#557 - An Interesting Love Story

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It's very- and the blue hat. It's very blue. You're wearing a matching hat as well. Yeah, but first of all, if we're getting specific, you're not matching. If you really want to do it. It's called different tones. I don't care. It doesn't- it doesn't adhere to what I believe matching is. Correct. So it doesn't. It's not real. Correct. But I am matching quite nicely. And Ant said- It's because I complimented him. Ant said, right before we started recording, he looked at me and he goes, "This is a very aesthetically pleasing outfit you're wearing." Nice. Yeah, it was nice. You're a Cookie Monster. So when you get a compliment- What's wrong with being Cookie Monster? When you get a- He's a great member of the Sesame Street gang. You're trying to make fun of me. Let's get that out of the way, too. I'm trying to acknowledge that you are- Ant gives you a compliment, and instead of paying that forward, the good energy, you're like, "I'm going to take a big, steamy, corny poop on Joe's head." See, why did you do that? You knew it was a compliment. You knew what you were doing by bringing up- The corn? Fecal matter. Oh. Need it be so fucking abhorrent and disgusting? Listen, I don't- I'm not the one who doesn't digest corn. Actually, I am, but we all are. Apparently, the world is. I didn't decide that as my point. That was God. The issue is not with the corn digestion part of it. Whatever, God. Yeah, I love how you did that. That was very nice. Every God. Cookie Monster, though. There's no issue- Like, you're tying something negative to being called Cookie Monster. What's wrong with that? I was- I was just paying attention to the tone, but we don't have to. I'll try it again. Here's what I said. I'm here with Cookie Monster. I didn't go, "I'm here with Cookie Monster." I mean, we know. We know you. Okay. That would be even weirder. Why? I don't know. That was terrifying. Fuck you. You wouldn't get excited to see Cookie Monster. I am 34. Some parts of life- I'll tell you this. With you. Cookie Monster? Whatever. I'm telling you this right now. If Big Bird walked in here, I'd be fucking scared. Bro. A legitimately big bird. Huge. The biggest fucking bird. A big ass bird. And I think what makes Big Bird look bigger, because it might be one of those things where it's she, he, she, I'm not quite sure what Big Bird's pronouns are, is so big, but it looks bigger because the fucking- what's it called? Bro, that's huge. That's a fucking big ass bird, dude. Huge, dude. Dude? Let's get the height. Can we get the height? Can we get the measurements? What's the actual measurements of Big Bird? What's his 40? I mean, gotta be like seven feet tall. Eight-two. Dude. Eight-two. Eight-two is crazy. Big Bird is eight-two. See what I'm saying? Big Bird is crazy. That's a big ass bird, dude. Fucking. And then you have- Webby Yama couldn't stop Big Bird. Oh. Probably could. He probably could. Probably could. We don't know. He can fly. You're speaking of God. You're speaking of his God. You are the biggest rider for Webby. Bro, Big Bird is fucking backing Webby Yama down, flying in the air, and dunking on his French head. That's a good point. I guess- Is he French? Yeah. God. What? What? Quite French. Okay. Yeah. I'm taking Big Bird in a basketball game. Obviously, he isn't gonna beat an actual basketball star. But like- Beaten me. Probably has a jump. A jumper. Wait. He's got crazy eyes, dude. I don't fuck up. Go back to the Big Bird, like the anatomy of Big Bird. Big Bird do be playing basketball. Is Big Bird balling up? What could you possibly have looked up at that moment? Big Bird playing basketball. He was dunking with Elmo. See? Oh, see. Elmo's like a little bitch. Elmo. Ooh. Isn't he? I don't like that. I don't like that. Isn't he small? I definitely is small, but I don't like the bitch part of it. Oh, is that how Big Bird works? But also, how? Because of the arms. Like he moves moves another arm. Yo, bro. First of all, this is off Reddit. I think it's pretty accurate. Could be. I mean, is it? Is Big Bird's right arm not moving ever? I guess, well, it looks like it's on a dual swing here. There's a pulley system of sorts going on inside this Big Bird. I think it has to work like this. The person in the costume's not eight foot. Yeah, duh. Yeah, but I imagine it would be something, don't you dare point your fingers at me. I didn't point, I kind of did one of those. I assumed it was going to be hands, hands, feet, feet, and then the mouth is on like a jaw system, so it talks with me. Yeah, I don't know. That would make the most sense. Or I thought that this dude would just be on stilts in there. But yo, go back to the Google. Okay. Well, the other. The one of Big Bird, bro. Yeah, dude. There was a picture of him standing next to a man. If you exit out of that. Exit out of what? The picture, like click the X. There's a picture of him standing next to a man. Is it? Down. To the right. Where was it? No, never mind. Never mind. I can't find it. I don't know. Fucking disappeared. Big Bird is a giant ass bird. I love, I love Elmo though. Why do you call Elmo a bitch? He's small. He's not eight foot two. Yeah. That, in that regard, little. I never really got into Sesame Street. It was not something that was ever on in my house, to be honest. It wasn't on, but like, it was one of those brands that just like went further than the show. I'm sure I watched it as a little kid, but like, I feel like I saw more of Sesame Street characters and never watched the actual, like, program. Did you learn from TV at all? Like, you know how that's like, it's, it's meant to teach you stuff. Brother, there was shit I took from Magic School Bucks. Magic School Bucks is a good one. A hundred percent. Magic School Bucks. We all had some Magic School Bucks. I, uh, I knew what blood vessels were because of that. Yeah. I remember when they like, in the stomach. Not blood vessels. What's the thing? No, white blood, like, uh, white blood cells. Oh, blood cells. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like, I learned from Osmosis Jones. That's a good one too. That's a good one, but also that movie's filthy disgusting. Yeah. Bill Murray's like sneezing up a storm. Is it Bill Murray or Chris Elliott? It's Bill Murray. Okay. Disgusting. What was he dying from? Well, all of it. Fucking sneezing. And also there, I remember specifically the only reason why I know what this thing is called is because of Osmosis, uh, Osmosis Jones, where it's like, oh, you got to head to the uvula. And he's like, what's that? And he's like, it's a little dangly thing. And he goes, in his boxer shorts. And he turns the car to go towards the cock. And then he's like, no, it's in his throat. Oh, I prefer the, uh, that's the story. The mid two thousands masterpiece monster house. The joke that they made. What's monster house. It was like a haunted house movie with like animated kids that look, they had like the issue where like, they look like they're from the polar express. It's terrifying, but it was like, oh, it's the house is uvula. And he's like, I thought it was a boy. He's thinking, vulva. I mean, a very common mistake. What's the vulva Frank. Tell me what a vulva is. Uh, a German car. Vulvo. Is that German even? Are they German? But what's a vulva? Tell us. It's in the vaginal, like in it's in, it's at the house. I don't know what room it is, but it's in, it's on the property. If you had to, let's all guess what the vulva is. You know, what's funny is one of the first episodes we did. Let's guess what the vulva is. Let's get on track. Here's a good try. Yeah. It's one of the like, here we go. Well, why don't you start? Well, I'm hosting. Do you know, honestly, do you know? Of course. So then tell us. Everyone knows what that is. Frankie, you have to say it. Nice try. I will be a hundred percent honest. And if I knew it or not, tell us what it is. No, that's not what we're doing. We do it. Do it. We're all going to say what we think it is. All right. At the same time, we're going to say what we're going to say. No, we're not. Yes, we are. Frankie, hot seat, hot seat, hot seat. Yeah. Why am I put on the hot seat here? I'm the co-host. Exactly. And I'm asking the question. Who else is going to answer? He owns the company. He's pulling that card on me. You saw that? Not how that works. I think, I think this is exactly how it works. If you don't want to answer, you don't have to. I think I will answer, but I'm not going to answer because. Okay. Moving on. What else do we have to talk about? Well, what do you think the vulva is? Frank, we're asking you. Now, I don't think you actually know what it is. If you had to guess, I'm just asking you to guess. I think I, I'm not, you know what? I'm not quite sure. I am not. And it is that he's right. You know what? Actually, evidently, I am not quite there. I am not there. I would, I know it's. What do you know about it? I know the general area. Down. Down in the, like, I can give you the, I can, I can narrow it down to like a. A square meter. A square. That's big. A big meter. Yeah. A square foot. He's already saying words. Like inside and in. So. Well, I think that there is an opening. on a woman yeah yeah yeah of course i mean we know that duh yeah yeah um these like these specific uh just point point yeah dead center or yeah i mean right wow wow okay good you have a guess no no no no you're doing a hook you're doing a hooking thing no i was i was trying to like mimic you were trying to make it mimic so vulva yeah it's up might be thinking labia right okay what's the labia that's the outside thing i think the outside thing i think yeah is something he's looking up he's looking at me he's looking at me i'm absolutely not cheating how would he look up the external genitalia encompassing all visible parts between the legs including the mons pubis labia majora labia menorah clitoris vaginal opening urethral opening do you think i would look that up i knew all that that's the vulva that's the whole thing did you say menorah back there yeah i think just menorah and like majora majora menorah like but the menorah the the the jewish not not in the but how is that not how is there not a comparable like i think there's a different spelling and a just different thing well yeah i didn't i didn't think there was eight candles down there yep i i i don't think there is but i knew all that i just wanted to make sure that the verbiage i was putting out was a hundred percent accurate it's i don't like so again it is i don't like to say things here unless i'm like really confident right so is it inside or outside it's the collection it's it's the binder of pokemon cards you get what i'm saying like yeah you might have a lugia you might have an ente you might have a you know a a a restaurant or something you might have a you know a a restaurant in there but the whole the whole binder okay is the volvo frankie doesn't know vulva i mean you don't know vulva stop writing stuff down like you're trying to play gotcha and the and the labia you didn't really give a good one i mean i knew it was kind of the external he kept saying inside i mean what is what is that's not right that's not right if not an inside from outside you know what i'm saying he's got a point with that i'm gonna have a nosebleed thinking about how that sentence breaks down get here from sesame street mr mr anatomy boy mr anatomy boy i don't get it you have an issue with elmo you have an issue with cookie monster i guess you're only cool with big bird no i'm saying i didn't really watch that yeah i didn't watch it much either i did love snuffleupagus though there was a a vhs tape that me and my siblings used to watch that it was called like we sing or something and it was one of things where it was like like head shoulders knees and toes like yeah yeah yeah yeah vibe but it was like uh almost animatronic or something you know was it with yo i am going to i think it was a movie though i don't know there was like one of those tapes that we had too a similar thing but it was about like littering in the ocean and it was like an animatronic starfish and fish and otters and like that yeah and like it's so like ingrained in my mind that i had they they had all those tapes back then where it was just like cleaning up and using the potty for kids yeah yeah and like clean up time yeah who's the lady on the couch big comfy couch big comfy couch what was her big comfy couch um i just remember her body was the clock she got up there dude yeah she was limber she was like it's six o'clock or no she'd be like it's five o'clock one leg was over here one leg was over there yeah dude and like it went around yeah to get there she's like making a return big cut big comfy couch is like on its way back really did you watch big comfy couch i gotta see i was trying to keep up with what you guys were listening to the name if you don't know it you definitely don't you definitely it was a giant comfy couch and she sat on it and she would like like dust bunnies would pop out of it yes dust bun you're here yeah with the nose yeah yeah yeah yeah i think i've seen a little of it i had a crush on her in like kindergarten well when you see her doing splits like that in kindergarten it's waking you up i wasn't thinking about it okay all right i think any girl if i'm not me but i could see why someone would have that idea yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah i probably had a crush on like everyone the big comfy couch was a big one that was like our generation's lamb chop right because lamb chop was i think the 80s and it was like with the the curly red-headed woman yeah and it was lamb chop we talked about this a little bit before and i didn't bring it up but you know the puppet elf yeah of course alf scared the out of me what is that i was like terrified of that no alien life form is what it's short for it's the one with the nose they made like shows about it in the 80s and oh i've seen it but i never watched this at all why does that scare you yeah what are you talking about look at it look at this i don't really like it it looks like a hairy pig puppets and animatronics from the 80s and 90s are rad why like remember that show dinosaurs are puppets a thing anymore like do people have puppets like you got puppets for your kids we got puppets yeah we do have puppets we got puppets yeah i got i have some i have lamb chop uh uh hush puppy and whatever the other one's name is um like i have them why does that bother you that much but like puppets are still a thing like there are books now that have like puppets built into them and like that books with puppets yeah and they're not like super and like crazy ones but you can go um you know how uh like christmas village around bryant park yeah during the holiday season they got puppets there's one stand that you can go and just buy puppets dude speaking of puppets how funny is it that like when we watch movies or tv shows about the olden days the entire town would gather around a little shack and someone would put on a show with puppets and everyone's like this is fire you know how trash life must have been ass like you're excited like the puppet show is coming to town yeah that's crazy and i'm gonna watch a little wooden puppet walk across a plank yeah and it's like oh and then there's a puppet show and then there would be like the king is like a puppet and then he gets embarrassed and then the person who who wrote the play gets killed you well it's because that was all this time and they were going back to their house and dying by scurvy yeah you know like this wasn't cool you know what i think about what was sex like back then because we're not showering i mean they were bathing joey they were bathing i think they're bathing and like they're they're getting like a three-day-old bucket of water and they've been like yeah i mean i i imagine that it was like game of thrones they're banging yeah i mean that's what you know that's a good because isn't there that the like where did we go that one time the museum of sex or something like that right yeah and they went through like wasn't there a portion of it that like went through like old-timey sex like not like showing you like this is how the pilgrims were banging old-timey sex it must have sucked dude oh my god pilgrims banging each other is gross to think about i mean because it must have taken an hour to get all that all the buckles you got a buckle on your head all the buckles let me undo this yeah and let my hair down you know like and it's just a white wig can you imagine like with you know like in movies where it's like let me take your pants off and the girl like unbuckles your pants so you imagine like you take your hat off and just unbuckle in your hat and you're getting horny because you're well do they have any movies or anything like about like love in those times i guess like love withering heights which by the way have you seen it no i haven't seen it i saw it the one with margot robbie speaking a big bird jacob lordy jacob lordy and margot robbie i watched it um i get the overall like love and the thing however there's a curveball in there out of nowhere and i'm like is that necessary which was do you want to know i'll just i'll just spoiler i mean i am not going to be anytime soon watching it i will spoil wuthering heights for you guys whatever but it's a love story right margot robbie and jacob i think i know the general the gist of it like what's your understanding like they were like he was like adopted and like they were raised by the same family he was like a poor kid yeah they like found him yeah exactly and they were just like come on come live with us and it's like his transition to like live amongst the royals or something like that and then they like fall in love because he's the scrappy little street rat so it's aladdin is it aladdin no no so so yeah he's just like a poor kid or whatever and then he like finds his family so he's staying with them but in the beginning of the movie plan b is a backup birth control option that's there 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like that but there was a lot of rain in this movie uh the posters had a lot of licking liquid yeah it was oh my god it was raining like hell it was a lot of moisture on the posters they kissed each other a couple times but it's like she needs to marry this guy because they need to level up you know what i'm saying like you can't you're fucking poor bro and you and you smell like the the horses so that was kind of like the vibe you let me know what side you're on i guess no no i'm just saying like this is this is the the is she saying that like yo i don't want you you stinky fuck basically she's not saying you stinky fuck she's being she's being like bro i gotta like live my life you know like and he's so he overhears that she's gonna marry this guy gets tight bounces he does yeah he's just like yo i'm out he's like i'm dipping where's he going fucking fuck if i know he goes he disappears into the mist you watch that was the other thing mad mist in this movie misty mad misty misty movie rides off into the mist now she's pissed where's my guy question any lanterns yeah okay and candles and shit okay and like ruins there's like ruins around yeah still don't understand how they had candles current her the person she was pursuing ran off not jacob allure she wasn't pursuing him no no you're gonna get married yeah you're gonna get married and not marry me because i just stink a little yeah and then and then he rides off because he's like yo whatever i stink for sure but like fuck but love but like when they found him he didn't like start to smell better because he was like living with a rich family now he was he was he was but they're they're like you can't ever wash this stink of of like life off you know what i mean but he certain stinks follow you he worked in their like stable or something i'm getting details wrong stable boy so then he well it's horse stink he dips right so she marries this guy blah blah blah she's having a good time or whatever she's pissed because she's like i can't believe this guy left me and you know by myself he's gonna come back at first she was distraught she was sitting on the edge of a mountain and she's like nah he's gonna come back delusional wait waiting for him he disappears into the mist she thinks that she's gonna wait on a mountain for him yeah yeah she's like famously no mist on top of mountains snow right it's like a cliff oh so you should have specified a cloud could get up there but he she's up there on the on the on the side of this cliff and she and she's telling like uh the other maid she's like he's gonna come back he's just fucking with me like he'll be back don't worry he's a little dramatic doesn't come back doesn't come back years how long years does he come back still stinking let me come let me get to that that's not how the story would go i don't think dude pulls up rich and hot yeah right sounds like he found a genie so he pulls up rich and hot he disappears he got his life together i don't know what the fuck he did he probably like you know whatever but he came back now he's rich and hot y'all be honest this really does sound like aladdin like he comes back like prince ali fabulous he ali is there a pet is there a cat there's no cat any animals no animals so hold on hold on kind of an animal i'll let you know i'll get there is he an animal a stinky animal gonna talk so he gets back right and now he's rich and she's like oh wow you look so good or whatever and then obviously they have some certain conversations how long is this movie this is all happening in two hours yeah dude have you watched a movie there's a plot my g so then uh they start having conversations and then he's like you know he wants her he wants to be with her type thing and she doesn't want to now i gotta remember if i remember this correctly then he's he decides so let's just fast forward through some mishmash here he decides okay there's another girl right who's like i think that dude's sister or some shit but she like lives in the house that that dude lives in or something so he's like that i'm gonna i'm gonna marry her yeah just to piss off this girl just piss off margot robbie oh boy so now it's this type of thing right however this is where the wretch comes into the movie and i'm like kind of on this tells her the girl right he not margot robbie he tells her he goes i'm gonna marry you and it and all of this is just to piss her off it's just to get her mad okay and by the way i'm gonna we're gonna fuck but we're gonna fuck like demons like i'm gonna be loud stinky fucking yeah he's not stinky anymore i mean again certain stinks of life stay with you forever if you're still a stinky astoria alleyway boy i'll take for the rest of your fucking life no matter how many fucking blue sweaters you wear sorry that was unnecessary that was that was that fair i'm sorry so anyway so he says this to demon fucker no he says to the girl he's like yo we're gonna get married i'm just just getting like her pissed off and we're gonna i'm gonna be rough with you that type of thing right and what does she say she's she's like it's she's kind of like under the spell she's like whatever you say jacob lordy now you're rich and hot i mean and he's also tall as hell yeah yeah you never it's like tall stinky and rich crazy combination i mean wait how does he get rich did they ever specify how he no longer became they may have i was kind of in and out they do breeze over that though it's just like oh shipping or something like that probably yeah import export yeah yeah okay logistics private equity yeah yeah social media yeah yeah um so so then they start showing they start showing stuff the show what do you mean showing stuff like sex yeah like sometimes it would be like he would sprawl her out on the table and then the maid would go walk in he'd be like it's okay you can stay and watch i'm like yeah what he would like chain her up he would like this type of shit i thought withering heights was not bro 50 shades of gray i thought it was like a romance then this just sounds like yo chain fucking demons then at one point in the mist shut up frank shut the hell up get him then at one point margot robbie gets sick the maid over there comes back and she's like i gotta let this guy know she walks in the door he's sitting over here with an apple like you with a knife with the apple oh i think that was a private conversation or a patreon conversation was it whatever so he's like eating an apple with a knife that type of shit the girl who he like married her i don't even know if they got married demon fucked yeah she's in a in a she's got like a chain and she's chained up to like the fireplace and she's on all fours like a dog and she's like barking and the lady's like what the fuck is going on in here why are you so pumped i don't know oh dude i don't know but like it's like i'm like what the fuck is so margot robbie walks in sees jacob it's her maid but i thought you said his maid walked in and she was he was just like yo you can watch this is cool different maid i think how many maids are these fucking people have i don't know it was back then it's like the 1800s yeah many a maid so she's so then she's on all fours barking like a dog and he's like a legit barking like yes and like that was the whole point of that it was like because it was like a you know i've got her under this spell type of thing whatever he finds out margot she's dying and shit like she he lets her off the leash she had i think she was pregnant at one point i'm fucking this shit all the way up oh she was pregnant she got sick oh and the baby is this dude's it's jacob elordi's wait they did sex they fucked each other they did stinky sex yeah they did they did and i think it was his baby oh no it wasn't his baby you gotta figure this out i got it it wasn't his baby he thought it wasn't she's like it's not yours he was tight how do they know that back then how well she knew that like the time that's fair yeah so she checked her vulva she did she got a pap smear um i don't i don't know yeah but then he's so then she's like yo she tells him like yo she's fucking dying like you know like whatever oh that's when he like was like i'm gonna get back at this girl because he found out she was pregnant with that dude and he was like it's not mine fuck you for life i'm gonna have my girl bark like a dog exactly that was the payback natural payback i don't know yeah if anyone ever gets your uh the love of your life ever gets pregnant you just fuck it up find someone adjacent to her and turn her into a dog for the record i haven't watched this movie i imagine that there's points to all this that you are just completely skipping i don't know that that's true i can only think i'm nailing it i believe it was directed by emerald fennel and like emerald fennel sounds like an herb well fennel is it's a plant and it's green and yeah i don't think there's any dogs in aladdin no no no but hold on hold on there's birds there's a tiger so the so the ending is the beautiful part where she's dying from like sepsis this bitch is green or like white she's like laying so now the irony now she stinks she's dying in her bed yeah and he he's trying to get there to see her before she dies and uh spoiler doesn't and she doesn't die she no he doesn't make it she dies ah well you you just you're crazy you're spoiling a like four month old movie i said spoiler he's doing fine he's doing fine so you know our fans i'm fully i'm fully i said spoiler spoiler spoiler we're talking about it yeah but you don't want people to stop watching it's far too late it's fine i'm fully um so then so then uh he doesn't make it and then he like gets in her fucking face her dead face she's so dead at this point how dead uh dead like white so she really stinks yeah probably i assume oh she's not decomposing she like just died i mean in theory she is decomposing she's like just died decomposing the minute she dies you're obsessed with stink a little bit and then he says something like uh like he wants her to come back and like just like you know because they were like it was very tumultuous the entire time and it's like i want you to like piss me off or whatever like fucking stink for me no whatever but that was the whole love story but the whole wrench and then and then whatever that movie kind of ends like there like there's not like a was the was the girl stole a dog back at the house she's still she's still on her leash and then in front of the fire the love of his life just dies and she was pregnant i believe leave miscarried at the same time the guy who uh who she married is like outside and he was actually outside when jacob lorry pulled up and he was like you don't want to go in there she's dead he was like yo she's dead in there and he's like i'm going in who i need to know the other actors in this movie like those are the two i know um owen cooper's in it for a bit he's like the young the young kid yeah the young kid oh he plays like the young stinky kid yeah yeah young stinky jacob lordy that's the credit at the end of the movie young stinky jacob lordy uh owen cooper congratulations uh okay winner all right i mean i know that you've butchered that to the point where people that are fans of the actual content are going to fucking smoke you or they're gonna love it like i feel like i did it kind of like honestly i don't see why we can't have here's what we should do we should have an episode where we just watch crazy out there movies and just try to our fucking best of our ability to review them or like not even review summarize them that's what you just did i'm saying like we did a whole like patreon episode doing that or something like that because of one of those movies because like if i were to sit you in front of like requiem for a dream and just be like what's that movie about and just see what you say or like eraser head just like the weirder movies that are out there yeah not that requiem's weird it's a little more dark but okay so here i'm going to respond i'm going to just kind of repeat back to you what you told me about the movie and then i'm going to do the same thing that you told me after these messages from our sponsors we do have some sponsors the first one being zoc doc zoc doc is a free uh website that you can go on a free app or website that you can go on and it helps you find and book high quality doctors that are in your area take your insurance and their next available appointments okay i was using zoc doc way before they were even on this show and i definitely use them now because i honestly don't even know how to do it otherwise but uh zoc doc you go onto this website or the app you put in your insurance and you put the doctor that you want to see if you want to see a primary care physician you want to see a dermatologist or whatever you need when i went to the dermatologist recently i was 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Oh, by the way, a detail I forgot to mention. Dad hammered 24 seven. All the, all the drunk, all the time. Mad hammer. Who plays the dad? I don't know. A good drunk acting is hard to do. Yeah. So like I can imagine like that would, that would be impressive. You know, oh my God. Yeah. He also like, I think he might actually just be drunk. Nick Nolte. Yeah. I don't know. Mr. Nolte. If you're alive. Well, if you're not alive, I hope everything's all right. I don't know where I'm getting at. If, if you walked into like your friend invited you over and you walked into their house and their partner is just on a leash, you'd be like, like they invited you for dinner and they're just on. Oh yeah. Yeah. That would be, I, I think, I would, I mean, I would just say something. Right. Like have to address it. I'd be like, what the fuck is this? Like if it was like a, ha ha, we're just joking around. Okay. But if it's like a, no, like this is seriously what I'm into. I might need to remove myself. Like, just be like, all right, I'm out. I'm not, I'm not, that's how they got the diddy people. Cause the diddy people didn't say anything. I see. I would, um, I would have some questions. I'd be like, oh, what's that about? You would want to know the ins and outs of their leash play. Well, I, I also think if you're going to do that, if you're going to do some kink stuff in front of company that doesn't know, I think that's kind of fucked. So let's do one, one in the same vein. If you go over to someone's house and them and their couple, like, it's just like, oh, they, uh, they wear a diaper. I got to go change them. I'll be right back. Oh man. Um, just go like, don't tell me. Yeah. Like I personally, from what I've learned from doing OPL is that people that are in the kink communities bad thing. If you're just going to like do stuff like that in front of people that have no idea what's going on, like you shouldn't do that. I mean, I mean that, that invites the, the side sideways looks, you know, like, well, yeah, that's why I'd be like, what is she doing? Yeah. We don't need it. We don't need all this. Yeah. I need all this on the, like, well, you can do this in your own time. Like, or just don't invite, I don't have to come over. Let's go up. Right. Or just like, give me a precursor here. Just like, Hey, just let you know, my wife, she's a dog and I'll be like, Hey, is that like a, yeah, I would, I would, I would kindly, if that were the case, I would just be like, all right, I don't need to come over. I don't, I'm okay. You can't turn off the dog for an hour and a half that I can come over and hang out for dinner or something. I can hang out with the dog with your wife, dog brother. You cannot, why you will not be able to, why, what am I going to do? You will be very uncomfortable. Oh yeah. And I'll be fine. Yeah. As long as they don't ask me to pet her or him pet her. Yeah. Like a dog. And it depends what, what's happening at dinner. Like if, if a food bowl comes out, that's when I'd be like, oh man, brother, the leash is out. What do you mean? If a food bowl comes out, they're there, they're at the fucking, you know, they're at the park. I mean, I'm not going to leave. What am I? That's respectfully. I don't feel comfortable with this. You guys kind of doing this on display. If that's what you do in your own time, that's fine. It's just not for me to be around. Sure. I would, I would just have questions. It's like, all right, if you're going to put it out here, I'm going to ask. Yeah. Let's let's go. I mean, but that's what they want. They want it to be like, then they get back and it was just like, you left, you are a bad doggy. Yeah. Right. And they were like, that's what they, that you're playing into their game. You're fucking helping with the kink. Cause then they're going to be like, Joey thought I was a bad doggy. Well, I didn't say that. I was just asking like, oh, what's going on? Like, is this a joke or whatever? And if it's real and they're like, oh yeah, this is a, you know, this is my wife. She likes to be a dog. What would he do if they then full on pissed on the carpet? If she really Ripped a pea? Like, on a wee-wee pad. Yeah, I mean. i would i mean what is she naked not in their pants she peed her pants yeah i feel like um you're there brother ask your questions like a skirt scenario probably make more sense or oh i don't i mean i feel like nudity is definitely crossing a line oh yeah that's crazy that's why i said pants on but they're like they make an oopsie they make an oopsie right you know yeah i mean i would doggy went in the house i would definitely just be like yeah this is like very uh there's a lot going on here sir like this is you sound like inconsiderate guests is what you sound like frankie i would say brother if that makes me an inconsiderate guest no problem i do think it's a little inconsiderate of the host no not give someone a precursor of like if i went over to your house and then your fucking partners they are just like tied up and it's just like yeah it's just what we do i'd be like why would you even ask me to come over yeah this is not the like why like the exactly like they're like that would be like you wanted me to see this weird it'd be such a funny prank too to pull like invite you guys for dinner and just one of your friends is doing that it's like it's a it's all a bit would be great i mean at this point it would if it was one of my friends i would certainly speak up i i honestly like it would need to be someone i know so well that like if they told me it was a joke i'd be like yeah i know it's a joke because like if it was someone that i was like teetering on like i don't know if this could be a joke or not that's way worse how would you feel if i told you that i was a joke would you feel if i told you that like i'm actually into it like we do it good for you i would be so supportive of you and your king who's on the leash who do you think it's him right it's him 100 it's dom play yeah yeah it's okay we i mean no seriously like i would i would make it a point to be like over the top supportive so like there was no room for like he he's judging me i would legitimately be supportive of whatever that would be for you but if you came but if i came over and it was in the room i would have to talk with you and just be like it crazy that's my fucking life i'm talking about like uh it being the display okay like you'd be like chill i would just be like dude you didn't need to do this while i was here so if i told you that right if i told you that i'm like yeah we're turning into this thing whatever and then one time you came over and like it was dog time i mean i would hope that you would be able to schedule dog time around your fucking visitors yeah but yeah it's not nap time for a child you're consenting adults you can move dog time sometimes you just gotta bark man i yeah sometimes it's like it just takes over you it's just you know the bark is bigger than the bite you know yeah the bark is in you forever it's that's one of those things you can't get rid of yeah it feels like my fault my bad what would you do if like another universe you're going on dates with people and they're like i'm a reformed doggy reformed like i used to be into like doggy king play i don't do that anymore i mean first of all is this a first date yeah this is an electric first date yeah this is what i'm looking for yeah i i i mean we would have tons of questions i would be like yo what are we talking about here that wouldn't be like an immediate like all right respectfully i'm bowing out oh why come on personally i'm imagining this person is fucking shit i'm imagining this person is fucking shit i'm imagining this person is fucking on the sidewalk and stuff like that you go right to defecation there's a lot more the pup is like you jump over stuff you like to wear a collar whatever yeah i i think it just remember girls wore chokers what's the difference yeah i remember i remember i i very much so remember julia styles trust me chokers were the thing she had hundreds of those dude any fucking premiere she was do you remember the the black ones that were like kind of like lace it looked like it was like this yeah julia style bro pull up any picture of julia styles from the mid-2000s and i can almost guarantee she had one of those on i like i liked them i thought i remember they made them for like ankles too did they yeah whenever girls wore those in like middle school i was like i kind of like this all pictures of not not in a single one i mean there's a there's a necklace just type in choker well i don't know if that's what we should be putting out there is what those called chokers i think so you don't gotta put it in yeah something like that plan b is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan it specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation plan b is available nationwide at all major retailers and through delivery apps like doordash no id prescription or age requirement it's the number one ob-gyn recommended brand of emergency contraception and it won't impact your future fertility that's the plan b that's freedom the b use as directed yeah honestly even when the search is specific still not there yeah so i've seen so i feel like i've seen so many i'm so i'm wrong you can't get that you can't get the julius styles choker out of your brain i guess so yeah i saw her in that one movie and i was just like that's every picture saved the last dance there was a movie she did that was called i think it was called like uh was it misery things i hate about you no there was another one where she like played like a bad kid i think it was 10 things i hate about you no no no there was another one fuck i think it was called misery um not to confuse it with the kathy bates misery i mean i'm not gonna ask you to look up julius styles filmography but like i remember it was always on like rcn at the time no we're past that but so you go on a date and someone's like oh i used to be into pub play not that they are currently but they're but like if they're due if if it got to the point where they're like i had to back out of it i'd be like it got bad dude i mean they're just not into it anymore maybe the pup left the puff the pup ran off what happened like i feel like if you're committing to pup play yeah you know you're in for the whole shebang you think it's a lifelong thing i imagine like i'm sure you could grow out of it sure but like what happened at that person's life at that in that person's life that made them go i'm wiping my paws with this one i'm out well dogs age faster so maybe you know just get out of it faster you get big for the yard yeah i think that maybe it was like some maybe what if she was just indulging in what her partner at the time was into like he was really into pup play so she was like all right i'll pop it up it's just it's it's it's a very strange thing to me i would respect that crazy if she was like i wasn't really the the og pup i respect people having their thing wholeheartedly i think like there's a level for it that personally i would not be able to look past it would just be too it's too weird of a thing for me to look past it would just be too it's too weird of a thing for me and weird and not a non-disrespectful sense that like it would just be hard for me to not like i'm an overthinker you know i'm i'm an overthinker it would be hard for me to not look past but look past that excuse me does it matter if she was a cat instead of a pup oh good question that's a really great question it would almost be worse if she's a cat i think because cats have more like licking of themselves and hairball things and litter boxes you say wait you're saying the cat's worse i think it's a little deeper in there you know okay it would be a wonderful conversation yeah have you guys talked to a former puppy on the on opl yeah and oh no they were a current they were barking it up uh no it's it's more of like there's masks we looked them up oh yeah we looked them up once yeah i remember i remember the masks yes i remember i remember when we looked up those masks not cheap no bro it's leather it's artisan i mean it's tough artisan crafted doggy masks there's a market for sure good listen all the power to i also would say like what i was gonna say is like if she was like i wasn't the the og pup my partner at the time was really into it so i indulged i'd be like let's fire it's cool i i hear what you're saying yes sure fine but if they were to say like i bowed out my questions hung up the paws i would be like why why did she hang up the paw why why why are you no longer oh she's like i just wasn't that into it like i was like into it for him yeah and then they broke up and now you're not into like yeah like that gets to a breaking point does that like am i making sense by saying that like what gets to a breaking point if you get to the point where it's like i'm just i wasn't that into it it's like all right something happened or almost happened to put you into that breakup it was like i'm no longer with the pup guy and i don't i don't need the pup yeah i got the mask just in case just because she nibbled a little bit in the pub maybe she went full pub maybe she did first of all i would respect that i actually wouldn't respect just just being just one foot in one foot out of the pup yeah you're gonna pop or you're gonna not gonna pop yeah go pup go full pop go full pop if you're gonna if you're gonna pop up the point that i was trying to make i was trying to review the fucking withering heights movie and summarizing how the fuck did we get the pup play yeah i don't know all right yeah here we go from what you said here we go stinky jacob alordi gets found by middle class fucking margot robbie yeah it's everywhere always someone is wet yeah and then she's like he's like oh you know what fuck this i'm out because you like fucking rich guy and you only want to be with him for status and then he comes back he's like guess what now i'm the status yeah and fuck you so i'm gonna take his fucking sister and i'm gonna make her bark like a puppy yeah and i'll show you margot robbie i'm no longer that stinky little sad boy that soiled his pants all the time uh-huh now i'm and prim and proper and probably wearing an ascot. maybe if there's not an ascot in that movie there's lanterns oh there's ascots okay and then it's like you know what you stayed a piece of shit for too long i'm margot robbie i'm dying i'm dead now i stink and you're now rich and miserable because you you didn't decide to be a good guy essentially but they all they loved each other throughout crazy but they smelled like shit they never smelled like shit at the same time that's what i'm getting here is that at different points different people had different stinks they never matched their stink up to go full stink together they never sent the stink it's like he's like oh i'm a little kid i smell like shit and she's just like all right i don't and then i smell like shit but you smell better because now you use hot baths and stuff you smell like shit and she's just like all right i don't and then i smell like shit but you smell because you're rich and british now you're not listening but he's actually he's actually speaking thank you so like it's like writing the message of the story the moral of the story is match the stink if love is more powerful than stink love is more powerful yeah well love overpowers the stench of love is better than the stench of dog shit now your point is reversed i think yeah yeah you were building to the well no they were fighting their love when and then because of doing that they both have different stinks you did have something i still got it it's like right right people wrong time is what he was getting at i think right stink wrong time no wrong stink wrong time i tried it's not about to stink at all tried my best i mean when you got a little smelly like dog shit jacob alorty i can't even do what could you possibly be writing over there uh right stink wrong time got it i imagine that mr alorty first of all don't beat me up because you're like 6 12 and probably could wipe the floor with me that would just be seven foot i'm not saying you stink your character probably smelled like dog shit yeah was this the interviews where margot robbie was essentially saying like oh i i yearned for him still or something yeah i think that's like a whole marketing thing that they do now in hollywood where it's like oh if you make it seem like the the actors are in love then people will go see the movie like will they will not they yeah that type of shit all right i'm not i didn't love that but i know like there there were some other there were some other awkward like inner like press junkets and stuff like that too like the famous one was the one last year with uh pedro pascal and vanessa kirby for fantastic four were like she's like stroking his back and like he's like well no it's all right guys because i have anxiety and she's helping me yeah i i mean i have no i like i don't know like if that if that isn't a marketing thing like that would be so weird because she's married you know what i mean i'm like i agree this is a weird comment yeah and i'm sure he was lurching around with someone at that time too lurching lurch like tall yeah yeah you know lurch adam's family good job dude i know snapping so you crushed that you absolutely crushed that snapping no the the knowing that it's from the adams family oh yeah there's only one lurch in the world all right is that an actual verb lurch lurk but i was lurch lurching in reference to the fact that he's giant and juries out on if he actually does stink he looks like he smells good not in the old timey english clothes there's no chance he smelled good i know and he was chopping a lot of wood when he gets angry he chops wood in that movie he gets pissed and he starts chopping wood okay when's the last time you chopped wood frankie not that long ago he has a fireplace oh well no my fireplace now is uh gas but like at the lake like five years ago i was chopping wood if that maybe even sooner i can't i don't even know the last time i chopped wood i would chop wood in the my friends long island house and it's just one of those friends where his dad would trick me into doing manual labor his dad my dad that was my dad big time dude big time his dad his dad's like masterful at it his dad will just ask you like uh when he says masterful it's really disrespectful it's just it's masterful you don't know it's coming and you know it's coming but you don't know that it's right now well because you would think that he had the wherewithal to know that the kids that stayed up until 4 a.m drinking don't want to be up at night 9 a.m to flip a dock whoa brother brother dude not an exaggeration either like one time 30 by 30 square pressure treated wooden docks with barrels tied underneath them and then it's like let's make a bunch of 11 year olds flip this well we were like 20 at the time yeah i'm joking and then it's like the best way to flip it is to get it straight up and then walk it down you know this thing weighed 1000 pounds and there's 20 20 year olds like trying to figure it all out it was tough dude yeah i remember one time i was uh i was staying at uh espos house or and um it was like dinner time and we were out on the lake so we're like all right we're going back and i i was like i'm just gonna swim back so i swam back and like there's like a little beach by frank's house so that's where i got out because it was like too far to get all the way to espos house i was like fuck that as i get out his dad's like he's like i'm gonna swim back and he's like i'm gonna swim back and he's like can you just help me i think there's a hole in this thing and like one of the things i'm like yeah hour and a half looking for this hole and he's like you put water and soap and you see where it bubbles yeah classic it was like an hour and a half love frank to death though well was there a hole yeah there's certain was that you did you hear that did your balls just drop out of your pants was there a hole yeah i was like what was that that was crazy it was like a techno song he doesn't listen to techno no i don't listen to techno um would you go like if we were like in berlin would we go to like a deep house like fucking let me tell you where i the places i don't want to be most on the planet really yeah or just for the experience so i can go listen to fucking diplo not to diplo why don't you shut up and diplo to suck these nuts baby i don't even like that one you don't need to like it it's there and would you kindly wow did you start the techno thing yeah right yeah you gotta hit him with a got him that was pretty got him so good baby got him so good diplo and suck these balls yeah yeah that's not bad that's not bad i think that's a pretty good one and and i like was calm during it i didn't i didn't like stumble my way through it as i have done i was calm during it as i have done so many other times yeah well did i get you with that one were you were like did you see it coming no it was it was very fast i'm sorry because he he fired off because he got a little excited about the techno thing and then it just it that little yeah no i cannot imagine wanting to go to like an electronica are we going or are we where he's going like are we in the cool area or are we just going i'm not going oh well yeah he's not going he's not going i'm saying like are we like are we just going and being in the pit i don't want to do that i don't want to do that also i don't want to like hear a dj he's going like come on they're german oh so yep it's like no very very euro yes electronic no i i did it again fuck i can't find my german we'll start with a different german then go there i can't find my like you want me to okay floating okay go to electronica now bring it over now fucking go to electronica no it wasn't working there sorry i can't find my german you would go yeah dude i mean i'm there might as well ah i don't know how like you know it's not like i'm the lights and the lights and the like alone would give me a heart attack yeah yeah it would be intense that would be a lot there'd be a lot of mist there too maybe stinky jacob alordi's also there get to the ads i'd wear like a fishnet shirt yeah you know what i mean you're you're you're trying to introduce fishnets as a normal part of your your wardrobe he is right he is how am i doing and it's so little you do have to build for it how do i how am i doing that well you're you're you're experimenting with fishnets you want to mention that well you wore you wore one to the i heart uh podcast awards that's right it wasn't really fishnet i mean brother adjacent it was adjacent it was closer to fishnets than anything that either of us anything that i've ever worn in my entire life you couldn't give your jacket away 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So we don't make fun of you and make you feel bad about what you're wearing. I don't believe that about you. What? What does that mean? I'm wearing blue. I said, you looked like cookie monster twice. Sue me. I made an observation twice with, with intent with malintent. The intent was to show you that I know cookie monster. I don't think that you can hear yourself speak sometimes, buddy. Damn right. I don't need to listen to myself. Speak. You love it. No, I don't need to listen. You do. You, you, if you're trying to make fish nets work, I just want you to know you look good when you wore them and I support it. I don't consider that fish net. It's porous a bit, but it's not like fish nets. Like you could see through it. It's like Jeff Hardy. That was more, I guess he's right. But fish nets are more fish net shirt. You'd see my apples, brother. We, we didn't not see your nipples. So I'm going up. It wasn't, there was nipples. It was about like, you know, nipple there. What was that? Oh, he knows where your nipples are. Yeah. Forget him. Maybe. Did we know someone who was like, I'm really good at this. I can tell you where your nipples are. Some girl. Yeah. It's like a, wait, what? I did an anime move on you, but that's how you do it. Center chest, nipples right there. Is that true? Wait. So center chest. Yep. Nipple. No. Well, no, no. I mean, you're not really, you could see where Ryan is. I'm fucking cockeyed. You're sure it's almost fish net. Like this? No, it's a white t-shirt. Like this? Yeah. And then I what? Bend my hand? Yeah. And then it should be right there. That is my nipple. No. Also no. I don't know how center chest you are, but brother, I know my chest. He is center chest. Yeah. You drop it. Nipple. I think I am. Um, come here. Try it. All right. Cause I'm doing it. Let's see. And be on it. And don't actually pinch my nipple, please. Cause I fucking hate my nipples. All right. So get in the center of that thing. Here's my center chest. That's not my center chest, brother. Okay. You drop nipple. Oh, he, he got you. He, that one he got. The other one is fucking lazy eye. It's looking around. That's kind of a great, why do you know that? This kid loves nipples. Why do you know that this, like this thing, somebody's got nipples. Why do you know that? Sometimes you just know things. Were you breastfed? I think so. That's how he knows. He was like, mom, just wait there. Yeah. Too much. Um, sorry. That's just one of those things that, you know, gave everyone an image of that. I was breastfed. You were breastfed too, right? Yeah. Now you got someone against breastfed people. I don't know if I was, I assume last child, I feel like usually maybe not breastfed. Yeah. I mean, I was lucky I was fed at all. Right. At that point. Your mom's going to hear that. She'd be like, Joey, tell the people that I fed you appropriately. No, my mom fed us. You were very, you were, you, you were nourished. Yeah. You were, I got you Liz. Don't worry. I'm not going to allow him to drag your name on a fucking podcast. Um, how did we get there? We were talking about your fishnet obsession. Oh, my nipples. Fishnet session. Right. My nipples were not. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. My nipples were not out. That's the thing. They were like there, you know, like when, when, when a room is completely dark, your eyes adjust to the light and you can see a little, you know what I'm saying? You can probably see like there is some sort of shadow if I squint and that's where his nipple is, but it's not like it's like out. I need to see, I don't think pictures will do it justice. I need to see the shirt that you will just win. He'll just wear it. I can wear it on the show. Wear it on the show. I mean, Oh God. As if you need to look better. I'm going to get wear a jacket. Yeah, that was someone's playing dice dropping fucking. Yeah, that scared me. There was a sound that sounded like a little dumbbells and a little girl like, yeah, that's why I don't like it. Yeah, that is scary. I'm squeaking and hearing like a little girl laugh or something. Sometimes sometimes when you both leave and I'm here, it could get really scary. I don't know. I get dark in here. Bro, it gets mad dark in here. Really? Well, cause we black everything out. Oh yeah. Bro, at night when I have left this place and shut all the lights, I'm like, I legitimately can't see a thing. I call the elevator first and get that light and then I turn off the lights and go in. Yes. I get scared. Were you the kid that like ran up the stairs in the basement? Like, I still have to mentally make it a point to be like, I'm, I'm, I'm a grown, I'm grown. Yeah. Like there's nothing down here. This is my house. But then one time something did fall over and that was, that scared me. Um, do you still pan sometimes? No, no. I don't have access to that many stairs. No, I don't. Like I live in an apartment with no stairs. Um, you don't do it. I, I, I, I'm not like I used to do it and be like, I'm Pikachu, but like, yeah, but like I, I haven't done that. I can't even tell you the last time I did that. Damn. That's the sad part. Dude. Speaking of sad, I saw like, it was so sweet. It really, I'm so sensitive these days for some reason, but it was a guy who had a lovely voice and he was singing Frank Sinatra, my way to a bunch of old ladies in a retirement home. Oh, I saw that. And there was that one woman that was just like, she was like mouthing the lyrics and I was like, this is breaking my heart because he's going like, and now the end is near. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of fucked up to sing that to a bunch of old people. That's what I mean. Well, Hey, guess what? You're going to die soon. So I face. The final curtain. And she's like singing along. I'm like, Oh my God, she knows she's going to die soon. And like, that's just so sad. The comments though, he was like, it's cause people were saying that. And the kid wrote, um, this was a request. Someone requested it. Someone requested like, yeah. Cause it's just going in there and firing off songs about being close to the end is crazy, but yeah, it just made me cry. And then I saw a bunch of sad videos, bro. I saw one like two days ago. That was like, and it was like a news story. Someone did. It was like an old man had lost his wife and he was just like grumpy and miserable and pissed. And then he was in a grocery store and like a little girl like asked him for a hug. And he was like, I had never, I had, I literally was living to like living to die, waiting to die. And then this little girl just asked me for a hug and like, they like bonded and like would like spend time together and stuff like that. Don't even my chills. Oh, he's gone. I literally have chills. Also. I saw this other thing I was a fucking mess, bro. I was a mess watching this. I'm not even going to pull the video because I'm legitimately going to cry. I mean, that one I won't talk about. I'll talk about the other. You know what? We're going to talk about both of them. Just do it, baby. Who cares? This is the tail end of the episode. There's a video that this one got me going. I'll just read it because it's just a video of like a bunch of kids that are, they look like they're in their early 20s hugging this woman. And it says, two years ago on Mother's Day, we said goodbye to my brother after his battle with cancer. Today, for the second year in a row, his friend surprised my mom for Mother's Day, a beautiful reminder that love lives on through the people he touched. Right? Right. So I see this video and it's like all the kids are there and they're hugging the mom and then they're in her like driveway and they're just playing basketball. The next video is some guy talking about that video and then like he adds in that, oh, it's such a sweet thing because her mom, because the mom gets to watch the kids through the window playing in the driveway, playing in the driveway. Right. And it reminds her of like her son and I'm like, fuck this app. That's beautiful. Fuck this app to hell. That is beautiful. Yeah. I mean, every now, like I said, every like month and a half, my algorithm just becomes like, we're going to make you cry and fucking hard and fat. Like there was one where it was like, and I've seen this sentiment, like other people have posted it as well. And it's just like, like, you know, like the music for, oh, you're going to make me cry. Oh, you're going to make me cry. You've never seen inside out. The fact that you have not watched inside out, bro, that first movie is going to fucking ruin you. I can't, it's going to ruin you, but it's like the, the music from inside out and it's like kids playing. And it's like, when I'm 80, this will be what I dream about. And it's like, they're kids and stuff like that. And yeah, it's so fucked, dude. You know, it's crazy. And you'll get there when you have kids, you can't have kids and like, just be like, oh, I'm going to be happy about having kids. The internet needs to consistently remind you of like, they're not going to be this young forever. Cherish it now. They're only getting, you're going to remember this and miss it one day. And it's like, I fucking know that. Yeah. Shut up, asshole. I saw this other video. That's it. That's all I got. And it was, it was, it was so nice, but it just like enraged me afterward too. It was this little girl and she's at Disney or whatever. And it says, watch my daughter who has recently started to explore the world. Experience body image. She's fucking eight, by the way, watch my daughter who has recently started to experience body image issues and questioning if she's pretty, see herself as a Disney princess. And apparently they do like a, it's like a man thing. Yeah. Yeah. And then they turn her around and she lights up and I'm very happy. And I'm like, this is so cute. And then I remember the beginning of that. And I'm like, who do we kill? Yeah. Big time. Who's causing the body image? Yeah. Who needs to get run over by a monster truck? Ooh, what's going on? That'd be a good way to get them. Yeah. I am fully, those Disney videos get me because there was one day Ruby was like, can I see videos of Disney princesses? And I was like, sure. Yeah, no problem. I like went on Tik TOK. I typed like Disney princess and it's, you know, little kids meeting Disney princesses. And she is like enamored because in her head, she's like, they're in movies. And they're in real life. And then they're there and like, I can maybe one day and I'm fucking hysterically crying. Yeah. And she's, and all she does is she looks at me and she's like, are you crying? Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, I am that, that crying a big deal. I was talking to my dad because my dad went a couple of years ago with my, my nephews, my sister and them. And he said, like seeing the kids make that connection in real life, like it melts any of the toughest people in the world. No, I like, I just, the toughest people in the world. Some of those videos are so fucking, you know, there's a rule that like they can't break the hug first. Love that shit. Good. Love that bro. Listen, Disney, we could be critical of, of so many things we can be very critical of so many things, the immersion that they want, the, the experience they want to create. I haven't experienced it yet, but from what I understand, the experience they want to create for children going to the parks and stuff like that. You have to tip a cap to that. Yes, maybe it's because they want them to come back and spend all their money, whatever, but it does mean something, you know what I mean? No, it's unbelievable, dude, the videos, there's like compilations of children meeting like Disney characters and I'm like, oh my God, dude, I'm never gonna stop crying when this happens. Never going to stop. Rob Zombie. Never gonna stop, never gonna stop. A name I haven't even thought about, Dragula. I remember Dragula, but I never. Bro. I was thinking of Never Gonna Stop because it was Edge's theme song. You think you know me. On my Durango, on the 95, take me to the wrong, to the wrong, to the wrong, to the wrong line. Dude. Bro, you don't know Rob Zombie, do you? I know of him. You don't know shit just because of the horror movies. Yeah, he made some movies. Fuck. Why does he, why do I know Dragula? Was that in a video game or something, like Twisted Metal? It probably was. It probably was. Dragula is such a good song. I know so many songs that I never otherwise would have known because of video games, you know? So Dragula's probably there. Madden, another one. There was a- Never scared. That song? Oh my God. That was a banger that I knew, period. But like, I remember like Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 had a bunch of like those songs. Goldfinger. Which one was that? Oh fuck, what's the song? What's the Goldfinger song? You'll, you'll remember it. It's from the, the, the Tony Hawk's. Tony Hawk's. Goldfinger song. If it's the one I'm thinking of, I just didn't know the name. It's probably that one. It's the one that I'm thinking of. Here I am, doing everything I can. Oh no, that's another one. Superman. That wasn't Tony Hawk. The one that I'm thinking of, it's just like. Note 17. I think it's the same song. It's the same song. It's the same song. Thank you.