#562 - Should We Call The Doctor?

Welcome back to the basement yard. Yup, it's us. We're here. You want to show me your bug bites again? What happened to you? I got attacked by buggies. Like does this sit outside? I grew to be in Maeve called them skibitos. Skibitos. Skibitos got me. Yeah dude, they fucking, they took my shit and they pounded it out. There's other ways to say that. Sure. Sure. Yeah, but it's alright. They're actually not itchy. They're at that point where like they're just kind of like annoying. Yeah, you know, they're like nice. I like to smack them too. Oh, I love smacking a mosquito bite. I don't like I really get to unload on myself. You know, spank it. Yeah, that's crazy. If you got something stuck in your ass, how long would it take you to go to the hospital? Hello, welcome to the show. Yeah, thanks for stopping by like working. You're talking about skibitos. You just went full in. What was the question? No work. If you got something stuck in your butt. Yeah. How long would it take you to go to the hospital? First, let me just say this. A minute and a half in. Can we say that? Can I say that the time wouldn't it wouldn't be a long time? Well, I mean, it would also depend what it is, right? No. First, if I had anything, Frank, if I had anything a foreign object stuck in my rectum colon, whatever, we're talking about a grain of rice. Okay, and I know about it because I wouldn't know that there's rice in my ass. You know, I'm sure there's people that do ask rice play. Are you sure? I know. I would say that I would probably spend more time thinking about how I'm going to discreetly get to the hospital and like no one finding out about this. Because I'm certainly not telling anyone that I know that I have something lodged in me. I mean, I imagine that if you're putting something in your ass, someone knows that you're into it. So like there might be one person you might be able to like copy. That's true. Maybe if I was like really into it and I was like, I don't want to tell anyone they're going to think of who would be if you had to tell anyone, who would it be? Who would I tell that I have something in my ass? Yeah. Nicole. Oh, obviously, your mom. Yeah. All right. My mom, honestly, literally down there with like Bill, my I might be able to help you out. Yeah, actually, Bill and I would be higher than I would think. I think Bill, my just because he would probably have some sort of information. I don't know. My mom would be dead. If you're calling anyone, it's it's Dr. Mike. I'm not I'm not calling Dr. Mike. How many times you think Dr. Mike has gotten that call? Hey, Doc, listen, hope all as well. Everything cool. How's life? Cool. Sweet. What do I do here? I have a yo yo in my butt. Listen, I know you're a yo yo. I know that you're supposed to do this thing with small talk before you like ask for something. You're not doing something is lodged in my ass. I'm skipping that all together. We're going right to the question. You're going 100% balls of the wall. Something in my ass fire. Sound the alarms. I'm not even saying hello. They're going to say hello. I'm going to say we have a problem. Really? Yeah. And I'm like, there's I have this thing and it's in my butt. And I don't know what to do. What do I go to the hospital? Which I do? Should I not stand up too quickly? Because I'd be worried about like shift in my mind. I imagine like, depending on what it is. So like if we're thinking about things that you're more likely to put in your butt, they're going to be round, you know, not as intense edges, you know. So like, could it really do a ton of damage in there? Now if you were putting in like a shuriken, you got a problem. Is that like the ninja store? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. But like even if something like a marble, right? Not like huge. But what if you put a marble in there? And then you realized where'd that go? What if what if they put a marble in and then you smack both sides of your cheek like your ass cheeks and it shoots out? What do you mean what? Do you mean the doctor? I'm going to get to the hospital. What if you get there and there's just like, there's a secret to this, you got a, it's like you got a bongo smack both your ass cheeks and things will just fly out. You can turn yourself into a fucking weapon, dude. Hard, hard to aim. Hard to aim. Bro, with practice. Just like anything else. Come on, dude. You put it in your 10,000 hours and you master it. Guinness, there is a Guinness World Record that is not yet been broken and it's that one right there. And that one will remain a broken most accurate shot of a marble out of an ass. It sounds like you go pretty quick. I would go so quickly. It's insane. Yeah, I'd be I'd be petrified. I'd be so scared. Like even if it was something like a marble. It'd be bigger. Certainly if it was like a tack. If it was like something sharp. Oh, I would literally just be I'd be, I'd stop and then I'd call and I'd just lay. Would you like stay still? Mad still. If it was sharp. If it was a marble, I would probably like get up and let it swish around. It'd be bigger than that. You wouldn't like try to take like a like a like a laxative of some sort. Oh, no. I mean, I I imagine that helps. No. I'm sure it would. But I don't have that kind of time. People get stuck stuck in there, but dude, we've done enough at like episodes of this show and gone over enough stories of people like sitting on like, remember there was this one guy in some country that like sat and like shoved like an active bomb in his asshole or something like that. Excuse the shit out of you. You know, remember that we talked about this years ago, but it put a whole bomb like a grenade. Not a grenade. A grenade's on a bomb, brother. It was like a the head of a bomb. Okay, so that's insane. It was like an old one that they found like a World War II relic that would just stick a dynamite. Not a stick a dynamite, a bomb. Bomb is like a big umbrella term. Everything's a bomb. No. Bombs are things that are like within like a metal or plastic casing and that go boom. Grenade. But those that's more about the shrapnel than the explosion. Huh, I think that like a grenade is different. I guess a grenade is a handheld bomb. I think I would stay on the toilet for hours. Like I'd come into work before going to the hospital. With something stuck in your mask. Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm not going to the hospital. Would you would you share with us? Like, yo, I accidentally. I would respectfully not want to know. I'd want to know. I'll tell I would tell you. If you say, yo, if you like, tell me like, yo, I have a Hulk Hogan action figure stuck in my ass right now. Why do you go Hulk Hogan action figure? I don't know what the hell he's doing over there. He's really stuck in my point. That's a great point. And then you'd be like, what do I do? And I'd be like, we got to get you to a hospital, dude. But yeah, I feel like telling you would get me to the hospital faster than I would want to be. I would get you to the hospital and I would be dead seriously entire time. But my fingers would be exhausted from telling everyone I know through text. Oh, thank God. My fingers, you tell me something stuck in your ass. My fingers would be exhausted. No, that's not what I was saying. You want to tell me though, if you had something stuck in your butt, you wouldn't try to like scoop it out yourself. Frank. Of course. I'm clawing at this thing like a honey badger. This thing. I'm assuming that that doesn't work. Like I can't get it out. But I'd have my whole hand in my ass. I mean, I imagine there are ways you could probably get stuff out yourself. How would be doing? Oh, this sounds awful. I would be doing breathing exercises and being like, how do I loosen up my life and like do yoga for my body? I would like run into the end of a table with like my stomach. Yeah, you're insane. I would just, I was thinking of this in like a very acne type of way. Yeah, I am. Like dropping an infill on my stomach and a shoot up with butt or whatever. Yeah, like I'm gonna run into a table, dude. I'm trying to do breathing exercises. I generally like do like a downward dog like like a downward dog and then just like or just like what's the difference? What's the opposite of a downward dog? Doesn't downward dog kind of push it more in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it upward cat. Yeah, an upward cat. Like whenever the amping jacks. That might hurt me though. That's a long jump. My answer, by the way, like if I was fiddin' around and I was having all, you know, I was doing whatever, and all of a sudden I was kind of like the thing ate it. I'd be like, yo, I then I then I, I was trying eat it. Yeah, his ass is the thing. And it's just like it just went. I'd be like, what the fuck? And I try to get it. And if I couldn't get it and I legitimately couldn't even like touch it, I would be in so much panic mode and I'd be, listen, I try to stay away from AI, but I swear to God, I'd be taken out and tired. The Amazon would be gone by the time. I would be looking up like, how do I get this out? He's so panic. I'd be so scared. Hey, I would be like, well, just so you know, you're not crazy. You're not crazy for shoving things in your ass and I fully support it. Hey, yeah, that Roku remote, it belongs up there. Good for you. First things first, I bet that happens a lot. The remote is probably a big one. Oh, remote is definitely, I mean, can I have a TV remote? Sure. Can you Google it? No, but that's too thin. They're doing a Roku remote 100% because that's a little more bulbous. Can you look up the most commonly extracted items from an asshole? Bye-bye monetization. You asked the question, we're going. You're asking the asshole question, I'm swimming in the fucking Amazon river. I think that people probably, a fruit, cucumbers. Yeah, I could see that. I can see that. I can see that. I can see that. Cucumbers. I can see that. I can see that. Pickles, kind of cucumber adjacent, I guess. Sure. Pickles are fruit. Doesn't have any bearing on the conversation. Yeah, no, it would be very quick for me. Yeah, I mean, I, what about you? Because I feel like you'd be very like, I mean, we'd all be very embarrassed, but I feel like you'd be like, you know, I don't - Dude, embarrassed, brother. - I might just sit there and with her. away and die before I tell you just live with it just live with it in my ass like an old bullet yeah exactly there's both been in my arms it's like I shot in the 20s yeah I would legitimately like no one's going to know I will live for the rest of my life with this discomfort because there's no chance because I know that like hippo laws protect people from like telling it but like they'll be like but do they they'll be like I can't say who it was but there was a popular YouTube bar that hey man it had something they have a big podcast I can't say who it is yeah and they had this conversation yeah yeah yeah I'm I'm petrified I'm like legitimately like no one's finding out but did you google the most commonly found items in an asshole? unfortunately I did is there answers it's just like sex toys obviously oh I don't know if I can say that word but sex I don't know me too you know how they do yeah the the context of this conversation we're beyond that that was yeah but whose fault was that really sex toys make sense because they make they make they make them like to to go in so like I imagine there's a chance with a little a little plug where to tail now you're a raccoon boom I mean you got a you got a core a rip cord if you need it though that's why yeah that's what yeah the tail come handy flared base remember keep it safe and then there's he knows the engineering terms for it flared base just be safe everyone you said that like it was Nike just do it flared base keep safe protecting people out here then it's like glass that was a common oh my god I do people I mean the common the obvious example that we know of that was the famous video from when we were young men yeah but that guy was putting a mason jar in his bungalow that's crazy oh I can't even I can't even discuss it candles candles is a candles is a good one do you think they light them and like walk around with them like they're a mm-hmm wait what do you why are you walking like that what do you mean were you holding them upside down yeah what are you talking about oh if I not I put like if someone put a candle to someone's ass and then just like held them and like walked around like they were like looking around oh I see like if they were like if they're in a cave or something I was thinking if you're by yourself and you put a candle in your butt and and then you walk around I don't know I mean I guess you could but the the flame would like burn upward and get you probably burn your butt a little bit I think the idea of someone putting a candle in their butt is they want the wax to drip around their ass does this gonna be tough yeah god god don't start this conversation unless you want to fuck what about wax like that type of thing you think you'd be into that type of thing I think I saw an old you kind of like wax I think I'm sure going back at like poured wax on my arm or or my hand or something like that but like in a sexual way I can't I don't think so I don't think I've done that I can't recall if I have I haven't but like the people that like pour fucking wax and they're like oh chill brother yeah do you do oh two two two oh you did it I don't do you I don't know if I don't know if I'd make it long enough for the wax to burn with a candle in your ass dude yeah yeah you would thanks I was a long candle oh yeah like one of the like you know like candle obra candles you know what I mean yeah like a witch's candle so it's a little ribbed I don't need a shorter candle yeah I mean enough from I'm saying for I mean you know what I don't know what witches candles you're talking about the ones that like look so burnt and they're like the waxes down the side oh all right man he's looking for a Yankee can yeah I know I'm not looking for a Yankee you're going he what yeah he I know exactly what candles he's putting in a candle you're going for I'm not putting any candle in my ass hey they're mine you're going for the old like Jesus candles which ones are those the ones that come in the glass no and the old like Hispanic women pray over them no I'm not I 100 percent I I mean first of all you know me if it if it means I'm approved nothing is going near my butt I'm not letting anybody know ever yeah ever dude wait how long are you going to I'll be on there for a while on there the toilet I'm assuming but I would be afraid of passing something through my body like that but I already went up I mean I would also I guess like it was like rip something on the way out I don't know a way something to be concerned about too would be like whatever it is that would be going in there like could it be potentially like chemically harmful you know what I mean I'm certain it is what what what's good that could go in your bond a match but well no no correct there is no good nothing good outside of maybe fruit yeah I don't know get some vitamins yeah right at the bloodstream vegetable cucumber you want that vitamin C boom put it on your brain is there any like numbers on like how often people go into the ER like amount of butthole injuries per year what's the not particularly what site is holding that information I listen man do we do I mean I was gonna say text or call dr. Mike but we've been calling too many people definitely not gonna ask him oh he would he would be pumped oh he would be pumped to talk about it he would be pumped he would absolutely be but he's a nice guy he's not gonna like you know break the laws no of course not he wouldn't do that he would lose his livelihood yeah you know but he would uh you could tell us that it has happened but he can't tell us who would happen too I'm sure it happens with like you know dilded eyes dildy dildies yeah a couple dildy yeah they definitely you know sometimes they get sucked up day around around four thousand emergency room visits per year that's not that many I honestly thought that would have been more really that's more than that's like ten a day yeah across the entire country brother no I know 300 million people 10 people a day that's not it that's crazy though that's not a lot I was expecting it to be a lot more than that how many were you expecting I was expecting like 50,000 a year whoa I mean there are weirdos and freaks uh not that they're weird wow King chamber that was a king chamber I'm writing that down that was not that was not right if me I apologize I really can't I know how protective you guys are of that so I don't want to upset either of you here yeah there's only one way to make up for it get that candle out okay do if I legitimately during an episode stood up and pulled something out of my like pulled your pants down like stepped off camera and bent over and pulled like a fucking chain out of my ass Frank first of all that's the dumbest question you've ever asked which is unbelievable and two I love the question and three if you did that I wouldn't even believe it I think that you were like now a magician you're like yo yeah and it's like the flag the flag that are all connected I'd be like how are you doing that but if you if you bent over and I'm looking down the barrel of this BH yeah yeah and I can see it coming out I would then feel like I'm not saying I would step off camera right that's what I'm saying watch it unfold and unravel yeah what would your reaction be would you be an astonishment would you be like what are you doing I would be like you had that in there for all the time there are people that do that do they'll be like I'm gonna go to work and I'm just gonna like sit with hide it thing in my thing crazy I mean listen man I think it's cool which part yeah no I'm not King Shaman anymore I recanted my last I recanted I did it but I'm done yeah I'm no longer I apologize oh whoever's an ad ad on this video they're gonna be we're gonna have to create some dissims yeah we could we could we could make some buffer room here uh yeah I imagine that that's that's a frequent that's a toughy yeah no I I wouldn't really but I swear to God if you bent over and did that I'd be like this is I always think of the jackass prank from the first movie where he put the little toy car up his butt oh right it's so and he goes to like the doctor and he's just like don't tell anyone don't tell anyone just go straight to the hospital yeah and the guy was just like it's okay whatever whatever reason it's up there because I think he had like Ryan Dunn was just like I fell asleep and the guys played a prank on me and shoved a toy car up my butt which that'd be a story that would be a story that would be a story not a prank that I'm willing to take part in to be honest yeah I would be very very very very angry let's make that abundantly clear if what if we like had a night where we went out drinking and I woke up the next morning you guys are like gotcha we shoved a toy car into a condom and in your butt all right I'm letting you know right now yeah I will be very mad and then the however I choose to get you back will make sure that you never fuck with me like that ever again this podcast is sponsored by Squarespace Squarespace is a website where you're going to build your website okay so if you have any commerce business or you make content or anything like that you want a professional looking website because it's it's your first impression a lot of the time people are gonna go check out your website if it looks professional they're gonna trust you more there's more of a conversion right there maybe you get to sell some of your product to these people that are coming to your website and Squarespace is gonna help you do that because their platform allows you to create a professional looking website very easily with all their templates they have pages of templates that you could choose from and you choose the one that fits best for whatever it is that you're promoting or or showcasing and yeah I've built websites with Squarespace all the time we do them a ton around here and yeah it only takes I've done it in a day easily so it's very easy depending on what you need And for the website, you just switch out the photos and the text, then you have your website right there and you can also get your domain there. 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Thank you guys. We're excited. We love you. We're happy. We're just like so pumped. I don't know. So go check it out. Can we also are you drinking a red bull? It's a sugar free red bull. And the can is already open. What is that? Oh, like he didn't open it and we didn't yell at him again because we've yelled at him twice now. Right. I was going to say thrice, but it's only been twice as far as I remember. Joe gave me like a tonguing for like 40 minutes over there after I cracked the can open. You can't say tonguing. Hey, hey man. What the hell is that? You're being sued after this. For defa-may. Well, your fingers will be exhausted. You've been giving you a tonguing and you're giving a tonguing. What happens when I'm not here between you two? What happened? Wait, we have a good quality time. Don't talk more. Okay. What is it like when you're shutting up? You're done, too. What's a good tonguing or whatever you said yelling at me for no one describes it in that way. I've heard it described it in that way and honestly, he's asked to give me a couple tongings and I said, no, I got to go. I said, no, thank you. All right. I got to get at it. So I called you and I actually, hey, can I yell at you? You know, you didn't say that. You called me and you were like, what are you doing right now? And I'm like, I'm driving and you're like, can I give you a tonguing and I said, I asked permission to yell at you. No, you said, can I give you a tonguing? Right. If that's what, what that means, then yeah, that's, that's happened. You guys are, so he's tonguing you when I'm not here. Usually I could just tell by the tone. It's like, uh-oh. I'm going to get a tonguing. You hear the tone and you're like, here comes Joey with his tongue. See, I think he's getting too excited. I think what's happening. Yeah, that's mine. That's my bet again. I'll write that down. It's completely your bet. Completely. Because it's not even an expression. That is so good. Like a stern talking to. That is so good. You know, do you, do you remember who you used to do that? Anita. So bad. Anita, who Frank? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break from you. I need a break from you second, my-. Oh, my God. That was such a bad attempt. I just had to slam dunkers. Please, you played a lot. No problem. I appreciate that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, God. It's still good. I can't, I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. I'm not going to do the official, you know. I will get you officially soon, you know? We'll see. I will get you officially. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to make you have to play around because then you're going to give me a tonguing. Enough with this tonguing, dude. It doesn't look at me. He said it. But speaking of, did you, well, not-and-know, this is speaking of. It's kind of, well, this is a wild episode. You start with digging stuff out of your ass, your fingers are sore from going in his, then you're tongue in him when I'm not here. But then also, first of all, crazy sentence. Did you guys see Tom Brady's new coconut water company? I think it is coconut. It's called Good Nut. What are we doing, Thomas Brady? Tom. Tom is- You're, like, all you had to do was just quit five years ago, dude. Good nut, he's, like, done so much to fuck up his image in the last five years. What do you do? Well, this sucks. Good nut's a crazy name. He's trying to be, like, cool. He did, like, a set at the Kevin Hart roast, and it was just like, "Oh, just be Tom Brady. Don't be that." Don't try to be cool. You're cool because you're Tom Brady. I don't think he fucked up his- Oh, I think he looks like a goober now. I don't even know what that word means. A goober? What's a goober? It's hard to explain, but you know a goober when you see in here of a goober. What I, if I have no idea what it is, good nut. Good nut is crazy. Way to go, Tom. Is there a slogan that I don't want to know? I don't even know. I didn't see there- There was a slogan, yes. And it's, like, a mouthful of flavor or something like that. I'm not kidding. A mouthful of flavor? It's Thomas. It might even be worse than that. Imagine walking into a store and like, do you guys have any good nut? That's a wild thing. Dude, your name. Tom Brady. You could be cool. You don't need to- It's a delicious mouthful. I got it. It's a delicious mouthful is nuts. Like, are we just immature and all we're thinking about is, geez. No, yeah. I mean, if he didn't, he's a, like, he's- They know what they're doing with this. He knows what he's doing, dude. Yeah. He's like, all right. Do we need another coconut water? Do we need it to be called nuts? Like, why do you need to- Why can't it just be called, like, cocoa fresh? Start your own. I should. Have you ever drank coconut water out of a coconut? No. I have. Where, oh, a rubah? No. Jamaica? I just chopped into a coconut with a little hand-acqu-- Oh! I have done that. I've gotten them from the store. I have. Yes, I have. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never done it. It's good. It tastes better. It is. It's tasty. Is it cold? No. I mean, unless you put it in the fridge. Is it weird that I used to think that breast milk was cold? Yeah. I understand why you've probably had it cold, but, like, it is- Wait, aren't you supposed to have it warm? It comes- I mean, you can freeze it and then put it in the fridge and say, "But anytime you drink it, it's warm." You could, or you could just keep it cold, I think. Wait. That's what we did. [laughs] Oh, I don't know. No. I thought it was- I thought you, like, had to warm it, or, like, room temperature. Like, it has to be a temperature or something for the bayonet. No, breast milk is fucking cool, dude. Breast milk is mad cool. Look, here's, like, eggs and mouth. Dude, it, like, is literal, like, liquid gold. Yeah. There was someone, like, I remember- It tasted a little bit. It tasted a little bit. I didn't taste any. No, I didn't taste any. Why? I just had no desire. Loser. Why? Why? It's right there. I was letting my children have it, the people that needed it, not me. Yeah. Hold on, daughter. Let me- I'm not saying drink the bottle. - I mean, but even the smallest drop, that was hers, not mine. This sucks from Tom Brady. This absolutely sucks. - What about Tom Brady? - I just, I feel like, you don't look at this and you just go like, that's something a loser would do. - No, why, I don't know why, I think it's a crazy name. I think it's a crazy name. - I'm going to start a coconut water company and I'm gonna make it called Good Nut. - Oh, what are you drinking there? You're drinking my Good Nut? That's what he's doing, dude, you're Tom Brady. You're already cool. You're already-- - I don't think he's trying to be cool. - I definitely think he's trying to be cool. - But what is cool, what do you mean? - I think it's just a marketing thing. - Yeah, I think it's-- - It's like everyone's going to talk about it like we are now because it's called Good Nut. - Yeah, but people are going to look at it and be like, Tom Brady, that's something that a loser does. - I'm going to start a brawl company and it's going to be called Fat Nockers. - That's dumb, brother. - What was the name for boobs on the other? - Kerbankers. - Kerbankers. - So good. - Kerbankers. - Where was that that we heard that? - It was on the show. - Was it on the show? - Yeah, it was we were doing names of something. - I don't know. - Oh, no, it was the toys. It was the old-school toys. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kerbankers. - I'm shocked that you hear this and you don't think like, that's kind of a dweeb move. - I just don't feel like dweebie. It feels like a cheap marketing thing. - Which is a dweeb move. - Oh, I guess. - That's genius to me. - I mean, it would be more dweebie if you needed like, 4.20, 69. - Yeah, I mean. - Just as loserish, in my opinion, because it's called good nut. It's a delicious mouthful. - That's wild. - Just, dude, you're Tom Brady. - It's kind of weird that the marketing team there would be like, like, don't you think, like I get it, you get people talking about it, like are people gonna not drink it? 'Cause they're like, there's an association now, you know what I mean? - I mean, honestly, if you're like a conspiracy theorist or someone that is like not as trustworthy of, you know, trusting of like big brands, there'd be a part of me that'd be like, I'm gonna wait a couple years in order to try this to make sure it goes through like the proper FDA channels. 'Cause like, what if they do a test in two years and be like, Tom Brady dragged his nuts through every single barrel of these drinks? - Frank, how could that possibly be on your mind? (laughing) - I'm confused, are you hoping he did it? - You just said that there's like an association. - Yeah, an association with the name. - Yeah, but like-- - Not that there was actually like, maybe? What would you do? - If what? - If you found out that you had two cans of this and you were like, you know what, I actually like Tom Brady's good nut. - Yeah. - And then after you're done tugging him, you know, and then I would sue. - Yeah. - Because that's a full crime. - But you're not worried about that? - I'm not really. Also, I'm pretty sure you can't sell beverages unless they are approved like that. - Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, but like-- - You'd be worried that there's actually jizz in it. - If he's a dweeb enough to call it good nut, I could seem to be like, oh, what if I just like, dip my testies in it? (laughing) - Can't seem to think it's a big shot. - I don't know, man. - So it's a big jump. - So you're saying it's a big FDA conspiracy to make us all taste Tom Brady's nuts. - Yeah, dude. It could be. You don't think so? - What's your biggest fear? (laughing) - That. - What is your biggest fear? - Drinking something and being like, you don't remember years and years and years ago where like people were posting pictures of like, they took a drink of a, you know, Arizona iced tea and then like inside there was like a dead mouse or something like that. - Oh, I didn't even see that. - You've never seen that? - No. - You don't remember that, right? - McDonald's, it's like, this is actually a chicken's head. - Yeah, like something like that. Like if he, if he's selling something he's like, I'm gonna get people, good nut. There's a chance that he could be like, what if I just drag my nuts through it? - I don't think that he's in the factory making a thing. - I guarantee he stopped there at least once. And that's all it takes. - One, one small tea bag dip. - Yeah. - It's possible, dude. And then he's gonna pay off everyone. This is why the rich are evil, Joey. This is why you're fucking, you're part of the problem here. 'Cause then he'll just pay off anyway. And he'll be like, you didn't see me dip my nuts in that coconut water. - Right. - So don't even fucking, don't even tell anybody. - How much is he, how much would he have to give you to not say something? - I would say something no matter what because the harm that it would do to the consumers was worth telling. - So what's the number? - 20 million. - Yeah. (both laughing) - Yeah. - Yeah. - Like, I don't know. Am I crazy for thinking that's a dweeb move? - No, I think it's like, I mean, I don't know. To me, again, the first thing that popped into my mind was like, some people are just gonna be like, I'm not gonna drink this. It's like a weird name. It's the association's kind of gross. - Would you do that? - Do what? - I mean, investor in good nut, no. Because of the reason I'm saying. Like, I think that people will make an association and they're like, oh, it's kind of gross. It's just like hurts. Like, I think out the gate, you get a lot of people talking about it, but long term, you're kind of like, eh? - I don't expect Tom Brady to have such a good sense of humor. Like, like even be attached to it, like be a good sport about it, you know what I mean? But that's the thing is, I'm not getting good sport out of him. Like, he was one of those people that during the roasts. Like, he looked upset. Well, he also probably didn't name it. Like, he's just a face of a company that's existing. Okay, that's almost worse. Because like, you're seeing like, hey Tom, we want you to be the face of this company. What's it called? - Good nut. - Uh, hold on, the slogan, a delicious mouthful. That's when you have no association with them, you could pull back. - I mean, you could, if they told him like, we're gonna give you some equity in this company, you're gonna do a commercial with them, we're gonna pay you this amount of money. And then, but it's Tom Brady, it's not like he's hurting. Yeah, but he's doing okay. Yeah, but no one, everyone who's successful like that, like they'll invest in new partners. - I don't know, I just gotten the sense that he's just kind of turned into a bit of a dweeb. - Wow. - Over the last couple of years, like, he was Tom Brady. He is the greatest living football player to like, alive right now, arguably, you know? Like, you could have just rode off into the sunset and just been Tom Brady. And now he's like, I'm gonna do his good nut. I don't really have a problem with people trying his stuff, but that's not, well, that's an oversimplification of what I'm saying. - Well, I'm saying like, oh, so he has to be the football player. - No, no, no, no, no, but like, that's an example, like when he went and did the Kevin Hart roast, it was like a little crazy. - Well, he did that because the year before. - I know, I know, I know. But that's why he was there. - But like, like, he was trying to be like edgy and it's just like, dude, just, he's not riding those jokes. - I know, but just be Tom Brady, dude. - What does that mean, though? - Just be Tom Brady. - Well, you're telling him to do a shut up in dribble and that's crazy. - That's not what I'm saying. - So what are you saying, then? - I'm just saying, don't be Tom Brady. - Don't be a, we good nut or like, trying to be like an edgy comedian now. I'm not saying he is a, I hate that shut up in dribble thing. Don't get me started on that. But like, don't try to be edgy Tom Brady. Just be fucking NFL legend. - He was an edge lord. - What if Tom Brady, when he was younger, he was like, man, I wanna be the greatest football player ever? - And I wanna start this wonderful coconut water brand. - That sounds like a gizzo. - And you're just crushing his dreams. - You know what? I can crush his dreams. - What if it was deep and grained into his DNA that this is what he is? - If that is deep and grained. He has had enough success that he could be humbled somewhere else. - Hey, sorry Tom, I will take your good nut dreams from you. - Well, that's another sense. There's no way, this episode by the way. - Oh, no, no, no. - We've joked about not this one. No, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's gone, fully gone. - Frankie is a hater. - Sure. - Okay, it's Tom Brady. He fucking crushed my dreams. - Oh, Jets fan. - He crushed my dreams for decades, dude. I could have one instance. This guy ripped so much life out of every Jets fan and every fucking AFC, and like, not really NFC fan, but like how many dreams has Tom Brady crushed? - None of mine. - Someone fuck you. - Jets fan, fuck you all the way. - Respect. - You don't get to be in on that. You don't have nobody. - Aren't you a Jets fan? - No, I'm not, oh my God, don't do that to me. - I don't know. - There's one fandom, it's not mine. - I like the Jets. - Oh, especially like from 2007 to like 2012. I like that. - When they were winning. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let me get you like the Yankees from 95 to 2009? - 2011. - 2011. - That's a pretty big stretch. 2001. Lost then. 2000. - It's a healthy year, though. - Oh well, Jets fan, it makes sense. I didn't put that together to just now. - I mean, if anyone could be humbled, I can fucking humble Tom Brady here. - Me, the podcaster. (laughing) - Also, you brought up the, what was the Chinese toilets? - The Chinese are at it again, dude. Whoa, they made a toilet that comes to your bed. And like, it's like a chair. So it was like at like a tech show and it's like a robotic toilet and it pulls up on you and it like right You like call it you're like you. Oh, it's like voice activated. I don't know Larry get in here I got a shit. What would you name your toilet Larry? Really? What am I gonna name it? Why are you why Larry? I was the first name to come ahead. It's I'll give you at 10 more seconds. I think of anything else As Marelda, okay, see I should have I don't know But like I imagine you like from an app call it and it fucking Drives up to your bed and you get in it do your thing It cleans you it cleans itself, then it goes claims me. What does that mean? It's gotta be honestly kind of cool like one less Like we could start like getting rid of bathrooms Frank that sounds terrible. That means you'd be like shitting in your living room I still won't take a dump in my bedroom. What am I what are you doing? Why it cleans itself But I'm but I'm at the air I'm closes and then cleans itself, but I'm You would you would be open To shitting in your next to your bed. Why do you have to go immediately to shit? How about piss? Because that's the worst one It is the worst one. It is so you're gonna you're gonna shit next to your bed next to your pillow I mean I might ask to like go in the corner Like I'm a toddler and just be silent in the corner. I love asking hey do you mind if we Can we step out into the hallway real quick? What would you because they they enlisted it? I believe is like a preliminary price. What would you pay for something like that? I mean I would never buy that what why why am I gonna use it If if there's a part of your house like the basement that doesn't have a bathroom Oh, I don't know you're down there watching the game I'm just gonna walk upstairs really. Yeah, oh and you gotta help me here. Are you buying this? How do you What so let's say you you do? Number two in there. Where does it go? That's a great question. I imagine it has a tank on it That is a removable disposable tank they have like a human litter box on it Yeah possibly. I mean don't love that. I don't love it. I mean, I think that there is a new level of convenience Especially you you love paying for convenience. Yeah, but my bathroom is right there. It's very convenient Yeah, like my bathroom is like from where I am to you That's staying still filthy. There's a door What's the difference between that and like a bucket Yeah, I think there's a bucket on wheels a big difference between the bucket of wheels and has a name cleaning Well, it will clean me. I imagine there's a bidet on it. It will clean me Think of it. How much time is wasted on the toilet? A good waste Like it's a good waste that would be a good slogan Which one turn your waist into a good waste And what would that mean? I'm honestly it was it I'm not even entirely sure. I feel like it was a good name until the slogan A good waste I Yeah, I definitely don't need this. I don't need toilets running around my apartment malfunctioning running at a battery Shit like that. I mean you plug it in. Also. Does the thing talk? I don't want to shit something that I can talk to me Yeah, we've had that discussion. Absolutely. Oh, yeah If you're if you're toilet would talk back to you like no, yeah, please stop come on. Okay, just one Oh, that was fucking filthy. Oh, I don't like that episode. Yeah, where do you think toilets will be? I just spent everywhere Where do you think toilets will be brother? We've sat on some pretty technological toilets. Have we LA? Oh, when you walk in and then it opens its mouth opens its mouth And then the seats like I already warmed it up for you. I know you don't like that. You don't need to repeat yourself I don't like that, but when you walk into a room and those toilets just open up I don't really like that and also the light in there. It's like it's a nightclub in the bowl Yeah, it is a little bit of a nightclub. It does feel a little too like you know, let me make me you know like yeah Yeah You should earn this There's like a nightlight in the thing. I don't really love that what about a what about a clear toilet bowl would you ever do that Disgusting really frankly you wouldn't do it. No, I don't want to see that at my old apartment. I had a black toilet bowl Okay, that wasn't that was that was it's fine. It was fine the fact that toilet bowl are like standard white is crazy It is kind of anything that is happening in that toilet is not white. Well, actually that's a good thing Because you should be able to see if there is something going on. You know what I mean? Are you getting you're grabbing your four steps And you're going through your stuff. No, I take a peak take at it Yeah, as it goes away. I don't want. I just like look and I go okay, and I just get out of there Uh What about the golden toilet didn't Trump have like a golden toilet? That's just feels disrespectful to what gold Oh, yeah, like not a cheap commodity. No, absolutely fucking stupid I will say that's got to be heavy as fuck too gold is heavy. It's dense. Yeah Right am I bugging? I actually don't think gold is that dense you could cut through it with a butter knife pure gold I know it might be true. It might be soft, but like it's pretty dense and heavy Hence why it's not floating in rivers That's true But it's not pure gold. That's mixed with stuff was like metals. Yeah, I think pure gold is wait It's heavy as fuck isn't gold gold is metal, but like well. That's why gold bars are heavy as fuck dude. What? Yeah mad heavy Or is that you could do like a like a sodium metal like you can cut through like a like with a butter knife or something Look up. What's what's the Is gold heavier than It's not the densest. I know that's uh Or how heavy is gold? Compared to other metal help the heaviest metals There's the one the fuck I forgot the name of it, but it's tungsten. I think tungsten is the heaviest That shit is like fucking heavy dude. Hmm. It could be wrong and oh you that means he is it is exceptionally heavy and dense Is the first the opposite first description I could be wrong and just immediately explained how he is yes wrong Can you not cut with no no no hold on It's two times two point five times denser than iron which is actually kind of crazy and then roughly seven times heavier than aluminum Luminum is very light. Yeah, it's light. You ever see those tic-tocks of the guy putting metal through the the thing the like Oh, it's very hot. No, no, no, no, it's like um I don't know how to it's like rollers and He puts different metals through to see how they flatten and like some of them crumble But then some of them become like thin strips and shit like like ribbons. Yeah, it's on machinery machinery gears bro gears. I love a good like well oiled up gear. Yeah, well I don't I mean, I like that you ever see the gears that like eat everything. Yeah, someone's like throwing a bike in there You know, it's a sick gear you ever go to the zoo and they had the thing you could put the penny in Flats it out and you see the gears and you're just like hell yeah. Yeah, I'm about that. I do like that too I just like I love gears, but I love how aunt is just not answering because he's a hundred percent wrong It's confusing because it says pure gold like 24 carrot you could cut it with a knife and it's softer than most metals I guess there's difference between soft and dense Yeah, yeah, I guess we're both right Nope, wow, you're pulling a frank on frank. That's crazy. Don't you dare I'm on me. I'm the only one on me You can't do me on me. I know it's a lot of me doing me on me. I do you on myself all the time you whoa Yeah, all the times. Oh crazy. It's kind of nuts crazy. Maybe we should get to these real quick after that. Why not We have some more sponsors for today. This one is kachava. Okay kachava Is delicious. 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And yeah, that's it, you're welcome. - Thank you. - You're welcome, Frank. - Thank you so much. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Yes. - And what the hell is that that you have in front of you? - Listen, what is that? - This is a shock potato. - I'm not doing this. - Oh! - So you know the game, "Hop potato." - And it shocks you with the little metal thingies. - So when it runs, when the timer runs to zero, shocks you. - Why do you have all these gadgets? - You have so many gadgets. - You have all these gadgets that just hurt you. - Well, I don't know about hurting him. - Well, those. - A little. - It's like a fried bottom. - It's like a. - What? - Fried bottom. - Oh. - You mean flared base? - Yeah. - Gotcha. - Fried bottom. - It's like a "Hop potato" game. - So how do you place? - You hit the start button, and then we're gonna give you a category. You have to name the things in the category. - Wait, we have to do this? - Oh yeah, what? - Bipa Bipa Bipa Bipa Bipa Spore. - I can't do it 'cause there's too much around me, obviously, so all you. - I'm in it, I'm in it. - Why am I agreeing to this? - I love shit like this. I really do. - Why? - It's just fun. It's a fun little game. What's the issue? - Shocked! - My hands and my little scar. - Oh, it's a little shock, you'll be fine. You'll feel something. - I'm scared. - Outside of your own fucking balls for once. - So, it's talking. - When you're tossing back and forth, you know? Grab it, and you can't go into you answer something in the category. - Oh, so it's like, are there like pre-set counting? What are you doing down there? - I'm literally just sitting here. - Okay, because when you're in your hands. - No, I'm your watch off because I don't want the electricity to mess with the inner workings. - Gears. - All right, I never know. 'Cause whenever your hands are down here, you're fucking around doing weird stuff. (laughing) - What am I doing now? - I'm making a weird face. I get, you don't wanna know. - Yeah. - Something nice. - All right, toss it, let's do it. He gets super paranoid when Shock comes out. - I don't like this. - He never, oh, you're trying to meet me first? - No, that's not what I mean, dude. - Oh, don't. - I was a good throw. - I don't like it! - Wait, let me see it before we, 'cause I have my-- - Why is there duct tape on it? (laughing) - The hell was that? - It's just like a dinosaur. - During filming, it gets too loud, so I muffle it with duct tape. - Oh, oh, smart. - What do you mean it gets so loud? - It makes like a scary noise while it's on. - Oh, I don't like that. - Like a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, I don't get in trouble for making a category. I don't make the character like Marvel actor from the 90s. There's not many, but I could do that if you really want me to. What's a good one? I mean, we could do something easy to do. Well, we're going to do this a couple of times, probably. No, I don't want to do that. Yeah, come on. No, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. You got to do it twice. You got to do a real one, you know, like colors. And then you got to do like compliments for each other or something. Those two colors. Colors is a good one. It's a good place to start. I don't want to do it. Oh my God. I'll do it around. I'm not doing multiple rounds. You'll do more if it lands on Frankie. You'll do another round. I just bait out. It's got free. No, come on. Play for the fans. You can sit in my chair. And then you play with him. I can never sit in your chair. You can at least you know. I mean, yeah, at least you know that bastard. You want to switch seats. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Why are you so horny to be shocked? You want to be shocked so badly, Dr. Frankenstein. It's a fun game to play with my friend. I like to play games. You like pain. You're a masochist. I'm not a masochist. I don't like pain. If anything, I hate pain. Pain sucks. You love pain. No, I don't. I don't like pain. Yes, you do. You're just afraid because you're afraid you're going to lose it. You're going to look like a little bitch. First of all, I'm going to look like a bitch. That's number one. First of all, already did it. Very scared right now. Okay. I just don't like it. Shock Tato. All right. Come on. You would move the mics just slightly out of the way. So you guys have more arm space. Come on. We got this. We got this. You could come up with the category and then I'll come up with it and we have to do too. At least. That's going to be fun. Yeah. You got to do too. First of all, I said that I'm never doing the shock collar again. This is not the shock collar. I know. This is why. Why are you never doing the shock collar again? I don't like it. I mean, last time we put it on our arm, I don't like that either. Why? Because it hurts. Joey, it's like for once. Give a little. Tom Brady can't make a coke company without a huge open down. He's Tom Brady. He could get humbled. Okay. Yeah. So I'm not Tom Brady. You're the Tom Brady of podcasters in New York City on a Tuesday who are recording right now. No, I stand by. I think you're the best. Thanks Frank. That's fire. So technically not a shock collar. So I'm in the parameter. The pattern's panting, patent pending. Okay. Just grab it. How do I do it? Just hit start. You just click it. We need to know the category first, Joey. I know. This says press and hold for three seconds. What's that? Down on to the. Okay. Come on. I already turned it on. So you just got to hit start. Okay. He's fucking giggly, dude. I mean, it's a giggly thing. Yeah. All right. So I press start. How do I know that it has started? I promise you'll know. Is it going to shock me? It will not shock you. Oh, yeah. That's actually a good point. How do we know that it started? It you'll know. Why you just tell us why you'll hear music. That's the thing you say. That's the answer. Suspense. Suspense. Come on. What's the category? Come up with a good one, too. Don't just be like, oh, letters. Four letter words. No, don't do that. That's not. I wouldn't be able to think of any honestly. It's three letter words. I don't know. Come on. I'm trying to think. I'm a B. ITC. H. What was that? He's spilling. Completing the word, bitch. Oh. Yeah. Set it. Yeah. What should we do? Do. Like football teams. Sure. We could do football teams, Joey. Yeah. We could do that little Joe. The Giants. I don't. I'm telling you, I'm not doing both around this. Yeah. It's just two out of three. Just do two. Hey, no. I have limits. I have boundaries. Why are you living off a Joey? Because respect me as an individual. I do respect you as an individual. But I hope you also see that this is kind of your job. What are you doing? The category is. Because of stalling. The category is. We are stalling. We still have to record. But I'm not doing fucking 30 minutes of this. No. Yeah. No one said that. 23. Category will be. Let's do NFL teams for you little Joe. Okay. That does sound big, guys. Soccer teams. Yeah. There's one. And that's it. The US. Yeah. Okay. I'll just start naming countries. That's true. Come on, dude. You can't throw until you say an answer. I know. I know. You have to grip it. No. And you don't need to say the city. You can just say the team name. So just the team name, Joey. I don't like this. Okay. Don't even look. Hold it. Say it. And then throw it. You can't do like. You can probably move your mic over a little bit, Frankie. The other way. The other way. I'm right here. I'm right here. The other way. I'm right here. I'm good. I'm a pro, dude. What? Hey, you're going to hit the mic. I'm a pro, dude. So just so we are clear. Hold. Say the team. Then throw. Yes. Okay. I don't like it. If this is all a ruse. And you're like, this is a bit. And you're getting me. Oscar worthy acting. What do you mean? How could I get you? I don't know. Like, it's already like electrocuted and flying. No, it's not. Okay. Okay. I don't know why I can't do this, man. The anticipation is what gets me. Okay. I'm done. Gotcha. We got it. We got it, Joey. Come on. Why are you laughing? There's something you know now. I know nothing. Did you press start? No. You're holding it like. What? I don't want to touch these fucking things. Bro, just touch if it's not going, you're fine. Yeah, you're fine. Okay. I don't like this. It couldn't help. I hate you. Oh. At least he hates only you. Okay. Ready? Yes. Okay. Come on. Uh, Giants. Jess. Chiefs. Dolphins. Bill's. Rams. Oh no, Cardinals. Ravens. Raiders. Iron. Whoa, cold. I can't. Wow. You didn't even get it. You broke it. We got to do it again. You got me. It got me back there. (laughing) - Yo, I'm getting, I'm not getting who's on the handle. (laughing) - Yo, I handled it, but first of all, I had nothing in my head, and I dove, and I went to go pick up, as soon as I picked it up, I went like this, 'cause it shot both of me. - You crawled after it, like a cartoon character. I will never, I've never seen that. - Bro, you on your hands, and these, (laughing) - What's up? - That's only for me, and God almighty, that was the funniest thing. - All right, winter stays on. Do you go? - No, no, no, we gotta do one more. - You gotta do one more. - We didn't get it. - You didn't get it on camera. - Winter stays on! - You didn't get it on camera, Joey. - Fuck that, it happened to me, it's real me! - Respectfully, you have to understand, it wasn't on camera, it didn't happen. We need another take. - Part of the job, we need another take. - I got a Brazilian. (laughing) He shot me, he shot me with a paintball twice 'cause we didn't get it on camera. - You've thrown an egg at me. - Not how you say it. (laughing) - You're fine, dude, it's not on. - It's not on. - Yo, I fumbled this thing like this. (screaming) I also said iron. - I, yo, I couldn't think of another team. I said the carnals. - That was crazy. - I mean, that's a good pull. - I know. - I know. - And then you were per cruel. - Yo, I'll be honest with you. I don't want to floor so hard, my knees. - Yo, I'm not kidding. Something happened to me right there seeing my person that I look up to and boss crawling like a baby after this fucking electric potato. That was bad, dude. It's gonna take a while for me to burn that image out of my head. I think I started to drool. - What? - Did you? - Laughing so hard. - I don't like this shit. I'll start this time. Come here. - Okay, you're brave. - So the category, what is, wait, why does it say normal lame extremes? - See, this is why I don't want to give him a thing. - No, you can only do normal. - Why? - 'Cause extreme, it's just like no music. Lame is no shock. So normal's just the way to do it. - I think. - What's the point of-- - I mean, the music doesn't really add-- - I actually don't really know if extremes, that's what it does. I just know that normals, the only thing that works. - All right, all right, all right, all right. - Don't Frankie this. - I mean, I'm gonna shove this up your ass. I'm gonna sit on it, and I'm gonna press star. (laughing) All right, what could be, that was a good category. - I hate this, dude. - Come on, one more. - I think you gotta do something you think about more, like four letter words, or three letter words, or something like that. - No, that's way worse. - I think it's like funner when you're like-- - When you have an idea. - Okay. - Something fun. - So colors exist? - No, let's do superheroes. - Look at how long it went. Do you think I'll be able, it's not about, if you know, it's about the speed at which you can get it. - Is the pressure? - I wish I had my watch on to know what my heart rate is right now. - Is the pressure? I can't think of anything. - I also like-- - He said football teams, and I named four. - Okay. - I like how you guys said, oh, something that we know a lot of. I said three letter words, boys. - You said four letter words, bitch. - Yeah, but you gotta like, you gotta really think. - All right, fine. - The pressure adds a lot. - How about, still colors? - Colors. - Yeah, fine, colors. - Don't do this thing with like white and black, white and black, we can consider for the game. Okay, all right, no, we got this. Ready? - Yes. - Red. - Orange. - Purple. - Yellow. - Green. - Blue. - Pink. - White. - Silver. - Black. - Yeah! (laughing) - You got both of you. You got both of you. (laughing) - Shit, why are you throwing up, you freak. (laughing) - It got both of you, that's all it was. - Oh my god, that was funny. - It got me, it got you and on the end, I got the end of it. I was like, ah! - Oh, good time. - I haven't won yet. That's what I want. - Now you gotta play. - Come on, come play. Where am I? - Oh, where is it? - Oh, shit. - Where is it? - It's wrong here. - All right. - Oh, the seat feels so important. - Wow, this is huge, so now you're in. - Oh, hey, Ant, what should I look up? Pro laps, buts. What are you writing? - He's writing, whatever he wants. - He's writing. - I'm sitting in a really important seat. - I know, I'm very scared. - I'm very scared. - Split second, realize you are in an incredibly important seat. - All right, but let's not keep them in that seat too long. - We gotta get them back here. - Yeah, I'm like my, I have so much adrenaline right now. So you wanna do it again, right? - Wrong. - I made you feel alive, baby. - No. - All right, what should be the category? - Straight at night. - No, no, no, no. - He just won't catch it. - Yeah, I'll just duck out of it. How about, I mean, you guys could probably do superheroes. - Bring the superheroes, you want the superheroes? - We'll do superheroes. - All right. - Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Lobo. - That's not a superhero. - He's a comic book character. - Put it down, put it down. - No, it's not a superhero. - Put it down. - No, Iron Man, Hulk, Dr. Strange, Black Widow. - Black Panther, oh, you said Dr. Strange. Oh, oh, this is a problem. (laughing) - Yeah, you're holding on to it like crazy. - Lobo, not a hero. - Who is that? - He's like an anti-hero. He's like a Deadpool in a way. - Lobo, let's look at this bastard. - He's gonna say I look like him. - Yeah, you're gonna. That does kinda look like you. - Oh, you fucked. - Jason Mamoas. (laughing) - Yeah, I stand back around there now. - So you're telling me that looks like a hero? I mean, he's kinda like a anti-hero. - He's a villain. Anti-hero, you know what that means? Not hero. - No, but like an anti-hero. It's not like a full villain either. Like they're kinda like, they are sometimes a hero, but also not. - I'm interested to see what the comments are. - I think Lobo's a fine answer, dude. - It's literally not a good answer. - Okay, either way, you held on that thing for 10 seconds. - That's fair. - That is, that is. - But he cheated. But you held on to it. - Yeah, now my adrenaline's gone. - I know, dude. - It's like the anticipation is crazy. - I'm not playing that. - I'm not lost, don't you get it? - No, you don't, you wanna do it again? - That's for you, you gotta win. - Oh, I gotta win. - No, why? We've done it, I've won. - He's two of us. - He was best two out of three. - He's too afraid to pick it up. He's like, he's holding it the way that like SpongeBob bit the crappy patty that time. You remember? - All right, two syllable words. - No. - You want me to learn fucking syntax here? Come on. - Two syllable words. - Four letter words, three letter words. - How about you have to do words? - Dude, you did colors. - What do you think? - What about just famous people? - Famous people? - Real people, not characters, real people. - Okay, I'm fine with that. - It's so hard. - I'm fine with that. - Just any celebrity? - It's hard 'cause their names are so big. - All right. Marin. Tom Holland. - Joe Sanagato. - I've never heard that noise. I don't know what that was. - What the fuck was that? - Oh, it's dead. Thank God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, are you kidding me? I couldn't die when I'm playing. - Oh my God. Thank God. Okay. - Oh my God. - Damn, it died when he was playing. Well, and it died on Joe Sanagato, which means that your fame has blown up that thing. - Congratulations. - Really that intense? I feel good. - I know you'd like it though. - Joe, he wrote Joe equals Ann. (laughing) - I got good notes. - I got good notes. - I'd be like, what is that even mean? - That's it? - Very warm, by the way. - It's 'cause we got a hot ass. (laughing) - Because you shoved so much shit in it. - Marbles, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's the game with the marbles? - Criplunk. (laughing) - That is. - You don't remember Criplunk? What's the one that opens up and there's a bunch of divots and you're like kind of like Chinese checkers? - Is that what that is? - No, not Chinese checkers. It's like, there's like a reservoir like this at the end and there's a bunch of circular and then there's like marbles. Not marbles, but like they're like flat marbles kind of. You know what I'm talking about? - Oh, Mankala. - Yes, is that it? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to play that but I had a set growing up and I used to love playing with all the. - Yeah, I love, I love like old Pokemon cards you should come with those things. - Really? - Yeah. - But you've never played that? - Mankala. - Mankala, the hospital. He's sucking my nuts to my. (laughing) - Oh man, that's. Mankala was at a Jamaican accent. Mankala the hospital 'cause he's sucking my nuts to my. - What the fuck are we doing here? - This is so stupid dude. I can't. Do I? Is that worthy? - Absolutely not. (laughing) - Mankala the hospital. - I don't think I can. - Come on. You'd be disgracing the game. - Really? - All right, fair. - You can whisper it. - Get net, get net, get net, get net. - Which is off like just the top of my dome right there. It was impressive. You gotta get admit. - Mankala the hospital. - No, seriously though, you don't remember Kirk Plunk? - What is it? - It was like a plastic tube and you put a bunch of like plastic sticks in it and you put the marbles on top and you had to remove them and then whoever got them all to like fall down, they lost. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - She was fun, man. I used to play with miles a lot. - Kirk Plunk. I think we played where every- Remarble that falls you have to take a shot for it. Yeah, of course you did. Yeah Yeah, 100% I saw that coming they have giant curplunk. That's really cool. Oh, I didn't know they had a giant curplunk I'd play giant curplunk. Do you remember fucking people like oh who wants to play pickup sticks? What's that? It was like a it there were sticks plastic sticks and they were all different colors and you like throw them on the table And you have to like pick up one that is like touching another one or something like that without moving the other one You guys don't remember that shit. No, yeah, it's actually looks like a really funny physical Video we could do it's like mad funny. You know, it's a good game the fucking elephants the elephant but you got the butterflies. Yeah fuck What was that called? No, no, I'm dead serious. I don't remember it was called like eleve I don't know, I don't believe you guys butterfly. I never heard of that. I had butterfly. Yeah, it's right there elephant game Elephan I liked it. It was cute. I liked it too. The best the best was don't wake daddy You remember that shit. I don't know how to play though It was like you had to like I know the guy had like pajamas on it was like roll and it was like you got two or or and like You had to do two and it was like don't wake daddy and daddy would pop up and you'd be like I'm like oh fuck. I'm awake There's a lot. Have you ever seen those? It's like a couple on tiktok. They do like they just get board games and review board games. Yeah, there's a lot that are fun Don't break the ice remember that one. Yes, I sucked really wasn't that good at that I mean, I can see you being good at that now. Is it the polar bear? Or you put it like a penguin on it. Yeah, you have to like hammer out the ice things. I feel like I'm not that good But that would be a cool video trying out those games. Yeah, we could do that We set that up when my brother was younger He would make me set it up and then as soon as we started he would just punch the middle Yeah, I mean, obviously. That's a huge one to do. Kissed me off the old school like fucking kids board games are fun as fuck Dude, so we'll have an old school board game day, you know for a video board game day Did you ever play don't wake daddy? every night That's crazy too much. I hate him Really you hit him that much? Who him? Oh, no, I was doing some else It's also what I played recently. It's like it has like kinetic sand So you put like kinetic sand on the top of this thing and then there's a bunch of sticks and you have to pull the stick and like the kinetic Sand there's like people on it. They like fall through Oh, so similar Kind of, but it's what kinetic sand. So it's fun to play. I love kinetic sand dude. What is it? I don't know what the fart is. I don't know what the fart it is to be honest What's going on? You see that stuff where you hold you hold it you put it in water and you bring it back out and it still dry It's hydrophobic sand. What the fuck? How do you do that? That there's like You ever have cinnamon toast crunch? Nope They suck up the milk Bro, there's sometimes I'm having cinnamon toast crunch and like some on the side of the bowl or like they I can't get it wet You never seen those tic-tocks but like the guys will have like hydrophobic shirts They like spray them. They like throw mud at them and it like stains the shirt and they have another guy that they like spray with the hydrophobic thing And why aren't all clothes like that probably expensive? Probably I would expense I would imagine it's too expensive to make my clothes not stain. I Imagine Because a lot of these clothes that you're getting they want to produce them in mass quantities as cheap as possible So if they're adding in a chemical that it's probably going to be expensive at the quality at which you know the amount of which they need to spray it I mean expensive That was a spiel. I mean, is that not wrong? I don't know. I don't know how much it costs I don't know. Maybe it's not good to walk around with all that I used to have that for my hats that spray. Oh, so you wouldn't mess up your hats? Yeah, so like they become hydrophobic if it's good for your shoes. Yeah, yeah, I'd they have to spray for that too 100% if you sprayed yourself and jumped in water You get on you getting wet. Well, I think that's different because our skin is mostly Like it's poor more porous. Maybe. I don't know. That's actually a really good question. Am I wet? Now no Like if I sprayed my arm and then put my arm in water. It's like I don't know because you have a little thin layer on it I don't like thinking about things. I'm with you brother. I hate thinking about things. It's so wack thinking. You know what I want to do I want to dump dunk my hand in wax You know like those people that do like wax hand molds. Oh, like they're hand models of whiskey Yes, but also like they'll put their hand in a thing of ice water and then right into wax and they'll just keep doing it until they can break their hand out Oh, yeah Or you see those ones the people that do like the wax pouring molds and it's like a big like it's like a jug And it's just covered in wax and they break it or open like off with a knife Yeah Well, sorry, you get horny for that dude wait Back to horny. We started with him being horny for stuffing his ass and now we're back here Yeah, this has been a full circle for me. It's been a great episode More a medical question really don't like that potato honestly. You really thought you sure it's dead. Are you sure? Turn it on Man, thank God. Well, oh Turn it on ready All right, you guys I'm not playing you're playing. Nope. No, we can't force him to play here He played I mean I can't throw over the camera because God forbid something happens to it Oh, no, you're not throwing it to me if I threw it to you You'd have to throw it to him then he be forced to play I'd be ducking out of the way. Yes, he's forced to play It's dead Listen, you said he'd do anything for you guys and now you won't even get a little baby shock I did this shot. I got twice shocked You haven't even been I'll never forget the image of you crawling like a baby I'll never that is completely like I was trying to play the game. Well, I was diving. I was you know You did it and you know what my name is paying for it. Is it hurt? Absolutely bounced off this floor. Oh, sorry. 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