#571 - My Tooth Came Out

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You know what I mean. - Times. - Yeah. - And I was like, what kind of fucking losers fall off their bike? - I mean, I fell off my bike. - I know, well, that's right. I didn't actually say what kind of losers fall off their bike. I was thinking it. - Right. - How did you fall off? - I went over. I went over-- - What made you like-- - Fall. - Do you think that's the mark of a man that's okay? - Yeah. - Do you think that's a battle wound to say, hey, he's all right? - Is that all that happened to you? - No. - What else happened? - I hurt my wrist. - Yeah. - And now I could do this. - What's that? - What did you do? - Nothing, but it hurts now. - So tell us what happened. - I can't really, first of all, I'm expecting way more sympathy out of you guys. - You're totally fine. - I'm not. - You're confident enough to wear a white shirt. - What does that mean? - What the hell does that mean? - If he was bleeding or something, be red. - If I was still actively bleeding, then I wouldn't be here. - Yeah. - I would be at the hospital. - How did you fall off the bike? - Well, first of all, let me paint the picture. I was enjoying the fuck out of this bike ride. I was like, I actively said to myself out loud, "This is beautiful." Because I went early in the morning and it was still dark out. So I was riding and I'm fucking enjoying it. - You got all your reflectors? - I got all my reflectors. My front light is on. My back reflector is on. I even wore a reflective vest. - What? - Wait, what, what, what? Wait, what? - What does it look like? You wore a reflective vest? - Yeah, why is that bad? - Like a construction, like a green vest that has the reflector. Is that bad? - No, no, no. I mean, it's better to be safe. - That's what I think. - I didn't know. I, okay. I wanted to be extra safe. - I mean, you're gonna blind people now. I feel like it's gonna have a reverse effect. You got lights, reflectors, and now a vest that we're gonna be like, whoa, really? - I mean, I can't imagine that's what it would do. I think it would just be like, there's that guy. He's biking. Everyone be careful. You know, a reflective vest. - Do you wear, you wear a helmet, obviously. - Duh. - Yeah. - Of course I wear a helmet. - What else do you got on? - I actually just got my helmet. So I had previously biked without it. - Oh. - Yeah, thank God I got it. - Okay. - Is it cool? - My helmet? Like, what does it look like? - It's the one that, it's like a motocross helmet. It comes down. - No, it doesn't. - What? - Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. I know you're joking. It's a regular clip. - It's a regular clip, which is almost worse. - Yeah. - You know, you know what's funny is we're watching, Beck and I are watching through Breaking Bad, and I know that they're pieces of shit, but like there's the scene where the Nazi, like white supremacist guys are in the bathroom, and the guy's just like, I saw a guy riding his bike with a helmet the other day, and I want to punch him in the face. It's like, that's me with my vest. - Yeah. - Do you have like elbow pads or anything like that? - I don't have elbow pads. Can't you tell? Look at my, look at my. - Well, I don't know. - Do you know, the audio only listeners are probably like so concerned. This is like a life altering injury. - Right. It looks like a rabbit scratched you a little bit. Honestly. - No, rabbits would do a lot of damage. - Probably. - Uphill, downhill? - Neither. - Oh, just regular? - It was regular. Well, let me, let me, let me paint the picture. So it's dark out, and I'm literally like, at one point I stopped and I just listened, and I was like, this is so fucking beautiful. 'Cause we're starting, the weather's starting to change a little bit, boys. - Yeah, it's starting to get a little cooler. - We're getting toward fall, which, - I'm into it. - I'm not, I'm not opposed. - You're already there. - I'm over, because you fell. - I'm gonna, I'm gonna get up right now, and I'm going to beat the brakes off you. - I actually didn't mind that one. - That was pretty quick. That was pretty quick of me. - Don't do this to, no! - No, but then I was riding across the street, and I looked both ways to make sure no one was coming. I was being very safe. I had my reflective vest on. - Yeah, you were safe. Did you have a condom on? - What? - All safety. - And it was like the end of like, I was gonna like jump up onto the curb. - Oof, like a bunny hop? - No, no, no, like onto the sidewalk, but at the end of a driveway. - Okay. - But you know how sometimes at the end of a driveway, it's supposed to be like paved, so it meets the road kind of flush, but there had been damage from years of wear and tear, so it was like, it came to like an abrupt end. And it was probably like, I would say like a two and a half inch curb lip that I went to go like hit it at an angle, but there was like a lot of greenery on this side, so I wanted to like hit it and then quickly turn so that I didn't go into the trees. - Yeah. - What's so funny? You're real giggly today. - We're getting to it. - We're good, we're good. - So I like hit it and I like turned my thing real quick, but I guess I wasn't fully up. So I like turned off the curb and it like went flush with the curb. - And you just immediately? - And I just, I tried to like correct it. So I turned again and then it just over I went. - Did the back come up? - The back came up, I went over. - Right. - I landed on, I like caught myself, but like, as you could tell from this grave injury. - What sound did you make? - So here's the part. So I told this to Becca and her first thing was like, you were wearing a vest, which I guess is a topic here. I don't know if I made a sound. - Okay. - But I can show you on the app where I fell because there's just like a squiggle mark in it. - Did you like walk it off? - I walked around, you're like, "Fucking bitch." - I was very angry at myself. - Did anyone see you? - No, I don't think so. So I stood up and I heard like a dog. A car door shut. You know that sound. - Yeah, yeah. - You know that sound. And I like looked around to see if anyone was gonna come and like check in 'cause they saw me. - Right. - Nobody, yeah. Which is that worse? If I fell and no one saw? - If I fall and no one sees, I'm chilling. - Really? - Yeah. - Are you gonna like not tell anyone or are you gonna tell people? - No, I'll tell people. But also I, if I fall, the last thing I want is for someone to come over and like check on me like that. I'm like, oh God. - This is more. - More embarrassing. Unless I like got hurt. I gotta be honest. As someone that recently fell and no one saw, I was a little disappointed in everyone else. - You wanted them to come outside? - I just wanted some concern. - You wanted in droves people to just come outside. Hey, I heard the commotion. - Oh, no, no, no, no. Not droves, one person. - Okay. - And they didn't even need to come over. Just like if someone got out of their car, they'd be like, you all right? Good. And then I would just give the, yeah. And that would have been it. - Right. - But it wasn't, it didn't happen. And I was a little disappointed. - Yeah, sounds like. - Personally, like they should have cared more about me falling. The people that didn't see me. - Someone heard you fall and just got right into their car. They're like, ah, that crossing guard fell down, I guess. - I was worried though, that I made a sound. And I'm glad that I'll never know for sure if I did, because I would have, I don't think Becca would have ever been. - Yeah, sounds like. - It would have been like. - Yeah. - You know. - How far into your ride was that? - Probably like 10 minutes into my ride. - Oh, early. - Yeah. - Did you finish her out? - So I was go, I was riding to the gym. - Okay. - So I had to complete my ride. I was very upset though. And then my gym workout just wasn't the same. I was just so angry the whole time. - You just picking rocks out of your hand. - Well, no, it was there. I gotta, I had to pick some rocks out of here, you know? And then to, in order to like punish myself, I used hand sanitizer on it. - In order to punish myself? What's that about? - You know. - Were you worried about infection? - Duh. - Hydrogen peroxide. - They don't have any at the gym. - I know. - They don't have like a dispenser for hydrogen peroxide. - I don't know that is, would the hand sanitizer help that? - I imagine it kills bacteria and germs, doesn't it? - Is it good to put hand sanitizer on a cut? Doesn't that hurt? - It did. That's why I said in order to punish myself. - Oh. - It didn't feel great. - Do you like pain? - No. Obviously I'm joking. I didn't punish myself. I did put hand sanitizer on that. - Nah, I don't buy that. - I don't think that you are like, no, no, I'm gonna make it hurt. - But you've never been like angry at yourself that you're just like, you fucking deserve to stub your toe, idiot. - No, that's not how it works. - Not once, really? - I hate stubbing my toe. - As do I, but like-- - I'd rather stub five toes than hit my shin though. Hitting my shin is the worst pain. - I can't even remember the last time I hit my shin. - What is that even called? Like stub your shin or something? - Bash your shin. - Yeah, something like that. But like stubbing my toe is not great, but. I like cut my whole fucking arm. - Really? - Shutting the lights off right here. - What the fuck, how? - There's a zip tie that someone cut and it was really sharp and I went to go reach press the button and it just cut open my arm yo that's legitimately dangerous that's a nasty one dude i mean i need some hand sanitizer did you no oh well you should have oh you should be like you fucking idiot you deserve this now no i mean honestly if i'm gonna get cut i'd rather it be like a bigger scab because then i could pick it you don't pick your scabs no we've just we've discussed this i don't it's gross i live to pick scabs i will tell you the best like post injury thing to do is when you get a bloody nose and then you like pick out all the dried blood oh i fucking love that that's pretty sometimes you get lucky and you pick a like a flake and it and like a blood clot comes with it and you're like hey i got all that i don't like that one i just think it breathes really well i just like when it's like it's like flaked around and i can like peel it off like it's like a paint chip yeah you know what i'm talking about i do i do it's so good or if you like go like this and it like falls out i don't do that one oh try it next time you get a bloody nose let it dry and try that i don't really get bloody noses anymore and like i used to get scabs a lot because i would like fuck up my knees and like fall down when you're younger and then i would get like big scabs on my legs and i'd be like this is amazing i should wait a few days and all of a sudden i just start picking it and it hurts a lot i was i was worried that my bike was gonna be broken and like the bike seems fine but like the whole way i was just like this doesn't ride the same you know what i mean you're worried about the machinery yeah i mean it did break my light built for for falling i mean they're like metal the thing that's tough though is i fell on the side like as i went over and like down like that the side that has like the gear um the gear shift not the gear shift what am i talking about like the you know like it has like the chain it has the chain or whatever it has the chain but it has like that extra part on it that like for like when you shift gears oh the one that yeah they're like a bunch of different ones yes yeah so like i looked at that and there was like a bunch of different ones that were small and i was like oh yeah yeah yeah so like i looked at that and there was like a bunch of different ones that were small a little scratch on it but it looked fine but i was just so like i was like ew what did i tell you about the time i was on keith's pegs and we were going down a hill and i leaned street he leaned sidewalk and we went right into a pole and he launched me like i was i launched dude and i hit like the middle of the street if there was a car it's hitting me like for sure i one time went down we called it dead man's hill on 48th or 49th 49th and my brother fell in front of me and i accidentally ran over him and i was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die yeah dude how did you not fall i don't know because i ran over his neck i'm serious i was how did his head not pop off i don't know i guess he's got a strong neck i guess so that's crazy we're also like 12 years old so like i weighed maybe like 70 pounds yeah it's a hill in astoria that was like they had paved it and it was like straight down basically i remember one time i was like i'm gonna go down on my rollerblades as soon as i started to pick up speed i was like oh my god i'm gonna go down on my rollerblades as soon as i started to pick up i got so scared and i veered off to the side and i just drove into the front of a car did your rollerblades have like the metal brake stop on the back yo that's crazy i know i i think i was like that was me that was that was not the spirit of me in there because i was like yo i'm good i'm gonna go down this hill and i started going i was like way too fast and i just veered off to a parked car and like hit the headlight i as there was nothing cooler as a kid than a good steep hill and now honestly not much scares me more yo keith used to go down our block and he's done it on dead man dead man's hill on the peg standing straight up not touching the handlebars by the way this street the street it goes leads into like a fucking two-way avenue and this was before those avenues had traffic lights because now they do and i remember specifically the one at the end of your street didn't have one no and people were whipping down there yeah they were going like 50 60 that shit is fucking dangerous keith really was like the not daredevil evil knievel of our neighborhood one time keith when we were younger was like come down because we had skateboards and he's like let's just ride our skateboards down the alleyway and our alleyway we lived like at the bottom of a hill so i started going and i was like going down on my butt and we were kind of like racing and fighting and keith was like a lot stronger than me and just like shoved me off this thing and i i hit the floor and just like completely fucked up my hands and my arms or whatever and i was like oh go get mom and he was just standing above me and he's like i'm not gonna go he's like i'm not gonna do that just like no he's like you're gonna be fine like just figure it out i was like okay mom don't and i remember your alleyway it was it was like it's not paved but it was like that like weird like gravel-ish like it was like larger rocks and shit like that was paved and then it wasn't and then it did get paved again like it was like a weird patch in the middle where it was completely fucked and then it was like a weird patch in the middle where it was just completely fucked there was also a random vice grip do you remember that vice grip yeah there was like the tool like yes it was but it was built into the side of some person's driveway uh uh at the top it was like kind of in the middle and i would take rocks and i would put them in the vice grip and i would just turn it and it would explode really yeah i don't remember that yeah dude so i wonder if it's still there i'm shocked that you didn't obviously put like your nuts in there or something wouldn't put my nuts in there i mean i put my finger in there and be like oh but then oh now who likes pain well i didn't i didn't hurt myself i just like imagine just like a little pressure like this is ah i could hurt myself no i it was such a thing back then to like if you got hurt to not like don't tell anyone because like i imagine in that situation like keith was saying like you'll be all right but also somehow it would have been his fault it would have been we would have both got in trouble for something it's like the the the kid that isn't hurt is the one that is responsible for the one that is hurt did i ever tell you about the time where me thomas and keith had a pillow fight and uh tom swung a pillow at keith like high so he bent over like this and i came over the top went bang and hit him over the head and the bridge of his nose hit the edge of the uh radiator and he had immediately a big bump like this and we all just stopped and looked at each other and we're like what is our story yeah because we cannot tell mom because she's gonna she's gonna separate each of us and she's gonna murder us yeah she's they're gonna pull us into a room and interrogate us and we came up with a story that like we were playing hockey in the backyard and the puck jumped well it was so funny because like you like when you're doing that stuff because my brothers and i wrestled a lot like we used to like have full-on like wrestling matches like one person was like jim ross and shit like that but then at the end of anyone like if someone got hurt it was just like the powwow of just being like okay so this is how this is how this you how do we do this so that mom doesn't yell at us my brother the way i lost my first tooth was my brother hit me over the head with a steel chair like a legit steel chair in the mouth no so he like hit me over the head oh and you bit and i i did like yeah i did like one of those and it knocked my front tooth like super super super loose like to the point like you remember having loose teeth where you would just like be like i just want to see how far i could push this thing i yeah and also i would go like just and it would just like you were a like daffy duck or something i would do that with it yo having a loose tooth is like i mean core memory it was a core memory did you ever do any cool things to take your teeth out well that one in particular when you're younger and your tooth's like loose did you ever do like you tie the string and you drive away no no no i would slam the door i think i did the door once but i can't really really remember if it was me or if it was one of my brothers i think i was too afraid of the door the door one seems like such an easy one to do but like honestly also like the getting it around the tooth and tying is just as bad as the slamming of the door if not worse yeah who's tying this thing how like and also what are you using because like what we what you're gonna use floss that shit would break easily or rope i think it was way more string around in the 90s i think it wasn't very string a lot of yarn ton of yarn back then i used to love yarn garner's a good my my sister did the slam door thing i don't remember myself we tried to do an rc car with my little brother but but did the tying process was like it was fun but then he started to get scared he started to cry so we stopped oh man the worst is like when you try to do one of those things and they don't work yeah well i remember i like whenever i had a loose tooth i would always like push it out as far as it could go and then pull it in as far as i could go and then with that one in particular my brother hit me over the head and then i had told my mom like oh it's super loose and then she was like she like threw me a bagel or something like that she was like eat a bagel and she was like just take a bite and i took a bite and lo and behold it came right out wow bro teeth are crazy teeth are gross teeth are fucking weird i don't like teeth i don't hate them but the more i think about them the more creeped out i get by them like when you're young and like i remember when i had my i remember i don't know if it was my first but i remember being young and having a loose tooth and then when it came out i would i was so scared because i'm like oh my god there's a hole in my mouth and i'm bleeding and this tooth is in my hand well bro they like kids if you're listening take it easy they bleed a lot dude they don't like bleed a little they it's not like a hole bro it's a hole and like there's like shit attached to the tooth oh teeth man i don't like teeth you guys get your wisdom teeth pulled no i never got my bitches you could see them if you want to come look at my mouth i don't want to smell it you're not going to smell it you're not going to smell it you're not going to smell it that's one of my big pet peeves smell what my mouth you probably do have like a teeth tea like a deep tea in you you know what i mean like when you drink tea and it's like kind of stays on your tongue really i mean i've gotten better with scrubbing my tongue ever ever since i pulled it out on the show and someone was just like what the hell happened to his tongue i think it was you you're like what happened your tongue was like an orange i was like do you do anything orange you're like no i was like well i've gotten better with scrubbing it like i can't i can't do that i have like a scraper now i have a scraper and i like the scrubbing it with the bristles because it just feels like it's doing a better job than i if i place my toothbrush on my tongue i immediately start gagging i'm telling you it has to be very low do the do the thumb trick if you hold your thumb i don't know why but like it tricks your brain into thinking that you're not going to gag i don't i do not know and maybe there's a science behind it squeeze your thumb and shove your fingers he's done we've done this i know but you didn't squeeze your thumb last time he did i don't know you don't need this at all you know yeah he's sorry sorry sorry sorry jesus i'll stop also you didn't squeeze your thumb i know that was to show you that was to show you that that was the control and i got to about like right here bro good for you by the way yeah i guess lucky guy so like i'll use the middle finger for this one watch this thumb squeeze that's outrageous it's outrageous it's it's just it's just crazy i don't i think i would be i would i'm not saying like you could do it off camera i don't have a like i have a finger in my mouth thing like i don't like my own fingers how are you friends with i don't want to specify my own fingers i mean hey man i don't like my own fingers in my mouth anyone else's fingers however not anyway first of all i mean not anyone else do your thing brother yeah that's fine we're not judging no no one's judging here no one's judging here oh i don't give a endless summer escape start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house fuck i just thought it was funny well we knew there were kids in college that would always do like like sticking their finger in other kids mouths and stuff like yeah bro you not me not me not me not me i have done it but it was there was someone who i mean do we just like sit here and like say who it is oh it was pete yeah you said it yeah i thought it was you but maybe he would do it he was he would do it to me and you guys would finger each other's mouths actually take it the fuck easy okay like they're taking it correctly every now and then like just to get him back and be like fuck you you know yeah he was a big on that i just said it like mario for some reason he was a big on he was a big on that he was a big on that but he would get drunk and just start like the it would just be like go here i hate that fingers in the mouth fingers in the mouth is crazy because it is as dr mike has taught us it's like the dirtiest part of the body dirtier than he has shown i imagine i don't like getting my ear fingered why by who and why anyone you never had someone wet willies like not yeah that or like just stick your finger in your ear because wet willies are bad and especially your fucking i know my ears are bad i don't like any of that shit like when someone like would give you a noogie or just like tussle your hair i'm like oh my god i'm not gonna like get the fuck off me yo noogies noogies hurt dude yeah i had a cousin that would be so big on that or you remember from liar liar like the claw he used to do that to us and i was like i fucking hate this guy which one was the claw where he was like the claw and he would just like kind of tickle you and like go like this oh okay i do that with the kids now we also do the taser what's that it's like you take your thumb and you put it like that and you just kind of like in the rib jab it into the rib yeah i don't like any of that stuff i mean like i play with the kids and stuff like as a child when people would do that to me i'd be like the only one that i remember is when people would do rug burn on the arm yeah remember that they would like take your arm and they would just like ratchet back and forth yeah and like it was like this is what rug burn feels like well it was named something it was it was there was a different name and i shan't we we've since uh eliminated that we i shan't contribute to what that name was hated that too you know what i desperately hated was like mercy that game mercy just lock your fingers and just like whoever called mercy first i'm like i'm not playing this well that that was not like a battle of strength either it was like you have to just kind of like let the person just do destroy my fingers yeah just like hurt you i don't know all those kid games i remember the uh knuckles bloody knuckles that one was crazy because that one legitimately insane yeah you would like flick a coin and like you would freaking cut up your knuckles but that's why we're a better generation than your dumb ass generation how about that you guys have keys we did have them what do you like to my home and i'm trying to remember what keys was i think that had to do with like knuckles i mean something with keys i don't remember i don't remember i don't remember something with keys maybe it was like um bloody knuckles but with keys because you know no one has coins anymore how'd you guys hurt i mean dude you had coins back then we just got rid of coins yeah no i'm kidding well i mean they're still around we just got rid of some coins pennies are pennies gonna be like valuable i don't know i don't know i don't know one day or something i think there's like older pennies i mean people have like i saw one it was like the last issued penny from like 2025 or something like that is like for sale for a couple hundred bucks or some shit but then there's like older pennies bro i found a legit old penny like two weeks ago becca and i have this thing since the beginning of our relationship it's been a thing we're like if one of us finds a coin on the ground we'll just have the other person like try to guess the year and we were walking at the lake and she looked down and she found a penny and turned it over and it was like legitimately like oxidized like the fucking statue of liberty we looked at the year 1929 oh old penny old fucking penny yeah i was i couldn't believe it i didn't even know they made pennies back then it's an old bitch of a penny i but like it was a legit copper penny yeah which they don't make those i've i've had some pennies like that back in the day where there was like the green shit on it yeah exactly yeah do you remember when they like started releasing the quarters for the the the state yeah i had like the book that you could put all of them in and you could put them in i used to always see i mean i saw one of those recently i was like oh i haven't seen one of these in a while really north carolina and i was like oh i mean i think every quarter now has uh what's it called like a state on it like every issued one after a certain year that's it i don't think i haven't gotten my hands on a quarter in a while when's the last time you had cash on you i i got cash because i went to a wedding and put it in the card oh okay um but which you're not supposed to do i would just say yeah why why didn't you do a check it was a canadian wedding and like they like uh they'd rather usd because it's worth more so give us a better gift is that what they're saying it's just like no like i mean that's that was the rationale behind why i was giving cash gotcha usually you're not supposed to do that because if they lose a card lose the cash um but what was i talking about something about the cash oh cash yeah the last but that was the last time i was giving cash i was giving cash that was the last time but before that i have no idea and i always feel so bad because of like valet or coat check things like that i never i can't tip anybody yeah anytime i have cash on me which is very very very rare i like i never like it's those situations where like i don't have a reason to tip you know what i mean like i'm not using a valet or anything like that i just like what would be the reason i would have it i think to complicate this transaction i well i i know like a lot of like family things now like school related like functions are starting to like kind of go away from that but like we've had some instances where it's just like oh the book fair bring send your kid in with some money so they can blah blah but now a lot of them do like a virtual currency so like you literally like it'll be like tied to their student id number and they'll you can add in your funds and they could use it how they choose to use it and they can use it how they choose to use it and they can use it like credits like commissary basically i mean this is not like a crazy thing like i had this when i was in college i had it in in high school yeah so same but like some of them still do cash so like you know like like remember when we were kids and it was like the the holiday show not the holiday show the holiday shop and the kids can go get like a dollar trinket for like each member of their family yeah yeah that you can give them cash yeah but then some of them now do like virtual one it's crazy i feel like we're getting a lot of cash out of it like i mean like it's crazy i feel like we're getting a lot of cash out of it like we're getting a lot of cash out of it like it's crazy i feel like we're getting to the point where like children are gonna have credit cards with like strict limits on them and stuff do they make children's cards now like they're probably not credit cards not credit but like wait when can a child have credit uh i think 18 i don't know like can you just like start a an account for a child and build their credit that's kind of the meta it's what you're supposed to do i know it's what you're supposed to do and my parents did not i didn't even know what credit was until i was like 22 because 16 you could work yeah a child can start building credit history at any age oh authorized user right so your parents credit card you could be an authorized user and that helps build your credit it doesn't necessarily give you a credit score but it helps um like the credit some companies some still have a minimum age of 13 or to 15 which would make sense i mean yeah can't have a baby building credit fucking amex can you imagine it's just like i've been building credit for a long time i've been building credit for a long time building your credits super too yeah fuck dude i didn't know i legitimately didn't know what a credit or credit card was until i was like 22 23 i had such a stupid view of it i i i didn't have a credit card until i think i was like 23 or 24 probably not 24 but like 23 years old probably around the same time and my thought process was i'd rather the debit card because i know how much money i have then like if i'm spending the money and it goes out it's like okay this number that i'm seeing is the number the amount of money that i have yeah but i didn't know that like i couldn't wrap my head fair i couldn't wrap my head around the fact that i can just spend it and like pay for it later yeah like i was so and i remember i was talking with my friend kate and she was just hysterically laughing at me trying to explain it because she was like how do you not get this you idiot yeah you have a master's degree at this point and i still like couldn't grasp the idea of a credit card or credit you were a little older than i thought the story was going to be 23 he said yeah dude i swear to god i think just financially illiterate i don't want to say this and like i know this is not the universal experience but i feel like our group didn't really like we were not like sheltered but like a lot of us didn't start driving until we were later uh credit cards and stuff like that like we were just focused on other stuff and like we probably should have ironed out i mean i guess i don't know it just really depends on like the circles you kind of grew up in i don't know that anyone i knew growing up had a credit card growing up no yeah well how are you paying for your black coffees after your incredibly fun and ruckus sleepovers dollar 50 man couch two dollar bill couch chain i mean that was the thing is like i remember also my dad would like at the beginning of the week he'd give me a 20 bill and that would last me all week dude i remember that when we were younger that your dad would just give you money and i'm like what is that like yeah it was i remember i once lost it like he lost the money the car oh he like gave it to me and i put it in my pocket and then i went to leave and i checked and i was like oh i don't have it my dad was like ha ha ha like he thought i was trying to get like another 20 from him right and i was like dad i swear to god no and he was fucking pissed yeah because he was like where's the money i was like i've been in the car with you the whole time it's somewhere in here yeah it was probably tied up you know how like the fucking yeah they would do those whole things where they tie dollar bills for good luck made no sense i i thought about stealing those dollars i'll tell you that my wallet was uh keith growing up like he had a job and he had money and he just paid for me to do everything honestly he's a good brother he is he is i i used to my first job was like uh an off the books job at where we played baseball and i would i just had like a hundred dollars on me for like a week and i was like what the fuck is this yeah and it worked because then i would go and i would buy like my elmo and oscar the grouch graphic tees and it was cool all the prank stuff they had at spencer's gifts i remember when i first got a part-time job at elite they were paying me four hundred dollars like at a time because i was there like super part-time but i remember thinking like you know i hope they at least pay me 200 bucks and then when i got my first paycheck and it was 400 i was like i'm about to fucking be the richest person i know bro i so when i went for my graduate degree i was an rd and what came with that was the free tuition room and board a meal plan and then we had a stipend it was a sixteen thousand dollar a year stipend and i was just like i don't have to pay one shot no it came in in monthly okay and like weekly payments got it but i was just like i was getting 150 or some odd dollars a week or whatever it was and i was just like loaded yo i'm i could do whatever i want now like let's go buy patron on ice on ice yeah pop bottles all night baby yeah we could have whatever we like it's a beautiful beautiful time what probably would have went through that fast if it was patron every night yeah it would i couldn't i was drinking like fucking like bush light i also thought patron was like the most expensive me too that you could possibly buy back in the day when like you know hip-hop would just mention alcohol and their sales would just go through the roof yeah you know went through a big siroc phase too you did go through a big siroc phase me too yeah it tasted good peach siroc oh i think didn't they say that he became a billionaire off siroc alone or something like probably i think it was like a really popular bro it was everywhere yeah and like i was never big into like flavored vodka yeah but i remember you guys making like coconut siroc with pineapple juice and i was just like yo hold on this is kind of not the worst coca loso uh what was it um i i remember uh nuvo what's that it was like the pink bottle ah uh we had that cristal i although i never had it they like were done with cristal by the time like we started like drinking yeah yeah um but i knew the name i knew everyone knew the name patron was big you know that's what all like the hip-hop artists are talking about bacardi a lot of rum i guess hypnotic but then i found out that it was like like it was basically fruit juice with a dash of like alcohol in it i was like look cool though what do you think i am yeah bro there was one that my buddy will showed me oh fuck it was it like it was purple and it had like glitter in it oh man i could try you could try and like it was 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doodle yeah it's a cheese doodle it's got its own thing interesting so there's this uh personality test going around it's which chip are you choosing the first chip to dunk into this salsa it looks like um yeah don't worry about the hard salsa yeah i will say this 34 year old frank i'm fucking dipping the fuck out of this chip i'm scooping the hell out of that shit what does it have to do with your age yeah if i was like 10 year old frank i'm going in and i'm coming out and i'm just getting the juice of the dip oh weird yeah i want that i want all the shit that they got i like chunky salsa that salsa restaurant style salsa is ass it's like this is like water and tomatoes what am i doing it's wet i don't disagree but also i like it because when it comes in that little cup you can just drink it no oh i think there's only two answers i would accept here um i think can you zoom in a little more i need to see the ridges on these chips enhance i'm gonna i'm gonna go out on a limb here not not that it's a crazy limb but if anyone who picks c is either uh a mouse or a fucking idiot like c is insane c doesn't even deserve dip on it it doesn't deserve salsa i would potentially not even eat that if it was on you know what i mean i think we can i think we're in agreement on which one we're picking can we say it on the count of three are we i think can we three two one d yes and what you're a b guy a dude hey hey dude hey hey hey what are you doing with that respectful you invert it and you get that scoop and you have a little fold that holds it all in no no no you're you're absolutely not what you want outside of your brain and pants what you want is a curvature to your to your chip so it holds it for you and then you bring it to your mouth a you're not getting that whole d is a half pipe waiting to be filled with salsa a is like is a is a is demented i don't even know what happened to e where is e is c part of e is that like the fucking i'm taking e over a no a hundred percent yeah you're not fitting d in your little mouth you don't know what that chip you don't know what the fuck this mouth can do when it comes to chips i also i could two bite it he's two biting a salsa chip bro it's about first of all you have a i'm backing up a little bit you're i mean i don't mind double dipping but a salsa chip a good chip is gonna turn to dust in your mouth no no no i mean dude like a tostitos chip they're fucking massive you have to two bite those i mean but that's why steve you're messing up that's why if you're getting a tostitos corn chip you get the scoopable you can't i love you can't get the big fucking like this thing is like a hang glider no i know but if i do have that like i'm two biting that we think i'm gonna shove that in my mouth am i a fucking cobra you can use a as a little submarine and the pocket like a like a cannoli will be filled yeah but then you get so little dude you get so little you didn't think i was gonna say a right you thought everyone was gonna say a i thought i mean it's not even top three i'm going a i'm going d and then b is a close second yeah you're just picking chips b that's that's what we're doing but b is just a chip yeah there's nothing good about it i mean no there's some bend there's some there's some curves she's a little curvy when they invented the scoop that was the peak of of yeah we innovation yeah i agree with you agree i mean that's up there with the computer no well the the scoopable like the one that looks like ridges ridges but also have you seen frito's scoops it's like a it's like a shovel no pull up frito's scoops and just show him it's honestly peak chip design because this thing is literally used to shovel french onion dip into my goddamn mouth it kind of looks like a shell mac and cheese hell yeah dude that's perfect no what do you mean no fritos are nasty bro come on i don't like fritos come on now fritos are such a good chip no they aren't they're so delicious they're like a d tier fritos are ass so then give me your give me your top chip for for like salsa i mean we know it's a tostitos like a scoop it's a tostito scoop what is it um yeah what the fuck are we doing now hoops who is this who's this fritos is getting out of control although you might like that joey because i like yeah i do and then barbecue too i hate they got a bad not rated very high barbecue as a as a flavor is so dog shit that's crazy so dog shit dude not true i will say this endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com house these people that do like chocolate covered potato chips i will never even heard of that you've never seen those no oh there's like some chocolatiers and like candy shops that do it i've never heard like that yeah basically i mean that's a corn chip i'm thinking potato chips ah yeah i don't i'm not into corn chips i don't think i mean you just said you like tostitos oh never mind what yeah i don't like chocolate covered pretzels oh i like chocolate that's a hot take is it i just don't like pretzels that are like hard those are the best pretzels no oh like a super like those like thick sourdough pretzels i don't like that i like them you never had a box of like pretzel logs and you just suck the salt off no those i actually enjoy i like the the pretzel logs but ones that look like pretzels like the pretzel design but they're like thicker and like dark and they're like hard yeah I just had those at the house. They're good, man. I don't like them. I used to love taking the pretzels and just go and dig into the bottom of the bag and just eating the salt. Like the rods? Yeah. The rods, I would go down there and I would pinch it like it's fish food and I would put it in my mouth. Yeah, just sprinkle it like salt bae in your mouth. I can't believe you went with A, dude. A's crazy, dude. That is so unbelievably bad. That's a horrible answer. That's not even like- I think I'll get backed up here. A? I don't think anyone's going to like A. Oh. Bro, D is like you can get the most like on your dip with that out of all of those. A, you're getting nothing, bro. You're not thinking about the shoving of it in there. That's the only redeeming quality it has and it's not even big enough to fit anything. And now you can eat it like this. You don't have to like, you know. I'm good. I can do that. There's something nice about having to like be like a python and like wrap my mouth around this chip. I'm lucky, man. Good for you. I just think like it's like a challenge. Like I'm better than you, food. You know? I will tell you this. I don't know if you feel this way. We, you know, Maeve loves chips and salsa. Like for snacks, she'll sit there with chips and salsa. But sometimes like a piece of the chip will break off in the salsa and then I find it when I'm having it and I'm like, ew, what the fuck is this? It's just like, it's like a tar, like, you know, when they find like a dinosaur in a tar pit and it's like, this was a dinosaur. This was a dinosaur once. This was respectable. Now it's a goddamn wet, disgusting chip. I don't get the reference, but I understand the chip part. You don't know. You've never seen or heard of that? Like a tar pit? You never heard? Like they found like shit in tar pits and like. What's a tar pit? A pit of tar. Why would that exist? Because tar is like a naturally occurring thing. Oh, like that. Yeah. I thought you meant like, never mind. I don't know what I'm thinking. Tar is like a real thing in the world. Right, right, right. What's a tar pit? It's a pit of tar. And what's funny is that's a good, like that is what I'm thinking. It is what it is. It is what it is. This is the kind of stuff that people come to this show for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? I can't believe. I think I'm going to have some A riders. No. We're going to have some D riders. I was going to say, if you have any, we're going to get the D riders for sure. Yeah, dude. There is no one that is riding for C. Oh, man. A lot of people like tiny chips. How would you guys rank a queso salsa guac? And then I'll throw an onion dip as well. Spinach dip? No. Fuck. Artichoke dip? No. I do love a crab dip. Yeah, those are great. Okay. Queso, salsa, onion dip. What else did I say? Guac. Onion dip, queso, salsa, guac. What? Guac last. Yeah. Wait, what did you say? Onion dip? Who the fuck are you, dude? I think, I'm not even kidding. I think I'm going the exact opposite of yours. I think I'm going guac, salsa, queso, onion dip. And I love each of them. In an abundance. Oh, I'm not doing that. I think I would go first. I would probably say it's really close between salsa and guac. One of those or one, two. And I'm putting queso last. I like queso. I like it, but like, I'd rather the onion dip. I agree. Queso's like whatever to me. It gets old. Really? I'm like, three chips into queso? I'm like, yeah. You've expressed, though, like you can't have too, too much cheese, though. So I can understand why that would bother you. I just don't think it's an interesting. It's an interesting taste. The rest are more interesting. It's interesting when they put a little spice in there. Yeah, like a spicy queso. Like a spicy queso with like, you know, I've even had some people that put like salsa on top of queso. And like, you can kind of mix it together a little bit. Like a layer dip. Fuck that in its little tiny thing. Yeah. Yo, Espo's mom with that. Yo, she has a crazy layer. Espo's mom makes like a taco layer dip. It's in a pan like this. Yo, and I would, I literally would just put a chip at one. Chip at one end and drive across country. Yeah. It is so good. It's a good dip. You, you, you, you like refried beans? Yeah. Yeah. I used to have this thing. They're a little farty. What was in it? But I would have them like wrapped up kind of. It was like these little things where it was like refried beans and then maybe some sour cream and like cheese. And then you just roll them up. I used to crush them. Refried beans, man. I mean, I love beans. What does that even mean? Like, what is it? I think that you have to like recook beans. And then mash them. Mash it up. It's just, it's just mashed beans. I think that they're probably, there's more to it, but I imagine. Cause it just, it kind of looks like it's just like a paste. So wait, you put what, what at the top? It's, it's the, like a, like a little tortilla or whatever. No, no, no, no. Like your, your rankings of what it's at. Oh, oh. It's so tough because like a really, really good guac I think is probably better than a salsa, but salsa is more consistent. Like a chunky salsa. So I may go salsa first, then guac, then onion dip, then queso. Do you like your guac chunky or just creamy? Like chunks of, of, uh. Avocado. No, I like it to be. You like it pretty clean? But I like it when it has like, you know, a little shit on it and like some red dust and shit. Oh, like they like sprinkle a little like chili powder on it. Yeah, yeah. Just for like hee hees, ha ha's. Yeah. And I like when it's in the fucking. Thing. Yo, you know what's coming up? And like, and, and like there is such a difference. First of all, I've never had a store-bought guac and been like, mm, they all suck. But like, you know what's on the rise for me? Hummus, dude. Hummus is great. Dude. But like a, cause like store-bought hummus is garbage. I also think they're, they're good. Like a red pepper hummus. Yeah, but like once you, once you, once you get a taste of the nectar. From the poisonous tree, you're just like chickpeas. I mean, like once you have like a proper, like super, like creamy, thin hummus, then you're like, whoa, now we're talking. Yeah, I mean, obviously things made fresh are way better. Don't like hummus. You don't like hummus? That's not a surprise. No. What about tabbouleh? Do you like tabbouleh? Yeah. All that. Like if I go to a restaurant and they have all that stuff or they offer like, you know, we have pita and all these dips. I'm like, bring all the fucking dips. Hell yeah. Get all the dips. Get all the fucking pita. Hell yeah. Oh, I'll do you one better. Don't know what that is. What? It's just like parsley and sometimes eggplant and tomato and garlic a little. Sometimes it's good to dip your, your chip in hummus and then put this on top of it. Baba ganoush. Yo, the ganoush goes crazy. Do you like baba ganoush? No shot. Can't keep up. Have you been to? I've been to like an Indian restaurant. This is more like Mediterranean. No, it is. But I'm just like, I don't know. Picturing that you're like, I just, you haven't been there. I don't think so. Or like a Lebanese or like a Thai. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You don't strike me as adventurous with your food. I'm adventurous. Have you gone to a restaurant that's like they serve and then a country that is not this one? Uh, anytime I go anywhere with you guys. That's it? That's it. Pretty much. Yeah. Okay. Because you guys big on that. I mean, big on, big on. I'm trying to read the menu and I have to point. Yes. Yeah. You guys are big on that. That's fair. That's fair. I went to one the other day that was, it was, it, they made it very specific that it's not fusion, but it's like Peruvian food or Japanese food cooked the Peruvian way or vice versa. Beat the brakes off me. Yeah. Absolutely. Just tore me to shreds. Love that. You don't strike me as like, you would go to like. Put it like this. If there was like a new, like Lebanese restaurant or, or like something like that, you would be like, I'm just going to go to Rainforest Cafe. If that's an option, I'll go. You're going to RC. I'm not going by myself. I like, I like, I like adventurous with you guys. Do you know what happened to him at dinner yesterday? No. What? What happened at dinner? We all ordered food. Like, let's say Greg started and then it came around to him. To me, I pointed at the item I wanted and the waitress just like substituted his full meal. No, that's not what happened, dude. I thought that is what I said. No, no, no. What happened? Oh, is it? This is a topic of contention. No, it's not. I forgot this actually happened. They just forgot my food. They forgot to give me my food. I ordered a pasta dish, but you like said you wanted it and then you wanted to switch it. So she's like, oh, that instead of the cavatelli. And you're like, yeah. So then I think she crossed out that because that's what I ordered. And then she got him his. Oh, I always get blamed for everything. I'm like, no one's saying anything. I had no reaction to that. No, I'm saying she said, like, well, you said not to do the cavatelli, whatever it was. Oh, she blamed me. And I was like, I don't know, like, why me ordering my food made his food not come. She, like, said, like, oh, it's his fault. She was explaining why she was confused. I'm assuming she was just like, oh, you said this. And that's why I thought that was fine. So, like, she blamed you. The server was just like, I didn't bring out your food because of this fucking idiot right here. It's what it felt like. Didn't you say something about that first? No, I just said I wanted this. And I pointed to what I wanted. No, I mean, like, when she showed up and, like, we were like, oh, you forgot one more. I love how he says, like, yeah, I get adventurous with food and I eat different places as if you guys. It sounds like you just went to an Italian restaurant. We went to a bar. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not talking about that specific. I just it made me think of that. And then we all ate and we were all doing our meals. And then his meal came. Do you get over? Are you one of those people Are there people that pre-looks at the menu or do you show up like, I'm raw dogging this shit? Hold on. Before we get to that, because I like that discussion too, we're just going to finish up some sponsors here. We have HIMS. So HIMS, they offer a convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments and ingredients that work, including chews, orals, medication, serums, and sprays. 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I sent her, like, some Gatorade and, you know, some other stuff, like Advil or whatever else from a convenience store. And it's like, hey, look, I'm thinking of you. You could send whatever. So you could do that for your partner. You could do it for your friends or whatever. There's a lot of different ways you can use this stuff. But also, at the end of the day, you could also use it to get, you know, food or whatever the things you want. You could also, like, around Mother's Day, I sent my mom flowers on Mother's Day. So that's another thing. So DoorDash makes it easy for showing up for the people you love. So, yeah, go check out DoorDash. Go download it. Go download it and use it. It's very convenient. Enjoy that. But, yeah. So the question that I was posing was to Ant, because I think I know your answer. Do you, when you know you're going to a restaurant, take a look at the menu beforehand in order to get a sense of what you might get? Or do you just get in there and then? And figure it out? I don't think it's. I do look if it's days away. Like, it's like, oh, we're going somewhere on Saturday. Like, I'll look. It's not really. I don't know why I do it. It's not really to, like, be prepared or. Get it, get it, get it. Oh, I missed it. It's not really to be prepared or anything. It's more just. I kind of just like looking. Is that a weird thing? Do you pick out what you're going to eat? Or do you just check it out? Because I'll check it out sometimes, but I'm not going to, like, pick what I'm getting. Yeah, because it depends on the day. Like, I don't know what future Antonio is going to want. But I really just. I wait until I get there. Yeah. Unless, like, if I, like, look up the place on, like, Google Maps to see, like, the drive or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and they have pictures, I'll look at some of the pictures and I'll just be like, whoa, whoa. But, like, I'm not going to, like, read the menu and just be like, let's do this, this, this, this, and this. No, I'll look just to get a general idea. If someone recommends a place, like, oh, like, we're going to go to this place. I'll be like, all right, cool. What kind of food is it? Like, if I ask that and it's like, oh, it's Mexican food, I'll be like, all right, cool. Like, I won't really look. But if it's kind of like some funky shit, then I'll look and be like, okay, what do they got? And then check it out. But I won't make a decision. I'll make a decision there. I don't know if I want to look because I feel like I'll already judge the time I'm going to have now that I'm thinking about it. Because every time I look at the menu, I'm like, oh, this day is going to suck. Really? Sometimes. Really? I enjoy every menu. I mean, there are some that are better than others, but, like, I feel like on every menu there's something. It takes a lot for me to just be like, this isn't a good menu. If I've ever done that before. Yeah. I do believe I agree with you where I think every restaurant, every menu, there is one thing that you'll get. Like, you're not going to hate anywhere you'll go. Would you rather a super long menu or a super, like, limited menu? Limited. Really? I know this is probably not true, but a very big menu, I think, to me, it makes me feel like. They don't care. It's not, like, there's not a high quality. If there's so many things that you can get. I'm sure there are people in, like, the food industry that are saying, like, yes, that is the general consensus. I mean, I don't know that, but that's what it feels like. It's like, all right, if you can make, you know, you're selling pizza, and you're also selling filet mignon, and you're also selling, like, this and that. I'm like, all right, this is a lot of stuff. That's why people talk about the fucking Cheesecake Factory is like, because they have, like, a thousand menu items. Yeah. That's crazy. And it's, like, legitimately, it's like an eight-page menu, and it's just like, there's 40 sandwiches, and there's 10 steak options, and then there's 22 pasta options, and there is a lot of shit. I almost agree with you, but, like, I have no grounds to stand on. I've watched, like, three episodes of Kitchen Nightmares, and I feel like I walk in, and I'm just like, this is too long. They don't care about fucking anything. Gordon Ramsay loves a tiny menu. Well, I mean. He loves a tiny menu. I don't like a tiny. A tiny menu. But I do like, you know, five entrees is, like, the smallest. Four, I guess. Five entrees is, that's nothing, dude. I know, but, like, that, I'm saying that's, like, the smallest, like. I feel like. I need a lot of apps. I need a lot of apps, and call them, call them starters. Don't call them shareables. Don't call them, even, like, appetizers, I'm fine with, but, like, call them, you know, the right name. Don't get cute with it. And then I need a red meat, a fish, chicken, pasta. Yeah. You could break it up like that. You don't need to put it all under the same fucking, under the same list. Or I like when there's just, like, okay, this restaurant has, in total, 14, 15 items. That's it. And it's, like, they're all just there. And they're, like, as it gets closer to the bottom, the. Portions get bigger. These are more, like, you know, you could get a couple for the table, blah, blah, blah. I don't mind that. I don't like when I got pages. I like pages. I think one turn. Like, if there's this, and then there's one turn, that's fine. If I'm turning again, this is insane. Also, I will say this. Put the dessert menu on the menu with everything else. No. Don't be like, we got to bring you a separate menu. Why? I want to see when I'm ordering my food, like, what I got. Up around the bend for me. No. You want to be surprised. Like, what's on the other side of the horizon? No. I mean, I am surprised when I see it the first time. But you're like, oh, it's got to be a. I don't know. I like the dessert menu. Really? Yeah. It feels a little like, what, you weren't confident? You want to show me from the beginning? Show me now. No. Show me when I walk in. I actually think the opposite. I think that if I get a menu and there is dessert on it, unless it's a short menu, and it's like, here's everything. Then I'm kind of like, what's going on? It's just an extra step to just be like, all right, now let me see the dessert menu. Just like, I saw it originally. It's like, oh, this sounds good for dessert. Like, let's stew on that. Let's sit on that. Can't be thinking about dessert before appetizers. Can't do that. Bitch. Also, I really enjoy when they bring around. Like, I actually fuck with the way they do it on planes. On planes, they just roll the fucking dessert up to you. Everything comes out at the same time. Yeah, they're like, here's what we're going to do. Here's what we have. Like, imagine you're at a restaurant, and a little trolley pops over, and it's like, here's the shit. We were talking about going on a train ride. Like, if you do that, do you want a trolley of snacks? I actually saw. I'll take the lot. I saw a TikTok of a hotel in Scotland, I believe, where they have a traveling bar man. So he'll knock on your door, and he has a little trolley, and you can order a drink, and he makes like a fucking old-fashioned for you. Yeah. There you go. You go back to your room. I love old-timey shit like that. Is it old-timey? I love it. I mean, it seems old-timey. There was just like a voice that was like, the traveling bar man. I was like, damn, I kind of fuck with that. I do want to go to a restaurant, or a bar, or something where they like, chip the ice off of a big ice block. For what? Like a drink? Yeah. Oh. Like, they're just like, you want ice in it? I'm like, yeah. And they go, and they just like, fucking murder an ice block in like a back freezer, and they just like, put it in your. Blast? Or I could tell you, when I was in Lisbon, I went to this place, I forget the name of it, but they were, they have perfectly clear ice blocks. I've seen those. They took them out, and this woman just started cutting it, and she was like, kind of struggling doing it. I'm like, this has got to be the most annoying part of this job, because she's slicing this thing into a perfect rock, and then she like, fucked one up, and then she had to get another one, and I'm like, I appreciate it. Oh my God. I mean, I like, I like nice ice. Yeah. Like, ice cubes. Yeah. Whoa. Let me say that. Frank likes ice. No, stop. Heard it here first. He supports ice. No, no, no. Clip, clip, clip, clip. No! He said, ice is nice, and everything's. No, stop, you know, I didn't say that if anyone the guy in the camo hat is What does that mean? Only it was hanging fruit. I had to but yeah, I like a good ice block I like what also the stamper thing where they make it like here's our logo fuck with that Well when we did you don't like the stamper. It's just nothing What do you like? I'm still trying to learn a lot about you big big ice guy ice cube Big ice guy ice cubes ice cubes. Yeah, love ice cubes. Love ice cubes. I'm gonna good. I hate ice. How's that? Yeah, fuck that fuck ice What ice cubes and ice cube but like if you went to a cocktail bar and they just put like Fucking regular like ice cubes in there. You wouldn't be like you'd be like, alright, whatever There are certain ice cubes that if I got out I would be like, where am I the half moon ice cubes? If I got that in my drink, I'll be like the fuck. Yeah I Fridge Fully agree, I need either a big block or you need blocks or that one skinny one I'm not I'm not in fucking hate that one I'm not in for the skinny one because it's such a like it's my face Not only is it hit your face, but like it's such a like it's like catfishing the drink You know like the long skinny one because then you're like, oh I got this big drink and you take it out And it's like a little I mean the the the amount of drink in your drink is the same I Know but I don't I don't like like at least let me see that it's a smaller drink Don't give me don't catfish me. That's like I don't want that shit You ever see the videos because if it's a bunch of ice cubes if I take out one ice cube the drink still looks the same You ever see the videos where they take out the big? It's like don't let me be able to do that I mean if you watch a bartender make it there's like a total of like five ounces I go into every we went to a place recently and they had the stamped Ice cube we were just like now I might steal that now we're talking and it was like an oh and it wasn't like a It was just like a piece of brass Yeah, they're heavy and it was like on like a leather handle and we were just like yeah We might steal this shit. Just palm some cubes and throw them in my drink. Yeah, but like coming dude You have to like that's like saying that you don't care that you don't have a bed frame I'm just gonna I'm just sleeping there. Do you I would say it's not the same. I think it is the same I feel like I think it is the same I'm gonna get we're gonna gang up on you have to just make points But aren't there are certain parts where you're like you have to appreciate the little extra like oh, that's nice cuz you're either like You're either like you don't care or you care too much about things and I don't understand like it's hard to figure out what? You're gonna feel on certain topics. Also. Not every place has the stamp on the ice Obviously like you're going to a cocktail bar. They may go the extra mile to elevate this drink I'm not gonna be like just put a fucking ice cube in it like yeah palm if it's gonna stop if I'm at a bar and I'm getting a margarita and they're like trying to do that while everyone else is trying to order beers and stuff Then I'd be like, all right, just fucking put ice in it. But if you're going to like a place All right, it's crazy it's crazy. It's so hard to get a read I'm gonna get you one day What does that mean one day you're gonna you're gonna turn into you're gonna turn them out one day It's gonna be like a bougie nice to you. You think so? Yeah, I hang out here a Hugo Sprint's in you forget it I saw you posted a Hugo in the other day and you go. Oh boy. Yeah, you know what? We might get him one day. Do me a favor hold your hands up What about the other one ring? What's going on Oh, he has a watch you got that bitch watch. Yeah, but there'll be a It'll be a time. You're gonna be like, ooh, I'm gonna be like no stamp I Think I am this gonna be like you change No, but like it's like once there are certain parts of it that you're just like, oh, all right Hold on now that I but because no we wouldn't go to a normal bar and just be like what the fuck is this like? Yeah, like a dive bar and you're like no stamp in my beer. Yeah, or like they put the thing I was at a bar in Boston where they put a thing on top of the Guinness. It was like a little dog rocking out. Oh, I like a little picture Yeah, that's cool You know where I want to get one day and I never have you have you ever seen those commercials where people like wipe the extra phone? With like a special foam wiping knife. Oh, you're not supposed to do that But it's like for Guinness. No, not for Guinness. I think it's done for I think it's like Stella Oh, you just slap it and no they like they like wipe the foam away. That seems cool. I Also, we've said this we are we are still on the hunt for a proper bar that throws an ice-cold mug down the bar Yeah, I don't know it might happen. It's got to go to Oktoberfest for that. It's got to be like a sturdy glass I also think that Just like what happened to just big old fucking mugs Steins not just a stein, but like the glass mug that is like 40 pounds. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, they have them I when I was in Idaho, I went to a bar grumpy's and they had like big chalices and there's a bar in Brooklyn called Rockarola that has like big heavy We went there the deviled eggs place. Yes, that's the deviled eggs place eggs, sorry pickled pickled eggs Well, you thought well Danny thought it was deviled eggs and it was pickled eggs and I ate them anyway, and it was absolutely disgusting I like pickled eggs. I've had them. They're just sitting but they give out big like thick glasses They like you I could kill someone with this. Those are the only two places that I like no, but like they exist also, uh Houston Hall have you been there? You know how small it's like a indoor outdoor you would fuck with it kind of You're like inside, but then you're also like feels like outdoor. There was one time. I think it was someone's birthday Danny was there I don't know who Danny Well Peoria. Oh, okay. They had a thing. They had a thing there that night where you know, you could like It's like a QR code and then you take a picture and it could potentially go I was I was there Oh, so yeah, we went for I think it was Davino's birthday. Was it and I had he kept posting pictures I kept taking pictures of them coming up and like the first one was just like I'm finally enjoying my night out. Fuck you dad Yeah, and then like 12 others of his posted like on the screen that put something that yes, I have. Yeah, that's why I think don't they have big things - big Cups, I think I don't know. He was posting like looking crying is like, you know, my my I wish my dad was here or something Like that. Yeah We should go to a place and get a leader Stein What does that look like? What's that? Oh like a liter of beer like the big mug the giant one tall things I mean, oh the ones that come with like a no, I said, oh I saw something recently on TikTok Where it's like you go to a place I forgot how much it costs but I was like, you know, this is insanely worth it And then for two hours you get unlimited Guinness tap That's a lot of getting it Guinness, dude But that's crazy I mean think about in two out see I wouldn't be able to do something like that because I would be like I need to drink enough to Offset whatever I'm paying for this. Well, you would that's why it's like super worth it I mean, how much is it for two hours? I don't remember say it's let's say 200 bucks, okay I would have to as an individual drink enough Guinness. Yeah, but how hard is that? I mean again as you you have to drink in two hours like five beers No, I know that I know I can do that I'm not saying it's hard, but I'm not right for that situation because I will drink way too much. I Mean, you know what I'm saying where it's just like, all right, I need to have five beers in two hours I'd be like here's ten There are some bars that there's a tap like built into this the chair or the table and it like calculates how much you actually Use or something like that, you know how it works. I assume you just like pay I'm sure it's like I don't know like a smart thing where it's just like you guys use you filled your beers up Yeah, five times. So this is your charge. I kind of like that idea damn We should do that that sounds cool it does I think there was like a is it a steakhouse There's something that does it but it's not Guinness. It's like other beers That are like in the table and I was like, oh, that's cool I've never done it Have you ever gotten one of the like lightning thing beers where you like put it down and fills it up from the bottom? No Dude, when I first saw those I'll pull up a clip. I thought that was legitimately magic How does it fill it the cup like it has like a plastic thing on the bottom? Yeah And like you put it in and there's like a like a fill so it goes like that and it lifts the plastic thing up And it fills beer from the bottom and then when you pull it away it like seals it So technically if you like fingered the bottom it would all come out. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah Feel like that's necessary. Yeah, you can go from the top I mean it was like it looked pretty cool But then I know that there's like science behind we ever seen the thing where John Taffer He's like this is what happens when you don't pour your beer properly and and he puts like a napkin in a beer Oh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about and it like starts to fizz up and he's like that happens in your stomach This is not good. Like this guy he fucking This guy he goes he goes back and forth quick, brother This is it Watch watch so they put it down and little flap and whoa Yeah, I thought that was magic. I mean you would have to be really dumb to think that's magic. I think the answer is pretty clear I mean, it's cool. I think the answer is pretty clear. It's a you thing in your brain, I think Whoa, let's get John Taffer on this show and Let's just drink with John Taffer to be like John. What do you think about this? We're just drinking stuff steins the whole time just drinking steins and he's telling us you know just screaming at us about like or let's bring him to like i got no no i have no idea for john taffer well there you have it folks uh i think that's our episode for today uh frank where can they find you uh the frank alvarez uh all over social media uh uh i did the uh official marvel countdown to avengers doomsday podcast which you can check out on disney plus and youtube and audio uh options as well and then patreon.com slash the basement yard sanagato studios.com for the new merch basement.com slash submit for those pictures so many so many so many so many places and you can find me at ant prisco on tiktok and instagram david go follow me at joe sanagato go follow the show at the basement yard on tiktok and instagram and that is all see you next time endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix.com netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house