah, I know. - You play? - And nobody play, people hang out. They don't play. - Yeah, like what about pick up basketball? What does that count? - That's playing, buy in. - All right. - But it only counts as playing if people are coming from different areas. - No, you could play by yourself. Frankie plays by himself. Stop that. Like you could play, like there were times where I would grab the basketball and go in the front and shoot around by myself. - You're playing, it's playing? - Okay. - That's playing? That's playing. - You know? - We pick a ball it up a lot. - Really? - Pick a ball? - Yeah. - Where'd you play pick a ball? - By my parents, and we used to go to this gym once a week that had pick a ball, but then I didn't like the owner. - I like it. - You didn't like the owner? - No, you didn't like it. - I didn't like him, so we stopped. - I will tell you this. I think I keep a good steady flow of play. - I mean, you got children, it's easier to play. - But not even just that. Like I said, Beck and I will play around. Like we'll make little bits together and we'll laugh and like play around like that. - You're describing talking. - No, but like, you know, just like play talking. - Yeah, yeah, there's that. - That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying is just like riffing back and forth. - That's kind of playing a little bit. You're playing? - I'm talking about physical play. Like getting out there and being like, we're gonna go play in the street. - Oh. - Like going, like, well you and out in the rain. Like that's a plan. You're, you're, you're landlocking what playing is. - I am. - Yeah. - But you're, you got no bounds in your play. You're talking about telling a joke in a play. But no, but like when something can be playful, you can stretch it out to become a full play. So like, if we like playfully just like, you know, like, you know how like sometimes you'll see something funny and you'll riff. You'll just be like, yeah, look at that, that, that. - Yeah, yeah. - That's my whole life. But like, if you do it long enough, you're playing around. - I see where you're going. We used to go to a thrift store or like, and pick out each other's outfits, then go to the park and drink at a table. (laughing) - I don't know why that hit me so hard. I did not expect the end. - I didn't either, honestly. - And then drink at a table. - So you guys are going to the thrift store and buy an outfit. - For each other, yeah. Like we would pick each other's outfit. - It's gonna, it's gonna play. - It's playful, it's playful. It's like, you know, it's not very legal. It's not very legal. - Yeah, that's all right. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's partly play. It's part play. If, if that's not play, his, his guidelines are played are too strict. - I will admit, I will admit, I will admit. I will admit. - One's the last time you went until I hang out one of your nieces and nephews, and you just picked up an action figure and played with them. - You know, children's toys are super fire. They're dope. Like, they're definitely designed. - Next time you see one of your nieces and nephews, just do that. - You know what I did this past weekend? 'Cause I saw it was my nieces birthday. We were in the house, whatever we did, cake. But then we went outside to my brother's driveway, you were riding bikes, I had a razor scooter. That was scooting. - You were, you were, this is play. - Bunny hop. I did do a bunny hop, it wasn't that high. It used to be higher back in the day. But I did a little, you know what I'm saying? So I'm on a scooter, I'm on a razor scooter. This is play. - Yeah. There you go. See, you're playing. You don't think a razor scooters play. - I think right now, your working hard is way overpowering your playing hard. - Yeah, I need to play hard. - You need to play a lot harder because you are working a lot harder than you are playing. The ratio is in balance. - I gotta play harder. - You gotta, I mean, you play video games every now and then. - This is good, you know, you're getting there. Play could be whatever you want it to be. - Oh my god. - Yeah, but he's playing FIFA. - What do you play? - You know what he's right. That is more work than anything you play. - Yeah, he's playing FIFA. - He's playing like a real, you know. - That's like those sports sim games are like, sometimes more work than they are play. - Yeah. - And I will say this, it doesn't make me happy. - I'm just gonna say, definitely, yeah. - And someone that plays a lot of MLB the show, like a lot more work than play. - I would rather be tortured than play that game ever again. I hate that game now. - I love that game. It's so fun. - It's put me through hell. - It's like, I say it, like they'll drop a new program and I will say like, oh, this is work. Like, this is work, I need to, I'll be like, babe, I need to catch up with these moments. - You know, like, I'm up to my neck in moments. I need PXP, you know. - Up to my neck in moments. - Oh, shit. Well, why don't you do the first round and then we'll get back in a play. - Yeah, well, we, we, we, we, we, we. - Got some ads here. 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You don't know what high rocks is? What's high rocks? The workout competition? No, I don't know that. Do you know what that is? When there's a slam of stuff on the ground and going. Is it just CrossFit? Because I've done really good to not be inundated by CrossFit. He typed in high rocks, like high rocks. That's what I would have typed in to make my RLX. Oh, it's-- oh, high rocks. Well, I think it's a fucking link. This is a very popular thing I thought that you guys maybe would know. Why would I know this? I don't know what fucking-- I was right. What? High rocks. They do these things. Yes. Oh, and-- Yes. So a woman was competing in this. Is she-- she got hurt? Is she OK? She's OK. I am an ally to women. OK. We'll see if you are after this. So she was competing in this, right? And she's like-- she's an animal. Like, she is really good at this. She's competing to win. Don't refer women as an animal. See? That's not an ally. I meant that in a good way. Also, uncross your arms. But she's like an athlete and whatever. So this is a competition. You have to do it as quick as possible. I'll tell you right now, I hate the name high rocks. So it sounds like an evil Pokemon. OK. She's competing in this thing. And at a certain point, her bowels give out. Stop, dude. And there's Diadoodle Cha-Cha-Cha. Di-- Diamon, Diadoodle. Look that up. Just look it up. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I had it already. Oh, there it goes. She defigated. Why are we-- poor woman. Why are we like it? It became this whole story. Oh, what-- what-- oh, no. That's so tough. That is so tough. That's so tough. I feel bad for-- Oh, here's the best part. You want to feel bad, but it's-- I want to feel so bad, but this fucking-- she's shit everywhere. Oh, god. It became this whole thing because it's like, this is unsafe for other competitors and whatever, but that's true. It's a biological hazard. The thing that is blowing my mind is that happened to her. And she just didn't miss a beat and won. Good for her. Unbelievable. She fucking showed you. What's me? You. Why me? Because you're not. It's you. You're the problem. I'm the one saying the opinion. How about you talk more about the fact that she won, and not the fact that she crapped her pants. Did you not hear me talk about the fact that she won despite shitting everywhere? If I shit everywhere, my day's over. My week's over. I'll tell you right now, I'm not competing in that. I'm walking at the minute I feel like things are going south. I'm stopping. I'm walking off. Hi, rocks. You can watch me take a high step over to the bathroom. Yeah, what is there an argument? That she cheated? Oh, you mean like trying to get-- is there an argument she cheated? Because I'll tell you what, if someone in front of me who I was doing this competition shit themselves and I had to look at that and smell it the entire time, I might slow down. I'll tell you right now, you're what's wrong with the world. Frank, you would have long-- You wouldn't have kept going? You know that gun that they shoot at the beginning of a race? I would have taken that. You would have tried to kill yourself with like a flare in Minecraft. In Minecraft. In Minecraft. Neal. It's fake, Neal. But yeah, I thought that was incredible. Frankie, if you were a brother, if you were in a competition and the person in front of you shit themselves and you had to keep going, trailing them in this race-- There's no way. What do you-- There's no way. What do you mean if I had to do something? The only if is if I'm making it out of there in record time. If there was a competition, if part of the competition was like a 30 yard dash, it doesn't matter what direction that dash is. It's going to be from there to the door. Yeah, that's tough. To win after that, though? I believe it. It is impressive. Two awards, I say. Oh, man. Two awards. I mean, I've never heard of high rocks. But I guarantee people are going to be competing now. Yeah, no, it's very popular. Like they sell out events all the time. Really good for them. Is it like-- again, I try my best to not be in the world of like CrossFit at all. It's not like the CrossFit games. It's more of like-- so it's a competition where-- I don't know how many stations there are. Let's just call it 10. But you do a specific workout. So they have like, you know the ski things. We have to pull the machine. So it just looks like two poles like this. And you pull, and it's on strings, and it's like whatever. So you have to do that for a certain distance. You have to do rowing for a certain distance. All at the same time. So you do one of these things. And then I believe you run a mile. So you have to be able to show that you are fit across all of these different things if you want to put it that way. I know that like technically CrossFit is like its own thing. But like that whole like working out insanely rapidly with intense weight and just throwing things around. Like, I call that all CrossFit. You know, it's like band-aids. Like band-aids, they're called adhesive straps or strips, whatever they're called. Yeah. You know, a medical band-aid. But it's like you do one of the workout stations. And then I think you run a half mile. And then you have to do all of them. And then when you finish like, at what point do we say we're good with working out? Yeah, at what point are we just like, we've topped out. I think that some people just want to oblige themselves. Yeah. But like, you know, I've seen like people saying like they were on like Ultra Marathon. It's like 200 mile. Why? Just why? 200 miles is so outrageous. Just don't though. 100 mile race. You know what's true too? If you're in first place and that happens to you, you probably keep going. Yeah, I can't. I mean, that's another great point. Yeah, like if I was in like fourth place and I kept going, now I feel like I'm part of the problem. I will say, if I'm in first place and then I shit myself, myself, many of them, if I shit all of my pants, I'm lighter and I'm right. Now I'm just going faster. I'm just going hard. A lot of that looks like it was water weight. Yeah, you know, I mean, God, I hate this so much. Why did you even bring this up? I just popped into my head. Oh my God. It's more impressive. Also like doing something so strenuous that you just lose your pelvic floor essentially. That happens a lot with like the marathon too. A lot of people like end up crafting themselves and getting across the finish line. I feel like that makes more sense because you're bouncing so much that you're inside. Do you like? What's going on? Like your legs are kind of numb and you just kind of like lose control because they're sending it so hard that like your body is just like tense. And then like if it has a moment of release, it's like your butt is like, I mean too. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the signs behind it, but I'm going to assume I know it. OK, I imagine that it's just like your body's holding on to all of your water. So like it's just like anything that we got in here right now, we don't know if we're going to get it back. We need to use as much energy from what we currently have. So then when you stop your brain just like time to rest. And then also is I don't know if this is-- I know laxid is this, but I don't know if caffeine does. But it brings water to your-- Can you work away crap? Can I work it away? Yeah. What does that mean? Like if I have to crap, I could work-- No, no, no, no, like let's say you eat a meal, and your body is doing what it naturally does, turning it into shit. Yeah. Could you work so much that your body needs to revisit that reservoir of shit for more nutrients? And it's just like, well, eventually it's just not there anymore. So what you're saying is if I eat like a burger-- Yes, right. - Yeah, and then I immediately start running. Yes, and my body's running out of like nutrients or something, and it's like, oh wait, before you turn that burger into shit, let me grab some of that. - Let me, yo, let me get some of that. Like that's what your body is saying to that burgers. Like, yo, can I get some? Can I get some? We need more. We need more. Eventually, there's no burger left. - But is it dump? - But I believe that dump is, there is no nutrients. It's just like what's left. It's waste, but how is that even possible? How is what possible? How is it that you can eat something that your body, there is, like, you, it is so void of-- - When it breaks down, yeah, but with it breaks down, so let's say I eat a mzukini, yeah, mostly water. I imagine there's some fiber in there. - Yeah. - And whatever vitamins are in there. If you take all of that, how is there anything left? - Well, I don't think that it works quick enough for that, like-- - But that's my point, is that what if you are working consistently so much that your body is just like, we just need to hold on to this as long as we can? - There will be waste anyway, 'cause it's waste. It's not what your body is using for that. - But if your body uses all of it, there shall be no waste. But no, there will always be waste. That's my question, though. Is there a way to do something-- - I don't think you can erase waste. But like if you do something so intensely, so much consistently that your body is just like, we can't get rid of this. We need this now. - But your body doesn't need the waste, it's waste. But it's only waste once it's wasted. But what if it is not wasted? No, it's basically like a filter. Like we keep the good, we expel the bad. - But what if there is no bad because all of it's good and being used? It's like they say, like, you know, the clip of-- - But it's not all good, it's my point. As zucchini, which is like, there has to be waste. I don't know if there is a waste. - I know there is, but I don't think there is. - Also, I think it has to do with what you ate yesterday. - If I eat as zucchini every day for the next 30 days. - Just zucchini. - Only zucchini, you think you won't take a dump? - Probably not. - You absolutely will. - But not if I'm working out the whole time. - I believe that there will always be waste. - I'll struggle with that thought. - Do you think that if someone who is like a vegetarian just doesn't shit? - If you showed me a vegetarian that worked out like the rock, like iron paradise working out. And they only eat like veggies. - Yeah. - Are they creating waste? - Well, I'm sure they're getting protein in different ways and protein I imagine would create some sort of waste. There's always waste. Think about water, water becomes pee. - Or is that blood? - So they say. - Yeah, so they say big, big piss. - So they say big piss is not going to be good. - Well, that's a controversy. - Yeah, big piss isn't going to convince me that it's water and like piss is water. - Well, did you see the tech talk of that guy that was like, the tech talk was like, oh, my 165 IQ husband watching the Basin yard. - Yeah, I did. - By the way, that's what that kind of felt like the first one. - He was talking a little disrespectfully. I'm going to say that. I'll say this. If you know your IQ, suck. - Yeah, that's another thing. - You know your IQ. - You know your IQ? - Why do you know your IQ? Unless you're Albert Einstein. What are you doing with the IQ? - I'll show you how I'll say it. - If you're going to tell people your IQ, what are we doing here? - Yeah, by the way, I know my IQ number, something you're overcompensated. - Oh, I was going to say, you know yours? - No, can we take an IQ test? Or do we need a paper, these masters? - Probably, should we all take one? - Should we? - Should we? - I'm nervous about that. Actually, the IQ is not, it's not what you like. - It's not his three digits. - It's like critical thinking and stuff like that. - Like an LSAT. - Yeah, kind of. It's like, what comes next in this pattern? You know, it's like show like that. I know, but I did that for the, what's the one to get into the cats? No, not the cats. The, there was some tests that I had to take like going into high school. And I forget the name of it. But there was a lot of that. - No. - No, that was after. - No, it was something else. - For HCTs. - But it was like, it would show you like a hole in a paper and they would fold it a bunch of times. Like, which one is it? I'm like, hate this. - Huh? - I just hate it. It's like, they'll put a hole here and then fold this a bunch of times. They're like, if you folded it here, and there and there, where would the, I mean, I think we have come to learn that standardized testing is nonsense. And bowl, chimped. But bowl chimped. - Yeah. - That guy that was like watching, he was like. (both laughing) - I mean, I'll be honest with you, it wasn't our best show. - It's a bad question. - It wasn't our best show. - I stand by my question. 'Cause he like, he did the thing that does get under my skin. I'm joking around with this guy. Obviously, I'm sure he's-- - You hate him, you want to kill him. - Yeah, right. I'm sure he's a nice guy. But like, the question is, like, if you take a tree and you burn it, you know, like, are we still the same weight? And he's just like, the molecules are in the air. I was like, yeah, but eventually, they go away. Like, I think it's a legitimately thought-provoking question. And I stand by it. - And that's all it matters. - That is right. - Here's the business. He's standing on that. - Son of a bitch, I am not moving for my spot on top of the business. - Speaking of business. (both laughing) Door-dash. You guys know what door-dash is, right? You guys know what door-dash is. You can go on door-dash and buy something from the convenience store. If you want a little bottle of water, if you want to pack a skittles or something and more brand names that it probably gave today, you can do that with door-dash. Okay, but another thing you don't think about with door-dash is that you can use it to bring your friends closer to you. Are you closer to your friends? To make your relationship better is what I'm trying to say, okay? With door-dash, if someone's going through a hard time, you could send them something. Hey, like, you know your friend's address and you know that they love a certain drink and a certain snack, like, I'm gonna send you something nice. Boom, door-dash. And now door-dash is becoming this vessel for friendship. Okay, you can use it in that way. Another way to use door-dash. I mean, Frank, a couple of years ago, we sent our mom's flowers with door-dash 'cause they offered that as well. Around those holidays, okay? Valentine's Day, Mother's Day. You could send them flowers with door-dash. They do it all. Okay, so it's not just, I'm gonna go get myself, you know, a slice of pizza here. You can also use it as a way to connect with people as well. So if someone, you know, is having a terrible day, you can use a door-dash, do something nice for them. You know, don't make it all about you. Sometimes do something nice for your friends or something like that, all right? But door-dash makes showing up for the people you love easy. Yeah, got you delivered, door-dash, order now. Go check out door-dash, go use it. Go be nicer to your friends. Go send them something nice. And get yourself something nice to go well around it. Why not? Go check out door-dash, ladies and gentlemen. But yeah, that's a, that's, I didn't, you know, I didn't want to bring up all the poop. But, well, you did though. I did bring up the poop and I want to, but here I am going to do it and did it. I brought the poop, big question. You did, you did. Big question, what am I saying? Well, this was a, what, I mean, I, I, I remember, you know, like you hear stories of people like doing like weightlifting and like something like that happens and-- Or they look, I get a little pee. Piss is whatever, dude. After having kids, piss is like, it's, it's, it's whatever to me. Like, if you pissed, yeah, but like, you know, 'cause we've been potty training. So like, sometimes-- Well, I'm talking about like if you went to the gym and you're like bench press and, and, and piss comes out. I just think that piss needs to be looked at with more respect than it is. Like when people, he, like there's like, don't make a fuss about piss. Don't make a fuss about piss. Piss fuss is so out, it's so 2006. Piss fit, piss fuss is 2006. Speaking of piss, I have a question. Do you? It doesn't have anything to do with piss. Oh, I said not together. If you got $1,000 a day, how long do you think you can go without showering or bathing? Or changing your clothes? Ooh, I wouldn't last that long, really? I don't think so. I'm getting up there. I think I could do like five days. Oh, I can endure it. The people around me are not gonna have a fun time. Because most of that $1,000 is gonna go to make sure that people around me don't hate me. If you were a single guy, how long do you think you can go? And do I keep my current job? Yeah. Weeks. I'm gonna be gross. Weeks? I'm gonna be, yeah. But like realistically. Yeah. $1,000 a day. $1,000 a day. No showering. No showering. No changing your clothes. You could wipe your butt. You're gonna have to wipe your butt. You're gonna have to. Otherwise, he's gonna get all stingy and red. Stop. We don't know if he's like that already. How dare you? You know that Frank keeps his ass hold clean. Actually, both of you cut it out. How about that? We can't talk about your ass hold now. I choose not to. No, we're talking about it. It's mine. Don't talk about it. It's mine. You're not allowed to discuss it. You can't speculate about your ass hold. You could speculate privately, not on our show. I'll talk to you later. All right, we'll talk about it. But don't do that either. I should be a real judge. You can speculate privately in your own head, not in any form or communication. See, you're doing it stuff. I am, I'm thinking, okay. I think realistically, the changing the clothes one is tough. Yeah, you have to pick your outfit. You gotta prepare, you know? Like, you can't, you can't. What if you have a suit on that day by accident? That's bad. I mean, I'm just not going to do that. Yeah, I'm just going to. Where are that I'm wearing I'm probably wear shorts to let things get a little air it out, you know smart show I'm gonna say realistically $1,000 a day 12 days oh How many you seem like no, no, no, no, no, I could go for very long wouldn't be able to work out I'm trying to be as realistic. I think I could go for months, but I'm I'm being Months brother. Yeah, $1,000 a day. That is crazy. It's I mean Tax rate. Yeah, tax rate and months without showering What would that even be are you probably be like at a certain point at a certain point you get desensitized to at all Do you think it's kind of like that like at a certain point? I'm sure you I'm sure you would have some like skin irritation. I'm can you brush your teeth? Please Technically not. I would say if I can't brush my teeth. I literally like well, see that's where that's where it becomes non-superficial anymore Like that would affect a lot of it. Yeah, all right fine. You can brush your teeth because that would cause pain I feel like I mean I do think like the bathing will also cause skin irritation and Ratch and chafing get like a dermatitis going or something. Yeah, can I use ax body spray? You could try to cover up as much you want. I don't I have to 12 days I don't think you're covering anything if you mix the body spray with whatever you got going on the natural funk That's gonna be bad. I think everyone could do like a car accident another smells worse than kilo plus ass Everyone could probably realistically do four days. It's like. Oh, yeah, what are you pushing yourself to? You know, I mean, I mean, it's you know, tell me like Just go I could do probably two months I'm trying to be Can I go out in the rain? This guy's got a point. How you changing your clothes? What clothes? I'm not I'll just have quite close. Oh That's bad. That's tough. They'll dry Yeah, that's going to be so uncomfortable though, dude. Yeah It will but like not if I'm wearing like basketball shorts. They kind of what if this guy's got an idea What if I walk through a car wash? And no, I was gonna say what if the outfit you're wearing is like a bathing suit and like an underarmor and you get you like Take a swim like once every other week Can we swim? No, because your intention is to use it as bathing. Oh I'm not saying that I'm wearing the outfit for sure. What if I get caught in a storm? Yeah, what if I get caught in a storm is outside is a storm? I think getting caught outside in a storm is way worse. You're gonna stink like rain. You ever stink like rain? I I pray to smell like no rains great. No rain smell is good wet rain clothes. Then dry rain clothes not good smell I don't know if I even know what that smells like. Yeah, I mean, I think you're just referring to mildew Like if thing doesn't properly dry. Sure. No, but if I sit outside in the sun, I'll just dry. He's right Like if you leave your wet clothes in a ball on the floor, then they're gonna stink. Yes, you know, I'll give it to you How much longer does that add to you a couple days? That's in a couple of days. Oh, I'm going at least two months. Is it may because it brings my showers or? No, April flowers bring me showers. April showers bring me flowers. So April is when you do what that's also another really great Point what time of the year is this if it's cold if it's cold. We got a big old faddle Yeah, cuz you can't just wear sweatpants in a hoodie all day. Yeah, oh also you can wear shorts, you know like I know that's that's gonna be a tough one Would you wear underwear? Yes, yes sure Positive. Yeah, I would say absolutely. Why wouldn't you wear underwear? It's another thing to get dirty. We're trying to go for long But it like it blocks it acts it acts as a barrier like you're not I Guess technically you could also be naked, you know, but like you need some help Do you think if you weren't living your apartment and you were naked with that help or hurt? Help I can answer the door. Who's knocking on doors in two months. Oh, I just drop it open it. Wow You see I see myself on my ring camera that's fair Have I been naked? No, no, I literally cannot bring it up. I'll say it offline. All right Can Can you go Longer than me You love to do the whole like I'll go whatever for you does plus one day, right? Yeah, you know, I'm good for I like a competition. I don't know if this one's my forte. What if it was this? Yeah, because obviously it's gonna be this obviously. It's not me. I'm quitting But like if it was you two and it was like you know, you get let's let's just some ridiculous like you get like five grand a day Right, and I put you guys in a place and you're there and you can get the food and all that bullshit Whatever blah blah, but you can't shower You can brush your teeth, but you can't shower you same clothes all that stuff and it's five grand a day But only the person who wins gets the money and you don't know when the other one quits Well, it's easy for me. I just got I just got out of the show alone. I did you just You just described the show. I did. I just got to outweight Frankie. Yeah, but you don't know you don't know that's the point He's not going like he can't He'll start thinking about his family. He's right. We're getting rid of that though. Oh, it's just it's just it's just it's just What's in the room? Can I have a video game? Sure. Oh, I get video games Yeah, we should have nothing in there probably actually we should have nothing and oh see nice try your games You know it would be funny. I don't want to put you in a solitary confinement What would be funny is just walking out the first minute and having Frank stay in there I imagine that you would just tell me he left by the way That's what they do in the show that you just eventually. Yeah, yeah, eventually they do actually they do tell you they literally like way fun You did not tell them yeah, I think in the first season they did for humor here No one is going for humor trying to put on a good show good I think in that first season of a loan. They didn't tell the winner like that they had one well They it's tough because like until they don't randomly on Netflix be like season 16 and then season 21 Like so you don't really get a sense of consistency and how the show evolved But there are some like seasons where it's like you have to survive a hundred days and then it's last then it's like whoever Does it the longest then there are certain seasons where it's just like whoever does it the longest you know Well, I what I'm saying is like there were seasons where if you're the last person standing they show up and to be like you one But there's other seasons where though they won't tell the winner when they won and they just wait for them to quit And then they quit and they're like you won but they could have spent I would be very I was gonna say that would be I would be very Angry yeah, if I won that competition and you were just like oh by the way he quit five days ago. I'd be like Five days I could deal with that. I mean fuck forty days bro a day. I'd be like fuck You know like I understand like that show alone what they'll do is they'll like they'll like call the person's spouse Yeah, and they'll like fly them out to go and surprise them with them like I get that but if it's like Several days and you're like by the way they quit five days ago. I'm gonna be like you know pay me for that extra five days on top of what I already made Yeah, you know, you want to set this up? We said there is no physical way for us to set this up not setting that up. Yeah, there is there is done I Mean what do you think I can afford to put you both in random rooms or with a camera not even just that I'm not even just saying that like there is no way that like the only way you could do this is if we just did to know bathing because we have to change clothes We and you can't put us in a room for a period of time because we have a lives. I also don't want to smell the both of you because you'll have competing smells and I'll be ready the reality is no How I wouldn't smell bad enough to the point that if you sat this far away from me you'd like smell I mean you both would do like a Voldemort Harry Potter thing of your stinks right here and the power has to go somewhere and I think that's here And then I'm just suffering. I think if you did a straight up like no bathing contest That's the only way we would have no bathing but I think I could beat you. How about this? How long could you do it if you could use wipes? Forever stop none of your own like a bat a bath or oh, I love I love I love or shall but if it's for money I can go as long as I need to go so what if we made it $500 a day and it's just wiping Like you have you can use like like baby wipes kind of thing. Oh my god. I'm going to go very long Really very long Very long. I would go very long. Like it would not be good for your bank account for the federal reserve Like it would not be good because like just think about it a month would be what 15k 15k. Yeah You're going to owe me a lot of money That's funny and that's me. Yeah. Now imagine if he does it. That's double that you think you could go without the shower I don't know. I don't think so. I really don't think so Wipes don't really help. Don't you want to like wash your hair eventually? I don't wash my hair Oh my god his hair's so good. You can't even I mean I'm not gonna dispute how to how to handle hair It's really it's not fair. He has a superpower Yeah, it's ridiculous. Appreciate that. Thank you. You can talk about that keep my ass hold out of your mouth. Hey Keep your ass a lot of my mouth You're really pondering over there. I meant try my ass a lot of your mouth. What did I say keep your ass a lot of my mouth? Isn't that the same did I say I don't know if I said it correctly Just run the tape back when his mind going in either of your mouths. Whatever. Okay, you couldn't you couldn't pay me enough I've never even seen your nipples. Certainly haven't seen your ass. You seen his asshole. I've seen his ass I don't know if you've seen the hole. I've never seen his ass hole. What am I doing looking at his ass hole? I've seen his bare bottom. Yeah as he has mine You used to moan people back in the day like there you go Yeah, you never you never moaned anyone with your friends You never went out into the neighborhood and be like we're gonna pull our asses out and show people it's last Cuz it made them gay for my bare ass You never done that you never put your ass up against glass and be like, I think so. I've seen a lot Seen a lot of what other people's butts? Have you seen more other butts? Oh, you're butt other people's butts for sure really Yeah, I think that's the answer for everyone Oh, I've seen my butt wavling and other butts. How often are you seeing your own butt every day? I shower You look back at it. No, there's mirrors. I'm looking. It's like they're just You do too. You're just now realizing it. No, I'm not. I don't have my my whole shower is just like it's like black Like black tile You have a you have a Where's the mirror so if you walk into my bathroom? Yeah to the left right mirrors Straight ahead, but if you see like how can you see your full ass because I step in and out of the shower and directly across Where I step in and out is the mirror. Do you have like two mirrors so you could like get a reflection of the mirror to your ass if I open them Do you see your at if you opened what your ass? No, if I opened the mirror, I'd be able to like oh Well, like you could see your ass straight on or you're just seeing like if I look back at it. Does I'm saying? Are you looking right to the side? I can just I'm there it is Why is this crazy? It's I'm just saying I didn't think I'm trying to understand the the layout of my bathroom. I'm no, I'm trying to like Seeing the side of your ass. Yeah is different than seeing your whole ass. It sounds like you're seeing glimpses of ass Oh, so so we're getting into the territory of what you how you were landlocking the word Play so now you need very specific guidelines to see an ass a straight on ass. I mean I guess technically I've never seen a straight-on view of my butt. I mean you've looked back at it. That's what I'm saying No, but that's but that's what I'm saying you saying like I walk past America and see the side of my ass I'm not counting that but as I'm getting in I go like this Bro to check it out not to check it out, but I see it sometime. There's no way you could turn far enough to see your whole ass I know that's what I'm saying you could well you had a mirror But that's purposeful. You know what I'm saying like what the fuck is going now? I feel like the 665 my cue guy now No, listen, listen if you're looking like this is what I'm this is why I'm saying like I was about to make the argument I've probably seen more other ass than my own ass. I think it's Significantly my own more than anyone fault my point with that is like if I'm going to see my own ass I have to go out of my way to see it. Oh, I don't But this one I'm saying like a lot of mirrors. We have a lot of mirrors. I would have to be like and See my ass, but I can't walk by a mirror. I'm like this my butt. This is out of your way It's not so purposeful. I love to turn my head all the way around, but I'm not doing it to like fucking like Look like that, but like I walk you guys need to see I mean I you've seen my bathroom you see what the this set up is really only remember the floors because they were immaculate They were really nice back at it quite the job. They were great floors. Yeah, she didn't do the like she picked them up. Yeah You do the work honey. I'll be just drinking a beer. We're out the bathroom No, it's it's There's like across from where you walk into the shower. There's good. There's mirrors. All right. I Consider that seeing it. So I mean, yeah, that's good. Now you're you see side boob. Are you are you getting an idea of boob? Side boob is not boob But if you see side boob If I see side boob and saying I'm like oh, I saw the boob's no, but like you see the nipple at the end of the boob But it's just a side profile of it I feel like you still wouldn't count that you were winning the argument and then you lost it there the side boob Side boob because if I saw because side boob in a dress is different I'm saying like if you see side boob with a nipple a part of me would be like I got it get around I need to get I got to get around I need to get a heads up you with this shit. Yeah, like then they'd be like now I'm now I'm looking at a book. I think you are you are being nitpicky for the sake of the argument Oh, not for the sake of the argument and this is my belief also side boob. You only see one boob So you only see boob's if you see boobs? It's So you see boob's you boob's I mean, I don't I don't necessarily agree with it if I saw a side boob I tell my friends I saw boob's but really I would never say that Wait, wait, wait, wait, you wouldn't say you so it doesn't count seeing boob's if you don't see one boob you need to see well first Well, you don't need to see - what you see one full boob. This is boob. How am I seeing one full boob? You're straight out looking at a boob, but that's two boob's then because you know because look watch this a doorway Now it's a magician. I have to know what's on the other side. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, it's one boob. You know this is one boob I know it's one boob. That's a boob. Yeah, but you count it. But it's a boob's. I know it's not you count it as a boob though, brother But I would you're gonna say I got him. I saw him. I saw him. All right So if you saw it snatched a bump if you saw sideways you have a butt Does that mean you didn't see ass you just saw a cheek? No, you saw I say you saw but Buts are different. I'm back on you now you're back. Buts are different. That's different. I disagree Side of a butt is is different. So butt is the accumulation of both cheeks where boob's are Individual that come together to be the sum of their parts super boob to obviously two boob's you've seen super boob No, as two boob's is like this is like this is like when Optimus Prime is fully built Damn all right, or like a Power Rangers. What's the thing? The Megazord. Yeah, the Megazord is two boob's But if you see but no, I don't agree with that because you're not cool You're not cool. It's not like No, no But a side butt is like it's like It's a that's a but it's a cheap, but it's one of those things that like you still technically you saw it Forget about the technically because I know you guys hate when I do that But like very technical like if you saw Godzilla spine through the water You're just like fuck Godzilla, but then if you stand up You're just like also fuck Godzilla, you know But if you see side boob you're seeing the spines of Godzilla in the water And then when it stands up and you see the whole but you still you're still seeing Godzilla. I will say this If I saw the spine of Godzilla in the water like if I see a shark's fin I would probably specify that I saw the fin. I don't know the size of it No, you'd say there was a shark, but what if it's no one is that the beach goes ah shark fin No, no, they're not doing right. I would say that I saw a shark and if someone was like how big is it? I saw the fin. I don't know how big the I didn't see his body What if I saw it? I saw it's yeah, I saw it's been what if it's a kid in a little shark fin hat He's a little prank sir. Yeah, and now you don't even know if you saw a shark because you didn't see the whole thing brother I don't need clarification if I see your shark fin. I've seen a shark if I see I If I see half of my butt I saw my butt But what if the other half looks really weird? What does that matter again? Stop talking so poorly about my butt I don't even know what side I'm on at the moment. Yeah, I think you're worth yourself. Like you the God's only thing you came back to my side I went so right that I'm left now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I think what you threw the butt at me. I was like wait I think we're making good points. I also don't know what the original point was. Oh about seeing your butt more than other butts This would be a great side side note. We can we'll talk about this off. I think that this is a solid Stance my stance. I think you're a stance. You're too. Like this is what you do There's a lot of that going on. I don't think you've done that. I'm not doing it now though So I do it right now. Oh, they want to see this. Damn it. What I was gonna ask him. How many fingers am I holding up technically? Oh? I mean, what is that what point are you making though by that? You didn't see me but you're asking a question You're asking a question about something that exists behind out of my its Schrodinger's cat It's both two and five at or any other number at the exact same kind of a sharpener's boob Because because you we're not arguing it does the other boob exists We're arguing if you see one of it. You see exam. You see a boob. Exactly You're you're making it seem like I'm seeing something that isn't there Got him. Oh Silent yeah, yeah, you drop your silence is deafening bitch. I thought it was if you saw one boob you saw boobs. Yes, you did Wait, no, you saw boob. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, but you would go and you would say I saw I saw boob. No, you would say I saw boob and then they'd be like what happened you say I only saw one But no one's gonna be like you didn't get it. You didn't know I'm gonna got it Like you didn't qualify you qualified. He'd go posted me. He tried to switch the argument No, I'm on his side with that. I can't win. I don't know. You're saying the butt stuff is different. I just think decided according to you you're very specific about butt stuff. I honestly don't know what my opinion is anymore, but so we've done our job. That must have, I don't know, that's probably brutal. I'm pretty, there is a non-zero chance that someone watching this just died. I want to say, and I don't want to like give this person more work. It would be a funny bit for this person to just like whoever that tick-tock account was, like they just show their husband other clips of us, and it's just like them trying to talk it through. Yeah, well, you know, I had fun. I did as well. I as well. How about you, Ann? Fun. There you have it, folks. The show is fun. And that's all we have for today. Frank, where can they find you? The Frank Alvarez all over social media. Check out the countdown to Avengers Doomsday podcast on Disney Plus. I knew you might have heard of it. And then check out patreon.com/thebasementyard. Check out the Basement Yard all over the place. Yeah, check us out at those upcoming shows. Yeah, Ann, Ann, Prisco on TikTok and Instagram. And go follow me on Joe Sanagato, go follow the show at the Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram. And go to the Sanagato Studios shop. All right, Sanagato Studios.com to get that those Halloween costumes and the Halloween merch. Go check it out. And that is all. 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