#559 - Release The Mosquitos

- Welcome back to the base. (upbeat music) - Welcome back to the basement yard. - Glad to be here, Joe. - Thanks for introducing you yet. - Fuck. - We got Frank Alvers on the show today. - Well, back up. - Let me do it. - Welcome back to the basement yard. We got Frank Alvers on the show today. - Hey, glad to be here, really appreciate it. - And we got Ann Prisk over there, too, and it's nice to shake. - Nice. - That's a really nice shirt, actually. - That's a nice shirt. - Yeah, the shirt kind of material is that. - I think it's knit. - Take it off. - If I come over there and I rub on it, am I gonna get high? - Rub on it, it's a weird way to say. That's like a humping thing. - I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna hump you. - This? - I think you might enjoy yourself a little. - Can I see? - See what? - The shirt. - I'm not getting up. - How are you doing today, Frank? I'm doing well, I really appreciate you inviting me here. Excited for what we got to unfold today. And boy, let's get right into it. - Frank, it says you're working on new projects. - I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, yeah, I'm working on new projects. - So, according, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - We fucked this up. - Yeah. - So, do you remember last week, and I said on the podcast, that like Greg said, don't fuck it up? - It says, don't fuck this up in bold and underlined at the top of this, and these are the tour dates. Guess what we did, fucked it up. We weren't supposed to put it, we weren't supposed to say it then. We're supposed to say it today, so we're doing it again. - So, Joey walked in today, and well, was this why you said you were gonna be a little late? - Yeah. - 'Cause I was on the phone, and you were, - Greg called me and he goes, why are the tour dates out? And I said, what? (laughing) - It's like, what do you mean they're out, yeah? - Yeah, I wasn't even thinking. I don't even know how this happened, to be honest with you. But, I mean, listen. - He walked, Joey walked in, and he goes, that's on me, guys, you know, my phone. - And he's like, I'm like, what? - What happened? - Oh yeah, yeah. - And Ant didn't tell me, because you're gatekeeping information for me. - I don't know what wants to be said. If I'm told something, I mean, obviously he knows. If it has to do with the basement yard, I shouldn't know. (laughing) - No, but yeah, so last week, on our last weekly episode, which was episode, who knows, it's a number. - I have it, I have it, 558. - 558, good time, dude. - Are you thinking of cocktail? - No. - What is that? - Red Bull vodka. (laughing) - It is a cocktail. - You do have a clubbing shirt on right now. - You definitely don't have a clubbing hat, though. - Yeah, that's a Mickey Mouse hat. - That is a Mickey Mouse hat that says, - Network? - New exit question. - New York hat. - How much Mickey Mouse merch do you have over there? - Over under, let's go by hats. - Over under two. - Forget about hats. I want overall pieces of clothing. - Like, four. - No, you do a lot. - A lot, a lot, a lot. - I've seen way more than the-- - A lot, a lot of hats. - Six pieces of clothing, six, six. - Overall. - You just went from two to six. I said four. Six, seven, maybe seven. - Oh my god, this is a four. - Can we roll, just to be safe, in case you're forgetting, can we make it an even eight? - Sure, why not, just in case. - What color is your toothbrush? - White and navy blue. - What about you? - Red and white. - Okay. I'm realizing now that I had no reason to ask that. (laughing) - I got mad, curious. For some reason, it just lit up in my head, and then I was like, asked you, and I was like, ooh, I got nothing. And then I went there, and then I got nothing. - You were hoping that in our responses, there was something to jump off of. - Oh, it's just, well what color is yours? Let's finish it. - It's black. - What? - What an incredible groundbreaking contribution to this show. - First of all, those are racist look on your face. - It's a black toothbrush. Big D, is that not weird? - No, if anything, you thinking it's weird is a very weird hand racist. - Why is it, yeah, you're a racist. - Honestly, what color are the bristles? - White. - They can coexist, man. I know how much you hate that. - Is that not weird, have a black toothbrush. - They're working together to get the job done. - That's a very normal thing. - Why? Oh, do you think because it's like white toothpaste and it looks like shit? - It's just a, I've never seen a black toothbrush. - I'm like, it's like a zip, it's a zip. - Yeah, a zip, it's a hybrid. - Oh, you got, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, you got, you got the manual going? Do you have a, do you have a bus? - I got a little electric, too, I got a quip. I use that. - Okay, and you have, you got old school going on? - I got old school, I transitioned to, I'm gonna do the one that you bite down completely and it goes right here. - Oh, fucking her brain, brother, just get fucking new teeth at that point, if you need to do that. - Get dentures. - Maybe, you know what I do. - How, having dentures, it's not terrible. - Yes, it is terrible, dude. - But if you like, bro, look at, you take all my teeth out when you circumcise me and I'll never know any, like when I'm, (laughing) what I'm saying is like, (laughing) No, you hold on. When you're a baby and you get circumcised, you're like, oh, I don't even know, but like, I'm circumcised, that's it. But if I could have the option of like, yo, just take all my teeth and let me get new dentures every two years, like a new lease on a car. And you got perfect teeth. - You know what, babies aren't born with teeth. - I know, that's the problem. - Technically, technically, they are. - Um, all right, technically, they are. - Technically, they are. - They'll do teeth grow in your face. - Yeah, dude, if you ever seen the x-ray of someone with like no teeth, pull it up, it's gonna make Joey squirm. - So good. - An x-ray? - No, an x-ray, it's like a picture of a skull and it shows you what it looks like. Don't look at the TV, look at me. I was gonna ask you a question, but now I don't remember. - We're talking about teethless skeletons right now. - Oh, dude, the idea, I don't think you realize how much of your face is structured around the fact that you have teeth. If you lose that, then you look like a just a toothless loser. - No, but I'll have teeth. What the fucking ass is that? Baby skulls have so many teeth. Milk teeth and permanent teeth. That's what a baby's face is? - If that's real, also absolutely heartbreaking that they have a baby skull. - I mean, I'm assuming. - No, it's like a model, I think. - Oh, okay. - I've seen, it's like this, 'cause you lose the teeth, then they grow, like there's a lot of teeth. - Dude, dude, dude. - Dude, look at like a fucking predator. - I think I saw something that like Japan has just like tried out an experimental drug where they can just like regrow teeth now. Sick. You just, like anywhere you want. Like I get a tooth in my whole Joey, but I don't know, yeah. - There are people that like were like, you know, like in the womb if they were a twin and they were absorbed into a twin, they'll find like a mass sometimes on people that has like hair and teeth in it and stuff like that. - Oh yeah. - No. - Oh, but yeah, so our mistake, we are a unit here. We as a unit accept criticism and when we're wrong. - No, we will. I will ride with him. I will die with him. Bad boys for life. - Okay, that's literally count 15 seconds. We're gonna show him up for 15 seconds for that. I'll lower it, I'll lower it. I've never done it, I've never done it. Bad boys for life. - We're going back on tour. Tickets are coming. When this comes out, two days. - Okay. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - When it comes out to the 12th. - Another 10 seconds. - Listen, I'll shut up. - Wednesday, June 17th at noon, Eastern, okay. 12 PM Eastern through June 18th midnight. That is the pre-sale. The tickets will be available for general sale after that. We'll explain the difference between those two things that'll like later on. But right now all you need to know is Wednesday, June 17th at noon, Eastern, okay. That is when you can get tickets. Tickets will now be on sale for all the dates that we have so far. There are more dates coming. But these are the dates that we have so far from September to March. And the pre-sale code is basement. As always, all of our codes are like basically basement. So you go to thebasementyard.com. You put in that code basement. You can get tickets on June 17th at 12 PM noon, Eastern. All right, Frank, where are we starting? Well, we're starting first in September 10th, 2026 in Durham, North Carolina. - Durham, North Carolina. - And then right after that, September 12th, 2026, Charlotte, North Carolina. - South, North Carolina. - After that, a couple days later, we're gonna be going up to the north central part of our country, going to Minneapolis, Minnesota on September 24th, and then a quick little stop over in Indianapolis and Indiana on September 26th. Okay, so do you want me to still do this? - I can do October. October 2nd will be in Charleston, South Carolina. - South Carolina. - South Carolina. - South Carolina. - I was like, "Milage, this is spilling out of your mouth." - Then October 3rd will be in Atlanta, Georgia. Peace up, A town down. - Oh, gink, gink, that's gink. - Gink. - Gink. - Right. - And then October 16th will be in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Where is that? - No idea. - Joey said that if ATL, if the Atlanta show sells out, he's gonna get me at the A time and change. - That I can throw around, like usher and catch it. - That would be fire. - That would. - That would be to buy me the chain. - November 7th, we're going to Buffalo, New York. Okay, November 7th, I'm expecting there to be snow. And I expect both of us to jump through a giant table. Bill's Mafia, no one can come from North to Nine that we might bill's Mafia up there. But December 5th, 2026, Baltimore, Maryland, December 10th, 2026, Austin, Texas, December 11th, 2026, Dallas, Texas, December 13th, 2026, Houston, Texas. - And then that will be all the shows for 2026. And then in 2027, we're back at it. January 15th will be in New York, New Jersey. And then February 5th will be in Red Bank, New Jersey. - I don't know why I said, like I was Mumford and Sons. (laughing) - And his son. February 23rd and February 24th, we're doing two shows in Vancouver, which will be a lot of fun. That is the, by the way, my birthday is the 25th. So these are gonna be like birthday shows. - Oh, okay. - The 26th, we will be in LA. So we'll be in Los Angeles and February 2nd. 26th and then we're our last show that we have booked right now is March 12th in Chicago Chicago theater But yeah, these are the shows that we have so far. They'll be more coming. There may be a little break after that But we're gonna be booking more shows so maybe at some point during this year They'll be more shows if you're like, hey, you're not coming to Boston or something or whatever, but I don't know. Maybe we don't know. We can't guarantee May we also take a moment seriously To extend our sincere apologies to Greg We we did fuck this up and We're sorry. We know that you asked I think of all the things you asked of us It'd be easiest one of them which is not to fuck it up to be fair to be fair. We did fuck it up He printed he did print He did and he told us when we when we filmed something the day before like tomorrow tomorrow In the episode right So like he did he did but also He's he's got a lot going on He's got a lot of plates spinning and it could be a lot more difficult for him than it is for other people So we apologize Greg let this be the first and last time we apologize to you. Oh Don't promise that I will never apologize again, even if I Shoot Joe in the back of the head Interesting right that down. Yeah, let's get some months. Let's get that on tape But we're really excited and just to reiterate This is the first batch of shows. So if you're seeing something and you're seeing like oh besties Are you when are you gonna come to you know Albuquerque? We don't know We don't know But what is available is what we have and what we know is what's available if you want to wait That's on you. I'm not gonna tell you what to do But we have seen in the past you guys are incredibly supportive and Sometimes they go quick. We'll just tell you that you might want to get it on the pre-sale with the code basement Not cap sensitive It could be uppercase lowercase You could spell it like Joe used to spell things on my space and aim back in the day He used to do it too. Wednesday June 17th at noon. Okay, 12 p.m. That's a good day Eastern because then right after they can On three p.m. Watch the Santa got a studio's video, which I'm it's it's available that is true You could have your tickets on Wednesday June 17th at noon streamlining this stuff for you guys and then at three o'clock You're so that week you're getting Monday weekly episode Wednesday you're getting The tickets and the Santa got a stume mumes and then Friday you get exclusive patreon episode if you're two on patreon Patreon comms us the basement. Yeah, so there's a lot going on there. So yes the basement.com and Here just to for so people know The pre-sale is for us. That's where we sold a lot of our tickets So the only difference between this is that this one you need a code for the code is basement So the tickets will be first available to anyone who has that code our fans So that is the code is basement Wednesday June 17th at noon put in the code Boom you could access tickets general on sale is whatever's left from that Which at that point you won't need a code anymore and that is Basically June 19th so June 18th at midnight. It will switch from pre-sale to general sale So by the time the 19th comes around you could just go on to the site and buy tickets without having a code I don't know why they do this. I don't know why it's the set up. It's an industry thing that we're not high on the total To understand this stuff. We don't get it and even if they told us we don't care I don't want to know information and again. We're sorry Greg So go check it out the basement yard.com by the time this is up Hopefully I imagine that the website will be fully updated and you know crisp and clean and polished Where excited and they'll see the the photo shoot we did and also oh, yeah, that's a big part of it too also Brand new show brand new show brand new show. We are we have been sitting and brainstorming trying to make sure that we give you guys a Holy unique Brand new show that is an experience that you will not get at any other show even during the same tour So like each show is gonna be unique. Yeah, so yeah, we're trying to sell it. What also. We're sorry Greg So that's gonna yeah The the show that we have put together now is like also very different than the other shows that we've done I think it's gonna be way more fun. It's more interactive. We're also better. We're better because we're better on stage now We're season vets. We're well We're seasoned How would you want to be seasoned give me your three seasons that you want seasonings you want on you? I'm doing a thing here Frank. Oh, sorry. Okay. Forgive me for asking a podcast. We're doing what Jimmy Cherry by the way Oh, but that's a collection of seasonings summer. It's a sauce summer. That's a you're going to Pointed him. I'm not allowing you to laugh at him like that. I'm not even higher. Do you want me to defend you? No, for what did I do? Nothing exactly. That's the point. He just victimized you on your own show. Yeah, remember you could fire him I could fire him or we could force him to buy tickets on Wednesday June 17th at 12 p.m. Eastern and said he's gonna buy at the base of your Compromble Parisa code basement and said he's gonna buy and give away a whole show of tickets Imagine, what does someone get if they go to every single show? What does someone get? Yeah, let's say someone does it Restraining order thing We actually met some people after shows and they had come to a lot. I think one said seven. Well, I was like, well, that's a lot of show The one the one person that I specifically remember was she came to the very first show and we spoke to her and she's like, I'm from Alabama Oh, yes, she came to another show and she was like, oh, I came to the Montclair show with my husband and I'm back here, but we've since gotten divorced We wish them well, but it all signs seem to have pointed to it not going well. Oh, it went absolutely not well Well to the point of it just like them not being I believe it wasn't Lanna and so I could write it down. What website do they go to? The minute air dot com. I said at first. We said it in tandem. Um Yes, so aunt said he's gonna give away a bunch of tickets also What is the person get what are the parameters on what they get if they go to every single show? Which I will guys, please we're obviously joking around because yeah, don't do that what I was setting up was technically I'll be going to every single show. So I would get whatever that you would say would be for them a Knuckle sandwich who put it in my knuckle mouth Well, I don't know how to even interpret that to be honest with him. I'm in sandwich in my knuckle mouth I know I'm not like sucking on fingers like liar. Hmm. But like to call my mouth my knuckle mouth What I want to say that you're not sucking on fingers not not really. I mean you do suck on your fingers I've seen you eat a bag of chips. I don't think I don't think that counts unless it's the whole finger if you get a little like a So then you suck fingers because I know you do this dip Why do I do that you taste it something? It was a pure guess. I don't do that. Yeah, I don't suck on my honestly. I was taking a shot in the dark there. Yeah, you go down a few knuckles Whoa few knuckles. Is this a knuckle? Oh, I don't know what that is. I don't know. I thought it would be a joint It's boring. It's a first knuckle. Yeah, mini knuckle. So you think I'm going to at least I Mean I can But I'm not Swear, I mean there was a very viral video of you shoving your whole hand in your mouth and not gagging I was very surprised at the you know, I was like eight knuckles. Yeah, you were down there I think I was too. It's an L.A. You were in your shirt. I swear a coffee. I guess I swear a coffee Guess you were in your esophagus. Yeah, I think I was. Yeah, I mean do you think There's anyone who could like Actually touch like I don't think they can go that low. I mean there are people at their own hand I mean it doesn't matter. At a certain point the hand is not gonna fit past your cheeks. Wait. Yeah So when someone does a sword swallow. Where does the sword go? They're brother into the stomach. Have you ever seen someone do or the the the the nail in their nose? I don't like that. That one sucks. But where does a sword go? It's a sword. I think it just goes down But it doesn't do like it's like dulled or something and they can like you can't cut your esophage I mean that's why I said dulled. I know but like Ow. I imagine it's a trick and it's impressive because of the oh you think it's like fake. No, I think A trick is it can still be a trick if it's real like it's just like a party trick Like oh watch what I could do. Can you imagine you're at a party and all of a sudden someone's like yeah Look at this and then they eat a sword. I'd be like the fuck are you doing? I would I would be more confused Why they brought or have a sword with them? Well to swallow it. Come on If you could swallow swords, are you bringing a little like retractable sword? Like that. No last sword if I could swallow swords I'd better be in the circus because why else would I be doing that? Like I'm just gonna like Of all the circus like skills is that the one you would want to do? I'll be honest with you. I don't really fuck it to circus Yeah, I'm like I just don't I don't think that it's cool. It's not right. I get what you're saying I just mean like it's like I Outside of the outside of the animal rights issues. Yeah outside of that like I don't like it Like I'm like what is entertaining about this. I mean I don't get it. You've you've openly spoken about your their love of magic and tricks. - But there's not a lot of that going on. - There's like people like almost dying the whole time. I don't like it. - Yeah, I'm not arguing here. I'm not a big fan of the circus either. I feel like that was so like 50s and 60s when there were people in wagons across country. - Yeah, and I don't like the music. It's kind of scary. ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪ - And like there's like trapeze people and it's like they're doing flips and landing on a book. I'm like what? - I'm landing on a book. - I don't know. - I mean like I for some reason immediately go back to Dumbo and I just think of like the lion tamer with a stool. - Bro, if I'm a lion and I see a stool in my face, I'm breaking it and I'm straight for the jugular on this fucker. - I will say, if it's a real thing where someone got a fucking elephant to balance on a ball, that's fucking nuts. - I don't think that's real. - I mean we saw it in like a cartoon or something. I don't know if that's real or not. - I think it is. - Fucking crazy. - I loved how they'd be like, we're the circus, it's an incredible feat and they'd be like, here's a woman with a beard, like. - Yeah, little dude, if I paid to see that, I'd be so fucking angry. - Yeah, it's like, you know, the circus is in town. What kind of tricks and it's like, watch this, look, twins. - Yeah, right. - Oh my God. - It's a guy with one eye. - Yeah. - What kind of entertainment is this? - It's so low brow because they would just find they'd be like oddities and they'd be like, a woman who knows math and be like, it grow up. Also, the ringleader? Who's this predator? - Yeah. - What is this? - I mean, I think it's your job even. - I think it is like, literally like just like the smoking, like cigarette smoking, like evil little fuck, you know? - Yeah, they got like twirly, twirly mustaches, like. - And like a staff. - Brother, you're not a mage, you're not a mage. You'll never be a mage. - I'm not off the staff though, to be honest with you. - You also would. - You would. - No, I would not, but a cane. - Name one character in any form of magic or movies or TV that has a staff that's like, I don't like that. - The old guy from Jurassic Park. - You don't love that? - I, what is he? - He's a billionaire that opened a fucking park. - I knew he almost took the halls fucking out because of that. - He didn't do that, that wasn't his fault. - Where you started it? - I mean, but it has the little fucking mosquito in the amber on the other end of it. - That's cool. - That's cool as shit. - I have a cane. - It has a duck head on the top. - What's it for? - It was gifted to me and I had, when I had like issues with walking, as you know, I had actually used it. But it's cool, and you're gonna tell me that if you-- - It's got a duck head. - It's got a duck head on it. - What is that symbolize? - It was gifted to me. - I don't think there was, I think it was the only one they were able to find. - The only cane they could find. - Had a duck head on it. - Mallard? - Yeah. - Nice. - You would love a cane and you'd love a staff, dude. - Not at this age. - You absolutely would. - Not at this age. - Well, look at every, like, you-- - Gandalf? - Simosus? - He's a mage. - Simosus, one's good. - Simosus, oh yeah, he did have one. He's like part in the scene shit like that. - No, shepherds have that big ass with the hook. - What's the point of that? Is that to, like, yank, sheep by the neck or something? - Or if they're, like, bombing on stage, you know what I'm saying? Like, things are just not going well for them. - Sly Cooper? - Sly Cooper's a good one. He doesn't know who that is. - What the fuck is that? - There's literally no chance. - There's more anime. Not everything is anime. - With you guys, it is. - With you, no, whoa. - With him. - With him guys, it is. With me, it's video games. That's how you know what it is. - That is adjacent to anime to me. - I, I, to, to Raccoon that, he's like a thief. - It's a raccoon that steals things. - He's a good guy. - He's not a good guy. - He looks cool as shit, too, though, dude. - You've never seen Sly Cooper, you've definitely-- - You know Sly Cooper. He knows Sly Cooper. He played PlayStation 2. He knows Sly Cooper. - You know Sly Cooper. - Sly Cooper. - Greg, I have no idea. - You don't know Sly Cooper. - Shut the front fucking door. - No. - There was a different, like, raccoon, I think, that I was thinking of. I've never seen this person ever. - Look up characters with staphs and orcans, and tell me that's something, like, we gotta go through these. - That's gonna be tough. - I mean, how do you not know Sly Cooper? Are you thinking, blinks, the time cat? - The fuck is that? You don't know who that is? - Blinks, the time cat? - Oh, Gandalf. That's a good one. - Yeah, Gandalf is, you know, he's got stuff. - That's got Gambit. Really good one. - I mean, you don't like Gambit? - It's fine. - Is that the gun with the cards? - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, Gambit? - Yeah, we're phoning it in with Gambit. - No, you're not. - Yeah, it's Gambit. It's like, oh. - Refeky. - Refeky from Lion King. - Yeah, dude, that's so different. - A monkey came from there for bad, I don't even know that. - Lord Zed. - Lord Zed. - You know, no Zed. - He's not British, but maybe he was British. He was the, like, it was, like, the Power Rangers bad guy that looked like a skin human that had, like, metal, like, a metal suit on, but it was, like, skinny. - No, I missed that. - I wanna love the pictures. How do they not have pictures on the side of it? - Who's number one? No, you're fucking blueball on us here. - Get 'em, of course, get 'em. - You know, Donatello. - Yeah, I know. - Oh my god, Donatello. - Anges a little. - Anges are, you know. - I mean, I just, you know. - If you had a staffer or a cane, what do you want on the top of it? - A ball. - But, like, you can A, can it be anything? - Oh, I would really like it if it looked like a storm. - What the, what? - I'm a big fan of, like, when Orbs look like there's a storm in it, like, an active one. - Oh, so, like, it'd be clear glass. I'm on the inside. It's, like, a cloud with a thunderbolt. - So, like, lightning staff. - Okay, I'm cool with that. - Yeah, lightning staff. - I'm cool with that. That would be fun. - Yo, if I could be, I would like to be storm. I think lightning's cool. - Dude, being storm would be awesome. - Well, it's weather. So, you could control what? - I'm not hot enough to be storm, man. - No. - She's the hottest one. (laughs) That was, no. - I don't think I'm, unfortunately, now. (laughs) - Storm's the best. - You don't get to insult how he looks. - I didn't, I do. - Yeah, he does that. - I do. - You're not allowed to say, if he wants to be storm and he says, "I'm not hot enough," your literal job. - It's a lie. - We're talking about, when we talk about Halle Berry right now? - Not only we're talking about Halle Berry. We're talking about, like, drawings of very hot women. Is there any men, storm? - Drawing. - Aroha Munro has been consistently one character throughout the entire run of-- - Well, I'm sure that fucking X-Men people are gonna come for me and be like, "Actually young." But, to my understanding, it is one person. Also, a little bit of a reason why you wouldn't be able to be African queen storm. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, look, I can't, he doesn't have long enough hair. - Oh, there's some other things too, you know. - Skin. - Joe is-- - Boom. I would love it if I had a cane or a staff, and it had, remember that thing that used to have in your house that was like the magnet, and you put your hands on it, and the pink lightning bolt would touch your hands? - Yes, what was that? I have no idea. But, like, if you had a cane, that was one of those. Oh, see, that's cool. - That's cool. - I need it to be moving and electric. - Do I know cool? - When it, yeah. - I just gave you a really cool thing, and yours, I suppose, to say yes. - Yeah. - More concretely. Let's try this again. - Do I know cool? - Yeah! - There we go. That's what I'm looking for. (laughs) - Speaking of cool, we do have some sponsors for today. Ladies and gentlemen, the first one being Hymns. It's Hymns. 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So you'll never get a no out of me. - You enjoy chicken nuggets. - Boy, do I, dude. - If you see a plate of chicken nuggets, you have a favorite. - Are they dino-shaped? - No, they're this shaped, here we go. Which, and if you see a plate of chicken nuggets here, which one do you think would be the best? - Which one are you picking? - Oom, oom, oom, oom, oom. - Oh, I have an answer, easy. I think, what about the worst one? Let's go worst first. - First? - I think it's easy, easy. We disagreed on these kind of things before, I think we all agree here. - Okay. - Honestly, what? - Easily. - Easily. - Okay, okay. - My worst one? - Worst one? - Yeah. - I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say E. - No, dude. - No. - I was gonna say G, G, the fuck is that? It's not even a nugget, it's a fucking circle. - It's not a number, it's a letter. I was gonna say-- - I said it's not a nugget. - I was gonna say either E or P, 'cause P looks like it hasn't been cooked. - Oh, P looks like shit. - What about C? It looks raw. - I mean, C doesn't look like-- - That might be a lighting issue. - That is definitely a lighting issue. - It's a lighting issue. - But it's a good size. Look at G, what the hell is this? - I think we could with cough, we could argue. I think E, C, P are bad. G's not that bad to me. - G's getting golden. - G is not that bad to me. - You're not thinking about the shapes. - The shapes absolutely matter. - Okay, let's go to the best one. - There's a unanimous, best one here. - You, if we're going unanimous. - I will say the best chicken nugget on this board is O. It's big, it's the shape of a nugget, and it's got that brown, it's gonna be crunchy, it's gonna be hot inside. - I don't know, am I crazy for thinking that it might be A? - Yay. - Oh, no. - That's horrible. - Why is that horrible, dude? - It's a form. - No, it's not the form. I mean, that's what you want out of a chicken nugget. It's supposed to, it's, it's goop that's been breaded in a bunk. - No, I don't like that. - D? - D's good. - D is better than that. - No, it's too small. - No, it's not too small. - It's not too small. - It has a good hook to it. - F is better than D. - No. - I'm gonna fucking F your D if you don't shut up and listen to B about A. - Listen. - M is good too. - M would be strong number two. - M is a good one. M is good. - He's a brother, he's a brother. Oh. - I mean, it's good. I'm not saying it's the unanimous best. You're sitting here and you're putting your, you're planting your fucking staff in the ground and saying that it's O. - I think there are top five here. And me and you pick like one and like two and three. Frankie didn't even, Frankie picked like five. - Would you pick C? - I would eat. - I said A, I thought it was quite A. - It also is the weakest. - It is such an ergonomic design. That's a perfect like dunk and curve with it. And it holds, it will maintain the sauce better than, if the sauce was running off, oh. And what did you say, J? J could suck it. - No, you say the guy who said J, I said D. - What you complimented me on. - D's a good one. I'm not gonna sit here and say it's bad. - I don't like that. - I do think A, it just, it feels like it has more of the breaded texture. It looks like there are clumps of breading on D. It's inconsistent. - It is. - At least O, and O has like the wavy breading too. You know what I'm talking about? - That's good. - For me, it's a meaty bitch, that's what you want. - I think D will have a crunch every bite. - Yeah, but you're good. - You need at a certain point, you can just have crunch. - Yeah. - He's right. You have too much crunch. - But like shit like E and L and G, like these are, this is, now this is popcorn chicken. It's not even a chicken nugget. - Also, what's wrong with your oven? Like, these are two different batches of chicken nuggets. - I agree. - With how poorly these are cooked. - I'm into F, F is not bad, F is not bad. I think. - It's not a fat, full diaper. - F is not bad. Honestly, I also don't hate G. - I'm not into it. - I don't hate it. - I would like leave it. I would eat it when I was like fucking pissed. - Am is also pretty solid. - Am is solid. - Am is a solid one. - If I was making two plates, I would give my brothers, like B, C, H, E. I'd throw them a J 'cause you gotta give them one good one and then P, you know. - Give them all the bad ones. - I'll be honest with you. - I'm eating the whole plate of these bastards in record time. - I think I is like underrated. - I is a good one. I is a good one. You're getting more of it consistent. I'll let me ask you guys this question as we are continuing to parse through this. Best fast fry, nuggets. - What? - What did you say? - Best fry. - Best, sorry, best fast food nuggets. - Oh, oh. Burger King? - Oh no. - What's going on? - I don't know. - I don't dislike Burger King. - I don't know the answer. - I think Burger King, you could get 10 of them for $1.49. - What? - Those can't be good. - I mean, I was gonna say, if we're going price, I mean, everyone here is going to sit, everyone that listens to this is going to scream fucking Chick-fil-A through this. - I've never had it. - I've had Chick-fil-A, dude. - So aggressively, okay. - Wow. - And they hate the gaze. - Don't like that. - They don't fuck with the gaze. - No, dude. - They don't get down with the gainus? - They're not. - They're not going in to get down with the gainus. - Down with the sickness. But, - Whoa, so you say it's a sickness. - No, the song can come. - No, no, no, no, no. - I don't do that, I don't do that, I don't do that, I don't do that. - The song. - Right, right, we're going on tour. - The song, no, no, it's not. It's the cure. Gay is the cure. It helps us all. - The band is the cure. - I would say, if he's talking about the chicken fries from Burger King, that's probably the best. - Those are good. - I think they're all right, actually. - I know, I know, and everyone is going to say, like, have you ever even seen the video that the chicken nuggets are made? The chicken McNuggets from McDonald's are legendary for a reason. You're getting a consistent flavor, a consistent crunch. - I mean. - So wait, what's your favorite, what's yours? - It's probably McDonald's. - I, they're good. - They're fine. - I actually enjoy, like, nuggets that come out of my freezer, like bagged shit. - Brother. - Yeah. - If it's a dino nugget, that's an incredible nugget. - Bro. - Also, I just want to say this. - I've only ever tasted this at McDonald's, but the sweet and sour sauce, the green top at McDonald's, gave me an poured in. That shit is delicious. It is a great, it's a great sauce. - I, it's not even sour, it's just sweet. First of all, it was so hard to see where you were going there. - Yeah. - Not even top five sauces that McDonald's has. - Oh, Frankie, do they even have five? - The best sauce that they have. - Without a dizzy. - Bard is the barbecue. - The barbecue is good. - Then, they're buffalo. - No, that's crazy. - No, it is better than the sweet and sour. - Bro, sweet and sour is one of the worst sauces. - Right, I'm gonna come over there and strangle you. - You should do it. - I had it. - It's not. - I can tell you. - There is bad. Sweet and sour sauce like some places have a sweet and sour sauce like the hell is that with the one? I make Donalds is mad good. It's rage bait. He's rage baiting. I'm not rage-beating. I'm dead serious if they sold bottles of the McDonald's barbecue sauce I might bait in it. That shit is incredible. It's not it is a good barber and I know I know everyone's screaming as guys It's not real like fucking who cares? We're at McDonald's. We're all dying We're all dying dude. I do I I sweet and sour sauce is so low tier for me That's crazy. It's so low tier. You want it? You don't know I mean, I probably says before but you know It's just overrated like crazy and not even near my top five Ranch I like ranch, but it's fine people go crazy. I keep a little ranch Yeah, I might look like this. I hear me drinking a cup of ranch. No, I don't think it's okay Have any personality. Let me guess. I don't don't talk to me for my coffee Also, we'll say this also about Mickey D's when you get Hedge up out of the little paper cup. It just tastes better Like the one that's like paper. I like when I have to like dispense it like I'm an old-timey guy at a water well Yeah, you know what it's like Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yours is like you definitely need some WD 40 on yours You know what I'm talking like I know and it's like fucking like Spits out of you. I love that. Oh dude bring back condiment dispensers I know people don't eat in those places anymore because they have the baseball games. Do they? Bro, I also hate that honestly like when you go to Yankee Stadium You're like getting a hot dog and they're like oh, yeah, then the fucking ketchup's two gates down. Fuck you. What do you mean? Put it on now. Can I have sauerkraut? Yeah, go to the communal bin outside the bathroom brother That's where it is fuck and then you get over to the fucking ketchup and it's a murder scene because people are like Fucking shit. I mean, I'll be honest. I'm one of those people. I'm slapping it down I'm hitting that if you're gonna give me like slap activated condiments I'm not good at activated. They're slaps. They're slap activated and I love doing them hard enough So it makes like a crater a ketchup in the in the thing Yeah, but then it farts everywhere all over your head a little stinky ketchup on me is not gonna fucking ruin the day ketchup is great Bring back the greatest ketchup invention that has ever existed disgusting. You guessed it It was the green and purple easy squirt ketchup from the early 2000s. It's honestly nasty Honestly, the best not good and I know your gimmick is that you hated it Well, I just think that it's like a if I'm looking at down at a burger and there's like green or purple all over it I'm like the fuck is this and you're not gonna eat it I mean I'd give it a go, but I'd rather it be the color I'm expecting and You think the color that you're expecting is red like a tomato I guess right. I mean the green one was like dill pickle flavor the purple was was it flavor? I thought it was just ketchup. I think they had one that was like a dill pickle pickle flavored one Do we do our annual Google it check-in because we do this one a couple times a year? You know what I'm you know what? I'm really interested in lately Relish Grow up. I don't even know what actually. No, what is relish? It's like sweet chopped up pickles fucking good I don't like sweet pickles dude. You know how I'm a I am a gotter slut for fucking sour craft dude Have you ever have you ever had relish like the the bottom? Yeah, I don't like it bro The relish comes out of the bottle farting like it's a stinky cuz it's a spitty farty fucking condiment There's no way to get this on your ketchup without it farting all over it and like when it's filled because like when you have like empty Catch-up and you do the last couple it's like yeah, but like relish consistently squeafing off I when we went to the Yankee game recently I got I got a hot dog and I put catch up and I was like oh they got Relish let me put some relish and it was just queuing. It's like Yeah, it's like all right, but it's a spit it's a little goes a long way It's a spitty bastard. Yeah, I mean, I just I've never been a guy for like I just don't like the taste of sweet pickles Just try a little bit a little bit goes a long way with the queef with a relish A little goes a long way with a queef No with relish you get a little bit. Yeah, I'm all right. I'm okay I I'm as I'm getting older. I'm adding more things to my hot dog I know and and I I I know I don't know why you don't start with Sarkat. I'm okay with it as long as you're in the game I'm in the game. You're in the game. You're you're fully dogged out Yeah, and I'm cool with it You dog how you like? Maybe that will be the next year the five years of dog second season for 2027 It'll be dog how get dog down how you like? Dog it your way However, you like it get dogged by it with it's a work in progress. Yeah, we're definitely gonna Drop it a little you know what I had recently this past weekend a Brioche bun Hell yeah, not a hot dog hamburger was fun. Hell yeah, bro. I love him But my god, it's like eating a fucking loaf of bread I will say this and it has not happened yet. I am cautiously Optimistic about a pretzel bun on a burger Because I love pretzels a pretzel bun. That's got the flakes on the top I dude. I am so in on salt on a bun Hawaiian What are those called the Hawaiian rolls? What why are they? What are they? I figure it's just a branding thing I don't know but dude. We made some dinners with those what you do is you cut the bottom half put them in a pan Yeah, then you put like raw like meat on top and then the top on like cheese and then the thing on and then you cook it in the oven Like it's a fucking burger and it comes out. It'll Hawaiian buns are fucking great. I know I yeah, I'm kind of on board when people make like Pulled pork sandwiches on don't even piss me off. Oh god. I love them. Oh, okay I don't know it pissing you. Oh my god. Your sliders are great You don't like sliding. I like sliding. I think that the thing that sliders is like Sometimes I just want a whole burger That's why you eat three I could eat 12 sliders off fucking rip dude Oh no one's stopping it. I feel like I'd be a piece of shit if I did that though Just give me two of my own burgers instead of 12 communal sliders I like a slider. I guess. Oh, I would like a burger flight We just talked about flights. Oh, do you imagine like bison burger ham cheeseburger hamburger? I'm out on hamburgers by the way. Yeah, I don't think almost a burger. Just I mean You're right there. You were upstaged by your cooler cousin who Has cheese on him and like just just put it on. Yeah. I guess I don't understand the whole idea of hamburgers Like you're just just go what just go. I understand people like I'm lactose Bro, so mine and take some diarrhea. Be a man about it or lady or a nice woman be a man Shit your pants. Yeah, be a man or a nice woman and shit your pants with with diarrhea with the lactose intolerant Who cares? It's one sheet if you know, you know where I'm starting to come around. Oh You're changing stuff Changing but like I'm seeing more of an appreciation for it in my older years. Hmm breakfast burgers With just like an egg on the bitch. Just throw an egg on it and it's a burger because realistically I know I know I know you should start today with like a healthier thing to like jump start your system and like it shouldn't be as heavy but like if I like An over easy egg and grits what's the difference between having it and then throw it on top of a cheeseburger I mean you make a fair point. I also don't think that the laws of health should apply if you're visiting a city The health only matters when you're in you're eating in your home That's it It definitely doesn't matter at any sporting event It know it absolutely does not matter on vacation No way you if you if I'm not in the in the state that I live in I'm fine Yeah, also if it's If it's a brunch Yeah, I we I think we know that well you can't find the confines of your healthy lifestyle Are within the confines of your home Yeah, going out to eat for the most part I think you're pretty health conscious when you go out to eat like we'll be at a restaurant. You'd be like let me get the grilled chicken It's fucking guy. Oh, I love him to death. I'm gonna call him out me. No Mikey. Oh, I love him so much. Yeah, and the dude is absolutely shredded like a bag of mozzarella He really is but like Anywhere we go. Oh I'll get the avocado toast brother and Listen if you're gonna order the avocado toast order the avocado. Oh, I'll get the falafel wrap Please my way to have good for I know I'm not arguing. I know falafel is good. I don't like please man For fucking once get a cheeseburger. I just don't like how he sells the avocado toast. Oh, that looks good It's Every why because they put pickled red onion, which I'm a fan of on it and some micro greens. Yo Oh my god, Mikey low-key low-key pickled red onions so so clutch What the fuck so good dude? It's so good. You know, it's gonna fucking just absolutely bend you over and spit directly straight through your asshole out your mouth Pickled jalapenos. Oh, I do like those pickled jalapenos. Yeah are going to light a Christmas tree on fire and take the Presence like the Grinch. You know what I'm saying. I do anything pickled I went to a farmer's market in Asbury Park now pickled eggs Piggled eggs pickled eggs pickled eggs are discussed pickled beets to love Piggled beets we're now we're pretending no, we're not pickled beets are good. That's like eating a wet shirt That's what eating like pickled beets is like eating a red shirt Like out of the laundry Why it's so funny to me it's gross. I don't like like beets are like I Could see what you're saying it'd be like chewing on up like a like a freshly tied-eyed t-shirt and I also I also like When every time I eat a beets I'm like I was expecting this to be different. I I was on I was on your side and then Becca has turned me around on beets. She turned me out on beets Which oh you like beets. I love beets now, dude. Yeah, love I can't I love beets She has made some of the best beets like she did like roasted beets in balsamic and fettiches once balsamic can make anything taste good I had a balsamic marinated steak for the first time the other day. Oh, fuck Balsamic is so good. What is that shit grapes? Nice it is grape balsamic is fantastic, but I don't understand how it's grapes, but it's grapes, but it's grapes Don't ask me what balsamic is but it's but it's grapes No, it's good. I fucking love that shit balsamic also just pear so well when it's a mozzarella when it's thick and it's a Glacier it's like a drizzle when you're a syrup when it's like a syrupy drizzly glaze I hate it. Oh my hand. This is me. Oh, can you tell we're hungry? Oh my god. Can you tell a fucking sticky balsamic a sticky like fig balsamic? Yeah, oh to fig. Don't make your I know how you feel on figs. Yeah, I gotta bro the other morning listen Wow, he's tucking it in I'm fixing my boner because of fig. You're you got a fig boner. Yeah, okay I don't like figs. I like figs Becca turned me on on figs She's opened my life to so much a lot of it food related Figs also you said turned me out on I know that's that's obviously got it. That's a joke I didn't know if you were doing it as a joke or doing it because it's incorrect. It was a joke I it was fully a purposeful joke for for for purposeful joke because it's grapes because it's grapes We do have more sponsors. Let me get to those before we continue with this conversation that I have no idea where it's going We have magic spoon magic spoon These things are like magic. Okay, they are unbelievable If you don't know magical magic spoon, they make a cereal. Okay, that is high protein zero sugar cereal All right, you want to start your day? This is what you want to do and they're delicious. You would think that's something that's like oh, maybe it doesn't take no They're great. They taste so good. 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Are they I better be able to take a slide to my office Or something dude if there's if I'm a Google employee I'm like being like please give me like a fucking arcade machine in my office or some sure they have that Google they could do whatever The hell they want they can Google it Yeah Google is apparently planning to or they're trying to get this thing passed where they're allowed to release 30 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat A disease of some kind with mosquitoes. Yeah, with like they were gonna like This is just hitting me as I'm saying this Google has 30 million mosquitoes Wait How do you have a musket? Yeah, wait wait a sec 30 million Google how do you have 30 very famously not in the Must be no insects or bugs or animal business where you keep in these 30 million mosquitoes if I'm if if Google is doing Anything I want them to be like we're releasing a search engine that an update will just show you pictures of puppies Yeah, like only pictures of puppies now you could type in anything you want it could be like you know Potholes in western Tennessee and it'll just be pictures of puppies They're releasing them in two teams 16 million golden California 16 million going to Florida What are they combating I'm trying to find that I heard it's like a disease that is being spread Via mosquito bites and the idea is that They're basically sending out Mosquitoes whose fish don't swim you catch my drink Oh jizzless ones like they are just like they are they are just no jizzies Oh, I honestly thought it was more sinister than that. Oh, you thought oh well, I mean it's Google so you never know I thought that they were like we're gonna inject these things and they're also yeah google Why do you have 32 million where do you keep 32 million mosquito where do you How do you even get a mosquito? 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Yeah, they're gonna shoot blanks because they got no nuts It's they don't individually chop off every mosquito nut what they do is infect them with a specific virus that makes them sterile more virus. Oh, wow, and they're combating. What's the what's the virus? It's called a being a fucking Just I got it just leave me alone give me a sec being a fucking in cell all right The the to make them sterile you're saying it's called All right, we'll try Well bak here. Nope. No dude. That's a Baltic country. Shit I thought I thought he was doing a gotcha. No, no, no, that's why I said it's what's called but the virus they're fighting I couldn't find it because it's fighting them all so essentially like Wes Nile, the Zika, Malaria. It's trying to get rid of a bunch. - So kind of cool. - I mean, that is good. - Wait, wouldn't we get more mosquito bites though? - I mean, yes, but you're getting fine mosquito bites. You're not getting the ones that are going to be like harmful to you and/or your unborn child. - They specifically asked that question, 'cause they knew someone wearing a hat would. They said anything about the sleigh of the shirt. - It's all the same. They were building a character, they were building a character. These don't bite. - So they're biteless, ballless mosquitoes that are just roaming around-- - Look at them even for. - Like grandpa's? - For this? - So they got dicks, but they got no balls, and they got no mouth. - Huh? Are you even listening? - Honestly, I'm on board now. 'Cause I feel like once a year, you always hear, we're releasing 100,000 mosquitoes or a million mosquitoes. - I've never in my life heard that. - It's like, they've done this like 4,000 times. - What? - They keep doing it, I don't think so. Maybe it's like one of the speed I can think of. - I've never, ever heard them do this. - No, well, maybe they're getting better at it. They're called the good bugs. - Wait, why are they doing it in Florida in California? And I knew you all. - And why does Google have a surplus of fucking limplus, dickless, jizzless, mouthless, fucking mosquitoes? - That's a fair question. - Dude, you're Google! Just let us look up stuff on your websites. - They have access to too much information, so that's how they're able to like-- - They're like bored, like they're like, you know, like Jeff Bezos now likes to race cars. Like, that's what they're doing now. - He's racing cars. - I don't know, I'm a Frankie Munez. - You mixed up Frankie Munez and Jeff Bezos. (laughing) - Completely different planets. - I mean, I would, two cultural icons. - What do you think this program's called? - A project succumb. - Got it. (laughing) - I don't know. - A project let the bedbugs bite. - Got it. (laughing) - Buys project cousin skido. - It's just called the debug program. - Okay. - I will say. - All three of those are better than that. (laughing) - Yeah, run by Frankie Munez. - I wasn't, 'cause it's running by Frankie Munez to see if he's on board. - Cousin mosquito. (laughing) - No, that's pretty much what's going on. - All right, I mean, yeah, no, that's weird to have all those, but I used to have a fruit fly problem. - Everyone has a had a fruit fly problem at one point. - Explain this to me about fruit flies because every single time that I have that-- - They just, they're there. - Do they, are they born out of food? - I think, I think. - Legitimately, I think that because I'm like, my entire apartment is sealed. And if I leave food like in the trash or whatever, like they'll just appear in the trash. - So to my understanding, which could be proven quite possibly to be not real or not a lot, I believe that food does come sometimes, like organics specifically too, 'cause they don't spring with pesticides to prevent stuff like that, like-- - There might be some eggs. - There might be some eggs in larvae in there. So you might be munching, munching and crunching on some bugs before you even know it. - I'm sure we are. Have you ever seen a video on TikTok of someone washing fruit and they show the water afterwards? I'm like, Jesus. - Love it, love it, love it, love it. - Yeah, but they like really do a deep cleaning. - I do sometimes, it really depends on my mood. I do sometimes with berries. I have like that like thing that you like press down and it spins it. - I love that fucking thing. - I do too, I do. - The sound washer? - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do I get that thing? I swear to God, I have convinced myself I'm this close to splitting the atom with this thing. - Well, legitimately, when I'm fucking doing this thing, I'm like, oh my God. - I'm like, I'm pushing on that thing and it's like, yeah, the fucking romaine lettuce in this thing is pulling five geese. - Yes, it really, really is. - It's like up against the wall. - Yeah, we're dry. - It's that fucking thing at all like six flags and all the amusement parks where like the walls go fast and the kids like try to like turn upside down and they get yelled at by like the 14 year old that's operating the ride shouldn't happen. - I'm convinced that if I do it hard enough, it'll just like take flight. - I am too, it's weird to go through. I just love to feel that power that I have made something like that. - To spin. - I'm fucking spinning it and it's like, oh, and I'm like, yeah, yeah. - Yo, spinning shit is fire. - Dude, now I think about it. - One of America's greatest pastimes. Spinning tops, yo-yos, you like tops? Dude, tops are like, bro, I remember the first time I got my hands on a dreidel. I was like, hell, you. - I don't know what any of those stuff means on it. - I love when they would do like those toys that were like, they, like you put them on top of a stick and you pull a fucking string and they fly in the air. - Yo, I almost killed my sister with one of those masks. - 'Cause like smacked her in the face. - Yeah, because it's like it was like a little fairy and then like when she spins her thing opens up and she like, I fucking ripped this thing like a bayblade and I hit her in the eye. - Yo, those things are serious. They could really hurt somebody. - You see the video? - I've been going into the fire. - I thought it's so good. The dad got it for his daughter as a gift. They spin it and it just slowly flies into the fire plate. - Yeah, ours, we were just like, right as hard as we could. - Dude, I'm not kidding in that moment. Anytime I've ever used one of those, child to a current adult. I am the strongest person on the planet. I am pulling that thing with such force and ferocity that it is immeasurable by any societal or scientific standard that we have. - That was a long sentence. - Big sentence. - Yeah, a sentence. - A lot of. - You'll be fine. (laughing) You'll be fine. - I just don't love those though. - Shhh. - Yeah, I'm not fully on board with project, you know? - Project debug. I have more questions than I, like I hope it can be good and beneficial for people. - But we'll fuck this up. - I just don't, I do feel like mosquitoes like me. - Everyone likes it. - But I think that mosquitoes think I, like I have a certain kind of blood. - They can smell ya. They can go, ooh, he's sweet and he's sleepless. - And then let's go suck his blood. - Yeah, if you're showing that much skin that got more to bite. - Yeah, selfishly, selfishly. I don't hate being bitten by mosquitoes because. - You think they like you? - Back of that got really nice nails. - Oh. - And I like make it like, I make her, like I convince her and I don't. It doesn't work. I like to think it works like. But like, she's like helping me medically. Like I'm having a medical emergency. I need you to scratch this mosquito bite. - A medical emergency and it's a mosquito bite? That's interesting. - Do you ever sit in a place and like, you're like, yo, I'm getting lit up by mosquitoes. And then other people are like, oh really, I'm good. I'm like, oh, just better than you. - Yeah, we have this conversation. - My blessing's terrible years backwards. - I love that. - Actually, I don't love it. I also love just like, smacking things. Like, where else do you get to smack something unapologetically? You can just, a butt. - Well, unapologetically, it's crazy. (laughing) - Yeah. - Unapologetically. - Yeah. - It's slapping. (laughing) - That's insane. - No, sorry here, babe. (laughing) - Sorry to sideline. - Yeah. - But like, you can't slap anywhere anymore. - Where would you, oh well. - What are you talking about? - Oh, I'm not talking about, I'm talking about mosquitoes. - What did you just do? - Bro, I thought you were doing that, oh shit. - Oh, you can't do that. - I can also do that. - Oh, you can't do that, no. - These are things you've learned about me and I. - I know, but I don't know. - Frank, you can do a lot of things. - I know. - I'm Ryan, baby. Watch this. - Whoa. Whoa, that was cool. - You wanna know why I learned that? - The saddest. - To get you to know. - No, no, no. I saw Tony Stark do it in one of the movies. And I was like, that's pretty cool. And he would like walk around and he'd be like, so I got like cool with it. - 'Cause you're Tony Stark. (laughing) - It'd be better to be fucking Tony Stark than whoever you wanna be. - Be. - Max Verstappen. (laughing) - Oh, I'm Lewis Hamilton. - He's getting better at naming them. - He knows too. - Yeah. - I know more than two, Joey. - Yeah, you can. - I absolutely do. - Name another one. - I'm not gonna. - I don't know. - I'm not gonna to prove a point, to stick it to the man. You're the man and I'm sticking it to you. - Yeah. (laughing) - You know another one. Just name another one. D, D, D, D, D, not C, D. Maybe this D, D, D, D, B, D, D, D, D. D, D, D, D, D, D. It's nuts on your face, thank you. Oh, that was so rude. Just technically that was a bad one. He didn't really say anything. Honestly, I loved it though. He hit him. I feel I earned that one. Hit him with a got him. I earned that one. Got him. Oh my God. I loved that. That was great. That was so creative. Stop it. God, take it easy. Take it easy. It was so creative. You're the judge now. I love that. That was so great. [LAUGHS] Whoa, dude. Clip that. Someone clipped that. Give that to me. That's great. Give that to me. Why do you talk to me at the end? Also, what are you going to do? Give that to me. Send it to me and blow it up. Zoom in. 10x speed. 10x speed. 10x speed. It's at least 50x speed. No, I was saying 10x speed. No, I know, I know. I know other Formula One and Formula 2 drivers. I'm just not going to do this. I don't even know for me the two driver. Well, maybe you should fucking be a better fan of the sport Joey Maybe yeah, that could be a living under the fucking all you care about is the names the big names I care about the smaller drivers that are really trying to make a name for themselves So as you sit there and idolize Ferrari and Lewis Hamilton who jumped ship to play for them to race for them drive for them right he jumped ship from I'm not see he he tries to bait me It's master at it Nice try He made a jerk off joke Yeah, something else um, yeah listen You got me the these nuts. That was good. It was a while. Honestly, not anything about it That was kind of it was bad. That was not cool I feel like leading you you know, you bring a horse to water and this one drink it, you know what I mean? Like you led you right to it went right for it. Yeah, you got to be more creative with it I've been writing some down and but I'm I'm waiting for the right time. I'm off on these nuts when you could blow my That was such a good one. No, what was the other one I had? Fuck the one it wasn't what diplo was a good one the car one that I had That was last time we talked about F1 College in Connecticut you can you can yeah, yeah, you can suck. Oh, yeah, yeah, just in case he was double dinner I'm not once once a got him has been done. You can't double dip. I don't know if you're I think that's if you can double God at the bottom. You can't double gotcha right? It's a got him to a gotcha gotchas are not allowed If you taped yourself If you tape your hand to an umbrella and go on a tornado, okay, will you fly away? No The bro, have you ever stood outside with an umbrella the thing inverts immediately if it's too fucking such a honestly Such a fucking like so disappointing that you can't have more fun with umbrellas What could that mean? I'm not saying that I need to fly but I need to get I need to fall slower with an umbrella Oh, I agree Like it needs to be good to the point that like I it does something I'm with you. I think that we should be able to at least do like Kind of like Float jumping at least not like flying, but like I should be able to be like Like jump and land. I wonder if there is any measurable difference I'm sure it depends on the umbrella, but like I should I'm not saying I need to like princess peach on my way down You know what I mean like it shouldn't be that slow But if I if you and I were to both jump off this desk, we should hit it different times because one of us has an umbrella and Like not like a split second like I like I like a third a third of a second Okay, like it's pretty split second Just something I just want like you know how they walk on the moon Yes, I gravity. Yeah, we should be able to do that. I agree when I was younger I had such a big jacket and it was super windy. I opened it and held the thing and I got some air No, you did roses and made up store. No, you didn't I jumped I was I was very young I had a really big jacket the wind was very high and I jumped and I opened my jacket I got a little bit of air my guy in in your head that happened because you're little and young no everybody look flying and stupid everybody looked and went whoa Everybody how many people are there for who so my friends no way they all go to a different school No, it's in recess. I did it. I did that. You can take that from it. Oh my guys a boy who flew unless it was documented by your fucking school I'm not believing it a little bit of air. I got a little bit of lift You have a look just a little bit of lift. I mean a me jumping straight up is also why if there's wind strong enough to blow away a small child Why are you outside of recess? Yeah, what is this hurricane? Yeah, are you fucking a Prisoner in your own school. It's not rain and teachers want a break Let's like send the kids out in the wind let them fly around they get a break regardless of if you're inside or outside No, they don't because they do you gotta take care of all the kids in the classroom while you're eating lunch They don't want to do that. Ro we've got a really used to go outside in a school yard with like open gates on both sides And the teachers are just like dead bouncers though. Did they? I mean they had like teachers that would stand there I don't remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah They would have them staying at the edge and go hey get it don't go in there. Don't go out there. Oh, whoa Use code prime time at the door. Yeah. Yeah, who's guessless are you on you? Who you know? I haven't been to a club and Like it was like I am going to a club in 15 years Do they still do that like promoter tickets or something like being like yo at the door for $10 off or you get in for free use code basement Which you can do if you do on June 17th at noon June 17th Wednesday June 17th at noon Eastern time a code basement go to the basement or dot com and come to these shows Frank September 10th We're going to Durham September 12th. We're going to Charlotte September 24th miniapolis September 26 Indianapolis October 2nd Charleston October 3rd Atlanta October 16th Bethlehem, Pennsylvania November November 7th Buffalo, New York December 5th Baltimore, Maryland December 10th Austin, Texas 11th Dallas, Texas December 13th Houston, Texas. Is that a president you're doing? Is that Bernie Sanders? January 15th Newark, New Jersey. That does sound like Bernie Sanders February 5th red bank, New Jersey February 23rd Vancouver. 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